1 00:00:03,070 --> 00:00:05,070 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:05,110 --> 00:00:05,910 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 3 00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:10,750 Aw. Woo! 4 00:00:10,790 --> 00:00:10,950 Aw. Woo! 5 00:00:13,910 --> 00:00:14,870 SHE SCREAMS 6 00:00:17,470 --> 00:00:18,990 I mean, you're useless at this. 7 00:00:20,550 --> 00:00:21,630 SCREAMING 8 00:00:21,670 --> 00:00:22,790 Prrp. Boop. 9 00:00:22,830 --> 00:00:24,150 Eurgh! 10 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:26,190 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 11 00:00:26,230 --> 00:00:27,590 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 12 00:00:34,110 --> 00:00:35,310 Hello! 13 00:00:35,350 --> 00:00:37,350 Thank you. Thank you, everybody. 14 00:00:37,390 --> 00:00:37,630 Thank you. Thank you, everybody. 15 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:39,670 Welcome to Taskmaster, the Olympics for funny people. 16 00:00:39,710 --> 00:00:40,990 Welcome to Taskmaster, the Olympics for funny people. 17 00:00:41,030 --> 00:00:43,030 And, like elite athletes, our comedians have been in training 18 00:00:43,070 --> 00:00:44,310 And, like elite athletes, our comedians have been in training 19 00:00:44,350 --> 00:00:45,870 for this their whole careers, 20 00:00:45,910 --> 00:00:47,910 and similarly one slip up could see them never compete again, 21 00:00:47,950 --> 00:00:49,870 and similarly one slip up could see them never compete again, 22 00:00:49,910 --> 00:00:51,910 lose their homes and end up singing Sweet Caroline in 23 00:00:51,950 --> 00:00:53,150 lose their homes and end up singing Sweet Caroline in 24 00:00:53,190 --> 00:00:55,190 a high street, having drunk a pint of plant feed 25 00:00:55,230 --> 00:00:56,030 a high street, having drunk a pint of plant feed 26 00:00:56,070 --> 00:00:58,070 they stole from a garden centre. LAUGHTER 27 00:00:58,110 --> 00:00:58,430 they stole from a garden centre. LAUGHTER 28 00:00:58,470 --> 00:01:00,470 The stakes are high and the rewards are low. 29 00:01:00,510 --> 00:01:01,910 The stakes are high and the rewards are low. 30 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:04,550 Let's meet them now. 31 00:01:04,590 --> 00:01:06,590 Please welcome Andy Zaltzman... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 32 00:01:06,630 --> 00:01:08,630 Please welcome Andy Zaltzman... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 33 00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:08,950 Please welcome Andy Zaltzman... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 34 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:10,990 ..Babatunde Aleshe... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 35 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:12,190 ..Babatunde Aleshe... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 36 00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:14,230 ..Emma Sidi... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 37 00:01:14,270 --> 00:01:15,310 ..Emma Sidi... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 38 00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:17,350 ..Jack Dee... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 39 00:01:17,390 --> 00:01:17,670 ..Jack Dee... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 40 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:19,710 ..and Rosie Jones! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 41 00:01:19,750 --> 00:01:21,150 ..and Rosie Jones! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 42 00:01:23,190 --> 00:01:25,190 And, sitting next to me, a man who secretly confided in me 43 00:01:25,230 --> 00:01:26,670 And, sitting next to me, a man who secretly confided in me 44 00:01:26,710 --> 00:01:28,710 that he doesn't think community liaison officers are real police, 45 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:30,310 that he doesn't think community liaison officers are real police, 46 00:01:30,350 --> 00:01:32,350 and challenges any of them who meet him 47 00:01:32,390 --> 00:01:32,910 and challenges any of them who meet him 48 00:01:32,950 --> 00:01:34,950 to kick him hard in the gooch. LAUGHTER 49 00:01:34,990 --> 00:01:36,990 to kick him hard in the gooch. LAUGHTER 50 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:37,230 to kick him hard in the gooch. LAUGHTER 51 00:01:38,710 --> 00:01:40,710 # It's Little Alex Horne! # APPLAUSE 52 00:01:40,750 --> 00:01:42,270 # It's Little Alex Horne! # APPLAUSE 53 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:44,310 Yeah. 54 00:01:44,350 --> 00:01:44,550 Yeah. 55 00:01:46,270 --> 00:01:47,430 OK, let's begin. 56 00:01:47,470 --> 00:01:49,030 Yes, and what a way to begin 57 00:01:49,070 --> 00:01:51,070 because the prize category this week is the object with the most soul. 58 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:53,110 because the prize category this week is the object with the most soul. 59 00:01:53,150 --> 00:01:53,750 because the prize category this week is the object with the most soul. 60 00:01:53,790 --> 00:01:55,790 AUDIENCE:Ooh. OK. 61 00:01:55,830 --> 00:01:56,110 AUDIENCE:Ooh. OK. 62 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:58,150 I know. Ooh.Ooh, indeed. As a guy in a band, 63 00:01:58,190 --> 00:01:59,270 I know. Ooh.Ooh, indeed. As a guy in a band, 64 00:01:59,310 --> 00:02:01,310 I get a lot of people stopping me and saying, "You are...soul." 65 00:02:01,350 --> 00:02:03,350 I get a lot of people stopping me and saying, "You are...soul." 66 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:03,710 I get a lot of people stopping me and saying, "You are...soul." 67 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:05,750 But it's not about me, it's about Greg giving maximum points to 68 00:02:05,790 --> 00:02:07,750 But it's not about me, it's about Greg giving maximum points to 69 00:02:07,790 --> 00:02:08,950 the object with the most soul. 70 00:02:08,990 --> 00:02:09,990 All right. 71 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:12,030 Rosie, shall we start with you?No. 72 00:02:12,070 --> 00:02:13,150 Rosie, shall we start with you?No. 73 00:02:13,190 --> 00:02:14,990 LAUGHTER 74 00:02:15,030 --> 00:02:17,030 It...it was rhetorical. It's... Um... We are starting with you. 75 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,150 It...it was rhetorical. It's... Um... We are starting with you. 76 00:02:18,190 --> 00:02:19,630 All right. 77 00:02:19,670 --> 00:02:21,670 What I've brought 78 00:02:21,710 --> 00:02:21,910 What I've brought 79 00:02:21,950 --> 00:02:23,950 to make me more soulful 80 00:02:23,990 --> 00:02:25,790 to make me more soulful 81 00:02:25,830 --> 00:02:27,830 is a saxophone. 82 00:02:27,870 --> 00:02:29,430 is a saxophone. 83 00:02:29,470 --> 00:02:31,470 Yes, it is. LAUGHTER 84 00:02:31,510 --> 00:02:32,710 Yes, it is. LAUGHTER 85 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:34,750 Can I play a saxophone? 86 00:02:34,790 --> 00:02:36,830 Can I play a saxophone? 87 00:02:36,870 --> 00:02:38,630 No. LAUGHTER 88 00:02:38,670 --> 00:02:40,670 Can I CARRY around a saxophone? 89 00:02:40,710 --> 00:02:42,710 Can I CARRY around a saxophone? 90 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:44,310 Can I CARRY around a saxophone? 91 00:02:44,350 --> 00:02:46,350 Yes. Yeah.Soul. 92 00:02:46,390 --> 00:02:48,310 Yes. Yeah.Soul. 93 00:02:48,350 --> 00:02:50,350 LAUGHTER 94 00:02:50,390 --> 00:02:51,750 Soul. 95 00:02:51,790 --> 00:02:53,790 That is going to score badly.Badly. 96 00:02:53,830 --> 00:02:55,830 That is going to score badly.Badly. 97 00:02:55,870 --> 00:02:56,190 That is going to score badly.Badly. 98 00:02:58,070 --> 00:03:00,070 What's your favourite saxophone song? 99 00:03:00,110 --> 00:03:00,350 What's your favourite saxophone song? 100 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:02,390 SHE LAUGHS 101 00:03:02,430 --> 00:03:03,150 SHE LAUGHS 102 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:05,190 If you can give me one, then I might consider 103 00:03:05,230 --> 00:03:05,950 If you can give me one, then I might consider 104 00:03:05,990 --> 00:03:07,750 not putting you at the bottom. LAUGHTER 105 00:03:07,790 --> 00:03:09,470 Uh... Ooh! 106 00:03:09,510 --> 00:03:11,510 Right, the...The Simpsons. 107 00:03:11,550 --> 00:03:13,550 Right, the...The Simpsons. 108 00:03:13,590 --> 00:03:13,910 Right, the...The Simpsons. 109 00:03:15,830 --> 00:03:17,830 Ooh.Good answer. APPLAUSE 110 00:03:17,870 --> 00:03:18,110 Ooh.Good answer. APPLAUSE 111 00:03:18,150 --> 00:03:20,150 Too right. 112 00:03:20,190 --> 00:03:21,270 Too right. 113 00:03:21,310 --> 00:03:23,310 Emma, have you brought something in that has the most soul? 114 00:03:23,350 --> 00:03:24,470 Emma, have you brought something in that has the most soul? 115 00:03:24,510 --> 00:03:26,110 I've brought in a Furby. 116 00:03:26,150 --> 00:03:28,150 Oh. Someone's back in the game. Yes! 117 00:03:28,190 --> 00:03:29,590 Oh. Someone's back in the game. Yes! 118 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:32,790 Here's Emma's soulful Furby. 119 00:03:32,830 --> 00:03:33,270 Here's Emma's soulful Furby. 120 00:03:33,310 --> 00:03:35,230 LAUGHTER 121 00:03:35,270 --> 00:03:37,270 I don't know if anybody remembers what Furbys would get up to, 122 00:03:37,310 --> 00:03:38,110 I don't know if anybody remembers what Furbys would get up to, 123 00:03:38,150 --> 00:03:40,150 but basically they're kind of... "ea be ba bu du ba du bea"... 124 00:03:40,190 --> 00:03:41,990 but basically they're kind of... "ea be ba bu du ba du bea"... 125 00:03:42,030 --> 00:03:43,710 ..and they start off like that. 126 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:45,750 Then, as time goes on, they start to learn from you 127 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:46,790 Then, as time goes on, they start to learn from you 128 00:03:46,830 --> 00:03:48,830 and eventually they're able to say, "I love you." 129 00:03:48,870 --> 00:03:49,470 and eventually they're able to say, "I love you." 130 00:03:49,510 --> 00:03:51,510 LAUGHTER 131 00:03:51,550 --> 00:03:52,150 LAUGHTER 132 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:54,190 Also, it opens its little beak with a little tongue 133 00:03:54,230 --> 00:03:54,910 Also, it opens its little beak with a little tongue 134 00:03:54,950 --> 00:03:56,950 and "la, la, la". LAUGHTER 135 00:03:56,990 --> 00:03:57,350 and "la, la, la". LAUGHTER 136 00:03:57,390 --> 00:03:59,390 And you put your finger in, and it's like "love that". 137 00:03:59,430 --> 00:03:59,830 And you put your finger in, and it's like "love that". 138 00:03:59,870 --> 00:04:01,630 Oh, la, la, la. Soul. 139 00:04:01,670 --> 00:04:03,670 If I put my finger in your mouth, 140 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,710 you wouldn't mind it, and that's soul. 141 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:06,070 you wouldn't mind it, and that's soul. 142 00:04:06,110 --> 00:04:08,110 LAUGHTER 143 00:04:08,150 --> 00:04:08,390 LAUGHTER 144 00:04:08,430 --> 00:04:10,430 I like a Furby as much as the next person.OK. 145 00:04:10,470 --> 00:04:10,950 I like a Furby as much as the next person.OK. 146 00:04:10,990 --> 00:04:12,990 But you think that a plastic fur-based toy 147 00:04:13,030 --> 00:04:14,950 But you think that a plastic fur-based toy 148 00:04:14,990 --> 00:04:16,990 going "dib, dab, dub, dub" is soul? 149 00:04:17,030 --> 00:04:17,270 going "dib, dab, dub, dub" is soul? 150 00:04:17,310 --> 00:04:19,310 Ah. Um, I'm not going to be able to convince you of this. 151 00:04:19,350 --> 00:04:20,470 Ah. Um, I'm not going to be able to convince you of this. 152 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,510 I just know it to be my truth. LAUGHTER 153 00:04:22,550 --> 00:04:24,350 I just know it to be my truth. LAUGHTER 154 00:04:26,190 --> 00:04:28,190 She's good. She is good.Hmm. 155 00:04:28,230 --> 00:04:28,550 She's good. She is good.Hmm. 156 00:04:28,590 --> 00:04:29,910 Jack.Yeah. 157 00:04:29,950 --> 00:04:30,990 What have you brought in? 158 00:04:31,030 --> 00:04:33,030 I've brought James Brown in. Um... 159 00:04:33,070 --> 00:04:33,910 I've brought James Brown in. Um... 160 00:04:33,950 --> 00:04:35,950 Technically, not...not actually James Brown, but I have brought in 161 00:04:35,990 --> 00:04:37,670 Technically, not...not actually James Brown, but I have brought in 162 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:39,710 an effigy of James Brown, which is all singing, all dancing. 163 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:41,390 an effigy of James Brown, which is all singing, all dancing. 164 00:04:41,430 --> 00:04:43,430 Um, the budget on this show won't allow us to hear him singing, 165 00:04:43,470 --> 00:04:45,470 Um, the budget on this show won't allow us to hear him singing, 166 00:04:45,510 --> 00:04:45,790 Um, the budget on this show won't allow us to hear him singing, 167 00:04:45,830 --> 00:04:47,830 so if I did it without the tune... "Ooh, I feel good." 168 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:48,910 so if I did it without the tune... "Ooh, I feel good." 169 00:04:48,950 --> 00:04:50,950 LAUGHTER 170 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:51,310 LAUGHTER 171 00:04:51,350 --> 00:04:53,310 So... 172 00:04:53,350 --> 00:04:55,310 We're not allowed to say lyrics either. 173 00:04:55,350 --> 00:04:57,110 LAUGHTER All right. 174 00:04:57,150 --> 00:04:58,430 "Oh, I feel wood." 175 00:04:59,990 --> 00:05:01,950 There you go. 176 00:05:01,990 --> 00:05:03,990 Are you ready to see the godfather of soul? I am. 177 00:05:04,030 --> 00:05:04,350 Are you ready to see the godfather of soul? I am. 178 00:05:04,390 --> 00:05:06,390 Here he is. Here we go. 179 00:05:06,430 --> 00:05:06,670 Here he is. Here we go. 180 00:05:06,710 --> 00:05:08,590 He goes, "Ooh, I feel wood. 181 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:11,470 "Ooh, I feel wood." 182 00:05:11,510 --> 00:05:13,510 LAUGHTER 183 00:05:13,550 --> 00:05:14,070 LAUGHTER 184 00:05:18,550 --> 00:05:20,230 Jesus Christ. 185 00:05:20,270 --> 00:05:22,270 This is going to be a low-scoring round. 186 00:05:22,310 --> 00:05:22,950 This is going to be a low-scoring round. 187 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,990 Andy.Yes. What soulful thing have you brought in?I brought a shoe. 188 00:05:25,030 --> 00:05:26,950 Andy.Yes. What soulful thing have you brought in?I brought a shoe. 189 00:05:26,990 --> 00:05:28,990 Ready to see it? LAUGHTER 190 00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:30,510 Ready to see it? LAUGHTER 191 00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:32,470 Obviously a shoe has a sole, 192 00:05:32,510 --> 00:05:34,510 but the soles of the shoes are Dover soles... 193 00:05:34,550 --> 00:05:35,550 but the soles of the shoes are Dover soles... 194 00:05:36,790 --> 00:05:38,790 ..but there's a...there's a speaker in the lower of the two shoes. 195 00:05:38,830 --> 00:05:40,830 ..but there's a...there's a speaker in the lower of the two shoes. 196 00:05:40,870 --> 00:05:41,150 ..but there's a...there's a speaker in the lower of the two shoes. 197 00:05:41,190 --> 00:05:43,190 It's programmed to play only soul music, 198 00:05:43,230 --> 00:05:43,550 It's programmed to play only soul music, 199 00:05:43,590 --> 00:05:45,590 the likes of James Brown and Aretha Franklin, Bananarama. 200 00:05:45,630 --> 00:05:47,030 the likes of James Brown and Aretha Franklin, Bananarama. 201 00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:49,070 We'll imagine it.Yeah. 202 00:05:49,110 --> 00:05:49,710 We'll imagine it.Yeah. 203 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,750 There's a picture of the sun in Spain, or sol, uh, 204 00:05:51,790 --> 00:05:53,790 There's a picture of the sun in Spain, or sol, uh, 205 00:05:53,830 --> 00:05:54,190 There's a picture of the sun in Spain, or sol, uh, 206 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:56,230 as it's also known... I'm sorry, d...d...? 207 00:05:56,270 --> 00:05:56,550 as it's also known... I'm sorry, d...d...? 208 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,070 I've not finished yet, Greg. 209 00:05:58,110 --> 00:06:00,110 But also, harnessing the power of the occult as 210 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:01,670 But also, harnessing the power of the occult as 211 00:06:01,710 --> 00:06:03,710 a wizard, I also fixed into the shoes 212 00:06:03,750 --> 00:06:05,510 a wizard, I also fixed into the shoes 213 00:06:05,550 --> 00:06:07,550 the soul of your late great-great-great uncle Brian. 214 00:06:07,590 --> 00:06:09,590 the soul of your late great-great-great uncle Brian. 215 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:10,030 the soul of your late great-great-great uncle Brian. 216 00:06:11,590 --> 00:06:13,590 Do you know what, Andy?Yeah. I mean, it says something, 217 00:06:13,630 --> 00:06:13,870 Do you know what, Andy?Yeah. I mean, it says something, 218 00:06:13,910 --> 00:06:15,750 it's the best yet. 219 00:06:15,790 --> 00:06:17,070 Who's next? Baba. 220 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,110 Uh, I brought in a Nigerian talking drum. 221 00:06:19,150 --> 00:06:20,110 Uh, I brought in a Nigerian talking drum. 222 00:06:20,150 --> 00:06:22,150 You see, how they make this is quite mythical, 223 00:06:22,190 --> 00:06:22,470 You see, how they make this is quite mythical, 224 00:06:22,510 --> 00:06:24,510 right? What they do, once they build it, they put it in 225 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:25,070 right? What they do, once they build it, they put it in 226 00:06:25,110 --> 00:06:27,110 the streets of Lagos, or whatever town in Nigeria, 227 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:28,510 the streets of Lagos, or whatever town in Nigeria, 228 00:06:28,550 --> 00:06:30,550 and what it does, they believe it absorbs the language of 229 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:32,350 and what it does, they believe it absorbs the language of 230 00:06:32,390 --> 00:06:34,390 the people as they're in the streets talking. 231 00:06:34,430 --> 00:06:35,070 the people as they're in the streets talking. 232 00:06:35,110 --> 00:06:36,350 So, when you hit it, 233 00:06:36,390 --> 00:06:38,390 it sounds like the language being spoken. 234 00:06:38,430 --> 00:06:39,030 it sounds like the language being spoken. 235 00:06:39,070 --> 00:06:40,310 So I tried this out... 236 00:06:40,350 --> 00:06:42,350 Tried it out. I live in Stevenage and I... 237 00:06:42,390 --> 00:06:43,150 Tried it out. I live in Stevenage and I... 238 00:06:45,790 --> 00:06:47,790 The capital of soul.Yeah. LAUGHTER 239 00:06:47,830 --> 00:06:48,510 The capital of soul.Yeah. LAUGHTER 240 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:50,550 I put it outside, I hit it and it literally said, "You prick." 241 00:06:50,590 --> 00:06:52,310 I put it outside, I hit it and it literally said, "You prick." 242 00:06:52,350 --> 00:06:54,350 And so... LAUGHTER 243 00:06:54,390 --> 00:06:54,710 And so... LAUGHTER 244 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:56,750 ..that's the most soulful thing in this whole line-up right now. 245 00:06:56,790 --> 00:06:58,790 ..that's the most soulful thing in this whole line-up right now. 246 00:06:58,830 --> 00:06:59,150 ..that's the most soulful thing in this whole line-up right now. 247 00:06:59,190 --> 00:07:01,190 The Nigerian talking drum, people. Thank you very much. Wow. 248 00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:01,790 The Nigerian talking drum, people. Thank you very much. Wow. 249 00:07:01,830 --> 00:07:03,030 It's a good speech. 250 00:07:03,070 --> 00:07:05,070 APPLAUSE 251 00:07:05,110 --> 00:07:05,270 APPLAUSE 252 00:07:06,790 --> 00:07:08,790 I hope the rest of you are ashamed of yourself. 253 00:07:08,830 --> 00:07:09,990 I hope the rest of you are ashamed of yourself. 