1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,800 {\an2}This programme contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:04,840 {\an2}Well, well, well. 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,280 {\an2}Ooh! Oh, no, no! 4 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:08,840 {\an2}Yes! SHE SCREAMS 5 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:09,880 {\an1}SHE HISSES 6 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,320 {\an2}Erm... 7 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,240 {\an2}Quite windy today. Yeah. 8 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:17,960 {\an2}Whoo! Wrong way. 9 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,960 {\an2}That's how you do it, baby. OK. 10 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,520 {\an2}Oh, my God! 11 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,680 {\an1}THEY EXCLAIM 12 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:27,720 {\an1}APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 13 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:40,880 {\an2}Hello! I'm Greg Davies, welcome to Taskmaster. 14 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:44,200 {\an2}Tell Nan to stop shuffling around the kitchen - we're starting. 15 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:47,160 {\an2}That's it, in you come, Nan, sit down. Get her a cushion. 16 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,360 {\an2}Get Nan a cushion. Sit Nan up. 17 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:50,720 {\an2}Nan? 18 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,920 {\an2}Na-a-an! 19 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:54,520 {\an2}Oh, it's OK - she's asleep. 20 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:57,160 {\an2}So let's just get stuck in to some comedians. 21 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:00,000 {\an2}Please welcome Joanne McNally... APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 22 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,120 {\an2}..John Robins... APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 23 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,680 {\an2}..Nick Mohammed... APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 24 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,120 {\an2}..Sophie Willan... APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 25 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:09,680 {\an2}..and Steve Pemberton! APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 26 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:14,960 {\an2}And next to me, a man who recently confided in me when drunk 27 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,720 {\an2}that he thinks the Pride movement 28 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,520 {\an2}has got "a bit out of hand". 29 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,360 {\an2}IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: It's Little Alex Horne! 30 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,720 {\an2}Now, I, I... Yeah, I don't remember that. 31 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:30,720 {\an2}So I've got you, uh, I've got you a coffee. Just got you a coffee. 32 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,000 {\an2}Ah, what...? Then we'll crack on with the show. OK. 33 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,680 {\an2}I know how you like your coffee. 34 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,720 {\an2}I like my coffee black... I know you do. 35 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:37,840 {\an2}..with milk on the side. 36 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,960 {\an2}It's here, it's a black coffee with milk on the side. 37 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,640 {\an2}It's got milk on the side! 38 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,160 {\an2}It's got milk...! 39 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,000 {\an2}ALEX CLEARS THROAT Ready. 40 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,040 {\an2}It's prize task time. What's the category, please, Alex? 41 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,480 {\an2}Yes, well, unfortunately it's 42 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,480 {\an2}"the thing of yours Greg would most like 43 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,840 {\an2}"to squeeze in his mighty hands." 44 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:03,080 {\an2}Yes, that's where we're at, and I'm fine with it. 45 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,760 {\an2}Greg will give five points to the thing he'd like 46 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,200 {\an2}to squeeze most in his mighty hands, 47 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,520 {\an2}and all five squeezable things will go home with 48 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,040 {\an2}the winner at the end of the show. 49 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,640 {\an2}It's easy squeezy. THEY LAUGH 50 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:16,280 {\an2}Nick. Yes. What have you brought in that I might like 51 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,920 {\an2}to squeeze in my mighty hand? 52 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:21,000 {\an2}This is a ticket, this is Nick's thigh token, 53 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:24,800 {\an2}and this is basically one thigh squeeze per month and, 54 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,440 {\an2}I'm going to let you... Genuinely going to let you squeeze it, 55 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,400 {\an2}and the reason why is because there is 56 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,040 {\an2}an element of surprise. 57 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,920 {\an2}There is. Go for it. 58 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:37,200 {\an2}Oh, fuck. 59 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,360 {\an2}There you go. That's it. That's that. 60 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,280 {\an2}What a mighty tree trunk you're hiding. Yeah. 61 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,520 {\an2}It's really hard, isn't it? 62 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,000 {\an2}What's THAT all about? 63 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,040 {\an2}I just walk everywhere fast. 64 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:53,120 {\an2}I was not expecting that. I mean, that feels... 65 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:55,400 {\an2}I feel alive. 66 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,240 {\an2}I feel alive. Can you describe - was there any give to them at all? 67 00:02:58,280 --> 00:02:59,560 {\an2}Let's have a go on yours. 68 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:00,880 {\an2}Ew. 69 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:02,840 {\an2}I'm just wondering how's this going to work. 70 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,400 {\an2}Will you go to them or do they have to come to you? 71 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:05,440 {\an2}That's a good question, actually. 72 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:07,000 {\an2}We'll just sort of meet somewhere central. 73 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,600 {\an2}Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 74 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,160 {\an2}OK, good start. Unusual. 75 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,800 {\an2}Hi, Steve. Hi. 76 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,720 {\an2}Uh, I have brought you a device, Greg, that will allow you 77 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:20,160 {\an2}to squeeze a filling of your choice 78 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,160 {\an2}into an unpeeled banana. 79 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:26,480 {\an2}He's not lying. 80 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,440 {\an2}It's similar in...in the way 81 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,840 {\an2}that they inseminate pigs. Um... 82 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:38,440 {\an2}You've... God, this is turning out to be a sexy episode, isn't it? 83 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,640 {\an2}We actually have a video of it in action, 84 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:41,960 {\an2}if you'd like to see the video. 85 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,920 {\an2}Oh, on a banana, yeah? On a banana. 86 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,760 {\an2}We've used chocolate sauce. 87 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,320 {\an2}You could... 88 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,800 {\an2}I actually have a banana down here 89 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,360 {\an2}that I would like to show you and demonstrate. 90 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,960 {\an2}Oh, for God's sake, Steve. 91 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,480 {\an2}This is an unpeeled banana, yeah? Yeah. 92 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:04,520 {\an2}And, uh, so you've sent your kids to school. 93 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:08,360 {\an2}And they've said, "Ooh, what's the surprise today in my banana?" 94 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,960 {\an2}And they break it open 95 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,160 {\an2}and inside you get lovely chocolate. 96 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,000 {\an2}That's good! Ooh! 97 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,360 {\an2}Sorry St...Steve, have you got shares in this company? 98 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,720 {\an2}No. 99 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,040 {\an2}I'll read you out just one of the many positive reviews. 100 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:23,640 {\an2}"Inexpensive enough to enjoy the memories made." 101 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:29,840 {\an2}Thanks, Steve. Joanne. 102 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,120 {\an2}I'm just going to show the picture. 103 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,760 {\an2}It's something I think you'd like to squeeze. 104 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:37,680 {\an2}It's my nose. So, I have 105 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,120 {\an2}no cartilage in my nose. What do you mean? 106 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:43,080 {\an2}Well, so it goes all the way flat down. Wow... 107 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,240 {\an2}So I used to flatten it out, that was my party trick. 108 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:47,800 {\an2}I'd flatten it down and then I'd, like, buff it back up after 109 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,760 {\an2}to remould it. Do you wanna try? Can I? Yeah. 110 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:52,720 {\an2}You're gonna squeeze it in your mighty hand. 111 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,400 {\an2}No, you have to... It's more like a push-down. 112 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,000 {\an2}Just give me your finger. I'll guide you. 113 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,360 {\an2}I do sort of... 114 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,160 {\an2}Keep the hair out of the face. 115 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,960 {\an2}Do...do you want me to hold your hair back? 116 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,680 {\an2}Yeah, that'd be great, thanks. 117 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,400 {\an2}I told you, he's a gentleman! Here we go. 118 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:10,080 {\an1}AUDIENCE GROANS 119 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,240 {\an2}I don't like it, I don't like it! 120 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:14,920 {\an2}I don't like it. 121 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:16,600 {\an2}I answered the brief. 122 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,480 {\an2}No, the brief asked for something 123 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:21,000 {\an2}I'd LIKE to squeeze in my mighty hands. 124 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,840 {\an2}I feel like I've been forced. 125 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,760 {\an2}It's kind of cool, isn't it? I wonder why you haven't got that? 126 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,680 {\an2}And I'm adopted so when I was younger... 127 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,720 {\an2}You went round pressing people's noses. 