1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,920 This programme contains strong language. 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,560 Taskmaster was recorded in accordance with all 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,360 social distancing guidelines in place at the time of filming. 4 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:34,320 Hello! I'm Greg Davies. 5 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:35,680 Welcome to Taskmaster. 6 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,160 In this show, I've been given absurd amounts of power, 7 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:39,920 truly obscene amounts of power. 8 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,520 The kind of power that, if placed in the wrong hands, 9 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,120 could very easily be abused. 10 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:47,680 What the contestants have to ask is, "Are these the wrong hands? 11 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,800 "And has the power been abused?" 12 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:51,480 YES! 13 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:54,200 The audience are watching from a safe distance, 14 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:55,920 which makes me very happy. 15 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,960 So, without further ado, let's meet those mighty warriors 16 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,840 fighting out to win my big, golden noggin! 17 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:05,240 Daisy May Cooper! 18 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,800 Johnny Vegas! 19 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:08,600 Katherine Parkinson! 20 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:10,640 Mawaan Rizwan! 21 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,440 And Richard Herring! 22 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:16,840 And beside me, frustratingly out of reach, it's... 23 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,880 ...little Alex Horne! 24 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,680 Thank you, Greg. How have you been? 25 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,200 I-I look great. OK. 26 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:29,760 Because of the new diet that I, like a lot of people, are on. OK. 27 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:34,840 The Tetris diet. I just eat shapes that tessellate, so... 28 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,600 Four sausages in the morning, they go straight down. 29 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,400 Cheese slices for lunch. 30 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,720 And then, lamb chops... for dinner. 31 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,160 And then, if they... if you complete a line, it disappears, 32 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:45,760 and you don't put on any weight. 33 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,480 Are you enjoying my... Tetris diet? 34 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:51,320 Is that the end of the story now? Story complete. 35 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:53,320 You've been eating Tetris food? Yes, yes. 36 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,920 Prize Task? Yeah. You know it, dude. 37 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,880 And this week... Oh, no. No. 38 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:00,000 Yeah, that's not going to fly. 39 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,200 You know it... Don't call me "dude". 40 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:05,120 And this week, they've been asked to bring in the best thing 41 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,640 with loads of holes in it. 42 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:09,376 The person that's brought in the best thing with loads of holes in it 43 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,640 will get five points and, at the end of the show, 44 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,080 the player with the most points 45 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,000 will take home a whole lot of holes, Greg. Yes. 46 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:18,080 I'm aware of how it works. Right! 47 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:21,480 Last week, nearly all of the prizes for the Prize Task 48 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,000 were extremely pedestrian. 49 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:26,280 Mawaan, what is your thing? 50 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,880 The best thing with holes in it that you've spent ages thinking about? 51 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,800 I recently become a godfather. 52 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:35,960 I thought it would be nice to crochet my godson a little bunny. 53 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,360 So that's what I've brought in. Here we go. 54 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,600 Aww! 55 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:41,920 Now, this is what it's meant to look like. 56 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,920 Um, this is what I managed. 57 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:49,480 So that is six hours of work. 58 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,720 Er... 59 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,240 That... Sorry. Is that a genuine attempt? 60 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,600 That is genuinely me really trying. 61 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:01,960 I mean, that would scare the life out of the child, wouldn't it? 62 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,320 I don't know, man. I think, apart from the ears, 63 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:05,480 it's pretty uncanny. 64 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,320 What I like about it is it's original. 65 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,960 You've made a bit of an effort. Yeah. 66 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,160 R-R-Richard? Yes! 67 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,640 Honeycomb. Right. 68 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,000 Here it is. OK. 69 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,560 It's got lots of holes in it, and it's the best thing. Oh! 70 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:17,920 Oh, it's proper. Yeah. 71 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:19,680 Proper honeycomb that bees have made. 72 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,400 And that's made by insects, and it's still better than... 73 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,760 OK, all right. All right, Richard. 74 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:29,360 It's not bad. Thank you. It's got holes in it. Thank you. 75 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,480 Um, who is next? Daisy? 76 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,840 Let your imagination go wild. 77 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,000 Crumpets. 78 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,240 OK. Last place. 79 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,640 There it is. It's a crumpet. It has got holes in it. 80 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,440 You can never burn a crumpet in a toaster. 81 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,840 You can. Oh, OK. I did it. 82 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,440 I did it... I've never been challenged on that, so... 83 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:49,920 No, yeah, that's true, actually. 84 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,600 You can only do it... You have to do it twice to make it, yeah. 85 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,080 Yeah, it can pop up once. 86 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:56,800 I've got a crumpet setting on my toaster. 87 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:58,000 Ooh. 88 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,320 And I've got a new technique for buttering it. 89 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,880 You take quite a big lump of butter, pop it at the end of your knife... 90 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:07,280 ...smear it round... 91 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,680 But that's how you butter everything... and let it melt. 92 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,920 No, no, because then... No. 93 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:15,480 No, then I remove the... I remove the large lump of butter. 94 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,440 I've just melted just enough on... Not much difference. 95 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:21,000 We've done a fairly good job of breathing a bit of life 96 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,200 into the fact that you've just brought a crumpet in. 97 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:26,840 Yeah, I mean, I didn't even have to say anything other than "crumpet". 98 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:29,320 Katherine? Yes, so I have a husband. 99 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,840 He did panto a few years ago, 100 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,680 and he played an ugly sister, 101 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:36,920 and so I'm presenting an item of his costume. 102 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,960 - Here they are. - Ooh. 103 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,320 They are extra-large fishnet stockings in red, Greg. 104 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,040 What's special about them? 105 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:47,560 That they're made for a large man? They're made for a large man. 106 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,880 And, I mean, there are holes in them. 107 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,000 Quite big holes in them. Yeah. 108 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,560 And I was just trying to think outside the box, I suppose. 