1 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,640 (BIRDS TWITTERING) 2 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:30,700 - Original SUB by FrancisSubs. - Colored HI and improvements by GoldBerg_44 3 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,460 WOMAN: Do you think I look like I'm from Sacramento? 4 00:00:35,420 --> 00:00:37,580 You are from Sacramento. 5 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:40,170 You don't have to do that. 6 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:43,460 Well, it's nice to make things neat and clean. 7 00:00:47,550 --> 00:00:49,220 - You ready to go home? - Ready. 8 00:00:50,390 --> 00:00:53,560 (MAN ON RADIO) Her hand moved behind his head and supported it. 9 00:00:54,890 --> 00:00:57,270 Her fingers moved gently in his hair. 10 00:00:58,770 --> 00:01:00,940 She looked up and across the barn, 11 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:09,870 and her lips came together and smiled mysteriously. 12 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:11,490 (MAN #2 ON RADIO) You've been listening to... 13 00:01:11,490 --> 00:01:12,930 - (EXHALES) - ...The Grapes of Wrath, 14 00:01:13,370 --> 00:01:15,460 - by John Steinbeck. If you... - (RADIO OFF) 15 00:01:15,830 --> 00:01:18,500 (SNIFFLING) 16 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,880 WOMAN: Our college trip took 21 hours and five minutes. 17 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,170 (BOTH LAUGH) 18 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,180 - (LAUGHS) - (RADIO ON) 19 00:01:28,180 --> 00:01:31,470 Hey, wait. Let's just sit with what we heard. 20 00:01:33,390 --> 00:01:35,640 - Are you serious? - Well, we don't have to constantly 21 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,360 be entertaining ourselves, do we? (SNIFFLES) 22 00:01:42,990 --> 00:01:45,780 (SIGHS) 23 00:01:45,780 --> 00:01:47,820 I wish I could live through something. 24 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:50,870 - Aren't you? - Nope. 25 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:56,000 The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a palindrome. 26 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,170 Okay, fine. Well, yours is the worst life of all, so you win. 27 00:01:59,170 --> 00:02:00,790 - Oh, so now you're mad... - No, it's just... 28 00:02:00,790 --> 00:02:02,130 - because I wanted to listen to music? - You're being ridiculous, 29 00:02:02,130 --> 00:02:04,460 - because you have a great life. - I'm sorry I'm not perfect. 30 00:02:04,470 --> 00:02:07,170 No one's asking you to be perfect. Just considerate would do. 31 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:09,590 I don't even want to go to school in this state anyway. 32 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,760 I hate California. I want to go to the East Coast. 33 00:02:12,770 --> 00:02:15,600 Your dad and I will barely be able to afford in-state tuition. 34 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,890 - There are loans, scholarships. - Your very smart brother... 35 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:20,810 - he can't even find a job. - He and Shelly work. They have jobs. 36 00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:23,020 They bag at the grocery store. That is not a career. 37 00:02:23,030 --> 00:02:24,940 - And they went to Berkeley. - (SIGHS) 38 00:02:24,950 --> 00:02:27,240 Your father's company is laying off people right and left. 39 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:28,820 Did you even know that? No, of course you don't, 40 00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:34,950 because you don't think about anybody but yourself. 41 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,370 And Immaculate Heart is already a luxury. 42 00:02:37,370 --> 00:02:39,160 Immaculate Fart. You wanted that, not me. 43 00:02:39,170 --> 00:02:42,670 Miguel saw someone knifed in front of him at Sac High. 44 00:02:42,670 --> 00:02:45,000 Is that what you want? So, you're telling me 45 00:02:45,010 --> 00:02:47,630 that you want to see somebody knifed right in front of you? 46 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:50,680 He barely saw that. I wanna go where culture is, 47 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,100 - like New York, or at least Connecticut... - How in the world 48 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:53,470 did I raise such a snob? 49 00:02:53,470 --> 00:02:55,100 ...or New Hampshire, where writers live in the woods. 50 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:56,810 You couldn't get into those schools, anyway. 51 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,640 - Mom! - You can't even pass your driver's test. 52 00:02:58,650 --> 00:03:00,400 Because you wouldn't let me practice enough! 53 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,940 The way that you work... or the way that you don't work... 54 00:03:02,940 --> 00:03:05,030 you're not even worth state tuition, Christine. 55 00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:07,820 - My name is Lady Bird. - Well, actually, it's not, 56 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:08,990 - and it's ridiculous... - Call me Lady Bird, 57 00:03:08,990 --> 00:03:10,870 - because your name is Christine. - Like you said you would. 58 00:03:10,870 --> 00:03:13,120 You should just go to city college. You know, with your work ethic, 59 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,240 just go to city college, and then to jail, and then back to city college, 60 00:03:16,250 --> 00:03:20,250 and then maybe you'd learn to pull yourself up and not expect everybody to... 61 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:22,080 - (SCREAMS) - MAN: In the name of the Father, 62 00:03:22,090 --> 00:03:24,420 and the Son, and the Holy Spirit. 63 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:25,710 STUDENTS: Amen. 64 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:28,590 - MAN: Let the Lord be with you. - And also with you. 65 00:03:29,180 --> 00:03:32,180 I want to welcome all of you back to the start of the new school year, 66 00:03:32,180 --> 00:03:35,100 all the Xavier boys and Immaculate Heart girls. 67 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:37,930 TEACHER, STUDENTS: Hail Mary, full of grace. 68 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:40,060 The Lord is with thee. 69 00:03:40,060 --> 00:03:42,480 Blessed art thou amongst women... 70 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,570 Glory to you, O Lord. 71 00:03:44,570 --> 00:03:47,650 TEACHER, STUDENTS: I pledge allegiance to the Flag 72 00:03:47,650 --> 00:03:50,240 of the United States of America, 73 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,870 and to the Republic for which it stands, 74 00:03:52,870 --> 00:03:57,580 one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. 75 00:03:57,580 --> 00:04:01,580 A vote for Amanda is a vote for boys, boys and healthy vending machines, 76 00:04:01,590 --> 00:04:04,040 because no one wants a muffin with that many calories. 77 00:04:04,050 --> 00:04:05,340 Whoo! 78 00:04:06,670 --> 00:04:10,130 Do not ask me, "Mr. Bruno, is this gonna be on the finals," 79 00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:11,800 or, "Mr. Bruno, is this gonna be on the midterm?" 80 00:04:11,810 --> 00:04:14,510 Because I'm not gonna tell you. That is none of your business. 81 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,350 - (LAUGHS) - Those aren't the rules. This is my house. 82 00:04:16,350 --> 00:04:19,850 (SIGHS) "A reading from a letter of St. John." 83 00:04:20,230 --> 00:04:23,190 MAN: We're afraid that we will never escape our past, 84 00:04:23,860 --> 00:04:26,690 and we're afraid of what the future will bring. 85 00:04:26,690 --> 00:04:30,070 We're afraid that we will not get into the college of our choice. 86 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,990 We're afraid we won't be loved, 87 00:04:32,990 --> 00:04:36,040 we won't be liked, we won't succeed. 88 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,210 TEACHER: Here are the classics... St. Augustine, of course, 89 00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:41,750 Aquinas, my favorite, Kierkegaard... 90 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:45,290 Oh, wait until you hear his love story. 91 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:49,050 It will make you swoon. 92 00:04:49,050 --> 00:04:52,300 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 93 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:55,050 MAN: And the coming of our Savior, Jesus Christ. 94 00:04:55,060 --> 00:05:00,230 STUDENTS: For the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours, now and forever. 95 00:05:00,230 --> 00:05:01,810 Amen. 96 00:05:01,810 --> 00:05:05,110 TEACHER: Some of the students were disturbed by your posters. 97 00:05:05,110 --> 00:05:10,070 LADY BIRD: It's just a bird head on a lady body, or vice versa. 98 00:05:10,070 --> 00:05:11,740 I think it's a little upsetting. 99 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:13,950 It's my tradition to run for office. 100 00:05:13,950 --> 00:05:15,830 Don't worry. I won't win. 101 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:17,950 That's not what I'm worried about. 102 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,750 This won't mess with my scholarship, will it? 103 00:05:20,750 --> 00:05:22,710 No. You're okay there. 104 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:27,090 You have a performative streak, I think. 105 00:05:27,090 --> 00:05:29,340 Yeah, I think that too. 106 00:05:29,340 --> 00:05:31,430 Maybe you would enjoy theater arts. 107 00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:34,470 They're having auditions for the fall musical. 108 00:05:34,470 --> 00:05:36,100 Do we have that here? 109 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:38,270 It's a collaborative effort with the men at Xavier. 110 00:05:38,270 --> 00:05:40,640 How am I a senior and not know we have that? 111 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:44,020 Perhaps you haven't always been an active part of this community. 112 00:05:45,530 --> 00:05:50,490 They do a fall musical and a spring play, and from what I hear, it's a real blast. 113 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,780 What I'd really like is to be on Math Olympiad. 114 00:05:53,780 --> 00:05:56,120 But math isn't something you're terribly strong in. 115 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,410 That we know of yet. 116 00:05:59,410 --> 00:06:00,960 (BELL RINGING) 117 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:05,340 - There you go. - Thanks. 118 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:08,590 LADY BIRD: "Julie" doesn't need to be in quotes. 119 00:06:09,090 --> 00:06:11,390 - But it's not my real name. - It's not the same thing. 120 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:17,350 I'm not sure you're right. 121 00:06:17,350 --> 00:06:19,310 (JULIE LAUGHS, MUTTERS) 122 00:06:20,770 --> 00:06:22,100 I love this neighborhood. 123 00:06:23,020 --> 00:06:24,400 Yeah, it's so beautiful. 124 00:06:26,110 --> 00:06:28,150 JULIE: If I lived here, I would definitely have my wedding 125 00:06:28,150 --> 00:06:29,860 in the backyard. 126 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:33,240 I'd have friends over all the time to study and eat snacks. 127 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:37,620 I'd be like, "Mom, we're taking the snacks upstairs to the TV room." 128 00:06:38,410 --> 00:06:40,040 I'd have my own bathroom. 129 00:06:40,540 --> 00:06:41,670 (SIGHS) 130 00:06:41,670 --> 00:06:43,620 I can't stop you dicks from hanging out here, 131 00:06:43,630 --> 00:06:45,330 but quit wrinkling all the magazines! 132 00:06:45,340 --> 00:06:47,250 LADY BIRD: When I'm in this store, I'm not your sister. 133 00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:49,920 I'm a customer, Miguel. I'm always right. 134 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:53,720 Ever since she moved in, your brother and Shelly are becoming the same person. 135 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,010 No way. 136 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:59,100 Yeah, okay. Maybe. 137 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:01,180 JULIE: See, why don't I look like that? 138 00:07:01,190 --> 00:07:04,100 Yeah. Just once, I'd like to have the song "New York Groove" playing 139 00:07:04,110 --> 00:07:05,730 and feel like it really applies to my life. 140 00:07:05,730 --> 00:07:07,110 You've never even been to New York. 141 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:09,690 That's why I'm applying to New York colleges. 142 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:12,320 Do you know if Sarah Lawrence is actually in the city? 143 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:15,660 - Your parents would pay for that? - Scholarships, financial aid... 144 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:19,790 I'll figure it out. My mom thinks I can't get in, but she is sorely mistaken. 145 00:07:20,170 --> 00:07:22,250 - What about terrorism? - Don't be a Republican. 146 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:25,500 - Probably just gonna go to city college. - (PAGES RUSTLING) 147 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:28,170 - Put the magazine back! - (BOTH SNICKERING) 148 00:07:28,170 --> 00:07:30,340 Shit! (HUFFS) 149 00:07:30,340 --> 00:07:33,800 - You doing okay, mama? - Oh, yeah, that was terrifying, wasn't it? 150 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:37,140 Thank God you were there. So I guess we can't have pencils anymore. 151 00:07:37,140 --> 00:07:39,770 Yeah, just gotta go back to quill tipped markers. Crayola. 152 00:07:39,770 --> 00:07:42,690 Right. Thank you. It's for you. I got it for the baby. 153 00:07:42,690 --> 00:07:45,230 - I couldn't resist it. (LAUGHING) - She loves pink. 154 00:07:45,230 --> 00:07:47,360 It's more for you and Andrea than it is for the baby. 155 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,110 I'm sorry I didn't have time to wrap it. 156 00:07:49,110 --> 00:07:51,320 - No, it's perfect. - Okay. Good. 157 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,950 I'll see you tomorrow. Or, I mean, later. 158 00:07:53,950 --> 00:07:55,570 - Thank you. - Okay. 159 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:58,450 (EASY LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING) 160 00:07:58,450 --> 00:08:00,700 ♪ It's hard to think ♪ 161 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:03,120 ♪ This eve of parting ♪ 162 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:07,670 ♪ Turns to sand of summer gone ♪ 163 00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:14,380 ♪ When both our minds are warped with parting ♪ 164 00:08:14,390 --> 00:08:18,270 ♪ Break the thought of nights alone ♪ 165 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,600 ♪ Maybe I should... ♪ 166 00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:27,940 MAN: Did you know toothpaste is basically ineffective. 167 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:32,150 - It's like sucking on a mint. - Mike Kelly died. 168 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,280 - I didn't even know he was sick again. - (SPITS) 169 00:08:34,660 --> 00:08:35,660 How old was he? 170 00:08:36,490 --> 00:08:37,870 - Only 56. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 171 00:08:37,870 --> 00:08:40,160 - MIGUEL: Can Shelly and I get in there? - In a minute, honey. 172 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,580 - Dad and I are still in here. - That's too young. 173 00:08:42,580 --> 00:08:45,540 - Lady Bird, you better be dressed. - I am dressed. 174 00:08:45,540 --> 00:08:47,880 Yeah. I'm gonna send them a note. 175 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:53,050 Do you think that Shelly and Miguel have sex on the pullout couch? 176 00:08:53,050 --> 00:08:54,510 Oh, yeah. 177 00:08:54,510 --> 00:08:56,260 (BOTH LAUGHING) 178 00:08:57,560 --> 00:09:00,520 - Why can't I just make the eggs? - Because you take too long, 179 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,770 you make a big mess, and I have to clean the whole thing up. 180 00:09:02,770 --> 00:09:04,230 Eggs aren't good for the environment anyways. 