1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:03,480 Ah! 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:04,640 Nngh. Spch! 3 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:06,440 Ooh! DING 4 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:09,400 Is this a joke? 5 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:11,600 Yeah! 6 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,120 Mm. 7 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:16,160 Oh! 8 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,280 Oh, I like that. 9 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:37,000 Hello, everyone. Welcome to Taskmaster. 10 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,120 I'm Greg Davies, or as I'm known in Spain, 11 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:43,840 the snake-hipped matador of authority, El Maestro de tareas. 12 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:46,920 When I asked our new contestants why they would want to put themselves 13 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:50,440 through the gruelling challenges of this show, the consensus was 14 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:53,680 they wanted to show a different side of their personalities. 15 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:58,600 Now, just two episodes in, they're all screaming, "Not that side! 16 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,880 "I've kept that side hidden! 17 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:04,040 "Why do you want to show that side?" 18 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,360 Let's see if we can calm them down. 19 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,840 They are Alan Davies! 20 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,360 Desiree Burch! 21 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,960 Guz Khan! 22 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,600 Morgana Robinson! 23 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,000 And Victoria Coren Mitchell! 24 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:23,760 And next to me, a man who walks like 25 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:27,040 a weird Victorian clockwork toy soldier. 26 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:28,320 It's... 27 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,280 ..little Alex Horne! 28 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,920 I've got my, uh, latest invention with me. OK. 29 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:39,320 It's a prototype. 30 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:43,080 It's called an Alex, and you can ask it anything, 31 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,160 Anything at all, and it will answer it. 32 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:48,200 You can just say, "Alex, what's the weather going to be like tomorrow?" 33 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:53,200 Tomorrow, the weather in UK will be fresh. Fresh. There we go. 34 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,560 So any question, it will answer it. 35 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,920 Can I ask it who Greg Davies is? 36 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,400 Yeah, by all means. 37 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:00,720 Alex, who is Greg Davies? 38 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,120 Greg Davies was born in Wales in the 1960s. 39 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,080 Very old. Very old. 40 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,400 That's the end of it, is it? 41 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:12,760 That's all it could find out. 42 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:16,680 Right. On we go. 43 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,080 What's the prize task category, Alex? 44 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,520 Today, you asked them to bring in 45 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,960 the most old-fashioned thing that you still use. 46 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,120 I'd bring in my stirrups, or my petticoat. 47 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,720 As always, there are five points available for the best item 48 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,680 brought in, and the winner of the episode will take home all five 49 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:35,520 old-fashioned things and have the makings of their very own museum. 50 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:38,440 Stirrups or petticoat, is it? Well, yeah. 51 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,240 It's something I would still use, so yeah. 52 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,720 It's just amazing that stuff's... pre-written. 53 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,040 Morgana. 54 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,000 I've brought in me nana's whizzer. OK! 55 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,120 Yes, it's not a euphemism. Here it is. 56 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,000 They don't make them like they used to. 57 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,800 It's, it's built like a brick shithouse. Is it? 58 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,200 I use it at least once a week 59 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:01,360 and I think of my nana every time I whizz up a bit of aquafaba. 60 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,840 Right. 61 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,400 In order for this not to come last... 62 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,240 Oh, no! 63 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,960 ..you're going to need to turn up the emotional knob quite a lot. 64 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,520 So are you very close to her? 65 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,000 She's in Australia. No, then. 66 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,960 Well, emotionally, yes. 67 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,640 But geographically, no. 68 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,840 So... OK. Last place. 69 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:22,960 Who's next? Alan. 70 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:28,360 I've brought in a VCR and a VHS cassette. 71 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,600 Yes. Ooh! 72 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:33,360 Yes. The player and the cassette. 73 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:35,760 And Jonathan Creek? A happy time? 74 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,880 Yeah, happy time, happy memories. That's how I once looked. 75 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,480 I always had that expression on my face throughout the '90s. 76 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:44,360 You are largely going with that face now. 77 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,920 I like that, Alan, 78 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:49,920 and it, it speaks to me as a man of a certain vintage. 79 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,440 Desiree, what have you brought in? 80 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:56,160 Well, I have brought in, uh, my chaise longue. 81 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,760 But now that I've moved to the UK, 82 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:00,360 I've come to understand that there are various names, 83 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,000 so I think this might actually be a fainting couch. 84 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,680 that's nice. That is nice. 85 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,680 Yeah, I want to say it's from the 1920s-ish. 86 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,160 At least that's what they told me 87 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,560 when they charged me several hundred pounds for it. 88 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,040 And, you know, it's the kind of thing I can come home, 89 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:18,240 unwind, just relax and think about how fabulous my life was that day 90 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:20,600 and how even more fabulous it will be the next day. 91 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,640 Yeah, it's lovely. It's a lovely item 92 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,600 and before it goes to its owner, or back to you, 93 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,880 I hope I get to have a little drape on it. 94 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,400 I hope so too. I would like to personally see that 95 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,160 and keep that in the old memory file. 96 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,720 Whenever you want. 97 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:38,480 Right, I've been a bit thrown by a good prize, Guz, 98 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,040 so, uh, help us out. 99 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,800 I believe the key issue that we all face in 2021 100 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:45,640 is the social media. 101 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,600 All the time, we're being bombarded with shit 102 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:51,800 and opinions that be messing up your psyche and your emotional state, 103 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:54,520 so I like to detox from what they call the smartphone, 104 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:58,040 which I think is ruining the world, by using an old-school phone. 105 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,400 Ooh. Yes! 106 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,160 That is a lovely, lovely bit of kit. 107 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,200 Thank you, bro. And I've had that 108 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,400 since the day it came out of the box new, so there's 109 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,760 an emotional attachment to it. Has it got Snake on it? 110 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,456 It's got Snake 2 on it, bro, which is even better than the original. 111 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:12,960 Snake 2, This Time It's Personal? 