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This program me contains strong
language and adult humour
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No way!
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Er...
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Gosh! Where's the hole?
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ARDAL GROANS
SOPHIE CRIES OUT
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CHRIS TRUMPETS
Are you having a laugh?
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GRUNTING
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jUDl GASPS CHRIS CRIES OUT Ooh!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Hello, and welcome
to another edition of Taskmaster.
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I'm Greg Davies, I'm middle-aged
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but the pheromones I emit still
compel sailor-filled ships
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to dash themselves onto the rocks.
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Watch them work their magic
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as five sensible, and in some cases,
intelligent comedians
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get angry about rubber ducks.
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All for the chance to take home
a trophy that is yet
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to make its £3 reserve on eBay.
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Feast your eyes on their hopeful
little faces.
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They are...
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...Ardal O'Hanlon...
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APPLAUSE
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...Bridget Christie...
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APPLAUSE
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...Chris Ramsey...
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...judi Love...
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...and Sophie Duker.
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APPLAUSE
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And now for a man who once confided
in me that his first French kiss
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was with his second cousin, Jacob,
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now a legal underwriter on
the Isle of Man.
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It's little Alex Horne.
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APPLAUSE
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All right, sweet cheeks?
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Well, I'm just feeling quite pleased
with myself today.
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Mm-hm. I've done my, uh,
chores for the year,
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I've finished my letter to Santa.
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"Dear Santa, this year I want
spaghetti, press-up equipment floor,
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"uh, a million earrings
and infinity wishes,
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"cos that way...
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"Thank you, Alex."
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LAUGHTER
And off we go.
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Let's hear about today's
Prize Task category please, Alex.
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Here you go.
They had to bring in today
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the object that you would most like
to show to an alien.
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Five points will be given
to the owner of the object
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Greg thinks is the best one to show
to an alien
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and all five objects
will go home with the person
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who has the most points
at the end of the episode.
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Whether they will ever get
to show them to an alien,
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I'm afraid I just don't know
at this stage, Greg.
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All scripted. Yeah. Incredible.
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Bridget Christie.
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Oh, me first? Yeah, why not?
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Ooh. Well, I thought that I would
show an alien the film ET.
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He'd get... I'd get all cosy,
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get some treats in and then say,
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"This is what we think you're like."
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And then we could watch the film
and I'd go,
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"Do you do that?"
And they'd go, "Oh, you know,
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"none of us have done anything
like that really."
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Do you think aliens would like that
representation of them?
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I think they would be going, "Who
the hell is this guy?" You know.
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What, ET?
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He needs to be sacked.
Yeah. This is rubbish.
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He needs to be sacked
from the aliens. Yeah.
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Sophie, can you beat ET?
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The answer is yes, by the way.
Yeah. Yes.
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I think the thing about the aliens
is that they're a threat
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so I would show them
a historical artefact.
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A portrait of me and my housemates
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but in the style of
a Dutch militia company.
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Well, I, I, I feel like I've had
a stroke at this stage.
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THEY LAUGH
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So you'd show it to the aliens.
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I'd show it because
they want to know about the timeline
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but this would confuse their
understanding of the timeline.
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Enabling you to...
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Travel through time.
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I dunno...
I dunno what's going on here.
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He'll be like, "Let's go,
how are you here?
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"Why aren't you in the Netherlands?"
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I think they'd spend ages
analysing this. Yeah.
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I think they'd spend most of their
time just...just colouring it in.
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Judi. Yes. This should be fun.
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What do you think's
the best thing to show an alien?
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I would show an alien a ruby cubey.
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That's what I call it, OK.
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Yeah, cool.
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I'm showing him this because these
aliens always going on like,
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you know, they're so smart,
they're smarter than us,
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I would be like, "Fix that, innit.
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"Do that in ten seconds
and then I know you're real."
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What if they had...
if you had a competition...
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Yeah. ..and they asked you
to do it really quickly.
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I would say, "I am Queen Zufufu
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"and I do not take part in these
things because..."
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And your Queen Zufufu is powerful.
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It's something I made up,
I made up in my head. No way.
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I thought you really were
Queen Zufufu.
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ARDAL: You're not Queen Zufufu?
Oh, no. No. No.
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So if I've got this right,
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you would present the alien
with a Rubik's Cube
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and announce yourself Queen Zufufu.
Yes.
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And expect them to be your servants?
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Yes.
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OK. Thank you.
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Yeah. Good, good answer.
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Chris.
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It's me robot lawnmower.
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Yeah. Beautiful. Beautiful.
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I mean, separately,
away from this question,
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that's a lovely bit of kit.
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Thank you.
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The reason is cos I feel like aliens
would either be well impressed
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or they'd improve it somehow,
which'd be win-win for me.
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I...| am struggling to see
how it would excite
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the alien life force because of
their advanced technology, Chris.
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Well, we don't know, it's all hypothet...
I mean, Al... I'm looking at you, Alex.
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You didn't even like the bit at
the beginning. Saw an alien,
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we don't know anything about these
aliens... Ooh, he's gone too Geordie for me.
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Absolutely.
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Yeah.
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LAUGHTER
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Right, let's see if Ardal can beat
robotic lawnmower.
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OK, the best thing, uh, to show an
alien would be a mirror.
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Ooh. Like as in Frankincense?
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Uh, no, a mirr—or.
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Mirrurr.
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Oh, you think it would be a mirror?
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A hand-held mirror...
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...because it's the thing, like,
we made the leap
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towards self—awareness
when we invented the mirror
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and if I held the mirror over
my face like this... Hmm.
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...and met the alien,
so the alien would have to have
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a good look at themselves,
possibly for the first time ever,
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and I think if they had
a good look at themselves,
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saw all the heads
and the slithery bits and the drool
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and the slime, I mean,
I think, you know,
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they might become quite
self—conscious and...and retreat.
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Now... OK.
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I want you all to take note
from what Ardal's done there.
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He's brought something
totally shit in...
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LAUGHTER
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...but what he's done is
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he's constructed quite a
clever argument
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that means I can give him
more points than all of you.
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So, is it points time?
It feels like it might be.
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I'm going to give Ardal
five points... Right, well.
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...straight away, I'll tell you that.
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APPLAUSE
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Good work. Good work.
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There's got to be a gulf between
Ardal and the others.
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Of course there has.
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Right, I'm going to give all
of the others two points each.
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GASPS
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Wow. Wow. Well, well done,
Ardal O'Hanlon gets five points.
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APPLAUSE
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Right, let's go.
The competition proper.
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Yes. We're in. Yes, and we start
with one of my pet names for you,
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Greg, it's the Pretty Maypole.
Here we go.
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Hello, Ardal. Hi.
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Lovely.
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This is fun.
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Oh, of course. They're all fun.
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No, they're not. Oh.
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It's a bit muddy and animals.
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What animals were there?
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Moos. Ah.
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"Either tie a ribbon
round the maypole
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"or strike it with a ping pong ball.
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"You must be properly blindfolded
at all times."
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Thank you, of course I must.
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"And must never step
beyond the rope."
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And when we say beyond the rope,
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you can step on the rope,
but not over it.
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"Fastest wins.
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"Your time starts when Alex gives
you a thumbs up."
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CHRIS: Goggles, ribbon.
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Is that a papoose.
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You recognise the papoose?
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Papa-who?
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Oh, it's like a little baby.
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Wait, I'm crying already.
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Ah. Cos I'm feeling quite maternal.
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Right.
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Like, these are like my eggs.
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They shouldn't be out and about.
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Are you sure this is just not
for your pleasure?
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Bit of both.
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Oh, me eyelashes. Me eyelashes.
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Ow. You've never played role-playing
things at home, have you?
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Have we got thumbs up?
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No, I won't give you a thumbs up
till you spin round ten times.
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It doesn't say I've got to do that.
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I know, but that's what's
going to happen.
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Oh. One.
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Was that one? One.
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It's a bit cruel, Alex.
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Uh-huh.
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Are you counting?
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Yes.
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Are you counting? Yes.
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Happy?
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Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm actually losing my balance
a little bit now.
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That's definitely ten times.
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No, that's 12 now.
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You...you said ten.
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I've given you the thumbs up.
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Oh, my God, you absolute twat face.
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Ardal, I wrote down,
I hope this isn't insulting,
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I wrote down, "Increasingly,
Ardal puts me in mind of
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"a provincial vicar who comes round
to help in the garden
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"but makes things worse."
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Looks quite fun, I'm excited.
Let's go.
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OK. Right, well, we're going
to start
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with Ardal, Judi and Bridget.
Here are their attempts.
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Have you given me the thumbs up?
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Yep. Oh, OK.
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Alex.
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Yes. Am I close to the rope?
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Hmm. You've been closer.
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Was that good?
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One. Two.
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Is it hitting it?
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I don't know where I am.
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Nope. I don't know where I am.
My head's spinning.
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Oh, what's this?
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That's not a pillar I don't think.
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No.
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Is that a fence? Yes.
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Eh? The fence is miles away.
