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CLANGING
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SHE LAUGHS
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No way!
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Er... Gosh!
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Where's the hole?!
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Ah! Ahh!
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Are you having a laugh?
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Hello!
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Hello, everybody.
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I'm Greg Davies,
welcome to Taskmaster.
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It's episode seven, and it's at
this point in the competition
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when the mood shifts
and the real battle begins.
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Tactics start to come into play,
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and contestants become ruthless
warriors intent on victory.
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And I wouldn't reveal what
I've heard backstage,
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cos I don't want to change your
perception of any one person.
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But as an example, yesterday,
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I overheard an unnamed
individual say,
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"I won't return to Ireland until
I've destroyed them all."
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LAUGHTER
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Let's get on with it,
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and welcome our titans
of task once more!
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They are Ardal O'Hanlon...
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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...Bridget Christie...
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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...Chris Ramsey...
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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...judi Love...
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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...and Sophie Duker!
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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And next to me,
the answer to the question,
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"Who's Greg throwing chicken at?"
It's...
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HIGH-PITCHED: "little Alex Horne!
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CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Hello.
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What's the prize task, you fool?
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Yes, this one has universal appeal,
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because they've been
asked to bring in
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the nicest thing
to put your finger in.
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This is a Bafta-winning show.
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The owner of the thing the
Taskmaster thinks is the nicest
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thing to put his finger in
will be awarded five points.
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And, at the end of the episode,
the winner will take home
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five finger-worthy things.
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Yes, it's a really glove-ly prize.
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AUDIENCE GROANS
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I know. I know.
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Ardal O'Hanlon, what would I
like to pop my finger in?
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Uh, I've brought in a finger puppet.
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Ah. Well, not just
any finger puppet.
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I brought in Dr Jerry.
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Erm...Dr Jerry Flynn, er, he's...
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I should point out
he's not a real doctor.
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He's more of a life coach.
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Can you just give me one example of
the advice Dr Jerry might give you?
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I asked him,
"Should I come on Taskmaster?"
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And I should've taken his advice.
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LAUGHTER
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It's a strong opener. OK.
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Chris, can you beat
an insane finger puppet?
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I have brought in
not a finger puppet...
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...a finger monster. Ooh. Oh.
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Watch out for the scary monster,
Greg, here it comes.
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Here it is! Eh? Ohh.
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I remember those.
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Are they soft? Are they soft?
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Yeah, soft, rubbery, really feels
lovely to put your finger in.
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Hm.
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They were a big feature
of my youth, these.
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I'm surprised they've lasted
into your generation.
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I thought they were...
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No, they started in the '50s,
and they are still around.
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He's really tapped into my youth,
back in the '50s,
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when I was down the doo-wop.
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Erm, Bridget,
what have you brought in?
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Fa rt putty!
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Oh, fart putty, good.
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It's really cold,
and really feels so good.
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But also goes...
LOUD SQUELCHING
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We do actually have a video
of it doing that noise.
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Here we go!
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LOUD SQUELCHING
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It sounds better than that normally.
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Does it? When I had my daughter,
she was induced,
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and the doctor had
to break my waters.
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They used, like, a little hook...
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But he was really nervous
and kept doing it wrong.
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So, he kept going in and out,
and it was like...
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LOUD SQUELCHING
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Anyway, so when I had to try
and make him feel more relaxed,
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I was like, "Oh, weren't you wearing
a watch a minute ago?"
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LAUGHTER
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And he was, like, in and out,
and I was like,
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"Ah, this is like that fart putty."
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Ah. Whoa'.
LAUGHTER
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It's funny, innit?
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I'm sort of surprised that we've
arrived at this destination
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when we got on at
Silly Putty Station.
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Judi.
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I've brought in warm custard.
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LAUGHTER
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It's gotta be a bigger bowl, though.
It's gotta be a bigger bowl.
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Oh, you put your whole head in?
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Well, you know, sometimes once
you put the fingers in,
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you do want to put your face in.
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LAUGHTER
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APPLAUSE
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Sophie, what have you brought in?
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I know that you, as the Taskmaster,
you like to control us like we're
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your own tiny little puppets.
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I do.
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I've brought the closest thing
to me that I could bring
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to this competition. Oh, my God.
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I've brought Jane.
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LAUGHTER
I found her in a charity shop.
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She was wearing a different
outfit then, obviously.
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I put her in my Taskmaster outfit.
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What's she called again?
Jane Norman.
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Why have they got second names?
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So, is she a puppet-puppet?
She's a puppet-puppet.
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But the key finger goes
in her brain.
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The index finger is powering Jane's,
basically, sense of being.
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So, she doesn't talk,
she just sits with her mouth agawp?
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ARDAL: What she doesn't talk?
She does talk. Ha!
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LAUGHTER
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Here's the thing,
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the monsters, they remind me so
powerfully of my youth that...
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Same. ..| can't separate them
from putting my finger in
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a bowl of warm custard.
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And I still think farts
are hilarious, now that I've
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disassociated it from
Bridget's womb.
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So, I'm going to give three points
to you three.
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I'm going to give four points
to Jane Norman, because clearly,
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Ardal really needs Dr Jerry Flynn.
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And I'll give him
five points for that.
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There you go, Ardal O'Hanlon
gets five points!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Alex Horne, you will play me
a sweet, sweet video.
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I will, but first, watch me do this.
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AUDIENCE CHEERS
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APPLAUSE
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Judi Love. Hi, babes.
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Hiya. Hi, Sophie.
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Bridget. What?
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I hope more people call me that
from now on. What, babes? Yeah.
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See what I'm going to call you
after I read this.
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"Show off.
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"Biggest show-off wins."
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"You have 20 minutes."
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"Your time starts now."
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Show off? Yeah.
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I don't know how to show off, babes.
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APPLAUSE
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I can't wait to see
these guys show off.
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Yes, it's a tough task. Tough.
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They had to boastfully display
their abilities or accomplishments.
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And first up, forget about
the silly Citizens Advice Bureau,
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we've got a much better CAB —
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it's Chris, Ardal, and Bridget.
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ARDAL: Oh, God where do I start?
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Start by, I suppose,
juggling bricks.
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OK.
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OK.
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I have an idea. I'll be back.
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Have you got a gun?
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No.
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I'm going to do one thing that
my dad taught us that I think
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I might be able to do.
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So, no guns, no?
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No.
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Have you got an axe?
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No.
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I'm going to see how many balls
I can get in there.
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Great.
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Oh.
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Oh.
SHE LAUGHS
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Come on. Oh!
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Ooh.
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Are you trying to knock it off,
or get it in it? Get it in. Ah.
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I might pop it just down
here for now.
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That would've been much better
with some sort of gun.
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APPLAUSE
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Right, I should try the yellow one.
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I think it's cos the, er...
buckets aren't heavy enough.
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Moment of truth.
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I might've been a bit too ambitious,
with what I can do here.
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APPLAUSE
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Thanks, Chris.
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You were inside
for 14 minutes, Ardal.
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Well, I think you'll see
the time was not wasted.
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I'm going to balance
this wooden spoon on my chin.
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You see? Oh. Yeah.
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CHEERING
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OK, thanks, then. Thanks, Bridget.
Yeah, bye, then. I enjoyed that.
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Yeah, thanks.
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I can do this, as well.
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LAUGHTER
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I can do it for ages.
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Doesn't hurt.
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Hurts a little bit now.
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OK.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Oh, all so enjoyable for
such different reasons.
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Bridget and I'm not normally
this direct, erm,
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what's wrong with you?
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LAUGHTER
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I thought, "Don't try and
do something else.
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"Stay with the balls.
Don't give up."
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Believe in yourself.
Believe in yourself.
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You've got to back yourself —
if you won't back yourself,
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who'll back you, right? Nobody.
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Dr Jeffy-
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LAUGHTER
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I'm telling you this —
I'm fascinated by what went on in
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the 14 minutes of absence.
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14 minutes... Yeah. ..of absence.
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And you came back, I think,
with glitter in your hair. Yes.
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Er, and you conclusively proved that
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you're incapable of balancing
a spoon on your chin.
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I am fundamentally incapable
of showing off.
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I come from a place where
showing off is, like,
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the worst thing you can do.
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People in my town won't wear
high-vis jackets, because...
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LAUGHTER
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It's true!
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Erm, Chris, look at the reaction
your dad gained you.
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It was... |—| thought...
..fever pitch in here.
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Honestly, that's better than
some gigs I've done, that.
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What's his name, your dad? Er, Bill.
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Well played, Bill!
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And if that display of talent hasn't
done enough to guarantee your return
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after the break,
that is 100% fair enough.
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No hard feelings,
look after yourselves. Bye!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Welcome back, and hurry up!
