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[birds twittering]
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[birds continue twittering]
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[woman] Do you think
I look like I'm from Sacramento?
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You are from Sacramento.
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You don't have to do that.
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Well, it's nice to make things
neat and clean.
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- You ready to go home?
- Ready.
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[man on radio] Her hand moved
behind his head and supported it.
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Her fingers moved gently in his hair.
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She looked up and across the barn,
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and her lips came together
and smiled mysteriously.
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[man #2 on radio]
You've been listening to...
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-[exhales]
-...The Grapes of Wrath,
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-by John Steinbeck. If you--
-[radio off]
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[sniffling]
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[woman] Our college trip took 21 hours
and five minutes.
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[both laugh]
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-[laughs]
-[radio on]
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Hey, wait. Let's just sit
with what we heard.
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- Are you serious?
- Well, we don't have to constantly
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be entertaining ourselves, do we?
[sniffles]
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[sighs]
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I wish I could live through something.
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- Aren't you?
- Nope.
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The only exciting thing
about 2002 is that it's a palindrome.
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Okay, fine. Well, yours is
the worst life of all, so you win.
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- Oh, so now you're mad--
- No, it's just...
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-because I wanted to listen to music?
-you're being ridiculous,
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-because you have a great life.
-l'm sorry I'm not perfect.
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No 0ne's asking you to be perfect.
Just considerate would do.
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I don't even want to go to school
in this state anyway.
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I hate California.
I want to go to the East Coast.
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Your dad and I will barely
be able to afford in-state tuition.
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- There are loans, scholarships.
- Your very smart brother--
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-he can't even find a job.
- He and Shelly work. They have jobs.
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They bag at the grocery store.
That is not a career.
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- And they went to Berkeley.
-[sighs]
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Your father's company
is laying off people right and left.
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Did you even know that?
No, of course you don't,
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because you don't think
about anybody but yourself.
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And Immaculate Heart is already a luxury.
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Immaculate Fart. You wanted that, not me.
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Miguel saw someone knifed
in front of him at Sac High.
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Is that what you want?
So, you're telling me
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that you want to see somebody
knifed right in front of you?
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He barely saw that.
I wanna go where culture is,
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-like New York, or at least Connecticut...
- How in the world did I raise such a snob?
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...0r New Hampshire,
where writers live in the woods.
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You couldn't get
into those schools, anyway.
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- Mom!
- You can't even pass your driver's test.
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Because you wouldn't
let me practice enough!
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The way that you work--
or the way that you don't work--
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you're not even worth
state tuition, Christine.
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- My name is Lady Bird.
- Well, actually, it's not,
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-and it's ridiculous--
- Call me Lady Bird,
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-because your name is Christine.
-like you said you would.
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You should just go to city college.
You know, with your work ethic,
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just go to city college, and then to jail,
and then back to city college,
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and then maybe you'd learn to pull
yourself up and not expect everybody to--
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-[screams]
-[man] In the name of the Father,
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and the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
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[students] Amen.
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-[man] Let the Lord be with you.
- And also with you.
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I want to welcome all of you back
to the start of the new school year,
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all the Xavier boys
and Immaculate Heart girls.
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[teacher, students]
Hail Mary, full of grace.
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The Lord is with thee.
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Blessed art thou amongst women...
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Glory to you, O Lord.
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[teacher, students]
I pledge allegiance to the Flag
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of the United States of America,
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and to the Republic for which it stands,
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one Nation under God, indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.
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A vote for Amanda is a vote for boys,
boys and healthy vending machines,
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because no one wants a muffin
with that many calories.
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Whoo!
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Do not ask me, "Mr. Bruno,
is this gonna be on the finals,"
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or, "Mr. Bruno, is this
gonna be on the midterm?"
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Because I'm not gonna tell you.
That is none of your business.
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-[laughs]
- Those aren't the rules. This is my house.
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[sighs]
"A reading from a letter of St. John."
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[man] We're afraid
that we will never escape our past,
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and we're afraid
of what the future will bring.
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We're afraid that we will not
get into the college of our choice.
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We're afraid we won't be loved,
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we won't be liked, we won't succeed.
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[teacher] Here are the classics--
St. Augustine, of course,
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Aquinas, my favorite, Kierkegaard--
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Oh, wait until you hear his love story.
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It will make you swoon.
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[Speaking Spanish]
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[man] And the coming
of our Savior, Jesus Christ.
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[students] For the kingdom, the power,
and the glory are yours, now and forever.
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Amen.
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[Teacher] Some of the students
were disturbed by your posters.
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[Lady Bird] It's just a bird head
on a lady body, or vice versa.
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I think it's a little upsetting.
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It's my tradition to run for office.
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Don't worry. I won't win.
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That's not what I'm worried about.
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This won't mess
with my scholarship, will it?
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No. You're okay there.
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You have a performative streak, I think.
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Yeah, I think that I00.
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Maybe you would enjoy theater arts.
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They're having auditions
for the fall musical.
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Do we have that here?
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It's a collaborative effort
with the men at Xavier.
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How am I a senior
and not know we have that?
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Perhaps you haven't always been
an active part of this community.
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They do a fall musical and a spring play,
and from what I hear, it's a real blast.
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What I'd really like
is to be on Math Olympiad.
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But math isn't something
you're terribly strong in.
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That we know of yet.
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[bell ringing]
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- There you go.
- Thanks.
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[Lady Bird]
"Julie" doesn't need to be in quotes.
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- But it's not my real name.
-lt's not the same thing.
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I'm not sure you're right.
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[Julie laughs, mutters]
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I love this neighborhood.
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Yeah, it's so beautiful.
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[Julie] If I lived here, I would
definitely have my wedding
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in the backyard.
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I'd have friends over all the time
to study and eat snacks.
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I'd be like, "Mom, we're taking
the snacks upstairs to the TV room."
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I'd have my own bathroom.
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[sighs]
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I can't stop you dicks
from hanging out here,
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but quit wrinkling all the magazines!
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[Lady Bird] When I'm in this store,
I'm not your sister.
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I'm a customer, Miguel. I'm always right.
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Ever since she moved in, your brother
and Shelly are becoming the same person.
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No way.
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Yeah, okay. Maybe.
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[Julie] See, why don't I look like that?
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Yeah. Just once, I'd like to have the song
"New York Groove" playing
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and feel like it
really applies to my life.
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You've never even been to New York.
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That's why I'm applying
to New York colleges.
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Do you know if Sarah Lawrence
is actually in the city?
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- Your parents would pay for that?
- Scholarships, financial aid...
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I'll figure it out. My mom thinks I can't
get in, but she is sorely mistaken.
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- What about terrorism?
- Don't be a Republican.
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- Probablyjust gonna go to city college.
-[pages rustling]
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- Put the magazine back!
-[both snickering]
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Shit! [huffs]
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- You doing okay, mama?
- Oh, yeah, that was terrifying, wasn't it?
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Thank God you were there.
So I guess we can't have pencils anymore.
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Yeah, just gotta go back
to quill tipped markers. Crayola.
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Right. Thank you. It's for you.
I got it for the baby.
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- I couldn't resist it. [laughing]
- She loves pink.
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It's more for you and Andrea
than it is for the baby.
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I'm sorry I didn't have time to wrap it.
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- No, it's perfect.
- Okay. Good.
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I'll see you tomorrow. Or, I mean, later.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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[easy listening music playing]
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J' It's hard to think J'
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J' This eve of parting J'
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J' Turns to sand of summer gone J'
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J' When both our minds
are warped with parting J'
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J' Break the thought of nights alone J'
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J' Maybe I should-- J'
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[man] Did you know toothpaste
is basically ineffective.
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-lt's like sucking on a mint.
- Mike Kelly died.
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- I didn't even know he was sick again.
-[spits]
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How old was he?
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- Only 56.
-[knocking on door]
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-[Miguel] Can Shelly and I get in there?
- In a minute, honey.
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- Dad and I are still in here.
- That's too young.
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- Lady Bird, you better be dressed.
- I am dressed.
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Yeah. I'm gonna send them a note.
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Do you think that Shelly and Miguel
have sex on the pullout couch?
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Oh, yeah.
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[both laughing]
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- Why can't I just make the eggs?
- Because you take too long,
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you make a big mess,
and I have to clean the whole thing up.
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Eggs aren't good
for the environment anyways.
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-[Lady Bird] What?
- You heard her.
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Eat quickly, please.
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Look at all these pictures.
Every newspaper looks like USA Today.
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Shelly and I are trying to be vegan,
hence the soy milk.
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You wear leather jackets.
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But they're vintage,
so they don't support the industry.
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They aren't done. There's white stuff.
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You know how much you love Brambles?
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Pigs are smarter than him even.
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I never thought Brambles
was a genius, okay?
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- Mom, the eggs are not done.
- Fine. Make your own fucking eggs.
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I wanted to. You won't let me.
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- Your sister doesn't like me.
-[Lady Bird] I'm hungry!
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- She does.
-[mom] You had your chance. Going to bed.
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"["Hand in l\/l
"[barks]
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[Lady Bird]
Did you know that Alanis Morissette
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wrote this song in only ten minutes?
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-IbeHeveiL
-[chuckles]
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So, I'm applying
to a couple East Coast schools.
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I need you to help me with the financial
aid applications, but Mom can't know.
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We... Aren't they quite expensive?
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First, yes. That's why financial aid.
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Second, I have to get in first.
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Mom won't be happy about it.
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Which is why I don't
want to fight about it before I have to.
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- Just pull over here.
- Are you sure?
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- I can drive you to the front.
- No. This is fine. I like to walk.
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[sets parking brake]
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Well, I love you.
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So, what do you think about college?
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- See what I can do.
- Thanks, Dad.
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I love you too. Have a good day at work.
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Hey, I'm like Keith Richards.
I'm just happy to be anwvhere.
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J' And what it all comes down to J'
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J' Is that I haven't got it all
Figured out just yet J'
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-[horn honks]
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- All right, girls.
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- Hope you like pickles.
- Thanks, Uncle Matt.
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- Sweet.
- He's not your uncle.
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Just something I'm trying out. Bye, Mom.
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- Bye.
- Love you.
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Bye. I love you.
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- Your mom really likes you.
- Yeah.
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- I just keep getting fatter.
- Me too.
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- Matt's awesome.
- Yeah.
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I hope he marries my mom.
That would be so nice.
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He promised me his old car when I turn 18.
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[Lady Bird]
Ugh! That car should be illegal.
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Jenna Walton's not doing any off-roading.
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She just goes to Pavilions.
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I heard Jenna Walton
has a tanning bed in her house.
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[Lady Bird] She is so pretty.
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[Julie] Her skin is luminous.
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00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:13,966
Maybe we should try tanning.
234
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:17,344
Yeah.
235
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:20,264
-[laughter]
-[Lady Bird] ...in the tub...
236
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,684
I scoot myself under,
just like now, like this,
237
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,478
and then the water just-- whoop.
238
00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:30,441
-[laughing]
-[chuckles] Schwoop.
239
00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:32,151
Ooh, you're so gross!
240
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,446
I think I figured it out
when I was, like, three or something.
241
00:11:37,156 --> 00:11:40,034
I take the showerhead... [laughing]
242
00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,368
[chuckling] Oh, my God...
243
00:11:41,452 --> 00:11:43,495
[muttering, laughing]
Embarrassing, I use that.
244
00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:46,832
I don't know if mine
is the right kind though.
245
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:50,085
Maybe it's different
when you actually have a penis in there.
246
00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:52,087
Like, it's more intense. [chuckling]
247
00:11:52,171 --> 00:11:54,882
- Mine was pretty intense, I think.
-[laughing]
248
00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,634
You're not supposed to eat the wafers.
249
00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:58,636
They're not consecrated.
250
00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:01,180
[sighs]
251
00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:03,349
[both laughing]
252
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:09,897
- Being alive
-[piano playing]
253
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,899
-[applause]
-[man] Okay. Christine.
254
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:14,443
- Lady Bird.
-ls that your given name?
255
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:17,196
- Yeah.
- Why is it in quotes?
256
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:20,157
Well, I gave it to myself.
It's given to me, by me.
257
00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:23,202
Okay. Take it away, Lady Bird.
258
00:12:23,494 --> 00:12:25,329
Everybody says don't,
everybody says don't
259
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,581
Everybody says don't, it isn't right
260
00:12:27,665 --> 00:12:30,376
Don't, it isn't nice
261
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,169
Everybody says don't,
everybody says don't
262
00:12:32,253 --> 00:12:34,088
Everybody says don't walk on the grass
263
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:37,716
-[piano playing]
- Rolling along
264
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,970
Rolling along
265
00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:45,015
Make me a channel of your peace
266
00:12:45,683 --> 00:12:49,979
Where there is despair in life
Let me bring hope
267
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:55,025
Where there is darkness, only light
268
00:12:55,109 --> 00:13:00,072
And where there's sadness, ever joy
269
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,490
[piano playing]
270
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:04,785
There are giants in the sky
271
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:10,374
There are big, tall,
terrible giants in the sky
272
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,712
When you're way up high
And you look below
273
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,547
At the world you left
And the things you know
274
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,507
Little more than a glance
Is enough to show you
275
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,217
Just how small you are
276
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,804
[mom] I see light on in your room.
Go to bed.
277
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:28,058
- Congratulations.
- You too. We both got in.
278
00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:29,893
[sighs] Everyone who auditioned got in.
279
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,271
The part I got was basically
not getting in.
280
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,523
I don't even know
how I got cast in my part.
281
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:37,901
Me neither. I was the one
who had a dress and prepared a song.
282
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,195
- I know.
- Now you're gonna be all romantic
283
00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:41,280
with Danny on stage.
284
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,991
It's probably my only shot at that,
you know?
285
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:46,994
- Do you have a pen?
- Yeah.
286
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:04,303
- Mom.
- We don't need to buy that.
287
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:07,139
It's only three dollars.
I'm having a hard week.
288
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,433
Well, if you wanna read it,
we can go down to the public library.
289
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,977
- I wanna read it in bed.
- That's something that rich people do.
290
00:14:12,061 --> 00:14:13,145
We're not rich people.
291
00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:18,567
Stop.
292
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,985
Stop it. Stop it.
293
00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:22,404
[child fussing]
294
00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:23,614
Listen, stop.
295
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:24,948
Hey.
296
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,075
Hi.
297
00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:28,285
Come here often?
298
00:14:28,369 --> 00:14:29,495
Excuse me?
299
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:32,039
I'm Lady Bird.
We're gonna be in the musical together.
300
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:35,292
Oh, yeah. I remember you.
You were wearing that dress.
301
00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:38,170
Well, ljust wanted to say, "What's up,"
and I'll see you in rehearsal.
302
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:41,048
Thanks. I'm super excited.
You-- You live in the neighborhood?
