1 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:06,480 This programme contains strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:08,280 Taskmaster was recorded 3 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:11,440 in accordance with all social distancing guidelines in place 4 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,360 at the time of filming. 5 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:15,360 I just need to read that again. 6 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,400 APPLAUSE 7 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:34,160 Hello, and welcome to Taskmaster. 8 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:38,280 I'm your captain, Greg Davis, and I'm in charge of this almighty, 9 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:42,720 yet volatile warship, as it pitches wildly through task infested waters. 10 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:45,920 A brave crew will learn something new about themselves every day 11 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:50,560 before returning to dry land to immediately sack their agents. 12 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:53,560 The audience are watching from a distant island. 13 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:57,280 So let's meet the scurvy-gummed biscuit eaters of the high seas. 14 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,920 They are Charlotte Ritchie! 15 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,280 Jamali Maddix! 16 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:06,240 Lee Mack! 17 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:07,960 Mike Wozniak! 18 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,400 And Sarah Kendall! 19 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:14,200 And next to me is a man who's head is shaped like the rubber 20 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:18,040 at the end of a pencil and who's body is shaped like a pencil. 21 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:21,840 He's a human pencil with a killer smile, it's little Alex Horne! 22 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,600 Hey, a compliment! Yeah. 23 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,920 Thank you for my compliment. Bit of a twist. Yeah, I'll take pencil. 24 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:31,200 Let's get this chat under way, shall we? Let's do it. 25 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,920 I have finished maths. 26 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,800 I've learnt all of maths, you can ask me any sum 27 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,120 and I promise you I'll get it right. OK. 28 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:41,040 I put a calculator in your drawer if you want to test me? OK. 29 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:45,360 I can't turn it on. 30 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,920 I genuinely can't turn it on. Is there one that says on? 31 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,680 Sometimes it says AC and no-one knows what that means. 32 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,920 No, that doesn't do it. It simply doesn't work. 33 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,720 It's broken. I don't think this section's going to get any better 34 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:59,800 than this. I think that what's happened in the last minute 35 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,680 is as good as any of your other chat. 36 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,040 Great, let's get going! 37 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:08,480 Of course. The prize task is first on the agenda 38 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:11,760 and this time the category is the most shocking thing 39 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,680 that is bigger than a cat, but smaller than a pig. 40 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,160 Greg will have to decide which of the five items brought in 41 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,280 is the most shocking thing that is bigger than a cat 42 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:22,360 and smaller than a pig, and out will come his big five points. 43 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,720 The overall winner at the end of the episode will take home 44 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:27,600 five shocking things that are bigger than cats, but smaller than pigs. 45 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:28,880 OK, good. 46 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:31,800 Just very briefly, why did we have to have the whole cat pig thing? 47 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:34,560 So they knew what sort of size thing to bring in. Yeah. Yeah? 48 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:38,800 People say I bully you, but I think it's deserved. 49 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,120 Mike. Hello. Hello. 50 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:45,200 What thing have you brought in that fits this clang's criteria? 51 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,560 There's a controversial artist who lives in Dartmoor, 52 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:51,640 not far from me, who renders scenes from the animal kingdom 53 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:57,320 out of glass. So I despatched it to Taskmaster HQ. 54 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:58,960 OK, this is what arrived. 55 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,320 Oh, that's a shame. 56 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,600 There wasn't a lot of bubble wrap, that was the problem. 57 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:05,440 So that's broken, is it? That is, it's a great shame. 58 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:07,920 The description was a glassware sculpture depicting a scene 59 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,120 from the animal kingdom. Alpaca - in brackets - 60 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,920 shaved in flagrante delicto with gecko - in brackets - 61 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,400 frenzied, as robin redbreast looks on impassively. 62 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,360 Shock level - high. So it was a shocking scene. 63 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,360 I mean, I can show you the label from the courier here. 64 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,480 You can see it did say "ultra care deluxe super fragile delivery deal." 65 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:27,560 I did splash out for that, and it was perfect 66 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,760 when the courier received it. 67 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,280 It's a great tragedy. It's a real shame. I'm sorry about that. 68 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:33,560 Lee. 69 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,040 Um, I was thinking what's bigger than a cat 70 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,480 but smaller than a pig? A dog. 71 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,360 I couldn't find a shocking-looking dog. 72 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:44,920 So in the end I went for a baby's head welded onto a dog. 73 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,280 Do you want to see it? Yeah. Here it is. 74 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:51,360 Oh, gosh. It's one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life. 75 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,080 It's called a realistic baby face mask and the reviews, 76 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:56,880 Brian Dee said, "Just what we needed for our holidays, 77 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,640 "well made, good quality." 78 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,240 Genuinely on Amazon, that review. 79 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:09,640 Charlotte can you beat a horrific baby dog hybrid? Yep, I can. 80 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,120 Confidently, I thought, 'Shocking,' OK. 81 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,080 And then I thought, a big bucket of ice. 82 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,640 And that's what she brought in. And that's what I brought in. 83 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,120 Here it is. 84 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,840 I'm excited for you to be positive about this. 85 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,360 It's rubbish. OK. Absolutely rubbish. 86 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,480 Jamali? 87 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:29,760 Wow! All right. I brought in a mini motorbike, right? 88 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:33,040 Here it is. Oh, God. It's a mini motorbike, but check it out. 89 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,560 I was so focused on the size, I forgot the shocking. 90 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,440 So you just went with the object part of the challenge? 91 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:41,360 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean to be fair, I am fairly shocked 92 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,520 that you forgot about the shocking part of the task. 93 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,760 Yeah, there you go! So that was something. There you go. 94 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,640 Jesus Christ. Do you know what? I'll settle with three points. 95 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:52,120 Will you? Yeah. Ill settle with four, actually. 96 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,600 I'll tell you, we'll call it even. Just give me three points, 97 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:57,200 and then we're good. Can we all say now what we'll settle with? 98 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,400 I'll settle with four. I think Lee deserves five. 99 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,440 Yeah, I'll settle with five. B-b-b-b-buh! 100 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:05,360 B-b-buh! Sarah? 101 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:09,000 I asked a friend of mine, cos I was kind of worried about 102 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:12,120 bringing in a good prize, so she brought out 103 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:15,800 one of her...she said it's a toy that I bought for my kid. 104 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:17,800 This is the toy. 105 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:21,040 And then she said that the tail is a butt plug. Ooh! 106 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:24,640 And then two people can sit on the ears. 107 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:28,040 And then I just said I don't think anyone else is seeing that 108 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,680 with that toy? Well, they're not. 109 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,960 I mean, in terms of shape, Greg, it does have a flanged end to prevent 110 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:38,240 the device from being lost inside the rectum, so it would work. 111 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,960 So it's a shocking donkey. Are you ready to score? Yep. 112 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,640 Are we starting? It's pretty difficult. 