1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,400 {\an2}This programme contains strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:06,560 {\an2}Well, well, well. Ooh. Oh, no, no. 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,080 {\an2}Yes. Ah. Hiss. 4 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:14,280 {\an2}Ahhh! Um... 5 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,920 {\an2}Quite windy today. Yeah. 6 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:18,000 {\an2}Christ. Whoo. Wrong way. 7 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,760 {\an2}That's how you do it, baby. OK. 8 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:23,480 {\an2}Oh, my God. 9 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:24,520 {\an2}Ah. Ah. 10 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:26,640 {\an2}Ooh. SHE VOCALISES 11 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:36,120 {\an2}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello, thank you. 12 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:38,760 {\an2}I'm Greg Davies, welcome to Taskmaster. 13 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,760 {\an2}The only show on television that conclusively proves that all 14 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,720 {\an2}of life's struggles are ultimately pointless 15 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:47,040 {\an2}and that the gods are just toying with us before death. 16 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,960 {\an2}And hello to all our younger viewers. 17 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,760 {\an2}Let the trials commence. 18 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,600 {\an2}Let's meet our five competitors 19 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,760 {\an2}from wildly different parts of the globe. 20 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,120 {\an2}Like the north of England, 21 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,120 {\an2}Dublin, the north of England, 22 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:02,480 {\an2}the west of England and the north of England. 23 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:06,400 {\an2}Please welcome Joanne McNally... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 24 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,760 {\an2}..John Robins... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 25 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,960 {\an2}..Nick Mohammed... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 26 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,160 {\an2}..Sophie Willan... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 27 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:16,000 {\an2}..and Steve Pemberton. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 28 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,240 {\an2}And sitting next to me, a man who admitted 29 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:22,560 {\an2}to me that he photocopied 30 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,760 {\an2}an elderly relative's blue parking badge 31 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,480 {\an2}so that he could enjoy the "Hollywood spaces" 32 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,360 {\an2}near the entrance to Tesco... LAUGHTER 33 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:36,040 {\an2}..it's little Alex Horne! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 34 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,280 {\an2}Hi, Greg. 35 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:38,560 {\an2}Hi, mate. You all right? 36 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,920 {\an2}I'm, I'm, I'm feeling good, I'm looking great. 37 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:43,680 {\an2}I think I've cracked it. I've got a new health regime. It's so simple. 38 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:44,920 {\an2}Honestly, I don't go to the gym. 39 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:48,120 {\an2}It's just dog walking. 45 minutes a day - dog walking. 40 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,040 {\an2}So the opening section of the show is you... 41 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,680 {\an2}You've walked your dog a bit and you feel like you've lost some weight? 42 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,880 {\an2}No, not quite. No, no, 45 minutes dog walking. 43 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,440 {\an2}Do you want me to show you? Ah, yeah. It's like that. 44 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,080 {\an2}45 minutes a day, at least. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 45 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,640 {\an2}OK, on with the prize task, then. 46 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:06,960 {\an2}Jolly good. Yes, 47 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,200 {\an2}you've got it, poppet, and this week they've brought in... 48 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,040 {\an1}LAUGHING 49 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:14,320 {\an2}You know I don't like that. 50 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:17,840 {\an2}I don't...I don't like "you've got it, poppet". No... No, I know. 51 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:18,960 {\an2}You got it, poppet. 52 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:23,360 {\an2}And this week, they've brought in the most fun thing 53 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,920 {\an2}to turn upside down. 54 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,800 {\an2}So there will be five points for the most fun thing 55 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,880 {\an2}to turn upside down, and all five fun things will go home 56 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,360 {\an2}with the episode winner, who can keep them 57 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,080 {\an2}whichever way up they bloody well want. 58 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,400 {\an2}Welcome, contestants. 59 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,960 {\an2}Steve. Start with you today. How are you? 60 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,400 {\an2}I'm very well, thank you, poppet. How are you? 61 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,360 {\an1}LAUGHING 62 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,480 {\an2}What have you brought me that you can turn upside down 63 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:47,280 {\an2}that I'll have fun with? A calculator. Ahhh. 64 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:48,760 {\an2}Yes, he has. 65 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,640 {\an2}I know where you're going with this... Yeah. 66 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,400 {\an2}..and I approve this message. 67 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:54,560 {\an2}Do you know the number? 68 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,960 {\an2}Uh, is it 8-0-0-8? 69 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,080 {\an2}It's 5-3-1-8-0-0-8. 70 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,800 {\an2}And here it is. Yeah. Yeah. 71 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,160 {\an2}You turn that upside down. 72 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,720 {\an2}You're saying that I don't, like I don't know this. 73 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:07,760 {\an2}Boobies. 74 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:11,800 {\an2}Well, I thought you might find boobies a little bit limited... 75 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,160 {\an2}Wrong. So... 76 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,200 {\an2}As well as your boobies... 77 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,440 {\an2}What else have you got for me? 78 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,960 {\an2}..I thought it might be nice to compose a calculator haiku. 79 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,040 {\an2}Oh, wow. Um... 80 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,360 {\an2}So a haiku, obviously, is a Japanese poem with, 81 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:28,360 {\an2}uh, five syllables, seven syllables and five syllables. 82 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,960 {\an2}We go to a haiku club every Sunday. 83 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,320 {\an2}So this is a calculator haiku. 84 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,360 {\an2}Big boss gobbles eggs. 85 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,640 {\an2}His hole oozes shizzle. LAUGHTER 86 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:44,360 {\an2}Gosh, beige blobs soil his shoes. 87 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,680 {\an2}Steve, I'm genuinely impressed. Well done. Thank you. 88 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:51,720 {\an2}Who's next? Sophie? 89 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,000 {\an2}What have you brought in that's nice turned upside down? 90 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:57,560 {\an2}Steak pudding. LAUGHTER 91 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:58,640 {\an2}It's one of a, 92 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,560 {\an2}a northern delicacy. It's very beautiful, poppet. I... 93 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,880 {\an2}You just... LAUGHTER 94 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,120 {\an2}You steam it. 95 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,720 {\an2}It's got gravy in the centre with steak chunks. 96 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,920 {\an2}Sorry. Can you ask Sophie if she thinks I don't know what a pie is? 97 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,920 {\an2}I think you may have missed the point of this. 98 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,760 {\an2}You can't just tell me a thing you like eating. 99 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,720 {\an2}Well, it's the most fun thing to turn upside down. 100 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,880 {\an2}They're very satisfying to pull... Yeah. The...the tinfoil off. Yeah. 101 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,520 {\an2}Thank you, Steve. I concur, I concur. 102 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,520 {\an2}And if you had two of them at the same time... 103 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,320 {\an2}Boobies. 104 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:34,320 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 105 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,360 {\an2}John. 106 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,960 {\an2}Greg. What have you brought us? 107 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,560 {\an2}I have brought in, uh, the Chicago Bulls logo. 108 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,080 {\an2}I'm familiar with it, a lovely big bull. Yes. 109 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,280 {\an2}Why is it gonna be fun when I turn it upside down? 110 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:50,360 {\an2}I don't like to curse too much on telly, Greg, 111 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,440 {\an2}cos my mum'll be watching this, but there's, 112 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,400 {\an2}there's no other way to describe this to you, 113 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,760 {\an2}what happens when you turn it upside down. OK. 114 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:59,040 {\an2}It looks like a robot fucking a crab. 115 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,440 {\an1}LAUGHING 116 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:05,400 {\an2}Yet another of my fantasies. 117 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:06,880 {\an2}Here we go. OK. 118 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,000 {\an2}LAUGHING Oh, yeah. 119 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,480 {\an2}I don't... What's the positioning? 