1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,600 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:08,720 No way! 3 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:11,200 Er... 4 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:12,720 Gosh! Where's the hole? 5 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,760 ARDAL GROANS SOPHIE CRIES OUT 6 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,800 CHRIS TRUMPETS Are you having a laugh? 7 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,840 GRUNTING 8 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:25,280 JUDI GASPS CHRIS CRIES OUT Ooh! 9 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:28,080 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 10 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,360 Hello, and welcome to another edition of Taskmaster. 11 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,600 I'm Greg Davies, I'm middle-aged 12 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,680 but the pheromones I emit still compel sailor-filled ships 13 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,800 to dash themselves onto the rocks. 14 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,760 Watch them work their magic 15 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:49,120 as five sensible, and in some cases, intelligent comedians 16 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:50,840 get angry about rubber ducks. 17 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,760 All for the chance to take home a trophy that is yet 18 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:56,840 to make its £3 reserve on eBay. 19 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:00,240 Feast your eyes on their hopeful little faces. 20 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:01,920 They are... 21 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,680 ..Ardal O'Hanlon... 22 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:05,400 APPLAUSE 23 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,400 ..Bridget Christie... 24 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:08,840 APPLAUSE 25 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:10,800 ..Chris Ramsey... APPLAUSE 26 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:13,000 ..Judi Love... APPLAUSE 27 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,560 ..and Sophie Duker. 28 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,640 APPLAUSE 29 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:21,240 And now for a man who once confided in me that his first French kiss 30 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,240 was with his second cousin, Jacob, 31 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,400 now a legal underwriter on the Isle of Man. 32 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,160 It's little Alex Horne. 33 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,880 APPLAUSE 34 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,880 All right, sweet cheeks? 35 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,720 Well, I'm just feeling quite pleased with myself today. 36 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:42,920 Mm-hm. I've done my, uh, chores for the year, 37 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:45,080 I've finished my letter to Santa. 38 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:52,560 "Dear Santa, this year I want spaghetti, press-up equipment floor, 39 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,920 "uh, a million earrings and infinity wishes, 40 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:58,920 "cos that way... 41 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:00,680 "Thank you, Alex." 42 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,440 LAUGHTER And off we go. 43 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:06,720 Let's hear about today's Prize Task category please, Alex. 44 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,000 Here you go. They had to bring in today 45 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:12,080 the object that you would most like to show to an alien. 46 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:14,720 Five points will be given to the owner of the object 47 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,600 Greg thinks is the best one to show to an alien 48 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:18,560 and all five objects will go home with the person 49 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,680 who has the most points at the end of the episode. 50 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,880 Whether they will ever get to show them to an alien, 51 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:25,520 I'm afraid I just don't know at this stage, Greg. 52 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,280 All scripted. Yeah. Incredible. 53 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:30,800 Bridget Christie. 54 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:32,240 Oh, me first? Yeah, why not? 55 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:38,760 Ooh. Well, I thought that I would show an alien the film ET. 56 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,520 He'd get... I'd get all cosy, 57 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,640 get some treats in and then say, 58 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:47,840 "This is what we think you're like." 59 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,240 And then we could watch the film and I'd go, 60 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:53,040 "Do you do that?" And they'd go, "Oh, you know, 61 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:56,120 "none of us have done anything like that really." 62 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:59,480 Do you think aliens would like that representation of them? 63 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:03,480 I think they would be going, "Who the hell is this guy?" You know. 64 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:04,640 What, ET? 65 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,360 He needs to be sacked. Yeah. This is rubbish. 66 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,280 He needs to be sacked from the aliens. Yeah. 67 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,680 Sophie, can you beat ET? 68 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,680 The answer is yes, by the way. Yeah. Yes. 69 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,280 I think the thing about the aliens is that they're a threat 70 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:20,400 so I would show them a historical artefact. 71 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,720 A portrait of me and my housemates 72 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,880 but in the style of a Dutch militia company. 73 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:31,040 Well, I, I, I feel like I've had a stroke at this stage. 74 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,960 THEY LAUGH 75 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,600 So you'd show it to the aliens. 76 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:38,360 I'd show it because they want to know about the timeline 77 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:41,720 but this would confuse their understanding of the timeline. 78 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,400 Enabling you to... 79 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,080 Travel through time. 80 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,800 I dunno... I dunno what's going on here. 81 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,520 He'll be like, "Let's go, how are you here? 82 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,040 "Why aren't you in the Netherlands?" 83 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,320 I think they'd spend ages analysing this. Yeah. 84 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,760 I think they'd spend most of their time just...just colouring it in. 85 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,240 Judi. Yes. This should be fun. 86 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,160 What do you think's the best thing to show an alien? 87 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,920 I would show an alien a ruby cubey. 88 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,160 That's what I call it, OK. 89 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,360 Yeah, cool. 90 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,800 I'm showing him this because these aliens always going on like, 91 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:27,600 you know, they're so smart, they're smarter than us, 92 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,320 I would be like, "Fix that, innit. 93 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:34,240 "Do that in ten seconds and then I know you're real." 94 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:36,760 What if they had... if you had a competition... 95 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,640 Yeah. ..and they asked you to do it really quickly. 96 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,840 I would say, "I am Queen Zufufu 97 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:46,800 "and I do not take part in these things because..." 98 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:49,800 And your Queen Zufufu is powerful. 99 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:52,440 It's something I made up, I made up in my head. No way. 100 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,600 I thought you really were Queen Zufufu. 101 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,640 ARDAL: You're not Queen Zufufu? Oh, no. No. No. 102 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:58,920 So if I've got this right, 103 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,320 you would present the alien with a Rubik's Cube 104 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,560 and announce yourself Queen Zufufu. Yes. 105 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,720 And expect them to be your servants? 106 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:07,800 Yes. 107 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:10,760 OK. Thank you. 108 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,960 Yeah. Good, good answer. 109 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,320 Chris. 110 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,520 It's me robot lawnmower. 111 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,200 Yeah. Beautiful. Beautiful. 112 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,200 I mean, separately, away from this question, 113 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:22,560 that's a lovely bit of kit. 114 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,320 Thank you. 115 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:29,000 The reason is cos I feel like aliens would either be well impressed 116 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:33,240 or they'd improve it somehow, which'd be win-win for me. 117 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:36,320 I...I am struggling to see how it would excite 118 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:39,120 the alien life force because of their advanced technology, Chris. 