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SHE GIGGLES

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SHE BURBLES LOUDLY

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RADIO STATIC

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hello, I'm Greg Davies, and I wish
you a warm welcome

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to the Taskmaster grand final!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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When Edmund Hillary was asked why he
felt the need to conquer Everest,

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he reportedly replied,
"Because it's there."

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We like to think that if he'd been
asked to catapult a shoe

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into a bath using his feet,

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or chuck himself through a
Christmas-tree-bagging machine,

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he would've said the same.

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We repeatedly contacted his
surviving family for comment,

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and they have threatened
a multilayered legal action.

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Proof, if it was needed,
that winning Taskmaster

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is better than climbing
Mount Everest.

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Who are the bold adventurers
vying to erase Hillary's legacy?

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Why, it's Daisy May Cooper!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Johnny Vegas!

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Katherine Parkinson!

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Mawaan Rizwan!

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And Richard Herring!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And next to me,
my very own Sherpa Tenzing.

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A loyal and honest companion,
except when it comes to his taxes,

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which, he admitted to me over
a few drinks recently,

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he's been fiddling for a decade.

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It's little Alex Horne!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hello, Greg. All right, hello.
Oh, I'm so excited.

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You must be, it's the grand final.

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And I've got my new suit on. Yeah.

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I've had it adapted. You'll notice
I've got zips here,

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and here and here and here.
It's a hiking suit.

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OK. I can't display it all now,
because I'm not hiking.

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But later on I might hike and then
I will display

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the full range of the suit.

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All right, then.
Something to look forward to.

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What have we got for the
final prize task category, Alex?

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Well, I'm going to tell you now
in my best grand final voice.

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NORMAL VOICE: It's the greatest
collection.

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LAUGHTER
You know collections?

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Like the ones I had from my
childhood

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which you made me throw away?
Those things.

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But our cast still have theirs and
they've brought them in.

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The greatest, as judged by you,
will get five massive points, Greg.

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And at the end of the show,
the overall winner

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will have to find space for
five great collections.

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Katherine? My great collection — for
the last, I would say, six months,

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I've been making,
almost compulsively, clay masks.

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I can't stop.
Specifically for this show?

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No! God, no.
LAUGHTER

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Just, erm... I just had this urge to
work with clay.

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Yep. Quite often male faces.
Right.

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Everything cool at home?
I think it might be a breakdown.

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There's Katherine's collection.
It's interesting.

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I expected them to be better
than they are.

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LAUGHTER
That's the truth.

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I know what you mean.
LAUGHING: I know what you mean.

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I can't really...

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Did you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Is it egotistical that I've already
found myself in that collection,

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and it looks like I've got
a head cold.

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Second one?
LAUGHTER

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I mean, honestly...
It's more a mood...

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I've grown very fond of you,
but they're rubbish.

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They're rubbish.
KATHERINE CHORTLES

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Mawaan?
This is one of my hobbies, yeah?

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Basically, I paint emojis onto jars.

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I call them emo-jars. Emo-jars.

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This is what they look like.
Here we go.

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Oh! Look at that.

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Oh, bully for you. Yeah.
LAUGHTER

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I mean, to my untrained
artistic eye,

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you know, they're...they're
actually good.

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Also, I made one special for
this show as well. Here it is.

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Oh, you... ALL: Aww!

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You smooth bastard.

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I mean, I absolutely love it. Yeah?

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Have you ever thought about
collaborating with another artist?

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Johnny, what collection
have you brought in?

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Recently, I've started to collect
pub signs.

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Here are the pub signs. Right.

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Oh. They're quite nice.

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I've got a particularly difficult
garden wall

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and the plaster won't stick to it.
So I'm gonna do it in pub signs.

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And do what every alcoholic
ultimately does —

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create a pub at home.

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Well, I think they're nice and I'd
sort of like to own them.

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Have you thought about mounting them
on the wall

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and maybe mix some original art
with them?

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Well, I've considered masks.
LAUGHTER

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I like your pub signs.
They're really nice. Richard?

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Now, this, to give it some context,

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is something that, as a child,
I collected unironically...

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Uh-oh. But it is the best collection
of worthless things.

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I mean, it's heartbreaking already.

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Coins, and a couple of badges, from
Richard. Couple of badges as well.

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I mean, what strikes me about it,
Richard,

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is there's not that many coins
there. I know, it's not very many.

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It's pathetic!
It's a tiny collection.

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That's why I said it's the best
collection of worthless things.

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I would rather have my entire house
lined with Katherine's masks

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than take that home.

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Whoa. OK.
I mean, well done, Richard.

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It's one of the worst prizes brought
in all series. Thank you.

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Fantastic. One left. Daisy?

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A collection of electronic voice
phenon...phenonemons...

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ph-phenonemon, er...

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OK, so basically,
ghosts I've recorded on camera.

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OK, let's stick with the word
for a bit.

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Phenonemons... Nope.
Electronic voice phemonemons... No.

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LAUGHTER

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VOICE BREAKING:
Electronic voice phemonemons.

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Nope. Closest, though, I think.
Yeah, that was not bad.

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Electronic voice phenonemons. No!

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Electronic voice phenomenons! Yes!

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APPLAUSE

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And here are her
electronic voice phenomenons.

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I really want to have a listen.

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Well, open your mind and listen to
this. Close my eyes, open my mind.

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MUFFLED STATIC
DAISY: 'If there's anybody in here,'

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'can you whisper or talk into the
microphone which is here.'

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ETHEREAL VOICE ON TAPE
Did you hear that?

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It says, "Don't be afraid."
And it's an ethereal woman's voice.

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I definitely heard that.
And I find that...

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That makes me know 1,000%
that spirits exist.

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Where were you for the first one?
In hospital.

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The second one,
the ghost doesn't say,

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"I'm just gonna take your
temperature"?