120 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:16,600 {\an2}It is a sad robot making sweet love to a crab. 121 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:19,120 {\an2}From behind, got it. That's what I mean. 122 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,200 {\an2}The robot isn't happy about this. 123 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:25,240 {\an2}The...the robot is angry. But also it's, 124 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,000 {\an2}it's a challenge to initiate it, 125 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,480 {\an2}because they're obviously moving left to right. 126 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:34,960 {\an2}Maybe the robot's angry cos he's got a nasty case of humans. 127 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,080 {\an2}Oh. LAUGHING AND APPLAUSE 128 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:41,840 {\an2}Nick. 129 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:45,040 {\an2}Well, if you bring up the picture, then I'll be able 130 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,400 {\an2}to explain. So a friend of my mum's 131 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:51,920 {\an2}at the church that she goes to went on holiday and, um, 132 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,240 {\an2}brought them all back these lovely vases. 133 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:56,160 {\an1}LAUGHING 134 00:05:56,200 --> 00:06:00,520 {\an2}And my mum popped some flowers in, watered the flowers, 135 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,080 {\an2}and then the following week said to him, was like, "Oh, I'm so sorry 136 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,320 {\an2}"it's just, it is just leaking". 137 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:07,840 {\an2}And he was like, "It is a drum." LAUGHING 138 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:08,880 {\an2}This is a debate, 139 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,200 {\an2}but I put it to you that there's not a person in this room 140 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:14,600 {\an2}who didn't think, "Why's someone put flowers in that drum?" Yeah. 141 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:17,600 {\an2}That's the opposite of what she thought. 142 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:21,960 {\an2}Joanne? Yes. So you know the way bats, they hang normally upside down 143 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,960 {\an2}but if you flip a bat around 144 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,680 {\an2}so it's facing up when it's upside down. 145 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,240 {\an2}Let's start again. 146 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:31,800 {\an2}Bats sleep upside down. Bats sleep upside down traditionally. 147 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:34,760 {\an2}And what you're saying is if you flip a bat while... Flip it up. ..while it's sleeping. 148 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,680 {\an2}So it looks like it's standing up but it's actually upside down. Yeah. 149 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,640 {\an2}It looks like kind of a Goth disco. 150 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,720 {\an2}First of all this is what she's brought in, which is a bat. Yeah. 151 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:46,600 {\an2}But what this bat represents is a Goth disco... Yeah. 152 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:50,280 {\an2}..demonstrated here by some bats. ROCK MUSIC PLAYS 153 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:52,280 {\an1}LAUGHTER 154 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:57,320 {\an2}That's good. That is good. 155 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:05,080 {\an2}Big spooky capes and... They're very Florence and the Machine. 156 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,400 {\an2}Oh, God. I'm gonna actually have to think about 157 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:12,640 {\an2}the points and just pop pudding at the bottom. 158 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:14,960 {\an1}LAUGHING 159 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,880 {\an2}I think I'm gonna give the crab three points. 160 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,400 {\an2}And then I'm gonna give the drum four points, 161 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,240 {\an2}because I just think it's adorable. 162 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:24,720 {\an2}And, uh, the bats are just haunting 163 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:28,400 {\an2}and Steve's genius should be rewarded for all that work 164 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:31,520 {\an2}so I'll give bats and Steve five points. Oh, right. 165 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,600 {\an2}OK, Joanne and Steve get five points. 166 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:39,200 {\an2}OK, let's get going. What have you got for me, Alex? 167 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:42,000 {\an2}A former Romanian football player, Greg, because the five 168 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:45,640 {\an2}competitors are about to try their hand at Petrescu. 169 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,480 {\an2}Pet rescue - they're gonna rescue a pet. 170 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:49,800 {\an2}Here we go. 171 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,920 {\an2}SHE LAUGHS Joanne. 172 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:09,960 {\an2}Looks like a fantasy of mine. 173 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,800 {\an2}Is it? Yeah. Well, we do our best. We did a lot of research. 174 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:15,840 {\an2}I'm aroused. LAUGHING 175 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,280 {\an2}They're all Greg's. He's quite tender. 176 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:20,680 {\an2}That makes sense, yeah. Yeah. 177 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:23,920 {\an2}Are they all in his bed at night? Yes. Cool. 178 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:26,680 {\an2}Good morning, Alex. Hello, John. 179 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:29,200 {\an2}This is the task? No envelope. 180 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,880 {\an2}Missing. Rescue the cat. 181 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:34,440 {\an2}Goes by the name Patatas. 182 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:35,560 {\an2}Goes by... HE LAUGHS 183 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:39,000 {\an2}Goes by the name of Patatas. As in patatas bravas? 184 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:41,360 {\an2}The cat must come out of the top hole. 185 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,000 {\an2}There's a hole in the top of the dome. 186 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:48,800 {\an2}Is there...is there a claw? Do I have to man a claw? It's up to you. 187 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:52,280 {\an2}Your head may not enter the dome. 188 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,320 {\an2}The door must remain closed. 189 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,800 {\an2}This door, but I've gotta keep my head out? 190 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,320 {\an2}I don't know where the cat is amongst this lot. Right. 191 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,120 {\an2}Fastest wins. 192 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,280 {\an2}Your time starts now, I suppose, eh? 193 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:10,480 {\an2}Right. OK. I don't have a clue, actually. 194 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,600 {\an2}OK, I'm ready. APPLAUSE 195 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,520 {\an2}I've always wanted to be in one of those machines. 196 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:19,120 {\an2}Have a swim. Yeah. 197 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:20,720 {\an2}And then pulled out by a claw. 198 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:23,040 {\an2}Has anyone ever won any on one of those things? 199 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,080 {\an2}Never. I, yeah, quite often. 200 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:27,400 {\an2}LAUGHTER It's just technique and practice. 201 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,840 {\an2}Have you won on one of those things? No. 202 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:30,920 {\an2}OK. Let's go. 203 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:33,400 {\an2}Let's see them try to get Patatas out of a big dome. 204 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:37,080 {\an2}OK. First up we're gonna see Joanne fulfil her fantasy 205 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:40,320 {\an2}and Steve fulfil his contractual obligations. Here we go. 206 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,920 {\an2}The door must remain closed. 207 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,320 {\an2}Oh, my God, it is a claw! 208 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,600 {\an2}Amazing. 209 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,200 {\an2}Oh, Patatas, Patatas. 210 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:55,960 {\an2}Have you definitely, definitely read all the instructions? Uh, yes, uh, 211 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,480 {\an2}yeah. The door must remain closed. I'm just seeing that the zip works. 212 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:03,400 {\an2}All right, OK. Let's do it... If you think that... No, let's do it the hard way. 213 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:08,560 {\an2}So I have to find the... I see the cat there! 214 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,600 {\an2}God, I wouldn't be rescuing that cat if it was mine. 215 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:13,280 {\an2}It looks like a bad job of taxidermy. 216 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,080 {\an1}LAUGHING 217 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:18,600 {\an2}OK, so, I'm assuming this is relevant in some way. 218 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,440 {\an2}Ah, right. We've got a...an opening. 219 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:24,920 {\an2}Um, now, I thought I saw Patatas. 220 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,240 {\an2}But how do I encourage him towards... 221 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,240 {\an2}Oh, he's gotta go out the top hole. 222 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:33,400 {\an2}I'm gonna try and fashion a noose for the cat's neck. 223 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:36,480 {\an2}You didn't say it had to come out alive, it just had to come out. 224 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,360 {\an2}Have you used a ladder before? LAUGHING 225 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,440 {\an2}Hold on. 226 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,680 {\an2}Ah. OK. 227 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:46,800 {\an2}Hold the ladder. Pfft. 228 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,560 {\an2}AUDIENCE: Ooooh! 229 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,760 {\an2}That's a big hook. It's a big hook. 230 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,080 {\an2}Big hook for a big job. 231 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,880 {\an2}OK. Come on, Patatas. 232 00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:00,960 {\an2}Be bravas. Where is he? 233 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,640 {\an2}Come on. 234 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:05,000 {\an2}If I grab the cat and just throw it out the top. 235 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,720 {\an2}OK. If this goes back in now, 236 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,960 {\an2}I'm just gonna throw myself in front of a car. 237 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,320 {\an2}Oh... 238 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,840 {\an2}Oh... 239 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,280 {\an2}Ah. SHE LAUGHS DEFEATEDLY 240 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,680 {\an2}I can't go through it all again, I've no hooks left. 241 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,360 {\an2}I wonder, could I blow him over? 242 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,400 {\an1}LAUGHING 243 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,800 {\an2}Remember your head can't go in. It's not in at the moment. 