119 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:42,440 Well, we don't know, it's all hypothet... I mean, Al... I'm looking at you, Alex. 120 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,920 You didn't even like the bit at the beginning. Saw an alien, 121 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:48,920 we don't know anything about these aliens... Ooh, he's gone too Geordie for me. 122 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:51,880 Absolutely. 123 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,080 Yeah. 124 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,200 LAUGHTER 125 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:58,880 Right, let's see if Ardal can beat robotic lawnmower. 126 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:03,240 OK, the best thing, uh, to show an alien would be a mirror. 127 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,200 Ooh. Like as in Frankincense? 128 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:09,520 Uh, no, a mirr-or. 129 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:10,640 Mirrurr. 130 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,400 Oh, you think it would be a mirror? 131 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,960 A hand-held mirror... 132 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:20,480 ..because it's the thing, like, we made the leap 133 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:23,800 towards self-awareness when we invented the mirror 134 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:27,200 and if I held the mirror over my face like this... Hmm. 135 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,440 ..and met the alien, so the alien would have to have 136 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,920 a good look at themselves, possibly for the first time ever, 137 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:34,400 and I think if they had a good look at themselves, 138 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:36,840 saw all the heads and the slithery bits and the drool 139 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,360 and the slime, I mean, I think, you know, 140 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,520 they might become quite self-conscious and...and retreat. 141 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:43,840 Now... OK. 142 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:46,240 I want you all to take note from what Ardal's done there. 143 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,760 He's brought something totally shit in... 144 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,560 LAUGHTER 145 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,320 ..but what he's done is 146 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,960 he's constructed quite a clever argument 147 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,360 that means I can give him more points than all of you. 148 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,240 So, is it points time? It feels like it might be. 149 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,400 I'm going to give Ardal five points... Right, well. 150 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:09,160 ..straight away, I'll tell you that. 151 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,560 APPLAUSE 152 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,040 Good work. Good work. 153 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,720 There's got to be a gulf between Ardal and the others. 154 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:15,800 Of course there has. 155 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:19,600 Right, I'm going to give all of the others two points each. 156 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,040 GASPS 157 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:24,160 Wow. Wow. Well, well done, Ardal O'Hanlon gets five points. 158 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:25,680 APPLAUSE 159 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,840 Right, let's go. The competition proper. 160 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:34,920 Yes. We're in. Yes, and we start with one of my pet names for you, 161 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,680 Greg, it's the Pretty Maypole. Here we go. 162 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:51,560 Hello, Ardal. Hi. 163 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,680 Lovely. 164 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,040 This is fun. 165 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,800 Oh, of course. They're all fun. 166 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,760 No, they're not. Oh. 167 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,840 It's a bit muddy and animals. 168 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,520 What animals were there? 169 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,080 Moos. Ah. 170 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,760 "Either tie a ribbon round the maypole 171 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,160 "or strike it with a ping pong ball. 172 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,800 "You must be properly blindfolded at all times." 173 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:15,320 Thank you, of course I must. 174 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,560 "And must never step beyond the rope." 175 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,560 And when we say beyond the rope, 176 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,920 you can step on the rope, but not over it. 177 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,800 "Fastest wins. 178 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:27,960 "Your time starts when Alex gives you a thumbs up." 179 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,960 CHRIS: Goggles, ribbon. 180 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,480 Is that a papoose. 181 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:32,920 You recognise the papoose? 182 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,040 Papa-who? 183 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,480 Oh, it's like a little baby. 184 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,520 Wait, I'm crying already. 185 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,400 Ah. Cos I'm feeling quite maternal. 186 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,480 Right. 187 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:46,040 Like, these are like my eggs. 188 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:47,840 They shouldn't be out and about. 189 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:50,120 Are you sure this is just not for your pleasure? 190 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,400 Bit of both. 191 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:54,520 Oh, me eyelashes. Me eyelashes. 192 00:08:54,560 --> 00:09:01,080 Ow. You've never played role-playing things at home, have you? 193 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,600 Have we got thumbs up? 194 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,280 No, I won't give you a thumbs up till you spin round ten times. 195 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,760 It doesn't say I've got to do that. 196 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,800 I know, but that's what's going to happen. 197 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,200 Oh. One. 198 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,280 Was that one? One. 199 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,520 It's a bit cruel, Alex. 200 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:15,560 Uh-huh. 201 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:20,040 Are you counting? 202 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,080 Yes. 203 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,880 Are you counting? Yes. 204 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,040 Happy? 205 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,120 Yes. 206 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,080 Oh, my God. 207 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,480 I'm actually losing my balance a little bit now. 208 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:40,240 That's definitely ten times. 209 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,000 No, that's 12 now. 210 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,320 You...you said ten. 211 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,560 I've given you the thumbs up. 212 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,440 Oh, my God, you absolute twat face. 213 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,280 Ardal, I wrote down, I hope this isn't insulting, 214 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,840 I wrote down, "Increasingly, Ardal puts me in mind of 215 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:01,400 "a provincial vicar who comes round to help in the garden 216 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,000 "but makes things worse." 217 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,680 Looks quite fun, I'm excited. Let's go. 218 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:09,440 OK. Right, well, we're going to start 219 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:13,360 with Ardal, Judi and Bridget. Here are their attempts. 220 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,480 Have you given me the thumbs up? 221 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,000 Yep. Oh, OK. 222 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:19,280 Alex. 223 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,720 Yes. Am I close to the rope? 224 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,680 Hmm. You've been closer. 225 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:39,960 Was that good? 226 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 One. Two. 227 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,800 Is it hitting it? 228 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:46,920 I don't know where I am. 229 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,960 Nope. I don't know where I am. My head's spinning. 230 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,040 Oh, what's this? 231 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,960 That's not a pillar I don't think. 232 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,240 No. 233 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,040 Is that a fence? Yes. 234 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:59,400 Eh? The fence is miles away. 235 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:15,280 Maypole's flap... 236 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:16,480 Uh-huh. ..in my experience. 237 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:18,360 So you're listening out for flapping? 238 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,920 I'm listening...listening out for flapping. OK. 239 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,680 No, that's, that's you flapping, Alex, is it? 240 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,760 I'm not flapping. 241 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,640 I'm just sort of wandering around. 242 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:30,800 Ooh. 243 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,080 Oh, is that another bloody fence? 244 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,560 Yeah, you've found the other fence. 