254 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,710 All right, let's score it and move on.OK. 255 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:13,750 What is the least soulful, Greg? What do you think? 256 00:07:13,790 --> 00:07:14,550 What is the least soulful, Greg? What do you think? 257 00:07:14,590 --> 00:07:16,590 I think the saxophone that... Yeah, of course. One point. 258 00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:18,630 I think the saxophone that... Yeah, of course. One point. 259 00:07:18,670 --> 00:07:18,950 I think the saxophone that... Yeah, of course. One point. 260 00:07:18,990 --> 00:07:20,990 OK. I'll give Emma two points for daring to suggest 261 00:07:21,030 --> 00:07:22,590 OK. I'll give Emma two points for daring to suggest 262 00:07:22,630 --> 00:07:24,630 there's any soul in a Furby. 263 00:07:24,670 --> 00:07:26,670 Jack, at least he chose the godfather of soul, 264 00:07:26,710 --> 00:07:27,710 Jack, at least he chose the godfather of soul, 265 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:29,750 but then he had him behead himself on television, 266 00:07:29,790 --> 00:07:30,670 but then he had him behead himself on television, 267 00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:32,710 so he can only have three points. Got it. 268 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:33,950 so he can only have three points. Got it. 269 00:07:33,990 --> 00:07:35,550 Andy made an effort. 270 00:07:35,590 --> 00:07:37,590 Sure, it's a series of awful puns around the word soul - 271 00:07:37,630 --> 00:07:38,950 Sure, it's a series of awful puns around the word soul - 272 00:07:38,990 --> 00:07:40,030 we know that. 273 00:07:40,070 --> 00:07:42,070 Sure, he's dressed as a wizard - for no reason. 274 00:07:42,110 --> 00:07:42,990 Sure, he's dressed as a wizard - for no reason. 275 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:44,430 But he gets four points. 276 00:07:44,470 --> 00:07:46,470 And the only person who actually brought anything 277 00:07:46,510 --> 00:07:46,790 And the only person who actually brought anything 278 00:07:46,830 --> 00:07:48,830 of any consequence in is Baba, so he gets five. 279 00:07:48,870 --> 00:07:49,430 of any consequence in is Baba, so he gets five. 280 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,470 These are my judgments. Well done, Babatunde. 281 00:07:51,510 --> 00:07:51,750 These are my judgments. Well done, Babatunde. 282 00:07:51,790 --> 00:07:53,790 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 283 00:07:53,830 --> 00:07:55,430 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 284 00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:57,470 OK, task time. Shall we begin, Alex? 285 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:57,870 OK, task time. Shall we begin, Alex? 286 00:07:57,910 --> 00:07:59,150 Yes, Greg. 287 00:07:59,190 --> 00:08:01,150 Commence countdown! 288 00:08:18,110 --> 00:08:20,110 Ah, hey. Baba! 289 00:08:20,150 --> 00:08:21,230 Ah, hey. Baba! 290 00:08:21,270 --> 00:08:23,270 Emma!You all right? 291 00:08:23,310 --> 00:08:23,710 Emma!You all right? 292 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:25,310 This brings back some memories. 293 00:08:25,350 --> 00:08:26,590 Good ones? 294 00:08:26,630 --> 00:08:27,830 No. 295 00:08:28,950 --> 00:08:30,950 Terrifying. 296 00:08:30,990 --> 00:08:31,230 Terrifying. 297 00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:33,270 Is that being operated manually or is it a machine? 298 00:08:33,310 --> 00:08:35,310 Is that being operated manually or is it a machine? 299 00:08:35,350 --> 00:08:35,630 Is that being operated manually or is it a machine? 300 00:08:35,670 --> 00:08:37,670 It shouldn't be happening, actually. It's a warning system. 301 00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:39,710 Oh, right. OK. It's a warning system. Yeah. 302 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:40,030 Oh, right. OK. It's a warning system. Yeah. 303 00:08:40,070 --> 00:08:42,070 Yeah, OK. Yes. Not yet. OK, no, sorry. 304 00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:42,470 Yeah, OK. Yes. Not yet. OK, no, sorry. 305 00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:45,470 Five... 306 00:08:45,510 --> 00:08:46,830 Four... 307 00:08:46,870 --> 00:08:48,230 Three... 308 00:08:48,270 --> 00:08:49,590 Two... 309 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,190 One... 310 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:52,590 Zero! 311 00:08:53,990 --> 00:08:55,990 LAUGHTER 312 00:08:56,030 --> 00:08:56,190 LAUGHTER 313 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:07,310 Oh. Cheers, bro. It was meant to fire off. 314 00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:07,790 Oh. Cheers, bro. It was meant to fire off. 315 00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:09,830 Oh. Unlucky, bro. Hmm. 316 00:09:09,870 --> 00:09:10,030 Oh. Unlucky, bro. Hmm. 317 00:09:10,990 --> 00:09:12,990 Put a rocket in your pocket. 318 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:13,470 Put a rocket in your pocket. 319 00:09:13,510 --> 00:09:14,630 Fastest wins. 320 00:09:14,670 --> 00:09:16,670 So your time starts now. 321 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:16,910 So your time starts now. 322 00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:18,950 That's not a rocket, I'm so sorry. 323 00:09:18,990 --> 00:09:19,190 That's not a rocket, I'm so sorry. 324 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:20,550 That's just a tube. 325 00:09:20,590 --> 00:09:22,110 Your time starts now. 326 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:23,870 Now, that's not a rocket, unfortunately. 327 00:09:23,910 --> 00:09:25,910 That's just a tube.Ah. 328 00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:26,150 That's just a tube.Ah. 329 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:27,230 I'm so sorry. 330 00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:30,310 But what are the asterisks? 331 00:09:30,350 --> 00:09:32,350 But what are the asterisks? 332 00:09:32,390 --> 00:09:33,110 But what are the asterisks? 333 00:09:33,150 --> 00:09:35,150 There's an asterisk, is there? There are two. 334 00:09:35,190 --> 00:09:36,310 There's an asterisk, is there? There are two. 335 00:09:36,350 --> 00:09:38,350 What do them two stars mean? Yeah, they're both asterisks.OK. 336 00:09:38,390 --> 00:09:39,390 What do them two stars mean? Yeah, they're both asterisks.OK. 337 00:09:42,910 --> 00:09:44,910 Double star. Dot. 338 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:45,150 Double star. Dot. 339 00:09:46,470 --> 00:09:48,190 Oh, I'll just ignore that, the font. 340 00:09:48,230 --> 00:09:50,230 Is this the rocket, this red bit? No. None of those bits are rockets. 341 00:09:50,270 --> 00:09:51,110 Is this the rocket, this red bit? No. None of those bits are rockets. 342 00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:52,910 So where's the rocket? 343 00:09:52,950 --> 00:09:54,590 Yes. 344 00:09:54,630 --> 00:09:55,990 What do you mean, "Yes"? 345 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:58,030 Where...is...the...rocket? 346 00:09:58,070 --> 00:10:00,070 Where...is...the...rocket? 347 00:10:00,110 --> 00:10:00,710 Where...is...the...rocket? 348 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:01,910 Yes. 349 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:03,510 No, no. Where? 350 00:10:03,550 --> 00:10:05,550 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 351 00:10:05,590 --> 00:10:06,550 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 352 00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:13,670 Baba, I might be suggesting here 353 00:10:13,710 --> 00:10:13,950 Baba, I might be suggesting here 354 00:10:13,990 --> 00:10:15,510 that you don't know what a rocket is. 355 00:10:15,550 --> 00:10:17,550 I know what a rocket is. 356 00:10:17,590 --> 00:10:17,910 I know what a rocket is. 357 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,950 I've seen, like, with the...the space people. 358 00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:20,270 I've seen, like, with the...the space people. 359 00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:21,830 They do that. That's a rocket, right? Yeah, yeah. 360 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:23,870 Oh, yeah, sorry. I didn't realise you had a degree. 361 00:10:23,910 --> 00:10:24,150 Oh, yeah, sorry. I didn't realise you had a degree. 362 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,710 LAUGHTER 363 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,750 Hey, listen, Greg. We still, we gotta go outside after this, 364 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:29,790 Hey, listen, Greg. We still, we gotta go outside after this, 365 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:30,070 Hey, listen, Greg. We still, we gotta go outside after this, 366 00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:31,190 bro. Like, you know what I mean? 367 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:33,230 Oh, you're ph-ph-physically threatening me? 368 00:10:33,270 --> 00:10:33,470 Oh, you're ph-ph-physically threatening me? 369 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,110 I've gotta say, it's the first person who's ever offered me 370 00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:40,590 out for a fight... 371 00:10:40,630 --> 00:10:42,630 ..in all these series and I've gotta tell you, Baba, 372 00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:42,910 ..in all these series and I've gotta tell you, Baba, 373 00:10:42,950 --> 00:10:44,350 it was exhilarating. 374 00:10:45,790 --> 00:10:47,790 Woo! LAUGHTER 375 00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:49,190 Woo! LAUGHTER 376 00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:50,510 OK, let's crack on. 377 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:52,550 First to recce for rockets, it is Baba. 378 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:52,870 First to recce for rockets, it is Baba. 379 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,550 Is there a rocket here? 380 00:10:55,590 --> 00:10:56,950 That's the question. 381 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,990 Ooh. Listen I've got two children, yeah? 382 00:10:59,030 --> 00:11:00,870 Ooh. Listen I've got two children, yeah? 383 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,910 I ain't got time for this. Where's the rocket? 384 00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:03,190 I ain't got time for this. Where's the rocket? 385 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,550 Where's the rocket? 386 00:11:04,590 --> 00:11:06,590 We're not going to do this. We're not going to do this. Right. 387 00:11:06,630 --> 00:11:08,150 We're not going to do this. We're not going to do this. Right. 388 00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:21,750 Let's go and look for a rocket. 389 00:11:22,870 --> 00:11:24,870 That's not a rocket, that's like a telescope thingamajig. 390 00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:25,670 That's not a rocket, that's like a telescope thingamajig. 391 00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:27,710 Anything under here? Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! 392 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,550 Anything under here? Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! 393 00:11:30,630 --> 00:11:31,870 Ah, that's half a rocket. 394 00:11:31,910 --> 00:11:33,150 We're onto something. 395 00:11:34,870 --> 00:11:36,310 What's that? What's that? 396 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,390 WHISPERS:What's that? 397 00:11:39,670 --> 00:11:40,750 That's a full rocket. 398 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,670 I've got a rocket in my pocket. Yes, you have. 399 00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:45,950 I've got a rocket in my pocket. Yes, you have. 400 00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:47,510 Brrap! 401 00:11:47,550 --> 00:11:49,350 Where was the rocket? 402 00:11:49,390 --> 00:11:51,390 It was in the... This is a orca. This is a orca's mouth. 403 00:11:51,430 --> 00:11:53,430 It was in the... This is a orca. This is a orca's mouth. 404 00:11:53,470 --> 00:11:53,830 It was in the... This is a orca. This is a orca's mouth. 405 00:11:53,870 --> 00:11:54,950 It was in the orca's mouth. 406 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:56,990 Let's say killer whale cos that sounds gangster. 407 00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:57,790 Let's say killer whale cos that sounds gangster. 408 00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:59,590 It was in the killer whale's mouth. 409 00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:01,230 LAUGHTER 410 00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:03,270 APPLAUSE 411 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:03,470 APPLAUSE 412 00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:08,710 The man knows exactly what a rocket is. 413 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:08,990 The man knows exactly what a rocket is. 414 00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:10,430 He found it quickly 415 00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:12,470 and he labelled the orcas the gangsters of the sea. 416 00:12:12,510 --> 00:12:14,190 and he labelled the orcas the gangsters of the sea. 417 00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:15,390 Yeah. LAUGHTER 418 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,870 Absolute textbook. 419 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,910 I told you I know what a rocket is, bro. Yeah, I know. 420 00:12:18,950 --> 00:12:19,230 I told you I know what a rocket is, bro. Yeah, I know. 421 00:12:19,270 --> 00:12:21,030 You didn't believe in me but you've seen the footage, bro. 422 00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:23,070 I...I've learnt that now and now I believe there's no need 423 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:23,750 I...I've learnt that now and now I believe there's no need 424 00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:25,790 for it to come to blows. LAUGHTER 425 00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:26,110 for it to come to blows. LAUGHTER 426 00:12:26,150 --> 00:12:27,710 Good. Who is next? 427 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:29,750 Next up to hunt for rockets are my two favourite condiments, 428 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,070 Next up to hunt for rockets are my two favourite condiments, 429 00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:33,110 Zaltz and pe... Zaltz and Emma. Salt and pepper. Zaltz and Emma. 430 00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:34,190 Zaltz and pe... Zaltz and Emma. Salt and pepper. Zaltz and Emma. 431 00:12:37,030 --> 00:12:38,710 It looks like a rocket. That's not a rocket. 432 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:40,750 No. Well, it's not a rocket until it's fired. It's a potential rocket. 433 00:12:40,790 --> 00:12:41,710 No. Well, it's not a rocket until it's fired. It's a potential rocket. 434 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,670 Even then, that is not a rocket. 435 00:12:43,710 --> 00:12:45,550 I don't see, well, why can that not be a rocket? 436 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:46,630 Hasn't got fins. 437 00:12:48,270 --> 00:12:50,270 I'm just thinking, have we got any fizzy drinks? 438 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:50,990 I'm just thinking, have we got any fizzy drinks? 439 00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:52,630 Can I make things out of that? 440 00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:55,510 Right, well, that's better. 441 00:12:55,550 --> 00:12:57,230 Right, so did you just make yourself a rocket? 442 00:12:57,270 --> 00:12:59,270 I've made myself a rocket, but it didn't go in my pocket. 443 00:12:59,310 --> 00:12:59,670 I've made myself a rocket, but it didn't go in my pocket. 444 00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:00,670 Right, OK. 445 00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:05,310 Ah, shit. 446 00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:10,550 Right. Are you saying you've made a rocket?Yeah. 447 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:11,190 Right. Are you saying you've made a rocket?Yeah. 448 00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:13,230 In that case, I'm going to have to give you that. 449 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:13,470 In that case, I'm going to have to give you that. 450 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,750 If you draw, make or write your own rocket, that doesn't count as 451 00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:18,030 If you draw, make or write your own rocket, that doesn't count as 452 00:13:18,070 --> 00:13:20,070 an actual rocket unless you are a rocket scientist. 453 00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:20,550 an actual rocket unless you are a rocket scientist. 454 00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:22,430 If you are not a rocket scientist, 455 00:13:22,470 --> 00:13:24,470 you must now put two rockets in your pockets. 456 00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:24,830 you must now put two rockets in your pockets. 457 00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:28,630 Are you a rocket scientist? No, I'm not. Right. 458 00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:29,230 Are you a rocket scientist? No, I'm not. Right. 459 00:13:29,270 --> 00:13:30,350 I did languages. 460 00:13:31,790 --> 00:13:32,950 T...two rockets? Yes, please. 461 00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:34,990 Am I allowed out of the room? Absolutely.Oh, right, OK. 462 00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:35,910 Am I allowed out of the room? Absolutely.Oh, right, OK. 463 00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:37,950 Maybe I should have thought of that before. 464 00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:38,790 Maybe I should have thought of that before. 465 00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:40,830 Two rockets in your pockets. One like that? 466 00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:41,630 Two rockets in your pockets. One like that? 467 00:13:41,670 --> 00:13:43,670 No, that's not a rocket. That's a can of coke with a sweet in. 468 00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:43,990 No, that's not a rocket. That's a can of coke with a sweet in. 469 00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:46,030 Fuck's sake. Oh, I'm so sorry, but I'll have to give you this. 470 00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:47,110 Fuck's sake. Oh, I'm so sorry, but I'll have to give you this. 471 00:13:49,110 --> 00:13:51,110 If you swear at any point after drawing, 472 00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:51,390 If you swear at any point after drawing, 473 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:52,990 making or writing your own rocket, 474 00:13:53,030 --> 00:13:55,030 you must now put three rockets in your pockets. 475 00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:55,270 you must now put three rockets in your pockets. 476 00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:03,630 I mean, is that a rocket? 477 00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:03,910 I mean, is that a rocket? 478 00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:05,950 I don't think you'll fit that in your pocket though. 479 00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:06,230 I don't think you'll fit that in your pocket though. 480 00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:11,550 Was he on the rocket? 