109 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,880 Pfft. But I don't think I've done very well, have I? 110 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,440 I told you about my buttering system, haven't I? 111 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:01,720 So we can't go to that. 112 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,200 They're generally considered to be a sexy garment, Greg. 113 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,840 I was trying to do that, yeah, be a bit sexy. 114 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,160 It doesn't do it for me. 115 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,280 Does it make you sexually aroused, Alex? 116 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,240 Yes. OK. 117 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,160 Yes, it does. That's why you're... 118 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,240 That's why I'm sat like this, yeah. 119 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:18,880 Oh, Jesus Christ. These are some of the worst ever. 120 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,160 Luckily... The worst ever. 121 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,920 Ten series. Incredible. 122 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,360 Still got Johnny's, though. Oh, yeah, go on. 123 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,920 You're not going to like it. 124 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:32,320 He might like it. If you've got an issue with crumpets... 125 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,360 It's a teabag. Oh, for fuck's sake. 126 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:39,360 It's the best thing with holes in it! 127 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:43,640 It's an integral part of our lives. 128 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,800 It paid for my first divorce. 129 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,000 But that one was pyramid-shaped. 130 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:52,240 I forgot about your tea past. Yeah. Now it's making sense. Yeah. 131 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,200 You said the "best" thing, not the "most inventive" thing. 132 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,480 The best thing with holes... No, I know. But it's all... 133 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,480 It's got lots of holes in it, Greg. Lots of holes. 134 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,400 I mean, maybe if you'd sold it harder, 135 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:02,880 the teabag would've done better. 136 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:06,560 Mate, I did five years doing that. Now no director will come near me. 137 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:13,720 OK. Here we go. What's the worst thing with holes in it? 138 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,280 Johnny's teabag. 139 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,680 Aww! 140 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,600 Really? Yeah. You'd do right to cheer. 141 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:22,040 - You'd do right. - I can't believe it! 142 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:25,480 It's only because I've got a bit of personal interest in crumpets... 143 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:29,840 ...having recently revolutionised the buttering system 144 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,760 that you're even in with a shout, mate. 145 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:35,120 I am in a proper huff for the rest of the show. 146 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:39,000 One point and a huff for Johnny. Crumpet... 147 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,720 So crumpet in fourth place? Yeah, yeah. Two points to Daisy. 148 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,000 That's correct. Incredible. 149 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,480 Honeycomb, stockings - a bit different, isn't it? Yes! 150 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:47,960 Bit different. That's the most... Four points to Katherine. 151 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,080 It's a bit different, her husband wears stockings. 152 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,360 And they're very sexy. I'll take it! Yeah, good. 153 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,680 Awful rabbit wins. 154 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,120 Five points to Mawaan Rizwan! Awful rabbit wins! 155 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,360 Let's have a task proper and get this show started. OK, then. 156 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:03,920 And, almost too excitingly, it's the very first team task of the series! 157 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:05,080 Ooh! 158 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,520 - Hi there. - Hi, Alex. 159 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,000 Oh... Hello, Daisy. Hello. 160 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:28,640 Just a quick chat before you do that? Yeah. 161 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,920 I just want to ask you about your outfit. 162 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:32,640 What would you like to ask? 163 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,760 Do you think you've made good choices? Um... 164 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,240 The stickers have kept falling off. 165 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:43,080 Um... but, yeah, I think Achievement Woman is quite apt. 166 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,120 I've achieved quite... quite a lot. 167 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,240 You look very nice. I do, don't I? 168 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,040 I feel gangster. 169 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:58,200 Please stand on your little box. Hey, mate. 170 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:01,080 This feels a bit Formula 1, doesn't it? Yeah, doesn't it? 171 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,960 Ah! Hi! Hey. 172 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,600 Hello. Oh, God! 173 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:12,720 You know this is my task? Do I? No, I don't know. 174 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:19,240 "One of you must mount the umpire's chair. 175 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:22,880 "The other two must stand on the spots by the piano. 176 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:27,880 "You have one minute to get into your positions. 177 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,400 "Your time starts now." 178 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,160 Right. Who's going where? 179 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,400 I suggest that I'm the closest to a heart attack, 180 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,480 so I should be the one sitting down. OK. 181 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:38,280 Do we open it together? Yeah, this one is a team task. OK. 182 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,000 Do you want to open it? Oh, my goodness. All right, ready? 183 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:42,600 You do that side. Ooh. 184 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,000 OK. Mawaan and Katherine, 185 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,520 please can you put on your ear-defenders? 186 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:52,080 And Johnny's going to open his task. Oh, I see. 187 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,240 And then you're going to do your one. Oh, OK. OK? 188 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:56,920 Right, good luck, Johnny. 189 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:59,120 Right. Um... 190 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,880 "Make one different noise for ten seconds every minute 191 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,520 "for 20 minutes. 192 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:08,000 "Each noise must be slightly louder than the last. 193 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,680 "And you must make no other noise during the 20 minutes. 194 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,960 "You must stay on this chair throughout the 20 minutes. 195 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,240 "Your time starts when Alex blows the whistle." 196 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:17,680 Happy with that? 197 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:20,760 Ten seconds, every minute for 20 minutes. All right. 198 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,640 Thanks, Johnny. Thank you, Alex. 199 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:26,480 OK, Mawaan, please read your task to Katherine. 200 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,400 "Find the treasure." 201 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,160 "Do not break the box." 202 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,480 "Fastest wins. Your time starts now." 203 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:37,000 I am not a crook! 204 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:39,480 Find the treasure... I am not a crook! 205 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:42,240 I am not a crook! You all right? 206 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:45,240 I am not a crook! I am not a crook! 207 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,200 Is that part of the task, that he's screaming? 208 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:49,960 I am not a crook! 209 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,760 No, I think that's just Johnny. 210 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:56,280 I've got two things. 211 00:09:56,320 --> 00:10:00,720 One - Richard Herring walking into a room 212 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:04,040 causes a woman to shout, "Oh, God!" 213 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:07,840 That's my first observation. 214 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:11,840 He very calmly walked in, conducted himself very politely... 215 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:22,960 And secondly, Johnny Vegas sitting on an umpire's chair, 216 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:28,360 reciting words from disgraced US President Richard Nixon - 217 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:31,680 and no-one even questions that he's part of the task. 218 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,520 It was particularly hurtful! 219 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:35,440 They're going, "He's just being Johnny." 220 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,440 I mean, he literally was being Johnny. Yeah. 221 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:42,160 One team was filmed before social distancing, and one the other. 222 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,960 That's why some were on little boxes and somebody was up on a chair. 223 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,640 So we'll start with the team of two - that's Daisy and Richard, 224 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,600 who were allowed to get close to each other... 