- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪
♪ Loud house ♪
- Poo-poo.
♪ ♪
- [grunting]
- Hey, Lynn! - Yeah?
- Uhh! - Oh, sorry, bro.
- I'm okay. Can I borrow your sleeping bag?
Lana's snake gave birth in mine.
- Ugh, gross.
Yeah, no problem. [grunts] All yours.
- Uhh, maybe I'll just sleep on the floor.
Tomorrow is the fifth grade trip
To Big Bear Dunes National Park.
- Ah, yes, Michigan's Gold Coast,
the most baller of all the coasts.
- I can't wait. It's the last field trip of elementary school
and my friends and I are really gonna go out with a bang.
Wha--wow.
Can you move that sleeping bag?
- Oh, I remember that trip.
So many fond memories.
- Who's that girl you're bench pressing?
- My bunk mate, Sherry--
no, no, no, Shirley-- wait, Toni, maybe?
Yeah, I can't remember the names of people
I'm not friends with anymore.
We were close in fifth grade,
but once you get to middle school,
everything changes, even your friend group.
- [scoffs] That won't happen to me and my friends.
We're like siblings. We're gonna be close forever.
- That's if you make it out alive.
Better take this for the bears. - Bears?
Wow. It's so beautiful.
And it's so peaceful.
[loud chatter] [grunts, moans]
- Okay, y'all little jitterbugs.
Your cabin assignments are going up on the activity board.
- Uh--huh?
[loud chatter] [grunts, moans]
- Come on, buddy. - [groans]
Did Cheryl say cabin assignments?
I thought we get to pick who we bunk with.
Let's see who I'm bunking with.
Mmm--Principal Huggins?
You gotta be kidding me.
[spraying]
- Thanks, guys. Let's do another coat in an hour.
- Okay, let's not panic over the assigned bunk sitch.
I'll work some of my Loud magic,
and we'll all be bunking together in no time.
- Actually, I'm happy as a skeeter in a sauna
to bunk with Trent.
He snuck in a whole mess of juice boxes with him.
- Shh.
both: Ooh!
- I'm rooming with Hassan.
He takes security as seriously as I do.
Check out what he brought. - A vacuum?
- Threat detected.
- Ahh! - No, it's the latest
in home security technology.
- I'm with Richie, but I'm actually okay with it.
He brought an air purifier,
and you know how I am with pollen.
Sorry, buddy.
- And I'm in the girl's bunk with girl Jordan.
- Hey, look what Lance and me found in our bunk.
Someone left a crate full of awesome random stuff.
Huh? Check out this hat. Score.
[all exclaim]
- Great. So I'm not rooming with any of my friends.
- But once you get to middle school,
everything changes, even your friend group.
- Nah, that wouldn't happen to us.
- Chop, chop! Y'all need to meet up
at your first activity station in ten minutes.
- Sweet. At least we all signed up
to go sand boogey boarding together.
- Yikes! Not a hat! [raccoon chittering]
Ahh!
- Where is everybody?
I'll just boogey my own board.
[grunts] [thrilling music]
[grunts]
Uhh.
Where could they be?
[light music]
- Clyde? I thought we were all gonna go
sand boogey boarding together.
- Well, yeah, but then Richie sold me
on making cherry jam.
It's a real hoot,
if you can stand the pain of the cherry pits.
Ow! Ow! You should taste some.
It's delicious.
- Uhh! I'm not eating your toe jam.
- Come on.
- Actually, that's not bad.
[rock music]
- Stella? I thought we were all gonna hang out.
- Well, we found out Cheryl used to drive in Daytona, so--
- Sorry about coming in hot, pumpkin.
There is something about an all-terrain vehicle
that makes ol' Cheryl crave the need for speed!
Whoo! Let's ride! Yee-haw!
[grunting]
- [sighs]
- [laughs]
[turtle chitters]
Ahh!
- [sighs]
[beeping] Huh?
Ahh! - Spy detected.
- Ahh! Uh!
- [laughs] Oh, delicious.
- Finally.
We've been at the park a whole day,
and this is the first time we've been together.
- Wait, where's Rusty?
- I know I'm late. Let's just say
I had a run-in with a hungry turtle.
Sorry, Lance. - It's okay, just--
Wait, did you call me Lance?
- My bad, bro.
Must've forgotten your name for a second.
- I can't remember the names of people
I'm not friends with anymore.
[dramatic music]
- [snoring]
Ahh! - [grunts]
- Lincoln? - Hey, buddy.
- Shh. You'll wake up Richie. - [snoring]
- What are you doing here? And sorry for the whack.
- Normally, I wouldn't dream of waking you,
but it's an emergency. - Are the cats missing?
