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This program me contains strong
language and adult humour.
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Well, well, well. Ooh.
Oh, no, no.
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Yes. Ah. Hiss.
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Ahhh! Um...
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Quite windy today. Yeah.
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Christ. Whoo. Wrong way.
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That's how you do it, baby. OK.
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Oh, my God.
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Ah. Ah.
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Ooh.
SHE VOCALISES
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Hello, thank you.
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I'm Greg Davies,
welcome to Taskmaster.
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The only show on television that
conclusively proves that all
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of life's struggles are
ultimately pointless
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and that the gods are just toying
with us before death.
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And hello to all our
younger viewers.
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Let the trials commence.
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Let's meet our five competitors
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from wildly different parts of
the globe.
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Like the north of England,
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Dublin, the north of England,
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the west of England
and the north of England.
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Please welcomejoanne McNally...
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...john Robins...
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...Nick Mohammed...
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...Sophie Willan...
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...and Steve Pemberton.
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And sitting next to me,
a man who admitted
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to me that he photocopied
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an elderly relative's blue
parking badge
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so that he could enjoy
the "Hollywood spaces"
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near the entrance to Tesco...
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...it's little Alex Horne!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Hi, Greg.
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Hi, mate. You all right?
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I'm, I'm, I'm feeling good,
I'm looking great.
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I think I've cracked it. I've got a
new health regime. It's so simple.
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Honestly, I don't go to the gym.
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It's just dog walking.
45 minutes a clay - dog walking.
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So the opening section of
the show is you...
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You've walked your dog a bit and you
feel like you've lost some weight?
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No, not quite. No, no,
45 minutes dog walking.
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Do you want me to show you?
Ah, yeah. It's like that.
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45 minutes a clay, at least.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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OK, on with the prize task, then.
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Jolly good. Yes,
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you've got it, poppet,
and this week they've brought in...
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You know I don't like that.
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I don't...| don't like "you've got
it, poppet". No... No, I know.
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You got it, poppet-
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Ancl this week, they've brought in
the most fun thing
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to turn upside down.
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So there will be five points for
the most fun thing
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to turn upside down, and all five
fun things will go home
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with the episode winner, who can
keep them
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whichever way up they bloody
well want.
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Welcome, contestants.
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Steve. Start with you today.
How are you?
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I'm very well, thank you, poppet.
How are you?
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LAUGHING
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What have you brought me that
you can turn upside down
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that I'll have fun with?
A calculator. Ahhh.
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Yes, he has.
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I know where you're going
with this... Yeah.
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...and I approve this message.
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Do you know the number?
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Uh, is it 8-O-O-8?
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It's 5-3-1-8-0-0-8.
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Ancl here it is. Yeah. Yeah.
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You turn that upside down.
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You're saying that I don't,
like I don't know this.
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Boobies.
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Well, I thought you might find
boobies a little bit limited...
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Wrong. So...
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As well as your boobies...
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What else have you got for me?
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..| thought it might be nice
to compose a calculator haiku.
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Oh, wow. Um...
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So a haiku, obviously, is
a Japanese poem with,
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uh, five syllables,
seven syllables and five syllables.
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We go to a haiku club every Sunday.
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So this is a calculator haiku.
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Big boss gobbles eggs.
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His hole oozes shizzle.
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Gosh, beige blobs soil his shoes.
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Steve, I'm genuinely impressed.
Well done. Thank you.
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Who's next? Sophie?
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What have you brought in that's nice
turned upside down?
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Steak pudding.
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It's one of a,
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a northern delicacy. It's very
beautiful, poppet. I...
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You just...
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You steam it.
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It's got gravy in the centre
with steak chunks.
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Sorry. Can you ask Sophie if she
thinks I don't know what a pie is?
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I think you may have missed
the point of this.
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You can't just tell me
a thing you like eating.
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Well, it's the most fun thing
to turn upside down.
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They're very satisfying to pull...
Yeah. The...the tinfoil off. Yeah.
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Thank you, Steve. I concur,
I concur.
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And if you had two of them at
the same time...
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Boobies.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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john.
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Greg. What have you brought us?
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I have brought in,
uh, the Chicago Bulls logo.
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I'm familiar with it,
a lovely big bull. Yes.
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Why is it gonna be fun when
I turn it upside down?
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I don't like to curse too much
on telly, Greg,
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cos my mum'll be watching this,
but there's,
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there's no other way
to describe this to you,
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what happens when you turn it
upside down. OK.
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It looks like a robot
fucking a crab.
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LAUGHING
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Yet another of my fantasies.
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Here we go. OK.
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LAUGHING
Oh, yeah.
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I don't... What's the positioning?
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It is a sad robot making sweet love
to a crab.
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From behind, got it.
That's what I mean.
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The robot isn't happy about this.
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The...the robot is angry.
But also it's,
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it's a challenge to initiate it,
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because they're obviously moving
left to right.
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Maybe the robot's angry cos he's
got a nasty case of humans.
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Oh.
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Nick.
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Well, if you bring up
the picture, then I'll be able
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to explain. So a friend of my mum's
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at the church that she goes
to went on holiday and, um,
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brought them all back these
lovely vases.
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Ancl my mum popped some flowers in,
watered the flowers,
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and then the following week said
to him, was like, "Oh, I'm so sorry
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"it's just, it is just leaking".
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Ancl he was like, "|t is a drum."
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This is a debate,
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but I put it to you that there's
not a person in this room
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who didn't think, "Why's someone put
flowers in that drum?" Yeah.
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That's the opposite
of what she thought.
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Joanne? Yes. So you know the way
bats, they hang normally upside down
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but if you flip a bat around
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so it's facing up when it's
upside down.
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Let's start again.
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Bats sleep upside down. Bats sleep
upside down traditionally.
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And what you're saying is if you flip a bat
while... Flip it up. ..while it's sleeping.
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So it looks like it's standing up
but it's actually upside down. Yeah.
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It looks like kind of a Goth disco.
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First of all this is what she's
brought in, which is a bat. Yeah.
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But what this bat represents is
a Goth disco... Yeah.
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...demonstrated here by some bats.
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That's good. That is good.