112 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:18,440 Um, it's a, it's a genuinely good prize. 113 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,240 Victoria, what have you brought in? 114 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:21,760 Tippex. 115 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,600 Vintage. 116 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,000 Because I'm absolutely with Guz about the internet. 117 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,800 One of the other things that's wrong with it 118 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:30,040 is some kind of mistake stays there forever. 119 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,840 You do something stupid as a teenager, it's there forever. Yeah. 120 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,320 In my world, you type things on paper. 121 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:38,560 Don't like it? Bit of Tippex over the top, it's gone. 122 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,080 Well, look, I'm, I'm passing judgment. 123 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:43,960 Before I do, Victoria, are there any prizes here 124 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,680 that you think are worse than Tippex? 125 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:49,120 Well... 126 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:53,080 I mean, the thing is, I have all the other things, 127 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,720 apart from the chaise longue, which I covet. 128 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,280 So I've already decided that Tippex is better than, 129 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,760 than three of the things. 130 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,680 So you think I should put you at the number two slot? 131 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,640 Yeah. OK. 132 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,000 Well, should I, should I put four points to Victoria? 133 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,960 No. Let me have a little think. 134 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,080 No, I'll tell you what. Let's give Victoria one point. 135 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:15,520 One point. For bringing some Tippex in. 136 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,280 Oh, God, Morgana. 137 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,200 Don't! Look, don't. 138 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,760 OK. So is that two points to Morgana? 139 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,160 Yeah, I'm sorry. OK. 140 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,440 Um, three points to Alan. 141 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:28,960 Oh. Three points for the VCR. 142 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,600 Now, here's the controversy. Guz versus Desiree. 143 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,680 A lovely chaise longue versus some rubbish old phone. 144 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,320 But let me explain my thinking. 145 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,600 I just... I despise social media 146 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:41,120 and I love that Guz is just taking time out, 147 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:44,040 and I think it's a really positive message for the kids, I really do. 148 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,240 Yeah. But I am going to put you second. 149 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:50,280 OK, so five points to Desiree Burch. All right! 150 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,640 Right. Let's see a task proper. 151 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:59,920 Copy that. And copy me. 152 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,000 Hey. Hi, Desiree. 153 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,680 Hello. Hello, Victoria. 154 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:23,440 Hello. It's really tight in this church. 155 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:25,040 You, you look a bit wedged. 156 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,920 It's a very good word. 157 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,200 Copy Alex. 158 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:34,360 Alex will demonstrate his actions twice. 159 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,680 Then you will have one attempt to copy Alex. 160 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:39,920 Closest copy wins! 161 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,640 I like this one. 162 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,000 Are you wearing your earpiece, Morgana? 163 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,120 Are you wearing your earpiece, Morgana? 164 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,560 I haven't started the actions yet. Oh, I'm so sorry. 165 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,800 You can watch me. Right. You can make notes. 166 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,080 Oh... Oh, OK. 167 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,560 Let's go. 168 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,280 One, two, three, four, 169 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:02,520 two, two, three, four, 170 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,080 start. 171 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,640 Nine. 172 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:29,440 Oh! 173 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:31,760 Eight. 174 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,240 Seven. 175 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:40,080 Six. 176 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:45,200 Five. That's bad in the church. That's sacrilegious. 177 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,280 Four. 178 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:51,800 Three. 179 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,480 Two. GONG 180 00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,560 One. 181 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:03,200 Stop. 182 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,600 Whoa. 183 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,840 It's very religious at the end. 184 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:12,360 Ooh, there's so much to remember, I've forgotten everything. OK. 185 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,760 How you feeling, Alan? 186 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,280 Oh, uh, very confident. 187 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,440 Very confident. 188 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:22,800 Could easily have been replaced by, "What does it matter?" 189 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,760 Mm. Just to copy you, haven't they? 190 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,200 Yes. So I should say, I did it twice and they watched me. 191 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,080 When they were doing it, I wasn't doing it. 192 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,960 So it was remembering as well as copying. 193 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,920 And they were allowed to write things down? 194 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,720 We gave them a piece of paper with the word Taskmaster on the side. 195 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:43,120 Yeah. And then they had one go to do it. Sweet. 196 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,600 Do they got rhythm? 197 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,320 Let's find out as we begin with Morgana, Guz, 198 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:50,080 and Greg Davies's brother, Alan Davies. 199 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:54,000 Er, whenever you're ready, you can say, "Let's go." 200 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,040 OK, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 201 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:59,400 One, two, three, four, 202 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:03,680 two, two, three, four, 203 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,160 start. 204 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,880 Nine. 205 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,080 Eight. 206 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,080 Seven. 207 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,000 Six. 208 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,200 Five. 209 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,160 Four. 210 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,360 Three. 211 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,760 Two. GONG 212 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,720 It's really tight. One. 213 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,520 Stop. 214 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,000 Mm. 215 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,240 Ah! 216 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,600 Have you finished? Finished, yeah. 217 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,240 Finished a bit late, I think. 218 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,520 I'll, uh, get out of your way. 219 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,880 Little bit in your, in your hair. 220 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,760 Do you want me just...? 221 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,720 Ooh, just give him five. That was so lovely. 222 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,920 Yeah. 223 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,680 I mean, the universal response to watching things like that, 224 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,360 and it's, "Aww." 225 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:49,040 I thought Morgana improved on your performance. 226 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,840 She made something new out of it. 227 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,760 And Guz brought a real intensity to it 228 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,560 that was lacking in your performance as well. Right. 