1 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:34,134 Tell you what... Read the dosage on the package. 2 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:38,097 Yes, they go by size. 3 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:42,643 Get a tablet and hide it in her kibble. 4 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:50,109 I think half should be enough, but... 5 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:53,612 look at the dosage... Stop it ! 6 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:56,740 No, sorry, I didn't mean you. 7 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:59,368 I was talking to my dog. 8 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:01,662 I have a Labrador, yes. 9 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:05,874 Get down ! Yes, yes... 10 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,168 Yes, they're very affectionate dogs. 11 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:11,505 With children, but particularly with adults. 12 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,174 - Where are you going ? - I told you, to Chicca's. 13 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:17,553 - I don't believe you. - Don't then. 14 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:19,930 You're seeing Gregorio. 15 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:21,557 No ! 16 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:28,063 By telling lies, you're hurting yourself more than me. 17 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:31,942 What a pain ! Chicca and I are meeting the others. 18 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,695 - Gregorio might be there. - Why do you need these ? 19 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:38,157 - They're not mine. - They were in your bag. 20 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:41,034 - I'm holding them for Chicca. - Think I'm stupid ? 21 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:44,454 And stop rummaging through my bag. 22 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:47,082 God ! You drive me crazy ! 23 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:49,585 I know the feeling ! 24 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:57,176 Rosa, it's late, time for bed. Come with mommy. 25 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:00,554 - Say night-night to grandma. - Night-night. 26 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:04,099 - Bye, sweetie. - Bruno, I want you in bed by ten. 27 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:07,186 - Hear that ? Ten o'clock. - And no fuss. 28 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:10,105 He doesn't make a fuss with grandma. 29 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:13,233 - Because you spoil him. - That's not true ! 30 00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:15,235 Forget it. 31 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,995 I've stopped taking the pill. 32 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,749 - I'm glad. - Really ? 33 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,001 Yes. 34 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:39,009 Your daughter spews lies. 35 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:45,641 - You've got nothing to say ? - Well, she's 17... 36 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:48,227 - It's normal. - She's going out with Gregorio. 37 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,648 - So ? They're an item. - I don't like him. 38 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:56,777 - She does. - Rocco, you don't like him either. 39 00:03:56,903 --> 00:04:01,531 No, I don't like him either. But it's pointless trying to stop her. 40 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:06,787 Your parents didn't like you dating me, but it made no difference. 41 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:11,667 How many teens have you treated, Eva ? Some still thank you. 42 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:15,796 - Try to be a bit more detached. - She's my daughter. 43 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:19,132 - I can't be detached. - You're always criticizing her. 44 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,677 She criticizes me ! 45 00:04:40,154 --> 00:04:42,072 - I'll take that. - Thanks. 46 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,704 - Wait, I forgot my phone. - Hurry, it's late ! 47 00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:13,353 She's got condoms in her bag. 48 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,859 - How do you know ? - I found them. 49 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,236 - You searched her bag ? - I was looking for something. 50 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:23,113 Eva ! 51 00:05:24,365 --> 00:05:27,242 Sofia's going through the drama of leaving the family unit. 52 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:31,246 Then let's allow her to without being pains. 53 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:35,876 It would be wrong, she needs a conflict to define herself, 54 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,211 a model to detach herselffrom, understand ? 55 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:42,132 Eva, my mother was a green... 56 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,259 - Oh God ! - A greengrocer. 57 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:47,346 You can't imagine how much simpler it was. 58 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:50,766 I left the family unit without my parents even noticing. 59 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:55,020 My mom would ask: "Where's Rocco ?" "Dunno, has he gone out ?" 60 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:02,277 PERFECT STRANGERS 61 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,910 - Lovely moon. What time's the eclipse? - Dunno. 62 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:14,039 Why did we call Bruno Bruno ? 63 00:06:14,665 --> 00:06:18,251 - Huh ? - My father'sAmedeo, yours is Ennio. 64 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:21,922 What were we thinking calling him "Bruno" ? Do you like it ? 65 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:25,175 So now we're having doubts 10 years later ? 66 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:27,302 No... 67 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:32,391 - And don't talk back to mom like that. - Like what ? 68 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:34,893 Like you did. 69 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:49,950 - It's biodynamic, will it be okay ? - For 25 euros it'd better be ! 70 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:55,831 - Pull over and we'll get another. - Bianca... 71 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:59,418 - It's a dinner, not a wine tasting. - But Eva's a nitpicker. 72 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:01,962 I'm not in the mood to hear her. 73 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:05,424 Then we'll say I bought it, so she can pick on me. 74 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,845 - What are you doing ? - Taking the price off. 75 00:07:10,054 --> 00:07:13,223 Are you crazy ? 25 euros. Stick it on the cork ! 76 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,230 I'll get it. 77 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,360 - Hello. - How are things ? 78 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:27,988 - Has Peppe arrived yet ? - Not yet. 79 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:32,367 I made a tiramisu. Cosimo and Bianca are on their way up. 80 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:35,454 - Okay. Ricotta or mascarpone ? - Mascarpone. 81 00:07:35,746 --> 00:07:38,748 Let's see ifyou have the guts to say yours is better. 82 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:39,958 Come in. 83 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:41,501 Hi ! 84 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:45,964 - I made a tiramisu. Sofia ? - In her bedroom. 85 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:49,092 - I'll go and say hello. - No, leave her be. 86 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:51,094 - You're at war ? - Guerrilla warfare. 87 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:53,013 What happened ? 88 00:07:54,765 --> 00:07:57,392 I found condoms in her bag. 89 00:07:57,768 --> 00:07:59,144 No ! 90 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:02,898 - God, what if Rosa does that ? - Rosa's not even 6 ! 91 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:07,777 - Hello ? - Come in. Hi, Bianca ! 92 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:11,031 - Hi. - Hi, everyone. Where's Peppe ? 93 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,116 He's not here yet. 94 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,285 - White. - It's biodynamic. 95 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:17,370 You fell that hoax... 96 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,916 - Whyjust one bottle ? - It's biodynamic. 97 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:24,169 - What does that mean ? - It means 25 euros. 98 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:28,131 Shall we pay him back ? In installments. 99 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:31,301 - How do you picture this broad ? - "This broad" is Lucilla. 100 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:36,264 - And don't start. - She must be pretty to be with Peppe. 101 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:40,018 She mustn't be very pretty to be with Peppe. 102 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:43,063 - Why not ? - Women like men like Peppe. 103 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:47,025 - He's a wonderful man. - He's easy to fall in love with. 104 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:50,946 Yes, he's reassuring, protective, gentle... 105 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:53,073 - Yes. - What a bore ! 106 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:57,827 "He's easy to fall in love with" ? Watch what you say, blondie. 107 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:00,539 What if she's old ? 108 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:05,043 - Like a MILF ! - Eva and I are MILF age. 109 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:08,213 - Speak for yourself, darling. - I mean a real old lady. 110 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:11,091 With a perm, a handbag... how do we react ? 111 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:16,346 - She's got to be better than Emanuela. - Don't even mention her name ! 112 00:09:16,472 --> 00:09:20,225 - Who's Emanuela ? - Peppe's ex-wife. 113 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,978 - She was anything but pretty. - No. 114 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:27,857 Now that it's all over I gotta say that hoarse voice of hers 115 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:30,485 turned me on a bit. 116 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,239 It was before... 117 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:37,576 You're saying it was after ? I wouldn't be so sure. 118 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:40,120 - But she was strange. - Yes. 119 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,623 It's not bad, this bio... 120 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,002 They're here ! 121 00:09:57,388 --> 00:10:00,640 Good evening, everyone. Hi, guys. 122 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,520 - What's up ? - Where's Lucilla ? 123 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:07,522 She has a fever. 124 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:11,985 - So she's not coming ? - No, she has a fever. 125 00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:16,156 - We really wanted to meet her. - I know, she's disappointed too. 126 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:21,286 - Do you want me to go ? - No ! 127 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:25,123 - How are you ? - Fine, thanks. 128 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:31,171 - She's ditched you already. - Don't start that. 129 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,256 - Did you two fight ? - No. 130 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:36,426 - How old did you say she was ? - I didn't say. 131 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,304 - But she's our age. - Ouch ! 132 00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:42,015 - What ? - She's old then. 133 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:46,394 - It's a mature relationship. - We said no jokes about Lucilla. 134 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,314 - No, it's for Peppe. - Thanks. 135 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,316 - But Lucilla's not here. - Right. 136 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:55,528 But I am. And you were saying... what ? 137 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,530 - The usual things. - Such as ? 138 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:01,660 Just... we don't know her, so we were trying to guess. 139 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,037 Will she be tall, short... 140 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:08,166 The usual, no... Is she a redhead, brunette... 141 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,336 - Blonde. - We even thought she might be gray. 142 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:13,463 - Gray ? - Yes. 143 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,090 Leave him alone ! 144 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:18,301 - Come on, the eclipse has started. - Let's go ! 