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Do you think
I look like I'm from Sacramento?
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You are from Sacramento.
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You don't have to do that.
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Well, it's nice to make things
neat and clean.
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- You ready to go home?
- Ready.
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Her hand moved
behind his head and supported it.
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Her fingers moved gently in his hair.
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She looked up and across the barn,
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and her lips came together
and smiled mysteriously.
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You've been listening to...
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...The Grapes of Wrath,
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by John Steinbeck. If you...
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Our college trip took 21 hours
and five minutes.
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Hey, wait. Let's just sit
with what we heard.
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- Are you serious?
- Well, we don't have to constantly
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be entertaining ourselves, do we?
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I wish I could live through something.
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- Aren't you?
- Nope.
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The only exciting thing
about 2002 is that it's a palindrome.
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Okay, fine. Well, yours is
the worst life of all, so you win.
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- Oh, so now you're mad...
- No, it's just...
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- because I wanted to listen to music?
- you're being ridiculous,
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- because you have a great life.
- I'm sorry I'm not perfect.
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No one's asking you to be perfect.
Just considerate would do.
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I don't even want to go to school
in this state anyway.
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I hate California.
I want to go to the East Coast.
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Your dad and I will barely
be able to afford in-state tuition.
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- There are loans, scholarships.
- Your very smart brother...
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- he can't even find a job.
- He and Shelly work. They have jobs.
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They bag at the grocery store.
That is not a career.
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And they went to Berkeley.
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Your father's company
is laying off people right and left.
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Did you even know that?
No, of course you don't,
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because you don't think
about anybody but yourself.
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And Immaculate Heart is already a luxury.
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Immaculate Fart. You wanted that, not me.
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Miguel saw someone knifed
in front of him at Sac High.
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Is that what you want?
So, you're telling me
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that you want to see somebody
knifed right in front of you?
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He barely saw that.
I wanna go where culture is,
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- like New York, or at least Connecticut...
- How in the world did I raise such a snob?
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...or New Hampshire,
where writers live in the woods.
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You couldn't get
into those schools, anyway.
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- Mom!
- You can't even pass your driver's test.
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Because you wouldn't
let me practice enough!
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The way that you work...
or the way that you don't work...
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you're not even worth
state tuition, Christine.
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- My name is Lady Bird.
- Well, actually, it's not,
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- and it's ridiculous...
- Call me Lady Bird,
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- because your name is Christine.
- like you said you would.
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You should just go to city college.
You know, with your work ethic,
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just go to city college, and then to jail,
and then back to city college,
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and then maybe you'd learn to pull
yourself up and not expect everybody to...
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In the name of the Father,
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and the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
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Amen.
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- Let the Lord be with you.
- And also with you.
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I want to welcome all of you back
to the start of the new school year,
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all the Xavier boys
and Immaculate Heart girls.
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Hail Mary, full of grace.
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The Lord is with thee.
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Blessed art thou amongst women...
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Glory to you, O Lord.
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I pledge allegiance to the Flag
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of the United States of America,
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and to the Republic for which it stands,
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one Nation under God, indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.
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A vote for Amanda is a vote for boys,
boys and healthy vending machines,
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because no one wants a muffin
with that many calories.
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Whoo!
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Do not ask me, "Mr. Bruno,
is this gonna be on the finals,"
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or, "Mr. Bruno, is this
gonna be on the midterm?"
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Because I'm not gonna tell you.
That is none of your business.
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Those aren't the rules. This is my house.
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"A reading from a letter of St. John."
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We're afraid
that we will never escape our past,
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and we're afraid
of what the future will bring.
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We're afraid that we will not
get into the college of our choice.
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We're afraid we won't be loved,
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we won't be liked, we won't succeed.
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Here are the classics...
St. Augustine, of course,
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Aquinas, my favorite, Kierkegaard...
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Oh, wait until you hear his love story.
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It will make you swoon.
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And the coming
of our Savior, Jesus Christ.
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For the kingdom, the power,
and the glory are yours, now and forever.
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Amen.
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Some of the students
were disturbed by your posters.
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It's just a bird head
on a lady body, or vice versa.
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I think it's a little upsetting.
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It's my tradition to run for office.
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Don't worry. I won't win.
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That's not what I'm worried about.
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This won't mess
with my scholarship, will it?
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No. You're okay there.
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You have a performative streak, I think.
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Yeah, I think that too.
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Maybe you would enjoy theater arts.
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They're having auditions
for the fall musical.
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Do we have that here?
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It's a collaborative effort
with the men at Xavier.
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How am I a senior
and not know we have that?
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Perhaps you haven't always been
an active part of this community.
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They do a fall musical and a spring play,
and from what I hear, it's a real blast.
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What I'd really like
is to be on Math Olympiad.
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But math isn't something
you're terribly strong in.
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That we know of yet.
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- There you go.
- Thanks.
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"Julie" doesn't need to be in quotes.
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- But it's not my real name.
- It's not the same thing.
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I'm not sure you're right.
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I love this neighborhood.
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Yeah, it's so beautiful.
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If I lived here, I would
definitely have my wedding
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in the backyard.
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I'd have friends over all the time
to study and eat snacks.
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I'd be like, "Mom, we're taking
the snacks upstairs to the TV room."
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I'd have my own bathroom.
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I can't stop you dicks
from hanging out here,
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but quit wrinkling all the magazines!
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When I'm in this store,
I'm not your sister.
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I'm a customer, Miguel. I'm always right.
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Ever since she moved in, your brother
and Shelly are becoming the same person.
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No way.
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Yeah, okay. Maybe.
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See, why don't I look like that?
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Yeah. Just once, I'd like to have the song
"New York Groove" playing
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and feel like it
really applies to my life.
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You've never even been to New York.
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That's why I'm applying
to New York colleges.
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Do you know if Sarah Lawrence
is actually in the city?
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- Your parents would pay for that?
- Scholarships, financial aid...
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I'll figure it out. My mom thinks I can't
get in, but she is sorely mistaken.
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- What about terrorism?
- Don't be a Republican.
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Probably just gonna go to city college.
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Put the magazine back!
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Shit!
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- You doing okay, mama?
- Oh, yeah, that was terrifying, wasn't it?
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Thank God you were there.
So I guess we can't have pencils anymore.
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Yeah, just gotta go back
to quill tipped markers. Crayola.
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Right. Thank you. It's for you.
I got it for the baby.
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- I couldn't resist it.
- She loves pink.
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It's more for you and Andrea
than it is for the baby.
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I'm sorry I didn't have time to wrap it.
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- No, it's perfect.
- Okay. Good.
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I'll see you tomorrow. Or, I mean, later.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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Did you know toothpaste
is basically ineffective.
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- It's like sucking on a mint.
- Mike Kelly died.
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I didn't even know he was sick again.
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How old was he?
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Only 56.
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- Can Shelly and I get in there?
- In a minute, honey.
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- Dad and I are still in here.
- That's too young.
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- Lady Bird, you better be dressed.
- I am dressed.
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Yeah. I'm gonna send them a note.
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Do you think that Shelly and Miguel
have sex on the pullout couch?
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Oh, yeah.
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- Why can't I just make the eggs?
- Because you take too long,
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you make a big mess,
and I have to clean the whole thing up.
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Eggs aren't good
for the environment anyways.
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- What?
- You heard her.
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Eat quickly, please.
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Look at all these pictures.
Every newspaper looks like USA Today.
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Shelly and I are trying to be vegan,
hence the soy milk.
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You wear leather jackets.
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But they're vintage,
so they don't support the industry.
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They aren't done. There's white stuff.
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You know how much you love Brambles?
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Pigs are smarter than him even.
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I never thought Brambles
was a genius, okay?
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- Mom, the eggs are not done.
- Fine. Make your own fucking eggs.
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I wanted to. You won't let me.
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- Your sister doesn't like me.
- I'm hungry!
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- She does.
- You had your chance. Going to bed.
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Did you know that Alanis Morissette
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wrote this song in only ten minutes?
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I believe it.
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So, I'm applying
to a couple East Coast schools.
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I need you to help me with the financial
aid applications, but Mom can't know.
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We... Aren't they quite expensive?
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First, yes. That's why financial aid.
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Second, I have to get in first.
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Mom won't be happy about it.
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Which is why I don't
want to fight about it before I have to.
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- Just pull over here.
- Are you sure?
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- I can drive you to the front.
- No. This is fine. I like to walk.
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Well, I love you.
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So, what do you think about college?
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- See what I can do.
- Thanks, Dad.
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I love you too. Have a good day at work.
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Hey, I'm like Keith Richards.
I'm just happy to be anywhere.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- All right, girls.
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- Hope you like pickles.
- Thanks, Uncle Matt.
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- Sweet.
- He's not your uncle.
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Just something I'm trying out. Bye, Mom.
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- Bye.
- Love you.
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Bye. I love you.
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- Your mom really likes you.
- Yeah.
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- I just keep getting fatter.
- Me too.
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- Matt's awesome.
- Yeah.
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I hope he marries my mom.
That would be so nice.
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He promised me his old car when I turn 18.
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Ugh! That car should be illegal.
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Jenna Walton's not doing any off-roading.
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She just goes to Pavilions.
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I heard Jenna Walton
has a tanning bed in her house.
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She is so pretty.
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Her skin is luminous.
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Maybe we should try tanning.
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Yeah.
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...in the tub...
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I scoot myself under,
just like now, like this,
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and then the water just... whoop.
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Schwoop.
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Ooh, you're so gross!
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I think I figured it out
when I was, like, three or something.
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I take the showerhead...
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Oh, my God...
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Embarrassing, I use that.
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I don't know if mine
is the right kind though.
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Maybe it's different
when you actually have a penis in there.
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Like, it's more intense.
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Mine was pretty intense, I think.
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You're not supposed to eat the wafers.
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They're not consecrated.
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Being alive
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Okay. Christine.
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- Lady Bird.
- Is that your given name?
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- Yeah.
- Why is it in quotes?
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Well, I gave it to myself.
It's given to me, by me.
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Okay. Take it away, Lady Bird.
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Everybody says don't,
everybody says don't
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Everybody says don't, it isn't right
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Don't, it isn't nice
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Everybody says don't,
everybody says don't
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Everybody says don't walk on the grass
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Rolling along
240
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:18,918
Rolling along
241
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:22,967
Make me a channel of your peace
242
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:27,927
Where there is despair in life
Let me bring hope
243
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:32,977
Where there is darkness, only light
244
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:38,024
And where there's sadness, everjoy
245
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,736
There are giants in the sky
246
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:48,326
There are big, tall,
terrible giants in the sky
247
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,655
When you're way up high
And you look below
248
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,490
At the world you left
And the things you know
249
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,450
Little more than a glance
Is enough to show you
250
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,160
Just how small you are
251
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,751
I see light on in your room.
Go to bed.
252
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:06,009
- Congratulations.
- You too. We both got in.
253
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,837
Everyone who auditioned got in.
254
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,218
The part I got was basically
not getting in.
255
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,470
I don't even know
how I got cast in my part.
256
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,849
Me neither. I was the one
who had a dress and prepared a song.
257
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:18,147
- I know.
- Now you're gonna be all romantic
258
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:19,223
with Danny on stage.
259
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,934
It's probably my only shot at that,
you know?
260
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,941
- Do you have a pen?
- Yeah.
261
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,254
- Mom.
- We don't need to buy that.
262
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:45,083
It's only three dollars.
I'm having a hard week.
263
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,384
Well, if you wanna read it,
we can go down to the public library.
264
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,928
- I wanna read it in bed.
- That's something that rich people do.
265
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,096
We're not rich people.
266
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,511
Stop.
267
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,936
Stop it. Stop it.
268
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:01,558
Listen, stop.