245 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,760 Oh, my God. 246 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,480 Ooh, there's the rope. 247 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:43,880 If I just move the rope up to the maypole 248 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,720 and then just not go beyond it. 249 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:46,960 OK. 250 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,320 Ooh, shit. 251 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,000 SHE LAUGHS 252 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,440 What are you doing, Judi? 253 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,240 I'm trying. 254 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:02,080 SHE SNORTS 255 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,360 POLE DINGS 256 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,920 I've stopped the clock. ARDAL CHEERS 257 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,560 Yes. Ah. 258 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,120 What's that? 259 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,760 Ooh. 260 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,680 Well, I've got both now so I just need to find the maypole. Yes. 261 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:28,040 Judi, what are you doing? What are you doing? 262 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,400 Alex? Yes. 263 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,080 Yeah, I'm trying to get the ribbon out. 264 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:34,040 Oh, no, that's not the ribbon. The ribbon was on your... Ah. 265 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,200 I'm done. 266 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,400 Ooh. 267 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,400 It's obviously over here. 268 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:43,560 Ooh. 269 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,680 Striking. 270 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,720 Yes, I've stopped the clock, congratulations. 271 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,280 SHE LAUGHS 272 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:52,920 Right, I take back what I said about Ardal being 273 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,920 an ineffective provincial vicar 274 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,960 because that was an elite athlete. 275 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,880 That was someone with a system and I hope you don't mind, 276 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,960 I wrote down what I think the system would be named 277 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,960 and it's called Listening To The Flap. 278 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,000 Right, onto Bridget's system. 279 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,200 System? Yeah. 280 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,880 LAUGHTER 281 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,000 Well, he... Not my fault. 282 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,880 You did. You made me spin too many times. 283 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,200 I think if I'd done ten spins I'd have... 284 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,200 It would've been less of a shit show, would it? 285 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:29,200 Oh, I'd have been... It would've been seconds I expect. 286 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:33,160 Judi. I mean, I can short cut and tell you that the final part 287 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,080 of the system was you on your hands and knees 288 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:38,280 wheezing in front of a maypole, sure. 289 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,640 No-one else heard the wheezing, Greg, 290 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,360 you didn't have to say that bit, babes. 291 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,760 They heard the wheezing. 292 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,120 Go on, tell me some times. 293 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,960 Well, you know, I don't think you'll be that disappointed by Bridget. 294 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,840 11 minutes 30. Not a disaster. 295 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:53,200 It felt longer, I think we'd all agree. 296 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,160 Judi, she was quick. Can't be good. 297 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,440 It was four minutes 15 seconds. 298 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,160 How? 299 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:02,800 Ardal's finding flapping throwing, two minutes ten. 300 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,200 Time for a break. Go and drink some water, 301 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:12,200 what you're eating's full of salt, your body needs water. 302 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:15,200 You need to start being kind to yourselves. 303 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,840 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 304 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:33,720 Hello, and a very warm welcome back to the second part of the show. 305 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:36,560 Before the break, the contestants were trying to locate a maypole 306 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,480 to either strike with a ping pong ball 307 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,880 or tie a ribbon around, all whilst blindfolded. 308 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,120 There are only two people to go 309 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,480 and they're really, really young compared to the others. 310 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,440 It's Sophie and Chris. 311 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:55,280 Oh, no. Oh, no, I don't know where it is. 312 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,400 I can stand on the rope, yeah? 313 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,600 OK. 314 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,920 Why are you saying OK? 315 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,520 All the information's on the task. 316 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,760 Which I can't read. Oh. 317 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,280 I'll stop the clock. 318 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:18,480 Not quite. 319 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,600 Oh. 320 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,640 Yes. I've stopped the clock. 321 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,520 SHE CHEERS 322 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,240 Have you ever felt cooler? 323 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,960 It's the best thing that's ever happened in me entire life. 324 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,840 Do not pan down, I might have an erection. 325 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:37,840 Amazing. 326 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,880 First time. One ball. First time. 327 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,600 Perfection. Hmm. 328 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,720 That's what it was. 329 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,160 Yes, but was...was there a system? 330 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,360 Yeah, he held on to the pillar while he was spinning, 331 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,800 so he never lost his bearings. 332 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,160 Oh. Wow. Clever. 333 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:53,600 Ooh, you never thought the flapping system would be beaten, did you? 334 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,560 Now, the mother. 335 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,760 Yes. 336 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,840 You know, fairly decent performance. 337 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:03,160 She promised to pay anyone who beat her £20. 338 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:07,360 So, I guess what we need to do is 339 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:12,480 see the two throws next to each other in real, actual real-time. 340 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,080 I'm going to hit it. 341 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,600 Happy? Yes. 342 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,760 Oh, no. Oh, no, I don't know where it is. 343 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,640 Down there. 344 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,760 No. 345 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,040 Right. Have I had a thumbs up yet? 346 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,440 Yes. OK. Are you sure? 347 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,680 Have I had a thumbs up? 348 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,240 Yeah, I'm not blindfolded. 349 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,680 Not quite. Oh. 350 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,960 Yeah, I've stopped the clock. 351 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,160 I've stopped the clock. 352 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,840 All right. Bye, Chris. 353 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:01,520 Bye, Alex. Bye, easiest task of the series. 354 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:05,000 Hey, hey. 355 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:07,920 Wow. 356 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,280 Let's be honest, speaking on behalf of the whole room. 357 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,640 Who thought that that would be exciting? 358 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,040 LAUGHTER 359 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:19,120 Well, Bridget obviously one point, she took ages. 360 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,520 Judi four minutes - two points. 361 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:23,440 Ardal, three points for his two minutes in the flapping, 362 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,200 but Chris only gets four points, 363 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,680 in an impressive 38 seconds 364 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,320 but Sophie five points for 31 seconds. 365 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:29,880 There we go. 366 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,720 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 367 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,360 Let's have a scoreboard. 368 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,320 I think you'll be surprised by who's in the lead. 369 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,680 It's Ardal O'Hanlon with eight points at this stage. 370 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,960 Not surprised at all. Next. 371 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,840 Ooh. One...one second. 372 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,320 Greg, smile. 373 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,600 CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS 374 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,400 Lovely stuff, there it is. 375 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,160 That is very cool. 376 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,720 Ooh. 377 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,520 Hello, Alex. Hello, Ardal. 