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Mayp0le's flap...
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Uh-huh. ..in my experience.
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So you're listening out for
flapping?
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I'm listening...listening out
for flapping. OK.
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No, that's, that's you flapping,
Alex, is it?
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I'm not flapping.
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I'm just sort of wandering around.
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Ooh.
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Oh, is that another bloody fence?
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Yeah, you've found the other fence.
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Oh, my God.
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Ooh, there's the rope.
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If I just move the rope
up to the maypole
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and then just not go beyond it.
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OK.
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Ooh, shit.
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SHE LAUGHS
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What are you doing, Judi?
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I'm trying.
254
00:12:00,265 --> 00:12:02,050
SHE SNORTS
255
00:12:05,104 --> 00:12:06,409
POLE DINGS
256
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,920
I've stopped the clock.
ARDAL CHEERS
257
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,520
Yes. Ah.
258
00:12:12,304 --> 00:12:14,130
What's that?
259
00:12:14,155 --> 00:12:16,800
Ooh.
260
00:12:16,825 --> 00:12:20,640
Well, I've got both now so I just
need to find the maypole. Yes.
261
00:12:25,265 --> 00:12:28,050
Judi, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
262
00:12:28,075 --> 00:12:29,440
Alex? Yes.
263
00:12:29,465 --> 00:12:31,130
Yeah, I'm trying to get the
ribbon out.
264
00:12:31,155 --> 00:12:34,050
Oh, no, that's not the ribbon.
The ribbon was on your... Ah.
265
00:12:34,075 --> 00:12:35,209
I'm done.
266
00:12:35,234 --> 00:12:36,409
Ooh.
267
00:12:36,434 --> 00:12:38,360
It's obviously over here.
268
00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:41,720
Ooh.
269
00:12:41,745 --> 00:12:43,570
Ooh.
270
00:12:43,595 --> 00:12:44,720
Striking.
271
00:12:44,745 --> 00:12:46,720
Yes, I've stopped the clock,
congratulations.
272
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SHE LAUGHS
273
00:12:49,905 --> 00:12:52,930
Right, I take back what I said
about Ardal being
274
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an ineffective provincial vicar
275
00:12:54,955 --> 00:12:57,930
because that was an elite athlete.
276
00:12:59,184 --> 00:13:01,930
That was someone with a system
and I hope you don't mind,
277
00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:05,000
I wrote down what I think
the system would be named
278
00:13:05,025 --> 00:13:06,930
and it's called
Listening To The Flap.
279
00:13:09,234 --> 00:13:11,000
Right, onto Bridget's system.
280
00:13:11,025 --> 00:13:12,209
System? Yeah.
281
00:13:12,234 --> 00:13:13,850
LAUGHTER
282
00:13:16,184 --> 00:13:18,050
Well, he... Not my fault.
283
00:13:18,075 --> 00:13:20,930
You did.
You made me spin too many times.
284
00:13:20,955 --> 00:13:23,289
I think if I'd done ten spins
I'd have...
285
00:13:23,314 --> 00:13:25,240
It would've been less of
a shit show, would it?
286
00:13:25,265 --> 00:13:29,240
Oh, I'd have been... It would've
been seconds I expect.
287
00:13:29,265 --> 00:13:33,209
Judi. I mean, I can short cut
and tell you that the final part
288
00:13:33,234 --> 00:13:35,130
of the system was you on your hands
and knees
289
00:13:35,155 --> 00:13:38,329
wheezing in front of a maypole,
sure.
290
00:13:38,354 --> 00:13:40,690
No-one else heard the wheezing,
Greg,
291
00:13:40,715 --> 00:13:42,370
you didn't have to say that bit,
babes.
292
00:13:42,395 --> 00:13:43,730
They heard the wheezing.
293
00:13:44,795 --> 00:13:46,159
Go on, tell me some times.
294
00:13:46,184 --> 00:13:48,980
Well, you know, I don't think you'll
be that disappointed by Bridget.
295
00:13:49,005 --> 00:13:50,880
11 minutes 30. Not a disaster.
296
00:13:50,905 --> 00:13:53,209
It felt longer,
I think we'd all agree.
297
00:13:53,234 --> 00:13:55,159
Judi, she was quick. Can't be good.
298
00:13:55,184 --> 00:13:57,450
It was four minutes 15 seconds.
299
00:13:57,475 --> 00:13:59,209
HOW?
300
00:13:59,234 --> 00:14:02,770
Ardal's finding flapping throwing,
two minutes ten.
301
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,450
Time for a break.
Go and drink some water,
302
00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:12,240
what you're eating's full
of salt, your body needs water.
303
00:14:12,265 --> 00:14:15,209
You need to start being
kind to yourselves.
304
00:14:15,234 --> 00:14:16,810
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
305
00:14:29,124 --> 00:14:33,790
Hello, and a very warm welcome back
to the second part of the show.
306
00:14:33,815 --> 00:14:36,620
Before the break, the contestants
were trying to locate a maypole
307
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to either strike with
a ping pong ball
308
00:14:38,565 --> 00:14:40,900
or tie a ribbon around,
all whilst blindfolded.
309
00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:43,229
There are only two people to go
310
00:14:43,254 --> 00:14:45,540
and they're really, really young
compared to the others.
311
00:14:45,565 --> 00:14:47,420
It's Sophie and Chris.
312
00:14:50,925 --> 00:14:55,260
Oh, no. Oh, no,
I don't know where it is.
313
00:15:00,004 --> 00:15:01,420
I can stand on the rope, yeah?
314
00:15:01,445 --> 00:15:02,620
OK.
315
00:15:02,645 --> 00:15:03,950
WhY are you saying OK?
316
00:15:03,975 --> 00:15:05,540
All the information's on the task.
317
00:15:05,565 --> 00:15:07,780
Which I can't read. Oh.
318
00:15:10,925 --> 00:15:12,260
I'll stop the clock.
319
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,510
Not quite.
320
00:15:18,535 --> 00:15:19,590
Oh.
321
00:15:21,084 --> 00:15:22,670
Yes. I've stopped the clock.
322
00:15:22,695 --> 00:15:24,540
SHE CHEERS
323
00:15:24,565 --> 00:15:26,309
Have you ever felt cooler?
324
00:15:26,334 --> 00:15:29,030
It's the best thing that's ever
happened in me entire life.
325
00:15:29,055 --> 00:15:31,820
Do not pan down,
I might have an erection.
326
00:15:36,695 --> 00:15:37,870
Amazing.
327
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,900
First time. One ball. First time.
328
00:15:39,925 --> 00:15:41,620
Perfection. Hmm.
329
00:15:41,645 --> 00:15:42,750
That's what it was.
330
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,229
Yes, but was...was there a system?
331
00:15:44,254 --> 00:15:46,540
Yeah, he held on to the pillar
while he was spinning,
332
00:15:46,565 --> 00:15:47,820
so he never lost his bearings.
333
00:15:47,845 --> 00:15:49,229
Oh. Wow. Clever.
334
00:15:49,254 --> 00:15:53,620
Ooh, you never thought the flapping
system would be beaten, did you?
335
00:15:53,645 --> 00:15:56,590
Now, the mother.
336
00:15:56,615 --> 00:15:57,780
Yes.
337
00:15:57,805 --> 00:16:00,109
You know, fairly decent performance.
338
00:16:00,134 --> 00:16:03,189
She promised to pay anyone
who beat her £20.
339
00:16:03,214 --> 00:16:07,540
So, I guess what we need to do is
340
00:16:07,565 --> 00:16:12,470
see the two throws next to each
other in real, actual real-time.
341
00:16:13,695 --> 00:16:15,059
I'm going to hit it.
342
00:16:17,445 --> 00:16:19,750
Happy? Yes.
343
00:16:19,775 --> 00:16:22,030
Oh, no. Oh, no, I don't know
where it is.
344
00:16:24,365 --> 00:16:26,650
Down there.
345
00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:27,760
No.
346
00:16:27,785 --> 00:16:30,039
Right. Have I had a thumbs up yet?
347
00:16:30,064 --> 00:16:32,400
Yes. OK. Are you sure?
348
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,680
Have I had a thumbs up?
349
00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,209
Yeah, I'm not blindfolded.
350
00:16:42,915 --> 00:16:44,650
Not quite. Oh.
351
00:16:46,475 --> 00:16:47,930
Yeah, I've stopped the clock.
352
00:16:54,345 --> 00:16:56,169
I've stopped the clock.
353
00:16:56,194 --> 00:16:57,890
All right. Bye, Chris.
354
00:16:57,915 --> 00:17:01,500
Bye, Alex.
Bye, easiest task of the series.
355
00:17:02,835 --> 00:17:05,039
Hey! hey'
356
00:17:06,705 --> 00:17:07,969
Wow.
357
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,330
Let's be honest, speaking on behalf
of the whole room.
358
00:17:10,355 --> 00:17:12,650
Who thought that that
would be exciting?
