1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,080 This programme contains strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:07,560 Taskmaster was recorded in accordance with 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:11,600 all social distancing guidelines in place at the time of filming. 4 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:13,600 Yaow! I just need to read that again. 5 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:16,560 Oh. 6 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,040 CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 7 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:36,440 Hello. I'm Greg Davies. 8 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:39,640 Welcome to a brand-new series of Taskmaster. 9 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,520 People have accused me of having a god complex on this show. 10 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:43,960 Well, I've got bad news for you - 11 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,560 I've talked to God and he said, "You got dis." 12 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,600 And he's right - I do got dis. 13 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:52,120 And by "dis" I mean my golden bonce of victory. 14 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:54,840 And to battle for it we have five new gladiators, 15 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,480 all of whom have two things in common. 16 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,760 One: they're happy to throw away their careers. 17 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,800 And two: - they can no longer back out 18 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,560 because they've signed a contract. 19 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:08,560 The audience are watching this at a later date and at a safe distance, 20 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,560 so, without further ado, let's meet the cast 21 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:15,000 and get this magnificent competition under way. 22 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:19,160 Welcome, Charlotte Ritchie... APPLAUSE 23 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,360 ..Jamali Maddix, 24 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,280 Lee Mack, 25 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:25,360 Mike Wozniak 26 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,840 and Sarah Kendall. CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 27 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,680 And next to me, a man who once told me 28 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:33,080 that he's got no respect for the military 29 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,600 and if any soldier came up to him in public 30 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,880 he could easily have them because they're all stupid. 31 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,680 It's little Alex Horne! 32 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:42,400 APPLAUSE 33 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,800 Right, I'm chuffed to bits to be here, Greg. 34 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:47,440 I'm chuffed to bits to have you here again. I've got myself ready. 35 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,240 I've had my nails painted. Have you? Yes. 36 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,880 Yeah, look there it is. 37 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,000 Little watercolour of my nails. 38 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,360 I didn't think you'd like that, 39 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,720 so I have actually had my real nails painted as well, look. 40 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,200 I've got eyes on my thumbs, so I can do that. Yeah. 41 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,520 Like that? That's nice, that. Yeah? 42 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,160 No, it's nice, yeah. Right. Lovely. 43 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:07,760 So...let's crack on. 44 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,560 Have you finished? OK, let's have the first Prize Task 45 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:12,840 of the series, please. 46 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:15,880 Yes, each show, the competitors have to bring in a prize 47 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:18,480 for the prize pot, according to that episode's category, 48 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:21,200 and to start this series the category is 49 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,840 The Best Thing You Can Carry, But Only Just. 50 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,520 So, if it's either easy to carry or completely impossible, 51 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,560 it's just not going to cut the mustard with us. 52 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,000 So back off, son. 53 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,240 Greg will judge which one is best 54 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,640 and the owner will get the maximum of five points. 55 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:37,080 At the end of the episode the overall winner will barely 56 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,680 carry home all five things over five cumbersome trips. 57 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,120 Hello, Charlotte. Hello. 58 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:42,520 Welcome to the show. Thank you. 59 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,560 So, what's the thing that you've brought in 60 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,840 that is the best thing that you can carry, but only just? 61 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,920 Um, all of my bedding. 62 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,880 There it is. All Charlotte's bedding there, Greg. 63 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:54,360 So, all of it with me, and it is the best thing 64 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:57,080 because it's one of the best things I own. Spend half my time in it. 65 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,360 Why are you only just able to carry this bedding? 66 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,960 Well... It's fairly light, isn't it? 67 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,960 It weighs 4kg, or the same as a cat, 68 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,320 or a cat-sized dog. 69 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:05,880 Only just. 70 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:08,640 I didn't know it was about it being almost impossible to carry. 71 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,560 Yeah. I would say it's not almost impossible. 72 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,800 Did you know it was about it being good? 73 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,600 LAUGHTER And a good prize. 74 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:18,600 We'll see, we'll see. I'm willing to bet that that's going to... 75 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,720 I will be amazed if that isn't in last place. 76 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:23,160 You can't bet on what you're going to decide. 77 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,200 He can. I'll bet with you. Will you? Yeah. 78 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,320 How much? £20. £20. 79 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:31,080 So, 20 quid says that Charlotte is going in last place. 80 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,880 OK. Jamali. 81 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:34,760 Can you be worse than bedding? 82 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,960 You're being very harsh with it. 83 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,000 I would say... Oh, oh, you should strap yourself in. 84 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:43,080 Uh, my prize is a slightly hot potato. 85 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:44,920 Here it is, the slightly hot potato. 86 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,400 Oh! I thought that was a metaphor. 87 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,520 LEE: I thought you meant it was controversial! 88 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,640 No, no, no, no, no. 89 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:52,360 No, it's just a slightly hot potato, cos it's like, it's not too hot 90 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,040 where it's impossible to carry, but it's slightly hot, so it's... 91 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,280 It's very good. It's like, you've got to do this with it. 92 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,760 Sorry, Jamali. I'm just... 93 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,560 I'm just seeing if I've got £20 on me. 94 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:03,800 Lee Mack. 95 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:07,720 I have brought in something that I can prove I can only just carry, 96 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:11,760 cos I took a photograph of it, and I'm desperate to give this away. 97 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,680 Great. And it is, in fact, my own children. Ah. 98 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,640 Now, it turns out, I'm not allowed to give my children away. 99 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,720 Oh, that's a shame. They'd be a great prize for any home. 100 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,800 So I figured, now, what I'll do is I'll give away a representation 101 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,880 of my children instead. These are his children. 102 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,160 Right? Ah. And I think... 103 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,440 If you look at those photographs next to each other 104 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,680 you'll see how much effort has been put into that. 105 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:36,560 Here we go. So good. It's uncanny, to be honest with you. 106 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,640 I think it's a contender. Thank you. 107 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:39,920 Michael Wozniak. 108 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:43,240 Um, uh, the thing I can carry, but only just, is a tune. 109 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,360 Oh. Nice. 110 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,520 Now this - Duvet, and Potato Boy - 111 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,320 this is lateral thinking. 112 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:52,040 OK, well, here's the CD on the screen. 