113 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,400 Are you starting at the top or the bottom? 114 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,440 It's not difficult to get the bottom. Why? 115 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,840 Well, cos someone brought in a load of ice. 116 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,760 Oh. Oh, I see. 117 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,680 I'm giving Charlotte one point. 118 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,480 I'm going to give all three of the weirdos three points. 119 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,680 Three points to Jamali, three to Mike, three to Sarah. 120 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:00,240 Pretty happy with that. The only person who brought something 121 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,920 that genuinely shocked me, that disgusting baby thing. 122 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,080 we'll give him five points. Five points to Lee Mack. 123 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,760 There we go. Thank you. 124 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,880 OK. Lay a task on me! 125 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,160 Sure thing. 126 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:14,000 It's time to take all our clothes off, get hot and sweaty, 127 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,280 and sit on some wood! 128 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,880 Hey, what's up? Hi, Jamali. Hey, you good? 129 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,080 Oh, please don't go past that rope. 130 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,840 Thank you. 131 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,680 What's that for? It's for you. 132 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,400 Thank you. 133 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,720 For you. 134 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,120 Thanks. 135 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,880 What am I missing? 136 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:52,320 Hey, what's up? What do you mean? 137 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:54,640 What's the task, man? Oh, yes, sorry. 138 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,400 It's on that, it's on that. Oh, it's on the towel? It's on here? 139 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,840 Yeah. Where's the task? 140 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,440 It's not far away. OK. Yeah. 141 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,000 Don't tell me it's, like, on me? Ahh! 142 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,240 Task on the towel? Can I take it off? 143 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:10,200 I see. Oh, hello. 144 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,840 Make the sauna stones hiss. 145 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:16,760 You must be standing behind the rope when the sauna stones hiss. 146 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,800 You may not move the sauna stones or this rope. 147 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:23,520 That was the first thing I thought. You may not use a hose. 148 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,840 Fastest wins. Your time starts now. 149 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,160 You don't like it when Jamali says "what's up," do you? 150 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,960 You don't like any kind of slang language. 151 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,120 But I'm doing my best. What's up? 152 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,960 Yeah, man. See? We cool! 153 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,240 Cool. 154 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:43,040 "We cool". That was...that was more irritating than the "what's up". 155 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:46,160 When you went "we cool"! We are cool! 156 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,880 That's more you. 157 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:49,160 Let's crack on. 158 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:52,240 So it's saunas. I like a sauna. I see the health benefits 159 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:56,000 and we're going to start with Lee Mike, Lee and Mike. 160 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,560 Lee Mack and Mike. Here we go. 161 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:01,760 Just got to luzz some water at them, right? Um... 162 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,720 "Luzz" did you say? Luzz. I was going to luzz. 163 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:06,080 Luzz some water. How are you spelling luzz? 164 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:09,800 Luzz. L-U-Z-Z. 165 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:14,640 I used to play again called Track and Field on a computer game 166 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,480 in the '80s, and the shot-putter would spin around. 167 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,520 You had to press the button at the exact moment to release it. 168 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:32,480 Oh, God, that would have worked if I had double-bagged! 169 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:35,160 Here's a good old luzzer. How are you spelling that? 170 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,840 L-U-Z-Z-E-R. 171 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,920 No. Poor. Poor start. 172 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:45,680 Aagghhhh! 173 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,480 Oh, for God's sake! 174 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,120 Maybe I should just be luzzing it the old-fashioned way. 175 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:52,560 Nature's luzzer. 176 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:56,160 No hit. 177 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:03,800 Right. 178 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:07,640 Progress. 179 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,480 How do you gaffer all that together? 180 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,720 It's bamboo time. 181 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,120 Yes! 182 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:22,440 Now, let's see. Something's happening there, isn't it? 183 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,720 Just before I try that... 184 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:26,960 I think we all know what I'm going to do! 185 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:34,160 Sorry. 186 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:37,400 Oh, shit. 187 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,760 Sorry. 188 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:41,960 I'm just going to go and get some more water. Back in a moment! 189 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,240 Right, try and not get killed. 190 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,560 Here we go! Come on! 191 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,640 HISSING Yes! 192 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,440 What a shot! 193 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:10,360 Right, I've not got a very good aim, so I wonder if I need to build 194 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:16,320 a sort of structure that will help encourage the projectile 195 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,840 to its home. 196 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,240 OK. Jessica Ennis. 197 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,040 HISSING 198 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:28,640 I've stopped the clock! Oh, there we go! Well, thank you. 199 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,080 Thanks, Alex. Lovely. 200 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:35,960 Lee, your final throw was pretty dramatic. 201 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,600 I was pumped for quite a few hours. 202 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,280 I went straight in, made a cup of tea and had jammy dodger. 203 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:42,560 It's true. 204 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,160 So, "nature's luzzer" is the first of the catchphrases 205 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,320 that will never catch on, that I wrote down. 206 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:50,800 "It's bamboo time" being the second. 207 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:53,680 You know, it's bamboo o'clock, tick-tock! 208 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,760 Hang on there. Let me just put that down on the, uh... 209 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,920 "It's bamboo o'clock, tick-tock!" 210 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,880 Have you got some statistics for us? 211 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,160 Yes, well bamboo o'clock worked for Mike. 212 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:08,520 He did it in seconds. He did it in 704 seconds, 213 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,320 which is 11 minutes and 44. 214 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,520 Lee was 12 minutes 30, so he was slower than Mike. 215 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,000 He was slower. 216 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,920 Oh, I've just realised it's bamboo time! 217 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:22,120 Right! Break time. Flood us with adverts! 218 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:31,280 Welcome back to Taskmaster where we're currently 219 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:32,960 in the middle of a task. Sauna, Alex? 220 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,160 Little Alex Horne, I thank you. 221 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,960 Yes, they were trying to make some sauna stones hiss from a distance. 222 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,160 Not as easy as you might think. Next to have a hissy fit 223 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,080 are Charlotte and Sarah. 224 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:47,400 Is there ice in the freezer? Yeah, all right. 225 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,200 SHE LAUGHS 226 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,480 It's not bad. 227 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:06,080 Oh, no! Come on. 228 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,320 So I'll just do one more. 229 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,360 OK. 230 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,640 That was actually close! 