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No way!
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Uh... Gosh.
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Where's the hole?
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HE HONKS
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Eurgh! Oh!
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Uh... Are you having a laugh?
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0h!
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Yum GASPS
ow. ow.!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Hello. And a big old welcome to
Taskmaster.
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The bad news is this is
the penultimate episode.
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The good news is none of
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the tasks involve our
contestants' tongues
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or the horrific rivers of flob
you witnessed last week.
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Four of the contestants have won
two episodes each,
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and one of them has won no episodes.
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But that's the joy of Taskmaster.
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Someone can leave without
a single win to their name,
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become a national embarrassment,
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letting down their family
and their friends,
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and still have fun.
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It doesn't even matter who that
person is.
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LAUGHTER
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Please welcome Ardal O'Hanlon,
Bridget Christie,
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Chris Ramsey, judi Love,
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and Sophie Duker.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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And next to me,
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a man who told me in
a private moment that having
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a woman pilot an aeroplane is
like putting a squirrel in charge of
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the peanut farm.
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HIGH—PITCHED: It's little
Alex Horne.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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I've completed this month's list.
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Would you like to hear this
month's list? Yes, please.
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This month's list is five
reasons why
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I love doing this show.
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Number one, it's a great laugh.
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Number two,
I really like the floor manager.
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He's got a great sense of style.
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Number three,
I get free Wi-Fi during the show,
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slash there's a great
atmosphere sometimes.
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Number four,
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isn't it fun
to see how different people
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try to attempt the tasks?
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And number five, it provides me with
an alibi in case I get accused of
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a crime I didn't commit on
the night of the recording.
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Those are the five reasons why
I love doing this show.
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And now we can start it.
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Right. Come on, then.
What's the prize task category?
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Well, Greg, today you and you alone
have asked them to bring in
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the best object with a handle.
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Ooh. AUDIENCE: Ooh!
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That's right,
but it is episode nine,
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so I think it's sort of fair enough.
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The best objects with
a handle will mean five points for
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the person who brought it in, and
the winner of this very episode
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will stride home proudly clutching
five objects by their handles.
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What I'm looking for is
a bit of imagination.
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That's all. That's all I ask.
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Judi. Yeah. What's your prize?
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Well, as you said about
imagination...
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Let it run. Let it run free.
I just let the creativity, you know,
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come from within,
and I brought a small bike.
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Yes, here's her bike
that she's brought in.
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There we go.
Best object with a handle.
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It's got a handle on it,
that's what... The handlebar.
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You've got two handles.
Two handles.
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You might be a one—handler.
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I was a no-handler back in
the day.
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Oh, bad boy. Bad boy. Yeah.
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But what I'm saying is,
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imagine me on that bike.
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Who can handle that?
Do you understand?
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Incredible. Is it?
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You have just brought in
a kids bike, and yet,
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you've talked it into something
truly poetic.
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And yet, still no wins.
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LAUGHTER
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Sophie,
can you beat a child's bike?
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I've brought you
a wheel of fortune. Oh.
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Ooh.
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Here it is. Ooh, look at that.
What does it do?
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I don't understand what it does.
So, you see the triangles? Yeah.
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We're really bad at
making decisions. Yeah.
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You stick the decision you want...
It's like a Rubik's cube, but flat.
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You spin the wheel with the handle.
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Are you proposing that we write
things in the blank spaces?
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You can put whatever you want.
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I put it
to you that that'll land at
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the same place every time,
cos that handle will weigh it down.
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I didn't really...
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I didn't really expect my fortune
to be combated with science. Um...
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And the other problem is
there's only, like, ten possible
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things that can happen
to you for the rest of your life.
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Yeah, that's more than you
were expecting.
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LAUGHTER
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We have got to be realistic
at our age, Ardal.
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I'd set... They're all good things.
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I'd settle for eight.
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I don't know what
the hell she's brought in.
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I still don't know.
It's got a handle.
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The only thing I want to write on
any of those triangles is one point.
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Chris, can you do worse than that?
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I've brought a kettle.
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Here it is.
And I'll tell you why.
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You'd better make it good.
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It's a giant jug and,
if you want, it can make it hot.
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And when you're using it as a jug,
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you can go all the way past
the max fill line.
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All the way to the top.
Doesn't matter.
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No wonder Ramsey went after
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the black and white spinny thing
so hard.
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It was very much
a defence mechanism.
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LAUGHTER
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Ardal, can you beat a kettle?
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I brought a chess piece queen.
Ooh.
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Yes, here is the chess piece queen.
Has it got a handle?
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It hasn't got a handle.
Where's the handle?
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It has a handle. Where?
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Here.
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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
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What does the king look like?
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The king looks...a little bit
like her.
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Slightly different handle.
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They're...
Ardal, you've done very well.
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Thank you.
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Bridget.
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I have brought in a door.
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Here is Bridget's door.
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Oh, dear. Well, I would like
to see how you got on in your house
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with no doors.
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People would be coming in,
taking all your stuff.
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A door is also metaphorical.
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As one door opens,
another closes, and vice versa.
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That's not always true.
A door to...
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He's right, that isn't always true.
Pardon?
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Well, like when I shut my
garage door, I always wait,
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but nothing opens.
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That's not my fault.
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OK, well, you've seen all five.
The last one was a door.
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I'm going to do a speed scoring.
You ready? Ooh, I love this. Yes.
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So it's one point to...? Kettle.
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Chris. Good. Door.
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Bridget, two points.
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Weird spinny thing.
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That's Sophie, three.
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Little bike.
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Judi, four points.
Chess piece.
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Gets five points,
that's Ardal O'Hanlon.
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There it is!
APPLAUSE
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Give me a task proper, immediately.
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Right. Here we go.
Ding-dong.
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Ardal. Hi, Alex.
Are you ready for the task?
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I think so.
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Sophie, let's do it.
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OK.
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Where is it? It's coming.
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Oh!
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HE LAUGHS
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Oh, wow. Wow.
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Oh. Now
that's made me very happy.
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This is very Mary Poppins.
I really like it.
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Where do you want the umbrella
to go? Up?
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OK.
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Wahey!
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ARDAL SIGHS
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Ooh!
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Oh, thank you.
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£50 note.
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It's like the best birthday ever.
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Get the most surprising thing...
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...delivered to the Taskmaster house.
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You have...six hours!
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Your time starts now.
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What, I could just order anything?
Something surprising, please, Judi.
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See, in the north-east,
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I could surprise yous all for how
much 50 quid will get you. A house?
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Yeah, a house, yeah.
Get a couple of houses.
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I'm going to order me a man! Ha—ha!
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How about a burrito for lunch?
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So you're thinking of that?
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I'm thinking of keeping the money.
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Do I just"?
You have to say the magic word.
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Bye.
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Ha! I've got 50 quid to spend.
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APPLAUSE
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Watching your delight at
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a small umbrella being lowered on
some fishing wire
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made me feel
fatherly towards all of you.
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Yes. And then, when you further went
on to be so excited by
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the £50 that you had to spend,
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I felt like you were
all my weird children.
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Aww, Daddy.
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It's called Stockholm Syndrome.
Yeah. We're conditioned.
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Well, for me too, Ardal.
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LAUGHTER
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But I did, I found it really
delightful,
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and I thought, "Oh, my God,
all my cynicism's left me."
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How am I going to...
Aww. ..judge them harshly?
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Then your suggestions started
to come in.
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As far as I can work out,
it was a burrito,
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two northern houses,
and a male prostitute.
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So, unusually, they had six hours to
get the surprising thing delivered.
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Shall we start? Yeah. OK, well,
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a wise man once said Love
always delivers.
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So here she is. Good luck, Judi.
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Alex?
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Oh, good,
I didn't have to call you twice.
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Hello, Judi.
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Delivery!
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Go and have a little poke around,
see what's in there.
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You want to see if it's real.
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I don't like it.
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Well, you wanted something weird.
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Surprising.
OK, well thank you, Judi.
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What do I do with it?
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Cook it. Eat it.
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Cook it and eat it. Yeah. OK.
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I'll leave it to you, babes.
Thank you, babes.
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You can't bring it in here though.
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APPLAUSE
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I was quite surprised. Exactly.
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I was surprised at how much
I looked like the damn fish.
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Yeah, well, I mean, you know,
she fulfilled the brief, didn't she?
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It's very out of character.
Normally...
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None of us saw
a load of awful fish heads... Yeah.