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LAUGHTER

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Here's another one.

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'Is there anybody here that has
a message for me?'

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ETHEREAL VOICE ON TAPE

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What did the ghost say?
"In the light." "In the light."

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I just think that that's
extraordinary.

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MAWAAN: Yeah, that's some
freaky shit, come on.

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If you ridicule this,
I'll be extremely upset.

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I'm not that kind of guy.

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LAUGHTER

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I mean,
the first one was pretty creepy.

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Well, it's time to decide -
first task of the final.

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Obviously, that collection of coins
is heartbreakingly the worst.

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Ah. One point for Richard Herring.
Which is coming in fourth place?

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Katherine, sorry.
Katherine Parkinson gets two points.

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I am winded. Next, Johnny's
pub signs, three points.

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Three points for three pub signs.
Erm... Four points to Daisy.

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Four points to Daisy.
And, erm, Mawaan...

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basically because he flattered me,
I guess,

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for his glittery jars gets
the five points.

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Five points to Mawaan Rizwan!
We're off!

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Right, let's keep this thing off
big time!

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Yes, a big start for our final
with an eensy-weensy task.

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I don't like this room.
Bad things happen in this room.

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Hello.
ALEX: You seem a bit surprised.

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I am a bit surprised.

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"Put these wellies on
the spider's feet."

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"You must carry a welly
at all times,

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"but you must never carry more
than three wellies."

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"You must not cut, untie or snap
the twine." Obviously!

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I want to locate the spider first.

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You must read the whole task.

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"Fastest wins.
Your time starts now."

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Well, first of all,
where's the spider?

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No, first of all, please carry
a welly. Oh. Thank you, Katherine.

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Good. That's an unusual way of
picking something up.

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Well, I was trying to think
outside the box. Yep.

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Put your fist in it, why not?

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Why not?
KATHERINE CHORTLES

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RICHARD CHUCKLES
Good, let's crack on.

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Complicated string contraption,
they've got to get

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each of the eight wellies on each of
the spider's eight legs.

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They have to carry one welly
at all times.

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It takes two to tangle,
so those two are Daisy and Richard,

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first of all. Yes, please.
Two leaders.

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So, I've got to find a spider.
Where's the spider?

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Aha! OK, I found the spider.

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SCREAMING

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Oh, I see!
DAISY LAUGHS

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OK, first one.

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Oh, I've got to be carrying a welly
at all times. Oh, for God's sake.

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I'm just trying to think
logistically before I go nuts.

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WHISPERING: That's fine.

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I've run out of len...stuff.
I can move the spider, right?

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Oh, God!

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Here we go. Take two.

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Some of the spider's legs have
come off.

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Yes! First one!

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Two wellies!

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You just got to get on with the job,
whatever your talents are.

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This isn't one of my talents.

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I-I'll take another welly, I think,
cos that might speed things up.

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WHISPERING: Oh, for Go...

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Oh, this is great. I should've
been doing this from the start.

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This is great!

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So, now I've got to put a
spider's leg back on.

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SIGHING: Oh! That has actually
worked out really well.

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Do you want me to stop the clock?

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WHISTLE BLOWS, RICHARD CHUCKLES

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APPLAUSE

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"This is great."
Twice. Yeah, "This is great."

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"This is great." "This has actually
gone really well."

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When it comes to sticking wellies
on a giant spider,

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you two guys pretty much nailed it.

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I mean, this is why the two are
currently in the lead.

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They're very good at this
sort of thing.

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And Richard even took two wellies
out straightaway, I noticed.

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It's this new-found confidence since
his big acting break.

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LAUGHTER

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You wear it well. Thank you.

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Daisy put all the wellies
on the feet

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in eight minutes and eight seconds.

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What about Laurence Olivier,
how did he do?

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11 minutes 48.
DAISY EXCLAIMS

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We have only three parts
of precious time left together.

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Let's take the edge off this sadness

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by buying some things from the nice
advertising people.

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Thanks, capitalism!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hello, and welcome back to the
second part of tonight's final.

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Wh... So sorry.

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Where the hell have you been?
I was just doing a little...

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And what happens when you're late?

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Do I have to do it now? You have to
sing your late song.

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LAUGHTER

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GREG TAPPING RHYTHMICALLY
# Sorry, sorry, sorry

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♪ I'm a naughty boy

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♪ Sorry, sorry, sorry
I don't deserve a toy

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♪ I need my milk, I need my milk

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♪ I'm not allowed the milk today ♪

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Before the break, we saw Richard
and Daisy discover a giant spider

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in the Taskmaster bath
and successfully boot it up.

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Next, we are going to see Johnny and
Mawaan giving it some welly.

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Where's the spider?
I'm guessing I've got to find it.

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Spider, spider, spider, spider!

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BOTH: Oh! MAWAAN: Shit.
You m... Right.

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Can I move the spi..? Come on, you.

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I told the dole I couldn't
climb ladders and look at me now.

238
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,800
You can't use this footage!

239
00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:59,360
Three. I'll take a shorter route.
OK.

240
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,480
Can you help, Alex? No.
MAWAAN LAUGHS

241
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,520
It's always worth asking, though,
innit?

242
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,560
No more than three.

243
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:19,800
JOHNNY SIGHS
I've got four wellies on.

244
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,840
You know the legs come off?

245
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,320
The legs come off.

246
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,520
And I swear to God, if you sent
a picture of this to my agent,

247
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,520
she'd put him up for
a casting partner for me.

248
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,680
Woo-hoo!

249
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:38,120
Do they look like my legs?
Come get me, boys!

250
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,680
I don't fancy this.
Stop distracting me, Alex.

251
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,240
Have you figured something out?
Where are you going? Out.

252
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:46,520
Are all the wellies on the spider?
Oh, God, all of them?!

