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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour
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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour
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Aw. Woo!
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Aw. Woo!
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SHE SCREAMS
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I mean, you're useless at this.
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SCREAMING
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Prrp. Boop.
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Eurgh!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Hello!
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Thank you. Thank you, everybody.
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Thank you. Thank you, everybody.
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Welcome to Taskmaster,
the Olympics for funny people.
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Welcome to Taskmaster,
the Olympics for funny people.
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And, like elite athletes, our
comedians have been in training
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And, like elite athletes, our
comedians have been in training
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for this their whole careers,
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and similarly one slip up could see
them never compete again,
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and similarly one slip up could see
them never compete again,
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lose their homes and
end up singing Sweet Caroline in
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lose their homes and
end up singing Sweet Caroline in
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a high street, having drunk
a pint of plant feed
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a high street, having drunk
a pint of plant feed
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they stole from a garden centre.
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they stole from a garden centre.
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The stakes are high
and the rewards are low.
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The stakes are high
and the rewards are low.
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Let's meet them now.
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Please welcome Andy Zaltzman...
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Please welcome Andy Zaltzman...
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Please welcome Andy Zaltzman...
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..Babatunde Aleshe...
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..Babatunde Aleshe...
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..Emma Sidi...
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..Emma Sidi...
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..Jack Dee...
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..Jack Dee...
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..and Rosie Jones!
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..and Rosie Jones!
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And, sitting next to me,
a man who secretly confided in me
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And, sitting next to me,
a man who secretly confided in me
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that he doesn't think community
liaison officers are real police,
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that he doesn't think community
liaison officers are real police,
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and challenges any
of them who meet him
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and challenges any
of them who meet him
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to kick him hard in the gooch.
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to kick him hard in the gooch.
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to kick him hard in the gooch.
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# It's Little Alex Horne! #
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# It's Little Alex Horne! #
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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OK, let's begin.
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Yes, and what a way to begin
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because the prize category this week
is the object with the most soul.
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because the prize category this week
is the object with the most soul.
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because the prize category this week
is the object with the most soul.
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AUDIENCE:Ooh.
OK.
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AUDIENCE:Ooh.
OK.
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I know. Ooh.Ooh, indeed.
As a guy in a band,
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I know. Ooh.Ooh, indeed.
As a guy in a band,
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I get a lot of people stopping me
and saying, "You are...soul."
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I get a lot of people stopping me
and saying, "You are...soul."
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I get a lot of people stopping me
and saying, "You are...soul."
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But it's not about me, it's about
Greg giving maximum points to
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But it's not about me, it's about
Greg giving maximum points to
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the object with the most soul.
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All right.
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Rosie, shall we start with you?No.
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Rosie, shall we start with you?No.
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It...it was rhetorical. It's...
Um... We are starting with you.
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It...it was rhetorical. It's...
Um... We are starting with you.
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All right.
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What I've brought
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What I've brought
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to make me more soulful
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to make me more soulful
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is a saxophone.
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is a saxophone.
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Yes, it is.
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Yes, it is.
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Can I play a saxophone?
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Can I play a saxophone?
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No.
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Can I CARRY around a saxophone?
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Can I CARRY around a saxophone?
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Can I CARRY around a saxophone?
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Yes. Yeah.Soul.
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Yes. Yeah.Soul.
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Soul.
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That is going to score badly.Badly.
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That is going to score badly.Badly.
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That is going to score badly.Badly.
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What's your favourite
saxophone song?
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What's your favourite
saxophone song?
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SHE LAUGHS
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SHE LAUGHS
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If you can give me one,
then I might consider
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If you can give me one,
then I might consider
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not putting you at the bottom.
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Uh... Ooh!
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Right, the...The Simpsons.
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Right, the...The Simpsons.
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Right, the...The Simpsons.
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Ooh.Good answer.
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Ooh.Good answer.
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Too right.
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Too right.
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Emma, have you brought something in
that has the most soul?
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Emma, have you brought something in
that has the most soul?
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I've brought in a Furby.
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Oh. Someone's back in the game.
Yes!
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Oh. Someone's back in the game.
Yes!
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Here's Emma's soulful Furby.
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Here's Emma's soulful Furby.
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I don't know if anybody remembers
what Furbys would get up to,
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I don't know if anybody remembers
what Furbys would get up to,
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but basically they're kind of...
"ea be ba bu du ba du bea"...
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but basically they're kind of...
"ea be ba bu du ba du bea"...
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..and they start off like that.
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Then, as time goes on,
they start to learn from you
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Then, as time goes on,
they start to learn from you
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and eventually they're able to say,
"I love you."
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and eventually they're able to say,
"I love you."
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Also, it opens its little beak
with a little tongue
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Also, it opens its little beak
with a little tongue
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and "la, la, la".
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and "la, la, la".
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And you put your finger in,
and it's like "love that".
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And you put your finger in,
and it's like "love that".
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Oh, la, la, la. Soul.
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If I put my finger in your mouth,
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you wouldn't mind it,
and that's soul.
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you wouldn't mind it,
and that's soul.
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I like a Furby as much as
the next person.OK.
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I like a Furby as much as
the next person.OK.
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But you think that a
plastic fur-based toy
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But you think that a
plastic fur-based toy
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going "dib, dab, dub, dub" is soul?
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going "dib, dab, dub, dub" is soul?
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Ah. Um, I'm not going to be able
to convince you of this.
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Ah. Um, I'm not going to be able
to convince you of this.
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I just know it to be my truth.
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I just know it to be my truth.
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She's good. She is good.Hmm.
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She's good. She is good.Hmm.
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Jack.Yeah.
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What have you brought in?
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I've brought James Brown in. Um...
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I've brought James Brown in. Um...
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Technically, not...not actually
James Brown, but I have brought in
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Technically, not...not actually
James Brown, but I have brought in
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an effigy of James Brown,
which is all singing, all dancing.
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an effigy of James Brown,
which is all singing, all dancing.
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Um, the budget on this show won't
allow us to hear him singing,
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Um, the budget on this show won't
allow us to hear him singing,
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Um, the budget on this show won't
allow us to hear him singing,
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so if I did it without the tune...
"Ooh, I feel good."
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so if I did it without the tune...
"Ooh, I feel good."
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LAUGHTER
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So...
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We're not allowed to say
lyrics either.
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LAUGHTER
All right.
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"Oh, I feel wood."
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There you go.
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Are you ready to see
the godfather of soul? I am.
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Are you ready to see
the godfather of soul? I am.
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Here he is. Here we go.
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Here he is. Here we go.
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He goes, "Ooh, I feel wood.
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"Ooh, I feel wood."
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Jesus Christ.
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This is going to be
a low-scoring round.
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This is going to be
a low-scoring round.
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Andy.Yes. What soulful thing have
you brought in?I brought a shoe.
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Andy.Yes. What soulful thing have
you brought in?I brought a shoe.
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Ready to see it?
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Ready to see it?
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Obviously a shoe has a sole,
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but the soles of the shoes are Dover
soles...
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but the soles of the shoes are Dover
soles...
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..but there's a...there's a speaker
in the lower of the two shoes.
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..but there's a...there's a speaker
in the lower of the two shoes.
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..but there's a...there's a speaker
in the lower of the two shoes.
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It's programmed
to play only soul music,
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It's programmed
to play only soul music,
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the likes of James Brown
and Aretha Franklin, Bananarama.
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the likes of James Brown
and Aretha Franklin, Bananarama.
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We'll imagine it.Yeah.
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We'll imagine it.Yeah.
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There's a picture of the sun in
Spain, or sol, uh,
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There's a picture of the sun in
Spain, or sol, uh,
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There's a picture of the sun in
Spain, or sol, uh,
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as it's also known...
I'm sorry, d...d...?
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as it's also known...
I'm sorry, d...d...?
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I've not finished yet, Greg.
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But also, harnessing
the power of the occult as
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But also, harnessing
the power of the occult as
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a wizard, I also fixed into the
shoes
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a wizard, I also fixed into the
shoes
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the soul of your late
great-great-great uncle Brian.
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the soul of your late
great-great-great uncle Brian.
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the soul of your late
great-great-great uncle Brian.
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Do you know what, Andy?Yeah.
I mean, it says something,
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Do you know what, Andy?Yeah.
I mean, it says something,
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it's the best yet.
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Who's next? Baba.
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Uh, I brought in
a Nigerian talking drum.
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Uh, I brought in
a Nigerian talking drum.
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You see, how they make this is
quite mythical,
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You see, how they make this is
quite mythical,
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right? What they do, once they build
it, they put it in
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right? What they do, once they build
it, they put it in
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the streets of Lagos,
or whatever town in Nigeria,
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the streets of Lagos,
or whatever town in Nigeria,
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and what it does, they believe it
absorbs the language of
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and what it does, they believe it
absorbs the language of
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the people as they're in
the streets talking.
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the people as they're in
the streets talking.
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So, when you hit it,
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it sounds like the language
being spoken.
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it sounds like the language
being spoken.
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So I tried this out...
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Tried it out.
I live in Stevenage and I...
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Tried it out.
I live in Stevenage and I...
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The capital of soul.Yeah.
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The capital of soul.Yeah.
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I put it outside, I hit it and it
literally said, "You prick."
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I put it outside, I hit it and it
literally said, "You prick."
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And so...
LAUGHTER
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And so...
LAUGHTER
244
00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:56,750
..that's the most soulful thing in
this whole line-up right now.
245
00:06:56,790 --> 00:06:58,790
..that's the most soulful thing in
this whole line-up right now.
246
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..that's the most soulful thing in
this whole line-up right now.
247
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The Nigerian talking drum, people.
Thank you very much. Wow.
248
00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:01,790
The Nigerian talking drum, people.
Thank you very much. Wow.
249
00:07:01,830 --> 00:07:03,030
It's a good speech.
250
00:07:03,070 --> 00:07:05,070
APPLAUSE
251
00:07:05,110 --> 00:07:05,270
APPLAUSE
252
00:07:06,790 --> 00:07:08,790
I hope the rest of you are ashamed
of yourself.
253
00:07:08,830 --> 00:07:09,990
I hope the rest of you are ashamed
of yourself.
254
00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,710
All right, let's score it and
move on.OK.
255
00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:13,750
What is the least soulful, Greg?
What do you think?
256
00:07:13,790 --> 00:07:14,550
What is the least soulful, Greg?
What do you think?
257
00:07:14,590 --> 00:07:16,590
I think the saxophone that...
Yeah, of course. One point.
258
00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:18,630
I think the saxophone that...
Yeah, of course. One point.
259
00:07:18,670 --> 00:07:18,950
I think the saxophone that...
Yeah, of course. One point.
260
00:07:18,990 --> 00:07:20,990
OK. I'll give Emma two points
for daring to suggest
261
00:07:21,030 --> 00:07:22,590
OK. I'll give Emma two points
for daring to suggest
262
00:07:22,630 --> 00:07:24,630
there's any soul in a Furby.
263
00:07:24,670 --> 00:07:26,670
Jack, at least he chose
the godfather of soul,
264
00:07:26,710 --> 00:07:27,710
Jack, at least he chose
the godfather of soul,
265
00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:29,750
but then he had him behead himself
on television,
266
00:07:29,790 --> 00:07:30,670
but then he had him behead himself
on television,
267
00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:32,710
so he can only have three points.
Got it.
268
00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:33,950
so he can only have three points.
Got it.
269
00:07:33,990 --> 00:07:35,550
Andy made an effort.
270
00:07:35,590 --> 00:07:37,590
Sure, it's a series
of awful puns around the word soul -
271
00:07:37,630 --> 00:07:38,950
Sure, it's a series
of awful puns around the word soul -
272
00:07:38,990 --> 00:07:40,030
we know that.
273
00:07:40,070 --> 00:07:42,070
Sure, he's dressed as a wizard -
for no reason.
274
00:07:42,110 --> 00:07:42,990
Sure, he's dressed as a wizard -
for no reason.
275
00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:44,430
But he gets four points.
276
00:07:44,470 --> 00:07:46,470
And the only person who actually
brought anything
277
00:07:46,510 --> 00:07:46,790
And the only person who actually
brought anything
278
00:07:46,830 --> 00:07:48,830
of any consequence in is Baba,
so he gets five.
279
00:07:48,870 --> 00:07:49,430
of any consequence in is Baba,
so he gets five.
280
00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,470
These are my judgments.
Well done, Babatunde.
281
00:07:51,510 --> 00:07:51,750
These are my judgments.
Well done, Babatunde.
282
00:07:51,790 --> 00:07:53,790
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
283
00:07:53,830 --> 00:07:55,430
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
284
00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:57,470
OK, task time. Shall we begin, Alex?
285
00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:57,870
OK, task time. Shall we begin, Alex?
286
00:07:57,910 --> 00:07:59,150
Yes, Greg.
287
00:07:59,190 --> 00:08:01,150
Commence countdown!
288
00:08:18,110 --> 00:08:20,110
Ah, hey. Baba!
289
00:08:20,150 --> 00:08:21,230
Ah, hey. Baba!
290
00:08:21,270 --> 00:08:23,270
Emma!You all right?