481 00:14:11,590 --> 00:14:13,470 You're saying that's a rocket? No, no. 482 00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:15,510 Oh, there is a rocket there. 483 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:15,910 Oh, there is a rocket there. 484 00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:17,670 Well, there you go. You've found a rocket! 485 00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:19,710 I've found...I've found one, I need another rocket. 486 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:20,270 I've found...I've found one, I need another rocket. 487 00:14:21,950 --> 00:14:22,990 Agh. 488 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,030 No. No, no, no. We're going back inside. 489 00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:26,470 No. No, no, no. We're going back inside. 490 00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:28,510 Is there anything in the shark's? Not a shark. 491 00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:28,790 Is there anything in the shark's? Not a shark. 492 00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:30,070 There's a rocket in a... 493 00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:32,550 ..orca? 494 00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:37,030 I've stopped the clock. Right, that took a long time. 495 00:14:37,070 --> 00:14:38,230 I've stopped the clock. Right, that took a long time. 496 00:14:38,270 --> 00:14:40,150 Have you looked in anything yet? 497 00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:42,190 Like, you mean in that? No. 498 00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:43,030 Like, you mean in that? No. 499 00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:45,070 Well, if you want... LAUGHTER 500 00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:45,350 Well, if you want... LAUGHTER 501 00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:46,870 I don't want to do it. OK. 502 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,110 Ah, like, in this pot. 503 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:54,510 Aww! 504 00:14:54,550 --> 00:14:55,990 It's a tiny little rocket. 505 00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:57,710 Well, you'd better put it in your pocket, then. 506 00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,750 OK. OK. Now I'm on board with it. All right, fine. 507 00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:00,950 OK. OK. Now I'm on board with it. All right, fine. 508 00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:02,990 Any other little rockets about? It's my... Oh, my God! 509 00:15:03,030 --> 00:15:04,670 Any other little rockets about? It's my... Oh, my God! 510 00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:06,710 There's one in Charlotte Ritchie! 511 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:07,510 There's one in Charlotte Ritchie! 512 00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:09,550 Oh, there. There you go. 513 00:15:09,590 --> 00:15:09,830 Oh, there. There you go. 514 00:15:09,870 --> 00:15:11,550 Time's up! Prrp. I've stopped the clock. 515 00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:13,590 Oh, you did the noise for me. Yeah, sorry. Prrp. 516 00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:14,230 Oh, you did the noise for me. Yeah, sorry. Prrp. 517 00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:16,270 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 518 00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:16,470 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 519 00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:23,950 Classic case of him moving the goalposts as the task goes on. 520 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,110 Classic case of him moving the goalposts as the task goes on. 521 00:15:25,150 --> 00:15:27,150 Incredibly irritating, I find it. Me? Yeah.Oh, sorry. 522 00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:28,510 Incredibly irritating, I find it. Me? Yeah.Oh, sorry. 523 00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:30,550 And while I'm at it...Hmm. ..I also found it really irritating 524 00:15:30,590 --> 00:15:30,870 And while I'm at it...Hmm. ..I also found it really irritating 525 00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:32,870 when you opened the plug and there was a rocket inside 526 00:15:32,910 --> 00:15:34,910 and you looked at the camera as if to say uhhh... 527 00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:35,150 and you looked at the camera as if to say uhhh... 528 00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:40,190 Andy, you were told repeatedly that the yellow tube in 529 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:40,590 Andy, you were told repeatedly that the yellow tube in 530 00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:42,630 the lab was not a rocket.Yeah. Repeatedly. 531 00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:43,750 the lab was not a rocket.Yeah. Repeatedly. 532 00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:45,790 You know, wh...? If you fire something upwards, 533 00:15:45,830 --> 00:15:46,830 You know, wh...? If you fire something upwards, 534 00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:48,870 you've rocketed it, have you not? 535 00:15:48,910 --> 00:15:49,270 you've rocketed it, have you not? 536 00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:51,310 I think you've rocketed it, but it doesn't become a rocket. 537 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:51,870 I think you've rocketed it, but it doesn't become a rocket. 538 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,910 Become a rocket. Your argument is if it gets fired it's a rocket? 539 00:15:53,950 --> 00:15:54,230 Become a rocket. Your argument is if it gets fired it's a rocket? 540 00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:56,270 Yeah. But you could do that to a chartered accountant. 541 00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:56,550 Yeah. But you could do that to a chartered accountant. 542 00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:57,790 Yes. 543 00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:59,750 LAUGHTER 544 00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:01,790 Uh...Emma.Yeah? 545 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:02,070 Uh...Emma.Yeah? 546 00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:04,110 Now, I'm...I'm no rocket scientist. Fine. But putting a sweet 547 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:05,950 Now, I'm...I'm no rocket scientist. Fine. But putting a sweet 548 00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:07,990 inside a can of Coke... It... 549 00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:08,750 inside a can of Coke... It... 550 00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:10,790 How in any rational mind can that be justified as a rocket? 551 00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:12,830 How in any rational mind can that be justified as a rocket? 552 00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:13,430 How in any rational mind can that be justified as a rocket? 553 00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:15,470 Well, yeah, it's shocking, isn't it? I mean, it was a totally 554 00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:16,390 Well, yeah, it's shocking, isn't it? I mean, it was a totally 555 00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:18,430 stupid decision, and also it didn't even fizz. 556 00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:19,190 stupid decision, and also it didn't even fizz. 557 00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:21,230 It was just crap, wasn't it? 558 00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:21,550 It was just crap, wasn't it? 559 00:16:21,590 --> 00:16:23,550 Well, look, Baba took five minutes, 52. 560 00:16:23,590 --> 00:16:25,590 Andy, 18 minutes, ten. Emma, 39 minutes. 561 00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:27,070 Andy, 18 minutes, ten. Emma, 39 minutes. 562 00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:28,350 AUDIENCE:Ooh. Ooh, bad. 563 00:16:28,390 --> 00:16:30,390 Wow.Oh, my God. Get in! LAUGHTER 564 00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:31,310 Wow.Oh, my God. Get in! LAUGHTER 565 00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:32,750 All right, part one is over. 566 00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:34,430 They never really loved you anyway. 567 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:36,470 Part one didn't even make an effort with your mum, it's finished. 568 00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:36,950 Part one didn't even make an effort with your mum, it's finished. 569 00:16:36,990 --> 00:16:38,990 Let it go, make a life with part two. 570 00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:39,510 Let it go, make a life with part two. 571 00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:41,550 It's a great cook and it's a tom cat in the bedroom. 572 00:16:41,590 --> 00:16:41,870 It's a great cook and it's a tom cat in the bedroom. 573 00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:43,910 We'll see you in a bit. LAUGHTER 574 00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:44,150 We'll see you in a bit. LAUGHTER 575 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,700 Hello. Welcome to the start of part two. 576 00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:55,540 Hello. Welcome to the start of part two. 577 00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:57,260 Please remind us what was happening before 578 00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,300 the break, my sad little otter. 579 00:16:59,340 --> 00:16:59,980 the break, my sad little otter. 580 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,020 Well, they're all trying to find a rocket 581 00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:02,340 Well, they're all trying to find a rocket 582 00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:04,380 and put it in their pocket as fast as is bloody possible. 583 00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:04,860 and put it in their pocket as fast as is bloody possible. 584 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,900 Finally, it's Jack and Rosie. 585 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:07,340 Finally, it's Jack and Rosie. 586 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,500 Can I go exploring? 587 00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:12,420 Can I go exploring? 588 00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:13,500 You may. 589 00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:17,820 I mean, it'll be... It's going to be staring at me, isn't it? 590 00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:18,100 I mean, it'll be... It's going to be staring at me, isn't it? 591 00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:19,860 That's the thing. Hmm.Hmm. 592 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,900 I...I know what you mean. So annoying. 593 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:22,180 I...I know what you mean. So annoying. 594 00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:24,020 Yeah, it is. OK. 595 00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,500 OK. 596 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:27,540 Is it rocket salad? 597 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,140 Is it rocket salad? 598 00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:30,940 LAUGHTER 599 00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:39,580 That's what I was looking for. 600 00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:39,860 That's what I was looking for. 601 00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:41,900 It stinks. Done. 602 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:42,180 It stinks. Done. 603 00:17:43,740 --> 00:17:45,740 LAUGHTER 604 00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:46,020 LAUGHTER 605 00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:48,060 I've stopped the clock. You've got rocket in your pocket. 606 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:48,780 I've stopped the clock. You've got rocket in your pocket. 607 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:50,820 I enjoyed that. Well done, me. LAUGHTER 608 00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:52,860 I enjoyed that. Well done, me. LAUGHTER 609 00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:54,460 I enjoyed that. Well done, me. LAUGHTER 610 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,500 APPLAUSE Wow. 611 00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:57,420 APPLAUSE Wow. 612 00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:59,460 Well done! Great minds. 613 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,620 Well done! Great minds. 614 00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:02,660 Two grown adults genuinely thrilled 615 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:03,500 Two grown adults genuinely thrilled 616 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,540 that they put salad in their pockets. 617 00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:06,140 that they put salad in their pockets. 618 00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:08,180 Oh, come on. You should try it sometime. It's good. 619 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:08,620 Oh, come on. You should try it sometime. It's good. 620 00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:10,660 Maybe you and I could hang out some time.Yeah, I'd like that. 621 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:10,980 Maybe you and I could hang out some time.Yeah, I'd like that. 622 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:13,020 Yeah. LAUGHTER 623 00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:13,380 Yeah. LAUGHTER 624 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,100 Rosie, that, uh, "Well done, me" was genuine, wasn't it?Yeah. 625 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:18,900 Rosie, that, uh, "Well done, me" was genuine, wasn't it?Yeah. 626 00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:20,940 Oh, honestly, that's the best thing I've ever done. 627 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:22,980 Oh, honestly, that's the best thing I've ever done. 628 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,020 Oh, honestly, that's the best thing I've ever done. 629 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:25,260 Oh, honestly, that's the best thing I've ever done. 630 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,660 The wi...the wizard has a point. 631 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,700 I...I just... What was the, the wording of the...the task? 632 00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:32,700 I...I just... What was the, the wording of the...the task? 633 00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:34,740 It was put a rocket and then a silent salad in your pocket. 634 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,940 It was put a rocket and then a silent salad in your pocket. 635 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:37,980 Right. It didn't say put a piece of rocket or 636 00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:38,260 Right. It didn't say put a piece of rocket or 637 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,140 a bunch of rocket, did it? A rocket. 638 00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:42,180 Do you want me to take Rosie...Rosie's point off her?Yeah. 639 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:44,220 Do you want me to take Rosie...Rosie's point off her?Yeah. 640 00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:44,740 Do you want me to take Rosie...Rosie's point off her?Yeah. 641 00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:45,980 LAUGHTER 642 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:48,020 J...just look at Rosie. Look at Rosie when you say it. 643 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:48,900 J...just look at Rosie. Look at Rosie when you say it. 644 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:50,180 Yeah, I do. 645 00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:52,220 AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND EXCLAIMS 646 00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:52,540 AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND EXCLAIMS 647 00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:54,580 Does the word "a" mean nothing these days? 648 00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:55,060 Does the word "a" mean nothing these days? 649 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,060 You are aprick today. 650 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,100 LAUGHTER 651 00:18:59,140 --> 00:18:59,420 LAUGHTER 652 00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:01,460 That's perfectly fine. Er, but I'm not... 653 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,180 That's perfectly fine. Er, but I'm not... 654 00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:04,220 ..I'm not some pricks - I'm aprick. 655 00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:04,900 ..I'm not some pricks - I'm aprick. 656 00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:06,940 LAUGHTER CONTINUES You're one! 657 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:07,660 LAUGHTER CONTINUES You're one! 658 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,700 APPLAUSE 659 00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:10,700 APPLAUSE 660 00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:16,180 Baba, do you think I should disqualify the salad? 661 00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:16,500 Baba, do you think I should disqualify the salad? 662 00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:18,540 What's the timing of theirs? EMMA:Yeah, yeah... 663 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:19,300 What's the timing of theirs? EMMA:Yeah, yeah... 664 00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:21,340 We haven't yet said that. ROSIE:Baba... 665 00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:21,620 We haven't yet said that. ROSIE:Baba... 666 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,300 All right, let's get to that first. 667 00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:25,340 Well, I can tell you Rosie put rocket in her pocket 668 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:26,940 Well, I can tell you Rosie put rocket in her pocket 669 00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:28,420 in two minutes, 40. 670 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,060 Yeah, let's take away the point. 671 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,940 LAUGHTER 672 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,700 Jack pocketed rocket in one minute, 59. 673 00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:36,020 Jack pocketed rocket in one minute, 59. 674 00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:38,060 EMMA:Wow! That's... AUDIENCE OOHS 675 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:38,380 EMMA:Wow! That's... AUDIENCE OOHS 676 00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:40,260 APPLAUSE No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 677 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,300 Stop all that, stop all that. 678 00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:44,340 Yeah, everything he said, I'ma back it. 679 00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:45,300 Yeah, everything he said, I'ma back it. 680 00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:47,060 LAUGHTER 681 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,100 I've got news for you - I am going to allow rocket 682 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:50,020 I've got news for you - I am going to allow rocket 683 00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:52,020 a-and I want you to note this - 684 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,060 I may not have allowed rocket if it wasn't for this wizard. 