145 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,970 - I can see two. - There are two. 146 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:24,599 - I can see two because I can't see. - Use this to focus it... 147 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:27,686 Now I can see it ! It's lovely. 148 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,481 Lucilla's a nice name. 149 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:34,359 - Peppe and Lucilla. Sounds good. - Yes. 150 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:38,113 About Lucilla, why don't you tell us something about her ? 151 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,615 - What do you want to know ? - Are you in love ? 152 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,368 How do I know... 153 00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:47,247 Eva, how do you know ifyou're in love ? 154 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:50,250 - Why are you asking me ? - You study these things. 155 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:54,754 I'll tell you. Ifyou talk to her for 30 minutes a day, you're in love. 156 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:59,134 - What if I talk for 60 minutes ? - Then you're madly in love. 157 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,137 Then you stop talking, which means you're married. 158 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:06,516 - How long have you been together ? - Awhile, a few months. 159 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:10,478 Great ! The first sparks. Are you ablaze ? 160 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,522 - Are you ? - I'm ablaze. 161 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,399 - He's ablaze. - I'm ablaze. 162 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:17,527 Why did you choose tonight to introduce us ? 163 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,530 I didn't choose, itjust happened. 164 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:23,992 Do you remember the evening I met you all ? 165 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:28,288 - I was so anxious ! - Why ? 166 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:32,667 - She was so tense, poor girl. - Meeting Cosimo's friends ! 167 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:35,670 All for this sweet deal here... 168 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:39,382 From that point ofview, Lucilla wasn't worried. 169 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,551 - Lucky her. - That's why she has a fever ! 170 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,514 - I changed outfits 10 times that day. - 20. 171 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:52,187 But apparently it went well, I feel like one of the gang now. 172 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:55,190 - Who, you ? - One of the gang ? 173 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,442 No way ! 174 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:02,530 Darling, look at their faces. They're teasing. 175 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:05,658 - They're teasing. - Of course we are. 176 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:09,454 - You're our favorite. - Cosimo, you got lucky. 177 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,332 It wasn't luck. Hands off, surgeon. 178 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,459 - Leave me alone ! - Hands off. 179 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,711 How many do you see ? 180 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:19,464 Two. 181 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:23,468 - This sauce is good. What is it ? - Capers and olives. 182 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:26,554 This summer we'll bring a ton of capers back from the seaside. 183 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:31,226 Here they charge 7.50 euros for a jar this size. 184 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:35,814 Damn ! I should grow capers on my land in hills. 185 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:39,234 - Capers in the hills ? - Yeah, 7.50 euros ! 186 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,821 Please, you're not growing capers now ! 187 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,365 Laugh all you want, it's a good business. 188 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,243 - Any news on the house in Salina ? - Not yet. 189 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:53,456 - First trip without Chiara and Diego. - I spoke to her, she says hello. 190 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,876 - How is she ? - Miserable, back with her parents. 191 00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:00,505 Her husband's having an affair with a girl their daughter's age... 192 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:04,759 - It'll take time to get over it. - She's nearing menopause, almost 50. 193 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:08,221 - She'll never get over it. - I have lots of patients like her. 194 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,515 See ? 195 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:14,269 - Did you know about it ? - About what ? 196 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:17,230 - About this girl ? - No. 197 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,149 - Of course they knew ! - Of course. 198 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,609 How could we know ? 199 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:26,614 - Why, do you tell ifyou know ? - Ifyou're a friend, yes. 200 00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:29,784 You're saying ifwe'd known about it 201 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:34,873 we should've told Chiara her hubby was screwing a 23-year-old hottie ? 202 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,917 - 23 years old ? - 22. 203 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,628 - Almost 22. - You're a bunch of shits. 204 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:43,631 No, these are delicate issues. 205 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:46,801 If all hell breaks loose, they'll say it's your fault 206 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,803 for poking your nose in. 207 00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:52,181 - Peppe's right. - All right, but I'm warning you. 208 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,435 If Cosimo cheats on me, I want you to tell me. 209 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,562 - Ifyou really want to know... - Idiot. 210 00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:01,691 - They'd never give each other away. - They're all the same. 211 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,444 - A losing battle. - We're too different. 212 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,946 Like a PC and a Mac. 213 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,199 - And what are men ? - A PC, obviously. 214 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,786 Cheap, they pick up viruses, and only do one thing at a time. 215 00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:17,206 When Lele's in the shower, he can either wash or sing. 216 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:20,835 - Otherwise he freezes up. - Very funny ! 217 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,962 Hilarious ! 218 00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:27,717 And women are Macs. Intuitive, fast, elegant. 219 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,470 Expensive and compatible only among themselves. 220 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:33,348 Yes, but they're addictive too. 221 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:38,186 - What will happen to Diego now ? - Nothing. 222 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:41,731 - He's got no wife and kids. - And a 22-year-old girlfriend. 223 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:44,984 - A hellish life ! - Having to watch TV talent shows, 224 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:48,446 going to Justin Bieber concerts, getting drunk on beer... 225 00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:51,616 While your ex strips you of everything: house, money, car... 226 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:54,577 Don't exaggerate ! 227 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,621 - Everything ! - Just ask Peppe. 228 00:15:56,747 --> 00:16:01,626 I'm no example, my wife nearly had to pay me alimony. 229 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:06,965 A lawyer, however despicable, knows how much a P.E. teacher earns. 230 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:12,512 Nasty business though ! Afamily breaking up because of a text. 231 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,765 - A 22-year-old slut, you mean. - Almost 22. 232 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,979 But if Chiara hadn't read that text... 233 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,981 So it's her fault for reading it ? 234 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:27,402 No, but he could've at least deleted the text... 235 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,405 He was screwing a young girl, he should've been careful. 236 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,866 - What ? - Should've been careful about what ? 237 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:38,913 - About the text or being a shit ? - Don't take it out on me ! 238 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,793 Lele, pass me the eggplant patties. It's hot ! 239 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,922 Cosimo's right, you do have to be careful. 240 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:56,889 We have everything in here. It's the black box of our lives. 241 00:16:57,057 --> 00:17:01,519 How many couples would split up if they looked at each other's phones ? 242 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,818 Lele would never let me see his. 243 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,954 What's the problem ? Here, take it. 244 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,832 - Oh I will. - Go ahead. 245 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,710 Lele, cut that out. 246 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,588 - Look, his hand's trembling. - He's turned pale. 247 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:32,300 I insist you take it, but put yours up here too. 248 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,595 Sure, all you'll find are messages from the pediatrician 249 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,972 and your sister asking about your mom. 250 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:41,851 - Why does she ask you ? - Do you ever answer your phone ? 251 00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:45,855 - Would you let Cosimo have yours ? - I don't even have a passcode. 252 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:49,692 Darling, I wouldn't want yours. 253 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:52,612 Rocco would rather swallow his, wouldn't you, love ? 254 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:56,866 That's not true. Here. You'll find a few tits and asses, 255 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,118 but all tools of the trade. 256 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:04,082 So you're saying that none of us has a secret ? 257 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:11,005 - All saints, apart from Diego ? - Eva, what... 258 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:15,468 - What secrets could we have ? - We know each other too well. 259 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:19,764 Yes, let's hope there are some secrets or what a bore ! 260 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,642 - Let's play a game then. - What kind of game ? 261 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:26,020 - We'll find out. - What ? 262 00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:32,026 Come on, we'll all put our phones on the table. 263 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,906 - Then what ? - While we're eating, 264 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:42,036 texts, WhatsApp messages, calls, whatever arrives, we share it. 265 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:46,415 - We don't have any secrets. - What sort of game is that ? 266 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,043 - It might be fun. - Think so ? 267 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:52,505 - Yes. - Come on ! Let's do it. 268 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,133 - Do what ? - This is mine. 269 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:58,928 - Of course, Lucilla's at home. - I'd take part anyway. 270 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:03,141 - Not even your mom calls you. - What kind of game is this, Eva ? 271 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:06,769 - Afun game. - I don't think so. 272 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,564 Got something to hide ? 273 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,900 I'm worried that you might have something to hide. 274 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,027 I don't want to know ifyou're cheating. 275 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:17,947 If I were cheating, I wouldn't have suggested this game. 276 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,908 Or you are and you want to be found out. 277 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:24,579 There's this psychological mechanism according to which... 