[gasps] Did my dad sell the house without telling me?
[gasps] It's Nana Gail, isn't it?
- Worse. We're losing our friends.
- [gasps] - Think about it.
No one wanted to bunk together,
we all did separate activities,
Rusty forgot my name.[sighs]
Lynn warned me about this.
Once you hit middle school, your friend group falls apart.
- This is bad news. But what can we do?
- I'm thinking a hike to the dunes tomorrow.
We'll make some memories and bring the group back together.
- But everyone has already signed up
to do other activities. - Not for long.
[thrilling music]
Clyde, you cross everybody off their activity list,
and I'll sign 'em up for our hike.
♪ ♪
Job well done, buddy. Huh?
Clyde, your knuckles are very hairy.
- Um, Lincoln. That's not me.
[roars]
[both scream]
- Wait, Lynn's lacrosse stick.
- Go on! Get those bear buns out of here!
What are y'all little hoot owls doing out of your bunks?
- Just, uh...
Looking for my lacrosse stick.
Oh, it's, uh, it's over there.
- And now we can sleep in peace.
- Mm-hmm.
- All set, Clyde? - Packed and ready.
Oh, ah, oh!
- Oh, hey, guys. I didn't know you signed up for this hike.
- I didn't sign up for this hike, and yet I'm here.
- Same. - Me too.
- Well, look on the bright side.
Now we can all spend the afternoon together.
Should we get going?
- Whoo-hoo! Let's do this.
Uhh, uhh, oh! Little help?
- Ugh, I'm sweatier than a sow in labor.
- Yeah, my fair skin isn't meant for this brutal sun.
- I hate hiking.
- Uh! - Not again!
- At least we're together, right?
Don't worry, guys. There should be a path this way
that'll take us back to the bunks.
Or is it that way?
- You sure you know where we're going?
- Yeah. Everything around here looks exactly the same.
- Hmm. Now that you mention it,
I'm not entirely sure where we are.
- Okay, let's draw straws in case we have to eat someone.
- No one is eating anyone.
We just have to work together to find our way back to camp.
The good news is...
[all grunt] We'll always remember
this exact moment that bonded us forever.
Should we take a picture?
Got it. Not the right time.
Liam, I need you in charge of hydration.
- Just call me the juice daddy.
- Stella, I need you to look for familiar landmarks.
Anything that'll lead us back to camp.
Clyde, I need you to--
- Uhh! Uhh!
- Uh, we'll come back to you.
- Zach, you're in charge of collecting food.
- Wait, you're telling me Clyde doesn't have
anything to eat in that ginormous backpack.
- Just bug spray, sunscreen-- [grunting] lip balm.
- Huh. What flavor lip balm?
- Rusty, I need you to find a way to send out an SOS signal.
- Initiating Hair-tennae Protocol.
- Huh! Ahh!
- Isn't this exciting, Clyde?
We're gonna remember thisforever.
Look, bud, keep this between the two of us.
We're not actually lost. - We're not?
- No. I just thought working together
would bring us back together.
Don't worry, I have the map.
Ahh!
Don't worry. I'll just go grab it.
[bird caws]
Uhh, okay. Now you can worry.
We're actually lost. - What do you mean "actually"?
- So I may have pretended that we were lost
because I may have been trying to bring us closer together.
But now we may actually be lost.
all: What?
- I promise this wasn't part of the plan.
Tell 'em, Clyde. - Clyde?
You were in on this? - I didn't know
he was gonna get us lost, I just helped him
cross your names off the activity list.
- You crossed our names off the activity list?
- [grunting] - Very uncool, Lincoln.
- I can explain. - You've done enough.
I'm getting out of here.
Anyone who wants to go back to the bunks,
follow me. - My luscious locks
say this way. - Well, Meemaw always says
if you're lost in hot sauce, the North Star's your boss.
- Uh, it's daytime, dude. - Meemaw never lies.
- Guys, wait! - I'm going this way.
The pollen count seems lower.
- We should stick together.
Stella, come back.
Rusty?
Aww. [bird caws]
Huh?
The map!
Ahh! Uh!
Dang it.
Help! Help!
all: Lincoln!
- Hopefully, someone sees my distress signal. Uh!
- [grunts, gasps]
I'd recognize this underwear anywhere!
- Clyde! - Guys, he's over here.
Hold tight, buddy. We'll get you out.
Initiate J formation!
[thrilling music]
♪ ♪
I got him! Bring me up!
[all grunting]
- Ahh! Uh!
- You okay there, fella? - Better,
now that you guys are here.
I'm sorry for scheming behind your backs.
