- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪
♪ Loud house ♪
- Poo-poo.
[pleasant music]
♪ ♪
- Hmm.
- Ah, Lily, no touchy.
Lola's trying to get ready for her photo shoot today.
- Aww.
- Sorry, Lols.
No one else could babysit,
so I had to bring her along this time.
- No problem.
I can prep for these gigs in my sleep.
This is my fourth local ad this month.
Today, I'm going with an understated look,
but still hinting at glamour with these luxurious lashes.
[gasps] They're gone!
- [laughs]
Very funny, Lily.
But Lola needs those.
And her lipstick.
- [sighs]
- And her perfume.
- [groans]
Hmph.
- All righty, Lola.
This ad's for Dr. Feinstein's dental practice,
so give us your biggest smile.
Now let's get the before shot.
And the after.
[glamorous pop music]
Brilliant! You're a natural, kid.
♪ ♪
- [gasps] - Great!
Hold that pose.
- [gasps]
[grunting]
Lola! Lola!
- Sorry. This is my baby sister.
- [laughs]
- [gasps]
Do not move!
This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
- [laughs]
- Do you girls ever work as a team?
I have got some big-time projects
I could use you both for.
- Actually, I'm kind of a solo performer.
Hold on.
Did you say "big-time projects"?
Now remember, Lily, I've got lots of commercial experience,
so just hang back and follow your big sister's lead, okay?
- [farts]
- I'll take that as a yes.
- [grunts] Lola?
Could you grab something please?
- Of course!
Come on, Lily. Time to sparkle.
- Sparkle.
[gasps]
[breathing heavily]
- Play it cool. Don't look so impressed.
- Mm, Mm-hmm.
- Here they are. My little stars!
Okay, let's get you girls into makeup.
- [gasping]
- Ah, you must be their personal assistant.
- No. I'm actually their sister.
- Whatever.
We're a little crunched for time, sweetie,
so can you run these back to the dressing room?
- [grunting] - Oh, and this too.
All right.
This commercial's for Gus' Games and Grub.
Do you know your lines?
- [laughs]
Does excellent cut quality raise a diamond's value?
[clears throat] Yes.
The answer to both is yes.
- Okay. Let's go for a take.
And action!
[upbeat music]
- [grunts][laughs]
Oh, dang it.
That was my last token! [sighs]
I'm having such a neat time here at Gus' Games and Grub.
I wish the fun would never end!
[gasps]
- [laughs] - [gasps]
Why, it's the Teenie Genie
here to grant my wish for more tokens.
[grunts] [laughs nervously]
Now for a limited time at Gus' Games and--
- [cheering and laughing]
- Get 20 free tokens with the purchase of--
[grunts] Cut!
Sorry, everyone. Take five.
- [laughs]
- Okay, real funny stuff,sweetie,
but a director doesn't wanna see you
"doing your own thing" like that.
It's all about being cute and professional, mm-kay?
- So about Lily...
- I know. I was just telling her--
- I loved seeing her do her own thing!
- What now?
- As a matter of fact,
I am thinking we trim some of your lines
so we get to the Teenie Genie even faster.
- Oh.
Such a wonderful idea.
[laughs forcefully]
- All right, this ad's for the family spa package,
so put on some mud masks and...
just have fun with it.
- See, Lily? Like this.
With poise and grace.
- Ha! - No, no!
- [laughs] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[mud squishing]
- The shot's a little crowded.
Let's try something new.
Lola, how about you move back?
[squishes] More.
Little more.
Perfect!
- [growls]
- Wow. You guys look amazing.
- How can you tell? You can't even see me.
- Places, everyone, for the Burpin' Burger spot.
- So I came up with some backstory
for my character.
How about I'm a rich debutante
who should be dining on caviar,
but secretly, I'd much rather have a Double Belcher.
- We've cut your part.
We're gonna have Lily star in this one.
- [laughs]
[dramatic musical flourish] - What?
I can't believe my very own baby sister
is trying to steal my place in the spotlight!
Look at this ad! [bear squeaks]
I know, Mr. Sprinkles.
I am just as horrified as you are.
[knocks] - Hey, Lols.
Can I get my magazine back?
I wanna read it on the-- - [screams]
- Bus to work.