225 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,520 I'm not sure Daisy wants that. 226 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:52,640 Here they are. 227 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:57,360 There doesn't seem to be enough information. Let's see... Yes. 228 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,960 Have a look. Is there anything? Is there a little...? 229 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,240 I don't know if there's anything in there. 230 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:05,600 A spade. No. "Encyclopaedia 22." 231 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,400 Shall we go and have a look at that? Yes! 232 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,200 Oh, you clever man! Yes, yes! 233 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,920 Let's find what's inside Encyclopaedia 22. 234 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,240 22... What's it say? 235 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,320 Text to vasc. 236 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,600 Well, that means nothing. 237 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:23,120 There's a candle. Pinhole camera. 238 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:27,640 So, there was a hole in the box. 239 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,040 Was there? This is confusing. 240 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,840 Oh, hold on, what's this? What? 241 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,960 Oh! Ha-ha! 242 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,880 If it's on this page, let's have a look at this page. He said action. 243 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:40,280 What next? Action. What next again? Action, he said. 244 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:43,400 Francis Bacon. Do you think would be something to do with bacon? 245 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,960 I'll go back and look... Let me do this, you do that. 246 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 And I'll... 247 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:51,400 What's second and third boldest and yet boldest is 248 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:55,200 a child of its courage which are the greatest part ye. 249 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,880 Shall we just light that candle? Are, OK, good thinking. 250 00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,480 Yes, good thinking. 251 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,160 It might be inside there. Yes. Might be something in there. 252 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:05,440 The key might be in there. Why don't we just bust it open? 253 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,176 Don't think it is but we could give it a go. 254 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,200 I might go and look and see if there's any bacon in the fridge. 255 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,840 Yes! Yes? 256 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:17,320 Have you found it? Yes! Brilliant! 257 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,320 I don't think it's the right key. 258 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:23,560 Is there going to be a series of keys? Do you think if we put... 259 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,280 Find the treasure. There's nothing in there. 260 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,440 What sort of torch is that, Richard? Halogen? Neon? 261 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,880 I don't know what that's called. Ultraviolet. 262 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,880 Ultraviolet. Which means... 263 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,560 There! In here! 264 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,400 Why are you looking at that book? Because it was... 265 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,160 Don't make massive reference to it 266 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,640 if it's not going to hold any vital clues. 267 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,080 What massive reference did we make to it? 268 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:49,560 Well, that for starters. What does that say? Encyclopaedia 22. 269 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:50,960 And what does your book say? 270 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,360 Oh! Here we go, here we go, I've found something. 271 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,840 Doormat, doormat. 272 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,560 Doormat. 273 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,720 Here we go. We took our time. 274 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,120 Right. Two doors. Two flaps. 275 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,440 Could it be the shed? 276 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,200 X. X marks the spot! 277 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,880 Hold on! Look! What? 278 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,920 So that's a pinhole camera. 279 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,080 We can look in the box. The box! 280 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,800 Well done. 281 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,760 OK, there's something written in there. 282 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,760 It says, pull sink. 283 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,240 Pull sink. Well, that's a sort of sink. 284 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,480 There's a sink in the bathroom. 285 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,640 Or a sink in the caravan. Oh, yeah. 286 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,680 Let's have a look at that. 287 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,600 Oh, here we go. 288 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,120 Yes? 289 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,440 Yes! 290 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,400 Pull the sink. 291 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,800 Right, it's got to be something in here, though, hasn't it, 292 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,400 because it's... Oh, this sink. 293 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,000 No. Yes. 294 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,760 Ha-ha! Yeah! Treasure! 295 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,600 Hooray! We're rich! We're rich! 296 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,480 Well done. Lovely stuff. 297 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:05,480 I wrote down that I think that Richard's demeanour 298 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,080 is that of someone on Bargain Hunt 299 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:11,520 who has been dragged along by a wife that hates him! 300 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,600 He seems to want to ingratiate himself with her 301 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,240 throughout the whole thing. 302 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,080 And Daisy's just shouting over the top of him! 303 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,880 "I'm going to..." 304 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:35,920 "Yes, I'll get it. I just wonder if it might be bacon?" 305 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,680 It's like an '80s sitcom! 306 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,880 And just like that, part one was gone! 307 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,160 Hello, everyone, 308 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,160 and welcome back to our action-packed show. Yes! 309 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,240 This show is like a massive suitcase that 310 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,200 I packed full to the brim with neatly folded action. Right, Greg? 311 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,280 Before the break, there was a treasure hunt team task going on. 312 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,960 Richard and Daisy found the treasure. 313 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,720 Will the others find it, too? And if so, will they find it faster? 314 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,840 Well, watch this and then you'll know. 315 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,400 Is there something in there? 316 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:15,320 Definitely empty, I think. 317 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:18,040 But the treasure could be, like, a piece of paper, couldn't it? 318 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,600 That's true. Gosh, you're clever. 319 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,800 Oh! 320 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,320 Oh, God! Someone! 321 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,720 Why he is he doing an impression of a monkey? 322 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,880 Oh, maybe he's doing, like, a hot and cold thing. Oh! 323 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,800 Or maybe his job is to distract us. 324 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,520 So, its fastest wins. OK. Oh! 325 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,400 I'm just going to go in the house. 326 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,320 Oh. 327 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,480 Oh, God. 328 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,520 Is there anything you need to tell me, Johnny? 329 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,080 Typewriter? 330 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,960 I don't know what that means. Front... 331 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,760 But it might be something to do with the box. "Front side, backside." 332 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,480 And it says... What does the red line say? 333 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,520 It says, "Light ring, pinhole camera." 334 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,400 I know where this is! 335 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,720 Look, this is it! 336 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,480 Get it in the back of the van! Is that a clue? 337 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,736 Get it in the back of the van! Get it in the back of the van! 338 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,960 Well, what are we going to do with the camera? 339 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,480 Look inside the box! Yes, great, well done. 340 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:17,480 So, it says, "Pull sink." 341 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,560 "Pull sink." Should I pull the sink? 342 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,760 Pull sink. Pull sink. 343 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,560 No, I mean, that's a tub, isn't it? 344 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,240 There's a sink here, isn't there? 