1 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:03,360 Oh, no. 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:06,440 Hello? 3 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:11,800 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 4 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:14,200 Eh... 5 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:17,920 Nnh. Ah! 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,200 Nothing's ever straightforward in this stupid house. 7 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Eh. 8 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,120 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello and welcome 9 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:39,960 to the Taskmaster grand final. 10 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 11 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:45,480 Now, there are some that say I'm struggling 12 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,600 to write introductions after 20 series, 13 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:49,600 and to those people, I say this. 14 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:51,920 I've got a brain for business and a body for sin. 15 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,280 I give out the points to decide who will win. 16 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,680 I'm the Taskmaster, this show's magistrate. 17 00:00:56,720 --> 00:01:00,120 I'm inconsistent cos of my swollen prostate. 18 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,560 APPLAUSE 19 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,800 Who dare to enter my realm of tasks? 20 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:07,880 Three northerners, a Gen Z and the Sanjeev of Bhasks. 21 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,280 I'll give them all names, I'll give them all hope, 22 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:13,320 but my allegiance, as ever, remains with the Pope. 23 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:17,520 So, for the last time, 24 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:21,120 please welcome our five would-be champions. 25 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:23,480 Ania Magliano. 26 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,320 Maisie Adam. 27 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:28,640 Phil Ellis. 28 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,200 Reece Shearsmith. 29 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,600 And Sanjeev Bhaskar. 30 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:37,760 And next to me, 31 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,840 a man who recently confided in me, in private, 32 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:44,560 that he likes women who fart. 33 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:47,120 LAUGHTER 34 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:50,320 HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: It's...little Alex Horne! 35 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,720 I like all women, I like all women. 36 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,240 We know each other so well, Greg, don't we? We do. 37 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:58,800 Let's find out how well you know me, Greg, with a little quiz. 38 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:00,880 Do you want a little quiz? Oh, is this your chat section? 39 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,480 Shut your eyes. Ah. 40 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,320 What colour is my hair, Greg? 41 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:06,000 It's sort of pepper-pot ginger. 42 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:08,520 Correct. What colour are my teeth, Greg? 43 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,920 They're sort of an off-white, apart from one, 44 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:12,960 which is black and folded in on itself. 45 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:16,280 Correct. And what colour are my eyes, Greg? 46 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,360 Mmm...blue? 47 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,880 No. 48 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:24,160 They're...they're brown. 49 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:26,560 You can have a look if you want. 50 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,240 Oh, God. 51 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,600 Oh. You've painted brown eyes on your lids, that's it? 52 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,400 And that's the springboard for the grand final? 53 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:38,800 It's the grand final. 54 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,560 LAUGHTER 55 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:45,680 OK. What's the prize task category that we've saved for the final? 56 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,400 Well, the only one it could be, Greg. 57 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,000 It has grand final written all over it, as each 58 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:53,840 of them has brought in their very best tube. 59 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,160 LAUGHTER 60 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,240 Five important grand-final points for the best tube, 61 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,480 and five actual tubes for the episode winner. 62 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,840 Shut up, Alex. Here we go. 63 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:04,880 All right, then. 64 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:06,000 Phil. 65 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:09,200 Hi. Before we go any further, 66 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:13,680 I would like to say you shouldn't grow your hair long. 67 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,680 Because there's some glamorous pirates in this row, 68 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,120 but you look like a man who'd try 69 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:21,720 and sell me meat out of a bag. 70 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,840 What tube have you brought in? Is it a good tube? 71 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,920 Uh, it's a good old tube of lube. Um... 72 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,360 Oh, my God. 73 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,800 I found it in the park. Uh... 74 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:36,280 I told you that's where we left it. 75 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,600 Ah. That makes... Yeah. 76 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,560 Yeah. This is why it's the best tube, 77 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:45,120 because you know what kind of situation you're in with lube. 78 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,680 If you're using it to get in something, it's a good day. 79 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:49,720 If... 80 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,880 LAUGHTER 81 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:52,920 ..if you're using it 82 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:57,080 to get out of something, it's a bad day. Bad day, yeah. 83 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,640 I think I've got everything I need to know. Yeah. 84 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,040 Maisie. Um, 85 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,320 I've brought my favourite tube of pasta, like... 86 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,520 If you've just brought a tube of pasta in, 87 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,240 then, against all odds, Phil's not getting one point. 88 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:09,960 No, no, no. 89 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,480 I've made a tu...but, like, I've made it into a tube. 90 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,200 Let's have a look. As in the Tube. 91 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:16,720 With little pasta wheels. 92 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:21,600 Yeah, that's good, innit? APPLAUSE 93 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:22,640 I know what you're thinking. 94 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,720 You're going, "Maisie, it still looks just 95 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,680 "a bit like pasta," which is why 96 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,600 I've painted it to look like the Tube. 97 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:29,640 Here we go. 98 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,280 Ah! 99 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,800 It's good. It's good. 100 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,920 Thank you. I've got nothing sarcastic to say. 101 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,280 I like the tube of the Tube. Reece? 102 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,760 So, I brought in a test tube 103 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:44,120 with the umbilical cord of a werewolf. 104 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:45,160 Here it is. 105 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,480 Oh! Oh, God. 106 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:49,720 You bought that? Yeah. 107 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,640 From somebody who told you it was the umbilical cord of a werewolf? 108 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,360 Yeah. Yeah. 109 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:58,240 I knew it wasn't, but I... It was a display 110 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:02,200 made lovingly by someone that crafts this sort of thing. 111 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,640 I thought some bloke up north had licked a Twiglet, 112 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,360 put it in a test tube, given it you for 500 quid. 113 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,960 Yeah. 114 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,040 I've still got my umbilical cord. Shut up. 115 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,960 It's still...it's still attached. I've still, uh, it's... Uh... 116 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,120 Are you an innie...? Oh! 117 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,600 I-I quite often feed myself through it. 118 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:23,560 You don't need to use the mouth. Yeah. 119 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,000 Ania, hello. 120 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,920 I've brought in also a test tube, 121 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,440 but I've brought in a test tube that's, 122 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,920 uh, filled with DNA. 123 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,520 It's DNA that I've harvested myself. 124 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,200 Alex, perhaps you could show the photo of me... 125 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,280 Yes. Oh. This is Ania harvesting DNA. 126 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,600 Oh. Found a little hair, haven't you, Ania? 127 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,720 Yeah, I don't know if you recognise that jacket, Greg. 128 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,920 PHIL CHUCKLES 129 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,240 Oh, no. 130 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:48,560 I thought it'd be good to finally 131 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,760 get some closure on everything that's been going on. 132 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,880 Um, so I sent off your DNA, 133 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,320 alongside some of my DNA, to the lab... 134 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,440 Yeah. ..and we've just got some very interesting results. 