128 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,440 {\an2}I was like, "Are YOU my mum? Are YOU my mum? 129 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,840 {\an2}"Are YOU my mum? Are YOU my mum?" 130 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:36,440 {\an2}John. 131 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:39,880 {\an2}Well, Greg, I have brought for you to squeeze in your mighty hands 132 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,320 {\an2}my farthing collection. 133 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,480 {\an2}SOPHIE: Wow! 134 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:50,040 {\an2}When I was at school, I didn't have a huge amount of friends. 135 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,080 {\an2}Girls weren't particularly interested, 136 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:55,600 {\an2}so I thought I'll set myself apart through collecting coins. 137 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,720 {\an2}I presume they're discoloured 138 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,760 {\an2}with your tears of loneliness. 139 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,240 {\an2}Hmm... Do you want to squeeze them in your mighty hands? 140 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,600 {\an2}Of course not, I want to... 141 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:07,440 {\an2}I want to hold John and tell him it's going to be all right. 142 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:13,040 {\an2}All right, who's left? Uh, Sophie. 143 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:16,800 {\an2}Yes, I'd gone down the body parts theme as well. 144 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:19,480 {\an2}I tried to get my left breast for you 145 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:21,400 {\an2}to squeeze, cos it's my better one. 146 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,480 {\an2}Is it detachable? Well, I was going to have it moulded. 147 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,960 {\an2}I mean, it'll send me over the edge, Sophie. 148 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:31,320 {\an2}I've already squeezed a thigh and someone's brain. 149 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,880 {\an2}Yeah, and nipples are not allowed on Channel 4. 150 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,200 {\an2}And I thought, "What would be lovely to squeeze, 151 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,920 {\an2}"and what have I got in the dressing room?" Right. 152 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,600 {\an2}I thought, "If I've not got a tit, what have I got?" 153 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,000 {\an2}You know what I mean? 154 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,720 {\an2}So this is what's left. 155 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:51,000 {\an2}A bottle of paint. 156 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,840 {\an2}You don't mind if I just write down "one point" while you're...? 157 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,320 {\an2}Is there any part of you wants to squeeze that paint 158 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:01,760 {\an2}in your mighty hands? Yeah. Yeah! 159 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,800 {\an2}There is part of me that wants to give it a squeeze, yeah. 160 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,760 {\an2}And it's not necessarily one point, by the way, 161 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,720 {\an2}because we have - let's not forget - John's farthing collection. 162 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,200 {\an2}Give them both one point. 163 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,200 {\an2}Or both two points. Yeah, yeah. 164 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,120 {\an2}Yeah, I'll give them both two points. Oh. 165 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,960 {\an2}I'd quite like to squeeze both, in a way. 166 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,120 {\an2}I feel sorry for John. Yeah, they're charity points. 167 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,400 {\an2}Two to John, two to Sophie. 168 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:26,040 {\an2}I don't think I particularly want to pump bananas full of stuff, Steve. 169 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:28,040 {\an2}I'll give you three points. OK. 170 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,960 {\an2}I think it's Nick Mohammed's thigh I want to squeeze the most. 171 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,120 {\an2}Oh! 172 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,760 {\an2}Yeah, I'm gonna say it's four points and five points. 173 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,200 {\an2}Fair enough. Five to Nick Mohammed. Well done, Nick! 174 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:38,640 {\an2}Well done, Jo. 175 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:39,960 {\an2}OK. 176 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,320 {\an2}Let's get tasking, Alex. 177 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:47,000 {\an2}Oh, flip off, Greg...in a good way. 178 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:59,200 {\an2}Is it warm, your jacket? Do you know, it's not? 179 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:02,040 {\an2}How's the coat? Very comfy, yeah. 180 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:05,480 {\an2}It's both warm and fabulous, so what more do you need? 181 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,520 {\an2}Just, just like me. Mm. 182 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,840 {\an2}A flip-flop, a flapjack and a... 183 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,120 {\an2}..flan. 184 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,880 {\an2}Flip-flop, flan, flapjack. Yeah. 185 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:18,840 {\an2}Flip, flan, jack. 186 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:21,440 {\an2}That's not the... OK, will I just open it? Yes, please. 187 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:27,480 {\an2}Flick, flip and flap a flip-flop, flan and flapjack. 188 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:34,640 {\an2}You may only flick, flip and flap once. 189 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,920 {\an2}Furthest flicked, flipped and flapped 190 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:41,360 {\an2}flip-flop, flan and flapjack finishes first. 191 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,960 {\an2}You have 15 minutes. 192 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,080 {\an2}Ah, no. Right. 193 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,320 {\an2}It doesn't say 15 minutes. 194 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,760 {\an2}You have flifteen minutes. 195 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:54,120 {\an2}You have flifteen minutes, your time starts now. 196 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,040 {\an2}You have 15 minutes. Not quite. 197 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:58,960 {\an2}You have 15 minutes. 198 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,320 {\an2}No. 199 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,880 {\an2}So I've got one flick, one flip and one flap. 200 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,240 {\an2}Yes. 201 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:07,560 {\an2}The furthest flap, but what's the furthest flap? 202 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,800 {\an2}I dunno. 203 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:11,680 {\an2}You have 15 minutes? 204 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,200 {\an2}No. Which bit? The whole thing? 205 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,480 {\an2}The 15 bit. 206 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:19,360 {\an2}You have flifteen minutes. Your time starts now. 207 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:21,760 {\an2}Oh, flifteen! 208 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,600 {\an2}Yes, I put an L in it. 209 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:26,240 {\an2}God, you're right, you're a monkey actually, aren't you? 210 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:29,000 {\an2}Yeah, there's always a trick, in't there? 211 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:31,320 {\an1}APPLAUSE 212 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:36,120 {\an2}You like a little tongue twister, don't you? 213 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,320 {\an2}Uh, that's my favourite ever thing. 214 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,520 {\an2}You got all excited. Yeah, I really did. I bet this whole task 215 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,560 {\an2}was created just so you could say lots of "fl"s. 216 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,160 {\an2}I'm gonna say more in a minute. Naughty fl. 217 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:48,560 {\an2}OK, well, Joanne and John are the flirst to flip, flap and flick. 218 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,920 {\an2}You're gonna be flapping from here? 219 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,360 {\an2}Yeah. 220 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,360 {\an2}How far should I go? 221 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,960 {\an2}Further than that. 222 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,440 {\an2}Don't patronise me. 223 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,480 {\an2}I'd say go home. I'm gonna stay here. 224 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,200 {\an2}Greg's gonna flick the flip-flop. Is he? 225 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,920 {\an2}So if I just... 226 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:05,480 {\an2}Yes, mate! 227 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:08,400 {\an2}So this is the flip-flop. 228 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:09,440 {\an2}OK. 229 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,840 {\an2}You ready? Ready. 230 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,200 {\an1}LAUGHTER, JOANNE SCREECHES 231 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,400 {\an2}False start. 232 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:22,760 {\an2}I'm happy with that. 233 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:25,400 {\an2}OK. 234 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,560 {\an2}That's been flapped, has it? 235 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:30,160 {\an2}Disappointed with that flap. Hit it really hard at the net. 236 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,000 {\an2}I curved to the left. You did, a bit. 237 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,520 {\an2}I'm gonna flip. 238 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,720 {\an2}I'm absolutely thrilled. I've never used a cable tie before. 239 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:44,520 {\an2}Ready, steady... 240 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:47,320 {\an1}HE GRUNTS 241 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,920 {\an2}It's gone quite far, Alex. 242 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,520 {\an2}So you're flicking that, you're definitely 243 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,000 {\an2}gonna be flicking it, are you? Flicking it, yeah. 244 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:59,200 {\an2}Come on, you bastard. 245 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:04,320 {\an2}Just go gaffer, go gaffer crazy. 246 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,360 {\an2}Tighter, tighter. 247 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,560 {\an2}Onto the skin? Yeah, yeah, yeah, onto the skin. 248 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,560 {\an2}I'm very happy. 249 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,320 {\an2}Flop a flan is like turn a flan over, basically. 250 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,920 {\an2}John, you've got one and a half minutes left. 251 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:21,040 {\an2}OK, I'm just thinking, if I flap like that... 252 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:25,240 {\an2}..then that gets a bit of balance in the old... 253 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,040 {\an2}Right. 254 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,720 {\an2}Oh! 255 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:40,120 {\an2}Oh, that's not bad. WHISTLE BLOWS 256 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:43,920 {\an2}Bye, John. Bye-bye! 257 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,800 {\an2}OK, you ready? Oh, yeah. 258 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,440 {\an2}At least I hit something. 259 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,160 {\an2}You flopped him right in the face. 260 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,000 {\an2}I wish there were more sportspeople who, 261 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,760 {\an2}as they do whatever sport they're playing, shouted, 262 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,280 {\an2}"Come on, you bastard." 