345 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,080 Is there another sink in here? 346 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,800 There's only a sink in the house. 347 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,760 Why is it locked? 348 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,880 Ah, you're going to have to find the key. 349 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:40,080 I think Johnny might have some information that we need. 350 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,920 I doubt it. 351 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,600 So, it says Encyclopaedia 22 on there. 352 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,200 Maybe there's a book in the shed. 353 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,320 Encyclopaedia 22. 354 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,880 Ah, blowtorch. Oh! 355 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,680 Found a candle. OK. 356 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,040 Going to take ages. 357 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,080 Fun, though. 358 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,560 Yes! 359 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,000 I found a key, Katherine. Wow! 360 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:11,240 It was in the candle. That's some next-level shit. 361 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,160 I've never used a blowtorch before. 362 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,880 I've always wanted to use it on baked Alaska. 363 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,520 Oh, great, great, great. OK. 364 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:26,520 So, pull sink, yeah? Yeah, I forgot what the mission was here. 365 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,200 Pull sink. 366 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,520 Pull sink! 367 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,600 Pull... sink. 368 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,160 Oh, is there another sink? 369 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,400 There's a toilet. Oh, I never knew that! 370 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,520 Oh, my God! We found it! 371 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,800 What is it? What is it? It's treasure! It's beautiful. 372 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,760 I've stopped the clock. Oh, wow. 373 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,840 Quite cheap treasure. 374 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,640 Lovely. Seemed like a very effective team, didn't they? 375 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,280 They sort of did, yeah. 376 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:58,920 You lost confidence in your initial decision 377 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,760 that Johnny was just making noises for the sake of it. 378 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,920 You started to think he was part of it for a while. 379 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:07,000 The commitment was there and it was there the whole time. 380 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:10,120 And you did display an amazing range of noises. I've got all 20 here. 381 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,680 Oh, good. "I am not a crook," then monkey noises, 382 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,080 sex noises, computer noises, 383 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,920 then nose noises, then he shouted, "Get your bodily thing" 384 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,520 a few times, we think. 385 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,896 A sort of boat noise, then he said, "I will, I will, I will," 386 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,120 then "Chirp, chirp, chirp," 387 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,760 then some raspberries, "Yah", "Moo", a fax machine, jazz music, 388 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,120 a car, a wasp, a ghost, sneezing hamster and then pain. 389 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,320 Yeah, and that all came from you. Mm. 390 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,720 Yeah, incredible. 391 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,520 Without prompting. 392 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:36,520 I wrote down two quite contrasting quotations 393 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:40,200 about the key being in the candle. 394 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:45,080 One said, "Whoa, that's some next-level shit." 395 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,240 Yes, he did. It was. 396 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,640 I'm not familiar with youth speak, 397 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:55,320 but it feels to me that that should be reserved for, like, 398 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,680 a base jump or something like that. 399 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,200 No. It was impressive, man. 400 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,520 Would you like to hear the quote 401 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,680 I wrote down for Katherine about the same thing? 402 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,240 Yes, please. 403 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,920 "I've never... 404 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,600 "I've never used a blowtorch before. 405 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,520 "I always hoped I would use it on a baked Alaska." 406 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:21,920 We're peas in a pod. 407 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,400 Oh, God. 408 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,440 So, in terms of points, Greg... Yes. 409 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,440 ...do you want to take Johnny in isolation? 410 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:31,120 Because he had a separate task, to do his 20 noises in 20 minutes. 411 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:34,520 Which I achieved. They didn't get increasingly loud, but they... 412 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:35,760 ...he didn't miss one. 413 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,280 OK, because it didn't get louder, we shouldn't go... 414 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,680 ...but we should go... 415 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,360 So previous-level shit. Four points. Four points. Yes. Yeah. 416 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,320 So it's two teams of two. 417 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:48,760 Daisy and Richard took 18 minutes and 55 seconds. 418 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:53,440 Katherine and Mawaan took 34 seconds and 17 minutes. 419 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,560 Ooh! 420 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,120 So, hang on, we were quicker? Yes, you won. Yes! 421 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,520 I want to give the team that won five points each. 422 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,520 That's Katherine and Mawaan. Yeah. Yay. 423 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,976 And I want to give the team that came second four points each. 424 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,440 OK, so everyone get lots of points. 425 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,720 Four points to Richard and Daisy and Mawaan... Why not? 426 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,440 ...and to Johnny, five points. That's great. I'm happy with that. 427 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,480 It's next-level shit! 428 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,440 Hey, what's the scoreboard update, please? 429 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,360 Well, at this early stage, things are looking a lot like this. 430 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,320 Johnny's in last place with five points. 431 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:23,160 Mawaan has maximum ten points! Whoa! 432 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,280 That's lovely. Absolutely lovely! 433 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,080 OK, lovely. Another one, please. 434 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,600 OK, and just so you know, I don't think your head 435 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,360 looks like a bunch of balloons. 436 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,320 Hello, Daisy. 437 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,920 Alex. Johnny. 438 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,280 This looks good. Thank you, Mawaan. 439 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,080 It took quite a while. 440 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,960 OK. 441 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:05,280 "Make the best portrait of the Taskmaster and his favourite toy..." 442 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,880 "..Using only balloons..." 443 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:10,080 "..Pegs and your own clothes." 444 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,640 "Your portrait must fill this frame. 445 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,200 "You have 30 minutes." 446 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,920 "Your time starts now." 447 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,120 Oh, it's like Art Attack. 448 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,640 No, it's completely different. 449 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,760 Can I ask, do we know what his favourite toy is? 450 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,000 Do you know what it is? Do you know what it is? 451 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,280 I don't know what it is. 452 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,720 Is his favourite toy a balloon? 453 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,320 OK, what have we got? 454 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,280 What kind of nose does Greg have? 455 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,080 He's a handsome man, isn't he? Yes, he is. 456 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,240 Oh, you! 457 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,040 Argh! 458 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,120 This can be a nose. 459 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:00,400 I know he's handsome and striking, but I'm... 460 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,160 ...I can't think of the detail of his face. Right. 