231 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,440 Is that...? I didn't hear a hiss. Did you hear a hiss? 232 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,160 OK. 233 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:31,840 You thought you could run faster than the water would fall? Yep. 234 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,280 Oh, this is... No. 235 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,160 Oh! Ahhh. 236 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,000 OK. 237 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,520 Whoosh! HISSING 238 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,360 I've stopped the clock. Yes! 239 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,680 Whoosh! Whoosh! 240 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:17,320 It's hissing! HISSING 241 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,640 Yes, yeah. A little hiss there. thank you. 242 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,040 Thanks! 243 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,280 Right. Well done. 244 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,800 Um, for a while I thought you'd lost your mind, 245 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:31,320 because you just would continue to throw the ice repeatedly. 246 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:34,360 When you have no other ideas, you stick to your bad idea 247 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,000 and hope that through sheer persistence you're going to reap 248 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,320 some sort of benefit. It's the definition of madness. 249 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,680 Yeah, very. Yes, absolutely. Yep. 250 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:45,720 But then you did something far more logical. You took the ice cube 251 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,400 and you build a bridge to put the ice cube on. 252 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:49,600 I did that. 253 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:52,720 Um, Charlotte, you said "it's not bad" after your first water throw, 254 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,560 which was about one foot away from you. 255 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,680 So it was quite bad. It was bad. 256 00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:00,200 It's not easy to wield a turkey baster. It isn't. That's true! 257 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,120 It did go "pffunk" straight away, so... 258 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:07,440 Once you'd devised your pulley system, you then attempted 259 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,360 to run faster than gravity. 260 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,480 Again, yeah, imagine if I had beat it? 261 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,120 Oh, my God. I would have discovered something incredible. 262 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:17,480 You'd be able to just run up a tree to the moon. Pffwooooh! Yeah. 263 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:20,960 I can tell you that they both did it in seconds. 264 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:25,760 710 seconds over here, four seconds quicker than Mike. 265 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,920 At the moment Charlotte's in the lead. 266 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,800 But Sarah did it even faster. What? 267 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:33,920 Yeah, she did it in 482 seconds, just eight minutes and two seconds. 268 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,160 Right, lots faster. I'm really surprised by that. 269 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:40,120 All right, do you want to see the Jamali finale? So much. 270 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,720 Here it is. 271 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,520 Do we have any, like, balloons? Balloons? Balloons. Yeah. 272 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,360 Can I get one? Whereabouts are the balloons? 273 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,360 I'll get you a balloon. Yeah, can I get a balloon? 274 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,640 What colour? Any colour. Are you coming with me? 275 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,520 I mean, the thing is, it's a time thing, 276 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,720 and you're not going very fast. Oh, are you chasing me? 277 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, OK. If you could just... 278 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,800 ..step it up, please. Thank you. 279 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,360 Can you help me out here, mate? 280 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:21,400 Can you like hold this while I tape it around, please? 281 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,920 Ah, no. 282 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,560 No, not long enough. 283 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,720 Is there a bow and arrow in here? 284 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,480 No, there's no bow and arrow in the shed. 285 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:36,960 Oh, all right. 286 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,040 HISSING Well, that was a hiss. 287 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,520 Yeah, you're not behind the rope. 288 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,840 Wait for it. 289 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,480 You got to listen, Alex. 290 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,680 FAINT HISSING 291 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:08,280 Did I pass? I suppose so. Yep? We're counting that as a hiss. 292 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,800 All right! Thanks, Jamali. 293 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,080 Oooh! 294 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:18,320 Uh, again, I thoroughly enjoyed how irritated you get with Alex for... 295 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,960 It's like, it's a time thing and he just sort of goes, 296 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,560 "OK, any colour?" It's... Yeah, yeah, crack on. 297 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,320 I did trot along in the end. 298 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,040 It's incredibly irritating asking what colour balloon as well. 299 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,560 Yeah, yeah. What does it matter? Well, it might matter. 300 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,400 It didn't matter. No, it didn't matter. 301 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:35,480 Just to explain what happened with the sauna for Jamali. 302 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,600 The reason why we were trying to light it was cos 303 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,760 when the balloon burst, it put out the sauna. 304 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,760 The whole match system was born... 305 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,040 necessity being the mother of invention was born 306 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,960 when you were trying to light the thing, right? 307 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,680 Different type of hiss though, isn't it? It's a hiss though. 308 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:51,240 It's a hiss, mate. Is it a hiss, would you describe it as a hiss? 309 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,840 It is a hiss, mate. I'm counting it as a hiss. 310 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,360 I appreciate that. You can take that to the bank. Yeah. OK. 311 00:16:56,400 --> 00:17:00,080 I mean, it's slightly academic because it took him 25.5 minutes. 312 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,520 Jamali came last, so he gets one point. 313 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,480 Then it goes Lee with two points, 12 minutes. 314 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:13,120 Mike, three points, 11.44. Charlotte four points, 11.40. 315 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,880 But Sarah gets all five points with eight minutes and two seconds. 316 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:19,760 Yes! The ice bridge was triumphant. Scoreboard then, please. 317 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,200 Very satisfying for me. 318 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:25,480 It's 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, with Sarah in the lead with 8! 319 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:29,240 Lovely! Lovely. Do we have time for another one? 320 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,640 Oh, we have all the time in the Gregorian calendar! 321 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,880 CLOCK TRILLS Hey, what's up? 322 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,960 Hello, Jamali. Nice to see you again. 323 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,120 Do you want me to say "what's up" back? Nah. 324 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,240 OK. 325 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,560 "What's up" is like a thing you respond to, it's not like, 326 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:59,160 "what's up". "What's up?" Anyway, it doesn't matter. 327 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,120 Create the best new way to remember how many days 328 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,160 each of the months has. 329 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,600 I'm not sure I know the answer to that. 330 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,080 You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now. 331 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,840 Um, can I borrow your pen? Yes. 332 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,440 I just have to remember the basics before we do anything. Right. 333 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,440 Do you mind if I scrawl on this? Thank you. 334 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:22,400 Can I have a calendar, please? Do you mind what pictures are on it? 335 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:25,000 I just need a calendar ASAP, cos it's 20 minutes... 336 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,760 Can you.... just get the calendar, get the calendar. 337 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,560 I need to talk to a producer after this, 338 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,480 cos the time needs to be stopped when you're... 339 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,560 Just get the calendar. I can't deal with this. 340 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,040 There's a poem kicking around out there. 