378 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,080 CHRIS: Very cosy, isn't it? 379 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,760 This is where I live. 380 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,040 It's horrible. 381 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,920 Everything I want. Yeah? 382 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,680 That's weird. 383 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,120 My hero. 384 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,440 Why's he your hero? 385 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,840 Is there any way of not having that there? 386 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,320 No. OK. 387 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,800 Oh, I love them, man. I'll never get sick of a wax seal. 388 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:45,440 "Reveal the coolest photo in your phone. 389 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,400 "You have five minutes. 390 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,040 "Your time starts now." 391 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,640 Let me see, let me see, let me see. 392 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,280 Ooh, that one's a bit naughty. 393 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:54,800 SHE LAUGHS 394 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,000 I'd like to see it. 395 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,440 No. No. 396 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,480 No. 397 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:02,080 There's me paddleboarding. Oh, that's cool. 398 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,200 I've got me dressed as Charles II. 399 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,960 SHE LAUGHS 400 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,800 Judi... 401 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,640 Judi. 402 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,120 OK, that's not cool. 403 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,680 Are they beetles? 404 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,200 No, they're sockets. Sockets. Hidden in a wardrobe. 405 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,920 OK, so you've got some options. 406 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,000 Oh, God. 407 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,480 I've got one of Margaret Atwood reading her own book. 408 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,680 Lorraine Kelly. 409 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,920 Does he like Kingfishers? 410 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,200 Would this appeal to him? 411 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:32,920 Even though I live in the countryside, I get 927 mg a second. 412 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,680 That is cool. That's the quickest. 413 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,520 Oh, I've a brilliantly cool photo. It's not very clear. 414 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:41,080 Unfortunately, it's not really visible to the human eye. 415 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:43,440 Can I see it? TM's going to love it. He's going to love it. 416 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,200 I'm going to go with this one. 417 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,400 HE BLOWS WHISTLE 418 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:49,440 Oh, it's... 419 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,160 It was the worst blow I've ever seen, I think. 420 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,400 Thank you for the photo. 421 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,600 I've only... 422 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,840 SHE GASPS 423 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,240 Oh, that's so evil. 424 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,680 "Recreate the coolest photo in your phone. 425 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,400 "Most accurate recreation wins. 426 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,920 "You have 15 minutes. 427 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,080 "Your time starts now." How am I going to do that? 428 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,640 Sockets would've been easy. 429 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:19,000 Sockets would've been so easy, you're right. 430 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:27,760 I guess we should tuck into what everyone's view of cool is. 431 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,960 Hmm. Yes. 432 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,960 Uh, sockets in a wardrobe. 433 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,120 They were hidden in a wardrobe. Hidden. 434 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,760 It's not the one I chose in the end. 435 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,200 But you thought about it. 436 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,720 Well, we're going to hold back the photos for a little while. 437 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,360 Let's see them preparing their replica photos. 438 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,400 Let us do that. Here we go. 439 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,400 I've got some ideas. Oh, my God, this is the smallest caravan ever. 440 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,680 What's wrong with ya? 441 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,720 I'm going to do your nipples and then I'm going to do your face. 442 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,040 Pardon? 443 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,280 BRIDGET: That's got to attach to something. 444 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,560 CHRIS: I need a onesie. Something grey. 445 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,560 JUDI: I need you to draw some faces. Faces. 446 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,120 Faces. Ahh. 447 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,240 HE SIGHS 448 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,680 Cheese. Take number one. 449 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,120 Well, that is dangerous. 450 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,840 CHRIS: No. No. No, that's not right. 451 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,000 They're mountains by the way. 452 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:30,280 I think the teats look like darker and better if they're a bit wet. 453 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,000 OK, we're nearly there. 454 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,240 CHRIS: Can I have beer? 455 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,320 Yeah, look at that. 456 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,160 That foot is in that hole 457 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,400 and this foot is on top of that one. 458 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,640 I...I don't think it's going to work. 459 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,040 Oh, you're doing real good work there you know, babes. 460 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,720 Yeah, thank you. Uh... 461 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,720 Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... 462 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:52,920 Great. 463 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,440 OK. Well, I think I'm done. 464 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,560 Hmm, intriguing. Very intriguing. 465 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,080 Well, I think I've got a bit of a handle on what 466 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,600 Judi, Ardal and even Chris are up to. 467 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:13,080 The other two, I mean, literally scare the shit out of me. 468 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:17,480 "I'm going to do your nipples first then your face," 469 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,280 and then there were some wet teats? 470 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,080 Yeah, there was wet...wet teats. "I'm going to make your teats wet." 471 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:27,120 I'm going to, yeah. Lovely. And I don't know what this madness is. 472 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,800 It's, you know, I'm off the ground. 473 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,280 Now that's the sort of teaser we need to go into a break. 474 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,240 Just time for you to pull your trousers down 475 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:43,920 in front of your partner and scream, "Why don't you see me any more?" 476 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,560 Hello, and welcome back to Taskmaster. 477 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,800 It's part three and it's little Alex Horne with the news. 478 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,800 Dong. Before the break... 479 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,480 How they do it. 480 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,120 Before the break, the cast showed me their cool photos 481 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:12,120 and then had to try and physically recreate those cool photos. 482 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,320 Dong. Off we go then. 483 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:18,560 First of all, here's Chris' recreation of the cool photo. 484 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,120 It's a nice...nice photo, isn't it, Greg? 485 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,280 Yeah. This was the original photo. 486 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,040 Aw! 487 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,920 The future man. 488 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,640 LAUGHTER AND GASPS 489 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,560 Oh, my God, you know I'm a qualified social worker, right? 490 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:37,880 Wow. We can see the original 491 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,760 and the recreation next to each other. 492 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,200 Ahh. 493 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,520 SOPHIE: You could've pissed in the bottle or something 494 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,720 to make it yellow. 495 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,200 There's a lot more stars on your... 496 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,440 OK. Well, this time I'm going to start with the cool photo 497 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,720 and then the recreation. 498 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,240 So this is Bridget's coolest photo in her phone. 