1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,520 {\an2}This programme contains strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:06,840 {\an2}Oh, no, no. 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:08,680 {\an2}Yes! Aah! 4 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:09,920 {\an1}SHE HISSES, BELL RINGS 5 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:12,680 {\an2}Aah! 6 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:14,280 {\an2}Um... 7 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,960 {\an2}Quite windy today. Yeah. 8 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,000 {\an2}Christ. 9 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:19,160 {\an2}Ooh! Wrong way. 10 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,480 {\an2}That's how you do it, baby. 11 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,920 {\an2}OK. 12 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:23,440 {\an2}Oh, my God! 13 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,080 {\an2}Aah! Aah! Aah! Ooh! 14 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:26,160 {\an1}SHE BABBLES 15 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,400 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 16 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,840 {\an2}Hello! 17 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,040 {\an2}Hello. 18 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:41,320 {\an2}I'm Greg Davies. 19 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:45,120 {\an2}Welcome to the Taskmaster grand final! 20 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:46,960 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 21 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:50,880 {\an2}What a journey we've been on. 22 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:54,840 {\an2}We've seen the full smorgasbord of skills and intuition, 23 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,680 {\an2}and a woman from the north looking baffled. 24 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,600 {\an2}As we thunder into this final set of challenges, 25 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,640 {\an2}the ultimate prize of my gilded nut 26 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:05,560 {\an2}could go to any of them, 27 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:09,480 {\an2}apart from two of them who definitely can't win 28 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,000 {\an2}because they've been rubbish. LAUGHTER 29 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,560 {\an2}So here they are - please roar one last time for the phenomenal 30 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,360 {\an2}Joanne McNally... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 31 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,560 {\an2}..John Robins... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 32 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,800 {\an2}..Nick Mohammed... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 33 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,560 {\an2}..Sophie Willan... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 34 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:28,480 {\an2}..and Steve Pemberton! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 35 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,160 {\an2}And for the last time this series, 36 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,440 {\an2}a man who I always associate with a good night out 37 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,960 {\an2}because he looks like a giant revolving kebab that 38 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,800 {\an2}a kid in bottom-set art has drawn a face on. 39 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:41,720 {\an2}It's little Alex Horne! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 40 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:42,840 {\an2}Woo! 41 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:44,760 {\an2}Yeah! Yeah, man. 42 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,880 {\an2}Awesome. Hey, Greg. I'm wearing my special outfit for the final. 43 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:51,000 {\an2}So...pretty cool. 44 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,840 {\an2}Genuinely all I wanna do is wear these for the whole show. 45 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,360 {\an1}LAUGHTER 46 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,080 {\an2}Well, I shan't be allowing the glasses to be worn for the final. 47 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,920 {\an2}I must wear the... No, I should wear them. Give me the... 48 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:01,200 {\an2}I haven't trimmed them! 49 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,360 {\an1}GASP, LAUGHTER 50 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,520 {\an2}I mean, to be fair, it's one of your better chat sections. 51 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:15,200 {\an2}Here we go, then. What is the final prize task 52 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,440 {\an2}of the series, please, Alex? 53 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,720 {\an2}Well, Greggington Bear, we're ending on something that could really make 54 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,080 {\an2}a difference to the world, because you've asked them to bring in 55 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,560 {\an2}the thing that gives the most hope for the future of 56 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,080 {\an2}the human race. ALEX GASPS 57 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,920 {\an2}CROWD OOHS Biggie. 58 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,800 {\an2}Five points seems like a fair deal for 59 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,200 {\an2}the thing that gives the most hope for the future of the human race 60 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,600 {\an2}and at the end of the episode, well, we'll all have hope. 61 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,160 {\an2}And perhaps that's all you can ask for in this life. 62 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,520 {\an2}I love you guys. 63 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,320 {\an2}LAUGHTER Over to you, Greg. 64 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,000 {\an2}Right then. Sophie. 65 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,440 {\an2}Welcome to the final. What have you brought in? 66 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,120 {\an2}Right, so... 67 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:48,280 {\an2}AI. 68 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:53,400 {\an2}One day, right, you'll be able to assess a body part 69 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,520 {\an2}using your phones and stuff, right? 70 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:59,240 {\an2}Right. We'll be able to have a full medical dead quick with AI. 71 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,760 {\an2}Right. And I thought that would be great. Yeah. 72 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,320 {\an2}And I thought especially for you, 73 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,080 {\an2}because of your life choices and everything that you get up to. 74 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,120 {\an1}LAUGHTER 75 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,680 {\an2}I'm carrying a couple of pounds. 76 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,600 {\an2}Yes, and you look knackered.Right. LAUGHTER 77 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:13,920 {\an2}Sophie, can I show Greg what you've actually brought in? 78 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,000 {\an2}Oh, yes. This is to remind you that there is hope on the way. 79 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,720 {\an2}Yes. Thank you. A little robot. 80 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:21,600 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 81 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:24,480 {\an2}I think you're right, that AI could save us, 82 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:28,560 {\an2}and therefore this is not, as per, total shit. 83 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:31,200 {\an2}Great. Well done. I'll take it. 84 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,600 {\an2}Nick. 85 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,440 {\an2}So what I have brought is... 86 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,120 {\an2}..the concept of fate. 87 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,120 {\an1}LAUGHTER 88 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,320 {\an2}Because I think that nothing... 89 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:46,560 {\an2}..should give more hope to the human race, 90 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,320 {\an2}that no matter how much you might sort of 91 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,400 {\an2}screw up in life or on this show... 92 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,760 {\an2}Um... LAUGHTER 93 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,760 {\an2}..the fact that it might be written in the stars somehow 94 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,240 {\an2}I think offers a degree of comfort. 95 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,680 {\an2}Do you know what I mean by that? Yes... Yes. 96 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:00,440 {\an2}Largely to people who don't take responsibility 97 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,000 {\an2}for their own actions. Yes. 98 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,800 {\an2}Well, to that end, I have... 99 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,560 {\an2}..made a prediction... 100 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:10,240 {\an2}Oh... ..of my final score on this show. 101 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:14,400 {\an2}That's quite exciting. So I have genuinely, inside there, OK... Yeah. 102 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,960 {\an2}I have written my final score of the whole series. 103 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:22,880 {\an2}Right. I'll sign it on here across the flap to... 104 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,000 {\an2}You're watching Taskmaster on Channel 4. 105 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,040 {\an1}LAUGHTER 106 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,320 {\an2}Greg, if you sign it over the seal as well... 107 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:31,200 {\an2}There's a Sharpie. You know that no-one can get at it. 108 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,960 {\an2}Great. OK. And then if you just wanna pop that under there. 109 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,680 {\an2}I'll pop it under there. And... Yeah, I will. 110 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:39,040 {\an2}And the proof will be at the end but, um... But, yeah. Fate. 111 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,240 {\an2}I feel like I'm totally under his power. 112 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,480 {\an1}LAUGHTER 113 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,680 {\an2}Good. John. 114 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,200 {\an2}Um, the world's in a pretty scary place. 115 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:50,080 {\an2}I think we'd all agree that perhaps those in power don't represent us. 116 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,280 {\an2}Yeah, man. Yeah. APPLAUSE 117 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:55,840 {\an2}I can see only one solution and that is... 118 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,120 {\an2}..Kathy Burke. 119 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,760 {\an1}LAUGHTER 120 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:02,080 {\an2}I had the pleasure of meeting Kathy for the first time recently. 121 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:07,080 {\an2}She is kind, funny, insightful, wise, 122 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,240 {\an2}and I just think if we were somehow able 123 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,160 {\an2}to put Kathy Burke in charge of everything 124 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,600 {\an2}and/or clone her - with permission - 125 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:18,440 {\an2}then it would mean an end to war, inequality, poverty. 126 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:21,720 {\an2}I just think she's got a lot of answers. 