253
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,200
Why are you letting me
make idle chitchat?

254
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:53,040
Come on, spider. Oh, oh, shit,
I'm missing a leg.

255
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,200
What? What?

256
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,760
Has anyone seen a leg? Oh, shit. OK.

257
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:03,000
So, where's this other welly, then?
Where's my other welly?!

258
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,640
Did I lose a welly?
Shit, I dropped it on the way.

259
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,680
I didn't lose a welly!
You didn't lose a welly?

260
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,800
Just a leg off a giant spider.

261
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,880
Right, stop the clock. There we go.

262
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:17,320
I'm getting proper stressed now.
The string broke.

263
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:21,120
HE SHOUTS
Damn spider!

264
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,160
Where have you hid your other leg?!

265
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,520
Oh, there it is. Sorry.

266
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,560
Right. Stop the clock?
Thank you, Johnny.

267
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,720
APPLAUSE

268
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,440
I have good days and bad days.

269
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:37,720
A lot of bad. And I bet
there's gonna be summat about

270
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,960
the welly's come unattached.

271
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,760
Did it break? Yeah, he shouted,
"The string broke,"

272
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,880
at the top of his voice. Oh, yeah.

273
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:49,320
But, Taskmaster, if it wasn't that
well attached in the first place,

274
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:52,280
should I be punished for the fact
that you're not good at knots?

275
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,200
OK, was it tied on well?
I suppose all I can say

276
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:58,040
is it was tied on the same
for everyone. Right, fine.

277
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,240
I thought Mawaan was
the consummate professional,

278
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:05,000
because he worked out
that the spider's legs came off,

279
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:07,040
which is a bit of lateral thinking.

280
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:10,480
And he stopped for a lovely cabaret
halfway through.

281
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,200
Well, if he'd completely stopped,
then, he would've been very fast.

282
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,320
But he insisted on putting them all
back on the spider.

283
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,400
It didn't say the spider had to
be complete at the end.

284
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,280
Oh, but you could've said then,
instead of now.

285
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:20,920
You wouldn't let me. Oh.

286
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,120
All right, finally,
it's Katherine Parkinson's turn.

287
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:26,160
Let's watch it and then find out
what everyone thinks about it.

288
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,280
"Put these wellies on the
spider's feet."

289
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,880
OK. Where's the spider?

290
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:39,520
I think that's a question you're
gonna have to answer yourself. OK.

291
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,560
Oh, OK. There isn't a spider.

292
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,040
Is that the spider? I don't...
No, it's not.

293
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,080
SHE LAUGHS

294
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:49,840
"Put these wellies on
THE spider's feet." Hmm.

295
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,280
"Put these wellies on the
spider's feet."

296
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,400
You OK? Yeah. Are you OK?

297
00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,000
Yes, yes. Am I the spider?

298
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,800
Do you think you're the spider? No.

299
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:05,160
But I could be if that's what you
want me to be.

300
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,840
I'll be anything you want me to be
if it means I win.

301
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,520
Well, it's all up to you.
All the information's on the task.

302
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,720
Well, it's not, though, is it?
SHE LAUGHS

303
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:18,000
"Put these wellies on the
spider's feet." What fucking spider?

304
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:21,640
Spider's feet... "Put these wellies
on the spider's feet."

305
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:25,080
So I can't be the spider,
because the spider would have...

306
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,120
eight...

307
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,480
Oh, my God.

308
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,560
Ah!

309
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,520
Yeah. I know exactly
what's going on.

310
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,560
Right. OK.

311
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,360
Yep.

312
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,800
One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight. So, that's the spider.

313
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:52,000
It feels like I'm missing something
here, but...

314
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,280
I feel like...

315
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,320
Then...

316
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,040
I've stopped the clock.

317
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,080
Have I missed something?
LAUGHTER

318
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,400
Is there a massive spider
out here or something?

319
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,440
Have I missed something?

320
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,480
APPLAUSE

321
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,520
Well...
KATHERINE CHORTLES

322
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,760
Interesting. Mm. My instinct was
to think,

323
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:19,680
"Has the celebrated actress,
Katherine Parkinson,"

324
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,000
"just put a load of wellies
on some table legs?"

325
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,040
LAUGHTER

326
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,880
"Not even for a second considered
there might be a spider"

327
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,320
"outside of the room.
Not even for a second."

328
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,640
"Even though the wellies were
clearly tied to"

329
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,080
"lengthy pieces of cord."

330
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:40,480
"Not for a second considered that
the spider might be elsewhere"

331
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,800
"other than in the one room that
she's in." That was my instinct.

332
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:47,240
And then I remembered Katherine's
an artist.

333
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,280
ALEX LAUGHS

334
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:53,560
And maybe, and it's up for debate,
she just created a spider.

335
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,600
What is a spider?

336
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,040
A spider. Not table legs.

337
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,920
Well... Well, it's not a massive
stuffed toy either. Ooh.

338
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,960
MAWAAN: Look, a cat! It's a cat!

339
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,160
LAUGHTER

340
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,200
I don't think it was a spider.

341
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,240
But I do admire the thinking
and I'm going to give away

342
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:13,360
one of my golden bonus points
to Katherine.

343
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,440
And the others? The actual
quickest person was Daisy

344
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,480
with her eight minutes,
eight seconds. Great.

345
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,520
Johnny was the next quickest,
nine minutes, ten.

346
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,560
But he did snap the twine.

347
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,000
How many points are you giving
to Johnny Vegas?

348
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,720
None! Oh, my God.

349
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,680
And in the long run,
it's good for him!

350
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,720
So, just to sum up,
it's nought points to Johnny Vegas.

351
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,880
One point to Katherine,
three to Richard,

352
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:39,360
four to Mawaan, and the winner with
five to Daisy May Cooper.