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...on top of a skateboard.
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Never expected that,
did you, Alex?
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And it skateboarded down to us.
Mm.
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I mean, come on. So you spent
a fiver on a load of fish guts,
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put them on someone else's
skateboard, and the 45 went to...?
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Nando's.
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LAUGHTER
Yeah. That is...
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Very good. Very good.
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Very strong opener. Who's next?
It's a strong opener.
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Just to let you know,
Ben from the team
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did make a fish stew with it and ate
it, and apparently it's delicious.
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Good that it didn't go to waste.
What's next?
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OK, here is the surprising thing
that Ardal had delivered.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Perfect.
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What...what is it?
It's an owl.
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Well, it's not a real owl.
It's a scarecrow owl.
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Wind-operated.
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At least I think it's wind.
Might be wind.
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There's nothing to wind...
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It's wind-operated.
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I think a bird would recognise
this as a predator.
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And would be very frightened.
Birds are a menace.
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OK, thank you, Ardal.
252
00:12:12,219 --> 00:12:13,663
You're welcome.
253
00:12:15,219 --> 00:12:17,274
If we had a little draft in here,
254
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I think it would be
more effective.
255
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APPLAUSE
256
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Now that we've all got
to know each other a bit, Ardal,
257
00:12:28,179 --> 00:12:29,754
I have to confess that
258
00:12:29,779 --> 00:12:32,713
you bringing in
a plastic scarecrow owl,
259
00:12:32,738 --> 00:12:34,663
it was not a great shock to me.
260
00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,304
Was that the first thing
you thought?
261
00:12:36,329 --> 00:12:38,833
Like, "Oh, he'll probably bring
in a scarecrow owl?"
262
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,663
No, but it would've been in my top
five guesses.
263
00:12:41,688 --> 00:12:44,913
I mean, I'd say, likejudi's,
it did look a bit like him,
264
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,994
don't you think? What?
265
00:12:47,019 --> 00:12:48,944
You think Ardal looks like
a scarecrow owl?
266
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:52,554
A little bit. Can we have a look
at it? See if it looks like Ardal?
267
00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:01,874
Yeah, it's the yellow eyes
that give it away, isn't it?
268
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It's the baffled look.
269
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And the flat face, yeah.
270
00:13:07,659 --> 00:13:10,833
Now that's the most surprising thing
of this section. Yeah.
271
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Good. Who's next?
272
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Next up, we're going to have
a delivery
273
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straight from Ramsey Street. Ooh.
274
00:13:23,379 --> 00:13:26,124
Ah. Thank you very much.
275
00:13:26,149 --> 00:13:28,354
Thank you. Here we are.
276
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Easy—PBa5Y-
277
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APPLAUSE
278
00:13:52,259 --> 00:13:55,663
Not bad. Fair play to you.
I wasn't expecting two things.
279
00:13:55,688 --> 00:13:58,554
I wasn't expecting you to use
an actual human baby,
280
00:13:58,579 --> 00:14:01,234
and I wasn't expecting to have
the confusing feelings
281
00:14:01,259 --> 00:14:03,874
I had when you were beautifully shot
walking across
282
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the courtyard holding it.
Double surprise.
283
00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:08,744
JUDl: I feel a bit disturbed. Why?
284
00:14:08,769 --> 00:14:10,384
He bought a baby online.
285
00:14:10,409 --> 00:14:12,713
CHRIS: Oh, sorry, should it...
286
00:14:12,738 --> 00:14:17,104
Would you have felt better if it was
sent down the drive on a skateboard?
287
00:14:17,129 --> 00:14:20,434
Yeah. Possibly. I mean,
you bought a baby online.
288
00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:23,484
Listen, I didn't buy a baby online.
That's ridiculous. I've got a guy.
289
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LAUGHTER
290
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WHISPERS: That's the end of
part one.
291
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
292
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
293
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:45,444
Hello. Thank you.
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
294
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Are we delivering tonight, Alex?
295
00:14:47,289 --> 00:14:49,914
Well, you are, Greg, and the
competitors are delivering too,
296
00:14:49,939 --> 00:14:51,723
or at least they're trying to get
297
00:14:51,748 --> 00:14:53,473
the most surprising thing
delivered to
298
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the Taskmaster house
within six hours.
299
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,364
Now it's time for Duker's delivery.
300
00:14:59,389 --> 00:15:00,803
Boop-bOOP-
301
00:15:02,828 --> 00:15:07,874
Thank you. Alex?
I got you something.
302
00:15:07,899 --> 00:15:09,553
Just a present.
303
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,834
They're moving. Yeah.
304
00:15:18,859 --> 00:15:21,234
There are loads and loads
and loads of them.
305
00:15:21,259 --> 00:15:24,194
That one's little little Alex.
Thank you.
306
00:15:24,219 --> 00:15:26,524
That one's little little
little Alex.
307
00:15:26,549 --> 00:15:27,954
I really like them.
308
00:15:27,979 --> 00:15:30,723
I thought you could relate
to them, in a way.
309
00:15:30,748 --> 00:15:34,104
They're, like, very busy.
They have no spine.
310
00:15:36,029 --> 00:15:39,384
Lovely. All right, well, I'll...
I'll deal with these.
311
00:15:39,409 --> 00:15:41,294
Uh, bye-bye. Bye.
Thanks for my delivery.
312
00:15:42,388 --> 00:15:44,654
You are dark, man!
313
00:15:44,679 --> 00:15:46,544
Sorry.
314
00:15:46,569 --> 00:15:49,134
Slam. Yeah.
Sophie slammed you.
315
00:15:49,159 --> 00:15:50,613
She implied I'm an invertebrate.
316
00:15:50,638 --> 00:15:53,493
She said you're a spineless worm.
Oh, was that what you m...?
317
00:15:53,518 --> 00:15:57,904
Oh, I see. Uh, no. No.
There's no... Just loosey-goosey.
318
00:15:57,929 --> 00:16:00,613
It was an absolutely revolting
juxtaposition between
319
00:16:00,638 --> 00:16:02,054
the pretty basket and the worms.
320
00:16:02,079 --> 00:16:06,014
I was surprised,
but I wasn't SURPRISED.
321
00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:07,693
Little little Alex.
322
00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:09,934
Little little points.
323
00:16:10,959 --> 00:16:12,654
SHE EXHALES
324
00:16:12,679 --> 00:16:15,493
Just so you know, the worms were
liberated in the Taskmaster garden
325
00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:18,024
and they're all happily crawling
around out there.
326
00:16:18,049 --> 00:16:19,904
Right. Who's next?
327
00:16:19,929 --> 00:16:21,054
There's only one more.
328
00:16:21,079 --> 00:16:23,823
Yes, it's a Bridget too far.
Here she is.
329
00:16:23,848 --> 00:16:25,294
Ooh.
330
00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:26,854
You've got 40 minutes left.
331
00:16:26,879 --> 00:16:28,544
All right, give us a sec, then.
332
00:16:30,929 --> 00:16:33,384
SHE MUMBLES
333
00:16:35,679 --> 00:16:37,134
Oh, blimey.
334
00:16:37,159 --> 00:16:39,573
ANGELIC MUSIC
335
00:16:41,039 --> 00:16:42,823
Is that what you've had delivered?
336
00:16:42,848 --> 00:16:44,104
Yes.
337
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,654
Do I take what he's offering me?
Yeah, yeah.
338
00:16:46,679 --> 00:16:49,134
He looks like a Welsh king.
339
00:16:49,159 --> 00:16:50,373
You can speak to him.
340
00:16:50,398 --> 00:16:53,414
Hello, hello. Are you a Welsh king?
341
00:16:53,439 --> 00:16:55,184
SCRIBBLING
342
00:16:55,209 --> 00:16:58,334
He's written,
"I am King Ow a in Gwynedd.
343
00:16:58,359 --> 00:17:01,334
"Word has reached
the castle that you claim to be
344
00:17:01,359 --> 00:17:03,456
"a direct descendant of me.
345
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:06,287
"You are not.
Who do you think you are?"
346
00:17:06,312 --> 00:17:09,727
He got in touch with me,
347
00:17:09,752 --> 00:17:12,047
because he was very annoyed that
348
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:15,977
Greg was going around saying that
he was a direct descendent.
349
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:19,007
Why is he holding Hit Me With Your
Rhythm Stick
350
00:17:19,032 --> 00:17:20,686
by Ian Dury and The Blockheads?