244 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,520 {\an2}Yes, head's not in. 245 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,080 {\an2}Come on, Patatas. 246 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:39,800 {\an2}Come on. 247 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,280 {\an2}Oh, is that Patatas? 248 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:49,120 {\an2}OK. HE GRUNTS 249 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,920 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 250 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,640 {\an2}Well, I've stopped the clock, Steve. 251 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,960 {\an2}See ya. Bye-bye. 252 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,840 {\an2}Maybe I could drag it back over. 253 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,640 {\an2}Yeah... 254 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:06,520 {\an2}Oh, this is actually quite good, this thing. 255 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,400 {\an2}Should've gone with that at the start. 256 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:10,640 {\an2}Right, there he is. 257 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:13,840 {\an2}"The cat must come out of the top hole." 258 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,560 {\an2}Like, the other option is to put rope through the roof 259 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,600 {\an2}and tie it. 260 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:22,520 {\an2}OK. Tie the rope really fucking tight. 261 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:23,840 {\an2}Oh, I've got an idea. 262 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,120 {\an2}Can it go in the top and then come back out? 263 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,840 {\an2}Ah-ha-ha. Up we go. 264 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,920 {\an2}If you fucking detach... LAUGHING 265 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,760 {\an2}No... 266 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:43,960 {\an2}He's out. 267 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,720 {\an2}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 268 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:49,520 {\an2}I...I should acknowledge, "Come on, Patatas. Be bravas." 269 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:55,160 {\an2}You see, you're coming over to my side now. I am not. 270 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,160 {\an2}Joanne. You were very pleased when you came up with the rope idea. 271 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,560 {\an2}I was, yeah. You were. And I asked if we could just isolate 272 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,720 {\an2}your facial expression when you came up with your rope idea. 273 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:08,040 {\an1}LAUGHING 274 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,000 {\an2}If you didn't know what the task was, that would be 275 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,920 {\an2}a very troubling still. 276 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,920 {\an1}LAUGHING 277 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,840 {\an2}We're...we're back into crab and robot territory there. 278 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,320 {\an2}How did Joanne do? 279 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,680 {\an2}The task was to rescue the cat 280 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:24,320 {\an2}and she did all that in 22 minutes 20 seconds. 281 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,480 {\an2}Oh, right. Good. APPLAUSE 282 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,480 {\an2}I'd save your applause. APPLAUSE STOPS 283 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,600 {\an2}Bear in mind that Steve did it in 2 minutes 19. 284 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,960 {\an1}LAUGHING AND APPLAUSE 285 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,720 {\an2}Right. Time for some adverts now. 286 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,320 {\an2}BORING!!! 287 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:50,120 {\an1}APPLAUSE 288 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,360 {\an2}You have returned just in the nick of time. 289 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,920 {\an1}There's a cat that needs rescuing, and he goes by the name of Patatas. 290 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,400 {\an2}Yes, Patatas keeps getting stuck in the dome, poor thing, 291 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,720 {\an2}and now it's time for Nick and Sophie 292 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,560 {\an2}to let the cat out of the bag. 293 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,600 {\an2}OK. Now, can I go and get some stuff? OK. 294 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,760 {\an2}Er, I'm just off to the shed. 295 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,960 {\an2}Do you know what? Sod it. I'm just gonna go in. 296 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,320 {\an2}That's sort of like a cat, isn't it? That fur. 297 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,840 {\an2}Ah! A cat. 298 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,200 {\an2}That's actually a cat. 299 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,600 {\an2}Oh, no, it's a wolf. 300 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,400 {\an2}I can, I can see the cat. Oh, yeah. 301 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:28,120 {\an2}Think the idea is to sort of make a little pole thing. 302 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,880 {\an2}Oh, I might just go with the panda, you know. 303 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,600 {\an2}Oh, there he is! I can see him. 304 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,880 {\an2}You've found Patatas. 305 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:38,080 {\an2}I could make like a really sticky end. 306 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,040 {\an2}Make a sticky end. 307 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,560 {\an2}Yeah. All right, let me go and have a look in the shed. 308 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,360 {\an2}I need a fishing rod. 309 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:49,040 {\an2}It's about fishing. It's about fishing, isn't it? 310 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,200 {\an2}OK, this looks good. This looks good. 311 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,720 {\an2}Right, couple of magnets. Oh, yeah? 312 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,080 {\an2}Couple of magnets and a sticky end, I think. 313 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:59,720 {\an2}Couple of magnets and a sticky end. 314 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,720 {\an2}Right down we go. 315 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:02,880 {\an2}In. 316 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:08,000 {\an2}I'm so close to the bastard. Come on! 317 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:12,280 {\an2}Right, here we go. 318 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,880 {\an2}HE GASPS Oh, my God. 319 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,880 {\an2}Oh, it's actually heavier than it...it looks. 320 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:26,320 {\an2}Now, if I was taller... Big if. Huge if. 321 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,160 {\an2}Patatas. 322 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,840 {\an2}Can... Are you allowed to go in? 323 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:45,080 {\an2}Right, I order you to go and pick him up and put him on my hook. 324 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:50,600 {\an2}Now, my head, my arm can go in, can't it? Oh, yeah. 325 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:53,920 {\an2}Between us, we might do this. Oh, you've got it. 326 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,640 {\an2}Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. 327 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,800 {\an2}I think I've done it. 328 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:01,240 {\an2}God, come on. Oh, hang on, it's very heavy, actually. 329 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:04,440 {\an2}They didn't say it would be heavy. Oh, my God, I can't believe it. 330 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:07,120 {\an2}Yes, Patatas. Right, here we go. 331 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,600 {\an2}So... 332 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:15,960 {\an2}Yes! 333 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,560 {\an1}AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS 334 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,480 {\an2}IN SLOW MOTION: Ye-e-e-s. 335 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,120 {\an2}There you go. 336 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,720 {\an2}So, you've rescued the cat in the traditional method 337 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,560 {\an2}of flinging it onto a roof. 338 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,960 {\an2}Yes, you, come on, you little bastard. 339 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,160 {\an2}Come on. He's nearly here. 340 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,600 {\an2}Come on. Woo! 341 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:37,120 {\an2}IN SLOW MOTION: Woo! Woo! 342 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,920 {\an2}We've stopped the clock. 343 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,600 {\an2}Good work. 344 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,200 {\an2}I'm glad you rescued Patatas. 345 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,120 {\an2}Yeah. Yeah, do you like him? 346 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:50,480 {\an2}He's all right. I feel a bit resentful but, yeah, thank you. 347 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,680 {\an2}I get the impression that neither of you were particularly concerned 348 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,760 {\an2}about Patatas' welfare during that. 349 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:03,400 {\an2}Every man for themself, I think, isn't it? Yeah. Every cat. 350 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,920 {\an2}Yeah. Did it say that we had to protect its welfare? 351 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,360 {\an2}No, I just think I expected a sort of internal kindness 352 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,280 {\an2}from you, Nick. 353 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:14,880 {\an2}Yes. Yeah. Yeah. 354 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,720 {\an2}What's Nick's system called? Couple of magnets and a sticky end. 355 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,440 {\an2}Ah. Yes. 356 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,440 {\an2}And then you flung it through the hole. The time was... 357 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,240 {\an2}60 minutes? ..14 minutes. Oh. 358 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,880 {\an2}14 minutes. Sophie took ten minutes... 359 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,320 {\an2}Ah! ..to spot, to spot Patatas. 360 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,040 {\an2}She took 26 minutes and six seconds. 361 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:40,280 {\an2}One person left. Famously, cats catch robins, 362 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,000 {\an2}but can robins catch cat? 363 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,240 {\an2}This has got to be something, hasn't it? 364 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,440 {\an2}What's that for? 365 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,880 {\an2}Why is there that on the end? 366 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,880 {\an2}Argh! Is that good? 367 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,960 {\an1}AUDIENCE GROANS 368 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,320 {\an2}Here we go. 369 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,680 {\an1}APPLAUSE 370 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,520 {\an2}Patatas? 