113 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,280 This is what the winner is going to get. 114 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:57,240 Mike has provided a backing track, which I will play now. 115 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:58,840 JAUNTY TUNE PLAYS 116 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:02,040 ♪ Facts about animals, prawns are cannibals 117 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:05,960 ♪ If there's an elephant in the room then you're in the wrong room 118 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,760 ♪ Cutting an earthworm in half makes you a sadist 119 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:13,600 ♪ I think it's worth repeating that prawns eat their babies 120 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:16,800 ♪ And monkeys eat monkeys, but who gives a monkey's? 121 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,280 Monkeys. 122 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,880 ♪ And if you squash a wasp, it releases a chemical from the wasp 123 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:25,560 ♪ That attracts people who tell you facts about wasps. ♪ 124 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:28,280 APPLAUSE 125 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,520 Ah, you CAN carry a tune. 126 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,680 You're a really good singer. I dunno, Sarah. 127 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,440 It sounded fairly awful. Really? 128 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:38,280 And it was a sort of nightmarish vision of nature. 129 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,680 They're absolute wrong'uns, uh, prawns. 130 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,480 I'm just writing down "Prawns are wrong'uns" and we'll move on. 131 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:44,760 OK. Sarah. 132 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,560 I was panicked looking for, you know, prizes, 133 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,920 and then I saw a really big "road closed" sign that looked very heavy. 134 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,360 I stole it and I got it to an Uber 135 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,840 and then I Ubered it over to the studio. 136 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:57,240 GREG CACKLES 137 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:00,280 Then Channel 4 said, "Uh, no, that's theft 138 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,960 "and we can't represent that sort of behaviour on television." 139 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,360 So you haven't got a prize at all? 140 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,920 No, I did bring a prize. 141 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:08,520 I stole the bar fridge from my dressing room. 142 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,520 Here it is. So it is a stolen item. 143 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,440 And, again, we will have to put that back cos theft is still bad. 144 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,800 Yeah. Sorry can I just check, is it just me 145 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,000 that's not got a mini bar in my room? 146 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:21,720 All right, here we go. Let's crack on. 147 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,280 Last place... Last place. 148 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,680 Duvet. Aww. OK. Sorry. No, it makes sense. 149 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,480 Second to last place, potato. 150 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,600 Two points for the hot potato. Third to last place, 151 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,320 three points, mini fridge. 152 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,120 Three points for the stolen fridge, Sarah. 153 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,440 Drum roll. If they were his real kids he would've won, 154 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:36,840 but they're not his real kids. 155 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,640 But he still gets second place. Four points to Lee Mack. 156 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,440 And I don't know why, Wozniak's song takes it. 157 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,840 It's gut instinct. Mike Wozniak gets five points. 158 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,120 APPLAUSE 159 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,880 OK, let's go. First task proper, please, Alex. 160 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,560 OK, here we go. 161 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,040 Here it is. 162 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,600 DRAMATIC MUSIC 163 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,240 Hi. 164 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:08,920 Good entrance. 165 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:10,840 I know. Got some swagger. 166 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,760 KNOCK AT DOOR Come in. 167 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,600 Hello, Alex. Hello, Mike. 168 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,480 Hello, Jamali. You good? 169 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,760 I'm not going to ask for permission - I'm just going to open this one. 170 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,920 Do the most impressive thing under this table with one hand. 171 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:30,640 You must be looking at the camera and waving with your other hand 172 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:32,800 throughout your impressive thing. 173 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:34,480 OK, so it's going to be my right hand, 174 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,160 cos this hand doesn't do anything. 175 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:39,200 You have 15 minutes to prepare for your impressive thing. 176 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:42,120 Then a minute in which to do your impressive thing. 177 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:43,720 Your time starts now. 178 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:46,280 Thank you. Oh, it's a pleasure. 179 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,480 People don't often say thank you. 180 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:50,360 Clicking's not impressive, is it? 181 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,400 I could make something. 182 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,720 Um, I could cook something. 183 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,680 Can I use this? OK. 184 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,920 I don't know how many impressive things I'm able to do 185 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:01,360 with two hands. 186 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:04,080 I've always wanted to do that thing where you do that with a coin, 187 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:06,000 so maybe I'll have a go. This might be the time. 188 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,120 Right. 189 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:11,520 I won't be needing that 15 minutes. Just let me prepare myself. 190 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:12,720 Ah. 191 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:17,600 Uh, excuse me. Back in a tick. 192 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:21,880 Am I allowed to watch a video of someone doing it? 193 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,920 There might be a knack to it that I'm just missing. 194 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:25,760 Yeah, you are giving yourself seven minutes 195 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,320 to learn quite a difficult skill. 196 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:28,760 I could sketch your face. 197 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,280 Or I could do, like, um... 198 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,680 Like, the Golden Gate Bri... I can't draw. 199 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:38,880 Oh, no. 200 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,280 What's wrong? Well, it's just so good. 201 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,360 This has done nothing for my confidence. 202 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:46,480 KNOCK ON DOOR Come in. Hello. 203 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:49,920 I was just, uh, outside looking for ideas but there weren't any. 204 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,840 There were no ideas outside? No. 205 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,560 APPLAUSE 206 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,800 Right, Charlotte said, "I'm going to have to use my right hand..." 207 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:01,160 Hm. "..because this one doesn't do anything." Yeah. 208 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:04,280 Hands are amazing, but this really doesn't really do anything. 209 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,240 It's largely redundant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 210 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,720 Yeah, I mean, I'm grateful for it but it doesn't do... 211 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,720 Um, I did want to ask you about your chosen outfit. 212 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,600 What's the inspiration behind your look? 213 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,040 I've written down "Middle management, primary school." 214 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,760 That's pretty fair. Geography teacher, do you know what I mean? 215 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,960 RAF reject. I'm not really sure. 216 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:25,000 But, I mean, they were quite cheap and they were available, 217 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,040 and they cover the crucial bits. 218 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:28,560 Good. Let's crack on. 219 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:32,600 OK, well, first up it's the hugely successful comedian Lee Mack. 220 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:37,680 So, I'm going to attempt to make you a feast using only one hand. 221 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,480 You'd better eat this. 222 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,640 Your time starts... 223 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,080 WHISTLE 224 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,800 Please wave, Lee. Argh... 225 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,160 Ah. 226 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:53,880 Keep waving, Lee. 227 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,560 Ah... Ah. 228 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,800 Can you keep me up to date with the time please, Alex? 229 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,160 I don't know why I'm smiling 230 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,600 - doesn't even say it in the instructions. 45 seconds left. 231 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,840 It's not fair. It's not fair. Bit more waving, please. 232 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:05,120 Sorry, sorry. 