- [screams]
Sorry, Leni. It's not you.
I'm just so frustrated right now.
- Aww. Let's talk after I get home.
Everybody has to be at the store early
to help set up
for the Reiningers' Cutest Kid auditions.
- "Cutest Kid?"
Tell me everything!
- The winner gets to be the face
of the children's clothing department.
- Mwah!
Leni, forget the bus.
I am driving you to work in my princess jeep.
- Really? Yay!
I'll grab my helmet. - [laughs evilly]
This is my chance to prove I'm still the star.
Of course you can come watch me audition,
but we won't tell Lily.
Shh.
[upbeat pop music] - Huh?
- [grunting]
[humming]
[grunting]
Sparkle.
- I think we both agree.
Miss Loud, you're one of our finalists.
Congratulations!
We'll see you tomorrow at the callback.
- [squeals]
I did it, Mr. Sprinkles!
Now I'll be Reiningers' Cutest Kid
and everyone will forget all about...
Lily?
Lori?
What are you doing here?
Shopping for ribbon wands like me?
Because I totally didn't just audition for anything at all.
[laughs forcefully]
- Oh, Lily just did.
To be Reiningers' Cutest Kid. - [giggles]
- The store called and personally requested her.
- Personally... requested?
- Absolutely.
Word spread all over town about how cute she is.
That's why she's our other finalist!
- A finalist? [dramatic musical flourish]
[grunts]
- [cooing] - Ugh, look at her.
Plotting her next move to take me down.
If she wins the Cutest Kid competition,
I am finished in this business!
I have to beat Lily, but how?
Everything she does is adorable.
[sniffs] [gags]
- [gasps]
- [laughs]
- Well, not everything.
Hey, Lori,
can I borrow your phone when we get home?
I wanna record-- um, my audition.
To, you know, practice.
[laughs evilly]
- [screaming]
[grunting]
[phone beeping]
[laughing] [dog barking]
[babbling manically]
[laughs]
[screaming]
[phone beeping]
- That's right, Lily.
Show us your worst.
[laughs evilly]
[car beeps]
- Lols, can you watch Lily?
I'll let the judges know the two finalists are here.
- Oh, let me do it.
You just stay and help Lily get ready.
[laughs]
Be right back.
- [muttering indistinctly] Huh?
- Hello, Mrs. Carmichael.
I wanted to let you know
that Lily and I are here for our callbacks.
Oopsie!
Almost forgot.
Before my sister auditions,
you should watch the video on this thumb drive.
You may find it-- hmm, how should I say this?
Not so cute.
Well, bye!
Good luck, Lily.
May the cutest sister win.[laughs]
[hums]
Not now, Lily. I'm touching up my blush.
Wait, what is this?
- Lily, Lola,
love!
- This is us?
[heartfelt music]
Wait, you were never actually competing with me.
- [laughs]
- You just wanted to have fun together,
didn't you?
- [babbling happily]
- [gasps]
I need to get that thumb drive back.
- I beg your pardon?
Uh-- [laughs nervously]
I almost made a really dumb mistake,
so if you could just kindly return that.
- I'm afraid not.
It's our job to choose the right child
to be the face of Reiningers,
so we have to consider everything,
including the contents of this drive.
- Gimme! - Now Lola, I'm warning you.
- [growls] - Oh!
- [screams]
- [yelping]
[brakes squeal] [yelps]
- [screaming] - [screams]
[impacts]
Lola Loud!
You are disqualified!
- I can live with that.
- Congratulations, Lily.
You're officially Reiningers' Cutest Kid.
[applause] - [laughs]
[refined music]
- So, Lols, you bummed about the whole Cutest Kid thing?
- Nope. Cutest sister won.
Besides, it's what got me today's gig.
The director heard about me tackling Ms. Carmichael
and said she had a part I'd be perfect for.
- Commercial for the Karate Corner.
Take one.
[intense rock music] - [screaming and grunting]
- Cut! That's a wrap, people.
Great work, Lola.
- Aww, thank you!
Whew, that took a lot out of me.
I could really go for a chill juice box
right about now.
- Still not your assistant.
[upbeat pop music]
♪ ♪
- Thanks for giving me a ride to the movies, Mom.
- Of course.
I love that you and your friends
have such a fun Friday tradition.