351
00:17:20,711 --> 00:17:23,407
Because that's the first record that
Greg ever bought. Is it?
352
00:17:23,432 --> 00:17:24,566
Yeah.
353
00:17:24,591 --> 00:17:26,566
And why's he wearing a kaftan?
354
00:17:26,591 --> 00:17:28,566
Because Greg wears them on holiday.
355
00:17:30,112 --> 00:17:32,767
Why's the king wearing
a tiny swimming hat?
356
00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:36,407
Because Greg swam
for his county when he was 12.
357
00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:38,847
So I just said,
"If you're here anyway,
358
00:17:38,872 --> 00:17:41,337
"I've got these other things that
I know about him.
359
00:17:41,362 --> 00:17:43,337
"Do you want to do that, as well?"
360
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:45,257
Thank you so much.
361
00:17:45,282 --> 00:17:47,127
Do you want to get off? OK.
362
00:17:47,152 --> 00:17:50,566
ANGELIC MUSIC
363
00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:55,337
Thank you. OK.
364
00:17:55,362 --> 00:17:57,647
OK. Bye-bye.
OK, see you soon. Bye.
365
00:17:57,672 --> 00:17:59,616
APPLAUSE
366
00:17:59,641 --> 00:18:03,257
It's very hard to find out anything
about you at all. You are very...
367
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:06,127
Well, you did a pretty good job,
Bridget. I read every interview.
368
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:08,696
And those are the four facts
you found out?
369
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,007
There's nothing about you
anywhere.
370
00:18:11,032 --> 00:18:12,127
Also, do you know what?
371
00:18:12,152 --> 00:18:14,767
None of your family or friends would
talk about you.
372
00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:17,257
So are you telling me,
in that six hours,
373
00:18:17,282 --> 00:18:18,366
you researched him
374
00:18:18,391 --> 00:18:20,927
and tried to call his family
and friends? I did, yeah.
375
00:18:20,952 --> 00:18:22,486
Yeah, who did you ring? I...
376
00:18:22,511 --> 00:18:26,127
My mum will tell you anything
for a fiver. No.
377
00:18:26,152 --> 00:18:29,007
I wanted to find something out from
your childhood
378
00:18:29,032 --> 00:18:30,807
that even you might not
have remembered.
379
00:18:30,832 --> 00:18:32,847
Oh, you need a therapist
for that, babes.
380
00:18:32,872 --> 00:18:36,087
Yeah, she did try and contact your
GP amongst other people.
381
00:18:37,562 --> 00:18:39,417
Yeah. Yeah, they didn't talk.
Mm-hm, yeah.
382
00:18:39,442 --> 00:18:41,847
No-one would talk to me.
No-one would talk, weirdly.
383
00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:45,207
I am related to Ow a in Gwynedd
the First, Prince of Wales. I am.
384
00:18:45,232 --> 00:18:47,616
You were trying to make out
I wasn't. I am.
385
00:18:47,641 --> 00:18:49,566
Well, you... There's conflicting...
386
00:18:49,591 --> 00:18:53,127
There's no conflicting thing.
I am of direct royal lineage.
387
00:18:53,152 --> 00:18:54,807
This is exactly what it said,
388
00:18:54,832 --> 00:18:58,057
that you were very quite sensitive
about it, and get quite...
389
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:02,446
I lie about Hit Me With Your
Rhythm Stick being my first single,
390
00:19:02,471 --> 00:19:04,807
cos I think it's much cooler
than the truth,
391
00:19:04,832 --> 00:19:07,777
which is
Roger Whittaker's song about
392
00:19:07,802 --> 00:19:09,366
a dragon called Google Eye.
393
00:19:09,391 --> 00:19:11,337
LAUGHTER
394
00:19:11,362 --> 00:19:15,127
It was very thorough, very creepy.
Let's make some judgements.
395
00:19:15,152 --> 00:19:18,366
Right. I'm really going to mess
with your system a little bit. OK.
396
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:22,127
I'm going to give two points
to two people. OK, I can... OK?
397
00:19:22,152 --> 00:19:23,446
I can cope with that.
398
00:19:23,471 --> 00:19:25,807
So, to Ardal,
I'm going to give two points,
399
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,177
and to Sophie's worm basket,
I'm giving two points.
400
00:19:28,202 --> 00:19:30,537
OK. Two to Ardal. OK?
Two to Sophie. Got it.
401
00:19:30,562 --> 00:19:32,417
Then we jump up to four points.
Oh, do we now?
402
00:19:32,442 --> 00:19:34,257
Cos I really started
to get surprised. Right.
403
00:19:34,282 --> 00:19:35,647
No-one could've predicted that
404
00:19:35,672 --> 00:19:38,177
judi Love would've sent some
fish heads on a skateboard
405
00:19:38,202 --> 00:19:40,616
down that drive.
I'm going to give her four points.
406
00:19:40,641 --> 00:19:43,446
Well done, Judi.
And another four points... Right.
407
00:19:43,471 --> 00:19:46,897
"Also goes to the lady who put in
so much research in such
408
00:19:46,922 --> 00:19:49,337
a short time into my life,
Bridget Christie.
409
00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:52,777
OK. But I was most genuinely
surprised to see a man bring
410
00:19:52,802 --> 00:19:54,696
a human baby through the gate.
411
00:19:54,721 --> 00:19:58,257
Yes, and that is what is wrong
with society.
412
00:19:58,282 --> 00:20:01,727
Nevertheless, five points to Chris
Ramsey. Five points to Chris Ramsey.
413
00:20:01,752 --> 00:20:03,417
What are the scores, Alex?
414
00:20:03,442 --> 00:20:04,977
Sophie's at the bottom with five.
415
00:20:05,002 --> 00:20:08,177
Judi, who's not won an episode,
is in the lead with eight points.
416
00:20:08,202 --> 00:20:11,696
Oh! Ooh.
APPLAUSE
417
00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:14,847
It's time for the next task.
418
00:20:14,872 --> 00:20:17,897
The task starts outside a lovely old
barn with a lovely old blanket
419
00:20:17,922 --> 00:20:21,257
and our lovely old contestants.
Off we go. Lovely.
420
00:20:32,002 --> 00:20:35,446
Hi, Alex.
Hello, Judi. Hi, Sophie.
421
00:20:35,471 --> 00:20:38,807
Hey. ls there, like,
a big hole underneath?
422
00:20:41,591 --> 00:20:44,496
Did you think that was a trap?
Maybe a hole or something.
423
00:20:48,521 --> 00:20:49,777
Careful.
424
00:20:52,721 --> 00:20:56,496
SHE SCREAMS
Why's it got eyes?
425
00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:59,366
So it can see.
Is it a snake?
426
00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:01,777
"Make the longest cup snake
427
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,807
"and lie down next to it
outside this building."
428
00:21:04,832 --> 00:21:07,337
On the floor?
I've got to lie on the floor?
429
00:21:07,362 --> 00:21:10,087
You can lie on that nice little
picnic blanket.
430
00:21:10,112 --> 00:21:12,446
You may only leave
the building twice.
431
00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:14,287
You have ten minutes,
your time starts now.
432
00:21:14,312 --> 00:21:15,616
What's a cup snake?
433
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,496
Is that a cup snake?
434
00:21:17,521 --> 00:21:19,007
It's not a very long one.
435
00:21:19,032 --> 00:21:20,607
Your time starts now.
436
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,927
DOOR CREAKS
437
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,647
It's like one of them horror films,
438
00:21:27,672 --> 00:21:29,647
and the black person always get
killed first.
439
00:21:29,672 --> 00:21:31,287
I don't want to go in there.
440
00:21:36,271 --> 00:21:38,607
Oh, my God!
441
00:21:45,032 --> 00:21:47,417
It's literally filled with cups.
442
00:21:47,442 --> 00:21:50,417
APPLAUSE
443
00:21:52,752 --> 00:21:55,496
The horror that you all felt when
you opened the door
444
00:21:55,521 --> 00:21:58,887
to reveal some cups on
the table fascinated me.
445
00:21:58,912 --> 00:22:00,777
"Oh, God!"
446
00:22:00,802 --> 00:22:03,366
Like it was the most sickening thing
you'd ever seen.
447
00:22:03,391 --> 00:22:05,137
The last thing I expected to see.
448
00:22:05,162 --> 00:22:07,496
And there was a lot of cups.
It was intimidating.
449
00:22:07,521 --> 00:22:09,366
It was terrifying. Yeah.