359
00:17:12,675 --> 00:17:14,010
LAUGHTER
360
00:17:16,555 --> 00:17:19,120
Well, Bridget obviously one point,
she took ages.
361
00:17:19,145 --> 00:17:20,580
Judi four minutes — two points.
362
00:17:20,605 --> 00:17:23,450
Ardal, three points for his
two minutes in the flapping,
363
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,219
but Chris only gets four points,
364
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:26,730
in an impressive 38 seconds
365
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,330
but Sophie five points for 31
seconds.
366
00:17:28,355 --> 00:17:29,890
There we go.
367
00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:31,690
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
368
00:17:33,035 --> 00:17:34,400
Let's have a scoreboard.
369
00:17:34,425 --> 00:17:36,370
I think you'll be surprised
by who's in the lead.
370
00:17:36,395 --> 00:17:38,650
It's Ardal O'Hanlon
with eight points at this stage.
371
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,969
Not surprised at all. Next.
372
00:17:45,994 --> 00:17:47,860
Ooh. One...one second.
373
00:17:47,885 --> 00:17:49,330
Greg, smile.
374
00:17:49,355 --> 00:17:50,610
CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
375
00:17:50,635 --> 00:17:52,410
Lovely stuff, there it is.
376
00:17:52,435 --> 00:17:54,120
That is very cool.
377
00:18:15,114 --> 00:18:16,740
Ooh.
378
00:18:16,765 --> 00:18:19,530
Hello, Alex. Hello, Ardal.
379
00:18:19,555 --> 00:18:21,089
CHRIS: Very cosy, isn't it?
380
00:18:21,114 --> 00:18:22,770
This is where I live.
381
00:18:22,795 --> 00:18:24,049
It's horrible.
382
00:18:24,074 --> 00:18:25,940
Everything I want. Yeah?
383
00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:27,690
That's weird.
384
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,130
My hero.
385
00:18:29,155 --> 00:18:30,410
Why's he your hero?
386
00:18:31,835 --> 00:18:34,099
Is there any way
of not having that there?
387
00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:37,299
No. OK.
388
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:41,849
Oh, I love them, man.
I'll never get sick of a wax seal.
389
00:18:41,874 --> 00:18:45,460
"Reveal the coolest photo
in your phone.
390
00:18:45,485 --> 00:18:47,410
"You have five minutes.
391
00:18:47,435 --> 00:18:49,099
"Your time starts now."
392
00:18:49,124 --> 00:18:51,660
Let me see, let me see,
let me see.
393
00:18:51,685 --> 00:18:53,299
Ooh, that one's a bit naughty.
394
00:18:53,324 --> 00:18:54,820
SHE LAUGHS
395
00:18:54,845 --> 00:18:56,020
I'd like to see it.
396
00:18:56,045 --> 00:18:57,460
No. No.
397
00:18:57,485 --> 00:18:59,530
No.
398
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,099
There's me paddle boarding.
Oh, that's cool.
399
00:19:02,124 --> 00:19:04,380
I've got me dressed as Charles ll.
400
00:19:04,405 --> 00:19:07,969
SHE LAUGHS
401
00:19:07,994 --> 00:19:09,820
Judi...
402
00:19:09,845 --> 00:19:11,660
Judi.
403
00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:13,099
OK, that's not cool.
404
00:19:15,515 --> 00:19:16,740
Are they beetles?
405
00:19:16,765 --> 00:19:19,219
No, they're sockets.
Sockets. Hidden in a wardrobe.
406
00:19:19,244 --> 00:19:20,940
OK, so you've got some options.
407
00:19:20,965 --> 00:19:22,049
Oh, God.
408
00:19:22,074 --> 00:19:24,490
I've got one of Margaret Atwood
reading her own book.
409
00:19:24,515 --> 00:19:25,690
Lorraine Kelly.
410
00:19:25,715 --> 00:19:27,969
Does he like Kingfishers?
411
00:19:27,994 --> 00:19:29,260
Would this appeal to him?
412
00:19:29,285 --> 00:19:32,940
Even though I live in the
countryside, I get 927 mg a second.
413
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,740
That is cool. That's the quickest.
414
00:19:34,765 --> 00:19:37,580
Oh, I've a brilliantly cool photo.
It's not very clear.
415
00:19:37,605 --> 00:19:41,130
Unfortunately, it's not really
visible to the human eye.
416
00:19:41,155 --> 00:19:43,460
Can I see it? TM's going to love
it. He's going to love it.
417
00:19:43,485 --> 00:19:45,179
I'm going to go with this one.
418
00:19:47,124 --> 00:19:48,410
HE BLOWS WHISTLE
419
00:19:48,435 --> 00:19:49,490
Oh, it's...
420
00:19:49,515 --> 00:19:52,179
It was the worst blow
I've ever seen, I think.
421
00:19:52,204 --> 00:19:53,410
Thank you for the photo.
422
00:19:53,435 --> 00:19:54,620
I've only...
423
00:19:54,645 --> 00:19:55,820
SHE GASPS
424
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,299
Oh, that's so evil.
425
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,660
"Recreate the coolest photo
in your phone.
426
00:20:04,485 --> 00:20:07,410
"Most accurate recreation wins.
427
00:20:07,435 --> 00:20:08,979
"You have 15 minutes.
428
00:20:09,004 --> 00:20:12,049
"Your time starts now."
How am I going to do that?
429
00:20:13,204 --> 00:20:14,620
Sockets would've been easy.
430
00:20:16,004 --> 00:20:18,979
Sockets would've been so easy,
you're right.
431
00:20:24,204 --> 00:20:27,770
I guess we should tuck into
what everyone's view of cool is.
432
00:20:27,795 --> 00:20:30,059
Hmm. Yes.
433
00:20:30,084 --> 00:20:31,950
Uh, sockets in a wardrobe.
434
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,130
They were hidden in a wardrobe.
Hidden.
435
00:20:35,155 --> 00:20:37,770
It's not the one I chose in the end.
436
00:20:37,795 --> 00:20:40,260
But you thought about it.
437
00:20:40,285 --> 00:20:42,770
Well, we're going to hold back the
photos for a little while.
438
00:20:42,795 --> 00:20:45,380
Let's see them
preparing their replica photos.
439
00:20:45,405 --> 00:20:47,460
Let us do that. Here we go.
440
00:20:47,485 --> 00:20:50,420
I've got some ideas. Oh, my God,
this is the smallest caravan ever.
441
00:20:50,445 --> 00:20:51,670
What's wrong with ya?
442
00:20:53,565 --> 00:20:56,740
I'm going to do your nipples
and then I'm going to do your face.
443
00:20:56,765 --> 00:20:58,099
Pardon?
444
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,460
BRIDGET: That's got to attach
to something.
445
00:21:00,485 --> 00:21:03,620
CHRIS: I need a onesie.
Something grey.
446
00:21:03,645 --> 00:21:06,570
JUDI: I need you to draw some faces.
Faces.
447
00:21:06,595 --> 00:21:08,099
Faces. Ahh.
448
00:21:10,124 --> 00:21:12,390
HE SIGHS
449
00:21:12,415 --> 00:21:14,670
Cheese. Take number one.
450
00:21:17,595 --> 00:21:19,140
Well, that is dangerous.
451
00:21:19,165 --> 00:21:21,820
CHRIS: No. No. No, that's not right.
452
00:21:25,165 --> 00:21:27,059
They're mountains by the way.
453
00:21:27,084 --> 00:21:30,260
I think the teats look like darker
and better if they're a bit wet.
454
00:21:31,495 --> 00:21:32,979
OK, we're nearly there.
455
00:21:35,084 --> 00:21:37,340
CHRIS: Can I have beer?
456
00:21:37,365 --> 00:21:39,340
Yeah, look at that.
457
00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:41,220
That foot is in that hole
458
00:21:41,245 --> 00:21:43,580
and this foot is on top
of that one.
459
00:21:43,605 --> 00:21:45,950
I...| don't think it's going to
work.
460
00:21:45,975 --> 00:21:48,260
Oh, you're doing real good work
there you know, babes.
461
00:21:48,285 --> 00:21:49,750
Yeah, thank you. Uh...
462
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:51,750
Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh...
463
00:21:51,775 --> 00:21:52,950
Great.
464
00:21:52,975 --> 00:21:55,420
OK. Well, I think I'm done.
465
00:21:57,415 --> 00:22:00,540
Hmm, intriguing. Very intriguing.
466
00:22:04,645 --> 00:22:07,140
Well, I think I've got a bit of
a handle on what
467
00:22:07,165 --> 00:22:09,670
judi, Ardal and even Chris
are up to.
468
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:13,140
The other two, I mean,
literally scare the shit out of me.
469
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:17,500
"I'm going to do your nipples first
then your face,"
470
00:22:17,525 --> 00:22:20,340
and then there were some wet teats?
471
00:22:20,365 --> 00:22:23,140
Yeah, there was wet...wet teats.
"I'm going to make your teats wet."
472
00:22:23,165 --> 00:22:27,140
I'm going to, yeah. Lovely. And I
don't know what this madness is.