181 00:09:04,230 --> 00:09:05,480 - LADY BIRD: What? - You heard her. 182 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:06,770 Eat quickly, please. 183 00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:09,820 Look at all these pictures. Every newspaper looks like USA Today. 184 00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:12,530 Shelly and I are trying to be vegan, hence the soy milk. 185 00:09:12,530 --> 00:09:13,700 You wear leather jackets. 186 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:15,450 But they're vintage, so they don't support the industry. 187 00:09:15,450 --> 00:09:17,120 They aren't done. There's white stuff. 188 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,410 You know how much you love Brambles? 189 00:09:18,410 --> 00:09:19,580 Pigs are smarter than him even. 190 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:21,870 I never thought Brambles was a genius, okay? 191 00:09:21,870 --> 00:09:24,710 - Mom, the eggs are not done. - Fine. Make your own fucking eggs. 192 00:09:24,710 --> 00:09:26,710 I wanted to. You won't let me. 193 00:09:26,710 --> 00:09:28,460 - Your sister doesn't like me. - LADY BIRD: I'm hungry! 194 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:31,460 - She does. - MOM: You had your chance. Going to bed. 195 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:33,680 - ("HAND IN MY POCKET" PLAYING) - (BARKS) 196 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,930 LADY BIRD: Did you know that Alanis Morissette 197 00:09:35,930 --> 00:09:38,220 wrote this song in only ten minutes? 198 00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:40,720 - I believe it. - (CHUCKLES) 199 00:09:40,730 --> 00:09:45,350 So, I'm applying to a couple East Coast schools. 200 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:48,610 I need you to help me with the financial aid applications, but Mom can't know. 201 00:09:48,610 --> 00:09:51,690 We... Aren't they quite expensive? 202 00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:54,610 First, yes. That's why financial aid. 203 00:09:54,610 --> 00:09:56,530 Second, I have to get in first. 204 00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:58,530 Mom won't be happy about it. 205 00:09:58,530 --> 00:10:01,250 Which is why I don't want to fight about it before I have to. 206 00:10:02,410 --> 00:10:04,410 - Just pull over here. - Are you sure? 207 00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:07,540 - I can drive you to the front. - No. This is fine. I like to walk. 208 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:08,670 (SETS PARKING BRAKE) 209 00:10:08,670 --> 00:10:10,960 Well, I love you. 210 00:10:10,970 --> 00:10:13,420 So, what do you think about college? 211 00:10:13,430 --> 00:10:15,930 - See what I can do. - Thanks, Dad. 212 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:18,180 I love you too. Have a good day at work. 213 00:10:18,930 --> 00:10:23,100 Hey, I'm like Keith Richards. I'm just happy to be anywhere. 214 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:28,310 ♪ And what it all comes down to ♪ 215 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,570 ♪ Is that I haven't got it all Figured out just yet ♪ 216 00:10:30,570 --> 00:10:31,730 - (HORN HONKS) - Hey, bitch. 217 00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:34,070 - Hey. - All right, girls. 218 00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:36,360 - Hope you like pickles. - Thanks, Uncle Matt. 219 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:39,410 - Sweet. - He's not your uncle. 220 00:10:39,410 --> 00:10:41,490 Just something I'm trying out. Bye, Mom. 221 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,450 - Bye. - Love you. 222 00:10:42,460 --> 00:10:43,620 Bye. I love you. 223 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:46,080 - Your mom really likes you. - Yeah. 224 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,960 - I just keep getting fatter. - Me too. 225 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:51,960 - Matt's awesome. - Yeah. 226 00:10:51,970 --> 00:10:54,260 I hope he marries my mom. That would be so nice. 227 00:10:54,890 --> 00:10:56,640 He promised me his old car when I turn 18. 228 00:10:57,390 --> 00:11:00,100 LADY BIRD: Ugh! That car should be illegal. 229 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:02,520 Jenna Walton's not doing any off-roading. 230 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,140 She just goes to Pavilions. 231 00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:07,520 I heard Jenna Walton has a tanning bed in her house. 232 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,610 LADY BIRD: She is so pretty. 233 00:11:09,610 --> 00:11:11,860 JULIE: Her skin is luminous. 234 00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:13,700 Maybe we should try tanning. 235 00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:17,320 Yeah. 236 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:20,200 - (LAUGHTER) - LADY BIRD: ...in the tub... 237 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:23,500 I scoot myself under, just like now, like this, 238 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:26,460 and then the water just... whoop. 239 00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:30,460 - (LAUGHING) - (CHUCKLES) Schwoop. 240 00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:31,920 Ooh, you're so gross! 241 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,300 I think I figured it out when I was, like, three or something. 242 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,930 I take the showerhead... (LAUGHING) 243 00:11:39,930 --> 00:11:41,350 (CHUCKLING) Oh, my God... 244 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:43,350 (MUTTERING, LAUGHING) Embarrassing, I use that. 245 00:11:44,690 --> 00:11:46,520 I don't know if mine is the right kind though. 246 00:11:47,650 --> 00:11:49,980 Maybe it's different when you actually have a penis in there. 247 00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:51,980 Like, it's more intense. (CHUCKLING) 248 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:54,740 - Mine was pretty intense, I think. - (LAUGHING) 249 00:11:54,740 --> 00:11:56,950 You're not supposed to eat the wafers. 250 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,320 They're not consecrated. 251 00:11:59,330 --> 00:12:01,080 (SIGHS) 252 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,160 (BOTH LAUGHING) 253 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:09,750 - Being alive - (PIANO PLAYING) 254 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,750 - (APPLAUSE) - MAN: Okay. Christine. 255 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,420 - Lady Bird. - Is that your given name? 256 00:12:14,430 --> 00:12:17,090 - Yeah. - Why is it in quotes? 257 00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:20,050 Well, I gave it to myself. It's given to me, by me. 258 00:12:20,060 --> 00:12:22,970 Okay. Take it away, Lady Bird. 259 00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:25,270 Everybody says don't, everybody says don't 260 00:12:25,270 --> 00:12:27,600 Everybody says don't, it isn't right 261 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,310 Don't, it isn't nice 262 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,070 Everybody says don't, everybody says don't 263 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:33,980 Everybody says don't walk on the grass 264 00:12:33,990 --> 00:12:37,740 - (PIANO PLAYING) - Rolling along 265 00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:40,830 Rolling along 266 00:12:40,830 --> 00:12:44,750 Make me a channel of your peace 267 00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:49,710 Where there is despair in life Let me bring hope 268 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:54,880 Where there is darkness, only light 269 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:59,930 And where there's sadness, ever joy 270 00:12:59,930 --> 00:13:01,470 (PIANO PLAYING) 271 00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:04,480 There are giants in the sky 272 00:13:05,730 --> 00:13:10,190 There are big, tall, terrible giants in the sky 273 00:13:12,780 --> 00:13:14,740 When you're way up high And you look below 274 00:13:14,740 --> 00:13:16,530 At the world you left And the things you know 275 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,490 Little more than a glance Is enough to show you 276 00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:19,990 Just how small you are 277 00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:23,500 MOM: I see light on in your room. Go to bed. 278 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,920 - Congratulations. - You too. We both got in. 279 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,710 (SIGHS) Everyone who auditioned got in. 280 00:13:29,710 --> 00:13:32,170 The part I got was basically not getting in. 281 00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:34,500 I don't even know how I got cast in my part. 282 00:13:34,510 --> 00:13:37,720 Me neither. I was the one who had a dress and prepared a song. 283 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,090 - I know. - Now you're gonna be all romantic 284 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,180 with Danny on stage. 285 00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:43,850 It's probably my only shot at that, you know? 286 00:13:43,850 --> 00:13:46,730 - Do you have a pen? - Yeah. 287 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:04,200 - Mom. - We don't need to buy that. 288 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:07,000 It's only three dollars. I'm having a hard week. 289 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,370 Well, if you wanna read it, we can go down to the public library. 290 00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:11,790 - I wanna read it in bed. - That's something that rich people do. 291 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:12,880 We're not rich people. 292 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,550 Stop. 293 00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:19,800 Stop it. Stop it. 294 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,350 (CHILD FUSSING) 295 00:14:22,350 --> 00:14:23,600 Listen, stop. 296 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,760 Hey. 297 00:14:24,770 --> 00:14:25,930 Hi. 298 00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:28,190 Come here often? 299 00:14:28,190 --> 00:14:29,440 Excuse me? 300 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,900 I'm Lady Bird. We're gonna be in the musical together. 301 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:35,190 Oh, yeah. I remember you. You were wearing that dress. 302 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:38,030 Well, I just wanted to say, "What's up," and I'll see you in rehearsal. 303 00:14:38,030 --> 00:14:40,910 Thanks. I'm super excited. You... You live in the neighborhood? 304 00:14:40,910 --> 00:14:43,620 No. I'm from the wrong side of the tracks. 305 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:46,370 - Wh-What? - Is that your family? 306 00:14:46,370 --> 00:14:47,370 Yeah. 307 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,750 Wow. There's so many of you. 308 00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:52,750 Irish Catholic. It's hard to find a girl to date that's not my cousin. 309 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:56,720 Well, okay. You're gonna make a great Franklin. 310 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:00,390 Oh, thanks. I want my hair... or his hair... to be curly, though. 311 00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:01,800 - Yeah. - Like, um... 312 00:15:01,810 --> 00:15:03,550 Like Jim Morrison. Very '70s. 313 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,970 - Like Jim Morrison. Exactly. - Yeah. 314 00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:07,640 - WOMAN: Danny! - Oh, I gotta go. 315 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,860 - (CHILD FUSSING) - Bye. 316 00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:14,780 Who is Jim Morrison again? 317 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,740 He was in a rock band, moron. The Doors. 318 00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:18,990 - I knew that. - This is with your employee discount? 319 00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:21,160 Yeah. It's already included. 320 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,280 Oh, my... Okay. 321 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:24,990 - TEACHER: Ma. - STUDENTS: Ma. 322 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,200 - Mana. - Mana. 323 00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:28,910 - Manala. - Manala. 324 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:32,250 Because it's not important to be right. It's only important to be... 325 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,590 - STUDENTS: True. - Exactly! 326 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:35,710 - GIRL: Purple. - (EXCLAIMS) 327 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,460 - BOY: Two. - (STOMPS) 328 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,670 - Two. - (STOMPS) 329 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,890 Two. 330 00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:41,930 - (CLAPS) - (CLICKS TONGUE) 331 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,720 (LAUGHTER) 332 00:15:45,730 --> 00:15:48,850 Yesterday is done 333 00:15:48,850 --> 00:15:52,900 See the pretty countryside 334 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:56,190 To get our emotions going, we're going to play 335 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,240 first one to cry wins 336 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,780 Starting... now. 337 00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:04,200 I'm playing too. 338 00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:06,210 So is Miss Patty. 339 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:09,920 (SIGHS) 340 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,670 (PERSON SOFTLY CRYING) 341 00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:20,300 (SNIFFLES) 342 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,600 (CRYING CONTINUES) 343 00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:30,480 Oh... 344 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,440 (SNIFFLING) I'm sorry. 345 00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:34,770 I'm sorry. 346 00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:39,700 GIRL: I heard that before he became a priest, he was married, 347 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:43,120 and had a son named Etienne, who died at 17 of a drug overdose, 348 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,870 which maybe was a suicide. 349 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:47,830 But my mom says same difference, if you're that careless with your life. 350 00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:51,290 - (HORN HONKS) - Oh, that's her. Gotta go. 351 00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:52,710 - Bye, guys. - BOTH: Bye. 352 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,170 (CHUCKLES) 353 00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:59,300 Oh, I almost forgot. 354 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:04,010 I brought you these hot rollers... for your Jim Morrison hair. 355 00:17:04,010 --> 00:17:06,970 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 356 00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:09,810 - You'll have to show me how to use them. - It would be my pleasure. 357 00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:18,570 They look like sperms. 358 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:21,570 I ju... I just remembered, I had a dream about you. 359 00:17:21,570 --> 00:17:23,360 - Really? (LAUGHS) - Yeah. 360 00:17:23,370 --> 00:17:26,410 - What... What happened? - Um, we were... 361 00:17:26,410 --> 00:17:28,620 we were flying to Disneyland on a giant carrot. 