278 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,832 serial-killers do all they can to get found out. 279 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:31,085 Let's do. We can stop ifwe get bored. 280 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:36,549 Yes, it's like when we played truth or dare as kids. 281 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:41,053 So what ? We used to jerk off together as kids too. 282 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:44,932 - I didn'tjerk offwith you. - No, you did it alone. 283 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,477 - Cosimo, put your phone on the table. - Huh ? 284 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,605 Get your phone out. 285 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:59,071 - Should I be worried ? - No ! Of course not ! 286 00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:03,075 Here you go, it's not a problem. 287 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,828 Are we really doing this ? 288 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:08,873 It's rude to keep phones on the table while eating. 289 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:14,503 - Yes, Diego always switched his off. - Lele leaves his face down. 290 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,759 - What ? - You leave it face down. 291 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,094 Think I haven't noticed ? 292 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,974 It's not intentional. I pull out my phone and place it down. 293 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:30,102 Ifyou scratch the screen it costs 200 euros to replace it. 294 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,022 - 50 in Chinatown. - Let's scratch it then. 295 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:38,527 Look here, look... I'll put it face up. 296 00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:41,781 I'll get mine. But I'm warning you... 297 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:46,535 - If mom calls, I'm not answering. - If the allergic dog client calls, 298 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,914 I'm not answering it, otherwise it's all yours. 299 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:54,794 - Come on, let's see what happens. - You do agree this is really stupid ? 300 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:59,131 - It's really stupid. - Fucking stupid, come on, guys ! 301 00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:00,549 Dad ? 302 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:03,135 - Sofia. - Hi, Sofia ! 303 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,055 - Hello, everyone. - She gets prettier every day. 304 00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,892 - She takes after her mother. - Can you come here ? 305 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,811 Excuse me. 306 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:17,024 Can I have some money, please ? 307 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:22,571 - Why didn't you ask in there ? - Not in front of mom. 308 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,575 - What happened ? - The usual. 309 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,786 You argued ? 310 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,831 - How old is Sofia ? - 17 in June. 311 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,584 I remember when we celebrated her birthday in Circeo. 312 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,462 - She was 10, right ? - Yes, 10. 313 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,589 - Seems like yesterday. - Great... 314 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:44,176 "Time flies by so fast !" has been said. 315 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,054 - "This used to be a farm..." - "All Blacks have rhythm." 316 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,849 Don't forget "Pippo Baudo is very professional". 317 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,477 - That's enough, guys. - Hold it, first text. 318 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,938 - It's mine. - Shall we read it ? 319 00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:57,606 Yes. 320 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,112 "I want your body" ? Who's it from ? 321 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:06,365 - I don't know. - We're off to a good start. 322 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:07,992 What does it mean ? 323 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,744 - I don't know. - Who sent it ? 324 00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:12,121 The number's not in my phone, I don't know. 325 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:15,624 Must be the wrong number, I don't know. 326 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,002 What do I do ? 327 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:24,258 - It's the number from the text. - Answer it. 328 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,720 - Answer it. - Yeah, right. 329 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:31,640 - Put it on speaker. - Yes. Take it easy. 330 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:35,269 I'll put it on speaker. Hello ? Who is it ? 331 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,025 Hello ? 332 00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:45,029 No answer... 333 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,032 Hello ? Who's that ? Who is it ? 334 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,368 It's fucking me. 335 00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:57,750 - What is wrong with you ? - It was a joke. 336 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,127 - Fuck off ! - What kind ofjoke is that ? 337 00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:03,381 - You're such a... - He's a loser. 338 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,257 - You're a loser. - Really. 339 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:09,303 - Just playing around. - I knew it was a joke. 340 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:12,306 - Go fuck yourself ! - Bullshit ! 341 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,895 Give me my phone, I'm going out. 342 00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:19,939 - Say bye at least. - Bye. 343 00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:21,941 - Bye, Sofia. - Bye, Sofia. 344 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:25,778 - I said hello to them before. - She said hello before. 345 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:31,200 - She's not always like that. - She's often worse. 346 00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:33,411 They're unbearable at that age. 347 00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:36,080 - What were you like at her age ? - Me ? 348 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,959 - What was he like ? - I remember what he was like. 349 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:44,213 He was... help me out. 350 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,799 Superficial. 351 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:51,971 Perfect adjective. He only loved soccer and something else. 352 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:55,307 - Don't listen to him, darling. - His mom was desperate. 353 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,726 - Distraught. - Whereas their mothers were happy. 354 00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:01,063 I'm not sure I'd be a good mother. 355 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:04,942 - Why, are you pregnant ? - No, no... 356 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,111 Are you trying ? 357 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:12,491 - You could say that. - Congratulations then ! 358 00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:15,870 There's nothing to celebrate yet. 359 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:19,373 Well, at least someone's screwing ! 360 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,877 We haven't even eaten the first course yet, easy ! 361 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:26,088 What's the big deal ? Nobody here would be shocked. 362 00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:27,214 So ? 363 00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:32,261 After all these years of marriage, no one screws like in the early days. 364 00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:35,389 They're trying for a baby, it's not... 365 00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:39,894 A more sober toast then. To children and the meaning they give our lives. 366 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,897 Bummer, I preferred the screwing toast. 367 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:45,274 Peppe, you're never satisfied. 368 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:50,488 I don't like this idea that life has no meaning ifyou don't have kids. 369 00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:54,783 - It's sometimes a convenient decision. - What do you mean ? 370 00:24:55,410 --> 00:25:00,998 You have a kid, get on with life and think of nothing else. 371 00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:05,169 - I don't want a kid just to do that. - Why else then ? 372 00:25:05,378 --> 00:25:07,796 - For a thousand reasons. - Give me one. 373 00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:11,425 - One. To complete the couple. - For example. 374 00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:15,930 So two people can't be happy without depending on someone else. 375 00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:19,266 - You're a pain ! - The other day we argued about God. 376 00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:23,312 It's the same thing in the end. I don't want their help. 377 00:25:23,396 --> 00:25:26,148 I want to be the meaning of my own life. 378 00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:29,818 I'm selfish and I'll die selfish. Cheers. 379 00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:33,322 Sometimes having children can be selfish. 380 00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:40,037 - Why selfish ? - It's a generous act, isn't it ? 381 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:43,457 No, sometimes it can just be the fear of growing old. 382 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:46,794 Many hope a child can give them a second life. 383 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,965 I don't torment myself about it. I've enjoyed having a daughter. 384 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:54,218 I agree with Rocco. You can make fun of me, 385 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:57,846 but the best moment of the day is when I put Rosa to bed. 386 00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:02,977 She looks at me and says I'm so beautiful. That makes me happy... 387 00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:07,064 - Happy, happy... - We get the message, you're happy. 388 00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:10,109 - Did she say "happy"? - There was an echo. 389 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:15,239 We'll talk again when she's 16 and tells you to piss off. 390 00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:20,619 Don't say that, and it's true, kids give you a second chance. 391 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:24,331 It's like going over your life again through them. 392 00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:28,335 You see, I don't want to go over my life again. 393 00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:32,381 Because you had a shitty life. I wasn'tjoking. 394 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:37,136 - It's my sister, what do I do ? - Answer it. 395 00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:40,222 - Put it on speaker. - Hi, Marta. 396 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:42,891 - Peppe, the speaker. - Wait a minute. 397 00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:46,520 - Hi. - Hi. 398 00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:50,899 - Careful, you're on speaker. - That's not fair ! 399 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:54,153 - Speaker ? - Yes, you're on speaker. 400 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:57,531 - You can't tell her. - Turn it off. 401 00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,159 - I can't. - Why not ? 402 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:03,162 - I just can't, Marta. - What's all that noise ? 403 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:06,040 - I'm at Rocco and Eva's. - Game over. 404 00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:10,044 - Hello, Marta. - Hello, everyone. Okay... 405 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:14,048 - I'II caII back. - I'm not going to Anzio, got it ? 406 00:27:14,257 --> 00:27:16,675 We'll talk about it tomorrow. Bye. 407 00:27:18,928 --> 00:27:21,930 - Sorry, I messed up. - You messed up ? 408 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:24,683 I wasn't ready. I'll get it right next time. 409 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:28,395 - What was that aboutAnzio ? - My sister found me a job 410 00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:30,314 in a private school. 411 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,941 - Why not go ? - It's too far away. 412 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:38,072 - You can't be picky these days. - It'd be nice to work at the seaside. 413 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,908 I'd jump at the chance to move to Anzio. 414 00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:45,287 What was that ? 