269
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:02,892
Hey.
270
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,022
Hi.
271
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,229
Come here often?
272
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,439
Excuse me?
273
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,990
I'm Lady Bird.
We're gonna be in the musical together.
274
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:13,240
Oh, yeah. I remember you.
You were wearing that dress.
275
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:16,118
Well, I just wanted to say, "What's up,"
and I'll see you in rehearsal.
276
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,995
Thanks. I'm super excited.
You... You live in the neighborhood?
277
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,577
No. I'm from the wrong side of the tracks.
278
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,379
- Wh-What?
- Is that your family?
279
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:25,377
Yeah.
280
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,667
Wow. There's so many of you.
281
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,879
Irish Catholic. It's hard to find a girl
to date that's not my cousin.
282
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:34,841
Well, okay.
You're gonna make a great Franklin.
283
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,393
Oh, thanks. I want my hair...
or his hair... to be curly, though.
284
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,721
- Yeah.
- Like, um...
285
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,521
Like Jim Morrison. Very '70s.
286
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,066
- Like Jim Morrison. Exactly.
- Yeah.
287
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,609
- Danny!
- Oh, I gotta go.
288
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,062
Bye.
289
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,692
Who is Jim Morrison again?
290
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,869
He was in a rock band, moron. The Doors.
291
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,071
- I knew that.
- This is with your employee discount?
292
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,202
Yeah. It's already included.
293
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,329
Oh, my... Okay.
294
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,081
- Ma.
- Ma.
295
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,254
- Mana.
- Mana.
296
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,831
- Manala.
- Manala.
297
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:10,293
Because it's not important
to be right. It's only important to be...
298
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,548
- True.
- Exactly!
299
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,675
Purple.
300
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,472
Two.
301
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,639
Two.
302
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,809
Two.
303
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:26,768
Yesterday is done
304
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:30,821
See the pretty countryside
305
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:34,241
To get our emotions going,
we're going to play
306
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,286
first one to cry wins
307
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:40,911
Starting... now.
308
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,366
I'm playing too.
309
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,376
So is Miss Patty.
310
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,479
Oh...
311
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:11,563
I'm sorry.
312
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:12,984
I'm sorry.
313
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,655
I heard that before
he became a priest, he was married,
314
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:21,204
and had a son named Etienne,
who died at 17 of a drug overdose,
315
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,782
which maybe was a suicide.
316
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:26,085
But my mom says same difference,
if you're that careless with your life.
317
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,334
Oh, that's her. Gotta go.
318
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:30,960
- Bye, guys.
- Bye.
319
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,338
Oh, I almost forgot.
320
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:41,927
I brought you these hot rollers...
for your Jim Morrison hair.
321
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,888
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
322
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:48,065
- You'll have to show me how to use them.
- It would be my pleasure.
323
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:51,936
They look like sperms.
324
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,572
I ju... I just remembered,
I had a dream about you.
325
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,403
- Really?
- Yeah.
326
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,457
- What... What happened?
- Um, we were...
327
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,625
we were flying to Disneyland
on a giant carrot.
328
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,078
That's awesome.
329
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,414
- I love Disneyland.
- Yeah. Me too.
330
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:14,251
- I think it's kind of scary, but...
- Mm.
331
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,630
...I also love it.
332
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,762
So, everybody clear
on applying rules of exponents?
333
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,306
You guys with me? Don't leave me hanging.
334
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:24,976
Give me a nod. That's good.
Maybe even a verbal confirmation.
335
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:26,053
Yes.
336
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,139
Aha! Thank you.
That's what I like to hear.
337
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:31,442
All right. So I'm gonna be passing back
your graded quizzes.
338
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,487
I urge you to find the problems
where you went wrong and work them out.
339
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,564
Good job, Jules.
340
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:39,651
I can tell from your work
you even understood the ones you missed.
341
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,408
Suck a dick.
342
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,459
I like "Jules."
343
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:53,005
I just don't get why I'm not good at math.
My dad is really good in math.
344
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,378
Even Miguel has a math degree.
345
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,879
Maybe it's your mom's fault.
346
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,058
- You lose! Point Julie!
- No. Look.
347
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,688
- Wish me luck.
- Luck.
348
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,945
Hey, wanna dance?
349
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,322
Hell, yeah.
350
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:32,162
Six inches for the Holy Spirit.
351
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,475
That's us.
352
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:53,057
- Oh, uh, no. My mom's coming.
- No, she's not.
353
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,188
- Yeah, she is.
- The plan was to sleep over at my house.
354
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,268
No. It's fine.
355
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,020
Okay. Bye.
356
00:19:58,573 --> 00:19:59,484
Bye.
357
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,400
Hey, Matt.
358
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,666
Have you ever been out of the country?
359
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:14,123
- When I was little.
- Mm.
360
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:18,632
My... My dad had a job
that took him to Brazil.
361
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,459
I remember from the pictures.
362
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,510
My dream to...
363
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:25,806
- Oh. Sorry.
- No. No, you go.
364
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,884
I've never been out of the country.
365
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,685
It's, uh... It's my dream to go to Paris.
366
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,435
Ohh. Paris.
367
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,225
That's why I'm taking French.
368
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:39,608
My mom said French wasn't useful.
369
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:42,231
It is if you wanna go to Paris.
370
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,909
I still don't know how to use
those rollers that you gave me.
371
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,834
Oh... Oh, it's so easy.
372
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:58,005
- Um, so, after they heat up...
- Mm-hmm?
373
00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:01,505
...you... you take your hair
374
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:05,964
and you twist the hair like this, and...
375
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,980
Larry, how long will this hold us?
376
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:25,908
- I don't know.
- Well, somebody's gotta know.
377
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:29,861
I'm not sure.
378
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,073
What happens if somebody
gets in an accident?
379
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:35,534
Uh, the severance package
expires all at once.
380
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,120
Not within the calendar year.
381
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,877
- Is she home?
- Maybe just leave it tonight.
382
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,710
No, she knows better.
She can't sneak around like this.
383
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,135
Marion.
384
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,053
- You can't leave your room like this.
- I didn't.
385
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,756
None of these things were put away right.
386
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,933
- They aren't nice. Christine, now.
- I put my clothes away.
387
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,429
- My name is Lady Bird.
- Don't lie to me.
388
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,228
This uniform...
This is gonna look like trash on Monday.
389
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,478
This isn't right.
We can't treat our clothes like this.
390
00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:00,434
I don't know what
your wealthy friends do...
391
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,770
Why do you care what I do to my clothes?
392
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:08,484
Your father doesn't have a job.
393
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,535
He lost his job.
394
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,487
Do you need him to come in here
and explain that to you?
395
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,575
Of course, he probably wouldn't anyway.
He's Mr. Nice Guy,
396
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,580
- and I always have to be the bad guy.
- Can we please just talk...
397
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,911
- It can't look like a rag,
- ...about this tomorrow?
398
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,587
because that makes us look like rags.
399
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,665
You wanna know the truth?
Here's the truth.
400
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,842
Some of your friends' fathers
could employ your father,
401
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:28,091
and they're not gonna do it
if it looks like his family is trash.
402
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:29,137
You understand?
403
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:41,024
Didn't you ever go to sleep without
putting all your clothes away perfectly?
404
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,100
Like even once?
405
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,777
And don't you wish your mom
hadn't gotten angry?
406
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,157
My mother was an abusive alcoholic.
407
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:57,867
So, I understand you're not interested
in any Catholic colleges.
408
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:58,950
No way.
409
00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:02,580
Sorry. But yes, no way.
410
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:05,586
Then you'll be applying to UCs
and state schools.
411
00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:09,215
Yeah, but also those East Coast
liberal arts schools like Yale,
412
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:11,888
but not Yale,
because I probably couldn't get in.
413
00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,473
You definitely couldn't get in.
414
00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:20,389
Part of my job
is to help you be realistic.
415
00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:22,440
Yeah. It seems like everyone's job.
416
00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:25,486
Your SAT scores are strangely very good.
417
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:30,066
I had placed some calls to local alumni
of the schools you're interested in,
418
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:32,572
but unfortunately,
all the interviews are taken.
419
00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:34,494
So what does that mean?
420
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:38,449
It means you'll have to get in
on how you look on paper.
421
00:23:39,961 --> 00:23:44,922
Dreams don't die,
so keep an eye on your dream
422
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:47,920
And before you know where you are,
there you are
423
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,296
All right. Stop, stop, stop.
424
00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:01,643
Should we go home?
425
00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:04,440
My mom is always mad.
426
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:07,611
Doesn't matter if I get home late.
She'll be mad at me anyway.
427
00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:11,566
- Your mom's hard on you.
- Yeah, well, she loves me a lot.
428
00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:15,990
Pick a star for us.
429
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,203
That one. Right there.
430
00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:23,206
Next to the bright one,
and then the dim one. You see it?
431
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:24,874
Yeah.
432
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:27,790
That's our star.
433
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:31,334
You know...
434
00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:36,090
you can touch my boobs, right?
435
00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:40,473
I know. It's just that
I respect you too much for that.
436
00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:44,349
Cool. Awesome.
437
00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:47,059
I totally get that. Thank you.
438
00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,564
You're welcome.
439
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:51,567
If you had boobs,
I wouldn't touch them either.
440
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:53,694
I respect you so much...
441
00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:57,740
because I love you.
442
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,161
I love you too.
443
00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:09,502
- Let's name our star Claude.
- That's pretentious, don't you think?
444
00:25:09,592 --> 00:25:12,255
It's French. What should we name it?
445
00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:16,509
Bruce.
446
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,638
- I love you!
- I love you.
447
00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:25,396
Bruce.
448
00:25:27,652 --> 00:25:29,393
It's normal to not touch a penis.
449
00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:31,394
I have to go to class.
450
00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:34,148
- But I have free period.
- I need to pass history.
451
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:36,449
I think we're done with
the learning portion of high school.
452
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:37,992
- I'm gonna go.
- No.
453
00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:39,615
- Mm-hmm.
- I hate being alone.
454
00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:40,866
Bye! Love you!
455
00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:19,781
Did Danny say whether his grandmother
has a formal Thanksgiving?
456
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:23,204
I don't know. There are a lot of kids,
but she lives in the Fab 40s.
457
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,124
Oh, well, your dad and I went to a dinner
party once in that neighborhood.
458
00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:28,918
The CEO of ISC. That was pretty formal.
459
00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:32,130
You're not going to a funeral.
460
00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:35,209
Well, I don't know.
What says "rich people Thanksgiving"?
461
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:38,295
I just think it's such a shame that
you're spending your last Thanksgiving
462
00:26:38,389 --> 00:26:40,346
with a family you've never met
instead of us, but...
463
00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:42,720
I know. I guess you want it that way.
464
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:46,269
- Are you tired?
- No.
465
00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:49,348
- Hey, Marion.
- Hey, Joyce. Hey, how's the baby?
466
00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:52,276
- She's crawling.
- No! I wanna see a picture at checkout.
467
00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:53,943
- Okay.
- Okay.
468
00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:56,568
- 'Cause if you're tired, we can sit down.
- I'm not tired.
469
00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:59,024
Oh, okay. I just couldn't tell
because you were dragging your feet.
470
00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:01,117
Well, I just couldn't tell.
471
00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:03,657
Why didn't you just say,
"Pick up your feet"?
472
00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:04,738
I didn't know if you were tired.
473
00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,414
- You were being passive-aggressive.
- No, I wasn't.
474
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,366
- You are so infuriating.
- Please stop yelling.
475
00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:12,296
- I'm not yelling. Oh! Perfect!
- Honey, do you love it?
476
00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:38,902
So, because my grade book has...
disappeared, here's what we're gonna do.
477
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,233
I'm gonna count on you
to reconstruct it, okay?