362 00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,960 (LAUGHS) That's awesome. 363 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,380 - I love Disneyland. - Yeah. Me too. 364 00:17:33,380 --> 00:17:36,170 - I think it's kind of scary, but... - Mm. 365 00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:37,510 ...I also love it. 366 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:40,800 MR. BRUNO: So, everybody clear on applying rules of exponents? 367 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,220 You guys with me? Don't leave me hanging. 368 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:47,060 Give me a nod. That's good. Maybe even a verbal confirmation. 369 00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:47,930 Yes. 370 00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:50,020 Aha! Thank you. That's what I like to hear. 371 00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:53,400 All right. So I'm gonna be passing back your graded quizzes. 372 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,440 I urge you to find the problems where you went wrong and work them out. 373 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,570 Good job, Jules. 374 00:17:58,570 --> 00:18:01,650 I can tell from your work you even understood the ones you missed. 375 00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:03,240 (MUTTERS) 376 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,370 Suck a dick. 377 00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:11,410 I like "Jules." 378 00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:15,090 I just don't get why I'm not good at math. My dad is really good in math. 379 00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:17,340 Even Miguel has a math degree. 380 00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:20,090 Maybe it's your mom's fault. 381 00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:22,470 (CONTEMPORARY R&B PLAYING ♪) 382 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,940 - You lose! Point Julie! - No. Look. 383 00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,650 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 384 00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:35,570 - Wish me luck. - Luck. 385 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,030 Hey, wanna dance? 386 00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:45,240 Hell, yeah. 387 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:46,240 (CHUCKLES) 388 00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:53,920 - Six inches for the Holy Spirit. - (CHUCKLES) 389 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,440 - (HORN HONKING) - That's us. 390 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:15,150 - Oh, uh, no. My mom's coming. - No, she's not. 391 00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:17,070 - Yeah, she is. - The plan was to sleep over at my house. 392 00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:18,070 No. It's fine. 393 00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:20,400 Okay. Bye. 394 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,400 Bye. 395 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,200 - Hey, Matt. - (MUTTERS) 396 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,320 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 397 00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:29,540 - (ENGINE STARTS) - (CHUCKLES) 398 00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:32,000 (CAR DEPARTING) 399 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,540 Have you ever been out of the country? 400 00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:35,880 - When I was little. - Mm. 401 00:19:37,170 --> 00:19:40,630 My... My dad had a job that took him to Brazil. 402 00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:42,420 I remember from the pictures. 403 00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:44,470 - My dream to... - (STAMMERS) 404 00:19:44,470 --> 00:19:47,850 - Oh. Sorry. - No. No, you go. 405 00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:49,930 I've never been out of the country. 406 00:19:49,930 --> 00:19:52,680 It's, uh... It's my dream to go to Paris. 407 00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:55,230 Ohh. Paris. 408 00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:58,110 That's why I'm taking French. 409 00:19:58,110 --> 00:20:01,450 My mom said French wasn't useful. 410 00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:03,990 It is if you wanna go to Paris. (CHUCKLES) 411 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:09,040 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 412 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,960 I still don't know how to use those rollers that you gave me. 413 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,880 Oh... (CHUCKLES) Oh, it's so easy. 414 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:20,090 - Um, so, after they heat up... - Mm-hmm? 415 00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:23,470 ...you... you take your hair 416 00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:27,890 and you twist the hair like this, and... 417 00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:39,190 (PANTING) 418 00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:41,360 (SCREAMS) 419 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,030 Larry, how long will this hold us? 420 00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:47,950 - I don't know. - Well, somebody's gotta know. 421 00:20:47,950 --> 00:20:50,790 (CONVERSATION CONTINUES, FAINT) 422 00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:51,790 LARRY: I'm not sure. 423 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:54,670 MOM: What happens if somebody gets in an accident? 424 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,500 LARRY: Uh, the severance package expires all at once. 425 00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:00,210 - Not within the calendar year. - (DOOR CLOSES) 426 00:21:00,210 --> 00:21:02,920 - Is she home? - Maybe just leave it tonight. 427 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:05,720 No, she knows better. She can't sneak around like this. 428 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,220 - LARRY: Marion. - (DOOR OPENS) 429 00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,140 - You can't leave your room like this. - I didn't. 430 00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:10,760 None of these things were put away right. 431 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,980 - They aren't nice. Christine, now. - I put my clothes away. 432 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,350 - My name is Lady Bird. - Don't lie to me. 433 00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:17,110 This uniform... This is gonna look like trash on Monday. 434 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:20,400 This isn't right. We can't treat our clothes like this. 435 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,360 I don't know what your wealthy friends do... 436 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,660 Why do you care what I do to my clothes? 437 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,410 - Your father doesn't have a job. - (SIGHS) 438 00:21:30,410 --> 00:21:32,450 He lost his job. 439 00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:34,660 Do you need him to come in here and explain that to you? 440 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,540 Of course, he probably wouldn't anyway. He's Mr. Nice Guy, 441 00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:39,540 - and I always have to be the bad guy. - Can we please just talk... 442 00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:40,960 - It can't look like a rag, - ...about this tomorrow? 443 00:21:40,970 --> 00:21:42,550 Because that makes us look like rags. 444 00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:44,630 You wanna know the truth? Here's the truth. 445 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,840 Some of your friends' fathers could employ your father, 446 00:21:46,850 --> 00:21:50,180 and they're not gonna do it if it looks like his family is trash. 447 00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:58,180 You understand? 448 00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:03,070 Didn't you ever go to sleep without putting all your clothes away perfectly? 449 00:22:03,070 --> 00:22:04,320 Like even once? 450 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,660 And don't you wish your mom hadn't gotten angry? 451 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:15,790 My mother was an abusive alcoholic. 452 00:22:15,790 --> 00:22:19,880 So, I understand you're not interested in any Catholic colleges. 453 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,880 No way. 454 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,510 Sorry. But yes, no way. 455 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:27,510 Then you'll be applying to UCs and state schools. 456 00:22:27,510 --> 00:22:31,310 Yeah, but also those East Coast liberal arts schools like Yale, 457 00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:33,890 but not Yale, because I probably couldn't get in. 458 00:22:33,890 --> 00:22:35,560 (LAUGHING) 459 00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:39,280 You definitely couldn't get in. 460 00:22:40,490 --> 00:22:42,280 Part of my job is to help you be realistic. 461 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,320 Yeah. It seems like everyone's job. 462 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:47,410 Your SAT scores are strangely very good. 463 00:22:47,410 --> 00:22:52,120 I had placed some calls to local alumni of the schools you're interested in, 464 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,500 but unfortunately, all the interviews are taken. 465 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,420 (SIGHS) So what does that mean? 466 00:22:56,420 --> 00:23:00,210 It means you'll have to get in on how you look on paper. 467 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:06,930 Dreams don't die, so keep an eye on your dream 468 00:23:06,930 --> 00:23:09,930 And before you know where you are, there you are 469 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:17,930 All right. Stop, stop, stop. 470 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,570 DANNY: Should we go home? 471 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:26,320 LADY BIRD: My mom is always mad. 472 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,530 Doesn't matter if I get home late. She'll be mad at me anyway. 473 00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:33,370 - Your mom's hard on you. - Yeah, well, she loves me a lot. 474 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:37,880 Pick a star for us. 475 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,300 That one. Right there. 476 00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:45,840 Next to the bright one, and then the dim one. You see it? 477 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:46,840 Yeah. 478 00:23:48,350 --> 00:23:49,640 That's our star. 479 00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:55,020 You know... 480 00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:58,150 you can touch my boobs, right? 481 00:23:58,150 --> 00:24:02,240 I know. It's just that I respect you too much for that. 482 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,450 (CHUCKLES) Cool. Awesome. 483 00:24:06,450 --> 00:24:09,110 I totally get that. Thank you. 484 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,490 You're welcome. 485 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:13,500 If you had boobs, I wouldn't touch them either. 486 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,500 I respect you so much... 487 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:19,590 because I love you. 488 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,090 I love you too. 489 00:24:27,510 --> 00:24:31,390 - Let's name our star Claude. - That's pretentious, don't you think? 490 00:24:31,390 --> 00:24:36,020 It's French. What should we name it? 491 00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:38,270 Bruce. (CHUCKLES) 492 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,440 - I love you! - I love you. 493 00:24:43,490 --> 00:24:45,360 (SIGHS) 494 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:49,450 Bruce. 495 00:24:49,450 --> 00:24:52,370 It's normal to not touch a penis. 496 00:24:52,370 --> 00:24:54,080 I have to go to class. 497 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,210 - But I have free period. - I need to pass history. 498 00:24:56,210 --> 00:24:58,330 I think we're done with the learning portion of high school. 499 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,000 - I'm gonna go. - No. 500 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,540 - Mm-hmm. - I hate being alone. 501 00:25:01,550 --> 00:25:02,710 Bye! Love you! 502 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:41,710 Did Danny say whether his grandmother has a formal Thanksgiving? 503 00:25:41,710 --> 00:25:45,260 I don't know. There are a lot of kids, but she lives in the Fab 40s. 504 00:25:45,260 --> 00:25:48,130 Oh, well, your dad and I went to a dinner party once in that neighborhood. 505 00:25:48,140 --> 00:25:50,760 The CEO of ISC. That was pretty formal. 506 00:25:52,390 --> 00:25:54,140 You're not going to a funeral. 507 00:25:54,140 --> 00:25:57,270 Well, I don't know. What says "rich people Thanksgiving"? 508 00:25:57,270 --> 00:26:00,350 I just think it's such a shame that you're spending your last Thanksgiving 509 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,440 with a family you've never met instead of us, but... 510 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,530 I know. I guess you want it that way. 511 00:26:06,110 --> 00:26:08,320 - Are you tired? - No. 512 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:11,450 - Hey, Marion. - Hey, Joyce. Hey, how's the baby? 513 00:26:11,450 --> 00:26:14,330 - She's crawling. - No! I wanna see a picture at checkout. 514 00:26:14,330 --> 00:26:15,910 - Okay. - Okay. 515 00:26:15,910 --> 00:26:18,460 - 'Cause if you're tired, we can sit down. - I'm not tired. 516 00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:21,100 Oh, okay. I just couldn't tell because you were dragging your feet. 517 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,010 Well, I just couldn't tell. 518 00:26:24,010 --> 00:26:25,550 Why didn't you just say, "Pick up your feet"? 519 00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:26,550 I didn't know if you were tired. 520 00:26:26,550 --> 00:26:28,970 - You were being passive-aggressive. - No, I wasn't. 521 00:26:28,970 --> 00:26:30,640 - You are so infuriating. - Please stop yelling. 522 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:34,220 - I'm not yelling. Oh! Perfect! - Honey, do you love it? 523 00:26:55,660 --> 00:27:00,880 So, because my grade book has... disappeared, here's what we're gonna do. 524 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,290 I'm gonna count on you to reconstruct it, okay? 525 00:27:03,300 --> 00:27:05,500 Now, I know you all know your grades better than anybody. 526 00:27:05,510 --> 00:27:09,260 I have a general idea, but this is all about the honor code right now. 527 00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:11,930 Hi. A-minus. 528 00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:13,890 Pretty sure it was an A. 529 00:27:13,890 --> 00:27:16,220 I'm not, but okay. 530 00:27:16,230 --> 00:27:18,650 It was. Trust me, I know talent when I see it. 531 00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:22,190 You're welcome. Thank you. 532 00:27:25,690 --> 00:27:27,360 Hey, I think B. 533 00:27:28,450 --> 00:27:31,990 I thought it was more like B-minus, maybe even C-plus territory? 534 00:27:31,990 --> 00:27:34,450 No, because I did really well on the last quiz. 535 00:27:34,450 --> 00:27:36,660 Oh. I seem to remember you doing only slightly better. 536 00:27:36,660 --> 00:27:38,290 That brought my average up to a B. 537 00:27:40,330 --> 00:27:42,460 Okay. B it is. 538 00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:46,130 - It's your honor. - (DOORBELL RINGS) 539 00:27:46,550 --> 00:27:48,510 Lady Bird, your lover awaits! 