371 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,800 {\an2}Patatas! 372 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:19,600 {\an2}I've stopped the clock, John. Bye-bye! Bye-bye. 373 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,920 {\an2}Can I just add that over the past few minutes 374 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,680 {\an2}of watching everybody else's, I've been having 375 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,440 {\an2}a very slow-level heart attack 376 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,240 {\an2}because I thought, "Did you remember to take it out of the top hole?" 377 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,560 {\an2}You'll be thrilled to hear you did pop it out of the right hole. 378 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,200 {\an2}I, I did. I've miss... Yeah, I'm panicking. 379 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,640 {\an2}But... But. ..unfortunately... What?! 380 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,640 {\an2}..I do have to disqualify you. 381 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,720 {\an2}No! What?! 382 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,760 {\an2}No, I'm only joking. Oh, my God! 383 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,760 {\an2}I'm actually sweating. 384 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,480 {\an2}There is, there is slight extra news, though. 385 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,560 {\an2}No! We did heavily edit that. 386 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,480 {\an2}You got very suspicious, first of all, that there was no cat at all. 387 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,560 {\an2}Then you thought the boxing glove might be a distraction. 388 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,080 {\an2}Then you opened the grabber. Then you went to the shed to look for a hook, 389 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,440 {\an2}and then you came back. Your total time was three minutes 24, 390 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:13,440 {\an2}which is actually one minute slower than Steve. Ah... 391 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:16,080 {\an2}So the actual timings - Sophie gets one point, obviously. 392 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,840 {\an2}Two to Joanne, three to Nick, 393 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:21,240 {\an2}four to John, but five, in the end, to Steve Pemberton. 394 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,400 {\an2}Scoreboard, please. 395 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,160 {\an2}Yes, well, we have three people - Joanne, Nick and John - 396 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,960 {\an2}all on seven points. Sophie's on two, 397 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,840 {\an2}and Steve's in the lead with ten points. Hooray! 398 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,920 {\an2}OK, please, may we have a team task, Alex? 399 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,280 {\an2}Ooh, yes. Good shout, Greg-apotamus. 400 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:45,240 {\an2}And, whoops, I think... I think... 401 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,640 {\an2}Whoopsie, I think we've blown the visual effects budget 402 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,760 {\an2}for the whole series. Watch this. 403 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,920 {\an2}Hello. 404 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,000 {\an2}Aha! 405 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,760 {\an2}Jesus, John. Wh... What? 406 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,280 {\an2}Bit ruthless there. I'm so sorry. 407 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,880 {\an2}Alex? 408 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,560 {\an2}Where's Alex? 409 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,200 {\an2}Do you think we have to find him? 410 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:22,520 {\an2}No. 411 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,200 {\an2}Oh, God. 412 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:28,000 {\an2}Woo! Oh, dear. Woo! 413 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,720 {\an2}A floating envelope and a floating head. 414 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,280 {\an2}Amazing! Oh, I caught it. 415 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,760 {\an2}Well done. 416 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,880 {\an2}Oh. 417 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,560 {\an2}Oh. 418 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,240 {\an2}Thank you. Are you a green screen? 419 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,720 {\an2}Yeah, I'm a green screen. 420 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,560 {\an2}Right. 421 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:49,200 {\an2}Do the most epic thing using green material 422 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,480 {\an2}and this green screen onesie. 423 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:55,200 {\an2}You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now. 424 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,280 {\an2}Why is it only green material, though? 425 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,880 {\an2}It turns everything invisible. 426 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,200 {\an2}So... I don't understand. 427 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,160 {\an2}Alex, I think we're gonna spend about 25 minutes 428 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,840 {\an2}working out what green screen is. 429 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,720 {\an2}And then we're gonna come back with a plan. 430 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,960 {\an2}OK. Yeah. My head's gonna float away now. 431 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,480 {\an2}Is it really? 432 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,440 {\an2}But no, cos it's not green behind you. 433 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,680 {\an2}Doesn't have to be. Doesn't it? 434 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,200 {\an2}Thank you. 435 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,320 {\an2}Well done, Alex. See you later. 436 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:25,320 {\an1}APPLAUSE 437 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,240 {\an2}There's a certain little smug look you get on your face when you, 438 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,840 {\an2}when you've done a thing you like. 439 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,320 {\an2}You liked the floating head didn't you? 440 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,480 {\an2}Yeah. I don't understand it, either, but it is... 441 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:38,000 {\an2}Cos I couldn't see my body at all. It's so weird. 442 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,760 {\an2}OK, shall we start? Let's go. 443 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,200 {\an2}Let's start with the crazy guys, 444 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,760 {\an2}Nick and Steve, and their epic vision. 445 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,080 {\an2}Pancakes... 446 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,800 {\an2}ECHOING: Pancakes. 447 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,280 {\an2}ECHOING: Pancakes. 448 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,800 {\an2}ECHOING: Pancakes. 449 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,840 {\an2}ECHOING: Pancakes. 450 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,200 {\an2}Mm! 451 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,120 {\an2}Pancakes. 452 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,280 {\an2}Mm! 453 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,400 {\an2}Pancake? 454 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,120 {\an2}How is it? 455 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,440 {\an2}Epic. 456 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:13,760 {\an1}APPLAUSE 457 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,440 {\an2}Because it was supposed to be the most ambitious thing, 458 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,800 {\an2}I was thinking, you know, the scale of ambition 459 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:23,680 {\an2}perhaps could've been better, until the mouth came out. 460 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:27,040 {\an2}Just the fact that a, a wormhole appears, 461 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,760 {\an2}if I may call your mouth that. 462 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:33,440 {\an2}That's fine. Was there much of a narrative, Steve, in your mind? 463 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:37,200 {\an2}I was just trying to give, you know, man who's decided he wants pancakes 464 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,000 {\an2}and is conjuring them up somehow. 465 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,880 {\an2}I, I thought he seemed quite smug. 466 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,040 {\an2}Yeah...Yeah. The pancake guy. 467 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,720 {\an2}Well, that's just a bit of me coming through. 468 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,000 {\an2}Right, break time. 469 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,160 {\an2}Close your eyes, count to 180 470 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,640 {\an2}and those nasty little adverts will have disappeared. Ready? 471 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:53,680 {\an2}Go! 472 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:03,760 {\an1}APPLAUSE 473 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,720 {\an2}Hello, and a warm welcome back to part three of Taskmaster. 474 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:11,000 {\an2}We're in the middle of a task where they have to do some epic things. 475 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,520 {\an2}Yeah, man, while wearing green or blue onesies 476 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,040 {\an2}and using green or blue material, 477 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,600 {\an2}they can let their imaginations go wild with the endless 478 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,240 {\an2}possibilities of visual effects. 479 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,360 {\an2}For example, the team of two made, er, pancakes. 480 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,840 {\an2}Now it's the other team's turn to blow us away 481 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:30,800 {\an2}with their epic visuals. It's John, Joanne and Sophie. 482 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,560 {\an2}It's very dull being a Tudor queen. 483 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,880 {\an2}I just wish something exciting would happen. 484 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:38,720 {\an2}Oh! 485 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,560 {\an2}Oh! Lick me. 486 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,320 {\an2}You what? Lick, lick me. I'm magic. 487 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,280 {\an2}You're magic? Oh, go on, then. 488 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,800 {\an2}Ooh! 489 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,320 {\an2}Ooh! 490 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,440 {\an2}Ooh! 491 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:54,800 {\an2}Oh, gosh! 492 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,440 {\an2}Woo! 493 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:57,920 {\an2}Oh, a floating clock. 494 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,440 {\an2}Oh, God, oh, God! Oh, bloody hell, it's, 495 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,320 {\an2}it's an armless mannequin. 