135 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,000 Here are the DNA results. 136 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,960 The child there, Ania Magliano. 137 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,600 If we zoom in, we can see what they think. 138 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,200 That's high, that is high. 139 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,880 Hello, Daddy. 140 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,360 Well, that's, uh, genuinely unsettling. Yeah. 141 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,360 Congratulations. Thank you. 142 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,640 We'll talk about Christmas later. 143 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:19,640 Sanjeev. 144 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,920 OK, well, this is my best tube. 145 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:25,040 This is a tube that contains stories, 146 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:29,920 history, but also warnings, danger, it's extraordinary. 147 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,760 It is a tube, 148 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,440 like Ania's, of my DNA. Yeah. 149 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:35,480 Here we are. 150 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,200 I know what it is, I guessed as soon as you started talking. Oh, no. 151 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:39,840 For the third time this series... Yeah. 152 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,480 Yes, it's a tube of his... Here it is. 153 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:44,920 Once again. 154 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,360 Why is this piss better than your previous pisses? 155 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:50,840 It's fresher. 156 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:53,920 OK. OK. 157 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,440 Tell me some points, Greg. 158 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:56,880 I'm very fond of Phil, 159 00:06:56,920 --> 00:07:00,320 but the idea that he's, last minute, grabbed a tube of lube... 160 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:01,440 Half a tube of lube. 161 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,280 I can't give him more than one. 162 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:05,560 I'm sort of disgusted by the werewolf, 163 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:08,200 but I like the story behind it. 164 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:10,640 I'm used to Sanjeev's urine now, 165 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,400 so the novelty's worn off a little bit, 166 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:13,840 but I'm gonna give them three points, 167 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:17,640 both the werewolf umbilical cord and Sanjeev's urine. 168 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:21,560 Wow. Now I think this will reflect very badly on me. 169 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,840 Please put a tube of pasta above your daughter. 170 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,720 LAUGHTER 171 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:30,120 Greg, you've done that for 27 years already. 172 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,520 I don't know why I'm... I am gonna give the... 173 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,000 I'm gonna give my daughter four points. OK. 174 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,360 And I'm gonna give a woman who's made 175 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,840 a Tube out of pasta five. 176 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:43,000 Well done, Maisie Adam. Five points. 177 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,280 All right, let's get going. Let's get to a task proper. 178 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,600 Yes, well what better way to begin than with 179 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,880 the final team task of the series 180 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:57,120 and a good old cup of tea or two, or 14. 181 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,800 DUCKS QUACK 182 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,760 Hi. Hello. 183 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,080 Hi. Hey. 184 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,200 Ah. Fancy meeting you here. 185 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,800 Hello. 186 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,080 What you doing? Hi, Reece. 187 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:18,120 What do you want? Hi, Maisie. 188 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,200 I want one of you to turn left into the living room 189 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,920 and one of you right into the kitchen. 190 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,840 Bothered? 191 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,440 I'll go in here. OK. I like a kitchen. 192 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,680 You don't have to, that's the wrong answer in this day and age. 193 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:30,720 Oh, yes. Yes. 194 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,800 Do you wanna swap it just so that we're...? Yeah. Do you want it, 195 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,200 just so you don't get an article about ya? Yeah, yeah. Fair enough. 196 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,240 Yeah, well, I don't know. 197 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:38,760 Does anyone feel comfortable being on their own? 198 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,480 I've spent my life on my own, I'm happy with that. 199 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,720 Decision made. 200 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:44,680 Let's go in here. OK. 201 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:45,960 Right, good luck. Good luck. 202 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,440 MAISIE CHUCKLES 203 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:55,800 Cups. Tea... Teacups. Hmm. 204 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:59,160 {\an8}Oh, no, I think I've got more responsibility in this. 205 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,760 I'm so nervous about letting Reece down. 206 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,800 WHISTLE BLOWS OK. 207 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:08,960 "Make exactly the same-looking drinks as your team-mate's drinks." 208 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,640 "Your team-mate must make exactly 209 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,840 "the same-looking drinks as your drinks." 210 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:16,280 "Your entire team may only open two doors." 211 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:19,120 ALL: May only open two doors. 212 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,120 What does that mean? 213 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,480 Most similar-looking drinks wins. 214 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:25,120 You have 15 minutes. 215 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,280 BOTH: Your time starts now. 216 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:28,680 Wish I hadn't gone on my own now. 217 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:31,200 I made a terrible decision. 218 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,920 APPLAUSE 219 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,440 Were you really afraid of letting me down? 220 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:42,560 Often, Maisie is very worried about keeping you happy. 221 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,120 She's quite frightened of me. 222 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,000 Cos you're fucking terrifying! 223 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:50,240 Let's get going. Let's start with the team of two. 224 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:53,000 They've been a true power couple so far. 225 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:55,720 Let's see how they got on in their final team task. 226 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,440 MAISIE RETCHES Maisie? 227 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,240 Hello? So, have you got 228 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,760 the same task as me, it's about making the same drink? 229 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:08,280 Yeah, have you got seven drinks in front of you? 230 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:09,560 Yes, I have. 231 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,720 Of different colours? 232 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,440 No. Oh. 233 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,080 Right, OK. So, you've got the drinks, probably, 234 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:18,080 and I have to make the drinks to make them like your drinks. 235 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:21,760 Yes. OK, so start with the first drink on the left. 236 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,400 Like a cranberry juice. 237 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,800 OK, so I'm gonna look in the fridge 238 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:27,000 for some cranberry juice. 239 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,040 I'm opening it. Uh, yeah. 240 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,240 You've opened one door. 241 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,880 Right, look for any of these things, Reece. 242 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:36,280 Yeah. Cranberry juice, tomato soup, 243 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,600 anything that's like a bright green... 244 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,320 {\an8}None of those things you've said so far are in this fridge. 245 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,760 Then it's a cup of coffee, but it's frothy, 246 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,680 so I think that's like a latte with milk. 247 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,600 Well, where am I gonna get that from out of a cupboard? 248 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,680 Well, I don't know. Skip that one. 249 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:52,120 {\an8}I'm a bit worried about leaving a fridge door open so long. 250 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,800 Things will start going off. 251 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:54,880 Oh, I've set him off now. 252 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,480 {\an8}You've got, like, teriyaki sauce. 253 00:10:58,520 --> 00:10:59,920 Would that be like a brown drink? 254 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,520 Yeah, that could be the last one. 255 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:02,880 {\an8}Bob that in number seven. 256 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:05,480 {\an8}OK, I'm doing it now. Keep the doors open. Yeah. 257 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:07,840 Yeah, it's teriyaki, I've just smelt it. 258 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,440 Oh, well, good. One done. 259 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,240 So, I've got tomato ketchup. Yes, take that out. 260 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,480 Oh, look. Here we are. 261 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,280 Can you hear me? 262 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,000 Yes! Yes, I can hear you. 263 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,480 Hello, Reece. 