291
00:08:23,310 --> 00:08:23,710
Emma!You all right?
292
00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:25,310
This brings back some memories.
293
00:08:25,350 --> 00:08:26,590
Good ones?
294
00:08:26,630 --> 00:08:27,830
No.
295
00:08:28,950 --> 00:08:30,950
Terrifying.
296
00:08:30,990 --> 00:08:31,230
Terrifying.
297
00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:33,270
Is that being operated manually or
is it a machine?
298
00:08:33,310 --> 00:08:35,310
Is that being operated manually or
is it a machine?
299
00:08:35,350 --> 00:08:35,630
Is that being operated manually or
is it a machine?
300
00:08:35,670 --> 00:08:37,670
It shouldn't be happening, actually.
It's a warning system.
301
00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:39,710
Oh, right. OK. It's a warning
system. Yeah.
302
00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:40,030
Oh, right. OK. It's a warning
system. Yeah.
303
00:08:40,070 --> 00:08:42,070
Yeah, OK. Yes. Not yet.
OK, no, sorry.
304
00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:42,470
Yeah, OK. Yes. Not yet.
OK, no, sorry.
305
00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:45,470
Five...
306
00:08:45,510 --> 00:08:46,830
Four...
307
00:08:46,870 --> 00:08:48,230
Three...
308
00:08:48,270 --> 00:08:49,590
Two...
309
00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,190
One...
310
00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:52,590
Zero!
311
00:08:53,990 --> 00:08:55,990
LAUGHTER
312
00:08:56,030 --> 00:08:56,190
LAUGHTER
313
00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:07,310
Oh. Cheers, bro.
It was meant to fire off.
314
00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:07,790
Oh. Cheers, bro.
It was meant to fire off.
315
00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:09,830
Oh. Unlucky, bro. Hmm.
316
00:09:09,870 --> 00:09:10,030
Oh. Unlucky, bro. Hmm.
317
00:09:10,990 --> 00:09:12,990
Put a rocket in your pocket.
318
00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:13,470
Put a rocket in your pocket.
319
00:09:13,510 --> 00:09:14,630
Fastest wins.
320
00:09:14,670 --> 00:09:16,670
So your time starts now.
321
00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:16,910
So your time starts now.
322
00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:18,950
That's not a rocket, I'm so sorry.
323
00:09:18,990 --> 00:09:19,190
That's not a rocket, I'm so sorry.
324
00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:20,550
That's just a tube.
325
00:09:20,590 --> 00:09:22,110
Your time starts now.
326
00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:23,870
Now, that's not a rocket,
unfortunately.
327
00:09:23,910 --> 00:09:25,910
That's just a tube.Ah.
328
00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:26,150
That's just a tube.Ah.
329
00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:27,230
I'm so sorry.
330
00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:30,310
But what are the asterisks?
331
00:09:30,350 --> 00:09:32,350
But what are the asterisks?
332
00:09:32,390 --> 00:09:33,110
But what are the asterisks?
333
00:09:33,150 --> 00:09:35,150
There's an asterisk, is there?
There are two.
334
00:09:35,190 --> 00:09:36,310
There's an asterisk, is there?
There are two.
335
00:09:36,350 --> 00:09:38,350
What do them two stars mean?
Yeah, they're both asterisks.OK.
336
00:09:38,390 --> 00:09:39,390
What do them two stars mean?
Yeah, they're both asterisks.OK.
337
00:09:42,910 --> 00:09:44,910
Double star. Dot.
338
00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:45,150
Double star. Dot.
339
00:09:46,470 --> 00:09:48,190
Oh, I'll just ignore that, the font.
340
00:09:48,230 --> 00:09:50,230
Is this the rocket, this red bit?
No. None of those bits are rockets.
341
00:09:50,270 --> 00:09:51,110
Is this the rocket, this red bit?
No. None of those bits are rockets.
342
00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:52,910
So where's the rocket?
343
00:09:52,950 --> 00:09:54,590
Yes.
344
00:09:54,630 --> 00:09:55,990
What do you mean, "Yes"?
345
00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:58,030
Where...is...the...rocket?
346
00:09:58,070 --> 00:10:00,070
Where...is...the...rocket?
347
00:10:00,110 --> 00:10:00,710
Where...is...the...rocket?
348
00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:01,910
Yes.
349
00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:03,510
No, no. Where?
350
00:10:03,550 --> 00:10:05,550
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
351
00:10:05,590 --> 00:10:06,550
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
352
00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:13,670
Baba, I might be suggesting here
353
00:10:13,710 --> 00:10:13,950
Baba, I might be suggesting here
354
00:10:13,990 --> 00:10:15,510
that you don't know what
a rocket is.
355
00:10:15,550 --> 00:10:17,550
I know what a rocket is.
356
00:10:17,590 --> 00:10:17,910
I know what a rocket is.
357
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,950
I've seen, like, with
the...the space people.
358
00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:20,270
I've seen, like, with
the...the space people.
359
00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:21,830
They do that. That's a rocket,
right? Yeah, yeah.
360
00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:23,870
Oh, yeah, sorry.
I didn't realise you had a degree.
361
00:10:23,910 --> 00:10:24,150
Oh, yeah, sorry.
I didn't realise you had a degree.
362
00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,710
LAUGHTER
363
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,750
Hey, listen, Greg. We still,
we gotta go outside after this,
364
00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:29,790
Hey, listen, Greg. We still,
we gotta go outside after this,
365
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:30,070
Hey, listen, Greg. We still,
we gotta go outside after this,
366
00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:31,190
bro. Like, you know what I mean?
367
00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:33,230
Oh, you're ph-ph-physically
threatening me?
368
00:10:33,270 --> 00:10:33,470
Oh, you're ph-ph-physically
threatening me?
369
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,110
I've gotta say, it's the first
person who's ever offered me
370
00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:40,590
out for a fight...
371
00:10:40,630 --> 00:10:42,630
..in all these series
and I've gotta tell you, Baba,
372
00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:42,910
..in all these series
and I've gotta tell you, Baba,
373
00:10:42,950 --> 00:10:44,350
it was exhilarating.
374
00:10:45,790 --> 00:10:47,790
Woo!
LAUGHTER
375
00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:49,190
Woo!
LAUGHTER
376
00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:50,510
OK, let's crack on.
377
00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:52,550
First to recce for rockets,
it is Baba.
378
00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:52,870
First to recce for rockets,
it is Baba.
379
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,550
Is there a rocket here?
380
00:10:55,590 --> 00:10:56,950
That's the question.
381
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,990
Ooh. Listen I've got two
children, yeah?
382
00:10:59,030 --> 00:11:00,870
Ooh. Listen I've got two
children, yeah?
383
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,910
I ain't got time for this.
Where's the rocket?
384
00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:03,190
I ain't got time for this.
Where's the rocket?
385
00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,550
Where's the rocket?
386
00:11:04,590 --> 00:11:06,590
We're not going to do this.
We're not going to do this. Right.
387
00:11:06,630 --> 00:11:08,150
We're not going to do this.
We're not going to do this. Right.
388
00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:21,750
Let's go and look for a rocket.
389
00:11:22,870 --> 00:11:24,870
That's not a rocket, that's like
a telescope thingamajig.
390
00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:25,670
That's not a rocket, that's like
a telescope thingamajig.
391
00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:27,710
Anything under here?
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
392
00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,550
Anything under here?
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
393
00:11:30,630 --> 00:11:31,870
Ah, that's half a rocket.
394
00:11:31,910 --> 00:11:33,150
We're onto something.
395
00:11:34,870 --> 00:11:36,310
What's that? What's that?
396
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,390
WHISPERS:What's that?
397
00:11:39,670 --> 00:11:40,750
That's a full rocket.
398
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,670
I've got a rocket in my pocket.
Yes, you have.
399
00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:45,950
I've got a rocket in my pocket.
Yes, you have.
400
00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:47,510
Brrap!
401
00:11:47,550 --> 00:11:49,350
Where was the rocket?
402
00:11:49,390 --> 00:11:51,390
It was in the... This is a orca.
This is a orca's mouth.
403
00:11:51,430 --> 00:11:53,430
It was in the... This is a orca.
This is a orca's mouth.
404
00:11:53,470 --> 00:11:53,830
It was in the... This is a orca.
This is a orca's mouth.
405
00:11:53,870 --> 00:11:54,950
It was in the orca's mouth.
406
00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:56,990
Let's say killer whale cos that
sounds gangster.
407
00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:57,790
Let's say killer whale cos that
sounds gangster.
408
00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:59,590
It was in the killer whale's mouth.
409
00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:01,230
LAUGHTER
410
00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:03,270
APPLAUSE
411
00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:03,470
APPLAUSE
412
00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:08,710
The man knows exactly what
a rocket is.
413
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:08,990
The man knows exactly what
a rocket is.
414
00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:10,430
He found it quickly
415
00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:12,470
and he labelled the orcas
the gangsters of the sea.
416
00:12:12,510 --> 00:12:14,190
and he labelled the orcas
the gangsters of the sea.
417
00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:15,390
Yeah.
LAUGHTER
418
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,870
Absolute textbook.
419
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,910
I told you I know what
a rocket is, bro. Yeah, I know.
420
00:12:18,950 --> 00:12:19,230
I told you I know what
a rocket is, bro. Yeah, I know.
421
00:12:19,270 --> 00:12:21,030
You didn't believe in me
but you've seen the footage, bro.
422
00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:23,070
I...I've learnt that now and now I
believe there's no need
423
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:23,750
I...I've learnt that now and now I
believe there's no need
424
00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:25,790
for it to come to blows.
LAUGHTER
425
00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:26,110
for it to come to blows.
LAUGHTER
426
00:12:26,150 --> 00:12:27,710
Good. Who is next?
427
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:29,750
Next up to hunt for rockets are my
two favourite condiments,
428
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,070
Next up to hunt for rockets are my
two favourite condiments,
429
00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:33,110
Zaltz and pe... Zaltz and Emma.
Salt and pepper. Zaltz and Emma.
430
00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:34,190
Zaltz and pe... Zaltz and Emma.
Salt and pepper. Zaltz and Emma.
431
00:12:37,030 --> 00:12:38,710
It looks like a rocket.
That's not a rocket.
432
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:40,750
No. Well, it's not a rocket until
it's fired. It's a potential rocket.
433
00:12:40,790 --> 00:12:41,710
No. Well, it's not a rocket until
it's fired. It's a potential rocket.
434
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,670
Even then, that is not a rocket.
435
00:12:43,710 --> 00:12:45,550
I don't see, well, why can that not
be a rocket?
436
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:46,630
Hasn't got fins.
437
00:12:48,270 --> 00:12:50,270
I'm just thinking, have we got any
fizzy drinks?
438
00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:50,990
I'm just thinking, have we got any
fizzy drinks?
439
00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:52,630
Can I make things out of that?
440
00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:55,510
Right, well, that's better.
441
00:12:55,550 --> 00:12:57,230
Right, so did you just make yourself
a rocket?
442
00:12:57,270 --> 00:12:59,270
I've made myself a rocket,
but it didn't go in my pocket.
443
00:12:59,310 --> 00:12:59,670
I've made myself a rocket,
but it didn't go in my pocket.
444
00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:00,670
Right, OK.
445
00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:05,310
Ah, shit.
446
00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:10,550
Right. Are you saying you've made
a rocket?Yeah.
447
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:11,190
Right. Are you saying you've made
a rocket?Yeah.
448
00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:13,230
In that case, I'm going to
have to give you that.
449
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:13,470
In that case, I'm going to
have to give you that.
450
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,750
If you draw, make or write your own
rocket, that doesn't count as
451
00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:18,030
If you draw, make or write your own
rocket, that doesn't count as
452
00:13:18,070 --> 00:13:20,070
an actual rocket unless you are
a rocket scientist.
453
00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:20,550
an actual rocket unless you are
a rocket scientist.
454
00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:22,430
If you are not a rocket scientist,
455
00:13:22,470 --> 00:13:24,470
you must now
put two rockets in your pockets.
456
00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:24,830
you must now
put two rockets in your pockets.
457
00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:28,630
Are you a rocket scientist?
No, I'm not. Right.
458
00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:29,230
Are you a rocket scientist?
No, I'm not. Right.
459
00:13:29,270 --> 00:13:30,350
I did languages.
460
00:13:31,790 --> 00:13:32,950
T...two rockets? Yes, please.
461
00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:34,990
Am I allowed out of the room?
Absolutely.Oh, right, OK.
462
00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:35,910
Am I allowed out of the room?
Absolutely.Oh, right, OK.
463
00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:37,950
Maybe I should have thought
of that before.
464
00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:38,790
Maybe I should have thought
of that before.
465
00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:40,830
Two rockets in your pockets.
One like that?
466
00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:41,630
Two rockets in your pockets.
One like that?
467
00:13:41,670 --> 00:13:43,670
No, that's not a rocket. That's a
can of coke with a sweet in.
468
00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:43,990
No, that's not a rocket. That's a
can of coke with a sweet in.
469
00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:46,030
Fuck's sake. Oh, I'm so sorry,
but I'll have to give you this.