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Big spooky capes and... They're very
Florence and the Machine.
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Oh, God. I'm gonna actually have
to think about
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the points
and just pop pudding at the bottom.
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I think I'm gonna give
the crab three points.
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And then I'm gonna give
the drum four points,
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because I just think it's adorable.
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And, uh, the bats are just haunting
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and Steve's genius should be
rewarded for all that work
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so I'll give bats
and Steve five points. Oh, right.
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OK, Joanne
and Steve get five points.
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OK, let's get going.
What have you got for me, Alex?
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A former Romanian football
player, Greg, because the five
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competitors are about
to try their hand at Petrescu.
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Pet rescue -
they're gonna rescue a pet.
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Here we go.
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SHE LAUGHS
Joanne.
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Looks like a fantasy of mine.
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Is it? Yeah. Well, we do our best.
We did a lot of research.
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I'm aroused.
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They're all Greg's.
He's quite tender.
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That makes sense, yeah. Yeah.
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Are they all in his bed at night?
Yes. Cool.
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Good morning, Alex. Hello, john.
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This is the task? No envelope.
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Missing. Rescue the cat.
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Goes by the name Patatas.
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Goes by...
HE LAUGHS
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Goes by the name of Patatas.
As in patatas bravas?
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The cat must come out of
the top hole.
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There's a hole in the top of
the dome.
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ls there...is there a claw? Do I
have to man a claw? It's up to you.
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Your head may not enter the dome.
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The door must remain closed.
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This door, but I've gotta keep my
head out?
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I don't know where
the cat is amongst this lot. Right.
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Fastest wins.
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Your time starts now, I suppose,
eh?
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Right. OK. I don't have a
clue, actually.
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OK, I'm ready.
APPLAUSE
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I've always wanted
to be in one of those machines.
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Have a swim. Yeah.
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And then pulled out by a claw.
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Has anyone ever won any on one
of those things?
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Never. I, yeah, quite often.
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LAUGHTER
It's just technique and practice.
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Have you won on one of those
things? No.
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OK. Let's go.
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Let's see them try to get Patatas
out of a big dome.
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OK. First up we're gonna see
Joanne fulfil her fantasy
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and Steve fulfil his contractual
obligations. Here we go.
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The door must remain closed.
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Oh, my God, it is a claw!
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Amazing.
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Oh, Patatas, Patatas.
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Have you definitely, definitely read
all the instructions? Uh, yes, uh,
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yeah. The door must remain closed.
I'm just seeing that the zip works.
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All right, OK. Let's do it... If you
think that... No, let's do it the hard way.
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Sol have to find the...
I see the cat there!
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God, I wouldn't be rescuing that cat
if it was mine.
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It looks like a bad
job of taxidermy.
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LAUGHING
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OK, so, I'm assuming this is
relevant in some way.
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Ah, right. We've got a...an opening.
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Um, now, I thought I saw Patatas.
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But how do I encourage him
towards...
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Oh, he's gotta go out the top hole.
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I'm gonna try and fashion
a noose for the cat's neck.
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You didn't say it had to come out
alive, it just had to come out.
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Have you used a ladder before?
LAUGHING
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Hold on.
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Ah. OK.
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Hold the ladder. Pfft.
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AUDIENCE: O000h!
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That's a big hook. It's a big hook.
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Big hook for a big job.
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OK. Come on, Patatas.
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Be bravas. Where is he?
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Come on.
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If I grab the cat
and just throw it out the top.
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OK. If this goes back in now,
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I'm just gonna throw myself in
front of a car.
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Oh...
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Ah.
SHE LAUGHS DEFEATEDLY
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I can't go through it all again,
I've no hooks left.
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I wonder, could I blow him over?
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LAUGHING
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Remember your head can't go in.
It's not in at the moment.
243
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Yes, head's not in.
244
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,175
Come on, Patatas.
245
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,895
Come on.
246
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,335
Oh, is that Patatas?
247
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:49,175
OK.
HE GRUNTS
248
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
249
00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,735
Well, I've stopped the clock, Steve.
250
00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,055
See ya. Bye-bye-
251
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,935
Maybe I could drag it back over.
252
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,775
Yeah...
253
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,655
Oh, this is actually quite good,
this thing.
254
00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:09,495
Should've gone with that at
the start.
255
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,775
Right, there he is.
256
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,975
"The cat must come out of
the top hole."
257
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,655
Like, the other option is
to put rope through the roof
258
00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:17,655
and tie it.
259
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:22,615
OK.
Tie the rope really fucking tight.
260
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:23,975
Oh, I've got an idea.
261
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,295
Can it go in the top
and then come back out?
262
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,895
Ah-ha-ha. Up we go.
263
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,975
If you fucking detach...
LAUGHING
264
00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:40,815
No...
265
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,055
He's out.
266
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,855
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
267
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,575
I...| should acknowledge,
"Come on, Patatas. Be bravas."
268
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:55,295
You see, you're coming over
to my side now. I am not.
269
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,295
Joanne. You were very pleased when
you came up with the rope idea.
270
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,695
I was, yeah. You were. And I asked
if we could just isolate
271
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:04,815
your facial expression when you came
up with your rope idea.
272
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:08,175
LAUGHING
273
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,095
If you didn't know what
the task was, that would be
274
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,015
a very troubling still.
275
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:15,055
LAUGHING
276
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,895
We're...we're back into crab
and robot territory there.
277
00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:20,415
How did Joanne do?
278
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,815
The task was to rescue the cat
279
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,455
and she did all that in 22 minutes
20 seconds.
280
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,615
Oh, right. Good.
APPLAUSE
281
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,535
I'd save your applause.
APPLAUSE STOPS
282
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,975
Bear in mind that Steve did
it in 2 minutes 19.
283
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,215
LAUGHING AND APPLAUSE
284
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,815
Right. Time for some adverts now.
285
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,375
BORING!!!
286
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:50,255
APPLAUSE
287
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,615
You have returned just in
the nick of time.
288
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:56,055
There's a cat that needs rescuing,
and he goes by the name of Patatas.