233 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,800 LEE GRUNTS 234 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,320 Hiya, hiya. 235 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:15,320 Where's it gone? Where's that bread gone? You've got 30 seconds. 236 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,360 Where's the bread gone? Where's the bread gone?! 237 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,680 There was bread on there! 238 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,120 Oh, shit. 239 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:21,680 I've dropped everything! 240 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,640 You've only got 15 seconds. 241 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,120 Ah, God! Hang on, where's me bread? 242 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,200 Ah, I'm looking at the camera. 243 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,280 WHISTLE 244 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:46,640 Lunch is served, sir. 245 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,920 APPLAUSE 246 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,200 Scrubbing it on. 247 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,120 What were you hoping the end result would be? 248 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,560 I genuinely thought I would be able to do something amazing. 249 00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:00,360 That when it came up you'd be like, "Wow, that is pretty impressive." 250 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,760 You kept using the word "feast". Well, it's a feast, innit? 251 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,360 You can feast on it. I admired your ambition. Thank you. 252 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,240 And the end result was rubbish. 253 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,720 Who's next? 254 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:13,120 OK, next, we're going to see a Handy-podean, Sarah Kendall. Oh. 255 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,040 Your minute starts... WHISTLE 256 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,200 OK. Oh. 257 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,560 I've just broken it, I think. 258 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,280 OK. 259 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,600 Ah. OK, uh... 260 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,840 I can't find... I don't know what that is. 261 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,640 Oh, yeah. 262 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:37,440 I can't... WHISTLE 263 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,200 OK. Thank you, Sarah. 264 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,000 Yeah. 265 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,560 APPLAUSE 266 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:49,640 Pretty good. Thank you. 267 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:52,320 You're always going to score highly for humiliating Alex Horne. 268 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,920 That's what I figured, and that was the game that I was playing. 269 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,840 It's always going to work. Yeah. 270 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,560 Lovely, pretty lady. 271 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,000 Thank you. 272 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,680 Lovely compliments today. 273 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,280 Sarah, I think it's an excellent attempt. Thanks. 274 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,640 OK, I need you to look away for three minutes 275 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:09,680 so the adverts don't suck you into their eternal vortex 276 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,560 of wasteful consumerism. 277 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,720 I said look away, talk to your kids! 278 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,360 They're lonely! 279 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,400 APPLAUSE 280 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:30,040 Hello, and welcome back. Where were we, Alex? 281 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,600 Before the break, the new cast were tackling a one-handed task, 282 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,200 where one hand was under the table, trying to do something impressive, 283 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,920 while the other one was waving above it. 284 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,080 Next up, it's Charlotte Ritchie. 285 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,720 Did she manage to rapidly develop a skill 286 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,680 that usually takes years to master? 287 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,400 Let's find out. 288 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,560 OK. 289 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,160 I, er... 290 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,480 SHE EXHALES 291 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,040 Uh! 292 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,360 Don't panic! 293 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:03,000 SHE GIGGLES 294 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,080 OK. 295 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,240 I've still got a gorgeous 18 seconds. 296 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,480 I can't do it! 297 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,920 Ah! 298 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,800 Finished? Yeah. 299 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,680 Goodbye, Charlotte. Thank you very much. 300 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:22,720 CHAIR SQUEAKS 301 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,280 Ooh! 302 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,200 The chair's laughing at me. 303 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:30,240 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 304 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,960 Still convinced it's just your left hand 305 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,880 that's not very good at doing stuff? 306 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:36,720 I think that was electric, don't you? 307 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,480 I think if you saw it out of context, 308 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,520 of knowing that you'd just learnt it... OK. 309 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:43,360 ..you'd be thrown out of any theatre in the land, but... 310 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,080 I thought it was absolutely brilliant. 311 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,600 Oh, Lee, thanks. It was in slow motion, wasn't it? 312 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,040 It's called a coin walk. 313 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,720 It'd normally take 50 hours to perfect the coin walk. 314 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,840 Right. She took seven minutes to learn it, 315 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,880 because she also spent two minutes practising waving 316 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:56,920 with the other hand. 317 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,440 LAUGHTER 318 00:13:58,480 --> 00:13:59,960 Jamali. Shall we? 319 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,880 Yeah, let's do it, man. Let's watch Jamali Maddix. 320 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:07,360 PANPIPE MUSIC 321 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:11,880 Oh! 322 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,760 That was you and your guy, was it? 323 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,800 That was me. 324 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:23,960 Impressive. 325 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,880 There you go. It WAS impressive, wasn't it? 326 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,640 Thank you, Jamali. Thank you. Just, you know... 327 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:29,880 See you later. Bye-bye. 328 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,760 APPLAUSE 329 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:33,800 That was great. 330 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,000 Yeah, it's certainly the best ever example 331 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,080 of a spinning a cushion on top of a doll I've ever seen. 332 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,960 Can you spin a cushion? Of course I can. 333 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,520 I don't think you can. Do you not think? 334 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:45,800 I, I, I know it, cos I can hear the hater in your tone, from jealousy. 335 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,640 I know you can't do it, and that's what haters do, 336 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,960 if you can't do something... I'm not... ..you sit on your chair, 337 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,240 that's been custom-made, and you look down... I'm not a hater. 338 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,240 ..on the little people. I'm not a... And you know what? 339 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,120 We're not having it any more, all right? Yeah, you! 340 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,280 Wearing black, looking slimming, we get it, all right? 341 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,640 But you know what, yeah... It's not looking THAT slimming, is it? 342 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,560 Yeah! I have to say I thought, "Oh, I can do that", 343 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,120 and I tried to spin a cushion. It's not an easy skill. 344 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,840 I don't think you'd be able to do that. He can't. 345 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,640 No, it's impossible. He wouldn't be able to do it. 346 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,240 As soon as one of my manservants brings me it, we'll see, won't we? 347 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,960 Oh, OK. All right. 348 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,560 OK, it's the man, the myth, 349 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,480 the moustache, it's Mike Wozniak. 350 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:17,920 Yes, please. 351 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,600 Just got to, er, adjust... 352 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,320 Mm. Ah. 353 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,000 Not to worry. 354 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,080 I hadn't quite anticipated that. 355 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,160 Quite slippery. 