We've already started.
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Yes, we've already nearly finished.
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It's now time to head to the stage
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for the final task of the show!
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Not really, I'm just having
a bit of a laugh with everyone.
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His face... Before the break,
Ardal and Bridget proved that they
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aren't really show-offs in a task
where the biggest show-off wins.
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Next up, here's how
Sophie and Judi got on.
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That is so cringey.
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Going to have to tell jokes.
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You'll have to come to my show
and see that — my sold-out show.
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Erm, I'm a Loose Woman, as well.
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Do you know what I mean?
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Won an award.
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"But soft, what light through
yonder windows breaks?
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"It is the east,
and Juliet is the sun."
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I've met some famous people.
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Mary] Blige,
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Kevin Hart, H-Town, jodeci.
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"Arise, fair sun, and kill the
envious moon, who is already sick
254
00:12:55,828 --> 00:12:57,653
"and pale with grief that thou,
her maid,
255
00:12:57,678 --> 00:12:59,573
"art far more fair than she."
256
00:12:59,598 --> 00:13:03,653
I feel like I'm in
the popular mums' WhatsApp group.
257
00:13:03,678 --> 00:13:06,242
"Be not her maid,
since she is envious.
258
00:13:06,267 --> 00:13:08,773
"Her best delivery is
but sick and green, and numb,
259
00:13:08,798 --> 00:13:10,162
"but fools do wear it.
260
00:13:10,187 --> 00:13:11,453
"Cast it off."
261
00:13:12,628 --> 00:13:16,492
I go to my most favourite
local West Indian shop,
262
00:13:16,517 --> 00:13:18,853
always get a little
discount in there.
263
00:13:18,878 --> 00:13:21,403
Lidl's have sent me free
stuff before.
264
00:13:21,428 --> 00:13:23,213
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
265
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,523
Oh! To all the mums out there —
I had two kids.
266
00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:37,042
Had no stitches, no stitches.
267
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,513
I mean, clench-clench.
268
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,403
I mean, I can touch my toes.
269
00:13:50,818 --> 00:13:52,222
Both of them at the same time.
270
00:13:54,098 --> 00:13:55,513
Like, good with the kids.
271
00:13:59,507 --> 00:14:01,482
Got close train station.
272
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:05,433
I've got loads of lovely,
luscious parks around me.
273
00:14:11,098 --> 00:14:13,843
I mean, honestly,
Mumma didn't raise no fool.
274
00:14:13,868 --> 00:14:17,663
I can fry evenly four fish fingers,
275
00:14:17,688 --> 00:14:19,993
four, all at the same time.
276
00:14:20,018 --> 00:14:22,272
WHISTLE BLOWS
All come out golden-y.
277
00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:26,433
Ooh!
278
00:14:29,047 --> 00:14:31,743
Done? I think so. Yeah? Yeah.
279
00:14:31,768 --> 00:14:33,232
5Y9“ bye. Bye,
280
00:14:36,738 --> 00:14:39,152
That was really cringey
and uncomfortable.
281
00:14:39,177 --> 00:14:40,993
We had to force it out of you.
282
00:14:41,018 --> 00:14:42,673
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
283
00:14:47,297 --> 00:14:49,673
Quite the contrast.
284
00:14:49,698 --> 00:14:53,022
To the extent that I don't
really know where to start.
285
00:14:53,047 --> 00:14:58,232
I suppose the most marked contrast
was when Sophie was underwater,
286
00:14:58,257 --> 00:15:00,633
having performed Shakespeare,
287
00:15:00,658 --> 00:15:05,873
and judi was bragging about how good
she is at frying fish fingers.
288
00:15:05,898 --> 00:15:07,793
To me, it's like a national dish.
289
00:15:07,818 --> 00:15:10,993
When you can fry four of them
at the same time evenly,
290
00:15:11,018 --> 00:15:13,743
and they come out golden —
hello, I'm that bitch. Hello.
291
00:15:13,768 --> 00:15:16,232
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
292
00:15:19,898 --> 00:15:22,873
She was handcuffed and underwater!
293
00:15:22,898 --> 00:15:25,203
I think it was really good. Yeah.
294
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,513
But I would just argue that,
that could've been footage
295
00:15:27,538 --> 00:15:30,643
of Judi in any task.
296
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:33,433
At any time.
LAUGHTER
297
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:35,073
I've got some great favourites.
298
00:15:35,098 --> 00:15:37,073
She gets a lot of emails.
That's not bad.
299
00:15:37,098 --> 00:15:39,673
The fourth-last one was,
"I have borrowed a dog."
300
00:15:39,698 --> 00:15:41,593
That was, that was... Hello?
301
00:15:41,618 --> 00:15:44,433
That's the kind of life that I live,
that I can borrow a dog when I want.
302
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:46,393
"I can borrow a dog
whenever I want?"
303
00:15:46,418 --> 00:15:49,203
I've got a picture of it!
I believe you can do it.
304
00:15:49,228 --> 00:15:51,643
CHRIS: No, we believe you!
305
00:15:51,668 --> 00:15:54,313
Judi, Sophie was
performing Shakespeare.
306
00:15:54,338 --> 00:15:56,232
I gave you culture.
307
00:15:56,257 --> 00:15:58,513
Literature.
308
00:15:58,538 --> 00:16:00,203
Water.
309
00:16:00,228 --> 00:16:02,513
Here's how I'm going to score it.
310
00:16:02,538 --> 00:16:05,593
Oh, good. And I feel a bit mean,
because actually, Bridget.
311
00:16:05,618 --> 00:16:07,443
Oh, not aga...
312
00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:10,112
LAUGHTER
What is wrong with you?
313
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,563
So, worse than Ardal? What?
314
00:16:12,588 --> 00:16:14,282
I can't believe it!
315
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,203
Sometimes absence is
more powerful than presence.
316
00:16:17,228 --> 00:16:19,753
And then, there was the glitter!
317
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:22,112
I'm going to give him
an extra point than you.
318
00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:23,593
Fine. Go on, then.
319
00:16:23,618 --> 00:16:25,873
I hope you can sleep tonight.
320
00:16:25,898 --> 00:16:27,643
WHISPERS: I'll be fine.
321
00:16:27,668 --> 00:16:30,443
OK, so it's two points
to Ardal O'Hanlon.
322
00:16:30,468 --> 00:16:33,282
Yeah, and judi — I felt like
there was a drop-off in quality.
323
00:16:33,307 --> 00:16:36,473
'Course. She started big,
and she went to Lidl.
324
00:16:36,498 --> 00:16:39,393
No of fence, Lidl. No of fence, Lidl.
LAUGHTER
325
00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:41,362
We had a classic bit of clowning,
326
00:16:41,387 --> 00:16:44,753
and then, we had one of the
strangest sections of showing off
327
00:16:44,778 --> 00:16:48,112
I've ever seen by combining
escapology with Shakespeare...
328
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,112
And having a bath.
..and having a bath.
329
00:16:50,137 --> 00:16:52,112
I'll change my mind slightly.
330
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,883
I'll pop them at the top of
the pile with five points each.
331
00:16:54,908 --> 00:16:56,593
I'm going to bring judi up to four.
332
00:16:56,618 --> 00:16:58,953
OK. I'm going to bring Ardal
up to three...
333
00:16:58,978 --> 00:17:01,443
Uh-uh... ..and I'm going to
give you two points now.
334
00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:03,753
AUDIENCE OOHS
Yeah, that's cheered her up.
335
00:17:03,778 --> 00:17:04,723
LAUGHTER
336
00:17:04,748 --> 00:17:07,203
There we go so, it's five points
to Chris and Sophie!
337
00:17:07,228 --> 00:17:08,242
There it is.
338
00:17:08,267 --> 00:17:10,563
APPLAUSE
339
00:17:10,588 --> 00:17:14,393
Let's have a scoreboard, please,
little Alex Horne. 'Course.
340
00:17:14,418 --> 00:17:15,883
Bridget's on five at the bottom.
341
00:17:15,908 --> 00:17:17,723
Sophie's at the top with
nine points!
342
00:17:17,748 --> 00:17:20,443
APPLAUSE
343
00:17:20,468 --> 00:17:21,753
What's next?!
344
00:17:21,778 --> 00:17:23,112
Team drinks!
345
00:17:35,778 --> 00:17:38,963
Gentlemen. There we go.
346
00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:41,883
Hello. Oh, hello, Ardal.
347
00:17:41,908 --> 00:17:43,003
Hiya.
348
00:17:48,028 --> 00:17:49,523
Hi, team.
349
00:17:49,548 --> 00:17:50,963
Oh, hi.
350
00:17:52,548 --> 00:17:54,162
Well, you look really cool.