685 00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,620 I may not have allowed rocket if it wasn't for this wizard. 686 00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:57,660 LAUGHTER 687 00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,060 LAUGHTER 688 00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,540 Rocket stands. 689 00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:02,580 In that case, it's 1 point to Emma, 2 to Andy, 3 to Baba, 690 00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:03,460 In that case, it's 1 point to Emma, 2 to Andy, 3 to Baba, 691 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,500 4 to Rosie, but 5 to Mr Jack Dee! 692 00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:06,060 4 to Rosie, but 5 to Mr Jack Dee! 693 00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:08,100 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 694 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:08,820 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 695 00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:12,620 Is it scoreboard time?It is. 696 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,660 Baba, with your speedy rocket, you are in joint first place 697 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:15,700 Baba, with your speedy rocket, you are in joint first place 698 00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:17,620 with Jack Dee on 8 points! 699 00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:19,660 BABA WHISTLES CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 700 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:20,100 BABA WHISTLES CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 701 00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:25,540 Please, can we have another task? Oh, yes! 702 00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:25,820 Please, can we have another task? Oh, yes! 703 00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:27,860 Now, for some physical art. 704 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:28,540 Now, for some physical art. 705 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,940 Yo! what's going on? 706 00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:42,220 Yo! what's going on? 707 00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:44,020 ALEX: Hello, Baba. Man like! 708 00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:46,060 You're on dry land. Dry land, yeah. 709 00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:46,540 You're on dry land. Dry land, yeah. 710 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,580 Yeah. You've been at sea. 711 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:48,820 Yeah. You've been at sea. 712 00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:50,180 No, it's a caravan, bro. 713 00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:51,820 LAUGHTER It's a subma-ravan. 714 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,580 Oh. 715 00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:58,860 Do I? You do. 716 00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:04,580 "Recreate a famous 2D piece of art 717 00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:06,620 "Recreate a famous 2D piece of art 718 00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:08,660 "Recreate a famous 2D piece of art 719 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,700 "Recreate a famous 2D piece of art 720 00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:12,740 "in 3D." 721 00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:13,620 "in 3D." 722 00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:15,660 "Most creative recreation, er, recreation wins." 723 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,700 "Most creative recreation, er, recreation wins." 724 00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:18,020 "Most creative recreation, er, recreation wins." 725 00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:20,060 Do I look like I-I-I go to art exhibitions? 726 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:20,740 Do I look like I-I-I go to art exhibitions? 727 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,780 I don't go to no art exhibition, my guy. 728 00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:23,060 I don't go to no art exhibition, my guy. 729 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,340 EMMA:"You have 20 minutes." 730 00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:26,380 ANDY:"Your time starts...now." 731 00:21:26,420 --> 00:21:27,700 ANDY:"Your time starts...now." 732 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,740 Right. Famous 2D...piece of art in 3D. 733 00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:31,780 Right. Famous 2D...piece of art in 3D. 734 00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:32,740 Right. Famous 2D...piece of art in 3D. 735 00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:34,340 You understand it? Of course I understand it, 736 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:35,620 what's the matter with you? 737 00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:37,660 What, do you think I'm thick? Well, you kept saying "recreation". 738 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:37,980 What, do you think I'm thick? Well, you kept saying "recreation". 739 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,580 Cos I said recreation instead of recreation? 740 00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:41,620 But, you know, I'm...they are the same spelling, aren't they? 741 00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:42,300 But, you know, I'm...they are the same spelling, aren't they? 742 00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:44,340 APPLAUSE 743 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:45,140 APPLAUSE 744 00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:48,620 GREG: Well, I'm just excited to see these. 3D art. 745 00:21:48,660 --> 00:21:49,820 GREG: Well, I'm just excited to see these. 3D art. 746 00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:51,860 ALEX:OK, would you like to see a montage of them arting hard? 747 00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:52,140 ALEX:OK, would you like to see a montage of them arting hard? 748 00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,180 I want to see a haaard art montage. 749 00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:55,220 I want to see a haaard art montage. 750 00:21:55,260 --> 00:21:57,260 LAUGHTER OK. Here you are. 751 00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:57,900 LAUGHTER OK. Here you are. 752 00:21:57,940 --> 00:21:59,340 EMMA:Oh, my God! 753 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:04,020 ALEX: Noisy. It's really noisy. 754 00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:04,620 ALEX: Noisy. It's really noisy. 755 00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:06,580 I hate bloody flowers. 756 00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:08,620 Don't give a flyin' toss about no damn flowers. 757 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:08,900 Don't give a flyin' toss about no damn flowers. 758 00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:10,940 LAUGHTER 759 00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:11,620 LAUGHTER 760 00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:13,220 Needs to go...far corner. 761 00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:14,780 Far back as it goes, I think. 762 00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:21,180 Hi, Alex. Erm... 763 00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:22,020 Hi, Alex. Erm... 764 00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:25,820 Are you all right? Yeah, I'm all right. 765 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:27,860 IN QUESTIONABLE DUTCH ACCENT: Er...shall I sit here? 766 00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:28,940 IN QUESTIONABLE DUTCH ACCENT: Er...shall I sit here? 767 00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:30,980 Cos he was Dutch, you see? Oh, I see. 768 00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:31,300 Cos he was Dutch, you see? Oh, I see. 769 00:22:31,340 --> 00:22:32,980 The accent. OK. 770 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,020 There's the Andy Warhol ones. 771 00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:37,060 There's the Andy Warhol ones. 772 00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:37,540 There's the Andy Warhol ones. 773 00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:39,580 Did he do baked bean tins? 774 00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:41,380 Did he do baked bean tins? 775 00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:42,620 Soup. 776 00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:44,660 Baked beans is a lumpy soup. 777 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,700 Baked beans is a lumpy soup. 778 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:46,900 Baked beans is a lumpy soup. 779 00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:54,580 Does this look like a human mother? 780 00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:56,620 LAUGHTER 781 00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:57,220 LAUGHTER 782 00:22:57,260 --> 00:22:59,260 Need to get my thug pose on, make me look like a thug. 783 00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:00,140 Need to get my thug pose on, make me look like a thug. 784 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:02,180 MUFFLED:No gang affiliation over here, bruv. 785 00:23:02,220 --> 00:23:02,940 MUFFLED:No gang affiliation over here, bruv. 786 00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:04,940 Apart from the church. I go t'church. 787 00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:06,940 I gang-bang for Jesus, you get me? 788 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,980 OK. LAUGHTER 789 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:09,300 OK. LAUGHTER 790 00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:11,340 Arms as if you're celebrating a goal, but really upset. 791 00:23:11,380 --> 00:23:12,180 Arms as if you're celebrating a goal, but really upset. 792 00:23:12,220 --> 00:23:13,700 Oh, upset?Yeah. 793 00:23:16,260 --> 00:23:18,180 Did you do that? IN NORMAL ACCENT:Yeah. 794 00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:20,140 Wow.Yeah, I did that. 795 00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:21,820 I'm slipping in. 796 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,860 Oh! Urgh! That feels gross! 797 00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:25,900 Oh! Urgh! That feels gross! 798 00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:26,140 Oh! Urgh! That feels gross! 799 00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:28,180 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 800 00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:29,620 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 801 00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:31,100 Oh, my God. 802 00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:36,700 Who of us in this room isn't blown away by how much 803 00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:37,700 Who of us in this room isn't blown away by how much 804 00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:39,340 Jack Dee looks like Van Gogh? 805 00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:41,380 LAUGHTER LIGHT APPLAUSE 806 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:41,940 LAUGHTER LIGHT APPLAUSE 807 00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:43,980 LAUGHING: I mean, it was literally like the man came back to life! 808 00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:45,140 LAUGHING: I mean, it was literally like the man came back to life! 809 00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:48,620 Baba, did you have some sort of traumatic incident 810 00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:48,900 Baba, did you have some sort of traumatic incident 811 00:23:48,940 --> 00:23:49,940 in your life with flowers? 812 00:23:49,980 --> 00:23:51,980 Why...? You're the only person I've ever met who hates flowers. 813 00:23:52,020 --> 00:23:52,580 Why...? You're the only person I've ever met who hates flowers. 814 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:54,620 I quote, "I don't give a flying toss about no damn flowers." 815 00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:56,140 I quote, "I don't give a flying toss about no damn flowers." 816 00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:58,180 LAUGHTER You know what it is? 817 00:23:58,220 --> 00:23:58,500 LAUGHTER You know what it is? 818 00:23:58,540 --> 00:24:00,540 I'm traumatised by how much my wife requests flowers 819 00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:01,220 I'm traumatised by how much my wife requests flowers 820 00:24:01,260 --> 00:24:03,260 cos, when I'm walking on the street, people be like, 821 00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:03,540 cos, when I'm walking on the street, people be like, 822 00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:04,580 "Oh, he's in the doghouse." 823 00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:06,220 It's like, I ain't in no damn doghouse! 824 00:24:06,260 --> 00:24:08,020 You know what I'm saying? LAUGHTER 825 00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:10,060 How often do you buy your wife flowers? Ahh... 826 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:10,460 How often do you buy your wife flowers? Ahh... 827 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:11,740 Uh-oh. 828 00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:13,220 LAUGHTER CONTINUES 829 00:24:13,260 --> 00:24:15,260 JACK:Not including the ones you take off lampposts. 830 00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:16,140 JACK:Not including the ones you take off lampposts. 831 00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:18,180 AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND GROANS 832 00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:19,300 AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND GROANS 833 00:24:21,180 --> 00:24:23,180 Erm, Emma, I'm already quite impressed 834 00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:23,860 Erm, Emma, I'm already quite impressed 835 00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,900 cos I already know what your painting is.Really? 836 00:24:25,940 --> 00:24:26,180 cos I already know what your painting is.Really? 837 00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:27,700 It's Klimt, right?Yeah! Mm-hm. 838 00:24:27,740 --> 00:24:29,740 Well, look I'm going to show you Emma's 3D version of 839 00:24:29,780 --> 00:24:30,580 Well, look I'm going to show you Emma's 3D version of 840 00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:32,020 the well-known painting. 841 00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:33,940 Let's see it in all its glory. Here we go. 842 00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:45,620 APPLAUSE BABA:Oh, that's wicked. 843 00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:45,900 APPLAUSE BABA:Oh, that's wicked. 844 00:24:45,940 --> 00:24:47,780 That's good. Well done. 845 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,820 That is bloody good, Emma.Yeah. APPLAUSE CONTINUES 846 00:24:49,860 --> 00:24:51,860 That is bloody good, Emma.Yeah. APPLAUSE CONTINUES 847 00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:52,260 That is bloody good, Emma.Yeah. APPLAUSE CONTINUES 848 00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:54,300 I mean, it's so rarely on this show that I just have to just say, 849 00:24:54,340 --> 00:24:55,380 I mean, it's so rarely on this show that I just have to just say, 850 00:24:55,420 --> 00:24:56,660 "Oh, that's good." 851 00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:58,620 JACK:Yeah. It was good. 852 00:24:58,660 --> 00:25:00,660 The original sparked a sexual revolution. Do you think hers will? 853 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,500 The original sparked a sexual revolution. Do you think hers will? 854 00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:04,540 Er...I can't feel anything. 855 00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:05,620 Er...I can't feel anything. 856 00:25:05,660 --> 00:25:07,340 LAUGHTER 857 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,820 Really good, Emma. 858 00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:10,540 OK, well, shall we see another? Yeah. 859 00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:12,260 Well, as you might have worked out, 860 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:14,300 Andy Zaltzman took on the almighty Guernica by Pablo Picasso. 861 00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:15,220 Andy Zaltzman took on the almighty Guernica by Pablo Picasso. 862 00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:17,260 Wow!Though, first of all, we're going to look at the original. 863 00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:19,100 Wow!Though, first of all, we're going to look at the original. 864 00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:21,140 Now, Picasso obviously made the incredibly moving and powerful 865 00:25:21,180 --> 00:25:22,180 Now, Picasso obviously made the incredibly moving and powerful 866 00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:24,220 anti-war painting to help raise awareness and raise money 867 00:25:24,260 --> 00:25:24,740 anti-war painting to help raise awareness and raise money 868 00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:26,780 during the Spanish Civil War - it's harrowing - 869 00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:27,100 during the Spanish Civil War - it's harrowing - 870 00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:29,140 and here's Andy Zaltzman's 3D recreation. 871 00:25:29,180 --> 00:25:30,340 and here's Andy Zaltzman's 3D recreation. 872 00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:32,380 LAUGHTER 873 00:25:32,420 --> 00:25:33,140 LAUGHTER 874 00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:39,820 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 875 00:25:39,860 --> 00:25:41,700 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 876 00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:43,740 EMMA:Yeah, yeah, it's actually all right. 877 00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:44,020 EMMA:Yeah, yeah, it's actually all right. 878 00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:46,020 That's pretty decent, to be fair. 879 00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:48,060 I mean, we have to reward ambition. Right. 880 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:49,300 I mean, we have to reward ambition. Right. 881 00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:51,100 It's incredibly ambitious. 