540 00:27:48,510 --> 00:27:51,510 - Hello, Danny! The famous Danny! - Hi. 541 00:27:51,510 --> 00:27:53,470 - Aw! - Oh-ho-ho! 542 00:27:53,470 --> 00:27:55,720 Aren't you adorable? 543 00:27:55,730 --> 00:27:57,850 - Larry, isn't he adorable? - He's adorable. 544 00:27:57,850 --> 00:28:01,440 You're driving her and everything. Wow. 545 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,560 Yeah, well, thank you for letting Lady Bird come 546 00:28:03,570 --> 00:28:05,520 to my grandmother's Thanksgiving, Mrs. McPherson. 547 00:28:05,530 --> 00:28:07,940 No. No more politeness. Call me Marion. 548 00:28:07,950 --> 00:28:09,990 Oh. Well, nice to meet you, Mr. McPherson. 549 00:28:09,990 --> 00:28:12,570 Please, call me Mr. Larry McPherson. 550 00:28:12,580 --> 00:28:14,580 (LAUGHING) Larry. Sit down, Danny. 551 00:28:14,580 --> 00:28:17,040 - Can I get you something to drink? - Oh, no, I'm fine. 552 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:21,040 Hey, I'm Miguel, the brother. I think Lady Bird wants to make an entrance. 553 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,830 She's mad we don't have a spiral staircase. 554 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:23,920 (LAUGHTER) 555 00:28:24,630 --> 00:28:26,130 - Shelly. - What? 556 00:28:26,670 --> 00:28:28,670 - Is my name. - Oh. Hi. 557 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,010 - Hi. - (CHUCKLES) 558 00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:34,300 It's funny. On my way over here, I went over the train tracks. 559 00:28:34,310 --> 00:28:36,470 - Oh, you took H Street. - Right. And so, 560 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,230 Lady Bird always says that she lives on the wrong side of the tracks, 561 00:28:39,230 --> 00:28:41,560 but I always thought that was like a metaphor. 562 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,770 - Oh. - But there are actual train tracks. 563 00:28:44,770 --> 00:28:45,860 (DOOR CLOSES) 564 00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:48,320 DANNY: Oh, hi. You look amazing! 565 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:51,610 - What the hell is in the duffel bag? - Don't worry about it. Jeez. 566 00:28:51,620 --> 00:28:55,540 - My grandmother will love that dress. - (SIGHS) Okay. 567 00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:06,500 - Wait. - (CHUCKLES) 568 00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:08,710 - This is your grandma's house? - Yeah. 569 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,720 - Oh, my God! - Oh, Danny! You're late. 570 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,600 Oh, uh, well, thank you so much for having us. 571 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,220 - This is Lady Bird. - Hi. 572 00:29:17,230 --> 00:29:20,060 Hi, honey. Been anxious to meet you. 573 00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:21,810 Your house is my favorite 574 00:29:21,810 --> 00:29:23,650 - in all East Sacramento. - Oh, thank you. 575 00:29:23,650 --> 00:29:26,070 (CHUCKLES) Oh, my God! 576 00:29:26,070 --> 00:29:29,450 - Is this a joke? - No. 577 00:29:29,450 --> 00:29:31,950 - Pull these out... - Oh... 578 00:29:31,950 --> 00:29:34,030 Almost done. Do you like it? 579 00:29:34,030 --> 00:29:38,160 Lovely. I love it. Would you mind doing the whole table for me? 580 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,830 Okay. 581 00:29:39,830 --> 00:29:42,630 ALL: Dreams that will explode 582 00:29:43,330 --> 00:29:46,290 Waking up the countryside 583 00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:48,590 - How do you know when it's working? - You'll know. 584 00:29:48,590 --> 00:29:50,590 - It's not working. - It's not? 585 00:29:50,590 --> 00:29:52,550 - No. - My sister said this was premium. 586 00:29:52,550 --> 00:29:55,470 - I'm working. - I'm... I'm working too. 587 00:29:55,470 --> 00:29:56,770 (CHUCKLING) No. 588 00:29:57,770 --> 00:29:59,930 I can't feel my arms. 589 00:29:59,930 --> 00:30:01,560 - You're working. - (LAUGHING) 590 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,190 I'm no easy A 591 00:30:05,190 --> 00:30:06,190 Quiet... 592 00:30:07,650 --> 00:30:09,990 If Danny and I get married, and then his grandma died, 593 00:30:09,990 --> 00:30:12,360 I'd inherit the dream house. 594 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,360 Wouldn't his parents get it? 595 00:30:14,370 --> 00:30:16,160 Oh, yeah. We'd have to kill them, 596 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,950 and we'd have to kill his older brothers too. 597 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,430 - Yeah - (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) 598 00:30:35,430 --> 00:30:37,310 - Whoo! - Whoo! 599 00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:41,640 Where's Mr. Bruno's wife? 600 00:30:41,650 --> 00:30:43,900 (LAUGHTER) 601 00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:45,860 (CHATTERING) 602 00:30:48,610 --> 00:30:50,530 (SKA MUSIC PLAYING) 603 00:30:53,660 --> 00:30:57,080 (LAUGHING, CHATTERING) 604 00:31:01,210 --> 00:31:02,580 - How's it going? - Okay. 605 00:31:03,670 --> 00:31:07,380 (CHUCKLING) Mom, we... we can't really talk right now. 606 00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:10,170 (TEENS SNICKERING) 607 00:31:10,170 --> 00:31:15,180 Well, happy Thanksgiving. We missed you, Lady Bird. 608 00:31:15,180 --> 00:31:17,060 Try to run, try to hide, try to keep it inside 609 00:31:17,060 --> 00:31:19,640 (BOTH LAUGHING) 610 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,770 - LADY BIRD: Bye. - Bye, Birdy. 611 00:31:21,770 --> 00:31:23,410 - BOY: Bye, Shelly. - GIRL: Bye, Shelly. 612 00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:29,570 Why does that cigarette look so weird? 613 00:31:29,570 --> 00:31:31,030 Like, not like a cigarette? 614 00:31:32,910 --> 00:31:34,160 'Cause it's a clove. 615 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,950 (COUGHS) 616 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,580 (CHUCKLES) 617 00:31:42,580 --> 00:31:50,340 Lick your lips. That's why they're sweet. 618 00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:53,010 Your mom was really sad you weren't here tonight for Thanksgiving. 619 00:31:53,010 --> 00:31:54,090 (EXHALES) 620 00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:57,930 Yeah, well, she hates me. 621 00:31:57,930 --> 00:32:02,730 She has a big heart, your mom. 622 00:32:02,730 --> 00:32:05,520 She took me in after my parents freaked out about... 623 00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:09,070 whatever, premarital sex. 624 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,660 (EXHALES) I admire her. 625 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:23,830 - (HARMONICA PLAYING) - (VOCALIZING) 626 00:32:23,830 --> 00:32:25,540 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 627 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,800 (ALL LAUGHING) 628 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,470 (MUTTERING) 629 00:32:32,470 --> 00:32:33,550 Pray for us! 630 00:32:33,550 --> 00:32:34,930 Save Jesus in our heart! 631 00:32:34,930 --> 00:32:36,100 Forever! 632 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:43,140 Flying through the countryside 633 00:32:43,150 --> 00:32:45,820 Merrily we roll along, roll along 634 00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:50,070 Catching a dream 635 00:32:50,070 --> 00:32:52,530 - (BOTH ARGUING) - Stop fighting! Stop fighting! 636 00:32:52,530 --> 00:32:53,610 Hey! 637 00:32:55,990 --> 00:32:57,950 Hey, old friends 638 00:32:57,950 --> 00:33:00,370 How do we stay old friends 639 00:33:00,370 --> 00:33:05,580 It started out like a song 640 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,880 Me and you 641 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,920 Me and you 642 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,010 Me and you 643 00:33:12,010 --> 00:33:13,760 (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) 644 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,140 That's true. There she is. 645 00:33:19,140 --> 00:33:20,890 - Hi. - Jules. Wow. 646 00:33:20,890 --> 00:33:22,390 - You were so good. - Thank you. 647 00:33:22,390 --> 00:33:24,100 I couldn't believe that. This is my wife Becky. 648 00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:27,110 Becky this is Jules. She's one of my brightest students. 649 00:33:27,110 --> 00:33:29,360 - It's so-so nice to meet you. - It's nice to meet you too. 650 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,530 - How we doing? Feeling a little better? - A little tired. 651 00:33:31,530 --> 00:33:33,150 - Yeah. - Okay. All right, I gotta get her home. 652 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,570 We got the little one, but that was really great, Jules. 653 00:33:35,570 --> 00:33:36,570 Thank you. 654 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:45,580 Congratulations. 655 00:33:53,050 --> 00:33:56,050 He didn't understand it. 656 00:33:56,050 --> 00:34:04,050 (CHATTERING) 657 00:34:06,060 --> 00:34:08,310 - (TOILET FLUSHES) - How long do you think you all will pee? 658 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:09,940 I drank so much soda. 659 00:34:09,940 --> 00:34:11,820 - GIRL #1: Fuck you. - GIRL #2: I just got my period. 660 00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:13,440 - Goddammit. - Where're you going? 661 00:34:13,450 --> 00:34:14,970 There's never a line in the men's room. 662 00:34:19,910 --> 00:34:21,450 - (LADY BIRD GASPS) - (GASPS) 663 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:22,660 Uh, I... 664 00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:24,000 (GASPS) Oh, my God. 665 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:30,210 ♪ I'm so lost for you ♪ 666 00:34:30,210 --> 00:34:32,840 ♪ You come crash... ♪ 667 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,880 BOTH: ♪ Into me ♪ 668 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,010 - ♪ Baby ♪ - ♪ Into me ♪ 669 00:34:38,010 --> 00:34:38,970 (SOBS) 670 00:34:38,970 --> 00:34:42,180 ♪ I come into... ♪ 671 00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:45,640 (BOTH CRYING) 672 00:34:45,650 --> 00:34:50,440 - (APPLAUSE) - ♪ Touch your lips just so I know ♪ 673 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,070 ♪ In your eyes ♪ 674 00:34:52,070 --> 00:34:53,070 (BUZZING) 675 00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:55,240 (THUD) 676 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,030 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 677 00:35:07,130 --> 00:35:08,830 They're really nice socks. 678 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,130 - (GASPS) - They're expensive, actually. 679 00:35:11,130 --> 00:35:13,090 They wick moisture away from your feet. 680 00:35:13,090 --> 00:35:15,050 My feet always have moisture. 681 00:35:15,050 --> 00:35:16,930 Mom, I love them. 682 00:35:16,930 --> 00:35:20,010 I'm sorry it's a small Christmas. We wanted to... 683 00:35:20,010 --> 00:35:22,600 It's just a little small this year. 684 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:23,600 These are nice. 685 00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:26,810 (MARION CHUCKLING) 686 00:35:26,810 --> 00:35:29,270 - (MARION CHUCKLING) Do you like it? - Look. 687 00:35:29,270 --> 00:35:30,690 (MARION CHUCKLING) 688 00:35:30,690 --> 00:35:32,520 - (LAUGHING) That's good. - That's great. 689 00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:35,610 I had to get it. It makes me laugh. 690 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,330 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 691 00:35:42,370 --> 00:35:44,160 (STOPS MUSIC) 692 00:35:44,170 --> 00:35:45,170 Dad, come in. 693 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,250 How'd you know it was me? 694 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:51,630 Mom doesn't knock. 695 00:35:51,630 --> 00:35:53,800 - (BOTH CHUCKLE) - No, she doesn't. 696 00:35:56,970 --> 00:36:00,050 Here they are. Your completed financial aid applications. 697 00:36:00,060 --> 00:36:01,760 - (GROANS) - Thank you! 698 00:36:01,770 --> 00:36:04,140 - (CHUCKLES) Merry Christmas. - Thank you. 699 00:36:05,140 --> 00:36:07,190 Do you need money for the applications? 700 00:36:07,190 --> 00:36:08,650 - I can help with that too. - No. No. 701 00:36:08,650 --> 00:36:09,900 I've got that. 702 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:11,690 Summer job's covered it. 703 00:36:11,690 --> 00:36:13,490 This is why we have computer shut off time. 704 00:36:13,490 --> 00:36:14,770 - This is our room. - Okay, okay. 705 00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:17,700 Just can you drive me to the post office on Jade? It should still be open. 706 00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:21,080 ALL: Three, two, one. 707 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,290 Happy New Year! 708 00:36:23,290 --> 00:36:25,700 (CHATTERING) 709 00:36:25,710 --> 00:36:27,080 Happy New Year! 710 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:31,380 (HUMMING) 711 00:36:31,380 --> 00:36:34,050 So you pull the nozzle out. You tip it in. 712 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,570 Hey. 713 00:36:51,570 --> 00:36:53,570 I-I like your band. 714 00:36:53,570 --> 00:36:55,110 Uh, with Jonah Ruiz, 715 00:36:55,110 --> 00:36:56,910 - Lenfance New? - L'enfance Nue. 716 00:36:58,870 --> 00:37:03,120 Uh, well, I-I saw your Thanksgiving show. 717 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,790 My name's Lady Bird. 718 00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:06,160 That's weird. You shake hands. 719 00:37:06,170 --> 00:37:07,170 Yeah. 720 00:37:10,290 --> 00:37:14,000 I'm friends with Jenna and she's always talking about how great your band is. 721 00:37:14,010 --> 00:37:15,670 So I wanted to check it out. 722 00:37:16,090 --> 00:37:17,930 - Yeah. Jenna's hella tight. - Yeah. 723 00:37:18,510 --> 00:37:20,840 Maybe I'll see you at the Deuce or something, huh? 724 00:37:20,850 --> 00:37:22,720 Sure. See you at the Deuce. 725 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:24,220 - (DOOR OPENS) - MAN: Hey. 726 00:37:24,230 --> 00:37:25,600 I'm not paying you to flirt. 727 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,980 (SIGHS) I wasn't flirting. 728 00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:29,400 I wish you had been. 729 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,320 (EXHALES) 730 00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:43,780 DANNY: A reading from the book of Genesis. 731 00:37:43,790 --> 00:37:47,250 "The Lord took Abram outside and said, 732 00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:49,920 'Look up at the sky and count the stars if you can.' 733 00:37:50,250 --> 00:37:53,090 Just so, he added, 'Shall your descendants be.' 734 00:37:53,630 --> 00:37:55,880 Abram put his faith in the Lord. 735 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,340 Who credited to him as an act of righteousness." 736 00:37:58,340 --> 00:38:00,050 (ALL CHANTING) 737 00:38:06,730 --> 00:38:10,190 Okay, the first time we did it, it was at his lake house last summer. 738 00:38:10,190 --> 00:38:14,020 - It was so funny. - Oh, here you go. 739 00:38:14,030 --> 00:38:15,240 From Uncle Matt. 740 00:38:17,110 --> 00:38:18,700 I think he and my mom are fighting so enjoy the lunches while you can. 741 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:21,370 Oh, no thanks. I'm trying to lose weight. 742 00:38:21,370 --> 00:38:22,370 Really? 743 00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:25,790 Sex is not a big deal. It's just my mom called me during it. 744 00:38:25,790 --> 00:38:27,580 - SISTER SARAH JOAN: Skirt check. - Was on my cell phone. 745 00:38:27,580 --> 00:38:29,250 The one she got me for emergencies. 746 00:38:29,250 --> 00:38:31,790 Did you pick up? 747 00:38:31,790 --> 00:38:34,170 Yeah. I was like, "Um, Mom, I can't really talk right now." 748 00:38:34,170 --> 00:38:36,130 (GIRLS LAUGHING) 749 00:38:36,130 --> 00:38:37,590 What was the emergency? 750 00:38:38,590 --> 00:38:41,220 - What? - Uh, what was the emergency? 751 00:38:41,220 --> 00:38:43,600 - JENNA: Oh, my great aunt died. - I'm so sorry. 