473
00:22:27,165 --> 00:22:29,780
It's, you know, I'm off the ground.
474
00:22:32,575 --> 00:22:35,270
Now that's the sort of teaser
we need to go into a break.
475
00:22:37,084 --> 00:22:39,420
Just time for you to pull your
trousers down
476
00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:43,910
in front of your partner and scream,
"Why don't you see me any more?"
477
00:22:54,745 --> 00:22:57,640
Hello, and welcome back
to Taskmaster.
478
00:22:57,665 --> 00:23:00,840
It's part three and it's
little Alex Horne with the news.
479
00:23:00,865 --> 00:23:02,800
Dong. Before the break...
480
00:23:05,055 --> 00:23:06,560
How they do it.
481
00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:09,199
Before the break,
the cast showed me their cool photos
482
00:23:09,224 --> 00:23:12,160
and then had to try and physically
recreate those cool photos.
483
00:23:12,185 --> 00:23:14,490
Dong. Off we go then.
484
00:23:14,515 --> 00:23:18,800
First of all, here's Chris'
recreation of the cool photo.
485
00:23:20,515 --> 00:23:23,160
It's a nice...nice photo,
isn't it, Greg?
486
00:23:23,185 --> 00:23:25,440
Yeah. This was the original photo.
487
00:23:25,465 --> 00:23:27,079
Aw!
488
00:23:27,104 --> 00:23:28,949
The future man.
489
00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:30,720
LAUGHTER AND GASPS
490
00:23:30,745 --> 00:23:33,560
Oh, my God, you know I'm a qualified
social worker, right?
491
00:23:36,585 --> 00:23:37,959
Wow. We can see the original
492
00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:39,800
and the recreation
next to each other.
493
00:23:39,825 --> 00:23:41,280
Ahh.
494
00:23:41,305 --> 00:23:43,600
SOPHIE: You could've pissed in the
bottle or something
495
00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:44,770
to make it yellow.
496
00:23:44,795 --> 00:23:46,209
There's a lot more stars on your...
497
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:51,490
OK. Well, this time I'm going to
start with the cool photo
498
00:23:51,515 --> 00:23:52,800
and then the recreation.
499
00:23:52,825 --> 00:23:55,280
So this is Bridget's coolest photo
in her phone.
500
00:23:55,305 --> 00:23:56,850
GASPS
501
00:23:56,875 --> 00:23:58,240
Wow. Oh, my God.
502
00:23:58,265 --> 00:24:00,570
Yeah, she's in the air
holding herself up
503
00:24:00,595 --> 00:24:02,850
just with her arms on the rope.
504
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:03,999
Pretty cool.
505
00:24:04,024 --> 00:24:06,280
Would you like to see
the 15-minute recreation?
506
00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:16,300
Who's that?
507
00:24:16,325 --> 00:24:18,660
So we can see the two next
to each other. Yeah.
508
00:24:18,685 --> 00:24:20,700
There are hoops,
there's a hoop in there.
509
00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:25,109
The...the hooded man in the original
isn't pissing against a wall.
510
00:24:25,134 --> 00:24:26,780
That's what I thought
but I hadn't seen that,
511
00:24:26,805 --> 00:24:29,979
otherwise I'd have changed like
to say you look like you're pissing.
512
00:24:30,004 --> 00:24:31,189
JUDl: Quite good though.
513
00:24:31,214 --> 00:24:34,300
OK, again, we're going to see
Sophie's original photo first.
514
00:24:34,325 --> 00:24:37,550
Her coolest photo was of
a dog in Ghana.
515
00:24:37,575 --> 00:24:39,910
There it is.
516
00:24:39,935 --> 00:24:42,830
It's a pretty odd choice
but there... Thank God.
517
00:24:44,964 --> 00:24:50,350
I think we know where this is going.
This is what happened next.
518
00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:52,580
APPLAUSE
519
00:24:53,805 --> 00:24:56,059
That is excellent. I just...
520
00:24:57,495 --> 00:25:00,140
Can we see them next to each other?
Course we can, side by side.
521
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:03,220
I won't know which one's which.
522
00:25:03,245 --> 00:25:04,939
I think you've got the breed wrong.
523
00:25:06,295 --> 00:25:08,140
I think that's
clearly an Alsatian over there.
524
00:25:08,165 --> 00:25:09,739
Wow.
525
00:25:09,764 --> 00:25:13,140
I've got the teats,
the teats are wet. The bags.
526
00:25:13,165 --> 00:25:15,020
|'m...|'m very aware
of the wet teats.
527
00:25:16,575 --> 00:25:19,020
Let's see Judi's cool photo.
528
00:25:19,045 --> 00:25:21,910
It's her performing at
Wembley Arena.
529
00:25:21,935 --> 00:25:25,350
Beautiful. I mean,
it is an undeniably cool picture
530
00:25:25,375 --> 00:25:28,069
but I'm marking you on
the accuracy of the recreation.
531
00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:31,140
Good luck, Judi.
Oh, well, you know me, babes.
532
00:25:31,165 --> 00:25:33,100
All right,
so just keep looking at that.
533
00:25:33,125 --> 00:25:35,910
I'm just gonna put the other one up.
You'll barely notice the change.
534
00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:37,174
Here we go.
535
00:25:37,199 --> 00:25:39,504
I'm not going to tell you when
I've done it.
536
00:25:39,529 --> 00:25:41,224
JUDl LAUGHS
537
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,104
Now, bear in mind
that was a quarter of an hour,
538
00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:47,943
just a quarter of an hour
she did that.
539
00:25:47,968 --> 00:25:51,063
I mean, what? The SSE is there,
the guy is that,
540
00:25:51,088 --> 00:25:53,584
look, same expression with
the guy with the...
541
00:25:53,609 --> 00:25:54,693
Look, look at the teeth,
542
00:25:54,718 --> 00:25:57,054
the one at the top with
the teeth on the... Yeah, yeah.
543
00:25:57,079 --> 00:25:59,584
The dog from the last photo's
in it.
544
00:25:59,609 --> 00:26:02,943
You've got the...
Oh, the dog is there. The dog...
545
00:26:02,968 --> 00:26:05,614
THEY LAUGH
546
00:26:05,639 --> 00:26:07,664
OK, here's them side by side.
547
00:26:07,689 --> 00:26:11,334
Look at that, you see, look.
548
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:14,023
Good. We've heard a lot from
the last guy.
549
00:26:14,048 --> 00:26:16,744
Yeah, he has, he's really been
chopsy through this.
550
00:26:16,769 --> 00:26:19,974
Hmm. This is what he created,
again, in just 15 minutes.
551
00:26:19,999 --> 00:26:21,794
Here's his picture.
552
00:26:21,819 --> 00:26:24,143
So...
jUDl LAUGHS
553
00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:27,693
OK, here we go, with just a touch
of a button. There's the original.
554
00:26:30,439 --> 00:26:32,823
It's some sheep playing football.
555
00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:37,414
Some sheep playing football
in Ireland.
556
00:26:37,439 --> 00:26:39,224
The nerve of the man.
557
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:43,224
SOPHIE: You said the breed
of my dog was different.
558
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,023
You was saying there was too many
stars on my onesie.
559
00:26:48,048 --> 00:26:53,434
At least I mead some effort
to make sheep.
560
00:26:53,459 --> 00:26:55,304
OK, all ten photos here.
561
00:26:55,329 --> 00:26:56,664
Here we go.
562
00:26:56,689 --> 00:26:59,153
There's some quality there.
563
00:26:59,178 --> 00:27:00,414
Shall we get this over with?
564
00:27:00,439 --> 00:27:02,023
Yes, here we go. Here we go.
Ready?
565
00:27:02,048 --> 00:27:03,794
In last place first please, Greg.
566
00:27:03,819 --> 00:27:06,054
Well, I mean, come on.
567
00:27:06,079 --> 00:27:07,414
Ardal gets one point. Correct.
568
00:27:07,439 --> 00:27:08,514
Really?
569
00:27:08,539 --> 00:27:10,153
Well, look. I mean, obviously
570
00:27:10,178 --> 00:27:12,624
it's the preposterous
wet-teated dog, isn't it?
571
00:27:14,928 --> 00:27:18,514
That's...that's me
you're talking about, I think.
572
00:27:18,539 --> 00:27:21,594
For accuracy's sake,
I must putjudi at three points.
573
00:27:21,619 --> 00:27:23,104
OK, three points to Judi.
574
00:27:23,129 --> 00:27:26,384
It feels... Is it another tragic
silver medal for Chris?
575
00:27:26,409 --> 00:27:28,703
Yeah, and I do think it's cruel
576
00:27:28,728 --> 00:27:31,023
because I very much enjoyed
his picture
577
00:27:31,048 --> 00:27:32,023
but Bridget takes it.
578
00:27:32,048 --> 00:27:33,344
It's the best recreation,
579
00:27:33,369 --> 00:27:35,023
it's five points to Bridget
Christie.