289
00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:59,535
Yes, Patatas keeps getting stuck
in the dome, poor thing,
290
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,855
and now it's time
for Nick and Sophie
291
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,695
to let the cat out of the bag.
292
00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:06,695
OK. Now, can I go and get some
stuff? OK.
293
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,015
Er, I'm just off to the shed.
294
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,375
Do you know what? Sod it.
I'm just gonna go in.
295
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,415
That's sort of like a cat, isn't it?
That fur.
296
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,935
Ah! A cat.
297
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,295
That's actually a cat.
298
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,655
Oh, no, it's a wolf.
299
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,535
I can, I can see the cat.
Oh, yeah.
300
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:28,255
Think the idea is to sort of
make a little pole thing.
301
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,975
Oh, I might just go with
the panda, you know.
302
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,695
Oh, there he is! I can see him.
303
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,015
You've found Patatas.
304
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,175
I could make like
a really sticky end.
305
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,175
Make a sticky end.
306
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:43,655
Yeah. All right, let me go and have
a look in the shed.
307
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,495
I need a fishing rod.
308
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:49,175
It's about fishing.
It's about fishing, isn't it?
309
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,335
OK, this looks good.
This looks good.
310
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,855
Right, couple of magnets.
Oh, yeah?
311
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,175
Couple of magnets
and a sticky end, I think.
312
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,815
Couple of magnets and a sticky end.
313
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,815
Right down we go.
314
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:02,935
In.
315
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,095
I'm so close to the bastard.
Come on!
316
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:12,375
Right, here we go.
317
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:18,015
HE GASPS
Oh, my God.
318
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,935
Oh, it's actually heavier
than it...it looks.
319
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:26,375
Now, if I was taller...
Big if. Huge if.
320
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,215
Patatas.
321
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,975
Can... Are you allowed to go in?
322
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,135
Right, I order you to go and pick
him up and put him on my hook.
323
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,735
Now, my head, my arm can go in,
can't it? Oh, yeah.
324
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:54,015
Between us, we might do this.
Oh, you've got it.
325
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,735
Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.
326
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,055
I think I've done it.
327
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:01,375
God, come on. Oh, hang on,
it's very heavy, actually.
328
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:04,535
They didn't say it would be heavy.
Oh, my God, I can't believe it.
329
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,175
Yes, Patatas. Right, here we go.
330
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,655
So...
331
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,055
Yes!
332
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,655
AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS
333
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,575
IN SLOW MOTION: Ye-e-e-s.
334
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,255
There you go.
335
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,815
So, you've rescued the cat in
the traditional method
336
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,615
of flinging it onto a roof.
337
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,055
Yes, you, come on,
you little bastard.
338
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,335
Come on. He's nearly here.
339
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,695
Come on. Woo!
340
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,215
IN SLOW MOTION: W00! W00!
341
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,015
We've stopped the clock.
342
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,655
Good work.
343
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,335
I'm glad you rescued Patatas.
344
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,255
Yeah.
Yeah, do you like him?
345
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,535
He's all right. I feel a bit
resentful but, yeah, thank you.
346
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,775
I get the impression that neither of
you were particularly concerned
347
00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,095
about Patatas' welfare during that.
348
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,535
Every man for them self, I think,
isn't it? Yeah. Every cat.
349
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:07,055
Yeah. Did it say that we had
to protect its welfare?
350
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,455
No, I just think I expected
a sort of internal kindness
351
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,375
from you, Nick.
352
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:15,015
Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
353
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,815
What's Nick's system called?
Couple of magnets and a sticky end.
354
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,575
Ah. Yes.
355
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,575
And then you flung it through
the hole. The time was...
356
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,375
60 minutes?
..14 minutes. Oh.
357
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,015
14 minutes.
Sophie took ten minutes...
358
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,375
Ah!
..to spot, to spot Patatas.
359
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,095
She took 26 minutes and six seconds.
360
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,375
One person left.
Famously, cats catch robins,
361
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,055
but can robins catch cat?
362
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:50,335
This has got to be something,
hasn't it?
363
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,615
What's that for?
364
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,975
Why is there that on the end?
365
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,975
Argh! Is that good?
366
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,255
AUDIENCE GROANS
367
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,375
Here we go.
368
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,775
APPLAUSE
369
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,575
Patatas?
370
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:11,855
Patatas!
371
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,655
I've stopped the clock, john.
Bye-bye! Bye-bye.
372
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:27,055
Can I just add that over
the past few minutes
373
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,775
of watching everybody else's,
I've been having
374
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,575
a very slow-level heart attack
375
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,375
because I thought, "Did you remember
to take it out of the top hole?"
376
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,735
You'll be thrilled to hear you did
pop it out of the right hole.
377
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,335
I, I did. I've miss...
Yeah, I'm panicking.
378
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,735
But... But.
..unfortunately... What?!
379
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,735
..| do have to disqualify you.
380
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,055
No! What?!
381
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,815
No, I'm only joking.
Oh, my God!
382
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,815
I'm actually sweating.
383
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,615
There is, there is slight
extra news, though.
384
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,695
No!
We did heavily edit that.
385
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,615
You got very suspicious, first of
all, that there was no cat at all.
386
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,015
Then you thought the boxing glove
might be a distraction.
387
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,415
Then you opened the grabber. Then
you went to the shed to look for a hook,
388
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,775
and then you came back. Your total
time was three minutes 24,
389
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:13,575
which is actually one minute
slower than Steve. Ah...
390
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,175
So the actual timings - Sophie gets
one point, obviously.
391
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,975
Two to Joanne, three to Nick,
392
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,295
four to john, but five, in the end,
to Steve Pemberton.
393
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,535
Scoreboard, please.
394
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:28,295
Yes, well, we have three people -
Joanne, Nick and john -
395
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,095
all on seven points.
Sophie's on two,
396
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,895
and Steve's in the lead
with ten points. Hooray!
397
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:39,015
OK, please, may we have
a team task, Alex?
398
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,415
Ooh, yes. Good shout, Greg-a pot am us.
399
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:45,375
And, whoops, I think...
I think...
400
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:48,735
Whoopsie, I think we've blown
the visual effects budget
401
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,975
for the whole series. Watch this.
402
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,015
Hello.