303
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:43,634
No. I'm from the wrong side of the tracks.
304
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:46,428
- Wh-What?
-ls that your family?
305
00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:47,429
Yeah.
306
00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:49,723
Wow. There's so many of you.
307
00:14:49,807 --> 00:14:52,935
Irish Catholic. It's hard to find a girl
to date that's not my cousin.
308
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:56,897
VVeH,0kay.
You're gonna make a great Franklin.
309
00:14:56,980 --> 00:15:00,442
Oh, thanks. I want my hair--
or his hair-- to be curly, though.
310
00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:01,777
- Yeah.
- Like, um--
311
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,570
Like Jim Morrison. Very '70s.
312
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:06,115
- Like Jim Morrison. Exactly.
- Yeah.
313
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:07,658
-[woman] Danny!
- Oh, I gotta go.
314
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,119
-[child fussing]
- Bye.
315
00:15:13,122 --> 00:15:14,748
Who is Jim Morrison again?
316
00:15:14,832 --> 00:15:16,917
He was in a rock band, moron. The Doors.
317
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,128
- I knew that.
- This is with your employee discount?
318
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:21,255
Yeah. It's already included.
319
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,382
Qh, my-- Okay.
320
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,134
-[teacher] Ma.
-[students] Ma.
321
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,302
- Mana.
- Mana.
322
00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:28,887
- Manala.
- Manala.
323
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:32,349
Because it's not important
to be right. It's only important to be--
324
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:33,600
-[students] True.
- Exactly!
325
00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:35,727
-[girl] Purple.
-[exclaims]
326
00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:37,521
-[b0y] Two.
-[stomp$]
327
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,689
- Two.
-[stomps]
328
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,858
Two.
329
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,192
-[claps]
-[clicks tongue]
330
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:45,737
[laughter]
331
00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:48,824
Yesterday is done
332
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:52,870
See the pretty countryside
333
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:56,290
To get our emotions going,
we're going to play
334
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:59,334
first one to cry wins
335
00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:02,963
Starting... now.
336
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,423
Rm Playing too.
337
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,425
So is Miss Patty.
338
00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:10,179
[sighs]
339
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,977
[person softly crying]
340
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:20,397
[sniffles]
341
00:16:20,481 --> 00:16:22,733
[crying continues]
342
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,532
Oh...
343
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:33,619
[sniffling] I'm sorry.
344
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:35,037
I'm sorry.
345
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,708
[girl] I heard that before
he became a priest, he was married,
346
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:43,253
and had a son named Etienne,
who died at 17 of a drug overdose,
347
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:44,838
which maybe was a suicide.
348
00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:48,133
But my mom says same difference,
if you're that careless with your life.
349
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,386
-[horn honks]
- Oh, that's her. Gotta go.
350
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,013
'BY9,guys.
-[both] Bye_
351
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,309
[chuckles]
352
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,394
Oh, I almost forgot.
353
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:03,982
I brought you these hot rollers...
for your Jim Morrison hair.
354
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,944
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
355
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:10,113
- You'll have to show me how to use them.
- It would be my pleasure.
356
00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:13,992
They look like sperms.
357
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,625
Iju-- ljust remembered,
I had a dream about you.
358
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,460
- Really? [laughs]
- Yeah.
359
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:26,505
- What-- What happened?
- Um, we were--
360
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,674
we were flying to Disneyland
on a giant carrot.
361
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,134
[laughs] That's awesome.
362
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,470
- I love Disneyland.
- Yeah. Me too.
363
00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:36,306
- I think it's kind of scary, but...
- Mm.
364
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:37,683
...l also love it.
365
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,811
[Mr. Bruno] So, everybody clear
on applying rules of exponents?
366
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,355
You guys with me'? Don't leave me hanging.
367
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:47,025
Give me a nod. That's good.
Maybe even a verbal confirmation.
368
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,110
Yes.
369
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,195
Aha! Thank you.
That's what I like to hear.
370
00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:53,490
All right. So I'm gonna be passing back
your graded quizzes.
371
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:56,535
I urge you to find the problems
where you went wrong and work them out.
372
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,620
Good job, Jules.
373
00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:01,707
I can tell from your work
you even understood the ones you missed.
374
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,458
[m utters]
375
00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:09,464
Suck a dick.
376
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,508
I like "Jules."
377
00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:15,053
I just don't get why I'm not good at math.
My dad is really good in math.
378
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,431
Even Miguel has a math degree.
379
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:18,932
Maybe it's your mom's fault.
380
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,644
[contemporary R&B playing]
381
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:31,111
- You lose! Point Julie!
- No. Look.
382
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,779
[music continues]
383
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,741
- Wish me luck.
- Luck.
384
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,998
Hey, wanna dance?
385
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,375
Hell, yeah.
386
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:46,460
[chuckles]
387
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:54,217
- Six inches for the Holy Spirit.
-[chuckles]
388
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,527
-[horn honking]
- That's us.
389
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:15,113
- Oh, uh, no. My mom's coming.
- No, she's not.
390
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,240
- Yeah, she is.
- The plan was to sleep over at my house.
391
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,325
No. It's fine.
392
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:20,077
Okay. Bye.
393
00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:21,536
Bye.
394
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,456
- Hey, Matt.
-[m utters]
395
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:26,458
[car door closes]
396
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:29,628
-[engine starts]
-[chuckles]
397
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:32,172
[car departing]
398
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:33,715
Have you ever been out of the country?
399
00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:36,176
- When I was little.
- Mm.
400
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:40,681
My-- My dad had a job
that took him to Brazil.
401
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:42,516
I remember from the pictures.
402
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,559
- My dream to--
-[stammers]
403
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:47,854
- Oh. Sorry.
- No. No, you go.
404
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,940
I've never been out of the country.
405
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,734
It's, uh-- It's my dream to go to Paris.
406
00:19:52,818 --> 00:19:55,487
Ohh. Paris.
407
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,281
That's why I'm taking French.
408
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,660
My mom said French wasn't useful.
409
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:04,287
It is if you wanna go to Paris. [chuckles]
410
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,334
[both chuckle]
411
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,965
I still don't know how to use
those rollers that you gave me.
412
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,883
Oh... [chuckles] Oh, it's so easy.
413
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:20,053
- Um, so, after they heat up--
- Mm-hmm?
414
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:23,557
...you-- you take your hair
415
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:28,019
and you twist the hair like this, and...
416
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,364
[panting]
417
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,575
[screams]
418
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:45,036
Larry, how long will this hold us?
419
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,956
- I don't know.
- Well, somebody's gotta know.
420
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:50,834
[conversation continues, faint]
421
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:51,918
[Larry] I'm not sure.
422
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:54,129
[mom] What happens if somebody
gets in an accident?
423
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:57,591
[Larry] Uh, the severance package
expires all at once.
424
00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:00,177
- Not within the calendar year.
-[door closes]
425
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,929
- Is she home?
- Maybe just leave it tonight.
426
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:05,766
No, she knows better.
She can't sneak around like this.
427
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:07,184
-[Larry] Marion.
-[door opens]
428
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,102
- You can't leave your room like this.
- I didn't.
429
00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:10,812
None of these things were put away right.
430
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:12,981
- They aren't nice. Christine, now.
- I put my clothes away.
431
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:14,483
- My name is Lady Bird.
- Don't lie to me.
432
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:17,277
This unif0rm--
This is gonna look like trash on Monday.
433
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,530
This isn't right.
We can't treat our clothes like this.
434
00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:22,491
I don't know what
your wealthy friends do--
435
00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:24,826
Why do you care what I do to my clothes?
436
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:30,540
- Your father doesn't have a job.
-[sighs]
437
00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:32,584
He lost his job.
438
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,544
Do you need him to come in here
and explain that to you?
439
00:21:35,504 --> 00:21:37,631
Of course, he probably wouldn't anyway.
He's Mr. Nice Guy,
440
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,633
-and I always have to be the bad guy.
- Can we please just talk...
441
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:40,967
- It can't look like a rag,
-...about this tomorrow?
442
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:42,636
Because that makes us look like rags.
443
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,721
You wanna know the truth?
Here's the truth.
444
00:21:44,805 --> 00:21:46,890
Some of your friends' fathers
could employ your father,
445
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:50,143
and they're not gonna do it
if it looks like his family is trash.
446
00:21:50,227 --> 00:21:51,186
You understand?
447
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:03,073
Didn't you ever go to sleep without
putting all your clothes away perfectly?
448
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,157
Like even once?
449
00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:06,827
And don't you wish your mom
hadn't gotten angry?
450
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,206
My mother was an abusive alcoholic.
451
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:19,923
So, I understand you're not interested
in any Catholic colleges.
452
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,007
No way.
453
00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:24,636
Sorry. But yes, no way.
454
00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:27,639
Then you'll be applying to UCs
and state schools.
455
00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:31,268
Yeah, but also those East Coast
liberal arts schools like Yale,
456
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:33,937
but not Yale,
because I probably couldn't get in.
457
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,772
[laughing]
458
00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:39,526
You definitely couldn't get in.
459
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:42,445
Part of myjob
is to help you be realistic.
460
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,489
Yeah. It seems like everyone's job.
461
00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:47,534
Your SAT scores are strangely very good.
462
00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:52,122
I had placed some calls to local alumni
of the schools you're interested in,
463
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,624
but unfortunately,
all the interviews are taken.
464
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:56,543
[sighs] So what does that mean?
465
00:22:56,626 --> 00:23:00,505
It means you'll have to get in
on how you look on paper.
466
00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:06,970
Dreams don't die,
so keep an eye on your dream
467
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,973
And before you know where you are,
there you are
468
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,349
All right. Stop, stop, stop.
469
00:23:22,027 --> 00:23:23,695
[Danny] Should we go home?
470
00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:26,489
[Lady Bird] My mom is always mad.
471
00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:29,659
Doesn't matter if I get home late.
She'll be mad at me anyway.
472
00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:33,622
- Your mom's hard on you.
- Yeah, well, she loves me a lot.
473
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,043
Pick a star for us.
474
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,256
That one. Right there.
475
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:45,258
Next to the bright one,
and then the dim one. You see it?
476
00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:46,927
Yeah.
477
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:49,846
That's our star.
478
00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:53,391
You know...
479
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:58,146
you can touch my boobs, right?
480
00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:02,525
I know. It's just that
I respect you too much for that.
481
00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:06,404
[chuckles] Cool. Awesome.
482
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:09,115
I totally get that. Thank you.
483
00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:10,617
You're welcome.
484
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:13,620
If you had boobs,
I wouldn't touch them either.
485
00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:15,747
I respect you so much...
486
00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:19,793
because I love you.
487
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,211
I love you too.
488
00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:31,554
- Let's name our star Claude.
- That's pretentious, don't you think?
489
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:34,307
It's French. What should we name it?
490
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:38,561
Bruce. [chuckles]
491
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:42,691
- I love you!
- I love you.
492
00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:45,527
[sighs]
493
00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:47,445
Bruce.
494
00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:51,449
It's normal to not touch a penis.
495
00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:53,451
I have to go to class.
496
00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:56,204
- But I have free period.
- I need to pass history.
497
00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:58,498
I think we're done with
the learning portion of high school.
498
00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:00,041
-L'm gonna go.
- No.
499
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,668
- Mm-hmm.
- I hate being alone.
500
00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:02,919
Bye! Love you!
501
00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:41,833
Did Danny say whether his grandmother
has a formal Thanksgiving?
502
00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:45,253
I don't know. There are a lot of kids,
but she lives in the Fab 40s.
503
00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:48,173
Oh, well, your dad and I went to a dinner
party once in that neighborhood.
504
00:25:48,256 --> 00:25:50,967
The CEO of ISC. That was pretty formal.
505
00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:54,179
You're not going to a funeral.
506
00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:57,265
Well, I don't know.
What says "rich people Thanksgiving"?
507
00:25:57,348 --> 00:26:00,351
I just think it's such a shame that
you're spending your last Thanksgiving
508
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:02,395
with a family you've never met
instead of us, but--
509
00:26:02,479 --> 00:26:04,773
I know. I guess you want it that way.
510
00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:08,318
- Are you tired?
- No.
511
00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:11,404
- Hey, Marion.
- Hey, Joyce. Hey, how's the baby?
512
00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:14,324
- She's crawling.
- No! I wanna see a picture at checkout.
513
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:15,992
_()k8y-
_()k8y-
514
00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:18,620
-'Cause if you're tired, we can sit down.
-l'm not tired.
515
00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:21,081
Oh, okay. I just couldn't tell
because you were dragging your feet.
516
00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:23,166
Well, I just couldn't tell.
517
00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:25,710
Why didn't you just say,
"Pick up your feet"?
518
00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:26,795
I didn't know if you were tired.
519
00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:28,463
- You were being passive-aggressive.
- No, I wasn't.
520
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:30,423
- You are so infuriating.
- Please stop yelling.
521
00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:34,344
-L'm not yelling. Oh! Perfect!
- Honey, do you love it?
522
00:26:55,907 --> 00:27:00,954
So, because my grade book has...
disappeared, here's what we're gonna do.
523
00:27:01,037 --> 00:27:03,289
I'm gonna count on you
to reconstruct it, okay?
524
00:27:03,373 --> 00:27:05,458
Now, I know you all know
your grades better than anybody.
525
00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:09,379
I have a general idea, but this is
all about the honor code right now.
526
00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:12,006
Hi. A-minus.
527
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:13,967
Pretty sure it was an A.
528
00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:16,261
I'm not, but okay.
529
00:27:16,344 --> 00:27:18,888
It was. Trust me,
I know talent when I see it.
530
00:27:20,431 --> 00:27:22,308
You're welcome. Thank you.
531
00:27:25,937 --> 00:27:27,272
Hey, l think B.
532
00:27:28,523 --> 00:27:32,068
I thought it was more like B-minus,
maybe even C-plus territory?
533
00:27:32,152 --> 00:27:34,445
No, because I did really well
on the last quiz.
534
00:27:34,529 --> 00:27:36,614
Oh. I seem to remember you
doing only slightly better.
535
00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:38,408
That brought my average up to a B.
536
00:27:40,451 --> 00:27:42,745
Okay. B it is.
537
00:27:43,037 --> 00:27:46,207
-It's your honor.
-[doorbell rings]
538
00:27:46,624 --> 00:27:48,668
Lady Bird, your lover awaits!
539
00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:51,671
- Hello, Danny! The famous Danny!
- Hi.
540
00:27:51,754 --> 00:27:53,464
- Aw!
- Oh-ho-ho!
541
00:27:53,548 --> 00:27:55,842
Aren't you adorable?
542
00:27:55,925 --> 00:27:57,969
- Larry, isn't he adorable?
- He's adorable.
543
00:27:58,052 --> 00:28:01,431
You're driving her and everything. Wow.