580
00:27:38,649 --> 00:27:41,464
All right, you will give me
another task, please.
581
00:27:41,489 --> 00:27:43,023
Yes, I will. How about this?
582
00:27:43,048 --> 00:27:45,544
It's the first team task
of the series.
583
00:27:45,569 --> 00:27:47,234
CHEERING
584
00:28:00,899 --> 00:28:02,033
Hey.
585
00:28:02,058 --> 00:28:03,544
Hello. How are ya?
586
00:28:03,569 --> 00:28:05,903
Ah, how's it going, man?
Good to see you.
587
00:28:05,928 --> 00:28:07,514
You all right?
Yeah, nice to see you.
588
00:28:07,539 --> 00:28:08,594
Ahh.
589
00:28:08,619 --> 00:28:10,314
Ahh. Yeah.
590
00:28:10,339 --> 00:28:11,783
Hello, babes.
591
00:28:11,808 --> 00:28:13,624
So what...what
the hell's going on here?
592
00:28:13,649 --> 00:28:15,544
In this task, you two are a team.
593
00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:16,874
Oh, that's good to know.
594
00:28:16,899 --> 00:28:19,314
Ahh.
595
00:28:19,339 --> 00:28:21,624
Hello. Some company at last.
596
00:28:21,649 --> 00:28:23,594
This must be what it feels like when
you're on like
597
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:25,344
Love Island or something. Yeah.
598
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:28,874
"Score a goal.
599
00:28:28,899 --> 00:28:30,544
"With each of the exercise balls.
600
00:28:31,699 --> 00:28:34,424
"You may only move the exercise
balls on the pitch
601
00:28:34,449 --> 00:28:36,144
"when driving the buggy.
602
00:28:37,289 --> 00:28:40,544
"Each person must score a goal using
their own personal wheels
603
00:28:40,569 --> 00:28:43,314
"to drive the buggy and no-one may
score two goals in a row.
604
00:28:44,539 --> 00:28:46,903
"Fastest hat—trick wins.
605
00:28:46,928 --> 00:28:48,314
"The fastest hat-trick wins.
606
00:28:48,339 --> 00:28:50,314
"Your time started when you
broke the seal."
607
00:28:50,339 --> 00:28:52,114
Ooh, sorry. I mean, honestly.
I'm so sorry.
608
00:28:52,139 --> 00:28:53,544
I didn't listen to any of that.
609
00:28:53,569 --> 00:28:54,833
Ahh.
610
00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:56,833
Could the instructions be
any clearer?
611
00:28:56,858 --> 00:28:58,033
Ahh.
612
00:28:58,058 --> 00:29:00,833
Right, I need to do things
really slowly. OK...OK.
613
00:29:00,858 --> 00:29:02,314
"Score a goal."
614
00:29:02,339 --> 00:29:04,144
Oh, no. This is going to really
stress me out.
615
00:29:04,169 --> 00:29:06,153
Then there's a line. Oh, no.
616
00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:07,624
Where's the buggy?
617
00:29:07,649 --> 00:29:08,703
ALEX: It's not far away.
618
00:29:08,728 --> 00:29:11,314
Is it within the confines
of the hockey pitch?
619
00:29:11,339 --> 00:29:13,194
Yes. OK, thank you.
620
00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:15,783
Uh...
621
00:29:15,808 --> 00:29:18,474
Someone look for the buggy.
Oh, is that the buggy?
622
00:29:18,499 --> 00:29:21,144
I haven't finished, we're... OK.
Oh, no. ..0nly halfway through.
623
00:29:21,169 --> 00:29:23,064
Is part of the task to find
the buggy?
624
00:29:23,089 --> 00:29:25,624
Well, we didn't think it was,
but apparently it is.
625
00:29:25,649 --> 00:29:27,953
OK. Uh, well, let's...
626
00:29:27,978 --> 00:29:30,314
Are we stupid?
Let's have a look for the buggy.
627
00:29:30,339 --> 00:29:32,783
Ahh. Oh, there it is.
628
00:29:32,808 --> 00:29:34,554
APPLAUSE
629
00:29:40,549 --> 00:29:43,394
Very hard to pick who
I think's going to be worse.
630
00:29:43,419 --> 00:29:45,033
JUDl LAUGHS
631
00:29:45,058 --> 00:29:46,344
Very hard.
632
00:29:46,369 --> 00:29:49,594
Uh, the angle is unfair.
From where we were,
633
00:29:49,619 --> 00:29:52,594
that bit of wood was obstructing
the view of the buggy.
634
00:29:52,619 --> 00:29:55,424
You... Oh, you was the same place
where we was, weren't you? Yeah.
635
00:29:55,449 --> 00:29:57,474
We found it straight away.
636
00:29:57,499 --> 00:29:59,144
Yes.
637
00:29:59,169 --> 00:30:01,474
Let's let the chaos commence.
638
00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:06,064
All right, and we're going to begin
with the boys. Good luck.
639
00:30:06,089 --> 00:30:08,554
Um, I'm weirdly confident
with these, can I go first?
640
00:30:08,579 --> 00:30:10,953
OK, yeah. You go first, yeah.
I'm weirdly confident with it.
641
00:30:10,978 --> 00:30:12,274
Please, please go first.
642
00:30:14,529 --> 00:30:15,634
That'll do.
643
00:30:17,738 --> 00:30:19,674
Vr00m—vr00m—vr00m.
644
00:30:21,058 --> 00:30:22,554
Chris. Bye.
645
00:30:22,579 --> 00:30:24,314
So I'll be...
I'll be kind of a cox, yeah?
646
00:30:24,339 --> 00:30:25,754
You can't touch the balls, Ardal.
647
00:30:25,779 --> 00:30:27,783
Go on, Chris.
You gonna do a Panenka?
648
00:30:27,808 --> 00:30:30,244
I don't like football,
so I don't know who that is.
649
00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:34,994
It's good. It's good, it's good.
650
00:30:39,419 --> 00:30:42,754
Ahh. Ahh. Don't touch it,
we'll get told off.
651
00:30:42,779 --> 00:30:45,074
Ahh.
652
00:30:45,099 --> 00:30:46,994
This way. Come on, come on,
come behind it,
653
00:30:47,019 --> 00:30:48,604
come behind it, come behind it.
654
00:30:48,629 --> 00:30:50,194
Uh, nice, nice. Oh, that's good.
655
00:30:52,579 --> 00:30:53,604
Ah, shit.
656
00:30:53,629 --> 00:30:54,963
Oh, no, no.
657
00:30:54,988 --> 00:30:56,074
Ah, God.
658
00:30:56,099 --> 00:30:58,394
It's much harder than
I thought it would be, Ardal.
659
00:30:58,419 --> 00:30:59,474
Gentle. Gentle.
660
00:31:03,379 --> 00:31:05,244
Yes. Yes, to the pit stop,
let's go.
661
00:31:05,269 --> 00:31:06,354
Yay.
662
00:31:07,429 --> 00:31:09,114
Let's put a clock on the pit stop.
663
00:31:09,139 --> 00:31:10,434
And he's in.
664
00:31:10,459 --> 00:31:12,074
OK, you do the mechanics there.
665
00:31:12,099 --> 00:31:13,354
Done it. OK, grab yours.
666
00:31:13,379 --> 00:31:14,354
OK.
667
00:31:15,858 --> 00:31:17,404
OK. Fit? Yeah, yeah, good.
668
00:31:19,709 --> 00:31:21,354
Oop. No, no, no,
that's the wrong way.
669
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:23,684
Down, yeah. Both hard.
Put your feet up, whack it.
670
00:31:23,709 --> 00:31:24,833
What do I do?
671
00:31:24,858 --> 00:31:25,963
Up to stop.
672
00:31:25,988 --> 00:31:28,434
Oh, I see. Yeah.
And then it's like that. Yeah.
673
00:31:28,459 --> 00:31:29,793
So that's that and that's that.
674
00:31:29,818 --> 00:31:31,043
Going for the start.
675
00:31:31,068 --> 00:31:34,434
Lovely. Lovely start.
676
00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:36,884
Oh, my God. He's done it.
677
00:31:36,909 --> 00:31:39,154
Oh, my! Brilliant. Ha-ha!
678
00:31:39,179 --> 00:31:40,963
That is absolutely amazing.
679
00:31:40,988 --> 00:31:43,244
HE CHEERS
680
00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:44,324
Smashed it. We're in.
681
00:31:49,789 --> 00:31:51,604
Where do we go? Wonderful work, sir.
682
00:31:51,629 --> 00:31:52,684
Turn us on.
683
00:31:52,709 --> 00:31:54,514
Yeah.
684
00:31:56,068 --> 00:31:57,324
Ooh, nice control.
685
00:31:58,509 --> 00:32:00,713
Look at that ball control. Come on.
686
00:32:02,269 --> 00:32:03,793
Ahh. Turn, turn, turn.
687
00:32:03,818 --> 00:32:05,154
Ah, no.
688
00:32:05,179 --> 00:32:07,434
Ah, this is good.