496 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,480 {\an2}What time is it? Oh, God. 497 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,240 {\an2}I'm about to take flight, John. 498 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,120 {\an2}Quite soon, I think. 499 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,000 {\an2}Ooh! Ooh, God, I am. I'm off! 500 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,880 {\an2}Oh, blimey! 501 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,480 {\an2}Ooh! Oof! Sorry, oh, sorry. 502 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,440 {\an2}Sorry, sorry, John. Fucking hell. 503 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,320 {\an2}I didn't... Ooh! 504 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,640 {\an2}Ooh! I might be able to fly. 505 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,200 {\an2}Woo! 506 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,200 {\an2}I can. Oh, dear. 507 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,960 {\an2}Oh, I'm flying! 508 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,520 {\an2}Ugh. Oh, bloody Nora! 509 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,360 {\an2}Slow flight but good flight. 510 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:40,480 {\an1}APPLAUSE 511 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:44,120 {\an2}Ah, the classic cry of the Tudor queen - 512 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,640 {\an2}"Bloody Nora, I'm flying!" 513 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,840 {\an2}It's actually much better than I remember. 514 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,720 {\an2}Is it? Yeah. 515 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,800 {\an2}I... You wanna, you wanna have seen the state of us on the day. 516 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,160 {\an2}It was carnage. 517 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,840 {\an2}Can I just tell you what I saw as a viewer? 518 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:02,960 {\an2}Right. A Tudor queen. 519 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,840 {\an2}She licks a frog. Mm. 520 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,040 {\an2}Six unconnected objects float over her head. 521 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,640 {\an2}Yeah. And she announces that she's gonna fly off and she does. 522 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:15,440 {\an2}She tells John she's going to as well. Yes. 523 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,560 {\an2}Also, the unconnected items, I would argue they're not 524 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,240 {\an2}as unconnected as you've said. We've got... 525 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:22,440 {\an2}There's no need to take that withering tone with me, John. 526 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,600 {\an2}We've got two different peppers. 527 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,880 {\an2}A red pepper and a yellow pepper to symbolise heat 528 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,840 {\an2}and s...the sun. 529 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:37,880 {\an2}Then we've got the, er, armless torso to represent... 530 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,640 {\an2}Toxic masculinity. Exactly. 531 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:46,320 {\an1}APPLAUSE 532 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:49,440 {\an2}Erm, is there any part of you, Steve, that thinks 533 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,240 {\an2}that yours was more epic than the team of three? 534 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,600 {\an2}Erm, no. 535 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,320 {\an1}LAUGHTER 536 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:59,400 {\an2}Theirs was more ambitious, more epic. Ours was more...better. 537 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,320 {\an2}I'm gonna score them both very highly cos I, 538 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,720 {\an2}I enjoyed them both very much. 539 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,920 {\an2}I'm gonna give the team of three one more point. 540 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,560 {\an2}I'll give them five points, and I'll give the beautifully done 541 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,960 {\an2}but sedate pancake journey four points. 542 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,040 {\an2}There we go. Congratulations, everyone. 543 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,480 {\an2}One more task, please, little Alex Horne. 544 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:29,440 {\an2}OK, and now it's time to get hot and sticky in the lab. 545 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,680 {\an2}Ooh! 546 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,160 {\an2}Ah, you again. Hi, John. 547 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:48,880 {\an2}Ah, OK. Yeah, I see what's going on here. 548 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,600 {\an2}Where's the...? There's no task. 549 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,680 {\an2}What is it? Where is it? 550 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,800 {\an2}One thing I don't have, er... 551 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,560 {\an2}WHISPERS: Jesus, you guys. 552 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,680 {\an2}Magnets. 553 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,920 {\an2}"Stick the heaviest thing to the board using three of 554 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,360 {\an2}"the ingredients on the shelves." 555 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,640 {\an2}"Once you've chosen your ingredients, 556 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,040 {\an2}"you may not change your mind." 557 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,560 {\an2}"Heaviest thing that sticks to the board 558 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,800 {\an2}"for at least one minute wins." 559 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,880 {\an2}Have you actually tested any of this, though? 560 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,040 {\an2}Am I a lab rat again? 561 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,760 {\an2}"You have 12 minutes and you must choose your thing 562 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,160 {\an2}"in the first two minutes." 563 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,160 {\an2}So, you're looking for the heaviest thing to stick to the board, 564 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,040 {\an2}and it's got to stay there for a minute. 565 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:45,040 {\an2}And I've got to create some kind of unguent. 566 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,320 {\an2}Is that a word? Sounds good. 567 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,440 {\an2}Your time starts now. 568 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,520 {\an2}I've two minutes to decide what thing. 569 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:55,040 {\an2}Out of anything in the whole world. Wait, anything in the whole world? 570 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,720 {\an2}That you can get within two minutes. 571 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,800 {\an2}OK. 572 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,360 {\an2}This is science, basically. This is science. 573 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,000 {\an2}This is Elon Musk shit. It really is. 574 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:11,320 {\an1}APPLAUSE 575 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,080 {\an2}What did you say you want, Steve, an unguent? 576 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,800 {\an2}Yes, I, I lost confidence in the word halfway through. 577 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:22,760 {\an2}Well, I asked Alex to look it up and it means a lubricant for sores. 578 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,240 {\an2}Lubricant for sores?! Yeah. 579 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,760 {\an2}What did I mean? 580 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,400 {\an2}I dunno. Maybe you were chafing that day. 581 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,320 {\an2}Who are we going to see now, Alex? 582 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:37,080 {\an2}First up, here is Sticky Steve, Stick Mohammed and Joanne McTacky. 583 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,440 {\an2}Here we go. 584 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,520 {\an2}OK, I went for... 585 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,640 {\an2}..a big thing of water. 586 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,160 {\an2}I don't know which is heavier. 587 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,960 {\an2}There is a set of scales there, if that would help. 588 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,680 {\an2}Oh, sh...! 589 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,680 {\an2}Are we going with David? Yeah. OK. 590 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,800 {\an2}76g. 591 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,400 {\an2}16g. 592 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,960 {\an2}83. I'll go with the fish. 593 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,360 {\an2}I've never adhesed anything before. Never at all? 594 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,800 {\an2}No, it's my first time adhesing. OK. 595 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,880 {\an8}I'm gonna go with Sellotape, with Velcro. 596 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,280 {\an8}Marmite. The classic. 597 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,640 {\an2}What's this? Can I use this? What is it? 598 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,520 {\an2}Silicone. 599 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,600 {\an2}Ah. Gonna use those. 600 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,400 {\an2}Velcro. 601 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:25,640 {\an8}That. Styling gel. And silicone. 602 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:29,880 {\an8}Sellotape should do it. Bowl of toffees. Blu Tack. 603 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,920 {\an8}OK, so it's toffee, Blu Tack, and Sellotape. 604 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,720 {\an2}Sellotape, yeah. 605 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,880 {\an2}Ah! 606 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,840 {\an2}OK. 607 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,960 {\an2}Here we go. OK. You've got five minutes 50. 608 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,880 {\an2}Oh! 609 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:46,520 {\an2}That's satisfying, isn't it? There you go. Lovely. 610 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,120 {\an8}OK, so, I mean, I... 611 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,720 {\an7}HE LAUGHS WHEEZILY 612 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:57,280 {\an2}There's only one bit of Sellotape. That is... Ah. 613 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,960 {\an2}Now, I don't know if this allowed. 614 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:06,800 {\an2}But... 615 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:12,080 {\an8}..sort of put my sock.... 616 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,080 {\an2}It's a big sock, isn't it? 617 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,440 {\an2}Oh, God, it's not gonna work. 618 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,240 {\an2}It's not gonna do it on its own. 619 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,640 {\an1}HE LAUGHS 620 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,480 {\an2}You buggers! 621 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,280 {\an2}Oh, come on. OK, actually, that's fine. 622 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,640 {\an2}I'm gonna stick that there just...a sec. 623 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,680 {\an2}Pretty good. 624 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,000 {\an2}Oh, he's an awkward bugger. 