882 00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:52,980 ANDY:I mean, I just feel, er, 883 00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:55,020 {\an8}amongst the many things this show doesn't address, 884 00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:55,580 {\an8}amongst the many things this show doesn't address, 885 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,620 the pity of war is right up there. LAUGHTER 886 00:25:57,660 --> 00:25:58,980 the pity of war is right up there. LAUGHTER 887 00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:00,700 Cow's the wrong way round. 888 00:26:00,740 --> 00:26:02,740 ALL LAUGH 889 00:26:02,780 --> 00:26:03,380 ALL LAUGH 890 00:26:05,340 --> 00:26:07,060 Sorry, Emma, have you...? 891 00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:09,100 You've spotted an inaccuracy in this painting? 892 00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:09,500 You've spotted an inaccuracy in this painting? 893 00:26:09,540 --> 00:26:11,540 LAUGHTER Well done, wizard. 894 00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:12,140 LAUGHTER Well done, wizard. 895 00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:13,820 OK, well, next up, with his 3D nod 896 00:26:13,860 --> 00:26:15,620 to Self Portrait With Bandaged Ear... 897 00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:17,660 Right, well, we already know this looks exactly like it 898 00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:18,420 Right, well, we already know this looks exactly like it 899 00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:20,100 cos I've got his face in the room! 900 00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:22,140 Yeah, it's Vincent Jack Gogh. Here we go. 901 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:22,420 Yeah, it's Vincent Jack Gogh. Here we go. 902 00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:23,780 LAUGHTER 903 00:26:25,180 --> 00:26:27,180 DELIGHTED LAUGHTER 904 00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:27,740 DELIGHTED LAUGHTER 905 00:26:29,180 --> 00:26:30,340 BABA:Yes! 906 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,380 EMMA SQUEAKS WITH LAUGHTER 907 00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:32,700 EMMA SQUEAKS WITH LAUGHTER 908 00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:34,740 ENTHUSIASTIC APPLAUSE CHEERING 909 00:26:34,780 --> 00:26:35,940 ENTHUSIASTIC APPLAUSE CHEERING 910 00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:41,020 Who would've thought that anyone could look more haunted... 911 00:26:41,060 --> 00:26:43,060 Who would've thought that anyone could look more haunted... 912 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:43,660 Who would've thought that anyone could look more haunted... 913 00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:45,700 LAUGHTER ..than Vincent van Gogh? 914 00:26:45,740 --> 00:26:46,380 LAUGHTER ..than Vincent van Gogh? 915 00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:50,860 Van Gogh looks like it's his birthday by comparison! 916 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:51,580 Van Gogh looks like it's his birthday by comparison! 917 00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:53,180 LAUGHTER 918 00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:54,820 Another one, really good. 919 00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:56,860 This is the worst episode of Taskmaster ever! 920 00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:58,060 This is the worst episode of Taskmaster ever! 921 00:26:58,100 --> 00:26:59,820 OK, time for another break 922 00:26:59,860 --> 00:27:01,860 and probably some more adverts for holidays in the sun. 923 00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:02,780 and probably some more adverts for holidays in the sun. 924 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:04,780 Cost-of-living crisis? Nyeah! 925 00:27:04,820 --> 00:27:06,820 More like Costa del Sol Living La Vida Loca crisis! 926 00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:08,380 More like Costa del Sol Living La Vida Loca crisis! 927 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:10,420 Let's whack it on another credit card! 928 00:27:10,460 --> 00:27:10,700 Let's whack it on another credit card! 929 00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:12,740 Wayne Lineker! Call me! Yoloooo! 930 00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:14,060 Wayne Lineker! Call me! Yoloooo! 931 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:16,100 DRUM AND BASS MUSIC PLAYS CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 932 00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:17,420 DRUM AND BASS MUSIC PLAYS CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 933 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,080 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello, again! 934 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:26,360 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello, again! 935 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,400 Here we are, it's part three - 936 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,640 Here we are, it's part three - 937 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,600 and some classic artworks are being brought to life 938 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,960 in a three-dimensional way. 939 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Cor, yeah, I love 3D. 940 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:35,280 Cor, yeah, I love 3D. 941 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,320 But I also like Harry Style's solo stuff. 942 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:37,880 But I also like Harry Style's solo stuff. 943 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,920 LAUGHTER 944 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:40,200 LAUGHTER 945 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,240 Next up, it's the artist currently known as Rosie Jones. 946 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,560 Next up, it's the artist currently known as Rosie Jones. 947 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,600 Ta-da! 948 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:45,840 Ta-da! 949 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,880 Andy Warhol! 950 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:48,520 Andy Warhol! 951 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,560 Sam...Campbell soups. 952 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,040 Sam...Campbell soups. 953 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,080 LAUGHTER 954 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:54,560 LAUGHTER 955 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,280 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 956 00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,400 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 957 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,480 It's Sam Campbell soup! Yeah...I get it. 958 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,520 It's Sam Campbell soup! Yeah...I get it. 959 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:07,800 It's Sam Campbell soup! Yeah...I get it. 960 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,480 LAUGHTER 961 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,520 It's really good. Yeah, it's good. 962 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,120 It's really good. Yeah, it's good. 963 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,160 Everyone liked it. Everyone... Did you like it?! 964 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:14,680 Everyone liked it. Everyone... Did you like it?! 965 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,720 Not that much! LAUGHTER 966 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:17,840 Not that much! LAUGHTER 967 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,280 One left, Greg. Yes. 968 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,320 One left, and this man doesn't go to art galleries, 969 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,160 One left, and this man doesn't go to art galleries, 970 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,200 he hates flowers - it's Baba's turn. 971 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:24,680 he hates flowers - it's Baba's turn. 972 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,800 CONTESTANTS GASP 973 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,360 CONTESTANTS GASP 974 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,480 Ah! JACK:Very good. It is good. 975 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,600 Ah! JACK:Very good. It is good. 976 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,640 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM 977 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM 978 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:38,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM 979 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,360 EMMA:So good! ROSIE:Yay! 980 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,240 EMMA:So good! ROSIE:Yay! 981 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,280 BABA FAKES COUGHING 982 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,440 BABA FAKES COUGHING 983 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,080 Oh, sorry, sorry about that. 984 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,600 You like that, Greg? 985 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,640 LAUGHTER 986 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,760 LAUGHTER 987 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,800 That - yes, yes, yeah. Well, yes, of course I do! 988 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:53,120 That - yes, yes, yeah. Well, yes, of course I do! 989 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,800 Yes, you do. You see the angle? 990 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,720 Know what I'm saying? This is what I'm trying to say, 991 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,240 I keep telling people, I'm amazing. 992 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,280 EMMA:Oh, my God! LAUGHTER 993 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,000 EMMA:Oh, my God! LAUGHTER 994 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,040 Well, look, Greg, here are all five of the excellent 3D pics. 995 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,880 Well, look, Greg, here are all five of the excellent 3D pics. 996 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,920 Well, I'll have to give everyone really high scores, aren't I? 997 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:08,240 Well, I'll have to give everyone really high scores, aren't I? 998 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,280 And then we'll just have to hope they fuck up the next task. 999 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,440 And then we'll just have to hope they fuck up the next task. 1000 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,480 So, I'll give everyone 5 points. 1001 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:13,720 So, I'll give everyone 5 points. 1002 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,760 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1003 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,040 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1004 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,640 OK. What's next, please, little Alex Horne? 1005 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,440 OK. What's next, please, little Alex Horne? 1006 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,480 OK, well, Greg, we're off to the pub! Ooh! 1007 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:25,400 OK, well, Greg, we're off to the pub! Ooh! 1008 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,080 JACK:In you go. 1009 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:40,320 JACK:In you go. 1010 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,360 Oh, hello! 1011 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,200 Oh, hello! 1012 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,240 Lovelies. 1013 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:45,520 Lovelies. 1014 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,560 Oh, we have company. Where's Alex? 1015 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,400 Oh, we have company. Where's Alex? 1016 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,440 Who cares? LAUGHTER 1017 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:50,720 Who cares? LAUGHTER 1018 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,480 EMMA: Oh, this is lovely. 1019 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,000 Which one...? Yes, please. 1020 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,600 Oh, thank you so much. 1021 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,640 Would you like to...?Yep, sure. 1022 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:57,840 Would you like to...?Yep, sure. 1023 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,680 "Win the pub quiz by cheating. 1024 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:02,600 "Win the pub quiz by cheating. 1025 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,640 "The team that wins by cheating in at least five different ways wins. 1026 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,680 "The team that wins by cheating in at least five different ways wins. 1027 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:07,600 "The team that wins by cheating in at least five different ways wins. 1028 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,640 "If the quizmaster notices you cheating, you will lose a point 1029 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,360 "If the quizmaster notices you cheating, you will lose a point 1030 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,400 "and you must use a different method of cheating. 1031 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:14,320 "and you must use a different method of cheating. 1032 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,200 "This quiz will start in five minutes. 1033 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,240 "Your time starts now." 1034 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:18,560 "Your time starts now." 1035 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,600 OK, so we need ways of cheating. Mobile phone. 1036 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:21,360 OK, so we need ways of cheating. Mobile phone. 1037 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,400 ROSIE:Have we got...? Hmm. 1038 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,520 ROSIE:Have we got...? Hmm. 1039 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,560 Hiya. Here he is. 1040 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,200 Hiya. Here he is. 1041 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,240 Hi, guys, are you doing the pub quiz tonight? 1042 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:29,560 Hi, guys, are you doing the pub quiz tonight? 1043 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,560 ALL QUIETLY: Yes. Great! 1044 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,480 I'll come and get your team name soon. 1045 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,520 Have I got time to go to the toilet? 1046 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,560 Have I got time to go to the toilet? 1047 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:38,280 Have I got time to go to the toilet? 1048 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,320 Yeah, quiz starts in three minutes. Good thinking. Yeah. 1049 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,200 Yeah, quiz starts in three minutes. Good thinking. Yeah. 1050 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,240 There's your answer...sheet. You all right? 1051 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:43,560 There's your answer...sheet. You all right? 1052 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,600 Yeah. OK, there's your answer sheet for the first two rounds. 1053 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,160 Yeah. OK, there's your answer sheet for the first two rounds. 1054 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,200 OK, enjoy. Anyone need anything? Good luck, enjoy! 1055 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,320 OK, enjoy. Anyone need anything? Good luck, enjoy! 1056 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:51,320 BABA:Yes. 1057 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,160 WHISPERING:What did you get? 1058 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,200 Do you want that phone? Oh, well done. 1059 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:56,480 Do you want that phone? Oh, well done. 1060 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,280 Earphone - oh! 1061 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,000 An encyclopaedia - brilliant. 1062 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,040 How do you intend to use that without being noticed? 1063 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,040 How do you intend to use that without being noticed? 1064 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,080 That's the next challenge. LAUGHTER 1065 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:05,800 That's the next challenge. LAUGHTER 1066 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,840 ROSIE:It'll come in useful. 1067 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:08,360 ROSIE:It'll come in useful. 1068 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,400 Keep, keep - yeah, it might do. 1069 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,040 Keep, keep - yeah, it might do. 1070 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,080 BABA:Oh, what's that? One of you look after the... 1071 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,120 It's a little book of... Ah! That's Sue Perkins' number. 1072 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:15,920 It's a little book of... Ah! That's Sue Perkins' number. 1073 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,960 Do you have your phone?Yeah. Save that now. 1074 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:18,400 Do you have your phone?Yeah. Save that now. 1075 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,680 8-7-2. Yeah. 1076 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,720 Quiz starts in 45 seconds, guys. Cheers, mate. 1077 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,000 Quiz starts in 45 seconds, guys. Cheers, mate. 1078 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,040 OK. Team name, please? 1079 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:24,280 OK. Team name, please? 1080 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,040 Er, GK Picky People. 1081 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,480 Er, we're Team Honesty. 1082 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,240 Team Honesty, that's funny. 1083 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,280 And have you got a team name? 1084 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:31,520 And have you got a team name? 1085 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,560 Cheetahz - but like the animals. 1086 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,080 Cheetahz - but like the animals. 1087 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,120 Cheetahz? Er, just Cheetahs with the Z. 1088 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:36,400 Cheetahz? Er, just Cheetahs with the Z. 1089 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,080 C-H-E-E... ..E... 1090 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,120 BOTH:..T-A-H-Z. 1091 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:40,760 BOTH:..T-A-H-Z. 1092 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,120 Cheetahz. 