341 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,360 I've heard talk of this poem. You know it! 342 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,600 Right so we've got 30 days have September... 343 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,440 April, June... 344 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,000 November. 345 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,680 All the rest have 31. 346 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,640 Except for February, blah blah blah blah blah blah. 347 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,960 Right, I've got to confess here that I don't know 348 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,520 what the last line of that is. 349 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,840 "30 days have September, April, June and November. 350 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,720 "All the rest have 31, except for February, blee bluh bleee..." 351 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,440 I think it's what I always do in my head. 352 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,560 Do you want me to tell you the rest of it? Yes, please. 353 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,280 We had it as a reading at my wedding. 354 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,640 It goes, "All the rest have 31, but February's 28, 355 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:15,040 "the leap year which comes once in four gives February one day more." 356 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,400 No, that's not it. That's awful and that can't be it. 357 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,040 It doesn't even scan! 358 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,160 It makes me want to run up a tree to the moon! 359 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,720 So we're looking for an alternative to that? 360 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,600 Yes, just a way for you to remember the number of days in the month. 361 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,680 Let's crack on. OK. First up, it's a man. 362 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,240 He's got facial hair, but not just a moustache. 363 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,200 He's got a lovely big bushy beard. Yes, it's Mr Jamali Maddix. 364 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,520 Look, the time should be stopped. 365 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:45,360 Like, it's unfair, cos I'm based on his time of slowness. 366 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:48,560 Calendar, do you have my calendar? Yes, I'm putting it over here. 367 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:53,800 OK. Oh, so can I get more time on the clock? Um... 368 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:57,120 Thank you. I will leave him a voice mail. 369 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,600 So you're going to leave him... What's his full name? 370 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,400 I forgot his full name. Greg, Greg Davis. 371 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,920 Greg Davis, that's it. 372 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:06,360 He's got... I love Greg Davis, he's a funny guy. 373 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:10,280 He was good in Inbetweeners and, erm, 374 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,400 all the other great stuff he's done. 375 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,040 Hey, Greg. It's Jamali Maddix here. 376 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,880 So I'm just going to leave you a voice mail and then you can 377 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,600 go back to it when you need to go back to it. 378 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:25,040 Um, January has 31 days in the month. 379 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,080 Uh, February has 29, but I think sometimes it's a leap year. 380 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:31,800 You've got March, 31 days. Same as January. 381 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:36,200 You have April which is actually my birthday month, is 30 days. 382 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,360 So if you want to send me a gift. 383 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,080 July, which is summertime, and it's got 31 days, 384 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,680 which is nice cos we've got more days in the summer, I guess. 385 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:47,320 You've got August which is 31. October, which is 31 again. 386 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,080 November, we're at 30. 387 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,400 You got December, we're at 31. That's Christmas month. 388 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:56,360 And that's it! That's the... that's the whole thing. 389 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,880 So, yeah, give me a text back if you want. 390 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,560 Yeah, thank you, man. Appreciate it. 391 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:08,840 Quite a long message. I mean, it's a lot of information, isn't it? 392 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,720 You definitely haven't watched this show before you agreed to be on it. 393 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:18,320 Of course I've seen the show! You don't even know who I am! 394 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,400 I know who you are! I know who you are. 395 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,280 You don't know my name! I know Greg! 396 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,640 You knew some of his name. You don't know my second name. 397 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:29,480 Why do I need to know it? Hey, listen it's not about me. 398 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:33,000 In what situation am I going to think, "Oh, I'm not I'm not sure 399 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,200 "how many days there are in this month, 400 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,000 "I'll just listen to Jamali's voice mail?" 401 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,120 Did you not say just before, "I can't even remember 402 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,680 "the rhyme for the thing. It goes..." 403 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,640 Well, I didn't say it like that! OK. 404 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,280 So then I've given you personally a gift, 405 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,920 and then now you can listen back to it and remember. 406 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,640 It was one hell of an opener. Who's next? 407 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,880 It's the Australian Sarah Kendall and Shane Richie. 408 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:58,280 Sorry? Shane Rich... Charlotte Ritchie! 409 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,720 I don't understand how leap years work, 410 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:04,280 so I don't know if that matters. I guess it does matter, 411 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,000 because you have to remember how many days each one has. 412 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:11,080 So the way I remember it is January February, March, April, May, June, 413 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,760 July, August, September, October, November, December. 414 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:19,200 The up ones are 31 and the downs are 30. 415 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,960 So we need an up and a down, and it needs to be memorable. 416 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,800 That's a clock. That's exciting. Yeah. 417 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,960 I guess the problem is is that time only has two hands. 418 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:35,480 J, M, M. Oh, I need more vowels. 419 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,840 Jm, jm, jaod. Jammjoad! 420 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:43,120 Then the leftover letters are "snadge". 421 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,880 So I'm thinking of April? Yeah, Snadge. 422 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,800 Or Jammjoad. 423 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,520 August. Ah. 424 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,840 Ah, that's two Js. One, two, three, four, five, six. 425 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,960 It just needs six hands 426 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,920 and then the second set of hands will be longer. 427 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,760 Cos effectively what I'm doing is making a calendar 428 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,800 that you can look at! Can I make this into a real clock? Yes. 429 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,920 If you lie in a certain way... 430 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,240 OK, so if he starts on his left foot. 431 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:18,880 31, 28, 31, 30. 432 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,760 So. 433 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,280 Oh. Yep. the only problem is that the clock actually, 434 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:29,080 it turns out I think since I've been making it, has manipulated the arms. 435 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,960 Cos at the moment June doesn't have any days and July's got 61. 436 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,440 Yeah. 437 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,960 August, elbow September. 438 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,920 Oh, I'm just going to have to lower it. 439 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,720 Back up to the shoulder for October. 440 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,600 Keep November, December 31! 441 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,840 Greg has to sit like this! And what's the system? 442 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,560 The joints of the body. 443 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,560 So if I say to you July? 444 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:57,120 January, February, March, April, May, June, July! 445 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,960 It's your 31. 446 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,880 Did you initially, when you... 447 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,800 when you developed your letter system, you wanted me to learn 448 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,600 jammjoad snadge? 449 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,760 Yes! I did! 450 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:20,520 I was in such a state of panic, I felt sick! 451 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,800 The body system's good, as long as I remember to stay like this, right? 