What are you seeing tonight?
- It's called "Senior Year in Gear."
Everyone's saying
it's literally the best teen movie ever.
It got 100 lumps on Dank Potatoes.
- Oh!
I'll assume that's a good thing.
[tires squeal]
Say hi to Carol and Rogerfor me.
Fingers crossed
that they're not out of Choco Crispies this time.
- Oh, we couldn't risk that happening again.
[both laugh]
- Lori! Over here!
- Hey, my favorite customers!
One large popcorn, one jumbo sparkling water,
and--oh, sorry.
We're still out of Choco Crispies.
[both gasp] - Psst.
[both gasp]
[upbeat music] [cheering]
[both laugh]
[indistinct whispering]
[laughter]
- Now the school rock has been claimed
by the cheerleading squad.
Best senior year ever!
[laughter]
- This senior prank is going to be, like, so epic.
all: Gelatin, gelatin!
- Look out, guys! I'm crazy!
Whoa!
both: Best senior year ever!
[laughter]
- Stargazing on the football field?
Such a high school rite of passage!
- Best senior year ever.
- Powerful.
[laughter]
- What a perfect end to senior year.
- Yeah.
Someday, we'll be super old,
but we'll always remember this night.
all: Seniors!
- That was amazing. [sniffs]
I have chills. - Right?
I thought that documentary about sea snails was great,
but this, like, blew my mind!
- Whoa, what's wrong, Lori?
Are you mad I finished off the popcorn?
'Cause you said you were done.
- It's not about the popcorn.
It's about the movie.
It's just--we haven't done any of the high school stuff
the characters did.
- What are you talking about, Lori?
- Those are literally rites of passage.
We have to do them before we graduate.
And senior year is almost over. Come on.
One day, we're going to look back at high school
and regret all the stuff we missed out on.
- Gosh, you're right. We don't want that.
- Well, I'm down to start making
some senior year memories.
- I knew I could count on you guys.
all: Seniors!
- Yay! [laughs]
Time to claim the school acorn for the golf team.
[paint squishing]
Best senior year ever!
Selfie time.
- [laughs]
[all shriek] - What the heck?
- Swim team!
We claim the school acorn for the swim team.
- Seriously, guys? We just finished.
- Anyone can paint the acorn anytime they want.
- Oh. Well, in that case.
[all gasp]
- Why, you--
[all grunting]
- [gasps] Golf team!
- Swim team!
- Maybe we should just leave. - No way!
We need a selfie with the acorn.
- [grunts]
- [yelps] This is my best polo!
Truce! - [grunts]
- [gasps]
- Okay, now it's a truce.
- Yeah. You guys are loony.
- Come on, guys. Look.
I can still make out a golf club.
Seniors!
Okay, now for the captions.
"Hot mess, yes!
"Paintsplosion!
Best senior year ever!"
And post!
You got the goods?
- Sure do! Brought my four finest.
[pig snorts] - Perfect!
Now we just have to put the jerseys
on these little guys
and set them loose in the school.
- Wait, you're missing a number four jersey.
- That's the prank!
There is no number four.
So the school will find pigs one, two, three, and five
but will go crazy looking for the missing pig.
- Lori, you're a genius. - That is so funny.
- Here, piggy, piggy, piggy.
[pig squeals] - Oh, sorry about that.
They got their weakly greasing this morn.
- [laughs] No problem.
I've totally got this.
[pigs squealing] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
They need their numbers or the prank doesn't work!
Get 'em!
[all shouting and grunting]
- Got one.
- [laughs nervously] This is fine.
We can salvage this.
Liam, can you hold the pig up?
- Yes, I can.
- Seniors! [pig snorts]
And captions.
"Piggy prank!
Best senior year ever!"
[pig snorts] And post.
- [groans] This is my second best polo.
[upbeat music]
- [sighs]
Stargazing on the football field.
Best senior year ever!
- Lori, there are, like, a ton of bugs out here.
- It's fine, Carol. Just lie down.
This is so magical, right, guys?
- Mm-hmm. [both grunting]
- [sighs] Magical.
[sprinklers squirting]
[all scream]
- My third best polo!
[all breathing heavily]
Can't salvage this one.
- Towels! - [shrieks]
- Come on, guys!Seniors!