403
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,055
Aha!
404
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,895
Jesus, john.
Wh... What?
405
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,375
Bit ruthless there.
I'm so sorry.
406
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,975
Alex?
407
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,655
Where's Alex?
408
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,255
Do you think we have to find him?
409
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,615
No.
410
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,335
Oh, God.
411
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:28,135
Woo!
Oh, clear. Woo!
412
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,815
A floating envelope
and a floating head.
413
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,375
Amazing! Oh, I caught it.
414
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,855
Well clone.
415
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:35,935
Oh.
416
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,695
Oh.
417
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,335
Thank you.
Are you a green screen?
418
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,815
Yeah, I'm a green screen.
419
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,695
Right.
420
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:49,295
Do the most epic thing
using green material
421
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,615
and this green screen onesie.
422
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:55,335
You have 30 minutes.
Your time starts now.
423
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,655
Why is it only green
material, though?
424
00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,015
It turns everything invisible.
425
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,335
So...
I don't understand.
426
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,255
Alex, I think we're gonna spend
about 25 minutes
427
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,975
working out what green screen is.
428
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,855
Ancl then we're gonna come back
with a plan.
429
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,175
OK. Yeah.
My head's gonna float away now.
430
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,615
Is it really?
431
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,575
But no, cos it's not green
behind you.
432
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,895
Doesn't have to be.
Doesn't it?
433
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,295
Thank you.
434
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,535
Well clone, Alex. See you later.
435
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:25,455
APPLAUSE
436
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,335
There's a certain little smug look
you get on your face when you,
437
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,975
when you've clone a thing you like.
438
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,455
You liked the floating head
didn't you?
439
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,815
Yeah. I don't understand it, either,
but it is...
440
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:38,215
Cos I couldn't see my body at all.
It's so weird.
441
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,855
OK, shall we start?
Let's go.
442
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,335
Let's start with the crazy guys,
443
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,815
Nick and Steve, and their
epic vision.
444
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,135
Pancakes...
445
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,855
ECHOING: Pancakes.
446
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,335
ECHOING: Pancakes.
447
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,855
ECHOING: Pancakes.
448
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,895
ECHOING: Pancakes.
449
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,255
Mm'.!
450
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,175
Pancakes.
451
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,335
Mm'.!
452
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,455
Pancake?
453
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,215
How is it?
454
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,495
Epic.
455
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,815
APPLAUSE
456
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,775
Because it was supposed to be
the most ambitious thing,
457
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,135
I was thinking, you know,
the scale of ambition
458
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,815
perhaps could've been better,
until the mouth came out.
459
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:27,135
just the fact that a,
a wormhole appears,
460
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,895
if I may call your mouth that.
461
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:33,575
That's fine. Was there much of
a narrative, Steve, in your mind?
462
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:37,295
I was just trying to give, you know,
man who's decided he wants pancakes
463
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,095
and is conjuring them up somehow.
464
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,015
I, I thought he seemed quite smug.
465
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,375
Yeah...Yeah.
The pancake guy.
466
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,815
Well, that's just
a bit of me coming through.
467
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,095
Right, break time.
468
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,415
Close your eyes, count to 180
469
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,735
and those nasty little adverts
will have disappeared. Ready?
470
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:53,735
Go!
471
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,855
Hello, and a warm welcome back
to part three of Taskmaster.
472
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:11,135
We're in the middle of a task where
they have to do some epic things.
473
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:14,615
Yeah, man, while wearing green
or blue onesies
474
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,175
and using green or blue material,
475
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,695
they can let their imaginations
go wild with the endless
476
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,375
possibilities of visual effects.
477
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,415
For example, the team of two
made, er, pancakes.
478
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,975
Now it's the other team's turn
to blow us away
479
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,895
with their epic visuals.
It's john, Joanne and Sophie.
480
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,695
It's very dull being a Tudor queen.
481
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,975
I just wish something exciting
would happen.
482
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,815
Oh!
483
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,655
Lick me.
484
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,455
You what? Lick, lick me. I'm magic.
485
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,335
You're magic?
Oh, go on, then.
486
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:53,695
Ooh!
487
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:54,895
Oh, gosh!
488
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,535
WOO!
489
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:57,975
Oh, a floating clock.
490
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,535
Oh, God, 0h, God!
Oh, bloody hell, it's,
491
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,415
it's an armless mannequin.
492
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,695
What time is it? Oh, God.
493
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,335
I'm about to take flight, john.
494
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:12,215
Quite soon, I think.
495
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,095
Ooh! Ooh, God, I am. I'm off!
496
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,975
Oh, blimey!
497
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,615
Ooh! 00f! Sorry, oh, sorry.
498
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,535
Sorry, sorry, john.
Fucking hell.
499
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,415
I didn't... Ooh!
500
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,695
Ooh! I might be able to fly.
501
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,295
WOO!
502
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,295
I can. Oh, dear.
503
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,055
Oh. I'm flying!
504
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,615
Ugh. Oh, bloody Nora!
505
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,415
Slow flight but good flight.
506
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:40,615
APPLAUSE
507
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,215
Ah, the classic cry of
the Tudor queen -
508
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,695
"Bloody Nora, I'm flying!"
509
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,935
It's actually much better
than I remember.
510
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,855
Is it? Yeah.
511
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,175
I... You wanna, you wanna have seen
the state of us on the clay.
512
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,495
It was carnage.
513
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,935
Can I just tell you
what I saw as a viewer?
514
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:03,095
Right. A Tudor queen.
515
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,975
She licks a frog.
Mm.
516
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,175
Six unconnected objects
float over her head.
517
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,775
Yeah. Ancl she announces that she's
gonna fly off and she does.
518
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:15,575
She tells john she's going to
as well. Yes.
519
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,935
Also, the unconnected items,
I would argue they're not
520
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,375
as unconnected as you've said.
We've got...
521
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,535
There's no need to take that
withering tone with me, john.
522
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,735
We've got two different peppers.
523
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:30,095
A red pepper and a yellow pepper
to symbolise heat
524
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,895
and s...the sun.
525
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,975
Then we've got the,
er, armless torso to represent...
526
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,695
Toxic masculinity. Exactly.