351
00:17:54,187 --> 00:17:56,473
But please, could you now
put on your hats?
352
00:17:56,498 --> 00:17:57,723
Oh, God.
353
00:17:58,858 --> 00:18:00,753
And if one of you could
pick up the task.
354
00:18:00,778 --> 00:18:01,933
THEY LAUGH
355
00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:05,042
ARDAL: Oh, I'm not able to.
Oh, I must try again.
356
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:08,853
Oh, couldn't do it, then.
Er, I'll help you.
357
00:18:08,878 --> 00:18:11,162
BRIDGET: Shall I get it?
It doesn't say, I mean...
358
00:18:11,187 --> 00:18:12,603
Yeah, you get it babes.
359
00:18:17,187 --> 00:18:20,403
"Deliver a cocktail to Greg."
360
00:18:20,428 --> 00:18:22,653
"Deliver a cocktail to Greg."
361
00:18:25,317 --> 00:18:26,603
Who's Greg?
362
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:30,573
"Your cocktail must have
the following ingredients.
363
00:18:37,628 --> 00:18:40,653
"Every ingredient must
pass through a head pipe before
364
00:18:40,678 --> 00:18:42,933
"entering the Taskmaster's glass."
365
00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:44,323
"Fastest wins."
366
00:18:44,348 --> 00:18:47,083
"Your time starts now, and ends
when you have garnished
367
00:18:47,108 --> 00:18:49,122
"your cocktail with the umbrella."
368
00:18:49,147 --> 00:18:51,042
So, we're looking for
fruits and liquids.
369
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:53,403
Oh, I cannae see a glass either.
370
00:18:53,428 --> 00:18:54,683
I don't like this at all.
371
00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:56,653
This must be what
an anteater feels like. OK.
372
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:59,403
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
373
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:05,203
WHISPERING: Did I hearjudi say,
"Who's Greg"?
374
00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:09,323
No, I said — I thought
you said "Heg". Heg.
375
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,883
LAUGHTER
Oh, good.
376
00:19:11,908 --> 00:19:15,523
And congratulations to Bridget,
as well, for being the only person
377
00:19:15,548 --> 00:19:19,162
of all five of them
to work out that knees bend.
378
00:19:19,187 --> 00:19:21,883
LAUGHTER
379
00:19:23,508 --> 00:19:25,093
Thank you.
380
00:19:25,118 --> 00:19:27,013
OK, here we go.
381
00:19:27,038 --> 00:19:29,563
JUDI: OK, I see some juice
over there. Yeah, OK, right.
382
00:19:29,588 --> 00:19:31,172
ARDAL: Chris! What?
383
00:19:31,197 --> 00:19:34,763
I have some liquids. And
some fruit. Ooh!
384
00:19:34,788 --> 00:19:36,122
How many cocktails?
385
00:19:36,147 --> 00:19:38,403
All the information's
on the task, Judi.
386
00:19:39,397 --> 00:19:43,042
Er...
387
00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:44,203
Ah!
388
00:19:44,228 --> 00:19:45,533
ARDAL: Where's the glass?
389
00:19:45,558 --> 00:19:47,893
CHRIS: Oh, it's in here,
it's in here, it's in here!
390
00:19:47,918 --> 00:19:49,563
Here, babes,
just put this in your hole.
391
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,122
Going to put this in your hole.
392
00:19:51,147 --> 00:19:52,893
You need to put your
pipe over there,
393
00:19:52,918 --> 00:19:54,533
so I can put this down your hole.
394
00:19:54,558 --> 00:19:57,042
Guys, I've got quite
a heavy bucket of ice.
395
00:19:57,067 --> 00:19:58,453
Where? Here. Ah!
396
00:19:58,478 --> 00:19:59,843
Girl, you're strong.
397
00:19:59,868 --> 00:20:01,763
Ah!
398
00:20:01,788 --> 00:20:04,292
SHE SCREAMS
399
00:20:04,317 --> 00:20:06,042
Ah! Ahh!
400
00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:08,323
SCREAM I NG CONTINUES
401
00:20:08,348 --> 00:20:09,963
Oh, my God.
402
00:20:09,988 --> 00:20:12,252
BRIDGET: Shall we swap?
I'll do that. Yeah.
403
00:20:15,558 --> 00:20:17,893
APPLAUSE
404
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:23,172
ARDAL: That's one liquid.
Just a tiny segment is all we need.
405
00:20:23,197 --> 00:20:25,683
This. Got it stuck. Oh!
406
00:20:27,588 --> 00:20:28,653
Put too much in.
407
00:20:28,678 --> 00:20:31,013
OK, well, let me just put it
through yours, then.
408
00:20:31,038 --> 00:20:32,973
JUDI: That's it, hold still,
hold still.
409
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:35,292
This feels really demeaning.
410
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:38,333
Have you got the banana in?
It's slipping out, hold on.
411
00:20:39,868 --> 00:20:42,893
Can you not use your hand?
412
00:20:44,918 --> 00:20:46,563
Hey. Hey, there's orange in there!
413
00:20:46,588 --> 00:20:47,693
The orange is in there.
414
00:20:52,147 --> 00:20:54,813
Nice, right, we need to
leave room for the ice now. OK.
415
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:57,893
There's quite a bit of ice.
Right, so start layering the ice in.
416
00:20:58,947 --> 00:21:02,653
Plop, plop. plop-
417
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:03,893
Oh.
418
00:21:03,918 --> 00:21:05,013
I'll stir it, now.
419
00:21:05,038 --> 00:21:06,453
I'm getting another liquid.
420
00:21:07,718 --> 00:21:09,013
Quite a bit of ice.
421
00:21:11,118 --> 00:21:12,613
That's me shaking it.
422
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:14,973
We just need one more liquid, then
we've done it.
423
00:21:14,998 --> 00:21:18,483
It needs to be shaken and stirred,
so we might need a cocktail shaker.
424
00:21:18,508 --> 00:21:19,563
Right.
425
00:21:19,588 --> 00:21:21,563
Yeah, why don't we make it out of
this bucket?
426
00:21:21,588 --> 00:21:22,922
I'll go and get a lid.
427
00:21:22,947 --> 00:21:24,483
I've got a lid.
428
00:21:24,508 --> 00:21:26,093
LAUGHTER
429
00:21:28,998 --> 00:21:30,733
That's the sexiest thing I've ever
seen.
430
00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:33,052
And we need to stir as well. There
we go.
431
00:21:33,077 --> 00:21:35,693
Shit. Is this a full one?
432
00:21:35,718 --> 00:21:38,132
Argh! Oh!
433
00:21:38,157 --> 00:21:39,663
Go forward.
434
00:21:45,358 --> 00:21:48,853
I've stopped the clock. Great
teamwork, everyone.
435
00:21:48,878 --> 00:21:50,252
Go on.
436
00:21:50,277 --> 00:21:52,052
Perfect.
437
00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:54,413
I think Taskmaster will really love
this.
438
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,103
If this goes through the pipe, like,
we just can't be beaten.
439
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:02,613
Did it go in? No.
440
00:22:02,638 --> 00:22:03,773
No?
441
00:22:03,798 --> 00:22:05,333
Ice time.
442
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,052
Come on, fire it in. Thanks, mate.
443
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:08,213
Faster, faster!
444
00:22:08,238 --> 00:22:10,283
Remember Tom Cruise in Cocktail.
445
00:22:10,308 --> 00:22:14,663
OK, swap over. You go...you go down
and I'll do the ice. Yeah, yeah.
446
00:22:14,688 --> 00:22:15,693
Nice.
447
00:22:18,518 --> 00:22:20,382
Give us a bit of fruit.
448
00:22:23,488 --> 00:22:25,853
Yeah, fruit! You ready?
449
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,853
We should stoop down low, when we're
giving it to him. Yeah.
450
00:22:28,878 --> 00:22:29,853
LAUGHTER
451
00:22:31,438 --> 00:22:33,853
That's your classic NeGREG|.
452
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,213
CHEERING
453
00:22:37,238 --> 00:22:38,693
APPLAUSE
454
00:22:44,848 --> 00:22:47,773
Well, interesting team dynamic.
455
00:22:47,798 --> 00:22:50,973
Sophie's job seemed to be screaming
and breaking things.
456
00:22:52,438 --> 00:22:54,823
Judi seemed to be eating half a
banana,
457
00:22:54,848 --> 00:22:59,333
and then, repeatedly threatening to
put a banana down someone's hole.
458
00:22:59,358 --> 00:23:02,213
And Bridget did the rest of the
stuff
459
00:23:02,238 --> 00:23:04,132
and exercised some common sense.
460
00:23:04,157 --> 00:23:05,463
That's the way I see it. Yes.