This is good technique.
689
00:32:09,789 --> 00:32:11,764
Go on ya... It's stuck.
690
00:32:13,019 --> 00:32:14,793
It's in, it's over the line.
691
00:32:14,818 --> 00:32:17,124
No, that's not fully over,
it's not fully over.
692
00:32:17,149 --> 00:32:18,204
Yes. Now it's fully over.
693
00:32:19,629 --> 00:32:21,074
I've stopped the clock.
694
00:32:21,099 --> 00:32:22,124
Well done, Chris.
695
00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:24,434
Amazing stuff. Whoo.
696
00:32:26,818 --> 00:32:29,124
Right, I've written this
sentence down. OK.
697
00:32:29,149 --> 00:32:30,994
See what you make of it.
698
00:32:31,019 --> 00:32:36,324
"Throughout that, I felt like a proud father
watching his two weird sons have fun together."
699
00:32:40,349 --> 00:32:42,684
Have we got a picture of Ardal?
700
00:32:42,709 --> 00:32:44,684
Yes, you could see how much fun
he was having.
701
00:32:44,709 --> 00:32:48,324
This is... There we are.
..his face mid-flow.
702
00:32:48,349 --> 00:32:49,963
There's Ardal, aged nine.
703
00:32:49,988 --> 00:32:51,764
My tongue helped a lot.
704
00:32:51,789 --> 00:32:55,514
Um, my tongue is a sort of
a throttle. Uh...
705
00:32:55,539 --> 00:32:57,124
We'll take that quote in isolation.
706
00:32:57,149 --> 00:32:58,764
My tongue is some sort
of a throttle.
707
00:32:58,789 --> 00:33:03,204
Yes. Their total time was
eight minutes and 38 seconds.
708
00:33:03,229 --> 00:33:05,154
Hmm. OK. Time for a quick break.
709
00:33:05,179 --> 00:33:06,923
Go into the street and egg the
windows
710
00:33:06,948 --> 00:33:10,234
of anyone not watching this show,
we need to smoke these people out.
711
00:33:21,899 --> 00:33:24,274
Welcome back, everyone,
it's the final part of the show
712
00:33:24,299 --> 00:33:27,833
and we're in the thick of
our first team task.
713
00:33:27,858 --> 00:33:30,274
Yes, it's boys versus girls
this series. The boys have been
714
00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:31,843
and now it's the turn of the girls
715
00:33:31,868 --> 00:33:34,194
to score three gym ball goals
on a hockey pitch
716
00:33:34,219 --> 00:33:36,913
whilst driving a hover cart.
Here's how they got on.
717
00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:40,043
Bridget. Bridget.
You want to go first?
718
00:33:40,068 --> 00:33:41,913
Bridget, you look like...
No. Last night,
719
00:33:41,938 --> 00:33:45,274
I genuinely pointed
the remote control at the oven
720
00:33:45,299 --> 00:33:47,043
and so I'm not going first.
721
00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:48,404
OK.
722
00:33:48,429 --> 00:33:51,354
Do you want to go first?
Cos I'm obviously going second.
723
00:33:51,379 --> 00:33:52,663
I'll go first.
724
00:33:52,688 --> 00:33:55,024
Oh, God. OK, it's heavy.
725
00:33:56,259 --> 00:33:57,514
Oh, God.
726
00:33:59,379 --> 00:34:00,713
And then off you go really.
727
00:34:00,738 --> 00:34:03,204
SHE SCREAMS SOFTLY
728
00:34:03,229 --> 00:34:04,923
SHE SCREAMS
729
00:34:04,948 --> 00:34:06,764
Wrong way.
730
00:34:10,379 --> 00:34:11,843
Get that goal, girl. Get that goal.
731
00:34:11,868 --> 00:34:13,124
Ahh.
732
00:34:13,149 --> 00:34:14,843
Oh, you've gone past them.
733
00:34:14,868 --> 00:34:16,593
Oh, God. OK.
734
00:34:16,618 --> 00:34:20,874
OK. This is... Oh, God.
735
00:34:21,948 --> 00:34:25,514
Ahh. There's a slug.
736
00:34:25,539 --> 00:34:26,923
Would you like me to help?
737
00:34:26,948 --> 00:34:29,793
I think we can touch the ball
when it's not on the pitch.
738
00:34:31,429 --> 00:34:32,644
Ahh.
739
00:34:35,379 --> 00:34:37,644
Go on, girl.
740
00:34:37,669 --> 00:34:38,673
Ahh.
741
00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:42,074
Yes. Goal.
742
00:34:42,099 --> 00:34:43,154
That's one goal.
743
00:34:43,179 --> 00:34:44,593
Yeah. Congratulations, Sophie.
744
00:34:44,618 --> 00:34:45,954
Let's go, next. Next.
745
00:34:45,979 --> 00:34:47,954
Right, you're in the pit area.
746
00:34:47,979 --> 00:34:50,843
OK. Alex, I love the way you're
just watching us but...
747
00:34:50,868 --> 00:34:53,154
Ah, do you want me to applaud?
748
00:34:53,179 --> 00:34:55,484
Uh, you could applaud when we
do a goal.
749
00:34:55,509 --> 00:34:58,124
Let's go.
750
00:34:58,149 --> 00:34:59,644
Is it on? No.
751
00:34:59,669 --> 00:35:01,514
I'll turn it on for you.
752
00:35:01,539 --> 00:35:03,434
SOPHIE LAUGHS
753
00:35:08,229 --> 00:35:09,793
OK...
754
00:35:09,818 --> 00:35:12,434
OK.
755
00:35:12,459 --> 00:35:13,954
Oh, good control. Guys, guys.
756
00:35:13,979 --> 00:35:15,954
Yeah. Have you done this before?
757
00:35:15,979 --> 00:35:17,723
No.
758
00:35:17,748 --> 00:35:20,034
This seems like
a lot more civilised.
759
00:35:28,539 --> 00:35:31,484
Guys, I just need it
to go straight.
760
00:35:46,419 --> 00:35:48,204
Right, one more goal to score.
761
00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:49,557
How do you turn it?
762
00:35:50,661 --> 00:35:52,557
Judi. This way, Judi.
763
00:35:59,332 --> 00:36:01,227
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
764
00:36:01,252 --> 00:36:03,517
Straight for the ball.
765
00:36:03,542 --> 00:36:05,227
She is fast.
766
00:36:05,252 --> 00:36:06,637
You can do it.
767
00:36:06,662 --> 00:36:08,357
Yes, girl.
768
00:36:08,382 --> 00:36:09,666
Ah.
769
00:36:09,691 --> 00:36:10,916
Bring it home.
770
00:36:10,941 --> 00:36:13,387
I...| can't move round. Oh, hang on.
That's it, girl.
771
00:36:13,412 --> 00:36:14,557
Do it.
772
00:36:14,582 --> 00:36:16,916
That ball's between your legs.
773
00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:19,157
Ahh. Ah-ah.
774
00:36:22,902 --> 00:36:24,197
Yes.
775
00:36:24,222 --> 00:36:25,596
WHISTLE BLOWS
776
00:36:25,621 --> 00:36:26,997
It's a goal.
777
00:36:27,022 --> 00:36:28,947
APPLAUSE
778
00:36:35,621 --> 00:36:42,517
Sophie, I hope this isn't offensive,
uh, screamed like a lamb.
779
00:36:42,542 --> 00:36:44,157
No, that's fine, you can say that.
780
00:36:44,182 --> 00:36:45,916
I think that's...that's...that
is valid.
781
00:36:45,941 --> 00:36:48,957
And yet, you employed full power.
782
00:36:50,662 --> 00:36:52,637
I thought...
Thought it was a confident lamb.
783
00:36:52,662 --> 00:36:54,237
Yeah, I was trying to go fast.
784
00:36:54,262 --> 00:36:56,077
You went fast but for a long time.
785
00:36:56,102 --> 00:36:57,596
Yeah.
786
00:36:57,621 --> 00:37:00,437
Judi, I hope this isn't insulting.
787
00:37:00,462 --> 00:37:02,127
THEY LAUGH
788
00:37:05,951 --> 00:37:08,487
Initially, I thought you had
789
00:37:08,512 --> 00:37:11,767
"the rictus grin of Davros
from the Daleks."
790
00:37:13,701 --> 00:37:17,077
There was something about
the stillness.
791
00:37:17,102 --> 00:37:19,397
I...| think there was something
wrong with mine,
792
00:37:19,422 --> 00:37:21,317
it was really slow.
793
00:37:21,342 --> 00:37:22,796
It was going really slow.
794
00:37:22,821 --> 00:37:24,676
I thought that was you doing
that on purpose.
795
00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:26,237
I thought you were being
quite poised.
796
00:37:26,262 --> 00:37:29,647
Oh, was I can I control the speed?
797
00:37:29,672 --> 00:37:32,437
Yeah? Bridget's ball technique,
pretty sweet. Hmm.