544
00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:03,516
Yeah, well, thank you
for letting Lady Bird come
545
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,685
to my grandmother's Thanksgiving,
Mrs. McPherson.
546
00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:08,021
No. No more politeness. Call me Marion.
547
00:28:08,104 --> 00:28:10,064
Oh. Well, nice to meet you, Mr. McPherson.
548
00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:12,525
Please, call me Mr. Larry McPherson.
549
00:28:12,609 --> 00:28:14,736
[laughing] Larry. Sit down, Danny.
550
00:28:14,819 --> 00:28:17,113
- Can I get you something to drink?
- Oh, no, I'm fine.
551
00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:21,117
Hey, I'm Miguel, the brother. I think
Lady Bird wants to make an entrance.
552
00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:22,952
She's mad
we don't have a spiral staircase.
553
00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:24,120
[laughter]
554
00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:26,289
- Shelly.
- What?
555
00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,833
- Is my name.
- Oh. Hi.
556
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:31,085
- Hi.
-[chuckles]
557
00:28:31,169 --> 00:28:34,339
It's funny. On my way over here,
I went over the train tracks.
558
00:28:34,422 --> 00:28:36,466
- Oh, you took H Street.
- Right. And so,
559
00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:39,260
Lady Bird always says that she lives
on the wrong side of the tracks,
560
00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:41,721
but I always thought
that was like a metaphor.
561
00:28:41,804 --> 00:28:44,891
- Oh.
- But there are actual train tracks.
562
00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:45,975
[door closes]
563
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:48,353
[Danny] Oh, hi. You look amazing!
564
00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:51,773
- What the hell is in the duffel bag?
- Don't worry about it. Jeez.
565
00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:55,818
- My grandmother will love that dress.
-[sighs] Okay.
566
00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:06,496
- Wait.
-[chuckles]
567
00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:08,873
- This is your grandma's house?
- Yeah.
568
00:29:08,957 --> 00:29:12,669
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, Danny! You're late.
569
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:15,755
Oh, uh, well, thank you so much
for having us.
570
00:29:15,838 --> 00:29:17,257
- This is Lady Bird.
- Hi.
571
00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:20,134
Hi, honey. Been anxious to meet you.
572
00:29:20,218 --> 00:29:21,928
Your house is my favorite
573
00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:23,596
-in all East Sacramento.
- Oh, thank you.
574
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,140
[chuckles] Oh, my God!
575
00:29:26,224 --> 00:29:28,643
- Is this a joke?
- No.
576
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,063
- Pull these out...
- Oh...
577
00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:34,107
Almost done. Do you like it?
578
00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:38,236
Lovely. I love it. Would you mind
doing the whole table for me?
579
00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:39,946
Okay.
580
00:29:40,029 --> 00:29:42,907
[all] Dreams that will exp/ode
581
00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:46,327
Waking up the countryside
582
00:29:46,411 --> 00:29:48,579
- How do you know when it's working?
- You'll know.
583
00:29:48,663 --> 00:29:50,581
-It's not working.
-lt's not?
584
00:29:50,665 --> 00:29:52,542
- No.
- My sister said this was premium.
585
00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:55,461
-L'm working.
-l'm-- I'm working too.
586
00:29:55,545 --> 00:29:57,005
[chuckling] NQ_
587
00:29:58,006 --> 00:30:00,049
I can't feel my arms.
588
00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:01,843
- You're working.
-[laughing]
589
00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:05,263
I'm no easyA
590
00:30:05,346 --> 00:30:06,347
Quiet...
591
00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:10,101
If Danny and I get married,
and then his grandma died,
592
00:30:10,184 --> 00:30:12,395
I'd inherit the dream house.
593
00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,397
Wouldn't his parents get it?
594
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,232
Oh, yeah. We'd have to kill them,
595
00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:18,151
and we'd have to kill
his older brothers too.
596
00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:35,460
- Yeah
-[applause, cheering]
597
00:30:35,543 --> 00:30:37,462
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
598
00:30:39,422 --> 00:30:41,632
Where's Mr. Bruno's wife?
599
00:30:41,716 --> 00:30:44,010
[laughter]
600
00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:46,095
[chattering]
601
00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:50,641
[ska music playing]
602
00:30:53,936 --> 00:30:57,273
[laughing, chattering]
603
00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:02,862
- How's it going?
- Okay.
604
00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:07,408
[chuckling] Mom, we--
we can't really talk right now.
605
00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:10,244
[teens snickering]
606
00:31:10,328 --> 00:31:15,249
Well, happy Thanksgiving.
We missed you, Lady Bird.
607
00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:17,168
Try to run, try to hide,
try to keep it inside
608
00:31:17,251 --> 00:31:19,629
[both laughing]
609
00:31:19,712 --> 00:31:21,714
_[l_ady Bird] Bye.
- Bye, Birdy.
610
00:31:21,798 --> 00:31:23,424
-[b0y] Bye, Shelly.
-[girl] Bye, Shelly.
611
00:31:27,095 --> 00:31:29,555
Why does that cigarette look so weird?
612
00:31:29,639 --> 00:31:31,224
Like, not like a cigarette?
613
00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:34,352
'Cause it's a clove.
614
00:31:39,232 --> 00:31:41,067
[Coughs]
615
00:31:41,150 --> 00:31:42,568
[chuckles]
616
00:31:42,652 --> 00:31:44,821
Lick your lips. That's why they're sweet.
617
00:31:50,493 --> 00:31:53,121
Your mom was really sad you weren't here
tonight for Thanksgiving.
618
00:31:53,204 --> 00:31:54,205
[exhales]
619
00:31:54,288 --> 00:31:56,874
Yeah, well, she hates me.
620
00:31:58,167 --> 00:31:59,877
She has a big heart, your mom.
621
00:32:03,005 --> 00:32:05,633
She took me in
after my parents freaked out about...
622
00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:09,262
whatever, premarital sex.
623
00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:13,933
[exhales] I admire her.
624
00:32:19,313 --> 00:32:23,776
-[harmonica playing]
-[vocalizing]
625
00:32:23,860 --> 00:32:25,653
[upbeat music playing]
626
00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,824
[all laughing]
627
00:32:30,867 --> 00:32:32,493
[muttering]
628
00:32:32,577 --> 00:32:33,578
Pray for us!
629
00:32:33,661 --> 00:32:35,079
Save Jesus in our heart!
630
00:32:35,163 --> 00:32:36,289
Forever!
631
00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:43,254
Flying through the countryside
632
00:32:43,337 --> 00:32:46,090
Merrily we roll along, roll along
633
00:32:47,216 --> 00:32:50,178
Catching a dream
634
00:32:50,261 --> 00:32:52,555
-[both arguing]
- Stop fighting! Stop fighting!
635
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:53,723
Hey!
636
00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:57,894
Hey, old friends
637
00:32:57,977 --> 00:33:00,438
How do we stay old friends
638
00:33:00,521 --> 00:33:05,693
It started out like a song
639
00:33:07,236 --> 00:33:09,030
Me and you
640
00:33:09,113 --> 00:33:10,865
Me and you
641
00:33:10,948 --> 00:33:11,949
Me and you
642
00:33:12,033 --> 00:33:14,035
[applause, cheering]
643
00:33:17,705 --> 00:33:19,248
That's true. There she is.
644
00:33:19,332 --> 00:33:20,833
- Hi.
- Jules. Wow.
645
00:33:20,917 --> 00:33:22,460
- You were so good.
- Thank you.
646
00:33:22,543 --> 00:33:24,212
I couldn't believe that.
This is my wife Becky.
647
00:33:24,295 --> 00:33:27,215
Becky this is Jules.
She's one of my brightest students.
648
00:33:27,298 --> 00:33:29,425
-It's so-so nice to meet you.
-lt's nice to meet you too.
649
00:33:29,509 --> 00:33:31,552
- How we doing? Feeling a little better?
- A little tired.
650
00:33:31,636 --> 00:33:33,262
- Yeah.
- Okay. All right, I gotta get her home.
651
00:33:33,346 --> 00:33:35,598
We got the little one,
but that was really great, Jules.
652
00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:36,682
Thank you.
653
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:38,851
Congratulations.
654
00:33:53,282 --> 00:33:54,992
He didn't understand it.
655
00:33:56,369 --> 00:33:57,995
[chattering]
656
00:34:06,295 --> 00:34:08,381
-[toilet flushes]
- How long do you think you all will pee?
657
00:34:08,464 --> 00:34:09,882
I drank so much soda.
658
00:34:09,966 --> 00:34:11,801
-[girl #1] Fuck you.
'[9iFl #2] I just got my period.
659
00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:13,511
- Goddammit.
- Where're you going?
660
00:34:13,594 --> 00:34:15,179
There's never a line in the men's room.
661
00:34:20,184 --> 00:34:21,519
,[Lady Bird gasps]
'[9aSps]
662
00:34:21,602 --> 00:34:22,687
Uh, I--
663
00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:23,938
[gasps] 9h, my God.
664
00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:28,943
J' I'm so lost for you J'
665
00:34:30,403 --> 00:34:32,822
J' You come crash... J'
666
00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:34,865
[both] J' Into me J'
667
00:34:34,949 --> 00:34:37,952
- J' Baby J'
- J' Into me J'
668
00:34:38,035 --> 00:34:39,120
[sobs]
669
00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:42,290
J' I come into... J'
670
00:34:42,373 --> 00:34:45,668
[both crying]
671
00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:50,506
-[applause]
- J' Touch your lips just so I know J'
672
00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:52,008
J' In your eyes J'
673
00:34:52,091 --> 00:34:53,134
[buzzing]
674
00:34:54,176 --> 00:34:55,344
Fihud]
675
00:34:55,428 --> 00:34:57,263
[classical music playing]
676
00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:08,816
They're really nice socks.
677
00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:11,068
-[9a$l@$]
- They're expensive, actually.
678
00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:13,237
They wick moisture away from your feet.
679
00:35:13,321 --> 00:35:15,197
My feet always have moisture.
680
00:35:15,281 --> 00:35:16,907
Mom, I love them.
681
00:35:16,991 --> 00:35:20,161
I'm sorry it's a small Christmas.
We wanted to...
682
00:35:20,244 --> 00:35:22,622
It's just a little small this year.
683
00:35:22,705 --> 00:35:23,706
These are nice.
684
00:35:25,082 --> 00:35:26,792
[Marion chuckling]
685
00:35:26,876 --> 00:35:29,378
-[Marion chuckling] Do you like it?
- Look.
686
00:35:29,462 --> 00:35:30,713
[Marion chuckling]
687
00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:32,590
-[laughing] That's good.
- That's great.
688
00:35:32,673 --> 00:35:35,760
I had to get it. It makes me laugh.
689
00:35:39,430 --> 00:35:40,514
[knocking on door]
690
00:35:42,558 --> 00:35:44,101
[stops music]
691
00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:45,186
Dad, come in.
692
00:35:49,065 --> 00:35:50,358
How'd you know it was me?
693
00:35:50,441 --> 00:35:51,651
Mom doesn't knock.
694
00:35:51,734 --> 00:35:53,903
-[both chuckle]
- No, she doesn't.
695
00:35:57,031 --> 00:36:00,201
Here they are.
Your completed financial aid applications.
696
00:36:00,284 --> 00:36:01,786
-[groans]
- Thank you!
697
00:36:01,869 --> 00:36:04,372
-[chuckles] Merry Christmas.
- Thank you.
698
00:36:05,373 --> 00:36:07,124
Do you need money for the applications?
699
00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:08,668
- I can help with that too.
- No. N0.
700
00:36:08,751 --> 00:36:09,877
I've got that.
701
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,712
Summer job's covered it.
702
00:36:11,796 --> 00:36:13,547
This is why
we have computer shut off time.
703
00:36:13,631 --> 00:36:14,840
- This is our room.
- Okay, okay.
704
00:36:14,924 --> 00:36:17,718
Just can you drive me to the post office
on Jade? It should still be open.
705
00:36:17,802 --> 00:36:21,222
[all] Three, two, one.
706
00:36:21,305 --> 00:36:23,391
Happy New Year!
707
00:36:23,474 --> 00:36:25,726
[chattering]
708
00:36:25,810 --> 00:36:27,228
Happy New Year!
709
00:36:27,311 --> 00:36:31,482
[humming]
710
00:36:31,565 --> 00:36:34,318
So you pull the nozzle out. You tip it in.
711
00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:50,710
Hey.
712
00:36:51,711 --> 00:36:53,629
L-| like your band.
713
00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:55,256
Uh, With Jonah Ruiz,
714
00:36:55,339 --> 00:36:57,007
- Lenfance New?
- L'enfance Nue.
715
00:36:58,968 --> 00:37:03,055
Uh, well, l-| saw your Thanksgiving show.
716
00:37:03,139 --> 00:37:04,807
My name's Lady Bird.
717
00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:06,100
That's weird. You shake hands.
718
00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:07,351
Yeah.
719
00:37:10,521 --> 00:37:13,983
I'm friends with Jenna and she's always
talking about how great your band is.
720
00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:15,818
So I wanted to check it out.
721
00:37:16,152 --> 00:37:18,028
- Yeah. Jenna's hella tight.
- Yeah.
722
00:37:18,696 --> 00:37:20,865
Maybe I'll see you at the Deuce
or something, huh?
723
00:37:20,948 --> 00:37:22,742
Sure. See you at the Deuce.
724
00:37:22,825 --> 00:37:24,368
'[door opens]
-[man] Hey.
725
00:37:24,452 --> 00:37:25,661
I'm not paying you to flirt.
726
00:37:25,745 --> 00:37:27,955
[sighs] I wasn't flirting.
727
00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:29,582
I wish you had been.
728
00:37:30,541 --> 00:37:31,542
[exhales]
729
00:37:41,844 --> 00:37:43,804
[Danny] A reading from
the book of Genesis.
730
00:37:43,888 --> 00:37:47,183
"The Lord took Abram outside and said,
731
00:37:47,266 --> 00:37:50,019
'Look up at the sky
and count the stars if you can.'
732
00:37:50,478 --> 00:37:53,355
Just so, he added,
'Shall your descendants be.'
733
00:37:53,773 --> 00:37:55,900
Abram put his faith in the Lord.
734
00:37:55,983 --> 00:37:58,444
Who credited to him
as an act of righteousness."
735
00:37:58,527 --> 00:38:00,321
[all chanting]
736
00:38:06,869 --> 00:38:10,331
Okay, the first time we did it,
it was at his lake house last summer.
737
00:38:10,414 --> 00:38:14,001
- It was so funny.
- Oh, here you go.
738
00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:15,461
From Uncle Matt.
739
00:38:15,544 --> 00:38:18,756
I think he and my mom are fighting
so enjoy the lunches while you can.