461
00:23:05,488 --> 00:23:06,853
It's a rare moment in the series,
462
00:23:06,878 --> 00:23:10,132
where Bridget is the voice of
reason.
463
00:23:10,157 --> 00:23:13,623
I mean, the obvious highlight is
Ardal's arse lid that he created.
464
00:23:13,648 --> 00:23:14,903
LAUGHTER
465
00:23:14,928 --> 00:23:17,773
Like Tom Cruise, isn't it? It's like
Tom Cruise. just like Tom Cruise.
466
00:23:17,798 --> 00:23:21,333
Well, unlike the girls, we actually
used a cocktail shaker.
467
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:24,573
I mean... They should've used a
traditional cocktail shaker
468
00:23:24,598 --> 00:23:26,052
just like you did, Ardal. Yes.
469
00:23:26,077 --> 00:23:27,543
LAUGHTER
470
00:23:27,568 --> 00:23:29,903
Yes. Were the boys faster than the
girls?
471
00:23:29,928 --> 00:23:32,493
Oh, it took three times as long as
the girls.
472
00:23:32,518 --> 00:23:36,262
No way! Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh,
dean
473
00:23:36,287 --> 00:23:39,262
So, 13:27 minutes versus 4:30
minutes.
474
00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:41,573
So, the girls 100% five points.
475
00:23:41,598 --> 00:23:43,413
But the boys have to be rewarded in
some way.
476
00:23:43,438 --> 00:23:44,653
They did complete the task.
477
00:23:44,678 --> 00:23:47,023
I'm going to give them two points
each. I think that's fair.
478
00:23:47,048 --> 00:23:50,493
Oh, three, come on. Are you trying
to question Greg's authority?
479
00:23:50,518 --> 00:23:52,903
You didn't know who I fucking was a
minute ago!
480
00:23:52,928 --> 00:23:54,653
LAUGHTER
481
00:23:54,678 --> 00:23:56,262
APPLAUSE
482
00:23:59,008 --> 00:24:02,132
Right, time for a power nap. Three,
two, one, sleep.
483
00:24:10,508 --> 00:24:11,613
APPLAUSE
484
00:24:11,638 --> 00:24:13,453
Hello! Hello, again.
485
00:24:13,478 --> 00:24:16,373
You join us in the middle of a messy
work outing.
486
00:24:16,398 --> 00:24:19,373
We've had some drinks, so now we've
got the munchies.
487
00:24:19,398 --> 00:24:21,373
TRUMPET MUSIC PLAYS
488
00:24:33,838 --> 00:24:36,133
Hi. ALEX: Hi, Bridget.
489
00:24:36,158 --> 00:24:38,453
Oh, I haven't seen one of these
for years!
490
00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:41,453
Am I about to reveal the budget?
491
00:24:41,478 --> 00:24:42,453
I hope so.
492
00:24:47,948 --> 00:24:50,533
Sculpt the most beautiful sculpture.
493
00:24:50,558 --> 00:24:56,303
Your sculpture must weigh exactly
150g and be entirely edible.
494
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,693
That means that you can eat it.
495
00:24:58,718 --> 00:25:02,213
You have five minutes to order your
ingredients.
496
00:25:02,238 --> 00:25:05,022
Then, 20 minutes to sculpt your
sculpture.
497
00:25:06,638 --> 00:25:08,972
ALEX: Do you mind reading the rest
of it out loud?
498
00:25:08,997 --> 00:25:11,333
No, no, cos I need time to think.
Right.
499
00:25:11,358 --> 00:25:13,613
Your time starts, now.
500
00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:15,383
Can I have flour?
501
00:25:15,408 --> 00:25:16,852
500g of butter.
502
00:25:16,877 --> 00:25:22,333
ALEX: For your 150g... Can I get
200g of butter, please? Yeah.
503
00:25:22,358 --> 00:25:25,022
Can I find that 150g before I say
the last line?
504
00:25:25,047 --> 00:25:27,463
ALEX: Do you want me to go and get
you a scale? Yes, please. OK.
505
00:25:27,488 --> 00:25:29,772
Um... I suppose tofu...
506
00:25:29,797 --> 00:25:32,133
...although it's not...it's not
edible.
507
00:25:32,158 --> 00:25:35,333
All I'm thinking of is cheese.
All I can think of is cheese.
508
00:25:35,358 --> 00:25:37,022
Look can I have steak?
509
00:25:37,047 --> 00:25:39,293
But it has to be cooked. No!
510
00:25:39,318 --> 00:25:40,573
Urghg
511
00:25:40,598 --> 00:25:41,892
Some scales there.
512
00:25:43,278 --> 00:25:45,213
Oh, half a mug.
513
00:25:45,238 --> 00:25:46,543
Half a mug?
514
00:25:46,568 --> 00:25:48,543
And it's got to be the most
beautiful sculpture
515
00:25:48,568 --> 00:25:49,663
you've ever seen.
516
00:25:49,688 --> 00:25:51,333
You don't have to make it out of the
mug.
517
00:25:51,358 --> 00:25:53,333
You can make it out of something
lighter than a mug.
518
00:25:53,358 --> 00:25:55,663
Flour, eggs, milk, butter, a rolling
pin...
519
00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:57,663
Get some Dairylea triangles.
520
00:25:57,688 --> 00:26:00,663
Have you read out the rest of the
task, yet? No. No, right.
521
00:26:00,688 --> 00:26:02,102
Can I get bananas?
522
00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:03,263
Spaghetti!
523
00:26:03,288 --> 00:26:05,133
Bread?
524
00:26:05,158 --> 00:26:06,693
Your time starts, now.
525
00:26:06,718 --> 00:26:08,102
APPLAUSE
526
00:26:09,927 --> 00:26:12,652
Well, I'm very keen to get on and
see the creative process.
527
00:26:12,677 --> 00:26:13,933
Course, you are.
528
00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:17,463
First, we're going to see Chris'
out-of-this-world sculpture.
529
00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:18,573
Lovely.
530
00:26:19,797 --> 00:26:22,463
Oh, shit. That's 65 already.
531
00:26:22,488 --> 00:26:23,693
I'm stress eating.
532
00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:29,263
Oh, that is nice. Oh, I do like a
bit of cheese.
533
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:30,413
LAUGHTER
534
00:26:30,438 --> 00:26:33,022
144. I think that's OK.
535
00:26:33,047 --> 00:26:34,823
You think that's 150?
536
00:26:34,848 --> 00:26:37,743
It has to be 150, not less than?
537
00:26:37,768 --> 00:26:39,133
Oh, no.
538
00:26:39,158 --> 00:26:41,652
I'll just make the cheese ball
bigger.
539
00:26:41,677 --> 00:26:42,852
That's too big.
540
00:26:46,518 --> 00:26:48,383
Not nice, that.
541
00:26:48,408 --> 00:26:49,663
150.
542
00:26:49,688 --> 00:26:50,823
Great.
543
00:26:50,848 --> 00:26:52,133
OK.
544
00:26:52,158 --> 00:26:54,463
Right, so, that just stands up on
there.
545
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:55,493
Ta-da!
546
00:26:56,568 --> 00:26:58,133
Do you know what it is?
547
00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:02,703
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars,
Jupiter — big gassy ball,
548
00:27:02,728 --> 00:27:05,263
Saturn — got rings, two fried eggs.
549
00:27:05,288 --> 00:27:08,852
Pluto — declassified, mate. Not a
planet. Don't worry about it.
550
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,343
Thank you very much, Chris.
551
00:27:10,368 --> 00:27:12,933
Thank you. Be very careful with
that.
552
00:27:12,958 --> 00:27:14,293
Will do. Sorry, before you go...
553
00:27:14,318 --> 00:27:15,623
Yeah. ..one more.
554
00:27:18,448 --> 00:27:20,423
WHISPERS: Oh, God.
555
00:27:20,448 --> 00:27:21,743
F...
556
00:27:21,768 --> 00:27:23,183
HE LAUGHS
557
00:27:24,648 --> 00:27:27,343
Completely consume your beautiful
sculpture.
558
00:27:27,368 --> 00:27:30,543
Fastest wins. Your time starts, now.
559
00:27:30,568 --> 00:27:32,823
God, I hate you.
560
00:27:32,848 --> 00:27:34,503
I hate you so much.
561
00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:36,263
This is terrible.
562
00:27:39,038 --> 00:27:40,852
There goes Jupiter.
563
00:27:40,877 --> 00:27:43,143
Wish it was all gas. It's not, it's
cheese.
564
00:27:49,318 --> 00:27:50,862
It's so dry!