1093 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,160 OK, right, just go and get my microphone, then we'll be off. 1094 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:44,440 OK, right, just go and get my microphone, then we'll be off. 1095 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:45,480 Yeah. OK. Yeah. 1096 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,520 I've got something a little bit provocative to say. 1097 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,600 I've got something a little bit provocative to say. 1098 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,480 Are you both married? 1099 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,520 Mm-hm. I'm also married. Right. Mm-hm. 1100 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,560 Mm-hm. I'm also married. Right. Mm-hm. 1101 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,600 I was thinking, like, maybe just kiss on the cheek would be cheating. 1102 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:55,880 I was thinking, like, maybe just kiss on the cheek would be cheating. 1103 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,200 Right. Handshake, will that do? 1104 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,240 I-I don't know if it's that kind of cheating. 1105 00:31:59,280 --> 00:31:59,560 I-I don't know if it's that kind of cheating. 1106 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,600 LAUGHTER ROSIE:Get that book. 1107 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:02,480 LAUGHTER ROSIE:Get that book. 1108 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,440 ROSIE LAUGHS 1109 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,040 Try and remember what's in there. OK. 1110 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:08,320 Try and remember what's in there. OK. 1111 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,160 All right, everyb... 1112 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,400 Erm, what's in your right hand? LAUGHING: Nothing! 1113 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,920 Erm, what's in your right hand? LAUGHING: Nothing! 1114 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,960 Hmm, it's just fallen on the floor there. Thanks. 1115 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:16,240 Hmm, it's just fallen on the floor there. Thanks. 1116 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,280 I will put the books in my area. 1117 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:18,720 I will put the books in my area. 1118 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,680 Could I have the guide to the beavers, please? 1119 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,720 And also airpods out. LAUGHING: You're so strict! 1120 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:23,480 And also airpods out. LAUGHING: You're so strict! 1121 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,520 Yes. Sorry, I didn't see it there, man. Hmm. 1122 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:25,840 Yes. Sorry, I didn't see it there, man. Hmm. 1123 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,880 Sorry about that, bro. Excuse me, thank you. 1124 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:28,200 Sorry about that, bro. Excuse me, thank you. 1125 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,240 Hel-hello?! We're pretty much back to square one. 1126 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:30,520 Hel-hello?! We're pretty much back to square one. 1127 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:31,840 Hello, can everyone hear? 1128 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,880 APPLAUSE 1129 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:34,080 APPLAUSE 1130 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,320 Are you pub quizzers, before we start? 1131 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,360 No. Nah. I think it's a waste of pub time. 1132 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:41,640 No. Nah. I think it's a waste of pub time. 1133 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,880 LAUGHTER 1134 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,920 EMMA:Every Monday. Thank you, Emma. 1135 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:45,360 EMMA:Every Monday. Thank you, Emma. 1136 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,280 Do you really, Emma? Yeah, genuinely! 1137 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,320 Ah. Cute. What's your team called? 1138 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:49,760 Ah. Cute. What's your team called? 1139 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,720 Erm, No Arguments. 1140 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,120 LAUGHTER 1141 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,160 Cos we have a problem with arguing. 1142 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:55,760 Cos we have a problem with arguing. 1143 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,800 So, one day, we realised, "Oh, if we're called No Arguments, 1144 00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:58,520 So, one day, we realised, "Oh, if we're called No Arguments, 1145 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,240 "maybe we'll stop." Oh. Quite... 1146 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,280 So, now we just argue on the way home. 1147 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:02,600 So, now we just argue on the way home. 1148 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,640 It's me and my husband. LAUGHTER 1149 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:05,880 It's me and my husband. LAUGHTER 1150 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,600 All right, then, you want to see the quiz? 1151 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,640 I want to see the quiz! OK, pens down, heads up, 1152 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:11,080 I want to see the quiz! OK, pens down, heads up, 1153 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,080 or something - it's time to quiz! 1154 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,320 GREG GASPS 1155 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,360 Welcome to the Ship, welcome to the pub quiz. 1156 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,360 Welcome to the Ship, welcome to the pub quiz. 1157 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,400 OK, question one - what is the largest species of rodent? 1158 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,440 OK, question one - what is the largest species of rodent? 1159 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:21,840 OK, question one - what is the largest species of rodent? 1160 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,880 {\an8}What is the largest species of rodent? 1161 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:24,160 {\an8}What is the largest species of rodent? 1162 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:25,360 {\an8}JACK:Not that. 1163 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,360 {\an8}It's not a mouse. 1164 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,400 In what year was Mary, Queen of Scots, 1165 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:29,680 In what year was Mary, Queen of Scots, 1166 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,720 executed by her cousin? 1167 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:31,960 executed by her cousin? 1168 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 Elizabeth I, of course. 1169 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:34,840 Elizabeth I, of course. 1170 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,880 In what year...? EMMA: I'll just feign choking. 1171 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:37,200 In what year...? EMMA: I'll just feign choking. 1172 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,240 ROSIE:I've got cramp. 1173 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:39,640 ROSIE:I've got cramp. 1174 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,680 Ahh! Oh, just move around the room a bit. 1175 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:41,960 Ahh! Oh, just move around the room a bit. 1176 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,600 Oh, my God! Yeah. 1177 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,640 EMMA SCREAMS LOUDLY 1178 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:45,920 EMMA SCREAMS LOUDLY 1179 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,480 FEIGNS CHOKING BABA:Oh, man. 1180 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,520 It's quite early in the quiz to get cramp. 1181 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:49,800 It's quite early in the quiz to get cramp. 1182 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:50,680 Oh, yes! Right. All right. 1183 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,720 She just needs to be. ..be... Yeah. 1184 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,040 She just needs to be. ..be... Yeah. 1185 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,080 {\an8}Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Wait. LAUGHTER 1186 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,280 {\an8}Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Wait. LAUGHTER 1187 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:57,360 Ooh! 1188 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,400 {\an8}EMMA COUGHS LOUDLY ANDY:There's a... 1189 00:33:59,440 --> 00:33:59,960 {\an8}EMMA COUGHS LOUDLY ANDY:There's a... 1190 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000 {\an8}EMMA RETCHES UNCONVINCINGLY Err! Berr! 1191 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,440 {\an8}EMMA RETCHES UNCONVINCINGLY Err! Berr! 1192 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,240 {\an8}ALEX LAUGHS Berr... 1193 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:07,640 {\an8}Feeling better now. 1194 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,520 {\an8}Right, we'll get th... ROSIE:Nearly there. 1195 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,560 {\an8}We do need to carry on with the quiz. Nearly there! 1196 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:11,880 {\an8}We do need to carry on with the quiz. Nearly there! 1197 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,920 {\an8}Question three, what is the boiling point of mercury? 1198 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:14,200 {\an8}Question three, what is the boiling point of mercury? 1199 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:15,880 {\an8}THEY MURMUR 1200 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,920 {\an8}It's 500. Yeah, do you think it's that? Yeah. 1201 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:18,200 {\an8}It's 500. Yeah, do you think it's that? Yeah. 1202 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:20,120 {\an8}Mercury. How you getting on? 1203 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,120 {\an8}What do the following states 1204 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,360 {\an8}have in common? 1205 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,400 {\an8}EMMA SCREAMS IN AGONY 1206 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:25,920 {\an8}EMMA SCREAMS IN AGONY 1207 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,960 {\an8}Come down! Come down and help! 1208 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:28,280 {\an8}Come down! Come down and help! 1209 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,320 {\an8}What do you...? Come down and help me! 1210 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,360 {\an8}That's not really how it works. You don't come down and help. 1211 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:32,640 {\an8}That's not really how it works. You don't come down and help. 1212 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:33,600 What's wrong? 1213 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,640 WHISPERING: Basically...Yeah. ..I feel so sick. 1214 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:36,120 WHISPERING: Basically...Yeah. ..I feel so sick. 1215 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,160 {\an8}OK. I feel really nauseous. 1216 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:38,440 {\an8}OK. I feel really nauseous. 1217 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,120 {\an8}Right, well, do you want a blanket? Yeah. 1218 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,480 I'll get her a blanket, apparently. 1219 00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:42,920 OK, yeah, please. Right. 1220 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,960 {\an8}OK. Phones away, please. 1221 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,480 BUZZER Sorry. Oh, sorry. 1222 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,520 It was my mum. 1223 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:52,160 It was my mum. 1224 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,960 {\an8}I-I see what you're doing there. 1225 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 {\an8}Round two - sport! 1226 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:56,720 {\an8}Round two - sport! 1227 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,760 {\an8}If I potted a red, then a black, 1228 00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,520 {\an8}If I potted a red, then a black, 1229 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,560 {\an8}then a red, then a black, 1230 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:01,840 {\an8}then a red, then a black, 1231 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,880 then a red, then a pink, then a red... 1232 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,120 then a red, then a pink, then a red... 1233 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,160 ..then a yellow, then a red, then a black, then a red, then a brown... 1234 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:07,480 ..then a yellow, then a red, then a black, then a red, then a brown... 1235 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:08,800 JACK LAUGHS ..then a red, then a green, 1236 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,680 and all the colours, what would my break be worth? 1237 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:12,720 {\an8}I'll be honest with you, I think this is when you do 1238 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:13,000 {\an8}I'll be honest with you, I think this is when you do 1239 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,720 {\an8}a quick, erm, romantic cheat.Right. 1240 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,360 {\an8}BABA CHUCKLES 1241 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,400 {\an8}So, can I just give you a quick...? 1242 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:18,680 {\an8}So, can I just give you a quick...? 1243 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:19,880 There we go. LAUGHTER 1244 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,480 {\an8}Let's never speak of it again. 1245 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,880 {\an8}LAUGHTER CONTINUES BUZZER 1246 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,800 What is Sue Perkins' favourite sport? 1247 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:29,080 What is Sue Perkins' favourite sport? 1248 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,440 {\an8}Oh!What is Sue...? 1249 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,480 {\an8}I need a sick bucket! Now! 1250 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:32,720 {\an8}I need a sick bucket! Now! 1251 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,280 {\an8}A big bucket. Yeah. 1252 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,320 Call Sue Perkins. 1253 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,200 SUE PERKINS:Hi, it's Sue here, 1254 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:40,360 {\an8}sorry I can't take your call. 1255 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,400 {\an8}I'm... Oh, come on, Sue! ..on leave at the water hockey. 1256 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:42,680 {\an8}I'm... Oh, come on, Sue! ..on leave at the water hockey. 1257 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:44,120 {\an8}What, what? Hockey. Aha! Hockey. 1258 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,720 {\an8}Ho-hockey, hockey. Right. 1259 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,760 {\an8}ROSIE:Can't I have a look 1260 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,280 {\an8}ROSIE:Can't I have a look 1261 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,320 {\an8}at question six? 1262 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:50,760 {\an8}at question six? 1263 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,800 LAUGHTER What did you say? 1264 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:53,120 LAUGHTER What did you say? 1265 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,160 Hello, everyone! OK. SUSPICIOUSLY:Hiya! The answers. 1266 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,240 Hello, everyone! OK. SUSPICIOUSLY:Hiya! The answers. 1267 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,360 Have you all swapped sheets? 1268 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,400 Er, no, sorry, we've just got them all mixed up. Oh... 1269 00:35:59,440 --> 00:35:59,840 Er, no, sorry, we've just got them all mixed up. Oh... 1270 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,160 Quick as you can, please. 1271 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,200 Let's swap with them. 1272 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:03,680 Let's swap with them. 1273 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,080 {\an8}Hmm, as long as you don't have your own... BUZZER 1274 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,120 As long as we don't have our own sheets. Good try, though. 1275 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:07,760 As long as we don't have our own sheets. Good try, though. 1276 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,800 The biggest rodent was, of course - please sit down - 1277 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:10,080 The biggest rodent was, of course - please sit down - 1278 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,120 capybara. 1587. 1279 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:12,600 capybara. 1587. 1280 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,240 356-point... 1281 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,280 That would be a break of 70 points. 1282 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,320 Sue Perkins' favourite sport was - and still is... 1283 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,840 Sue Perkins' favourite sport was - and still is... 1284 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,880 ..football. EMMA: It's hockey. 1285 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:22,200 ..football. EMMA: It's hockey. 1286 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,520 But it-it's not, it's football. 