740
00:38:18,839 --> 00:38:21,467
Oh, no thanks. I'm trying to lose weight.
741
00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:22,593
Really?
742
00:38:22,676 --> 00:38:25,805
Sex is not a big deal.
It's just my mom called me during it.
743
00:38:25,888 --> 00:38:27,640
-[Sister Sarah Joan] Skirt check.
- Was on my cell phone.
744
00:38:27,723 --> 00:38:29,183
The one she got me for emergencies.
745
00:38:29,266 --> 00:38:30,267
Did you piCk UP?
746
00:38:31,268 --> 00:38:34,313
Yeah. I was like,
"Um, Mom, I can't really talk right now."
747
00:38:34,396 --> 00:38:36,106
[girls laughing]
748
00:38:36,190 --> 00:38:37,775
What was the emergency?
749
00:38:38,776 --> 00:38:41,362
- What?
- Uh, what was the emergency?
750
00:38:41,445 --> 00:38:43,656
-[Jenna] Oh, my great aunt died.
-l'm so sorry.
751
00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:45,658
She kinda did it to herself.
752
00:38:45,741 --> 00:38:47,952
Yeah. I don't know why you'd do that
if you're already so old.
753
00:38:48,035 --> 00:38:49,245
Ladies.
754
00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:50,454
Skirts.
755
00:38:53,499 --> 00:38:55,960
I'm going to write you a citation,
Miss Walton.
756
00:38:56,043 --> 00:38:57,711
No more short skirts.
757
00:38:59,296 --> 00:39:00,506
[students chattering]
758
00:39:00,589 --> 00:39:02,967
[sighs] Sarah Joan is all up in myjunk.
759
00:39:04,426 --> 00:39:05,678
She's a cunt.
760
00:39:05,761 --> 00:39:07,304
Birdy, you like her.
761
00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:09,557
Yeah, but she's a cunt.
762
00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:13,018
I have an idea
of how to get Sarah Joan back.
763
00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:16,730
- How?
- You'll see this afternoon.
764
00:39:16,814 --> 00:39:19,483
No, we have auditions this afternoon.
765
00:39:19,567 --> 00:39:24,280
Oh, right. I mean, uh,
I don't think I want to do the play.
766
00:39:24,363 --> 00:39:26,365
[whispering]
Meet me at the teacher's parking lot at 3.
767
00:39:26,448 --> 00:39:28,784
-L'll have the materials.
- Okay.
768
00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:30,661
Wait, what was your name?
769
00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:32,371
Lady Bird.
770
00:39:33,372 --> 00:39:34,915
- Weird.
-[Sister Sarah Joan] Ladies.
771
00:39:34,999 --> 00:39:36,208
We have a decision to make.
772
00:39:36,292 --> 00:39:38,711
Prom themes. Top options so far,
773
00:39:38,794 --> 00:39:41,338
cities of the world,
774
00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:43,632
eternal flame, and movies.
775
00:39:43,716 --> 00:39:45,175
[students chattering]
776
00:39:45,259 --> 00:39:47,011
- Oh, where is Father Leviatch?
-[whistle blowing]
777
00:39:47,094 --> 00:39:49,138
All right, let's have everyone
take a knee. Huh?
778
00:39:49,221 --> 00:39:51,181
-[male student] What?
- Cozy sit.
779
00:39:53,142 --> 00:39:55,060
Now, I know you all miss Father Leviatch,
780
00:39:55,144 --> 00:39:57,187
and I can tell you that
the brothers do too.
781
00:39:58,188 --> 00:39:59,857
But I'm gonna give
this thing my best shot.
782
00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:01,191
[light chuckle]
783
00:40:01,275 --> 00:40:03,736
Uh, now, usually
I'm the JV football coach,
784
00:40:03,819 --> 00:40:07,531
but from what I can see, a play is a play.
785
00:40:07,615 --> 00:40:09,325
Where's Lady Bird?
786
00:40:09,408 --> 00:40:11,994
She's with her new best friend.
She thinks she's too cool for theater.
787
00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:13,954
If you can pull out your-your scripts,
788
00:40:14,038 --> 00:40:16,206
I've assigned a number
to each of your roles.
789
00:40:16,290 --> 00:40:18,667
And, uh, I'm gonna put the blocking
up here on the board,
790
00:40:18,751 --> 00:40:22,755
and then if you guys can transcribe that
back in your play books, that'd be great.
791
00:40:22,838 --> 00:40:24,173
Who's playing what part?
792
00:40:24,256 --> 00:40:27,217
Uh, I had Miss Patty here assign roles,
since she knows you all.
793
00:40:27,301 --> 00:40:29,136
So, uh, call them out, Miss Patty.
794
00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:31,513
Okay, uh, Prospero. Danny.
795
00:40:31,597 --> 00:40:33,599
[Father Walther]
Danny. Nice. That's role one.
796
00:40:36,185 --> 00:40:37,436
Wait. Where do you live?
797
00:40:38,562 --> 00:40:41,065
Oh, um, The 40s.
798
00:40:42,066 --> 00:40:44,068
That's where our starter house was.
799
00:40:44,151 --> 00:40:45,778
Which street?
800
00:40:45,861 --> 00:40:46,987
Um, 44th.
801
00:40:47,071 --> 00:40:49,448
It's the three-story blue one
802
00:40:49,531 --> 00:40:52,034
with the white shutters
and the American flag in the front.
803
00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:53,118
Yeah. I know that one.
804
00:40:53,202 --> 00:40:55,120
Do you want to go over there right now
and eat?
805
00:40:55,496 --> 00:40:57,831
I live in Granite Bay,
otherwise I'd say let's go there.
806
00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:01,710
Actually, I was thinking maybe
we should go to the Deuce.
807
00:41:01,794 --> 00:41:04,213
I was talking to Kyle about it,
and he was like,
808
00:41:04,296 --> 00:41:07,091
"Whatever it's lame,
but maybe I'll see you there."
809
00:41:07,174 --> 00:41:08,676
How do you know Kyle?
810
00:41:08,759 --> 00:41:10,970
Oh, my mom made me get a job
at New Helvetia
811
00:41:11,053 --> 00:41:13,347
to learn, like, "responsibility."
812
00:41:15,599 --> 00:41:17,559
Anyway, we hang out there.
813
00:41:17,643 --> 00:41:19,144
Yeah. Kyle's awesome.
814
00:41:19,228 --> 00:41:20,646
Let's Deuce it up.
815
00:41:22,356 --> 00:41:24,817
Okay, guys. Now, look. Role one, right?
816
00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:26,944
You're gonna run, kind of,
a skinny post right up front.
817
00:41:27,027 --> 00:41:29,113
I want you to look straight
at the audience, okay.
818
00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:31,824
Don't be looking around and blabbing
at anybody if they walk by ya.
819
00:41:31,907 --> 00:41:34,284
Eight, nine, ten.
You're coming in hard, right here.
820
00:41:34,368 --> 00:41:35,661
'Cause these guys are gonna love it.
821
00:41:35,744 --> 00:41:39,373
Don't talk amongst yourselves.
Now, coming in slow, we're singing.
822
00:41:40,374 --> 00:41:42,751
This is singing. Wide lines are singing.
823
00:41:42,835 --> 00:41:44,712
We're singing. We're singing.
824
00:41:44,795 --> 00:41:46,839
Danny's not singing yet. He's all alone.
825
00:41:46,922 --> 00:41:49,508
Singing. Eight, nine, ten...
You come in hot!
826
00:41:49,591 --> 00:41:51,135
You come in hot!
827
00:41:51,218 --> 00:41:52,302
[alarm beep]
828
00:41:54,346 --> 00:41:56,932
- This is the Deuce?
- Yeah.
829
00:41:57,016 --> 00:41:59,393
-It's a parking lot?
- Yeah.
830
00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:03,939
We were in one parking lot
and we went to another parking lot?
831
00:42:04,023 --> 00:42:07,484
Hey, Kyle. Lady Bird and ljust decorated
the Nun-mobile.
832
00:42:07,568 --> 00:42:09,611
Like, just married to Jesus.
833
00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:10,904
That's hella tight.
834
00:42:24,126 --> 00:42:26,253
What you do is very baller.
835
00:42:26,336 --> 00:42:27,921
- You're very anarchist.
- Yeah.
836
00:42:28,005 --> 00:42:29,131
Fuck 'em.
837
00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:30,799
Don't worry, I'm not gonna snitch on you.
838
00:42:30,883 --> 00:42:33,552
Well, I hope not
'cause I'd fuckin' kill your family.
839
00:42:36,388 --> 00:42:37,473
- W hat?
- Sorry.
840
00:42:37,556 --> 00:42:40,017
L-- That-That was an exaggeration.
841
00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:41,518
It's okay.
842
00:42:41,602 --> 00:42:43,604
My dad has cancer, so
843
00:42:43,687 --> 00:42:45,314
I guess God's doing that for us.
844
00:42:45,397 --> 00:42:47,107
Oh, I'm sorry.
845
00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:51,236
You work at New Helvetia, right?
846
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,613
Right.
847
00:42:52,696 --> 00:42:56,033
Can I get your number? We were looking
to set up more gigs down there.
848
00:42:56,116 --> 00:42:57,159
Definitely.
849
00:43:00,204 --> 00:43:02,623
It's my parents number.
850
00:43:02,706 --> 00:43:04,541
You don't have a cell phone?
851
00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:05,918
- Nah.
- Good girl.
852
00:43:06,001 --> 00:43:07,836
Government didn't have to
put tracking devices on us.
853
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,755
We bought them and put them on ourselves.
854
00:43:09,838 --> 00:43:11,465
I don't own a tracking device.
855
00:43:11,548 --> 00:43:14,259
No, no, no. The cell phones.
856
00:43:14,343 --> 00:43:15,969
- You see?
- Wow.
857
00:43:16,053 --> 00:43:17,179
Yeah. I know.
858
00:43:18,180 --> 00:43:20,057
I mean, you'll have one eventually.
Everyone's gonna have one.
859
00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:23,143
And then, it'll be a matter of time.
860
00:43:23,227 --> 00:43:24,394
Before what?
861
00:43:24,478 --> 00:43:26,146
Before they put them in our brains.
862
00:43:26,230 --> 00:43:27,648
[chuckles]
863
00:43:33,737 --> 00:43:35,781
[upbeat music playing]
864
00:44:02,641 --> 00:44:03,934
What do you want from me?
865
00:44:06,103 --> 00:44:07,187
Yes?
866
00:44:07,271 --> 00:44:10,315
My-My grandma wanted me to tell you that
she missed you at Christmas.
867
00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:14,736
Yeah. Well, I couldn't have gone anyway.
My mom was pissed about Thanksgiving.
868
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:17,322
Your mom is crazy. I'm scared of her.
869
00:44:17,406 --> 00:44:21,410
She's not crazy.
She's just, you know, she has a big heart.
870
00:44:21,493 --> 00:44:22,494
She's very warm.
871
00:44:22,578 --> 00:44:23,704
I don't find your mother warm.
872
00:44:23,787 --> 00:44:25,831
- You don't?
- No. No, she's warm. Yeah.
873
00:44:25,914 --> 00:44:28,750
- But she's also, kind of, scary.
- Well, you can't be scary and warm.
874
00:44:28,834 --> 00:44:31,336
- I think you can. Your mom is.
- You're gay.
875
00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:34,298
Fuck me.
876
00:44:34,381 --> 00:44:36,633
Can you not tell anyone, please?
877
00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:38,927
I'm so sorry about everything.
878
00:44:39,011 --> 00:44:42,890
I'm so ashamed of all of it.
879
00:44:42,973 --> 00:44:46,894
It's just... It's going to be bad
and I just need a little bit of time
880
00:44:46,977 --> 00:44:49,813
to figure out how I'm going to tell
my mom and dad and--
881
00:44:49,897 --> 00:44:51,565
- Don't worry.
-[sobs]
882
00:44:55,068 --> 00:44:58,155
[sobbing continues]
883
00:44:58,238 --> 00:44:59,281
I won't tell.
884
00:45:01,950 --> 00:45:02,951
It's okay.
885
00:45:04,286 --> 00:45:05,871
[sobbing continues]
886
00:45:12,628 --> 00:45:13,629
It's okay.
887
00:45:17,174 --> 00:45:19,384
And do you have a support system?
888
00:45:20,469 --> 00:45:21,678
What do you mean?
889
00:45:24,014 --> 00:45:26,892
Who do you turn to when you feel this way?
890
00:45:26,975 --> 00:45:28,435
[sighs]
891
00:45:29,937 --> 00:45:31,230
No one, I guess.
892
00:45:33,273 --> 00:45:34,441
I'm sorry.
893
00:45:34,524 --> 00:45:35,859
No, don't be sorry.
894
00:45:35,943 --> 00:45:38,570
There's no wrong answer.
895
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,074
Please don't tell your daughter.
896
00:45:42,157 --> 00:45:43,200
No. Of course not.
897
00:45:44,451 --> 00:45:45,452
Of course not.
898
00:45:48,789 --> 00:45:50,958
[chanting] Remember that you are dust
and to dust you will return.
899
00:45:58,382 --> 00:46:00,634
[chanting] Remember that you are dust
and to dust you will return.
900
00:46:06,098 --> 00:46:10,018
It's a new system. You just enter
your social security number and...
901
00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:16,275
- Davis?
- Davis is good.
902
00:46:16,358 --> 00:46:19,027
- Maybe you shoulda looked at it.
-lt's only half an hour away.
903
00:46:19,111 --> 00:46:21,822
- Less if you're driving fast.
- I went to graduate school there.
904
00:46:21,905 --> 00:46:24,783
- Lots of smart people go to Davis.
- I thought Berkeley had to accept me.
905
00:46:24,866 --> 00:46:26,868
You and Miguel went there. I'm a legacy.
906
00:46:26,952 --> 00:46:28,578
Uh, not if we don't give money.
907
00:46:28,662 --> 00:46:30,789
- And you get bad grades.
- And what do you know about it?
908
00:46:30,872 --> 00:46:32,040
- Meaning?
- Nothing.
909
00:46:32,124 --> 00:46:33,667
- No. What are you implying?
- Nothing!
910
00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:35,544
- You fucking racist!
-[Lady Bird groans]
911
00:46:35,627 --> 00:46:38,463
- I didn't say anything!
- I didn't put down my race!
912
00:46:38,547 --> 00:46:42,259
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure they had no idea, Miguel!
913
00:46:42,342 --> 00:46:43,885
You're actually fucking evil.
914
00:46:43,969 --> 00:46:45,345
[yells]
915
00:46:45,429 --> 00:46:47,389
- What is wrong with you?
- G0. Go to your room.
916
00:46:47,472 --> 00:46:49,558
-L'm not five!
- I didn't raise you like this.