356 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,920 Quite slippery trousers, as well. 357 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,240 OK. Take it away, Mike. 358 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,520 HE PLUCKS STRINGED INSTRUMENT 359 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,640 No. 360 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:43,240 HE CONTINUES TO PLUCK 361 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:51,480 MUSIC CONTINUES 362 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:57,680 HE PLAYS TASKMASTER THEME 363 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,400 HE STRUMS FINAL CHORD TUNELESSLY 364 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:03,560 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 365 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:07,520 You're the only person I know who would play a balalaika 366 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:08,800 under a table, 367 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,600 and I wouldn't doubt for a second that you arrived on set 368 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,680 with a balalaika. 369 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,200 Was that a tune? Was than an actual... 370 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,840 That was intended to be the Taskmaster theme tune... 371 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,080 Oh! ..but you really have to dig into it to try and find it. 372 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,480 I thought it was Thunderstruck. 373 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,240 Oh, yeah. I thought it was pretty good. 374 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,320 It felt like a horror film in the Kremlin. 375 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,800 LAUGHTER 376 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,200 Horrified by that! It's very haunting, isn't it? 377 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,600 It's a haunting sound, and a haunting image. 378 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:32,720 Yeah. Are you ready to score? 379 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,560 I'm not going to give anyone one point, 380 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,160 because, to some degree, I was impressed by all of them. 381 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,240 OK. 382 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,240 I may review my next judgment, 383 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:44,000 if it proves that I can't spin a pillow, but as things stand, 384 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,920 I'm going to give two points to both Jamali and Charlotte. 385 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,320 Crumbs, wow, that is amazing. 386 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,920 I'm not going to clap that, that was, that's bullshit. That's it. 387 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,840 I think it deserves more than that, I'm sorry. Yeah, cool. 388 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,120 LAUGHTER 389 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,280 But if you can't spin a cushion, 390 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,200 he may go up in points, and others may go down? 391 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,480 All right, I'll give him an extra point. Just one extra point? 392 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,920 Yeah. I enjoyed the ambition, 393 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,680 but not the final product. 394 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,200 Yeah, but... Three points for Lee. 395 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,520 Oh, come on! You're saying THAT was more impressive 396 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,520 than the spinning the cushion? 397 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,280 Erm, it was a close run thing 398 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:16,200 but Sarah's beautiful lady gets four points. 399 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,880 Four points. Yeah. OK, so there's still five points to be won by... 400 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:22,080 Anyone who can learn the Taskmaster, er, theme in that time, 401 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:24,800 and play it on a balalaika under a table deserves five points. 402 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:27,360 Yeah. Mike Wozniak takes it. Another five points. 403 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,720 APPLAUSE 404 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:31,480 Let's see an early scoreboard, Alex, please. 405 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,680 Excitingly, these are also the series scores, 406 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,840 Mike Wozniak's got a full ten points! 407 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:36,880 Whoa. 408 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,280 APPLAUSE 409 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,520 Another one, please. 410 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,800 Absolutely, 411 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,640 and it's time to call pest control. 412 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:47,120 SQUEAKING 413 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,680 Hello, Jamali. 414 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,360 What's up? 415 00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,640 You feeling all right? 416 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,440 Er, yeah I'm fine. How are you? 417 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,480 I'm OK. 418 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,320 Good. 419 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,400 How you feeling? Er, baffled. 420 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,240 You're baffled? 421 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,600 Just looking for the task. 422 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,160 RODEO-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS 423 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,640 Oh, OK. 424 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,240 Ah. 425 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,800 I don't like that tail. 426 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,040 No, no, no, no. 427 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,160 That's OK. 428 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,360 Ooh, that was good. 429 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,840 I like that. 430 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:56,360 LAUGHTER 431 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,920 Ah! 432 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,240 How are we doing? 433 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,400 OK. 434 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,240 Thank you. 435 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,880 Catch the rat. Oh, no! 436 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,160 Most ingenious catching of the rat wins. 437 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,360 You must be at least three metres from the rat when you catch it. 438 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:24,000 The rat will run over the red green in 30 minutes from now. 439 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,240 Ah. 440 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,560 I've already got an idea. 441 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,240 Give me your hand. Please. 442 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,400 Please give me your hand. 443 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,760 Ingenious, ingenious. 444 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,240 All right. Thanks. OK. 445 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,600 Uh, excuse me a moment. 446 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,920 I'm just gonna go and have a mooch about. 447 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,360 Mike continuing the theme of inhabiting 448 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,280 the body of a primary school teacher. 449 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,440 "Gonna mooch around." 450 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,760 Are you, uh, genuinely frightened of rats? 451 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:51,600 Um, huge, big ones like that, yes. Huge, big, remote control ones? 452 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,240 Rats. Yeah. Yeah. Let's have a look. 453 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,400 OK, we're gonna start with two comedians called Sarah Kendall 454 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,440 and Lee Mack. Lovely. 455 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,840 How heavy's that bathtub? 456 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:06,440 Ooh. Do you remember the game Mouse Trap? 457 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,440 Yes. Carry on. 458 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:11,960 So I'm assuming it's gonna come from over there cos that's where 459 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,680 it left from. Suppose, if it's a creature of habit. 460 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:18,960 Could you help me turn the bath over, please? 461 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,360 Lift the bath, please, Alex. 462 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,360 Ah. 463 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,200 OK. Now we do a little test. 464 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,640 LAUGHTER 465 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:48,160 Do you know what, uh, rats like? Peanut butter. 466 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:53,400 You ever had rats? I have. 467 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,480 Tennis ball. Cheese. 468 00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,200 Right, I'm ready. 469 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,120 Come on! Cheese, nice cheese, cheese balls. 470 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,000 Cheese balls. 471 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,240 Oh, he's thinking about it. 472 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,080 He's thinking about it. 473 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,960 Yeah, there you go. 474 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,440 APPLAUSE 475 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:25,920 That felt so good. 476 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,880 Now I wanna do it with a real animal. 477 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:33,000 Eat the cheese, eat the cheese, eat the cheese. Eat the cheese. 478 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,400 EXULTANT MUSIC PLAYS 479 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,640 Think you trapped the rat with a bat. 480 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,880 And that's that. 481 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,720 Wow, well done! 482 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,520 Quite a classic Road Runner style trap. 483 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:09,440 Yeah. I mean, I can't get over how creative. 