452 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,600 I have tried to represent it in a graphic, which should clear that up. 453 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,400 Looks like this. That's an easy thing to remember, isn't it? 454 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,960 And the red? Reds are up, so they have more numbers. 455 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,680 Reds are up, yeah. 456 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,040 Mate, it really is a workable system though, isn't it? 457 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,880 If you think it is, then it is. 458 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,440 Well, it is. And it doesn't involve me 459 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,040 listening to a 35 minute answerphone message. 460 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,120 Are you saying its easier to do that than to press play? 461 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,080 It's not easier, it's less time-consuming. 462 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:52,440 Charlotte, I write down some of my favourite quotes 463 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,400 as the series rattle on, and that's going in the quote book. 464 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,960 "I guess the problem is that time only has two hands." 465 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,680 Yes. It doesn't make any more sense the more you think about it. 466 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,640 It's wrong. Well, cos, yeah, famously clocks have three hands, 467 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,360 there's the minutes and the hours and the seconds. Oh. 468 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,640 Yes, they do. They do, of course. 469 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,480 They do have three hands. 470 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,960 The task wasn't necessarily to make a better system 471 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,200 for remembering the months, it was a system. 472 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,200 But I think it's implied it should be better than the poem. 473 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,440 But what's good is you just look at it, you know. 474 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,560 Well, you tell me a month that I want to know, 475 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,280 and I'll whisk around and look at it. OK, October. 476 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,640 Here it is. Yeah, easy. 477 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,840 It's pink. 30! No, it's got 31. The clock is broken. 478 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,320 Yeah, she got muddled up with the pink and blue in the end, 479 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:41,160 so the whole thing is wrong. So the whole thing is wrong, 480 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,640 so you know that that's true. 481 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,120 So now that you know that it's wrong what would you answer? 482 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,440 I can reverse engineer my answer. Let's try it! June. Um... 483 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,280 You're stitching me up, Alex. 31. 484 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,680 So... Another 30! 485 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,400 Another part dies, but I shall resurrect her! 486 00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,920 LIGHTNING CRASHES 487 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,320 She will be reborn! 488 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,640 Hello and welcome back to Taskmaster. 489 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,320 Alex, remind the insolents what the task was before the break. 490 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:15,320 They're so insolent - but also some of them are really cool. 491 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,240 Before the break these guys were all trying to create a new 492 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,760 way to remember how many days each month has. 493 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,840 You want to see the last two guys? Yes, please. 494 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:27,400 OK. It's our very own Calendar Girls, it's Lee and Mike. 495 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:28,960 Mm. 496 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,360 Don't have a bath if you're feeling dirty 497 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,880 if the month only contains days that are 30. 498 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,760 I'm talking of September, April... No, I'm not. 499 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,840 I'm talking of September, April and June, 500 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:53,120 and November's not good if you're a sweaty baboon. 501 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,880 Now, I can't read my own writing. Hang on. 502 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,760 Don't wash in February because that's 28 or 29. 503 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,760 Use a flannel instead to remove all the brine. 504 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,520 All the...? Brine. I couldn't think of a word! 505 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,000 Brine is sort of, like... 506 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,720 I don't know what brine is but it's just, it's... 507 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,040 Grime! Grime! 508 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,000 OK. 509 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:19,600 November's not good if you're a sweaty baboon 510 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:23,040 but don't wash in February because that's 28 out of 29, use 511 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,600 a flannel instead to remove all the grime. 512 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,640 All the rest are OK, cos they've got 31, have a bath if you like 513 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,600 and treat yourself to a scone. 514 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,440 WHISTLE BLOWS That's you're 20 minutes up, Mike. 515 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,960 Er, I've got a pneumonic for the Taskmaster. 516 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,440 LAUGHTER 517 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,960 Can I just see this in action? Hi, Mike. Hi. 518 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,440 Oh, how many days does October have? October? 519 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,400 O - Orangutans - 31. 520 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,440 31 dead orang... You're not going to forget 31 dead orangutans. 521 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,400 It's an horrific sight, they're endangered. 522 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,920 I was born in September. 523 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:07,800 Samurai - 30 days - er, cos of the 30 Samurai that nobbled... 524 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:11,560 ..April. Thank you, Mike. Thank you. 525 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,040 APPLAUSE 526 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,280 It does work but it relies on me remembering all of that madness. 527 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,160 Quite heavy-duty. It wasn't explicit, 528 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,560 but it was implied it should be better than the original thing. 529 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,120 It should be memorable. It should be memorable. Yeah, fair play. 530 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,200 Lee, the only thing I remember about that poem is that we 531 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:32,160 all need to get brine off us, like we're giant tuna fish. 532 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,800 The word grime was always there and I went with brine for some reason. 533 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,280 The poem started with, "Now, listen here, you... 534 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,920 That's always a good start to a poem. Listen here, you! 535 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:45,000 That's like a northern version of once upon a time. 536 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:48,360 I'm ready to pass judgment on this. I can't wait. Right. 537 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,120 Lee, one point. Oh, that's harsh. I will remember... 538 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,880 ..that October's the month of monkey massacre, 539 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,280 and for that, he can have two points. 540 00:28:56,320 --> 00:29:00,680 Charlotte's system gets three points because it sort of works 541 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,160 if I'm prepared... 542 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,800 ..if I'm prepared to reverse your logic, I'll get there. 543 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,680 Which means incredibly I'm going to give Jamali's 544 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,760 rubbish...his rubbish voicemail second place with four points 545 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:17,200 and Sarah takes a sweet jamjod snedge, five points. 546 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:21,120 Well done, Sarah Kendall. This one's for jamjod. 547 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:25,040 What's next, little Alex Horne? Well, we're all going on a holiday. 548 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,160 Hello, Lee. Ah... 549 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:46,320 Does it look like I'm in Top Gun? Not really. Oh. 550 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,360 Hi, Jamali. How are you doing? I'm good. 551 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,920 If you want to go around there to the luggage trolley, 552 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,080 that would be great. How are you? I'm good, thank you, how are you? 553 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,680 Yeah, all right, yeah. 554 00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:03,560 "Get all of your luggage through security." 555 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,240 "You must stay inside the maze 556 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,440 "until your luggage has been through the X-ray machine." 557 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,800 "You may go under one rope and release one rope." 558 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:15,360 "You may also disconnect one pole completely but you must then 559 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,680 "pick up that pole and carry it for the rest of the task." 560 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,760 "If any of your luggage touches any of the barriers, 561 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,760 "the maze will restart and you must start again." 