499 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,800 GASPS 500 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,160 Wow. Oh, my God. 501 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,520 Yeah, she's in the air holding herself up 502 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,720 just with her arms on the rope. 503 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:03,920 Pretty cool. 504 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,280 Would you like to see the 15-minute recreation? 505 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,240 Who's that? 506 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,560 So we can see the two next to each other. Yeah. 507 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,640 There are hoops, there's a hoop in there. 508 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:24,800 The...the hooded man in the original isn't pissing against a wall. 509 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,720 That's what I thought but I hadn't seen that, 510 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,960 otherwise I'd have changed like to say you look like you're pissing. 511 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,120 JUDI: Quite good though. 512 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,240 OK, again, we're going to see Sophie's original photo first. 513 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,520 Her coolest photo was of a dog in Ghana. 514 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,840 There it is. 515 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,840 It's a pretty odd choice but there... Thank God. 516 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:50,320 I think we know where this is going. This is what happened next. 517 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,440 APPLAUSE 518 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,080 That is excellent. I just... 519 00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,120 Can we see them next to each other? Course we can, side by side. 520 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,200 I won't know which one's which. 521 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,960 I think you've got the breed wrong. 522 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,120 I think that's clearly an Alsatian over there. 523 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,680 Wow. 524 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:13,080 I've got the teats, the teats are wet. The bags. 525 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,040 I'm... I'm very aware of the wet teats. 526 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,960 Let's see Judi's cool photo. 527 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,840 It's her performing at Wembley Arena. 528 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,280 Beautiful. I mean, it is an undeniably cool picture 529 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,000 but I'm marking you on the accuracy of the recreation. 530 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:31,080 Good luck, Judi. Oh, well, you know me, babes. 531 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:33,040 All right, so just keep looking at that. 532 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,880 I'm just gonna put the other one up. You'll barely notice the change. 533 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,160 Here we go. 534 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,400 I'm not going to tell you when I've done it. 535 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,280 JUDI LAUGHS 536 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:46,080 Now, bear in mind that was a quarter of an hour, 537 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,920 just a quarter of an hour she did that. 538 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,040 I mean, what? The SSE is there, the guy is that, 539 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,600 look, same expression with the guy with the... 540 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:54,680 Look, look at the teeth, 541 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,960 the one at the top with the teeth on the... Yeah, yeah. 542 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,560 The dog from the last photo's in it. 543 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,960 You've got the... Oh, the dog is there. The dog... 544 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,640 THEY LAUGH 545 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,680 OK, here's them side by side. 546 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:11,320 Look at that, you see, look. 547 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:14,000 Good. We've heard a lot from the last guy. 548 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,720 Yeah, he has, he's really been chopsy through this. 549 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,000 Hmm. This is what he created, again, in just 15 minutes. 550 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,760 Here's his picture. 551 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,080 So... JUDI LAUGHS 552 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:27,760 OK, here we go, with just a touch of a button. There's the original. 553 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,880 It's some sheep playing football. 554 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,440 Some sheep playing football in Ireland. 555 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,280 The nerve of the man. 556 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:43,280 SOPHIE: You said the breed of my dog was different. 557 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:48,000 You was saying there was too many stars on my onesie. 558 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:53,440 At least I mead some effort to make sheep. 559 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,320 OK, all ten photos here. 560 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:56,680 Here we go. 561 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,160 There's some quality there. 562 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,400 Shall we get this over with? 563 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,040 Yes, here we go. Here we go. Ready? 564 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,800 In last place first please, Greg. 565 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,880 Well, I mean, come on. 566 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,440 Ardal gets one point. Correct. 567 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:08,520 Really? 568 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,120 Well, look. I mean, obviously 569 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,680 it's the preposterous wet-teated dog, isn't it? 570 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,480 That's...that's me you're talking about, I think. 571 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,600 For accuracy's sake, I must put Judi at three points. 572 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,080 OK, three points to Judi. 573 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:26,400 It feels... Is it another tragic silver medal for Chris? 574 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,560 Yeah, and I do think it's cruel 575 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,760 because I very much enjoyed his picture 576 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,040 but Bridget takes it. 577 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,320 It's the best recreation, 578 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,080 it's five points to Bridget Christie. 579 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,480 All right, you will give me another task, please. 580 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,000 Yes, I will. How about this? 581 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,560 It's the first team task of the series. 582 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,280 CHEERING 583 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,040 Hey. 584 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,520 Hello. How are ya? 585 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,880 Ah, how's it going, man? Good to see you. 586 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,520 You all right? Yeah, nice to see you. 587 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,600 Ahh. 588 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,320 Ahh. Yeah. 589 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:11,760 Hello, babes. 590 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,640 So what...what the hell's going on here? 591 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,560 In this task, you two are a team. 592 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,880 Oh, that's good to know. 593 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,320 Ahh. 594 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,400 Hello. Some company at last. 595 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,600 This must be what it feels like when you're on like 596 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,400 Love Island or something. Yeah. 597 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,880 "Score a goal. 598 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,600 "With each of the exercise balls. 599 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,440 "You may only move the exercise balls on the pitch 600 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,200 "when driving the buggy. 601 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,520 "Each person must score a goal using their own personal wheels 602 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,360 "to drive the buggy and no-one may score two goals in a row. 603 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,920 "Fastest hat-trick wins. 604 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,280 "The fastest hat-trick wins. 605 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,280 "Your time started when you broke the seal." 606 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,120 Ooh, sorry. I mean, honestly. I'm so sorry. 607 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,560 I didn't listen to any of that. 608 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,800 Ahh. 609 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,840 Could the instructions be any clearer? 610 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,000 Ahh. 611 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,840 Right, I need to do things really slowly. OK...OK. 612 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,280 "Score a goal." 613 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,160 Oh, no. This is going to really stress me out. 614 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,160 Then there's a line. Oh, no. 615 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,640 Where's the buggy? 616 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,680 ALEX: It's not far away. 617 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,320 Is it within the confines of the hockey pitch? 618 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,240 Yes. OK, thank you. 619 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,760 Uh... 620 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,440 Someone look for the buggy. Oh, is that the buggy? 621 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,120 I haven't finished, we're... OK. Oh, no. ..only halfway through. 622 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,040 Is part of the task to find the buggy? 