264 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:21,880 Can't hear you? Maisie talking. 265 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,360 Um, what? Maisie talking. Uh! 266 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,760 Right, there you are, I've got you. Right. I reckon go to a cupboard... 267 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:32,240 Oh, God. ..and we're looking for cranberry sauce, tomato soup. 268 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,840 Right, but the problem is, though, Maisie, 269 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,960 there's about three cupboards and I don't know which one to pick. 270 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,960 It's literally a guess... guessing game. 271 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,480 I'm just gonna open one that looks like it's got things in it. 272 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,560 I'm opening it now. This could be the end of the game. 273 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:44,720 It's the end of the game. 274 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,760 What's in there? 275 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:48,800 I've opened the wrong one, Maisie, 276 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,720 and there's nothing in it apart from plates. 277 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,960 So, now what we've got is teriyaki sauce, tomato sauce and some milk. 278 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:56,840 Is there anything that looks like 279 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,280 tomato sauce and we'll start with that? 280 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,560 Right, number two, 281 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:03,320 go 50% tomato sauce, mix it with 282 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,440 a load of water from the sink. 283 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,240 And then I reckon number one, 284 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:08,920 put a tiny bit of ketchup in 285 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:12,280 and then the rest water, cos it's sort of a clear-ish red. 286 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,560 Oh. 287 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,160 Number five is a cup of tea. 288 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,960 Right, I'll try and do a tea. 289 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,840 What are you making your tea with, Reece? 290 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,280 Teriyaki and some milk. 291 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:21,520 It's going to look like tea. 292 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,040 What's number three? 293 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:28,640 {\an8}Tea that has just had the bag in, but nothing else. 294 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,400 Can you do that? 295 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:33,400 Ah. Right, you've found the tea, have you, now? 296 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,440 I can do that. There was tea all along. 297 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,800 The penultimate one, it's like a frothy coffee. 298 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,760 Maybe just spit in it. 299 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,480 I don't think my spit's bubbly. 300 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,920 You've got one minute left. 301 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,720 OK, right. So, number four, I'll neck the green, 302 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,520 and then it's just both empty cups, isn't it? 303 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,080 Do that, that's brilliant. 304 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,600 SHE BURPS 305 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,320 I think we've done it. 306 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,520 WHISTLE BLOWS That's your time up. 307 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,960 SHE COUGHS Are you all right, Maisie? 308 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,120 Yeah. 309 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,520 I think it was cucumber. 310 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:07,560 Ey, you know what? 311 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,080 Have we done OK? Have we? Come and look. That's not bad, actually. 312 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,880 Oh, Reece, we've smashed it! 313 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,920 I think that's good. That's banging. 314 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,600 So, which cupboard did you open? Oh, it was this one. 315 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,720 Imagine at this point... But you can see through here! 316 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,800 Well, this is what I thought. It was a trick. 317 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,360 Thank you, team. 318 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,880 I do feel a bit queasy. 319 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:25,920 I bet you do. 320 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,360 APPLAUSE 321 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,280 See, she's no doormat, really, is she? 322 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,520 No, not at all. 323 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:39,520 Although, we did have yet another, "Oh, I've set him off now." 324 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,120 It's like some abusive, like, terrible ogre. 325 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,000 You are, though. It is funny. 326 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:48,960 Like, you opened the fridge, which Maisie can't see, 327 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,600 and you went, "Oh, none of the things you've said 328 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:51,880 "are in this fridge!" 329 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,720 Like it's her fault! 330 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,280 It's frustration. It comes out in different ways. Yeah. 331 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,080 I mean, they were pretty good, though. 332 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,680 Yeah. As far as I could see. 333 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:02,760 Well, considering they opened 334 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,880 a fridge and a cupboard full of plates. 335 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,880 That's a hell of a start to this task. 336 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,240 We're off for a break now, 337 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,600 so that means you are too. 338 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:11,800 We'll see you in a minute. 339 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,600 Welcome back to Taskmaster. 340 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:26,960 It's the final, and we're 341 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,960 in the middle of a final team task. 342 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,720 Whoa, you've gotta be kidding me! 343 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,080 Yes, the... LAUGHTER 344 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,760 ..the task is to make exactly 345 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,440 the same-looking drinks in the kitchen 346 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,920 as the drinks in the living room. 347 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,040 The entire team may only open two doors. 348 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,960 Most similar-looking drinks wins. 349 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,320 Now, for the final time, it's Ania, Phil and Sanjeev. 350 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,800 Phil? 351 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:48,920 Bear with me. 352 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,080 The first one has no flavour, 353 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,560 but it's warm. 354 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,280 It's about the same heat as urine. Fresh. 355 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,680 Oh, wait a minute... 356 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,640 ..I could just open this door, couldn't I? 357 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,920 I think one of our doors might have to be the fridge door. 358 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,160 Oh, that's cle... I was, yeah, 359 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,440 I'm really glad I didn't just open the cupboard behind me now. 360 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,960 Yeah, don't do anything. 361 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,480 Oh, dear. Um... 362 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,120 Oh, God. I'm scared. 363 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,320 I don't like leaving him unattended. 364 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,080 Oh, wait a minute. 365 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,880 Why don't you just bring them here, 366 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,120 and I'll just pour mine into yours? 367 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,960 What if we pour exactly half? 368 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,080 Yeah, we can do that. 369 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,000 That's easy then, innit? 370 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,600 Ha-ha! Suckers! 371 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,000 LAUGHTER 372 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:36,880 AUDIENCE: Oh! 373 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,440 Looks like he's having some trouble. 374 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:42,840 One door open. 375 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,680 {\an8}We're opening our second door. 376 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,840 {\an8}Yeah. You may open no more doors. 377 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,160 {\an8}How much time have we got left, Alex? 378 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,160 Seven minutes. Seven minutes. Ooh. 379 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,800 What about that? 380 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:53,960 Oh, yeah that's good. Oh, good. 381 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,200 Well, let's see how much is in each one with that. 382 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,360 You've got a little bit of dribble on your rim there. 383 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,880 If you want to be pedantic. On the urine. 384 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,560 You see what I mean, it's the same warmth, isn't it? 385 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,720 Oh, it is, actually. 386 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,680 It's like when you give a medical sample. Yeah, yeah. 387 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,960 I got a text the other day asking for my stool sample. And, uh... 388 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,360 No, just stop there. It was just a good text, we'll leave it at that. 389 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,280 That's really good. What we've done is amazing. 390 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,480 There's a minute left but you can leave at any point. 