353
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,000
APPLAUSE
She's running away with it.

354
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:46,320
Would you like to see the series
scoreboard, Greg? Oh, God. Would I?

355
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,920
We've got Katherine on 111,
then it goes up to Johnny on 133,

356
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,440
Mawaan 143, Richard 149,

357
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:56,920
and just three ahead with
three tasks to go, Daisy at 152.

358
00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,240
Whoa!
What's the score in the episode?

359
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,280
In the episode,
we've got joint leaders,

360
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,600
Daisy and Mawaan on nine points.

361
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,080
APPLAUSE

362
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,120
Hey, what have we got next?

363
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:12,160
Sadly, it's the last team task
of the series, Greg. Oh.

364
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,280
But it's one that, in theory,
should involve a lot of harmony.

365
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,560
Hello, Mawaan. Hi. Hello, Johnny.

366
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,600
Hi, Alex. Hello, Katherine.

367
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,840
Hello. Hello, Richard. Hello, Daisy.

368
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,640
Right, I'm the shorter one, so I'll
stand by this microphone, shall I?

369
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:45,160
Oh, my goodness. Is this karaoke?
I have a feeling it might be.

370
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,400
I really hope we're going to get
to sing.

371
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,640
Right, here we go.

372
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,680
"Perform this song."

373
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:57,120
"You have 20 minutes to prepare for
your performance.

374
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,520
"You have 20 minutes."
Oh, we don't need that.

375
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:03,320
"Best all-round performance wins.
Your time starts now."

376
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:06,000
I've never heard of this song.
I've not heard of it, so...

377
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,040
Would you like to hear it?
Yeah. Yes, please.

378
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,080
MUSIC PLAYS

379
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,280
♪ Oooh...

380
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,800
MAWAAN: What the hell?
KATHERINE: I don't know this song.

381
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,840
What's this song?

382
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:24,360
KATHERINE SINGS ALONG SOFTLY

383
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,160
Oh, God!

384
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:38,520
So, you're going to be blue, then?
Green together.

385
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,560
KATHERINE SINGS ALONG

386
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,760
Who wants to go high?
Oh, I'll go high.

387
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,840
JOHNNY SINGS ALONG

388
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:54,400
Great. Lovely. Well, seeing
it's a song about trust...

389
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:57,200
I mean, I feel the choreography
should be a lot of trust exercises.

390
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,240
Yeah, we could do that, yeah.

391
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,400
KATHERINE: I think we should get
some moves as well.

392
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,960
Yeah. I want to bring some, like,
sex appeal to it. Oh, my gosh.

393
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,360
It'll be like Sugababes.

394
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,920
That's a horse bridle, is it?
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's quite good.

395
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,120
I could ride you like a horse,
or vice versa.

396
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,160
Oh, my God.
LAUGHTER

397
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,320
I mean, it's funny, though,
isn't it?

398
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,360
How, when a couple...

399
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,760
start to make sense.

400
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,360
Who would've thought that in just
a couple of short episodes,

401
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,400
we'd go from hippo-gate

402
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:29,120
to you suggesting that you put
a bridle on her.

403
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,720
I mean, Katherine just started doing
the task immediately

404
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,000
without even knowing what
the task is,

405
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:38,400
such is the power of her will
to perform.

406
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,480
Let's see the songs, I can't wait.

407
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,160
OK, well, we'll start with the
happy couple, if that's all right?

408
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,200
And they did take it seriously.
Daisy asked,

409
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,240
"Are we sure it's in 4/4?"
LAUGHTER

410
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:53,960
So, here we go. With some great
choreography, it's Richard and Judy.

411
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:03,360
♪ Oooh, oooh

412
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:07,240
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah

413
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,760
BOTH: # Yeah, yeah, yeah!

414
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:22,160
♪ If you find that you trust someone
when they give you advice

415
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,800
♪ If you believe their expertise

416
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:30,160
♪ They don't need to tell you twice

417
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,120
♪ Tell that person

418
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:38,520
♪ That they're the one
who makes you feel good

419
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,880
♪ Tell that person

420
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:46,000
♪ That they're the one
who makes you feel good

421
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,800
BOTH: # Find somebody
Somebody you trust

422
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:53,680
♪ Because they're the person
that makes you feel good

423
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:57,440
♪ Find somebody
Somebody you trust

424
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:02,000
♪ Because they're the person who
makes you feel good ♪

425
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,240
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

426
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,760
RICHARD: Ended with a trust fall.

427
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:13,440
There was a trust fall.
There was perfect choreography.

428
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:18,080
Richard brilliantly reprised the
character from the bush.

429
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,120
LAUGHTER

430
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,080
Of course he did. So much range.

431
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,720
It's amazing. Genuinely was
brilliant.

432
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,480
And I know this is weird.
I've written down,

433
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,640
"I am inexplicably moved."

434
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,120
Do you know what was
lovely about it?

435
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,440
Is he really took charge
in this one,

436
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:41,240
and suddenly I had a respect for him
that I'd never had before or after.

437
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,400
For the first time.

438
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:47,360
It's almost like, through the power
of song, you made Richard a man.

439
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:52,120
Richard's voice was so muscular and
Daisy's was two octaves higher

440
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,360
than we thought anyone was
going to go. Yeah.

441
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,040
It was almost... I mean,
you almost sounded like a ghost.

442
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,080
LAUGHTER

443
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,680
For God's sake!

444
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,360
OK, stop! Stop! Stop what you're
doing and listen.

445
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,920
Someone's going to win some
awful collections soon,

446
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,200
and then we're going to crown
a new Taskmaster champion.

447
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,320
If that's not enough to get you
off the toilet

448
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:17,600
after your biscuit-driven plop,
then I don't know what is.