263 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,440 {\an2}Yeah. 264 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:09,800 {\an2}I thought John was very creative. 265 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:13,000 {\an2}I very much enjoyed you turning yourself into a giant, 266 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,080 {\an2}uh, human albatross. 267 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,040 {\an2}Do you know what? Watching it back, 268 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:19,440 {\an2}I remember the feeling of freedom. 269 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:22,920 {\an2}You asked him to gaffer tape your wings on and Alex said, 270 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,960 {\an2}"Do you want me to put it on the skin?" 271 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,320 {\an2}And he was so genuinely excited. Yes. 272 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,760 {\an2}Show them the face. I couldn't believe my luck. 273 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,160 {\an1}LAUGHTER 274 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,560 {\an2}Little things, little things keep me going. 275 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,320 {\an2}OK, advert time. 276 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:41,240 {\an2}Alex, why don't you sign off this part for a change? 277 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,640 {\an2}ECHO-Y: Thanks, Greg. 278 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:44,600 {\an2}Oh, oh, dear. 279 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,680 {\an2}Did Daddy pay the sound man to make Alex echo again? 280 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:51,400 {\an2}Ah, see you in part two-o-o! 281 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,400 {\an1}APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 282 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:04,280 {\an2}Hello, hello, everyone, welcome back to Taskmaster, 283 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,600 {\an2}where we were in the thick of a flipping, 284 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:08,640 {\an2}flicking and flapping task. 285 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:11,400 {\an2}Oh, yes. The incredible hunk is right. 286 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:16,840 {\an2}Up next, it's flipping Sophie Willan and flapping Steve Pemberton. 287 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,440 {\an2}Have you seen Cirque du Soleil? 288 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,240 {\an2}They did a very similar thing to this. 289 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,560 {\an2}I've always wanted to, actually. Slam time. 290 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,280 {\an2}I was wondering when it would be. 291 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,960 {\an2}I'm gonna go quick, OK? 292 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,120 {\an2}Run out. OK, is everyone ready? 293 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:31,920 {\an2}We've alerted the... Heathrow about the flight path? OK. 294 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,920 {\an2}Your time starts now. 295 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,080 {\an2}Ooh, right, OK. Well, I'm gonna, 296 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,120 {\an2}I'm gonna flick a flip-flop. 297 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,600 {\an2}Just checking that's your attempt, is it, on the flip-flop? 298 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:42,880 {\an2}That was... Yeah, I flicked it. Yeah, cos it's furthest wins. 299 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,560 {\an2}It didn't go very far. Oh, it's furthest wins, 300 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,120 {\an2}I missed that, I forgot about that bit. 301 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,400 {\an2}Yeah, well, you've done that one. Oh, God, no. Is that it now? 302 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:49,680 {\an2}Yeah, that went a centimetre. 303 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,360 {\an2}Right, OK, so that wasn't my best work. 304 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,880 {\an2}One, two, three. 305 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,360 {\an2}I am gonna measure the height rather than the distance. 306 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,680 {\an2}I think you should. 307 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,080 {\an2}I'm gonna flip this because I think it'd be very fun. 308 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,160 {\an2}Is it all right to flip a flan? Of course it is, yeah. 309 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,160 {\an2}I felt like I just had to. 310 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,000 {\an2}I feel quite rebellious. 311 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,920 {\an2}Flapjack to flick. 312 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:24,320 {\an2}And am I allowed to use a pen to flick with? 313 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,000 {\an2}Please be careful. Oh, thank you. 314 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,520 {\an2}Quite sharp. 315 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:28,760 {\an2}OK, this is a one-off. 316 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,200 {\an2}Happy with that. Wow, flapjack flag. 317 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,800 {\an2}OK. 318 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,440 {\an2}And, right, with the flapjack, I can only do one last thing now. 319 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,200 {\an2}Just to say you have got fl-ourteen minutes left. 320 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:43,600 {\an2}Oh, I've got fl-ourteen minutes. 321 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,200 {\an2}I've got ages. Yeah. 322 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,200 {\an2}I've not thought this through. 323 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,720 {\an2}Um, how many of my flifteen minutes have I got left? 324 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,200 {\an2}Six. 325 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,480 {\an2}Six. When I get to flive, let me know. OK. 326 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,040 {\an2}I'm gonna flap the flip-flop. 327 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,480 {\an2}What's a flap? 328 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,080 {\an2}If we're gonna be flapping, I think we need... 329 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,560 {\an2}..we need an owl. 330 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:07,520 {\an2}If you will imagine that this blue blanket is the owl's wing 331 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,960 {\an2}and that is where the flap comes in, OK? I'd love to. 332 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,280 {\an2}I think I'm gonna flap. I'd say a flap is like a, I'm... 333 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,240 {\an2}Oh, that, yeah. 334 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,480 {\an2}That was better. 335 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,160 {\an2}That cleared the stage. 336 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,640 {\an2}When you startle the owl... 337 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:21,840 {\an2}Yeah. 338 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,080 {\an2}..the flap will happen. 339 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,280 {\an2}There's a mouse! 340 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:28,040 {\an1}STEVE HOOTS 341 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,520 {\an2}How was that? 342 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,120 {\an2}Well, you've made the flip-flop disappear. 343 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,440 {\an2}It's gone! 344 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,760 {\an2}You've finished the task. Right, not well, though. 345 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,240 {\an2}But it was done. Thank you. 346 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,160 {\an2}That was fun. 347 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,600 {\an2}What can I say? I'm happy with that. WHISTLE BLOWS 348 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,600 {\an2}That's your time up. Thank you, Steve. Thank you. 349 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,600 {\an2}Can I just say? Jumping on that, 350 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:02,120 {\an2}uh, pivot and sending that flan into the sky, it made me so happy. 351 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:06,240 {\an2}Well, as you walked off at the end, with your owl tucked under your arm, 352 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,440 {\an2}you looked like the happiest boy in the schoolyard. 353 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,080 {\an2}I was! I don't care whatever else happens, 354 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,760 {\an2}this was my moment. 355 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,600 {\an1}LAUGHTER 356 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,680 {\an2}So, Sophie, do you feel any sense of shame? 357 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:25,600 {\an2}I definitely didn't grasp the task well. 358 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,000 {\an2}You know, it was fine because I was done in two minutes. 359 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,440 {\an2}Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 360 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:34,080 {\an2}I didn't know that it was supposed to be entertaining. 361 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:38,440 {\an2}I think that's...what...I missed. 362 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,360 {\an2}Well done, Steve. 363 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,800 {\an2}Who's next, please? 364 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,680 {\an2}Everyone's had a go, apart from Nick. 365 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,600 {\an2}Oh, he's such an intelligent, 366 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,440 {\an2}talented man. I just can't wait to see him having a go. 367 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,360 {\an2}You may only flip, flick and flap once. 368 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,480 {\an2}Ah. 369 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,200 {\an2}Why are you going over there? 370 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,480 {\an2}Cos it's the furthest. OK. 371 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,520 {\an2}Oh, he... LAUGHTER 372 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:26,880 {\an2}Flipped. 373 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,480 {\an2}Have you finished? Yeah. 374 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,920 {\an8}I could only do...do it once. 375 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,120 {\an2}Yeah, I think I've nailed it. 376 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,120 {\an2}Thanks, Nick. Uh, thank you. Lovely stuff. 377 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,720 {\an1}APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 378 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,720 {\an2}Well, I presume some of the cheering and applause there is sarcastic. 379 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,960 {\an2}And carrying the table across the garden? 380 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,680 {\an2}In a wonderfully ceremonial way. 381 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,640 {\an2}Yeah. Oh, it was borderline religious. 382 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:02,640 {\an2}Thank you. Uh, yeah, well, 383 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,440 {\an2}just trying to get as far away from Alex as possible, really. 384 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,160 {\an2}Yeah, he thought furthest from Alex. Um... 385 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,200 {\an2}Furthest from Alex. Was that what it said? 386 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,840 {\an2}No. No, no, no. 387 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:14,520 {\an2}Sophie, you must be fucking punching the air. I feel fantastic now, yeah. 388 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,400 {\an2}Were you watching the other four thinking, "What are you doing?!" 