Lynn told me that when you go to middle school,
you lose all your friends, and I was afraid
that was happening to us.
- [scoffs] No way.
But everyone was doing their own thing this weekend.
- We were just trying new stuff,
but that doesn't mean we won't be friends.
- Sure thing. We'll always be tight as a gaggle of geese.
- Thanks, guys. Now bring it in.
Not to ruin the moment, but, uh,
technically we're still lost.
- Huh?
- There you are, my little sand crabs.
Hop on. I'll give y'all a lift back.
- But we can't all fit.
- I have the solution.
[all gasp]
[all cheering]
I'm so glad we worked things out, guys.
Nothing can separate us now.
Whoa! Uh.
Guys, wait up!
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I can't believe our little Lori Lu
is buying her very own car for college.
[gasps] It seems like just yesterday
you were toodling around in your trike,
diaper filled to the brim. [sobs]
- Aw, Dad, stop. Seriously. People are looking.
- Now remember, sweetie, all you need is something sensible
that will get you back and forth from school.
- [sobs] 'Cause you're coming home every weekend, right?
- OM gosh.
That is literally the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen.
- Hmm. - He's cute,
but kind of a weird dancer. - No, not that.
That! - This car is beautiful.
And it's totes your color.
both: Whoa! [squealing]
- [gasps] Whoa.
Ooh! - Cool!
[beeping] both: Ahh.
- I can put my iced chai here,
my golf clubs in the back--
It's like this car was made for me!
- Can you imagine pulling up to Fairway University in this?
- [sighs]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[chatter]
[gasping]
♪ ♪
- That ride is so nice, I'll park it for free.
[laughs] Whoo!
- Guh. - Yikes.
That's a lot of moolah.
The entire family could go to Fiji for the same price.
- This car is beautiful, but are you sure
you don't want something closer to your price range?
No. This is my dream car. I have to have it.
I'll find a way to buy it.
Oh, and we gotta think of a good name for her.
- [gasps] How about Lydia? - Love it!
Eee! I still can't believe I'm gonna buy my first car.
- Hey, Loud! If you need a car,
I got an old clunker that I'd love to get rid of
for the right price.
Hmm? - Thanks for the offer,
Mr. Grouse, but I've already found my dream car.
I know the car's expensive,
but I already figured out how to pay for it.
I'll just get a second job
on top of working at Dad's restaurant.
- That's a great plan, Lori.
Oh, no! Mr. Grouse, your car!
- Huh? There it goes. [muttering]
[fanfare]
- That's so sick. - Rad, dude.
- I need one of those for my room.
- Tada!
You are looking at Royal Ride's newest shuttle driver.
Check this out.
♪ We thank you for your loyalty ♪
♪ We'll treat you just like royalty ♪
- Ugh. - A skosh off key.
- So profesh!
- And this will track all the money
I'll be making toward my new car.
- Customer pickup at the Royal Woods Mall.
- Eeh, my very first customer.
- Okay, bye. [tires squeal]
- [panting] Where's Vanzilla?
I got band practice with K-Dog.
- I got you, Pops. [grunts]
- Ahh!
- Hey, Scoots. - [grunts]
- Oops, one sec.
- [grunts]
- ♪ We thank you for your loyalty ♪
- I don't got time for your nursery rhymes.
Step on it, blondie!
- Huh?
[siren wailing]
- We got the fuzz on us. Lose him!
- Please tell me you bought that pudding machine.
- Just drive! [engine revs]
♪ ♪
[laughter]
- Step on it. You nose we got a gig.
[honking, laughing]
[beeping]
- Customer pickup at the Royal Woods Cemetery.
- Uh, the cemetery.
Well, more money for my new car, I guess.
Oh, don't worry, I'll drop you guys off
at your party gig after.
- Hi, I'm Dinky. - Greetings, Dinky.
- [laughs]
- [hisses]
- [laughs]
[screams]
- Come on, guys. Just try to get along.
It's a short ride.
- Clowns terrify Boris.
[horn honks] [screams]
♪ ♪
- Hi, Liam. Hi, Liam's Meemaw.
Do you guys have any luggage? - Nope.
But Virginia, Clarence and Carol Ann sure do.
[pig squeals] [chicken clucking]
Okay. Everybody in. Teeth and talons to yourselves.
♪ ♪
[gobbling] - Ahh, turkey!
- Aw, don't mind Clarence.
He's just sad vacation's over.
♪ ♪
[rooster crows]
- Hey, how did your first day go?
Did you rake it in? - I don't know. Let's see.
[beeps, chimes]
$30?
Royal Rides must take a huge cut of my earnings.