565
00:27:55,887 --> 00:27:57,463
HE GROANS
566
00:27:57,488 --> 00:27:58,902
Urghg
567
00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:01,823
I haven't ate raw spaghetti, since I
was a kid. I can't do it.
568
00:28:04,208 --> 00:28:05,782
Stop the clock.
569
00:28:05,807 --> 00:28:07,393
APPLAUSE
570
00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:12,902
Well, I mean, it's a magical
sculpture, first of all.
571
00:28:12,927 --> 00:28:15,373
Lovely little detail at the end with
the blueberry as well.
572
00:28:15,398 --> 00:28:17,703
The declassified. Yeah, it was
wonderful.
573
00:28:17,728 --> 00:28:18,703
Wonderful. Really nice.
574
00:28:18,728 --> 00:28:21,393
And you are going to judge this on
the beauty of the sculpture,
575
00:28:21,418 --> 00:28:23,193
and then, the speed of the
consuming,
576
00:28:23,218 --> 00:28:24,543
so it's two tasks, really.
577
00:28:24,568 --> 00:28:26,902
Well, let's be honest, he didn't
complete the consuming.
578
00:28:26,927 --> 00:28:30,223
13g was unconsumed cos he said he's
not a child any more,
579
00:28:30,248 --> 00:28:32,263
so he's not going to eat uncooked
spaghetti.
580
00:28:32,288 --> 00:28:35,303
Did you used to...did you used to
eat uncooked spaghetti as a child?
581
00:28:35,328 --> 00:28:37,063
I did used to eat uncooked
spaghetti.
582
00:28:37,088 --> 00:28:38,902
I did as well, and sometimes, alone.
583
00:28:41,368 --> 00:28:43,862
Well, I mean, it's not a group
activity.
584
00:28:43,887 --> 00:28:44,982
Who's next?
585
00:28:45,007 --> 00:28:48,553
Next up, it's the unsuspecting Ardal
and Judi.
586
00:28:51,498 --> 00:28:53,023
Check that these are real.
587
00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:56,862
HE GRUNTS
588
00:28:58,007 --> 00:28:59,343
LAUGHTER
589
00:29:01,048 --> 00:29:02,373
I'm going to strain the bread.
590
00:29:04,658 --> 00:29:06,063
CROWD GROANS
591
00:29:06,088 --> 00:29:08,023
I mean, this is not sticking, is it?
592
00:29:12,498 --> 00:29:15,633
I'm just going to leave that to set.
593
00:29:15,658 --> 00:29:17,943
Are you making anything in
particular, Judi?
594
00:29:17,968 --> 00:29:21,633
This is a tower of love.
595
00:29:21,658 --> 00:29:23,473
I'm going to craft something
beautiful.
596
00:29:23,498 --> 00:29:25,239
I think it's going to be a
ballerina.
597
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,469
A ballerina?
598
00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:30,958
We're up to 98g.
599
00:29:30,983 --> 00:29:34,078
God, these little strawberries are
heavy, aren't they?
600
00:29:34,103 --> 00:29:35,719
How much does your ballerina weigh?
601
00:29:35,744 --> 00:29:37,989
She weighs 158.
602
00:29:38,014 --> 00:29:40,239
So, maybe I'll take off the arm.
603
00:29:44,374 --> 00:29:46,628
Oh, I mean, honestly, look at that
shit.
604
00:29:48,294 --> 00:29:49,599
Hasn't quite set, yet.
605
00:29:50,824 --> 00:29:51,958
No.
606
00:29:55,264 --> 00:29:58,719
I just want to make her tutu a
slightly different colour.
607
00:29:58,744 --> 00:30:00,159
So, you're rubbing jelly on it?
608
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:03,439
1509-
609
00:30:04,903 --> 00:30:06,039
OK.
610
00:30:06,064 --> 00:30:07,909
CROWD GROANS
611
00:30:07,934 --> 00:30:09,239
Well, congratulations.
612
00:30:09,264 --> 00:30:10,628
Congratulations!
613
00:30:10,653 --> 00:30:11,799
Oh, my God.
614
00:30:13,134 --> 00:30:14,469
And that is for you.
615
00:30:15,824 --> 00:30:16,989
Well done.
616
00:30:17,014 --> 00:30:18,399
I mean, honestly.
617
00:30:18,424 --> 00:30:19,469
What does it say, Judi?
618
00:30:19,494 --> 00:30:20,828
I don't even want to talk.
619
00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:22,469
Do you want me to read it out?
620
00:30:22,494 --> 00:30:23,679
Yeah.
621
00:30:23,704 --> 00:30:25,989
Completely consume your beautiful
sculpture.
622
00:30:26,014 --> 00:30:27,078
Your time starts, now.
623
00:30:28,574 --> 00:30:29,758
LAUGHTER
624
00:30:32,144 --> 00:30:33,628
CROWD GROANS
625
00:30:40,184 --> 00:30:41,519
Going for the arm next.
626
00:30:41,544 --> 00:30:42,628
The remaining arm.
627
00:30:42,653 --> 00:30:44,119
Bit more hair...
628
00:30:45,824 --> 00:30:48,519
It's not fair because the chewy
sweets...
629
00:30:48,544 --> 00:30:50,088
...are really chewy.
630
00:30:50,113 --> 00:30:51,519
OK, I'm going for it.
631
00:30:53,344 --> 00:30:54,679
CROWD GROANS
632
00:30:54,704 --> 00:30:55,989
ARDAL MOANS
633
00:31:00,504 --> 00:31:01,799
CROWD LAUGHS
634
00:31:04,653 --> 00:31:05,878
Egg shell?
635
00:31:05,903 --> 00:31:06,958
No.
636
00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:10,239
I feel I could've done better.
637
00:31:10,264 --> 00:31:11,599
APPLAUSE
638
00:31:16,344 --> 00:31:17,708
judi, I put it to you,
639
00:31:17,733 --> 00:31:20,269
you just made a big pile of things
you'd like to eat.
640
00:31:20,294 --> 00:31:22,838
Yeah. Do you want to see it? We've
got a picture of it. There it is.
641
00:31:22,863 --> 00:31:24,199
Oh, look at that!
642
00:31:24,224 --> 00:31:25,479
CHEERING
643
00:31:25,504 --> 00:31:27,838
If someone sent that you as a
pudding... You'd like that.
644
00:31:27,863 --> 00:31:30,169
I mean, I'd argue that perhaps Ardal
was a little braver
645
00:31:30,194 --> 00:31:31,169
with his creation.
646
00:31:31,194 --> 00:31:33,479
Yeah, ambitious. Anastasia is what
you called it.
647
00:31:33,504 --> 00:31:35,239
Anastasia, yeah. Here's Anastasia.
648
00:31:35,264 --> 00:31:36,399
LAUGHTER
649
00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:44,529
She's a former ballerina, obviously.
Of course.
650
00:31:44,554 --> 00:31:48,239
And to get the rosy face of a dancer
in her prime,
651
00:31:48,264 --> 00:31:52,069
why not rub a bit of jelly on some
tofu? Why not?
652
00:31:52,094 --> 00:31:53,559
Right, we have to stop now
653
00:31:53,584 --> 00:31:56,838
because Alex needs to have a wee
every 15 minutes. Sorry!
654
00:32:05,314 --> 00:32:06,729
APPLAUSE
655
00:32:06,754 --> 00:32:09,289
Hello, welcome back to part four of
four.
656
00:32:09,314 --> 00:32:13,259
Yes, and this summary is especially
for one lucky viewer.
657
00:32:13,284 --> 00:32:15,568
It's for Peter from Guildford. Hi,
Pete.
658
00:32:15,593 --> 00:32:17,459
So, Peter, before the break,
659
00:32:17,484 --> 00:32:20,539
the cast were each making a 150g
food sculpture.
660
00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:22,898
It was then revealed they also had
to eat it.
661
00:32:22,923 --> 00:32:25,289
Mm, it seems pretty obvious now,
doesn't it, Pete?
662
00:32:25,314 --> 00:32:28,419
Finally, two more people, who wish
they'd seen it coming —
663
00:32:28,444 --> 00:32:30,849
it's the hindsight duo of Bridget
and Sophie.
664
00:32:30,874 --> 00:32:33,129
Big up the Guildford massive, Pete.
Here we go.
665
00:32:36,234 --> 00:32:38,979
This is... Wow.
666
00:32:43,284 --> 00:32:44,419
Butter.
667
00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:46,898
Hmm...
668
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:50,898
I've got to get a baby and a breast
and a nipple out of all of that.
669
00:32:50,923 --> 00:32:52,698
Let's pop it in there.
670
00:32:54,284 --> 00:32:56,339
I've got nothing to do, now.
671
00:32:56,364 --> 00:32:58,648
What have you begun to sculpt,
Sophie?