478
00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:43,410
Now, I know you all know
your grades better than anybody.
479
00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:47,331
I have a general idea, but this is
all about the honor code right now.
480
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:49,957
Hi. A-minus.
481
00:27:50,044 --> 00:27:51,910
Pretty sure it was an A.
482
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:54,212
I'm not, but okay.
483
00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:56,836
It was. Trust me,
I know talent when I see it.
484
00:27:58,385 --> 00:28:00,251
You're welcome. Thank you.
485
00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:05,223
Hey, I think B.
486
00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:10,016
I thought it was more like B-minus,
maybe even C-plus territory?
487
00:28:10,106 --> 00:28:12,393
No, because I did really well
on the last quiz.
488
00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:14,566
Oh. I seem to remember you
doing only slightly better.
489
00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:16,359
That brought my average up to a B.
490
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:20,692
Okay. B it is.
491
00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:24,155
It's your honor.
492
00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:26,615
Lady Bird, your lover awaits!
493
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:29,618
- Hello, Danny! The famous Danny!
- Hi.
494
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,415
- Aw!
- Oh-ho-ho!
495
00:28:31,502 --> 00:28:33,789
Aren't you adorable?
496
00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:35,916
- Larry, isn't he adorable?
- He's adorable.
497
00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:39,374
You're driving her and everything. Wow.
498
00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:41,460
Yeah, well, thank you
for letting Lady Bird come
499
00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:43,637
to my grandmother's Thanksgiving,
Mrs. McPherson.
500
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,964
No. No more politeness. Call me Marion.
501
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:48,015
Oh. Well, nice to meet you, Mr. McPherson.
502
00:28:48,102 --> 00:28:50,469
Please, call me Mr. Larry McPherson.
503
00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:52,680
Larry. Sit down, Danny.
504
00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:55,060
- Can I get you something to drink?
- Oh, no, I'm fine.
505
00:28:55,151 --> 00:28:59,065
Hey, I'm Miguel, the brother. I think
Lady Bird wants to make an entrance.
506
00:28:59,155 --> 00:29:00,896
She's mad
we don't have a spiral staircase.
507
00:29:02,825 --> 00:29:04,236
- Shelly.
- What?
508
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:06,777
- Is my name.
- Oh. Hi.
509
00:29:06,871 --> 00:29:09,033
Hi.
510
00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:12,287
It's funny. On my way over here,
I went over the train tracks.
511
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,413
- Oh, you took H Street.
- Right. And so,
512
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:17,211
Lady Bird always says that she lives
on the wrong side of the tracks,
513
00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:19,665
but I always thought
that was like a metaphor.
514
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,842
- Oh.
- But there are actual train tracks.
515
00:29:24,013 --> 00:29:26,300
Oh, hi. You look amazing!
516
00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:29,724
- What the hell is in the duffel bag?
- Don't worry about it. Jeez.
517
00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:33,770
- My grandmother will love that dress.
- Okay.
518
00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:44,440
Wait.
519
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:46,820
- This is your grandma's house?
- Yeah.
520
00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:50,621
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, Danny! You're late.
521
00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:53,699
Oh, uh, well, thank you so much
for having us.
522
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,203
- This is Lady Bird.
- Hi.
523
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:58,082
Hi, honey. Been anxious to meet you.
524
00:29:58,172 --> 00:29:59,879
Your house is my favorite
525
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:01,547
- in all East Sacramento.
- Oh, thank you.
526
00:30:01,634 --> 00:30:04,092
Oh, my God!
527
00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:06,591
- Is this a joke?
- No.
528
00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:10,006
- Pull these out...
- Oh...
529
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,057
Almost done. Do you like it?
530
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:16,184
Lovely. I love it. Would you mind
doing the whole table for me?
531
00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:17,889
Okay.
532
00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:20,851
Dreams that will explode
533
00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:24,271
Waking up the countryside
534
00:30:24,365 --> 00:30:26,527
- How do you know when it's working?
- You'll know.
535
00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:28,529
- It's not working.
- It's not?
536
00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:30,485
- No.
- My sister said this was premium.
537
00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:33,413
- I'm working.
- I'm... I'm working too.
538
00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:34,956
No.
539
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,997
I can't feel my arms.
540
00:30:38,087 --> 00:30:39,794
You're working.
541
00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:43,207
I'm no easy A
542
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:44,290
Quiet...
543
00:30:44,385 --> 00:30:48,049
If Danny and I get married,
and then his grandma died,
544
00:30:48,138 --> 00:30:50,346
I'd inherit the dream house.
545
00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:52,344
Wouldn't his parents get it?
546
00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:54,175
Oh, yeah. We'd have to kill them,
547
00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:56,102
and we'd have to kill
his older brothers too.
548
00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:13,403
Yeah
549
00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:15,409
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
550
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:19,584
Where's Mr. Bruno's wife?
551
00:31:39,315 --> 00:31:40,806
- How's it going?
- Okay.
552
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:45,359
Mom, we...
we can't really talk right now.
553
00:31:48,282 --> 00:31:53,198
Well, happy Thanksgiving.
We missed you, Lady Bird.
554
00:31:53,287 --> 00:31:55,119
Try to run, try to hide,
try to keep it inside
555
00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,658
- Bye.
- Bye, Birdy.
556
00:31:59,752 --> 00:32:01,368
- Bye, Shelly.
- Bye, Shelly.
557
00:32:05,049 --> 00:32:07,507
Why does that cigarette look so weird?
558
00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:09,175
Like, not like a cigarette?
559
00:32:10,888 --> 00:32:12,299
'Cause it's a clove.
560
00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:22,768
Lick your lips. That's why they're sweet.
561
00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:31,064
Your mom was really sad you weren't here
tonight for Thanksgiving.
562
00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:34,825
Yeah, well, she hates me.
563
00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:37,828
She has a big heart, your mom.
564
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,576
She took me in
after my parents freaked out about...
565
00:32:45,047 --> 00:32:47,209
whatever, premarital sex.
566
00:32:50,386 --> 00:32:51,877
I admire her.
567
00:33:10,531 --> 00:33:11,521
Pray for us!
568
00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:13,026
Save Jesus in our heart!
569
00:33:13,117 --> 00:33:14,233
Forever!
570
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:21,197
Flying through the countryside
571
00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:24,034
Merrily we roll along, roll along
572
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:28,129
Catching a dream
573
00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:30,502
Stop fighting! Stop fighting!
574
00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:31,673
Hey!
575
00:33:33,971 --> 00:33:35,837
Hey, old friends
576
00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:38,389
How do we stay old friends
577
00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:43,641
It started out like a song
578
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:49,901
Me and you
579
00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:57,195
That's true. There she is.
580
00:33:57,286 --> 00:33:58,777
- Hi.
- Jules. Wow.
581
00:33:58,871 --> 00:34:00,407
- You were so good.
- Thank you.
582
00:34:00,497 --> 00:34:02,159
I couldn't believe that.
This is my wife Becky.
583
00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:05,162
Becky this is Jules.
She's one of my brightest students.
584
00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:07,369
- It's so-so nice to meet you.
- It's nice to meet you too.
585
00:34:07,463 --> 00:34:09,500
- How we doing? Feeling a little better?
- A little tired.
586
00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:11,206
- Yeah.
- Okay. All right, I gotta get her home.
587
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:13,542
We got the little one,
but that was really great, Jules.
588
00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:14,625
Thank you.
589
00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:16,798
Congratulations.
590
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:32,943
He didn't understand it.
591
00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:46,332
How long do you think you all will pee?
592
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:47,829
I drank so much soda.
593
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,752
- Fuck you.
- I just got my period.
594
00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:51,454
- Goddammit.
- Where're you going?
595
00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:53,130
There's never a line in the men's room.
596
00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:00,637
Uh, I...
597
00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:01,885
Oh, my God.
598
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:46,767
They're really nice socks.
599
00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:49,015
They're expensive, actually.
600
00:35:49,106 --> 00:35:51,189
They wick moisture away from your feet.
601
00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:53,141
My feet always have moisture.
602
00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:54,851
Mom, I love them.
603
00:35:54,945 --> 00:35:58,109
I'm sorry it's a small Christmas.
We wanted to...
604
00:35:58,198 --> 00:36:00,565
It's just a little small this year.
605
00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:01,649
These are nice.
606
00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:07,322
- Do you like it?
- Look.
607
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,537
- That's good.
- That's great.
608
00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:13,711
I had to get it. It makes me laugh.
609
00:36:22,139 --> 00:36:23,129
Dad, come in.
610
00:36:27,019 --> 00:36:28,305
How'd you know it was me?
611
00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:29,602
Mom doesn't knock.
612
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,850
No, she doesn't.
613
00:36:34,985 --> 00:36:38,149
Here they are.
Your completed financial aid applications.
614
00:36:38,238 --> 00:36:39,729
Thank you!
615
00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:42,315
- Merry Christmas.
- Thank you.
616
00:36:43,327 --> 00:36:45,068
Do you need money for the applications?
617
00:36:45,162 --> 00:36:46,619
- I can help with that too.
- No. No.
618
00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:47,821
I've got that.
619
00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:49,655
Summer job's covered it.
620
00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:51,491
This is why
we have computer shut off time.
621
00:36:51,585 --> 00:36:52,792
- This is our room.
- Okay, okay.
622
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:55,666
Just can you drive me to the post office
on Jade? It should still be open.
623
00:36:55,756 --> 00:36:59,170
Three, two, one.
624
00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:01,342
Happy New Year!
625
00:37:03,764 --> 00:37:05,175
Happy New Year!
626
00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:12,262
So you pull the nozzle out. You tip it in.
627
00:37:27,663 --> 00:37:28,653
Hey.
628
00:37:29,665 --> 00:37:31,577
I- I like your band.
629
00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:33,203
Uh, with Jonah Ruiz,
630
00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:34,955
- Lenfance New?
- L'enfance Nue.
631
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:41,007
Uh, well, I-I saw your Thanksgiving show.
632
00:37:41,093 --> 00:37:42,755
My name's Lady Bird.
633
00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:44,051
That's weird. You shake hands.
634
00:37:44,137 --> 00:37:45,298
Yeah.
635
00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:51,934
I'm friends with Jenna and she's always
talking about how great your band is.
636
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,761
So I wanted to check it out.
637
00:37:54,106 --> 00:37:55,972
- Yeah. Jenna's hella tight.
- Yeah.
638
00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:58,812
Maybe I'll see you at the Deuce
or something, huh?
639
00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:00,689
Sure. See you at the Deuce.
640
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,315
Hey.
641
00:38:02,406 --> 00:38:03,613
I'm not paying you to flirt.
642
00:38:03,699 --> 00:38:05,907
I wasn't flirting.
643
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,528
I wish you had been.
644
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,755
A reading from
the book of Genesis.
645
00:38:21,842 --> 00:38:25,131
"The Lord took Abram outside and said,
646
00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:27,963
'Look up at the sky
and count the stars if you can.'
647
00:38:28,432 --> 00:38:31,300
Just so, he added,
'Shall your descendants be.'
648
00:38:31,727 --> 00:38:33,844
Abram put his faith in the Lord.
649
00:38:33,937 --> 00:38:36,395
Who credited to him
as an act of righteousness."
650
00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:48,282
Okay, the first time we did it,
it was at his lake house last summer.
651
00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:51,952
- It was so funny.
- Oh, here you go.
652
00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:53,404
From Uncle Matt.
653
00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:56,707
I think he and my mom are fighting
so enjoy the lunches while you can.
654
00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:59,410
Oh, no thanks. I'm trying to lose weight.
655
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:00,540
Really?
656
00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:03,748
Sex is not a big deal.
It's just my mom called me during it.
657
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,583
- Skirt check.