389 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,640 {\an2}Genuinely, cos you saved me till the end I was like, 390 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,000 {\an2}"I've nailed this." LAUGHTER 391 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,960 {\an2}I whispered to him... Yeah, you did, you did. 392 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,800 {\an2}"Have you done something extraordinary?" 393 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,280 {\an2}And I was like, "Oh, yeah." 394 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,040 {\an2}So what did Nick do? 395 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,920 {\an2}He did flick some objects off a table. 396 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,120 {\an2}Sure. I've just measured it 397 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,760 {\an2}from where the flick started to where it ended. 398 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:46,080 {\an2}So I've just gone from the top of the table to the floor. 399 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,400 {\an2}Height of the table is a metre. 400 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:48,920 {\an2}We're measuring everything in pigeons - 401 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,720 {\an2}but just the width of pigeons all stood next 402 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,760 {\an2}to each other - so it'd be about, uh, ten pigeons. 403 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,640 {\an2}And Sophie was 56.9 pigeons 404 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,680 {\an2}so that shows how badly you did, Nick. 405 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,120 {\an2}Now, let's get on to the serious athletes. 406 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,680 {\an2}Joanne, 197 pigeons, 407 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,880 {\an2}Steve, 208 pigeons, so, yes, he is in second place. 408 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,720 {\an2}But the mighty John flapped, 409 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:13,520 {\an2}flicked and flipped 408 pigeons in a row. Wow. 410 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,800 {\an2}A huge total of standing pigeons! So many pigeons. 411 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,520 {\an2}40.8 metres. So five to John, four to Steve, 412 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,560 {\an2}three to Joanne, two Sophie and one to Nick. 413 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,400 {\an2}Marvellous. Can we have a scoreboard? 414 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,000 {\an2}It's a three-way at the top. 415 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,680 {\an2}We have... LAUGHTER 416 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,400 {\an2}..seven points for Joanne, 417 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:29,840 {\an2}John and Steve. 418 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,200 {\an1}APPLAUSE 419 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,400 {\an2}Lovely, what's next, then? I'd love to tell you, 420 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,040 {\an2}but it's a secret. GREG GASPS 421 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,440 {\an2}And it's a secret which I'm going to tell you right now. 422 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,960 {\an2}Hi, Steve. Hi. 423 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,880 {\an2}Do you mind opening that and reading it? 424 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,240 {\an2}WHISPERS: Please could you take this and read it? 425 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,280 {\an2}Now? 426 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,560 {\an2}Yes, quietly. 427 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:52,960 {\an2}I'm so sorry. 428 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,520 {\an2}WHISPERS: You've got something secret. 429 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,680 {\an2}Well, I've gotta give you that. 430 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,560 {\an2}Got a little bonus thing for you. 431 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,360 {\an2}Oh. But it's very secretive. 432 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,160 {\an2}Ooh! 433 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:06,040 {\an2}WHISPERS: In the next task, you must say the word umbrella five times. 434 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:11,680 {\an2}WHISPERS: In the next task, you must say the word umbrella five times. 435 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,520 {\an2}If you say the word umbrella five times 436 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,560 {\an2}and no-one else says the word umbrella, 437 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,920 {\an2}you get two bonus points. 438 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,280 {\an2}Your team-mates must hear you say umbrella - 439 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:25,080 {\an2}your umbrellas - and you must not mention the concept of a bonus task. 440 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,280 {\an2}The next task you must lie on... Sh! 441 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,440 {\an2}The other people, it's secret from them. 442 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:34,440 {\an2}Right. In the next task you must lie on the floor for 30 seconds. 443 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,200 {\an2}If you lie on the floor for 30 seconds 444 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,000 {\an2}without anyone questioning why you're lying on the floor, 445 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,120 {\an2}you get two bonus points. 446 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,520 {\an2}In the next task, you must get something from the caravan, 447 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:48,880 {\an2}the shed, the hutch and the toilet before the task is finished. 448 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:52,600 {\an2}If you get something from all those places without anyone questioning 449 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,840 {\an2}why you're getting something from all those places, 450 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,400 {\an2}you get two bonus points. 451 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,600 {\an2}OK, this is getting pretty serious. 452 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,280 {\an2}ALL: If you fail, you lose two points. 453 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,920 {\an2}Thank you, bye-bye. Bye, Alex. 454 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,160 {\an1}APPLAUSE 455 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,440 {\an2}I don't mean to be rude, 456 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,120 {\an2}but I can't think of anyone less suited to a secret task... 457 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:19,080 {\an2}Joanne literally talks at the same volume you would... I know! 458 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,320 {\an2}..use to warn ships away from rocks. 459 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,680 {\an1}LAUGHTER 460 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,040 {\an2}OK, so we know their secret tasks, 461 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,000 {\an2}but what's the team task to test them? 462 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,440 {\an2}It's time to find out. 463 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,000 {\an2}Hello, John. Hello, Alex. 464 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,640 {\an2}Hello, Steve. Hello. 465 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,360 {\an2}Hello, Joanne. Hello, Alex. 466 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,560 {\an2}Hello, Nick. Hello, Alex. 467 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,040 {\an2}Hello, Sophie. Hello. 468 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,760 {\an2}Hello, team. Hello. 469 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,400 {\an2}Hello, team. Hello. 470 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,760 {\an2}Whoo. Ooh. 471 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,280 {\an2}OK. I'll take the lead here. 472 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,240 {\an2}Uh, put the watermelon on this table. 473 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,880 {\an2}Put the watermelon on this table. 474 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,960 {\an2}The table may not be moved. 475 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,400 {\an2}Once you leave this room, you may not re-enter this room. 476 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,600 {\an2}Also you may not step on the stage 477 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,040 {\an2}and the watermelon may not touch the... 478 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,960 {\an2}..touch the stage, floor or ground. 479 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:25,360 {\an2}Finally, you must speak into your hand-held microphones at all times. 480 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,680 {\an2}Fastest wins. 481 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,400 {\an2}Your time started when you said hello for a fourth time. 482 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,280 {\an2}You did say hello a lot at the beginning. 483 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:32,760 {\an2}Oh, God. Did we? 484 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,200 {\an2}Yeah, I said, "Hello, Steve. Hello, Nick. Hello, team." 485 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,520 {\an2}And then, each time you both said hello. 486 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,040 {\an2}Oh. So put the watermelon on this table. The table may not be moved. 487 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,320 {\an2}Into the microphones, please. 488 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,360 {\an2}They don't work. 489 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,400 {\an2}ALL: Oh. 490 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,480 {\an1}APPLAUSE 491 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,040 {\an2}That's it. Mm-hm. 492 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,600 {\an2}There's some sneaky stuff afoot. 493 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,600 {\an2}OK, well, here are the team of three with Joanne, 494 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,400 {\an2}John and good old subtle Sophie. 495 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,640 {\an1}LAUGHTER 496 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,600 {\an2}There's a watermelon on the stage. 497 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:07,160 {\an2}So who wants to stay in the room to receive the watermelon? 498 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,040 {\an2}I'm happy to stay in the room to receive. Are you happy to receive? 499 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,520 {\an2}A watermelon. Are you...? Let's keep... 500 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,400 {\an2}You seem to know what you're doing. ..keep you in for now and I'll go 501 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,240 {\an2}and check there's a watermelon out there. That's fine. 502 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,720 {\an8}All right. Umbrella, yeah, great. 503 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,960 {\an2}OK, right, I see what's going on. 504 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,600 {\an2}There is a watermelon on the stage. Oh, God, right. OK. 505 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:24,880 {\an2}I got these from the hutch 506 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,280 {\an2}just in case you wanna lay them on the floor. 507 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,040 {\an8}Right, OK, we could do that. 508 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,000 {\an2}We need to think of something to use to get 509 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,840 {\an2}the watermelon off the stage. 510 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,600 {\an8}Umbrella. Can you check what does it say? Yeah. 511 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,240 {\an8}Put the watermelon on this table. 512 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,680 {\an8}Right, umbrella. Once you leave this room, 513 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,240 {\an2}you may not re-enter this room. So... We can touch the watermelon. 514 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,120 {\an2}Yeah, but we can't walk on the stage. 515 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,360 {\an2}Right, OK. What's going on here? 516 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,200 {\an2}You're here, you're ready to receive. 517 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,120 {\an2}Right, I'm... I feel like an umbrella. 518 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,320 {\an8}I've got this from the caravan. 