229 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,760 So you're marking me down? Yeah. OK. 230 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,800 Because I think they did very well. 231 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,960 Yeah, I mean, there's a complicated marking system. 232 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,376 I looked at the timing, the number of moves, the order of it, 233 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,760 and then they got a bang-on bonus. 234 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,640 And they did get a couple of bang-on bonuses. 235 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,920 You saw they did the elastic bands at the bang-on spot. 236 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,000 I mean, that was... 237 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,496 Alan did get the highest score in terms of the number of moves, 238 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,160 uh, but he didn't get any bang-on bonuses 239 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,640 and his timing he got a minus score. 240 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:18,800 That's cos I couldn't really read my handwriting 241 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,480 cos I'd written them down whilst watching you. 242 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:24,120 Can I say something, yeah? I didn't want to air-shag the church. 243 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,920 He was air-shagging the church. I was not air-shagging the church. 244 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,880 It looked like air-shagging to me. Listen, we've all got eyes, mate. 245 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,480 You were air-shagging in the church. 246 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:34,040 It was a deconsecrated church, need to make that clear. Mm. 247 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,640 What I saw was you very dutifully looking up to God 248 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:39,480 and being like, "Thank you for this bit, this is really great." 249 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:42,160 Like, you looked really like, this is a glorification. 250 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:45,000 I feel like... Yeah. That's what I was doing. I feel like that was OK. 251 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,760 I'm sure you'll both be very happy together in hell. 252 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:51,440 Gary? 253 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,080 Gary?! 254 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,280 Gary! 255 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,320 It's the end of part one, Gary. 256 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,080 And we're back. 257 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,880 Hello, and welcome back to another edition of part two of Taskmaster. 258 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,280 Yes, and before the break, I did a little dance, and the 259 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:19,320 contestants are doing their best to copy it as accurately as possible. 260 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,120 Last up - uh-oh - it's VD. 261 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:25,600 Yes, it's Victoria and Desiree. 262 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,720 Let's go. 263 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:32,800 ♪ One, two, three, four 264 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:36,560 ♪ Two, two, three, four 265 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,600 ♪ Start... ♪ 266 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,520 No! 267 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,640 Oh! I think it's that. 268 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,800 Damn it. 269 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,720 Wait, is it this yet? 270 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,880 Boy. Oh. 271 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,400 ♪ Nine 272 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:05,880 ♪ Eight 273 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:09,760 ♪ Seven... ♪ 274 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,880 Oh, it's this time! 275 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,720 Ah-ah-ah-ah! 276 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,680 ♪ Six 277 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,200 ♪ Five 278 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,000 ♪ Four 279 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,000 ♪ Three 280 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,560 ♪ Two... ♪ DONG! 281 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:33,880 ♪ One. ♪ 282 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,720 Stop. 283 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,080 That's too close. 284 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:46,560 I don't know how you made the rubber band hit the thing. Yes. 285 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:50,560 Goodbye. I feel like I've let down, like, God. I don't... 286 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,240 Goodbye. Bye. Goodbye. 287 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,760 Very good. 288 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,720 Very good. Yeah. 289 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,920 I mean, actually, Desiree did pretty well. 290 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,800 Her demeanour was someone who was absolutely getting everything 291 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,016 wrong, but it wasn't bad, was it? 292 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,360 Got off to a bad start, but really brought it back. Yeah. 293 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,360 And then I asked for forgiveness at the end at the exact right point. 294 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:15,760 Yeah. Well, Victoria, five bang-on bonuses. 295 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,280 Yeah? Wow. She was good. 296 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,656 Cos there was a there was an easy way of remembering all the moves, 297 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,696 cos there were ten moves and each of them starts with a letter 298 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,520 that spelt out Taskmaster. Mm-hm. Ah! 299 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,936 And also there's an easy rhyme, which they should've remembered. 300 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,800 So it's tiptoe, ankle slap, stop and shake 301 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,680 Karate chops, magic trick, arty snake 302 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,560 Sexy moves, toss up a treat 303 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,680 Elastic band, return to seat. 304 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,800 Yeah, I thought, when I saw you before the show, 305 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,880 you looked all excited about something. 306 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,800 Now we know what, don't we? 307 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,920 A lot of people will find that charming. Mm. 308 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:52,960 Not this guy. 309 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,000 Well, according to my scoring system, 310 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:01,280 there's a maximum of 142 points to be won. Yeah. 311 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,560 Not genuine points. 312 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,720 And, uh, Alan only got 26 out of that. 313 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,360 Then it was Guz who was second worst. 314 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:12,200 Morgana got 48 out of 142, Desiree 55.5, 315 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,280 but Victoria was by far the best with 64.5. Ooh! Wow. 316 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,640 So that's five points to Victoria Coren Mitchell. 317 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,520 Well done, Victoria Coren Mitchell. 318 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,280 Scoreboard time? 319 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,440 OK, we have Alan in last place 320 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:28,080 and Desiree Burch in first place with nine points. There it is. 321 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,800 Very good. So what's next, please? 322 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:35,520 This one involves an issue a lot of men suffer from 323 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,360 when sunbathing on a nudist beach. 324 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,840 Yes, it's a sandy bridge. 325 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,160 The lab, baby. Yeah. 326 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,680 Oh, I've got to close the door. 327 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,400 This is rather splendid. 328 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,880 Thank you. 329 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,560 That's a big egg. 330 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,240 No, no, everything else is small. 331 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,280 Is it? 332 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,280 I'm expecting a fire because there's sand and water. 333 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,200 You can really play God in this, can't you? 334 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:13,880 Ohh. 335 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,880 I think that's actual dirt. 336 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,640 What is that? 337 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:23,800 Thought it might be sugar. 338 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,680 I can't tell. That's probably water. 339 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:28,800 It's never going away. 340 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:34,600 "Make the highest sand bridge across the river." 341 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,880 "You may not leave the lab." 342 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,160 "Your sand bridge must support the egg." 343 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:43,040 "And the egg must be able to pass under the sand bridge." 