- Was on my cell phone.
658
00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:07,134
The one she got me for emergencies.
659
00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:08,210
Did you pick up?
660
00:39:09,222 --> 00:39:12,260
Yeah. I was like,
"Um, Mom, I can't really talk right now."
661
00:39:14,144 --> 00:39:15,726
What was the emergency?
662
00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:19,313
- What?
- Uh, what was the emergency?
663
00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:21,607
- Oh, my great aunt died.
- I'm so sorry.
664
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:23,605
She kinda did it to herself.
665
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,903
Yeah. I don't know why you'd do that
if you're already so old.
666
00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:27,196
Ladies.
667
00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:28,398
Skirts.
668
00:39:31,453 --> 00:39:33,911
I'm going to write you a citation,
Miss Walton.
669
00:39:33,997 --> 00:39:35,659
No more short skirts.
670
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,910
Sarah Joan is all up in my junk.
671
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,621
She's a cunt.
672
00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:45,251
Birdy, you like her.
673
00:39:45,342 --> 00:39:47,504
Yeah, but she's a cunt.
674
00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,966
I have an idea
of how to get Sarah Joan back.
675
00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:54,681
- How?
- You'll see this afternoon.
676
00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:57,431
No, we have auditions this afternoon.
677
00:39:57,521 --> 00:40:02,232
Oh, right. I mean, uh,
I don't think I want to do the play.
678
00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:04,309
Meet me at the teacher's parking lot at 3.
679
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:06,735
- I'll have the materials.
- Okay.
680
00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:08,604
Wait, what was your name?
681
00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:10,314
Lady Bird.
682
00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:12,862
- Weird.
- Ladies.
683
00:40:12,953 --> 00:40:14,160
We have a decision to make.
684
00:40:14,246 --> 00:40:16,659
Prom themes. Top options so far,
685
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:19,286
cities of the world,
686
00:40:19,376 --> 00:40:21,584
eternal flame, and movies.
687
00:40:23,213 --> 00:40:24,954
Oh, where is Father Leviatch?
688
00:40:25,048 --> 00:40:27,085
All right, let's have everyone
take a knee. Huh?
689
00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:29,132
- What?
- Cozy sit.
690
00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:33,008
Now, I know you all miss Father Leviatch,
691
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:35,135
and I can tell you that
the brothers do too.
692
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:37,804
But I'm gonna give
this thing my best shot.
693
00:40:39,229 --> 00:40:41,687
Uh, now, usually
I'm the JV football coach,
694
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:45,483
but from what I can see, a play is a play.
695
00:40:45,569 --> 00:40:47,276
Where's Lady Bird?
696
00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:49,945
She's with her new best friend.
She thinks she's too cool for theater.
697
00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:51,897
If you can pull out your-your scripts,
698
00:40:51,992 --> 00:40:54,154
I've assigned a number
to each of your roles.
699
00:40:54,244 --> 00:40:56,611
And, uh, I'm gonna put the blocking
up here on the board,
700
00:40:56,705 --> 00:41:00,699
and then if you guys can transcribe that
back in your play books, that'd be great.
701
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,124
Who's playing what part?
702
00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:05,169
Uh, I had Miss Patty here assign roles,
since she knows you all.
703
00:41:05,255 --> 00:41:07,087
So, uh, call them out, Miss Patty.
704
00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:09,460
Okay, uh, Prospero. Danny.
705
00:41:09,551 --> 00:41:11,543
Danny. Nice. That's role one.
706
00:41:14,139 --> 00:41:15,380
Wait. Where do you live?
707
00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:19,008
Oh, um, The 40s.
708
00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:22,012
That's where our starter house was.
709
00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:23,721
Which street?
710
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:24,931
Um, 44th.
711
00:41:25,025 --> 00:41:27,392
It's the three-story blue one
712
00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:29,977
with the white shutters
and the American flag in the front.
713
00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:31,061
Yeah. I know that one.
714
00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:33,068
Do you want to go over there right now
and eat?
715
00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:35,783
I live in Granite Bay,
otherwise I'd say let's go there.
716
00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:39,661
Actually, I was thinking maybe
we should go to the Deuce.
717
00:41:39,748 --> 00:41:42,161
I was talking to Kyle about it,
and he was like,
718
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:45,038
"Whatever it's lame,
but maybe I'll see you there."
719
00:41:45,128 --> 00:41:46,619
How do you know Kyle?
720
00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:48,921
Oh, my mom made me get a job
at New Helvetia
721
00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:51,294
to learn, like, "responsibility."
722
00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:55,510
Anyway, we hang out there.
723
00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:57,088
Yeah. Kyle's awesome.
724
00:41:57,182 --> 00:41:58,593
Let's Deuce it up.
725
00:42:00,310 --> 00:42:02,768
Okay, guys. Now, look. Role one, right?
726
00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:04,891
You're gonna run, kind of,
a skinny post right up front.
727
00:42:04,981 --> 00:42:07,064
I want you to look straight
at the audience, okay.
728
00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:09,767
Don't be looking around and blabbing
at anybody if they walk by ya.
729
00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:12,228
Eight, nine, ten.
You're coming in hard, right here.
730
00:42:12,322 --> 00:42:13,608
'Cause these guys are gonna love it.
731
00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:17,317
Don't talk amongst yourselves.
Now, coming in slow, we're singing.
732
00:42:18,328 --> 00:42:20,695
This is singing. Wide lines are singing.
733
00:42:20,789 --> 00:42:22,655
We're singing. We're singing.
734
00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:24,786
Danny's not singing yet. He's all alone.
735
00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:27,459
Singing. Eight, nine, ten...
You come in hot!
736
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,081
You come in hot!
737
00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:34,883
- This is the Deuce?
- Yeah.
738
00:42:34,970 --> 00:42:37,337
- It's a parking lot?
- Yeah.
739
00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:41,887
We were in one parking lot
and we went to another parking lot?
740
00:42:41,977 --> 00:42:45,436
Hey, Kyle. Lady Bird and I just decorated
the Nun-mobile.
741
00:42:45,522 --> 00:42:47,559
Like, just married to Jesus.
742
00:42:47,649 --> 00:42:48,856
That's hella tight.
743
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,197
What you do is very baller.
744
00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:05,872
- You're very anarchist.
- Yeah.
745
00:43:05,959 --> 00:43:07,075
Fuck 'em.
746
00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:08,750
Don't worry, I'm not gonna snitch on you.
747
00:43:08,837 --> 00:43:11,500
Well, I hope not
'cause I'd fuckin' kill your family.
748
00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:15,423
- What?
- Sorry.
749
00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:17,968
I... That-That was an exaggeration.
750
00:43:18,054 --> 00:43:19,465
It's okay.
751
00:43:19,556 --> 00:43:21,548
My dad has cancer, so
752
00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:23,257
I guess God's doing that for us.
753
00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:25,058
Oh, I'm sorry.
754
00:43:27,564 --> 00:43:29,180
You work at New Helvetia, right?
755
00:43:29,274 --> 00:43:30,560
Right.
756
00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:33,984
Can I get your number? We were looking
to set up more gigs down there.
757
00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:35,106
Definitely.
758
00:43:38,158 --> 00:43:40,571
It's my parents number.
759
00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:42,492
You don't have a cell phone?
760
00:43:42,579 --> 00:43:43,865
- Nah.
- Good girl.
761
00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,787
Government didn't have to
put tracking devices on us.
762
00:43:45,874 --> 00:43:47,706
We bought them and put them on ourselves.
763
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:49,408
I don't own a tracking device.
764
00:43:49,502 --> 00:43:52,210
No, no, no. The cell phones.
765
00:43:52,297 --> 00:43:53,913
- You see?
- Wow.
766
00:43:54,007 --> 00:43:55,123
Yeah. I know.
767
00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:58,000
I mean, you'll have one eventually.
Everyone's gonna have one.
768
00:43:58,094 --> 00:44:01,087
And then, it'll be a matter of time.
769
00:44:01,181 --> 00:44:02,342
Before what?
770
00:44:02,432 --> 00:44:04,094
Before they put them in our brains.
771
00:44:40,595 --> 00:44:41,881
What do you want from me?
772
00:44:44,057 --> 00:44:45,138
Yes?
773
00:44:45,225 --> 00:44:48,263
My-My grandma wanted me to tell you that
she missed you at Christmas.
774
00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:52,684
Yeah. Well, I couldn't have gone anyway.
My mom was pissed about Thanksgiving.
775
00:44:52,774 --> 00:44:55,266
Your mom is crazy. I'm scared of her.
776
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:59,354
She's not crazy.
She's just, you know, she has a big heart.
777
00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:00,437
She's very warm.
778
00:45:00,532 --> 00:45:01,648
I don't find your mother warm.
779
00:45:01,741 --> 00:45:03,778
- You don't?
- No. No, she's warm. Yeah.
780
00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:06,702
- But she's also, kind of, scary.
- Well, you can't be scary and warm.
781
00:45:06,788 --> 00:45:09,280
- I think you can. Your mom is.
- You're gay.
782
00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:12,249
Fuck me.
783
00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:14,577
Can you not tell anyone, please?
784
00:45:14,671 --> 00:45:16,879
I'm so sorry about everything.
785
00:45:16,965 --> 00:45:20,834
I'm so ashamed of all of it.
786
00:45:20,927 --> 00:45:24,841
It's just... It's going to be bad
and I just need a little bit of time
787
00:45:24,931 --> 00:45:27,765
to figure out how I'm going to tell
my mom and dad and...
788
00:45:27,851 --> 00:45:29,513
Don't worry.
789
00:45:36,192 --> 00:45:37,228
I won't tell.
790
00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:40,894
It's okay.
791
00:45:50,582 --> 00:45:51,572
It's okay.
792
00:45:55,128 --> 00:45:57,336
And do you have a support system?
793
00:45:58,423 --> 00:45:59,630
What do you mean?
794
00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:04,836
Who do you turn to when you feel this way?
795
00:46:07,891 --> 00:46:09,177
No one, I guess.
796
00:46:11,227 --> 00:46:12,388
I'm sorry.
797
00:46:12,478 --> 00:46:13,810
No, don't be sorry.
798
00:46:13,897 --> 00:46:16,514
There's no wrong answer.
799
00:46:18,234 --> 00:46:20,021
Please don't tell your daughter.
800
00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:21,147
No. Of course not.
801
00:46:22,405 --> 00:46:23,395
Of course not.
802
00:46:26,743 --> 00:46:28,905
Remember that you are dust
and to dust you will return.
803
00:46:36,336 --> 00:46:38,578
Remember that you are dust
and to dust you will return.
804
00:46:44,052 --> 00:46:47,966
It's a new system. You just enter
your social security number and...
805
00:46:52,769 --> 00:46:54,226
- Davis?
- Davis is good.
806
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:56,975
- Maybe you shoulda looked at it.
- It's only half an hour away.
807
00:46:57,065 --> 00:46:59,773
- Less if you're driving fast.
- I went to graduate school there.
808
00:46:59,859 --> 00:47:02,727
- Lots of smart people go to Davis.
- I thought Berkeley had to accept me.
809
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,812
You and Miguel went there. I'm a legacy.
810
00:47:04,906 --> 00:47:06,522
Uh, not if we don't give money.
811
00:47:06,616 --> 00:47:08,733
- And you get bad grades.
- And what do you know about it?
812
00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:09,987
- Meaning?
- Nothing.
813
00:47:10,078 --> 00:47:11,614
- No. What are you implying?
- Nothing!
814
00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:13,491
You fucking racist!
815
00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:16,415
- I didn't say anything!
- I didn't put down my race!
816
00:47:16,501 --> 00:47:20,211
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure they had no idea, Miguel!
817
00:47:20,296 --> 00:47:21,832
You're actually fucking evil.