470
00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:47,110
Fuck's sake. Oh, I'm so sorry,
but I'll have to give you this.
471
00:13:49,110 --> 00:13:51,110
If you swear at any point
after drawing,
472
00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:51,390
If you swear at any point
after drawing,
473
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:52,990
making or writing your own rocket,
474
00:13:53,030 --> 00:13:55,030
you must now put three rockets in
your pockets.
475
00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:55,270
you must now put three rockets in
your pockets.
476
00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:03,630
I mean, is that a rocket?
477
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:03,910
I mean, is that a rocket?
478
00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:05,950
I don't think you'll fit that in
your pocket though.
479
00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:06,230
I don't think you'll fit that in
your pocket though.
480
00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:11,550
Was he on the rocket?
481
00:14:11,590 --> 00:14:13,470
You're saying that's a rocket?
No, no.
482
00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:15,510
Oh, there is a rocket there.
483
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:15,910
Oh, there is a rocket there.
484
00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:17,670
Well, there you go.
You've found a rocket!
485
00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:19,710
I've found...I've found one,
I need another rocket.
486
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:20,270
I've found...I've found one,
I need another rocket.
487
00:14:21,950 --> 00:14:22,990
Agh.
488
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,030
No. No, no, no.
We're going back inside.
489
00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:26,470
No. No, no, no.
We're going back inside.
490
00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:28,510
Is there anything in the shark's?
Not a shark.
491
00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:28,790
Is there anything in the shark's?
Not a shark.
492
00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:30,070
There's a rocket in a...
493
00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:32,550
..orca?
494
00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:37,030
I've stopped the clock.
Right, that took a long time.
495
00:14:37,070 --> 00:14:38,230
I've stopped the clock.
Right, that took a long time.
496
00:14:38,270 --> 00:14:40,150
Have you looked in anything yet?
497
00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:42,190
Like, you mean in that? No.
498
00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:43,030
Like, you mean in that? No.
499
00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:45,070
Well, if you want...
LAUGHTER
500
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:45,350
Well, if you want...
LAUGHTER
501
00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:46,870
I don't want to do it. OK.
502
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,110
Ah, like, in this pot.
503
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:54,510
Aww!
504
00:14:54,550 --> 00:14:55,990
It's a tiny little rocket.
505
00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:57,710
Well, you'd better put it
in your pocket, then.
506
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,750
OK. OK. Now I'm on board
with it. All right, fine.
507
00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:00,950
OK. OK. Now I'm on board
with it. All right, fine.
508
00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:02,990
Any other little rockets about?
It's my... Oh, my God!
509
00:15:03,030 --> 00:15:04,670
Any other little rockets about?
It's my... Oh, my God!
510
00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:06,710
There's one in Charlotte Ritchie!
511
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:07,510
There's one in Charlotte Ritchie!
512
00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:09,550
Oh, there. There you go.
513
00:15:09,590 --> 00:15:09,830
Oh, there. There you go.
514
00:15:09,870 --> 00:15:11,550
Time's up! Prrp.
I've stopped the clock.
515
00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:13,590
Oh, you did the noise for me.
Yeah, sorry. Prrp.
516
00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:14,230
Oh, you did the noise for me.
Yeah, sorry. Prrp.
517
00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:16,270
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
518
00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:16,470
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
519
00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:23,950
Classic case of him moving
the goalposts as the task goes on.
520
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,110
Classic case of him moving
the goalposts as the task goes on.
521
00:15:25,150 --> 00:15:27,150
Incredibly irritating, I find it.
Me? Yeah.Oh, sorry.
522
00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:28,510
Incredibly irritating, I find it.
Me? Yeah.Oh, sorry.
523
00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:30,550
And while I'm at it...Hmm. ..I also
found it really irritating
524
00:15:30,590 --> 00:15:30,870
And while I'm at it...Hmm. ..I also
found it really irritating
525
00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:32,870
when you opened the plug and there
was a rocket inside
526
00:15:32,910 --> 00:15:34,910
and you looked at
the camera as if to say uhhh...
527
00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:35,150
and you looked at
the camera as if to say uhhh...
528
00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:40,190
Andy, you were told repeatedly that
the yellow tube in
529
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:40,590
Andy, you were told repeatedly that
the yellow tube in
530
00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:42,630
the lab was not a rocket.Yeah.
Repeatedly.
531
00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:43,750
the lab was not a rocket.Yeah.
Repeatedly.
532
00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:45,790
You know, wh...?
If you fire something upwards,
533
00:15:45,830 --> 00:15:46,830
You know, wh...?
If you fire something upwards,
534
00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:48,870
you've rocketed it, have you not?
535
00:15:48,910 --> 00:15:49,270
you've rocketed it, have you not?
536
00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:51,310
I think you've rocketed it,
but it doesn't become a rocket.
537
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:51,870
I think you've rocketed it,
but it doesn't become a rocket.
538
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,910
Become a rocket. Your argument is
if it gets fired it's a rocket?
539
00:15:53,950 --> 00:15:54,230
Become a rocket. Your argument is
if it gets fired it's a rocket?
540
00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:56,270
Yeah. But you could do that to
a chartered accountant.
541
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:56,550
Yeah. But you could do that to
a chartered accountant.
542
00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:57,790
Yes.
543
00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:59,750
LAUGHTER
544
00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:01,790
Uh...Emma.Yeah?
545
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:02,070
Uh...Emma.Yeah?
546
00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:04,110
Now, I'm...I'm no rocket scientist.
Fine. But putting a sweet
547
00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:05,950
Now, I'm...I'm no rocket scientist.
Fine. But putting a sweet
548
00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:07,990
inside a can of Coke... It...
549
00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:08,750
inside a can of Coke... It...
550
00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:10,790
How in any rational mind
can that be justified as a rocket?
551
00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:12,830
How in any rational mind
can that be justified as a rocket?
552
00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:13,430
How in any rational mind
can that be justified as a rocket?
553
00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:15,470
Well, yeah, it's shocking, isn't it?
I mean, it was a totally
554
00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:16,390
Well, yeah, it's shocking, isn't it?
I mean, it was a totally
555
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:18,430
stupid decision, and also
it didn't even fizz.
556
00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:19,190
stupid decision, and also
it didn't even fizz.
557
00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:21,230
It was just crap, wasn't it?
558
00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:21,550
It was just crap, wasn't it?
559
00:16:21,590 --> 00:16:23,550
Well, look, Baba took
five minutes, 52.
560
00:16:23,590 --> 00:16:25,590
Andy, 18 minutes, ten.
Emma, 39 minutes.
561
00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:27,070
Andy, 18 minutes, ten.
Emma, 39 minutes.
562
00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:28,350
AUDIENCE:Ooh.
Ooh, bad.
563
00:16:28,390 --> 00:16:30,390
Wow.Oh, my God. Get in!
LAUGHTER
564
00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:31,310
Wow.Oh, my God. Get in!
LAUGHTER
565
00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:32,750
All right, part one is over.
566
00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:34,430
They never really loved you anyway.
567
00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:36,470
Part one didn't even make an effort
with your mum, it's finished.
568
00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:36,950
Part one didn't even make an effort
with your mum, it's finished.
569
00:16:36,990 --> 00:16:38,990
Let it go, make a life
with part two.
570
00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:39,510
Let it go, make a life
with part two.
571
00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:41,550
It's a great cook
and it's a tom cat in the bedroom.
572
00:16:41,590 --> 00:16:41,870
It's a great cook
and it's a tom cat in the bedroom.
573
00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:43,910
We'll see you in a bit.
LAUGHTER
574
00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:44,150
We'll see you in a bit.
LAUGHTER
575
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,700
Hello. Welcome to
the start of part two.
576
00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:55,540
Hello. Welcome to
the start of part two.
577
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:57,260
Please remind us what was
happening before
578
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,300
the break, my sad little otter.
579
00:16:59,340 --> 00:16:59,980
the break, my sad little otter.
580
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,020
Well, they're all trying to find
a rocket
581
00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:02,340
Well, they're all trying to find
a rocket
582
00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:04,380
and put it in their pocket as fast
as is bloody possible.
583
00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:04,860
and put it in their pocket as fast
as is bloody possible.
584
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,900
Finally, it's Jack and Rosie.
585
00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:07,340
Finally, it's Jack and Rosie.
586
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,500
Can I go exploring?
587
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:12,420
Can I go exploring?
588
00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:13,500
You may.
589
00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:17,820
I mean, it'll be... It's going
to be staring at me, isn't it?
590
00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:18,100
I mean, it'll be... It's going
to be staring at me, isn't it?
591
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:19,860
That's the thing. Hmm.Hmm.
592
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,900
I...I know what you mean.
So annoying.
593
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:22,180
I...I know what you mean.
So annoying.
594
00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:24,020
Yeah, it is. OK.
595
00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,500
OK.
596
00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:27,540
Is it rocket salad?
597
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,140
Is it rocket salad?
598
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:30,940
LAUGHTER
599
00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:39,580
That's what I was looking for.
600
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:39,860
That's what I was looking for.
601
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:41,900
It stinks. Done.
602
00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:42,180
It stinks. Done.
603
00:17:43,740 --> 00:17:45,740
LAUGHTER
604
00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:46,020
LAUGHTER
605
00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:48,060
I've stopped the clock.
You've got rocket in your pocket.
606
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:48,780
I've stopped the clock.
You've got rocket in your pocket.
607
00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:50,820
I enjoyed that. Well done, me.
LAUGHTER
608
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:52,860
I enjoyed that. Well done, me.
LAUGHTER
609
00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:54,460
I enjoyed that. Well done, me.
LAUGHTER
610
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,500
APPLAUSE
Wow.
611
00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:57,420
APPLAUSE
Wow.
612
00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:59,460
Well done! Great minds.
613
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,620
Well done! Great minds.
614
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:02,660
Two grown adults genuinely thrilled
615
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:03,500
Two grown adults genuinely thrilled
616
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,540
that they put salad
in their pockets.
617
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:06,140
that they put salad
in their pockets.
618
00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:08,180
Oh, come on. You should try it
sometime. It's good.
619
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:08,620
Oh, come on. You should try it
sometime. It's good.
620
00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:10,660
Maybe you and I could hang out
some time.Yeah, I'd like that.
621
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:10,980
Maybe you and I could hang out
some time.Yeah, I'd like that.
622
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:13,020
Yeah.
LAUGHTER
623
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:13,380
Yeah.
LAUGHTER
624
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,100
Rosie, that, uh, "Well done, me" was
genuine, wasn't it?Yeah.
625
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:18,900
Rosie, that, uh, "Well done, me" was
genuine, wasn't it?Yeah.
626
00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:20,940
Oh, honestly, that's
the best thing I've ever done.
627
00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:22,980
Oh, honestly, that's
the best thing I've ever done.
628
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,020
Oh, honestly, that's
the best thing I've ever done.
629
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:25,260
Oh, honestly, that's
the best thing I've ever done.
630
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,660
The wi...the wizard has a point.
631
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,700
I...I just... What was the,
the wording of the...the task?
632
00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:32,700
I...I just... What was the,
the wording of the...the task?
633
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:34,740
It was put a rocket and then a
silent salad in your pocket.
634
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,940
It was put a rocket and then a
silent salad in your pocket.
635
00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:37,980
Right. It didn't say put
a piece of rocket or
636
00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:38,260
Right. It didn't say put
a piece of rocket or
637
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,140
a bunch of rocket, did it? A rocket.
638
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:42,180
Do you want me to take
Rosie...Rosie's point off her?Yeah.
639
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:44,220
Do you want me to take
Rosie...Rosie's point off her?Yeah.
640
00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:44,740
Do you want me to take
Rosie...Rosie's point off her?Yeah.
641
00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:45,980
LAUGHTER
642
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:48,020
J...just look at Rosie.
Look at Rosie when you say it.
643
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:48,900
J...just look at Rosie.
Look at Rosie when you say it.
644
00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:50,180
Yeah, I do.
645
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:52,220
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
AND EXCLAIMS
646
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:52,540
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
AND EXCLAIMS
647
00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:54,580
Does the word "a" mean
nothing these days?
648
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:55,060
Does the word "a" mean
nothing these days?
649
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,060
You are aprick today.
650
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,100
LAUGHTER
651
00:18:59,140 --> 00:18:59,420
LAUGHTER
652
00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:01,460
That's perfectly fine.
Er, but I'm not...
653
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,180
That's perfectly fine.
Er, but I'm not...
654
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:04,220
..I'm not some pricks -
I'm aprick.
655
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:04,900
..I'm not some pricks -
I'm aprick.
656
00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:06,940
LAUGHTER CONTINUES
You're one!
657
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:07,660
LAUGHTER CONTINUES
You're one!
658
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,700
APPLAUSE
659
00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:10,700
APPLAUSE
660
00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:16,180
Baba, do you think I should
disqualify the salad?
661
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:16,500
Baba, do you think I should
disqualify the salad?
662
00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:18,540
What's the timing of theirs?
EMMA:Yeah, yeah...
663
00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:19,300
What's the timing of theirs?
EMMA:Yeah, yeah...
664
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:21,340
We haven't yet said that.
ROSIE:Baba...