1287 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,560 Sorry, I have to be very passionate about this.Yeah. 1288 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,400 Sorry, I have to be very passionate about this.Yeah. 1289 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,440 PASSIONATE PIANO PLAYS Sue Perkins...Yeah. 1290 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:28,760 PASSIONATE PIANO PLAYS Sue Perkins...Yeah. 1291 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,800 ..is my best friend.It's hockey. LAUGHTER 1292 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:31,200 ..is my best friend.It's hockey. LAUGHTER 1293 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:33,240 Well, I've got her number, so I'll give her a call in the break. 1294 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:33,560 Well, I've got her number, so I'll give her a call in the break. 1295 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,080 Give her a call! I'm sorry, I don't want to be... 1296 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,640 Can we call her now? Give her a call now. 1297 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,080 Call her now. Yeah, please, just call her now. 1298 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,720 Put it on speaker, let's hear it. 1299 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,760 SUE PERKINS:Hi, it's Sue here. Sorry, I can't take your call, 1300 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,160 SUE PERKINS:Hi, it's Sue here. Sorry, I can't take your call, 1301 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,960 but I'm at the underwater hockey... 1302 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,280 ..which is a shame cos I actually really love football. 1303 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,520 ..which is a shame cos I actually really love football. 1304 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,560 UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER APPLAUSE 1305 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:52,720 UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER APPLAUSE 1306 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:53,880 The answer was football. 1307 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,600 So, if you just tot up the scores... 1308 00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,560 {\an8}The Sporty Foodie Flag Guys... 1309 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,600 {\an8}Yeah. ..er, zero in round one. 1310 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:01,920 {\an8}Yeah. ..er, zero in round one. 1311 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,960 Right. And then... Three. 1312 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:04,680 Right. And then... Three. 1313 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:06,720 {\an8}..three in round...in round two. 1314 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:07,120 {\an8}..three in round...in round two. 1315 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,880 Three? Really? JACK INHALES SHARPLY 1316 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,920 Didn't quite get there. 1317 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:11,200 Didn't quite get there. 1318 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:13,240 And round two? They're cheating, but... 1319 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:13,520 And round two? They're cheating, but... 1320 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,760 {\an8}Well, we got three. Hey. 1321 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,160 {\an8}We thought we had got more. 1322 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,200 {\an8}Well, rugby ball's right, isn't it? Yeah, that is... 1323 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,160 {\an8}Well, misspelling, apparently. It's a misspelling. 1324 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,960 {\an8}Well, they've misspelt the word "misspelling". 1325 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,640 BUZZER Well done, guys. 1326 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,680 All right, round three will start in one minute. 1327 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:26,040 All right, round three will start in one minute. 1328 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,080 APPLAUSE 1329 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,080 APPLAUSE 1330 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,880 I mean, s-some of the most ludicrous overacting. 1331 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:35,960 I mean, s-some of the most ludicrous overacting. 1332 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 I mean, Jones went down within seconds.Yeah. 1333 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,400 I mean, Jones went down within seconds.Yeah. 1334 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,440 And then, Emma, I presume a trained actress, when you had 1335 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,600 And then, Emma, I presume a trained actress, when you had 1336 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,640 your multiple physical collapses. 1337 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:45,000 your multiple physical collapses. 1338 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,000 I-I never trained, darling, I never trained. 1339 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,040 Ah! It doesn't show. LAUGHTER 1340 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,200 Ah! It doesn't show. LAUGHTER 1341 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:51,560 Do you know what I mean? 1342 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,600 Baba was the only one, wasn't he, who wasn't overacting?Yes. 1343 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,520 Baba was the only one, wasn't he, who wasn't overacting?Yes. 1344 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,560 But there's more to come, right? They're only halfway through. 1345 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,160 But there's more to come, right? They're only halfway through. 1346 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,640 They're both pretty much neck-and-neck. 1347 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,680 I've caught them a few times, but there is a second half to come. 1348 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:01,000 I've caught them a few times, but there is a second half to come. 1349 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,960 That's the end of part three. Come back for part four 1350 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 and see someone take home some soulful prizes. 1351 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:05,960 and see someone take home some soulful prizes. 1352 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 It'll be like watching your kid in the school play - 1353 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:08,480 It'll be like watching your kid in the school play - 1354 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,080 except shorter and fun, 1355 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,120 and you won't have to stave off boredom by imagining having 1356 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:12,800 and you won't have to stave off boredom by imagining having 1357 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,520 an affair with a teacher. 1358 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,480 Just me? HE LAUGHS 1359 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,520 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1360 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:18,720 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1361 01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:51,600 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello! 1362 01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:53,640 Welcome back to the final part of the show, 1363 01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:54,160 Welcome back to the final part of the show, 1364 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:56,200 where a pub quiz is taking place in the Ship. 1365 01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:56,560 where a pub quiz is taking place in the Ship. 1366 01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:58,600 On with the second half of the quiz, where the two teams have to win 1367 01:16:58,640 --> 01:16:59,720 On with the second half of the quiz, where the two teams have to win 1368 01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:01,280 by cheating at least five times 1369 01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:03,320 without being caught by old Eagle Eyes Horne, 1370 01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:03,600 without being caught by old Eagle Eyes Horne, 1371 01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:05,120 the handsome quizmaster. 1372 01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:06,440 Here's how they got on. 1373 01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:09,720 Round three, picture round. 1374 01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:11,760 Question one - what is Alex Horne holding? 1375 01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:12,200 Question one - what is Alex Horne holding? 1376 01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:14,240 {\an8}Phones away, please. BUZZER 1377 01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:14,560 {\an8}Phones away, please. BUZZER 1378 01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:16,600 What country's flag has a green triangle on the left? 1379 01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:17,480 What country's flag has a green triangle on the left? 1380 01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:19,520 I do have a cramp again. 1381 01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:21,520 I do have a cramp again. 1382 01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:22,560 Please sit down. 1383 01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:24,160 BABA:Don't be a bore, bro! OK. 1384 01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:26,200 Come on, man. We're getting drunk. Question three - please sit down. 1385 01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:26,560 Come on, man. We're getting drunk. Question three - please sit down. 1386 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,280 Alex, I've got a delivery. 1387 01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:30,320 A delivery? Just checking if the guy's at the front door. 1388 01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:31,240 A delivery? Just checking if the guy's at the front door. 1389 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:32,640 Yeah. This is a pub. 1390 01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:34,680 Right, I will... Jack! Jack! 1391 01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:35,840 Right, I will... Jack! Jack! 1392 01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:37,200 Yeah? You all right? 1393 01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,320 HE GIGGLES 1394 01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:42,200 Yeah, I don't think anyone saw that. 1395 01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:44,240 BUZZER Ohh! 1396 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:44,760 BUZZER Ohh! 1397 01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:46,800 EMMA: Oh, God! BABA:Get that under there, bro. 1398 01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:48,000 EMMA: Oh, God! BABA:Get that under there, bro. 1399 01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:49,880 Oh, my God! Oh! There's no-one there. 1400 01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:51,920 Oh, God! What animal features on Albania's flag? 1401 01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:53,680 Oh, God! What animal features on Albania's flag? 1402 01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:55,720 Right, I'll be back in two minutes with the answers. Thank you. 1403 01:17:55,760 --> 01:17:57,760 Right, I'll be back in two minutes with the answers. Thank you. 1404 01:17:57,800 --> 01:17:58,040 Right, I'll be back in two minutes with the answers. Thank you. 1405 01:17:58,080 --> 01:17:59,280 JACK:What? 1406 01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:07,000 I'm going to... 1407 01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:13,320 Yo, yo! Yo! Ooh! 1408 01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:14,080 Yo, yo! Yo! Ooh! 1409 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:17,320 BUZZER EMMA FEIGNS COUGHING 1410 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:17,560 BUZZER EMMA FEIGNS COUGHING 1411 01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:21,680 {\an8}OK. 1412 01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:22,840 {\an8}Ah. 1413 01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:24,400 {\an8}Er, thingy's in so... 1414 01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:28,080 Hello, everyone. Hiya. Hiya! 1415 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:28,920 Hello, everyone. Hiya. Hiya! 1416 01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:30,760 OK. The answers. 1417 01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:32,640 Erm, please swap papers. 1418 01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:34,680 Round three, the picture round. OK, what was I holding? 1419 01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:35,040 Round three, the picture round. OK, what was I holding? 1420 01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:36,960 What was redacted there? 1421 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:39,000 A colander. 1422 01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:39,600 A colander. 1423 01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:40,880 How did you know that? 1424 01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:42,920 Well, it looked... It's just the expression, 1425 01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:43,440 Well, it looked... It's just the expression, 1426 01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:44,960 you know? You... Colander. 1427 01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:46,360 And it was a colander. Yeah. 1428 01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:48,400 I love quizzes. Hmm! 1429 01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:49,440 I love quizzes. Hmm! 1430 01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:51,480 Thanks for coming, everyone. That is closing time now, so... 1431 01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:52,240 Thanks for coming, everyone. That is closing time now, so... 1432 01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:54,080 BELL DINGS Wahey! ..please get out. 1433 01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:56,120 Thank you, bye-bye. Bye-bye, bye-bye. 1434 01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:56,400 Thank you, bye-bye. Bye-bye, bye-bye. 1435 01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:57,760 EMMA: Cheers, guys.Cheers. 1436 01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,800 APPLAUSE 1437 01:18:59,840 --> 01:19:00,520 APPLAUSE 1438 01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:04,080 First of all, I will tell you the scores in the quiz. 1439 01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:05,280 First of all, I will tell you the scores in the quiz. 1440 01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:07,320 Andy, Emma, and Baba got 22 out of 30. 1441 01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:07,600 Andy, Emma, and Baba got 22 out of 30. 1442 01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:09,560 Jack and Rosie got 23 out of 30. 1443 01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:10,840 EMMA:Oh, God, that's close! Ah! 1444 01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,760 But we subtract points for the amount of times 1445 01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,040 I caught them cheating. 1446 01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:16,040 I caught the team of three six times. 1447 01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:18,080 I caught the two of two nine times, 1448 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:19,160 I caught the two of two nine times, 1449 01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:21,200 which means the team of three win the quiz! Whoa! 1450 01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:21,960 which means the team of three win the quiz! Whoa! 1451 01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:24,000 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1452 01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:25,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1453 01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:27,360 Get in! 1454 01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:27,640 Get in! 1455 01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:29,680 It was close, so I don't know how you want to distribute points. 1456 01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:30,000 It was close, so I don't know how you want to distribute points. 1457 01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:31,920 5 and 4.There we go, so 4 to the team of two, 1458 01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:33,600 5 to the team of three! 1459 01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:35,640 APPLAUSE ROSIE:That was good. 1460 01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:37,680 APPLAUSE ROSIE:That was good. 1461 01:19:37,720 --> 01:19:38,040 APPLAUSE ROSIE:That was good. 1462 01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:40,080 Quick look at the scores, then? Yes, we can have the first look at 1463 01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:40,640 Quick look at the scores, then? Yes, we can have the first look at 1464 01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:42,680 the series scores, if you want, Greg. Ooh, yes, please!Mm! 1465 01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:43,400 the series scores, if you want, Greg. Ooh, yes, please!Mm! 1466 01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:45,440 Well, it's sort of going like this. 1467 01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:47,480 We've got Andy on 37, Baba on 40, Emma on 42, 1468 01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:49,160 We've got Andy on 37, Baba on 40, Emma on 42, 1469 01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:50,520 then we jump to Rosie on 46. 1470 01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,560 Jack's on 53 at the moment. 1471 01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:52,800 Jack's on 53 at the moment. 1472 01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:54,320 Ooh! Series leader. 1473 01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:56,360 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1474 01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:56,840 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1475 01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:58,720 OK, it's that time again. 1476 01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:00,760 Please head to the stage for the final task of the show! 1477 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,200 Please head to the stage for the final task of the show! 1478 01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:07,280 APPLAUSE 1479 01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:08,600 APPLAUSE 1480 01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:12,320 What is going on? 1481 01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:13,480 What is going on? 1482 01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:15,080 We've found their doppelgangers. 1483 01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:16,880 LAUGHTER 1484 01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:20,840 It's uncanny! 