818
00:47:23,383 --> 00:47:25,340
- What is wrong with you?
- Go. Go to your room.
819
00:47:25,426 --> 00:47:27,509
- I'm not five!
- I didn't raise you like this.
820
00:47:27,595 --> 00:47:29,006
I don't have to go anywhere.
821
00:47:29,097 --> 00:47:31,054
I'm not going to a fucking university
822
00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:34,258
that's famous for
its fucking agricultural school!
823
00:47:35,645 --> 00:47:38,934
And Miguel and Shelly, you'll never
get jobs with all that shit in your face.
824
00:47:55,415 --> 00:47:57,156
Hi.
825
00:47:57,250 --> 00:47:59,116
Um, help yourself to anything
in the fridge.
826
00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:01,543
My parents are upstairs,
but they don't care if you drink.
827
00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:02,710
Okay. Cool.
828
00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:21,479
I hate that shit.
829
00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:23,766
But you smoke.
830
00:48:23,860 --> 00:48:25,567
I smoke hand-rolled cigarettes.
831
00:48:25,653 --> 00:48:27,394
Never industrially produced.
832
00:48:27,488 --> 00:48:28,649
Never cloves.
833
00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:30,197
What's wrong with cloves?
834
00:48:30,283 --> 00:48:31,945
Can't inhale cloves. What's the point?
835
00:48:32,035 --> 00:48:33,151
Oh.
836
00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:34,701
You're not supposed to.
837
00:48:34,787 --> 00:48:38,121
Well, cloves were what I first smoked
when I was young.
838
00:48:38,207 --> 00:48:40,790
So, you know, it's a force of habit.
839
00:48:40,877 --> 00:48:43,210
It has fiberglass.
840
00:48:43,296 --> 00:48:44,878
- Really?
- Yeah.
841
00:48:44,964 --> 00:48:46,546
Rolling your own is best.
842
00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:48,294
Also, like...
843
00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:52,173
I'm trying as much as possible not
participate in our economy.
844
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:53,595
I don't like money.
845
00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:55,806
So...
846
00:48:55,892 --> 00:48:57,975
I'm trying to live by bartering alone.
847
00:48:58,061 --> 00:49:00,144
But doesn't Catholic school cost money?
848
00:49:00,229 --> 00:49:03,017
Yeah. The diocese we're in
are super into it.
849
00:49:04,025 --> 00:49:05,687
It mattered to my dad that...
850
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,731
I go to Xavier, so
851
00:49:08,821 --> 00:49:11,279
just trying to make him happy.
852
00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:27,504
- I haven't had sex yet.
- Me neither.
853
00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:29,456
- With another person. Really?
- Nope. Me either. Yeah.
854
00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:38,924
It's the tanning bed.
855
00:49:39,018 --> 00:49:41,101
Julie will love this.
856
00:49:41,187 --> 00:49:42,143
Who's Julie?
857
00:50:04,085 --> 00:50:07,249
Lady Bird. You can't lock the door when
we have one bathroom.
858
00:50:07,338 --> 00:50:08,795
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
859
00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:11,123
It's just this is the only place
I can get any privacy.
860
00:50:11,217 --> 00:50:12,924
You really need to use two towels?
861
00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,421
Uh, no.
862
00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:15,969
- I guess no.
- If you need to use two towels,
863
00:50:16,055 --> 00:50:18,138
you just have to say
because this affects my whole day.
864
00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:19,635
Because I have to do laundry before work
865
00:50:19,725 --> 00:50:21,887
and I need to know if there's more towels
that I need to wash.
866
00:50:21,978 --> 00:50:23,344
I just need one. Sorry.
867
00:50:23,438 --> 00:50:27,022
Okay. Well, let me get to the mirror,
I've gotta get going.
868
00:50:35,074 --> 00:50:40,490
When do you think
is a normal time to have sex?
869
00:50:40,580 --> 00:50:42,492
- You're having sex?
- No.
870
00:50:42,582 --> 00:50:45,825
Um, college is good.
871
00:50:45,918 --> 00:50:50,458
I think college and use protection
like we talked about.
872
00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:51,538
Okay.
873
00:51:00,516 --> 00:51:02,223
Is Dad depressed?
874
00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:04,343
Why do you ask that?
875
00:51:05,605 --> 00:51:07,892
The pills. They have Dad's name on them.
876
00:51:07,982 --> 00:51:11,646
Dad's been struggling
with depression for years.
877
00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:17,151
I didn't know that.
878
00:51:18,159 --> 00:51:20,321
Money is not life's report card.
879
00:51:21,496 --> 00:51:22,782
He's depressed about money?
880
00:51:22,872 --> 00:51:27,367
Being successful doesn't mean anything
in and of itself.
881
00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:28,996
It just means that you're successful.
882
00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:30,748
Yeah, but then you're successful.
883
00:51:30,838 --> 00:51:32,955
But that doesn't mean that you're happy.
884
00:51:33,049 --> 00:51:34,585
But he's not happy.
885
00:51:47,355 --> 00:51:49,312
I have to get out of Sacramento.
886
00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:51,765
Why?
887
00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:53,858
Because it's soul killing.
888
00:51:55,238 --> 00:51:57,150
It's the Midwest of California.
889
00:51:59,158 --> 00:52:00,945
Isn't there a thing, like,
890
00:52:01,035 --> 00:52:03,072
"Think globally, act locally"?
891
00:52:04,664 --> 00:52:07,953
I feel that the person who said that
didn't live in Sacramento.
892
00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:12,127
Ah!
893
00:52:12,213 --> 00:52:13,374
I love it here.
894
00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:15,205
I want to send my daughters
to Immaculate Heart.
895
00:52:16,092 --> 00:52:18,129
I wanna... You know, I wanna be a mom.
896
00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:20,593
At least go to San Francisco.
897
00:52:22,932 --> 00:52:23,922
I don't like hills.
898
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:32,390
Start simple with x plus three
times x plus two.
899
00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:34,566
- Now if we use FOIL, where do we start?
- Julie?
900
00:52:36,529 --> 00:52:37,519
Julie?
901
00:52:39,407 --> 00:52:41,023
Julie. Hey.
902
00:52:41,117 --> 00:52:42,574
What do you want from Julie?
903
00:52:43,703 --> 00:52:44,819
Darlene, can you excuse us?
904
00:52:44,912 --> 00:52:46,278
Darlene's staying.
905
00:52:46,372 --> 00:52:47,613
Why aren't you in Algebra 2?
906
00:52:47,707 --> 00:52:49,118
- I switched sections.
- Why?
907
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:50,790
Aren't Jenna and Kyle enough?
908
00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:54,081
I'm sorry that you're jealous.
909
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:55,753
Jenna's a moron, you know.
910
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,502
She's not. She's in AP Calculus.
911
00:52:57,592 --> 00:52:58,958
She's a moron in a deeper sense.
912
00:52:59,051 --> 00:53:00,132
You don't even know her.
913
00:53:00,219 --> 00:53:03,553
Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way,
you just never showed up to claim it!
914
00:53:03,639 --> 00:53:06,302
- What role?
- The tempest!
915
00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:10,227
- There is no role of the tempest!
- It is the titular role!
916
00:53:10,313 --> 00:53:13,272
No, it's a made up thing
so we all can participate!
917
00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:17,351
You can't do anything unless
you're the center of attention, can you?
918
00:53:17,445 --> 00:53:20,313
Yeah. Well, you know your mom's tits,
they're fake. Totally fake!
919
00:53:20,406 --> 00:53:22,614
She made one bad decision at 19!
920
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:24,191
Two bad decisions!
921
00:53:24,285 --> 00:53:27,904
And at 15, this girl was pregnant.
922
00:53:27,997 --> 00:53:30,614
She decided that
she was going to get an abortion.
923
00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:34,372
It made sense.
It was the right thing to do.
924
00:53:34,462 --> 00:53:37,079
- She was sitting there...
- Let me guess, she didn't get it.
925
00:53:37,173 --> 00:53:40,007
...and something deep inside of her said,
926
00:53:40,092 --> 00:53:41,958
- "No."
- Bingo.
927
00:53:42,053 --> 00:53:43,965
Anyone want to guess who this woman is?
928
00:53:44,972 --> 00:53:46,088
The young lady right here.
929
00:53:46,182 --> 00:53:48,799
- You?
- No. It was not me.
930
00:53:48,893 --> 00:53:50,725
Um, your friend?
931
00:53:50,811 --> 00:53:52,268
No.
932
00:53:52,355 --> 00:53:54,722
The girl in the story was...
933
00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:56,931
my mother.
934
00:53:59,070 --> 00:54:03,360
I am that baby that
she decided not to abort.
935
00:54:03,449 --> 00:54:04,985
That could have been me.
936
00:54:05,076 --> 00:54:06,783
That could have been my fate.
937
00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:09,907
Just because something looks ugly
doesn't mean it's morally wrong.
938
00:54:09,997 --> 00:54:11,329
What did you say, ma'am?
939
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:14,912
- Nothing.
- Please. Share.
940
00:54:16,295 --> 00:54:18,002
I said,
941
00:54:18,089 --> 00:54:22,083
"Just because something looks ugly
doesn't mean that it's morally wrong."
942
00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:24,759
You think dead children
aren't morally wrong?
943
00:54:24,845 --> 00:54:30,432
No. I'm just saying that if you took
up close pictures of my vagina
944
00:54:30,518 --> 00:54:34,057
while I was on my period, it would be
disturbing, but it doesn't make it wrong.
945
00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:35,136
Excuse me?
946
00:54:35,231 --> 00:54:37,723
Listen. If your mother had
had the abortion,
947
00:54:37,817 --> 00:54:40,400
we wouldn't have to sit through
this stupid assembly.
948
00:54:45,991 --> 00:54:48,404
Suspended? How does this happen?
949
00:54:48,494 --> 00:54:51,032
Everything we do is for you. Everything.
950
00:54:51,122 --> 00:54:53,034
Do you think
I like driving that car around?
951
00:54:53,124 --> 00:54:54,285
- No.
- Do you?
952
00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:56,082
- No.
- Do you think I like working double shifts
953
00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:57,249
at the psych hospital?
954
00:54:57,336 --> 00:54:59,453
- No.
- You needed to go to the Catholic school
955
00:54:59,547 --> 00:55:02,790
because your brother saw somebody knifed
in front of him at the public school.
956
00:55:02,883 --> 00:55:05,341
Is that what you want?
Larry, what are you doing on the computer?
957
00:55:05,428 --> 00:55:07,215
- Nothing.
- You think your dad and I don't know
958
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:09,887
how ashamed that you are of us?
Your dad knows.
959
00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:13,349
Your dad knows why you ask him to drop you
off a block away from school every day.
960
00:55:13,436 --> 00:55:16,019
- Dad, I didn't mean to.
- You made him feel horrible!
961
00:55:16,105 --> 00:55:17,471
- Horrible! You know that?
- I'm sorry.
962
00:55:17,565 --> 00:55:19,648
- Marion, you didn't have to bring that up.
- No, Larry, you can't just be
963
00:55:19,734 --> 00:55:21,396
the nice guy. She has to know.
964
00:55:21,485 --> 00:55:22,896
She has to know how you feel.
965
00:55:22,987 --> 00:55:25,525
Otherwise, she's just gonna think
she can say anything at all,
966
00:55:25,614 --> 00:55:28,027
and nobody ever gets hurt.
967
00:55:28,117 --> 00:55:29,858
Wrong side of the tracks!
968
00:55:29,952 --> 00:55:31,568
- I didn't mean it that way.
- Yeah.
969
00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:33,278
- It was a joke.
- Yeah. It's just a joke Mom and Dad.