344 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:49,440 "There are two bonus points for the most extravagant sand bridge." 345 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,880 "You have 15 minutes." 346 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,960 This is the sand, isn't it? Yes. 347 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,720 And there's just one egg? Yes. 348 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,600 Your time starts now. 349 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:58,800 OK, cool. 350 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,920 Just checking it's real. 351 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,280 Egg bridge? Lovely. 352 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:08,400 Well, I really enjoyed Morgana thinking she could play God, 353 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,120 walking in and trying to blow a tree over and failing. 354 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:17,800 But why would a grown woman enter a room... 355 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,480 ..and immediately eat some sand? 356 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,520 I can think of no good reason. 357 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,160 She did say she thought it might be sugar, but even then, you don't... 358 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,800 I mean, this show just puts you in such a state where you feel like you 359 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,640 don't know what you know, and I don't know if I thought I was, like, 360 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,160 in Beverly Hills Cop or something, and I was like, 361 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,960 "Ugh, what's in there?" 362 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,960 It was, like, "Oh, it's sand." 363 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,800 Incredible. Incredible scenes before the task's even begun. Mm-hm. 364 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,160 Right. Who are we going to see? 365 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,640 Well, it's an incredible coincidence, 366 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,240 but we're going to start with Desiree and Victoria again. 367 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,720 Here they are. 368 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,680 Does the bridge have to be made exclusively from sand? 369 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,640 I think you'd want the locals to refer to it as the sand bridge. 370 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,000 My husband used to go to Swansea to see his grandparents. 371 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,360 He would say the Chip Bridge. 372 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,240 It wasn't made out of chips. 373 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,520 OK. 374 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,000 Isn't this how the kids do it? 375 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,040 OK, interesting. 376 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,600 Now I just need another ten of those. 377 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:21,600 Mm... I don't feel like this is how Brunel would've done it. 378 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:22,760 Simple as that. 379 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,280 How the fuck do I move that? 380 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,120 Does it support the egg? 381 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,880 Yes. Can the egg go under it? 382 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:35,920 Yes, it can. 383 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,016 Now, we just need the locals to call it the sand bridge, 384 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,280 which they will do. 385 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,520 Yes. 386 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,920 No! All right. 387 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,400 The underlying principles are there. 388 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:45,760 Just pop that on there. 389 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,520 Ahh! OK, wait. 390 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,000 No, this... That's... 391 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,160 No. No. No, no. 392 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,200 OK, right. 393 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,920 Just washing my hands in. 394 00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,160 Ooh, that's nice. 395 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,360 Right. 396 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,480 Is this just a random crow? 397 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,720 I think it's a raven. 398 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,440 The egg goes under. 399 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,200 Can it support the weight of the egg? 400 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,960 Can I blast into the mountain? 401 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,560 There are two bonus points for the most extravagant sand bridge. 402 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,640 Desiree, this is nothing. 403 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,240 Finished? 404 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:28,280 Done. 405 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,440 I mean, that's a great bridge, right? 406 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,880 It's fine, is it? It's fine! 407 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,600 The cow's the problem. 408 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:38,640 Is it? 409 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,560 I'm done. I'd go quickly. 410 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,800 Yeah, I'm going. 411 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,720 Thank you, Victoria. Thank you. 412 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,360 Can I see it go all the way through? 413 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,400 Oh, yeah. 414 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,520 WHISTLE Thank you, guys. 415 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,560 Thank you. 416 00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,680 Wow. Amazing. Identical bridges. So similar, isn't it? Yeah. 417 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,120 They were very similar bridges. 418 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:06,920 Extravagance, to both contestants, is to put a cow on top of a bridge. 419 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:13,560 And Victoria's got quite a knack of making it seem like it's her task 420 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,160 and you're the one doing it. 421 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,560 Yes. It's sort of, "Right. OK, you're setting me a task, 422 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,680 "but I'll tell you right now, this isn't right." 423 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:27,120 And I can imagine Alex going, "Yes, yes. I'll do whatever you want." 424 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,560 It's a delight to behold. 425 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,696 You have this sort of, like, 426 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,760 unflappable authority that you just... That's it. 427 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,920 ..carry yourself with. 428 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,200 Is that genuinely how it looks to you? Because, to me, 429 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,200 it looks like an absolute disintegration. 430 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:41,520 No, I feel that you could walk into any situation and say, 431 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,640 "Right, this is what we're going to do," 432 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,040 and anyone in the room would do it. Yeah. 433 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,880 When all's said and done, your authority's impressive, 434 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,440 but it was a terrible bridge. 435 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:56,680 Desiree, I think you misread the task and you thought the task 436 00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:01,680 was, er, eat some sand and then make some sand castles. 437 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,360 She made some lovely sand castles. She did. 438 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,280 Look, you've got this whole thing of sand. 439 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,960 The only way I know how to get it to do anything solid is to add 440 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,680 water to it, and then that didn't work, and then I was, like, 441 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,680 "Maybe if I get it compact enough, I can drill through..." 442 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:15,800 That didn't work. 443 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,056 And then I came to the same conclusion that the house was 444 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,840 the only thing that would ever make a bridge. 445 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,680 Yeah, I love the way that you list 446 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,960 the logical things you can do with sand... 447 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,200 ..post-eating it. 448 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:32,160 OK. So, it's two potential sand bridge-making goliaths now - 449 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,440 Alan and Guz. 450 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,080 Ah, you're no help to me. 451 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,160 Sand bridge here. 452 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,480 Sand bridge there. 