917
00:46:49,641 --> 00:46:51,059
I don't have to go anywhere.
918
00:46:51,143 --> 00:46:53,103
I'm not going to a fucking university
919
00:46:53,186 --> 00:46:56,315
that's famous for
its fucking agricultural school!
920
00:46:57,691 --> 00:47:00,986
And Miguel and Shelly, you'll never
get jobs with all that shit in your face.
921
00:47:01,069 --> 00:47:02,487
-[puffs]
-[door slams]
922
00:47:05,824 --> 00:47:07,367
J' Cry me a river J'
923
00:47:08,785 --> 00:47:10,495
J' Cry me a river J'
924
00:47:12,039 --> 00:47:13,999
J' Cry me a river J'
925
00:47:15,417 --> 00:47:17,377
- J' Cry me a river J'
- Hey.
926
00:47:17,461 --> 00:47:19,212
- Hi.
-[chuckles]
927
00:47:19,296 --> 00:47:21,173
Um, help yourself to anything
in the fridge.
928
00:47:21,256 --> 00:47:23,592
My parents are upstairs,
but they don't care if you drink.
929
00:47:23,675 --> 00:47:24,760
Okay. Cool.
930
00:47:26,887 --> 00:47:30,349
J' It wasn't like you only talked to him J'
931
00:47:30,432 --> 00:47:31,516
J' And you know it J'
932
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,226
J' Don't act like you don't know it J'
933
00:47:33,310 --> 00:47:35,312
J' A/I of these things people told me J'
934
00:47:35,395 --> 00:47:37,522
J' Keep messing with my head J'
935
00:47:37,606 --> 00:47:39,524
J' Messing with my head J'
936
00:47:42,444 --> 00:47:43,528
I hate that shit.
937
00:47:44,696 --> 00:47:45,822
But you smoke.
938
00:47:45,906 --> 00:47:47,616
I smoke hand-rolled cigarettes.
939
00:47:47,699 --> 00:47:49,451
Never industrially produced.
940
00:47:49,534 --> 00:47:50,702
Never cloves.
941
00:47:50,786 --> 00:47:52,245
What's wrong with cloves?
942
00:47:52,329 --> 00:47:53,997
Can't inhale cloves. What's the point?
943
00:47:54,081 --> 00:47:55,207
Oh.
944
00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:56,750
You're not supposed to.
945
00:47:56,833 --> 00:48:00,170
Well, cloves were what I first smoked
when I was young.
946
00:48:00,253 --> 00:48:02,839
So, you know, it's a force of habit.
947
00:48:02,923 --> 00:48:05,258
It has fiberglass.
948
00:48:05,342 --> 00:48:06,927
- Really?
- Yeah.
949
00:48:07,010 --> 00:48:08,595
Rolling your own is best.
950
00:48:08,678 --> 00:48:10,347
Also, like...
951
00:48:10,430 --> 00:48:14,226
I'm trying as much as possible not
participate in our economy.
952
00:48:14,309 --> 00:48:15,644
I don't like money.
953
00:48:16,645 --> 00:48:17,854
So...
954
00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:20,023
I'm trying to live by bartering alone.
955
00:48:20,107 --> 00:48:22,192
But doesn't Catholic school cost money?
956
00:48:22,275 --> 00:48:25,070
Yeah. The diocese we're in
are super into it.
957
00:48:26,071 --> 00:48:27,739
It mattered to my dad that...
958
00:48:28,990 --> 00:48:30,784
I go to Xavier, so
959
00:48:30,867 --> 00:48:33,328
just trying to make him happy.
960
00:48:39,709 --> 00:48:42,504
J' The damage is done,
so I guess I be leaving J'
961
00:48:44,297 --> 00:48:45,298
IOhlJ'
962
00:48:46,299 --> 00:48:48,260
- J' The damage is done J'
- I don't want to have sex yet.
963
00:48:48,343 --> 00:48:49,553
- I haven't had sex yet.
- Me neither.
964
00:48:49,636 --> 00:48:51,513
- With another person. Really?
- Nope. Me either. Yeah.
965
00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:53,515
J' You don't have to say what you did J'
966
00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:55,183
- J' I already know J'
- J' I already knowJ'
967
00:48:55,267 --> 00:48:56,935
J' I found out from him J'
968
00:48:57,018 --> 00:48:59,521
- J' Now there's just no chance J'
-[Lady Bird] Oh, my God.
969
00:48:59,604 --> 00:49:00,981
It's the tanning bed.
970
00:49:01,064 --> 00:49:03,150
[gasps] Julie will love this.
971
00:49:03,233 --> 00:49:04,192
Who's Julie?
972
00:49:04,276 --> 00:49:05,652
J' You can go on... J'
973
00:49:24,379 --> 00:49:26,047
[door opens]
974
00:49:26,131 --> 00:49:29,301
Lady Bird. You can't lock the door when
we have one bathroom.
975
00:49:29,384 --> 00:49:30,844
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
976
00:49:30,927 --> 00:49:33,180
It's just this is the only place
I can get any privacy.
977
00:49:33,263 --> 00:49:34,973
You really need to use two towels?
978
00:49:35,056 --> 00:49:36,475
Uh, no.
979
00:49:36,558 --> 00:49:38,018
- I guess no.
- If you need to use two towels,
980
00:49:38,101 --> 00:49:40,187
you just have to say
because this affects my whole day.
981
00:49:40,270 --> 00:49:41,688
Because I have to do laundry before work
982
00:49:41,771 --> 00:49:43,940
and I need to know if there's more towels
that I need to wash.
983
00:49:44,024 --> 00:49:45,400
I just need one. Sorry.
984
00:49:45,484 --> 00:49:49,070
Okay. Well, let me get to the mirror,
I've gotta get going.
985
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:02,542
When do you think
is a normal time to have sex?
986
00:50:02,626 --> 00:50:04,544
- You're having sex?
- No.
987
00:50:04,628 --> 00:50:07,881
Um, college is good.
988
00:50:07,964 --> 00:50:12,511
I think college and use protection
like we talked about.
989
00:50:12,594 --> 00:50:13,595
Okay.
990
00:50:22,562 --> 00:50:24,272
Is Dad depressed?
991
00:50:25,273 --> 00:50:26,399
Why do you ask that?
992
00:50:27,651 --> 00:50:29,945
The pills. They have Dad's name on them.
993
00:50:30,028 --> 00:50:33,698
[inhales] Dad's been struggling
with depression for years.
994
00:50:38,036 --> 00:50:39,204
I didn't know that.
995
00:50:40,205 --> 00:50:42,374
Money is not life's report card.
996
00:50:43,542 --> 00:50:44,834
He's depressed about money?
997
00:50:44,918 --> 00:50:49,422
Being successful doesn't mean anything
in and of itself.
998
00:50:49,506 --> 00:50:51,049
It just means that you're successful.
999
00:50:51,132 --> 00:50:52,801
Yeah, but then you're successful.
1000
00:50:52,884 --> 00:50:55,011
But that doesn't mean that you're happy.
1001
00:50:55,095 --> 00:50:56,638
But he's not happy.
1002
00:50:58,807 --> 00:51:00,350
[faucet running]
1003
00:51:09,401 --> 00:51:11,361
[Lady Bird]
I have to get out of Sacramento.
1004
00:51:12,821 --> 00:51:13,822
Why?
1005
00:51:14,197 --> 00:51:15,907
Because it's soul killing.
1006
00:51:17,284 --> 00:51:19,202
It's the Midwest of California.
1007
00:51:21,204 --> 00:51:22,998
Isn't there a thing, like,
1008
00:51:23,081 --> 00:51:25,125
"Think globally, act locally"?
1009
00:51:26,710 --> 00:51:30,005
I feel that the person who said that
didn't live in Sacramento.
1010
00:51:32,841 --> 00:51:34,175
[Lady Bird] Ah!
1011
00:51:34,259 --> 00:51:35,427
[Jenna] I love it here.
1012
00:51:35,510 --> 00:51:37,262
I want to send my daughters
to Immaculate Heart.
1013
00:51:38,138 --> 00:51:40,181
I wanna-- You know, I wanna be a mom.
1014
00:51:41,182 --> 00:51:42,642
At least go to San Francisco.
1015
00:51:44,978 --> 00:51:45,979
I don't like hills.
1016
00:51:49,566 --> 00:51:54,446
[teacher] Start simple with x plus three
times x plus two.
1017
00:51:54,529 --> 00:51:56,615
- Now if we use FOIL, where do we start?
-[Lady Bird] Julie?
1018
00:51:58,575 --> 00:51:59,576
Julie?
1019
00:52:01,453 --> 00:52:03,079
Julie. Hey.
1020
00:52:03,163 --> 00:52:04,623
What do you want from Julie?
1021
00:52:05,749 --> 00:52:06,875
Darlene, can you excuse us?
1022
00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:08,335
Darlene's staying.
1023
00:52:08,418 --> 00:52:09,669
Why aren't you in Algebra 2?
1024
00:52:09,753 --> 00:52:11,171
- I switched sections.
- Why?
1025
00:52:11,254 --> 00:52:12,839
Aren't Jenna and Kyle enough?
1026
00:52:12,922 --> 00:52:14,633
[chuckles]
1027
00:52:14,716 --> 00:52:16,134
I'm sorry that you're jealous.
1028
00:52:16,217 --> 00:52:17,802
[chuckles] Jenna's a moron, you know.
1029
00:52:17,886 --> 00:52:19,554
She's not. She's in AP Calculus.
1030
00:52:19,638 --> 00:52:21,014
She's a moron in a deeper sense.
1031
00:52:21,097 --> 00:52:22,182
You don't even know her.
1032
00:52:22,265 --> 00:52:25,602
Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way,
you just never showed up to claim it!
1033
00:52:25,685 --> 00:52:28,355
- What role'?
- The tempest!
1034
00:52:28,438 --> 00:52:32,275
- There is no role of the tempest!
- It is the titular role!
1035
00:52:32,359 --> 00:52:35,320
No, it's a made up thing
so we all can participate!
1036
00:52:35,403 --> 00:52:39,407
You can't do anything unless
you're the center of attention, can you?
1037
00:52:39,491 --> 00:52:42,369
Yeah. Well, you know your mom's tits,
they're fake. Totally fake!
1038
00:52:42,452 --> 00:52:44,663
She made one bad decision at 19!
1039
00:52:44,746 --> 00:52:46,247
Two bad decisions!
1040
00:52:46,331 --> 00:52:49,959
[female teacher]
And at 15, this girl was pregnant.
1041
00:52:50,043 --> 00:52:52,671
She decided that
she was going to get an abortion.
1042
00:52:52,754 --> 00:52:56,424
It made sense.
It was the right thing to do.
1043
00:52:56,508 --> 00:52:59,135
- She was sitting there...
- Let me guess, she didn't get it.
1044
00:52:59,219 --> 00:53:02,055
...and something deep inside of her said,
1045
00:53:02,138 --> 00:53:04,015
_IINOIII
- Bingo.
1046
00:53:04,099 --> 00:53:06,017
Anyone want to guess who this woman is?
1047
00:53:07,018 --> 00:53:08,144
The young lady right here.
1048
00:53:08,228 --> 00:53:10,855
- You?
- No. It was not me.
1049
00:53:10,939 --> 00:53:12,774
[girl] Um, your friend?
1050
00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:14,317
No.
1051
00:53:14,401 --> 00:53:16,778
The girl in the story was...
1052
00:53:17,987 --> 00:53:18,988
my mother.
1053
00:53:19,072 --> 00:53:21,032
[students gasps]
1054
00:53:21,116 --> 00:53:25,412
I am that baby that
she decided not to abort.
1055
00:53:25,495 --> 00:53:27,038
That could have been me.
1056
00:53:27,122 --> 00:53:28,832
That could have been my fate.
1057
00:53:28,915 --> 00:53:31,960
Just because something looks ugly
doesn't mean it's morally wrong.
1058
00:53:32,043 --> 00:53:33,378
[teacher] What did you say, ma'am?
1059
00:53:34,796 --> 00:53:36,965
- Nothing.
-[teacher] Please. Share.
1060
00:53:38,341 --> 00:53:40,051
I said,
1061
00:53:40,135 --> 00:53:44,139
"Just because something looks ugly
doesn't mean that it's morally wrong."
1062
00:53:44,222 --> 00:53:46,808
You think dead children
aren't morally wrong?
1063
00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:52,480
No. I'm just saying that if you took
up close pictures of my vagina
1064
00:53:52,564 --> 00:53:56,109
while I was on my period, it would be
disturbing, but it doesn't make it wrong.
1065
00:53:56,192 --> 00:53:57,193
Excuse me?
1066
00:53:57,277 --> 00:53:59,779
Listen. If your mother had
had the abortion,
1067
00:53:59,863 --> 00:54:02,449
we wouldn't have to sit through
this stupid assembly.
1068
00:54:02,532 --> 00:54:05,493
[students gasps, chuckle]
1069
00:54:05,577 --> 00:54:07,954
[students whispering indistinctly]
1070
00:54:08,037 --> 00:54:10,457
[Marion] Suspended? How does this happen?
1071
00:54:10,540 --> 00:54:13,084
Everything we do is for you. Everything.
1072
00:54:13,168 --> 00:54:15,086
Do you think
I like driving that car around?
1073
00:54:15,170 --> 00:54:16,337
- No.
- Do you?
1074
00:54:16,421 --> 00:54:18,131
- No.
- Do you think I like working double shifts
1075
00:54:18,214 --> 00:54:19,299
at the psych hospital?
1076
00:54:19,382 --> 00:54:21,509
- No.
- You needed to go to the Catholic school
1077
00:54:21,593 --> 00:54:24,846
because your brother saw somebody knifed
in front of him at the public school.
1078
00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:27,390
Is that what you want?
Larry, what are you doing on the computer?
1079
00:54:27,474 --> 00:54:29,267
- Nothing.
- You think your dad and I don't know
1080
00:54:29,350 --> 00:54:31,936
how ashamed that you are of us'?
Your dad knows.
1081
00:54:32,061 --> 00:54:35,398
Your dad knows why you ask him to drop you
off a block away from school every day.
1082
00:54:35,482 --> 00:54:38,067
- Dad, I didn't mean to.
- You made him feel horrible!
1083
00:54:38,151 --> 00:54:39,527
- Horrible! You know that?
-[Lady Bird] I'm sorry.
1084
00:54:39,611 --> 00:54:41,696
- Marion, you didn't have to bring that up.
- No, Larry, you can'tjust be
1085
00:54:41,780 --> 00:54:43,448
the nice guy. She has to know.
1086
00:54:43,531 --> 00:54:44,949
She has to know how you feel.
1087
00:54:45,033 --> 00:54:47,577
Otherwise, she's just gonna think
she can say anything at all,
1088
00:54:47,660 --> 00:54:50,079
and nobody ever gets hurt.