461 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,800 I didn't know he had so much white hair. 462 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,360 They don't do balloons in grey, do they? 463 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,960 It would help if he had, like, more distinctive features, 464 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,520 do you know what I mean? 465 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,760 What do you wish he had? Like, a nose ring. 466 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,640 I mean, that might also be his favourite toy. 467 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,240 It's actually looking quite like him. 468 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,840 And also a bit like my husband. 469 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,240 His nose keeps wafting away, 470 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,600 but it sort of does that in real life, doesn't it? 471 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:32,960 It does drift. 472 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,720 I'm going to give him insane eyes. 473 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:35,920 He is a very angry man. 474 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,840 He's handsome, isn't he? You keep saying that. 475 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,920 Oh, wow, is the coat coming off? Coat coming off. 476 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,960 This is going to be his clothes. 477 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,320 This is his hair. That's like two fingers. 478 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,920 What am I going to use for his irises? 479 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,720 Yeah, I think it's going to be abstract. 480 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,840 Have you thought about his toy yet, Johnny? 481 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,400 Depending if I run out of time. 482 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,480 I was going to do him strangling a poodle. 483 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,520 What's that? What do you think it is, Katherine? 484 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,400 Cream? Cream? 485 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,600 What is that for? Oh! 486 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,160 I can't believe I actually didn't think 487 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:19,280 for a second that I could blow up the balloons. 488 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,520 Didn't occur to me. 489 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,520 It didn't occur to me! Oh, God. 490 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,240 Bloody hell, it's working. 491 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,080 Oh, you! 492 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,400 It's just his irises. 493 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,080 I can't leave him like that. 494 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,040 Unless I get some mud. 495 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,280 It's like nature's charcoal. Is it? Yeah. 496 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:42,080 The thing about art, you've got to just, like, make a bold choice, 497 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,800 and then just do it. 498 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:48,240 He absolutely loves lightsabres. 499 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,160 Does he? Yeah. That's convenient. 500 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:55,760 I mean, that is a freestanding... duck. 501 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,400 What's that? It's going to be a duck. 502 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,600 Where do you keep the toys? 503 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,800 Where do I keep the toys? 504 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,760 Toy, toy... 505 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,320 It's Nipple the Wonder Dog! 506 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,080 Oh, please don't burst. 507 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,560 Oh! 508 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,640 There he is! 509 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,160 Do think it's good? Not really, no. 510 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,600 There we go. Shall we see some, then? Yeah, OK. 511 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,880 Well, Katherine, then, who thought you were very... 512 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,760 She thinks I'm a very handsome man. Very handsome, but also basically 513 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,360 did a picture of her own husband. 514 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,000 It looked like this. 515 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,840 What the...? 516 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,720 So it's in profile. The toy... Oh! 517 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,200 Oh, I thought the horrible little toy was... 518 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:41,880 That's your favourite toy. 519 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,800 She called it a glamorous clothes cuddly comfort duck. 520 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,000 Oh, yeah, nice. It does like a duck! 521 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,240 I think the eyebrows are bang on. 522 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,480 I'm not sure my nose is... 523 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,520 Sorry, yes... 18 feet long. 524 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,120 No, but my husband's is, so I... 525 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,480 ...I channelled his face 526 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,040 to represent your face... maybe. 527 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,600 I think it's a pretty good effort. 528 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,440 If only you'd had some cream to finish it off. 529 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,040 Do you want to see Daisy's next? Yes, please. 530 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:14,040 I can't wait to see my lovely irises. 531 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,880 I think you're going to enjoy your ears and your eyes with this one. 532 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,560 Here's your face. 533 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,040 Wow. 534 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,520 It's not bad. You look happy. 535 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,960 I mean, couldn't look less like me, could it? 536 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,680 Look at the size of the body. 537 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,760 Well, the irises moved around a bit. 538 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,400 We can see a few different versions of the irises, I think. 539 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,560 Oh, my God. It's all in the irises. That is fantastic! 540 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,560 Oh, gosh. That's really... 541 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,000 You've made a gif! 542 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,320 You made a gif! 543 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,760 Absolutely rubbish. 544 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,840 Next. Oh. 545 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,920 Do want to see Richard Herring's picture of you? 546 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,280 Yes, please. It's quite flattering. Here we go. 547 00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,400 Wow. I'll be honest with you, I don't know if it is flattering. 548 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,440 I just, honestly... 549 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:06,200 The tummy's good. Yeah. The anger's good. 550 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,440 Have you been crying as well? Of course, look at my penis. 551 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,520 I've been rejected. 552 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,200 I've been rejected my whole life! 553 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,120 No! No! 554 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,880 What's my toy, Richard? 555 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,360 It's either your penis or there's a duck there under your hand. 556 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,640 Yes, you did say it was a duck. 557 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,720 See, like, you can see its beak there. 558 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,240 And a tail, of course. And the tail. 559 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,680 We can see one more before the break, if you want. Please. 560 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,280 The artist, Johnny Vegas. All right. 561 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,240 Wow! 562 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,280 God! 563 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,600 What I love is you've got my one big tooth. 564 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,520 It's difficult, isn't it? So good! 565 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,400 It's so good, it's, like... almost, like, 566 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,760 it's a shame... 567 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,120 That's going to take some beating. Yes. Let's face it. 568 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,120 It's time for a break from my rubber face. 569 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,720 Go and burn your eyes on some advertising fizz 570 00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,520 and we'll see you in part three! 571 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,080 Hello again. 572 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:11,040 Start of part three, then. Here we go, I suppose. 573 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,680 Yeah, big boy! 574 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,800 Before the break, we saw some images of Greg made out of balloons. 575 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:19,600 It's time to find out why Mawaan has been left to last. 576 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,400 How long left? Got two minutes left. 577 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,000 Feel like I need to start again. You're going to start again? 