562 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,880 "Fastest wins, your time starts now." 563 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,760 I'm not going to say the last sentence yet, 564 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,760 because I'm older than the other contestants, 565 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,680 and I don't retain the information like the others. Quite a lot older. 566 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,600 I've already forgotten the first four sentences. Mm-hm. 567 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,000 I would sum this task up as being irritatingly complicated. 568 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,120 So complicated. In a good way? 569 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,360 No, no, in a way that makes me want to kill you. Let's go. 570 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:49,520 OK, well, the simple task is to... It wasn't simple, was it, Alex? 571 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,760 But carry on. ..get all your luggage through security. 572 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:55,040 It's time to check out Mike and Charlotte checking in. 573 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,920 Right, OK, thank you. 574 00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,920 If you'll excuse me, I'm just going to have a quick look and see... 575 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:05,920 It's a fiddly old thing, isn't it? Where have I got to go? There. 576 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,840 Passport and boarding pass. 577 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:11,200 The temptation was to just sort of lazum over the... 578 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,600 But I mean, I don't... My aim isn't that impressive. 579 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,680 All right, OK. 580 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,680 The old fiddly trolley. 581 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,920 Don't forget. 582 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,120 You've released one rope. I have released one rope. 583 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,920 Release that one. 584 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,120 Didn't strike the barrier, but it very nearly did. 585 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,760 It very nearly did, didn't it? 586 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,080 Oh. 587 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,000 OK. 588 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:55,080 Just to be on the safe side, a good hands-free technique. 589 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,760 That doesn't count, does it, because it's not... 590 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,720 It's all up to you, do you think it counts? 591 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:10,160 Oh, if it's up to me, it didn't touch anything. Oh, OK. 592 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,320 OK, got it. OK. 593 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,920 Oh, OK. 594 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,360 Yep. OK. 595 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,720 Hello there. Hello. 596 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,600 Please can I see your boarding pass and passport? 597 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,520 I mean, I've got... I've got that. 598 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,440 Oh, hang on. 599 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,200 I can see what looks like a passport. 600 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,520 LAUGHTER OK! 601 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,880 OK. Thank you, that's fine. 602 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,840 It's lucky these are all empty. They're all empty, are they? Yep. 603 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,240 Over the ropes. 604 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,720 Slightly unsettling. Thank you. 605 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:57,160 Do you want me to stop the clock? Yep. I've stopped it. All right. 606 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,480 Time off. 607 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:04,520 I think we're through. Have a nice trip. Thank you, Alex. 608 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,240 I'll go this way. 609 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,520 LAUGHTER 610 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,680 APPLAUSE 611 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:25,200 Right, Charlotte looked fresh-faced and positive, whereas Mike looked, 612 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,880 as I imagine he looks when he takes his actual family through passport 613 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:33,400 control, like he could flip out at any minute, and leave them all. 614 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,640 Mike was the only one who then took all the luggage away, 615 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,480 everyone else thought, "The task is over, I'll leave the luggage." 616 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,760 But he thought he was off on holiday at that point. 617 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,680 I think I'm just too heavily conditioned by institutions, 618 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:48,600 rules, and once I set off on a path, I just have to keep going. 619 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,920 Where did you take them? 620 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,720 I think when I hit fresh air, then I sort of came to. What, you...? 621 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:57,720 I think someone gave me a sugary tea and I calmed down. 622 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:01,440 As an older person, 623 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,240 I actually found Charlotte's positivity quite annoying. 624 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,520 I knew you'd say that. 625 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,040 Almost too positive, though, because Charlotte, as you saw, 626 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,120 one of her bags did strike one of the barriers. It did. 627 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,160 And she decided not to start again at that point. Ah. 628 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,000 So, what are you saying, that Charlotte absolutely fucked it? 629 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,000 I wouldn't have used those words, 630 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,360 I would have said completely fucked it. 631 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,440 Give me some times. 632 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,200 Well, she did take six minutes 53, so she would have been quick, 633 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:28,240 but she failed. Such a shame. Such a shame. 634 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,800 Mike, eight minutes 29. OK, everyone, break time now. 635 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,640 So, intoxicate yourselves on some adverts for a while, 636 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,640 and then return to the climax of the show. 637 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,520 Someone's going to win a bucket of ice! 638 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,920 APPLAUSE 639 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,440 Hello, everyone and welcome inside the fourth 640 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,120 and final part of the show. 641 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:54,000 Yeah, I reckon its going to be a sick final part of the show. 642 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,960 Before the break, the competitors were trying to make their way around 643 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,120 an airport check-in maze. 644 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,680 The next people we're going to see hanging around in a hanger 645 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:03,360 are Lee, Sarah and Jamali. 646 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,840 Oh, shit. 647 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,200 Right, put that there. 648 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:08,440 Where are you going today? 649 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,680 I'm just going over there. 650 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:10,720 OK. 651 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,400 OK, so I can disconnect one. 652 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,800 Oh, why did I do that one? Can I reconnect it? 653 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:20,840 No. 654 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,160 Oh, I've reached a dead end. 655 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,040 You must go under one rope and release one. 656 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,760 Oh, so I can go under that? 657 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,960 Go under. I can go under another one. 658 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:36,440 Oh. 659 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,520 Oh, it just hit the... It didn't touch. 660 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:50,800 That touched. 661 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,240 METALLIC CLANG 662 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,640 Well, it sounded like it hit one. 663 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:54,800 It did. 664 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,000 Have to start again, don't I? 665 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,640 Yeah, I made it. Oh, hello there. 666 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,280 Um, can I see your passport and boarding pass, please? 667 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,960 LAUGHING: I don't have a passport and boarding pass. 668 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,680 You're entering from a different point. Yes. OK. 669 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,120 You have released one rope. 670 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,520 Right. 671 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:21,760 Oh, its heavy, isn't it? 672 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:22,920 Yes. 673 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,480 Do you know, if you scan them through while I'm looking for it 674 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,640 cos it's in one of my bags. You might as well scan them 675 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,280 cos I'm coming through anyway. You want me to put that through? 