415 00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:48,082 - You'd jump at the chance to move... - To Anzio. 416 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,959 Yes, why not ? 417 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,921 You'd move to Anzio tomorrow ? 418 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:58,342 - Tomorrow, you'd move... - She heard. We said it three times. 419 00:27:58,468 --> 00:28:02,429 Okay, I only said it to encourage Peppe. 420 00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:06,100 - He's not a kid, you know. - I've sent my résumé everywhere. 421 00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:10,229 - Something will turn up. - It doesn't work that way. 422 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:14,233 - Am I on trial ? - Anyway, they can't fire you like that. 423 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:18,320 They didn't, theyjust didn't renew my contract, it's different. 424 00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:23,242 It's worse. You've had a temporary contract for the last 10 years. 425 00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:28,497 - It's illegal, you could sue. - Thanks, but I don't need help. 426 00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:32,626 I want to solve this on my own, without any pressure. 427 00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:36,255 - And without going to Anzio. - That's right, take your time... 428 00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:39,508 - Peppe, get a fucking move on ! - That's enough ! 429 00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:45,723 As soon as I shut the shop, I bought a taxi. 430 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:50,018 - Let's follow his example ! - Joke all you want. 431 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:53,522 I'm moving ahead, I've put my taxi license up for sale. 432 00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:57,651 - You haven't started paying for it yet. - You're selling it ? 433 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:01,238 - I want to see what it's worth. - When were you going to tell me ? 434 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,741 - I was going to. - When ? 435 00:29:04,033 --> 00:29:07,119 - It's only an idea, it's not... - As usual. 436 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:11,039 - This time it's the right decision. - It always is. 437 00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:15,669 Guys, the world's changing fast. Car2go, car-sharing... 438 00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:19,798 Uber. Ever heard of them ? Taxis will be extinct soon. 439 00:29:20,175 --> 00:29:23,677 - So I'm looking to the future. - Like with e-cigarettes. 440 00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:30,392 - He had bad luck that time. - I blame the tobacco lobby. 441 00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:35,063 They financed the revolution in Nicaragua. 442 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:40,068 - Which is situated exactly... - I'll tell you later where it is. 443 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:43,322 - But at least I tried. - Like when you bred Yorkshires. 444 00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:48,076 You're indefensible. 445 00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:50,454 Were Lady and the Tramp to blame that time ? 446 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,456 Come on... 447 00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:54,792 Pass me that plate ? 448 00:29:57,337 --> 00:30:02,090 - You baked the zucchini flowers ? - Did you want them fried ? Lele ! 449 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:09,181 - Did you get your license back ? - No. 450 00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:13,727 - Not until the trial is over. - When's the hearing ? 451 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:17,356 - At the end of June. - Are you worried ? 452 00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:21,568 No, just tired. I can't wait until it's all over. 453 00:30:22,737 --> 00:30:26,615 - Is everything sorted ? - The lawyer says I'll be cleared. 454 00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:28,492 We'll celebrate this summer then. 455 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,620 Who is it ? 456 00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:35,123 It's dad. 457 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,501 - Zucchini flowers... - I'm famished. 458 00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:39,628 - Sit down. - Put it on speaker. 459 00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:45,634 - Hi, dad. - Hello, darling, how are you ? 460 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,012 - Fine, I've got friends for dinner. - l won't keep you then. 461 00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:52,599 l spoke to Blanchard, he said you can have the operation in Rome. 462 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:55,727 He comes down twice a month to the Quisisana Clinic. 463 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,146 l'll send you his number, call him. 464 00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:01,358 Thanks, dad, bye. Say hello to mom. 465 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:07,531 - What operation is that ? - It's nothing serious. 466 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:12,160 Augmentation mammoplasty. 467 00:31:16,165 --> 00:31:18,292 I'm getting a boob job. 468 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:20,377 - A boob job ? - Yes. 469 00:31:20,753 --> 00:31:23,422 - Why didn't you tell me ? - You're a therapist ! 470 00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:26,550 - So what ? - Therapists don't get boob jobs. 471 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:30,679 - It does seem strange. - Why ? I don't like my boobs. 472 00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:37,185 - You should make yourself like them. - Therapists should accept themselves. 473 00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:41,398 Awoman who has a boob job doesn't accept herself ? 474 00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:44,526 No. 475 00:31:46,195 --> 00:31:50,324 - I accept everything but my boobs. - Let Rocco do it. 476 00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:53,285 - Why don't you do it ? - Why don't I do it ? 477 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,579 Because her consultant father said no. 478 00:31:56,789 --> 00:32:01,585 Only the best for his daughter. Dr. Blanchard, a VIP surgeon 479 00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:07,299 who operates in Italy, but lives in Switzerland. Not Rocco Buccilli. 480 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:11,178 Who does boob and ass jobs for cashiers and secretaries. 481 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:14,348 I do two for one: two boobs for the price of one. 482 00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:17,684 - Are you done ? - It's true. 483 00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:20,354 - No. - Then enlighten me. 484 00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:23,941 A husband can't do his wife's boob job. 485 00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:26,443 It's a matter of common sense. 486 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,946 You'd lose all sexual attraction. 487 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:32,824 - I agree with Eva. - The cook never feels like eating. 488 00:32:32,992 --> 00:32:35,744 - That's a good one. - He does it all the time. 489 00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:38,747 He says, "You know what ? You eat it all !" 490 00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:42,250 This is the official reason, her father considers me an idiot. 491 00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:46,213 - That's not true. - He wanted a heart surgeon for her. 492 00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:50,217 - A luminary like himself. - That's enough. 493 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:55,472 Why don't you let Blanchard do one boob, and your husband the other ? 494 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,517 - Without knowing which one. - Then decide which is better. 495 00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:03,355 No, get daddy to decide: "Dad, which is Blanchard's boob ?" 496 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:08,860 I really shouldn't say this, but she doesn't need it. 497 00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:13,240 - He paid you a compliment. - It must be the eclipse. 498 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:16,660 Eva's right, it's like you going to her for therapy. 499 00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:22,290 It's unthinkable, right ? 500 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:27,546 You don't get it, it would be unthinkable for him to go to therapy ! 501 00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:32,551 I'm put off by how long it takes, but I'd like to try. 502 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:36,430 You're good at sitting on a sofa for hours ! 503 00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:39,683 You're a real comedian tonight ! 504 00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:44,646 This need to talk about my private business to a stranger... 505 00:33:44,772 --> 00:33:48,442 No offense Eva, but it's not for me. 506 00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:50,902 You can talk to friends instead. 507 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,448 - I have him... - And it's free too. 508 00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:59,327 He won't go because he thinks therapy is a waste of time. 509 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:03,582 Admit it, I won't be offended. You think myjob is a waste of time. 510 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,835 - Why do you say that ? - Because it's what you think. 511 00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:10,297 I don't, I think we do very similarjobs. 512 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:13,467 You do brain jobs, I do boob jobs. We make people feel better, 513 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:17,345 it's just that you take years, and I take a few hours. 514 00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:21,433 - Whose is that ? - Not mine. 515 00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,351 - Not mine. - Calm down. 516 00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:25,937 - It's the gnocchi. - I'll go. 517 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,608 - Hand me your plates. - Thanks, Carlotta. 518 00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:34,112 - I'll go smoke. - I'll come with you. 519 00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:48,085 - What's the moon like ? - It's partly covered. 520 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:55,342 - Peppe, I've got a problem. - What kind ? 521 00:34:57,011 --> 00:34:59,387 Well... 522 00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:02,724 every night at 10:00 a friend of mine... 523 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:06,520 - She sends me... - A goodnight kiss ? 524 00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:10,524 Sort of. She sends me a photo. 525 00:35:12,401 --> 00:35:14,653 - She sends you a photo ! - A photo. 526 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,780 What kind of photo ? 527 00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:18,740 A photo of herself. 528 00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:23,662 You're in trouble. 529 00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,997 I need you to help me out. 530 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:31,795 - How can I help you ? - We have the same phone. 531 00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:34,923 We'll swap them, just until the photo arrives. 532 00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:38,176 - Then I'll receive the photo. Come on ! - But you're single. 533 00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:40,762 No, pal, not any more. 534 00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:42,931 Okay, but Lucilla's not here with you tonight. 535 00:35:43,057 --> 00:35:46,560 - You could have refused to play. - I'm in the shit. Help ! 536 00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,562 No, I don't want to. 537 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:52,691 Do you want all hell to break loose for something so petty ? 538 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:57,445 Peppe doesn't want to so he'll ruin an entire family. 539 00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:09,666 And what kind of photos are you talking about ? 540 00:36:09,792 --> 00:36:14,337 - Just an ordinary photo. - Don't show me up, or else... 541 00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:19,050 Peppe, two nights ago she sent me a photo of her in Pluto pajamas. 542 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:22,846 - You see... - Pluto ? 543 00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:25,432 - Pluto. - How old is she ? 544 00:36:27,101 --> 00:36:29,060 I don't know. 545 00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:35,984 - Are you going to help me or not ? - What a pain ! 546 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:44,743 I'm not sure I should tell you, but your husband's in therapy. 547 00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:48,246 Rocco ? 548 00:36:51,834 --> 00:36:53,835 Are you serious ? 549 00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:55,962 Who told you ? 550 00:36:56,088 --> 00:36:58,965 Lele. But don't say a word, okay ? 