578 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,560 I wouldn't advise that. 579 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:29,080 His favourite toy is a permanent marker, OK. 580 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:30,280 How long left? 581 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,040 1 minute 50. OK. 582 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,360 You've got 45 seconds. 583 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,080 45 seconds, great! 584 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,400 I think it's a masterpiece. 585 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:46,560 Right. 586 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,080 Well, I mean, I could see the logic of starting again. 587 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:52,640 Cos the first one was... just a collection of balloons. Yeah. 588 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,320 The first one looked like this. 589 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:55,760 Yeah. 590 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,480 It looks like intestines. 591 00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,840 Well, we're not... We're not marking that, and that's good. 592 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,400 OK, great. 593 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,120 So let's see what we are marking. 594 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,600 This. 595 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,640 It was meant to fill the frame. Was it? 596 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,040 Yeah. Well... Yeah. 597 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,360 No, no, it was. We can zoom in. 598 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,400 Here we go. Yeah. 599 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,600 That has got more likeness to you than any of them. 600 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,280 To be fair, the eyes... 601 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,760 Yeah. You're looking at Alex. 602 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,680 Let's have a look at them all together, can we? 603 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,000 All together, OK. 604 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,360 Well, I've got to penalise him for not filling the frame. 605 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,680 Can we agree on that? Yes. 606 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:37,160 So, what looks least like me, obviously, 607 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,000 it's Daisy's. 608 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,360 Oh, what?! 609 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,760 Despite the lightsaber coming out of your neck? Really? 610 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,320 The lightsaber coming out of my neck is a lovely touch, 611 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,400 but apart from that, it's a giant-headed child. 612 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,120 So, is that one point to Daisy? Correct. 613 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,680 One point for Daisy. Well done, Daisy, one point, last place. 614 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,520 Right, now, next like me, 615 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:58,160 I'm going to put Richard and Mawaan joint... 616 00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,960 ...fourth. Two points each. 617 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,520 Two points each. OK, that's fine. 618 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:02,760 The others look quite like me, 619 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,960 so Katherine gets four points and Johnny gets five. 620 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,680 Johnny Vegas is the winner! 621 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:08,720 There we go. 622 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,200 One more task, please. 623 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,000 Hello. All right, Alex? 624 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,720 How you doing? I'm excited. 625 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:30,840 Are you, yeah? 626 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,320 Just hate wearing a helmet. 627 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,640 Why? 628 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,040 I don't feel very sexy. 629 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,400 It's very safe. 630 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,440 Yeah, I guess safe is sexy. 631 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,240 Really sexy. 632 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:44,600 This is bringing back a lot of bad childhood memories at Weymouth. 633 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,880 Ooh. 634 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:50,720 Ooh, hello. 635 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,480 Oh! 636 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,800 OK. 637 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,680 "Get all the exercise balls in the hoops." 638 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,360 "You may not move the hoops..." 639 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,720 "..Or get out of the boat. Fastest wins." 640 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:12,520 "Your time starts now." 641 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,520 Oh, my goodness, what fun. OK. 642 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,240 What fun. I mean, I can't wait to see them, 643 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,920 so I'm going to suggest we crack on. 644 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:25,600 I will briefly recognise Katherine's grandma moan as she got in the boat. 645 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,760 I was hoping they'd be edited out cos there was quite a few of them. 646 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,120 Ha-ooh! 647 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,960 Well, uh-oh, it's Mawaan by himself again. 648 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,080 Uh-oh. 649 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,640 "You may not..." What? 650 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,840 "You may not move the hoops or get out of the boat." 651 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,120 OK. 652 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,680 How am I supposed to move it? 653 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,040 OK, well, that was stupid. 654 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,120 I'm going to do this. 655 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,520 Ah! 656 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,480 There must be an easier way to do this. 657 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,960 I should've brought the hoops to... 658 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,760 Why didn't I think of that before? 659 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,080 Yeah, one. 660 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,280 Two. 661 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:39,600 Three. 662 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,400 Four. 663 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,040 Five! 664 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,840 I've stopped the clock. 665 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,280 Thank you. 666 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,320 "You may not move the hoops." 667 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,120 "You may not move the hoops." 668 00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,760 "You may not move the hoops." 669 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,120 He's back. 670 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,280 He's not back, is he? I don't think he's back. 671 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,000 He's still away, I think. 672 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,480 Shit. Yeah. 673 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,000 No! Why didn't you say so? 674 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,280 Well, cos you said it. 675 00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:16,960 Yeah, but why didn't you remind me? 676 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,040 That's not my job. 677 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,240 You said at the top. 678 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,640 And then you kept murmuring it in your head as you walked off. 679 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:23,920 Aww. 680 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,320 The arrogance of youth. 681 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,040 And I felt so cool saying that. 682 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,720 I was like, oh, this is going to be a moment, you know. 683 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,240 I can say, if he hadn't done that, he still wouldn't have won, 684 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,080 he would've come second. Someone here did it faster than Mawaan. 685 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,200 And fair play, he was fast. 686 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,600 And he was... He was thinking laterally and I like that. 687 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,200 Yes. But he fucked up. Yep. 688 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,720 Who's next? 689 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:53,120 Next up, here's Richard, and here is Katherine, as well. 690 00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:56,520 Oh. 691 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,400 Hm. 692 00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,960 It's easier on water. 693 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,720 Ooh. 694 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,200 Oh, come on! 695 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,200 No! 696 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,560 This is going to take a long time. 697 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:22,960 I might... Whoa. 698 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:30,520 Right, I'm not sure this is going to be the fastest, but there we are. 699 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,440 I don't think I need these at all. 700 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,640 Whaa! 701 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,720 Come back here. 702 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,200 Well done, Richard. 