484 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,320 I got a blood lust in me where I just wanted to trap the animal 485 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,520 and follow the rules. Yeah. 486 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,920 There was no fun attached to it. There's no, 487 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,040 "Oh, we could get a cricket ball. 488 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,360 It was... And I think I know the reason for that. What's that? 489 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,680 Because I saw a sort of fear in your eyes 490 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:26,280 when you recounted the fact when you said, "You ever had rats?" 491 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,800 Yeah, I had a flashback. I have. 492 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:29,120 Yeah, I went to another place. 493 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,480 She was very efficient. She set the rat trap in four minutes. 494 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,320 And do rats like peanut butter? 495 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:37,360 Yes, city rats very much like me, they eat garbage and meat. 496 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,720 Lovely. And that includes peanut butter. 497 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:40,960 It was trap the rat in...? 498 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,040 In the most practical and ingenious fashion. 499 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,520 "Ingenious fashion." Oh... 500 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,960 I don't know how ingenious it was. It was effective though. 501 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,200 But I did have a bit advantage in that I also have had an 502 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:57,400 infestation of rats at my house and that is exactly how we caught them. 503 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,560 Really nice. I mean, it did work first time. 504 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,520 He set it up, there was no tinkering with the plan. 505 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,240 There was none. It came out fully formed. 506 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,640 And it was a lovely stroke. 507 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,120 I don't know if you're a cricketer. 508 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,960 Thank you. No, I followed through. That's the secret. 509 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,760 Two parts to go until someone wins Jamali Maddix's lukewarm potato. 510 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,600 Whoo! 511 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,400 See you again soon. 512 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,040 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 513 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,120 Hello, and welcome back to Taskmaster. 514 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,400 Alex, please, drape yourself over the throne in a way that you 515 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:40,280 consider sexy and update everyone on what was going on before the break. 516 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,920 Before the break. 517 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,560 Hello. 518 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:47,960 The big brave contestants were trying to catch a rat with a trap. 519 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,600 Yeah. 520 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:50,840 Oh, wow. 521 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,440 Yeah? No, no, no. 522 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,680 Now it's the turn of the hairy guys, Mike and Jamali. 523 00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,640 All right, what's... 524 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,880 I'm going to do something with this in it. 525 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,680 I don't know why, but this seems like... 526 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,720 OK. OK. 527 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,960 It's going to be a multi-level trap. 528 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,560 Is it? It has multi dimensions to it. 529 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,760 What am I doing? All right, that's not working. 530 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:19,920 All right. 531 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,240 Made a pig's ear of it. 532 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,200 If you could try and get the holes in the holes, 533 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,240 do you know what I'm saying? 534 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,760 Pull it, pull it. 535 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,640 Ah. 536 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,520 It's all right, don't worry about that. 537 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,280 I'm going to move on to phase B soon. 538 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,440 How many phases are there? I think, two. 539 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,480 Then it's action time. 540 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:03,840 All right. 541 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,400 Haven't got a spare piece of cheese on you, have you, Alex, 542 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,520 by any chance? Cheese? 543 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,640 It's not really spare. It'd be my piece of cheese. 544 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,040 I'll owe you a piece of cheese. 545 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,320 Honestly? Yeah. 546 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,400 Yeah, I'm ready for the rat. 547 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,440 OK. 548 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,400 LAUGHTER 549 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,760 I think you trapped the rat. I've trapped it all right. 550 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,680 He's not in the bucket, but he ain't going anywhere. 551 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,320 Do you have, like, green screen stuff? 552 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:13,720 Oh, we can edit this, yeah. Yeah? 553 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,280 Edit out my hand. 554 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,080 APPLAUSE 555 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,880 Ready? Yes. 556 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,280 APPLAUSE 557 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,000 Yeah, well, yeah. 558 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,160 I have no defence, I'm sorry. 559 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,200 I mean, it's one of the worst things I've ever seen 560 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,520 on 11 series of the show. 561 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,120 But I mean, I was worried for you right at the very beginning 562 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,840 when you got some wheels and went, "Yeah. 563 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,840 "I think I know what I..." LAUGHTER 564 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,280 "I think I know what I've got planned." 565 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,360 You then knocked a ball through a draining pipe and expected us 566 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,720 to green screen it for you. 567 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,160 Well, I mean, if you look at the footage, 568 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,400 you can't actually see my hand doing it so. 569 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,600 No. I don't know what you're talking about, mate. 570 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,400 Rubbish. So rubbish, Jamali. 571 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,680 Yeah. 572 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,080 I want ...want to be combative with you, but you're right. 573 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:09,720 Right, Wozniak. 574 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,160 Incredible work. 575 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,480 It seems to me that you're inhabiting 576 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:17,600 the body of an 80's sitcom man. With every video that goes past, 577 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,560 it looks like Richard Briers has been brought back to life. 578 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,680 Maybe that's what it was just being channelled, I don't know. 579 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,360 I was just blinded by the spectacle of it. 580 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,880 Well, he was hiding behind bins with some branches. 581 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,200 Yeah, I didn't even know he was behind that. 582 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,600 Because of the branches? Yeah. 583 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,240 OK, it's time for the turn of Charlotte Rat-chie. 584 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:43,920 "THIS WAY FOR CHEESE. 585 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,920 "All rats welcome." 586 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,840 In case they thought only some were. Yeah, you never know. 587 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,760 OK. 588 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,920 I'm just finding the...the breathing hole. 589 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,320 Yeah. 590 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:03,360 If everything's gone according to plan, I should be completely hidden. 591 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,480 Yeah. Yeah. 592 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,400 It's not going to know what's hit it. 593 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:08,880 OK. 594 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,280 Do you want me to put this here? Yes, please. 595 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,160 Thank you. 596 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,400 Good luck. 597 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,200 This is terrifying. 598 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,080 APPLAUSE 599 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,480 Have you got the rat? I think so. 600 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,800 One rat. 601 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,040 Thank you, Charlotte. Thank you. 602 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,880 Ingenious. Uh, didn't the rules say you had to be off the green, 603 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,800 though, by, like, three metres or something? Wasn't that in the rules? 