127 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:24,280 {\an2}I mean, that is a lot of responsibility to put on 128 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:27,400 {\an2}the shoulders of the woman from Kevin And Perry Go Large. 129 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,080 {\an1}LAUGHTER 130 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,360 {\an2}She chose Get Ur Freak On on Desert Island Discs 131 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,960 {\an2}and that was my first dance at my wedding. OK. 132 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,760 {\an1}LAUGHTER 133 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,680 {\an2}That's reason alone to give her a low mark. 134 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:41,680 {\an2}Um, big fan. 135 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,120 {\an2}Joanne. Yeah. Hello. 136 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:45,880 {\an2}Um, I really thought about this, and the future of the human race, 137 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:49,960 {\an2}as much as I love men, they are a big problem. 138 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:54,200 {\an2}All the big hitters, all the big dictators, all men. Yeah. 139 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:56,720 {\an2}I've referred constantly to myself as a basic bitch. 140 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,680 {\an2}It's time to give the power to women like me. 141 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:01,920 {\an2}I present you with the Basic Bitch Starter Pack. 142 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:02,960 {\an2}Yeah. 143 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,360 {\an2}We've got... LAUGHTER 144 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,680 {\an2}..some cucumber eye sheets, we've got a couple of cheapo 145 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:12,040 {\an2}scented candles from Primark. LAUGHTER 146 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,160 {\an2}Slippers. A onesie, cos basic bitches like to be cosy, 147 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,160 {\an2}we like to relax. LAUGHTER 148 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,760 {\an2}Give more power to the basic bitches. 149 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:22,360 {\an2}Things would be a lot more chilled. APPLAUSE 150 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,640 {\an2}I've always said that. 151 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:26,880 {\an2}I quite like it. You sort of make sense. 152 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,360 {\an2}Steve, what have you brought us? GREG CHUCKLES 153 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,040 {\an2}I've brought something tonight that 154 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:34,280 {\an2}I don't think anyone's ever brought into Taskmaster before. 155 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:36,320 {\an2}OK. And it's this. Here it is. 156 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,120 {\an2}Nothing. Oh, God. 157 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,520 {\an2}You're gonna make me have an existential crisis, aren't you? 158 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:44,200 {\an2}This is a statement - nothing. 159 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,680 {\an2}If you think about all the dreadful things we've been through recently. 160 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:51,160 {\an2}Sorry - artificial intelligence. Brexit, uh, cancel culture, 161 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,840 {\an2}deathly pandemics. Yeah. 162 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,320 {\an2}Greenhouse gases, hottest temperatures ever, 163 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:56,760 {\an2}ice caps melting, 164 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,320 {\an2}John Robins probably winning Taskmaster. 165 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:00,600 {\an1}LAUGHTER 166 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,880 {\an2}These are the disasters of this age. 167 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,200 {\an1}LAUGHTER 168 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,200 {\an2}And I think you know it, Greg. 169 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:07,720 {\an2}I do now. And yet... 170 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,040 {\an2}And yet. 171 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,600 {\an2}He's doing the Tony Blair thumb point. 172 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,600 {\an1}LAUGHTER 173 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,560 {\an2}If there is a child watching this tonight 174 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,280 {\an2}who looks up from their TikTok or their memes 175 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,360 {\an2}just because of what I've just said 176 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,720 {\an2}and thinks, "Why is the nice old vicar-man saying 177 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:26,240 {\an2}"the world's gonna end?" 178 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,160 {\an2}"I've gotta do something about that," 179 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,560 {\an2}and they tell a friend and their friend tells a friend, 180 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,400 {\an2}suddenly you've got the start of a movement 181 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:35,560 {\an2}just because I chose to bring in nothing to Taskmaster. 182 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:38,480 {\an2}And if you can support me on this, Greg... 183 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:41,520 {\an2}..then I think this could be the beginning of a real change. 184 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,800 {\an2}Society needs truth-tellers. 185 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,960 {\an2}Emmeline Pankhurst, 186 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,240 {\an2}Rosa Parks, Malala... 187 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:50,480 {\an2}..Greg Davies. 188 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:52,400 {\an1}LAUGHTER 189 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,560 {\an1}APPLAUSE 190 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,440 {\an2}I...I just wanna take a moment, if I may, 191 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,080 {\an2}cos it's the first time I'll be included in a sentence 192 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,640 {\an2}in the same company as Malala. 193 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:06,440 {\an1}LAUGHTER 194 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:09,040 {\an2}Right then, Greg. Good luck. 195 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,520 {\an2}Well, John. It's no slight on Kathy Burke, 196 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,640 {\an2}I just haven't met her so I can't judge. 197 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,880 {\an2}Kathy, if you're watching, sorry about this. One point. 198 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,280 {\an1}LAUGHTER 199 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,320 {\an2}Nick. It's difficult because Nick's magic trick... Hmm. 200 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:25,440 {\an2}Like at the moment it's rubbish, but it might turn out to be amazing. 201 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:28,040 {\an2}I'm giving him two points, full stop, end of. 202 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,880 {\an2}But if he correctly predicts the score at the end, 203 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,840 {\an2}I'll give him a cash prize from my own... 204 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,600 {\an2}A cash prize. There we go. 205 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:37,600 {\an2}£300.Woo! CROWD OOHS 206 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,440 {\an2}Do I have to donate it to charity? No. 207 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,240 {\an1}LAUGHTER 208 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,840 {\an2}Three points for the robot. Three to Sophie. 209 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:47,080 {\an2}Cos AI might well save us, it might also destroy us. Big problem. 210 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:50,040 {\an2}I'm gonna give the concept of nothing, even though it was one of 211 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:53,440 {\an2}the greatest performances I've ever seen, just because of, 212 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:56,280 {\an2}er, a basic bitch running the gaff is a bit more tangible, 213 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,600 {\an2}I'll give her five points there. 214 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,840 {\an2}Four points to Steve, five to Joanne, there we go. 215 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:03,120 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE That was so genuinely hard to score. 216 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,920 {\an2}Impossible, impossible. 217 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,200 {\an2}Let's have a proper task. 218 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:10,000 {\an2}OK, well, first up for the final we have pegs, Greg, pegs. 219 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,040 {\an2}Loads of pegs, Greg, and tasks, Greg. 220 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,960 {\an2}Don't ask, Greg, but there's so many tasks, Greg, 221 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,840 {\an2}tasks and peg, Greg. Let's go! 222 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:20,720 {\an1}DUCK QUACKS 223 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:30,680 {\an2}Oh, God. 224 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:34,120 {\an2}All right. All right? Yeah, I'm all right. 225 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:35,960 {\an2}John! Hello, Alex. 226 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,520 {\an2}Please open a task. 227 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:39,920 {\an2}Oh, where is it? 228 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,840 {\an2}It's...it's not that, is it? No. 229 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,000 {\an2}But they're all tasks. 230 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:49,200 {\an2}Is this a random choice of task, whichever I want? Yes. 231 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,240 {\an2}This guy. 232 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,520 {\an2}You sure? Yeah. No. 233 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:55,840 {\an2}Oh, God. 234 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,520 {\an2}"Find and complete the real task." 235 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:05,240 {\an2}"Each task has a 1% chance of being the real task." 236 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,400 {\an2}"Fastest wins. 237 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,080 {\an2}"Your time started when you opened your first task." 238 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:14,560 {\an2}APPLAUSE Lovely. 239 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:17,840 {\an2}Well, this is one of those tasks that we do from time to time 240 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:20,680 {\an2}I think that is a basic intelligence test. 241 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,360 {\an2}Cos there are two ways of approaching this. 242 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,960 {\an2}It's to take a moment 243 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,560 {\an2}and to work out if there's a way of finding out what 244 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,560 {\an2}the real task is before you, uh, 245 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:32,640 {\an2}maniacally rip all of those tasks off the washing line. 246 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:35,200 {\an2}Shall we crack on? Let's have a look. OK. 247 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:38,440 {\an2}Sophie and Joanne are up first to find the real task. Here we go. 248 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,320 {\an2}Like there's no point in me just pulling all these off, 249 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,360 {\an2}sure there's not. 250 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,960 {\an2}"Fin..." Oh. "Find and complete the real task." 251 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,640 {\an2}No. Find and complete the real task. 252 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,840 {\an2}Oh, do you know what? I'm going down here. 253 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,360 {\an2}There has to be a better way of doing this. 254 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,240 {\an2}Aah! 255 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:04,920 {\an2}Is that...am I missing something? 