It was really weird.
450
00:22:09,391 --> 00:22:11,137
Right, let's crack on.
OK, well,
451
00:22:11,162 --> 00:22:13,696
we're going to see three cup snakes
first of all,
452
00:22:13,721 --> 00:22:16,057
and the boa constructors —
thank you —
453
00:22:16,082 --> 00:22:18,576
are Ardal, Chris, and Sophie.
Woo!
454
00:22:18,601 --> 00:22:21,607
How many do you think there
are, Chris? About 1,000.
455
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:22,727
About 1,000?
456
00:22:22,752 --> 00:22:25,007
500 or 1,000, depending on my maths.
457
00:22:25,032 --> 00:22:26,937
OK, well, the clock is ticking.
458
00:22:26,962 --> 00:22:29,527
And I can only leave twice.
Uh-huh.
459
00:22:29,552 --> 00:22:31,337
And I'm in now. Yes.
460
00:22:33,322 --> 00:22:34,807
What's a cup snake?
461
00:22:37,322 --> 00:22:42,246
Less haste. More speed.
Less speed. More haste.
462
00:22:42,271 --> 00:22:44,696
What's the difference between
haste and speed?
463
00:22:44,721 --> 00:22:49,137
Haste is bad. Speed is good.
464
00:22:49,162 --> 00:22:50,657
Speeding up now, Alex.
465
00:22:50,682 --> 00:22:54,576
Oh, OK. Why's that, then?
Cos there's a time limit.
466
00:22:54,601 --> 00:22:56,446
Is it quite a short limit?
467
00:22:56,471 --> 00:22:57,967
I would imagine so.
468
00:22:57,992 --> 00:23:00,446
What's the world record for
the largest cup snake ever?
469
00:23:00,471 --> 00:23:03,326
Do you want me to look it up?
Yeah, please. OK.
470
00:23:03,351 --> 00:23:06,137
Some of them have measured up
to 175 metres long.
471
00:23:06,162 --> 00:23:07,417
A cup snake? Uh-huh.
472
00:23:07,442 --> 00:23:09,967
Some people have got too much time
on their hands, man.
473
00:23:09,992 --> 00:23:11,576
You making lots of little snakes?
474
00:23:11,601 --> 00:23:13,937
Yeah. And then they're
going to fuse together to become
475
00:23:13,962 --> 00:23:16,607
a big daddy snake.
476
00:23:16,632 --> 00:23:18,937
Well, fortune favours the brave.
I've heard that.
477
00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:20,246
Come on, my beauties.
478
00:23:25,082 --> 00:23:27,017
Are you quite pleased
with your technique?
479
00:23:27,042 --> 00:23:28,777
I'll tell you when I'm done.
480
00:23:32,042 --> 00:23:34,376
Would you mind lying down next
to your snake?
481
00:23:34,401 --> 00:23:36,967
I think I deserve
a good rest after that.
482
00:23:36,992 --> 00:23:40,057
Ah.
WHISTLE BLOWS
483
00:23:40,082 --> 00:23:42,087
Thank you, Ardal.
You're welcome, Alex.
484
00:23:42,112 --> 00:23:44,527
How much time?
You've got 30 seconds.
485
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:47,417
SHE GRUNTS
486
00:23:50,112 --> 00:23:54,417
SHE PANTS
487
00:23:54,442 --> 00:23:56,326
WHISTLE BLOWS
488
00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:59,057
I was sort of thinking you might lie
on the tablecloth. Yeah.
489
00:23:59,082 --> 00:24:00,326
Thought it was a trick.
490
00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:02,967
You still think there's a hole
underneath it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
491
00:24:06,912 --> 00:24:10,576
HE PANTS, WHISTLE BLOWS
492
00:24:10,601 --> 00:24:12,446
Quite a bendy one.
493
00:24:12,471 --> 00:24:14,246
Apparently that's a good thing.
494
00:24:15,521 --> 00:24:18,017
APPLAUSE
495
00:24:18,042 --> 00:24:23,167
Impressive all round, I thought.
I thought good systems, consistent.
496
00:24:23,192 --> 00:24:26,137
Just so you know,
there were exactly 1,000 cups,
497
00:24:26,162 --> 00:24:27,607
so Chris's maths were remarkable.
498
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,967
He went in, went,
"There's either 1,000 or 500,"
499
00:24:29,992 --> 00:24:32,706
pretty much straight away.
I did say 1,000, yeah.
500
00:24:32,731 --> 00:24:34,097
Sometimes, not often,
501
00:24:34,122 --> 00:24:36,807
but sometimes they're not bad
at things. Yeah.
502
00:24:36,832 --> 00:24:38,527
Ardal's is 856.
503
00:24:38,552 --> 00:24:40,887
Ooh. Interesting that we're all
going ooh,
504
00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:43,937
when we've got no
context whatsoever, isn't it?
505
00:24:43,962 --> 00:24:46,297
856 is... I've given you context.
Ooh.
506
00:24:46,322 --> 00:24:48,857
It's a green anaconda, whereas Chris
is like a green anaconda
507
00:24:48,882 --> 00:24:50,297
with an eagle in its mouth.
508
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:53,607
9.66 metres. ALL: Ooh.
9.66 metres.
509
00:24:53,632 --> 00:24:55,326
Ooh!
And back down for Sophie.
510
00:24:55,351 --> 00:24:57,657
Remember we've got 856,
966.
511
00:24:57,682 --> 00:24:58,496
Sophie — 8...
512
00:24:59,601 --> 00:25:03,407
...77. Second place at the moment.
We need a break.
513
00:25:03,432 --> 00:25:05,326
Just time for you to run upstairs
514
00:25:05,351 --> 00:25:08,047
and wake up your kids by standing
outside their bedroom doors
515
00:25:08,072 --> 00:25:10,376
and shouting a list of
the sacrifices you made
516
00:25:10,401 --> 00:25:11,246
to have them.
517
00:25:11,271 --> 00:25:12,687
We'll see you in a bit.
518
00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:15,167
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
519
00:25:23,592 --> 00:25:26,126
Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster.
Alex, recap, please.
520
00:25:26,151 --> 00:25:28,586
Before the break,
the contestants were trying to make
521
00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:31,177
the longest cup snake. They can only
leave the building twice
522
00:25:31,202 --> 00:25:34,456
and so far, we've had three fine
examples from cup snake newbies
523
00:25:34,481 --> 00:25:38,847
Ardal, Chris, and Sophie.
Two to go, it's Bridget and judi.
524
00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:44,097
Oh, my God. There's so many cups.
525
00:25:44,122 --> 00:25:46,417
Uh-huh.
526
00:25:46,442 --> 00:25:49,667
There doesn't seem to be anything to
put them together with.
527
00:25:49,692 --> 00:25:50,667
Ooh.
528
00:25:53,161 --> 00:25:54,386
Aw.
529
00:25:57,161 --> 00:25:59,456
I literally put one foot... OK.
530
00:26:00,802 --> 00:26:02,336
What's your plan?
531
00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:05,386
My plan is to stack them
up as tall as I can,
532
00:26:05,411 --> 00:26:09,456
and then, I mean, this is going to
take up the ten minutes.
533
00:26:09,481 --> 00:26:13,847
It's a fair old puzzle. I've already
gone out accidentally once...
534
00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:16,287
Yeah. ..so I've kind of stuffed
myself a little bit.
535
00:26:16,312 --> 00:26:17,697
Yes.
536
00:26:17,722 --> 00:26:19,977
Alex, can you help me stack them?
537
00:26:20,002 --> 00:26:21,417
Maybe.
538
00:26:21,442 --> 00:26:23,777
Cos it doesn't say on
the task that I can't.
539
00:26:23,802 --> 00:26:25,667
I mean, that's taken me forever.
540
00:26:25,692 --> 00:26:27,417
You want me to get on
with this table?
541
00:26:27,442 --> 00:26:30,456
Yeah. All of them. All of them.
542
00:26:30,481 --> 00:26:34,027
I think this,
nothing to do with it.
543
00:26:37,772 --> 00:26:39,287
And she's gone.
544
00:26:39,312 --> 00:26:42,136
I'll go and find
a stick or something.
545
00:26:42,161 --> 00:26:43,617
Oh, Alex, you are.
546
00:26:43,642 --> 00:26:45,107
Yeah, I got a big one.
547
00:26:47,562 --> 00:26:49,456
Should we get this little one here?