798
00:37:32,462 --> 00:37:33,877
Didn't say I couldn't.
799
00:37:33,902 --> 00:37:36,207
No. Popped it on your lap.
Popped it on me lap.
800
00:37:36,232 --> 00:37:37,676
Scored with yourself. Yep.
801
00:37:37,701 --> 00:37:40,287
It took them a long time
to read the task,
802
00:37:40,312 --> 00:37:43,926
a long time to construct the machine
and their pit stops were also long.
803
00:37:43,951 --> 00:37:45,957
But what an entertaining team
they are.
804
00:37:45,982 --> 00:37:48,317
Oh, they're lovely to watch.
The flare of the individuals.
805
00:37:48,342 --> 00:37:50,237
Yes, useless but fun. Yeah.
806
00:37:51,542 --> 00:37:53,877
But it all added up to, uh,
807
00:37:53,902 --> 00:37:55,957
eight minutes 38 from the boys,
808
00:37:55,982 --> 00:37:58,397
15 minutes and two seconds
from the girls.
809
00:37:58,422 --> 00:37:59,647
Ahh. So there we go.
810
00:38:01,951 --> 00:38:05,317
But it's up to you, Greg,
to divide the points.
811
00:38:05,342 --> 00:38:08,287
Normally it's five points
split between the two teams,
812
00:38:08,312 --> 00:38:09,767
so it could be five and zero,
813
00:38:09,792 --> 00:38:12,207
four and one, three and two, it's
up to you.
814
00:38:12,232 --> 00:38:14,567
Oh, well I can't give my
lovely boys nothing.
815
00:38:14,592 --> 00:38:16,087
No, no, well they won.
816
00:38:16,112 --> 00:38:17,846
LAUGHTER
817
00:38:22,422 --> 00:38:24,487
Oh, that...that make...
818
00:38:24,512 --> 00:38:26,806
I can easily give
the baby lamb nothing.
819
00:38:27,871 --> 00:38:30,127
I think five and three feels fair.
820
00:38:30,152 --> 00:38:33,087
Oh, right, OK.
821
00:38:33,112 --> 00:38:35,397
No, that's fine, yeah. Yes, cool.
822
00:38:35,422 --> 00:38:37,237
So we're getting three points?
Three points.
823
00:38:37,262 --> 00:38:39,926
Yeah, I think it was, uh... Ahh.
SHE BLEATS
824
00:38:46,672 --> 00:38:49,527
Three points to the girls,
five points to Ardal and Chris.
825
00:38:54,312 --> 00:38:55,647
Quick look at the scores.
826
00:38:55,672 --> 00:38:57,287
OK, then. At the top,
827
00:38:57,312 --> 00:38:59,647
he won the last episode,
he's winning this one as well.
828
00:38:59,672 --> 00:39:02,567
With 15 points, it's Chris Ramsey.
He's getting away with it.
829
00:39:05,272 --> 00:39:07,757
Pretty close. Right, you better
make your way to the stage
830
00:39:07,782 --> 00:39:09,247
for the final task of the show.
831
00:39:09,272 --> 00:39:11,087
APPLAUSE
832
00:39:18,342 --> 00:39:22,007
Right, who's going to read
the task out, lovely pretty boy?
833
00:39:22,032 --> 00:39:24,647
Thank you again, Greg,
for my compliment.
834
00:39:24,672 --> 00:39:27,757
I would like Chris Ramsey
to read the task today, please.
835
00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:30,117
"Identify the object
under your table
836
00:39:30,142 --> 00:39:33,287
"and draw it on the canvas
on the underside of your table.
837
00:39:33,312 --> 00:39:35,287
"You must also write down
three words
838
00:39:35,312 --> 00:39:36,926
"to describe your object.
839
00:39:36,951 --> 00:39:38,726
"Most accurate drawing wins.
840
00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:43,087
"You must also stare menacingly at
the Taskmaster at all times.
841
00:39:43,112 --> 00:39:44,327
"You have 100 seconds."
842
00:39:44,352 --> 00:39:46,887
Stare at him at all times? Yeah.
843
00:39:46,912 --> 00:39:50,217
Menacingly. Greg, are you ready
for me to reveal the objects?
844
00:39:50,242 --> 00:39:51,686
Oh, God, yes.
845
00:39:51,711 --> 00:39:53,037
OK, off we go.
846
00:39:55,711 --> 00:39:57,247
Lovely.
847
00:39:57,272 --> 00:39:58,887
AUDIENCE: Ooh.
848
00:39:58,912 --> 00:40:01,726
I was quite pleased with my
little trot. Shall we start?
849
00:40:01,751 --> 00:40:03,527
Yes. Your 100 seconds...
850
00:40:05,602 --> 00:40:07,217
Chris.
851
00:40:07,242 --> 00:40:08,686
...starts...
852
00:40:08,711 --> 00:40:10,007
WHISTLE BLOWS
853
00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:11,167
And they're off.
854
00:40:11,192 --> 00:40:13,606
Do not stop looking at me. Do not...
855
00:40:13,631 --> 00:40:15,686
HE SHRIEKS
856
00:40:15,711 --> 00:40:18,007
CHRIS: Oh, what's happening?
Why does it feel weird?
857
00:40:18,032 --> 00:40:20,327
What's happening?
858
00:40:20,352 --> 00:40:23,247
Oh, wait, we've
got to put our hand in this...?
859
00:40:23,272 --> 00:40:24,767
Just keep looking at me.
860
00:40:26,242 --> 00:40:28,527
|t's...it's on the bucket, Judi.
On the bucket, judi.
861
00:40:28,552 --> 00:40:29,967
It's on the bucket, Judi.
862
00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:32,297
What is this? And why does it
feel the worst thing ever?
863
00:40:32,322 --> 00:40:33,407
Urgh.
864
00:40:33,432 --> 00:40:34,967
ALEX: That's exactly the question.
865
00:40:34,992 --> 00:40:36,767
Ahh.
866
00:40:36,792 --> 00:40:39,377
Ah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
Oh, the words on the table?
867
00:40:39,402 --> 00:40:42,377
Yes, I should've said that. I'm
watching you. Watching your eyes.
868
00:40:42,402 --> 00:40:45,167
We're looking for colours, textures.
869
00:40:48,352 --> 00:40:50,127
CHRIS: I don't know what
she's doing.
870
00:41:00,992 --> 00:41:02,447
Are you all right, Sophie?
871
00:41:02,472 --> 00:41:04,377
Uh—huh. OK.
872
00:41:04,402 --> 00:41:07,486
You look happy. All good, Sophie.
Yeah?
873
00:41:09,482 --> 00:41:11,377
Make sure you've written
your three words.
874
00:41:11,402 --> 00:41:13,097
Have you all written your
three words?
875
00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:15,047
CHRIS: Yes. Yes?
876
00:41:15,072 --> 00:41:16,967
WHISTLE BLOWS
OK.
877
00:41:16,992 --> 00:41:19,816
OK, relax. Don't look.
878
00:41:19,841 --> 00:41:21,457
APPLAUSE
879
00:41:21,482 --> 00:41:23,457
Right.
880
00:41:23,482 --> 00:41:25,856
Hello, Ardal. Hi.
Hello. So, Ardal. How are you?
881
00:41:25,881 --> 00:41:28,217
What three words did you write down
for your object?
882
00:41:28,242 --> 00:41:29,686
I wrote — wet, horse, green.
883
00:41:29,711 --> 00:41:31,967
Wet, horse, green.
884
00:41:31,992 --> 00:41:33,606
Not a wet, green horse.
885
00:41:33,631 --> 00:41:35,967
No, a wet horse green.
No, wet horse green.
886
00:41:35,992 --> 00:41:38,657
OK, well, let's have a look
at your wet horse green.
887
00:41:38,682 --> 00:41:40,457
There it is.
888
00:41:46,352 --> 00:41:47,816
And here is...
889
00:41:47,841 --> 00:41:49,606
Here is your wet horse green.
890
00:41:49,631 --> 00:41:51,177
There's the actual object.
891
00:41:51,202 --> 00:41:54,606
It's a wet camel. It is soaking wet,
he has got wet right.
892
00:41:54,631 --> 00:41:58,657
Sorry, is it worth me saying,
uh, making a comment on Ardal's?
893
00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:00,207
Yes, always. It's rubbish.
894
00:42:00,232 --> 00:42:02,177
OK.
895
00:42:02,202 --> 00:42:04,177
Hello, Bridget, what have you drawn?
896
00:42:04,202 --> 00:42:06,457
Birdy hand finger.
897
00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:09,686
Birdy hand finger.
898
00:42:09,711 --> 00:42:12,616
OK, well, let's have a look
at your birdy hand finger.
899
00:42:12,641 --> 00:42:14,936
It's like a character
from a '60s film.
900
00:42:14,961 --> 00:42:17,207
Ooh. Ooh, birdy hand finger.
901
00:42:17,232 --> 00:42:18,897
Yes, there's your birdy hand finger.