391 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,000 OK. 392 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,520 {\an8}Are you just doing the washing up now? 393 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,320 {\an8}I am. That's nice. Ten seconds left. 394 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,720 WHISTLE BLOWS Task is over.Thanks... Oh. 395 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,400 Thank you, team. Thank you. Thank you, everyone. 396 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,840 Go team! 397 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,680 Before the VT started, I wrote down, "Not to be negative, 398 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,400 "but I predict Phil will be shit at this." 399 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:41,640 And then, within seconds, Ania said, 400 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:44,120 "I don't like leaving him unattended." 401 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,040 Unattended. I don't. 402 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:49,640 But he had a brilliant idea. Yeah. 403 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:52,360 Just whip across, pour them in. 404 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,760 Yeah. It was just, uh, a work of genius. 405 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:55,960 Are you sure that was me? 406 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,120 It was you. 407 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,440 I think so. We didn't see that coming as well. 408 00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,920 I didn't see that as a possible solution. 409 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,320 Very frustrating. 410 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,560 And, by the end of the task, 411 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,880 it was just a lovely family dynamic. Yeah. 412 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,400 Dad did the washing up while the two... 413 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,680 ..the two kids talked about wee and poo. 414 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,800 I really feel like you're the father who left me 415 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,400 and Sanjeev is the father who raised me. 416 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,880 LAUGHTER 417 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,360 Really good. Both teams were great, 418 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,080 but, obviously, the team of three... 419 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,360 Yeah. ..knocked it out of the park. 420 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:28,680 Although, I would say nearly all of them were fantastic. 421 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,640 Oh, for f... Oh. AUDIENCE: Ooh. 422 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,960 What? Well, I couldn't help but notice... 423 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,640 Oh, don't do this. 424 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,680 ..this. What? 425 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,920 Um... 426 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,240 Straw, straw. 427 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,160 There must be a straw here. 428 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,280 AUDIENCE GASP 429 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,760 Oh! 430 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:55,520 Suddenly, this daddy's looking a bit more attractive, isn't he? 431 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,560 Oh, my God. Was it just me? 432 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,640 Oh, just you, yeah. No-one else opened a door, Sanjeev. 433 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,000 Oh, my. Oh, OK. Yeah. 434 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,080 I told you to watch him, 435 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,040 you know he doesn't know what's going on half the time. 436 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,760 LAUGHTER So, what happens now? 437 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,040 You're disqualified, I'm afraid. 438 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,080 All of us? 439 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,480 AUDIENCE: Ooh. 440 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,560 Team of three, yeah. Oh, my God. 441 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,000 Yes, Reece! Yes. 442 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,120 It's a tragedy, yeah, 443 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,680 and it's really unfortunate. 444 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:20,920 But accidents happen 445 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,680 and that's the nature of the team task. 446 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,240 Sanjeev doesn't look that bothered. 447 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,320 Couldn't give a shit! 448 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,560 Sanjeev! 449 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,760 You have an OBE, some of us need this. 450 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,440 This is gonna go on my gravestone. 451 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,000 There you go. So, the scores are zero for the team of three 452 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,240 and five for the team of two. 453 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,960 I'm afraid so. Well done, Maisie. Well done, Reece. Wow. 454 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,320 SANJEEV: Sorry. Sorry. 455 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,280 Can't be helped. Scoreboard, please. 456 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,800 Yes, well, in terms of the series, 457 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,640 there's only one point separating the top two players. 458 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:52,960 Ah! Ooh. 459 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,320 And all five are still fairly close. It's exciting. Oh. 460 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,840 In this episode, Maisie's in the lead with ten. 461 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,080 Right. Next! 462 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,840 It's time to make this final suck... 463 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,000 ..in a good way! 464 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,920 Hello. Maisie. 465 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,680 Great to see you. 466 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,000 Nice to see you. We get on well, don't we? 467 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,520 For legal reasons, yes. 468 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,360 Oh. Oh. 469 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,760 Why haven't I got an envelope with some wax on it? 470 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,280 Ran out. Right. 471 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,680 {\an8}"Drink almost all the apple juice." 472 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,760 {\an8}"You must not touch the cup 473 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,480 "and the cup must not move." 474 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,480 {\an8}"Fastest wins. Your time starts now." 475 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,920 "Pythagoras, hands off." That's a clue. 476 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:55,040 Now, if my geography serves me correctly, Pythagoras is 477 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,960 a pretty cool island, 478 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,240 very rich in iron ore. 479 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,840 Think we're gonna smash it. 480 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,920 APPLAUSE 481 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:10,560 Well, I mean, I won't pretend that I got it, 482 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,080 but it's a clue, right? The mug is a clue. 483 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,760 Hmm, yes. The Pythagoras mug. 484 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,880 First up to slurp nearly all 485 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,400 the apple juice, it's my favourite musical artists, 486 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,440 Enya and Jay-Z. 487 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,720 Here we go. 488 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,680 Well, I don't think I should lick it up like a cat. 489 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,800 {\an8}I need a straw, essentially. I can move. 490 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,680 {\an8}Is there a straw anywhere? 491 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,080 Oh. 492 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,960 Underneath. There's a straw in there. 493 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,960 Is that a straw, under there? 494 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,240 I've not looked. 495 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,520 Yeah. Yeah. 496 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:50,920 Ah. 497 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,160 Fucking hell. 498 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,760 I can't do it. 499 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,080 LAUGHTER 500 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,600 Ooh! 501 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,440 Ah. 502 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,920 {\an8}I've got apple in me ear. 503 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:15,040 Oh... Oh, it's really in there. 504 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,800 SHE SPLUTTERS 505 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,440 SHE LAUGHS 506 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,000 {\an8}It's gone. Oh, it's still there? 507 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,680 I don't think you've drunk almost all of it yet. 508 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,920 Oh, you want me to lick it out of the litter tray? 509 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,960 This is degrading now. 510 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,680 SHE SIGHS 511 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,040 Hang on, I can touch that, though, can't I? 512 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,920 "Must not touch the cup and the cup..." Ah, yeah, fine. 513 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,160 Oh, there we go. 514 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,600 It does look like I'm drinking cat litter wee. 515 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,120 I've stopped the clock. 516 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,840 Bossed it. 517 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,680 A bit in the ear, but no problem. Most of it in my mouth. Yeah. 518 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,120 JUICE SWISHES IN EAR Oh, yeah. 519 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,720 Listen to that. 520 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,360 We've done all right, there. 521 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,920 You know, not a lot of dignity there, 522 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,200 but they seemed fast. 523 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,680 They didn't really use the Pythagoras clue. 524 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,520 Well, look, it's a confusing task, there's no doubt about that. 525 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,000 What that thing is is a special Pythagoras cup. 526 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,120 If you fill it over a certain level, it suddenly syphons down. 527 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,720 If you suck from the bottom, it suddenly plunges forth. 