527
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:46,455
APPLAUSE
528
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,575
Erm, is there any part of you,
Steve, that thinks
529
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,335
that yours was more epic
than the team of three?
530
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,695
Errn, no.
531
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,455
LAUGHTER
532
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:59,455
Theirs was more ambitious,
more epic. Ours was more...better.
533
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,615
I'm gonna score them both
very highly cos I,
534
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,935
I enjoyed them both very much.
535
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,295
I'm gonna give the team of three
one more point.
536
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,695
I'll give them five points,
and I'll give the beautifully clone
537
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,095
but sedate pancake journey
four points.
538
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:19,375
There we go.
Congratulations, everyone.
539
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,615
One more task, please,
little Alex Horne.
540
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:29,535
OK, and now it's time to get
hot and sticky in the lab.
541
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,735
Ooh!
542
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:44,295
Ah, you again.
Hi,john.
543
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:48,975
Ah, OK. Yeah,
I see what's going on here.
544
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,655
Where's the...? There's no task.
545
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,815
What is it? Where is it?
546
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,895
One thing I don't have,
er...
547
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,615
WHISPERS Jesus, you guys.
548
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,815
Magnets.
549
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,015
"Stick the heaviest thing to
the board using three of
550
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,415
"the ingredients on the shelves."
551
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,735
"Once you've chosen your
ingredients,
552
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,175
"you may not change your mind."
553
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,655
"Heaviest thing that sticks to
the board
554
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,975
"for at least one minute wins."
555
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,975
Have you actually tested any
of this, though?
556
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,175
Am I a lab rat again?
557
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,855
"You have 12 minutes and you must
choose your thing
558
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,295
"in the first two minutes."
559
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,295
So, you're looking for the heaviest
thing to stick to the board,
560
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,175
and it's got to stay there
for a minute.
561
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:45,135
Ancl I've got to create
some kind of unguent.
562
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,415
Is that a word? Sounds good.
563
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,735
Your time starts now.
564
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,655
I've two minutes
to decide what thing.
565
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:55,175
Out of anything in the whole world.
Wait, anything in the whole world?
566
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,815
That you can get within
two minutes.
567
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,135
OK.
568
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,495
This is science, basically.
This is science.
569
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,055
This is Elon Musk shit.
It really is.
570
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:11,455
APPLAUSE
571
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,215
What did you say you want, Steve,
an unguent?
572
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,935
Yes, I, I lost confidence in
the word halfway through.
573
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:22,895
Well, I asked Alex to look it up
and it means a lubricant for sores.
574
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,335
Lubricant for sores?!
Yeah.
575
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,895
What did I mean?
576
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,495
I dunno.
Maybe you were chafing that clay.
577
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,455
Who are we going to see now, Alex?
578
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:37,175
First up, here is Sticky Steve,
Stick Mohammed and Joanne McTacky.
579
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,495
Here we go.
580
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,575
OK, I went for...
581
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,735
...a big thing of water.
582
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,215
I don't know which is heavier.
583
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,335
There is a set of scales there,
if that would help.
584
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,815
Oh, sh...!
585
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,775
Are we going with David?
Yeah. OK.
586
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,055
769-.
587
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,495
169-.
588
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,095
83. I'll go with the fish.
589
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,495
I've never adhesed anything before.
Never at all?
590
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,935
No, it's my first time adhesing.
OK.
591
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,975
I'm gonna go with Sellotape,
with Velcro.
592
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,415
Ma rm ite. The classic.
593
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,735
What's this? Can I use this?
What is it?
594
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,615
Silicone.
595
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,895
Ah. Gonna use those.
596
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,495
Velcro.
597
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,855
That. Styling gel. And silicone.
598
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:30,255
Sellotape should do it.
Bowl of toffees. Blu Tack.
599
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,015
OK, so it's toffee,
Blu Tack, and Sellotape.
600
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,815
Sellotape, yeah.
601
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,055
Ah!
602
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:38,975
OK.
603
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,295
Here we go. OK.
You've got five minutes 50.
604
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,015
Oh!
605
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:46,615
That's satisfying, isn't it?
There you go. Lovely.
606
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,175
OK, so, I mean, I...
607
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,855
HE LAUGHS WHEEZILY
608
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:57,335
There's only one bit
of Sellotape. That is... Ah.
609
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,015
Now, I don't know if this allowed.
610
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:06,855
But...
611
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,135
...sort of put my sock....
612
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,295
It's a big sock, isn't it?
613
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,695
Oh, God, it's not gonna work.
614
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,335
It's not gonna do it on its own.
615
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,735
HE LAUGHS
616
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,615
You buggers!
617
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,335
Oh, come on.
OK, actually, that's fine.
618
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,735
I'm gonna stick that there
just...a sec.
619
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:38,735
Pretty good.
620
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,095
Oh, he's an awkward bugger.
621
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,335
It's absolutely no good.
622
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,255
It's no good.
623
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,695
Then I could use some of this.
624
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,135
Are you gonna use any Marmite?
I don't think it's necessary.
625
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,215
Start the clock.
OK, the clock is started.
626
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,015
SIGHS: OK.
627
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,095
He looks quite calm.
628
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,855
Erm...
MELANCHOLY PIANO MUSIC PLAYS
629
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,335
This is,
this is great television.
630
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,935
15 seconds gone.
631
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,815
Ooh, God. Does the sock even stick?
632
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,575
There you go.
We'll leave that for a minute. Yeah.
633
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,215
45 seconds gone.
634
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,095
I'm pleased.
635
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,895
Ten.
636
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,535
Never spent this long looking
at a naked man before.
637
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,815
I thought I'd nailed it,
if I'm honest.
638
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,495
Joanne, it's now been there
for a minute. You have succeeded.
639
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,375
WHISTLE BLOWS
640
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,135
And that's a minute.
OK.
641
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,455
So...
642
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,735
I'll see if I can find you
a new sock. Thank you.
643
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:52,975
"OHG.
WHISTLE BLOWS
644
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,095
You've succeeded.
645
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:58,255
Oh!
646
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,095
APPLAUSE
647
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,895
So, your summary of your technique
would be pick something
648
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,415
relatively light... Yeah.