672
00:32:58,673 --> 00:33:01,729
It's like a still life...
673
00:33:01,754 --> 00:33:03,179
...of the human body.
674
00:33:03,204 --> 00:33:05,499
I thought it'd be quite stressful,
this job,
675
00:33:05,524 --> 00:33:07,209
but it's really relaxing, isn't it?
676
00:33:10,164 --> 00:33:11,698
Just one?
677
00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:13,419
How many do you have?
678
00:33:13,444 --> 00:33:15,179
Does that look like a baby?
679
00:33:18,593 --> 00:33:20,059
Oh.
680
00:33:20,084 --> 00:33:22,729
The nipples have browned, which is
quite sweet.
681
00:33:26,364 --> 00:33:29,089
Oh, sort of on a sea of milk.
682
00:33:29,114 --> 00:33:31,979
A baby and two breasts, yeah. Yeah.
683
00:33:32,004 --> 00:33:35,369
Have you heard of like a piece of
art called L'Origine Du Monde?
684
00:33:35,394 --> 00:33:37,648
No. OK.
685
00:33:37,673 --> 00:33:40,219
This is the clitoris, the grape.
686
00:33:40,244 --> 00:33:43,809
The bananas are the clitoral
wings... Lovely.
687
00:33:43,834 --> 00:33:47,089
...and this is the vagina.
688
00:33:50,114 --> 00:33:52,419
Thank you, Sophie. Thank you so
much.
689
00:33:52,444 --> 00:33:53,578
Oh, Sophie. Mm-hm.
690
00:33:53,603 --> 00:33:56,259
Sorry, there's one more, before...
691
00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:57,549
Oh.
692
00:33:57,574 --> 00:33:59,259
Oh, no. I ca...
693
00:33:59,284 --> 00:34:00,698
No, I can't.
694
00:34:04,284 --> 00:34:05,809
This is entirely my own fault.
695
00:34:08,194 --> 00:34:09,698
It's delicious.
696
00:34:12,164 --> 00:34:13,499
Is it edible?
697
00:34:13,524 --> 00:34:14,939
Hmm...
698
00:34:14,964 --> 00:34:16,549
Don't make me eat it.
699
00:34:19,324 --> 00:34:21,059
CROWD GROANS
700
00:34:21,084 --> 00:34:22,979
It's a lot of butter.
701
00:34:23,004 --> 00:34:24,908
I have made a huge mistake.
702
00:34:24,933 --> 00:34:26,339
LAUGHTER
703
00:34:26,364 --> 00:34:29,939
It's literally all on the roof of my
mouth.
704
00:34:29,964 --> 00:34:31,939
I feel if I can't eat this,
705
00:34:31,964 --> 00:34:35,269
then I will, like, send out quite a
negative message about...
706
00:34:35,294 --> 00:34:37,729
Like, I want to destigmatise this
kind of thing.
707
00:34:37,754 --> 00:34:42,089
Yeah, but equally, that's about 100g
of butter you're eating.
708
00:34:42,114 --> 00:34:43,778
It's really dry.
709
00:34:43,803 --> 00:34:45,419
LAUGHTER
710
00:34:48,404 --> 00:34:49,809
CROWD GROAN
711
00:34:54,574 --> 00:34:56,379
I can't swallow it.
712
00:34:56,404 --> 00:34:58,698
Do you want me to get you a little
bag?
713
00:34:58,723 --> 00:34:59,778
Please.
714
00:34:59,803 --> 00:35:02,059
I think it's the flour...
715
00:35:02,084 --> 00:35:03,708
...cos it hasn't cooked.
716
00:35:03,733 --> 00:35:05,349
You're not speaking very clearly.
717
00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:10,658
CROWD GROANS
718
00:35:15,844 --> 00:35:17,019
I've stopped the clock.
719
00:35:20,683 --> 00:35:23,269
Is there anything...?
720
00:35:23,294 --> 00:35:25,908
Shall I stop the clock? Yes, please.
Yes.
721
00:35:25,933 --> 00:35:27,629
LAUGHS WITH MOUTH FULL
722
00:35:29,654 --> 00:35:31,219
LAUGHTER
723
00:35:38,164 --> 00:35:39,538
SHE HEAVES
724
00:35:39,563 --> 00:35:41,099
CROWD GROANS
725
00:35:41,124 --> 00:35:42,578
APPLAUSE
726
00:35:42,603 --> 00:35:44,299
It was so hard.
727
00:35:44,324 --> 00:35:45,859
So hard.
728
00:35:50,404 --> 00:35:53,349
Let me start with you, Bridget. The
miracle of childbirth.
729
00:35:53,374 --> 00:35:56,629
Do you feel you successfully
celebrated it via your sculpture?
730
00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:59,819
I do. The fact that our bodies
produce milk,
731
00:35:59,844 --> 00:36:04,708
that then, nourishes a child is one
of the most amazing things
732
00:36:04,733 --> 00:36:07,939
that humans, mammals do. I agree.
733
00:36:07,964 --> 00:36:11,379
Um... What better way to represent
it than with...
734
00:36:11,404 --> 00:36:16,019
...a disembodied baby's head and two
floating bread boobs?
735
00:36:16,044 --> 00:36:17,578
LAUGHTER
736
00:36:17,603 --> 00:36:18,989
Milk. And the milk.
737
00:36:20,733 --> 00:36:25,099
It's nice to see the female genitals
celebrated in quite so much detail.
738
00:36:25,124 --> 00:36:27,578
Thank you. It really does feel like
an evolution from
739
00:36:27,603 --> 00:36:30,429
us childishly drawing cock and balls
on windows,
740
00:36:30,454 --> 00:36:32,819
as I've done, I'm ashamed to say, so
many times.
741
00:36:32,844 --> 00:36:34,379
LAUGHTER
742
00:36:34,404 --> 00:36:36,739
I mean, I just thought of the most
beautiful thing
743
00:36:36,764 --> 00:36:41,179
that I could imagine and I wanted it
to be educational like Chris.
744
00:36:41,204 --> 00:36:43,069
Yeah. What's the broccoli at the
bottom?
745
00:36:43,094 --> 00:36:45,379
That's the bum hole. Come on!
746
00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:48,269
Is it? Yeah, of course.
747
00:36:48,294 --> 00:36:51,788
You've got the vagina, you've got a
broccoli bum hole. Move on.
748
00:36:51,813 --> 00:36:52,989
LAUGHTER
749
00:36:53,014 --> 00:36:55,349
Shall we deal with the eating first?
Yeah.
750
00:36:55,374 --> 00:36:56,509
Bridget ate the least.
751
00:36:56,534 --> 00:36:59,269
Out of 150g, she ate 8.
752
00:37:00,654 --> 00:37:04,509
Ardal's next. He ate 40g in
3 minutes 10 seconds.
753
00:37:04,534 --> 00:37:08,149
Chris ate all but 13g in
4:26 minutes.
754
00:37:08,174 --> 00:37:10,069
Sophie did eat all of hers.
755
00:37:10,094 --> 00:37:12,019
Some came out afterwards. I don't
know how much.
756
00:37:12,044 --> 00:37:14,349
I mean, she did consume it all in
3 minutes.
757
00:37:14,374 --> 00:37:15,458
This should be a big surprise
758
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:18,849
as to ate the most of their
delicious pudding. Yes.
759
00:37:18,874 --> 00:37:21,329
Judi ate her dinner in 1:50 minutes,
so well done, Judi.
760
00:37:21,354 --> 00:37:22,568
LAUGHTER
761
00:37:24,543 --> 00:37:26,079
Five points. Five points to Judi.
762
00:37:26,104 --> 00:37:28,799
Now, you've got to separate them in
terms of beauty. So, all five...
763
00:37:28,824 --> 00:37:31,129
Now, this is going to be a
minefield. Yes.
764
00:37:31,154 --> 00:37:32,648
All five here. Let's go.
765
00:37:32,673 --> 00:37:34,489
ARDAL: I can't see how that's
difficult.
766
00:37:34,514 --> 00:37:36,849
An ageing ballerina with only one
arm.
767
00:37:38,874 --> 00:37:43,929
Oh, if I place your tofu ballerina
above a vagina,
768
00:37:43,954 --> 00:37:45,209
I am finished.
769
00:37:47,543 --> 00:37:51,929
I cannot separate the beauty of the
solar system,
770
00:37:51,954 --> 00:37:56,289
a woman nurturing a child and a
vagina.
771
00:37:56,314 --> 00:37:58,688
And I want you to quote me on that.
772
00:38:00,713 --> 00:38:04,049
So, I'm going to give all three of
those beautiful things five points.