1089
00:54:50,163 --> 00:54:51,915
Wrong side of the tracks!
1090
00:54:51,998 --> 00:54:53,625
- I didn't mean it that way.
-[Marion] Yeah.
1091
00:54:53,708 --> 00:54:55,335
- It was a joke.
- Yeah. It's just a joke Mom and Dad.
1092
00:54:55,418 --> 00:54:58,254
They don't care. We didn't think we'd be
in this house for 25 years.
1093
00:54:58,338 --> 00:54:59,964
We thought we would've moved
some place better.
1094
00:55:00,048 --> 00:55:01,841
Whatever we give you, it's never enough.
1095
00:55:01,925 --> 00:55:03,635
-It's never enough.
- It is enough.
1096
00:55:03,718 --> 00:55:05,929
Do you have any idea
what it costs to raise you?
1097
00:55:06,012 --> 00:55:09,432
And how much you're just throwing away
every day?
1098
00:55:09,516 --> 00:55:11,142
Give me a number.
1099
00:55:12,602 --> 00:55:13,603
What?
1100
00:55:20,193 --> 00:55:21,528
Give me a number.
1101
00:55:22,904 --> 00:55:23,947
I don't understand.
1102
00:55:24,030 --> 00:55:26,991
You give me a number
for how much it cost to raise me.
1103
00:55:27,075 --> 00:55:29,577
And I'm going to get older
and make a lot of money,
1104
00:55:29,661 --> 00:55:31,412
and write you a check for what I owe you.
1105
00:55:31,496 --> 00:55:33,790
So that I never have
to speak to you again.
1106
00:55:34,958 --> 00:55:38,503
Well I highly doubt that you will be able
to get a job good enough to do that.
1107
00:55:44,634 --> 00:55:46,469
So the attack on Baghdad last night,
1108
00:55:46,553 --> 00:55:48,221
-it was absolutely unbelievable.
-[phone ringing]
1109
00:55:48,304 --> 00:55:50,932
[female reporter] That's right. Yeah, the
likes of which, uh, many US...
1110
00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:53,518
-[Lady Bird] Hello?
- Hey, it's me, Jenna.
1111
00:55:53,601 --> 00:55:55,937
Hey. Are you calling me from school?
1112
00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:59,482
No. We got out early 'cause all the
Irish girls got totally sloshed by noon.
1113
00:55:59,566 --> 00:56:01,818
Oh, right. Happy St. Patrick's Day.
1114
00:56:01,901 --> 00:56:05,488
Yeah. I guess they'd been stockpiling
mini liquor bottles in the tampon machine,
1115
00:56:05,572 --> 00:56:07,115
-and now they're all throwing up.
-[chuckles]
1116
00:56:07,198 --> 00:56:09,033
Everyone else got out early.
1117
00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:11,744
So, guess where I am.
1118
00:56:11,828 --> 00:56:12,996
I don't know. Where?
1119
00:56:13,079 --> 00:56:15,915
-[doorbell rings]
- Ding dong. I'm outside.
1120
00:56:15,999 --> 00:56:18,459
- W hat?
- I'm standing outside.
1121
00:56:20,003 --> 00:56:22,380
No. Just leave.
1122
00:56:22,463 --> 00:56:23,464
Leave.
1123
00:56:24,465 --> 00:56:26,676
- Fuck!
- Hello.
1124
00:56:26,759 --> 00:56:27,844
Hi.
1125
00:56:30,179 --> 00:56:31,556
[inhales]
1126
00:56:35,310 --> 00:56:36,644
So this is your house?
1127
00:56:38,396 --> 00:56:39,814
Yeah.
1128
00:56:39,898 --> 00:56:42,901
That lady in the other house
was totally freaked out.
1129
00:56:42,984 --> 00:56:46,070
That's my friend's grandma.
That's her house.
1130
00:56:48,323 --> 00:56:50,241
Why did you say it was your house?
1131
00:56:53,286 --> 00:56:55,663
I wished I lived in that house.
1132
00:56:56,748 --> 00:57:00,335
I don't even sort of understand why
somebody would lie about that.
1133
00:57:00,418 --> 00:57:02,045
L-| didn't lie.
1134
00:57:02,128 --> 00:57:04,047
You lied. You're a liar.
1135
00:57:04,130 --> 00:57:05,965
I hate dishonesty.
1136
00:57:06,049 --> 00:57:07,050
I'm sorry.
1137
00:57:11,804 --> 00:57:13,556
Apology accepted, I guess.
1138
00:57:16,225 --> 00:57:17,936
Are we still friends?
1139
00:57:18,937 --> 00:57:22,690
I mean, if you're still Kyle's girlfriend,
then yeah, I guess I'll see you around.
1140
00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:25,109
[dogs barking]
1141
00:57:25,193 --> 00:57:26,194
[texting]
1142
00:57:29,155 --> 00:57:32,283
[reporter] Mortar rounds fired at the camp
that will fly over them
1143
00:57:32,367 --> 00:57:35,536
if they are down below
on surface of the ground.
1144
00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:38,998
And that is hard work, indeed. Believe me.
We've had to do it...
1145
00:57:41,918 --> 00:57:43,086
[Lady Bird] I'm ready.
1146
00:57:44,587 --> 00:57:45,797
[Kyle] What?
1147
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,633
I'm ready to have sex.
1148
00:57:48,716 --> 00:57:50,760
Oh. Okay.
1149
00:57:51,844 --> 00:57:52,845
Great.
1150
00:58:01,354 --> 00:58:03,481
You're so dexterous with that. [chuckles]
1151
00:58:03,564 --> 00:58:04,565
Thanks.
1152
00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:09,737
Oh.
1153
00:58:14,575 --> 00:58:15,660
[exhales]
1154
00:58:17,870 --> 00:58:19,372
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1155
00:58:21,958 --> 00:58:23,209
[kisses]
1156
00:58:25,378 --> 00:58:26,671
[moans]
1157
00:58:30,675 --> 00:58:33,845
[Lady Bird moaning]
1158
00:58:38,349 --> 00:58:39,892
[Kyle moans]
1159
00:58:42,687 --> 00:58:43,688
Are you...
1160
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:47,066
- Are you done?
- Yeah. Yes.
1161
00:58:48,401 --> 00:58:50,403
Sorry. I was confused.
1162
00:58:51,487 --> 00:58:53,573
- You have like...
- What?
1163
00:58:53,656 --> 00:58:55,992
- You have some sort of like blood.
- What?
1164
00:58:56,075 --> 00:58:57,702
Oh. Shit!
1165
00:58:57,785 --> 00:58:59,245
I get nosebleeds.
1166
00:59:00,872 --> 00:59:02,290
- Here.
- Thanks.
1167
00:59:02,373 --> 00:59:03,374
I'm sorry.
1168
00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:05,626
No. I'm good.
1169
00:59:06,627 --> 00:59:09,464
[Lady Bird] Remember when tie-dye
was an activity?
1170
00:59:09,547 --> 00:59:12,967
Oh, I didn't make that shirt.
My parents got it for me at Sea Ranch.
1171
00:59:13,051 --> 00:59:15,553
You can read Sea Ranch if you look close.
1172
00:59:18,765 --> 00:59:20,725
Cut to ten years later.
1173
00:59:22,310 --> 00:59:23,895
What?
1174
00:59:23,978 --> 00:59:26,522
Like how ten years ago,
you were in first grade.
1175
00:59:26,606 --> 00:59:28,274
Now we cut to...
1176
00:59:29,734 --> 00:59:32,445
What does cut to mean to you?
1177
00:59:32,528 --> 00:59:35,448
Or like, you know, little did he know.
1178
00:59:35,531 --> 00:59:37,075
Nothing you're saying is making any sense.
1179
00:59:37,158 --> 00:59:38,951
How we're not virgins now.
1180
00:59:39,035 --> 00:59:42,246
We deflowered each other.
We have each other's flowers.
1181
00:59:49,128 --> 00:59:50,213
Sorry.
1182
00:59:52,090 --> 00:59:53,257
I'm just happy.
1183
00:59:58,179 --> 01:00:00,306
I didn't lose my virginity to you.
1184
01:00:02,892 --> 01:00:03,893
Wait...
1185
01:00:04,894 --> 01:00:05,895
What?
1186
01:00:06,896 --> 01:00:09,232
I lost my virginity to Cassy Duvall.
1187
01:00:10,483 --> 01:00:11,484
Excuse me?
1188
01:00:11,567 --> 01:00:13,111
You said you were a virgin.
1189
01:00:13,194 --> 01:00:15,238
No, I didn't. 'Cause I'm not.
1190
01:00:15,321 --> 01:00:17,532
- And I haven't lied in two years.
- Oh, Jesus.
1191
01:00:19,826 --> 01:00:22,620
Yeah. I probably slept with,
like, six people.
1192
01:00:25,373 --> 01:00:27,792
You don't even know if it's six people?
1193
01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:29,627
I don't keep a list.
1194
01:00:29,710 --> 01:00:30,962
Why wouldn't you keep a list?
1195
01:00:31,045 --> 01:00:33,047
- We're in high school.
- Whoa. Why are you-- What?
1196
01:00:33,131 --> 01:00:36,384
- Why are you getting so moody?
- You did say you were a virgin.
1197
01:00:37,385 --> 01:00:39,262
I think you might've made an assumption.
1198
01:00:41,222 --> 01:00:43,641
I just had a whole experience
that was wrong.
1199
01:00:43,724 --> 01:00:46,185
- Look, you're deciding to be upset.
- No. I am upset.
1200
01:00:46,269 --> 01:00:48,354
Because you're deciding to be.
Don't be mad at me for this.
1201
01:00:48,437 --> 01:00:51,107
It's stupid. You can't be mad at me
for something I have no control over.
1202
01:00:51,190 --> 01:00:53,109
I just wanted it to be special.
1203
01:00:53,192 --> 01:00:56,320
Why? You're gonna have so much
unspecial sex in your life.
1204
01:00:56,404 --> 01:00:59,907
I was on top!
Who the fuck is on top their first time?
1205
01:00:59,991 --> 01:01:02,827
You have any, like, awareness of how many
civilians we've killed
1206
01:01:02,910 --> 01:01:05,329
-since the invasion in Iraq started--
- Shut up!
1207
01:01:05,413 --> 01:01:06,497
Shutup.
1208
01:01:07,790 --> 01:01:10,251
Different things can be sad.
It's not all war.
1209
01:01:20,178 --> 01:01:22,221
Are we still going to prom together?
1210
01:01:23,764 --> 01:01:24,765
Sure.
1211
01:01:48,289 --> 01:01:50,791
I thought Miguel was gonna pick me up.
1212
01:01:50,875 --> 01:01:53,586
Well, I was just arriving from work
and it was easier.
1213
01:01:55,504 --> 01:01:56,631
You Okay?
1214
01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:01,052
Aww, honey.
1215
01:02:01,135 --> 01:02:02,303
He...
1216
01:02:03,304 --> 01:02:06,432
- Oh. Oh, it's okay.
-[sobbing]
1217
01:02:06,515 --> 01:02:08,100
It's okay.
1218
01:02:11,103 --> 01:02:12,772
What's this sweater?
1219
01:02:13,940 --> 01:02:17,235
This is... My friend,
Jenna, gave it to me.
1220
01:02:17,318 --> 01:02:18,653
Who's Jenna?
1221
01:02:18,736 --> 01:02:19,904
My friend.
1222
01:02:24,367 --> 01:02:26,994
You wanna do our favorite Sunday activity?
1223
01:02:27,078 --> 01:02:28,579
I don't have a second shift.
1224
01:02:31,290 --> 01:02:32,291
Yeah.
1225
01:02:34,126 --> 01:02:36,128
[guitar playing]
1226
01:02:45,596 --> 01:02:47,598
[music continues]
1227
01:02:56,732 --> 01:02:58,734
[music continues]
1228
01:03:09,870 --> 01:03:11,289
[music ends]
1229
01:03:11,455 --> 01:03:13,082
[male report] The attack came in waves,
1230
01:03:13,165 --> 01:03:16,836
cruise missiles, followed by
the F117 stealth bombers
1231
01:03:16,919 --> 01:03:20,006
with so-ca/led bunker buster bombs.
1232
01:03:20,089 --> 01:03:22,049
With target a bunker believed...
1233
01:03:22,133 --> 01:03:24,719
Lady Bird, a bunch of things
arrived for you.
1234
01:03:24,802 --> 01:03:25,803
Holy shit!
1235
01:03:27,722 --> 01:03:29,807
- Since when do you get mail?
- I get mail.
1236
01:03:32,143 --> 01:03:35,187
Whatever you're up to,
it's not gonna end well.
1237
01:04:00,921 --> 01:04:01,922
Yes!
1238
01:04:04,383 --> 01:04:06,594
[yells]
1239
01:04:06,677 --> 01:04:08,804
These programmers nowadays
are like kids, man.
1240
01:04:08,888 --> 01:04:10,222
I know.
1241
01:04:10,306 --> 01:04:13,976
But that's why I think with me,
you'll find something different.
1242
01:04:14,060 --> 01:04:15,853
Yeah, but they're like babies.
1243
01:04:15,936 --> 01:04:17,646
I hear you. It's wild.
1244
01:04:17,730 --> 01:04:19,648
Which is why I went back to school
1245
01:04:19,732 --> 01:04:23,319
and got my MBA at UC Davis
while still working at ISC.
1246
01:04:23,402 --> 01:04:25,029
Oh. [sputters]
1247
01:04:25,112 --> 01:04:26,989
- Wow. That must've been a lot of work.
- It was.
1248
01:04:27,073 --> 01:04:28,949
I heard lSC's closing now though.
1249
01:04:29,033 --> 01:04:30,534
I heard. Yes.
1250
01:04:30,618 --> 01:04:34,622
So the assholes who fired you
are now closing up shop.
1251
01:04:36,123 --> 01:04:38,501
- Feels good.
-[laughs] Yeah.
1252
01:04:41,087 --> 01:04:42,088
Uh...
1253
01:04:43,381 --> 01:04:44,757
What else is supposed to happen?
1254
01:04:45,966 --> 01:04:47,968
Oh, I, uh, thought we'd...
1255
01:04:49,095 --> 01:04:50,596
talk about the position.
1256
01:04:52,681 --> 01:04:53,682
How'd it go?
1257
01:04:56,268 --> 01:04:59,897
Let's go buy a big bag of Doritos
and eat them in the car
1258
01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:02,024
-to celebrate your wait list.
- Okay.
1259
01:05:03,025 --> 01:05:06,112
But don't tell Mom about the Doritos
or the wait list.
1260
01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:08,989
- Hey.
- Hi, son.