649
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,775
...and just smush it against
the board with whatever.
650
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,135
Yeah.
LAUGHTER
651
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,455
Don't fuck with the system.
just get it done, get out.
652
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,335
LAUGHTER
653
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,935
I could smell the lunch.
LAUGHTER
654
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,415
You relied on Blu Tack.
655
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,295
Blu Tack and a chewy toffee.
656
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,055
And you think that gave extra
stability to the statue of David?
657
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,735
I thi... Yeah, I think so.
658
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,615
I think that that bit of toffee,
right in his crack...
659
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,335
LAUGHTER
660
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,135
...was the unguent that he needed.
661
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,535
That's it.
662
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,575
From time to time, on this show,
we start out watching
663
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,215
a...an adult doing a task,
664
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,695
and what we end up witnessing
is a full break down.
665
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,255
LAUGHTER
666
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,215
You abandoned your idea
with the water bottle.
667
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,975
You used Velcro to attach a sock,
which was not the intended object,
668
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,215
and more pertinently,
not a heavy object. Hmm.
669
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,175
And it didn't stick anyway. No.
670
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,135
Then you smeared hair gel
and silicone at the sides of it.
671
00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,375
Hmm.
672
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,015
And then, that fell off. Now...
LAUGHTER
673
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,735
What...what part of that
makes you think I'm mad?
674
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,055
LAUGHTER
675
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:10,015
I genuinely found myself
feeling sorry for you, like...
676
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,735
In a way that would
get me some points or...? No!
677
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,335
LAUGHTER
678
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,695
Did he get it to stick for a while?
Not the bottle, no.
679
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:19,015
The bottle was... Well, he chose
the bottle - it didn't stick.
680
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,255
I don't think he did the task.
681
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,455
He didn't. Well I imagine
that joanne's fish
682
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,855
is as light as a feather.
683
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,815
No, it's...it's as a light
as four mice.
684
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,255
I told you, I lack ambition.
86 grams, four mice.
685
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:30,975
Steve's, 33 and a half mice.
686
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,855
713 grams.
687
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,295
Nice. One part left to go,
688
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:39,135
and in it, someone will go home
with a biggish calculator.
689
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,055
Come on! We'll see you in a minute.
690
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,295
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
691
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,855
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
692
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:56,575
Hello, and welcome back.
And to our Welsh viewers,
693
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,295
also hello.
694
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,775
LAUGHTER
695
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,735
There's a task in the lab
which still needs completion.
696
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,655
Sticky, Alex? Oh, yes, Greg,
697
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,015
but that's what happens
when Daddy forgets to talc me.
698
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,895
Tut-tut-tut.
LAUGHTER
699
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,455
Coincidentally, the task in play
is also a sticky one.
700
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:15,295
Finally, Sophie and John
take to the board.
701
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,255
Have you chosen your item?
I've chosen my item,
702
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,935
and I'm now questioning it a lot.
703
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,335
It's a star.
It's coming off the wall.
704
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,615
Great.
705
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,815
OK, OK. I'll select the thing.
I'm gonna go chopping board.
706
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,455
That's a big star.
707
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:31,775
Yeah, but I think the trick is
something here, you see?
708
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,335
Could actually...
STAR BAN GS
709
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,775
Not gone well.
710
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,575
Please don't hurt yourself.
Not gone well.
711
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,415
Actually, it's quite hef...
It's a bit...probably too heavy.
712
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,735
Should've picked it up first.
713
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,055
So, we're starting
with Sellotape and Velcro?
714
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,255
Yeah. OK.
715
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,895
I think I went too big, didn't I?
Well, it's massive.
716
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,575
Yeah. I got greedy.
717
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,375
Right, this is very silly,
but I'm gonna just try this
718
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,175
cos I wonder, if you put enough
of these on,
719
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,735
whether it actually holds.
720
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,095
I didn't think I was
a competitive person,
721
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:07,135
but something's happened to me
over the time I've been doing this,
722
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:10,095
and I've fundamentally changed
as a person, I think.
723
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,975
LAUGHTER
724
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,855
Right.
725
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,815
Surprising, in't it.
726
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,575
Right, let's give this a go.
727
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,455
It's an initial...
728
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,095
...an initial go.
729
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,415
Start the cock, please.
Cock...clock!
730
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,735
Start the clock, please.
LAUGHTER
731
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,135
Clock's going.
732
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,415
I've actually smashed
the shit out of this.
733
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,695
LAUGHTER
Let's be honest.
734
00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:40,455
We were all surprised.
735
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,015
Wasn't expecting that.
736
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,095
That is absolutely bloody fabulous.
LAUGHTER
737
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,895
OK. While that's happening,
738
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,175
I'm gonna pick two more.
739
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,975
Ah, but I haven't got any liquid.
740
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,975
AUDIENCE GROANS
Son of a bitch.
741
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,295
LAUGHTER
742
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,935
I'll just put some nice
sweets around
743
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,735
for whoever might fancy one.
744
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,535
That's lovely, in't it.
745
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,255
It is wonderful.
746
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,255
We're just gonna get the flour
and honey.
747
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,135
Right, we're going...
HE LAUGHS
748
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,535
...we're going with the flour,
honey and Blu Tack.
749
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,855
Oh, but this might not be
a bad idea actually.
750
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,895
This looks just like glue.
751
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,615
There is engineers watching this,
going,
752
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,415
"He's absolutely nailed this."
753
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,015
LAUGHTER
754
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,055
For. . .for centuries,
755
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,375
humankind has been mixing...
756
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,055
No, that's absolute crap.
ALEX LAUGHS
757
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,855
How bad is that?
758
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,255
It has...it has been up there
for a minute now.
759
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,615
That's fantastic, in't it?
See you later.
760
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,415
Bye-bye.
761
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:39,855
Right, it's a case
of dotting the paste.
762
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:43,535
I think what I'm doing here is
making the chopping board heavier.
763
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:49,095
Five, four, three, two, one.
764
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,535
Please let go.
Start the timer, please.
765
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,055
How long have we got left?
20 seconds.
766
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,455
Shit the bed. Shit the bed.