1485 01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:21,120 It's uncanny! 1486 01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:23,160 LAUGHTER CONTINUES Who's going to read the task, Alex? 1487 01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:23,600 LAUGHTER CONTINUES Who's going to read the task, Alex? 1488 01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:25,320 I'd like Jack Dee to read the task please, Greg. 1489 01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:27,360 Oh, Jack, would you read it? FLATLY:Yeah, OK. 1490 01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:27,640 Oh, Jack, would you read it? FLATLY:Yeah, OK. 1491 01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:29,120 LAUGHTER 1492 01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:30,960 "Rustle Russell, fill Phil, 1493 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,000 "mark Mark, rob Rob, and pat Pat. 1494 01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:33,520 "mark Mark, rob Rob, and pat Pat. 1495 01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:35,560 "When Alex blows his whistle, you must all immediately 1496 01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:37,080 "When Alex blows his whistle, you must all immediately 1497 01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:39,120 "either say one word to the person next to you, 1498 01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:39,880 "either say one word to the person next to you, 1499 01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:41,920 "or perform one action. 1500 01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:42,160 "or perform one action. 1501 01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:44,200 "The people may only say yes or no. 1502 01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:44,560 "The people may only say yes or no. 1503 01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:46,600 "If you perform the wrong action, you are disqualified. 1504 01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:47,880 "If you perform the wrong action, you are disqualified. 1505 01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:49,920 "You will then meet a new person. 1506 01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:51,960 "First person to perform all the right actions to 1507 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:52,600 "First person to perform all the right actions to 1508 01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:54,640 "all the right people wins." 1509 01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:54,920 "all the right people wins." 1510 01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:56,960 Yeah, so you're sitting next to somebody who's either called Mark, 1511 01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:57,680 Yeah, so you're sitting next to somebody who's either called Mark, 1512 01:20:57,720 --> 01:20:59,280 Pat, Russell, Rob, or Phil. 1513 01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:01,040 So, if you think they're called Mark, 1514 01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:02,720 you put a mark on their clipboard. 1515 01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:04,760 If you think they're called Pat, you pat them on the head. 1516 01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:05,080 If you think they're called Pat, you pat them on the head. 1517 01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:07,080 If you think they're called Russell, you rustle them. 1518 01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:08,160 Know what I mean? 1519 01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:10,200 If you think they're called Rob, you steal one of their pencils. 1520 01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:10,480 If you think they're called Rob, you steal one of their pencils. 1521 01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:12,240 If you think they're called Phil, 1522 01:21:12,280 --> 01:21:14,080 you put your stuffing down their top. 1523 01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:15,160 LAUGHTER 1524 01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:17,200 If you find out that you're sat next to, for example, Mark, 1525 01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:18,080 If you find out that you're sat next to, for example, Mark, 1526 01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:20,120 you have to wait till the next time you meet Mark to mark Mark. 1527 01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:21,600 you have to wait till the next time you meet Mark to mark Mark. 1528 01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:23,640 If you correctly fill Phil or mark Mark, or rob Rob, 1529 01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:23,960 If you correctly fill Phil or mark Mark, or rob Rob, 1530 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:26,000 or rustle Russell, you'll get a little sticker on your arm. 1531 01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:26,760 or rustle Russell, you'll get a little sticker on your arm. 1532 01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:28,800 The first person to get all five of them wins 5 points, 1533 01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:29,640 The first person to get all five of them wins 5 points, 1534 01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:31,680 no-one gets any other points. 1535 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:32,080 no-one gets any other points. 1536 01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:34,120 If you do the action wrong, you're out of the game, OK? 1537 01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:35,360 If you do the action wrong, you're out of the game, OK? 1538 01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:37,400 It's... Once we get going, it's less complicated. 1539 01:21:37,440 --> 01:21:37,800 It's... Once we get going, it's less complicated. 1540 01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:39,160 LAUGHTER Let's go. 1541 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:41,120 WHISTLE BLOWS Rob? No. 1542 01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:42,160 Phil? No. 1543 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:43,440 Russell? No. 1544 01:21:43,480 --> 01:21:44,640 Mark? No. 1545 01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:46,200 Pat? No. 1546 01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:48,240 Move! We're off. 1547 01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:48,520 Move! We're off. 1548 01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:50,080 WHISTLE BLOWS Phil? No. 1549 01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:51,480 Rob? Yes. 1550 01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:52,800 Move! 1551 01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:54,840 If you think you've got it right, you have to remember till next time. 1552 01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:55,280 If you think you've got it right, you have to remember till next time. 1553 01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:57,000 WHISTLE BLOWS Mark? Yes. 1554 01:21:57,040 --> 01:21:58,400 Pat? Yes. 1555 01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:01,240 Not yet! Sit down! 1556 01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:03,280 LAUGHTER GREG: Please sit down.Wait! 1557 01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:04,080 LAUGHTER GREG: Please sit down.Wait! 1558 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:06,120 Move! Now move! 1559 01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:06,840 Move! Now move! 1560 01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:08,800 There you go. LAUGHTER 1561 01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:10,840 It's not very often you'll see Alex genuinely annoyed, 1562 01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:11,200 It's not very often you'll see Alex genuinely annoyed, 1563 01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:13,240 ladies and gentlemen. LAUGHTER 1564 01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:13,560 ladies and gentlemen. LAUGHTER 1565 01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,600 So, here we go... Wait, wait, what are their names again? 1566 01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:17,640 So, here we go... Wait, wait, what are their names again? 1567 01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:17,960 So, here we go... Wait, wait, what are their names again? 1568 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:20,000 It's worth trying to remember them. It's Mark, Pat... 1569 01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:20,400 It's worth trying to remember them. It's Mark, Pat... 1570 01:22:20,440 --> 01:22:22,440 LAUGHTER ..Russell, Rob, and Phil. 1571 01:22:22,480 --> 01:22:22,760 LAUGHTER ..Russell, Rob, and Phil. 1572 01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:24,800 WHISTLE BLOWS Russell? Yes. 1573 01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:25,280 WHISTLE BLOWS Russell? Yes. 1574 01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:27,320 Move. Fuck. Good. 1575 01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:27,600 Move. Fuck. Good. 1576 01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:29,560 LAUGHTER WHISTLE BLOWS 1577 01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:32,440 {\an8}DING! 1578 01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:34,480 {\an8}There has been a successful action. CHEERING 1579 01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:34,800 {\an8}There has been a successful action. CHEERING 1580 01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:36,840 Move! 1581 01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:37,080 Move! 1582 01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:38,600 {\an8}WHISTLE BLOWS 1583 01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:40,160 {\an8}Yeah. DING! 1584 01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:42,000 {\an8}CHEERING DING! 1585 01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:45,240 {\an8}BUZZER We have a disqualification. 1586 01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:45,560 {\an8}BUZZER We have a disqualification. 1587 01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:47,480 {\an8}Baba has got this person wrong! 1588 01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:49,520 {\an8}You must stand behind your chair. He is disqualified. 1589 01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:51,560 Oh, Baba.Ah! At this rate, I don't care! Right, OK. 1590 01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:52,040 Oh, Baba.Ah! At this rate, I don't care! Right, OK. 1591 01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:53,480 LAUGHTER 1592 01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:55,120 Move! JACK:OK. 1593 01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:57,160 Ohh, shit! 1594 01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:57,880 Ohh, shit! 1595 01:22:57,920 --> 01:22:59,920 LAUGHTER 1596 01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:00,280 LAUGHTER 1597 01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:02,200 That's definitely not his name. 1598 01:23:02,240 --> 01:23:04,240 {\an8}LAUGHTER CONTINUES WHISTLE BLOWS 1599 01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:04,520 {\an8}LAUGHTER CONTINUES WHISTLE BLOWS 1600 01:23:04,560 --> 01:23:05,800 {\an8}DING! 1601 01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:07,400 {\an8}OK, we've got some more action, 1602 01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:08,800 {\an8}this is good. Move. 1603 01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:11,960 {\an8}WHISTLE BLOWS 1604 01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:13,800 {\an8}DING! APPLAUSE 1605 01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:14,960 We have more actions. 1606 01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:16,640 Move, please. Move. WHISTLE BLOWS 1607 01:23:17,960 --> 01:23:19,800 {\an8}DING! We have action over there. 1608 01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:21,840 {\an8}Another sticker. Please move. 1609 01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:22,600 {\an8}Another sticker. Please move. 1610 01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:23,920 {\an8}WHISTLE BLOWS 1611 01:23:25,440 --> 01:23:27,200 {\an8}BUZZER We have a disqualification. 1612 01:23:27,240 --> 01:23:28,280 {\an8}Jack Dee is gone. 1613 01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:29,880 Jack's gone. AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS 1614 01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:31,680 Only three left in the game. 1615 01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:33,720 Right, you're going to kill me. 1616 01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:34,640 Right, you're going to kill me. 1617 01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:36,680 LAUGHTER Russell... 1618 01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:38,680 LAUGHTER Russell... 1619 01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:40,720 ..Mark, Phil...Mark. 1620 01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:41,120 ..Mark, Phil...Mark. 1621 01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:43,160 Yeeesss! LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 1622 01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:43,960 Yeeesss! LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 1623 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:46,000 Rob! OK. 1624 01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:46,240 Rob! OK. 1625 01:23:46,280 --> 01:23:47,280 And just so you know... 1626 01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:49,320 Thank you, Emma. Emma has one sticker. Thank you. 1627 01:23:49,360 --> 01:23:49,680 Thank you, Emma. Emma has one sticker. Thank you. 1628 01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:51,720 The wizard has one sticker, Rosie has two stickers. 1629 01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:52,360 The wizard has one sticker, Rosie has two stickers. 1630 01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:54,400 LAUGHTER She's got two. 1631 01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:54,720 LAUGHTER She's got two. 1632 01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:56,760 I know! Fuck's sake. She's playing you, Emma. 1633 01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:57,320 I know! Fuck's sake. She's playing you, Emma. 1634 01:23:57,360 --> 01:23:59,360 She knows exactly what she's doing. 1635 01:23:59,400 --> 01:23:59,720 She knows exactly what she's doing. 1636 01:23:59,760 --> 01:24:01,160 Here we go. WHISTLE BLOWS 1637 01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:02,480 Rob? No. 1638 01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:04,040 Move, move, move. 1639 01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:06,080 {\an8}WHISTLE BLOWS Some action going on. 1640 01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:06,400 {\an8}WHISTLE BLOWS Some action going on. 1641 01:24:06,440 --> 01:24:07,600 {\an8}DING! APPLAUSE 1642 01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:09,320 {\an8}The wizard has another sticker. 1643 01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:11,360 {\an8}And move. WHISTLE BLOWS 1644 01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:11,640 {\an8}And move. WHISTLE BLOWS 1645 01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:13,040 {\an8}We have more action here. 1646 01:24:13,080 --> 01:24:15,080 {\an8}DING! The wizard has three stickers. 1647 01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:15,800 {\an8}DING! The wizard has three stickers. 1648 01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:17,840 {\an8}APPLAUSE WHISTLE BLOWS 1649 01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:18,640 {\an8}APPLAUSE WHISTLE BLOWS 1650 01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:20,640 {\an8}DING! Oh, stickers! 1651 01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:22,160 {\an8}DING! 1652 01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:23,960 {\an8}APPLAUSE 1653 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:25,840 We could be approaching the endgame. 1654 01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:27,880 {\an8}WHISTLE BLOWS 1655 01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:28,160 {\an8}WHISTLE BLOWS 1656 01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:30,200 {\an8}DING! DING! We have five stickers! 1657 01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:30,480 {\an8}DING! DING! We have five stickers! 1658 01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:32,480 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1659 01:24:32,520 --> 01:24:34,320 EMMA:No! 1660 01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:36,360 We will add those scores to the final score. 1661 01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:36,800 We will add those scores to the final score. 1662 01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:38,440 Come down and join me! 1663 01:24:40,960 --> 01:24:42,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1664 01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:44,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1665 01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:46,720 HALTINGLY: What a rush!Hmm! 1666 01:24:46,760 --> 01:24:47,760 HALTINGLY: What a rush!Hmm! 1667 01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:49,800 All right, well, as you saw, there was only five points to 1668 01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:50,440 All right, well, as you saw, there was only five points to 1669 01:24:50,480 --> 01:24:52,480 one person there and that person was Mr Andy Zaltzman. 1670 01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:52,960 one person there and that person was Mr Andy Zaltzman. 1671 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,000 The wizard has his revenge. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1672 01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:56,320 The wizard has his revenge. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1673 01:24:56,360 --> 01:24:58,360 It means the final table today looks like this. 1674 01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:00,400 It means the final table today looks like this. 1675 01:25:00,440 --> 01:25:01,360 It means the final table today looks like this. 1676 01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:03,400 He's only gone and done it - the winner, with 21 points, 1677 01:25:03,440 --> 01:25:04,080 He's only gone and done it - the winner, with 21 points, 1678 01:25:04,120 --> 01:25:06,120 is Andy Zaltzman! The wizard! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1679 01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:07,480 is Andy Zaltzman! The wizard! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1680 01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:09,520 Andy Zaltzman wins! 1681 01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:10,800 Andy Zaltzman wins! 1682 01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:12,840 Please go up and celebrate with your soulful prizes! 1683 01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:13,560 Please go up and celebrate with your soulful prizes! 1684 01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:14,760 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1685 01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:40,480 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 1686 01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:41,720 Subtitles by Red Bee Media