752 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,600 She kinda did it to herself. 753 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,930 Yeah. I don't know why you'd do that if you're already so old. 754 00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:49,310 Ladies. 755 00:38:49,310 --> 00:38:50,440 Skirts. 756 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,940 I'm going to write you a citation, Miss Walton. 757 00:38:55,940 --> 00:38:57,530 No more short skirts. 758 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:00,410 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 759 00:39:00,410 --> 00:39:02,830 (SIGHS) Sarah Joan is all up in my junk. 760 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,620 She's a cunt. 761 00:39:05,620 --> 00:39:07,370 Birdy, you like her. 762 00:39:07,370 --> 00:39:09,330 Yeah, but she's a cunt. 763 00:39:10,380 --> 00:39:12,920 I have an idea of how to get Sarah Joan back. 764 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,670 - How? - You'll see this afternoon. 765 00:39:16,670 --> 00:39:19,340 No, we have auditions this afternoon. 766 00:39:19,340 --> 00:39:24,350 Oh, right. I mean, uh, I don't think I want to do the play. 767 00:39:24,350 --> 00:39:26,220 (WHISPERING) Meet me at the teacher's parking lot at 3. 768 00:39:26,230 --> 00:39:28,600 - I'll have the materials. - Okay. 769 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:30,440 Wait, what was your name? 770 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:32,360 Lady Bird. 771 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:34,900 - Weird. - SISTER SARAH JOAN: Ladies. 772 00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:36,280 We have a decision to make. 773 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,650 Prom themes. Top options so far, 774 00:39:38,660 --> 00:39:41,410 cities of the world, 775 00:39:41,410 --> 00:39:43,530 eternal flame, and movies. 776 00:39:43,540 --> 00:39:45,200 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 777 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,000 - Oh, where is Father Leviatch? - (WHISTLE BLOWING) 778 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,160 All right, let's have everyone take a knee. Huh? 779 00:39:49,170 --> 00:39:51,080 - MALE STUDENT: What? - Cozy sit. 780 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,090 Now, I know you all miss Father Leviatch, 781 00:39:55,090 --> 00:39:57,090 and I can tell you that the brothers do too. 782 00:39:58,090 --> 00:39:59,800 But I'm gonna give this thing my best shot. 783 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,220 (LIGHT CHUCKLE) 784 00:40:01,220 --> 00:40:03,680 Uh, now, usually I'm the JV football coach, 785 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:07,390 but from what I can see, a play is a play. 786 00:40:07,390 --> 00:40:09,390 Where's Lady Bird? 787 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,980 She's with her new best friend. She thinks she's too cool for theater. 788 00:40:11,980 --> 00:40:13,940 If you can pull out your-your scripts, 789 00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:16,230 I've assigned a number to each of your roles. 790 00:40:16,230 --> 00:40:18,570 And, uh, I'm gonna put the blocking up here on the board, 791 00:40:18,570 --> 00:40:22,700 and then if you guys can transcribe that back in your play books, that'd be great. 792 00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:24,200 Who's playing what part? 793 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,240 Uh, I had Miss Patty here assign roles, since she knows you all. 794 00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:29,160 So, uh, call them out, Miss Patty. 795 00:40:29,170 --> 00:40:31,370 Okay, uh, Prospero. Danny. 796 00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:33,380 FATHER WALTHER: Danny. Nice. That's role one. 797 00:40:36,090 --> 00:40:37,170 Wait. Where do you live? 798 00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:40,930 Oh, um, The 40s. 799 00:40:41,930 --> 00:40:44,050 That's where our starter house was. 800 00:40:44,060 --> 00:40:45,720 Which street? 801 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:46,970 Um, 44th. 802 00:40:46,970 --> 00:40:49,310 It's the three-story blue one 803 00:40:49,310 --> 00:40:52,020 with the white shutters and the American flag in the front. 804 00:40:52,020 --> 00:40:53,150 Yeah. I know that one. 805 00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:55,030 Do you want to go over there right now and eat? 806 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,680 I live in Granite Bay, otherwise I'd say let's go there. 807 00:40:58,030 --> 00:41:01,610 Actually, I was thinking maybe we should go to the Deuce. 808 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:04,240 I was talking to Kyle about it, and he was like, 809 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:07,080 "Whatever it's lame, but maybe I'll see you there." 810 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,580 How do you know Kyle? 811 00:41:08,580 --> 00:41:10,960 Oh, my mom made me get a job at New Helvetia 812 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:15,340 to learn, like, "responsibility." 813 00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:17,420 Anyway, we hang out there. 814 00:41:17,420 --> 00:41:19,170 Yeah. Kyle's awesome. 815 00:41:19,170 --> 00:41:20,430 Let's Deuce it up. 816 00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:24,760 Okay, guys. Now, look. Role one, right? 817 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,890 You're gonna run, kind of, a skinny post right up front. 818 00:41:26,890 --> 00:41:29,100 I want you to look straight at the audience, okay. 819 00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:31,770 Don't be looking around and blabbing at anybody if they walk by ya. 820 00:41:31,770 --> 00:41:34,310 Eight, nine, ten. You're coming in hard, right here. 821 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,720 'Cause these guys are gonna love it. 822 00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:40,320 Don't talk amongst yourselves. Now, coming in slow, we're singing. 823 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,650 This is singing. Wide lines are singing. 824 00:41:42,660 --> 00:41:44,610 We're singing. We're singing. 825 00:41:44,620 --> 00:41:46,780 Danny's not singing yet. He's all alone. 826 00:41:46,790 --> 00:41:49,370 Singing. Eight, nine, ten... You come in hot! 827 00:41:49,370 --> 00:41:51,120 You come in hot! 828 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:52,210 (ALARM BEEP) 829 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:56,880 - This is the Deuce? - Yeah. 830 00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,510 - It's a parking lot? - Yeah. 831 00:42:00,510 --> 00:42:03,890 We were in one parking lot and we went to another parking lot? 832 00:42:03,890 --> 00:42:07,560 Hey, Kyle. Lady Bird and I just decorated the Nun-mobile. 833 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,470 Like, just married to Jesus. 834 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,730 That's hella tight. 835 00:42:23,990 --> 00:42:26,280 What you do is very baller. 836 00:42:26,290 --> 00:42:27,870 - You're very anarchist. - Yeah. 837 00:42:27,870 --> 00:42:29,120 Fuck 'em. 838 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,710 Don't worry, I'm not gonna snitch on you. 839 00:42:30,710 --> 00:42:33,290 Well, I hope not 'cause I'd fuckin' kill your family. 840 00:42:36,340 --> 00:42:37,540 - What? - Sorry. 841 00:42:37,550 --> 00:42:39,960 I... That-That was an exaggeration. 842 00:42:39,970 --> 00:42:41,590 It's okay. 843 00:42:41,590 --> 00:42:43,470 My dad has cancer, so 844 00:42:43,470 --> 00:42:45,340 I guess God's doing that for us. 845 00:42:45,350 --> 00:42:46,970 Oh, I'm sorry. 846 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,270 You work at New Helvetia, right? 847 00:42:51,270 --> 00:42:52,350 Right. 848 00:42:54,230 --> 00:42:55,980 Can I get your number? We were looking to set up more gigs down there. 849 00:42:55,980 --> 00:42:57,030 Definitely. 850 00:43:00,070 --> 00:43:02,490 It's my parents number. 851 00:43:02,490 --> 00:43:04,620 You don't have a cell phone? 852 00:43:04,620 --> 00:43:05,870 - Nah. - Good girl. 853 00:43:05,870 --> 00:43:07,740 Government didn't have to put tracking devices on us. 854 00:43:07,740 --> 00:43:09,660 We bought them and put them on ourselves. 855 00:43:09,660 --> 00:43:11,540 I don't own a tracking device. 856 00:43:11,540 --> 00:43:14,290 No, no, no. The cell phones. 857 00:43:14,290 --> 00:43:15,920 - You see? - Wow. 858 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,050 Yeah. I know. 859 00:43:18,710 --> 00:43:20,010 I mean, you'll have one eventually. Everyone's gonna have one. 860 00:43:20,010 --> 00:43:23,050 And then, it'll be a matter of time. 861 00:43:23,050 --> 00:43:24,430 Before what? 862 00:43:24,430 --> 00:43:26,140 Before they put them in our brains. 863 00:43:26,140 --> 00:43:27,390 (CHUCKLES) 864 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,560 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 865 00:44:02,630 --> 00:44:03,720 What do you want from me? 866 00:44:05,930 --> 00:44:07,060 Yes? 867 00:44:08,850 --> 00:44:11,200 My-My grandma wanted me to tell you that she missed you at Christmas. 868 00:44:11,230 --> 00:44:14,600 Yeah. Well, I couldn't have gone anyway. My mom was pissed about Thanksgiving. 869 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:17,360 Your mom is crazy. I'm scared of her. 870 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:21,440 She's not crazy. She's just, you know, she has a big heart. 871 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:22,570 She's very warm. 872 00:44:22,570 --> 00:44:23,570 I don't find your mother warm. 873 00:44:23,570 --> 00:44:25,740 - You don't? - No. No, she's warm. Yeah. 874 00:44:25,740 --> 00:44:28,620 - But she's also, kind of, scary. - Well, you can't be scary and warm. 875 00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:31,250 - I think you can. Your mom is. - You're gay. 876 00:44:32,620 --> 00:44:34,290 Fuck me. 877 00:44:34,290 --> 00:44:36,710 Can you not tell anyone, please? 878 00:44:36,710 --> 00:44:38,840 I'm so sorry about everything. 879 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:42,800 I'm so ashamed of all of it. 880 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:46,800 It's just... It's going to be bad and I just need a little bit of time 881 00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,680 to figure out how I'm going to tell my mom and dad and... 882 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:54,890 - Don't worry. - (SOBS) 883 00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:58,110 (SOBBING CONTINUES) 884 00:44:58,110 --> 00:44:59,150 I won't tell. 885 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:02,740 It's okay. 886 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,660 (SOBBING CONTINUES) 887 00:45:12,580 --> 00:45:17,000 It's okay. 888 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,300 And do you have a support system? 889 00:45:20,380 --> 00:45:23,840 What do you mean? 890 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,800 Who do you turn to when you feel this way? 891 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,350 (SIGHS) 892 00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:31,100 No one, I guess. 893 00:45:33,150 --> 00:45:34,480 I'm sorry. 894 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:35,730 No, don't be sorry. 895 00:45:35,730 --> 00:45:40,150 There's no wrong answer. 896 00:45:40,150 --> 00:45:42,030 Please don't tell your daughter. 897 00:45:42,030 --> 00:45:43,030 No. Of course not. 898 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,370 Of course not. 899 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:52,540 (CHANTING) Remember that you are dust and to dust you will return. 900 00:45:58,250 --> 00:46:05,920 (CHANTING) Remember that you are dust and to dust you will return. 901 00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:09,810 It's a new system. You just enter your social security number and... 902 00:46:14,810 --> 00:46:16,270 - Davis? - Davis is good. 903 00:46:16,270 --> 00:46:18,940 - Maybe you shoulda looked at it. - It's only half an hour away. 904 00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:21,690 - Less if you're driving fast. - I went to graduate school there. 905 00:46:21,690 --> 00:46:23,650 Lots of smart people go to Davis. 906 00:46:23,650 --> 00:46:24,610 I thought Berkeley had to accept me. 907 00:46:24,610 --> 00:46:26,740 You and Miguel went there. I'm a legacy. 908 00:46:26,740 --> 00:46:28,620 Uh, not if we don't give money. 909 00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:30,660 - And you get bad grades. - And what do you know about it? 910 00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:31,950 - Meaning? - Nothing. 911 00:46:31,950 --> 00:46:33,750 - No. What are you implying? - Nothing! 912 00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:35,580 - You fucking racist! - (LADY BIRD GROANS) 913 00:46:35,580 --> 00:46:38,500 - I didn't say anything! - I didn't put down my race! 914 00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:42,210 Oh, yeah. I'm sure they had no idea, Miguel! 915 00:46:42,220 --> 00:46:43,760 You're actually fucking evil. 916 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,340 (YELLS) 917 00:46:45,340 --> 00:46:47,380 - What is wrong with you? - Go. Go to your room. 918 00:46:47,390 --> 00:46:49,600 - I'm not five! - I didn't raise you like this. 919 00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:50,970 I don't have to go anywhere. 920 00:46:50,970 --> 00:46:53,020 I'm not going to a fucking university 921 00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:56,190 that's famous for its fucking agricultural school! 922 00:46:57,650 --> 00:47:00,900 And Miguel and Shelly, you'll never get jobs with all that shit in your face. 923 00:47:00,900 --> 00:47:02,400 - (PUFFS) - (DOOR SLAMS) 924 00:47:05,820 --> 00:47:07,240 ♪ Cry me a river ♪ 925 00:47:08,740 --> 00:47:10,410 ♪ Cry me a river ♪ 926 00:47:11,830 --> 00:47:13,790 ♪ Cry me a river ♪ 927 00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:17,370 - ♪ Cry me a river ♪ - Hey. 928 00:47:17,380 --> 00:47:19,170 - Hi. - (CHUCKLES) 929 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:21,130 Um, help yourself to anything in the fridge. 930 00:47:21,130 --> 00:47:23,630 My parents are upstairs, but they don't care if you drink. 931 00:47:23,630 --> 00:47:26,880 Okay. Cool. 932 00:47:26,890 --> 00:47:30,350 ♪ It wasn't like you only talked to him ♪ 933 00:47:30,350 --> 00:47:31,560 ♪ And you know it ♪ 934 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:33,180 ♪ Don't act like you don't know it ♪ 935 00:47:33,180 --> 00:47:35,270 ♪ All of these things people told me ♪ 936 00:47:35,270 --> 00:47:37,560 ♪ Keep messing with my head ♪ 937 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,440 ♪ Messing with my head ♪ 938 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,450 I hate that shit. 939 00:47:44,650 --> 00:47:45,900 But you smoke. 940 00:47:45,910 --> 00:47:47,660 I smoke hand-rolled cigarettes. 941 00:47:47,660 --> 00:47:49,450 Never industrially produced. 942 00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:50,780 Never cloves. 943 00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:52,200 What's wrong with cloves? 944 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,870 Can't inhale cloves. What's the point? 945 00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:55,160 Oh. 946 00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:56,830 You're not supposed to. 947 00:47:56,830 --> 00:48:00,080 Well, cloves were what I first smoked when I was young. 948 00:48:00,090 --> 00:48:02,920 So, you know, it's a force of habit. 949 00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,210 It has fiberglass. 950 00:48:05,220 --> 00:48:06,800 - Really? - Yeah. 951 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,630 Rolling your own is best. 952 00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,300 Also, like... 953 00:48:10,310 --> 00:48:14,180 I'm trying as much as possible not participate in our economy. 954 00:48:14,190 --> 00:48:15,560 I don't like money. 