970
00:55:33,372 --> 00:55:36,206
They don't care. We didn't think we'd be
in this house for 25 years.
971
00:55:36,292 --> 00:55:37,908
We thought we would've moved
some place better.
972
00:55:38,002 --> 00:55:39,789
Whatever we give you, it's never enough.
973
00:55:39,879 --> 00:55:41,586
- It's never enough.
- It is enough.
974
00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:43,880
Do you have any idea
what it costs to raise you?
975
00:55:43,966 --> 00:55:47,380
And how much you're just throwing away
every day?
976
00:55:47,470 --> 00:55:49,086
Give me a number.
977
00:55:50,556 --> 00:55:51,546
What?
978
00:55:58,147 --> 00:55:59,479
Give me a number.
979
00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:01,894
I don't understand.
980
00:56:01,984 --> 00:56:04,943
You give me a number
for how much it cost to raise me.
981
00:56:05,029 --> 00:56:07,521
And I'm going to get older
and make a lot of money,
982
00:56:07,615 --> 00:56:09,356
and write you a check for what I owe you.
983
00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:11,737
So that I never have
to speak to you again.
984
00:56:12,912 --> 00:56:16,451
Well I highly doubt that you will be able
to get a job good enough to do that.
985
00:56:22,588 --> 00:56:24,420
So the attack on Baghdad last night,
986
00:56:24,507 --> 00:56:26,169
it was absolutely unbelievable.
987
00:56:26,258 --> 00:56:28,875
That's right. Yeah, the
likes of which, uh, many US...
988
00:56:28,969 --> 00:56:31,461
- Hello?
- Hey, it's me, Jenna.
989
00:56:31,555 --> 00:56:33,888
Hey. Are you calling me from school?
990
00:56:33,974 --> 00:56:37,433
No. We got out early 'cause all the
Irish girls got totally sloshed by noon.
991
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,762
Oh, right. Happy St. Patrick's Day.
992
00:56:39,855 --> 00:56:43,439
Yeah. I guess they'd been stockpiling
mini liquor bottles in the tampon machine,
993
00:56:43,526 --> 00:56:45,062
and now they're all throwing up.
994
00:56:45,152 --> 00:56:46,984
Everyone else got out early.
995
00:56:47,988 --> 00:56:49,695
So, guess where I am.
996
00:56:49,782 --> 00:56:50,943
I don't know. Where?
997
00:56:51,033 --> 00:56:53,867
Ding dong. I'm outside.
998
00:56:53,953 --> 00:56:56,411
- What?
- I'm standing outside.
999
00:56:57,957 --> 00:57:00,324
No. Just leave.
1000
00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:01,407
Leave.
1001
00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:04,627
- Fuck!
- Hello.
1002
00:57:04,713 --> 00:57:05,794
Hi.
1003
00:57:13,264 --> 00:57:14,596
So this is your house?
1004
00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:17,761
Yeah.
1005
00:57:17,852 --> 00:57:20,845
That lady in the other house
was totally freaked out.
1006
00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:24,022
That's my friend's grandma.
That's her house.
1007
00:57:26,277 --> 00:57:28,189
Why did you say it was your house?
1008
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,607
I wished I lived in that house.
1009
00:57:34,702 --> 00:57:38,286
I don't even sort of understand why
somebody would lie about that.
1010
00:57:38,372 --> 00:57:39,988
I- I didn't lie.
1011
00:57:40,082 --> 00:57:41,994
You lied. You're a liar.
1012
00:57:42,084 --> 00:57:43,916
I hate dishonesty.
1013
00:57:44,003 --> 00:57:44,993
I'm sorry.
1014
00:57:49,758 --> 00:57:51,499
Apology accepted, I guess.
1015
00:57:54,179 --> 00:57:55,886
Are we still friends?
1016
00:57:56,891 --> 00:58:00,635
I mean, if you're still Kyle's girlfriend,
then yeah, I guess I'll see you around.
1017
00:58:07,109 --> 00:58:10,227
Mortar rounds fired at the camp
that will fly over them
1018
00:58:10,321 --> 00:58:13,485
if they are down below
on surface of the ground.
1019
00:58:13,574 --> 00:58:16,942
And that is hard work, indeed. Believe me.
We've had to do it...
1020
00:58:19,872 --> 00:58:21,033
I'm ready.
1021
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:23,748
What?
1022
00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:26,577
I'm ready to have sex.
1023
00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:28,707
Oh. Okay.
1024
00:58:29,798 --> 00:58:30,788
Great.
1025
00:58:39,308 --> 00:58:41,425
You're so dexterous with that.
1026
00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:42,508
Thanks.
1027
00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:47,688
Oh.
1028
00:58:55,824 --> 00:58:57,315
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1029
00:59:20,641 --> 00:59:21,631
Are you...
1030
00:59:22,434 --> 00:59:25,017
- Are you done?
- Yeah. Yes.
1031
00:59:26,355 --> 00:59:28,347
Sorry. I was confused.
1032
00:59:29,441 --> 00:59:31,524
- You have like...
- What?
1033
00:59:31,610 --> 00:59:33,943
- You have some sort of like blood.
- What?
1034
00:59:34,029 --> 00:59:35,645
Oh. Shit!
1035
00:59:35,739 --> 00:59:37,196
I get nosebleeds.
1036
00:59:38,826 --> 00:59:40,237
- Here.
- Thanks.
1037
00:59:40,327 --> 00:59:41,317
I'm sorry.
1038
00:59:42,454 --> 00:59:43,570
No. I'm good.
1039
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:47,415
Remember when tie-dye
was an activity?
1040
00:59:47,501 --> 00:59:50,915
Oh, I didn't make that shirt.
My parents got it for me at Sea Ranch.
1041
00:59:51,005 --> 00:59:53,497
You can read Sea Ranch if you look close.
1042
00:59:56,719 --> 00:59:58,676
Cut to ten years later.
1043
01:00:00,264 --> 01:00:01,846
What?
1044
01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:04,470
Like how ten years ago,
you were in first grade.
1045
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,222
Now we cut to...
1046
01:00:07,688 --> 01:00:10,396
What does cut to mean to you?
1047
01:00:10,482 --> 01:00:13,395
Or like, you know, little did he know.
1048
01:00:13,485 --> 01:00:15,021
Nothing you're saying is making any sense.
1049
01:00:15,112 --> 01:00:16,899
How we're not virgins now.
1050
01:00:16,989 --> 01:00:20,198
We deflowered each other.
We have each other's flowers.
1051
01:00:27,082 --> 01:00:28,163
Sorry.
1052
01:00:30,044 --> 01:00:31,205
I'm just happy.
1053
01:00:36,133 --> 01:00:38,250
I didn't lose my virginity to you.
1054
01:00:40,846 --> 01:00:41,836
Wait...
1055
01:00:42,848 --> 01:00:43,838
What?
1056
01:00:44,850 --> 01:00:47,183
I lost my virginity to Cassy Duvall.
1057
01:00:48,437 --> 01:00:49,427
Excuse me?
1058
01:00:49,521 --> 01:00:51,057
You said you were a virgin.
1059
01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:53,185
No, I didn't. 'Cause I'm not.
1060
01:00:53,275 --> 01:00:55,483
- And I haven't lied in two years.
- Oh, Jesus.
1061
01:00:57,780 --> 01:01:00,568
Yeah. I probably slept with,
like, six people.
1062
01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:05,740
You don't even know if it's six people?
1063
01:01:05,829 --> 01:01:07,570
I don't keep a list.
1064
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:08,905
Why wouldn't you keep a list?
1065
01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:10,991
- We're in high school.
- Whoa. Why are you... What?
1066
01:01:11,085 --> 01:01:14,328
- Why are you getting so moody?
- You did say you were a virgin.
1067
01:01:15,339 --> 01:01:17,205
I think you might've made an assumption.
1068
01:01:19,176 --> 01:01:21,589
I just had a whole experience
that was wrong.
1069
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:24,136
- Look, you're deciding to be upset.
- No. I am upset.
1070
01:01:24,223 --> 01:01:26,306
Because you're deciding to be.
Don't be mad at me for this.
1071
01:01:26,391 --> 01:01:29,054
It's stupid. You can't be mad at me
for something I have no control over.
1072
01:01:29,144 --> 01:01:31,056
I just wanted it to be special.
1073
01:01:31,146 --> 01:01:34,264
Why? You're gonna have so much
unspecial sex in your life.
1074
01:01:34,358 --> 01:01:37,851
I was on top!
Who the fuck is on top their first time?
1075
01:01:37,945 --> 01:01:40,779
You have any, like, awareness of how many
civilians we've killed
1076
01:01:40,864 --> 01:01:43,277
- since the invasion in Iraq started...
- Shut up!
1077
01:01:43,367 --> 01:01:44,448
Shut up.
1078
01:01:45,744 --> 01:01:48,202
Different things can be sad.
It's not all war.
1079
01:01:58,132 --> 01:02:00,169
Are we still going to prom together?
1080
01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:02,708
Sure.
1081
01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:28,735
I thought Miguel was gonna pick me up.
1082
01:02:28,829 --> 01:02:31,537
Well, I was just arriving from work
and it was easier.
1083
01:02:33,458 --> 01:02:34,574
You okay?
1084
01:02:37,337 --> 01:02:38,999
Aww, honey.
1085
01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:40,250
He...
1086
01:02:41,258 --> 01:02:44,376
Oh. Oh, it's okay.
1087
01:02:44,469 --> 01:02:46,051
It's okay.
1088
01:02:49,057 --> 01:02:50,719
What's this sweater?
1089
01:02:51,894 --> 01:02:55,183
This is... My friend,
Jenna, gave it to me.
1090
01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:56,604
Who's Jenna?
1091
01:02:56,690 --> 01:02:57,851
My friend.
1092
01:03:02,321 --> 01:03:04,938
You wanna do our favorite Sunday activity?
1093
01:03:05,032 --> 01:03:06,523
I don't have a second shift.
1094
01:03:09,244 --> 01:03:10,234
Yeah.
1095
01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:51,025
The attack came in waves,
1096
01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:54,783
cruise missiles, followed by
the F117 stealth bombers
1097
01:03:54,873 --> 01:03:57,957
with so-called bunker buster bombs.
1098
01:03:58,043 --> 01:04:00,000
With target a bunker believed...
1099
01:04:00,087 --> 01:04:02,670
Lady Bird, a bunch of things
arrived for you.
1100
01:04:02,756 --> 01:04:03,746
Holy shit!
1101
01:04:05,676 --> 01:04:07,759
- Since when do you get mail?
- I get mail.
1102
01:04:10,097 --> 01:04:13,135
Whatever you're up to,
it's not gonna end well.
1103
01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:39,865
Yes!
1104
01:04:44,631 --> 01:04:46,748
These programmers nowadays
are like kids, man.
1105
01:04:46,842 --> 01:04:48,174
I know.
1106
01:04:48,260 --> 01:04:51,924
But that's why I think with me,
you'll find something different.
1107
01:04:52,014 --> 01:04:53,801
Yeah, but they're like babies.
1108
01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:55,597
I hear you. It's wild.
1109
01:04:55,684 --> 01:04:57,596
Which is why I went back to school
1110
01:04:57,686 --> 01:05:01,270
and got my MBA at UC Davis
while still working at ISC.
1111
01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:02,972
Oh.
1112
01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:04,932
- Wow. That must've been a lot of work.
- It was.
1113
01:05:05,027 --> 01:05:06,893
I heard ISC's closing now though.
1114
01:05:06,987 --> 01:05:08,478
I heard. Yes.
1115
01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:12,566
So the assholes who fired you
are now closing up shop.
1116
01:05:14,077 --> 01:05:16,444
- Feels good.
- Yeah.
1117
01:05:19,041 --> 01:05:20,031
Uh...