665
00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:21,620
We haven't yet said that.
ROSIE:Baba...
666
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,300
All right, let's get to that first.
667
00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:25,340
Well, I can tell you Rosie put
rocket in her pocket
668
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:26,940
Well, I can tell you Rosie put
rocket in her pocket
669
00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:28,420
in two minutes, 40.
670
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,060
Yeah, let's take away the point.
671
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,940
LAUGHTER
672
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,700
Jack pocketed rocket in
one minute, 59.
673
00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:36,020
Jack pocketed rocket in
one minute, 59.
674
00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:38,060
EMMA:Wow! That's...
AUDIENCE OOHS
675
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:38,380
EMMA:Wow! That's...
AUDIENCE OOHS
676
00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:40,260
APPLAUSE
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
677
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,300
Stop all that, stop all that.
678
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:44,340
Yeah, everything he said,
I'ma back it.
679
00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:45,300
Yeah, everything he said,
I'ma back it.
680
00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:47,060
LAUGHTER
681
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,100
I've got news for you -
I am going to allow rocket
682
00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:50,020
I've got news for you -
I am going to allow rocket
683
00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:52,020
a-and I want you to note this -
684
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,060
I may not have allowed rocket
if it wasn't for this wizard.
685
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,620
I may not have allowed rocket
if it wasn't for this wizard.
686
00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:57,660
LAUGHTER
687
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,060
LAUGHTER
688
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,540
Rocket stands.
689
00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:02,580
In that case, it's 1 point to Emma,
2 to Andy, 3 to Baba,
690
00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:03,460
In that case, it's 1 point to Emma,
2 to Andy, 3 to Baba,
691
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,500
4 to Rosie, but 5 to Mr Jack Dee!
692
00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:06,060
4 to Rosie, but 5 to Mr Jack Dee!
693
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:08,100
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
694
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:08,820
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
695
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:12,620
Is it scoreboard time?It is.
696
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,660
Baba, with your speedy rocket,
you are in joint first place
697
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:15,700
Baba, with your speedy rocket,
you are in joint first place
698
00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:17,620
with Jack Dee on 8 points!
699
00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:19,660
BABA WHISTLES
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
700
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:20,100
BABA WHISTLES
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
701
00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:25,540
Please, can we have another task?
Oh, yes!
702
00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:25,820
Please, can we have another task?
Oh, yes!
703
00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:27,860
Now, for some physical art.
704
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:28,540
Now, for some physical art.
705
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,940
Yo! what's going on?
706
00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:42,220
Yo! what's going on?
707
00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:44,020
ALEX: Hello, Baba.
Man like!
708
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:46,060
You're on dry land.
Dry land, yeah.
709
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:46,540
You're on dry land.
Dry land, yeah.
710
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,580
Yeah. You've been at sea.
711
00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:48,820
Yeah. You've been at sea.
712
00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:50,180
No, it's a caravan, bro.
713
00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:51,820
LAUGHTER
It's a subma-ravan.
714
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,580
Oh.
715
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:58,860
Do I? You do.
716
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:04,580
"Recreate a famous 2D piece of art
717
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:06,620
"Recreate a famous 2D piece of art
718
00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:08,660
"Recreate a famous 2D piece of art
719
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,700
"Recreate a famous 2D piece of art
720
00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:12,740
"in 3D."
721
00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:13,620
"in 3D."
722
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:15,660
"Most creative recreation,
er, recreation wins."
723
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,700
"Most creative recreation,
er, recreation wins."
724
00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:18,020
"Most creative recreation,
er, recreation wins."
725
00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:20,060
Do I look like I-I-I go
to art exhibitions?
726
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:20,740
Do I look like I-I-I go
to art exhibitions?
727
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,780
I don't go to no art exhibition,
my guy.
728
00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:23,060
I don't go to no art exhibition,
my guy.
729
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,340
EMMA:"You have 20 minutes."
730
00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:26,380
ANDY:"Your time starts...now."
731
00:21:26,420 --> 00:21:27,700
ANDY:"Your time starts...now."
732
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,740
Right. Famous 2D...piece of art in
3D.
733
00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:31,780
Right. Famous 2D...piece of art in
3D.
734
00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:32,740
Right. Famous 2D...piece of art in
3D.
735
00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:34,340
You understand it?
Of course I understand it,
736
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:35,620
what's the matter with you?
737
00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:37,660
What, do you think I'm thick?
Well, you kept saying "recreation".
738
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:37,980
What, do you think I'm thick?
Well, you kept saying "recreation".
739
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,580
Cos I said recreation
instead of recreation?
740
00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:41,620
But, you know, I'm...they are
the same spelling, aren't they?
741
00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:42,300
But, you know, I'm...they are
the same spelling, aren't they?
742
00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:44,340
APPLAUSE
743
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:45,140
APPLAUSE
744
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:48,620
GREG: Well, I'm just excited
to see these. 3D art.
745
00:21:48,660 --> 00:21:49,820
GREG: Well, I'm just excited
to see these. 3D art.
746
00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:51,860
ALEX:OK, would you like to see
a montage of them arting hard?
747
00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:52,140
ALEX:OK, would you like to see
a montage of them arting hard?
748
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,180
I want to see a haaard art montage.
749
00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:55,220
I want to see a haaard art montage.
750
00:21:55,260 --> 00:21:57,260
LAUGHTER
OK. Here you are.
751
00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:57,900
LAUGHTER
OK. Here you are.
752
00:21:57,940 --> 00:21:59,340
EMMA:Oh, my God!
753
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:04,020
ALEX: Noisy.
It's really noisy.
754
00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:04,620
ALEX: Noisy.
It's really noisy.
755
00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:06,580
I hate bloody flowers.
756
00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:08,620
Don't give a flyin' toss
about no damn flowers.
757
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:08,900
Don't give a flyin' toss
about no damn flowers.
758
00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:10,940
LAUGHTER
759
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:11,620
LAUGHTER
760
00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:13,220
Needs to go...far corner.
761
00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:14,780
Far back as it goes, I think.
762
00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:21,180
Hi, Alex. Erm...
763
00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:22,020
Hi, Alex. Erm...
764
00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:25,820
Are you all right?
Yeah, I'm all right.
765
00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:27,860
IN QUESTIONABLE DUTCH ACCENT:
Er...shall I sit here?
766
00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:28,940
IN QUESTIONABLE DUTCH ACCENT:
Er...shall I sit here?
767
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:30,980
Cos he was Dutch, you see?
Oh, I see.
768
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:31,300
Cos he was Dutch, you see?
Oh, I see.
769
00:22:31,340 --> 00:22:32,980
The accent. OK.
770
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,020
There's the Andy Warhol ones.
771
00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:37,060
There's the Andy Warhol ones.
772
00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:37,540
There's the Andy Warhol ones.
773
00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:39,580
Did he do baked bean tins?
774
00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:41,380
Did he do baked bean tins?
775
00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:42,620
Soup.
776
00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:44,660
Baked beans is a lumpy soup.
777
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,700
Baked beans is a lumpy soup.
778
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:46,900
Baked beans is a lumpy soup.
779
00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:54,580
Does this look like a human mother?
780
00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:56,620
LAUGHTER
781
00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:57,220
LAUGHTER
782
00:22:57,260 --> 00:22:59,260
Need to get my thug pose on,
make me look like a thug.
783
00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:00,140
Need to get my thug pose on,
make me look like a thug.
784
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:02,180
MUFFLED:No gang affiliation
over here, bruv.
785
00:23:02,220 --> 00:23:02,940
MUFFLED:No gang affiliation
over here, bruv.
786
00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:04,940
Apart from the church.
I go t'church.
787
00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:06,940
I gang-bang for Jesus, you get me?
788
00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,980
OK.
LAUGHTER
789
00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:09,300
OK.
LAUGHTER
790
00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:11,340
Arms as if you're celebrating
a goal, but really upset.
791
00:23:11,380 --> 00:23:12,180
Arms as if you're celebrating
a goal, but really upset.
792
00:23:12,220 --> 00:23:13,700
Oh, upset?Yeah.
793
00:23:16,260 --> 00:23:18,180
Did you do that?
IN NORMAL ACCENT:Yeah.
794
00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:20,140
Wow.Yeah, I did that.
795
00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:21,820
I'm slipping in.
796
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,860
Oh! Urgh! That feels gross!
797
00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:25,900
Oh! Urgh! That feels gross!
798
00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:26,140
Oh! Urgh! That feels gross!
799
00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:28,180
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
800
00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:29,620
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
801
00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:31,100
Oh, my God.
802
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:36,700
Who of us in this room
isn't blown away by how much
803
00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:37,700
Who of us in this room
isn't blown away by how much
804
00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:39,340
Jack Dee looks like Van Gogh?
805
00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:41,380
LAUGHTER
LIGHT APPLAUSE
806
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:41,940
LAUGHTER
LIGHT APPLAUSE
807
00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:43,980
LAUGHING: I mean, it was literally
like the man came back to life!
808
00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:45,140
LAUGHING: I mean, it was literally
like the man came back to life!
809
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:48,620
Baba, did you have some
sort of traumatic incident
810
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:48,900
Baba, did you have some
sort of traumatic incident
811
00:23:48,940 --> 00:23:49,940
in your life with flowers?
812
00:23:49,980 --> 00:23:51,980
Why...? You're the only person
I've ever met who hates flowers.
813
00:23:52,020 --> 00:23:52,580
Why...? You're the only person
I've ever met who hates flowers.
814
00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:54,620
I quote, "I don't give a flying
toss about no damn flowers."
815
00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:56,140
I quote, "I don't give a flying
toss about no damn flowers."
816
00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:58,180
LAUGHTER
You know what it is?
817
00:23:58,220 --> 00:23:58,500
LAUGHTER
You know what it is?
818
00:23:58,540 --> 00:24:00,540
I'm traumatised by how much
my wife requests flowers
819
00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:01,220
I'm traumatised by how much
my wife requests flowers
820
00:24:01,260 --> 00:24:03,260
cos, when I'm walking on the street,
people be like,
821
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:03,540
cos, when I'm walking on the street,
people be like,
822
00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:04,580
"Oh, he's in the doghouse."
823
00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:06,220
It's like, I ain't in
no damn doghouse!
824
00:24:06,260 --> 00:24:08,020
You know what I'm saying?
LAUGHTER
825
00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:10,060
How often do you buy your
wife flowers? Ahh...
826
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:10,460
How often do you buy your
wife flowers? Ahh...
827
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:11,740
Uh-oh.
828
00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:13,220
LAUGHTER CONTINUES
829
00:24:13,260 --> 00:24:15,260
JACK:Not including the ones you
take off lampposts.
830
00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:16,140
JACK:Not including the ones you
take off lampposts.
831
00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:18,180
AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND GROANS
832
00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:19,300
AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND GROANS
833
00:24:21,180 --> 00:24:23,180
Erm, Emma, I'm already
quite impressed
834
00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:23,860
Erm, Emma, I'm already
quite impressed
835
00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,900
cos I already know what your
painting is.Really?
836
00:24:25,940 --> 00:24:26,180
cos I already know what your
painting is.Really?
837
00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:27,700
It's Klimt, right?Yeah! Mm-hm.
838
00:24:27,740 --> 00:24:29,740
Well, look I'm going to show you
Emma's 3D version of
839
00:24:29,780 --> 00:24:30,580
Well, look I'm going to show you
Emma's 3D version of
840
00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:32,020
the well-known painting.
841
00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:33,940
Let's see it in all its glory.
Here we go.
842
00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:45,620
APPLAUSE
BABA:Oh, that's wicked.
843
00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:45,900
APPLAUSE
BABA:Oh, that's wicked.
844
00:24:45,940 --> 00:24:47,780
That's good. Well done.
845
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,820
That is bloody good, Emma.Yeah.
APPLAUSE CONTINUES
846
00:24:49,860 --> 00:24:51,860
That is bloody good, Emma.Yeah.
APPLAUSE CONTINUES
847
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:52,260
That is bloody good, Emma.Yeah.
APPLAUSE CONTINUES
848
00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:54,300
I mean, it's so rarely on this show
that I just have to just say,
849
00:24:54,340 --> 00:24:55,380
I mean, it's so rarely on this show
that I just have to just say,
850
00:24:55,420 --> 00:24:56,660
"Oh, that's good."
851
00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:58,620
JACK:Yeah. It was good.
852
00:24:58,660 --> 00:25:00,660
The original sparked a sexual
revolution. Do you think hers will?
853
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,500
The original sparked a sexual
revolution. Do you think hers will?
854
00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:04,540
Er...I can't feel anything.
855
00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:05,620
Er...I can't feel anything.
856
00:25:05,660 --> 00:25:07,340
LAUGHTER
857
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,820
Really good, Emma.
858
00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:10,540
OK, well, shall we see another?
Yeah.
859
00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:12,260
Well, as you might have worked out,
860
00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:14,300
Andy Zaltzman took on the almighty
Guernica by Pablo Picasso.
861
00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:15,220
Andy Zaltzman took on the almighty
Guernica by Pablo Picasso.
862
00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:17,260
Wow!Though, first of all,
we're going to look at the original.