- At this rate, it'll take you millions of years
to save enough money.
I think. I'd have to have Lisa check my math.
[car approaching] - Huh?
♪ ♪
Ohh.
No. I've got to have that car now.
[gasps] I know. I'm just gonna have to
pick up a few more jobs.
- [gasps] - Whoa.
Hey, what's all that stuff?
- Well, in addition to being a shuttle driver,
I'm also delivering food and doing mobile babysitting.
- [gasps] You get to babysit people's phones? Fun!
- No, Leni, you babysit kids in the car.
[beeping]
- Food pickup at Burping Burger.
- Time for my first food delivery.
Wish me luck.
- Bye, Lori. See you later. - See you later.
- Where's Vanzilla? I need baking powder!
[explosion booms] [fire alarm beeping]
And a fire extinguisher! - On it!
- Ahh!
- Babysitter needed
at Charles Street and Oakhurst Drive.
- Have a great time at the zombie escape room,
Mr. and Mrs. Fox.
I'll drop the kids off later.
Okay, I just need to deliver the burger, then--
[kids screaming]
[metal music]
Guys, get down from there.
[kids clamoring] - [gasps]
- Lori, hurry up! What are we paying you for?
[all fighting]
- [sighs]
- Food pickup at Gus' Games and Grub.
Let's go. - Wait, you're getting that?
What about us? - Don't worry.
I'll drop you guys off after. It'll be super quick.
- Oh, it better be. I need to get in
at least two hours of bicep curls before the game.
Gotta get these babies in prime condition.
[both yelp]
[tense music]
[beeping]
- Uh, uh! - Oh, finally.
I got a house full of hangry party guests to feed.
Hey, half of these pizzas are gone.
Your boss is gonna hear about this.
[kids clamoring]
- I am so sorry. I'll make sure you get a full refund.
- What the heck? There's a turkey in here.
[turkey gobbling]
[chatter]
- Oh, great. You're my driver.
I seem to recall you running me over once.
Hey, don't forget my goods.
- Seriously, Flip? - You want a tip,
you gotta earn it. - [grumbles]
[grunting]
- Holy nachos. You can kiss your five stars goodbye.
[farts]
And your upholstery.
[all grunting]
- I'm so glad that you're doing mobile mani-pedis now.
It's so convenient.
- Not for us. How long's this gonna take?
- And done. Okay, now hold your feet by the vent.
♪ ♪
- [screams] - [gasps]
♪ ♪
[beeping]
♪ ♪
- Uh, well, I ordered the gravy and cornbread poke bowl,
but you're just as cute as a button.
- [laughs] [tires screech]
♪ We thank you for your loyalty ♪
♪ We'll treat you just like-- ♪ Ohh!
- Hm. No sign. This punk club must be super underground.
- Wha--who are you? Where are my children?
- You guys got ID?
Right this way. [crowd clamoring]
- Lori, what's wrong?
- I was literally fired from every one of my new jobs.
And the worst part is after all that hard work,
I only have $500 to show for it.
[sighs] Now there's no way I'll be able
to buy my dream car.
[sighs] Maybe I should've been more realistic.
- Well, $500 isn't nothing.
You could buy half a car.
Or take the bus five times.
I think. I'd have to have Lisa check my math.
- [muttering]
Well, here she is.
[coughing]
[both gasp]
- Mr. Grouse, this literally has so much cute potential.
- Don't look so surprised.
How do you think I got Mrs. G
to go out with me back in the day? [clicks tongue]
- OM gosh, I thought of a name for your car.
She's totally a Liza. - [squeals]
Love it. Do you think Lana would fix it up for me?
- A 360 cubic inch V8,
225 horses with four on the floor.
Oh, yeah, I can have this baby running in no time.
[both shriek] Ooh, a opossum.
I'll take that as payment.
- Hey, Loud, you want the car or what?
I'm missing my judge shows for this.
- How much are you asking for it?
- I'll take $750.
But I ain't going any lower than that.
- [sighs] All I have is $500.
- Hmm. Eh, maybe we can work something out.
♪ ♪
[slurps, mumbling]
- So where would you like me to drive you now, Mr. Grouse?
- Ehh, take me to the barber shop.
I need to get my 'stache trimmed.
And then we'll hit up the bingo hall
and after that, the bowling alley.
Nothing like having a personal driver.
Ahh!
Where'd you learn how to drive, the internet?
And crank up the AC.
I'm sweating like a bull in Orlando back here.
Do something about that sun, it's right in my eyes.
How much longer? I need to use the little Grouses room.
[muttering] - It's just till
the end of the summer.
- ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪
- ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy ♪
♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪
♪ That's the way it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