1118
01:05:21,335 --> 01:05:22,701
What else is supposed to happen?
1119
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:25,912
Oh, I, uh, thought we'd...
1120
01:05:27,049 --> 01:05:28,540
talk about the position.
1121
01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:31,625
How'd it go?
1122
01:05:34,222 --> 01:05:37,841
Let's go buy a big bag of Doritos
and eat them in the car
1123
01:05:37,934 --> 01:05:39,971
- to celebrate your wait list.
- Okay.
1124
01:05:40,979 --> 01:05:44,063
But don't tell Mom about the Doritos
or the wait list.
1125
01:05:45,525 --> 01:05:46,936
- Hey.
- Hi, son.
1126
01:05:47,027 --> 01:05:48,734
Wait. What are you doing here?
1127
01:05:48,820 --> 01:05:50,777
Well, um...
1128
01:05:50,864 --> 01:05:53,322
I guess we're, uh,
going for the same job then.
1129
01:05:57,037 --> 01:05:58,573
Looks like it.
1130
01:06:01,917 --> 01:06:04,000
- Go get 'em.
- Thanks.
1131
01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:06,956
- This-This way? Okay.
- Yeah, yeah.
1132
01:06:12,594 --> 01:06:15,553
I know it was you
who did the just married thing.
1133
01:06:15,639 --> 01:06:17,221
It wasn't me.
1134
01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:19,094
I'm not going to punish you.
1135
01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:20,641
Oh. Why not?
1136
01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,226
It was funny.
1137
01:06:24,398 --> 01:06:28,142
Sister Gina and I drove all the way home
before we noticed people were honking.
1138
01:06:28,235 --> 01:06:30,522
Really?
1139
01:06:30,612 --> 01:06:35,983
To be fair, I wasn't just married
to Jesus. It's been 40 years.
1140
01:06:36,076 --> 01:06:37,317
Well, he's a lucky guy.
1141
01:06:38,912 --> 01:06:40,574
I read your college essay.
1142
01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:45,830
You clearly love Sacramento.
1143
01:06:45,919 --> 01:06:48,582
- I do?
- You write about Sacramento
1144
01:06:48,672 --> 01:06:51,380
so affectionately and with such care.
1145
01:06:51,466 --> 01:06:53,549
Well, I was just describing it.
1146
01:06:53,635 --> 01:06:56,173
Well, it comes across as love.
1147
01:06:56,263 --> 01:06:58,755
Sure. I guess I pay attention.
1148
01:07:00,767 --> 01:07:02,759
Don't you think
they are maybe the same thing?
1149
01:07:03,770 --> 01:07:06,433
Love and attention?
1150
01:07:14,364 --> 01:07:17,482
Guess you won't be
going to any dances in college.
1151
01:07:17,576 --> 01:07:19,192
This is our last one.
1152
01:07:19,286 --> 01:07:21,869
You know Davis has a terrific theater
1153
01:07:21,955 --> 01:07:24,038
if you're still interested in theater.
1154
01:07:24,124 --> 01:07:26,787
- Are ya?
- I'm probably no good at acting.
1155
01:07:27,836 --> 01:07:31,625
Why don't I look like the girls
in the magazines?
1156
01:07:31,715 --> 01:07:34,503
It's too bad I can't meet
this Kyle before prom.
1157
01:07:34,593 --> 01:07:36,960
Well, he's not my boyfriend anymore.
1158
01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:38,669
I mean, maybe he never even was.
1159
01:07:38,763 --> 01:07:40,220
Well, I'd still like to meet him.
1160
01:07:41,516 --> 01:07:43,599
It's too tight. Fuck.
1161
01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:48,138
Well, I suggested you not have
that second helping of pasta.
1162
01:07:48,231 --> 01:07:51,099
- Mom.
- Honey, you seem upset about it
1163
01:07:51,193 --> 01:07:53,810
- and I'm trying to help.
- You're giving me an eating disorder.
1164
01:07:53,904 --> 01:07:56,692
I wish
I could get an eating disorder.
1165
01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:06,781
I love it.
1166
01:08:08,001 --> 01:08:09,367
Is it too pink?
1167
01:08:13,381 --> 01:08:14,371
What?
1168
01:08:19,054 --> 01:08:21,091
Why can't you say I look nice?
1169
01:08:22,516 --> 01:08:24,052
I thought you didn't even care
what I think.
1170
01:08:24,142 --> 01:08:26,976
- I still want you to think I look good.
- Okay. I'm sorry.
1171
01:08:27,062 --> 01:08:29,645
I was telling you the truth.
You want me to lie?
1172
01:08:29,731 --> 01:08:32,018
No. I mean, I just wish...
1173
01:08:33,026 --> 01:08:34,016
I just...
1174
01:08:35,654 --> 01:08:37,190
I wish that you liked me.
1175
01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:40,277
Of course I love you.
1176
01:08:43,495 --> 01:08:45,077
But do you like me?
1177
01:08:49,167 --> 01:08:54,379
I want you to be the very best version
of yourself that you can be.
1178
01:08:55,757 --> 01:08:57,840
What if this is the best version?
1179
01:09:12,357 --> 01:09:13,564
You look really pretty.
1180
01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:15,141
- Really?
- Yeah.
1181
01:09:15,235 --> 01:09:16,726
You look like a badass girl in a band.
1182
01:09:17,821 --> 01:09:18,937
Thanks.
1183
01:09:21,449 --> 01:09:22,940
Um...
1184
01:09:23,034 --> 01:09:25,151
I guess that's my date.
1185
01:09:25,245 --> 01:09:29,034
You aren't gonna get in a car with a guy
who honks, are ya?
1186
01:09:29,124 --> 01:09:31,081
I think, yes, I am.
1187
01:09:32,836 --> 01:09:34,418
Let me get your picture.
1188
01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:36,245
Your mom's pissed,
she had to work a double.
1189
01:09:36,339 --> 01:09:38,080
Even you deserve better than this.
1190
01:09:40,385 --> 01:09:42,001
Have a good time.
1191
01:09:42,095 --> 01:09:43,336
Yeah. Good luck.
1192
01:09:43,430 --> 01:09:45,467
- See ya.
- See ya.
1193
01:09:46,975 --> 01:09:49,809
- I think she's weird.
- She is weird.
1194
01:09:49,894 --> 01:09:51,055
Hey, guys.
1195
01:09:51,146 --> 01:09:53,058
I guess I'll just sit shotgun.
1196
01:09:53,148 --> 01:09:54,138
Yeah.
1197
01:09:56,943 --> 01:09:59,401
- You look really nice, Kyle.
- You look good.
1198
01:09:59,487 --> 01:10:00,603
Thanks.
1199
01:10:01,615 --> 01:10:02,605
Hi.
1200
01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:04,235
- Hi.
- Hey.
1201
01:10:09,623 --> 01:10:10,613
Hey, what's going on, man?
1202
01:10:13,001 --> 01:10:14,583
Hey. Yeah. Okay, that sounds great.
1203
01:10:15,754 --> 01:10:17,290
Okay.
1204
01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:19,997
Hey, do you guys wanna ditch prom
and just go to Mike's instead?
1205
01:10:20,091 --> 01:10:21,878
Yeah. I hate dances.
1206
01:10:21,968 --> 01:10:23,129
Yes.
1207
01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:25,051
Yeah. Okay. No prom.
1208
01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:41,564
I love it.
1209
01:10:43,490 --> 01:10:45,447
I actually want to go to prom.
1210
01:10:47,661 --> 01:10:49,573
Okay. Yeah. I mean...
1211
01:10:51,331 --> 01:10:52,538
I don't really want to do that.
1212
01:10:54,542 --> 01:10:58,752
Can you... Can you take me to my friend,
Julie's house, please?
1213
01:10:58,838 --> 01:10:59,828
Sure.
1214
01:11:01,216 --> 01:11:02,502
Who's Julie?
1215
01:11:04,636 --> 01:11:05,797
She's my best friend.
1216
01:11:18,316 --> 01:11:20,524
Julie, honey?
1217
01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:22,226
There's someone here to see you.
1218
01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:37,158
- Hey.
- Hey.
1219
01:11:38,169 --> 01:11:40,286
- Are you okay?
- Fine. I'm fine.
1220
01:11:40,380 --> 01:11:42,292
What happened?
1221
01:11:42,382 --> 01:11:43,793
Nothing really. Nothing.
1222
01:11:44,968 --> 01:11:46,175
Why are you crying?
1223
01:11:47,387 --> 01:11:48,878
Just crying.
1224
01:11:48,972 --> 01:11:51,055
Some people aren't built happy, you know.
1225
01:12:01,109 --> 01:12:02,475
Oh, my gosh.
1226
01:12:02,569 --> 01:12:03,855
We ate all the cheese.
1227
01:12:03,945 --> 01:12:07,564
It's okay. Lots of cheese vary in size.
1228
01:12:07,657 --> 01:12:09,865
- This one was a small one.
- It's so small.
1229
01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:11,283
- It was tiny.
- That's not our fault.
1230
01:12:11,369 --> 01:12:12,780
What-What were we to do?
1231
01:12:12,871 --> 01:12:14,988
Fuck it! Let's just go to prom.
1232
01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:16,663
Doesn't your mom have a dress?
1233
01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:18,787
Let's be honest.
I've had a dress for months.
1234
01:12:20,170 --> 01:12:21,251
It's purple.
1235
01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:23,249
- It is?
- Uh-hmm, you're really gonna like it.
1236
01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:24,830
- Come and see it.
- Okay.
1237
01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:26,961
Cracker time. Dress time.
1238
01:12:27,051 --> 01:12:28,041
I hope it fits.
1239
01:13:04,798 --> 01:13:08,883
People make so much noise in the movies,
but it's really not a big thing.
1240
01:13:08,968 --> 01:13:10,960
You can totally be quiet during it.
1241
01:13:11,054 --> 01:13:12,636
Was it amazing though?
1242
01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:14,509
I wanted it so badly,
1243
01:13:14,599 --> 01:13:19,014
but then I found that when it happened...
1244
01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:22,812
I- I really like dry humping much more.
1245
01:13:25,777 --> 01:13:28,190
You're not a virgin.
1246
01:13:28,279 --> 01:13:30,692
- I can't wait for state fair.
- Ah, I know.
1247
01:13:30,782 --> 01:13:32,648
Log ride.
1248
01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:38,036
- Shit.
- What?
1249
01:13:39,582 --> 01:13:42,666
I'm not gonna be here this summer,
like, all summer, basically.
1250
01:13:42,752 --> 01:13:44,664
- Why not?
- My dad, my real dad,
1251
01:13:44,754 --> 01:13:46,495
he resurfaced in Yellowstone,
1252
01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:49,048
and he wants me to come there
for the summer,
1253
01:13:49,717 --> 01:13:51,083
before I start SCC.
1254
01:13:51,886 --> 01:13:52,922
Oh.
1255
01:13:53,012 --> 01:13:57,598
I'm not going anywhere to college,
so it seemed like a good opportunity.
1256
01:13:57,684 --> 01:13:58,720
Yeah.
1257
01:14:00,895 --> 01:14:03,353
I'm gonna miss
the fuck out of you.
1258
01:14:05,525 --> 01:14:07,642
I probably won't get in, so
1259
01:14:07,735 --> 01:14:10,068
I'll go to Davis
and I'll see you every day.
1260
01:14:17,161 --> 01:14:21,622
Now, I want spirits to enforce,
and art to enchant,
1261
01:14:21,708 --> 01:14:23,370
and my ending is despair.
1262
01:14:24,419 --> 01:14:25,910
Unless I be relieved by prayer,
1263
01:14:26,004 --> 01:14:29,918
which pierces so that
it assaults mercy itself
1264
01:14:30,008 --> 01:14:32,250
and freeze all faults.