256 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,160 {\an2}Clue, is there a clue? I'm not seeing clues. 257 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,920 {\an2}I'm gonna go in the middle. 258 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,480 {\an2}What's S mean? Aah! 259 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:14,840 {\an2}I know I'm missing something, 260 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,680 {\an2}I'm missing a trick somewhere. 261 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,520 {\an2}Right, uh, think, Sophie. Clue. 262 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,080 {\an2}S-E-D. 263 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,360 {\an2}Ah. 264 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,760 {\an2}Will you hold them? 265 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,320 {\an2}Oh, thank you. Nice to be involved. 266 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,720 {\an2}Make yourself useful. 267 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,400 {\an2}Is there nothing in the shed for this? 268 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:33,920 {\an2}Ah! 269 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:38,560 {\an2}H. 270 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:41,880 {\an2}This is the real task. 271 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,200 {\an2}Just about looking, isn't it? 272 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,800 {\an2}Yeah, peg all the tasks onto the wa... Oh. 273 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:51,320 {\an2}This is like some sort of lesson, isn't it? 274 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,280 {\an2}I-It's the moral is, you know, don't rush in. 275 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,800 {\an2}Be less reactive as a person 276 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,400 {\an2}and you won't have to clean up your own mess afterwards. 277 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,160 {\an2}1%. I wanted to think outside the box. 278 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,280 {\an2}I feel like I'm very much in the box. 279 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,880 {\an2}Any more letters there? 280 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,000 {\an2}It's not going well. 281 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:13,440 {\an2}Shed! Fuck. Shit. 282 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:15,920 {\an2}There you are. 283 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,440 {\an2}I've stopped the clock! 284 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,880 {\an2}Brilliant! Sophie, congratulations. 285 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,040 {\an2}Thank you very much. 286 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,840 {\an2}"Peg all the tasks to the washing line!" 287 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,040 {\an2}This is like Guantanamo Bay. 288 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,200 {\an2}Oh, my God. Alex, are you gonna help with me this now? 289 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,200 {\an2}OK, so this is going in one pack. 290 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,240 {\an2}What time are we at now? 291 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,880 {\an2}Oh, you've had quite a while now. 292 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,560 {\an2}Oh, my God. 293 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,000 {\an2}Now. I've stopped the clock. 294 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,080 {\an2}Oh! 295 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,800 {\an1}APPLAUSE 296 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,160 {\an2}What do you think, Joanne, how do you feel watching back? 297 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:03,440 {\an2}I was at the stage in the task where I knew I was stupid 298 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,320 {\an2}and missing something, but I didn't know what it was. 299 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,000 {\an2}Yeah. But then I did think 300 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,280 {\an2}I was smart by pegging them all back up in a lump 301 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,440 {\an2}rather than individually. 302 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,480 {\an2}And getting him to do it, yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course. 303 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:16,200 {\an2}Yeah, I had to help because it had taken so long. 304 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,840 {\an2}Sophie, not for the first time you sounded like 305 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,680 {\an2}an Alan Bennett monologue. Hmm. 306 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:24,000 {\an2}"It's a lesson for life, this, isn't it?" 307 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:27,520 {\an2}Yeah, I think I've been baffled for a lot. It's been horrific, actually. 308 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,320 {\an2}You weren't that baffled in this one, Sophie. 309 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:33,600 {\an2}You stepped back and saw the enormous arrow pointing at the shed. 310 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,880 {\an2}Was the, were the tasks in the shape of an arrow? 311 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,920 {\an1}LAUGHTER 312 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,480 {\an2}I didn't... I swear to God I didn't see that. 313 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,560 {\an2}I don't think you should be allowed to run the world. 314 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:46,960 {\an2}You spotted it after two minutes. Did I? 315 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,520 {\an2}You pinned them all back up after three minutes 41, 316 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,720 {\an2}you completed the task. 317 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:51,920 {\an2}And what was Joanne's time? 318 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,640 {\an2}20 minutes and 20 seconds. LAUGHTER 319 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:57,880 {\an2}Guess what? Yeah, sorry - here are some adverts. 320 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,720 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 321 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,080 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 322 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:12,680 {\an2}Hello! Welcome back to part two of our final where there are 323 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,560 {\an2}a lot of tasks hung up on a washing line to dry. 324 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,200 {\an2}That's right. These guys had to find the real task 325 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,440 {\an2}and then do that task. 326 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,720 {\an2}OK, we've seen Sophie and Joanne 327 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:25,040 {\an2}so it's only fair we now see Steve, Nick and John. 328 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:31,040 {\an2}Each task has a 1% chance, but the H of chance is underlined. 329 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,800 {\an2}Some of the letters are underlined, Alex. 330 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:36,200 {\an2}It spells out H-E-D-S. What does that mean? 331 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,160 {\an2}# A, B, C, D, E... # 332 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,480 {\an2}Right. In case that's the thing. 333 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,720 {\an2}Find and complete the re... No, it's not that, is it? 334 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,480 {\an2}Is that an arrow? 335 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:54,040 {\an2}H-E-D-S. 336 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,080 {\an2}Shed. 337 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,080 {\an2}Fuck this, I'm going to the shed. 338 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,520 {\an2}OK, hang on. An anagram of H... 339 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:09,720 {\an2}Is that the only ones underlined? H, E and D 340 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,360 {\an2}and S...STED? 341 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,960 {\an2}Is that an arrow, Alex? 342 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,600 {\an2}It's arrow! 343 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,120 {\an2}Shed...shed. Going to the shed. 344 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,840 {\an2}"This is the real task - peg all the tasks to the washing line." 345 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,480 {\an2}OK. 346 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,960 {\an2}Ha, ha! Ah, you suckers. 347 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,920 {\an2}I didn't take any off, did I? I took two off. 348 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,600 {\an2}I've stopped the clock, John. Have I finished? 349 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,320 {\an2}I've stopped the clock. 350 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,560 {\an2}There you go. 351 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,440 {\an2}Is that good? Yeah. 352 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,640 {\an1}APPLAUSE 353 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,400 {\an2}Well, this has set the feminist movement back by years, I would say. 354 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,520 {\an1}LAUGHTER 355 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,960 {\an2}They were quick, deadly. Yeah. 356 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,160 {\an2}Observant, to the point, they all had a catchphrase. 357 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,400 {\an2}Steve, "Fuck this, I'm going to the shed," for example. 358 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:08,760 {\an2}John's - possibly my favourite, "It's arrow!" 359 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,280 {\an1}LAUGHTER 360 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,280 {\an2}And, "Ah, you suckers." 361 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,360 {\an2}I think out of the three it's unsurprising 362 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,000 {\an2}the slowest was Nick. 363 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,120 {\an2}One minute 50 for you, Nick. OK. 364 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:23,600 {\an2}The others? John, one minute 16. Steve, 49.8 seconds. 365 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,000 {\an1}APPLAUSE 366 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,960 {\an2}All three were very pleased with themselves. 367 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,280 {\an2}Oh, don't, don't, don't, don't. 368 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,960 {\an2}Oh. Sophie. Yeah? 369 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,520 {\an2}You are safe. Great. 370 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,840 {\an2}Oh, hello. 371 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,040 {\an2}The rest of you, watch this. 372 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,920 {\an2}Remember you did have to peg ALL the tasks to the washing line. 373 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,840 {\an2}AUDIENCE: Oh... 374 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,960 {\an2}See you later. Do you want me to pick that up? 375 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000 {\an2}Yes, please. 376 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,880 {\an2}Thank you. OK. 377 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,280 {\an2}Oh, lovely. 378 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,720 {\an2}Goodbye, Nick. See you later. 379 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,480 {\an2}Joanne and Nick, you did not complete the task. 380 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,760 {\an2}I don't think that's gonna make a difference to my score, 381 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,080 {\an2}to be honest. No. Which means Nick and Joanne 382 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,920 {\an2}both don't get any points. Three points to Sophie, 383 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,160 {\an2}four to John and five to Steve Pemberton. 