528 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,480 But you lapped it up like cats. 529 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,320 I wonder if Phil's gonna make this easy. 530 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,480 Now, as advised by several professional people, we have put 531 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,000 Phil all by himself. Here we go. 532 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,360 Oh, God. 533 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,800 Right, that's not a cup. 534 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,840 That is a cup. 535 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,960 That...I think that's apple juice. OK. 536 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,240 I can't...I haven't any got sense of smell, 537 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,840 I got hit by a football when I was nine. 538 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,560 What's this? Why is that there? 539 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,160 That's nothing. That was a mislead. 540 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,600 I don't think... 541 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,520 I think I'm missing something. 542 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:01,840 Can I leave the room? 543 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,400 All the information's on the table. 544 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,760 "Fastest wins. Your time starts..." Oh, I could've just left the room. 545 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,440 OK. What are you gonna get? 546 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,040 Well, weirdly, I was thinking tissue and then soak it up 547 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,680 and squirt it in my mouth, but maybe just a straw. 548 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,880 Well, look, the clock's ticking. 549 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,600 Is there any straws? 550 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,480 Why is there never anything you need? 551 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,480 I'm gonna smash this. 552 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,320 I panicked. Don't know why I've got the funnel. 553 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,360 What is that? This looks like it's used to... 554 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,640 ..give a...give a cow a child. 555 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:32,800 I've never seen it before. 556 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,960 Oh. 557 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,160 Almost all. That's almost. 558 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,880 What did it have to do with him? 559 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,080 Have you finished? 560 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,240 Almost. 561 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,080 I've stopped the clock. Well done, Phil. 562 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:55,760 It's like watching 563 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,520 a deleted scene from Oliver, sometimes. 564 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,240 Just this urchin looking round 565 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:03,120 a posh house, not understanding anything. 566 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,800 I've had so many insights over 567 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,800 the last few weeks into your childhood. 568 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,480 You can't smell cos you got hit in the head by a football? 569 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,520 Yeah. Can you not smell at all? 570 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,720 No. OK. 571 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,760 Although I smell five points afoot. 572 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,960 Did he get it down him, the juice? 573 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,880 Yes, he drunk nearly all of it. The times so far... 574 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,240 Ania, one minute 39. 575 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,520 Maisie, two minutes 13. 576 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,120 Phil, 14 minutes 55. 577 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,160 Oh, fuck. 578 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:30,880 OK. That's halfway through this grand final. 579 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,720 Be brave, be strong... 580 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,640 Be-eee go-oood. 581 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,480 Hello! 582 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,000 Oh, hello, everyone. 583 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,600 Welcome to the third part of our final 584 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,640 and a task involving the consumption of apple juice. 585 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:59,120 Ooh, yeah. Big time, seriously. 586 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,120 And we end with two Goliaths from 587 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,120 the world of celebrity juice-drinking, 588 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,440 Reece and Sanjeev. 589 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,320 {\an8}OK. So... Well, the theory of Py...Pythagoras, 590 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:11,720 {\an8}I think, is something about displacement, isn't it? 591 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,600 If I pour water into there, 592 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,720 more diluted apple juice will... 593 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,840 ..pour out 594 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,040 and I could start trying to drink it. 595 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,120 OK. 596 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,200 What? 597 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,280 LAUGHTER 598 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:34,640 Ah! 599 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,720 It's gone. Have you drunk almost all of it? 600 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,560 {\an8}Almost all, but there's a bit left. 601 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:46,720 {\an8}I've stopped the clock. 602 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,800 I guess I didn't need to do the thing of leaning under it 603 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,240 and dr...supping from the fountain, did I? 604 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,280 No. 605 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,120 But I did. 606 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,120 {\an8}There you go. Is that almost all? 607 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,400 {\an8}It's almost all. Do you know what just happened? 608 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,320 It's the...it's Bernoulli's theorem. 609 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:29,040 It's about displacement. And water pressure, yeah. 610 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,480 How are we spelling Bernoulli? 611 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,640 However you like. It's exactly how it, uh, sounds. 612 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,120 Bernoulli's theorem. 613 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,640 Um, can I have a wee now? 614 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,480 Yeah, I need one too. Excellent. 615 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,880 CHEERING 616 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,520 Count...countless television appearances. 617 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,200 What a career. And now this. 618 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,760 Dr Displacement. 619 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,840 That was textbook. 620 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,680 Sanjeev was completely correct. 621 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,680 It is the Bernoulli principle. I'd never heard of it, he had. 622 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,160 You must be more excited about this victory than... 623 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,000 No, I don't know if I've opened a bloody cupboard door, mate! 624 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,200 I'll tell you now, you're safe. 625 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,920 Am I? Yeah. 626 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,720 I'm still feeling bad about the cupboard door, 627 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,560 for these guys. AUDIENCE: Aw. 628 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,960 Reece... Again, knew about displacement. 629 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,840 Yeah. And then, as soon as 630 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,720 the stream started, complete breakdown. 631 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:24,760 Yeah. 632 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:28,720 I just went straight mouth to stream and was sucking on it. 633 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:29,920 I really enjoyed it, though. Uh... 634 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:30,960 Yeah. 635 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,040 It was quite... Like a robot had malfunctioned. 636 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,520 Exactly. I'm just glad that I then 637 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,400 did think to drink it from the bowl. 638 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,400 So, good. Yeah. Well, we know who's won. 639 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:40,880 So, Phil, yes, one point. 640 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,560 You were 15 minutes, almost. 641 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,000 Maisie, two minutes 13. 642 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,880 Reece, you were two minutes ten. Just three seconds quicker than Maisie. 643 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,000 Oh, Reece. 644 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,520 Ania, we know. One minute 39. 645 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:50,680 Sanjeev, 646 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,600 45 seconds! 647 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,920 CHEERING 648 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,880 Dr Displacement has struck. 649 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,480 Ah! Ay! 650 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,760 LAUGHTER 651 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,080 I can barely bring myself to ask, 652 00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:08,120 but please may we have the last task? 653 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,840 It's sad, but it's also exciting, because, 654 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,720 and get ready, this one involves the word 655 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,760 whence. 656 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,240 Whence. Ooh. 657 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,800 Ooh. You like that? 658 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:32,840 Yeah. 659 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,560 It's just floating there. Yes. 660 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,440 What? Oh, this is good. 661 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:46,240 "Make water squirt out of you in a surprising way." 662 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,960 "In 15 minutes, Alex will guess 663 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,600 "whence the water will squirt." 