519 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:02,040 {\an8}Oh, good idea. Step on the stage. 520 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,440 {\an8}You may not step on the stage, 521 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,840 {\an8}the watermelon may not touch 522 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,240 {\an8}the stage, floor or ground. 523 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,360 {\an2}Oh, yeah, grand. So I think, 524 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,440 {\an2}but...we need something else to pat, 525 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,040 {\an2}to stop it hitting the stage. One sec. 526 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,840 {\an8}John, what if I lie down 527 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:20,000 {\an8}and then you roll it on to me. 528 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,360 {\an8}Right, I've got this from the shed 529 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,920 {\an8}and that from the toilet. 530 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,200 {\an8}Umbrella? 531 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,800 {\an8}You may not step on the stage. 532 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,920 {\an8}The water... You may not step on the stage. 533 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,040 {\an8}Well, if we step on that, are we stepping on the stage? 534 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,520 {\an8}Ruling, please, Alex? 535 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,560 {\an2}I am unfortunately not the rule-maker. 536 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:40,880 {\an2}Don't know what's going on. 537 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,360 {\an2}Then to be honest, I've not had a clue what's going on 538 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,000 {\an2}for most of this. 539 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:47,800 {\an2}Umbrella. 540 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,920 {\an2}He went past, so I can say that. 541 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,240 {\an2}John, I've cracked it. 542 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,320 {\an2}Oh, yes! You might need something to hook it with, 543 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,840 {\an2}like an umbrella. Brilliant. 544 00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,480 {\an8}It's gonna be quite heavy. You might need something 545 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:00,920 {\an8}to hook it with, like an umbrella! 546 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,320 {\an8}Yeah. Quick. 547 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:03,800 {\an2}John, Sophie's trying to talk to you. 548 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,800 {\an2}Great. No, we've got it. 549 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,240 {\an8}Not an umbrella? 550 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,560 {\an2}Great stuff. We've got the watermelon. Yeah, brilliant. 551 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,480 {\an2}Sophie, are you ready to receive the watermelon? 552 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,040 {\an2}Are you ready receive? I am, umbrella, I am. 553 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,760 {\an2}Are you allowed to touch the watermelon? 554 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,760 {\an2}I'm allowed to touch the watermelon, am I not? 555 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,400 {\an2}Let's check it. Yeah. 556 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,960 {\an2}Where's the task? 557 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,320 {\an2}Has it gone? 558 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:25,560 {\an2}Where's the task? 559 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,280 {\an2}I think I can touch the watermel... 560 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,480 {\an2}Well, all the information's on the task. Right, all right. 561 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,560 {\an2}John, it's in your pocket. John, it's in your pocket! 562 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,200 {\an2}You umbrella! 563 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,640 {\an2}Right, come on. Yeah, we can touch the watermelon. 564 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,720 {\an2}Great, I'll just pick it up, you umbrella. Well, just pick... 565 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,160 {\an2}..take the basket and put it on like that. All right. 566 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,000 {\an2}Run, Sophie, run! Run, Sophie, run. 567 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,480 {\an8}That's like carrying an umbrella. 568 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,120 {\an2}We did it. Whoo! 569 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,760 {\an2}Done. I've stopped the clock. 570 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,120 {\an2}I thought we really pulled it together there at the last minute. 571 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,240 {\an2}OK. There was no umbrella. 572 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,600 {\an2}No, you didn't need an umbrella. 573 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,160 {\an1}APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 574 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,840 {\an2}I mean, in many ways, 575 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,800 {\an2}this task is a sort of metaphor for life, really. 576 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,800 {\an2}In that none of us are listening to each other really, are we? 577 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,360 {\an2}You, uh, you only had to say umbrella five times. 578 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,520 {\an2}I just wanted to make sure they'd got it, 579 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,400 {\an2}but without getting it. How many times did she say umbrella? 580 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,080 {\an2}15. 15. 581 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:24,120 {\an2}But by the end, she wasn't even trying to slip it in. 582 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,200 {\an2}She was, she was just going, "Umbrella!" 583 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,080 {\an1}LAUGHTER 584 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,360 {\an2}Neither of you noticed this woman lying on the floor. 585 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,280 {\an2}John was standing right beside me and didn't even blink. 586 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,520 {\an2}Didn't even, didn't acknowledge it at all. 587 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,760 {\an2}My head was in the mud, I was just lying there. 588 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:44,960 {\an2}I think the more time I've spent with Sophie and with, 589 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,720 {\an2}uh, Joanne, the less likely I am to notice that 590 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,840 {\an2}Sophie has said umbrella 15 times 591 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,840 {\an2}and Joanne's just laid down 592 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,760 {\an2}for 30 seconds. And Joanne's just lying on the floor. 593 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,520 {\an2}I'll tell you, definitely all three of them get their two bonus points. 594 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,880 {\an2}Oh, God, yeah. OK, time for another break. 595 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,360 {\an2}Watch the adverts by all means, but know this, 596 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,000 {\an2}you don't need an air fryer, 597 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,160 {\an2}you need to start noticing each other again. 598 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,920 {\an2}Kiss, spend the break kissing. 599 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,400 {\an2}We'll see you in a bit. 600 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,360 {\an1}APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 601 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:24,400 {\an2}Hello, there you are! Welcome back to the Taskmaster fold. 602 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:28,120 {\an2}Oh, yes, it's like a big calzone with a filling 603 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,840 {\an2}and Greg the heavy-duty dough 604 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,880 {\an2}smothering us in his moist vacuum. 605 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,080 {\an2}Hello. LAUGHTER 606 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,360 {\an2}There's a team task in play, 607 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,160 {\an2}all they've gotta do is get the watermelon on 608 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,200 {\an2}the table in the living room 609 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,960 {\an2}without it touching the ground at all. 610 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,520 {\an2}But they also each have a secret task to complete. 611 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,480 {\an2}So let's see Nick and Steve try to be sneaky 612 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,560 {\an2}and efficient at the same time. 613 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,200 {\an2}Put the watermelon on this table, and we can't move this table. 614 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,960 {\an2}Hmm, OK. Right, well, we need to get going, don't we? 615 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,640 {\an2}We need to see where the watermelon is. Yeah. OK. 616 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,360 {\an2}Come on, let's go and find that watermelon. 617 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,960 {\an8}Yeah, I wanna find, uh, an umbrella to find stab it 618 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,040 {\an8}and then pop it on the end or something. Yeah. 619 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,960 {\an8}And then, well, we could always take one. Did you bring the task? 620 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,080 {\an2}No. 621 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,160 {\an2}You've got the task? 622 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,320 {\an2}I don't have the task. 623 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:07,520 {\an2}There's the watermelon. 624 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:12,160 {\an2}We may not step ON the stage. 625 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,600 {\an2}We may not step on the stage! 626 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,200 {\an2}Where's the task? Where's the task? 627 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,600 {\an2}Um... 628 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:19,920 {\an2}D... So. 629 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,000 {\an2}Shall I run back and get the task? Yes, please. 630 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,880 {\an2}Yeah, you keep talking in your microphone. Uh... 631 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,280 {\an2}Steve's just going to get the... Oh, I can't go back in the room. 632 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,200 {\an2}..the task again. Can't go back in the room. 633 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,480 {\an2}Oh, God. So we've gotta find a way of getting that off there. 634 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,200 {\an2}Look. 635 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,960 {\an2}Hang on. Oh, God watch out here. 636 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,760 {\an2}All right. Oh, my God. 637 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,440 {\an8}Would it be better if I used the umbrella or the brick? 638 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,240 {\an2}Oh. 639 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,800 {\an2}That was good. OK, OK. 640 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,520 {\an2}Are we any further forward? 641 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:51,920 {\an2}What about one of these pipes? 642 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,880 {\an2}Oh, yeah, we should've done that in the first place. 643 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,240 {\an2}Go on. 644 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,280 {\an2}Oh. 645 00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,280 {\an2}Yeah! Oh. 646 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,640 {\an2}Oh, hang on. Ah! 647 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,720 {\an2}I've got it, I've got it! 648 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,240 {\an2}Oh! OK, now, it can't leave the stage. Are we done? 649 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,640 {\an2}No, it can't leave the stage? 