384 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,880 {\an1}APPLAUSE 385 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:21,920 {\an2}Scoreboards, please. 386 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,040 {\an2}Yes, in the lead with nine it's Steve Pemberton. 387 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,080 {\an2}What's next for this big fancy final? 388 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,680 {\an2}OK, well, this task is all anyone ever wants, really - 389 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,520 {\an2}a hug with an old friend. 390 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,720 {\an2}You like these big Lawrence Of Arabia 391 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,120 {\an2}opening approach shots, don't you? 392 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,160 {\an2}Yeah. 393 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,680 {\an2}Bet the director's loving this. 394 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:58,280 {\an2}I'm not in the right shoes for this set-up, really. 395 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,080 {\an2}Having a good day? Yeah, it's really good 396 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,640 {\an2}I was just riding a horse bareback there. 397 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,960 {\an2}It's not QWERTY, it's not a keyboard layout. 398 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,120 {\an2}And it's not in alphabetical order. 399 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,800 {\an2}But there are also repeats of some letters cos there's two G... 400 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,200 {\an2}I should read the task. 401 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,160 {\an2}"Hug your special friend." 402 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,200 {\an2}Hmm. 403 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,520 {\an2}"Hug your special friend." 404 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,920 {\an2}Does that mean I have to give you a hug? We are colleagues. 405 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,280 {\an2}Oh, right, OK. 406 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:25,040 {\an2}"Every time you touch a letter you must turn it over 407 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,240 {\an2}"and one minute will be added to your time." 408 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,000 {\an2}"Fastest wins. Your time starts now." 409 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,080 {\an2}It is on the vague side, Alex. 410 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,720 {\an1}LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 411 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,880 {\an2}Special friend's quite a creepy thing to say. 412 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,240 {\an2}Oh, is it? Shall I stop doing that? 413 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,720 {\an2}Yeah, there's been a few times during this series where I've thought, 414 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,240 {\an2}"I don't know, I think he's been 415 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,240 {\an2}"spending a bit too much time on his own." 416 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,640 {\an2}Let's start! OK, now it's one for 417 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,960 {\an2}the birdwatchers out there. Hi, Dad. Hi, Mum. 418 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,960 {\an2}Look, it's a pair of jays. 419 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,280 {\an2}Joanne and John. 420 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,320 {\an2}Well, I, I guess I'm gonna start turning over letters. 421 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:02,440 {\an2}Sure. 422 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,600 {\an2}All right. 423 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,520 {\an2}I'm gonna go J cos that's my, um... 424 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,120 {\an2}Well, all right, that, OK. 425 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,840 {\an2}Let's go Z. 426 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,120 {\an2}Biscuit. 427 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,840 {\an2}You hungry? No. 428 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:17,040 {\an2}Really? Hug your spe... Oh, do I have to spell out hug? 429 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:19,640 {\an2}No, let's spell out your name. Is it Alex? 430 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,160 {\an2}That is my name. Ah! 431 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,480 {\an2}What, what have you found? 432 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:23,520 {\an2}Your name. 433 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,840 {\an2}You think? 434 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,080 {\an2}A string. 435 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,240 {\an2}There's probably no strategy to this. 436 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,480 {\an2}I'd say it's just a kind of like a free-for-all. 437 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,520 {\an2}I get that vibe. 438 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,040 {\an2}OK. 439 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,760 {\an2}We've got a compass at least. 440 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,320 {\an2}Oh, no. 441 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,000 {\an2}Oh, no? 442 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,560 {\an2}It's one of these. 443 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:49,160 {\an2}So I've gotta follow this in some direction from here, 444 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:53,840 {\an2}I would say, so I reckon if I go in a circle, at the end of this string 445 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,880 {\an2}I'm gonna find a special friend. 446 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,280 {\an2}Ow. 447 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,360 {\an2}I'm in quite a lot of pain, Alex. 448 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,440 {\an2}Would you like a biscuit? 449 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:02,920 {\an2}Wouldn't mind some gloves, 450 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,760 {\an8}or just at least an eye on health and safety. 451 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,280 {\an2}Hello, hello? 452 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,600 {\an1}RINGING 453 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,600 {\an1}RINGING 454 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,800 {\an2}I think I've done the wrong thing. LAUGHTER 455 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,920 {\an1}RINGING 456 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:31,960 {\an2}Aah! 457 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 {\an1}RINGING CONTINUES 458 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,400 {\an2}250 degrees west. 459 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,760 {\an2}That's 250 degrees west? BUZZ 460 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:43,160 {\an2}Is it? Yeah. Unless your compass is wrong. 461 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,440 {\an2}Which way is north, John? 462 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,360 {\an2}BUZZ This compass is wrong. 463 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,360 {\an2}Have you used a compass before? Yeah. 464 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,600 {\an2}Ah, that's north.Yeah. BELL DINGS 465 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,360 {\an2}Oh, fuck. 466 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:59,360 {\an2}A-ha-ha-ha! RINGING 467 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,160 {\an2}I've stopped the clock. 468 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,480 {\an2}I remember him. 469 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,560 {\an2}He's your special friend. 470 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,760 {\an2}Oh, hello. I've done it, Alex! 471 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,000 {\an2}I've stopped the clock, John. AUDIENCE AWWS 472 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,640 {\an2}That was incredibly frustrating. 473 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:13,680 {\an2}Yeah. 474 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,720 {\an2}Not bad. 475 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,640 {\an2}Thanks, Joanne. No worries, thank you. 476 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,960 {\an1}APPLAUSE 477 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,360 {\an2}Joanne. Hmm. 478 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,120 {\an2}Have you ever seen a walkie-talkie before? 479 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,240 {\an2}Cos you looked at it with such childlike wonderment. 480 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,920 {\an2}Well, there's something earlier in the series 481 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,320 {\an2}that I thought was a walkie-talkie 482 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,120 {\an2}but was a barbecue lighter. A barbecue lighter. 483 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,840 {\an1}LAUGHTER 484 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,360 {\an2}I'm not in the Army, OK? 485 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,320 {\an2}I, I should have told you. OK. She's not in the Army. 486 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,200 {\an2}Why didn't you tell me she's not in the Army? I'm sorry. 487 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,280 {\an2}John takes this very seriously, this show. 488 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:48,200 {\an2}He is a Taskmaster nerd and I enjoyed seeing you get angry. 489 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,640 {\an2}It was 38 degrees when we filmed that. 490 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,160 {\an2}And Alex kept asking me if I wanted a biscuit 491 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,000 {\an2}when I found biscuits under the letters. 492 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,840 {\an2}I couldn't believe you didn't want a biscuit. 493 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,400 {\an2}I didn't want a biscuit, Alex. John's got no time for whimsy. 494 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,320 {\an2}He wants to complete the task quickly 495 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,520 {\an2}and get the delicious points. That's...yes. 496 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:11,040 {\an2}Who's next? Next up, all the way from Fleetwood Mac, 497 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:14,600 {\an2}it's "Steve'n Nick's" attempts. Steve and Nick's. 498 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,280 {\an2}Who's my special friend? 499 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,600 {\an2}Is it one of the horses? 500 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,480 {\an2}I don't know what you do in your own time. 501 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,240 {\an2}Right, well, I would love to spell out the phrase 502 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,160 {\an2}"hug your special friend", but scanning the letters 503 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,760 {\an2}I'm not seeing the letter Y. 504 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,320 {\an2}Um, I'm gonna just start with an H. 505 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,200 {\an2}Is this a timed thing? 506 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,520 {\an2}Fastest wins. Fastest wins, OK. 507 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,040 {\an2}And one minute per letter turned over. 508 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,840 {\an2}Huh? One minute is... 509 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,240 {\an2}Per, per letter turned over. Yes. 510 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,720 {\an1}NICK GASPS 511 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,160 {\an2}Chocolate biscuit. 512 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,000 {\an2}So it's someone who likes chocolate biscuits. OK. 513 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,440 {\an2}Or is it for me, this chocolate biscuit? It's for me? All right. 514 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,960 {\an2}Oh. Hello? 515 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,880 {\an2}Is that my special friend? 