548
00:26:49,481 --> 00:26:50,617
OK.
549
00:26:51,842 --> 00:26:53,206
Mm.
550
00:26:53,231 --> 00:26:54,697
What are you...? Bridget?
551
00:26:54,722 --> 00:26:55,817
Are you all right?
552
00:26:55,842 --> 00:26:58,107
LAUGHING: Don't make me laugh,
please.
553
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:01,417
You've two and a half minutes.
554
00:27:09,522 --> 00:27:11,897
Ooh, this is going to be
a big long snake, isn't it?
555
00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:14,216
Yeah, is it going to be
a cup snake?
556
00:27:14,241 --> 00:27:15,857
Yeah, cos the head is a cup.
557
00:27:15,882 --> 00:27:18,336
Right. Where we going?
558
00:27:18,361 --> 00:27:20,647
Just there, isn't it?
Oh, right.
559
00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:21,747
You can drop your end.
560
00:27:21,772 --> 00:27:23,386
I'm going to. I'm going to count.
one...
561
00:27:23,411 --> 00:27:25,647
No, but you can drop your end.
562
00:27:25,672 --> 00:27:26,647
Will it be better this way?
563
00:27:31,672 --> 00:27:33,256
Have you got any glue or anything?
564
00:27:33,281 --> 00:27:34,617
Have I got...? No.
565
00:27:39,802 --> 00:27:41,216
20 seconds.
566
00:27:48,312 --> 00:27:49,417
There.
567
00:27:49,442 --> 00:27:51,747
I see, so that's turning it into
a cup snake, is it?
568
00:27:51,772 --> 00:27:52,747
That's a cup snake.
569
00:27:54,002 --> 00:27:55,897
ALEX BLOWS WHISTLE
570
00:27:55,922 --> 00:27:57,827
BLOWS WHISTLE
571
00:27:57,852 --> 00:27:59,537
That's your time up, Bridget.
572
00:27:59,562 --> 00:28:00,897
Oh.
573
00:28:00,922 --> 00:28:02,417
Wow.
574
00:28:02,442 --> 00:28:04,057
Cup queen.
575
00:28:10,442 --> 00:28:13,006
I mean, Judi,
you were incredibly efficient.
576
00:28:13,031 --> 00:28:15,336
Cos I move like a snake.
577
00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:18,417
I mean, it,
it was just genuinely impressive.
578
00:28:18,442 --> 00:28:21,497
Um, Bridget, a more...
579
00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:25,617
A more unique approach.
580
00:28:25,642 --> 00:28:28,336
It was very creative, you know,
581
00:28:28,361 --> 00:28:31,937
and, well, I stepped out of the
barn and fucked myself, so.
582
00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:34,187
LAUGHTER
583
00:28:40,922 --> 00:28:44,497
A lit... A little more honest in
terms of the analysis, yeah.
584
00:28:44,522 --> 00:28:47,857
Well, look, Bridget's cup, she did
reach back in and grab some cups,
585
00:28:47,882 --> 00:28:50,697
so decorated her log with cups.
Are we happy with the cup snake?
586
00:28:50,722 --> 00:28:52,697
Yes, I, I am allowing it as a,
as a cup snake.
587
00:28:52,722 --> 00:28:54,136
Lovely. It was the shortest.
588
00:28:55,752 --> 00:28:58,086
Exactly five metres,
a Burmese python.
589
00:28:58,111 --> 00:29:00,466
So Bridget gets one point
for her five metre snake,
590
00:29:00,491 --> 00:29:02,256
then it's Ardal with two
points, 8.5,
591
00:29:02,281 --> 00:29:04,547
Sophie 8.7, three points,
592
00:29:04,572 --> 00:29:07,057
Chris 9.6, gets four points.
593
00:29:07,082 --> 00:29:09,907
Judi, as long as a green anaconda
594
00:29:09,932 --> 00:29:12,547
clinging onto the back of a Yamaha
motorbike with its teeth.
595
00:29:12,572 --> 00:29:15,577
It's 11.21 metres, so it's five
points for judi Love.
596
00:29:15,602 --> 00:29:18,336
She takes it.
Let's have another one.
597
00:29:18,361 --> 00:29:21,577
OK, it's time for us all to
have a lovely waggle in the shower.
598
00:29:21,602 --> 00:29:22,937
Off we go.
599
00:29:33,642 --> 00:29:35,907
Ooh.
600
00:29:35,932 --> 00:29:37,857
Have I got to find a task in here?
601
00:29:37,882 --> 00:29:38,937
God.
602
00:29:40,932 --> 00:29:42,857
Oh. Hello.
603
00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:45,136
There's a little
Narnian adventure there.
604
00:29:48,082 --> 00:29:50,297
HE LAUGHS
605
00:29:53,722 --> 00:29:56,657
"Poke a part of your body out of
the shower curtain
606
00:29:56,682 --> 00:29:59,336
"and waggle it about
for ten seconds."
607
00:29:59,361 --> 00:30:02,987
So you'll be within the circle,
with the shower curtain closed.
608
00:30:03,012 --> 00:30:04,937
Yes. Something will emerge.
609
00:30:04,962 --> 00:30:06,297
That's part of my body.
610
00:30:06,322 --> 00:30:07,777
Waggling.
611
00:30:07,802 --> 00:30:10,447
The Taskmaster will guess what part
of the body it is.
612
00:30:10,472 --> 00:30:12,547
The biggest part of the body that
613
00:30:12,572 --> 00:30:16,937
the Taskmaster incorrectly
identifies wins.
614
00:30:16,962 --> 00:30:19,377
"You must poke your body part out of
the shower curtain
615
00:30:19,402 --> 00:30:22,987
"and waggle it about within
the next 15 minutes."
616
00:30:24,602 --> 00:30:25,937
OK.
617
00:30:25,962 --> 00:30:27,697
It's got to poke a bit out.
618
00:30:27,722 --> 00:30:29,547
Poke a bit out, exactly.
619
00:30:29,572 --> 00:30:33,096
I'm thinking how could I disguise my
arse as a head? Is that possible?
620
00:30:33,121 --> 00:30:35,447
I've only got a limited number
of body parts,
621
00:30:35,472 --> 00:30:37,096
so, I mean, uh,
I'll pick one of them.
622
00:30:37,121 --> 00:30:39,447
I should be able to do that in
the next few minutes. OK.
623
00:30:39,472 --> 00:30:41,777
OK.
624
00:30:41,802 --> 00:30:44,096
Anything I can get you?
Could I have a wooden spoon, please?
625
00:30:44,121 --> 00:30:45,417
On its way.
626
00:30:45,442 --> 00:30:46,907
With some yoghurt on it.
627
00:30:46,932 --> 00:30:50,136
No, no, no, yoghurt.
Hold the yoghurt. OK.
628
00:30:50,161 --> 00:30:51,737
And Sellotape.
629
00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:53,547
You all right, judi?
630
00:30:53,572 --> 00:30:55,457
Yeah. Have you got a plan?
631
00:30:55,482 --> 00:30:56,857
Yeah.
632
00:30:56,882 --> 00:30:59,987
This is a very bad idea. Ah.
633
00:31:00,012 --> 00:31:01,707
My body is here,
634
00:31:01,732 --> 00:31:04,707
so I don't know why I'm
going to get something.
635
00:31:04,732 --> 00:31:05,857
To hide the part of the body.
636
00:31:05,882 --> 00:31:07,266
To hide the part of the body.
637
00:31:09,932 --> 00:31:11,707
ARDAL: I've changed my plans.
638
00:31:11,732 --> 00:31:15,057
OK. I have a wooden spoon,
Sellotape, and a marker.
639
00:31:15,082 --> 00:31:17,346
And I don't need any of them.
640
00:31:17,371 --> 00:31:18,346
OK.
641
00:31:18,371 --> 00:31:21,016
I've got my trousers on my head,
so I'm not OK.
642
00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:29,417
Um, Ardal, I am sort of intrigued by
the wooden spoon
643
00:31:29,442 --> 00:31:31,737
and the yoghurt.
Will that become apparent?
644
00:31:31,762 --> 00:31:33,297
I imagine the thinking at
645
00:31:33,322 --> 00:31:36,857
the time was that I if I could maybe
beat some part of my body
646
00:31:36,882 --> 00:31:39,497
with the wooden spoon,
it might swell into a...
647
00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:41,857
LAUGHTER
648
00:31:43,882 --> 00:31:45,627
I imagine that would be it.