604 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,440 Yeah. It did hint at that in the rules. I mean, I don't want to be... 605 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,480 I was ...was going to dramatically reveal that. 606 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,160 Oh, sorry, sorry, mate. 607 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,120 Ingenious. I could take issue with the idea that the rat could 608 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,640 read your sign, "This way, rat.". That is, yeah. 609 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,080 Sure, if I was being pedantic, but it's a remote control rat, 610 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,080 so let's not be... Right. Yeah. ..pernickety. 611 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,840 I mean, I thought it was amazing 612 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,520 and I can tell you now it would be getting five sweet points 613 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,480 cos I thought it was the most ingenious thing. 614 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,720 So no points to Charlotte. No points to Charlotte. 615 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,600 Literally none? I'm sorry, OK, yeah. Um... Fine. 616 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,640 One point to Jamali, his was rubbish. 617 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:29,880 Right. Yeah, fair enough. 618 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,960 I mean, uh, yeah, all right. So one point to Jamali 619 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,840 and then we're jumping up to three, are we now? 620 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,280 Yeah, it's tricky. I think, as a team... 621 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,720 If only we could've collaborated. 622 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,360 ..if only you could have collaborated. 623 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,800 Sarah and Mike. I'm going to give them both three points. 624 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,880 Three points to Sarah, three points to Mike. 625 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,440 Yeah, and you've got to give it to him. 626 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,960 It was a...it was a lovely stroke. 627 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,680 It trapped the rat and it was ingenious. 628 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,080 I'm going to give him five points. 629 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,960 Five points to Lee Mack's rat trap. Thank you. 630 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,000 I think I'll take the five points, thank you. 631 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,240 Let's have another one. 632 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,360 This one involves some dangerous table service outside 633 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,560 an aircraft hangar. 634 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:14,960 Hey, Alex. 635 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,440 You're ready for anything. 636 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,560 I never know with this show though. 637 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,360 The task could be go to sleep for 20 minutes. 638 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,840 How do you feel? 639 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,040 I feel bold as brass in this get-up. 640 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,360 Hello, Lee. Alex. 641 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,880 Think it's the coolest you've looked so far. Thank you. 642 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,840 Hiya. Oh, hiya. 643 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,240 "Deliver all the plates to Alex." 644 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,600 "When carrying the plates, you must travel by scooter..." 645 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,000 "..or bicycle or hoverboard." 646 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,200 "For every plate fallen or broken, 647 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,440 "you will have 20 minutes added to your time." 648 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,440 "Fastest wins. 649 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,960 "You may start moving plates in three minutes from now." 650 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,640 Yeah, you've got three minutes to test out the equipment, if you want to. Yeah, yeah. 651 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,760 Finally, the costume has come in handy. 652 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,960 That's it, off you go. 653 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000 Oh, my God. 654 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,160 LAUGHS: Oh, my God. 655 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,360 Whee-hee-hee-hee-hee! 656 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,200 Whoa. 657 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,160 Whoa-ho-ho-ho. 658 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,640 Pretty cool. 659 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,960 Do you mind me asking, are you an only child? No. 660 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,440 Another classic Greg Davies chat-up line. 661 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,720 Why do you ask, Greg? 662 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,800 It was just that narrating your own play time 663 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,080 broke my heart a little bit. "Whoa.". 664 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,480 Oh, my gosh, honestly. 665 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,440 I can't believe I was having so much fun like. 666 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,480 It's really sweet, Charlotte. Well, thanks. 667 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:58,040 When I was a kid, there was a bloke who decided, one day, 668 00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,960 that for the rest of his life, 669 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,760 he would wear full dinner dress everywhere he went. 670 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,760 His name was Scooby, RIP. 671 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:10,240 Anyway, I think if Scooby was still alive and he was standing next 672 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,280 to me and you went by in your outfit, 673 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,080 he'd nudge me and go, "Poor bloke.". LAUGHTER 674 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,400 Yeah. Tragic. 675 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,960 I loved it with the cape flapping in the wind. 676 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,360 It's an incredible image. Yeah. 677 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,040 Um, shall we see some stuff? 678 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:26,640 OK, so it's 18 tables, 20-minute penalty for each plate smashed. 679 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:30,200 Now just like what a yuppy had for breakfast in the '90s, 680 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,280 it's Jam and Charlie. 681 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:33,320 LAUGHTER 682 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,000 You can start moving plates in three seconds. 683 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,320 ..two, one. WHISTLE BLOWS 684 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:51,760 OK. 685 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,800 SMASH 686 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,120 APPLAUSE 687 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,880 Hi, Charlotte. Hiya. 688 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,320 Whee. 689 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,800 Oh, whee. 690 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,040 LAUGHS: That's... 691 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,440 Oh, gosh. 692 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,880 20 minutes, is it? 693 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,840 Did you drop it? 694 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:46,960 All righty. 695 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,880 There you go. 696 00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:58,360 Ooh. 697 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,560 Thank you for the plates, Charlotte. 698 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,520 Are they all there? They're all there. 699 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,160 Well, no, some... One table's gone. 700 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,680 Ah. But this is one table. 701 00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:10,720 Right. Good? 702 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,440 Yes, you can go now. Done. Thank you, Jamali, bye-bye. 703 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,280 It's absolutely mystifying, Jamali. 704 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,160 I just didn't tie it properly at the bottom, that was the only problem. 705 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,600 You think that your bum papoose would've worked otherwise? 706 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,920 I was trying to do, like, what ladies do in the motherland 707 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,080 with babies, where they tie it around themselves but 708 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,080 I just didn't get... So I think if it was a baby... 709 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,680 Yeah, well, mercifully, there wasn't a baby in there of course. 710 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:36,320 Well, nine babies smashed on the car park. Nine smashed babies. 711 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,960 You don't want that. No, not... You don't want that on your CV. 712 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,360 Not on primetime TV, no. 713 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,800 No. Charlotte. Hmm. 714 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,160 Two whees, one wa-hoo and one oh. 715 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,560 I mean, uh, I did it and I had fun, so what more can you ask for? 716 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,720 You looked like you were having a lot of fun. 717 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,320 You could just send me on miles and I would laugh the whole way. 718 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,960 I did it recently. 719 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,160 I took one out and I was, like, I couldn't stop laughing. 720 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,400 Ah, I'm thinking about it now. 721 00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,960 LAUGHTER 722 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,640 Jamali was eight minutes even without the smashing cos he, 723 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,440 he went back to double bum papoose the second lot. 724 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,400 So eight minutes plus the 180 minutes penalty for the nine plates. 725 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,440 So incredibly, even though Charlotte did the plates two at a time 726 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,440 she was three hours, two minutes and 48 seconds faster than Jamali. 