516 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,440 {\an2}Fastest wins, Nick. 517 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,520 {\an2}Yeah, I, I, I was aware of, yeah. Mm-hmm. 518 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,160 {\an2}Oh. 519 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,840 {\an2}250 degrees west. 520 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,480 {\an2}I'm guessing I'm gonna have to eventually turn all of these over, 521 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,880 {\an2}so why am I messing around? 522 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,600 {\an2}Oh, some wool. 523 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,680 {\an2}All right, what's the task again? 524 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,520 {\an2}"Every time you touch a letter you must turn it over 525 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,800 {\an2}"and one minute will be added to your time." 526 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,480 {\an2}Yeah, you've spent 48 minutes so far. 527 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:34,880 {\an2}Oh, and fastest wins. 528 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,320 {\an2}Right. 529 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:45,000 {\an2}Mannequin...mannequin. The mannequin is my special friend. 530 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,320 {\an2}Uh, so north is that way. 531 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,760 {\an2}Yeah, if north's that way, which way do you reckon west is? 532 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,240 {\an2}This way. BELL DINGS 533 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,280 {\an2}That's west. BUZZ 534 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,760 {\an2}I don't wanna expend unnecessary energy. Hmm. 535 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,840 {\an1}LAUGHTER 536 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,000 {\an2}Hello, over. 537 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,160 {\an2}Maybe, is this a clue? BELL DINGS 538 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,000 {\an8}Is this an arrow, the mannequin, that's pointing up this way? 539 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,320 {\an2}Oh, there's something colourful. Oh! 540 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,760 {\an2}A-ha. 541 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,400 {\an1}APPLAUSE 542 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,040 {\an2}Oh, you look like one of my characters from League of Gentlemen. 543 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,400 {\an2}Oh, fucking hell! 544 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,960 {\an2}SLOWED: Oh, fucking hell! 545 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,200 {\an2}Oh, you're terrifying. 546 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,920 {\an2}Well, that wasn't too bad. 547 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:29,400 {\an2}No? Yeah, I think I did middling on that. 548 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,120 {\an2}Hmm. Well, you turned over 45 letters. 549 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,280 {\an1}LAUGHTER 550 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,520 {\an1}APPLAUSE 551 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,400 {\an2}And see, this is the difference between John and Nick, 552 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,400 {\an2}is that when you see a whimsical biscuit's been left under... 553 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,520 {\an2}I eat it. You think, "I'm prioritising this biscuit." 554 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,240 {\an2}I think it was the biscuit that made me forget that you weren't meant 555 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,680 {\an2}to turn over many letters, cos as soon as I had that biscuit 556 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,800 {\an2}I just started turning over as many as I could find. 557 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,400 {\an2}Yeah, the other difference is that 558 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,040 {\an2}Nick obviously did very badly. 559 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,160 {\an2}Very pleased with himself. LAUGHTER 560 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,880 {\an2}"I think that went quite well." 561 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,720 {\an2}Steve, how do you feel? 562 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,400 {\an2}Uh, annoyed I didn't eat the biscuit. 563 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,520 {\an2}Um, I was looking forward to finding 564 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,760 {\an2}a lovely word thing in the labyrinth of words. 565 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,480 {\an2}Totally forgot the fact that each one was a minute. 566 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,760 {\an2}Yeah, and then the greeting was, 567 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,600 {\an2}I mean, borderline orgasmic. 568 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,160 {\an2}Had you forgotten there was someone inside your mannequin? 569 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:26,440 {\an2}I'd totally forgotten, cos it was weeks and weeks earlier. 570 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,480 {\an2}So I screamed, didn't I? 571 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,120 {\an2}It was hilarious. Yeah. 572 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,880 {\an2}Good. Now I'm not one to make, uh, judgements 573 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,400 {\an2}and I'm always fast to apologise when I do. 574 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,160 {\an2}But I predict Sophie's gonna be shit at this. 575 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:43,000 {\an2}OK. Time for another ad break. See you in a bit. 576 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,120 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 577 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,800 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 578 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,360 {\an2}Hello! 579 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,840 {\an2}You join us for the third quarter of our final 580 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:02,320 {\an2}and the completion of a task all about tracking down old friends. 581 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,560 {\an2}Yes, old friends that they made for themselves - 582 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,440 {\an2}quite sad, really. They've all managed to find 583 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,200 {\an2}and hug them so far, but there is still one person left to go. 584 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,960 {\an2}WILLan Sophie be reunited with her old friend? 585 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,760 {\an2}Let's find out right now. 586 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:16,960 {\an2}Right, OK. 587 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:21,120 {\an2}"Every time you touch a letter you must turn it over. 588 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,160 {\an2}"And one minute will be added to your time." 589 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,920 {\an2}But I don't want to touch a letter, then. 590 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,520 {\an2}"Fastest wins." 591 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,520 {\an2}Is it a tree-hugging exercise? 592 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,760 {\an2}Is it that sort of thing? 593 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,160 {\an2}The problem is you've got crew hiding in bushes, haven't you? 594 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,400 {\an2}It's quite daunting. 595 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,400 {\an2}Hello? 596 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000 {\an2}Hello? 597 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,720 {\an2}Hello-oh? 598 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,880 {\an2}I might aim for that tree over there. 599 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,040 {\an2}Yeah, OK. Do...and I don't wanna faff about with these, do I? 600 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,080 {\an2}No. 601 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,040 {\an2}Hello? Who's there? 602 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,640 {\an1}SHE GASPS 603 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,680 {\an2}Oh, see... 604 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,960 {\an2}Oh, I thought it was gonna be an old school friend or something. 605 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,560 {\an2}It's your old friend Wolfie. Wolfie! 606 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,600 {\an2}I've stopped the clock. 607 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:04,640 {\an2}Is that it? 608 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,760 {\an1}APPLAUSE 609 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,320 {\an2}I formally apologise. 610 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:12,640 {\an2}Thank you. 611 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,480 {\an2}Incredible, I mean, 100% accidental? 612 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,000 {\an2}Well, I thought you would have 613 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,160 {\an2}a friend of mine from Manchester hid in a bush that's... 614 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,000 {\an2}You thought that several times. I thought Amy again. 615 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,400 {\an2}Yeah...yeah. Yeah. 616 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,520 {\an2}No, this show isn't about reuniting people with... Yeah. 617 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,000 {\an2}LAUGHTER ..long-lost friends. 618 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,320 {\an2}She has kept saying will her friend jump out of something. 619 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,680 {\an2}Where's Amy? Always Amy. Yeah. 620 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,280 {\an2}I don't know why, I just thought Amy'd be someone you'd approach. 621 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,720 {\an2}Have you not seen Amy for a while? 622 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,000 {\an2}I've not.Or this show ever? LAUGHTER 623 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,680 {\an2}She managed to find it in four minutes 44 seconds. 624 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,800 {\an1}CROWD OOHS 625 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,000 {\an2}No punishment, no extra minutes. Want to hear the points? 626 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:50,600 {\an2}Yeah. Well, Sophie found it quickest in four minutes 44. 627 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,000 {\an2}Ooh, five sweet points. 628 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,320 {\an2}Exactly, yeah. 629 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:57,520 {\an2}Er, Joanne, 11 minutes 20 with your punishments. 630 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,280 {\an2}Four sweet points. Four sweet points. 631 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,360 {\an2}John, you turned over ten which means you had a total of 632 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,800 {\an2}21 minutes 20. 633 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,440 {\an2}Oh, the three sweet points. 634 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:10,080 {\an2}Yeah, and then the guys who turned over 45 cards. 635 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:13,720 {\an2}Steve, your total time was 52 minutes 37. 636 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,520 {\an2}Nick, 56 minutes 25. 637 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:19,120 {\an2}Two points to Steve, one point to Nick Mohammed. There it is. 638 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,680 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 639 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,480 {\an2}Wow, this is my worst round yet. 640 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,680 {\an2}Good. OK, what's next? 641 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,240 {\an2}Well, the bad news is it's the final task. 642 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,560 {\an2}Aww. But the good news is, 643 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,920 {\an2}Greg, you've just become a TV commissioner, at last. 644 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,280 {\an2}Hello, Sophie. Hello. 645 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,320 {\an2}Hello, Nick, hello, Steve. Hello. Oh, hello. 