703 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,640 Ooft! 704 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,640 Ha-ooft. 705 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,320 I'm going to try and throw this. 706 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,200 Ha! 707 00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:58,400 I didn't fall out then. 708 00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,480 No, I've got... Ah! 709 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,520 Oh. 710 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,240 OK. 711 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,080 Yes, Richard. 712 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,840 You stay there. 713 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:19,560 That is four. 714 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,280 Ooh. 715 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,040 Oh, this is easy. 716 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,680 Oh, my God, I could've put them all in the boat. 717 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,320 Aah! 718 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,400 Idiot. 719 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,240 Fucking hell. 720 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,040 Great. Thank you, Katherine. 721 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,120 Thanks. 722 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:45,840 All right. Thank you, Richard. Thank you. 723 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:46,920 Be careful. 724 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:49,920 Well done. 725 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,200 Oh, sexy stuff. 726 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:52,280 Sexy stuff. 727 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:56,120 You know that iconic picture of, erm, of Michael Jordan? 728 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,880 I know the one. When he's about to slam it in. 729 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:02,000 And they used his body shape on all the trainers. Yes. 730 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,320 Yeah. Is there one for Richard similar? 731 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,040 There was a little picture of him. 732 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,840 Just... Just do it. 733 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,920 He actually referred... 734 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,160 He knew it was happening, 735 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,160 he referred to his arse as his old fella. 736 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,760 Said, "My old fella is showing." 737 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,880 I mean, that's mainly back, isn't it? 738 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,360 I'm in my 50s, that's not bad. 739 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,240 Katherine moaning like a grandmother, 740 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:29,920 dragging herself around. 741 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,120 Oh, God. 742 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,800 In my defence, my jumpsuit costume is actually... Was quite... 743 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,960 Limits my movement. It was quite a stiff material, 744 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,600 which I didn't realise when I got it. 745 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,040 Despite that, you did move a lot. 746 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,600 You travelled almost twice the distance of anyone else. 747 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,240 But how fast? 748 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,760 Not fast. 749 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,120 Richard, 6 minutes 33. 750 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,280 Katherine, 10 minutes and 2 seconds. 751 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:54,040 OK. God, so you were like nearly four minutes slower. 752 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,280 All right! All right! 753 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,480 Right, that's three parts we've piled through. 754 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,840 Come back soon for more Taskmaster, 755 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:06,360 the only show on TV where successful comedians battle it out 756 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,760 in a desperate hope of winning a crumpet and a teabag! 757 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,400 Hello there, welcome back to Taskmaster. 758 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,760 Yes, and if you've just walked back into the room... 759 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,960 ...hello there, and welcome back to Taskmaster. 760 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,600 Before the break, we saw our incredibly talented cast right at 761 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,680 the top of their game, inching about on inflatable dinghies whilst 762 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,360 prodding gym balls into Hula Hoops. 763 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,680 Last up are Daisy and Johnny. 764 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:40,520 I haven't got... 765 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,000 Does this move? 766 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,440 It's going to be a battle, this. 767 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,480 Ha, ha-ha-ha! 768 00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:58,840 Ah! 769 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,960 Hang on. Hang on! 770 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,760 Ee-ah! 771 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,320 Oh! 772 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,800 Ah! No, no, no! 773 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,360 I haven't got the cardiac ability. 774 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,800 Agh! 775 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,480 One. 776 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,480 This is, like, turning into more of a DVD extra. 777 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,640 I can't do that, I'm going to have to... 778 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,120 No! 779 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,960 Oh! 780 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,200 This is dehumanising! 781 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,280 Go on - and twist... and stop! 782 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,240 Oh, you arsehole! 783 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,560 Four. 784 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:25,440 Yes! Well done, Daisy. 785 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,760 Oh! 786 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,640 Can I get out now? 787 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,600 Oh, you...! 788 00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,880 No! No! 789 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:57,120 I was about to be disparaging about the athleticism on display 790 00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,320 there, but I would say Daisy, she looked like a professional. 791 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,880 She did very well. Was she the fastest? She was the fastest. 792 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,240 Yeah, it doesn't surprise me. Five minutes, 42 seconds. 793 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,800 You should add that to your achievements list. 794 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,720 I should, and being pregnant as well. Yes. Not bloody bad. 795 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,160 We were slightly worried about this task. 796 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,600 I wasn't. No, we saw that! 797 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:23,960 Johnny, erm, I thought, when you first started trying to power 798 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,960 the boat by dragging plastic oars against concrete... 799 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,880 ...that you were just getting your system right. 800 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,840 But at no point did you not use the oars. 801 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:37,560 At one point, you were trying to move air with the oars... 802 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,360 Like a windmill. 803 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,000 ...to power the... I...! 804 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,760 I thought it was strictly, 805 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,600 like, you had to treat the concrete like water. 806 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,680 Yep. So I thought... 807 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:52,040 That's quite an assumption. ..you couldn't... 808 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,120 I tell you what, it's not very often you hear the sentence, 809 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:59,400 "This is dehumanising," outside of a documentary about a despot. 810 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,720 How long did Daisy take? So, Daisy, five minutes 42. 811 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,880 The absolute winner. Richard, six minutes 33, in second. 812 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,760 Katherine, ten minutes two seconds, Johnny...? 813 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,240 Er, 15 minutes? 814 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,496 Mm - he was ten minutes and 20 seconds and 40 more seconds 815 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,600 and five more minutes and then another six minutes 816 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,400 and then two more minutes - 22 minutes! 817 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,000 That's, like, really committed. 818 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:27,120 That's proper Reach For The Stars, next-level shit, that. 819 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,120 Keep coming in fourth place, and what do you want to do with Mawaan? 820 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,560 Does he get any points? He moved... 821 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,440 No, I'm afraid he doesn't, he's disqualified. Zero points. 822 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,240 Zero points. Yeah. Daisy wins the task! There it is! 823 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:40,600 Quick look at the scores. 824 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,360 We have three people in last place, but last week's last person 825 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,800 is now in first place, it's Katherine, with 16 points! 