453 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,920 Water. Cos water's very fundamental to building sand bridges, ain't it? 454 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,776 OK. I'm sure that was on Countryfile or some shit. 455 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,800 Here we go, so... 456 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,280 I don't know... 457 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,240 I was thinking about making a bridge out of that 458 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,280 and covering that in sand. OK. 459 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,360 But that doesn't really feel like a sand bridge. 460 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,960 It feels like I might be straying towards disqualification. 461 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000 Look what I've done. 462 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:06,520 I've utilised the cow to build a sand bridge. 463 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,400 It's starting to soak up the water. 464 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,920 If you can wet it, it'll stay on. 465 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,120 It's a bridge, ain't it? Yeah. 466 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,040 That's not sand though, is it? 467 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:27,000 Even if I put sand upon it... 468 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,520 ..I don't think it's in the spirit of the task. 469 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:30,880 Got to go underneath too. 470 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,040 Yeah, that's my concern. 471 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,800 I'm going to do something drastic. 472 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:39,840 Look, I know... I know it's falling apart right now, 473 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,200 but look what I'm going to do. 474 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,800 You didn't think I had this in me, did you? 475 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,480 It might work. I'm going to let it rest on top of there. 476 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,360 I was going to say I've found a crow, 477 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,736 but obviously I didn't find a crow, 478 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,040 I just scooped it into the foundation. 479 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,880 OK. Now watch this. 480 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,840 Welcome to the world. 481 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,600 I believe that's passed through. 482 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,000 So is that a sand bridge or a cow bridge? Well... 483 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,200 Look. 484 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,120 How's that for extravagant? 485 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,320 Four minutes left, Alan. 486 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,680 The sand bridge is collapsing. 487 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,120 It was looking good for a bit. 488 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,040 I don't know what to do now. How long have I got? Not long. 489 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,200 You know, I've had this idea for 15 minutes now 490 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,960 and I've lost all confidence with it in the last two minutes. 491 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,040 Oh! 492 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,480 Should've done this in the first place! 493 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,696 Look, there's a... What's that? 494 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,480 Crow? It's a raven. 495 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,400 It's a raven for your bloodclaat egg. Look at that. 496 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,520 I'm done, baby. Thanks, Guz. 497 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:48,960 Hurrah! Sand bridge. 498 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,560 Egg passing through... 499 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,480 Wow! That was sick, bro. 500 00:24:58,520 --> 00:24:59,800 Interesting. 501 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,600 Alan did make a sand bridge. 502 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:02,880 He did make a sand bridge. 503 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,440 His bridge was all sand. 504 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,240 And there was high emotion on the way to the sand bridge being 505 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:11,320 created as well because when Alan had formed his two foundations, 506 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:14,200 and he got a bit exasperated and smashed them together, 507 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,320 in the studio, Morgana went, "No, Alan!" 508 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,320 I was tru... I was on the edge of my seat. Yeah. 509 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,480 It's incredible. 510 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,800 Guz, I feel like we're getting to know each other now 511 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,176 and I think you've got a technique. 512 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:29,600 And it's this - huge initial confidence... 513 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,040 ..low score. 514 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:35,680 OK, but listen, 515 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,296 all we had to use was the tools that we had at hand in there, yeah? 516 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,800 Quite. There's a big... Was it wood or plastic, that house? 517 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,120 The house was made of a variety of materials. 518 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,440 I'll tell you what the house isn't made out of. 519 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,120 But it was still a sand bridge on top of the house. 520 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,760 So if I go to the Forth Bridge now... 521 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,520 Yeah. ..and I spread jam across it. 522 00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,680 Advert time. 523 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,280 Go and make a cup of tea and continue fooling yourself that 524 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,680 you're watching this nonsense because the kids like it. 525 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,800 See you in a minute. 526 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,040 Hello. Thank you. 527 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,800 Welcome back to Taskmaster. 528 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:22,840 It's part three and we're in the thick of an architectural task. Yes. 529 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,760 Last up, it's Morgana. 530 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,360 There's nothing to use. 531 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,680 What happens now? 532 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,720 I mean, I've got a sculpture degree. This is embarrassing. 533 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,560 I'm going to do a couple of boulders. 534 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,280 Oh, look, that's cracking already. 535 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,920 This is a disaster. 536 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,080 Crow. 537 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:05,360 Troy. Do you know anything about Troy? Helen? 538 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,640 What happened to Helen? 539 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:07,760 I don't fucking know. 540 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,456 Do you know how they rescued her? No. Ah. 541 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,480 How did they rescue her? They didn't have a Trojan crow. 542 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,480 A horse. Ahh! 543 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,320 How long have I got? Five minutes! 544 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:29,880 Slight disaster. 545 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:39,400 Need some to sort of just... that's very sandy. 546 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,840 Strengthen the foundations with some rainbows, 547 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,080 and I think he's going to be quite welcoming. 548 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,400 You've got 40 seconds. Yeah. 549 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,880 It'd be hard to live here. Yeah. Right? 550 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,280 Oh, the highest. No, no, no, no. You've got two seconds. 551 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,000 You have to let go of your bridge. I don't. Well, you do. 552 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,000 I'm going to propose this to the council and see 553 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,880 if I can get some funding. 554 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,600 They, they've, they've gone ahead with it, so that's lovely. 555 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,960 Do you think you would've go the whole Helen of Troy thing 556 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000 without Alex's help? 557 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,760 Yeah, yeah, 100%. Do you? Yeah. 558 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,720 I've looked it up since, and yes. And there is. 559 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,200 Someone got in a tummy and then they got through. 560 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,680 Yes, so they got into... They got in a tummy? Yeah. 561 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,080 Interesting. Is it a sand bridge, though, 562 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,520 with all of those things to help? 563 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,880 Should, should we have a look at all five of the bridges? 564 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:37,960 Let's have a look at them. 565 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,920 Well, I can tell you that Victoria's is actually the shortest at nine, 566 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,120 then Guz is 9.5 inches, Desiree ten inches. 