955 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,940 So... 956 00:48:17,940 --> 00:48:19,900 I'm trying to live by bartering alone. 957 00:48:19,900 --> 00:48:22,110 But doesn't Catholic school cost money? 958 00:48:22,110 --> 00:48:24,860 Yeah. The diocese we're in are super into it. 959 00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:28,740 It mattered to my dad that... 960 00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:30,870 I go to Xavier, so 961 00:48:30,870 --> 00:48:33,160 just trying to make him happy. 962 00:48:39,630 --> 00:48:42,380 ♪ The damage is done, so I guess I be leaving ♪ 963 00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:45,130 ♪ Oh! ♪ 964 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,220 - ♪ The damage is done ♪ - I don't want to have sex yet. 965 00:48:48,220 --> 00:48:49,550 - I haven't had sex yet. - Me neither. 966 00:48:49,550 --> 00:48:51,510 - With another person. Really? - Nope. Me either. Yeah. 967 00:48:51,510 --> 00:48:53,510 ♪ You don't have to say what you did ♪ 968 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,100 - ♪ I already know ♪ - ♪ I already know ♪ 969 00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:56,810 ♪ I found out from him ♪ 970 00:48:56,810 --> 00:48:59,520 - ♪ Now there's just no chance ♪ - LADY BIRD: Oh, my God. 971 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:00,850 It's the tanning bed. 972 00:49:00,860 --> 00:49:03,070 (GASPS) Julie will love this. 973 00:49:03,070 --> 00:49:04,110 Who's Julie? 974 00:49:04,110 --> 00:49:05,570 ♪ You can go on... ♪ 975 00:49:24,210 --> 00:49:25,920 (DOOR OPENS) 976 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:29,260 Lady Bird. You can't lock the door when we have one bathroom. 977 00:49:29,260 --> 00:49:30,930 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 978 00:49:30,930 --> 00:49:33,100 It's just this is the only place I can get any privacy. 979 00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:34,850 You really need to use two towels? 980 00:49:34,850 --> 00:49:36,480 Uh, no. 981 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:37,890 - I guess no. - If you need to use two towels, 982 00:49:37,890 --> 00:49:40,100 you just have to say because this affects my whole day. 983 00:49:40,110 --> 00:49:41,730 Because I have to do laundry before work 984 00:49:41,730 --> 00:49:44,020 and I need to know if there's more towels that I need to wash. 985 00:49:44,030 --> 00:49:45,360 I just need one. Sorry. 986 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:48,820 Okay. Well, let me get to the mirror, I've gotta get going. 987 00:49:56,870 --> 00:50:02,540 When do you think is a normal time to have sex? 988 00:50:02,550 --> 00:50:04,550 - You're having sex? - No. 989 00:50:04,550 --> 00:50:07,970 Um, college is good. 990 00:50:07,970 --> 00:50:12,510 I think college and use protection like we talked about. 991 00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:13,510 Okay. 992 00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,070 Is Dad depressed? 993 00:50:25,070 --> 00:50:26,240 Why do you ask that? 994 00:50:27,530 --> 00:50:30,030 The pills. They have Dad's name on them. 995 00:50:30,030 --> 00:50:33,620 (INHALES) Dad's been struggling with depression for years. 996 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,040 I didn't know that. 997 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,210 Money is not life's report card. 998 00:50:43,420 --> 00:50:44,880 He's depressed about money? 999 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:49,380 Being successful doesn't mean anything in and of itself. 1000 00:50:49,390 --> 00:50:50,930 It just means that you're successful. 1001 00:50:50,930 --> 00:50:52,850 Yeah, but then you're successful. 1002 00:50:52,850 --> 00:50:55,100 But that doesn't mean that you're happy. 1003 00:50:55,100 --> 00:50:56,520 But he's not happy. 1004 00:50:58,730 --> 00:51:00,150 (FAUCET RUNNING) 1005 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,160 LADY BIRD: I have to get out of Sacramento. 1006 00:51:12,740 --> 00:51:13,950 Why? 1007 00:51:13,950 --> 00:51:17,080 Because it's soul killing. 1008 00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,960 It's the Midwest of California. 1009 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,090 Isn't there a thing, like, 1010 00:51:23,090 --> 00:51:24,880 "Think globally, act locally"? 1011 00:51:26,590 --> 00:51:32,760 I feel that the person who said that didn't live in Sacramento. 1012 00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:34,050 LADY BIRD: Ah! 1013 00:51:34,060 --> 00:51:35,390 JENNA: I love it here. 1014 00:51:35,390 --> 00:51:37,270 I want to send my daughters to Immaculate Heart. 1015 00:51:38,140 --> 00:51:39,940 I wanna... You know, I wanna be a mom. 1016 00:51:40,940 --> 00:51:42,520 At least go to San Francisco. 1017 00:51:44,940 --> 00:51:49,400 I don't like hills. 1018 00:51:49,410 --> 00:51:54,410 TEACHER: Start simple with x plus three times x plus two. 1019 00:51:54,410 --> 00:51:56,810 - Now if we use FOIL, where do we start? - LADY BIRD: Julie? 1020 00:51:58,410 --> 00:51:59,420 Julie? 1021 00:52:01,290 --> 00:52:03,170 Julie. Hey. 1022 00:52:03,170 --> 00:52:04,500 What do you want from Julie? 1023 00:52:05,630 --> 00:52:06,920 Darlene, can you excuse us? 1024 00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:08,260 Darlene's staying. 1025 00:52:08,260 --> 00:52:09,670 Why aren't you in Algebra 2? 1026 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,050 - I switched sections. - Why? 1027 00:52:11,050 --> 00:52:12,890 Aren't Jenna and Kyle enough? 1028 00:52:12,890 --> 00:52:14,640 (CHUCKLES) 1029 00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,010 I'm sorry that you're jealous. 1030 00:52:16,020 --> 00:52:17,850 (CHUCKLES) Jenna's a moron, you know. 1031 00:52:17,850 --> 00:52:19,520 She's not. She's in AP Calculus. 1032 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,100 She's a moron in a deeper sense. 1033 00:52:21,110 --> 00:52:22,110 You don't even know her. 1034 00:52:23,980 --> 00:52:25,570 Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way, you just never showed up to claim it! 1035 00:52:25,570 --> 00:52:28,280 - What role? - The tempest! 1036 00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:32,160 - There is no role of the tempest! - It is the titular role! 1037 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:35,240 No, it's a made up thing so we all can participate! 1038 00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:39,330 You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention, can you? 1039 00:52:39,330 --> 00:52:42,290 Yeah. Well, you know your mom's tits, they're fake. Totally fake! 1040 00:52:42,290 --> 00:52:44,670 She made one bad decision at 19! 1041 00:52:44,670 --> 00:52:46,130 Two bad decisions! 1042 00:52:46,130 --> 00:52:50,010 FEMALE TEACHER: And at 15, this girl was pregnant. 1043 00:52:50,010 --> 00:52:52,680 She decided that she was going to get an abortion. 1044 00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:56,350 It made sense. It was the right thing to do. 1045 00:52:56,350 --> 00:52:59,230 - She was sitting there... - Let me guess, she didn't get it. 1046 00:52:59,230 --> 00:53:02,140 ...and something deep inside of her said, 1047 00:53:02,150 --> 00:53:04,110 - "No." - Bingo. 1048 00:53:04,110 --> 00:53:06,980 Anyone want to guess who this woman is? 1049 00:53:06,990 --> 00:53:08,240 The young lady right here. 1050 00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:10,900 - You? - No. It was not me. 1051 00:53:10,910 --> 00:53:12,780 GIRL: Um, your friend? 1052 00:53:12,780 --> 00:53:14,200 No. 1053 00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,660 The girl in the story was... 1054 00:53:17,910 --> 00:53:19,040 my mother. 1055 00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:21,120 (STUDENTS GASPS) 1056 00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:25,330 I am that baby that she decided not to abort. 1057 00:53:25,340 --> 00:53:27,130 That could have been me. 1058 00:53:27,130 --> 00:53:28,840 That could have been my fate. 1059 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:32,010 Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean it's morally wrong. 1060 00:53:32,010 --> 00:53:33,330 TEACHER: What did you say, ma'am? 1061 00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,890 - Nothing. - TEACHER: Please. Share. 1062 00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:40,140 I said, 1063 00:53:40,150 --> 00:53:44,230 "Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong." 1064 00:53:44,230 --> 00:53:46,820 You think dead children aren't morally wrong? 1065 00:53:46,820 --> 00:53:52,400 No. I'm just saying that if you took up close pictures of my vagina 1066 00:53:52,410 --> 00:53:56,200 while I was on my period, it would be disturbing, but it doesn't make it wrong. 1067 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,280 Excuse me? 1068 00:53:57,290 --> 00:53:59,790 Listen. If your mother had had the abortion, 1069 00:53:59,790 --> 00:54:02,370 we wouldn't have to sit through this stupid assembly. 1070 00:54:02,380 --> 00:54:05,420 (STUDENTS GASPS, CHUCKLE) 1071 00:54:05,420 --> 00:54:08,000 (STUDENTS WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) 1072 00:54:08,010 --> 00:54:10,380 MARION: Suspended? How does this happen? 1073 00:54:10,380 --> 00:54:13,180 Everything we do is for you. Everything. 1074 00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:15,180 Do you think I like driving that car around? 1075 00:54:15,180 --> 00:54:16,220 - No. - Do you? 1076 00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:18,220 - No. - Do you think I like working double shifts 1077 00:54:18,220 --> 00:54:19,180 at the psych hospital? 1078 00:54:19,180 --> 00:54:21,430 - No. - You needed to go to the Catholic school 1079 00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,850 because your brother saw somebody knifed in front of him at the public school. 1080 00:54:24,860 --> 00:54:27,270 Is that what you want? Larry, what are you doing on the computer? 1081 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,150 - Nothing. - You think your dad and I don't know 1082 00:54:29,150 --> 00:54:32,030 how ashamed that you are of us? Your dad knows. 1083 00:54:32,030 --> 00:54:35,280 Your dad knows why you ask him to drop you off a block away from school every day. 1084 00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:38,120 - Dad, I didn't mean to. - You made him feel horrible! 1085 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,120 - Horrible! You know that? - LADY BIRD: I'm sorry. 1086 00:54:41,250 --> 00:54:42,160 - Marion, you didn't have to bring that up. - No, Larry, you can't just be 1087 00:54:42,170 --> 00:54:43,370 the nice guy. She has to know. 1088 00:54:43,370 --> 00:54:45,000 She has to know how you feel. 1089 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,500 Otherwise, she's just gonna think she can say anything at all, 1090 00:54:47,510 --> 00:54:50,130 and nobody ever gets hurt. 1091 00:54:50,130 --> 00:54:51,920 Wrong side of the tracks! 1092 00:54:51,930 --> 00:54:53,590 - I didn't mean it that way. - MARION: Yeah. 1093 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,220 - It was a joke. - Yeah. It's just a joke Mom and Dad. 1094 00:54:55,220 --> 00:54:58,350 They don't care. We didn't think we'd be in this house for 25 years. 1095 00:54:58,350 --> 00:55:00,020 We thought we would've moved some place better. 1096 00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:01,850 Whatever we give you, it's never enough. 1097 00:55:01,850 --> 00:55:03,600 - It's never enough. - It is enough. 1098 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,940 Do you have any idea what it costs to raise you? 1099 00:55:05,940 --> 00:55:09,320 And how much you're just throwing away every day? 1100 00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:12,400 Give me a number. 1101 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:13,410 What? 1102 00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:21,330 Give me a number. 1103 00:55:22,790 --> 00:55:23,830 I don't understand. 1104 00:55:25,290 --> 00:55:27,040 You give me a number for how much it cost to raise me. 1105 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,510 And I'm going to get older and make a lot of money, 1106 00:55:29,510 --> 00:55:31,300 and write you a check for what I owe you. 1107 00:55:31,300 --> 00:55:33,640 So that I never have to speak to you again. 1108 00:55:34,850 --> 00:55:38,310 Well I highly doubt that you will be able to get a job good enough to do that. 1109 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,360 So the attack on Baghdad last night, 1110 00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:48,320 - it was absolutely unbelievable. - (PHONE RINGING) 1111 00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:50,940 FEMALE REPORTER: That's right. Yeah, the likes of which, uh, many US... 1112 00:55:50,950 --> 00:55:53,450 - LADY BIRD: Hello? - Hey, it's me, Jenna. 1113 00:55:53,450 --> 00:55:55,950 Hey. Are you calling me from school? 1114 00:55:55,950 --> 00:55:59,370 No. We got out early 'cause all the Irish girls got totally sloshed by noon. 1115 00:55:59,370 --> 00:56:01,790 Oh, right. Happy St. Patrick's Day. 1116 00:56:01,790 --> 00:56:04,540 Yeah. I guess they'd been stockpiling mini liquor bottles 1117 00:56:04,540 --> 00:56:05,880 in the tampon machine, 1118 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,170 - and now they're all throwing up. - (CHUCKLES) 1119 00:56:07,170 --> 00:56:08,960 Everyone else got out early. 1120 00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:11,710 So, guess where I am. 1121 00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:13,010 I don't know. Where? 1122 00:56:13,010 --> 00:56:15,930 - (DOORBELL RINGS) - Ding dong. I'm outside. 1123 00:56:15,930 --> 00:56:18,220 - What? - I'm standing outside. 1124 00:56:19,890 --> 00:56:22,270 No. Just leave. 1125 00:56:22,270 --> 00:56:23,270 Leave. 1126 00:56:24,230 --> 00:56:26,600 - Fuck! - Hello. 1127 00:56:26,610 --> 00:56:27,690 Hi. 1128 00:56:30,110 --> 00:56:31,360 (INHALES) 1129 00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:36,450 So this is your house? 1130 00:56:38,410 --> 00:56:39,790 Yeah. 1131 00:56:39,790 --> 00:56:42,910 That lady in the other house was totally freaked out. 1132 00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:46,000 That's my friend's grandma. That's her house. 1133 00:56:48,300 --> 00:56:53,260 Why did you say it was your house? 1134 00:56:53,260 --> 00:56:55,470 I wished I lived in that house. 1135 00:56:56,600 --> 00:57:00,430 I don't even sort of understand why somebody would lie about that. 1136 00:57:00,430 --> 00:57:02,060 I-I didn't lie. 1137 00:57:02,060 --> 00:57:04,060 You lied. You're a liar. 1138 00:57:04,060 --> 00:57:05,980 I hate dishonesty. 1139 00:57:05,980 --> 00:57:06,980 I'm sorry. 1140 00:57:11,650 --> 00:57:13,320 Apology accepted, I guess. 1141 00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:17,830 Are we still friends? 1142 00:57:18,830 --> 00:57:22,500 I mean, if you're still Kyle's girlfriend, then yeah, I guess I'll see you around. 1143 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:25,160 (DOGS BARKING) 1144 00:57:25,170 --> 00:57:26,170 (TEXTING) 1145 00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:32,380 REPORTER: Mortar rounds fired at the camp that will fly over them 1146 00:57:32,380 --> 00:57:35,430 if they are down below on surface of the ground. 1147 00:57:35,430 --> 00:57:38,890 And that is hard work, indeed. Believe me. We've had to do it... 1148 00:57:41,770 --> 00:57:42,980 LADY BIRD: I'm ready. 1149 00:57:44,350 --> 00:57:45,770 KYLE: What? 1150 00:57:45,770 --> 00:57:48,560 I'm ready to have sex. 1151 00:57:48,570 --> 00:57:50,570 Oh. Okay. 1152 00:57:51,690 --> 00:57:52,700 Great. 1153 00:58:01,330 --> 00:58:03,370 You're so dexterous with that. (CHUCKLES) 1154 00:58:03,370 --> 00:58:04,370 Thanks. 1155 00:58:08,090 --> 00:58:09,550 Oh. 1156 00:58:14,340 --> 00:58:15,470 (EXHALES) 1157 00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:21,810 - You okay? - Yeah. 1158 00:58:21,810 --> 00:58:23,140 (KISSES) 1159 00:58:25,350 --> 00:58:26,480 (MOANS) 1160 00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:33,700 (LADY BIRD MOANING) 1161 00:58:38,330 --> 00:58:39,740 (KYLE MOANS) 1162 00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:43,500 Are you... 1163 00:58:44,460 --> 00:58:46,960 - Are you done? - Yeah. Yes. 1164 00:58:48,380 --> 00:58:51,460 Sorry. I was confused. 