646 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,720 {\an2}I keep forgetting that you're here. 647 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,640 {\an2}Pardon?Sorry, nothing. LAUGHTER 648 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,280 {\an2}OK, good luck. 649 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:59,440 {\an2}"Present the best new short-form shiny floor American game show." 650 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,080 {\an2}"Alex will be the contestant. 651 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:04,000 {\an2}"One of you must be his rival and somebody must win." 652 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,320 {\an2}"The game show Greg most wants to see commissioned wins. 653 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:11,080 {\an2}"Also there is a bonus point for best new game-show catchphrase." 654 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,320 {\an2}"You have a maximum of 30 minutes. Your time starts now." 655 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,080 {\an2}You, what about if you had to go through 656 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,240 {\an2}the stool of your opposite contestant 657 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,840 {\an2}and guess what they had for dinner last night. 658 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,040 {\an2}OK. 659 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,120 {\an2}Can you play the keyboard? No, but I can do... 660 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,200 {\an1}SHE PLAYS A FEW NOTES 661 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,640 {\an2}LAUGHTER I imagine Greg would 662 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,880 {\an2}want to see something quite violent. 663 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:35,960 {\an2}Yeah. 664 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,400 {\an2}So our opening thing is, it goes... 665 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,640 {\an1}SHE VOCALISES 666 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,800 {\an2}Oh, no. Oh, no. 667 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,840 {\an1}SHE VOCALISES 668 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,320 {\an2}What about if it's, uh... Shorter. 669 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,360 {\an1}LAUGHTER 670 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,840 {\an2}You-you've not really run with my stool idea. 671 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,840 {\an2}No, I still...I haven't even written it down. 672 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,600 {\an2}Guess the age to win the wage, take to the stage. 673 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,000 {\an2}Oh, yes! 674 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,800 {\an2}# Guess the age Take to the stage # 675 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,920 {\an2}Oh, I love it! Oh, that's great. 676 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,040 {\an2}Feel the... 677 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,200 {\an2}..w...rage the... 678 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,440 {\an2}..m...uh, lage, mage, cage. Of the wage. 679 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,360 {\an2}Fage, beige. 680 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,680 {\an2}Right, what about something like, uh, 681 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,000 {\an2}ESP or something like, it's just people who like, 682 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,480 {\an2}you know, might sit in front of 683 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,840 {\an2}one of those things that just drop lots of ping-pong balls 684 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,400 {\an2}and they have to try and get it into a certain shape using their mind. 685 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,400 {\an2}Right. It's either that or coming on with your stool. 686 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,960 {\an2}I know I keep coming back to this, but I think Greg would love that. 687 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,880 {\an1}LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 688 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,320 {\an2}I just want to make sure I've 100% heard correctly. 689 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,720 {\an2}Steve's suggestion, uh, 690 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:46,640 {\an2}is of a game show where contestants root through each other's shit? 691 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,440 {\an2}Nick didn't wanna do it. I mean, he... No, no way. 692 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,960 {\an2}Did he not? 693 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,800 {\an2}He kept pushing for it. 694 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,880 {\an2}So I'm presuming he won. I don't know. 695 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,520 {\an2}Oh, yeah, we did it, yeah, yeah. 696 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,640 {\an2}Um, this team seemed a bit more democratic. 697 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,960 {\an2}I think I got a bit hung up on the theme tune, didn't I? 698 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,480 {\an2}I hope you've included some of those great rhymes like 699 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,840 {\an2}lage, mage and fage. LAUGHTER 700 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,440 {\an2}Right, shall we do it? Let's do it. 701 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,560 {\an2}It's the game show you most want to commission. 702 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,920 {\an2}First up, we know there'll be a keyboard involved. 703 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,000 {\an2}It's the team of three. 704 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:27,000 {\an2}# Take to the stage to guess the age to win the wage! # 705 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,720 {\an2}Hey, everyone I'm Chad Whopper 706 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,640 {\an2}and tonight we're asking the question, 707 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,360 {\an2}how close to death...are you? 708 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,840 {\an2}Contestant number one, what's your name? 709 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,520 {\an2}My name is Lucia D'Lacey 710 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,240 {\an2}and I'm 25, all the way from bubblin' Dublin. 711 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,920 {\an2}Bubblin' Dublin. 712 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,920 {\an2}A round of applause. APPLAUSE 713 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,440 {\an2}Contestant number two, what's your name? 714 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:56,160 {\an2}My name's Alex Horne, I'm 25 as well. And I'm also from Dublin. 715 00:31:56,200 --> 00:32:00,200 {\an2}Our guest this evening is sitting right here. What's your name, madam? 716 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,920 {\an2}My name is Champagne Bonanza. 717 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,800 {\an2}Champagne Bonanza! 718 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,600 {\an2}Each of our contestants has two questions. 719 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:13,480 {\an2}Champagne can only provide yes or no answers. 720 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:16,520 {\an2}You may not ask Champagne her age 721 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,840 {\an2}if you want to win her wage. 722 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:23,840 {\an2}# Take to the stage to guess the age to win the wage. # 723 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,360 {\an8}But as always, our contestants 724 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,240 {\an8}must lower the goggles 725 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,600 {\an8}as the mind boggles. Boggles. 726 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,760 {\an2}Very good. Lucia, what's your first question to Champagne? 727 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,960 {\an2}Champagne, would you remove your teeth for me, please? 728 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,200 {\an2}No. No. 729 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,400 {\an2}Alex. 730 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:45,560 {\an2}Do you enjoy the music of Lil Wayne or Lil Nas or that sort of thing? 731 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,040 {\an2}Oh, yeah. That's a yeah. 732 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,280 {\an2}It's time for the final question. 733 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,040 {\an2}Cosmic Rhythm, could we have some tense music? 734 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,840 {\an1}PRESET TUNE PLAYS 735 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,640 {\an2}Champagne, hello again. 736 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,040 {\an2}Would you describe yourself as Gen... 737 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,360 {\an2}..F? 738 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,280 {\an2}No. No. 739 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,600 {\an2}Champagne, 740 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:08,000 {\an2}would you still be in the market for a tampon? 741 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,040 {\an2}Yes. 742 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,280 {\an2}OK, folks, you've guessed how old. 743 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,520 {\an2}Are you hot or cold? 744 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,040 {\an2}# Guessed how old 745 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,200 {\an2}# Are you hot or cold? 746 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,240 {\an2}# Ah! # 747 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,080 {\an2}Lucia, what's your age? 748 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,320 {\an2}My guess is that Champagne is a fizzy 29. 749 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,480 {\an2}A fizzy 29. 750 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,320 {\an2}Alex Horne. 751 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:35,920 {\an2}I think Champagne is a sparkly 25. 752 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,200 {\an2}A sparkly 25. 753 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,600 {\an2}Drum roll, please. 754 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,840 {\an2}Champagne Bonanza, can you please reveal your age? 755 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,000 {\an2}I'm 39. 39! 756 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,760 {\an2}We have a winner. 757 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:53,440 {\an2}Lucia D'Lacey, you walk away with Champagne's wage. 758 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:56,520 {\an2}Thank you. 759 00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:00,720 {\an2}# Guess the age to win the wage Take to the stage 760 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:04,600 {\an2}# Guess the age to win the wage Take to the stage. # 761 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,560 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 762 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,040 {\an2}How long did they have to do that, half an hour? Yes. 763 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,680 {\an2}I mean, bloody hell, it's good. Isn't it? 764 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,160 {\an2}It's like, it's like an actual show. 765 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,640 {\an2}Yeah. It, it was very shiny floor, but I actually think 766 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,520 {\an2}it would be quite a good game show, guessing people's age. 767 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,200 {\an2}Yeah, well, well, I mean, the suggestion of the game show 768 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:24,720 {\an2}is you're guessing how long they've got left to live. 769 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,560 {\an2}Like it was all quite light until you went hard in on, 770 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,040 {\an2}"Are you still having periods?" 771 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:32,880 {\an2}Yeah. Very, it's a very telling answer. 772 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,080 {\an2}It is. What's going on here? 773 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,000 {\an2}Ambience. You t... And, and information. 