902
00:42:18,922 --> 00:42:20,486
OK, well, let's pop that down there
903
00:42:20,511 --> 00:42:23,017
and let's show you
your birdy hand finger.
904
00:42:24,602 --> 00:42:25,657
There you go.
905
00:42:25,682 --> 00:42:28,207
Ooh, it was a... It's not awful.
906
00:42:28,232 --> 00:42:31,657
It's pretty credible,
because honestly, from here
907
00:42:31,682 --> 00:42:33,337
I don't know what that object is.
908
00:42:33,362 --> 00:42:36,486
Well, it was a rubber glove
frozen in a fridge
909
00:42:36,511 --> 00:42:38,407
with two fingers snapped off,
obviously.
910
00:42:38,432 --> 00:42:39,816
Oh, of course.
911
00:42:39,841 --> 00:42:41,257
Hello, Chris. Hello.
912
00:42:41,282 --> 00:42:43,616
You've written three words.
I've got stuff on me hands.
913
00:42:43,641 --> 00:42:46,017
Yes, what do you think you've got
on your hand? I don't know.
914
00:42:46,042 --> 00:42:48,337
I've sniffed it, but I'm
frightened to lick it.
915
00:42:48,362 --> 00:42:49,537
Do not lick it. Do not lick it.
916
00:42:49,562 --> 00:42:52,227
Good rule of thumb.
Good rule of thumb.
917
00:42:52,252 --> 00:42:53,923
What have you written down there,
Chris?
918
00:42:53,948 --> 00:42:56,314
"Gunky slime,"
and I've tried to write "vase"
919
00:42:56,339 --> 00:42:57,824
but I don't know, that's terrible.
920
00:42:57,849 --> 00:43:00,104
Gunky slime vase.
921
00:43:00,129 --> 00:43:01,994
Gunky, gunky slime vase.
922
00:43:02,019 --> 00:43:05,793
OK. That's his picture of
a gunky slime vase.
923
00:43:05,818 --> 00:43:08,104
Oh, I mean, honestly...
AUDIENCE GASP
924
00:43:08,129 --> 00:43:09,354
That's a gunky slime vase.
925
00:43:10,669 --> 00:43:12,514
To be fair...
I can't wait to see what this is.
926
00:43:12,539 --> 00:43:14,184
...unlike Ardal's, it's a shape.
927
00:43:14,209 --> 00:43:17,004
It is a shape and he's got
the opening of the fish vase.
928
00:43:17,029 --> 00:43:19,004
Oh, you... It's a gunky slime vase.
929
00:43:19,029 --> 00:43:20,754
Gunky slime vase.
930
00:43:20,779 --> 00:43:23,104
Yeah, it's a fish vase
covered in jam.
931
00:43:23,129 --> 00:43:25,713
Right, judi, what have you,
uh, what have you written down?
932
00:43:25,738 --> 00:43:27,754
Sea, crab, lobster.
933
00:43:27,779 --> 00:43:29,394
Sea, crab, lobster.
934
00:43:29,419 --> 00:43:31,234
AUDIENCE: Ooh.
935
00:43:31,259 --> 00:43:33,074
Oh. Given yourself a couple
of options.
936
00:43:33,099 --> 00:43:34,514
You said three words.
937
00:43:34,539 --> 00:43:37,723
Yes, no, I... Yes. All right,
here it is.
938
00:43:41,339 --> 00:43:43,593
Look, let me show you something.
939
00:43:43,618 --> 00:43:45,394
OK. Let me show you something. Yes.
940
00:43:45,419 --> 00:43:47,723
The sea. That's the sea. Oh, yeah.
941
00:43:47,748 --> 00:43:50,473
And that's the lobster bit
at the sides.
942
00:43:50,498 --> 00:43:54,154
But I'm a... I'm a special child
943
00:43:54,179 --> 00:43:56,723
and I colour on the outside
of the lines.
944
00:43:56,748 --> 00:43:58,723
Yeah. I mean, she's got the
colour right.
945
00:43:58,748 --> 00:44:00,543
There we go.
946
00:44:00,568 --> 00:44:02,514
Come on. Come on.
947
00:44:02,539 --> 00:44:04,194
APPLAUSE
948
00:44:04,219 --> 00:44:05,593
CHRIS: Nice.
949
00:44:07,539 --> 00:44:10,553
She has captured something
of the essence of that beast.
950
00:44:10,578 --> 00:44:12,004
She has. Yeah.
951
00:44:12,029 --> 00:44:14,004
Finally, Sophie Duker. Yeah.
952
00:44:14,029 --> 00:44:16,034
You've written down
a little sentence.
953
00:44:16,059 --> 00:44:18,904
I've written down,
"Difficult to see."
954
00:44:18,929 --> 00:44:20,284
Yes.
955
00:44:21,618 --> 00:44:23,394
What do you think it is?
956
00:44:23,419 --> 00:44:25,314
Like, a really effective condom.
957
00:44:26,618 --> 00:44:29,473
Can we have a look at the picture
of her really thick condom?
958
00:44:31,059 --> 00:44:32,754
Hm!
959
00:44:32,779 --> 00:44:34,314
That spells pregnancy.
960
00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:36,364
LAUGHTER
961
00:44:36,389 --> 00:44:38,444
It does spell pregnancy, yeah.
962
00:44:38,469 --> 00:44:41,444
OK, do you mind if I just
pop it now?
963
00:44:41,469 --> 00:44:42,874
It's a pineapple, that's all it is.
964
00:44:42,899 --> 00:44:44,473
Yeah. Yeah, it's just a pineapple.
965
00:44:44,498 --> 00:44:46,284
Well, there we go, Greg, that's it.
966
00:44:46,309 --> 00:44:48,593
Well, it would be very unfair for me
967
00:44:48,618 --> 00:44:51,644
to make a distinction between
Ardal's and Sophie's
968
00:44:51,669 --> 00:44:54,834
being as they both are rubbish.
969
00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:56,553
One point?
One point for both of them.
970
00:44:56,578 --> 00:44:58,954
OK, we're moving up,
I guess, to three points now.
971
00:44:58,979 --> 00:45:02,394
I think gunky slime vase
is probably the three points
972
00:45:02,419 --> 00:45:04,394
because it's a basic interpretation
973
00:45:04,419 --> 00:45:07,364
of quite an elaborate
jam-covered fish.
974
00:45:07,389 --> 00:45:12,004
Judi's flavours of the sea
takes second place with four.
975
00:45:12,029 --> 00:45:15,084
Wonderful. And whatever that pointy
finger thing was
976
00:45:15,109 --> 00:45:17,644
takes the full five points.
Congratulations, Sophie.
977
00:45:17,669 --> 00:45:19,524
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
978
00:45:21,828 --> 00:45:26,194
Come back down and we'll see how
that's affected the final scores.
979
00:45:29,698 --> 00:45:30,803
Ooh.
980
00:45:32,189 --> 00:45:33,553
Well, there we are. Welcome back.
981
00:45:33,578 --> 00:45:35,524
Thank you. Nail-biting stuff.
982
00:45:35,549 --> 00:45:37,884
Yes. Bridget did very well,
she got the five points
983
00:45:37,909 --> 00:45:40,324
and it was almost enough
to give her the episode win
984
00:45:40,349 --> 00:45:41,644
but not quite.
985
00:45:41,669 --> 00:45:44,553
For the second episode
in a row we have... Oh.
986
00:45:44,578 --> 00:45:46,364
We have the winner,
it's Mr Chris Ramsey.
987
00:45:46,389 --> 00:45:48,644
This time with 18 points. Wow!
988
00:45:48,669 --> 00:45:49,834
Again.
989
00:45:49,859 --> 00:45:51,114
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
990
00:45:51,139 --> 00:45:53,394
Chris Ramsey is tonight's winner.
991
00:45:53,419 --> 00:45:55,084
Please beam yourself onto the stage
992
00:45:55,109 --> 00:45:57,723
and collect your
alien-friendly goodies.
993
00:45:57,748 --> 00:46:00,164
SPEECH DROWNED OUT BY APPLAUSE
994
00:46:03,069 --> 00:46:04,803
So what have we learnt today?
995
00:46:04,828 --> 00:46:06,754
We've learnt that in hundreds
of years
996
00:46:06,779 --> 00:46:09,803
when the Earth is scorched
and the human race is long gone,
997
00:46:09,828 --> 00:46:13,274
hopefully, aliens will visit
and find something that tells them
998
00:46:13,299 --> 00:46:18,603
that Queen Zufufu and her army of
Dutch militia reign supreme over ET,
999
00:46:18,628 --> 00:46:22,914
robot lawnmowers and
the mysterious shining mirrurr.
1000
00:46:24,299 --> 00:46:26,803
That's it then. Until next time,
take care of yourselves
1001
00:46:26,828 --> 00:46:29,084
and well done again to Chris Ramsey.
1002
00:46:29,109 --> 00:46:31,324
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1003
00:46:48,119 --> 00:46:49,274
INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE
1004
00:46:52,069 --> 00:46:55,044
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