551 00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:02,886 Whose phone is that ? Mine ? 552 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:05,764 Who is it ? 553 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:10,227 - Steve Jobs. - Who ? 554 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:15,023 - I thought he was dead. - And why would he call my wife ? 555 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,609 - Darling ! - I'm coming ! 556 00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:20,904 - It's urgent. - Who is it ? Mom ? 557 00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:23,782 No... Steve Jobs. 558 00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:27,535 - Answer it. - I don't speak English. 559 00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:29,913 Answer it ! Don't be silly ! 560 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:35,043 - Hello, Riccardo. - Good evening, Mrs. Masi. 561 00:37:35,169 --> 00:37:37,671 - Your computer's ready. - Great. 562 00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:41,800 - How come you're working so late ? - Overtime, too many viruses about. 563 00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:47,055 I'll come get it tomorrow around 7:00 ? 564 00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:50,058 - Sounds good. - See you tomorrow. 565 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,936 It's the computer guy. 566 00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:55,689 - And you call him "Steve Jobs" ? - Isn't it funny ? 567 00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:58,692 And do you call the mechanic "Marchionne" ? 568 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:05,699 - Text. One, two... - Giulio for soccer. 569 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,202 - Giulio soccer. - Giulio, confirmed for tomorrow. 570 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:11,955 - You were lucky. - There's a game tomorrow ? 571 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:17,919 - Apparently. - I didn't get a text. 572 00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:22,173 It'll come through, it mightjust be a bit late. 573 00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:24,926 Is your phone out of minutes ? 574 00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:30,849 - Have you kicked me off the team ? - No, Giulio just organized it... 575 00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:34,185 - You know what he's like. - What is he like ? 576 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:37,105 - Absent-minded. - Don't you know Giulio ? 577 00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:41,234 Get your gym bag ready anyway. 578 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,111 Yes, come anyway. 579 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:48,867 You're such shits, you only include me when you're short a goalie. 580 00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:53,371 - Do you really do that ? - That's not true. 581 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,123 - Nonsense. - Terrible ! 582 00:38:55,583 --> 00:39:00,837 - Are you Alice in Wonderland ? - Why ? If they're such good friends... 583 00:39:00,963 --> 00:39:04,132 Some friends ! I didn't get a message on WhatsApp. 584 00:39:05,259 --> 00:39:08,636 Turn it off then back on again, sometimes... 585 00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:12,724 - He's right, sometimes... - You're such shits. 586 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:16,853 Message for Cosimo. Who is it ? 587 00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:21,274 Marika. "Call me, it's urgent." 588 00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:26,029 - Three exclamation points. - Who's Marika, what's so urgent ? 589 00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:29,157 - Who is she ? - The name sounds promising. 590 00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:33,661 Sorry to disappoint you, but she's just the taxi company dispatcher. 591 00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:40,001 You know ? "Go to Corso Rinascimento in nine minutes." 592 00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:42,253 Call her back, I'm curious about her. 593 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:48,009 We're eating and she might make me fill in for someone. 594 00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:52,055 - Yes, a shift swap. - Look at her defending her husband ! 595 00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:56,684 - They haven't been married long ! - Darling, stick up for yourself. 596 00:39:57,937 --> 00:40:01,064 If I have to fill in for someone, my weekend's ruined. 597 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:05,193 - We're at my parents' on Sunday. - Then she'll save your weekend. 598 00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:12,325 Anyway, Marika isn't his type. She's a hick 599 00:40:12,701 --> 00:40:15,954 with tattoos and enormous boobs ! 600 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,165 What's her surname ? Perhaps I did her boob job. 601 00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:26,965 - It's mine, an American app. - Can I see ? 602 00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:33,430 - Where are you going ? - What is this ? 603 00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:36,099 - An exercise program. - What ? 604 00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:40,478 It lasts 12 weeks 605 00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:43,731 and you can lose from 8 to 12 kilos. 606 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:47,360 - Guaranteed success. - You only started today then ! 607 00:40:47,486 --> 00:40:50,113 - Do you have to do it now ? - Whenever it pings. 608 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:53,074 - Even at night ? - Yes, if it pings. 609 00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:55,869 - Then turn it off. - I can't cheat. 610 00:40:56,078 --> 00:40:59,247 How can I teach P.E. looking like this ? 611 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:02,959 Does the app know you ate half a kilo of gnocchi in 30 seconds ? 612 00:41:03,085 --> 00:41:05,462 - I'm burning them off. - Dammit... 613 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:14,220 That's brilliant. Where did you find it ? I want it too. 614 00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:18,892 - I downloaded it. - Have you heard of it ? I haven't. 615 00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:22,145 - On a full stomach. - I swapped our phones. 616 00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:26,107 - Are you sure ? - Huh ? 617 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,735 - Are we sure ? - Don't bust my balls. 618 00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:37,744 Why didn't you tell me ? 619 00:41:37,786 --> 00:41:40,413 - What ? - That you're in therapy. 620 00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:43,291 Why didn't you tell me ? 621 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:50,131 - I haven't been going long. - How long ? 622 00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:52,800 About six months. 623 00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:54,928 That's long enough. 624 00:41:56,138 --> 00:41:58,264 - Are you angry ? - No. 625 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:01,392 Yes... 626 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:05,063 I don't know, a bit. 627 00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:09,192 - You never wanted to before. - I do now. 628 00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:12,445 You do now ? Why ? 629 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:16,199 Maybe it is just a waste of time, but I want to try everything. 630 00:42:17,451 --> 00:42:21,955 Then ifwe split up, we can't say we didn't try. 631 00:42:26,293 --> 00:42:30,046 - And is it working ? - I don't know, you tell me. 632 00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:43,726 - But I've learnt something important. - What's that ? 633 00:42:44,853 --> 00:42:48,606 - How to defuse. - Meaning ? 634 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:53,111 Not to turn every argument into a fight for supremacy. 635 00:42:53,445 --> 00:42:57,323 I don't believe it's weak to be the one to give in. 636 00:42:57,491 --> 00:42:59,617 In fact, I think it's wise. 637 00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:04,372 The only couples I see who last are those where one of the two... 638 00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:08,334 manages to take a step back, but is really a step ahead. 639 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:16,009 I don't want us to end up like... Barbie and Ken. 640 00:43:18,345 --> 00:43:21,264 You full of plastic and me without any balls. 641 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:31,024 - I'll change my shirt, it's sticky. - Good idea. 642 00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:46,164 - The wine's good. - WhatsApp for Peppe. 643 00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:49,542 - The only one who's not worried. - It's a photo. 644 00:43:49,918 --> 00:43:51,919 From Isa Clementini. 645 00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:56,007 - Wait, it's not Lucilla ! - Why are you shouting ? 646 00:43:56,133 --> 00:44:00,011 - To emphasize it. - Isa Clementini sometimes sends me... 647 00:44:03,932 --> 00:44:05,266 You'll break it. 648 00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:07,685 - What's up ? - Nothing... 649 00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:09,937 - What is it ? - Can I have a look ? 650 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:12,940 - It's private. - Everyone's sharing tonight. 651 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,652 - Let us see. - Show us or I'll get up... 652 00:44:17,196 --> 00:44:20,156 - Show us that photo. - Get your hand off it ! 653 00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:23,076 - Let go ! - Okay. 654 00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:26,162 Tonight everyone can look... 655 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,416 Well I'll be damned, Peppe ! 656 00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:32,710 - You chipped it. - Let me see. 657 00:44:32,961 --> 00:44:36,339 - Just a sec ! - You have to see this. 658 00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:41,552 You're in the field, how do you... Which way do you look at this ? 659 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,680 - Whose is it ? - Guess. 660 00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:47,183 - Looks like she's lying face down. - Who is she ? 661 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:49,602 - It's not for you. - What is it ? 662 00:44:49,978 --> 00:44:51,437 No, no, no... 663 00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:58,611 Have you seen Peppe's girlfriend ! 664 00:44:58,737 --> 00:45:02,365 She's not my girlfriend, do you think I'd have a girlfriend like that ? 665 00:45:02,491 --> 00:45:06,202 - She's doing pilates. - No, the Sun Salutation. 666 00:45:08,455 --> 00:45:13,251 Peppe had no one for years after his divorce, now girlfriends, lovers... 667 00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:17,004 You don't have to explain. 1 ,000 points for Peppe. 668 00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:20,341 - Yes, right. - Hooray for Miss Clementini. 669 00:45:22,010 --> 00:45:24,470 What's that ? A text ? 670 00:45:24,638 --> 00:45:27,140 - Who got a text ? - You did. 671 00:45:27,266 --> 00:45:30,101 - It's mine, here. - Afrog ring tone ? 672 00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:31,728 Who, me ? 673 00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:35,773 Do you think I'm that stupid ? The kids must've done it. 674 00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:39,402 "How are you ?" How sweet... 675 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:41,237 Who's Lucio ? 676 00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:43,740 A co-worker from the legal office. 677 00:45:44,491 --> 00:45:47,744 - I don't remember him. - You were on maternity leave. 678 00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:50,163 He's a nice guy. 679 00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:53,291 Why's he asking how you are ? 680 00:45:53,417 --> 00:45:57,253 Because today I lost my temper about that case in Basilicata 681 00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:59,130 that's been dragging on. 682 00:45:59,256 --> 00:46:00,673 He noticed I was a bit... 683 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:03,509 - And you're not replying ? - No. 684 00:46:06,054 --> 00:46:10,183 I don't understand people who don't answer texts. 685 00:46:10,559 --> 00:46:12,268 It won't take a second. 686 00:46:12,519 --> 00:46:17,190 This person was kind enough to ask... 687 00:46:17,524 --> 00:46:21,569 All you have to say is, "I'm fine, I'm at home." 688 00:46:21,695 --> 00:46:24,697 - That's right. - Why ? He's not at home. 689 00:46:26,408 --> 00:46:28,701 - That's right. - I was just saying... 690 00:46:28,827 --> 00:46:33,664 Then write, "I'm fine, thanks. I'm having dinner with friends." 691 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:37,293 - That's right. - Why must he say where he is ? 692 00:46:39,588 --> 00:46:42,840 It's just a matter of principle. 693 00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:46,594 We don't have any privacy any more. Once phone calls started with: 694 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:49,597 "How are you ?" Now it's: "Where are you ?" 695 00:46:50,182 --> 00:46:53,726 - No, he asked "how are you ?" - That's my business ! 696 00:46:54,061 --> 00:46:57,480 Okay ? Why should I tell you where I am ? 697 00:46:57,731 --> 00:47:00,858 Why ? And why the fuck would you care ? 