1165 00:58:51,460 --> 00:58:53,460 - You have like... - What? 1166 00:58:53,470 --> 00:58:55,970 - You have some sort of like blood. - What? 1167 00:58:55,970 --> 00:58:57,640 Oh. Shit! 1168 00:58:57,640 --> 00:58:59,180 I get nosebleeds. 1169 00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,350 - Here. - Thanks. 1170 00:59:02,350 --> 00:59:04,470 I'm sorry. 1171 00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:05,480 No. I'm good. 1172 00:59:06,390 --> 00:59:09,560 LADY BIRD: Remember when tie-dye was an activity? 1173 00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:12,940 Oh, I didn't make that shirt. My parents got it for me at Sea Ranch. 1174 00:59:12,940 --> 00:59:15,320 You can read Sea Ranch if you look close. 1175 00:59:18,570 --> 00:59:20,540 Cut to ten years later. 1176 00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:23,870 What? 1177 00:59:23,870 --> 00:59:26,620 Like how ten years ago, you were in first grade. 1178 00:59:26,630 --> 00:59:28,210 Now we cut to... 1179 00:59:29,540 --> 00:59:32,550 What does cut to mean to you? 1180 00:59:32,550 --> 00:59:35,550 Or like, you know, little did he know. 1181 00:59:35,550 --> 00:59:37,090 Nothing you're saying is making any sense. 1182 00:59:37,090 --> 00:59:38,930 How we're not virgins now. 1183 00:59:38,930 --> 00:59:42,180 We deflowered each other. We have each other's flowers. 1184 00:59:49,020 --> 00:59:50,110 Sorry. 1185 00:59:51,990 --> 00:59:53,190 I'm just happy. 1186 00:59:58,070 --> 01:00:00,240 I didn't lose my virginity to you. 1187 01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:03,710 Wait... 1188 01:00:04,710 --> 01:00:05,710 What? 1189 01:00:06,710 --> 01:00:09,130 I lost my virginity to Cassy Duvall. 1190 01:00:10,460 --> 01:00:11,590 Excuse me? 1191 01:00:11,590 --> 01:00:13,130 You said you were a virgin. 1192 01:00:13,130 --> 01:00:15,260 No, I didn't. 'Cause I'm not. 1193 01:00:15,260 --> 01:00:19,640 - And I haven't lied in two years. - Oh, Jesus. 1194 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:22,390 Yeah. I probably slept with, like, six people. 1195 01:00:25,310 --> 01:00:27,730 You don't even know if it's six people? 1196 01:00:27,730 --> 01:00:29,520 I don't keep a list. 1197 01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:30,940 Why wouldn't you keep a list? 1198 01:00:30,940 --> 01:00:33,020 - We're in high school. - Whoa. Why are you... What? 1199 01:00:33,030 --> 01:00:36,320 - Why are you getting so moody? - You did say you were a virgin. 1200 01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,160 I think you might've made an assumption. 1201 01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:43,540 I just had a whole experience that was wrong. 1202 01:00:43,540 --> 01:00:46,210 - Look, you're deciding to be upset. - No. I am upset. 1203 01:00:46,210 --> 01:00:48,420 Because you're deciding to be. Don't be mad at me for this. 1204 01:00:48,420 --> 01:00:51,080 It's stupid. You can't be mad at me for something I have no control over. 1205 01:00:51,090 --> 01:00:53,090 I just wanted it to be special. 1206 01:00:53,090 --> 01:00:56,380 Why? You're gonna have so much unspecial sex in your life. 1207 01:00:56,380 --> 01:00:59,840 I was on top! Who the fuck is on top their first time? 1208 01:00:59,850 --> 01:01:02,760 You have any, like, awareness of how many civilians we've killed 1209 01:01:02,770 --> 01:01:05,390 - since the invasion in Iraq started... - Shut up! 1210 01:01:05,390 --> 01:01:07,560 Shut up. 1211 01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:10,150 Different things can be sad. It's not all war. 1212 01:01:20,070 --> 01:01:22,120 Are we still going to prom together? 1213 01:01:23,540 --> 01:01:24,540 Sure. 1214 01:01:48,190 --> 01:01:50,690 I thought Miguel was gonna pick me up. 1215 01:01:50,690 --> 01:01:55,440 Well, I was just arriving from work and it was easier. 1216 01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:59,320 You okay? 1217 01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:01,030 Aww, honey. 1218 01:02:01,030 --> 01:02:02,200 He... 1219 01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:06,500 - Oh. Oh, it's okay. - (SOBBING) 1220 01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:07,960 It's okay. 1221 01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:12,540 What's this sweater? 1222 01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:17,260 This is... My friend, Jenna, gave it to me. 1223 01:02:17,260 --> 01:02:18,760 Who's Jenna? 1224 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:19,760 My friend. 1225 01:02:24,270 --> 01:02:26,930 You wanna do our favorite Sunday activity? 1226 01:02:26,940 --> 01:02:31,190 I don't have a second shift. 1227 01:02:31,190 --> 01:02:32,190 Yeah. 1228 01:02:33,980 --> 01:02:35,990 (GUITAR PLAYING) 1229 01:02:45,580 --> 01:02:53,580 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1230 01:02:56,720 --> 01:03:04,720 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1231 01:03:09,650 --> 01:03:11,310 (MUSIC ENDS) 1232 01:03:11,310 --> 01:03:13,020 MALE REPORT: The attack came in waves, 1233 01:03:13,020 --> 01:03:16,730 cruise missiles, followed by the F117 stealth bombers 1234 01:03:16,740 --> 01:03:19,950 with so-called bunker buster bombs. 1235 01:03:19,950 --> 01:03:21,990 With target a bunker believed... 1236 01:03:21,990 --> 01:03:24,830 Lady Bird, a bunch of things arrived for you. 1237 01:03:24,830 --> 01:03:25,830 Holy shit! 1238 01:03:27,700 --> 01:03:29,580 - Since when do you get mail? - I get mail. 1239 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:35,050 Whatever you're up to, it's not gonna end well. 1240 01:04:00,700 --> 01:04:01,700 Yes! 1241 01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:06,660 (YELLS) 1242 01:04:06,660 --> 01:04:08,910 These programmers nowadays are like kids, man. 1243 01:04:08,910 --> 01:04:10,210 I know. 1244 01:04:10,210 --> 01:04:13,880 But that's why I think with me, you'll find something different. 1245 01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:15,750 Yeah, but they're like babies. 1246 01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:17,710 I hear you. It's wild. 1247 01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:19,720 Which is why I went back to school 1248 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:23,300 and got my MBA at UC Davis while still working at ISC. 1249 01:04:23,310 --> 01:04:24,970 Oh. (SPUTTERS) 1250 01:04:24,970 --> 01:04:26,890 - Wow. That must've been a lot of work. - It was. 1251 01:04:26,890 --> 01:04:28,850 I heard ISC's closing now though. 1252 01:04:28,850 --> 01:04:30,600 I heard. Yes. 1253 01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:34,570 So the assholes who fired you are now closing up shop. 1254 01:04:35,940 --> 01:04:38,400 - Feels good. - (LAUGHS) Yeah. 1255 01:04:40,910 --> 01:04:41,910 Uh... 1256 01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:45,740 What else is supposed to happen? 1257 01:04:45,740 --> 01:04:47,750 Oh, I, uh, thought we'd... 1258 01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:50,540 talk about the position. 1259 01:04:52,630 --> 01:04:53,630 How'd it go? 1260 01:04:56,130 --> 01:04:59,800 Let's go buy a big bag of Doritos and eat them in the car 1261 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,800 - to celebrate your wait list. - Okay. 1262 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:05,930 But don't tell Mom about the Doritos or the wait list. 1263 01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:08,890 - Hey. - Hi, son. 1264 01:05:08,890 --> 01:05:10,890 Wait. What are you doing here? 1265 01:05:10,900 --> 01:05:12,940 Well, um... 1266 01:05:12,940 --> 01:05:15,230 I guess we're, uh, going for the same job then. 1267 01:05:18,900 --> 01:05:20,570 Looks like it. 1268 01:05:23,990 --> 01:05:25,830 - Go get 'em. - Thanks. 1269 01:05:27,370 --> 01:05:28,790 - This-This way? Okay. - Yeah, yeah. 1270 01:05:34,590 --> 01:05:37,670 I know it was you who did the just married thing. 1271 01:05:37,670 --> 01:05:39,260 It wasn't me. 1272 01:05:39,260 --> 01:05:41,090 I'm not going to punish you. 1273 01:05:41,090 --> 01:05:42,760 Oh. Why not? 1274 01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:44,050 (SISTER JOAN CHUCKLING) 1275 01:05:44,050 --> 01:05:45,140 It was funny. 1276 01:05:47,140 --> 01:05:50,140 Sister Gina and I drove all the way home before we noticed people were honking. 1277 01:05:50,140 --> 01:05:52,600 - Really? - (BOTH LAUGHING) 1278 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:57,940 To be fair, I wasn't just married to Jesus. It's been 40 years. 1279 01:05:57,940 --> 01:05:59,360 Well, he's a lucky guy. 1280 01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:00,990 (SISTER JOAN LAUGHING) 1281 01:06:00,990 --> 01:06:02,570 I read your college essay. 1282 01:06:04,660 --> 01:06:07,990 You clearly love Sacramento. 1283 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,710 - I do? - You write about Sacramento 1284 01:06:10,710 --> 01:06:13,420 so affectionately and with such care. 1285 01:06:13,420 --> 01:06:15,630 Well, I was just describing it. 1286 01:06:15,630 --> 01:06:18,170 Well, it comes across as love. 1287 01:06:18,170 --> 01:06:22,800 Sure. I guess I pay attention. 1288 01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:25,800 Don't you think they are maybe the same thing? 1289 01:06:25,810 --> 01:06:28,390 Love and attention? 1290 01:06:36,270 --> 01:06:39,570 Guess you won't be going to any dances in college. 1291 01:06:39,570 --> 01:06:41,200 This is our last one. 1292 01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:44,030 You know Davis has a terrific theater 1293 01:06:44,030 --> 01:06:45,990 if you're still interested in theater. 1294 01:06:45,990 --> 01:06:49,870 - Are ya? - I'm probably no good at acting. 1295 01:06:49,870 --> 01:06:53,750 (EXHALES) Why don't I look like the girls in the magazines? 1296 01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:56,580 It's too bad I can't meet this Kyle before prom. 1297 01:06:56,590 --> 01:06:58,920 Well, he's not my boyfriend anymore. 1298 01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:00,800 I mean, maybe he never even was. 1299 01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:02,090 Well, I'd still like to meet him. 1300 01:07:03,470 --> 01:07:05,550 It's too tight. Fuck. 1301 01:07:07,100 --> 01:07:10,140 Well, I suggested you not have that second helping of pasta. 1302 01:07:10,140 --> 01:07:13,060 - Mom. - Honey, you seem upset about it 1303 01:07:13,060 --> 01:07:15,980 - and I'm trying to help. - You're giving me an eating disorder. 1304 01:07:15,980 --> 01:07:18,690 (SIGHS) I wish I could get an eating disorder. 1305 01:07:27,330 --> 01:07:28,790 I love it. 1306 01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:31,290 Is it too pink? 1307 01:07:35,290 --> 01:07:36,290 What? 1308 01:07:41,130 --> 01:07:42,930 Why can't you say I look nice? 1309 01:07:44,470 --> 01:07:46,010 I thought you didn't even care what I think. 1310 01:07:46,010 --> 01:07:49,140 - I still want you to think I look good. - Okay. I'm sorry. 1311 01:07:49,140 --> 01:07:51,720 I was telling you the truth. You want me to lie? 1312 01:07:51,730 --> 01:07:53,860 No. I mean, I just wish... 1313 01:07:55,110 --> 01:07:56,110 I just... 1314 01:07:57,610 --> 01:07:59,070 I wish that you liked me. 1315 01:08:00,570 --> 01:08:02,160 Of course I love you. 1316 01:08:05,410 --> 01:08:06,910 But do you like me? 1317 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:16,290 I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you can be. 1318 01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:19,840 What if this is the best version? 1319 01:08:34,230 --> 01:08:35,640 You look really pretty. 1320 01:08:35,650 --> 01:08:37,100 - Really? - Yeah. 1321 01:08:37,110 --> 01:08:38,730 You look like a badass girl in a band. 1322 01:08:39,820 --> 01:08:42,150 Thanks. 1323 01:08:42,150 --> 01:08:43,360 (CAR HONKS) 1324 01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:45,110 Um... 1325 01:08:45,110 --> 01:08:47,120 I guess that's my date. 1326 01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:51,200 You aren't gonna get in a car with a guy who honks, are ya? 1327 01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:52,910 I think, yes, I am. 1328 01:08:54,830 --> 01:08:56,460 Let me get your picture. 1329 01:08:56,460 --> 01:08:58,250 Your mom's pissed, she had to work a double. 1330 01:08:58,250 --> 01:08:59,920 Even you deserve better than this. 1331 01:09:01,170 --> 01:09:02,300 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 1332 01:09:02,300 --> 01:09:04,170 SHELLY: Have a good time. 1333 01:09:04,180 --> 01:09:05,340 MIGUEL: Yeah. Good luck. 1334 01:09:05,340 --> 01:09:07,390 - See ya. - See ya. 1335 01:09:09,010 --> 01:09:11,930 - GUY: I think she's weird. - JENNA: She is weird. 1336 01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:13,230 Hey, guys. 1337 01:09:13,230 --> 01:09:15,230 I guess I'll just sit shotgun. 1338 01:09:15,230 --> 01:09:16,230 Yeah. 1339 01:09:18,980 --> 01:09:21,400 - You look really nice, Kyle. - You look good. 1340 01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:22,570 Thanks. 1341 01:09:23,570 --> 01:09:24,690 Hi. 1342 01:09:24,700 --> 01:09:26,070 - Hi. - Hey. 1343 01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:31,580 (CHUCKLES) 1344 01:09:31,580 --> 01:09:32,700 KYLE: Hey, what's going on, man? 1345 01:09:32,700 --> 01:09:35,040 ("CRASH INTO ME" PLAYING ♪) 1346 01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:36,500 Hey. Yeah. Okay, that sounds great. 1347 01:09:37,710 --> 01:09:39,290 Okay. 1348 01:09:39,290 --> 01:09:42,170 Hey, do you guys wanna ditch prom and just go to Mike's instead? 1349 01:09:42,170 --> 01:09:44,010 JENNA: Yeah. I hate dances. 1350 01:09:44,010 --> 01:09:45,090 BOY: Yes. 1351 01:09:45,090 --> 01:09:48,220 Yeah. Okay. No prom. 1352 01:09:48,220 --> 01:09:50,060 ♪ Baby ♪ 1353 01:09:51,060 --> 01:09:54,730 ♪ And I come into... ♪ 1354 01:09:56,810 --> 01:10:02,280 - ♪ You ♪ - KYLE: I fucking hate this song. 1355 01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:03,490 I love it. 1356 01:10:05,410 --> 01:10:07,320 I actually want to go to prom. 1357 01:10:09,620 --> 01:10:11,500 Okay. Yeah. I mean... 1358 01:10:13,210 --> 01:10:14,710 I don't really want to do that. 1359 01:10:16,460 --> 01:10:20,840 Can you... Can you take me to my friend, Julie's house, please? 1360 01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:21,840 Sure. 1361 01:10:23,300 --> 01:10:24,430 Who's Julie? 1362 01:10:26,550 --> 01:10:27,760 She's my best friend. 1363 01:10:31,100 --> 01:10:33,310 ♪ Close to me ♪ 1364 01:10:33,310 --> 01:10:35,810 ♪ Oh, and you come crash ♪ 1365 01:10:35,810 --> 01:10:38,440 ♪ Into me ♪ 1366 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:40,190 ♪ Baby ♪ 1367 01:10:40,190 --> 01:10:42,570 Julie, honey? 1368 01:10:42,570 --> 01:10:44,070 There's someone here to see you. 1369 01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:00,210 - Hey. - Hey. 1370 01:11:00,210 --> 01:11:02,250 - Are you okay? - Fine. I'm fine. 1371 01:11:02,260 --> 01:11:04,260 - (SOBS) - What happened? 1372 01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:05,760 Nothing really. Nothing. 1373 01:11:06,970 --> 01:11:09,260 Why are you crying? 1374 01:11:09,260 --> 01:11:11,010 Just crying. 1375 01:11:11,020 --> 01:11:19,020 Some people aren't built happy, you know. 1376 01:11:20,980 --> 01:11:23,150 (SOBS) 1377 01:11:23,150 --> 01:11:24,490 - (BOTH CHUCKLING) - Oh, my gosh. 1378 01:11:24,490 --> 01:11:25,950 We ate all the cheese. 1379 01:11:25,950 --> 01:11:29,620 It's okay. Lots of cheese vary in size. 1380 01:11:29,620 --> 01:11:31,950 - This one was a small one. - It's so small. 1381 01:11:31,950 --> 01:11:33,240 - It was tiny. - That's not our fault. 1382 01:11:33,250 --> 01:11:34,870 What-What were we to do? 1383 01:11:34,870 --> 01:11:37,120 Fuck it! Let's just go to prom. 1384 01:11:37,130 --> 01:11:38,710 Doesn't your mom have a dress? 1385 01:11:38,710 --> 01:11:40,880 Let's be honest. I've had a dress for months. 1386 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,250 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1387 01:11:42,260 --> 01:11:43,210 It's purple. 