727 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,800 Wow. Even though she went very slowly. 728 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,240 I think it's fair to say the bum papoose has been a failure. 729 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,360 Yeah, yeah. 730 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,920 Sometimes you've got to fail to succeed in life, innit? Mm, mm. 731 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,120 You live and learn. That's what Edison said. 732 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,440 Well, mercy me. 733 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:32,400 It's the end of three, just time to pop round to your neighbour's 734 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,800 house and tell them you've never liked them. 735 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,200 APPLAUSE 736 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,680 APPLAUSE 737 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:48,960 Hello, we're back. 738 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,640 I said we would be! You did. 739 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,280 You're reliable and girthy. 740 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,800 In a great way. 741 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,600 Before the break, they were trying to deliver some plates to a table 742 00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,000 via some trendy transport. 743 00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,480 Now, with two names that were 744 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,720 popular in the '80s, it's Lee and Sarah. 745 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,160 You can start collecting plates. WHISTLE BLOWS 746 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,000 OK. 747 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 Ooh...wow, they're heavy. 748 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:39,920 Hi, Sarah. Hi. 749 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,920 You've brought me my plates. Yeah. Thank you. 750 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,760 Am I doing this wrong? 751 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,080 HE GRUNTS LOUDLY 752 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,240 Come on! Get in! 753 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,640 HE STRAINS Gosh, that's heavy! 754 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,400 LOUD STRAINING CONTINUES 755 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:58,200 Ahh! 756 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,760 Stop the clock! 757 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:09,280 All right. 758 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:12,840 Bollocks. 759 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,600 Thank you for the plates. 760 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,040 Thank you FOR the plates. All safely delivered? 761 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,080 I mean, life's for living, right? 762 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,160 I've stopped the clock. Yes. 763 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,360 I should've done the whole table the first time. 764 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,720 Would I get a bonus point if I manage to juggle three? 765 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:34,880 I'm going to say "yes". 766 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,680 That didn't happen. Thank you, Lee. 767 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:45,240 Lovely. APPLAUSE 768 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:49,120 There's a marked contrast where... you often attempt the wheel skid 769 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,600 as you arrive at a table. That's right. Very exciting. 770 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,640 And then, the rest of the time, you looked like you were going 771 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,600 at the pace of a little old lady. 772 00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,440 What I found really depressing about it is that I know 773 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:02,640 I'm being visually boring, so I'm trying to zhuzz it up 774 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,000 by putting my foot out occasionally. 775 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,000 Oh, come on, you shouted "life's for living". 776 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,920 Yeah, because I knew that I was boring the crew senseless. 777 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,160 LAUGHTER 778 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,720 And what you've done cleverly is put me next to Lee in the edit, 779 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,120 so you can see what showman - 780 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,400 he's juggling plates, he's got a cape on. Yeah. 781 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,920 He's put some thought into it. 782 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,680 Yeah, it's a pretty cruel juxtaposition. It's nasty. 783 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:26,920 Old, er, swag-and-bag worked out a treat, though, didn't it? Yeah. 784 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,840 I didn't shout out "life's for living". 785 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,840 You didn't need to. The crew shouted it. 786 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:31,880 LAUGHTER 787 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,720 Again and again, and again. Again and again, and again. Yeah. 788 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,440 For the rest of that day. 789 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,800 We're going to take those minutes off, though, cos he... 790 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,600 No, no, let's get something straight here. 791 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,200 You said, "Bing them to the table". I brought them to the table. 792 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,640 End of task - oh, they've fallen out of the thing. 793 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,920 And what happens if we say those two plates count? 794 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,360 Then he'll come second-last with a time of 41 minutes, 20. 795 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,680 Well, I think this has got to be properly debated amongst the group. 796 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:55,760 JAMALI: I agree with you guys, I think Lee's wrong, 797 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,920 and I think he smashed a plate before the time ended. 798 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,840 That's what I think. I think he's second-last material, mate. Yeah. 799 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,800 Come down to the bottom with me, innit? 800 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,560 LAUGHTER Who is the final contestant? 801 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,720 It's Mr Mike Wosniak. Mike Wosniak! 802 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,080 MIKE: Go. 803 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,960 OK. I imagined this to move faster, but it... 804 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,440 ..it might be sensing my creeping sense of dread. 805 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:25,920 Go. 806 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,240 OK. 807 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,680 Okey dokey. 808 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:38,720 OK. 809 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:41,560 Come on. 810 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,480 Here we go. Ooh, hello! 811 00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,080 Look at that. 812 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,520 Something's happening. 813 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,600 Are you operating this remotely? 814 00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:58,960 HE GROANS 815 00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:03,120 OK. 816 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:06,360 Come on, baby. 817 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,480 Come on. Mush... 818 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:10,840 APPLAUSE 819 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,040 Mush, mush, mush. 820 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,800 Mush, mush. 821 00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,080 Mush! 822 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,400 Tick tock. That's it. 823 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,680 Tick tock. 824 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:25,960 Tick tock, always against the clock. 825 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,000 Whoa. 826 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,920 APPLAUSE Thank you, Mike. Thank you. 827 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,800 I'm so soggy... I'll go and do all that. 828 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,040 Yeah. It's not your fault. Thanks. Bye-bye. 829 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,320 APPLAUSE CONTINUES 830 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:50,520 Has there ever been a more stark juxtaposition 831 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,160 than you on that scooter in front of a jet? 832 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,120 LAUGHTER 833 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:59,200 In my head, that whole thing lasted about 7-8 seconds. 834 00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:01,400 Have you used one before? No, I've never... 835 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,000 Of course he hasn't! I'm sorry! 836 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,400 I actually thought it was... That's why I couldn't resist. 837 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,000 Do you know right at the end of that, Mike pointed out 838 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,200 that he was soaking wet because of the rain? 839 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:13,400 And then, he paused, looked back and went, "It's not your fault". 840 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,960 I think you could be eaten by a tiger, and you'd say, 841 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,160 "It's not your fault." It's just instinct. 842 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,120 "You're a carnivore." LAUGHTER 843 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,040 He did it in 3 minutes and 2 seconds. Oh, wow! Wow. 844 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,720 Sarah, 2 minutes, 29 seconds. 845 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,440 Charlotte, 5 minutes, 12. 846 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,840 Jamali, 188 minutes because of the smashed plates. 847 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,160 So, it's whether Lee comes first or fourth. 