649
00:31:45,652 --> 00:31:47,937
...into an unlikely shape.
I don't know.
650
00:31:47,962 --> 00:31:50,266
I, I feel stupid for asking.
651
00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:52,627
And, and the yoghurt was
to calm it down afterwards?
652
00:31:52,652 --> 00:31:53,707
Absolutely. Exactly.
653
00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:57,067
Are you ready to look at
something waggly
654
00:31:57,092 --> 00:31:59,857
and try to work out what it is?
I am. OK, well, good luck.
655
00:31:59,882 --> 00:32:04,777
First up, Greg, what part of
judi Love is this?
656
00:32:13,322 --> 00:32:14,817
It's been my policy throughout this
657
00:32:14,842 --> 00:32:18,457
to think of you as doing
the least possible activity.
658
00:32:18,482 --> 00:32:20,857
I always put the effort in, Greg.
659
00:32:20,882 --> 00:32:23,346
I'm going to stand by my theory.
660
00:32:23,371 --> 00:32:25,216
I'm going to say
that that's your foot.
661
00:32:27,241 --> 00:32:29,136
That's what I'm going to say.
662
00:32:29,161 --> 00:32:32,787
You have poor old Ardal's
covered himself in yoghurt
663
00:32:32,812 --> 00:32:34,787
and whacking himself with a stick...
664
00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:38,346
...and I think you just put your
foot out.
665
00:32:38,371 --> 00:32:39,657
OK, well,
666
00:32:39,682 --> 00:32:42,067
are you ready to see what part
ofjudi that is...
667
00:32:42,092 --> 00:32:44,427
Yeah. ..within the shoe?
OK, here we go.
668
00:32:44,452 --> 00:32:45,937
Let's see what it is.
669
00:32:48,012 --> 00:32:49,497
Ooh. Nice work.
670
00:32:49,522 --> 00:32:50,987
Thank you, judi. Thank you.
671
00:32:51,012 --> 00:32:53,377
Well, there we go.
We have a point on the board.
672
00:32:53,402 --> 00:32:56,067
Wow. Yeah. Serves me right.
673
00:32:56,092 --> 00:32:57,266
Can I be honest with you?
674
00:32:57,291 --> 00:32:58,377
Yeah.
675
00:32:58,402 --> 00:33:01,547
My process of thinking was so
lazy that I forgot that
676
00:33:01,572 --> 00:33:03,457
I'd done that.
I thought it was my foot.
677
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,737
LAUGHTER
678
00:33:05,762 --> 00:33:07,177
We're going to see another one now.
679
00:33:07,202 --> 00:33:08,896
We're going to see
Chris Ramsey next,
680
00:33:08,921 --> 00:33:10,507
so can he also deceive you, Greg?
681
00:33:10,532 --> 00:33:11,807
Have a look at this.
682
00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:22,477
Well, it can only be his
hand or his foot.
683
00:33:24,832 --> 00:33:27,166
It's uncharacteristic for Chris
to be lazy,
684
00:33:27,191 --> 00:33:28,916
that's why I'm not going
straight for arm.
685
00:33:28,941 --> 00:33:32,087
Or am I double—bluffing you?
Or are you double—bluffing me?
686
00:33:32,112 --> 00:33:34,647
Let's say it is a double bluff
and say it's his arm.
687
00:33:34,672 --> 00:33:37,637
OK. Let's have a look.
Is it Chris Ramsey's arm?
688
00:33:42,422 --> 00:33:43,677
Ooh.
689
00:33:45,342 --> 00:33:46,757
He's on the cow.
690
00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:53,397
And I think we all know
a foot is bigger than a hand.
691
00:33:53,422 --> 00:33:55,087
It was a foot and a bit of shin.
692
00:33:55,112 --> 00:33:57,477
God. OK, well, it's Ardal next.
693
00:33:57,502 --> 00:34:00,246
This is going to be difficult
because whatever body part it is,
694
00:34:00,271 --> 00:34:02,007
it's going to be beaten out
of shape.
695
00:34:03,552 --> 00:34:05,197
Have a look at this and
do your best.
696
00:34:15,302 --> 00:34:17,527
He was in there for 15 minutes.
697
00:34:19,862 --> 00:34:23,197
It's hard to believe that a wooden
spoon could do that much damage.
698
00:34:25,472 --> 00:34:26,887
What is that, Greg?
699
00:34:26,912 --> 00:34:28,677
It's Ardal's arm, obviously.
700
00:34:28,702 --> 00:34:30,246
Let's have a look.
701
00:34:30,271 --> 00:34:31,637
You, you can come out now, Ardal.
702
00:34:31,662 --> 00:34:33,887
Thank you.
703
00:34:35,021 --> 00:34:36,757
Ooh...Ooh.
704
00:34:36,782 --> 00:34:39,607
Do you want to go back into
the nice balloon place? OK.
705
00:34:39,632 --> 00:34:41,477
Oh, why aren't you
wearing trousers?
706
00:34:41,502 --> 00:34:44,607
You didn't
need to not wear trousers.
707
00:34:44,632 --> 00:34:47,116
I don't know. I r...
I just d... I don't know.
708
00:34:47,141 --> 00:34:48,557
What were you doing in there?
709
00:34:50,832 --> 00:34:53,116
I don't know, Greg.
710
00:34:53,141 --> 00:34:55,637
He was hoping that you would
think it was his neck.
711
00:34:55,662 --> 00:34:57,166
So that was his plan.
712
00:34:57,191 --> 00:34:59,967
What the?
What are you talking about?
713
00:34:59,992 --> 00:35:02,607
Oh, my God. I'm going to die.
714
00:35:02,632 --> 00:35:04,527
I was sure you would think
it was my neck.
715
00:35:04,552 --> 00:35:08,087
I mean, there was a,
a, like a, like my the face.
716
00:35:08,112 --> 00:35:12,477
Oh, the face? Yes. Right.
717
00:35:12,502 --> 00:35:18,916
Just one part to go until someone curses
Bridget Christie while dragging a door home.
718
00:35:18,941 --> 00:35:20,166
See you in a bit.
719
00:35:30,232 --> 00:35:34,607
Hello, and welcome back for
the final time today.
720
00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:37,437
Before the break, I was having to
work very hard, wasn't I, Alex?
721
00:35:37,462 --> 00:35:40,126
Oh, you were.
And I always think you do,
722
00:35:40,151 --> 00:35:42,607
despite what you might read in
my secret diary.
723
00:35:42,632 --> 00:35:45,327
The current task sees
the comedians poke
724
00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:48,287
a body part through a shower
curtain and waggle it about.
725
00:35:48,312 --> 00:35:50,126
The biggest body part incorrectly
726
00:35:50,151 --> 00:35:52,527
identified by Greg wins.
727
00:35:52,552 --> 00:35:54,167
Ready, Greg?
GREG CHUCKLES LIGHTLY
728
00:35:54,192 --> 00:35:57,597
Mm-hm. Next, it's time
to get soapy in the sh...
729
00:35:57,622 --> 00:36:00,037
Uh, Sophie in the shower.
Here we go.
730
00:36:09,422 --> 00:36:11,727
I knew you would commit to this.
731
00:36:11,752 --> 00:36:14,117
And my instinct is you've
dislocated something.
732
00:36:14,142 --> 00:36:16,477
SOPHIE LAUGHS
733
00:36:16,502 --> 00:36:18,807
I genuinely haven't got
a clue what that is.
734
00:36:18,832 --> 00:36:20,287
Aw.
735
00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:24,037
It's not your leg.
So it can only be your arm?
736
00:36:24,062 --> 00:36:26,006
Greg, you need to give me
an answer.
737
00:36:26,031 --> 00:36:28,727
I'm going to, I'm going to say it's
her weird limp arm then.
738
00:36:28,752 --> 00:36:30,647
So let's see what part
of Sophie that is.
739
00:36:33,752 --> 00:36:35,477
Oh, she's a genius.
740
00:36:35,502 --> 00:36:36,836
Oh. Hey.
741
00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:38,086
Hi, Sophie. Hey.
742
00:36:38,111 --> 00:36:39,966
Yeah. Comfortable?
743
00:36:39,991 --> 00:36:41,367
Not at all. Not at all.
744
00:36:41,392 --> 00:36:43,117
All right. OK.
745
00:36:43,142 --> 00:36:44,477
Thanks, Sophie.
746
00:36:46,312 --> 00:36:48,117
That was brilliant. Thank you.