[both groan]
I think it's time for a little midnight snack.
Kale Puffs?
- Kale! - Oh, okay, nice!
- Okay, now smile big.
Seniors! [wings flapping]
[goose shrieks]
Ditch the puffs!
[geese honking]
"Midnight goose run.
"Football field antics.
Best senior year ever!"
And post! [both panting]
[bell rings]
Morning, guys.
Man, we did such a great job
making senior year memories yesterday.
- Yeah, totally.
So can we be done with this now?
- What?No way!
I just scored us an invite
to Tad's lake house partytonight!
- But we're going mini-golfing tonight, remember?
- Guys, we can mini-golf anytime
for the rest of our lives.
A lake party is the most important
rite of passage of all!
We have to go!
- I'm running out of polos, but okay.
- [squeals] This is going to be so great!
♪ ♪
Whoo-hoo!
Seniors in the house!
Hi, everybody.
Hey, guys. Hey.
Ooh! I love this song.
I should totally challenge someone
to a dance-off.
Maybe...
Ooh! That guy.
[all cheering]
♪ ♪
Dance challenge, bro!
Carol, can I get a video post?
[grunting and laughing]
[yelps]
- Do you want me to post this?
- No.[laughs]
You can delete that.
- Okay, Lori. Truth or dare?
- [gasps] Dare.
- I dare you
to cut off a chunk of your hair.
- [laughs nervously]
"Haircut hijinks.
Best senior year ever!"
crowd: Peppers, peppers!
- Bottoms up, guys.
Seniors!
both: Seniors.
[crunches]
- [screams]
- [groans] - "Pepper problems.
Best senior year ever!"
[all cheering]
Dunk time!
Come on, guys. We have to jump in.
Such a classic senior moment.
Last one in is a bogey butt!
- Lori, don't! The lake is so cold.
- You'll freeze your butt off. Come on.
All these senior moments are getting to be too much.
- Too much? I don't get it.
I thought you guys were having a good time.
- [sighs] I'm sorry, Lori.
We really tried, but this stuff just isn't us.
- Yeah, I wanna leave. This is my last polo.
- You coming, Lori?
- No.
I'll get a ride from my mom later.
You guys might be okay with giving up
on the best senior year ever, but I'm not.
- Well, you know where we'll be if you change your mind.
[heartfelt music]
- [sighs]
Seniors!
[splashes]
[gasps]
My g-g-g-g-gosh. [gasping]
"Lake party.
"Making a splash.
Best senior year ever."
[shivers] [chomp]
[screams]
- That was so much fun! [people chatting]
- So fun!
- [sighs]
- Looks like someone could use a little song.
♪ Well, I'm-- ♪
- Not the time, Tad!
[line rings] Hi. Mom?
I blew it.
I did high school totally wrong.
There's all these rites of passage I hadn't done,
so I tried to cram them in at the last minute,
but they went terribly wrong.
Now I'm gonna look back on high school
and have all these regrets.
- Oh, don't worry about it, hon.
You won't.
- [sighs] How do you know?
- Well, I didn't do any
of the big high school rites of passage either,
but my friends and I, we still had a blast.
Everyone's high school experience is different.
There's no one right way to do it.
- [sniffles]Yeah.
I guess my friends and I have had a lot of fun together.
[sighs]
Oh, Mom.
- Oh, sweetie.
Did you do something with your hair?
- Long story.
♪ ♪
[tires squeal]
Psst.
- Hey, Lori. Surprised to see you here.
- Guys, I owe you an apology.
I'm sorry I made us do all that ridiculous,
stereotypical high school stuff.
- It was kind of fun at first, but then--
- I know. I took it too far.
I just got obsessed with this idea
of the stuff I had to do before high school was over.
But I realize now
that those things aren't what matter.
It's you guys
and doing stuff like this.
both: We couldn't agree more!
all: Seniors!
- Come on. Grab a club.
- O-M-gosh! Three holes in one!
- [cheers] Now that's worth posting.
[laughter]
- [laughs] "Golfing greats.
"BFFs.
Best senior year ever."
[goose shrieks] My phone!
[phone dings] - It's okay!
It posted.
- Seniors!
- ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪
- ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy ♪
♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪
♪ That's the way it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