664 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,120 Whence. Whence. Whence. 665 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,360 I think I know what whence means, but I'm not sure. 666 00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:01,320 "For every incorrect guess, you may squirt him 667 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,720 "for one second at the end of the task." 668 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,360 "Longest time squirting Alex wins." 669 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,080 That shouldn't even be a sentence. 670 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,200 "Your time starts now." 671 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:16,440 Magic. 672 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,720 APPLAUSE 673 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,120 What's going on with you? 674 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,000 Ever since you got your new laptop, it's all... 675 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,120 It's so fast. ..it's all weird sexy stuff, isn't it? 676 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,800 I've seen... I've seen so much recently. 677 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:35,320 All right. Let's see Alex using the show to get his kicks. 678 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,120 Yes, please. We're starting with Ania's pipes 679 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,640 and Reece's pieces. 680 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,240 I can see pipes, I can see tubes. 681 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,680 I'm gonna make my first guess. 682 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,760 I think the water is gonna come out of the chest tube. 683 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,520 Wrong? That's one second of squirting. 684 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,000 Did you enjoy "chest tube"? 685 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,760 SHE LAUGHS 686 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,000 LAUGHTER AND CHEERING 687 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,480 How you doing? I'm all right. How are you doing? 688 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,000 I'm good, yeah. 689 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,800 So, I think the water is gonna squirt out of the mouth tube. 690 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,600 OK. Reece. 691 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:27,640 Yeah. 692 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,280 Are you gonna squirt me from your nose? 693 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,200 No. 694 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,600 Out of the elbow pipe? No. 695 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,840 Are you gonna squirt me from your groin? 696 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:40,880 Well, let's see, shall we? 697 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,720 No. Nothing coming? Nothing. 698 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,000 Actually there was a bit, but no. 699 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,760 I'm going with right trouser leg tube, please. 700 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,920 Negative. I can't help but notice there is 701 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,760 a hose going out of this and over there? Yes. 702 00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,760 You know what? I'm gonna follow... I'm gonna follow the hose. 703 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,880 OK, yeah. I've got to follow the hose. Follow the hose. 704 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,680 It goes in there. So, it goes up, it goes... 705 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,000 I'm not sure you can dismantle me. 706 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,120 Put that back in. That might be part of something. Thank you. 707 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,840 Right, so the hose is a red herring. 708 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,600 Well, could be. 709 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:20,920 Well, it is. I've just pulled it out. 710 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,200 This is good, the tables have turned. 711 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,520 I've given you all the information. 712 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,920 LAUGHTER 713 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,760 Your time has started. 714 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,600 I'm going round the back. There's still some more on 715 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:34,920 the front that you haven't seen, even. 716 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,040 Um, I am going round the back. OK. 717 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,920 Ah, yeah. Hello. 718 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,160 Ania, is the water gonna squirt out of the back of your head? 719 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,160 Yes. 720 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,880 Well, it's gonna do that for eight seconds. 721 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,120 Yeah. So, well done, you. Thank you. 722 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,200 Is it gonna come out of your foot? 723 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,320 HE SIGHS 724 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,400 You've got it. 725 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,720 Yeah. Thank you very much. 726 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,240 Another terrifying character... 727 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:09,880 Yes. ..to add. 728 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,600 Well, it was all about the ruses and the pipes that led to nothing. 729 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,760 Yeah. That was what you had to... 730 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,240 And yet, for the vast majority of it, 731 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,360 I just couldn't take my eyes off the nose. 732 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,160 Yes. It was quite dominant, wasn't it? Yeah. 733 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,560 How many seconds of squirting did he gain himself? 734 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,120 It took 14 guesses to find the tube. Wow. 735 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,840 And eight guesses, of course, with Ania, 736 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,360 after I... Ania. ..asked permission to go round the back. 737 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,320 Yes. 738 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,720 Making something that wasn't creepy so creepy. 739 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,080 Who's next? 740 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,760 It's now time for the cheesy guys, 741 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,000 Phil-adelphia Ellis and Maisie Edam. 742 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,480 Oh. 743 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:52,520 Hello. 744 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:54,840 I see. 745 00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,160 Well, let's start with this guy. 746 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,160 What's that one the, uh...? 747 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,200 Little yellow thigh one. 748 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,240 Yellow thigh? 749 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,280 Mm-hm. 750 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,320 No. 751 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,880 Hi. Hi, Phil. 752 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,800 You all right? It's funny when you walk into a situation. 753 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,560 I like it. Mm, I don't. 754 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,720 Quite a lot of, uh, ends of hoses. 755 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:24,000 Well, you never know, do you? You never know with a hose. 756 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,920 It looks like that's where it goes, the hose. 757 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,040 The hose goes where my rosemary grows. 758 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,800 Is that where your rosemary grows? 759 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:32,920 Yeah, it tastes rank. 760 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,200 Head tube. Think it's the head tube? 761 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,400 No dice, baby. 762 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,240 Let's go for a fish. 763 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,360 A fish? This fish. 764 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,640 My sternum fish? Mm-hm. 765 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:46,840 No. 766 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,000 Penguin. On the head? Yes. 767 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,200 No. 768 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,400 Right shoulder. 769 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,880 Wrong shoulder, baby. 770 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,960 This one. That's another guess. 771 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,400 I'm just gonna check round the back. 772 00:33:56,440 --> 00:34:00,360 {\an8}Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 773 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:01,800 I'd like to put my hand in there. 774 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,120 I'd like you to. 775 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,320 Right wrist. No. 776 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:05,760 Left wrist. No. 777 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,000 Can I have a delve? It's a welcome mat. Crack on. 778 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,760 I just want to see if it's going up or down. 779 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,600 I don't know if you're allowed... 780 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:12,840 That was my penis. 781 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,120 Right elbow. No. 782 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,480 Left elbow. No. 783 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,680 Racking them seconds up, Alex. 784 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:22,800 25... 39, 40, 41. Yeah. ..27, 28, 29. 785 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,000 I mean, I can see that some 786 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:28,480 of these aren't going anywhere. 30, 31, 32, 33, 34. 787 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:29,840 Quick check round the back. 788 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,120 I... 789 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,280 Maisie, are you going to squirt me out of your arse? 790 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,320 Yeah. 791 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:49,200 OK. 21 seconds of squirting... 792 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,400 21 seconds? 793 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,440 Yeah. 794 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,480 I can see a crease in your left boot. 795 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,200 Oh, hello. We've got a winner. 