449
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,640
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

450
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,480
Hello! Here we are again.
It's Taskmaster, it's part three,

451
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,520
it's the final, and on top of that,

452
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,560
there was a karaoke contest
going on.

453
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,120
Before the break,
Richard and Daisy line-danced

454
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,600
a spectacular performance to
Will Collier's Somebody You Trust,

455
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,640
a brand-new song neither team
had heard before.

456
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,680
Now it's the other team's turn,
and bravely,

457
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,080
they attempted to sing it without
ever having listened to it

458
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,120
all the way through. Good luck!

459
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:59,200
MAWAAN: Ha ha!
KATHERINE: # Oooh, oooh, oooh

460
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,520
Let's get crazy with this one!
# Yeah, yeah, yeah!

461
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

462
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,400
This is for all the people out there
who need someone to trust.

463
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:11,400
Speak your truth, Katherine.
# Yeah, yeah # Yeah, yeah

464
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:16,600
♪ If you find that you trust someone
# Who do you trust?

465
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:20,080
♪ Then give you advice
# The advice you're giving me

466
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:23,120
♪ If you believe their expertise

467
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:26,440
♪ They don't need to tell you twice

468
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,240
♪ Ain't gonna tell you twice

469
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,160
♪ Tell the person they're the one
# Tell the person

470
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:35,240
Sing it, Johnny!
# Who makes you feel good!

471
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,880
Speak your truth.
# Tell that person

472
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,000
♪ You're the one
Yeah.

473
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,360
♪ They're the one who makes you
feel good

474
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,840
♪ They make you feel good

475
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,040
♪ Find somebody
Somebody you trust

476
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,360
♪ Trust!
# Because they're the person

477
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,400
♪ Who makes you feel good
HORN TOOTS

478
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:55,200
♪ Find somebody, somebody you trust

479
00:25:55,240 --> 00:26:00,040
ALL: # Because they're the person
who makes you feel good

480
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,600
HORN TOOTS

481
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,120
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

482
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,000
Katherine, you should be really
proud of that.

483
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,600
It felt better when we were
doing it. On the day.

484
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,960
You know that bit on The X Factor,
in the early rounds,

485
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,120
when they bring out the vulnerable,
bewildered people

486
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,080
to sing in front of the
millionaires?

487
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,160
I know that bit. Yeah.

488
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,920
This is how I felt it went.

489
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:39,120
Individually, I thought there were
some smoking performances going on.

490
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,120
Katherine,
you went through a lot of genres.

491
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,640
And you were so genuinely into it,

492
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,560
that I suspect a lot of your friends
were at home rolling their eyes

493
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,600
because they've seen that before.

494
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,640
Mawaan brought a really authentic
Compton vibe to the song.

495
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,280
I'd never thought I'd hear the
phrase,

496
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,360
"You're crazy for this one"
used in a more relevant way

497
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,760
than in Jay-Z's seminal classic
99 Problems.

498
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,560
But it really did work in context.

499
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,840
"You're crazy for this one,
Katherine," it's got, like,

500
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,080
a ring to it, alliteration.
Yeah, yeah. It's all there.

501
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:14,120
And you know in X Factor when
they do the thing

502
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,480
where they're, like, split up the
group and they're like,

503
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,720
"Not so strong as a group, but you
could be really good solo"?

504
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,760
Yeah. I'm happy if you want to do
that with me.

505
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,720
Yeah, certainly, if I was a
record producer,

506
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,000
I would be aiming to split you up.

507
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,800
LAUGHTER
Johnny, I wrote down, was...

508
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:34,760
"simultaneously channelling
Pavarotti, Joe Cocker

509
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,440
"and that man that stands outside
the off-licence

510
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,480
"trying to fight a bin."

511
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,600
And you did a very good job of it.

512
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,480
Individually,
three incredible performances.

513
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,680
Bring them together, really...

514
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,840
HE LAUGHS

515
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,760
If it was food,
it would be like a dog meat trifle.

516
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,920
Separate them, the dog's happy...

517
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,440
Human's are happy with there being
cream, lovely.

518
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,480
Put it together... Oh.

519
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,040
They did call themselves
Dog Meat Trifle. Dog Meat Trifle?

520
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,080
If they were a band -
Dog Meat Trifle. Not a bad name.

521
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:08,120
OK, are you going to score these
teams?

522
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,520
GREG SIGHS
Dog Meat Trifle, how many points?

523
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,560
I'm going to give them
two points each.

524
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,760
That's not bad. That's not bad.
And what about...

525
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:18,320
Have they got a name? MAWAAN: Hippo?
LAUGHTER

526
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:21,520
Hippo Lovers - five full points
each.

527
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,960
Five points to Daisy,
five points to Richard!

528
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,560
Whoa. OK, then...

529
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,960
It is the last pre-recorded task
of the series, isn't it?

530
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,400
I'm afraid so, Greg. But don't
worry, I'm sure you'll like it,

531
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,600
because it is horribly violent.

532
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,920
RICHARD: Oh, that's a bit spooky.

533
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,000
I thought it was a real person
for a second.

534
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,480
Right...

535
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,480
Do I..? I was going to sit on his
lap. You can if you want. OK.

536
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,360
It's all yours. I just wouldn't mind
sitting down.

537
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,120
Oh! Right.

538
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,680
"Neatly hang all of Bernard's
clothes on that coat rail."

539
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:14,120
"You must stay behind the line
at all times. Fastest wins."

540
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,520
Wait, wait...

541
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,760
Without stepping over the thing?
Yes, please.

542
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,160
"Your time starts now."

543
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,200
Well, that's crazy.

544
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,040
Final task, Greg.
All right. Exciting times.

545
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,280
Not much to say before we crack on
and see them.

546
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:34,200
I will just welcome back Richard's
other character -

547
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,240
the wacky vicar.
LAUGHTER

548
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:43,640
Judging the big-fruit competition at
the harvest festival again. Crazy!