676 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,080 Yes, put it through. I haven't seen your... Yeah, yeah. Thank you. 677 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,120 So I can take this off here. 678 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,200 Uh-huh. 679 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,920 Oh, hi there. Hi, how are you? I'm good. 680 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,240 Please can I see your boarding pass and passport? 681 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,560 Erm... 682 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,160 Hello, there sir. 683 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,600 I can't put your luggage on until I see your passport and boarding pass. 684 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,480 But that's over there. 685 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:56,920 I can't go under now, can I? 686 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,600 Hm, I don't think you can. You can go over. 687 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,360 Oh, I should have done that before. 688 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:07,840 Can you throw that away for me, please? 689 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,040 Yes, you can't take that onboard. Yep, I know. 690 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,800 I feel like you're giving me extra plane security by the way, but... 691 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,200 Why would I do that? I'm just... 692 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:16,240 You know, I don't I don't know, you tell me. 693 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:17,280 Cos of the glasses? 694 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,560 Yeah, cos of the glasses. 695 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,840 SARAH: I mean, I'm presuming it's in one of these bags. 696 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,680 Well, they're your bags. Yeah, they are, and I did pack them myself. 697 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:25,600 Hm. 698 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,080 OK, do you have any liquids on you? 699 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,080 Oh, yeah. Is that the wrong answer? 700 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,280 Fluids? 701 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:34,160 Ah, yes, you can't take them on the plane. No, I'm aware of that. 702 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,600 Feels heavy. 703 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:36,640 Yes. 704 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,080 Crafty. 705 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,800 Oh, yeah, yeah. 706 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,080 Comical, I get it. 707 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,920 Funny bit. Yeah, funny bit. 708 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,480 Oh, yeah, OK, yeah, yeah. Cool. 709 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,360 I can't let you put your last bag through until I see your passport. 710 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,680 Yeah. I'm just going to have to stop the machine. 711 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:56,800 I do need to see your passport. 712 00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:00,560 Was I meant to have picked up a passport earlier somewhere? 713 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:01,600 OK. 714 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:06,960 I've stopped the clock. 715 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,960 You can, uh, get on the plane. 716 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,200 "Get all your luggage through security." So it's done. 717 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:14,160 But it's not through security cos I haven't seen your passport. Oh, OK. 718 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,840 I need to check you are who you say you are. 719 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:17,920 But all my luggage is through. You put it through. 720 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,400 Well, it's not quite through. No... 721 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,480 Please don't. 722 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,480 I think I've done very well on this task. 723 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,800 Yes. I've stopped the clock. And we're done. 724 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,120 Yeah, they're through? Yep. 725 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,560 All right, I've stopped the clock. OK. 726 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,000 Thank you, Jamali. If you are Jamali. 727 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,720 Have a nice holiday. Yep. 728 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:40,920 Bye-bye. 729 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:41,960 APPLAUSE 730 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,440 There we go. Yes, lovely. 731 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:49,200 To me, tonally, it felt like a mental competence test 732 00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:51,920 for people who've had their driving licences taken off of them. 733 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,360 Yeah, it did. I think that's fair, I think that's fair. 734 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,400 I'd summarise it as Last Of The Summer Wine 735 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,240 meets The Krypton Factor. LAUGHING 736 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,040 Even The Krypton Factor. Even saying the word The Krypton Factor... 737 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,560 No-one knows that. I mean, Jamali, do remember the heady days 738 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,560 of The Krypton Factor? I genuinely don't know 739 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,280 what you're talking about. He doesn't know this show. 740 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:12,280 I mean, what's really awful is watching just how slow 741 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,000 my mind works. Well, you cleverly thought "I could enter the maze 742 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,600 "from a different place," but then you stayed right at the back 743 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,480 of the maze. You could have entered right by it 744 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,320 if you were doing that tactic. Yeah, I know. 745 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,360 I have no defence here. I mean, this was an appalling piece of footage. 746 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,880 But they did find the liquids. So that's up to you to judge on Mike. 747 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,240 OK. You took no joy in that game whatsoever? 748 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,520 No, I enjoyed it. Fun. 749 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,600 Did you? He enjoyed the maze bit more than anyone. 750 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,960 He sort of saw his way through. He got there very quickly, 751 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 but then he had to search through every bag twice. 752 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,800 I just liked how pathetic Alex was as security, where he goes, 753 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,560 "I have to see your passport," and he was like, "I haven't got one," 754 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,000 and he goes, "Well, go on, then." 755 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,760 On you go. But it didn't say you couldn't bully your way through. 756 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:49,800 It didn't say that. 757 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,600 It didn't say you can't juggernaut your way through security. 758 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,640 You looked absolutely furious to me. I'd have let you through, as well. 759 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,560 I don't want to set a precedent that you can bully me and get the points. 760 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,000 No, he can't have the points. 761 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,880 If the passport was part of the rules, he can't have the points. 762 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,240 Really? Yeah. 763 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,280 I wish I was as brave as you. So, no points to Jamali 764 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,440 because he didn't present a passport. There you go. 765 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,560 No points to Mike because he didn't find the water. 766 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,400 No points to Charlotte cos her bag touched the barrier. There you go. 767 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:16,200 So, weirdly, Sarah gets 4 points. Yeah. That's insane. 768 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:19,280 And even more insane, Lee gets 5 points for 11 minutes 37. 769 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,200 APPLAUSE There you go. That's insanity. 770 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:22,840 That's insanity, but I'll take it. 771 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,400 Quick look at the scores. Yes, three people on eight points, 772 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,000 so that's Charlotte, Jamali and Mike. 773 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:30,280 The outright leader, though, is on 17, and that's Sarah Kendall. 774 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,760 APPLAUSE 775 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,160 OK, everyone, please make your way to the stage 776 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,080 for the final task of the show. 777 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,960 What's up? No. 778 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,360 OK, then. 779 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,480 That was awful. 780 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:46,560 That was terrible. 781 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:48,520 I thought it was pretty fresh. Me too. 782 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,040 Fresh 28. Fresh 28. 783 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:53,320 I would like Charlotte Richie to read it out this time. 784 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:54,680 OK. 785 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:58,520 "Act out a nursery rhyme for the taskmaster to guess. 786 00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:03,000 "Each team has three minutes to act out their nursery rhymes. 787 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:06,480 "Most nursery rhymes guessed by the taskmaster wins. 788 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,720 "You must remain silent and on your spots throughout." 789 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,160 So it's a team task. The team of two is going first. Yep. 790 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,160 Good luck with the nursery rhymes. Good luck understanding them, Greg. 791 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,360 Here we go. Oh, God. Three minutes starts... 