796 00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,200 So... 45 seconds. 797 00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,280 45 seconds? 798 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,760 I don't think I feel comfortable wasting that much water. 799 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,640 There's been a few tasks 800 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,920 in this series where Maisie looked incredibly pleased 801 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:15,280 with herself and smug, and it's always ended in disaster. 802 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,440 But that time, well deserved. Yep. 803 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,360 Pleased with herself throughout, 804 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:24,160 and then delighted that she's gonna squirt you from her arse. 805 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,040 And as for the porcupine poet of squirting... 806 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:33,920 Similar tactic, to cover himself in stuff. Yeah. 807 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,800 And some lovely messages for the kids, there. 808 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,080 "Are you gonna put your hand in there?" 809 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,200 "I'd like to." "I'd like you to." 810 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:41,320 That's consent. 811 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,520 APPLAUSE 812 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,800 Just one more small part left. 813 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,720 Who will squirt Alex for the longest? 814 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,240 Who will win the trophy? 815 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,000 And who will take home the last 816 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,000 and, I imagine, the strongest 817 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,320 of Sanjeev's urine samples? 818 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,720 Stay tuned. 819 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,040 Hello. Here we are then, 820 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,600 the last part of our final 821 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,360 and our 20th adventure together, 822 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,840 my little friend. 823 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:23,000 SYNTH BEAT PLAYS 824 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,080 We got it together, didn't we, babe? We got it together. 825 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,160 Finally. 826 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,000 LAUGHTER 827 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,440 Here we go, then. Just one more person for me 828 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,040 to guess from whence the water will come. 829 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,280 And it is Sanjeev Bhaskar like you've never seen him before. 830 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,120 Hi, Sanjeev. 831 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,320 OK. 832 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:03,560 Sanjeev, my first guess, are you gonna squirt me from your mouth? 833 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:08,720 Are you gonna squirt me out of your sort of eyes? 834 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,240 Are you gonna squirt me out of your bosoms? 835 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,400 From your tummy? 836 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,560 Can I see your hands? 837 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,880 Right, well... OK, so... 838 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,960 You've got lots of water balloons on your...strapped to your chest. 839 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,320 Are you gonna squirt me from your chest area? 840 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:27,400 From your legs? 841 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,320 From your behind? 842 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,360 Armpits? 843 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,440 Flanks? 844 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:33,720 Flanks? 845 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,840 Flanks. 846 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,120 No. 847 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,800 Would you mind opening up a little bit more for me? 848 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,680 Right. 849 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,640 Are you going to squirt me from your crotch? 850 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,960 Feet? Ears? Hands? 851 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,120 Knees? Neck? Shins? 852 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,120 Nape? From your hips? Top of the head? 853 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,520 Lower back? Shoulders? Tummy button? 854 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,080 Nostrils? Forehead? 855 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,960 That is all of you. 856 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,080 Are you gonna squirt me? 857 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,200 From your body? 858 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,520 From here to here? 859 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:14,840 This side of you? Right, OK. 860 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,560 OK. Elbow? 861 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,360 You're gonna squirt me from your elbow? 862 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,600 Whew, OK. 863 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:27,600 You're... Oh. 864 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:31,000 Flanks? Flanks? 865 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,560 I would add another 20 minutes onto that for your sheer desperation. 866 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,960 Another character that will endure, I'm sure. 867 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,480 Who was that man of mystery? 868 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:45,520 Flanks. 869 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,760 Flanks? 870 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,240 He was so upset by me suggesting flanks. 871 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,120 I just think, generally, they're irritated by you this series. 872 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,640 Yeah. I agree with that. 873 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,040 You didn't stand a chance. 874 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,640 Yeah, there were 29 guesses. So, it's another nearly 875 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,040 half a minute of squirting I'm gonna have in a second. 876 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,120 Points-wise, Ania, just the one point. 877 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,480 It's two to Reece with his 14 questions, 878 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,400 three to Maisie, four to Sanjeev. 879 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,480 But Phil, with his 45 questions, five points. 880 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,200 Here they are, then. Your class of series 20 881 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,240 simply squirting. 882 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,560 Water on, please. 883 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,040 LAUGHTER 884 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:37,840 Squirt. 885 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,280 This is the best fun I've had yet. 886 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,360 Four, five, six, seven, 887 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:05,120 eight, nine, ten, 11, 12, 13... 888 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,960 APPLAUSE 889 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:19,640 You keep on aiming for the face. 890 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,360 I'm trying to open my eyes to look at my watch. 891 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,200 No. You're not allowed. 892 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:24,560 Three seconds left. 893 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,360 I'm happy with that. Mm. 894 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,600 Thank you very much, Sanjeev. 895 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,120 Thank you for squirting me for 29 seconds. 896 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,280 Triumph. 897 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,320 Did you piss yourself? 898 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,000 I didn't piss myself, Ania. 899 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,400 I'm 46. 900 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,680 Finally. That's another one off the bucket list. 901 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:49,280 Now all I've got to do is marry a swan. 902 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,600 I need length! 903 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,720 It's difficult to know who enjoyed it the most, isn't it, really? 904 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,240 All my dreams came true. 905 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:05,600 But the...the targeted crotch squirting from Reece was good. 906 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,240 But facially, the person enjoying it most, 907 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,320 was you. 908 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,160 You looked like a 12-year-old. 909 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,360 Oh. She was so accurate. 910 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,280 All so great. So satisfying. 911 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:20,360 Hmm. 912 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,160 Series-wise, there is still just one point in it at the top. 913 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,280 Oh. What? Oh. AUDIENCE: Ooh. 914 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,080 OK, everyone, I'm afraid it's time for you all 915 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,200 to make your way to the stage 916 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:32,960 for the final task of the series. 917 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 918 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,280 What a lovely collection of final pirates. 919 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:42,920 Who's gonna read the task out? 920 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,040 I think Reece is gonna read the final task. 921 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,240 A correspondence. 922 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:52,080 "Respond to the Taskmaster correctly. 923 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:55,040 "When he says wibble, you say bibble. 924 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,400 "When he says bibble, you say bam. 925 00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:01,680 "When he says bam, you say wibble bibble bam. 926 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:05,960 "If you dither or err, you are eliminated. 927 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,080 "Last player standing wins." 928 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,400 So, Greg will look at one of you, 929 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,160 and that's who he's talking to. 930 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,120 You must respond correctly and quickly. 931 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,200 If there's too much of a pause, you will be eliminated. 