625 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,200 {\an2}It's absolutely no good. 626 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,160 {\an2}It's no good. 627 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,640 {\an2}Then I could use some of this. 628 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,080 {\an2}Are you gonna use any Marmite? I don't think it's necessary. 629 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,120 {\an2}Start the clock. OK, the clock is started. 630 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:04,920 {\an2}SIGHS: OK. 631 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,960 {\an2}He looks quite calm. 632 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,720 {\an2}Erm... MELANCHOLY PIANO MUSIC PLAYS 633 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,240 {\an2}This is, this is great television. 634 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,880 {\an2}15 seconds gone. 635 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,760 {\an2}Ooh, God. Does the sock even stick? 636 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,280 {\an2}There you go. We'll leave that for a minute. Yeah. 637 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,120 {\an2}45 seconds gone. 638 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,000 {\an2}I'm pleased. 639 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,760 {\an2}Ten. 640 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,400 {\an2}Never spent this long looking at a naked man before. 641 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,480 {\an2}I thought I'd nailed it, if I'm honest. 642 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,400 {\an2}Joanne, it's now been there for a minute. You have succeeded. 643 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,240 {\an1}WHISTLE BLOWS 644 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,040 {\an2}And that's a minute. OK. 645 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,200 {\an2}So... 646 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,480 {\an2}I'll see if I can find you a new sock. Thank you. 647 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,880 {\an2}..one. WHISTLE BLOWS 648 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,000 {\an2}You've succeeded. 649 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,280 {\an2}Oh! 650 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,760 {\an2}Oh! 651 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,160 {\an2}Oh! 652 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,960 {\an1}APPLAUSE 653 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,800 {\an2}So, your summary of your technique would be pick something 654 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,280 {\an2}relatively light... Yeah. 655 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,440 {\an2}..and just smush it against the board with whatever. 656 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,000 {\an2}Yeah. LAUGHTER 657 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,320 {\an2}Don't fuck with the system. Just get it done, get out. 658 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,200 {\an1}LAUGHTER 659 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,840 {\an2}I could smell the lunch. LAUGHTER 660 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,320 {\an2}You relied on Blu Tack. 661 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,160 {\an2}Blu Tack and a chewy toffee. 662 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,960 {\an2}And you think that gave extra stability to the statue of David? 663 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,600 {\an2}I thi... Yeah, I think so. 664 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,520 {\an2}I think that that bit of toffee, right in his crack... 665 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,240 {\an1}LAUGHTER 666 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,040 {\an2}..was the unguent that he needed. 667 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,400 {\an2}That's it. 668 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,480 {\an2}From time to time, on this show, we start out watching 669 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,080 {\an2}a...an adult doing a task, 670 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,600 {\an2}and what we end up witnessing is a full break down. 671 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,120 {\an1}LAUGHTER 672 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,080 {\an2}You abandoned your idea with the water bottle. 673 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,840 {\an2}You used Velcro to attach a sock, which was not the intended object, 674 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,120 {\an2}and more pertinently, not a heavy object. Hmm. 675 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,040 {\an2}And it didn't stick anyway. No. 676 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,040 {\an2}Then you smeared hair gel and silicone at the sides of it. 677 00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,240 {\an2}Hmm. 678 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,880 {\an1}And then, that fell off. Now... LAUGHTER 679 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,640 {\an2}What...what part of that makes you think I'm mad? 680 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,760 {\an1}LAUGHTER 681 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,880 {\an2}I genuinely found myself feeling sorry for you, like... 682 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,640 {\an2}In a way that would get me some points or...? No! 683 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,200 {\an1}LAUGHTER 684 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:16,320 {\an2}Did he get it to stick for a while? Not the bottle, no. 685 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,840 {\an2}The bottle was... Well, he chose the bottle - it didn't stick. 686 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,120 {\an2}I don't think he did the task. 687 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,360 {\an2}He didn't. Well I imagine that Joanne's fish 688 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,720 {\an2}is as light as a feather. 689 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,680 {\an2}No, it's...it's as a light as four mice. 690 00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:29,160 {\an2}I told you, I lack ambition. 86 grams, four mice. 691 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,880 {\an2}Steve's, 33 and a half mice. 692 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,760 {\an2}713 grams. 693 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,160 {\an2}Nice. One part left to go, 694 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:39,040 {\an2}and in it, someone will go home with a biggish calculator. 695 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,960 {\an2}Come on! We'll see you in a minute. 696 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,040 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 697 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,800 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 698 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:56,480 {\an2}Hello, and welcome back. And to our Welsh viewers, 699 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,200 {\an2}also hello. 700 00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,640 {\an1}LAUGHTER 701 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,640 {\an2}There's a task in the lab which still needs completion. 702 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,520 {\an2}Sticky, Alex? Oh, yes, Greg, 703 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,760 {\an2}but that's what happens when Daddy forgets to talc me. 704 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,760 {\an2}Tut-tut-tut. LAUGHTER 705 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,320 {\an2}Coincidentally, the task in play is also a sticky one. 706 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:15,160 {\an2}Finally, Sophie and John take to the board. 707 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,160 {\an2}Have you chosen your item? I've chosen my item, 708 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,800 {\an2}and I'm now questioning it a lot. 709 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,240 {\an2}It's a star. It's coming off the wall. 710 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,480 {\an2}Great. 711 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,720 {\an2}OK, OK. I'll select the thing. I'm gonna go chopping board. 712 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,320 {\an2}That's a big star. 713 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:31,720 {\an2}Yeah, but I think the trick is something here, you see? 714 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,240 {\an2}Could actually... STAR BANGS 715 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,640 {\an2}Not gone well. 716 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,440 {\an2}Please don't hurt yourself. Not gone well. 717 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,320 {\an2}Actually, it's quite hef... It's a bit...probably too heavy. 718 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,440 {\an2}Should've picked it up first. 719 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,880 {\an2}So, we're starting with Sellotape and Velcro? 720 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,120 {\an2}Yeah. OK. 721 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,800 {\an2}I think I went too big, didn't I? Well, it's massive. 722 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,440 {\an2}Yeah. I got greedy. 723 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,240 {\an2}Right, this is very silly, but I'm gonna just try this 724 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,080 {\an2}cos I wonder, if you put enough of these on, 725 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,600 {\an2}whether it actually holds. 726 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,840 {\an2}I didn't think I was a competitive person, 727 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:07,000 {\an2}but something's happened to me over the time I've been doing this, 728 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:10,000 {\an2}and I've fundamentally changed as a person, I think. 729 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,920 {\an1}LAUGHTER 730 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,760 {\an2}Right. 731 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,720 {\an2}Surprising, in't it. 732 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,480 {\an2}Right, let's give this a go. 733 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,360 {\an2}It's an initial... 734 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,040 {\an2}..an initial go. 735 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,280 {\an2}Start the cock, please. Cock...clock! 736 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,440 {\an2}Start the clock, please. LAUGHTER 737 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,080 {\an2}Clock's going. 738 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,280 {\an2}I've actually smashed the shit out of this. 739 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,600 {\an2}LAUGHTER Let's be honest. 740 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,360 {\an2}We were all surprised. 741 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,880 {\an2}Wasn't expecting that. 742 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,000 {\an1}That is absolutely bloody fabulous. LAUGHTER 743 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,800 {\an2}OK. While that's happening, 744 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,000 {\an2}I'm gonna pick two more. 745 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,840 {\an2}Ah, but I haven't got any liquid. 746 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,880 {\an2}AUDIENCE GROANS Son of a bitch. 747 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,160 {\an1}LAUGHTER 748 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,840 {\an2}I'll just put some nice sweets around 749 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,640 {\an2}for whoever might fancy one. 750 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,440 {\an2}That's lovely, in't it. 751 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,120 {\an2}It is wonderful. 752 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,120 {\an2}We're just gonna get the flour and honey. 