567 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,640 Alan's is a magnificent 11 inches. 568 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,560 Hey. OK. Morgana's 21 inches. 569 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:51,600 Ooh, wow. Well, le let's start with the obvious, OK? Mm-hm. 570 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,320 Alan Davies is taking five sweet points away. Yes. OK? 571 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,040 Well done, Alan. Yeah. Thank you. 572 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,720 Well done, bro. Full agreement. 573 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,960 I'm putting Morgana in second place. Yeah. 574 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,640 In second from the top, with four. Yes. 575 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,280 Cos it's the tallest one, but you're saying it's not as sandy as Alan's. 576 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:11,000 Now, one of those isn't a bridge. Right. And that's Guz, right? 577 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:15,160 You pushed an egg through that mess. Yeah, I did. Right. 578 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,920 I'm going to put Guz at the bottom, I'm afraid, with one point.OK. 579 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,200 Right, so all I've got to decide is between 580 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:23,680 Victoria and Desiree, correct? 581 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,360 Yeah. Desiree's is one inch higher. 582 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,480 They are actually incredibly similar, aren't they? Yeah. Yeah. 583 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,400 And it'd be difficult to separate them. 584 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,240 If Desiree hadn't put that sweet, sweet extra inch on it, 585 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,120 so she has to take an extra point, I'm afraid. 586 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,320 OK. Who gets the two bonus points for extravagance? 587 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,000 Yeah, I'll give Alan one and Morgana one. 588 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,560 I've split the extravagance points. 589 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,440 So we go, well, Alan gets six points 590 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,080 One more, please. Yes, indeed. 591 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:54,200 And it's time to boot up, kick back, and watch the action unfold. 592 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:12,840 Hi, buddy. That was really cool. Did you like that? Hi, th... Oh! 593 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,440 That's a fun pair of wellies. 594 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,280 What?! 595 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:28,320 "Film the most thrilling 30 second sequence wearing the wellie cam." 596 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,360 Oh, is that a camera? 597 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,360 "You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now." 598 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,240 You know me. I like to get things badda-bing. 599 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:46,600 Inside, outside, finished. That's how I like to do my tasks, yeah? 600 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:47,640 Mm-hm. 601 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:52,040 Don't know whether to just get the boots on straight away, 602 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,560 just in case anything thrilling happens while I'm looking for props. 603 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,136 I mean, if I go out the front door, fall over, that might 604 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,320 be the best 30 seconds. 605 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,520 Lovely. 606 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,000 It's an, it's an age thing that I can very much relate to, 607 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,480 that Alan thinks that the most exciting part of his film is 608 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,440 possibly him falling over. 609 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,696 {\an1}Um, I can't wait to see them. Can we just get straight in? Yes, crack on. 610 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,240 Yeah, it's the most thrilling 30-second action sequence 611 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:24,520 and up first, here she is again, it's Morgana Wellington. 612 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:29,480 What was that noise? 613 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,320 Oh, thank God. 614 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,680 Oh, I'm here. 615 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,880 Superb. That is superb. 616 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,576 Thank you. Pretty, pretty nice start. Mm-hm. 617 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,880 I mean, when the third ghost came along, I thought, 618 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,480 "Oh, I think I'm starting to see a pattern here. 619 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:45,800 "Around every corner there'll be a ghost and Morgana will scream." 620 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:50,520 Then you pulled it out of the bag with the headless Alex. Twist. 621 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:54,960 Lovely twist. Thank you. Do you want to know a trade secret? Go on. 622 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,720 I played all the ghosts. Yeah, I knew that. 623 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,840 Like Eddie Murphy in Norbit. And do you know how I knew that? 624 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,560 Because on nearly every occasion, 625 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,760 I saw your horrible plastic slip-ons. 626 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:15,160 Next?Wellie, wellie, wellie, who do we have next? Victoria. 627 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,200 I'm assuming you're going to put some dramatic music on this, 628 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,080 so this is the title sequence. 629 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,920 {\an1}A crocodile swimming through a lake. 630 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:31,880 James Bond is disguised in it, he leaps out, he scales a building. 631 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,560 A beautiful woman is lying on a bed. You know what ensues. 632 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,600 But soon after, she's dead. 633 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,000 James Bond isn't responsible. 634 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,296 Yeah, he doesn't really seem to care, he's so icy, his personality. 635 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,920 There he is, he's drinking a martini and across the room, 636 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,920 the villain of the peace with a, with a cat. 637 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,320 There's the villain. James Bond shouts "Stop!" 638 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:53,680 The guy runs away, taking the cat, but Bond shoots him dead, pulls 639 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:58,040 off the cat's head, and inside, nuclear weapons and diamonds. 640 00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,080 He's spoiled the plan. 641 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,120 There's M, applauding. 642 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,320 Bond is finished with his work and he's with a redhead on a yacht, 643 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,520 he's smoking, we know what's occurred, and Bond says... 644 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,360 "I always said the pussy was dangerous." 645 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,600 The end. 646 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,760 Wow. APPLAUSE 647 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:21,200 Right... Right, throws up that age-old quandary, was it creative? 648 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:22,280 Or was it lazy? 649 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,880 That's... That's not lazy! 650 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,600 I... 651 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:33,360 The, the, the creative process is in here. Yeah. 652 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,400 Not stomp, stomp, stomp through the garden. Mm. 653 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,480 It's the first time your authority's not worked on me. 654 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:46,360 Um, I enjoy the idea in a Bond film that the villain might store 655 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:47,800 nuclear weapons inside a cat. 656 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,400 It's the sort of thing they do. I've... I... 657 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,176 {\an1}It, it's not the sort of thing they do. Yes, because there is... 658 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,120 And I think if they did do that, honestly, I think it would 659 00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,640 be the end of the franchise. 660 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:03,200 Who's next? Next, it's the acclaimed actor 661 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:05,360 and film-maker Guz Khan. Lovely. 662 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,600 Who-arr. 663 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,080 Who-arr. 664 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:14,320 Who-arr! 665 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,360 Who-arr. 666 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,640 Now, who are you, blood? 667 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,560 Who are you, blood? 668 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,360 Who-arr. Mm. 669 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,280 Who-arr. Ah. 670 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:32,960 Who-arr! 671 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,200 Who-arr. 672 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,680 Who-arr. 673 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,120 Right. 