773
00:38:04,074 --> 00:38:05,369
Oh, right. Come on!
774
00:38:05,394 --> 00:38:07,768
So, five points to Bridget, Chris
and Sophie.
775
00:38:07,793 --> 00:38:10,259
And now, I must acknowledge...
776
00:38:10,284 --> 00:38:13,809
...if I was in a restaurant, I'd
think that was beautiful. OK.
777
00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:16,129
But I can't, in good conscience,
778
00:38:16,154 --> 00:38:19,089
give it any more marks than a
one-armed ballerina.
779
00:38:19,114 --> 00:38:20,339
LAUGHTER
780
00:38:21,904 --> 00:38:23,729
Four points each. And we're done.
781
00:38:23,754 --> 00:38:25,169
There we go, we're done.
782
00:38:25,194 --> 00:38:26,648
Five, five, five, four, four.
783
00:38:28,904 --> 00:38:30,129
What are the scores?
784
00:38:30,154 --> 00:38:32,009
Well, Ardal and Bridget have both
got 16,
785
00:38:32,034 --> 00:38:33,518
but at the top of the leader board,
786
00:38:33,543 --> 00:38:35,849
we've got Judi on 21, and then,
Sophie on 23.
787
00:38:35,874 --> 00:38:36,929
Uh'.!
788
00:38:36,954 --> 00:38:38,169
APPLAUSE
789
00:38:38,194 --> 00:38:40,849
OK, everyone, time for you to head
to the stage
790
00:38:40,874 --> 00:38:42,809
for the final task of the show!
791
00:38:42,834 --> 00:38:44,169
APPLAUSE
792
00:38:51,803 --> 00:38:53,009
All right, my love?
793
00:38:53,034 --> 00:38:54,489
Who's going to read it out?
794
00:38:54,514 --> 00:38:56,979
I'm going to ask Sophie Duker to
read it out.
795
00:38:57,004 --> 00:39:00,619
Build the tallest tower of toilet
rolls in front of your spot.
796
00:39:00,644 --> 00:39:02,929
You have 100 seconds.
797
00:39:02,954 --> 00:39:07,339
After 100 seconds, you will throw
both of your shoes at the towers
798
00:39:07,364 --> 00:39:09,648
one at a time from the throwing
spot.
799
00:39:09,673 --> 00:39:11,059
Down there, on the stage.
800
00:39:11,084 --> 00:39:13,889
Whoever builds the tallest tower
will throw first.
801
00:39:13,914 --> 00:39:17,448
The tallest toilet roll tower after
all shoes are thrown wins.
802
00:39:17,473 --> 00:39:18,889
So, there's a bit of tactics here.
803
00:39:18,914 --> 00:39:21,778
The person, who's got the highest
tower, has to throw first.
804
00:39:21,803 --> 00:39:23,698
So, if you've got the smallest
tower,
805
00:39:23,723 --> 00:39:26,698
maybe yours will still be standing,
when you get to throw.
806
00:39:26,723 --> 00:39:28,698
Oh, God, it's like chess.
807
00:39:28,723 --> 00:39:30,448
LAUGHTER
808
00:39:30,473 --> 00:39:32,289
OK, your 100 seconds starts...
809
00:39:32,314 --> 00:39:33,339
WHISTLE BLOWS
810
00:39:34,834 --> 00:39:36,729
Different styles already, Greg.
811
00:39:36,754 --> 00:39:37,929
Who's...?
812
00:39:39,114 --> 00:39:43,448
I think Chris is giving the thrower
a thin target.
813
00:39:43,473 --> 00:39:45,729
The audience are enjoying it, Greg.
814
00:39:45,754 --> 00:39:46,939
CHEERING
815
00:39:46,964 --> 00:39:48,059
Oh, yeah.
816
00:39:48,084 --> 00:39:49,448
YES!
817
00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:50,648
CHEERING
818
00:39:53,334 --> 00:39:54,889
I mean, Chris' is beautiful.
819
00:39:54,914 --> 00:39:57,528
Ramsey's going to stick this on his
chin, afterwards.
820
00:39:57,553 --> 00:39:59,089
LAUGHTER
821
00:39:59,114 --> 00:40:00,729
20 seconds left.
822
00:40:00,754 --> 00:40:02,339
CHEERING
823
00:40:07,553 --> 00:40:08,809
Uh'.!
824
00:40:08,834 --> 00:40:13,809
Five, four, three, two, one.
825
00:40:13,834 --> 00:40:15,299
WHISTLE BLOWS
826
00:40:15,324 --> 00:40:16,969
Step away, step away.
827
00:40:16,994 --> 00:40:18,139
Step back.
828
00:40:20,114 --> 00:40:22,019
That is incredible.
829
00:40:22,044 --> 00:40:23,339
That's going down. Wow.
830
00:40:25,084 --> 00:40:27,609
It is incredible but it's a
high-risk strategy.
831
00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:28,778
Oh, course, it is.
832
00:40:28,803 --> 00:40:31,578
Yeah, I... Yeah, I'm not even
bothered I enjoyed doing that.
833
00:40:31,603 --> 00:40:32,859
LAUGHTER
834
00:40:32,884 --> 00:40:35,219
The tallest tower is clearly Chris
Ramsey,
835
00:40:35,244 --> 00:40:37,778
so, please, make your way down
to the throwing spot, Chris Ramsey.
836
00:40:37,803 --> 00:40:39,169
CHEERING
837
00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:45,809
So, yeah, if you do feel worried
about your safety,
838
00:40:45,834 --> 00:40:47,249
you can step back if you want.
839
00:40:47,274 --> 00:40:49,609
Chris, whose.. .whose tower...
840
00:40:49,634 --> 00:40:52,499
Whose tower are you going to...? Who
are you most threatened by, Chris?
841
00:40:52,524 --> 00:40:54,499
I think Sophie's a force to be
reckoned with,
842
00:40:54,524 --> 00:40:55,939
so I'm going to aim for Sophie's.
843
00:40:55,964 --> 00:40:58,778
OK, well, good luck. She's the only
one, who hasn't stepped back.
844
00:40:58,803 --> 00:41:00,059
LAUGHTER
845
00:41:00,084 --> 00:41:01,528
I want to go down with my tower.
846
00:41:01,553 --> 00:41:03,059
Yeah.
847
00:41:03,084 --> 00:41:05,739
If you want to throw a shoe...
848
00:41:05,764 --> 00:41:06,969
Don't do that.
849
00:41:06,994 --> 00:41:08,249
Don't do that.
850
00:41:08,274 --> 00:41:10,609
I'll be gutted, if I hit you with
a shoe. Please?
851
00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:12,379
I'll be that guy, who hit that girl
with that shoe.
852
00:41:12,404 --> 00:41:13,819
LAUGHTER
853
00:41:13,844 --> 00:41:14,939
Oh, my God.
854
00:41:17,634 --> 00:41:19,019
Ready? Yeah.
855
00:41:19,044 --> 00:41:20,528
Yum: Oh, my God.
856
00:41:20,553 --> 00:41:21,739
GROANING
857
00:41:22,964 --> 00:41:24,658
Have you got magic powers?!
858
00:41:26,994 --> 00:41:28,139
OK.
859
00:41:30,764 --> 00:41:32,099
0h!
860
00:41:32,124 --> 00:41:33,379
Oh!
861
00:41:33,404 --> 00:41:35,069
APPLAUSE
862
00:41:37,454 --> 00:41:39,788
That is top plac e Psy
h some ology_ Oh, my
863
00:41:39,813 --> 00:41:43,328
So, the second tallest tower is
Sophie Duker.
864
00:41:43,353 --> 00:41:45,658
Please, come down to the throwing
spot.
865
00:41:45,683 --> 00:41:47,099
I wonder who she'll aim for.
866
00:41:47,124 --> 00:41:49,099
She's going to shatter my tower.
867
00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:53,939
These are boots. Boots now, Greg.
868
00:41:53,964 --> 00:41:55,859
SHE LAUGHS
869
00:41:55,884 --> 00:41:57,328
I don't give a shit.
870
00:42:00,563 --> 00:42:03,019
Good luck, Sophie. Whose tower are
you aiming at?
871
00:42:03,044 --> 00:42:04,578
The boys'.
872
00:42:04,603 --> 00:42:06,069
Oh, dear me.
873
00:42:07,244 --> 00:42:08,509
Watch your feet.
874
00:42:08,534 --> 00:42:09,708
Sophie!
875
00:42:09,733 --> 00:42:11,099
CHEERING
876
00:42:13,044 --> 00:42:14,429
No!
877
00:42:16,964 --> 00:42:18,509
Wm'- Oh. my God'.!
878
00:42:20,764 --> 00:42:22,619
I'm so sorry! Oh, my God!