698 00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:05,446 - Why are you taking it out on me ? - These things are ruining our lives. 699 00:47:05,572 --> 00:47:08,115 They're taking our private lives away from us. 700 00:47:08,325 --> 00:47:12,119 And we're allowing them to, day after day, without realizing it. 701 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:19,836 - Okay, I won't answer it. - Good, don't answer it. 702 00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:24,257 Guys, this eclipse is having a bad effect on you. 703 00:47:24,383 --> 00:47:26,717 Rocco, you've got an email. 704 00:47:27,636 --> 00:47:31,389 - I've got a text too. - No, first Rocco's email. 705 00:47:31,515 --> 00:47:32,849 Scared ? 706 00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,601 Scared ofwhat ? 707 00:47:35,644 --> 00:47:38,604 Orizzonti Tour. The house in Salina's confirmed. 708 00:47:38,772 --> 00:47:41,524 - Thank goodness ! - You were lucky. 709 00:47:42,484 --> 00:47:45,403 Let's read Carlotta's text. 710 00:47:45,612 --> 00:47:48,656 No, I want to read one out. 711 00:47:49,783 --> 00:47:53,160 I've learnt something I want to... 712 00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:55,663 Siri, read email. 713 00:47:57,165 --> 00:47:59,166 You have no new email. 714 00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:01,794 Not even Siri understands you. What email ? 715 00:48:02,170 --> 00:48:04,297 - It's a message. - A message. 716 00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:07,425 Siri, read the message. 717 00:48:10,512 --> 00:48:15,266 You have a message from +393462371733. 718 00:48:15,392 --> 00:48:17,768 Dear Mrs. De Rosa, we'd like to inform you 719 00:48:17,936 --> 00:48:20,187 we have a spot available in June. 720 00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:24,525 During this time we're offering a 25% discount. 721 00:48:24,693 --> 00:48:27,570 Do not hesitate to call us for further information. 722 00:48:27,779 --> 00:48:31,824 Thank you for contacting us. La Quiete Home for the Elderly. 723 00:48:33,785 --> 00:48:36,329 - Do you want to answer ? - I don't want to answer. 724 00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:39,415 Who sends messages at this hour ?! They're crazy ! 725 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:42,835 - La Quiete ? Is it a rest home ? - No... 726 00:48:43,211 --> 00:48:47,340 I went there last week with my friend Rita, her mom's there. 727 00:48:47,424 --> 00:48:51,218 It's lovely, I had a look around and asked for some information. 728 00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:53,846 - That's all. - That's all ? 729 00:48:54,848 --> 00:48:57,183 You asked for information at a rest home ? 730 00:48:57,309 --> 00:49:02,563 That's like going to a funeral and asking if there's a tomb available. 731 00:49:02,689 --> 00:49:05,358 It's not a rest home. it's a five-star facility. 732 00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:07,234 So what ? 733 00:49:07,444 --> 00:49:09,946 - Why didn't you tell me ? - I forgot. 734 00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:13,366 I didn't even save the number. 735 00:49:15,577 --> 00:49:17,620 I don't believe it. 736 00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:20,498 You want to kick mom out. 737 00:49:20,707 --> 00:49:24,710 Don't pass me off as something I'm not. I'm not kicking anyone out. 738 00:49:24,878 --> 00:49:26,837 - That woman adores you. - I know. 739 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,632 She helps us out with the kids, with everything. 740 00:49:30,258 --> 00:49:32,718 - Or am I mistaken ? - You're not mistaken, but... 741 00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:35,388 But what ? 742 00:49:35,597 --> 00:49:39,850 I love her too, you know that. But ever since she's been with us, 743 00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:42,853 our dynamics have changed. Admit it. 744 00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:48,734 Sure... mom, who sleeps in a cubicle at the end of the hall, 745 00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:52,405 is to blame for our problems. Yes, that's possible. 746 00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:56,659 Pretend I never said anything. We don't have problems, it's fine. 747 00:49:57,285 --> 00:50:02,415 I'm fond of Cosimo's mom too, but if she came to live with us... 748 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:05,292 I'm sorry, darling, but I couldn't cope. 749 00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:08,921 With my mother ? I wouldn't want to live with her either. 750 00:50:09,297 --> 00:50:13,509 Some facilities are so nice that old folks beg to go there. 751 00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:16,762 - It's like a resort. - Did she tell you to say that ? 752 00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:20,266 Would you live with Carlotta's mom ? 753 00:50:20,308 --> 00:50:23,310 - My mother's a widow. Hers isn't. - Mine isn't. 754 00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:29,817 Lele's right... but she can be a pain in the ass when she wants to be. 755 00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:34,572 I got more slaps from your mom than from my dad. 756 00:50:34,781 --> 00:50:38,325 - Obviously not enough. - Your mom's not bursting with charm. 757 00:50:39,411 --> 00:50:43,164 Okay, I'll admit she can be a bit difficult. 758 00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:47,334 - What time it is ? - Just after ten. 759 00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:49,587 - Let's go and see the eclipse. - Yes ! 760 00:50:49,796 --> 00:50:52,715 - Leave the phones on the table. - Can I take mine ? For a photo. 761 00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:56,343 - Okay, just you. Not you ! - Come on, the eclipse ! 762 00:50:56,470 --> 00:50:59,930 They're well-organized. As soon as they bury one, 763 00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:02,349 they send out a message to find a replacement. 764 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:07,104 - No joke, they were fully booked. - I should open a nursing home. 765 00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:10,816 Open one in the hills. Capers outside, old folks inside. 766 00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:14,320 It's lovely, though I still see two of them. 767 00:51:14,696 --> 00:51:16,864 There are two, one on top of the other. 768 00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:21,702 - Lovely, isn't it ? - Yes. 769 00:51:21,828 --> 00:51:24,622 It won't last much longer, then it'll disappear. 770 00:51:24,831 --> 00:51:29,877 Listen, I'm sorry about before, I said it without thinking. 771 00:51:30,003 --> 00:51:33,964 - I wouldn't want you to be upset. - I'm not upset. 772 00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:40,888 I wonder why eclipses fascinate us so much. 773 00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:46,894 - The Dark Side of the Moon ! - Great record ! 774 00:51:53,026 --> 00:51:55,277 Let's take a photo, come over here. 775 00:51:56,404 --> 00:51:57,863 - Who'll take it ? - I will. 776 00:52:00,992 --> 00:52:03,661 - Squeeze together. - I'll bend down or we won't fit. 777 00:52:03,870 --> 00:52:06,664 Wait, darling, I'll do it. Hold it... 778 00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:09,917 - Everyone in ? Smile. - One... 779 00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:12,253 "Hi". 780 00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:17,299 - What does he want on a Friday night ? - I don't know. 781 00:52:17,551 --> 00:52:18,676 - Who's Ivano ? - Her ex. 782 00:52:18,885 --> 00:52:21,011 - He's pissed. - No. 783 00:52:21,388 --> 00:52:24,515 - I'm joking. - Let's take the photo. 784 00:52:27,435 --> 00:52:31,814 - Why did you save his number as Ivano ? - How else ? That's his name. 785 00:52:32,023 --> 00:52:34,525 - By his surname. - Come on, he's her ex ! 786 00:52:34,693 --> 00:52:36,569 - Precisely ! - Exes are dangerous. 787 00:52:36,778 --> 00:52:39,446 They're like the Japanese, they never give up. 788 00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:41,407 Especially if they got dumped. 789 00:52:41,575 --> 00:52:43,826 That's right. Bianca ? Bianca ? 790 00:52:44,911 --> 00:52:46,579 - Who broke it off ? - Me. 791 00:52:46,788 --> 00:52:48,914 Come on, take this photo. 792 00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:51,333 He's harmless, but it's the principle... 793 00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:52,918 Smile ! 794 00:52:54,045 --> 00:52:55,838 One, two... 795 00:52:55,964 --> 00:52:59,466 "I feel like screwing" 796 00:53:01,678 --> 00:53:05,181 - Good thing he was harmless. - What the fuck ? 797 00:53:05,223 --> 00:53:08,350 - I can explain. - It says, "I feel like screwing" ! 798 00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:11,687 - It could be predictive text. - Shut the fuck up. 799 00:53:11,855 --> 00:53:13,856 - Let me explain. - Go on then. 800 00:53:13,982 --> 00:53:18,110 Ivano's in a relationship with this girl, it's all about sex. 801 00:53:18,236 --> 00:53:21,739 Well, it is for her but he's in love, 802 00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:24,575 but won't admit it and he's suffering like a dog. 803 00:53:24,743 --> 00:53:28,078 - That's why he called the vet. - Well ? 804 00:53:29,748 --> 00:53:32,082 Well ? Why's he texting you ? 805 00:53:33,251 --> 00:53:36,879 I don't know what's so funny. What's so funny ? 806 00:53:37,005 --> 00:53:42,760 - I tell you what, he can explain. - No, there's really no need. 807 00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:47,014 Please, there's nothing to explain. It's pointless, just stop. 808 00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:48,974 - All right ? - Quiet everyone. 809 00:53:53,772 --> 00:53:57,024 Hey, thanks for calling. l'm sorry to be a pain, Bianca. 810 00:53:57,150 --> 00:53:59,151 - Did she call you ? - Yes. 811 00:53:59,778 --> 00:54:02,029 - And ? - She asked me over. 812 00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:05,032 - Don't go. - l can't help myself. 813 00:54:05,158 --> 00:54:08,994 - She gets to me, l want to go. - But she'll only hurt you. 814 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:12,248 - l'm hurting enough as it is. - It'll be worse ifyou go. 815 00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:16,919 - Some help you are ! - At least I'm trying to help. 816 00:54:17,295 --> 00:54:20,297 Otherwise don't bother calling, you know what I think. 817 00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:24,051 - What a pain ! Bye. - Bye... Ivano ! 818 00:54:24,427 --> 00:54:27,888 - Don't go there ! - Okay... bye. 819 00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:34,144 - Satisfied ? - How often do you talk ? 820 00:54:34,437 --> 00:54:38,190 - Now and then. - How often is now and then ? 821 00:54:38,817 --> 00:54:41,318 - Every time he wants to... - I get it. 822 00:54:41,528 --> 00:54:43,445 He panics and calls me. 823 00:54:44,906 --> 00:54:48,450 Give him Eva's number, he needs a therapist, not an ex. 824 00:54:48,827 --> 00:54:51,954 - Guys, the meatloaf's ready. - Unbelievable ! 825 00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:59,420 - Why didn't you tell me you talk ? - Because it's not important. 826 00:54:59,796 --> 00:55:03,299 - There's nothing to tell. - You say we should share everything. 827 00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:05,843 Everything that's important for our relationship. 828 00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:10,973 - I think he still wants to screw you. - And that seems very important. 829 00:55:11,099 --> 00:55:13,309 - Don't be silly ! - Yeah, don't be silly. 830 00:55:14,227 --> 00:55:18,230 - I don't talk to my exes. - No, they'd prefer you dead. 831 00:55:18,356 --> 00:55:23,110 If it bothers you, I'll call him and tell him not to call any more. 832 00:55:23,236 --> 00:55:26,238 - Right, you tell him. - Then Cosimo is happy 833 00:55:26,364 --> 00:55:29,742 and you can speak to Ivano in secret. 834 00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:32,369 If I tell Cosimo I won't talk to him, then I won't. 835 00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:36,874 Why shouldn't you talk to him ? He's a friend, Cosimo should trust you. 836 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,877 I trust her, but I can't stand him. Alright ? 837 00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:46,383 - Doesn't Ivano have a house in Anzio ? - Yes, that's why she wanted to go. 838 00:55:46,593 --> 00:55:49,011 Yes, of course ! 839 00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:55,392 - Does he really have a house there ? - You really are crazy ! 840 00:55:55,518 --> 00:55:59,897 - I don't even know him ! - I'm not in the mood, Lele. 841 00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:02,399 I can see that. 842 00:56:04,402 --> 00:56:06,403 - It's Sofia. - Answer it. 843 00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:13,410 - Hello, darling. Are you okay ? - Hi, dad. Yes, l'm fine. 844 00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:17,414 - Can you talk ? - Yes, of course. Go ahead. 845 00:56:17,749 --> 00:56:21,794 l don't know how to tell you this, but Gregorio's parents are away. 846 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:25,923 And he's asked me to go... to sleep there. 847 00:56:27,884 --> 00:56:29,927 Dad, are you still there ? 848 00:56:30,553 --> 00:56:34,181 - And what did you say ? - l don't know, l want to. 849 00:56:34,307 --> 00:56:37,434 But l wasn't expecting it tonight. 850 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:40,813 lf l don't go, he might be upset. What shall l do ? 851 00:56:41,022 --> 00:56:44,942 Don't go just because he'd be upset. That can't be the only reason. 852 00:56:45,151 --> 00:56:47,194 Of course it's not... 853 00:56:48,321 --> 00:56:51,532 And don't expect me to be enthusiastic about it. 854 00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:53,325 Come on, dad... 855 00:56:54,327 --> 00:56:58,330 But there is something I want to say. 856 00:56:59,207 --> 00:57:04,420 This is an important moment, something you'll remember all your life. 857 00:57:06,923 --> 00:57:10,467 It's notjust something to tell your friends tomorrow. 