Shit the bed. Shit the bed!
767
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,095
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
768
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,615
Well, you summed it up yourself,
really, didn't you?
769
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,255
Yeah. "|'ve absolutely smashed
the shit out of this."
770
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,535
I think my intelligence may lie
in manual lab our.
771
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,855
LAUGHTER
772
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,455
Structural integrity,
I fucking knew.
773
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,175
You...you're talking
with the passion
774
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,015
of a turn-of-the-century
mill worker.
775
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,815
LAUGHTER
776
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,695
It was a very heavy star.
It was 35kg.
777
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,415
WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE
778
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,775
john, I had such hope for you.
779
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,655
At one point, I thought, "This man
is gonna be the face of Blu Tack
780
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,655
"if he pulls it Off."
LAUGHTER
781
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,095
I think I forgot you could pick
anything in the world
782
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,735
to stick to the white board. Yeah.
783
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,455
And I suddenly fixated on the stuff
that was in front of me.
784
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,815
And just, solely,
the chopping board.
785
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:57,055
And you used honey and flour
to try and... Was it honey?
786
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,415
Well, after the Blu Tack failed,
he said,
787
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,055
"We're now entering
the world of paste."
788
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,095
LAUGHTER
789
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,975
Let's give some points out.
790
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,975
Nick and John both chose
heavy things
791
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,575
but didn't manage to stick them on.
792
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,255
So, it's zero points
to john and Nick.
793
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,655
Joanne, you get a full three points
for your 85 gram fish.
794
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,215
Keep it simple. Steve, four points.
795
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,735
But Sophie's was four times heavier
than his. Wow. Wow.
796
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,055
Ancl she gets the full five points!
Well clone, Sophie.
797
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,335
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
798
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,095
Let's see a scoreboard, shall we?
799
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:28,575
OK. Well, Nick, at the bottom,
I'm afraid, with 11 points.
800
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,375
And, Steve, at the top
with 18 points, at the moment.
801
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,295
WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE
802
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,055
Very good. Right, can you please
all head to the stage
803
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,095
for the final task of the show?
804
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,495
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
805
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,495
Hey, there, baby cakes.
806
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,215
That's me.
Who's reading the task out?
807
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:50,895
Sophie Willan.
808
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:54,415
"Guess the movie that your
team-mate is saying.
809
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,175
"Your team-mate can only say
810
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,815
"the first three letters
of each word of the movie title.
811
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,455
"Most movies in each round wins.
812
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,015
One member of the team will go
inside the movie booth.
813
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,735
Ancl they'll pop their head
through the little hole.
814
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,295
I will show you some cards
with movie titles in.
815
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,455
Ancl they will also have the first
three letters of each word.
816
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,815
So if it said "Jurassic Park",
it will also say, "JUR PAR".
817
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,615
Ancl all you're allowed
to say is, "JUR PAR".
818
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,975
"jUR PAR". "jUR PAR".
There's gonna be three rounds.
819
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,615
The team of two are gonna go first.
Nick, please enter the booth.
820
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,135
There we go. Oh, lovely.
821
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,775
Lovely stuff. OK, good luck,
everyone.
822
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,775
Your time starts when I reveal
the first card. OK, OK.
823
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,495
Good luck. And off we go.
824
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,335
"THE NUT PRO." "THE NUT..."
The Nutty Professor.
825
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,775
TING
Yeah.
826
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,775
"PUL FlC." Pulp Fiction.
827
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,415
TING
Ooh.
828
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,855
"BAM." Bambi.
829
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,255
TING
"FIG CLU."
830
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,455
LAUGHTER
Pardon? "FIG CLU."
831
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,295
"FIG CLU."
832
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,055
Fig? "CLU."
833
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,775
"FlH CLU." "Fl CL-Uh", "Fl CL—Uh".
Fi-cloo. Fi-cloo to you.
834
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,335
I thought... Fight Club!
835
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,015
TING
Yes.
836
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,335
"THE..." "THE SOM ABO MAR."
837
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,535
There's Something About...
There's Something About Mary.
838
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:04,775
TING
Yes.
839
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,215
"SAV PRI RYA. "
840
00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:09,255
LAUGHTER
841
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,855
Say...?
842
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,175
"SAV PRI RYA." Saving Private Ryan!
843
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,375
TING
Yes.
844
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,135
KLAXON
845
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,175
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
846
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,575
They've scored a total
of six movies.
847
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,415
Not bad, not bad.
848
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,255
WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE
849
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,095
Ready? OK. Right.
850
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,135
Good luck, Sophie. Thank you.
Your time starts now.
851
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,695
"DUR."
852
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,695
Goldfinger. "DUR."
853
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:38,495
Pass.
854
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,015
Oh. "THE GOO."
855
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,615
LAUGHTER
856
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,695
"THE GOO."
857
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,055
Goonies. Yes!
858
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,455
TING
The Goonies.
859
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:49,735
"TIT."
860
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:50,935
Titanic.
861
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,255
TING
"WON..." "WON WOM."
862
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,335
Wonder Woman. Wonder.
863
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,175
TING
"WHA WOM WAN."
864
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,495
What Women Want.
TING
865
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,335
"MOU ROU." Moulin Rouge.
866
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,055
TING
"H EA." Heat.
867
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,455
TING
"THE SHA RED."
868
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,295
Shawshank Redemption. Yes!
869
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,655
TING
"SEV." Seven.
870
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,015
TING
"THE BOU |DE."
871
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:13,735
The Bourne Identity. Yeah!
TING
872
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,535
KLAXON
Ooh. Oh.
873
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,815
Well done.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
874
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,735
Only one pass there. "GOO."
It was Goodfellas.
875
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,375
Ah. Goodfellas.
876
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,855
That team scored a total
of eight movies. Wow.
877
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,735
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
878
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,455
1-0.
879
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,775
Time for Steve Pemberton
to enter the booth.
880
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,695
I will enter the booth.
881
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,935
LAUGHTER
882
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,215
Steve, your time starts now.
883
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,455
"THE MAT."
884
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,255
Matrix, The Matrix.
TING
885
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,015
"THE MUM." The Mummy.