650 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:07,680 {\an2}What did it say? 651 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,840 {\an2}Does it say...Alex, remind us can it leave the stage? 652 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,080 {\an2}I don't think it's really my job to remind you what the task is. 653 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,440 {\an2}All right. 654 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,440 {\an2}It was definitely something to do with the watermelon and the stage. 655 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:20,560 {\an2}Was, did...? 656 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,600 {\an8}Did it involve an umbrella? 657 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,920 {\an2}Say again. Did it say something about we're not allowed...? 658 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,400 {\an2}Why didn't we bring the task with us? 659 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,480 {\an2}Oh, I'm gonna get, let's go and get the task. We're not allowed back 660 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,200 {\an2}in the room. But, uh... Well, let's just take it, then. 661 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,920 {\an2}Let me just see if I can grab it without going back in. 662 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,560 {\an2}Using this umbrella. 663 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,280 {\an2}Shall I bring the watermelon cos this is a timed task? 664 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,720 {\an2}That's not gonna work. 665 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,080 {\an2}I can't remember if I can touch the watermelon. 666 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,880 {\an2}Can I touch the watermelon? 667 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,040 {\an2}I can't remember what the rules are. 668 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,320 {\an2}What do you two think the task is? 669 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,200 {\an2}We've gotta put this on the table. 670 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,200 {\an2}No, but I don't think it's just that you carry it. 671 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,160 {\an2}Well, if we don't know what the task is, 672 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,640 {\an2}how are we gonna solve it? 673 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,200 {\an8}Right, it's clearly nothing to do with this umbrella 674 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,080 {\an8}so I'll leave that there. Right, OK. So... 675 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,440 {\an7}DING! 676 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,720 {\an2}Gotta put this on the table and you can't move the table. 677 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,160 {\an2}My worry is it might, might fall off the edge. 678 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,760 {\an2}Well, you can't literally go in the room. 679 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,480 {\an2}OK. OK, you ready? Yeah. 680 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,120 {\an1}BANG 681 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,800 {\an1}LAUGHTER, BANG 682 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,440 {\an1}APPLAUSE, BANG 683 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:33,800 {\an2}Oh, in a... In a...in a, uh... There is some on there. 684 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,080 {\an2}Where is the watermelon? 685 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,480 {\an2}On the table. It's on the table. 686 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:37,720 {\an2}And on the fl...bits are on the floor. 687 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,080 {\an2}Do you think you've completed the task? 688 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,600 {\an2}Shall we just cut our losses and say we've completed the task? 689 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,040 {\an2}I've stopped the clock. 690 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,960 {\an2}Can we now go and see what it was? I don't think you should. 691 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,840 {\an2}STEVE WHEEZES Oh. OK. 692 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,160 {\an1}APPLAUSE 693 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,960 {\an1}I don't remember it being that bad. 694 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,080 {\an2}Well, I thought you both managed your secret tasks. 695 00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,640 {\an2}You were showboating with the umbrella. 696 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,440 {\an2}Yeah, the umbrella wink's gonna catch on for you, I think. Yeah. 697 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,120 {\an2}OK. 698 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,160 {\an1}LAUGHTER 699 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,240 {\an2}In terms of the rest of it, 700 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,680 {\an2}well, this is what I've written down - 701 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,240 {\an2}I don't think it's unfair to say that that's 702 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:19,000 {\an2}the worst task attempt I've seen in 17 series of the show. 703 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,040 {\an1}LAUGHTER 704 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,960 {\an2}So points-wise, all five get their two points? 705 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,000 {\an2}Without question. 706 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,720 {\an2}Team of three, I'm presuming, five points for doing the task? 707 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,440 {\an2}Correct. How many points do the team of two get? 708 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,480 {\an2}Well, they just get their two bonus points each. 709 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,720 {\an2}So it goes two points to Steve, two points to Nick, 710 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,880 {\an2}all the rest get seven points. There it is. 711 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,600 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 712 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,680 {\an2}Good. Let's get cracking with another, please. 713 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,400 {\an2}OK, then, but I think YOU should get a life. 714 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,440 {\an1}GREG GASPS 715 00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,400 {\an2}Hi. Come on in. 716 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,680 {\an2}Two men enter the dome... 717 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,760 {\an2}Only one will leave. 718 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,840 {\an2}This looks very serious, doesn't it? 719 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,760 {\an2}I do tend to be. Shall we hold hands? 720 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,680 {\an2}This is a mannequin but I thought you could call it a Joanna-quin. 721 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,200 {\an2}JOANNA CHUCKLES Nice. 722 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,760 {\an2}What are we up to, then? 723 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:18,880 {\an2}Ah. Yes. 724 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,720 {\an2}Ah, I knew it. 725 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,280 {\an2}Ha-ha-ha. 726 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,360 {\an2}Make this mannequin come alive. 727 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,280 {\an2}It's alive! 728 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,880 {\an2}Does that mean... 729 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,840 {\an2}..sort of, decorate it or... 730 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,680 {\an2}..or as a sort of...performance? 731 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,800 {\an2}Most alive mannequin wins. 732 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,280 {\an2}You have 20 minutes... 733 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,280 {\an2}Your time...starts...now. 734 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:51,400 {\an2}What does being alive mean? This is deep, in't it? Um... 735 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:56,480 {\an2}What's your definition of alive? Um, alive. I'd like to see some organs. 736 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,640 {\an2}Do you like it? Yeah. 737 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,600 {\an2}Just trying to, sort of, get some sort of inspiration... Hmm. 738 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,440 {\an2}..from it. 739 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,160 {\an2}Oh. Well, that's a good start. 740 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,200 {\an2}OK. 741 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,400 {\an2}You wouldn't be the first man I know with a rod stuck up his hole. 742 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,760 {\an1}LAUGHTER 743 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,720 {\an2}Oh, God. Shall I bring the arms? Yeah, maybe. OK. 744 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:20,800 {\an2}Oh, hello. Hello, everyone. I'll be seeing you in a bit. 745 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,520 {\an2}Do not disturb. 746 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,720 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 747 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:33,600 {\an2}Well, I'm intrigued to watch them all become Dr Frankenstein. 748 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,880 {\an2}Scale it back a little bit, we're gonna start... 749 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,720 {\an2}LAUGHTER ..with Sophie and John's mannequins 750 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,280 {\an2}coming to life. Wow. 751 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,280 {\an1}PROJECTOR WHIRS 752 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,520 {\an1}WALTZ PLAYS 753 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,600 {\an2}LAUGHTER Hello, my name's Wolfy, 754 00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:00,320 {\an2}I'm 36. I'm a Scorpio, I'm looking for love. 755 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,440 {\an2}Do you have any hidden talents? 756 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,120 {\an2}I'm a very, very, very good dancer. 757 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,920 {\an2}For a...for a sort of puppet-woman-wolf, 758 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,600 {\an2}I'm good at a few things. 759 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,160 {\an2}Well, I'd like to see that. 760 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,080 {\an2}All right, uh, one, two, three. 761 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,720 {\an2}Ooh, ooh, ah. Ooh, ooh, ah. Ooh, la. 762 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:22,960 {\an2}Ooh, la-ah. 763 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,760 {\an2}Oooooh! 764 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,280 {\an1}LAUGHTER 765 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,120 {\an1}MWAH! 766 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,320 {\an1}APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 767 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,720 {\an2}I can do a beatbox. 768 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,120 {\an2}Yes, I'd like to see that. 769 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,720 {\an2}Right. 770 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,040 {\an1}SHE BEATBOXES 771 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,320 {\an1}LAUGHTER 772 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,160 {\an1}BEATBOXING CONTINUES 773 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,480 {\an2}Thank you. I can't believe you've been single for so long. 774 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,600 {\an2}I know. Stop it, you're flirting! 775 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,920 {\an2}Bye. Bye-bye. 776 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,000 {\an1}LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 777 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,760 {\an2}John's is quite haunting in a way. 778 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,160 {\an2}LAUGHTER Just side note, 779 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,280 {\an2}you've got two of those jackets, have you? 780 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,080 {\an2}What I saw there... Hmm. 781 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,360 {\an2}..was someone being thoughtful... Hmm. 782 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,200 {\an2}..and intelligent, and I think that was a really sweet response. 