1388 01:11:43,210 --> 01:11:45,220 - It is? - Uh-hmm, you're really gonna like it. 1389 01:11:45,220 --> 01:11:46,930 - Come and see it. - Okay. 1390 01:11:46,930 --> 01:11:49,090 Cracker time. Dress time. 1391 01:11:49,100 --> 01:11:50,180 I hope it fits. 1392 01:11:50,180 --> 01:11:51,760 ("CRASH INTO ME" PLAYING ♪) 1393 01:11:51,770 --> 01:11:54,680 ♪ You've got your ball, you got your chain ♪ 1394 01:11:54,690 --> 01:11:59,310 ♪ Tied to me tight, tie me up again ♪ 1395 01:11:59,310 --> 01:12:04,440 ♪ Who's got their claws In you my friend? ♪ 1396 01:12:04,440 --> 01:12:09,280 ♪ Into your heart I'll beat again ♪ 1397 01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:14,290 ♪ Sweet like candy to my soul ♪ 1398 01:12:14,290 --> 01:12:19,120 ♪ Sweet you rock, and sweet you roll ♪ 1399 01:12:19,130 --> 01:12:20,380 ♪ Lost for you ♪ 1400 01:12:20,380 --> 01:12:26,760 ♪ I'm so lost, for you ♪ 1401 01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:30,970 People make so much noise in the movies, but it's really not a big thing. 1402 01:12:30,970 --> 01:12:33,100 You can totally be quiet during it. 1403 01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:34,680 Was it amazing though? 1404 01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:36,520 I wanted it so badly, 1405 01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:41,020 but then I found that when it happened... 1406 01:12:42,110 --> 01:12:44,900 I-I really like dry humping much more. 1407 01:12:44,900 --> 01:12:47,740 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1408 01:12:47,740 --> 01:12:50,370 You're not a virgin. 1409 01:12:50,370 --> 01:12:52,740 - I can't wait for state fair. - Ah, I know. 1410 01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:54,580 BOTH: Log ride. 1411 01:12:58,420 --> 01:13:00,040 - Shit. - What? 1412 01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:04,710 I'm not gonna be here this summer, like, all summer, basically. 1413 01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:06,710 - Why not? - My dad, my real dad, 1414 01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:08,380 he resurfaced in Yellowstone, 1415 01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:11,060 and he wants me to come there for the summer, 1416 01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:13,100 before I start SCC. 1417 01:13:13,850 --> 01:13:14,890 Oh. 1418 01:13:16,940 --> 01:13:19,600 (SIGHS) I'm not going anywhere to college, so it seemed like a good opportunity. 1419 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:20,650 Yeah. 1420 01:13:22,860 --> 01:13:25,190 (SIGHS) I'm gonna miss the fuck out of you. 1421 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:29,660 LADY BIRD: I probably won't get in, so 1422 01:13:29,660 --> 01:13:32,080 I'll go to Davis and I'll see you every day. 1423 01:13:39,170 --> 01:13:43,630 Now, I want spirits to enforce, and art to enchant, 1424 01:13:43,630 --> 01:13:45,220 and my ending is despair. 1425 01:13:46,510 --> 01:13:48,010 Unless I be relieved by prayer, 1426 01:13:48,010 --> 01:13:52,010 which pierces so that it assaults mercy itself 1427 01:13:52,010 --> 01:13:54,430 and freeze all faults. 1428 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:57,520 As you from crimes would pardon thee. 1429 01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,440 Let your indulgence set me free. 1430 01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:02,310 - Yes! - (APPLAUSE) 1431 01:14:02,310 --> 01:14:03,860 Ooh! 1432 01:14:03,860 --> 01:14:06,030 (APPLAUSE AND WHISTLING) 1433 01:14:06,030 --> 01:14:09,700 - MAN: Christine "Lady Bird" McPherson. - (CROWD CHEERING) 1434 01:14:12,700 --> 01:14:14,330 - (CROWD CHEERING CONTINUES) - Yeah! 1435 01:14:14,330 --> 01:14:16,000 - Cheers. - (CHEERING) 1436 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,660 To Miguel and his new job. 1437 01:14:17,660 --> 01:14:19,460 - Yay. - Here, here. Yes. 1438 01:14:19,460 --> 01:14:22,630 - To Lady Bird going to Davis. - LARRY: To Davis. 1439 01:14:22,630 --> 01:14:24,420 - Congratulations. - LARRY: Good school. 1440 01:14:24,420 --> 01:14:28,470 Hey. So I talked to my manager and, um, you could totally take over my old job. 1441 01:14:28,470 --> 01:14:31,260 - Great. Thanks, Miguel. - I'm so proud of you, Lady Bird. 1442 01:14:31,260 --> 01:14:33,390 You walked weird across the stage, but you did it! 1443 01:14:33,390 --> 01:14:35,470 - I didn't walk weird. - Well, it seemed a little weird. 1444 01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:38,730 - Hey, hey, hey! - Hey. 1445 01:14:38,730 --> 01:14:40,690 Aw, I missed you guys. 1446 01:14:40,690 --> 01:14:42,480 Oh, did you find out about the wait list? 1447 01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:43,940 Oh, fuck. 1448 01:14:47,610 --> 01:14:49,280 What? 1449 01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:55,160 I'm not even in yet, so this might not even be a problem. 1450 01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:57,500 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have gone behind your back. 1451 01:14:57,500 --> 01:15:01,170 I just... It's not like I'm definitely going to New York. 1452 01:15:02,590 --> 01:15:03,590 Mom. 1453 01:15:05,050 --> 01:15:06,130 Mom. 1454 01:15:07,630 --> 01:15:09,510 Aren't you, sort of, proud that I'm so close to getting in? 1455 01:15:09,510 --> 01:15:11,380 Just a little? 1456 01:15:11,390 --> 01:15:13,720 I mean... yes, I know it was probably easier 1457 01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:17,390 because 9-11 and less people applying with terrorism and all that, 1458 01:15:17,390 --> 01:15:19,640 but still though, I'm sorry. 1459 01:15:19,650 --> 01:15:23,860 I know I can lie and not be a good person, but... 1460 01:15:23,860 --> 01:15:25,480 please, Mom. 1461 01:15:25,490 --> 01:15:27,440 Please. I'm so sorry. 1462 01:15:27,450 --> 01:15:29,320 I didn't mean to hurt you. 1463 01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:31,530 I-I appreciate everything you've done for me. 1464 01:15:31,530 --> 01:15:33,530 I'm ungrateful and I'm so sorry. 1465 01:15:33,540 --> 01:15:35,160 I'm so sorry I wanted more. 1466 01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:39,790 Just... Please! 1467 01:15:39,790 --> 01:15:40,790 Talk to me. 1468 01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:43,670 I know I'm-I'm so bad! 1469 01:15:43,670 --> 01:15:44,880 I know I am. 1470 01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:46,800 But please just talk to me, Mom. 1471 01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:48,380 Mom, please talk to me. 1472 01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:04,230 - Here. - (REGISTER BEEPING) 1473 01:16:04,230 --> 01:16:05,320 Then next one. 1474 01:16:07,690 --> 01:16:09,030 That'll be three dollars. 1475 01:16:12,660 --> 01:16:14,030 You passed. 1476 01:16:14,030 --> 01:16:15,580 - Seriously? - Yes. 1477 01:16:15,580 --> 01:16:17,830 (SIGHS) Thanks. 1478 01:16:17,830 --> 01:16:19,370 It's not a thanking situation. 1479 01:16:19,370 --> 01:16:21,080 You either pass or you don't pass. 1480 01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:23,790 Yay. (CHUCKLES) 1481 01:16:23,790 --> 01:16:26,090 - (SIGHS) - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1482 01:16:27,090 --> 01:16:28,090 Come in. 1483 01:16:31,890 --> 01:16:33,470 Happy birthday to you 1484 01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:37,140 You remembered. 1485 01:16:37,140 --> 01:16:38,310 You're my only daughter. 1486 01:16:40,020 --> 01:16:42,020 Well, Shelly too. Kind of. 1487 01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:44,900 Thanks. 1488 01:16:47,230 --> 01:16:48,240 Make a wish. 1489 01:16:54,580 --> 01:16:56,700 Are you and Mom gonna get a divorce over this? 1490 01:16:56,700 --> 01:16:58,830 No. We can't afford to. 1491 01:16:58,830 --> 01:17:00,960 - (LAUGHS) - Dad. 1492 01:17:01,290 --> 01:17:02,370 I'm kidding, no. 1493 01:17:02,750 --> 01:17:04,630 I love your mom. 1494 01:17:04,630 --> 01:17:06,040 Does Mom hate me? 1495 01:17:06,050 --> 01:17:09,670 (EXHALES) You both have such strong personalities. 1496 01:17:10,970 --> 01:17:14,090 She doesn't know how to help you and it frustrates her. 1497 01:17:14,100 --> 01:17:15,810 I wish she'd talk to me. 1498 01:17:15,810 --> 01:17:21,310 She will. I know. 1499 01:17:21,310 --> 01:17:22,810 Happy 18. 1500 01:17:22,810 --> 01:17:23,810 Thanks. 1501 01:17:25,190 --> 01:17:26,190 Do you want some? 1502 01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:29,650 Yes. (CHUCKLES) 1503 01:17:29,650 --> 01:17:32,070 One pack of Camel Lights please, 1504 01:17:32,070 --> 01:17:33,700 and a Scratcher, 1505 01:17:33,700 --> 01:17:36,200 and a Playgirl. 1506 01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:37,200 ID. 1507 01:17:38,660 --> 01:17:40,660 That'll be 10.87. 1508 01:17:40,660 --> 01:17:43,670 Oh, um, it's my birthday today. 1509 01:17:43,670 --> 01:17:47,130 I'm 18, which is why all these things, I can buy them. 1510 01:17:47,130 --> 01:17:48,670 Okay. Happy birthday. 1511 01:17:56,560 --> 01:18:04,560 Thanks. 1512 01:18:14,370 --> 01:18:16,370 ("THIS EVE OF PARTING" PLAYING ♪) 1513 01:18:22,170 --> 01:18:26,550 With her scholarships and then if we refinance the house, then where are we? 1514 01:18:30,630 --> 01:18:35,680 ♪ It's hard to think this eve of parting ♪ 1515 01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:38,140 ♪ Turns to sand of summer... ♪ 1516 01:18:38,140 --> 01:18:40,390 You're only supposed to use it for emergencies. 1517 01:18:40,390 --> 01:18:42,350 It's my tracking device. 1518 01:18:42,350 --> 01:18:47,190 When both our minds Are warped with parting 1519 01:18:47,190 --> 01:18:51,070 ♪ Break the thought of nights alone ♪ 1520 01:18:54,410 --> 01:18:58,780 ♪ Flesh cries out, "Don't move don't leave me" ♪ 1521 01:18:58,790 --> 01:19:02,750 ♪ Conscience runs till out of breath ♪ 1522 01:19:02,750 --> 01:19:07,130 ♪ Sunrise pregnant with your leaving ♪ 1523 01:19:07,130 --> 01:19:10,380 ♪ Creeping in like certain death ♪ 1524 01:19:20,310 --> 01:19:22,020 (SONG ENDS) 1525 01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:25,310 - Thank you for driving. - You're welcome. 1526 01:19:27,020 --> 01:19:28,860 You're not coming? 1527 01:19:28,860 --> 01:19:30,700 You can't walk up to the gates anymore, anyway. 1528 01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:35,030 Yeah, but I'm going to college. 1529 01:19:35,030 --> 01:19:36,870 Well, Dad will walk you to security. 1530 01:19:36,870 --> 01:19:38,580 Parking's too expensive here. 1531 01:19:56,850 --> 01:19:58,680 (PIANO PLAYING) 1532 01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:21,460 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1533 01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:37,760 (SOBS) 1534 01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:45,610 There it is. 1535 01:20:46,810 --> 01:20:47,810 There it is. (SOBS) 1536 01:20:48,770 --> 01:20:49,780 Hello. 1537 01:21:04,330 --> 01:21:05,920 (SOBS) 1538 01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:06,920 It's okay. 1539 01:21:09,420 --> 01:21:10,510 She'll be back. 1540 01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:14,050 She'll come back. 1541 01:21:16,890 --> 01:21:18,760 (GUITAR PLAYING) 1542 01:21:33,950 --> 01:21:35,030 (CAR HORN HONKING) 1543 01:22:27,580 --> 01:22:32,130 LARRY: She was worried that there would be errors or mistakes or something, 1544 01:22:32,130 --> 01:22:34,970 that you'd judge her writing abilities. 1545 01:22:36,050 --> 01:22:37,970 I wouldn't do that. 1546 01:22:37,970 --> 01:22:39,930 I thought you should have them, 1547 01:22:39,930 --> 01:22:44,060 but I want you to know how much she loves you, 1548 01:22:44,060 --> 01:22:46,810 but also don't tell her I salvaged them, okay? 1549 01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:49,810 Okay. 1550 01:22:49,820 --> 01:22:55,070 ("ALWAYS SEE YOUR FACE" PLAYING ♪) 1551 01:22:55,070 --> 01:22:58,410 ♪ Won't somebody please ♪ 1552 01:22:59,530 --> 01:23:05,910 ♪ Help me with my miseries ♪ 1553 01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:07,710 - Hey. - Hey. 1554 01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:11,090 Do you believe in God? 1555 01:23:11,090 --> 01:23:13,340 - Uh, no. - Why not? 1556 01:23:13,340 --> 01:23:15,930 (LAUGHS) Really? Uh, it's ridiculous. 1557 01:23:19,220 --> 01:23:24,020 People call each other by names that their parents made up for them, 1558 01:23:24,020 --> 01:23:25,690 but they won't believe in God. 1559 01:23:27,060 --> 01:23:28,100 What's your name? 1560 01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:34,860 Christine. My name is Christine. 1561 01:23:34,860 --> 01:23:36,280 Hey. I'm David. 1562 01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:37,780 You shake. (CHUCKLES) 1563 01:23:37,780 --> 01:23:40,030 - I shake. - Okay. (CHUCKLES) 1564 01:23:40,030 --> 01:23:42,620 - Where you from? - Sacramento. 1565 01:23:42,620 --> 01:23:44,990 Sorry. Where? 1566 01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:46,160 San Francisco. 1567 01:23:46,170 --> 01:23:49,420 Oh, cool. Yeah. San Francisco's a great city. 1568 01:23:49,420 --> 01:23:50,500 (CHUCKLES) Really. 1569 01:23:54,380 --> 01:23:58,840 ♪ Can't somebody see, yeah ♪ 1570 01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:01,890 ♪ What this world has done to me ♪ 1571 01:24:05,020 --> 01:24:07,230 LADY BIRD: Bruce. Bruce. 1572 01:24:07,230 --> 01:24:08,690 No. My name is David. 1573 01:24:08,690 --> 01:24:10,610 Jesus Christ. You have really bad music. 1574 01:24:10,610 --> 01:24:12,730 It's all greatest hits. 1575 01:24:12,730 --> 01:24:14,480 But they're the greatest. 1576 01:24:14,490 --> 01:24:15,940 What's wrong with that? 1577 01:24:15,950 --> 01:24:18,110 ♪ Where you go, go ♪ 1578 01:24:18,110 --> 01:24:21,540 ♪ You will always see my face ♪ 1579 01:24:24,580 --> 01:24:26,040 - (HURLS) - Oh, God! 1580 01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:27,710 LADY BIRD: I'm sorry. 1581 01:24:27,710 --> 01:24:29,710 (SIRENS BLARING) 1582 01:24:35,380 --> 01:24:37,180 What do you want us to do? She's drunk. 1583 01:24:41,100 --> 01:24:42,600 (SONG ENDS) 1584 01:24:58,780 --> 01:25:06,780 (SIGHS) 1585 01:25:42,280 --> 01:25:44,200 Excuse me. What day is it? 1586 01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:46,120 Sunday. 1587 01:25:46,120 --> 01:25:47,200 Thank you. 1588 01:25:47,210 --> 01:25:48,210 (BELL TOLLING) 1589 01:26:02,050 --> 01:26:04,220 - (BELL TOLLING CONTINUES) - (CHOIR SINGING) 1590 01:26:08,900 --> 01:26:11,190 (CHOIR SINGING CONTINUES) 1591 01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:25,330 (CHOIR SINGING CONTINUES) 1592 01:26:39,970 --> 01:26:42,100 (CHOIR SINGING CONTINUES) 1593 01:26:46,100 --> 01:26:47,890 (PHONE RINGING) 1594 01:26:58,110 --> 01:27:00,570 LARRY: Hi. You've reached the McPherson family. 1595 01:27:00,570 --> 01:27:02,410 Please leave a message. Thank you. 1596 01:27:02,410 --> 01:27:03,910 (BEEPS) 1597 01:27:03,910 --> 01:27:05,040 Hi, Mom and Dad. 1598 01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:08,870 It's me. Christine. 1599 01:27:10,540 --> 01:27:13,130 It's the name you gave me. It's a good one. 1600 01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:17,720 Dad, this is more for Mom. 1601 01:27:20,890 --> 01:27:22,510 Hey, Mom. 1602 01:27:25,140 --> 01:27:31,690 Did you feel emotional the first time that you drove in Sacramento? 1603 01:27:31,690 --> 01:27:35,480 I did, and I wanted to tell you, 1604 01:27:35,480 --> 01:27:38,400 but we weren't really talking when it happened. 1605 01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:42,820 All those bends I've known my whole life, 1606 01:27:42,820 --> 01:27:48,200 and stores and the whole thing. 1607 01:27:48,210 --> 01:27:54,540 (MARION'S INDISTINCT VOICE) 1608 01:27:54,550 --> 01:27:56,920 (MARION'S INDISTINCT VOICE CONTINUES) 1609 01:28:07,350 --> 01:28:08,940 But I wanted to tell you... 1610 01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:13,060 I love you. (SIGHS) 1611 01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:17,070 Thank you. I'm... 1612 01:28:20,030 --> 01:28:21,030 Thank you. 1613 01:28:31,370 --> 01:28:32,370 (INHALES) 1614 01:28:34,170 --> 01:28:36,420 (INSTRUMENTAL STARTS) 1615 01:33:33,730 --> 01:33:35,270 (MUSIC ENDS) 1616 01:33:36,270 --> 01:33:51,270 - Original SUB by FrancisSubs. - Colored HI and improvements by GoldBerg_44