774 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,720 {\an2}It's just, I sensed it's an American game show, 775 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,400 {\an2}it's very shiny floor. Hmm. 776 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,360 {\an2}And then there's some northern version of 777 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,200 {\an2}the Pet Shop Boys in the corner. 778 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,160 {\an2}Right, time for our last ad break of the series. 779 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,200 {\an2}Soon someone will go home with absolutely nothing, 780 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,120 {\an2}courtesy of Steve Pemberton. 781 00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,320 {\an2}We'll find out if Nick's prediction was correct 782 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,280 {\an2}and of course we will crown our new series champion. 783 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,320 {\an2}We'll see you soon. 784 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,200 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 785 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,880 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 786 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,960 {\an2}Hello. Here we are, then. It's the final part of our final. 787 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,240 {\an2}Ooh, finally. 788 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,080 {\an2}And the final task sees head of light entertainment 789 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,560 {\an2}Greg Davies trying to pick between two short-form 790 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,680 {\an2}American game-show pitches. 791 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:31,400 {\an2}Hey, guys, remember when Steve kept pushing for the stool idea 792 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,040 {\an2}over and over and over and over again 793 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,200 {\an2}and Nick was having none of it? Well, here we go. 794 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,320 {\an8}Welcome back to Poo Do You Think You Are. 795 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,440 {\an2}I'm joined here with Steve and Alex. 796 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,440 {\an2}It is time, guys, to trade turds. 797 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,360 {\an2}Well, I've done a big shit in a box. 798 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,080 {\an1}LAUGHTER 799 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:59,280 {\an2}And you have 30 seconds to go through your poos, 800 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,840 {\an2}before we get the scoop on the poop. 801 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,160 {\an2}Now. 30 seconds. 802 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:13,880 {\an2}Got chopsticks there. Don't have to eat it. 803 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,520 {\an2}Don't have to? You don't have to. 804 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,080 {\an8}Hey, this guy's got an unfair advantage, 805 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,600 {\an8}being that he's a chef and all. 806 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,120 {\an2}Well, I don't make the rules, I'm just the host, 807 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,360 {\an2}and that is time up, Alex. Poo down. 808 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,200 {\an2}Steve, poo down. OK, so we're gonna go Alex first. 809 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:31,480 {\an2}You gotta guess an ingredient starting now. 810 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,280 {\an8}Grape. 811 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,360 {\an8}Correct. 812 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:36,560 {\an8}Coffee. 813 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,720 {\an8}Correct. 814 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,080 {\an8}Maltesers. 815 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,480 {\an8}Correct. 816 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:42,680 {\an8}Lychee fruits. 817 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:44,160 {\an1}HORN SQUEAKS 818 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,960 {\an8}Banana. 819 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,920 {\an8}Correct. 820 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:50,240 {\an8}Caramel ice cream. 821 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,920 {\an8}HORN SQUEAKS Dang it. 822 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,200 {\an8}I'll give you honey. 823 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:56,840 {\an8}Chocolate sauce. 824 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,800 {\an8}No. 825 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,840 {\an8}Will you give me honey? I'll give you honey. 826 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,400 {\an8}OK. I think that is your time up on that. Hmm. 827 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,720 {\an2}We have a winner, 828 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,240 {\an2}and his name is Alex! CHEERING 829 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:09,520 {\an2}So, Alex, before you get too excited... 830 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,000 {\an1}BELL RINGS ..we're gonna get Gabby over here, 831 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:15,040 {\an2}who is gonna present the celebrity poop. 832 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,840 {\an2}Gabby, do you wanna come on and bring the celebrity poop? 833 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,880 {\an8}Thank you very much Gabby, just pop that down there. 834 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,120 {\an7}LAUGHTER 835 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,080 {\an2}OK, so Alex. Mm-hm. Your chance to win... 836 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,920 {\an2}Ooh. This delicious celebrity poop. OK. 837 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,880 {\an2}Three guesses to guess whose poop this is. 838 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,280 {\an2}My first guess is Gwen Stefani. No. No? 839 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:35,160 {\an8}No. I get it, I get the reference, I love it. 840 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:38,400 {\an2}Hints of many, many children. A ghostly presence? 841 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,000 {\an2}Exactly. Half... Half a... Yeah. 842 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,840 {\an2}...half a, not a full Moore, a Demi Moore. 843 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,320 {\an2}Demi Moore is the correct answer, thank you so much. 844 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:45,360 {\an2}I can't believe you got it. 845 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,120 {\an2}Congratulations, you get to take that home. 846 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,320 {\an2}You've gotta have...you get to keep this. 847 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,880 {\an2}You get to keep everything, 848 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,000 {\an2}everything that was involved in this show, 849 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,640 {\an2}you've gotta take home with you. 850 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,960 {\an2}Thank you so much, Alex. And now... Thank you. 851 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,960 {\an2}Gabby you wanna see him, see him off, or...? 852 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,720 {\an2}Thanks man. And thank you so much, great stuff. 853 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,880 {\an2}Congratulations to Alex, thank you so much, Alex, 854 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:06,960 {\an2}been a great contestant. 855 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,640 {\an2}Commiserations to Steve, don't know why he's still here. 856 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,800 {\an2}I'll see you next week on Poo Do You Think You Are. 857 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,280 {\an2}Why are you nodding at me like that? 858 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,120 {\an2}Steve's going, "See?" 859 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,840 {\an2}You're gonna eat your words. LAUGHING: I'm not. 860 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,560 {\an2}It's actually a lot better than I remember, to be fair. 861 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,600 {\an2}The most shocking thing for me about Poo Do You Think You Are, 862 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,880 {\an2}is that the host clearly does not want to be part of it. 863 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,160 {\an1}LAUGHTER 864 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,960 {\an2}Can you tell that? 865 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,800 {\an2}Oh, and side note, he's dressed as Dracula. 866 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,880 {\an1}LAUGHTER 867 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,320 {\an2}There were some good catchphrases, "It's time to trade turds", 868 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,720 {\an2}"Get the scoop on the poop", "I'll give you honey", 869 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,600 {\an2}"Poo down", and at one point I said "I've done a big shit in a box", 870 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,160 {\an2}so there's a few options. 871 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,040 {\an1}LAUGHTER 872 00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,520 {\an2}Which show would you most like to commission? 873 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,000 {\an2}I mean who thought this would be the end of the grand final? 874 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,960 {\an1}LAUGHTER 875 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,840 {\an2}Who thought this is where we'd arrive? 876 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,680 {\an2}After all of the trials and tribulations we've been through, 877 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:12,760 {\an2}the bonding, the journey, 878 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,920 {\an2}here we are with two Tupperware boxes of shit. 879 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,280 {\an2}It's an original idea. 880 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,400 {\an2}There's not enough original thinkers out there, 881 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,880 {\an2}but I do think you were probably pipped to the post 882 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:28,400 {\an2}by the other team who didn't do something absolutely disgusting. 883 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,520 {\an2}I think because of the originality 884 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,880 {\an2}and the heavy pain, I will give them three, 885 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,040 {\an2}but I will give Lower The Goggles As The Mind Boggles... 886 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,280 {\an2}That's your favourite catchphrase? ..as my favourite catchphrase. 887 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,080 {\an2}So it's six points to the team of three, 888 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,280 {\an2}and three points to the team of two. 889 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,920 {\an2}There we go, well done, everyone. 890 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,520 {\an1}APPLAUSE 891 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,400 {\an2}OK everyone, please make your way to the stage 892 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,520 {\an2}for the final task of the series. 893 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,320 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 894 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,640 {\an2}Greetings. 895 00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,640 {\an2}ALEX:Look at Nick. LAUGHTER 896 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,440 {\an2}I mean that is a bit... Yeah. 897 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,840 {\an1}APPLAUSE 898 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,800 {\an2}It got a round of applause. 899 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,680 {\an2}Who's reading the final task of the series out? 900 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,960 {\an2}The smart Steve Pemberton. 901 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,800 {\an2}Guess the five ingredients of the stool of your neighbour. 