753 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,000 {\an8}Right, we're going... HE LAUGHS 754 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,400 {\an8}..we're going with the flour, honey and Blu Tack. 755 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,720 {\an8}Oh, but this might not be a bad idea actually. 756 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,760 {\an2}This looks just like glue. 757 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,520 {\an2}There is engineers watching this, going, 758 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,320 {\an2}"He's absolutely nailed this." 759 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,920 {\an1}LAUGHTER 760 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,960 {\an2}For...for centuries, 761 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,120 {\an2}humankind has been mixing... 762 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,960 {\an2}No, that's absolute crap. ALEX LAUGHS 763 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,720 {\an2}How bad is that? 764 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,120 {\an2}It has...it has been up there for a minute now. 765 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,520 {\an2}That's fantastic, in't it? See you later. 766 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,280 {\an2}Bye-bye. 767 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:39,720 {\an2}Right, it's a case of dotting the paste. 768 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:43,440 {\an2}I think what I'm doing here is making the chopping board heavier. 769 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:48,960 {\an2}Five, four, three, two, one. 770 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,480 {\an2}Please let go. Start the timer, please. 771 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,920 {\an2}How long have we got left? 20 seconds. 772 00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:00,360 {\an2}Shit the bed. Shit the bed. Shit the bed. Shit the bed! 773 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,040 {\an1}LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 774 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,320 {\an2}Well, you summed it up yourself, really, didn't you? 775 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,120 {\an2}Yeah. "I've absolutely smashed the shit out of this." 776 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,440 {\an2}I think my intelligence may lie in manual labour. 777 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,720 {\an1}LAUGHTER 778 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,320 {\an2}Structural integrity, I fucking knew. 779 00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,040 {\an2}You...you're talking with the passion 780 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,920 {\an2}of a turn-of-the-century mill worker. 781 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,680 {\an1}LAUGHTER 782 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:31,600 {\an2}It was a very heavy star. It was 3.3kg. 783 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,360 {\an1}WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE 784 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,640 {\an2}John, I had such hope for you. 785 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:41,520 {\an2}At one point, I thought, "This man is gonna be the face of Blu Tack 786 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,520 {\an2}"if he pulls it off." LAUGHTER 787 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:47,000 {\an2}I think I forgot you could pick anything in the world 788 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,600 {\an2}to stick to the white board. Yeah. 789 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,320 {\an2}And I suddenly fixated on the stuff that was in front of me. 790 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,440 {\an2}And just, solely, the chopping board. 791 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:56,920 {\an2}And you used honey and flour to try and... Was it honey? 792 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,040 {\an2}Well, after the Blu Tack failed, he said, 793 00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,960 {\an2}"We're now entering the world of paste." 794 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000 {\an1}LAUGHTER 795 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,840 {\an2}Let's give some points out. 796 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,880 {\an2}Nick and John both chose heavy things 797 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,440 {\an2}but didn't manage to stick them on. 798 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,120 {\an2}So, it's zero points to John and Nick. 799 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,560 {\an2}Joanne, you get a full three points for your 85 gram fish. 800 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,080 {\an2}Keep it simple. Steve, four points. 801 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,600 {\an2}But Sophie's was four times heavier than his. Wow. Wow. 802 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,800 {\an2}And she gets the full five points! Well done, Sophie. 803 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,200 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 804 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:24,960 {\an2}Let's see a scoreboard, shall we? 805 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,440 {\an2}OK. Well, Nick, at the bottom, I'm afraid, with 11 points. 806 00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,280 {\an2}And, Steve, at the top with 18 points, at the moment. 807 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,240 {\an1}WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE 808 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,960 {\an2}Very good. Right, can you please all head to the stage 809 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 {\an2}for the final task of the show? 810 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,440 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 811 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,360 {\an2}Hey, there, baby cakes. 812 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,120 {\an2}That's me. Who's reading the task out? 813 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,760 {\an2}Sophie Willan. 814 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:54,320 {\an2}"Guess the movie that your team-mate is saying. 815 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,040 {\an2}"Your team-mate can only say 816 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:59,720 {\an2}"the first three letters of each word of the movie title. 817 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,320 {\an2}"Most movies in each round wins. 818 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,880 {\an2}One member of the team will go inside the movie booth. 819 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,600 {\an2}And they'll pop their head through the little hole. 820 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,160 {\an2}I will show you some cards with movie titles in. 821 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,320 {\an2}And they will also have the first three letters of each word. 822 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,680 {\an2}So if it said "Jurassic Park", it will also say, "JUR PAR". 823 00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:18,480 {\an2}And all you're allowed to say is, "JUR PAR". 824 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,640 {\an2}"JUR PAR". "JUR PAR". There's gonna be three rounds. 825 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:24,520 {\an2}The team of two are gonna go first. Nick, please enter the booth. 826 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,000 {\an2}There we go. Oh, lovely. 827 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:28,640 {\an2}Lovely stuff. OK, good luck, everyone. 828 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,680 {\an2}Your time starts when I reveal the first card. OK, OK. 829 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:33,360 {\an2}Good luck. And off we go. 830 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,200 {\an2}"THE NUT PRO." "THE NUT..." The Nutty Professor. 831 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:37,680 {\an2}TING Yeah. 832 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:39,640 {\an2}"PUL FIC." Pulp Fiction. 833 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,320 {\an2}TING Ooh. 834 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:42,720 {\an2}"BAM." Bambi. 835 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,120 {\an2}TING "FIG CLU." 836 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,360 {\an2}LAUGHTER Pardon?"FIG CLU." 837 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,200 {\an2}"FIG CLU." 838 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,920 {\an2}Fig? "CLU." 839 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,680 {\an2}"FIH CLU." "FI CL-Uh", "FI CL-Uh". Fi-cloo. Fi-cloo to you. 840 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:56,200 {\an2}I thought... Fight Club! 841 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:57,920 {\an2}TING Yes. 842 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,120 {\an2}"THE..." "THE SOM ABO MAR." 843 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,400 {\an2}There's Something About... There's Something About Mary. 844 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,680 {\an2}TING Yes. 845 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:07,120 {\an2}"SAV PRI RYA." 846 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,160 {\an1}LAUGHTER 847 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,760 {\an2}Say...? 848 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,840 {\an2}"SAV PRI RYA." Saving Private Ryan! 849 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,280 {\an2}TING Yes. 850 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,040 {\an1}KLAXON 851 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:19,040 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 852 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,480 {\an2}They've scored a total of six movies. 853 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,320 {\an2}Not bad, not bad. 854 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,200 {\an1}WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE 855 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,960 {\an2}Ready? OK. Right. 856 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,040 {\an2}Good luck, Sophie. Thank you. Your time starts now. 857 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,600 {\an2}"DUR." 858 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,600 {\an2}Goldfinger. "DUR." 859 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,400 {\an2}Pass. 860 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,920 {\an2}Oh. "THE GOO." 861 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,520 {\an1}LAUGHTER 862 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:43,880 {\an2}"THE GOO." 863 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:45,600 {\an2}"THE GOO." 864 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:46,920 {\an2}Goonies. Yes! 865 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,360 {\an2}TING The Goonies. 866 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:49,640 {\an2}"TIT." 867 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:50,800 {\an2}Titanic. 868 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,960 {\an2}TING "WON..." "WON WOM." 869 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,200 {\an2}Wonder Woman. Wonder. 870 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:57,040 {\an2}TING "WHA WOM WAN." 871 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,160 {\an2}What Women Want. TING 872 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,200 {\an2}"MOU ROU." Moulin Rouge. 873 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:02,920 {\an2}TING "HEA."Heat. 874 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,360 {\an2}TING "THE SHA RED." 875 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,160 {\an2}Shawshank Redemption. Yes! 876 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,240 {\an2}TING "SEV."Seven. 877 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,800 {\an2}TING "THE BOU IDE." 878 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,600 {\an2}The Bourne Identity.Yeah! TING 879 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,400 {\an2}KLAXON Ooh.Oh. 880 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,560 {\an2}Well done. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 881 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:21,640 {\an2}Only one pass there. "GOO." It was Goodfellas. 882 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,240 {\an2}Ah. Goodfellas. 883 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,760 {\an2}That team scored a total of eight movies. Wow. 884 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,640 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 885 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,320 {\an2}1-0. 886 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,680 {\an2}Time for Steve Pemberton to enter the booth. 887 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,600 {\an2}I will enter the booth. 888 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,800 {\an1}LAUGHTER 889 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,120 {\an2}Steve, your time starts now. 890 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,320 {\an2}"THE MAT." 891 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,120 {\an2}Matrix, The Matrix. TING 892 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:44,920 {\an2}"THE MUM."The Mummy. TING 893 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,080 {\an2}"BRA." 894 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,440 {\an2}Braveheart. TING 895 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:48,560 {\an2}"DON BRA." 896 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,400 {\an2}Donnie Da... "DON BRA." Dom Brasco? 897 00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,720 {\an2}"DON.! Donnie Brasco? 898 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:54,000 {\an2}Yeah. Correct. TING 899 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,480 {\an2}"MIL DOL BAB." 900 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,440 {\an2}Million Dollar Baby. TING 901 00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:58,680 {\an2}"MIS IMP." 902 00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:01,080 {\an2}Mr Impr... "MIS IMP." Mr Incredible? Um, uh... 903 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,640 {\an2}"MIS IMP." "MIS IMP." LAUGHTER 904 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,240 {\an2}"MIS..." Mission Impossible. 905 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,080 {\an1}TING, KLAXON 906 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,160 {\an2}APPLAUSE They scored six movies. 907 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,840 {\an2}There we are. APPLAUSE 908 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,080 {\an2}John, please go into the booth. 909 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,120 {\an2}Hello, Alex. Hello, John. 910 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,720 {\an1}LAUGHTER 911 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,320 {\an2}"THO." 912 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:21,720 {\an2}Foursome. "THO." 913 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:22,840 {\an2}Thor. 914 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,360 {\an2}TING "BAD SAN." 915 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,480 {\an2}Bad Santa. 916 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,560 {\an2}TING "SNA." 917 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,120 {\an2}Snatch. TING 918 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:31,400 {\an2}"BAT BEG." 919 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,120 {\an2}"BAT BIG." 920 00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:35,600 {\an2}Batman, Big Man. LAUGHTER 921 00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,280 {\an2}"BAT BEG." 922 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,680 {\an2}Batman... 923 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:40,640 {\an2}"BEG."Batman Begins.Begins! TING 924 00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,720 {\an2}"THE BOU SUP." 925 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,600 {\an2}The Bourne Supremacy. TING 926 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:45,800 {\an2}"JUM." 927 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,400 {\an2}Jumungo. 928 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,840 {\an2}"JUM."Jumanji. TING 929 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,240 {\an2}"MEE THE PAR." 930 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,120 {\an2}Meet The Parents. Meet The... 931 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,240 {\an2}"THE USH SUS." The Usual Suspects. The Usual Suspects. 932 00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,600 {\an2}"M..." 933 00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,080 {\an2}"MRS DOU." 934 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:00,640 {\an2}Doubtfire. Doubtfire. 935 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,680 {\an1}KLAXON They got eight. Congratulations. 936 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:06,200 {\an1}APPLAUSE 937 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:07,680 {\an2}Well done. 938 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:10,840 {\an2}Can I ask which cinema I can see Batman Big Man in? 939 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,360 {\an1}LAUGHTER 940 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,480 {\an2}And if that's sold out, can I see Jumungo somewhere? 941 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,280 {\an2}We are gonna make it harder in round three. Oh, no. 942 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,640 {\an2}You're now gonna say the last three letters of each movie. 943 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,040 {\an2}What? Wow. 944 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,200 {\an2}Yeah. Nick, please enter the booth for a second time. 945 00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:26,680 {\an2}This is terrifying. 946 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:28,280 {\an2}Your time starts now. 947 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:29,760 {\an2}"ROY." 948 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,520 {\an2}Rob Roy? 949 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,400 {\an2}"ROY." Roy? "ROY." "ROY." 950 00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,400 {\an2}Roy. "ROY." Roy. 951 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,360 {\an2}Pass. 952 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,040 {\an2}"RON MAN." "RON MAN." 953 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,720 {\an2}Something "ron", something "man". "RON MAN." 954 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,520 {\an2}Something...something... Iron Man! Yes! 955 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,200 {\an2}TING "EED." 956 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,440 {\an2}LAUGHTER "EED." 957 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:50,840 {\an2}Eed? "EED." Eed. 958 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,720 {\an2}S...Speed?Yes! TING 959 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,400 {\an2}"ULL TAL KET." 960 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,040 {\an2}ULL TAL KET." Old...Old Town Market. 961 00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,040 {\an2}Oh, no. LAUGHTER 962 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,360 {\an2}"ULL TAL KET." 963 00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,240 {\an2}Huh? "ULL TAL KET." 964 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,360 {\an2}Full Metal Jacket.Yes! TING 965 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:06,760 {\an1}KLAXON 966 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,320 {\an1}APPLAUSE 967 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:11,640 {\an2}They got three. They did not get "ROY." 968 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,480 {\an2}Troy. It is Troy. Ah! 969 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,280 {\an2}Out you come, Nick. Out you come. OK. 970 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,120 {\an2}Joanne... Yep. ..please enter the booth. So, it's three to beat. 971 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,960 {\an2}If they do that, it's a whitewash. OK, happy? 972 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,440 {\an2}Yeah. Just getting comfy. 973 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,800 {\an2}You don't look comfy, Joanne. LAUGHTER 974 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,240 {\an2}I'm glad you've got a body normally. 975 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,280 {\an2}It's a lot, the face on its own, isn't it? It is a bit. I know. 976 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,280 {\an2}LAUGHTER So, last three letters, 977 00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:32,520 {\an2}starting now. 978 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,080 {\an2}"ION..." "THE..." So... 979 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:35,920 {\an2}"ION ING." 980 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,480 {\an2}"THE ION ING." 981 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:38,920 {\an2}The Shining. No. 982 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,840 {\an2}"ION ING." 983 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,960 {\an2}"THE..."Pass. SHE GROWLS 984 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,440 {\an1}LAUGHTER 985 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:46,720 {\an2}"BEE. "BEE." 986 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:50,120 {\an2}"BEE." "BEE." It's more difficult than Speed. 987 00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,880 {\an2}LAUGHTER Try that one for a laugh. 988 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,880 {\an2}Um... Ah, for fuck's sake. LAUGHTER 989 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,360 {\an2}"ISS ISS ANG ANG." 990 00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,880 {\an1}Oh, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Yeah! TING 991 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:02,880 {\an2}They got one. That was... SOPHIE: That was a tough round. 992 00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,880 {\an2}Oh, yeah. "THE ION ING." You will kick yourself. 993 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,680 {\an2}Steve got it. The Lion King. Oh, my God. The Lion King. 994 00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:10,880 {\an2}And Barbie was "BIE". Oh. 995 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:12,880 {\an2}Oh, come on! LAUGHTER 996 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,600 {\an2}So, that means team of three got two, the team of two got one. 997 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,040 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 998 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,400 {\an2}Come down and join me. We'll add that to the final scores. 999 00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:26,800 {\an2}Very tight game in the end. 2-1. 1000 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,480 {\an2}Well, they clawed one back. 1001 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,560 {\an2}Five points to the team of three. Add them on. Yes. 1002 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,360 {\an2}Three points to the others? 1003 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,960 {\an2}Which means, Nick... Yes. 1004 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,280 {\an2}..you came last. Oh. 1005 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,000 {\an2}Tight at the top, though. Joanne, 1006 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,560 {\an2}a massive 20 points. 1007 00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,280 {\an2}But the winner, for a second week in a row is Steve, with 21 points! 1008 00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:45,240 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1009 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,160 {\an2}He's running away with it! 1010 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,400 {\an2}Steve Pemberton wins. 1011 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:54,400 {\an2}Please head upside down to the stage and upturn your prizes! 1012 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,840 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1013 00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,200 {\an2}Subtitles by Red Bee Media