623 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,640 Well, we didn't think it was, but apparently it is. 624 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,880 OK. Uh, well, let's... 625 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,320 Are we stupid? Let's have a look for the buggy. 626 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,800 Ahh. Oh, there it is. 627 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,600 APPLAUSE 628 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,400 Very hard to pick who I think's going to be worse. 629 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,040 JUDI LAUGHS 630 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,320 Very hard. 631 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,560 Uh, the angle is unfair. From where we were, 632 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,560 that bit of wood was obstructing the view of the buggy. 633 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,440 You... Oh, you was the same place where we was, weren't you? Yeah. 634 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,480 We found it straight away. 635 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,160 Yes. 636 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,400 Let's let the chaos commence. 637 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:06,040 All right, and we're going to begin with the boys. Good luck. 638 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,520 Um, I'm weirdly confident with these, can I go first? 639 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,960 OK, yeah. You go first, yeah. I'm weirdly confident with it. 640 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,320 Please, please go first. 641 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,680 That'll do. 642 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,720 Vroom-vroom-vroom. 643 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,520 Chris. Bye. 644 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,320 So I'll be... I'll be kind of a cox, yeah? 645 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,720 You can't touch the balls, Ardal. 646 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,760 Go on, Chris. You gonna do a Panenka? 647 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,280 I don't like football, so I don't know who that is. 648 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,040 It's good. It's good, it's good. 649 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,760 Ahh. Ahh. Don't touch it, we'll get told off. 650 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,840 Ahh. 651 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,000 This way. Come on, come on, come behind it, 652 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,600 come behind it, come behind it. 653 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,240 Uh, nice, nice. Oh, that's good. 654 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,600 Ah, shit. 655 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:54,960 Oh, no, no. 656 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,040 Ah, God. 657 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,240 It's much harder than I thought it would be, Ardal. 658 00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,520 Gentle. Gentle. 659 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,240 Yes. Yes, to the pit stop, let's go. 660 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,400 Yay. 661 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,120 Let's put a clock on the pit stop. 662 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,440 And he's in. 663 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,080 OK, you do the mechanics there. 664 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,360 Done it. OK, grab yours. 665 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,400 OK. 666 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,440 OK. Fit? Yeah, yeah, good. 667 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,320 Oop. No, no, no, that's the wrong way. 668 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,680 Down, yeah. Both hard. Put your feet up, whack it. 669 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:24,840 What do I do? 670 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:25,920 Up to stop. 671 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,440 Oh, I see. Yeah. And then it's like that. Yeah. 672 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:29,800 So that's that and that's that. 673 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,040 Going for the start. 674 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,440 Lovely. Lovely start. 675 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,880 Oh, my God. He's done it. 676 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,000 Oh, my! Brilliant. Ha-ha! 677 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,960 That is absolutely amazing. 678 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,120 HE CHEERS 679 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,360 Smashed it. We're in. 680 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,600 Where do we go? Wonderful work, sir. 681 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:52,680 Turn us on. 682 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,560 Yeah. 683 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,360 Ooh, nice control. 684 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,680 Look at that ball control. Come on. 685 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:03,800 Ahh. Turn, turn, turn. 686 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,120 Ah, no. 687 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,200 Ah, this is good. This is good technique. 688 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,800 Go on ya... It's stuck. 689 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,760 It's in, it's over the line. 690 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,920 No, that's not fully over, it's not fully over. 691 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,240 Yes. Now it's fully over. 692 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,080 I've stopped the clock. 693 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,120 Well done, Chris. 694 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,480 Amazing stuff. Whoo. 695 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,880 Right, I've written this sentence down. OK. 696 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,920 See what you make of it. 697 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:36,360 "Throughout that, I felt like a proud father watching his two weird sons have fun together." 698 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,640 Have we got a picture of Ardal? 699 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,640 Yes, you could see how much fun he was having. 700 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:48,320 This is... There we are. ..his face mid-flow. 701 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,960 There's Ardal, aged nine. 702 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,720 My tongue helped a lot. 703 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,520 Um, my tongue is a sort of a throttle. Uh... 704 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,080 We'll take that quote in isolation. 705 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,720 My tongue is some sort of a throttle. 706 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:03,200 Yes. Their total time was eight minutes and 38 seconds. 707 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,120 Hmm. OK. Time for a quick break. 708 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:06,880 Go into the street and egg the windows 709 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,280 of anyone not watching this show, we need to smoke these people out. 710 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,240 Welcome back, everyone, it's the final part of the show 711 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,800 and we're in the thick of our first team task. 712 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,280 Yes, it's boys versus girls this series. The boys have been 713 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:31,800 and now it's the turn of the girls 714 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,040 to score three gym ball goals on a hockey pitch 715 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,960 whilst driving a hover cart. Here's how they got on. 716 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,000 Bridget. Bridget. You want to go first? 717 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,880 Bridget, you look like... No. Last night, 718 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:45,280 I genuinely pointed the remote control at the oven 719 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,040 and so I'm not going first. 720 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,360 OK. 721 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,360 Do you want to go first? Cos I'm obviously going second. 722 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,680 I'll go first. 723 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,080 Oh, God. OK, it's heavy. 724 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,560 Oh, God. 725 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:00,720 And then off you go really. 726 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,200 SHE SCREAMS SOFTLY 727 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,920 SHE SCREAMS 728 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,800 Wrong way. 729 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,840 Get that goal, girl. Get that goal. 730 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,120 Ahh. 731 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,840 Oh, you've gone past them. 732 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,600 Oh, God. OK. 733 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:20,720 OK. This is... Oh, God. 734 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,520 Ahh. There's a slug. 735 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:26,880 Would you like me to help? 736 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,840 I think we can touch the ball when it's not on the pitch. 737 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,680 Ahh. 738 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,560 Go on, girl. 739 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,720 Ahh. 740 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,080 Yes. Goal. 741 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,160 That's one goal. 742 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,600 Yeah. Congratulations, Sophie. 743 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:45,960 Let's go, next. Next. 744 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,920 Right, you're in the pit area. 745 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,840 OK. Alex, I love the way you're just watching us but... 746 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,920 Ah, do you want me to applaud? 747 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,360 Uh, you could applaud when we do a goal. 748 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,120 Let's go. 749 00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,640 Is it on? No. 750 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,520 I'll turn it on for you. 751 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,480 SOPHIE LAUGHS 752 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,800 OK... 753 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,440 OK. 754 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:13,960 Oh, good control. Guys, guys. 755 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,960 Yeah. Have you done this before? 