863
00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:19,100
Wow!Though, first of all,
we're going to look at the original.
864
00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:21,140
Now, Picasso obviously made
the incredibly moving and powerful
865
00:25:21,180 --> 00:25:22,180
Now, Picasso obviously made
the incredibly moving and powerful
866
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:24,220
anti-war painting to help raise
awareness and raise money
867
00:25:24,260 --> 00:25:24,740
anti-war painting to help raise
awareness and raise money
868
00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:26,780
during the Spanish Civil War -
it's harrowing -
869
00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:27,100
during the Spanish Civil War -
it's harrowing -
870
00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:29,140
and here's Andy Zaltzman's
3D recreation.
871
00:25:29,180 --> 00:25:30,340
and here's Andy Zaltzman's
3D recreation.
872
00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:32,380
LAUGHTER
873
00:25:32,420 --> 00:25:33,140
LAUGHTER
874
00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:39,820
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
875
00:25:39,860 --> 00:25:41,700
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
876
00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:43,740
EMMA:Yeah, yeah,
it's actually all right.
877
00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:44,020
EMMA:Yeah, yeah,
it's actually all right.
878
00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:46,020
That's pretty decent, to be fair.
879
00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:48,060
I mean, we have to reward ambition.
Right.
880
00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:49,300
I mean, we have to reward ambition.
Right.
881
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:51,100
It's incredibly ambitious.
882
00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:52,980
ANDY:I mean, I just feel, er,
883
00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:55,020
{\an8}amongst the many things this
show doesn't address,
884
00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:55,580
{\an8}amongst the many things this
show doesn't address,
885
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,620
the pity of war is right up there.
LAUGHTER
886
00:25:57,660 --> 00:25:58,980
the pity of war is right up there.
LAUGHTER
887
00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:00,700
Cow's the wrong way round.
888
00:26:00,740 --> 00:26:02,740
ALL LAUGH
889
00:26:02,780 --> 00:26:03,380
ALL LAUGH
890
00:26:05,340 --> 00:26:07,060
Sorry, Emma, have you...?
891
00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:09,100
You've spotted an inaccuracy
in this painting?
892
00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:09,500
You've spotted an inaccuracy
in this painting?
893
00:26:09,540 --> 00:26:11,540
LAUGHTER
Well done, wizard.
894
00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:12,140
LAUGHTER
Well done, wizard.
895
00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:13,820
OK, well, next up, with his 3D nod
896
00:26:13,860 --> 00:26:15,620
to Self Portrait With
Bandaged Ear...
897
00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:17,660
Right, well, we already know this
looks exactly like it
898
00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:18,420
Right, well, we already know this
looks exactly like it
899
00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:20,100
cos I've got his face in the room!
900
00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:22,140
Yeah, it's Vincent Jack Gogh.
Here we go.
901
00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:22,420
Yeah, it's Vincent Jack Gogh.
Here we go.
902
00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:23,780
LAUGHTER
903
00:26:25,180 --> 00:26:27,180
DELIGHTED LAUGHTER
904
00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:27,740
DELIGHTED LAUGHTER
905
00:26:29,180 --> 00:26:30,340
BABA:Yes!
906
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,380
EMMA SQUEAKS WITH LAUGHTER
907
00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:32,700
EMMA SQUEAKS WITH LAUGHTER
908
00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:34,740
ENTHUSIASTIC APPLAUSE
CHEERING
909
00:26:34,780 --> 00:26:35,940
ENTHUSIASTIC APPLAUSE
CHEERING
910
00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:41,020
Who would've thought that anyone
could look more haunted...
911
00:26:41,060 --> 00:26:43,060
Who would've thought that anyone
could look more haunted...
912
00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:43,660
Who would've thought that anyone
could look more haunted...
913
00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:45,700
LAUGHTER
..than Vincent van Gogh?
914
00:26:45,740 --> 00:26:46,380
LAUGHTER
..than Vincent van Gogh?
915
00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:50,860
Van Gogh looks like it's
his birthday by comparison!
916
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:51,580
Van Gogh looks like it's
his birthday by comparison!
917
00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:53,180
LAUGHTER
918
00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:54,820
Another one, really good.
919
00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:56,860
This is the worst episode
of Taskmaster ever!
920
00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:58,060
This is the worst episode
of Taskmaster ever!
921
00:26:58,100 --> 00:26:59,820
OK, time for another break
922
00:26:59,860 --> 00:27:01,860
and probably some more adverts
for holidays in the sun.
923
00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:02,780
and probably some more adverts
for holidays in the sun.
924
00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:04,780
Cost-of-living crisis? Nyeah!
925
00:27:04,820 --> 00:27:06,820
More like Costa del Sol
Living La Vida Loca crisis!
926
00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:08,380
More like Costa del Sol
Living La Vida Loca crisis!
927
00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:10,420
Let's whack it on
another credit card!
928
00:27:10,460 --> 00:27:10,700
Let's whack it on
another credit card!
929
00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:12,740
Wayne Lineker! Call me! Yoloooo!
930
00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:14,060
Wayne Lineker! Call me! Yoloooo!
931
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:16,100
DRUM AND BASS MUSIC PLAYS
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
932
00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:17,420
DRUM AND BASS MUSIC PLAYS
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
933
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,080
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Hello, again!
934
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:26,360
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Hello, again!
935
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,400
Here we are, it's part three -
936
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,640
Here we are, it's part three -
937
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,600
and some classic artworks are
being brought to life
938
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,960
in a three-dimensional way.
939
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
Cor, yeah, I love 3D.
940
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:35,280
Cor, yeah, I love 3D.
941
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,320
But I also like
Harry Style's solo stuff.
942
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:37,880
But I also like
Harry Style's solo stuff.
943
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,920
LAUGHTER
944
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:40,200
LAUGHTER
945
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,240
Next up, it's the artist currently
known as Rosie Jones.
946
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,560
Next up, it's the artist currently
known as Rosie Jones.
947
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,600
Ta-da!
948
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:45,840
Ta-da!
949
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,880
Andy Warhol!
950
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:48,520
Andy Warhol!
951
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,560
Sam...Campbell soups.
952
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,040
Sam...Campbell soups.
953
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,080
LAUGHTER
954
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:54,560
LAUGHTER
955
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,280
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
956
00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,400
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
957
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,480
It's Sam Campbell soup!
Yeah...I get it.
958
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,520
It's Sam Campbell soup!
Yeah...I get it.
959
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:07,800
It's Sam Campbell soup!
Yeah...I get it.
960
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,480
LAUGHTER
961
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,520
It's really good. Yeah, it's good.
962
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,120
It's really good. Yeah, it's good.
963
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,160
Everyone liked it. Everyone...
Did you like it?!
964
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:14,680
Everyone liked it. Everyone...
Did you like it?!
965
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,720
Not that much!
LAUGHTER
966
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:17,840
Not that much!
LAUGHTER
967
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,280
One left, Greg. Yes.
968
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,320
One left, and this man doesn't go
to art galleries,
969
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,160
One left, and this man doesn't go
to art galleries,
970
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,200
he hates flowers - it's Baba's turn.
971
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:24,680
he hates flowers - it's Baba's turn.
972
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,800
CONTESTANTS GASP
973
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,360
CONTESTANTS GASP
974
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,480
Ah!
JACK:Very good. It is good.
975
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,600
Ah!
JACK:Very good. It is good.
976
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,640
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM
977
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,680
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM
978
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:38,320
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM
979
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,360
EMMA:So good!
ROSIE:Yay!
980
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,240
EMMA:So good!
ROSIE:Yay!
981
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,280
BABA FAKES COUGHING
982
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,440
BABA FAKES COUGHING
983
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,080
Oh, sorry, sorry about that.
984
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,600
You like that, Greg?
985
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,640
LAUGHTER
986
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,760
LAUGHTER
987
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,800
That - yes, yes, yeah.
Well, yes, of course I do!
988
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:53,120
That - yes, yes, yeah.
Well, yes, of course I do!
989
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,800
Yes, you do. You see the angle?
990
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,720
Know what I'm saying?
This is what I'm trying to say,
991
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,240
I keep telling people, I'm amazing.
992
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,280
EMMA:Oh, my God!
LAUGHTER
993
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,000
EMMA:Oh, my God!
LAUGHTER
994
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,040
Well, look, Greg, here are all five
of the excellent 3D pics.
995
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,880
Well, look, Greg, here are all five
of the excellent 3D pics.
996
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,920
Well, I'll have to give everyone
really high scores, aren't I?
997
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:08,240
Well, I'll have to give everyone
really high scores, aren't I?
998
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,280
And then we'll just have to hope
they fuck up the next task.
999
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,440
And then we'll just have to hope
they fuck up the next task.
1000
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,480
So, I'll give everyone 5 points.
1001
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:13,720
So, I'll give everyone 5 points.
1002
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,760
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1003
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,040
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1004
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,640
OK. What's next, please,
little Alex Horne?
1005
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,440
OK. What's next, please,
little Alex Horne?
1006
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,480
OK, well, Greg,
we're off to the pub! Ooh!
1007
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:25,400
OK, well, Greg,
we're off to the pub! Ooh!
1008
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,080
JACK:In you go.
1009
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:40,320
JACK:In you go.
1010
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,360
Oh, hello!
1011
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,200
Oh, hello!
1012
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,240
Lovelies.
1013
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:45,520
Lovelies.
1014
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,560
Oh, we have company.
Where's Alex?
1015
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,400
Oh, we have company.
Where's Alex?
1016
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,440
Who cares?
LAUGHTER
1017
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:50,720
Who cares?
LAUGHTER
1018
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,480
EMMA: Oh, this is lovely.
1019
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,000
Which one...? Yes, please.
1020
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,600
Oh, thank you so much.
1021
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,640
Would you like to...?Yep, sure.
1022
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:57,840
Would you like to...?Yep, sure.
1023
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,680
"Win the pub quiz by cheating.
1024
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:02,600
"Win the pub quiz by cheating.
1025
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,640
"The team that wins by cheating in
at least five different ways wins.
1026
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,680
"The team that wins by cheating in
at least five different ways wins.
1027
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:07,600
"The team that wins by cheating in
at least five different ways wins.
1028
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,640
"If the quizmaster notices you
cheating, you will lose a point
1029
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,360
"If the quizmaster notices you
cheating, you will lose a point
1030
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,400
"and you must use a different
method of cheating.
1031
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:14,320
"and you must use a different
method of cheating.
1032
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,200
"This quiz will start
in five minutes.
1033
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,240
"Your time starts now."
1034
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:18,560
"Your time starts now."
1035
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,600
OK, so we need ways of cheating.
Mobile phone.
1036
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:21,360
OK, so we need ways of cheating.
Mobile phone.
1037
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,400
ROSIE:Have we got...? Hmm.
1038
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,520
ROSIE:Have we got...? Hmm.
1039
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,560
Hiya. Here he is.
1040
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,200
Hiya. Here he is.
1041
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,240
Hi, guys, are you doing
the pub quiz tonight?
1042
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:29,560
Hi, guys, are you doing
the pub quiz tonight?
1043
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,560
ALL QUIETLY: Yes.
Great!
1044
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,480
I'll come and get your
team name soon.
1045
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,520
Have I got time to go
to the toilet?
1046
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,560
Have I got time to go
to the toilet?
1047
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:38,280
Have I got time to go
to the toilet?
1048
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,320
Yeah, quiz starts in three minutes.
Good thinking. Yeah.
1049
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,200
Yeah, quiz starts in three minutes.
Good thinking. Yeah.
1050
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,240
There's your answer...sheet.
You all right?
1051
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:43,560
There's your answer...sheet.
You all right?
1052
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,600
Yeah. OK, there's your answer sheet
for the first two rounds.
1053
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,160
Yeah. OK, there's your answer sheet
for the first two rounds.
1054
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,200
OK, enjoy. Anyone need anything?
Good luck, enjoy!
1055
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,320
OK, enjoy. Anyone need anything?
Good luck, enjoy!
1056
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:51,320
BABA:Yes.
1057
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,160
WHISPERING:What did you get?
1058
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,200
Do you want that phone?
Oh, well done.
1059
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:56,480
Do you want that phone?
Oh, well done.
1060
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,280
Earphone - oh!
1061
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,000
An encyclopaedia - brilliant.
1062
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,040
How do you intend to use
that without being noticed?
1063
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,040
How do you intend to use
that without being noticed?
1064
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,080
That's the next challenge.
LAUGHTER
1065
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:05,800
That's the next challenge.
LAUGHTER
1066
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,840
ROSIE:It'll come in useful.
1067
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:08,360
ROSIE:It'll come in useful.
1068
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,400
Keep, keep - yeah, it might do.
1069
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,040
Keep, keep - yeah, it might do.
1070
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,080
BABA:Oh, what's that?
One of you look after the...
1071
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,120
It's a little book of...
Ah! That's Sue Perkins' number.
1072
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:15,920
It's a little book of...
Ah! That's Sue Perkins' number.
1073
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,960
Do you have your phone?Yeah.
Save that now.
1074
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:18,400
Do you have your phone?Yeah.
Save that now.