858 00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:13,554 Ifyou think that later... 859 00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:18,350 whenever you look back on it, it'll make you smile... 860 00:57:20,311 --> 00:57:22,604 then go ahead. 861 00:57:23,356 --> 00:57:26,108 But ifyou don't feel like it, ifyou're not sure, 862 00:57:26,359 --> 00:57:28,360 then forget about it. 863 00:57:30,113 --> 00:57:32,114 Because you have plenty of time. 864 00:57:33,992 --> 00:57:36,243 - Do you know what ? - What ? 865 00:57:36,369 --> 00:57:39,246 - Never mind. - No, tell me. 866 00:57:39,873 --> 00:57:43,000 You embarrassed me today when you gave me those condoms. 867 00:57:43,376 --> 00:57:45,502 l didn't know where to look. 868 00:57:45,628 --> 00:57:48,589 I didn't tell you to use them. 869 00:57:49,007 --> 00:57:53,093 Why then ? l think you knew, you have a sixth sense. 870 00:57:53,219 --> 00:57:56,263 You've never done it before. Anyway... 871 00:57:56,890 --> 00:58:00,142 lf l do go to Gregorio's, tell mom l'm at Chicca's. 872 00:58:00,602 --> 00:58:03,395 - Why don't you tell her ? - What ? 873 00:58:03,521 --> 00:58:05,522 - The truth. - Are you crazy ? 874 00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:08,901 - I've told you to talk to her. - You know what she's like. 875 00:58:09,027 --> 00:58:11,987 She never listens, just gets angry. 876 00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:16,533 - Have a little bit of patience. - A lot of patience. 877 00:58:17,410 --> 00:58:19,369 Okay, a lot of patience. 878 00:58:19,913 --> 00:58:23,415 But I think it's worth a try. Try it. 879 00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:27,044 You're too in love with mom to see what a bitch she is. 880 00:58:28,004 --> 00:58:31,006 - Okay, l have to go. Thanks. - Sofia... 881 00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:48,190 You did really well. 882 00:58:52,445 --> 00:58:55,447 The therapy must be working. 883 00:58:57,158 --> 00:58:58,450 Bianca... 884 00:58:59,452 --> 00:59:02,287 - Did you tell her ? - No. 885 00:59:03,039 --> 00:59:07,084 - You told her. - Okay, but I only told her. 886 00:59:09,045 --> 00:59:12,464 - And I only told Peppe. - And I... Only Lele. 887 00:59:12,590 --> 00:59:16,593 - And Lele kept it to himself. - She's my wife... 888 00:59:16,803 --> 00:59:19,304 She's my best friend. 889 00:59:23,476 --> 00:59:25,602 - Sorry... - Don't be. 890 00:59:25,979 --> 00:59:30,607 He's seeing a therapist, not a whore ! Come on ! 891 00:59:30,984 --> 00:59:32,442 Right... 892 00:59:33,486 --> 00:59:35,195 There's the frog again. 893 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:39,616 - Lucio wants you to answer him. - Why's he insisting ? 894 00:59:39,742 --> 00:59:43,120 Answer him, then he might stop. 895 00:59:43,246 --> 00:59:46,248 Perhaps I'd better, or he won't leave me alone. 896 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:51,336 "I'm having dinner with friends, we'll talk tomorrow." 897 00:59:54,716 --> 00:59:56,633 Let's see if he sends another... 898 00:59:56,759 --> 00:59:59,636 "We've decided to reveal our private business." 899 00:59:59,762 --> 01:00:01,597 No, we can't... 900 01:00:06,394 --> 01:00:09,021 He wrote "jerk". 901 01:00:09,731 --> 01:00:12,149 - Damn. - How dare he ? 902 01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:15,402 You'll have to explain this. 903 01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:18,280 - Explain what ? - You don'tjust call someone a jerk. 904 01:00:18,489 --> 01:00:21,283 In fact he's an oaf, he's bad-mannered. 905 01:00:21,409 --> 01:00:24,369 Would this oaf happened to be named Lucia ? 906 01:00:24,495 --> 01:00:28,790 - Don't be silly ! - Such a cheeky co-worker. 907 01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:33,670 He's calling you. Answer it, then we'll know more. 908 01:00:33,796 --> 01:00:36,423 We'll find out why he's so angry. 909 01:00:36,674 --> 01:00:38,550 Come on. 910 01:00:39,385 --> 01:00:43,263 - Okay, on speaker, right ? - Yes. 911 01:00:50,647 --> 01:00:53,440 - Hello ? - Why do you sound so glum ? 912 01:00:53,566 --> 01:00:56,193 l thought you said you had a fever ? 913 01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,445 Then why did you go out ? 914 01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:01,823 Have you nothing to say ? 915 01:01:02,075 --> 01:01:05,077 You're a jerk. You know what ? 916 01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:07,663 You can't make a decision, 917 01:01:07,705 --> 01:01:10,207 you don't know what you want in life. 918 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:13,794 You don't even know if you like men or women. 919 01:01:14,170 --> 01:01:15,712 So fuck off ! 920 01:01:25,723 --> 01:01:29,601 This guy's off his rocker... 921 01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:34,231 I would never have thought it. But... 922 01:01:41,823 --> 01:01:44,825 You must be crazy ! 923 01:01:45,118 --> 01:01:47,494 You don't think I'm... 924 01:01:48,329 --> 01:01:52,124 No, he's a co-worker who's gay... 925 01:01:52,583 --> 01:01:56,253 and he's obsessed with me, that's all. 926 01:02:02,885 --> 01:02:06,513 Stop messing around, okay. Carlotta ? 927 01:02:06,764 --> 01:02:10,392 - Carlotta, no messing around. - Why didn't you tell me ? 928 01:02:11,769 --> 01:02:15,647 He's a co-worker... Rocco, you tell her. 929 01:02:16,357 --> 01:02:19,609 - Cosimo, come on ! - He's a co-worker who... 930 01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:23,655 - He's a co-worker. - You see ? 931 01:02:25,283 --> 01:02:26,992 Have you been with him ? 932 01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:30,412 - What ? - Have you been with him ? Simple. 933 01:02:30,913 --> 01:02:35,125 Have I been with who ? He's a co-worker who's in love with me 934 01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:37,669 and he's convinced I'm in love with him. 935 01:02:37,879 --> 01:02:40,547 Yes, because fags think everyone else is a fag. 936 01:02:40,673 --> 01:02:43,675 - An elegant analysis. - Sorry, it came out all wrong, but... 937 01:02:43,801 --> 01:02:46,553 The concept is the same. 938 01:02:46,804 --> 01:02:49,306 - What are you talking about ? - Rocco's right, sort of. 939 01:02:49,432 --> 01:02:53,310 I want to know ifyou've been with this Lucio. Yes or no ? 940 01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:57,439 Carlotta... Geez ! Come on ! 941 01:02:57,648 --> 01:03:02,319 We've been together for 10 years. We have two wonderful children. 942 01:03:02,528 --> 01:03:05,322 - You should know me. - Maybe not well enough. 943 01:03:05,531 --> 01:03:08,700 What do you mean ? Say something to her ! 944 01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:15,916 Carlotta, look at me. Darling, look at me. 945 01:03:16,959 --> 01:03:21,463 Can you imagine me with a man ? Like this, eyes straight ahead ? 946 01:03:21,589 --> 01:03:24,341 Can you imagine me like that ? Can you ? 947 01:03:26,552 --> 01:03:30,472 Though there's no harm in that. I'm just saying that... 948 01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:33,600 because I have other tastes, and you know that. 949 01:03:33,684 --> 01:03:35,602 Carlotta... 950 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:38,188 I promise you, between me and... 951 01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:40,607 - Lucio. - Lucio... nothing's ever happened. 952 01:03:41,317 --> 01:03:43,360 I swear. 953 01:04:05,633 --> 01:04:07,467 It's Lucio. 954 01:04:08,636 --> 01:04:10,887 He says he misses your kisses. 955 01:04:29,156 --> 01:04:30,991 Is he a fag then ? 956 01:04:34,412 --> 01:04:37,539 - Guys, how can I explain... - There's nothing to explain. 957 01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:42,794 Don't you start now. What's wrong ? 958 01:04:44,422 --> 01:04:48,049 What's wrong ? Nothing. I'm fine. Are you ? 959 01:04:49,302 --> 01:04:51,428 Yes, I'm fine. 960 01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:54,639 - Fine then. - Wait, let him talk. 961 01:04:55,016 --> 01:04:57,809 Talk ? He hasn't said anything for 20 years. 962 01:04:58,185 --> 01:05:00,645 What was I supposed to tell you ? 963 01:05:00,771 --> 01:05:03,064 What were you supposed to tell me ? 964 01:05:03,190 --> 01:05:06,693 We've been friends since childhood, tell me who you are. 965 01:05:06,819 --> 01:05:09,821 He's the same person you've always confided in, 966 01:05:10,031 --> 01:05:12,324 and shared everything with. 967 01:05:13,284 --> 01:05:15,702 I wouldn't say everything, Peppe. 968 01:05:15,828 --> 01:05:18,955 He omitted a small detail. 969 01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:23,084 And perhaps he should've told me. 970 01:05:25,296 --> 01:05:27,464 I should have told you ? 971 01:05:29,967 --> 01:05:32,469 - Why ? - We've slept together. 972 01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:36,681 Took a shower together. I want to know if my best friend's a fag. 973 01:05:36,807 --> 01:05:40,977 I might decide it's fine by me, but I want to know, damn it ! 974 01:05:44,315 --> 01:05:46,733 "I might decide it's fine by me" ? 975 01:05:48,861 --> 01:05:50,612 Do you hear yourself ? 976 01:05:51,364 --> 01:05:52,864 Do you realize what you said ? 977 01:05:52,990 --> 01:05:56,868 Do you realize what you didn't say ? 978 01:05:56,994 --> 01:06:00,956 - But what's the problem ? - I'm asking him, I want to know. 979 01:06:01,582 --> 01:06:03,375 Let me get this straight. 980 01:06:03,501 --> 01:06:08,380 Does it bother you that I'm a fag, orjust that I didn't tell you ? 981 01:06:10,508 --> 01:06:14,386 - You're going too far, Cosimo. - Okay... 982 01:06:14,595 --> 01:06:18,974 Ifyou find it normal, then it's all in my head. 983 01:06:20,017 --> 01:06:22,519 Okay ? It's all good. 984 01:06:22,645 --> 01:06:25,772 I'm exaggerating. I was wrong. Forgive me. 985 01:06:28,025 --> 01:06:30,777 No, I'm the one who's wrong. 986 01:06:31,904 --> 01:06:34,990 I was wrong to think we were friends. 987 01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:41,413 Better not drink from the bottle... 988 01:06:42,289 --> 01:06:43,873 Fuck off, Rocco ! 989 01:06:52,425 --> 01:06:54,926 He's not cheating on you with another woman, 990 01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:57,929 so he's not questioning his relationship with you. 991 01:06:58,139 --> 01:07:00,807 He's questioning himself. 992 01:07:00,933 --> 01:07:03,810 He told you lies because it was inevitable, 993 01:07:03,936 --> 01:07:06,563 but you must decide ifyou want him, 994 01:07:06,689 --> 01:07:10,442 and ifyou can forgive him or not, that's the real problem. 995 01:07:10,901 --> 01:07:15,196 The real problem is that Lucio's missing my husband's kisses. 996 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:30,712 - When did this affair start ? - What affair ? This is absurd. 997 01:07:31,464 --> 01:07:35,175 Not really. You haven't touched me in months. 998 01:07:35,718 --> 01:07:38,970 I was sure you had someone else, maybe a whore like Peppe's. 999 01:07:39,096 --> 01:07:41,473 It would all make sense. 1000 01:07:44,477 --> 01:07:47,854 - It'd make sense ? - How long has it been going on ? 1001 01:07:48,189 --> 01:07:49,981 Lele, how long ? 1002 01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:52,859 How long has it been going on ? 1003 01:07:54,111 --> 01:07:56,071 Not long. 1004 01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:17,133 - Can I say something ? - No. 1005 01:08:20,262 --> 01:08:22,764 How many ? 1006 01:08:24,141 --> 01:08:26,643 - How many what ? - How many before him ? 1007 01:08:26,769 --> 01:08:28,520 None. 1008 01:08:29,730 --> 01:08:31,856 Lucio's the only one. 1009 01:08:36,153 --> 01:08:37,779 All right... 1010 01:08:37,988 --> 01:08:40,156 Thanks for dinner. 1011 01:08:44,495 --> 01:08:47,413 - Let's go, we'll talk at home. - In front of the kids ? 1012 01:08:47,623 --> 01:08:51,167 "Kids, we have something to tell you. Daddy's a fag ! 1013 01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:54,671 But don't tell your teacher, or you'll show daddy up 1014 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:57,132 when he picks you up from school." 1015 01:08:57,258 --> 01:09:00,677 - Have you finished ? - Why don't you say something ? 1016 01:09:00,886 --> 01:09:03,179 They're your friends, they want to know. 1017 01:09:03,305 --> 01:09:04,889 Let's go home. 1018 01:09:05,057 --> 01:09:07,267 You go home. 1019 01:10:05,993 --> 01:10:07,577 It's yours. 1020 01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:19,130 Hello, yes ? 1021 01:10:19,256 --> 01:10:21,382 Hi, Cosimo, at last ! 1022 01:10:21,508 --> 01:10:24,510 You're hard to get a hold of. 1023 01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:27,096 Don't you check your messages ? 1024 01:10:27,264 --> 01:10:30,141 l've left loads over the last two weeks. 1025 01:10:30,267 --> 01:10:34,229 - I know, Maurizio... - l've called you a hundred times. 1026 01:10:34,355 --> 01:10:39,025 - I know, you're right. - Just tell me if she liked the ring. 1027 01:10:39,151 --> 01:10:43,655 Yes, she liked it. Sorry, now's not a good time. 1028 01:10:44,156 --> 01:10:48,159 Well did she like the earrings ? 1029 01:10:48,369 --> 01:10:51,537 Sorry, but I really have to go. I'm tied up. Bye. 1030 01:11:10,307 --> 01:11:12,684 Did who like the earrings ? 1031 01:11:14,311 --> 01:11:17,188 - You, they were for you. - For me ? 1032 01:11:17,314 --> 01:11:19,399 - Yes... - I don't wear earrings. 1033 01:11:19,566 --> 01:11:24,195 - I don't even have pierced ears. - Well, I got them... 1034 01:11:24,697 --> 01:11:27,699 - You're telling lies. - No, it's not a lie. 1035 01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:32,412 Have I ever lied to you ? Enough of this game, it's bad for us. 1036 01:11:32,538 --> 01:11:36,457 - Too many misunderstandings now. - They were for Ginevra. 1037 01:11:36,834 --> 01:11:39,585 Ginevra ? What are you talking about ? 1038 01:11:39,837 --> 01:11:42,338 Tell me you're not screwing Ginevra. 