549
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:49,160
Shall we? Yes, first to hang up
Bernard's clothes are two men.

550
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,000
Richard and Mawaan!

551
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,040
RICHARD LAUGHS
Right, what have we got?

552
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,200
We got a chair, we've got some...
Oh, I see, so we could...

553
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,240
That's not going to work.

554
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,640
I don't... There's no hangers.

555
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,920
I'm just going to use his shoes
to try and...

556
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,480
Oh, hangers!

557
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,120
OK.

558
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,680
Oh, fuck's sake.
They're weak hangers, man.

559
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,360
RICHARD STRAINS

560
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,160
OK.

561
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,480
Oh! Sorry about this, Bernard.

562
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,880
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

563
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,400
Oh, shit!

564
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,440
I bet no-one else is going to
think of that.

565
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,560
I wish I'd just taken his shoe off.

566
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,080
Working.

567
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:09,720
OK.

568
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,520
Do you hang up your pants, Mawaan?
Yeah, always. Me too.

569
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,920
A clean room is a clean mind.

570
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,600
Excuse me.

571
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,720
It's a little handkerchief in his
pocket. Very smart.

572
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,280
I'm going to run out of hangers.

573
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,320
I'm happy with that.
WHISTLE BLOWS

574
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,960
Thank you, Richard. Is there
anything you want to say to Bernard?

575
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,760
I apologise for any transgressions.

576
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,800
Also, using you as a hook.

577
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,880
He's a piece of shit, isn't he,
Bernard?

578
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,920
HE EXHALES SHARPLY

579
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,000
Thank you, Mawaan. All right.
It's lovely, isn't it?

580
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,040
Yeah, that's how I hang mine up.

581
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,160
Watching that, it didn't feel to me
that that was the first time

582
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:00,040
that Richard had thrown a lifeless
body of a man across a room.

583
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,280
Gut instincts. He did apologise
afterwards for using him as a hook.

584
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,760
It's too late, Richard,
he's dead now, isn't he?

585
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,840
So, Richard said,
"If I lose a shoe, I'm in trouble."

586
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,040
And then two seconds later he
lost a shoe. He lost a shoe.

587
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,080
I was in trouble.
He was in trouble, yeah.

588
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:16,120
But he still took just
eight minutes ten seconds,

589
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,160
which is about ten minutes.

590
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,680
All right. Mawaan —
nine minutes thirty-five seconds,

591
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,920
which is about ten minutes.
So, it's all the same.

592
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,280
Both very neat boys. Very neat.

593
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,920
Yeah, I don't know what to say.
You both did the job perfectly well.

594
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:33,000
You even hung up his shoes. "A clean
room is a clean mind." Well done.

595
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,600
I wonder if it's going to go
as well as we move on.

596
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,360
Well, would you like to see the
good old observant Katherine?

597
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,400
Yes, please.

598
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,920
Yeah, erm...

599
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,960
OK.

600
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,480
SHE STRAINS

601
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,240
That was all right. OK.

602
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,640
OK. Let's try and be quick, Bernard,

603
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,840
because I'm not very good on
the speed element.

604
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,960
Sorry. My bosom, your head.

605
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:10,160
Actually, I don't have to be careful
with Bernard, do I? Screw Bernard.

606
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,800
Neatly.

607
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,160
Have you got children? Yes, I have.

608
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,480
Is this how you do it?
No. I love him a bit less.

609
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,720
These are on back to front.

610
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,880
Oh, no, he is.

611
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,280
Do we include the shoes in clothes?
No.

612
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,920
Come on, Bernard.
Sorry, Bernard.

613
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,800
There we are. Ooh!

614
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,560
Socks. Socks and shoes, neatly.

615
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,400
And I'd like you to
stop the clock...

616
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,040
..now.

617
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,680
Lovely.

618
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,680
Great. Great. Oh, my gosh!
There's hangers.

619
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,400
LAUGHING: There's hangers!

620
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,680
Oh. What a...

621
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,800
Well, it was quick. OK.

622
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,440
Bye, Bernard. Thanks.

623
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,920
Well, Greg.
Just a couple of questions from me.

624
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,000
Did you smell his pants?

625
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,280
I think I did, yeah. Yeah.

626
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,480
OK, cool.

627
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,640
She didn't use the hangers,
but I did think the clothes

628
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,800
were neatly hung up anyway,
so I think that's all good.

629
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,840
They were neatly hung up.
No doubt about that.

630
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:24,440
I did a brief calculation, and if
Bernard had been a real person,

631
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,200
Katherine would have broken
his spine five times.

632
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:31,280
Other than that, flawless.
Well, is it flawless, though?

633
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,680
I mean, so far in the series,
she has never left the room

634
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:36,400
when you could leave the room.
Arguably, she left the square.

635
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,800
Do you think she left the square?

636
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,720
Erm, I-I do think she left the
square. But her feet were still in.

637
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,760
Did it say "cross over" or
"step out"?

638
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,800
It said, "You may not step over
the line."

639
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:51,440
She didn't do that. She didn't.
That's the end of part three, then.

640
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:55,960
Somebody's dreams are going to come
very true soon, right here.

641
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,160
It's exciting, I'm excited.

642
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,200
Are you excited?

643
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:05,000
WHISPERING: Poor little thing.
He's worn himself out.

644
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,680
Sleep tight, my angel.
My beautiful lad.

645
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,920
Hello! Here we are, then.
The last part of the show.

646
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:28,400
Strap yourselves in and get ready to
ride the emotional roller-coaster.

647
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:32,120
Oh, I just had a lovely power nap
and I'm now raring to go.

648
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,400
To end the video part of this
series on a real high,

649
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,440
here are Daisy May Cooper
and Johnny Vegas

650
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,480
hanging up some clothes!