792 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,640 HE BLOWS WHISTLE 793 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,440 Um, Baa Baa Black Sheep. 794 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,240 Correct. OK, next one. 795 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,160 Four, ten... Four, ten... It is numbers. 796 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,160 Four, twenty. 797 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,520 Four And Twenty Blackbirds. 798 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,000 Correct. Next one. 799 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:42,240 Oh. Ah. 800 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,360 It's a classic. 801 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,440 Humpty Dumpty? 802 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,480 Correct. 803 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,840 Erm, The Cat... The Owl And The Pussy-Cat? 804 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,520 The fiddle? 805 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:52,840 Sounds like fiddle. 806 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:53,880 Moon. 807 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,320 Fiddle. Yeah, The Cow Jumped Over The Moon? 808 00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:57,560 What's it called? 809 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,520 Hey Diddle Diddle. Correct. Yes! 810 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,560 Oh, man! 811 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:02,760 Fish. 812 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,440 Once I Caught A Fish Alive. 813 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,680 We'll give you it. 814 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,640 They're really good. 815 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:12,800 Clock And The Cat. 816 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,320 LAUGHING 817 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,360 Hickory Dickory Dock. 818 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,400 Correct. 819 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,240 Blind Anus. LAUGHING 820 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,200 Not Blind Anus. Three Blind Mice. Correct. 821 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,440 Teapot. I'm A Little Teapot. 822 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:28,480 Unlucky there. 823 00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,520 Oh, sounds like kettle. 824 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,680 Umbrella. It sounds a lot like kettle. 825 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:34,680 Parasol. 826 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:36,960 They're penalised by my idiocy. 827 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,560 Give me the second word. 828 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:39,880 Cricket? 829 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,880 Bat? 830 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,000 Golf? 831 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,920 Putt? 832 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,720 Putt! Sorry. 833 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,840 Oh! Polly Put The Kettle On, you prick! Sorry. 834 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,560 What's the matter with you?! Absolutely fair comment. 835 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,920 So, well done. I'll warn the second team now, 836 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,000 I don't know any more nursery rhymes. 837 00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,240 Yeah, I'm not sure I do either. 838 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,880 Please rotate until the team of three are in the miming position. 839 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,240 I'm hoping that the team of three now are at a disadvantage 840 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,240 cos now he's got to watch three people at once. 841 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,200 You're three minutes start... 842 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:08,240 HE BLOWS WHISTLE 843 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,400 Sun? 844 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:15,520 Moon? 845 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,680 Telescope? 846 00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:19,840 LAUGHING 847 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,000 Please be quiet. 848 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,360 Record? 849 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,040 Sounds like drive. 850 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,720 Sounds like car. 851 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,040 I mean, this is unbelievable. 852 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,680 I mean, it's infuriating, innit? 853 00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:33,440 I feel for you guys and I want to win. 854 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,480 Erm... 855 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,160 Scar? 856 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,280 And you've said sun and moon. 857 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,120 Sun and... Oh, Sun And The Moon And The Stars? 858 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,040 Oh, no, but you've got stars now. 859 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,080 Stars... 860 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,520 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star! Correct! 861 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:51,960 Row Row Row Your Boat. 862 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,040 He's back on it. 863 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:06,240 Three words. First word. 864 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:07,360 Ear? 865 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,480 Oh, God! Men! 866 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,040 Listen? 867 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,280 Sounds like. LAUGHING 868 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,680 Sounds like cut. 869 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:17,880 Oh, mate, you've got no chance with that. 870 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,560 Sounds like sever. 871 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,360 Hand. Oh, my God. 872 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,480 Drive. Where are these guys going? 873 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:26,520 Dig. 874 00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,360 I don't... 875 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,840 Two people. 876 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,240 And they're going somewhere. 877 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,720 They're going up the stairs. 878 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:35,960 Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill? 879 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,160 Correct. 880 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:41,440 30 seconds left. 881 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,840 Are you Christ? 882 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,240 London Bridge Is Falling Down? Correct. 883 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:52,400 Kangeroo. 884 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:53,880 Sounds like kangaroo. 885 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,320 Hop. WHISTLE BLOWS 886 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,400 I'm sorry, folks. 887 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:57,840 It was Mary Had A Little Lamb. 888 00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:01,120 It's like charades at Christmas with your very elderly grandad, isn't it? 889 00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:03,320 Come down and we will add it to the final scores. 890 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,080 APPLAUSE 891 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,880 Very good. 892 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,920 You only managed to guess four of the team of three. 893 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,240 One every 45 seconds. 894 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,760 Oh, wow. 895 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,640 The team of two, you managed to guess seven. 896 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,920 First of all, everyone's going to get points out of this 897 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,120 cos I do think the team of two were more efficient. 898 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,160 So there has to be a gulf of sorts. Sure. 899 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,360 OK, so I'm going to give them five points each, 900 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,760 and I'm going to give the other team three points each. 901 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,240 Well, well done, Mike and Lee. 902 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,200 Five points. APPLAUSE 903 00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:33,720 The series scoreboard is hotting up. 904 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,640 Lee and Mike both have 51, Sarah's in the lead with 55. 905 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,760 In this episode, Charlotte and Jamali joint last with 11, 906 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,400 Sarah is the winner with 20 points. 907 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:42,760 Yay! No? 908 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,760 Sarah Kendall wins. 909 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:49,560 Please go and collect your midsize shocking prizes. 910 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,080 Thank you, everyone. 911 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,200 So, what have we learnt today? 912 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,640 We've learnt that I don't know many nursery rhymes, 913 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,320 apart from this new classic. 914 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:06,200 Jammjaod Snadge is Sarah's friend and Lee is covered in brine, 915 00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:10,160 Alex's friends are all pretend and Mike likes bamboo time. 916 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,880 Charlotte says time has just two hands, 917 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,600 she wishes that it would go faster, 918 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:18,240 and that leaves Jamali all on his own, he's never heard of Taskmaster. 919 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:19,920 We'll see you next time, 920 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:24,680 but for now let's applaud tonight's winner one more time, Sarah Kendall! 921 00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:27,000 APPLAUSE