1261
01:05:09,073 --> 01:05:10,783
Wait. What are you doing here?
1262
01:05:10,866 --> 01:05:12,827
Well, um...
1263
01:05:12,910 --> 01:05:15,371
I guess we're, uh,
going for the same job then.
1264
01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:20,626
Looks like it.
1265
01:05:23,963 --> 01:05:26,048
- Go get 'em.
- Thanks.
1266
01:05:27,466 --> 01:05:29,009
- This-This way? Okay.
- Yeah, yeah.
1267
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,601
I know it was you
who did the just married thing.
1268
01:05:37,685 --> 01:05:39,270
It wasn't me.
1269
01:05:39,353 --> 01:05:41,147
I'm not going to punish you.
1270
01:05:41,230 --> 01:05:42,690
Oh. Why not?
1271
01:05:42,773 --> 01:05:44,108
[Sister Joan chuckling]
1272
01:05:44,191 --> 01:05:45,276
It was funny.
1273
01:05:46,444 --> 01:05:50,197
Sister Gina and I drove all the way home
before we noticed people were honking.
1274
01:05:50,281 --> 01:05:52,575
- Really?
-[both laughing]
1275
01:05:52,658 --> 01:05:58,038
To be fair, I wasn't just married
to Jesus. It's been 40 years.
1276
01:05:58,122 --> 01:05:59,373
Well, he's a lucky guy.
1277
01:05:59,457 --> 01:06:00,875
[Sister Joan laughing]
1278
01:06:00,958 --> 01:06:02,626
I read your college essay.
1279
01:06:04,712 --> 01:06:07,882
You clearly love Sacramento.
1280
01:06:07,965 --> 01:06:10,634
- I do?
- You write about Sacramento
1281
01:06:10,718 --> 01:06:13,429
so affectionately and with such care.
1282
01:06:13,512 --> 01:06:15,598
Well, I was just describing it.
1283
01:06:15,681 --> 01:06:18,225
Well, it comes across as love.
1284
01:06:18,309 --> 01:06:20,811
Sure. I guess I pay attention.
1285
01:06:22,813 --> 01:06:24,815
Don't you think
they are maybe the same thing?
1286
01:06:25,816 --> 01:06:28,486
Love and attention?
1287
01:06:36,410 --> 01:06:39,538
Guess you won't be
going to any dances in college.
1288
01:06:39,622 --> 01:06:41,248
This is our last one.
1289
01:06:41,332 --> 01:06:43,918
You know Davis has a terrific theater
1290
01:06:44,001 --> 01:06:46,086
if you're still interested in theater.
1291
01:06:46,170 --> 01:06:48,839
- Are ya?
-l'm probably no good at acting.
1292
01:06:49,882 --> 01:06:53,677
[exhales] Why don't I look like the girls
in the magazines?
1293
01:06:53,761 --> 01:06:56,555
It's too bad I can't meet
this Kyle before prom.
1294
01:06:56,639 --> 01:06:59,016
Well, he's not my boyfriend anymore.
1295
01:06:59,099 --> 01:07:00,726
I mean, maybe he never even was.
1296
01:07:00,809 --> 01:07:02,269
Well, I'd still like to meet him.
1297
01:07:03,562 --> 01:07:05,648
It's too tight. Fuck.
1298
01:07:07,066 --> 01:07:10,194
Well, I suggested you not have
that second helping of pasta.
1299
01:07:10,277 --> 01:07:13,155
- Mom.
- Honey, you seem upset about it
1300
01:07:13,239 --> 01:07:15,866
-and I'm trying to help.
- You're giving me an eating disorder.
1301
01:07:15,950 --> 01:07:18,744
[sighs] I wish
I could get an eating disorder.
1302
01:07:27,461 --> 01:07:28,837
I love it.
1303
01:07:30,047 --> 01:07:31,423
Is it too pink?
1304
01:07:35,427 --> 01:07:36,428
What?
1305
01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:43,143
Why can't you say I look nice?
1306
01:07:44,562 --> 01:07:46,105
I thought you didn't even care
what I think.
1307
01:07:46,188 --> 01:07:49,024
- I still want you to think I look good.
- Okay. I'm sorry.
1308
01:07:49,108 --> 01:07:51,694
I was telling you the truth.
You want me to lie?
1309
01:07:51,777 --> 01:07:54,071
No. I mean, ljust wish...
1310
01:07:55,072 --> 01:07:56,073
ljust...
1311
01:07:57,700 --> 01:07:59,243
I wish that you liked me.
1312
01:08:00,661 --> 01:08:02,329
Of course I love you.
1313
01:08:05,541 --> 01:08:07,126
But do you like me?
1314
01:08:11,213 --> 01:08:16,427
I want you to be the very best version
of yourself that you can be.
1315
01:08:17,803 --> 01:08:19,888
What if this is the best version?
1316
01:08:34,403 --> 01:08:35,613
You look really pretty.
1317
01:08:35,696 --> 01:08:37,197
- Really?
- Yeah.
1318
01:08:37,281 --> 01:08:38,782
You look like a badass girl in a band.
1319
01:08:39,867 --> 01:08:40,993
Thanks.
1320
01:08:42,119 --> 01:08:43,412
[car honks]
1321
01:08:43,495 --> 01:08:44,997
Um...
1322
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:47,207
I guess that's my date.
1323
01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:51,086
You aren't gonna get in a car with a guy
who honks, are ya?
1324
01:08:51,170 --> 01:08:53,130
I think, yes, I am.
1325
01:08:54,882 --> 01:08:56,467
Let me get your picture.
1326
01:08:56,550 --> 01:08:58,302
Your mom's pissed,
she had to work a double.
1327
01:08:58,385 --> 01:09:00,137
Even you deserve better than this.
1328
01:09:01,138 --> 01:09:02,348
[camera shutter clicks]
1329
01:09:02,431 --> 01:09:04,058
[Shelly] Have a good time.
1330
01:09:04,141 --> 01:09:05,392
[Miguel] Yeah. Good luck.
1331
01:09:05,476 --> 01:09:07,519
- See ya.
- See ya.
1332
01:09:09,021 --> 01:09:11,857
-[guy] I think she's weird.
-[Jenna] She is weird.
1333
01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:13,108
Hey, guys.
1334
01:09:13,192 --> 01:09:15,110
I guess I'll just sit shotgun.
1335
01:09:15,194 --> 01:09:16,195
Yeah.
1336
01:09:18,989 --> 01:09:21,450
- You look really nice, Kyle.
- You look good.
1337
01:09:21,533 --> 01:09:22,660
Thanks.
1338
01:09:23,661 --> 01:09:24,662
Hi.
1339
01:09:24,745 --> 01:09:26,288
- Hi.
- Hey.
1340
01:09:28,082 --> 01:09:29,124
[chuckles]
1341
01:09:31,669 --> 01:09:32,670
[Kyle] Hey, what's going on, man?
1342
01:09:32,753 --> 01:09:34,963
["Crash Into Me" playing]
1343
01:09:35,047 --> 01:09:36,632
Hey. Yeah. Okay, that sounds great.
1344
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,343
Okay.
1345
01:09:39,426 --> 01:09:42,054
Hey, do you guys wanna ditch prom
and just go to Mike's instead?
1346
01:09:42,137 --> 01:09:43,931
[Jenna] Yeah. I hate dances.
1347
01:09:44,014 --> 01:09:45,182
[boy] Yes.
1348
01:09:45,265 --> 01:09:47,101
Yeah. Okay. N0 prom.
1349
01:09:48,394 --> 01:09:50,270
J' Baby J'
1350
01:09:51,271 --> 01:09:54,817
J' And I come into... J'
1351
01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:59,071
- J' You J'
-[Kyle] I fucking hate this song.
1352
01:10:02,449 --> 01:10:03,617
I love it.
1353
01:10:05,536 --> 01:10:07,496
I actually want to go to prom.
1354
01:10:09,707 --> 01:10:11,625
Okay. Yeah. I mean...
1355
01:10:13,377 --> 01:10:14,586
I don't really want to do that.
1356
01:10:16,588 --> 01:10:20,801
Can you-- Can you take me to my friend,
Julie's house, please?
1357
01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:21,885
Sure.
1358
01:10:23,262 --> 01:10:24,555
Who's Julie?
1359
01:10:26,682 --> 01:10:27,850
She's my best friend.
1360
01:10:31,103 --> 01:10:33,188
J' Close to me J'
1361
01:10:33,272 --> 01:10:35,774
J' Oh, and you come crash J'
1362
01:10:35,858 --> 01:10:38,485
J' Into me J'
1363
01:10:38,569 --> 01:10:40,279
J' Baby J'
1364
01:10:40,362 --> 01:10:42,573
JuHe,honey?
1365
01:10:42,656 --> 01:10:44,283
There's someone here to see you.
1366
01:10:57,963 --> 01:10:59,214
- H9Y-
- H9Y-
1367
01:11:00,215 --> 01:11:02,342
- Are you okay?
- Fine. I'm fine.
1368
01:11:02,426 --> 01:11:04,344
-[sobs]
- What happened?
1369
01:11:04,428 --> 01:11:05,846
Nothing really. Nothing.
1370
01:11:07,014 --> 01:11:08,223
Why are you crying?
1371
01:11:09,433 --> 01:11:10,934
Just crying.
1372
01:11:11,018 --> 01:11:13,103
Some people aren't built happy, you know.
1373
01:11:21,028 --> 01:11:23,071
[sobs]
1374
01:11:23,155 --> 01:11:24,531
-[both chuckling]
- Oh, my gosh.
1375
01:11:24,615 --> 01:11:25,908
We ate all the cheese.
1376
01:11:25,991 --> 01:11:29,620
It's okay. Lots of cheese vary in size.
1377
01:11:29,703 --> 01:11:31,914
- This one was a small one.
-lt's so small.
1378
01:11:31,997 --> 01:11:33,332
- It was tiny.
- That's not our fault.
1379
01:11:33,415 --> 01:11:34,833
What-What were we to do?
1380
01:11:34,917 --> 01:11:37,044
Fuck it! Let's just go to prom.
1381
01:11:37,127 --> 01:11:38,712
Doesn't your mom have a dress?
1382
01:11:38,796 --> 01:11:40,839
Let's be honest.
I've had a dress for months.
1383
01:11:40,923 --> 01:11:42,132
[both laughing]
1384
01:11:42,216 --> 01:11:43,300
It's purple.
1385
01:11:43,383 --> 01:11:45,302
- It is?
- Uh-hmm, you're really gonna like it.
1386
01:11:45,385 --> 01:11:46,887
- Come and see it.
- Okay.
1387
01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:49,014
Cracker time. Dress time.
1388
01:11:49,097 --> 01:11:50,098
I hope it fits.
1389
01:11:50,182 --> 01:11:51,767
["Crash Into Me" playing]
1390
01:11:51,850 --> 01:11:54,686
J' You've got your ball,
you got your chain J'
1391
01:11:54,770 --> 01:11:59,399
J' Tied to me tight, tie me up again J'
1392
01:11:59,483 --> 01:12:04,488
J' Who's got their claws
In you my friend? J'
1393
01:12:04,571 --> 01:12:09,159
J' Into your heart I'll beat again J'
1394
01:12:09,243 --> 01:12:14,164
J' Sweet like candy to my soul J'
1395
01:12:14,248 --> 01:12:19,044
J' Sweet you rock, and sweet you roll J'
1396
01:12:19,127 --> 01:12:20,462
J' Lost for you J'
1397
01:12:20,546 --> 01:12:25,300
J' I'm so lost, for you J'
1398
01:12:26,844 --> 01:12:30,931
People make so much noise in the movies,
but it's really not a big thing.
1399
01:12:31,014 --> 01:12:33,016
You can totally be quiet during it.
1400
01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:34,685
Was it amazing though?
1401
01:12:34,768 --> 01:12:36,562
I wanted it so badly,
1402
01:12:36,645 --> 01:12:41,066
but then I found that when it happened...
1403
01:12:42,150 --> 01:12:44,862
l-| really like dry humping much more.
1404
01:12:44,945 --> 01:12:47,739
[both laughing]
1405
01:12:47,823 --> 01:12:50,242
You're not a virgin.
1406
01:12:50,325 --> 01:12:52,744
- I can't wait for state fair.
- Ah, I know.
1407
01:12:52,828 --> 01:12:54,705
[both] Log ride.
1408
01:12:58,375 --> 01:13:00,085
- Shit.
- What?
1409
01:13:01,628 --> 01:13:04,715
I'm not gonna be here this summer,
like, all summer, basically.
1410
01:13:04,798 --> 01:13:06,717
- Why not?
- My dad, my real dad,
1411
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:08,552
he resurfaced in Yellowstone,
1412
01:13:08,886 --> 01:13:11,096
and he wants me to come there
for the summer,
1413
01:13:11,763 --> 01:13:13,140
before I start SCC.
1414
01:13:13,932 --> 01:13:14,975
Oh.
1415
01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:19,646
[sighs] I'm not going anywhere to college,
so it seemed like a good opportunity.
1416
01:13:19,730 --> 01:13:20,772
Yeah.
1417
01:13:22,941 --> 01:13:25,402
[sighs] I'm gonna miss
the fuck out of you.
1418
01:13:27,571 --> 01:13:29,698
[Lady Bird] I probably won't get in, so
1419
01:13:29,781 --> 01:13:32,117
I'll go to Davis
and I'll see you every day.
1420
01:13:39,207 --> 01:13:43,670
Now, I want spirits to enforce,
and art to enchant,
1421
01:13:43,754 --> 01:13:45,422
and my ending is despair.
1422
01:13:46,465 --> 01:13:47,966
Unless I be relieved by prayer,
1423
01:13:48,050 --> 01:13:51,970
which pierces so that
it assaults mercy itself
1424
01:13:52,054 --> 01:13:54,306
and freeze all faults.
1425
01:13:54,389 --> 01:13:57,392
As you from crimes would pardon thee.
1426
01:13:57,476 --> 01:14:00,520
Let your indulgence set me free.
1427
01:14:00,604 --> 01:14:02,230
_[a {#:2183391
1428
01:14:02,314 --> 01:14:03,857
Ooh!
1429
01:14:03,941 --> 01:14:05,984
[applause and whistling]
1430
01:14:06,151 --> 01:14:09,821
-[man] Christine "Lady Bird" McPherson.
-[crowd cheering]
1431
01:14:12,824 --> 01:14:14,242
-[crowd cheering continues]
- Yeah!
1432
01:14:14,326 --> 01:14:15,953
- Cheers.
-[cheering]
1433
01:14:16,036 --> 01:14:17,704
To Miguel and his newjob.
1434
01:14:17,788 --> 01:14:19,331
- Yay.
- Here, here. Yes.
1435
01:14:19,414 --> 01:14:22,668
- To Lady Bird going to Davis.