747
00:36:48,142 --> 00:36:51,927
Well, look, the last person
to see is Bridget Christie,
748
00:36:51,952 --> 00:36:53,727
so what part of her is this?
749
00:37:08,222 --> 00:37:09,886
That's actually terrifying.
750
00:37:09,911 --> 00:37:12,197
It's one of two things.
751
00:37:12,222 --> 00:37:14,117
You've put your hat on top
of your foot,
752
00:37:14,142 --> 00:37:15,836
thus, and you're nodding.
753
00:37:15,861 --> 00:37:19,167
Or you've just stuck
a sheet over your head.
754
00:37:20,312 --> 00:37:23,167
Bridget's just stuck her
head under a sheet
755
00:37:23,192 --> 00:37:25,447
and then put her hat on top of it.
756
00:37:25,472 --> 00:37:28,247
Well, let's see.
757
00:37:28,272 --> 00:37:31,006
Right, well, let's find out what
part of the body this is.
758
00:37:34,861 --> 00:37:36,756
There you are. Hi.
759
00:37:36,781 --> 00:37:39,117
It was your head?
It, it was, yes.
760
00:37:39,142 --> 00:37:40,756
You're hiding in plain sight.
Mm-hm.
761
00:37:40,781 --> 00:37:42,247
Thank you, Bridget. Thanks.
762
00:37:42,272 --> 00:37:43,477
There we go.
763
00:37:43,502 --> 00:37:44,966
Aww. Very good.
764
00:37:44,991 --> 00:37:47,297
Well. Three people have fooled you.
765
00:37:47,322 --> 00:37:51,297
Definitely got a foot, we've
definitely got a hand, a lower limb,
766
00:37:51,322 --> 00:37:55,687
and then we had the hair.
So it's whether the hair counts.
767
00:37:55,712 --> 00:37:58,477
And, does it? Scientifically, a body
part is defined as any part of
768
00:37:58,502 --> 00:38:01,006
an organism such as
an organ or extremity.
769
00:38:01,031 --> 00:38:03,447
Hair is an accessory organ of
the skin, scientifically.
770
00:38:03,472 --> 00:38:06,327
I think it's a fair judgment. I'm
going to give them five points each.
771
00:38:06,352 --> 00:38:08,836
OK. So judi also fooled you.
How many points does she get?
772
00:38:08,861 --> 00:38:11,937
She gets four points. So it's four
to judi, five to Chris,
773
00:38:11,962 --> 00:38:14,756
and five to Sophie. Right.
And that's it.
774
00:38:17,031 --> 00:38:18,527
Quick look at the scores, then.
775
00:38:18,552 --> 00:38:20,527
Yes, well, she's still in the lead.
776
00:38:20,552 --> 00:38:21,886
Judi could win the episode.
777
00:38:21,911 --> 00:38:23,836
She's currently in the lead with 17
points.
778
00:38:23,861 --> 00:38:26,086
Whoa.
779
00:38:28,111 --> 00:38:29,367
OK, everybody,
780
00:38:29,392 --> 00:38:32,447
please make your way to the stage
for the final task of the show.
781
00:38:41,041 --> 00:38:42,447
Hello, my sweet.
782
00:38:42,472 --> 00:38:43,607
Hi, mate.
783
00:38:43,632 --> 00:38:44,966
Who will read this task for us?
784
00:38:44,991 --> 00:38:46,836
Bridget Christie's
going to read this one.
785
00:38:46,861 --> 00:38:51,527
"Write down how many tin cans
you think can fit in your bag.
786
00:38:51,552 --> 00:38:54,917
"The highest predicted number
fitted in a zipped-up bag
787
00:38:54,942 --> 00:38:57,277
"within one minute wins.
788
00:38:57,302 --> 00:39:00,657
"If you don't zip up your bag or fit
your predicted number
789
00:39:00,682 --> 00:39:03,527
"of tin cans in your bag,
you will be disqualified.
790
00:39:03,552 --> 00:39:05,557
"After Alex blows his whistle,
791
00:39:05,582 --> 00:39:08,127
"you will have ten seconds
to write down your number."
792
00:39:08,152 --> 00:39:10,016
Ten second to write down one number.
793
00:39:10,041 --> 00:39:13,127
Your ten second starts on
the whistle.
794
00:39:13,152 --> 00:39:14,607
BLOWS WHISTLE
795
00:39:14,632 --> 00:39:16,086
Oh, God.
796
00:39:19,352 --> 00:39:20,807
BLOWS WHISTLE
797
00:39:20,832 --> 00:39:23,836
OK, Ardal, please tell me your
number and then hang your number off
798
00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:25,327
the front little nail on your table.
799
00:39:25,352 --> 00:39:27,607
I'm going to go for 35.
800
00:39:27,632 --> 00:39:28,687
Lovely.
801
00:39:30,222 --> 00:39:32,447
Wow. Well, that is bold.
802
00:39:34,222 --> 00:39:36,527
OK, Bridget,
your turn to reveal your number.
803
00:39:36,552 --> 00:39:37,917
LAUGHTER
804
00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:39,247
54.
805
00:39:39,272 --> 00:39:42,607
54, and, Greg, at this point, I will
reveal how many cans there are.
806
00:39:42,632 --> 00:39:43,737
Yeah.
807
00:39:43,762 --> 00:39:45,327
55.
808
00:39:45,352 --> 00:39:47,277
Wow.
809
00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:48,687
Chris Ramsey now.
810
00:39:48,712 --> 00:39:50,997
Yes, I've gone for 30. judi.
811
00:39:51,022 --> 00:39:53,766
I was going to say 20,
and then my hand slipped, and 30.
812
00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:56,377
So it's 30?
813
00:39:56,402 --> 00:39:58,047
In Jamaica, that's a two.
814
00:39:59,911 --> 00:40:02,487
Finally, Sophie Duker,
how many cans? 29.
815
00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:06,966
One lower than mine,
and you lot went, "Oh!"
816
00:40:06,991 --> 00:40:08,766
So if you all succeed,
817
00:40:08,791 --> 00:40:11,277
Bridget will win
and Sophie will get one point.
818
00:40:11,302 --> 00:40:13,966
Obviously there's
a chance no-one will succeed.
819
00:40:13,991 --> 00:40:16,607
We're going to find out in
a second. Your time starts...
820
00:40:16,632 --> 00:40:18,917
BLOWS WHISTLE
821
00:40:18,942 --> 00:40:21,636
Oh, my God. There's a trick,
there it is.
822
00:40:21,661 --> 00:40:24,017
What's the trick, judi?
Some of them are stuck together.
823
00:40:24,042 --> 00:40:26,327
Some of them are stuck
together, Greg.
824
00:40:26,352 --> 00:40:29,127
It's good they're wearing boots.
825
00:40:29,152 --> 00:40:30,886
Chris is unpacking.
826
00:40:30,911 --> 00:40:32,407
Ooh.
827
00:40:32,432 --> 00:40:35,096
No, no, no, it came out of there.
Came out of there. Here we go.
828
00:40:35,121 --> 00:40:36,737
It must be fully zipped up.
829
00:40:36,762 --> 00:40:40,247
Yes. We have a zipped up bag.
We have a zipped up bag,
830
00:40:40,272 --> 00:40:41,766
that's a relief.
831
00:40:41,791 --> 00:40:43,766
Problems... Problems for Bridget.
832
00:40:45,121 --> 00:40:46,997
Your bag must be fully zipped.
833
00:40:47,022 --> 00:40:49,277
Oh, fuck off.
834
00:40:49,302 --> 00:40:50,687
My zip is broken.
835
00:40:52,072 --> 00:40:54,357
BLOWS WHISTLE
836
00:40:54,382 --> 00:40:57,167
It wasn't broken before.
Please step back. Please step back.
837
00:40:58,302 --> 00:41:01,527
Right, now in a very orderly way,
uh, Alex is going to count the cans.
838
00:41:01,552 --> 00:41:03,277
Yes. Hello, Ardal.
839
00:41:03,302 --> 00:41:05,607
Hi, Alex. Let the count commence.
840
00:41:05,632 --> 00:41:08,207
He started with a big three,
that's three there.
841
00:41:08,232 --> 00:41:09,716
Four.
842
00:41:12,871 --> 00:41:14,207
14.
843
00:41:15,712 --> 00:41:16,817
20.
844
00:41:20,592 --> 00:41:21,846
31.