932 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:20,320 If you make a mistake, you're out 933 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,040 and you have to sit on the elimination bench over there. 934 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,800 Wibble bam. I will blow the whistle if there's a mistake. 935 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,440 Wibble bibble bam. 936 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,520 Here we go. 937 00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:28,920 Wibble. Bibble. 938 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,680 Bibble. Bam. 939 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,880 Bam. Wibble bibble bam. 940 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,680 Wibble. Bam. 941 00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:39,840 WHISTLE BLOWS Fuck. 942 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,640 APPLAUSE 943 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,760 It's always bibble after wibble. 944 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:44,800 That is cruel. 945 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,000 Now there are four. 946 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,640 Wibble. Bibble. 947 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,600 Bam. Wibble bibble bam. 948 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,080 Bam. Wibble bibble bam. 949 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,320 Bibble. Bam. 950 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,800 Wibble. Bibble. 951 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:56,840 Bam. 952 00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:57,920 Wibble bibble bam. 953 00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,680 Bibble. Bam. 954 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:01,680 Wibble. Bibble. 955 00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:03,640 Bam. Wibble bibble bam. 956 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:04,680 Bibble. 957 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:05,800 Bib...bam. 958 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,880 WHISTLE BLOWS AUDIENCE: Oh! 959 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:08,920 Unlucky. 960 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,240 ANIA: That was impressive, really. 961 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,320 What a terrible day for feminism. 962 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,040 LAUGHTER 963 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,320 Silence! 964 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,800 Wenches on the benches. 965 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:24,800 Are you ready? Yeah. 966 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,720 Bam. Wibble bibble bam. 967 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,120 Bibble. Bam. 968 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,480 Bibble. Bam. 969 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,400 Bam. Wibble bibble bam. 970 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,520 Bibble. Wibble. 971 00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,680 W-w-wait a second. I went wrong. 972 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:36,680 We've lost Reece. Oh. He said, "Bibble," he said, "Wibble." 973 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:38,200 Oh, he's gone. That's not right, surely. 974 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,840 I protest, Your Majesty! 975 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,760 APPLAUSE 976 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,360 This is the final. Here we go. 977 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,200 Bam. Wibble bibble bam. 978 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:48,280 Bibble. Bam. 979 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:49,400 Wibble. Bibble. 980 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,000 Wibble. Bibble. 981 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,000 Bam. Wibble bibble bam. 982 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,280 Bibble. Bam. 983 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,960 Bibble. Bam. 984 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,840 Bam. Wibble bibble bam. 985 00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:58,960 Wibble. Bibble. 986 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,080 Bibble. Bam. 987 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,240 Bam. Wibble bibble bam. 988 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,040 Bam. Wibble bibble bam. 989 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:05,680 Bibble. Wibble. 990 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,720 Wibble. WHISTLE BLOWS 991 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:08,880 AUDIENCE: Oh! Oh! 992 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,040 Aye, yay! 993 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,480 You soft-haired lovely. 994 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:15,520 Congratulations. 995 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,240 We'll add that to the final scores. Come down and join me! 996 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,360 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 997 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:24,720 Whoo. Oh. 998 00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,920 What a climax to the series. 999 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,880 I was genuinely shaking afterwards. 1000 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,280 Yeah, but well done. Five points, of course, to Phil Ellis. 1001 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,280 CHEERING 1002 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:37,160 And so, we'll deal with the episode first, I imagine. 1003 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,000 Of course. It means that in joint second, 1004 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,200 with 16 points, 1005 00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:42,000 it's Reece and Sanjeev. 1006 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:44,520 But the winner... 1007 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,920 ..with 17 points, 1008 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,480 it's Maisie Adam! 1009 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,920 Maisie Adam wins the episode. 1010 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:58,000 Please stroll up to the stage to be triumphant with your tubes. 1011 00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,640 CHEERING 1012 00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,360 Whoo! 1013 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,240 Ra-aaa-ah! 1014 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,240 Hello, my friends. 1015 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:13,240 The crowning of a new Taskmaster champion is 1016 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:17,120 a historic event which we celebrate just twice a year. 1017 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,920 That's right, quite often. 1018 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,880 But it remains of great significance, 1019 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:25,080 and so, now, I call upon my administrator, Alex. 1020 00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:26,880 Mm. Just how close was this? 1021 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,280 I must tell you that in fifth place, 1022 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,440 but just a handful of points away from the others... 1023 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,560 ..one of my all-time heroes, it's Sanjeev Bhaskar 1024 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,920 with 143 points. 1025 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:42,880 Just five points ahead of Sanjeev, with 148 points... 1026 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,040 ..another of my heroes, it's Reece Shearsmith. 1027 00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:52,960 And only a few points above that, with 151 points, 1028 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,440 it's Phil Ellis... 1029 00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,280 ..and Maisie Adam... 1030 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:02,880 We both came second. 1031 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,720 ..and Ania Magliano! 1032 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,840 What? We all got joint? 1033 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,280 What? Joint? Joint first. Are we joint? 1034 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:12,680 We've joint won? 1035 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,520 It's never happened before. 1036 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,160 It is a series tie-break. 1037 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,440 A three-way. 1038 00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,240 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1039 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:24,400 Yes, it's the most important tie-break in the world. 1040 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,000 We want you to think back 1041 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:31,120 and tell us how many letter T's are there 1042 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:34,240 in the portrait of me and Greg in the living room? 1043 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,600 Oh. Are you fucking joking? Come on. 1044 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:38,680 Closest wins. 1045 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:40,360 You're gonna have some cards to write down your answers. 1046 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,880 What do you mean, T's? 1047 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,520 The letter T. There are... 1048 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,000 As in it's actually written down? 1049 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,240 There were letter T's on the picture 1050 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,720 the whole time you were there. 1051 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,560 They were hidden within the painting. 1052 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,520 And what, uh, roughly how many is it? 1053 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,600 Write down a number, nice and clear, 1054 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,080 and then keep it to yourself. 1055 00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:01,800 Philip? 1056 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,960 How many T's were hidden in the painting? 1057 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,480 Maisie? 1058 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:06,520 Ania? 1059 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,520 Here is the picture. 1060 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,400 You can see a T here, 1061 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:11,440 here, 1062 00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,520 here on my dungarees. 1063 00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:14,560 Oh. 1064 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,560 Here on the doorbell. Oh. 1065 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,240 And that is all the T's. There are four T's. 1066 00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,600 We have a winner! 1067 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,880 Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. 1068 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:25,280 The new Taskmaster champion 1069 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,880 is Maisie Adam! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1070 00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,880 Subtitles by Red Bee Media