783 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:29,360 {\an2}Thank you. 784 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:33,160 {\an1}LAUGHTER 785 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:42,480 {\an2}And you did a, uh, beatboxing puppet-wolf-woman. 786 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:43,760 {\an1}LAUGHTER 787 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,600 {\an2}What's more alive than a beatboxing wolf? 788 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,680 {\an2}An ashtray? LAUGHTER 789 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,320 {\an2}She was called Party Dog. 36 years old and a Scorpio. 790 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,880 {\an1}LAUGHTER 791 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,080 {\an2}I mean, I really enjoyed it, Sophie. It was so shit. 792 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,360 {\an1}LAUGHTER 793 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,720 {\an2}Good. Who's next? 794 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,960 {\an2}OK, well, brace yourself, because it's 795 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,080 {\an2}Joanne Mc...mannequin-Nally... It's Joanne... It's Joanne Mc... 796 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,120 {\an2}It's Joanne Mc-man... It doesn't matter, here we go. Joanne! 797 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,440 {\an1}LAUGHTER 798 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,200 {\an1}RAIN LASHES 799 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,760 {\an2}Do you mind? LAUGHTER 800 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,800 {\an2}Kind of in the middle of something here, Alex. 801 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,240 {\an8}Sorry, Joanne. Trying to resuscitate a man. 802 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,720 {\an1}LAUGHTER 803 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,640 {\an1}ELECTRICAL BUZZING 804 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,280 {\an2}Darren! SLAP 805 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:41,520 {\an1}LAUGHTER 806 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:42,920 {\an2}Come on, buddy. 807 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,640 {\an1}SLAP No, I think he's properly gone now. 808 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,040 {\an2}Well, his eye's fallen off. 809 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,040 {\an2}He doesn't need it where he is. LAUGHTER 810 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:54,240 {\an1}APPLAUSE 811 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,520 {\an2}What was the task again? 812 00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,720 {\an2}Bring this mannequin to life. 813 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,920 {\an1}LAUGHTER 814 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,800 {\an2}Oh, it wasn't jumping on the corpse of a mono-eyed man. 815 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,320 {\an1}LAUGHTER 816 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,000 {\an2}I don't know what I was doing. 817 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:12,240 {\an2}But what's interesting is you were in control of the narrative... 818 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,840 {\an2}..and you chose not to save him. 819 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,360 {\an2}I literally announced his death myself. 820 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,040 {\an1}LAUGHTER 821 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,320 {\an2}Stop what you're doing 822 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,960 {\an2}and watch the adverts, or don't. I could not care less. 823 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,400 {\an2}Goodbye. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 824 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:39,280 {\an2}APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Hello, hello again! 825 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:41,760 {\an2}Here we are, it's the final part of the show 826 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,640 {\an2}and our comedians are busy bringing to life mannequins. 827 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,840 {\an2}MONOTONE: Spot on, bro. Most alive... 828 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,200 {\an2}LAUGHTER ..mannequin wins 829 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:51,640 {\an2}and if you'd like to see Nick Mohammed's attempt next, 830 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,040 {\an2}then you're in luck because we're gonna see 831 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,720 {\an2}Nick Mohammed's attempt now. 832 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,680 {\an2}Oh, hello. Hello. 833 00:37:57,720 --> 00:38:02,200 {\an2}Now, I've...I've decided to show you some, some magic. 834 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:04,120 {\an2}OK, what, so, wh-what's your name? 835 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,520 {\an2}Daniel Paul. Daniel Paul, is it? Yeah. 836 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,680 {\an2}Oh, hello, Daniel Paul. 837 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,000 {\an2}So, what I'm gonna do is, 838 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,840 {\an2}I'm gonna cut this rope in half. 839 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,000 {\an2}I don't know if you've heard of the, 840 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,480 {\an2}uh, famous cut-and-restored-rope trick. 841 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,320 {\an2}Uh, as this is magic we don't need real scissors, 842 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,080 {\an2}we just use magic scissors and, uh, 843 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,400 {\an2}I can just go snip like that. Ooh, 844 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,920 {\an2}like that and then one like that. 845 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,920 {\an2}Oh, dear. The ends have... The ends have come off. 846 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,440 {\an2}Well, if they're the ends then this must be, uh, the middle 847 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,520 {\an2}and this doesn't even have any ends, does it? 848 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,240 {\an2}So, uh, yes, there you go, that's the little trick. 849 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,960 {\an2}And, thank you very much. Um, my name's been Daniel Paul. 850 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,240 {\an2}Thank you. APPLAUSE 851 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:43,960 {\an2}That's him bowing. See ya. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 852 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,600 {\an2}What a boring magician he was! LAUGHTER 853 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:54,000 {\an2}I know. The actual trick was brilliant, but him... Hmm. 854 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,040 {\an2}..he sort of was alive, but I kind of wanted him dead throughout. 855 00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,200 {\an1}LAUGHTER 856 00:38:58,240 --> 00:39:00,040 {\an2}He also occasionally would go... SINGSONGY: .."Hello!" 857 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,360 {\an2}But then, then he would just be my voice. 858 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,640 {\an2}Yeah... Yeah. One left. 859 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,480 {\an2}Yes, there is just one last attempt 860 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,160 {\an2}and remember, remember, 861 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,920 {\an2}the fifth is Steve Pember. 862 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,120 {\an1}LAUGHTER 863 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,440 {\an2}An attempt to fuse man and mannequin. 864 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,840 {\an1}MENACING AND MYSTERIOUS MUSIC 865 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,320 {\an2}ECHOING AND DISTORTED: Man and mannequin. You won't feel a thing. 866 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,200 {\an2}It's alive! Man and mannequin. Alive, I tell you! 867 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:23,720 {\an2}It's alive. 868 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,880 {\an2}If the eyes are the windows to the soul... 869 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,200 {\an2}There we go. 870 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,200 {\an2}Skin. 871 00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:32,360 {\an2}Oh. Skin. 872 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,200 {\an1}HIGH-PITCHED RAPID BEEPING 873 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:36,600 {\an2}An attempt to fuse man and mannequin. 874 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:40,760 {\an2}FADING OUT: It's alive, it's alive. Man and mannequin. 875 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,120 {\an1}MYSTERIOUS MUSIC BOX PLAYS 876 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,760 {\an1}LAUGHTER 877 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,200 {\an2}Ah. 878 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:00,760 {\an1}MUSIC STOPS 879 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,560 {\an2}"Ask me to dance." 880 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,240 {\an2}Would...would you mind dancing? 881 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:12,840 {\an2}HIGH-PITCHED: Are you referring to me? 882 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,840 {\an2}LAUGHTER What is your name? 883 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,480 {\an2}Um... Alex. 884 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:17,800 {\an2}Oh, Alex. 885 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,120 {\an2}Alex Horne. I'm Quinn. 886 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:20,160 {\an2}Quinn? 887 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,720 {\an2}Quinn. Manny Quinn. 888 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,520 {\an2}LAUGHTER Manny Quinn. 889 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,640 {\an2}I don't know if you can tell from my expression, 890 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,800 {\an2}but I feel quite lonely. 891 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,280 {\an1}LAUGHTER 892 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,600 {\an2}I would certainly love it if you would dance with me. 893 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:32,720 {\an2}Oh, I see. 894 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,200 {\an2}Because dancing makes me feel 895 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:37,240 {\an2}the most alive it's possible to feel. 896 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,600 {\an2}Haven't got long. 897 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,440 {\an2}Oh... Oh! 898 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,320 {\an2}ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS Oh!Oh, dear. 899 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:49,040 {\an2}Am I looking at you? 900 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,320 {\an2}Yes. Yeah. 901 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,120 {\an2}Do you like my scarf? 902 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,280 {\an2}I don't mind the scarf. 903 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,720 {\an2}Yeah, we're going all the way round, are we? Yes. Yeah. 904 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,480 {\an2}Are you looking at me? 905 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,920 {\an2}Yes. Yeah. Uh... 906 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,000 {\an1}LAUGHTER, MUFFLED SPEECH 907 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,960 {\an2}I feel ALIVE! 908 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,840 {\an2}I FEEL ALIVE! 909 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:11,800 {\an2}I feel alive. MUSIC STOPS 910 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,040 {\an2}I'm gonna blow my whistle now. 911 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:15,480 {\an1}WHISTLE BLOWS 912 00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:19,000 {\an2}Ooh! 913 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,240 {\an2}NORMAL VOICE:And scene. LAUGHTER 914 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,320 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 915 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,080 {\an2}Do you wanna give me some back story to your character? 