1075
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,680
8-7-2. Yeah.
1076
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,720
Quiz starts in 45 seconds, guys.
Cheers, mate.
1077
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,000
Quiz starts in 45 seconds, guys.
Cheers, mate.
1078
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,040
OK. Team name, please?
1079
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:24,280
OK. Team name, please?
1080
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,040
Er, GK Picky People.
1081
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,480
Er, we're Team Honesty.
1082
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,240
Team Honesty, that's funny.
1083
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,280
And have you got a team name?
1084
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:31,520
And have you got a team name?
1085
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,560
Cheetahz - but like the animals.
1086
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,080
Cheetahz - but like the animals.
1087
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,120
Cheetahz?
Er, just Cheetahs with the Z.
1088
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:36,400
Cheetahz?
Er, just Cheetahs with the Z.
1089
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,080
C-H-E-E... ..E...
1090
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,120
BOTH:..T-A-H-Z.
1091
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:40,760
BOTH:..T-A-H-Z.
1092
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,120
Cheetahz.
1093
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,160
OK, right, just go and get my
microphone, then we'll be off.
1094
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:44,440
OK, right, just go and get my
microphone, then we'll be off.
1095
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:45,480
Yeah. OK. Yeah.
1096
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,520
I've got something a little
bit provocative to say.
1097
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,600
I've got something a little
bit provocative to say.
1098
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,480
Are you both married?
1099
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,520
Mm-hm. I'm also married.
Right. Mm-hm.
1100
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,560
Mm-hm. I'm also married.
Right. Mm-hm.
1101
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,600
I was thinking, like, maybe just
kiss on the cheek would be cheating.
1102
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:55,880
I was thinking, like, maybe just
kiss on the cheek would be cheating.
1103
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,200
Right. Handshake, will that do?
1104
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,240
I-I don't know if
it's that kind of cheating.
1105
00:31:59,280 --> 00:31:59,560
I-I don't know if
it's that kind of cheating.
1106
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,600
LAUGHTER
ROSIE:Get that book.
1107
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:02,480
LAUGHTER
ROSIE:Get that book.
1108
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,440
ROSIE LAUGHS
1109
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,040
Try and remember what's in there.
OK.
1110
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:08,320
Try and remember what's in there.
OK.
1111
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,160
All right, everyb...
1112
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,400
Erm, what's in your right hand?
LAUGHING: Nothing!
1113
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,920
Erm, what's in your right hand?
LAUGHING: Nothing!
1114
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,960
Hmm, it's just fallen on
the floor there. Thanks.
1115
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:16,240
Hmm, it's just fallen on
the floor there. Thanks.
1116
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,280
I will put the books in my area.
1117
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:18,720
I will put the books in my area.
1118
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,680
Could I have the guide to
the beavers, please?
1119
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,720
And also airpods out.
LAUGHING: You're so strict!
1120
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:23,480
And also airpods out.
LAUGHING: You're so strict!
1121
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,520
Yes. Sorry, I didn't see it there,
man. Hmm.
1122
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:25,840
Yes. Sorry, I didn't see it there,
man. Hmm.
1123
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,880
Sorry about that, bro.
Excuse me, thank you.
1124
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:28,200
Sorry about that, bro.
Excuse me, thank you.
1125
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,240
Hel-hello?! We're pretty much
back to square one.
1126
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:30,520
Hel-hello?! We're pretty much
back to square one.
1127
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:31,840
Hello, can everyone hear?
1128
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,880
APPLAUSE
1129
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:34,080
APPLAUSE
1130
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,320
Are you pub quizzers,
before we start?
1131
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,360
No. Nah. I think it's a
waste of pub time.
1132
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:41,640
No. Nah. I think it's a
waste of pub time.
1133
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,880
LAUGHTER
1134
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,920
EMMA:Every Monday.
Thank you, Emma.
1135
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:45,360
EMMA:Every Monday.
Thank you, Emma.
1136
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,280
Do you really, Emma?
Yeah, genuinely!
1137
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,320
Ah. Cute. What's your team called?
1138
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:49,760
Ah. Cute. What's your team called?
1139
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,720
Erm, No Arguments.
1140
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,120
LAUGHTER
1141
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,160
Cos we have a problem
with arguing.
1142
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:55,760
Cos we have a problem
with arguing.
1143
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,800
So, one day, we realised,
"Oh, if we're called No Arguments,
1144
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:58,520
So, one day, we realised,
"Oh, if we're called No Arguments,
1145
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,240
"maybe we'll stop." Oh. Quite...
1146
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,280
So, now we just argue
on the way home.
1147
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:02,600
So, now we just argue
on the way home.
1148
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,640
It's me and my husband.
LAUGHTER
1149
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:05,880
It's me and my husband.
LAUGHTER
1150
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,600
All right, then,
you want to see the quiz?
1151
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,640
I want to see the quiz!
OK, pens down, heads up,
1152
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:11,080
I want to see the quiz!
OK, pens down, heads up,
1153
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,080
or something - it's time to quiz!
1154
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,320
GREG GASPS
1155
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,360
Welcome to the Ship,
welcome to the pub quiz.
1156
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,360
Welcome to the Ship,
welcome to the pub quiz.
1157
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,400
OK, question one - what is
the largest species of rodent?
1158
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,440
OK, question one - what is
the largest species of rodent?
1159
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:21,840
OK, question one - what is
the largest species of rodent?
1160
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,880
{\an8}What is the largest species
of rodent?
1161
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:24,160
{\an8}What is the largest species
of rodent?
1162
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:25,360
{\an8}JACK:Not that.
1163
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,360
{\an8}It's not a mouse.
1164
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,400
In what year was Mary,
Queen of Scots,
1165
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:29,680
In what year was Mary,
Queen of Scots,
1166
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,720
executed by her cousin?
1167
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:31,960
executed by her cousin?
1168
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Elizabeth I, of course.
1169
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:34,840
Elizabeth I, of course.
1170
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,880
In what year...?
EMMA: I'll just feign choking.
1171
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:37,200
In what year...?
EMMA: I'll just feign choking.
1172
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,240
ROSIE:I've got cramp.
1173
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:39,640
ROSIE:I've got cramp.
1174
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,680
Ahh! Oh, just move around
the room a bit.
1175
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:41,960
Ahh! Oh, just move around
the room a bit.
1176
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,600
Oh, my God! Yeah.
1177
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,640
EMMA SCREAMS LOUDLY
1178
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:45,920
EMMA SCREAMS LOUDLY
1179
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,480
FEIGNS CHOKING
BABA:Oh, man.
1180
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,520
It's quite early in
the quiz to get cramp.
1181
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:49,800
It's quite early in
the quiz to get cramp.
1182
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:50,680
Oh, yes! Right. All right.
1183
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,720
She just needs to be.
..be... Yeah.
1184
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,040
She just needs to be.
..be... Yeah.
1185
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,080
{\an8}Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Wait.
LAUGHTER
1186
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,280
{\an8}Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Wait.
LAUGHTER
1187
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:57,360
Ooh!
1188
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,400
{\an8}EMMA COUGHS LOUDLY
ANDY:There's a...
1189
00:33:59,440 --> 00:33:59,960
{\an8}EMMA COUGHS LOUDLY
ANDY:There's a...
1190
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
{\an8}EMMA RETCHES UNCONVINCINGLY
Err! Berr!
1191
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,440
{\an8}EMMA RETCHES UNCONVINCINGLY
Err! Berr!
1192
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,240
{\an8}ALEX LAUGHS
Berr...
1193
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:07,640
{\an8}Feeling better now.
1194
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,520
{\an8}Right, we'll get th...
ROSIE:Nearly there.
1195
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,560
{\an8}We do need to carry on with
the quiz. Nearly there!
1196
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:11,880
{\an8}We do need to carry on with
the quiz. Nearly there!
1197
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,920
{\an8}Question three, what is
the boiling point of mercury?
1198
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:14,200
{\an8}Question three, what is
the boiling point of mercury?
1199
00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:15,880
{\an8}THEY MURMUR
1200
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,920
{\an8}It's 500. Yeah, do you think
it's that? Yeah.
1201
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:18,200
{\an8}It's 500. Yeah, do you think
it's that? Yeah.
1202
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:20,120
{\an8}Mercury. How you getting on?
1203
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,120
{\an8}What do the following states
1204
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,360
{\an8}have in common?
1205
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,400
{\an8}EMMA SCREAMS IN AGONY
1206
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:25,920
{\an8}EMMA SCREAMS IN AGONY
1207
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,960
{\an8}Come down! Come down and help!
1208
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:28,280
{\an8}Come down! Come down and help!
1209
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,320
{\an8}What do you...?
Come down and help me!
1210
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,360
{\an8}That's not really how it works.
You don't come down and help.
1211
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:32,640
{\an8}That's not really how it works.
You don't come down and help.
1212
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:33,600
What's wrong?
1213
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,640
WHISPERING: Basically...Yeah.
..I feel so sick.
1214
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:36,120
WHISPERING: Basically...Yeah.
..I feel so sick.
1215
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,160
{\an8}OK. I feel really nauseous.
1216
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:38,440
{\an8}OK. I feel really nauseous.
1217
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,120
{\an8}Right, well, do you want a blanket?
Yeah.
1218
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,480
I'll get her a blanket, apparently.
1219
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:42,920
OK, yeah, please. Right.
1220
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,960
{\an8}OK. Phones away, please.
1221
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,480
BUZZER
Sorry. Oh, sorry.
1222
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,520
It was my mum.
1223
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:52,160
It was my mum.
1224
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,960
{\an8}I-I see what you're doing there.
1225
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
{\an8}Round two - sport!
1226
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:56,720
{\an8}Round two - sport!
1227
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,760
{\an8}If I potted a red, then a black,
1228
00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,520
{\an8}If I potted a red, then a black,
1229
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,560
{\an8}then a red, then a black,
1230
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:01,840
{\an8}then a red, then a black,
1231
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,880
then a red, then a pink,
then a red...
1232
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,120
then a red, then a pink,
then a red...
1233
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,160
..then a yellow, then a red, then
a black, then a red, then a brown...
1234
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:07,480
..then a yellow, then a red, then
a black, then a red, then a brown...
1235
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:08,800
JACK LAUGHS
..then a red, then a green,
1236
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,680
and all the colours,
what would my break be worth?
1237
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:12,720
{\an8}I'll be honest with you,
I think this is when you do
1238
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:13,000
{\an8}I'll be honest with you,
I think this is when you do
1239
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,720
{\an8}a quick, erm, romantic cheat.Right.
1240
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,360
{\an8}BABA CHUCKLES
1241
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,400
{\an8}So, can I just give you a quick...?
1242
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:18,680
{\an8}So, can I just give you a quick...?
1243
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:19,880
There we go.
LAUGHTER
1244
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,480
{\an8}Let's never speak of it again.
1245
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,880
{\an8}LAUGHTER CONTINUES
BUZZER
1246
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,800
What is Sue Perkins'
favourite sport?
1247
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:29,080
What is Sue Perkins'
favourite sport?
1248
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,440
{\an8}Oh!What is Sue...?
1249
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,480
{\an8}I need a sick bucket! Now!
1250
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:32,720
{\an8}I need a sick bucket! Now!
1251
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,280
{\an8}A big bucket. Yeah.
1252
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,320
Call Sue Perkins.
1253
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,200
SUE PERKINS:Hi, it's Sue here,
1254
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:40,360
{\an8}sorry I can't take your call.
1255
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,400
{\an8}I'm... Oh, come on, Sue!
..on leave at the water hockey.
1256
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:42,680
{\an8}I'm... Oh, come on, Sue!
..on leave at the water hockey.
1257
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:44,120
{\an8}What, what? Hockey. Aha! Hockey.
1258
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,720
{\an8}Ho-hockey, hockey. Right.
1259
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,760
{\an8}ROSIE:Can't I have a look
1260
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,280
{\an8}ROSIE:Can't I have a look
1261
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,320
{\an8}at question six?
1262
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:50,760
{\an8}at question six?
1263
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,800
LAUGHTER
What did you say?
1264
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:53,120
LAUGHTER
What did you say?
1265
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,160
Hello, everyone! OK.
SUSPICIOUSLY:Hiya! The answers.
1266
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,240
Hello, everyone! OK.
SUSPICIOUSLY:Hiya! The answers.
1267
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,360
Have you all swapped sheets?
1268
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,400
Er, no, sorry, we've just got
them all mixed up. Oh...
1269
00:35:59,440 --> 00:35:59,840
Er, no, sorry, we've just got
them all mixed up. Oh...
1270
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,160
Quick as you can, please.
1271
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,200
Let's swap with them.
1272
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:03,680
Let's swap with them.
1273
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,080
{\an8}Hmm, as long as you don't
have your own...
BUZZER
1274
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,120
As long as we don't have our own
sheets. Good try, though.
1275
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:07,760
As long as we don't have our own
sheets. Good try, though.
1276
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,800
The biggest rodent was,
of course - please sit down -
1277
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:10,080
The biggest rodent was,
of course - please sit down -
1278
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,120
capybara. 1587.
1279
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:12,600
capybara. 1587.
1280
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,240
356-point...