1265
01:14:32,343 --> 01:14:35,336
As you from crimes would pardon thee.
1266
01:14:35,430 --> 01:14:38,468
Let your indulgence set me free.
1267
01:14:38,558 --> 01:14:40,174
Yes!
1268
01:14:40,268 --> 01:14:41,804
Ooh!
1269
01:14:44,105 --> 01:14:47,769
Christine "Lady Bird" McPherson.
1270
01:14:50,778 --> 01:14:52,189
Yeah!
1271
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:53,896
Cheers.
1272
01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:55,652
To Miguel and his new job.
1273
01:14:55,742 --> 01:14:57,278
- Yay.
- Here, here. Yes.
1274
01:14:57,368 --> 01:15:00,611
- To Lady Bird going to Davis.
- To Davis.
1275
01:15:00,705 --> 01:15:02,446
- Congratulations.
- Good school.
1276
01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:06,284
Hey. So I talked to my manager and, um,
you could totally take over my old job.
1277
01:15:06,377 --> 01:15:09,120
- Great. Thanks, Miguel.
- I'm so proud of you, Lady Bird.
1278
01:15:09,213 --> 01:15:11,421
You walked weird across the stage,
but you did it!
1279
01:15:11,507 --> 01:15:13,499
- I didn't walk weird.
- Well, it seemed a little weird.
1280
01:15:13,593 --> 01:15:16,711
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey.
1281
01:15:16,804 --> 01:15:18,670
Aw, I missed you guys.
1282
01:15:18,765 --> 01:15:20,506
Oh, did you find out about the wait list?
1283
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:21,966
Oh, fuck.
1284
01:15:25,730 --> 01:15:27,141
What?
1285
01:15:27,231 --> 01:15:30,349
I'm not even in yet,
so this might not even be a problem.
1286
01:15:33,154 --> 01:15:35,316
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have gone behind your back.
1287
01:15:35,406 --> 01:15:39,150
I just... It's not like I'm definitely
going to New York.
1288
01:15:40,495 --> 01:15:41,485
Mom.
1289
01:15:43,081 --> 01:15:44,117
Mom.
1290
01:15:44,207 --> 01:15:47,541
Aren't you, sort of, proud
that I'm so close to getting in?
1291
01:15:47,627 --> 01:15:49,243
Just a little?
1292
01:15:49,337 --> 01:15:51,704
I mean...
yes, I know it was probably easier
1293
01:15:51,798 --> 01:15:55,257
because 9-11 and less people
applying with terrorism and all that,
1294
01:15:55,343 --> 01:15:57,630
but still though, I'm sorry.
1295
01:15:57,720 --> 01:16:00,303
I know I can lie
and not be a good person, but...
1296
01:16:01,933 --> 01:16:03,299
please, Mom.
1297
01:16:03,393 --> 01:16:05,476
Please. I'm so sorry.
1298
01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:07,177
I didn't mean to hurt you.
1299
01:16:07,271 --> 01:16:09,558
I- I appreciate everything
you've done for me.
1300
01:16:09,649 --> 01:16:11,356
I'm ungrateful and I'm so sorry.
1301
01:16:11,442 --> 01:16:13,149
I'm so sorry I wanted more.
1302
01:16:15,446 --> 01:16:17,779
Just... Please!
1303
01:16:17,865 --> 01:16:18,855
Talk to me.
1304
01:16:19,951 --> 01:16:21,658
I know I'm-I'm so bad!
1305
01:16:21,744 --> 01:16:22,825
I know I am.
1306
01:16:22,912 --> 01:16:24,778
But please just talk to me, Mom.
1307
01:16:24,872 --> 01:16:26,534
Mom, please talk to me.
1308
01:16:40,471 --> 01:16:42,133
Here.
1309
01:16:42,223 --> 01:16:43,304
Then next one.
1310
01:16:45,810 --> 01:16:47,051
That'll be three dollars.
1311
01:16:50,773 --> 01:16:51,980
You passed.
1312
01:16:52,066 --> 01:16:53,398
- Seriously?
- Yes.
1313
01:16:53,484 --> 01:16:55,817
Thanks.
1314
01:16:55,903 --> 01:16:57,235
It's not a thanking situation.
1315
01:16:57,321 --> 01:16:59,108
You either pass or you don't pass.
1316
01:17:00,116 --> 01:17:01,778
Yay.
1317
01:17:05,121 --> 01:17:06,111
Come in.
1318
01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:11,621
Happy birthday to you
1319
01:17:13,546 --> 01:17:15,037
You remembered.
1320
01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:16,292
You're my only daughter.
1321
01:17:18,051 --> 01:17:20,043
Well, Shelly too. Kind of.
1322
01:17:21,679 --> 01:17:22,965
Thanks.
1323
01:17:25,224 --> 01:17:26,214
Make a wish.
1324
01:17:32,523 --> 01:17:34,515
Are you and Mom gonna
get a divorce over this?
1325
01:17:34,609 --> 01:17:36,817
No. We can't afford to.
1326
01:17:36,903 --> 01:17:39,020
Dad.
1327
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:40,361
I'm kidding, no.
1328
01:17:40,865 --> 01:17:42,652
I love your mom.
1329
01:17:42,742 --> 01:17:43,983
Does Mom hate me?
1330
01:17:44,077 --> 01:17:47,787
You both have such
strong personalities.
1331
01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:52,033
She doesn't know how to help you
and it frustrates her.
1332
01:17:52,126 --> 01:17:53,788
I wish she'd talk to me.
1333
01:17:53,878 --> 01:17:56,541
She will. I know.
1334
01:17:59,300 --> 01:18:00,791
Happy 18.
1335
01:18:00,885 --> 01:18:01,875
Thanks.
1336
01:18:03,221 --> 01:18:04,211
Do you want some?
1337
01:18:05,264 --> 01:18:07,472
Yes.
1338
01:18:07,558 --> 01:18:10,016
One pack of Camel Lights please,
1339
01:18:10,103 --> 01:18:11,719
and a Scratcher,
1340
01:18:11,813 --> 01:18:14,100
and a Playgirl.
1341
01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:15,180
ID.
1342
01:18:16,776 --> 01:18:18,483
That'll be 10.87.
1343
01:18:18,569 --> 01:18:21,687
Oh, um, it's my birthday today.
1344
01:18:21,781 --> 01:18:25,070
I'm 18, which is why all these things,
I can buy them.
1345
01:18:25,159 --> 01:18:26,775
Okay. Happy birthday.
1346
01:18:34,502 --> 01:18:35,492
Thanks.
1347
01:19:00,194 --> 01:19:04,689
With her scholarships and then if we
refinance the house, then where are we?
1348
01:19:16,169 --> 01:19:18,286
You're only supposed to use it
for emergencies.
1349
01:19:18,379 --> 01:19:20,245
It's my tracking device.
1350
01:20:01,505 --> 01:20:03,337
- Thank you for driving.
- You're welcome.
1351
01:20:05,092 --> 01:20:06,674
You're not coming?
1352
01:20:06,761 --> 01:20:08,798
You can't walk up
to the gates anymore, anyway.
1353
01:20:11,307 --> 01:20:13,014
Yeah, but I'm going to college.
1354
01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:14,557
Well, Dad will walk you to security.
1355
01:20:14,977 --> 01:20:16,718
Parking's too expensive here.
1356
01:21:22,420 --> 01:21:23,581
There it is.
1357
01:21:24,755 --> 01:21:25,916
There it is.
1358
01:21:26,924 --> 01:21:27,914
Hello.
1359
01:21:44,025 --> 01:21:45,015
It's okay.
1360
01:21:47,445 --> 01:21:48,481
She'll be back.
1361
01:21:50,781 --> 01:21:51,942
She'll come back.
1362
01:23:05,564 --> 01:23:10,104
She was worried that there would
be errors or mistakes or something,
1363
01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:13,062
that you'd judge her writing abilities.
1364
01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:15,772
I wouldn't do that.
1365
01:23:15,866 --> 01:23:17,732
I thought you should have them,
1366
01:23:17,827 --> 01:23:21,867
but I want you to know
how much she loves you,
1367
01:23:21,956 --> 01:23:24,949
but also don't tell her
I salvaged them, okay?
1368
01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:27,667
Okay.
1369
01:23:44,061 --> 01:23:45,677
- Hey.
- Hey.
1370
01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:48,897
Do you believe in God?
1371
01:23:48,983 --> 01:23:51,270
- Uh, no.
- Why not?
1372
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:54,068
Really? Uh, it's ridiculous.
1373
01:23:57,283 --> 01:24:01,823
People call each other by names
that their parents made up for them,
1374
01:24:01,912 --> 01:24:03,653
but they won't believe in God.
1375
01:24:05,166 --> 01:24:06,202
What's your name?
1376
01:24:10,421 --> 01:24:12,708
Christine. My name is Christine.
1377
01:24:12,798 --> 01:24:14,255
Hey. I'm David.
1378
01:24:14,341 --> 01:24:15,627
You shake.
1379
01:24:15,718 --> 01:24:18,051
- I shake.
- Okay.
1380
01:24:18,137 --> 01:24:20,504
- Where you from?
- Sacramento.
1381
01:24:20,598 --> 01:24:22,806
Sorry. Where?
1382
01:24:22,892 --> 01:24:24,133
San Francisco.
1383
01:24:24,226 --> 01:24:27,344
Oh, cool. Yeah.
San Francisco's a great city.
1384
01:24:27,438 --> 01:24:28,519
Really.
1385
01:24:42,953 --> 01:24:45,195
Bruce. Bruce.
1386
01:24:45,289 --> 01:24:46,575
No. My name is David.
1387
01:24:46,665 --> 01:24:48,497
Jesus Christ. You have really bad music.
1388
01:24:48,584 --> 01:24:50,621
It's all greatest hits.
1389
01:24:50,711 --> 01:24:52,418
But they're the greatest.
1390
01:24:52,505 --> 01:24:53,791
What's wrong with that?
1391
01:25:02,598 --> 01:25:04,055
Oh, God!
1392
01:25:04,141 --> 01:25:05,598
I'm sorry.
1393
01:25:13,442 --> 01:25:15,274
What do you want us to do? She's drunk.
1394
01:26:20,384 --> 01:26:22,216
Excuse me. What day is it?
1395
01:26:22,303 --> 01:26:23,919
Sunday.
1396
01:26:24,013 --> 01:26:25,220
Thank you.
1397
01:27:36,251 --> 01:27:38,493
Hi.
You've reached the McPherson family.
1398
01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:40,374
Please leave a message. Thank you.
1399
01:27:41,882 --> 01:27:43,168
Hi, Mom and Dad.
1400
01:27:44,301 --> 01:27:46,839
It's me. Christine.
1401
01:27:48,597 --> 01:27:51,260
It's the name you gave me.
It's a good one.
1402
01:27:53,936 --> 01:27:55,723
Dad, this is more for Mom.
1403
01:27:58,857 --> 01:28:00,564
Hey, Mom.
1404
01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:07,147
Did you feel emotional the first time
that you drove in Sacramento?
1405
01:28:09,702 --> 01:28:13,446
I did, and I wanted to tell you,
1406
01:28:13,539 --> 01:28:16,498
but we weren't really talking
when it happened.
1407
01:28:18,210 --> 01:28:20,702
All those bends I've known my whole life,
1408
01:28:20,796 --> 01:28:25,131
and stores and the whole thing.
1409
01:28:45,446 --> 01:28:46,903
But I wanted to tell you...
1410
01:28:49,491 --> 01:28:51,027
I love you.
1411
01:28:52,494 --> 01:28:55,032
Thank you. I'm...
1412
01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:58,990
Thank you.