756 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,680 No. 757 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,080 This seems like a lot more civilised. 758 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,520 Guys, I just need it to go straight. 759 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,200 Right, one more goal to score. 760 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:49,560 How do you turn it? 761 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,600 Judi. This way, Judi. 762 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,240 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 763 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,360 Straight for the ball. 764 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,240 She is fast. 765 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,640 You can do it. 766 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,360 Yes, girl. 767 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,680 Ah. 768 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:10,880 Bring it home. 769 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,400 I...I can't move round. Oh, hang on. That's it, girl. 770 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:14,560 Do it. 771 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,920 That ball's between your legs. 772 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,200 Ahh. Ah-ah. 773 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,200 Yes. 774 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:25,600 WHISTLE BLOWS 775 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,000 It's a goal. 776 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,000 APPLAUSE 777 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:42,520 Sophie, I hope this isn't offensive, uh, screamed like a lamb. 778 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,120 No, that's fine, you can say that. 779 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,920 I think that's...that's...that is valid. 780 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,000 And yet, you employed full power. 781 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,640 I thought... Thought it was a confident lamb. 782 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,240 Yeah, I was trying to go fast. 783 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,080 You went fast but for a long time. 784 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,600 Yeah. 785 00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,440 Judi, I hope this isn't insulting. 786 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,160 THEY LAUGH 787 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,440 Initially, I thought you had 788 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,800 "the rictus grin of Davros from the Daleks." 789 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,040 There was something about the stillness. 790 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,400 I...I think there was something wrong with mine, 791 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,320 it was really slow. 792 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,760 It was going really slow. 793 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,640 I thought that was you doing that on purpose. 794 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,240 I thought you were being quite poised. 795 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,600 Oh, was I can I control the speed? 796 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,440 Yeah? Bridget's ball technique, pretty sweet. Hmm. 797 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:33,840 Didn't say I couldn't. 798 00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,920 No. Popped it on your lap. Popped it on me lap. 799 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,640 Scored with yourself. Yep. 800 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,240 It took them a long time to read the task, 801 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,880 a long time to construct the machine and their pit stops were also long. 802 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,920 But what an entertaining team they are. 803 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,320 Oh, they're lovely to watch. The flare of the individuals. 804 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,280 Yes, useless but fun. Yeah. 805 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,880 But it all added up to, uh, 806 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,920 eight minutes 38 from the boys, 807 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,400 15 minutes and two seconds from the girls. 808 00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,680 Ahh. So there we go. 809 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,280 But it's up to you, Greg, to divide the points. 810 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,280 Normally it's five points split between the two teams, 811 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,720 so it could be five and zero, 812 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,160 four and one, three and two, it's up to you. 813 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,560 Oh, well I can't give my lovely boys nothing. 814 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,080 No, no, well they won. 815 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,880 LAUGHTER 816 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,440 Oh, that...that make... 817 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,840 I can easily give the baby lamb nothing. 818 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,040 I think five and three feels fair. 819 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,080 Oh, right, OK. 820 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,320 No, that's fine, yeah. Yes, cool. 821 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,200 So we're getting three points? Three points. 822 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:39,960 Yeah, I think it was, uh... Ahh. SHE BLEATS 823 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,560 Three points to the girls, five points to Ardal and Chris. 824 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:55,640 Quick look at the scores. 825 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,240 OK, then. At the top, 826 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,520 he won the last episode, he's winning this one as well. 827 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,600 With 15 points, it's Chris Ramsey. He's getting away with it. 828 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,760 Pretty close. Right, you better make your way to the stage 829 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,240 for the final task of the show. 830 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,120 APPLAUSE 831 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,960 Right, who's going to read the task out, lovely pretty boy? 832 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,600 Thank you again, Greg, for my compliment. 833 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,720 I would like Chris Ramsey to read the task today, please. 834 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,840 "Identify the object under your table 835 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:33,240 "and draw it on the canvas on the underside of your table. 836 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,280 "You must also write down three words 837 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:36,920 "to describe your object. 838 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,680 "Most accurate drawing wins. 839 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:42,920 "You must also stare menacingly at the Taskmaster at all times. 840 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,320 "You have 100 seconds." 841 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,840 Stare at him at all times? Yeah. 842 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:50,200 Menacingly. Greg, are you ready for me to reveal the objects? 843 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:51,680 Oh, God, yes. 844 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:53,080 OK, off we go. 845 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:57,240 Lovely. 846 00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,840 AUDIENCE: Ooh. 847 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,720 I was quite pleased with my little trot. Shall we start? 848 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,560 Yes. Your 100 seconds... 849 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,200 Chris. 850 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,680 ..starts... 851 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:10,000 WHISTLE BLOWS 852 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,160 And they're off. 853 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,600 Do not stop looking at me. Do not... 854 00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,640 HE SHRIEKS 855 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,840 CHRIS: Oh, what's happening? Why does it feel weird? 856 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,240 What's happening? 857 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,240 Oh, wait, we've got to put our hand in this...? 858 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,800 Just keep looking at me. 859 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,520 It's...it's on the bucket, Judi. On the bucket, Judi. 860 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:29,920 It's on the bucket, Judi. 861 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,160 What is this? And why does it feel the worst thing ever? 862 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,400 Urgh. 863 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,960 ALEX: That's exactly the question. 864 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,720 Ahh. 865 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,320 Ah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. Oh, the words on the table? 866 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:42,360 Yes, I should've said that. I'm watching you. Watching your eyes. 867 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,200 We're looking for colours, textures. 868 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,160 CHRIS: I don't know what she's doing. 869 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,440 Are you all right, Sophie? 870 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,320 Uh-huh. OK. 871 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,520 You look happy. All good, Sophie. Yeah? 872 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,320 Make sure you've written your three words. 873 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,080 Have you all written your three words? 874 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,000 CHRIS: Yes. Yes? 875 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,960 WHISTLE BLOWS OK. 876 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,800 OK, relax. Don't look. 877 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,440 APPLAUSE 878 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,400 Right. 879 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,800 Hello, Ardal. Hi. Hello. So, Ardal. How are you? 880 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,200 What three words did you write down for your object? 