916 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,840 {\an2}She wanted to feel alive. She wanted to... 917 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,320 {\an2}Oh, she? Sorry. Yeah, oh, yeah. 918 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,520 {\an2}OK, yeah, sorry, I-I may have missed that. 919 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,560 {\an2}I missed that too.Yeah. LAUGHTER 920 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,640 {\an2}But as soon as I went, "It's alive," then I thought 921 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,800 {\an2}the Frankenstein and then I used what I've got. 922 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,640 {\an2}Yeah, and I think it was the most alive, 923 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,440 {\an2}and I shall be rewarding it handsomely. 924 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,760 {\an2}Yeah, I can vouch for that, it was... 925 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,560 {\an2}..it was forceful.Yeah. LAUGHTER 926 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,440 {\an2}Well, do you want some points? 927 00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,440 {\an2}All right. Most alive mannequin wins. 928 00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,520 {\an2}Well, we've gotta start with the least alive mannequin, 929 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:02,560 {\an2}haven't we, Joanne? 930 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,360 {\an2}Yeah. LAUGHTER 931 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,840 {\an2}So, one point to Joanne McNally. 932 00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,840 {\an2}Wolfie was great...Yeah. CHEERING 933 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,720 {\an2}..weren't she?Yeah. CHEERING 934 00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:12,960 {\an2}No, I'm not gonna be... 935 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,520 {\an2}I'm not gonna be worn down by public opinion, two points. 936 00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:16,920 {\an1}AUDIENCE BOOS 937 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,120 {\an2}Oh, fuck you. 938 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,520 {\an1}LAUGHTER 939 00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:22,360 {\an2}I'm tempted to give Nick and John three points each 940 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:26,640 {\an2}because I have to put a gulf between their wonderful creations 941 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,320 {\an2}and this twisted monster's. 942 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,000 {\an1}LAUGHTER 943 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,760 {\an2}So three to John, three to Nick and five to Steve Pemberton. 944 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,960 {\an2}There it is. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 945 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,080 {\an2}Let's have a look at the scores, then, please, Alex. 946 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,680 {\an2}Well, you won't believe it. In the lead it's John with 17 points. 947 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:41,920 {\an2}He's away again. 948 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,680 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 949 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,120 {\an2}Please make your way to the stage 950 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,840 {\an2}for the final task of the show. 951 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,960 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 952 00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,360 {\an2}Hi there, good boy. Who's reading the task? 953 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,720 {\an2}John Robins is gonna read the task. 954 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:06,520 {\an2}Write down a letter of the alphabet. You have ten seconds. 955 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,120 {\an2}When I blow my whistle, you've got ten seconds 956 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,520 {\an2}to write one letter of the alphabet, nice and clear on it. 957 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:11,600 {\an1}WHISTLE BLOWS 958 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,920 {\an2}OK, we have a T, L, M, B, P. 959 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,800 {\an8}And that's the end of the task. 960 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,760 {\an7}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 961 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:24,960 {\an2}Come on, you silly boy, what's next? 962 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,840 {\an2}Right, John. There's the proper task. 963 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:31,080 {\an2}Ah. Every time Greg asks you 964 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,520 {\an2}a question, you must write down an answer. 965 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:37,800 {\an2}Last correct answer placed on the board is eliminated. 966 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,480 {\an2}Greg will ask you a question. It will involve your letter. 967 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:41,600 {\an2}The last person to put 968 00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,600 {\an2}a correct answer up on the board is eliminated. 969 00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:44,960 {\an2}Gotcha. Right. OK. 970 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,960 {\an2}Well, the atmosphere is electric. 971 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,280 {\an1}LAUGHTER 972 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:51,800 {\an2}Ready? 973 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,240 {\an2}What is a country beginning with 974 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,400 {\an2}the letter four before yours in the alphabet? 975 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,440 {\an2}Four before? Four before. 976 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,040 {\an8}# A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M... # 977 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,400 {\an1}LAUGHTER 978 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:05,600 {\an1}SQUEAKING 979 00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,080 {\an8}That is incorrect. 980 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,760 {\an8}John, that is correct. 981 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,320 {\an8}Yemen! 982 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,480 {\an2}Sophie, that is incorrect. 983 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,920 {\an2}Yemen? Incorrect. 984 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,640 {\an2}Correct, Joanne. 985 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,080 {\an8}What have you written? 986 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,520 {\an8}Libya. Correct. 987 00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,960 {\an2}It's between Nick and Sophie. 988 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,560 {\an8}What? Oh, I-I can just keep going? Right. 989 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,360 {\an8}Yeah, yeah. What have you written? 990 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,440 {\an8}India. That is correct. 991 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,000 {\an2}I'm afraid we have lost Sophie Willan. Sophie. 992 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:30,160 {\an2}AUDIENCE: Aww! 993 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,680 {\an2}The trouble is, the fourth before hers is... 994 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:34,640 {\an2}X! ..begins with X and there are no countries beginning with X. 995 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,800 {\an2}No countries, so actually I've been fucked. You have been. 996 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,760 {\an1}LAUGHTER 997 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,480 {\an2}Four people left as we go to round two. 998 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,560 {\an2}What is a food beginning with 999 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:49,240 {\an2}the letter 25 letters after yours in the alphabet? 1000 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:53,160 {\an2}A food beginning with the letter 25 letters... 1001 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:54,720 {\an8}Correct. He is correct. 1002 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,680 {\an8}That was fast. I mean... 1003 00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:58,320 {\an8}Joanne, that is incorrect. 1004 00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,720 {\an8}John, that is correct. 1005 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,720 {\an8}Olive. Correct. 1006 00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,480 {\an2}I'm afraid we have lost Joanne McNally. 1007 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,400 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1008 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,400 {\an2}OK, it's the three men. 1009 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,720 {\an2}What is something heavier than a cat, beginning with 1010 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,760 {\an2}the letter ten letters before yours in the alphabet? 1011 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,040 {\an2}Oh, you're fast with... 1012 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,360 {\an2}Oh, my word, Nick, correct. 1013 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:23,520 {\an2}John, incorrect. 1014 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,680 {\an2}Nick, he's like Rain Man tonight. 1015 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:29,280 {\an2}Goose? Incorrect. 1016 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,120 {\an2}Correct, John. 1017 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,280 {\an2}We've lost Steve Pemberton. We've lost Steve Pemberton. 1018 00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,960 {\an2}AUDIENCE:Aww! APPLAUSE 1019 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,280 {\an2}Yeah, we were looking for an F there. 1020 00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:44,600 {\an2}OK, it's the big final. What is a common lady's name... 1021 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,200 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1022 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:48,720 {\an2}..eight letters after your letter? 1023 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:54,800 {\an2}It's Tina... 1024 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,880 {\an2}..and that's correct. He's done it. 1025 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,920 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1026 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,440 {\an2}Ursula just after the Tina there, so that means 1027 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:05,880 {\an2}the winner of the task is Mr John Robins. 1028 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:06,920 {\an2}There it is. 1029 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,000 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1030 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,720 {\an2}Come down here and we'll add that to the final scores. 1031 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,400 {\an2}I tell you what, series-wise, you wouldn't believe 1032 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:21,800 {\an2}the effect it's had on the scores. 1033 00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:23,520 {\an2}Nick's at the bottom and John's at the top, 1034 00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,360 {\an2}and there's only 47 points between them. 1035 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,880 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1036 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,000 {\an2}You have got a chance of winning the series still... 1037 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,120 {\an2}OK. ..if three people die. 1038 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,520 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1039 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,480 {\an2}I can do that. LAUGHTER 1040 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,600 {\an2}John won the task 1041 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:41,480 {\an2}and the episode was also won by Mr John Robins, with 22 points. 1042 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,520 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1043 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,520 {\an2}John Robins wins! 1044 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,720 {\an2}Please, go and squeeze your things that were meant to please me. 1045 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,600 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1046 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,440 {\an2}Subtitles by Red Bee Media