674 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,816 OK, now, I'm going to say something positive, which is I thought 675 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:07,120 your vengeful and dramatic drinking of a glass of milk at the end... 676 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:10,560 Yeah. Really, really elevated the whole piece. Yeah, yeah. 677 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,440 But the substance of the film is two farmers saying "who-arr blood," 678 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,960 to each other, and then one... 679 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:20,040 ..one of them throws a wellie into the other one's balls. 680 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:23,320 I think he started a new genre. It's like a Yeovil western or something. 681 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,160 Oh, listen, the... Yeovil western? That is exactly what 682 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,680 I was going for. That's what you were aiming for, yeah? Yeah. 683 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,840 We wanted, as a, as a filmic piece, to throw 684 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:35,080 you into the midst of this beef that we very rarely see farmers have. 685 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,120 Yeah. Do you understand what I'm saying? 686 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,640 His farmer ended up with the cow. 687 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,440 He stole my cow, and so beef is actually, uh... Well, I saw it. 688 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,040 - ..double meaning. Yeah. I... I saw him and your... - "ooh". 689 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:49,080 Was beef a deliberate double meaning? Yes, it absolutely was. 690 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,520 Mm. 691 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:53,560 It's break time. 692 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,760 A time for Alex's parents to reflect where they went wrong. 693 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,320 Spoiler alert - everywhere! 694 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,400 Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster. 695 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,000 Alex, what's been going on? 696 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,840 Before the break, our half-price Hitchcocks were attempting 697 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,200 to make a thrilling wellie-cam action sequence. 698 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,480 There are only two films left to see, and one of them 699 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,120 belongs to Alan Davies. 700 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,320 And this one belongs to Alan Davies. 701 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:32,480 So nice of Alex to let us have a little boat trip, Victoria. 702 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,720 But down there, I can see, oh, giant lizards. 703 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,200 Oh, that's amazing. 704 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:39,760 Wait, hang on a sec. How terrifying! 705 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,000 Enormous ducks. 706 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,160 "Cheep, cheep, cheep. Cheep!" 707 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,600 Ooh, oh, my goodness! 708 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,080 That's the biggest du... Ahh, no! 709 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,280 Oh, no. Oh, Victoria. Can you speak? 710 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,640 "No, I'm underwater." 711 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:57,720 Ooh. 712 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,840 Oh, what a terrifying creature! 713 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,200 "Oh, my goodness, what are you doing in my bath?" 714 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:03,560 Oh, you seem quite friendly. 715 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,120 "I am, actually. 716 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,120 "I'll help you. I'll get your boat and I'll get rid of the horrible 717 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,080 "man-eating duck. 718 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,000 "Go away!" 719 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,200 Victoria, you've come adrift. You're face down. 720 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,320 You're... 721 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,800 Oh... Yeah, you look really dead. 722 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,400 I guess this is... This is goodbye. 723 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,240 We couldn't be rescued. 724 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:37,280 Great film-maker. Very good. It is great film-making. 725 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:41,360 You know, you could argue that film's quite profound in many ways. 726 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,080 And there was certainly a very involved narrative 727 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,560 in which I think Victoria perished. 728 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,176 It was Victoria. But I don't think that was... Was that meant to be me? 729 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,400 No? Yeah, yeah, that's you, yeah. 730 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,400 So it was just a film about me drowning? Yeah, I think. 731 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,400 Well, you weren't meant to drown, but you came off the stick. 732 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:03,040 I was totally involved until we saw that wide shot of a man 733 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,680 standing in a bath. 734 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:09,440 And, for me, the magic was gone. 735 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,560 That made it for me because, like, I just saw a fully clothed man 736 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,880 in a tub and I was like, "This person's a great Dad." Yeah! 737 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,480 Gives me cockles. But he's not doing it for kids, he's doing it 738 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:22,080 for his own self aggrandising. 739 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,680 Who's next? There's only one more to see. 740 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:28,000 And that one is Desiree Burch's attempt. OK. 741 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:33,480 Cheeky little coffee. I wonder where they keep the good stuff. 742 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,120 Let's see. 743 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,480 Whoa. OK. Probably not there. 744 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,760 That seems weird. And... Ah! 745 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,520 Oh, my God. OK, that's actually... 746 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,720 Maybe it's in... Whoa. 747 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,280 What?! 748 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,440 OK, that's somewhat reassuring actually, but... 749 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,440 OK. 750 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:57,680 Alex? I think the house has turned on us. 751 00:39:57,720 --> 00:40:00,040 Alex? 752 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,000 Whoa. 753 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:05,160 Alex, are you all right? Ah, get out. What? 754 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,360 This isn't a task. The house is trying to kill us. 755 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,000 This is a health and safety nightmare. 756 00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:20,680 Linda! Linda! 757 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:23,120 How, could they?! 758 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,480 Maybe I... 759 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,920 It's a duck army. 760 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,360 Ah! Linda! 761 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,600 I'll give you all the bread in my cupboard. 762 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:46,960 Yes. Yeah, that was good. That was good. 763 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,320 Wow. I thoroughly enjoyed your film, 764 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:54,640 and, amazingly, the final duck attack was fairly chilling. 765 00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:02,480 So, I mean, that house is so full of, like, years and history 766 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,560 and all these little knick-knacks, and I thought, 767 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,880 "You know, some of these have a history, they have a life 768 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,960 "of their own." And in this one, the house really decided, like, 769 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,560 "We want this bitch out." So it turned on me. 770 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:17,080 Wow. Watching you seriously describe the narrative of that film 771 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:20,560 really does show you what a load of old nonsense art is. 772 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,840 I enjoyed every single one of your films. 773 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,800 Oh. And it's a tough one to score because I don't think any of those 774 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,960 films only deserve one point. OK. 775 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,440 I think he's been unfairly treated in many ways because I think 776 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,440 that wide shot ruined it for him. 777 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,240 I'm going to give Alan Davies two points. 