902 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,240 {\an1}LAUGHTER 903 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,560 {\an1}APPLAUSE 904 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:27,120 {\an2}Crawl around behind the wall for 20 seconds. 905 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:31,000 {\an2}On Greg's command, you must then pop up from behind the wall. 906 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:35,600 {\an2}If Greg correctly predicts where you will pop up, you will be eliminated. 907 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,600 {\an2}Last player correctly predicted wins. 908 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,840 {\an2}If there is a tie in the final the round is replayed. 909 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,280 {\an2}Dignity. 910 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,880 {\an2}OK here we go. First scuttle. WHISTLE BLOWS 911 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,040 {\an2}And they're off. 912 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,920 {\an1}LAUGHTER 913 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,520 {\an2}Five seconds left. 914 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,320 {\an2}WHISTLE BLOWS Stop scuttling. 915 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:07,280 {\an2}OK, so, Greg, where do you think Joanne McNally is? 916 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:12,160 {\an2}Joanne McNally has tried to deceive me by remaining in lane one. 917 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,400 {\an2}OK where do you think John Robins has gone? 918 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,840 {\an2}John Robins is in lane three. 919 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,240 {\an2}Nick Mohammed? 920 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,600 {\an2}He dived toward two... 921 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,280 {\an2}..so he's in four. 922 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,320 {\an1}ALEX GASPS 923 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,720 {\an1}LAUGHTER 924 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,200 {\an2}Sophie Willan? 925 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:33,360 {\an2}Willan's gone right over to two. 926 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,280 {\an2}And Steve Pemberton? 927 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,680 {\an2}Steve Pemberton is my age... 928 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,880 {\an2}..and will not have been bothered 929 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:46,240 {\an2}to go more than two squares, 930 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,560 {\an2}so he's stayed in three. 931 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,080 {\an2}Three in there with John Robins, you're saying. 932 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,840 {\an2}OK. Right, then, let's go down the line. 933 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:58,520 {\an2}Please pop up, Joanne McNally. 934 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:02,040 {\an2}LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE How'd you do that?! 935 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,360 {\an2}I knew it! 936 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,960 {\an2}OK. Please pop up, Sophie Willan. 937 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,120 {\an2}She survives. 938 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:10,920 {\an2}She's had a lovely time down there. 939 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,080 {\an2}OK, please pop up, John Robins. 940 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,240 {\an2}GREG: Ah. Oh, he's also survived. 941 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,560 {\an2}He lives. 942 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,760 {\an2}And Steve Pemberton, pop up. 943 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,320 {\an2}GREG: Yes. LAUGHTER 944 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,480 {\an2}I went all the way over there, and came back again. 945 00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,280 {\an2}Sure you did. 946 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:34,080 {\an2}And finally, Nick Mohammed. 947 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,200 {\an2}Oh. 948 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:39,160 {\an2}And my instinct was right, though. 949 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,560 {\an2}Only three left. Greg, I'm gonna stay in five. 950 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,640 {\an2}OK, mate. 951 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,800 {\an2}Round two. WHISTLE BLOWS 952 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,600 {\an2}Graceful. 953 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,960 {\an2}Quiet as mice. 954 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,760 {\an2}WHISTLE BLOWS Where do you think John Robins is? 955 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,040 {\an2}I don't think he's gone far. 956 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,880 {\an2}No, well, he can't have, because it's a couple of metres, isn't it? 957 00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:09,800 {\an2}OK. John's in three. Sophie's in one. 958 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,720 {\an2}Nick Mohammed? Oh, Nick's trying to Derren Brown me, 959 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,240 {\an2}and he's wanting me to say five, 960 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:20,080 {\an2}but I think he's capable of a double bluff as well. 961 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,560 {\an2}But he's also capable of being smug enough 962 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:26,000 {\an2}to go all the way over to one, so I'm gonna say that. 963 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,040 {\an2}With Sophie. 964 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,600 {\an2}If he comes up in five 965 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,120 {\an2}I'm gonna windmill into the audience with rage. 966 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:32,640 {\an1}LAUGHTER 967 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,040 {\an2}First up, Sophie Willan, please pop up. 968 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,880 {\an2}And let's see where John Robins is. 969 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:48,280 {\an2}Yes...Yes. APPLAUSE 970 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,920 {\an2}Let's see, has Nick played you? Nick Mohammed. 971 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,400 {\an2}We have a winner, Mr Nick Mohammed! 972 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,800 {\an1}APPLAUSE 973 00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,160 {\an2}Please come and join me. 974 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,040 {\an2}We'll add that to your final scores. 975 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,680 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 976 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,640 {\an2}You were good at that. 977 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:12,040 {\an2}Well, thank you. 978 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,520 {\an2}Well, obviously you guessed Joanne and Steve immediately, 979 00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,240 {\an2}so they come joint fourth. 980 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,800 {\an2}I think they're lucky to get two points each. 981 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:21,320 {\an2}Sophie and John joint second, four points each. Lovely. 982 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,840 {\an2}Nick Mohammed. The full five points. NICK: Yes! 983 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,040 {\an1}APPLAUSE 984 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:28,880 {\an2}Still rock bottom... Oh, yeah. 985 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:32,280 {\an2}..of the episode, with a meagre 11 points. 986 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:36,640 {\an2}Sophie's never won an episode. She's on 21, she's won the episode! 987 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:40,720 {\an2}CHEERS Sophie Willan wins the episode! 988 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:45,320 {\an2}Please go up and hold up your hope for humanity. 989 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:49,720 {\an2}Final slut drop. 990 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,600 {\an2}Ooh! Sorry. 991 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,960 {\an2}Sorry! Didn't mean to do that. 992 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,120 {\an1}APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER 993 00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:08,360 {\an2}Welcome, welcome to the series champion awards ceremony. 994 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,240 {\an2}What an achievement it will be for one of them - 995 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:15,000 {\an2}and what a total waste of time it was for the others. 996 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:19,280 {\an2}Alex Horne, please reveal those final scores. 997 00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:23,360 {\an2}In last place, and he's been there for a while now, 998 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:27,320 {\an2}it's a man who's written something in an envelope. 999 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,680 {\an2}It's you, Nick. OK. 1000 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:29,920 {\an2}But you might win 300 quid. 1001 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,680 {\an2}Thank you - yeah, I mean, that's why I'm here. 1002 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:34,480 {\an2}Can you show them the seal? 1003 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,080 {\an2}Behold the seal. 1004 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:40,240 {\an2}In last place, it's Nick Mohammed with 131 points. 1005 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:43,880 {\an2}Is it indeed? 1006 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,680 {\an2}There's another envelope within. Ah. 1007 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:46,960 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1008 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,440 {\an2}SUSPENSEFUL: Oooh... 1009 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,960 {\an1}GREG GRIMACES 1010 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:59,160 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1011 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,360 {\an2}Well done, Nick. 1012 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,480 {\an2}300 big ones coming your way in instalments. 1013 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,200 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1014 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:11,200 {\an2}And so we move up the table by 13 points, 1015 00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:16,200 {\an2}with 144, she won today's episode it's Sophie Willan. 1016 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:18,160 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1017 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,240 {\an2}We leap up again in third place with 153 points, 1018 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,200 {\an2}he brought in nothing, but he's gone away 1019 00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:26,080 {\an2}with an enormous amount of respect it's Mr Steve Pemberton. 1020 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,240 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1021 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:32,160 {\an2}With 171 points, in second place, it's Joanne McNally. 1022 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,760 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1023 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:35,920 {\an2}Over to you. 1024 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,360 {\an2}Our new Taskmaster champion, ladies and gentlemen, 1025 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:43,200 {\an2}and the owner of this beautiful gilded trophy, 1026 00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:45,080 {\an2}is John Robins! 1027 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,280 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1028 00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:51,160 {\an2}Congratulations, John. 1029 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,840 {\an2}Thank you very much, Greg. 1030 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,360 {\an9}Subtitles by Red Bee Media