879
00:42:25,124 --> 00:42:28,379
Ardal, avert your eyes. She's an
animal.
880
00:42:28,404 --> 00:42:30,819
The trouble is, Sophie, you are now
the tallest tower.
881
00:42:30,844 --> 00:42:33,588
If you'd left that up, other people
wouldn't be aiming for you.
882
00:42:33,613 --> 00:42:35,619
It's like chess.
883
00:42:35,644 --> 00:42:36,819
LAUGHTER
884
00:42:41,683 --> 00:42:42,979
Arghg
885
00:42:43,004 --> 00:42:44,619
Oh, now, you fuck up!
886
00:42:47,644 --> 00:42:49,509
Greg, it's time for Ardal O'Hanlon.
887
00:42:49,534 --> 00:42:50,819
CHEERING
888
00:42:52,844 --> 00:42:55,699
Ardal, currently the second highest
tower. Sophie's the highest.
889
00:42:55,724 --> 00:43:00,099
Look at this. Ardal, Ardal! This is
a man, who's throw shoes before.
890
00:43:00,124 --> 00:43:02,458
Well, you know what? Cos I love
everyone equally,
891
00:43:02,483 --> 00:43:04,379
I'm going to just throw it at
random.
892
00:43:04,404 --> 00:43:06,869
ALL: Ooh! No!
893
00:43:06,894 --> 00:43:08,869
No, I'm not. Hah!
894
00:43:10,204 --> 00:43:12,509
I'm going to throw it at Sophie.
No, no!
895
00:43:12,534 --> 00:43:13,338
Arghg
896
00:43:13,363 --> 00:43:14,668
CROWD GROANS
897
00:43:14,693 --> 00:43:16,379
You've got a force field!
898
00:43:16,404 --> 00:43:17,739
Same again or...?
899
00:43:17,764 --> 00:43:19,309
You're going to target me twice?
900
00:43:19,334 --> 00:43:21,149
Take your time. Decimate it, come
on.
901
00:43:21,174 --> 00:43:22,338
No, no!
902
00:43:24,124 --> 00:43:25,788
ALL: Ooh!
903
00:43:25,813 --> 00:43:27,739
Underarm.
904
00:43:27,764 --> 00:43:28,979
Uh'.!
905
00:43:29,004 --> 00:43:30,179
Oh!
906
00:43:30,204 --> 00:43:32,588
What a system!
907
00:43:32,613 --> 00:43:35,099
What a system!
908
00:43:35,124 --> 00:43:36,949
Sophie, an incredible performance,
so far.
909
00:43:36,974 --> 00:43:38,819
She is winning the episode,
remember. She is.
910
00:43:38,844 --> 00:43:40,619
Judi has never won an episode.
911
00:43:40,644 --> 00:43:42,979
The only contestant not to have won
one.
912
00:43:43,004 --> 00:43:45,458
Still left to throw, it's Bridget
Christie's turn.
913
00:43:45,483 --> 00:43:47,788
Any thoughts on your technique,
before you let rip?
914
00:43:47,813 --> 00:43:48,869
No.
915
00:43:48,894 --> 00:43:49,949
LAUGHTER
916
00:43:55,534 --> 00:43:57,538
ALL: Ooh! That was close.
917
00:43:57,563 --> 00:43:59,259
Closer than me.
918
00:43:59,284 --> 00:44:01,588
GROANING
919
00:44:01,613 --> 00:44:03,389
Please, come back to the stage,
Bridget.
920
00:44:03,414 --> 00:44:05,899
Judi, please, head down to the
throwing spot.
921
00:44:05,924 --> 00:44:09,619
Can I just say, my shoes have no
leverage whatsoever?
922
00:44:09,644 --> 00:44:11,949
Well, look, Judi, this is huge for
you.
923
00:44:11,974 --> 00:44:12,979
If you can strike that tower,
924
00:44:13,004 --> 00:44:14,899
you've got every chance of winning
the show.
925
00:44:14,924 --> 00:44:17,229
Did you hear that? You could win
this episode.
926
00:44:17,254 --> 00:44:18,788
I'll give you my shoes, Judi.
927
00:44:18,813 --> 00:44:21,749
But how am I supposed to kill you
with your own shoes?
928
00:44:21,774 --> 00:44:22,869
LAUGHTER
929
00:44:24,134 --> 00:44:26,619
Is it because you don't want to
touch shoes without gloves?
930
00:44:26,644 --> 00:44:28,259
Yes.
931
00:44:28,284 --> 00:44:31,109
Shall we get you a glove? Yes.
932
00:44:31,134 --> 00:44:34,029
I just don't like touching the
bottom of shoes.
933
00:44:34,054 --> 00:44:36,468
OK. Now, whoa, whoa! Think about
this, Judi.
934
00:44:36,493 --> 00:44:37,869
Who...? Where are you aiming at?
935
00:44:37,894 --> 00:44:40,229
No, Judi, Judi, Judi. You've got to
hit that one,
936
00:44:40,254 --> 00:44:42,749
if you want to win the show. Take
your time. Sophie, I'm so sorry.
937
00:44:42,774 --> 00:44:44,619
I'm worried she's going to hit her
own tower.
938
00:44:44,644 --> 00:44:45,869
LAUGHTER
939
00:44:45,894 --> 00:44:47,619
ALL: Ooh!
940
00:44:47,644 --> 00:44:49,909
Sophie's tower.
941
00:44:49,934 --> 00:44:51,029
GROANING
942
00:44:53,054 --> 00:44:54,798
ARDAL: You can't win, if you kill
me.
943
00:44:54,823 --> 00:44:57,389
JUDI: What happened? Sophie's is the
tallest.
944
00:44:57,414 --> 00:45:00,909
Sophie's is the tallest. Yeah, that
was the practice, wasn't it, yeah?
945
00:45:00,934 --> 00:45:02,389
LAUGHTER
946
00:45:02,414 --> 00:45:03,909
That's an end to it.
947
00:45:03,934 --> 00:45:06,229
We'll work out how that's affected
the final scores.
948
00:45:06,254 --> 00:45:07,588
Please, come and join me down here.
949
00:45:07,613 --> 00:45:08,699
CHEERING
950
00:45:15,613 --> 00:45:17,879
What a show. High drama up there.
951
00:45:17,904 --> 00:45:19,629
High drama.
952
00:45:19,654 --> 00:45:23,668
Well, Chris, you were destroyed
instantly by the boot of Sophie.
953
00:45:23,693 --> 00:45:25,389
So, one point for the lowest tower.
954
00:45:25,414 --> 00:45:29,749
Judi and Bridget, you were the joint
third highest towers.
955
00:45:29,774 --> 00:45:31,029
You get three points each.
956
00:45:31,054 --> 00:45:34,548
Ardal remained unscathed — second
highest tower and four points.
957
00:45:34,573 --> 00:45:36,909
But Sophie's performance was
immaculate
958
00:45:36,934 --> 00:45:39,749
and she obviously gets the full five
points. Sophie Duker!
959
00:45:39,774 --> 00:45:41,159
CHEERING
960
00:45:41,184 --> 00:45:42,309
And so...?
961
00:45:42,334 --> 00:45:45,798
And so, this was Judi's closest
chance so far to win an episode,
962
00:45:45,823 --> 00:45:48,309
and with 24 points, she comes
second.
963
00:45:48,334 --> 00:45:50,629
Sophie Duker gets 28 points and
comes first.
964
00:45:50,654 --> 00:45:51,829
There it is.
965
00:45:51,854 --> 00:45:53,468
CHEERING
966
00:45:53,493 --> 00:45:57,348
Sorry. Sophie Duker is triumphant.
967
00:45:57,373 --> 00:46:00,709
Please, pace up to the stage and
poke your precious prizes.
968
00:46:05,014 --> 00:46:06,468
I'm destroyed.
969
00:46:06,493 --> 00:46:09,069
So, what have we learnt today?
970
00:46:09,094 --> 00:46:12,598
Well, today, has been a true
celebration of womankind.
971
00:46:12,623 --> 00:46:15,548
We've admired the miracle of
bringing life into the world.
972
00:46:15,573 --> 00:46:19,159
We've marvelled at the female form
and we'll never forget
973
00:46:19,184 --> 00:46:22,348
that some women can borrow a dog
whenever they want.
974
00:46:22,373 --> 00:46:23,789
LAUGHTER
975
00:46:23,814 --> 00:46:26,109
Please, clap your hands with all
your might
976
00:46:26,134 --> 00:46:28,109
for tonight's winner, Sophie Duker!
977
00:46:28,134 --> 00:46:29,629
APPLAUSE
978
00:46:33,014 --> 00:46:35,239
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