848 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,240 Listen, I don't think, in Taskmaster history, 849 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,600 I've ever put a decision onto you - but I'm going to. 850 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,840 Well, if rules are rules, then I think Lee has to win 851 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,280 because he delivered 18 unbroken plates in 1 minute, 20. 852 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,960 There you go. It's done. APPLAUSE 853 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,520 So, it's 1 point to Jamali, 2 points to Charlotte, 854 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,040 3 to Mike, 4 to Sarah, 855 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,600 but 5 points to Lee Mack, the reckless man! Lovely. 856 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:52,960 APPLAUSE 857 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,320 Quick look at the scoreboard. 858 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,680 Er, before that, we might need a quick look in your drawer. 859 00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:59,680 I've put something in it during the break. 860 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:01,160 Oh. 861 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,440 I see. 862 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,440 You promised Jamali one point... Oh, yeah. 863 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,240 ..if you are able to spin the pillow. 864 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,200 So, how many attempts do you get? 865 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:10,760 Three? OK. Go on, three attempts. 866 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,040 LAUGHTER 867 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,160 OK. That's one. I'm building the tension. 868 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,760 Yeah, yeah, build it up. I threw that one. Yeah - ooh! 869 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,800 And that...and that one. 870 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,760 THEY LAUGH 871 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,720 Oh, oh, oh. AUDIENCE OOHS 872 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,520 All right. I can't spin a pillow. LEE: That is poor. 873 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,720 Ooh, you didn't do that. This is proper. Oh! 874 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:31,480 That is proper. He folds it in half. Yeah, and then, you... Wow. 875 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,000 CHEERING Look at that. 876 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,280 SARAH: Now to the other hand! To the other hand! 877 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,960 Hooray! That's it. CHEERING 878 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,360 So, that is one bonus point for Jamali! 879 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,120 APPLAUSE Ah, well done, Jamali. 880 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,240 Can we have a quick look at the scoreboards, please? 881 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,000 Yes, it's made all the difference cos Jamali's now got 7 points, 882 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,960 Mike and Lee have both got 17! 883 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,880 It's all to play for. 884 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:56,160 Will you please head to the stage, for the first time this series, 885 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:57,680 for the final task of the show? 886 00:42:57,720 --> 00:43:01,040 APPLAUSE 887 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,200 Yes! Yes. 888 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:05,520 Who will be reading the task out? 889 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,800 I would like Lee Mack to read the task out. 890 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:08,840 Please read it! 891 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:15,440 "Stack your buckets so that they are taller than you. 892 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:18,920 "Then put one beanbag on top of the buckets. 893 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:23,080 "You may not leave your spot at any point. Fastest wins." 894 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,800 Does everyone understand the rules? 895 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,360 Stack it so it's taller than me, then put a beanbag on top. Yeah. 896 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,840 Well, why have we got five beanbags? 897 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,680 It's up to you how you use those beanbags, but one must go on top. 898 00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:33,400 That'll do. When you've finished, 899 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,880 please put your hand on your hips for two seconds. 900 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,200 You can start stacking when I blow my whistle. 901 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,520 WHISTLE BLOWS Oh, my God. 902 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,400 That's it, it's happening. 903 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,440 Stay on your spot, Lee! Oh, he's left his spot! 904 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,120 Stay on your spot! I had to get it back! 905 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,880 You MUST stay on your spots. 906 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,200 Very important. 907 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,040 Are you enjoying the task, Greg? 908 00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,480 It's electric! 909 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,440 Very calm from Jamali. 910 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,560 Who do you think's going to win, Greg? 911 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,080 Whoa! Oh! 912 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:09,280 This is what we want. 913 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:10,800 You can't use them all up, though. 914 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,920 That is a not a wise use of a beanbag. 915 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,120 He's gone early with beanbags. This is a... 916 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,960 THEY LAUGH 917 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,720 I mean, I had you in the corner of... I'm messing with it! 918 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:22,840 I mean, that was... 919 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,080 Ohh, lovely! 920 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,920 Ah! A lovely strike. APPLAUSE 921 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,280 CHARLOTTE: He's too good! Go and fuck up the big one! 922 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,040 Use the bucket and kick up Mike's one. 923 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,760 We've got a chance over there, Greg. MIKE: It's a bit tense. 924 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:36,920 Ah! 925 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,440 LEE: I'm on the spot! Oh! 926 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:39,760 I'm on the spot! 927 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,360 SARAH: I've got it, I've got it! 928 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,120 She did it, Sarah Kendall takes it! 929 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,960 We'll check the clock, we will check the clock. 930 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,760 CHARLOTTE: Can I go higher than me? 931 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,840 We have somebody who thinks they've finished. 932 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,680 Oh! She hasn't. 933 00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:55,880 Leave it. Stack the buckets. 934 00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,080 THEY LAUGH 935 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:07,080 CHARLOTTE: Oh, guys! 936 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,720 Five, four, three... 937 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,960 ..two, one, it's over! 938 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,280 WHISTLE BLOWS 939 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,640 Right. Put your buckets down. 940 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,000 Come and join me down here, 941 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,600 and we'll see how that's affected the final scores. 942 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:20,680 APPLAUSE 943 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,040 Welcome back. Ah, thanks, Greg. 944 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,680 Er, I was talking to them. Oh. Thanks, Greg. 945 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:29,840 Well, after all that chaos... 946 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,640 ..0 points to Charlotte. Thank you. 947 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:33,240 0 points to Jamali. Yeah. 948 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,840 0 to Lee. 0 to Mike. 949 00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,400 Sarah stacked the buckets. 950 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,360 She put the beanbag on top, she put her hands on her hips... 951 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:40,920 ..but it fell... Ah. 952 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,920 ..two seconds after she did it, and three frames. Woohoo. 953 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:47,040 So, 5 points to Sarah Kendall! 5 points to Sarah Kendall. 954 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:50,560 APPLAUSE See, following the rules can be fun. 955 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,160 Lee and Mike were in the lead with 17, but now the leader 956 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,520 with 18 points and the winner, in fact, is Sarah Kendall! 957 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,720 CHEERING 958 00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,640 Who would've thought it? Not me. 959 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:03,160 Sarah Kendall wins. 960 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:06,720 Please go and cash in on your carriable collection! 961 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:10,440 Whoo! Wow. APPLAUSE 962 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,920 So, what have we learnt today? 963 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,960 We've learnt that if you're a new parent, 964 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,280 you're struggling to get your child to sleep, 965 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,040 why not book Sarah Kendall to bring some plates round? 966 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,640 The whole house will be fast asleep in seconds. 967 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,120 And yet, she comes out on top tonight. 968 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,480 So, let's hear it for our winner, Sarah Kendall! 969 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,480 Subtitles by Red Bee Media