826 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:53,000 Right, everyone, stay where you are - apart from you, Alex. 827 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,480 Please head to the balcony for the final task of the show. 828 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,920 Hello, Greg. Hello, Alex. I headed to the balcony. 829 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,800 Who's going to read the task out? 830 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,400 I would like Katherine to read the task, please. 831 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:09,240 "Guess the things that are making the noise. 832 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,080 "You will receive one point for every correct answer. 833 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,560 "Most accurate guesser wins." 834 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,120 I'm going to be making some noises from up here. Yep. 835 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,800 I'll be bashing two things together. Yep. 836 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,440 You've got paddles, with pictures of the things on. 837 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,360 There are ten options. 838 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:28,080 You need to put two options up either side of your face. 839 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,840 You'll have ten seconds to make your guess each time, 840 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,520 and you get a real point for every correct answer. 841 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,200 So, there's potentially ten points to be won. Ooh. 842 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,960 And keep looking at me throughout, please. 843 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,640 Greg, are you ready for the first noise? I am, on the edge of my seat. 844 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,480 Here we go. 845 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:50,240 There it is. 846 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,040 Make your decision. 847 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:55,920 Oh! 848 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,200 Excellent. 849 00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:00,360 Good. 850 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,920 Excellent... 851 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:07,040 They've been registered? Well, the correct items were... 852 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:10,120 ...toasted sandwich maker and a bottle. 853 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:13,400 OK. So, a point for Katherine, a point for Richard, 854 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,920 a point for Daisy, one for Mawaan. Are you enjoying the game 855 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:19,120 so far, Greg? Yeah. Oh, my God, it's almost sexual. 856 00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,600 OK, please look at the Taskmaster. 857 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,320 Please! 858 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:29,520 There it is. 859 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,440 I can't even say it. 860 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,280 They're making their choices. 861 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,320 This is absolutely amazing. 862 00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:42,680 With the exception of Mawaan, everyone's got it totally right. 863 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,840 It was a leg and a frying pan. 864 00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,160 And Mawaan has still got one. 865 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,880 Yeah. It's going to get tougher. 866 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,960 Yeah, but I was working on the thousand monkeys, 867 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,840 thousand typewriters thing, 868 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,840 you just hold the same two up, and it's got to be... 869 00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,000 Noise number three, coming now. Here we go. 870 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,200 Oh, lovely. Lovely. 871 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,520 They've made their choices. The correct answer was... 872 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:11,160 ...sword-ukulele. So, I can reveal the only person who got a point 873 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,000 is Richard Herring for ukulele. 874 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:16,360 Here we go. Noise number four. Feel the rush! 875 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,520 OK. There we go. 876 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:27,840 They've all made their choices. Yep. The correct answer was... 877 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,480 ...bugle-toasted sandwich maker. 878 00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,560 Oh! Points abound, though. 879 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:36,120 Three points got picked up. 880 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:39,240 It's the final noise. Whoa! 881 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:45,080 You're disappointed by the noise those two things made! 882 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,760 Couldn't hear anything... 883 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,920 There it is. 884 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,040 What has Katherine gone for? She's gone for sword and ukulele. 885 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,840 It was not sword and ukulele, it was mallet and grill! 886 00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,760 Ah, mallet and grill! Ah! Well done! 887 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,720 Daisy got both. Whoa! 888 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:05,240 So did Richard Herring! It was a rubber mallet. Why don't you 889 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,520 come back down and we'll add that to the final scores 890 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,080 and see where we are? OK. 891 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:11,560 All right, adrenaline junkies! 892 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,440 Thank you. Welcome back. 893 00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,880 Thank you - what a great game of fun noises we had. 894 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,800 What's it done to the final scores, though? 895 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,240 I'm going to tell you. I mean, 896 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:25,040 the listening of some of these guys, it was next-level shit. 897 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,640 Wasn't it? It really was. 898 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,800 Particularly by Daisy and Richard. 899 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,080 Six out of a possible ten they got right. 900 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,720 So, they get six points each. 901 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:38,360 Pretty cool! It is pretty cool. Mawaan did fine, four out of ten. 902 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,560 The worst guys were these two, Katherine and Johnny, 903 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,840 both got three right... Ah. 904 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,920 ...which has affected the scores in quite a big way. I bet. 905 00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,040 Yes, because she was in the lead - she's still in the lead, 906 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,920 but not alone. The final scores look like this - Katherine 907 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,320 AND Richard have 19 points! 908 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,520 Ooh! Tie-break? 909 00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,720 There's only one possible way to solve this, Greg, 910 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,080 with a wind-up toy tie-break. 911 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,880 They had to select a wind-up toy dinosaur 912 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,560 and release it from the starter mark. 913 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,000 They had 30 seconds to select 914 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,400 their dinosaur before letting it do its thing. 915 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,840 Furthest distance covered wins, but if it falls off the table, 916 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,320 it's game over. Here's how they got on. 917 00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,920 You can test them, you can practice for 20 seconds. Oh! 918 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,640 I just like that colour. 919 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,240 I don't like that one. 920 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,040 That's a lunatic. 921 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,000 They're all quite speedy. 922 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,400 Too quick. 923 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,840 He's my boy. 924 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,920 Oh! 925 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,200 I think we're quite well matched. 926 00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:49,520 Unbelievably, with a score of 7cm, 927 00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:52,920 Katherine Parkinson won! Incredible! 928 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,800 Katherine Parkinson wins the show! 929 00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:01,920 Please go and collect your holy prizes! Whoo! 930 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,320 So, what have we learnt today? 931 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,960 In any relationship, you have your ups and downs. 932 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,680 So, if you're at home tonight wondering what you have 933 00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:13,600 in common with your spouse, remember, it could be worse, 934 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,800 you could be muttering about bacon 935 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,680 whilst being shouted at by Daisy May Cooper. 936 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,960 See you next time for Episode Three! 937 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,040 But, for now, let's appreciate tonight's winner one more time, 938 00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,240 Katherine Parkinson! 939 00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,880 Subtitles by Red Bee Media