845
00:41:24,272 --> 00:41:25,966
34.
846
00:41:25,991 --> 00:41:27,636
35.
847
00:41:27,661 --> 00:41:29,487
It's an empty bag.
848
00:41:29,512 --> 00:41:31,047
APPLAUSE
849
00:41:32,352 --> 00:41:33,766
Well done.
850
00:41:38,432 --> 00:41:40,047
His trousers are still on.
851
00:41:43,562 --> 00:41:45,207
That is an incredible opener.
852
00:41:45,232 --> 00:41:47,537
Let's start the count
for bag two. Alex.
853
00:41:47,562 --> 00:41:49,177
Or, will we?
854
00:41:49,202 --> 00:41:50,886
AUDIENCE: Aw!
855
00:41:50,911 --> 00:41:52,687
I'm afraid we won't. No.
856
00:41:52,712 --> 00:41:55,177
Bridget is disqualified.
Alex, move on, please.
857
00:41:55,202 --> 00:41:56,766
Yeah, OK.
CANS CLATTER
858
00:41:56,791 --> 00:41:59,966
Two, four, six.
859
00:41:59,991 --> 00:42:01,457
Loud.
860
00:42:05,512 --> 00:42:06,927
27.
861
00:42:06,952 --> 00:42:08,357
28.
862
00:42:08,382 --> 00:42:09,817
29.
863
00:42:09,842 --> 00:42:11,437
Yeah, he's done it, hasn't he?
864
00:42:13,202 --> 00:42:15,487
30. Ah.
865
00:42:15,512 --> 00:42:17,287
It's an empty bag.
866
00:42:22,462 --> 00:42:24,716
Right, we've got a second place.
Or, have we?
867
00:42:27,072 --> 00:42:28,257
Judi.
868
00:42:28,282 --> 00:42:29,607
I'm pissed off.
869
00:42:29,632 --> 00:42:30,766
Why?
870
00:42:30,791 --> 00:42:32,567
I got panicky and stopped counting.
871
00:42:34,512 --> 00:42:36,966
I went out like a black woman on
a Saturday at a market.
872
00:42:36,991 --> 00:42:38,927
I was just packing
everything in there.
873
00:42:38,952 --> 00:42:40,797
We we've all been there.
874
00:42:40,822 --> 00:42:43,457
There's yam, banana, there's
plantain. There's everything.
875
00:42:43,482 --> 00:42:45,177
I'm going to count her cans.
876
00:42:45,202 --> 00:42:47,487
Just to confirm,
if there's not 30 cans,
877
00:42:47,512 --> 00:42:48,927
Judi's disqualified.
878
00:42:48,952 --> 00:42:50,537
Let the count commence.
879
00:42:50,562 --> 00:42:52,207
Three. That's good.
880
00:42:52,232 --> 00:42:53,896
Six. Good start.
881
00:43:02,072 --> 00:43:03,207
26.
882
00:43:03,232 --> 00:43:04,966
27.
883
00:43:04,991 --> 00:43:06,927
28.
884
00:43:06,952 --> 00:43:07,927
29.
885
00:43:09,671 --> 00:43:11,567
30.
886
00:43:11,592 --> 00:43:13,007
32.
887
00:43:15,712 --> 00:43:17,047
Judi.
888
00:43:19,312 --> 00:43:20,797
So close.
889
00:43:20,822 --> 00:43:22,487
Don't touch me.
890
00:43:25,282 --> 00:43:27,537
That is absolutely heart-breaking.
891
00:43:27,562 --> 00:43:28,617
Let's move on.
892
00:43:32,952 --> 00:43:34,646
There goes my chance of winning.
893
00:43:37,112 --> 00:43:39,367
Hello, Sophie. You predicted 29.
894
00:43:39,392 --> 00:43:40,896
Hi. Yeah.
895
00:43:40,921 --> 00:43:41,927
Ready?
896
00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:43,687
Yeah.
897
00:43:43,712 --> 00:43:45,157
Two, five.
898
00:43:45,182 --> 00:43:46,927
CANS CLATTER
899
00:43:46,952 --> 00:43:48,646
Quiet, quiet, sh.
900
00:43:53,072 --> 00:43:54,087
24.
901
00:43:55,541 --> 00:43:56,766
26.
902
00:43:58,232 --> 00:43:59,257
27.
903
00:44:00,562 --> 00:44:01,726
28.
904
00:44:04,362 --> 00:44:07,127
It's an empty bag. 28 cans.
AUDIENCE: Aw!
905
00:44:08,541 --> 00:44:10,007
Hey, come on down
906
00:44:10,032 --> 00:44:12,567
and let's see how that's affected
the final scores.
907
00:44:12,592 --> 00:44:14,797
APPLAUSE
908
00:44:21,871 --> 00:44:23,407
Pretty exciting.
909
00:44:23,432 --> 00:44:25,766
It really was. I mean, Ardal.
It really was.
910
00:44:25,791 --> 00:44:28,127
Ardal did really well putting
all his... I was great.
911
00:44:28,152 --> 00:44:29,846
Yes. You were a great guy in
the task.
912
00:44:29,871 --> 00:44:32,516
So he does get the five points,
and Chris, uh, got four points.
913
00:44:32,541 --> 00:44:34,846
He was the only other person who
completed the task.
914
00:44:34,871 --> 00:44:36,516
Means a few different things.
915
00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:39,207
The first and most awful thing is it
means that if judi had written
916
00:44:39,232 --> 00:44:41,646
the number one and then put
one can in a bag
917
00:44:41,671 --> 00:44:44,057
and zipped it up,
she would've won the episode.
918
00:44:44,082 --> 00:44:46,367
AUDIENCE: Aw!
919
00:44:50,392 --> 00:44:53,287
Hey. I have to say, that does feel
like quite a cruel statistic.
920
00:44:53,312 --> 00:44:55,807
In fact, if she'd written zero
and just zipped it up,
921
00:44:55,832 --> 00:44:57,287
she would've won the episode.
922
00:44:58,791 --> 00:45:00,417
I'm really sorry, Judi.
923
00:45:00,442 --> 00:45:02,846
I'm sorry. It also
means, series-wise,
924
00:45:02,871 --> 00:45:05,287
it's tighter than it's been
for some time.
925
00:45:05,312 --> 00:45:09,697
Judi's on 129, Ardal, 138,
Bridget, 139,
926
00:45:09,722 --> 00:45:12,766
Chris, 149,
Sophie in the lead with 151.
927
00:45:12,791 --> 00:45:15,846
Two points in it, one episode to go.
928
00:45:15,871 --> 00:45:17,287
Blimey.
929
00:45:17,312 --> 00:45:19,617
Exac... I was going to use that
word.
930
00:45:19,642 --> 00:45:20,846
And? Mummy wouldn't let me.
931
00:45:22,642 --> 00:45:24,337
So in this particular episode,
932
00:45:24,362 --> 00:45:27,697
judi is in second place with 17,
but in the lead,
933
00:45:27,722 --> 00:45:30,057
and the winner with 19,
it's Chris Ramsey.
934
00:45:30,082 --> 00:45:32,337
Oh.
935
00:45:32,362 --> 00:45:33,726
Wow!
936
00:45:33,751 --> 00:45:36,057
Chris Ramsey wins.
937
00:45:36,082 --> 00:45:38,617
Please head up to handle
your handles.
938
00:45:44,952 --> 00:45:46,846
So what have we learnt today?
939
00:45:46,871 --> 00:45:48,167
We've learnt a lot.
940
00:45:48,192 --> 00:45:50,526
We've learnt that Judi Love thinks
she looks like a fish.
941
00:45:50,551 --> 00:45:53,447
We've learnt that Chris Ramsey can
tell you how many cups there are in
942
00:45:53,472 --> 00:45:54,776
a room with just one glance.
943
00:45:54,801 --> 00:45:57,776
But what we haven't learnt,
and what we might never learn,
944
00:45:57,801 --> 00:46:00,776
is what Ardal O'Hanlon was doing
with a wooden spoon
945
00:46:00,801 --> 00:46:04,257
and some yoghurt in a shower
for 15 minutes.
946
00:46:05,442 --> 00:46:07,087
Just one show left,
947
00:46:07,112 --> 00:46:11,846
and one big round of applause left
for tonight's winner, Chris Ramsey.
948
00:46:11,871 --> 00:46:13,497
APPLAUSE
949
00:46:34,112 --> 00:46:36,957
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