651
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,680
Right, I'll start with this.

652
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
SHE STRAINS

653
00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:00,160
If there's any way you can help me,
Bernard...

654
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,840
I just pushed it further away.

655
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,360
Let's get you undressed.

656
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,200
No matter how you do it,
it looks wrong.

657
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:12,240
Come on, just hook around.

658
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,600
Yes!

659
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,240
Now you've got the rail,
but now you don't have the clothes.

660
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,200
Oh, fuck...

661
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:24,240
It's going to hurt me more than it
hurts you.

662
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,120
His scalp...

663
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,440
Get your sock! Get your sock!

664
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,520
DAISY STRAINS

665
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,880
Why did you hide the hangers
under the chair?!

666
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,360
Trousers.

667
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:04,240
SOBBING: Oh, my God. Oh, my boy.
My beautiful boy.

668
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:09,200
You're absolutely fine. That's it.

669
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:11,840
Just sleep on the rail.

670
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,880
Ah, finished.
WHISTLE BLOWS

671
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,920
OK.

672
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,000
Right, we're going to go
fishing for hats.

673
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,040
Go, go!

674
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,080
SHE GASPS RAPIDLY

675
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,120
SHE GROANS

676
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,160
Are you using Bernard as bait? Yes.

677
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,160
Yes, yes, yes!

678
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:46,160
Yes. Ah!
SHE SIGHS

679
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,480
ALEX SIGHS

680
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,040
Thank you, Daisy. Thanks.
Extraordinary.

681
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,280
Well, I thought the wheels
might come off.

682
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,000
THEY LAUGH

683
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,680
I mean, there were some things
I expected.

684
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:03,240
Johnny initially did something,
you know, quite clever,

685
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,480
using his pocket watch to...
JOHNNY CHORTLES

686
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,520
..lasso the railing.

687
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:11,360
And yet I knew we were heading to,
"My boy, my beautiful boy."

688
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:16,640
Both of their beautiful boys ended
up with their brains smashed out.

689
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,480
Yeah, we had to replace one, then
immediately he smashed the next one.

690
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,000
Daisy's instinct, at the beginning,

691
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:25,440
was to neatly fold the clothes

692
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,200
by throwing them across an
eight-foot void.

693
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,680
OK, well, they're the worst.
I'm not sure if they are the worst.

694
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:35,640
What?! Johnny actually completed it
in six minutes fifty seconds.

695
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,080
DAISY GASPS
Oh, my boy.

696
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,120
We then had Richard with
eight minutes ten,

697
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,160
Mawaan with
nine minutes thirty-five,

698
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,920
and then Daisy was slower -
17 minutes and nine seconds.

699
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,840
What was my time? Well, you were the
quickest with five minutes 14.

700
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,200
So if he's allowing...
KATHERINE GASPS NERVOUSLY

701
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:53,200
..Katherine to be within
that square, she gets five points.

702
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:58,760
Oh, please. I'm last. We know I'm
last. I am actually going to cry.

703
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,280
JOHHNY: Don't ask him for it. Don't.

704
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,920
Because it's right, because her feet
were in,

705
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,000
and a little bit because of the
shame I feel

706
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:11,040
for the treatment of her masks,
I'm going to allow it.

707
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,080
OK, so it's one point to Daisy
two to Mawaan,

708
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,920
three for Richard, four for Johnny,
but five for Katherine Parkinson!

709
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,840
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
There it is.

710
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:23,560
So, er... You and me are cool now?
Apology accepted.

711
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:27,440
Quick look at the scores before,
you know... The end is nigh. Yep.

712
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,800
Series scores-wise, there is
just one point separating

713
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,840
the couple at the top of the
leaderboard.

714
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:34,880
INHALES SHARPLY
Oh, my God.

715
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:38,360
And in terms of this episode,
Daisy is in the lead with 15 points.

716
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,400
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

717
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,600
All right, everyone. Please make
your way to the stage

718
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,200
for the final task of the series!

719
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,680
KATHERINE SIGHS, LAUGHTER

720
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:57,520
RICHARD: Wow. Whoa! It paid off.
It paid off big time.

721
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:01,880
Oh... Not at all constricted.
My beautiful boy.

722
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:06,440
Who's going to read it out?
Mawaan Rizwan. Yes!

723
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,560
Yes, sir.

724
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:12,680
"Wearing mittens at all times,
balance either all the mints

725
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:15,360
"or all the biscuits on a
spaghetti bridge."

726
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:19,280
Oh, between these... "The mints or
biscuits must only touch spaghetti.

727
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,840
"The spaghetti must be balanced
on the coconuts.

728
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:26,600
"The coconuts must remain on their
stands. Fastest wins."

729
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,640
You must wear your mittens
at all times.

730
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,680
You can touch the biscuits
or the mints,

731
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,880
whichever you choose,
as you're building your bridge,

732
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,920
but when your bridge is complete,

733
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,960
they must be only touching
the spaghetti,

734
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,520
and the spaghetti must only be
touching coconuts.

735
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,560
When you've finished, please put
your hands proudly on your hips.

736
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,720
Greg, are you ready? I'm so ready.

737
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,840
Contestants ready? Yep.

738
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,800
WHISTLE BLOWS
Building has commenced.

739
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,760
Biscuits or mints, Greg? Biscuits,
I'd go for, but what do I know?

740
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,320
JOHNNY GROWLS
You look really lovely.

741
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,760
Oh, this is genuinely exciting.

742
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,280
Yeah, no-one was expecting the
tactic from Vegas. Or were they?

743
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,360
From Vegas? What's he doing,
smashing stuff and shouting?

744
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:12,360
He's eating the grapefruit. OK.
MUFFLED SPEECH FROM JOHNNY

745
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,000
Sorry, he's peeling the grapefruit.