1281
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,280
That would be a break of 70 points.
1282
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,320
Sue Perkins' favourite sport was -
and still is...
1283
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,840
Sue Perkins' favourite sport was -
and still is...
1284
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,880
..football.
EMMA: It's hockey.
1285
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:22,200
..football.
EMMA: It's hockey.
1286
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,520
But it-it's not, it's football.
1287
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,560
Sorry, I have to be very
passionate about this.Yeah.
1288
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,400
Sorry, I have to be very
passionate about this.Yeah.
1289
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,440
PASSIONATE PIANO PLAYS
Sue Perkins...Yeah.
1290
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:28,760
PASSIONATE PIANO PLAYS
Sue Perkins...Yeah.
1291
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,800
..is my best friend.It's hockey.
LAUGHTER
1292
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:31,200
..is my best friend.It's hockey.
LAUGHTER
1293
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:33,240
Well, I've got her number, so I'll
give her a call in the break.
1294
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:33,560
Well, I've got her number, so I'll
give her a call in the break.
1295
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,080
Give her a call! I'm sorry,
I don't want to be...
1296
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,640
Can we call her now?
Give her a call now.
1297
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,080
Call her now.
Yeah, please, just call her now.
1298
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,720
Put it on speaker, let's hear it.
1299
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,760
SUE PERKINS:Hi, it's Sue here.
Sorry, I can't take your call,
1300
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,160
SUE PERKINS:Hi, it's Sue here.
Sorry, I can't take your call,
1301
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,960
but I'm at the underwater hockey...
1302
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,280
..which is a shame cos I actually
really love football.
1303
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,520
..which is a shame cos I actually
really love football.
1304
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,560
UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE
1305
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:52,720
UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE
1306
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:53,880
The answer was football.
1307
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,600
So, if you just tot up the scores...
1308
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,560
{\an8}The Sporty Foodie Flag Guys...
1309
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,600
{\an8}Yeah. ..er, zero in round one.
1310
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:01,920
{\an8}Yeah. ..er, zero in round one.
1311
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,960
Right. And then... Three.
1312
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:04,680
Right. And then... Three.
1313
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:06,720
{\an8}..three in round...in round two.
1314
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:07,120
{\an8}..three in round...in round two.
1315
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,880
Three? Really?
JACK INHALES SHARPLY
1316
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,920
Didn't quite get there.
1317
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:11,200
Didn't quite get there.
1318
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:13,240
And round two?
They're cheating, but...
1319
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:13,520
And round two?
They're cheating, but...
1320
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,760
{\an8}Well, we got three. Hey.
1321
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,160
{\an8}We thought we had got more.
1322
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,200
{\an8}Well, rugby ball's right, isn't it?
Yeah, that is...
1323
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,160
{\an8}Well, misspelling, apparently.
It's a misspelling.
1324
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,960
{\an8}Well, they've misspelt
the word "misspelling".
1325
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,640
BUZZER
Well done, guys.
1326
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,680
All right, round three will
start in one minute.
1327
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:26,040
All right, round three will
start in one minute.
1328
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,080
APPLAUSE
1329
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,080
APPLAUSE
1330
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,880
I mean, s-some of
the most ludicrous overacting.
1331
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:35,960
I mean, s-some of
the most ludicrous overacting.
1332
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
I mean, Jones went down
within seconds.Yeah.
1333
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,400
I mean, Jones went down
within seconds.Yeah.
1334
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,440
And then, Emma, I presume
a trained actress, when you had
1335
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,600
And then, Emma, I presume
a trained actress, when you had
1336
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,640
your multiple physical collapses.
1337
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:45,000
your multiple physical collapses.
1338
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,000
I-I never trained, darling,
I never trained.
1339
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,040
Ah! It doesn't show.
LAUGHTER
1340
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,200
Ah! It doesn't show.
LAUGHTER
1341
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:51,560
Do you know what I mean?
1342
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,600
Baba was the only one, wasn't he,
who wasn't overacting?Yes.
1343
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,520
Baba was the only one, wasn't he,
who wasn't overacting?Yes.
1344
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,560
But there's more to come, right?
They're only halfway through.
1345
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,160
But there's more to come, right?
They're only halfway through.
1346
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,640
They're both pretty much
neck-and-neck.
1347
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,680
I've caught them a few times,
but there is a second half to come.
1348
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:01,000
I've caught them a few times,
but there is a second half to come.
1349
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,960
That's the end of part three.
Come back for part four
1350
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000
and see someone take home
some soulful prizes.
1351
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:05,960
and see someone take home
some soulful prizes.
1352
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
It'll be like watching your kid
in the school play -
1353
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:08,480
It'll be like watching your kid
in the school play -
1354
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,080
except shorter and fun,
1355
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,120
and you won't have to stave off
boredom by imagining having
1356
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:12,800
and you won't have to stave off
boredom by imagining having
1357
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,520
an affair with a teacher.
1358
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,480
Just me?
HE LAUGHS
1359
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,520
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1360
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:18,720
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1361
01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:51,600
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Hello!
1362
01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:53,640
Welcome back to
the final part of the show,
1363
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:54,160
Welcome back to
the final part of the show,
1364
01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:56,200
where a pub quiz is taking
place in the Ship.
1365
01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:56,560
where a pub quiz is taking
place in the Ship.
1366
01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:58,600
On with the second half of the quiz,
where the two teams have to win
1367
01:16:58,640 --> 01:16:59,720
On with the second half of the quiz,
where the two teams have to win
1368
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:01,280
by cheating at least five times
1369
01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:03,320
without being caught
by old Eagle Eyes Horne,
1370
01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:03,600
without being caught
by old Eagle Eyes Horne,
1371
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:05,120
the handsome quizmaster.
1372
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:06,440
Here's how they got on.
1373
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:09,720
Round three, picture round.
1374
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:11,760
Question one -
what is Alex Horne holding?
1375
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:12,200
Question one -
what is Alex Horne holding?
1376
01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:14,240
{\an8}Phones away, please.
BUZZER
1377
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:14,560
{\an8}Phones away, please.
BUZZER
1378
01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:16,600
What country's flag has
a green triangle on the left?
1379
01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:17,480
What country's flag has
a green triangle on the left?
1380
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:19,520
I do have a cramp again.
1381
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:21,520
I do have a cramp again.
1382
01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:22,560
Please sit down.
1383
01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:24,160
BABA:Don't be a bore, bro! OK.
1384
01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:26,200
Come on, man. We're getting drunk.
Question three - please sit down.
1385
01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:26,560
Come on, man. We're getting drunk.
Question three - please sit down.
1386
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,280
Alex, I've got a delivery.
1387
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:30,320
A delivery? Just checking if
the guy's at the front door.
1388
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:31,240
A delivery? Just checking if
the guy's at the front door.
1389
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:32,640
Yeah. This is a pub.
1390
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:34,680
Right, I will... Jack! Jack!
1391
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:35,840
Right, I will... Jack! Jack!
1392
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:37,200
Yeah? You all right?
1393
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,320
HE GIGGLES
1394
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:42,200
Yeah, I don't think anyone saw that.
1395
01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:44,240
BUZZER
Ohh!
1396
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:44,760
BUZZER
Ohh!
1397
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:46,800
EMMA: Oh, God!
BABA:Get that under there, bro.
1398
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:48,000
EMMA: Oh, God!
BABA:Get that under there, bro.
1399
01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:49,880
Oh, my God! Oh!
There's no-one there.
1400
01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:51,920
Oh, God! What animal features
on Albania's flag?
1401
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:53,680
Oh, God! What animal features
on Albania's flag?
1402
01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:55,720
Right, I'll be back in two minutes
with the answers. Thank you.
1403
01:17:55,760 --> 01:17:57,760
Right, I'll be back in two minutes
with the answers. Thank you.
1404
01:17:57,800 --> 01:17:58,040
Right, I'll be back in two minutes
with the answers. Thank you.
1405
01:17:58,080 --> 01:17:59,280
JACK:What?
1406
01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:07,000
I'm going to...
1407
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:13,320
Yo, yo! Yo! Ooh!
1408
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:14,080
Yo, yo! Yo! Ooh!
1409
01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:17,320
BUZZER
EMMA FEIGNS COUGHING
1410
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:17,560
BUZZER
EMMA FEIGNS COUGHING
1411
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:21,680
{\an8}OK.
1412
01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:22,840
{\an8}Ah.
1413
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:24,400
{\an8}Er, thingy's in so...
1414
01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:28,080
Hello, everyone.
Hiya. Hiya!
1415
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:28,920
Hello, everyone.
Hiya. Hiya!
1416
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:30,760
OK. The answers.
1417
01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:32,640
Erm, please swap papers.
1418
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:34,680
Round three, the picture round.
OK, what was I holding?
1419
01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:35,040
Round three, the picture round.
OK, what was I holding?
1420
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:36,960
What was redacted there?
1421
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:39,000
A colander.
1422
01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:39,600
A colander.
1423
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:40,880
How did you know that?
1424
01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:42,920
Well, it looked...
It's just the expression,
1425
01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:43,440
Well, it looked...
It's just the expression,
1426
01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:44,960
you know? You... Colander.
1427
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:46,360
And it was a colander. Yeah.
1428
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:48,400
I love quizzes. Hmm!
1429
01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:49,440
I love quizzes. Hmm!
1430
01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:51,480
Thanks for coming, everyone.
That is closing time now, so...
1431
01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:52,240
Thanks for coming, everyone.
That is closing time now, so...
1432
01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:54,080
BELL DINGS
Wahey! ..please get out.
1433
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:56,120
Thank you, bye-bye.
Bye-bye, bye-bye.
1434
01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:56,400
Thank you, bye-bye.
Bye-bye, bye-bye.
1435
01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:57,760
EMMA: Cheers, guys.Cheers.
1436
01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,800
APPLAUSE
1437
01:18:59,840 --> 01:19:00,520
APPLAUSE
1438
01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:04,080
First of all, I will tell you
the scores in the quiz.
1439
01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:05,280
First of all, I will tell you
the scores in the quiz.
1440
01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:07,320
Andy, Emma, and Baba got
22 out of 30.
1441
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:07,600
Andy, Emma, and Baba got
22 out of 30.
1442
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:09,560
Jack and Rosie got 23 out of 30.
1443
01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:10,840
EMMA:Oh, God, that's close! Ah!
1444
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,760
But we subtract points for
the amount of times
1445
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,040
I caught them cheating.
1446
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:16,040
I caught the team of three
six times.
1447
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:18,080
I caught the two of two
nine times,
1448
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:19,160
I caught the two of two
nine times,
1449
01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:21,200
which means the team of three
win the quiz! Whoa!
1450
01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:21,960
which means the team of three
win the quiz! Whoa!
1451
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:24,000
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1452
01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:25,320
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1453
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:27,360
Get in!
1454
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:27,640
Get in!
1455
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:29,680
It was close, so I don't know
how you want to distribute points.
1456
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:30,000
It was close, so I don't know
how you want to distribute points.
1457
01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:31,920
5 and 4.There we go,
so 4 to the team of two,
1458
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:33,600
5 to the team of three!
1459
01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:35,640
APPLAUSE
ROSIE:That was good.
1460
01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:37,680
APPLAUSE
ROSIE:That was good.
1461
01:19:37,720 --> 01:19:38,040
APPLAUSE
ROSIE:That was good.
1462
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:40,080
Quick look at the scores, then?
Yes, we can have the first look at
1463
01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:40,640
Quick look at the scores, then?
Yes, we can have the first look at
1464
01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:42,680
the series scores, if you want,
Greg. Ooh, yes, please!Mm!
1465
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:43,400
the series scores, if you want,
Greg. Ooh, yes, please!Mm!
1466
01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:45,440
Well, it's sort of going like this.
1467
01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:47,480
We've got Andy on 37,
Baba on 40, Emma on 42,
1468
01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:49,160
We've got Andy on 37,
Baba on 40, Emma on 42,
1469
01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:50,520
then we jump to Rosie on 46.
1470
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,560
Jack's on 53 at the moment.
1471
01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:52,800
Jack's on 53 at the moment.
1472
01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:54,320
Ooh! Series leader.
1473
01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:56,360
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1474
01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:56,840
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1475
01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:58,720
OK, it's that time again.
1476
01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:00,760
Please head to the stage
for the final task of the show!
1477
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,200
Please head to the stage
for the final task of the show!
1478
01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:07,280
APPLAUSE
1479
01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:08,600
APPLAUSE
1480
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:12,320
What is going on?
1481
01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:13,480
What is going on?
1482
01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:15,080
We've found their doppelgangers.
1483
01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:16,880
LAUGHTER
1484
01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:20,840
It's uncanny!
1485
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:21,120
It's uncanny!
1486
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:23,160
LAUGHTER CONTINUES
Who's going to read the task, Alex?
1487
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:23,600
LAUGHTER CONTINUES
Who's going to read the task, Alex?
1488
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:25,320
I'd like Jack Dee to read
the task please, Greg.
1489
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:27,360
Oh, Jack, would you read it?
FLATLY:Yeah, OK.
1490
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:27,640
Oh, Jack, would you read it?