881 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:29,680 I wrote - wet, horse, green. 882 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,840 Wet, horse, green. 883 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,560 Not a wet, green horse. 884 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,640 No, a wet horse green. No, wet horse green. 885 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,640 OK, well, let's have a look at your wet horse green. 886 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,480 There it is. 887 00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:47,800 And here is... 888 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,600 Here is your wet horse green. 889 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,120 There's the actual object. 890 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:54,560 It's a wet camel. It is soaking wet, he has got wet right. 891 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:58,640 Sorry, is it worth me saying, uh, making a comment on Ardal's? 892 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,200 Yes, always. It's rubbish. 893 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:02,160 OK. 894 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,160 Hello, Bridget, what have you drawn? 895 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:09,640 Birdy hand finger. 896 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,560 OK, well, let's have a look at your birdy hand finger. 897 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,800 It's like a character from a '60s film. 898 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,040 Ooh. Ooh, birdy hand finger. 899 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:18,880 Yes, there's your birdy hand finger. 900 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,440 OK, well, let's pop that down there 901 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,040 and let's show you your birdy hand finger. 902 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:25,640 There you go. 903 00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:28,160 Ooh, it was a... It's not awful. 904 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:31,640 It's pretty credible, because honestly, from here 905 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,280 I don't know what that object is. 906 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,440 Well, it was a rubber glove frozen in a fridge 907 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,400 with two fingers snapped off, obviously. 908 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:39,800 Oh, of course. 909 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,200 Hello, Chris. Hello. 910 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:43,480 You've written three words. I've got stuff on me hands. 911 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,960 Yes, what do you think you've got on your hand? I don't know. 912 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,160 I've sniffed it, but I'm frightened to lick it. 913 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,480 Do not lick it. Do not lick it. 914 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,120 Good rule of thumb. Good rule of thumb. 915 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,880 What have you written down there, Chris? 916 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,320 "Gunky slime," and I've tried to write "vase" 917 00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:57,840 but I don't know, that's terrible. 918 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,080 Gunky slime vase. 919 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,960 Gunky, gunky slime vase. 920 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,760 OK. That's his picture of a gunky slime vase. 921 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,840 Oh, I mean, honestly... AUDIENCE GASP 922 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,400 That's a gunky slime vase. 923 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,520 To be fair... I can't wait to see what this is. 924 00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,160 ..unlike Ardal's, it's a shape. 925 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,000 It is a shape and he's got the opening of the fish vase. 926 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,000 Oh, you... It's a gunky slime vase. 927 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,720 Gunky slime vase. 928 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,080 Yeah, it's a fish vase covered in jam. 929 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,720 Right, Judi, what have you, uh, what have you written down? 930 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:29,400 Sea, crab, lobster. 931 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,200 AUDIENCE: Ooh. 932 00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:33,080 Oh. Given yourself a couple of options. 933 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,480 You said three words. 934 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,760 Yes, no, I... Yes. All right, here it is. 935 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,480 Look, let me show you something. 936 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,400 OK. Let me show you something. Yes. 937 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,680 The sea. That's the sea. Oh, yeah. 938 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:50,480 And that's the lobster bit at the sides. 939 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,120 But I'm a... I'm a special child 940 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,680 and I colour on the outside of the lines. 941 00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:58,720 Yeah. I mean, she's got the colour right. 942 00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,560 There we go. 943 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,520 Come on. Come on. 944 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,200 APPLAUSE 945 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:05,640 CHRIS: Nice. 946 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,560 She has captured something of the essence of that beast. 947 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,000 She has. Yeah. 948 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,960 Finally, Sophie Duker. Yeah. 949 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000 You've written down a little sentence. 950 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,920 I've written down, "Difficult to see." 951 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,320 Yes. 952 00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,400 What do you think it is? 953 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,360 Like, a really effective condom. 954 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,520 Can we have a look at the picture of her really thick condom? 955 00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:32,760 Pfft! 956 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,320 That spells pregnancy. 957 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,360 LAUGHTER 958 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,400 It does spell pregnancy, yeah. 959 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,440 OK, do you mind if I just pop it now? 960 00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:42,880 It's a pineapple, that's all it is. 961 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,480 Yeah. Yeah, it's just a pineapple. 962 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,280 Well, there we go, Greg, that's it. 963 00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,400 Well, it would be very unfair for me 964 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,640 to make a distinction between Ardal's and Sophie's 965 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,800 being as they both are rubbish. 966 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,520 One point? One point for both of them. 967 00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,920 OK, we're moving up, I guess, to three points now. 968 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,400 I think gunky slime vase is probably the three points 969 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,360 because it's a basic interpretation 970 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,320 of quite an elaborate jam-covered fish. 971 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:11,960 Judi's flavours of the sea takes second place with four. 972 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,040 Wonderful. And whatever that pointy finger thing was 973 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,640 takes the full five points. Congratulations, Sophie. 974 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:19,560 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 975 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:26,240 Come back down and we'll see how that's affected the final scores. 976 00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:30,840 Ooh. 977 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,560 Well, there we are. Welcome back. 978 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,480 Thank you. Nail-biting stuff. 979 00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,800 Yes. Bridget did very well, she got the five points 980 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,320 and it was almost enough to give her the episode win 981 00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:41,600 but not quite. 982 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,520 For the second episode in a row we have... Oh. 983 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,360 We have the winner, it's Mr Chris Ramsey. 984 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,640 This time with 18 points. Wow! 985 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:49,840 Again. 986 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,120 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 987 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,280 Chris Ramsey is tonight's winner. 988 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,040 Please beam yourself onto the stage 989 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,720 and collect your alien-friendly goodies. 990 00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,200 SPEECH DROWNED OUT BY APPLAUSE 991 00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,760 So what have we learnt today? 992 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,720 We've learnt that in hundreds of years 993 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,760 when the Earth is scorched and the human race is long gone, 994 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,240 hopefully, aliens will visit and find something that tells them 995 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:18,560 that Queen Zufufu and her army of Dutch militia reign supreme over ET, 996 00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:22,880 robot lawnmowers and the mysterious shining mirrurr. 997 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,800 That's it then. Until next time, take care of yourselves 998 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,960 and well done again to Chris Ramsey. 999 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1000 00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:49,320 INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE 1001 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,080 Subtitles by Red Bee Media