746
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,640
Oh, my God. It's so tense
between the two at the top.

747
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,200
JOHNNY: I'm creating something...
The two at the top!

748
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:24,240
I'm creating something to construct
my pasta bridge with.

749
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,680
Oh, my God.
JOHNNY GRUNTS

750
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:29,960
Oh, my God. I...
I am actually tense.

751
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,040
Well, the two leaders, Greg,
have been silent throughout. I know.

752
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,480
I'm actually really nervous.

753
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,520
Except for some fairly
heavy breathing.

754
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,880
One's gone biscuits,
one's gone mints.

755
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,040
Who will be fastest? Oh, my God.

756
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,080
What's Richard doing?

757
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,400
He's making a mint necklace.

758
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,960
Katherine, meanwhile,
quietly, has hung up three biscuits.

759
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,600
Finished. No!

760
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:02,240
Hands on your hips if you're
finished, please. Richard!

761
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,720
Fuck. Right, right, right.
He's done this all series.

762
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:09,800
Oh! You mother... Feeling good.
Oh, come on back, come on.

763
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,320
KATHERINE: Daisy, I want you to win.

764
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,360
Fuck!

765
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,600
DAISY GROANS
Oh, God, oh, God.

766
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,200
MAWAAN: I'm scared. Oh, no.
Look, she's tigered the grapefruit.

767
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:21,880
Oh, God, is she all right?
I'm scared!

768
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,360
Taskmaster, I'm scared. Oh, God!

769
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,400
Oh, dear.
She's going for glory points.

770
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,960
JOHNNY: Daisy, do you need some
pasta? Daisy...

771
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,960
OK. And we have another finisher
over there. Lovely. Oh, God.

772
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,480
And look. Aesthetically, it's so
pleasing. It's very pleasing.

773
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,200
Explore other options. Can you put
your hands on your hips, Daisy?

774
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,720
Daisy has finished in her own way.

775
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,760
I mean, she's the people's champion.

776
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,920
Katherine has dropped another
biscuit.

777
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,080
Well, there's no point me
carrying on, is th..?

778
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,120
Not now.

779
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,720
I'm calling time.
WHISTLE BLOWS

780
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,640
That was a climax.

781
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,480
Come back down and we'll see how
that has affected

782
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,840
the series' scores.

783
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,760
Welcome.

784
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,800
The only way I could climb down
after that

785
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:16,320
was to zip my limbs back on.
Yeah, I'm not surprised.

786
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,680
The two winners of that task were,
of course, Mawaan and Richard.

787
00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:22,400
And because Richard got five
and Mawaan got four,

788
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,760
the final scores in this particular
episode look like this.

789
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:30,000
Mawaan has 17, Richard also has 17!
Oooh!

790
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,440
ALEX EXHALES SHARPLY
A tie-break.

791
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,000
Just when I thought it couldn't get
any more tense.

792
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,600
I'm sorry to say it can, because now
they have to guess

793
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,640
how many green eggs are under the
Taskmaster's chair.

794
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,400
Wow! It's Greg's "greggs."
Greg's green eggs.

795
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,760
You put eggs under my chair?
There's eggs under your chair.

796
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,160
There's a pen and a card underneath
your chairs.

797
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,040
So, on your pen and paper,
I want you to write down a number.

798
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:54,560
How many green eggs do you think
are under Greg's chair?

799
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,840
Closest to the correct answer wins.
How many "greggs?"

800
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,040
Who's somebody you want to
hear first, Greg?

801
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,160
I want to hear Mawaan's number
first.

802
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,840
OK, well, I've used all the skill I
could possibly conjure up,

803
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:10,240
and I'd say eight. Eight. Eight.
I hope it's not going to be seven!

804
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:13,800
Because I put six. This is the best
task ever.

805
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,040
MAWAAN AND JOHNNY LAUGH

806
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:17,680
Woo-hoo!

807
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000
GREG GASPS

808
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,320
Two green eggs.
One for me, one for Greg.

809
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:29,200
Richard Herring is the winner!
Richard wins the episode.

810
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:32,600
Please go and collect your
collections!

811
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,640
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

812
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:39,400
Oh, wow. Those pub signs really are
good.

813
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,760
Oh, yeah! Look, there's money,
it's worth £4.50.

814
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:46,200
These are beautiful. They're great.
Absolutely beautiful. Thank you. Oh.

815
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:48,280
Thanks very much. Well done.

816
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
Hello, for the last time.

817
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:56,240
You join us for the Taskmaster
end-of-series trophy ceremony.

818
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,560
It's been a different series,
but a brilliant series,

819
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,760
and one I shall cherish forever.

820
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,800
As always, I can't be bothered with
the detail,

821
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:10,960
so little Alex Horne, please can you
reveal the final series' scores?

822
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,680
As always, I enjoy the detail.
Here we go.

823
00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:16,920
In fifth place, she's been there for
a while, she's been wonderful,

824
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,160
Katherine got 118 points.

825
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,200
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thank you.

826
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:23,240
I've had a really nice time.

827
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:27,680
Just above her with 139 points,
the enigmatic Mr Johnny Vegas.

828
00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:30,400
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

829
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,360
With 151, Mawaan Rizwan!

830
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,560
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

831
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,680
And then the special moment, she was
leading for so many episodes,

832
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:41,160
going into the final task
she was leading.

833
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,840
She was leading as the final
biscuit fell to the floor.

834
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:48,480
But then no longer.
Daisy May Cooper - 158 points.

835
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,920
Well done. Second place.
Heartbreaking.

836
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,720
The winner got 162 points.

837
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,560
The Taskmaster series champion

838
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:02,520
is Richard Herring!

839
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,400
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Please collect your trophy!

840
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,440
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841
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:50,520
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