-[Larry] To Davis.
1436
01:14:22,751 --> 01:14:24,503
- Congratulations.
-[Larry] Good school.
1437
01:14:24,586 --> 01:14:28,340
Hey. So I talked to my manager and, um,
you could totally take over my old job.
1438
01:14:28,423 --> 01:14:31,176
- Great. Thanks, Miguel.
-l'm so proud of you, Lady Bird.
1439
01:14:31,259 --> 01:14:33,470
You walked weird across the stage,
but you did it!
1440
01:14:33,553 --> 01:14:35,555
- I didn't walk weird.
- Well, it seemed a little weird.
1441
01:14:35,639 --> 01:14:38,767
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey.
1442
01:14:38,850 --> 01:14:40,727
Aw, I missed you guys.
1443
01:14:40,811 --> 01:14:42,562
Oh, did you find out about the wait list?
1444
01:14:42,646 --> 01:14:44,022
Oh, fuck.
1445
01:14:47,776 --> 01:14:49,194
What?
1446
01:14:49,277 --> 01:14:52,406
I'm not even in yet,
so this might not even be a problem.
1447
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:57,369
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have gone behind your back.
1448
01:14:57,452 --> 01:15:01,206
Ijust-- It's not like I'm definitely
going to New York.
1449
01:15:02,541 --> 01:15:03,542
Mom.
1450
01:15:05,127 --> 01:15:06,169
Mom.
1451
01:15:06,253 --> 01:15:09,589
Aren't you, sort of, proud
that I'm so close to getting in?
1452
01:15:09,673 --> 01:15:11,299
Just a little?
1453
01:15:11,383 --> 01:15:13,760
I mean...
yes, I know it was probably easier
1454
01:15:13,844 --> 01:15:17,305
because 9-11 and less people
applying with terrorism and all that,
1455
01:15:17,389 --> 01:15:19,683
but still though, I'm sorry.
1456
01:15:19,766 --> 01:15:22,352
I know I can lie
and not be a good person, but...
1457
01:15:23,979 --> 01:15:25,355
please, Mom.
1458
01:15:25,439 --> 01:15:27,524
Please. I'm so sorry.
1459
01:15:27,607 --> 01:15:29,234
I didn't mean to hurt you.
1460
01:15:29,317 --> 01:15:31,611
L-| appreciate everything
you've done for me.
1461
01:15:31,695 --> 01:15:33,405
I'm ungrateful and I'm so sorry.
1462
01:15:33,488 --> 01:15:35,198
I'm so sorry I wanted more.
1463
01:15:37,492 --> 01:15:39,828
Just... Please!
1464
01:15:39,911 --> 01:15:40,912
Talk to me.
1465
01:15:41,997 --> 01:15:43,707
I know I'm-I'm so bad!
1466
01:15:43,790 --> 01:15:44,875
I know I am.
1467
01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:46,835
But please just talk to me, Mom.
1468
01:15:46,918 --> 01:15:48,587
Mom, please talk to me.
1469
01:16:02,517 --> 01:16:04,186
- Here.
-[register beeping]
1470
01:16:04,269 --> 01:16:05,353
Then next one.
1471
01:16:07,856 --> 01:16:09,107
That'll be three dollars.
1472
01:16:12,819 --> 01:16:14,029
You passed.
1473
01:16:14,112 --> 01:16:15,447
- Seriously?
- Yes.
1474
01:16:15,530 --> 01:16:17,866
[sighs] Thanks.
1475
01:16:17,949 --> 01:16:19,284
It's not a thanking situation.
1476
01:16:19,367 --> 01:16:21,161
You either pass or you don't pass.
1477
01:16:22,162 --> 01:16:23,830
Yay. [chuckles]
1478
01:16:23,914 --> 01:16:26,166
-[sighs]
-[knocking on door]
1479
01:16:27,167 --> 01:16:28,168
Come in.
1480
01:16:32,005 --> 01:16:33,673
Happy birthday to you
1481
01:16:35,592 --> 01:16:37,094
You remembered.
1482
01:16:37,177 --> 01:16:38,345
You're my only daughter.
1483
01:16:40,097 --> 01:16:42,099
Well, Shelly too. Kind of.
1484
01:16:43,725 --> 01:16:45,018
Thanks.
1485
01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:48,271
Make a wish.
1486
01:16:54,569 --> 01:16:56,571
Are you and Mom gonna
get a divorce over this?
1487
01:16:56,655 --> 01:16:58,865
No. We can't afford to.
1488
01:16:58,949 --> 01:17:01,076
- Haughs]
- Dad.
1489
01:17:01,326 --> 01:17:02,410
I'm kidding, no.
1490
01:17:02,911 --> 01:17:04,704
I love your mom.
1491
01:17:04,788 --> 01:17:06,039
Does Mom hate me?
1492
01:17:06,123 --> 01:17:09,835
[exhales] You both have such
strong personalities.
1493
01:17:11,086 --> 01:17:14,089
She doesn't know how to help you
and it frustrates her.
1494
01:17:14,172 --> 01:17:15,841
I wish she'd talk to me.
1495
01:17:15,924 --> 01:17:18,593
She will. I know.
1496
01:17:21,346 --> 01:17:22,848
Happy 18.
1497
01:17:22,931 --> 01:17:23,932
Thanks.
1498
01:17:25,267 --> 01:17:26,268
Do you want some?
1499
01:17:27,310 --> 01:17:29,521
Yes. [chuckles]
1500
01:17:29,604 --> 01:17:32,065
One pack of Camel Lights please,
1501
01:17:32,149 --> 01:17:33,775
and a Scratcher,
1502
01:17:33,859 --> 01:17:36,153
and a Playgirl.
1503
01:17:36,236 --> 01:17:37,237
ID.
1504
01:17:38,822 --> 01:17:40,532
That'll be 10.87.
1505
01:17:40,615 --> 01:17:43,743
Oh, um, it's my birthday today.
1506
01:17:43,827 --> 01:17:47,122
I'm 18, which is why all these things,
I can buy them.
1507
01:17:47,205 --> 01:17:48,832
Okay. Happy birthday.
1508
01:17:56,548 --> 01:17:57,549
Thanks.
1509
01:18:14,399 --> 01:18:16,401
["This Eve of Parting" playing]
1510
01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:26,745
With her scholarships and then if we
refinance the house, then where are we?
1511
01:18:30,624 --> 01:18:35,754
J' It's hard to think this eve of parting J'
1512
01:18:35,837 --> 01:18:38,131
J' Turns to sand of summer... J'
1513
01:18:38,215 --> 01:18:40,342
You're only supposed to use it
for emergencies.
1514
01:18:40,425 --> 01:18:42,302
It's my tracking device.
1515
01:18:42,385 --> 01:18:47,182
J' When both our minds
Are warped with parting J'
1516
01:18:47,265 --> 01:18:51,186
J' Break the thought of nights alone J'
1517
01:18:54,439 --> 01:18:58,652
J' Flesh cries out,
"Don't move don't leave me" J'
1518
01:18:58,735 --> 01:19:02,614
J' Conscience runs till out of breath J'
1519
01:19:02,697 --> 01:19:07,118
J' Sunrise pregnant with your leaving J'
1520
01:19:07,202 --> 01:19:10,413
J' Creeping in like certain death J'
1521
01:19:20,382 --> 01:19:22,133
[SOHQ ends]
1522
01:19:23,551 --> 01:19:25,387
- Thank you for driving.
- You're welcome.
1523
01:19:27,138 --> 01:19:28,723
You're not coming?
1524
01:19:28,807 --> 01:19:30,850
You can't walk up
to the gates anymore, anyway.
1525
01:19:33,353 --> 01:19:35,063
Yeah, but I'm going to college.
1526
01:19:35,146 --> 01:19:36,606
Well, Dad will walk you to security.
1527
01:19:37,023 --> 01:19:38,775
Parking's too expensive here.
1528
01:19:56,793 --> 01:19:58,878
[piano playing]
1529
01:20:19,524 --> 01:20:21,484
[music continues]
1530
01:20:35,749 --> 01:20:37,959
[sobs]
1531
01:20:44,466 --> 01:20:45,633
There it is.
1532
01:20:46,801 --> 01:20:47,969
There it is. [sobs]
1533
01:20:48,970 --> 01:20:49,971
Hello.
1534
01:21:04,402 --> 01:21:05,987
[sobs]
1535
01:21:06,071 --> 01:21:07,072
It's okay.
1536
01:21:09,491 --> 01:21:10,533
She'll be back.
1537
01:21:12,827 --> 01:21:13,995
She'll come back.
1538
01:21:17,123 --> 01:21:18,958
[guitar playing]
1539
01:21:33,890 --> 01:21:35,183
[car horn honking]
1540
01:22:27,610 --> 01:22:32,157
[Larry] She was worried that there would
be errors or mistakes or something,
1541
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:35,118
that you'd judge her writing abilities.
1542
01:22:36,202 --> 01:22:37,829
I wouldn't do that.
1543
01:22:37,912 --> 01:22:39,789
I thought you should have them,
1544
01:22:39,873 --> 01:22:43,918
but I want you to know
how much she loves you,
1545
01:22:44,002 --> 01:22:47,005
but also don't tell her
I salvaged them, okay?
1546
01:22:48,506 --> 01:22:49,716
Okay.
1547
01:22:49,799 --> 01:22:51,926
["Always See Your Face" playing]
1548
01:22:55,013 --> 01:22:58,475
J' Won't somebody please J'
1549
01:22:59,601 --> 01:23:02,812
J' Help me with my miseries J'
1550
01:23:06,107 --> 01:23:07,734
- H9Y-
- H9Y-
1551
01:23:09,486 --> 01:23:10,945
Do you believe in God?
1552
01:23:11,029 --> 01:23:13,323
- Uh,n0.
- Why not?
1553
01:23:13,406 --> 01:23:16,117
[laughs] Really? Uh, it's ridiculous.
1554
01:23:19,329 --> 01:23:23,875
People call each other by names
that their parents made up for them,
1555
01:23:23,958 --> 01:23:25,710
but they won't believe in God.
1556
01:23:27,212 --> 01:23:28,254
What's your name?
1557
01:23:32,467 --> 01:23:34,761
Christine. My name is Christine.
1558
01:23:34,844 --> 01:23:36,304
Hey. I'm David.
1559
01:23:36,387 --> 01:23:37,680
You shake. [chuckles]
1560
01:23:37,764 --> 01:23:40,099
- Ishake.
- Okay. [chuckles]
1561
01:23:40,183 --> 01:23:42,560
- Where you from?
- Sacramento.
1562
01:23:42,644 --> 01:23:44,854
Sorry. Where?
1563
01:23:44,938 --> 01:23:46,189
San Francisco.
1564
01:23:46,272 --> 01:23:49,400
Oh, cool. Yeah.
San Francisco's a great city.
1565
01:23:49,484 --> 01:23:50,568
[chuckles] Really.
1566
01:23:54,489 --> 01:23:58,743
J' Can't somebody see, yeah J'
1567
01:23:58,826 --> 01:24:02,080
J' What this world has done to me J'
1568
01:24:04,999 --> 01:24:07,252
[Lady Bird] Bruce. Bruce.
1569
01:24:07,335 --> 01:24:08,628
No. My name is David.
1570
01:24:08,711 --> 01:24:10,547
Jesus Christ. You have really bad music.
1571
01:24:10,630 --> 01:24:12,674
It's all greatest hits.
1572
01:24:12,757 --> 01:24:14,467
But they're the greatest.
1573
01:24:14,551 --> 01:24:15,843
What's wrong with that?
1574
01:24:15,927 --> 01:24:18,179
J' Where you g0, go J'
1575
01:24:18,263 --> 01:24:21,599
J' You will always see my face J'
1576
01:24:24,644 --> 01:24:26,104
-[hurls]
- Oh, God!
1577
01:24:26,187 --> 01:24:27,647
[Lady Bird] I'm sorry.
1578
01:24:27,730 --> 01:24:29,732
[sirens blaring]
1579
01:24:35,488 --> 01:24:37,323
What do you want us to do? She's drunk.
1580
01:24:41,244 --> 01:24:42,662
[SOHQ ends]
1581
01:24:58,803 --> 01:24:59,971
[sighs]
1582
01:25:42,430 --> 01:25:44,265
Excuse me. What day is it?
1583
01:25:44,349 --> 01:25:45,975
Sunday.
1584
01:25:46,059 --> 01:25:47,268
Thank you.
1585
01:25:47,352 --> 01:25:48,353
[bell tolling]
1586
01:26:02,033 --> 01:26:04,369
-[bell tolling continues]
-[choir singing]
1587
01:26:08,915 --> 01:26:11,334
[choir singing continues]
1588
01:26:23,346 --> 01:26:25,473
[choir singing continues]
1589
01:26:39,987 --> 01:26:42,281
[choir singing continues]
1590
01:26:46,285 --> 01:26:47,912
[phone ringing]
1591
01:26:58,297 --> 01:27:00,550
[Larry] Hi.
You've reached the McPherson family.
1592
01:27:00,633 --> 01:27:02,427
Please leave a message. Thank you.
1593
01:27:02,510 --> 01:27:03,845
[beeps]
1594
01:27:03,928 --> 01:27:05,221
Hi, Mom and Dad.
1595
01:27:06,347 --> 01:27:08,891
It's me. Christine.
1596
01:27:10,643 --> 01:27:13,312
It's the name you gave me.
It's a good one.
1597
01:27:15,982 --> 01:27:17,775
Dad, this is more for Mom.
1598
01:27:20,903 --> 01:27:22,613
Hey, Mom.
1599
01:27:25,324 --> 01:27:29,203
Did you feel emotional the first time
that you drove in Sacramento?
1600
01:27:31,748 --> 01:27:35,501
I did, and I wanted to tell you,
1601
01:27:35,585 --> 01:27:38,546
but we weren't really talking
when it happened.
1602
01:27:40,256 --> 01:27:42,759
All those bends I've known my who/e life,
1603
01:27:42,842 --> 01:27:47,180
and stores and the whole thing.
1604
01:27:48,181 --> 01:27:50,183
[Marion's indistinct voice]
1605
01:27:54,645 --> 01:27:56,939
[Marion's indistinct voice continues]
1606
01:28:07,492 --> 01:28:08,951
But I wanted to tell you...
1607
01:28:11,537 --> 01:28:13,080
I love you. [sighs]
1608
01:28:14,540 --> 01:28:17,084
Thank you. I'm...
1609
01:28:20,046 --> 01:28:21,047
Thank you.
1610
01:28:31,307 --> 01:28:32,308
[inhales]
1611
01:28:34,143 --> 01:28:36,562
[instrumental starts]
1612
01:33:33,859 --> 01:33:35,277
[music ends]