1039 01:11:42,423 --> 01:11:44,424 Screwing Ginevra ? What do you mean ? 1040 01:11:45,092 --> 01:11:47,427 Who were those fucking earrings for then ? 1041 01:11:56,603 --> 01:11:58,354 Answer it. 1042 01:11:59,106 --> 01:12:02,358 - It's Marika, come on. - Talk to Marika. 1043 01:12:04,111 --> 01:12:06,237 It's a work thing... 1044 01:12:07,489 --> 01:12:09,615 Bianca, give me that phone. 1045 01:12:13,203 --> 01:12:14,620 Give me that phone. 1046 01:12:14,830 --> 01:12:17,623 Give me that fucking phone ! 1047 01:12:20,502 --> 01:12:24,630 Hello, sweetie ? Sorry for calling so late, Cosimo... 1048 01:12:24,757 --> 01:12:28,760 l panicked. l did the test and there are two lines on it. 1049 01:12:28,844 --> 01:12:33,639 l think it's positive. l think l'm pregnant. Am l ? 1050 01:12:33,766 --> 01:12:36,851 Am l pregnant ? l can't tell, do two lines mean positive ? 1051 01:12:36,977 --> 01:12:40,646 Cosimo, can you hear me ? Are you there ? 1052 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:43,524 Can you hear me, sweetie ? 1053 01:12:57,664 --> 01:12:59,415 Fuck ! 1054 01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:07,632 Bianca ! 1055 01:13:12,554 --> 01:13:14,180 Bianca. 1056 01:13:18,060 --> 01:13:20,937 Open this door. Open it, please ! 1057 01:13:38,038 --> 01:13:40,081 You're disgusting. 1058 01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:02,061 Eva ! 1059 01:14:22,499 --> 01:14:24,000 What's wrong ? 1060 01:14:24,376 --> 01:14:25,877 Nothing. 1061 01:14:27,588 --> 01:14:30,006 - Are you sure ? - Yes. 1062 01:14:48,650 --> 01:14:51,027 What the... 1063 01:14:51,111 --> 01:14:53,029 What the fuck ! 1064 01:14:54,907 --> 01:15:00,036 We've onlyjust gotten married, we screw every day, we're happy... 1065 01:15:00,412 --> 01:15:02,538 Will you tell me why ? 1066 01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:06,501 I don't know. Bianca, I really don't know. 1067 01:15:08,754 --> 01:15:11,547 I didn't even want to get married. 1068 01:15:11,757 --> 01:15:16,761 I never believed in marriage. Marriage makes me sad and anxious. 1069 01:15:17,638 --> 01:15:19,931 I didn't want a child, either. 1070 01:15:20,557 --> 01:15:24,060 What do I know about bringing kids up ? 1071 01:15:25,896 --> 01:15:28,064 I just wanted to be free. 1072 01:15:29,816 --> 01:15:32,944 Then that asshole came along and turned my life upside-down. 1073 01:15:33,153 --> 01:15:37,573 He made me believe we could be happy and I trusted him, but... 1074 01:15:39,076 --> 01:15:41,702 How the fuck does Marika fit in with this ? 1075 01:15:45,082 --> 01:15:48,084 - How the fuck does she fit in ? - Go away ! 1076 01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:50,211 - Don't open it. - Go away ! 1077 01:15:51,171 --> 01:15:53,214 Carlotta, it's me, open the door. 1078 01:15:55,926 --> 01:15:57,718 Will you open the door ? 1079 01:16:22,119 --> 01:16:24,579 It doesn't mean anything, you know. 1080 01:16:25,247 --> 01:16:27,623 He's just a guy on Facebook. 1081 01:16:27,749 --> 01:16:30,585 Look at me ! I don't even know him. 1082 01:16:31,878 --> 01:16:34,755 A guy you don't know asks ifyou're wearing panties ? 1083 01:16:34,965 --> 01:16:38,884 It's a game. But we've never met. We just write to each other. 1084 01:16:40,846 --> 01:16:42,597 - Call him. - What ? 1085 01:16:42,848 --> 01:16:44,015 Call him ! 1086 01:16:44,266 --> 01:16:47,768 I can't, I've never spoken to him. He's got a family. 1087 01:16:48,145 --> 01:16:51,606 - Really ? You have a family too. - Come on... 1088 01:16:51,773 --> 01:16:53,733 - Call him ! - We only write... 1089 01:16:53,900 --> 01:16:56,611 - If it's a game, call him. - Please, don't call him ! 1090 01:16:56,778 --> 01:17:00,781 - What would I say to him ? - Let's see how well you know him. 1091 01:17:03,660 --> 01:17:05,161 Play the game. 1092 01:17:19,801 --> 01:17:22,637 Hello ? Carlotta, is that you ? 1093 01:17:22,804 --> 01:17:24,055 Hi. 1094 01:17:24,264 --> 01:17:27,933 - Sorry, was l wrong to write tonight ? - No, it's okay. 1095 01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:31,187 What a surprise ! How come you're calling ? 1096 01:17:31,938 --> 01:17:35,024 - I was curious to hear your voice. - l'm glad you did. 1097 01:17:36,401 --> 01:17:38,694 I'd like to meet up too. 1098 01:17:40,197 --> 01:17:42,782 But we agreed not to. 1099 01:17:42,908 --> 01:17:45,660 Or rather, you didn't want to. 1100 01:17:45,827 --> 01:17:48,329 You're right, yes. I did say that. 1101 01:17:48,705 --> 01:17:53,959 lf you've changed your mind, we could meet, l'd like to. 1102 01:17:54,169 --> 01:17:56,671 - Sorry, I have to go now. - Carlotta, wait. 1103 01:17:57,214 --> 01:17:59,924 - What ? - You've got a nice voice. 1104 01:18:00,050 --> 01:18:03,052 - lt's not how l imagined it. - Bye. 1105 01:18:04,846 --> 01:18:06,555 You see... 1106 01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:10,851 Are you wearing panties or not ? 1107 01:18:11,853 --> 01:18:13,562 Just curious. 1108 01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:20,111 We're all very curious, we'd like to know. 1109 01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:26,075 - Are you ? - Stop it. 1110 01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:29,995 - It's an easy question, tell me. - Please, just stop it. 1111 01:18:30,205 --> 01:18:32,957 - Stop it, please ! - Let me see. 1112 01:18:33,083 --> 01:18:34,750 Stop it ! 1113 01:18:39,881 --> 01:18:43,008 - I'm going home. - Tell the kids about this too. 1114 01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:46,387 Tell them their mother doesn't wear panties. 1115 01:18:48,223 --> 01:18:52,226 All this fuss over panties ! Here you go. 1116 01:18:52,352 --> 01:18:54,478 - I'm not wearing any, happy ? - Hey... 1117 01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:57,356 - What are you doing ? - Leave me alone. 1118 01:18:57,733 --> 01:19:00,776 After what I've heard tonight, this is nothing. 1119 01:19:01,987 --> 01:19:06,115 I'll tell you a secret you won't find on my phone, or Lele's. 1120 01:19:06,283 --> 01:19:08,409 - Don't do this. - Quiet, let me finish. 1121 01:19:08,785 --> 01:19:11,036 I was driving that night, not Lele. 1122 01:19:11,163 --> 01:19:16,292 He took the blame but I was driving. I was drunk, I'd have ended up in jail. 1123 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:20,045 But what would we have done with the kids ? 1124 01:19:20,922 --> 01:19:24,759 We chose... what is it we always say ? 1125 01:19:24,885 --> 01:19:26,427 The lesser of two evils. 1126 01:19:27,304 --> 01:19:32,141 But a man died, I wouldn't call that the "lesser of two evils". 1127 01:19:36,438 --> 01:19:40,900 - Okay, that's enough now. - Enough what, Lele ? 1128 01:19:41,067 --> 01:19:44,945 You do realize we haven't discussed it since, like it never happened ? 1129 01:19:45,155 --> 01:19:48,449 The only thing that's kept us together was my guilt. 1130 01:19:48,784 --> 01:19:52,077 The guilt you've made me feel over the years. 1131 01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:58,959 Why haven't we split up ? 1132 01:20:05,091 --> 01:20:08,052 People should learn how to split up. 1133 01:20:16,937 --> 01:20:19,480 If only you'd told me you were a fag ! 1134 01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:22,233 It would've made things easier. 1135 01:20:35,372 --> 01:20:38,874 Actually, I'm the one who's the fag. 1136 01:20:52,138 --> 01:20:54,139 Fag ! 1137 01:20:55,475 --> 01:20:57,226 Did I say it right ? 1138 01:21:00,021 --> 01:21:03,524 When you say it, you always articulate it like this... fag ! 1139 01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:08,028 You pronounce it with two Fs and a nice hard G. 1140 01:21:08,488 --> 01:21:10,614 Did I say it right ? 1141 01:21:11,491 --> 01:21:13,993 Did I say it right, or not ? 1142 01:21:18,164 --> 01:21:22,167 - Not such a good idea, was it ? - I'd say not. 1143 01:21:23,545 --> 01:21:27,506 - Why didn't you tell us before ? - Why didn't I tell you before ? 1144 01:21:27,924 --> 01:21:30,426 Because I didn't know before. 1145 01:21:31,303 --> 01:21:35,431 - Then when I realized... - I'll tell you why he didn't tell us. 1146 01:21:37,058 --> 01:21:40,436 Because I was a fag for two hours, and that was long enough. 1147 01:21:42,397 --> 01:21:45,024 We're all open-minded here, right ? 1148 01:21:46,067 --> 01:21:49,153 We all like to have a fag for a friend. 1149 01:21:50,322 --> 01:21:52,573 And now we've got one too. 1150 01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:57,953 - And it seems we took it very well. - Fuck off ! 1151 01:21:58,079 --> 01:21:59,455 There, you see ? 1152 01:21:59,581 --> 01:22:04,084 You think they didn't renew my contract because I'd put weight on ? 1153 01:22:04,961 --> 01:22:07,171 - Was it because you're gay ? - Rocco, for God's sake. 1154 01:22:07,339 --> 01:22:09,214 Not gay ! It doesn't befit you. 1155 01:22:09,424 --> 01:22:13,344 Carry on saying "fag" ! It comes more naturally. 1156 01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:16,055 Peppe, why don't you sue the school ? 1157 01:22:16,681 --> 01:22:19,600 Sue them ? I can't even tell you I'm gay... 1158 01:22:19,976 --> 01:22:23,938 never mind a court of people, a judge, the lawyers... 1159 01:22:25,357 --> 01:22:27,483 my relatives... 1160 01:22:30,445 --> 01:22:34,990 I liked this game, it was a bit like the story ofthe serial killer, 1161 01:22:35,116 --> 01:22:38,243 I wanted to be unmasked too. 1162 01:22:38,495 --> 01:22:40,204 But not like this though. 1163 01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:50,589 At least you can introduce us to Lucio now. 1164 01:22:51,216 --> 01:22:53,634 I really don't think so, Rocco. 1165 01:22:54,594 --> 01:22:56,637 Because tonight... 1166 01:22:57,389 --> 01:22:59,974 you're the ones who came out, not me. 1167 01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:05,270 No... 1168 01:23:06,147 --> 01:23:08,023 I won't introduce you. 1169 01:23:08,233 --> 01:23:11,527 Not because I'm scared ofyour wisecracks, 1170 01:23:11,653 --> 01:23:14,363 I've heard enough of those. 1171 01:23:14,990 --> 01:23:19,493 But because I know he'd be hurt at the first weird glance. 1172 01:23:20,036 --> 01:23:23,247 And I don't want him to be hurt, I want to protect him. 1173 01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:27,501 Because ifyou love someone, you protect them, from everything. 1174 01:23:29,671 --> 01:23:30,921 From this... 1175 01:23:35,427 --> 01:23:37,553 and all this. 1176 01:23:57,032 --> 01:24:00,951 Bianca. Come on, open this door. 1177 01:24:03,163 --> 01:24:05,205 That's enough, open this door. 1178 01:24:06,958 --> 01:24:09,460 She's locked herself in. 1179 01:24:09,919 --> 01:24:11,420 Bianca ! 1180 01:24:14,966 --> 01:24:16,425 Open the door ! 1181 01:24:16,593 --> 01:24:19,720 - Get her out of there ! - How ? 1182 01:24:19,846 --> 01:24:21,930 - Break it down ! - Let's try. 1183 01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:26,435 - Break the door down. - Bianca ! 1184 01:24:27,479 --> 01:24:29,980 - Open this door ! - Get out of the way ! 1185 01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:01,011 Your mother called. 1186 01:25:01,137 --> 01:25:03,597 I told her you're going to be a father. 1187 01:25:03,890 --> 01:25:07,726 She was very happy. She congratulated me. 1188 01:25:22,033 --> 01:25:25,119 You're right not to introduce Lucio to them. Keep him to yourself. 1189 01:25:49,310 --> 01:25:51,061 Go on. 1190 01:25:51,646 --> 01:25:52,938 Go, go on ! 1191 01:27:22,111 --> 01:27:24,029 Look how beautiful it is ! 1192 01:27:25,531 --> 01:27:27,366 It's full again. 1193 01:27:27,909 --> 01:27:29,618 It's amazing ! 1194 01:27:32,664 --> 01:27:35,916 That's enough ! You're always at it ! 1195 01:27:36,042 --> 01:27:39,169 - Hurry up, darling, it's cold. - I'm on my way. 1196 01:27:39,295 --> 01:27:40,796 Bye, Peppe. 1197 01:27:41,005 --> 01:27:43,257 - Bye, Lele. - I'll call you. 1198 01:27:46,803 --> 01:27:49,179 Are we on for soccer tomorrow ? 1199 01:27:50,056 --> 01:27:53,267 - I haven't heard from anyone. - It's probably been called off. 1200 01:27:53,393 --> 01:27:56,311 - Call me if there's a game. - Of course. 1201 01:27:56,938 --> 01:27:58,689 - Come on ! - I'm coming. 1202 01:27:58,940 --> 01:28:03,068 Peppe, next time we want to meet Lucilla. 1203 01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:06,280 Okay, as soon as she's feeling better. Bye, good night. 1204 01:28:07,323 --> 01:28:11,827 - Why didn't you want to play the game ? - I didn't like the idea. 1205 01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:16,415 No, you insisted on not playing. Got something to hide ? 1206 01:28:19,335 --> 01:28:20,585 No. 1207 01:28:20,795 --> 01:28:22,713 Why then ? 1208 01:28:23,715 --> 01:28:26,925 Because we're breakable... all of us, 1209 01:28:27,802 --> 01:28:29,177 some more than others. 1210 01:28:36,227 --> 01:28:41,732 You're right, this has become our black box, it's got everything inside. 1211 01:28:41,858 --> 01:28:43,317 Perhaps too much. 1212 01:28:44,193 --> 01:28:46,486 And it's wrong to play around with it. 1213 01:28:51,492 --> 01:28:54,369 But I have nothing to hide. 1214 01:28:54,996 --> 01:28:57,247 You can do whatever you want with it. 1215 01:28:59,250 --> 01:29:02,377 You can take a look. There's no passcode. 1216 01:29:04,756 --> 01:29:07,341 Nice earrings, are they new ? 1217 01:29:08,718 --> 01:29:10,010 Yes. 1218 01:29:18,227 --> 01:29:20,103 Marika: Call me, it's urgent ! 1219 01:29:20,271 --> 01:29:22,731 Eva: I wanted you so bad tonight... 1220 01:29:24,025 --> 01:29:26,109 - Who are you texting ? - Eva and Rocco. 1221 01:29:26,277 --> 01:29:29,029 - To thank them for tonight. - Good. 1222 01:29:29,781 --> 01:29:33,158 - We had a good time, right ? - Yes. 1223 01:29:33,368 --> 01:29:36,036 "That makes two of us" 1224 01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:44,795 - It's Marika, what a pain ! - For a shift change, don't answer it. 1225 01:29:44,921 --> 01:29:47,130 I'm not going to. 1226 01:29:48,007 --> 01:29:50,550 Listen... no more biodynamic wine. 1227 01:29:51,928 --> 01:29:54,304 I bought six bottles of it. 1228 01:29:55,056 --> 01:29:56,181 Figures ! 1229 01:31:03,749 --> 01:31:09,004 PERFECT STRANGERS