778 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,040 I'm going to give Guz and Victoria three points each. 779 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,280 Who-arr. 780 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,640 I don't know why, but that duck attack really creeped me out, 781 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,960 so I'm going to give Desiree five points. Yeah. 782 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,240 And Morgana four points, and that's an end to it. 783 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:56,200 There we go, Desiree Burch gets five points. 784 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,560 Let's have a look at the scores. 785 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,760 OK, well, Guz is in last place with ten. 786 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,136 At the other end of the leader board, Desiree has 17 points. 787 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,000 Ah, there it is. 788 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,400 Right, for a change, please can just Alan 789 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:11,200 and Guz head up to the stage for the final task of the show? 790 00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,720 Good. 791 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,200 Who's going to read the task out? 792 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:19,800 I think Alan Davies should read the task out. 793 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,560 Which one's Alan, Alex? 794 00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:30,440 OK. Correctly guess your team-mate's object. 795 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:35,440 Your team-mate will represent their object through the medium of shadows 796 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,000 on the screen. 797 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:42,040 Fastest correct guess wins two actual points per round. 798 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,880 Yes, so this is a team task. Aha. 799 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:48,800 It is Alan and Victoria versus Guz, Morgana, and Desiree. 800 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,640 They're both doing different things, I should make that clear. OK. 801 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,040 There will be three goes. 802 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,200 OK, when I blow the whistle, you may read your card 803 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,680 and start silhouetting. 804 00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:00,960 An interesting fact, they're actually facing us, 805 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,520 but it looks like they're facing the other way. Are they?! 806 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,520 Isn't that weird? Yeah. Right. 807 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,560 The dove of peace... 808 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,120 ..vomits forth... 809 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:12,920 ..a message. 810 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,760 On this occasion, it's one word on each card for this. Just one word. 811 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:19,360 Yeah. Guz, what are you actually doing? 812 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,400 Morgana, any guesses? 813 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:26,080 Something... It's teeth. It's something with teeth. 814 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,120 Yes. 815 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:31,560 I think Guz has cut out a silhouette of himself and left the building. 816 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:39,040 Well, that's... Get away. Uh, it's a tank? Get away. 817 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:42,560 Uh... It is a tank! First guess gets it correct. 818 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,096 Oh, my God. So Guz... Nice. ..has nailed it. Oh, Alan, I'm so sorry. 819 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,440 OK. We're going to wait to see if Victoria can guess... 820 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,080 Oh. Uh, something with a lot of sharp teeth. 821 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,760 Correct. And fork is emerging from it. It's not a fork. 822 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,360 A tonsillectomy? 823 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,160 No. A dragon? 824 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,960 It is a dragon! It is a dragon. 825 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,560 Ooh. Now, Guz has won his team two points. 826 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,120 But next, it's Morgana and Victoria to go behind the screen. 827 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,560 Please. Go on, Morg! 828 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,640 When I blow the whistle, you can read your card 829 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,080 and start silhouetting. 830 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,040 At the card-reading stage, Greg. 831 00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,440 Ooh, snake. Walk like an Egyptian. 832 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:18,960 But there's snake down in hell. 833 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,840 So is... Demon, serpent. 834 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,000 Oh, there's like a fa... Limbo dancer. 835 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,040 A bird is eating a snake. Uh, no. 836 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,680 A river? A tiny... 837 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:27,880 A worm. 838 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,880 Bird eats the worm? The early bird gets the worm? 839 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,480 It is a worm. 840 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:35,560 OK. Guz didn't say a word, But Desiree has earned two points. 841 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,080 In bed! You're in bed. 842 00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,480 We're now just waiting to see if Alan... Blanket? 843 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,000 Yes. It was a blanket. 844 00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,360 There. Only just behind. Nice. 845 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,560 So the group of three get another two points. 846 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,520 Team of three. 847 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,280 So there's one more round to go, Greg. 848 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,920 Yes. Alan's back and this time, he's up against Desiree Burch. 849 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,160 Off you go. 850 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,080 Alan and Victoria, you're yet to get a point here, so good luck. 851 00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,760 Let's shadow. WHISTLE BLOWS 852 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,400 Oh, wow. 853 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:06,880 A jeweller? 854 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,200 Uh, detective. 855 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:09,520 Eyeglass? 856 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:10,720 Magnifying glass. 857 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,640 Sherlock Holmes. 858 00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,160 Clues. I had you lot waiting ages, didn't I? 859 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,120 The sun, a ball. Microscope. 860 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,600 It's a circle. 861 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,160 It is a microscope.Well done, Alan. 862 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,400 Brilliant. The team of two get their first point. Wow. 863 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,280 Yay. But let's see what Desiree comes up with. 864 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,200 I was going to suggest dragon, again. Ooh. 865 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,080 Wrecking ball! Wrecking ball. 866 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,120 It is a wrecking ball. 867 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:35,000 Please come down and we'll see how that's affected the final scores. 868 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:38,960 Lovely shadow work. 869 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,920 The team of two gained two points, 870 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,280 the team of three gained four points each. 871 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,960 Nice. Lovely. Hm. 872 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,480 So I've got some final scores. 873 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:47,720 Please. Mm. 874 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,640 Well, I can first of all tell you that Victoria 875 00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,080 has come last for the third show in a row. 876 00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,200 Wow. 877 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:57,320 And this episode's winner is now the series leader and that, 878 00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,880 with 21 points, is Desiree Burch. 879 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:01,560 Desiree Burch. 880 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,200 Desiree Burch won. 881 00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:05,800 Please, go and attempt your old-fashioned parade. 882 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,320 So what have we learnt today? 883 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:11,920 We've learnt that life is unfair. 884 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:15,800 Human beings are fallible, and art can be cruelly subjective. 885 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:21,840 We've also learnt Desiree Burch eats sand. 886 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,680 Thank you for watching. 887 00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:25,760 Take good care of each other, but first, 888 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,080 let's applaud the glory of tonight's winner, once more. 889 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,840 Desiree Burch!