FLATLY:Yeah, OK.
1491
01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:29,120
LAUGHTER
1492
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:30,960
"Rustle Russell, fill Phil,
1493
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,000
"mark Mark, rob Rob, and pat Pat.
1494
01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:33,520
"mark Mark, rob Rob, and pat Pat.
1495
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:35,560
"When Alex blows his whistle,
you must all immediately
1496
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:37,080
"When Alex blows his whistle,
you must all immediately
1497
01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:39,120
"either say one word to the
person next to you,
1498
01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:39,880
"either say one word to the
person next to you,
1499
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:41,920
"or perform one action.
1500
01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:42,160
"or perform one action.
1501
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:44,200
"The people may only say yes or no.
1502
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:44,560
"The people may only say yes or no.
1503
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:46,600
"If you perform the wrong action,
you are disqualified.
1504
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:47,880
"If you perform the wrong action,
you are disqualified.
1505
01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:49,920
"You will then meet a new person.
1506
01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:51,960
"First person to perform all
the right actions to
1507
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:52,600
"First person to perform all
the right actions to
1508
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:54,640
"all the right people wins."
1509
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:54,920
"all the right people wins."
1510
01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:56,960
Yeah, so you're sitting next to
somebody who's either called Mark,
1511
01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:57,680
Yeah, so you're sitting next to
somebody who's either called Mark,
1512
01:20:57,720 --> 01:20:59,280
Pat, Russell, Rob, or Phil.
1513
01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:01,040
So, if you think
they're called Mark,
1514
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:02,720
you put a mark on their clipboard.
1515
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:04,760
If you think they're called Pat,
you pat them on the head.
1516
01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:05,080
If you think they're called Pat,
you pat them on the head.
1517
01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:07,080
If you think they're called
Russell, you rustle them.
1518
01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:08,160
Know what I mean?
1519
01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:10,200
If you think they're called Rob,
you steal one of their pencils.
1520
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:10,480
If you think they're called Rob,
you steal one of their pencils.
1521
01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:12,240
If you think they're called Phil,
1522
01:21:12,280 --> 01:21:14,080
you put your stuffing
down their top.
1523
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:15,160
LAUGHTER
1524
01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:17,200
If you find out that you're
sat next to, for example, Mark,
1525
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:18,080
If you find out that you're
sat next to, for example, Mark,
1526
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:20,120
you have to wait till the next time
you meet Mark to mark Mark.
1527
01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:21,600
you have to wait till the next time
you meet Mark to mark Mark.
1528
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:23,640
If you correctly fill Phil or
mark Mark, or rob Rob,
1529
01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:23,960
If you correctly fill Phil or
mark Mark, or rob Rob,
1530
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:26,000
or rustle Russell, you'll get
a little sticker on your arm.
1531
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:26,760
or rustle Russell, you'll get
a little sticker on your arm.
1532
01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:28,800
The first person to get all five
of them wins 5 points,
1533
01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:29,640
The first person to get all five
of them wins 5 points,
1534
01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:31,680
no-one gets any other points.
1535
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:32,080
no-one gets any other points.
1536
01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:34,120
If you do the action wrong,
you're out of the game, OK?
1537
01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:35,360
If you do the action wrong,
you're out of the game, OK?
1538
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:37,400
It's... Once we get going,
it's less complicated.
1539
01:21:37,440 --> 01:21:37,800
It's... Once we get going,
it's less complicated.
1540
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:39,160
LAUGHTER
Let's go.
1541
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:41,120
WHISTLE BLOWS
Rob? No.
1542
01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:42,160
Phil? No.
1543
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:43,440
Russell? No.
1544
01:21:43,480 --> 01:21:44,640
Mark? No.
1545
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:46,200
Pat? No.
1546
01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:48,240
Move! We're off.
1547
01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:48,520
Move! We're off.
1548
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:50,080
WHISTLE BLOWS
Phil? No.
1549
01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:51,480
Rob? Yes.
1550
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:52,800
Move!
1551
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:54,840
If you think you've got it right,
you have to remember till next time.
1552
01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:55,280
If you think you've got it right,
you have to remember till next time.
1553
01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:57,000
WHISTLE BLOWS
Mark? Yes.
1554
01:21:57,040 --> 01:21:58,400
Pat? Yes.
1555
01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:01,240
Not yet! Sit down!
1556
01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:03,280
LAUGHTER
GREG: Please sit down.Wait!
1557
01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:04,080
LAUGHTER
GREG: Please sit down.Wait!
1558
01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:06,120
Move! Now move!
1559
01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:06,840
Move! Now move!
1560
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:08,800
There you go.
LAUGHTER
1561
01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:10,840
It's not very often you'll see
Alex genuinely annoyed,
1562
01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:11,200
It's not very often you'll see
Alex genuinely annoyed,
1563
01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:13,240
ladies and gentlemen.
LAUGHTER
1564
01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:13,560
ladies and gentlemen.
LAUGHTER
1565
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,600
So, here we go... Wait, wait,
what are their names again?
1566
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:17,640
So, here we go... Wait, wait,
what are their names again?
1567
01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:17,960
So, here we go... Wait, wait,
what are their names again?
1568
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:20,000
It's worth trying to remember them.
It's Mark, Pat...
1569
01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:20,400
It's worth trying to remember them.
It's Mark, Pat...
1570
01:22:20,440 --> 01:22:22,440
LAUGHTER
..Russell, Rob, and Phil.
1571
01:22:22,480 --> 01:22:22,760
LAUGHTER
..Russell, Rob, and Phil.
1572
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:24,800
WHISTLE BLOWS
Russell? Yes.
1573
01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:25,280
WHISTLE BLOWS
Russell? Yes.
1574
01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:27,320
Move. Fuck. Good.
1575
01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:27,600
Move. Fuck. Good.
1576
01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:29,560
LAUGHTER
WHISTLE BLOWS
1577
01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:32,440
{\an8}DING!
1578
01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:34,480
{\an8}There has been a successful action.
CHEERING
1579
01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:34,800
{\an8}There has been a successful action.
CHEERING
1580
01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:36,840
Move!
1581
01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:37,080
Move!
1582
01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:38,600
{\an8}WHISTLE BLOWS
1583
01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:40,160
{\an8}Yeah.
DING!
1584
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:42,000
{\an8}CHEERING
DING!
1585
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:45,240
{\an8}BUZZER
We have a disqualification.
1586
01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:45,560
{\an8}BUZZER
We have a disqualification.
1587
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:47,480
{\an8}Baba has got this person wrong!
1588
01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:49,520
{\an8}You must stand behind your chair.
He is disqualified.
1589
01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:51,560
Oh, Baba.Ah! At this rate,
I don't care! Right, OK.
1590
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:52,040
Oh, Baba.Ah! At this rate,
I don't care! Right, OK.
1591
01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:53,480
LAUGHTER
1592
01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:55,120
Move!
JACK:OK.
1593
01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:57,160
Ohh, shit!
1594
01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:57,880
Ohh, shit!
1595
01:22:57,920 --> 01:22:59,920
LAUGHTER
1596
01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:00,280
LAUGHTER
1597
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:02,200
That's definitely not his name.
1598
01:23:02,240 --> 01:23:04,240
{\an8}LAUGHTER CONTINUES
WHISTLE BLOWS
1599
01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:04,520
{\an8}LAUGHTER CONTINUES
WHISTLE BLOWS
1600
01:23:04,560 --> 01:23:05,800
{\an8}DING!
1601
01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:07,400
{\an8}OK, we've got some more action,
1602
01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:08,800
{\an8}this is good. Move.
1603
01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:11,960
{\an8}WHISTLE BLOWS
1604
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:13,800
{\an8}DING!
APPLAUSE
1605
01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:14,960
We have more actions.
1606
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:16,640
Move, please. Move.
WHISTLE BLOWS
1607
01:23:17,960 --> 01:23:19,800
{\an8}DING!
We have action over there.
1608
01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:21,840
{\an8}Another sticker. Please move.
1609
01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:22,600
{\an8}Another sticker. Please move.
1610
01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:23,920
{\an8}WHISTLE BLOWS
1611
01:23:25,440 --> 01:23:27,200
{\an8}BUZZER
We have a disqualification.
1612
01:23:27,240 --> 01:23:28,280
{\an8}Jack Dee is gone.
1613
01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:29,880
Jack's gone.
AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS
1614
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:31,680
Only three left in the game.
1615
01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:33,720
Right, you're going to kill me.
1616
01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:34,640
Right, you're going to kill me.
1617
01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:36,680
LAUGHTER
Russell...
1618
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:38,680
LAUGHTER
Russell...
1619
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:40,720
..Mark, Phil...Mark.
1620
01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:41,120
..Mark, Phil...Mark.
1621
01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:43,160
Yeeesss!
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
1622
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:43,960
Yeeesss!
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
1623
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:46,000
Rob! OK.
1624
01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:46,240
Rob! OK.
1625
01:23:46,280 --> 01:23:47,280
And just so you know...
1626
01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:49,320
Thank you, Emma.
Emma has one sticker. Thank you.
1627
01:23:49,360 --> 01:23:49,680
Thank you, Emma.
Emma has one sticker. Thank you.
1628
01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:51,720
The wizard has one sticker,
Rosie has two stickers.
1629
01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:52,360
The wizard has one sticker,
Rosie has two stickers.
1630
01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:54,400
LAUGHTER
She's got two.
1631
01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:54,720
LAUGHTER
She's got two.
1632
01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:56,760
I know! Fuck's sake.
She's playing you, Emma.
1633
01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:57,320
I know! Fuck's sake.
She's playing you, Emma.
1634
01:23:57,360 --> 01:23:59,360
She knows exactly what she's doing.
1635
01:23:59,400 --> 01:23:59,720
She knows exactly what she's doing.
1636
01:23:59,760 --> 01:24:01,160
Here we go.
WHISTLE BLOWS
1637
01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:02,480
Rob? No.
1638
01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:04,040
Move, move, move.
1639
01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:06,080
{\an8}WHISTLE BLOWS
Some action going on.
1640
01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:06,400
{\an8}WHISTLE BLOWS
Some action going on.
1641
01:24:06,440 --> 01:24:07,600
{\an8}DING!
APPLAUSE
1642
01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:09,320
{\an8}The wizard has another sticker.
1643
01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:11,360
{\an8}And move.
WHISTLE BLOWS
1644
01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:11,640
{\an8}And move.
WHISTLE BLOWS
1645
01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:13,040
{\an8}We have more action here.
1646
01:24:13,080 --> 01:24:15,080
{\an8}DING!
The wizard has three stickers.
1647
01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:15,800
{\an8}DING!
The wizard has three stickers.
1648
01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:17,840
{\an8}APPLAUSE
WHISTLE BLOWS
1649
01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:18,640
{\an8}APPLAUSE
WHISTLE BLOWS
1650
01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:20,640
{\an8}DING!
Oh, stickers!
1651
01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:22,160
{\an8}DING!
1652
01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:23,960
{\an8}APPLAUSE
1653
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:25,840
We could be approaching the endgame.
1654
01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:27,880
{\an8}WHISTLE BLOWS
1655
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:28,160
{\an8}WHISTLE BLOWS
1656
01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:30,200
{\an8}DING! DING!
We have five stickers!
1657
01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:30,480
{\an8}DING! DING!
We have five stickers!
1658
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:32,480
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1659
01:24:32,520 --> 01:24:34,320
EMMA:No!
1660
01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:36,360
We will add those scores
to the final score.
1661
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:36,800
We will add those scores
to the final score.
1662
01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:38,440
Come down and join me!
1663
01:24:40,960 --> 01:24:42,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1664
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:44,680
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1665
01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:46,720
HALTINGLY: What a rush!Hmm!
1666
01:24:46,760 --> 01:24:47,760
HALTINGLY: What a rush!Hmm!
1667
01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:49,800
All right, well, as you saw,
there was only five points to
1668
01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:50,440
All right, well, as you saw,
there was only five points to
1669
01:24:50,480 --> 01:24:52,480
one person there and that person
was Mr Andy Zaltzman.
1670
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:52,960
one person there and that person
was Mr Andy Zaltzman.
1671
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,000
The wizard has his revenge.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1672
01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:56,320
The wizard has his revenge.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1673
01:24:56,360 --> 01:24:58,360
It means the final table
today looks like this.
1674
01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:00,400
It means the final table
today looks like this.
1675
01:25:00,440 --> 01:25:01,360
It means the final table
today looks like this.
1676
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:03,400
He's only gone and done it -
the winner, with 21 points,
1677
01:25:03,440 --> 01:25:04,080
He's only gone and done it -
the winner, with 21 points,
1678
01:25:04,120 --> 01:25:06,120
is Andy Zaltzman! The wizard!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1679
01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:07,480
is Andy Zaltzman! The wizard!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1680
01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:09,520
Andy Zaltzman wins!
1681
01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:10,800
Andy Zaltzman wins!
1682
01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:12,840
Please go up and celebrate with
your soulful prizes!
1683
01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:13,560
Please go up and celebrate with
your soulful prizes!
1684
01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:14,760
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1685
01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:40,480
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1686
01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:41,720
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