TING
886
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,215
"BRA."
887
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:47,535
B ravehea rt.
TING
888
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:48,655
"DON BRA."
889
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,495
Donnie Da... "DON BRA." Dom Brasco?
890
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,855
"DON.! Donnie Brasco?
891
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,095
Yeah. Correct.
TING
892
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,615
"MIL DOL BAB."
893
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,535
Million Dollar Baby.
TING
894
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:58,815
"M|S |MP."
895
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,215
Mr Impr... "M|S |MP."
Mr Incredible? Um, uh...
896
00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:03,735
"M|S |MP." "M|S |MP."
LAUGHTER
897
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,335
"M|S..." Mission Impossible.
898
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,215
TING, KLAXON
899
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:10,295
APPLAUSE
They scored six movies.
900
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,935
There we are.
APPLAUSE
901
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,215
John, please go into the booth.
902
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:17,215
Hello, Alex. Hello, john.
903
00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:18,815
LAUGHTER
904
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,415
"THO."
905
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,815
Foursome. "THO."
906
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:22,975
Thor.
907
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,455
TING
"BAD SAN."
908
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,615
Bad Santa.
909
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,975
TING
llSNA-ll
910
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,215
Snatch.
TING
911
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,495
"BAT BEG."
912
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,255
"BAT BIG."
913
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,695
Batman, Big Man.
LAUGHTER
914
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,375
"BAT BEG."
915
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,815
Batman...
916
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,735
"BEG." Batman Begins. Begins!
TING
917
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,055
"THE BOU SUP."
918
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,695
The Bourne Supremacy.
TING
919
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:45,895
"JUM."
920
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,535
Jumungo.
921
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,935
“jUM."Jumanji.
TING
922
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,335
"MEE THE PAR."
923
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,255
Meet The Parents. Meet The...
924
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:56,335
"THE USH SUS." The Usual Suspects.
The Usual Suspects.
925
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:57,695
"M..."
926
00:43:57,720 --> 00:43:59,175
"MRS DOU."
927
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,775
Doubtfire. Doubtfire.
928
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,775
KLAXON
They got eight. Congratulations.
929
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,295
APPLAUSE
930
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,815
Well done.
931
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,935
Can I ask which cinema I can see
Batman Big Man in?
932
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,495
LAUGHTER
933
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,535
And if that's sold out,
can I seejumungo somewhere?
934
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,415
We are gonna make it harder
in round three. Oh, no.
935
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,735
You're now gonna say the last
three letters of each movie.
936
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,175
What? Wow.
937
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,495
Yeah. Nick, please enter the booth
for a second time.
938
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:26,775
This is terrifying.
939
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,375
Your time starts now.
940
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,855
“ROY .“
941
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:31,615
ROD Roy?
942
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,495
"ROY." Roy? "ROY." "ROY."
943
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,495
Roy. "ROY." Roy.
944
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,455
Pass.
945
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,175
"RON MAN." "RON MAN."
946
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,855
Something "ron", something "man".
"RON MAN."
947
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,655
Something...something... Iron Man!
Yes!
948
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,335
TING
"EED."
949
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,655
LAUGHTER
"EED."
950
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:50,975
Eed? "EED." Eed.
951
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,815
S...Speed? Yes!
TING
952
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:54,455
"ULL TAL KET. "
953
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,215
ULL TAL KET." Old...Old Town Market.
954
00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:00,135
Oh, no.
LAUGHTER
955
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:01,455
"ULL TAL KET. "
956
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,375
Huh? "ULL TAL KET."
957
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,695
Full Metal jacket. Yes!
TING
958
00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:06,855
KLAXON
959
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,455
APPLAUSE
960
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,775
They got three.
They did not get "ROY."
961
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,615
Troy. It is Troy. Ah!
962
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,415
Out you come, Nick. Out you come.
OK.
963
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,255
Joanne... Yep. "please enter the
booth. So, it's three to beat.
964
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,055
If they do that, it's a whitewash.
OK, happy?
965
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,575
Yeah. just getting comfy.
966
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,895
You don't look comfy, Joanne.
LAUGHTER
967
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,375
I'm glad you've got a body normally.
968
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,415
It's a lot, the face on its own,
isn't it? It is a bit. I know.
969
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,375
LAUGHTER
So, last three letters,
970
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,615
starting now.
971
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,175
"|ON..." "THE..." So...
972
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,015
"|ON |NG."
973
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,575
"THE ION |NG."
974
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,015
The Shining. No.
975
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,975
"|ON |NG."
976
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,295
"THE..." Pass.
SHE GROWLS
977
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,535
LAUGHTER
978
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,855
"BEE. "BEE."
979
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,255
"BEE." "BEE."
It's more difficult than Speed.
980
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,015
LAUGHTER
Try that one for a laugh.
981
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,975
Urn... Ah, for fuck's sake.
LAUGHTER
982
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,495
"|SS ISS ANG ANG."
983
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,015
Oh, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Yeah!
TING
984
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:03,015
They got one. That was...
SOPHIE: That was a tough round.
985
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:06,015
Oh, yeah. "THE ION |NG."
You will kick yourself.
986
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,775
Steve got it. The Lion King.
Oh, my God. The Lion King.
987
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,095
Ancl Barbie was "B|E". Oh.
988
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,015
Oh, come on!
LAUGHTER
989
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,695
So, that means team of three
got two, the team of two got one.
990
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:18,175
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
991
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,455
Come down and join me.
We'll add that to the final scores.
992
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,895
Very tight game in the end. 2-1.
993
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,615
Well, they clawed one back.
994
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,935
Five points to the team of three.
Add them on. Yes.
995
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,455
Three points to the others?
996
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,055
Which means, Nick... Yes.
997
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,375
...you came last. Oh.
998
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,095
Tight at the top, though. Joanne,
999
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:39,695
a massive 20 points.
1000
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:42,375
But the winner, for a second week
in a row is Steve, with 21 points!
1001
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,335
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1002
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,255
He's running away with it!
1003
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,575
Steve Pemberton wins.
1004
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:54,495
Please head upside down to the stage
and upturn your prizes!
1005
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,935
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1006
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,255
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