1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,360 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:06,440 Ha-ha! 3 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:08,640 No way! 4 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:11,760 Uh... Gosh. 5 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:13,160 Where's the hole? 6 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:14,400 HE HONKS 7 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:15,880 Eurgh! Oh! 8 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:18,880 Uh... Are you having a laugh? 9 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,000 Oh! 10 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,880 JUDI GASPS - Oh! - Oh! 11 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,920 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 12 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:38,480 Hello. And a big old welcome to Taskmaster. 13 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:41,840 The bad news is this is the penultimate episode. 14 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:43,400 The good news is none of 15 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,840 the tasks involve our contestants' tongues 16 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:49,280 or the horrific rivers of flob you witnessed last week. 17 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:52,560 Four of the contestants have won two episodes each, 18 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,320 and one of them has won no episodes. 19 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,480 But that's the joy of Taskmaster. 20 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,520 Someone can leave without a single win to their name, 21 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,160 become a national embarrassment, 22 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,400 letting down their family and their friends, 23 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,400 and still have fun. 24 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:09,720 It doesn't even matter who that person is. 25 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,880 LAUGHTER 26 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:19,920 Please welcome Ardal O'Hanlon, Bridget Christie, 27 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:25,480 Chris Ramsey, Judi Love, 28 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,000 and Sophie Duker. 29 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:30,120 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 30 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,360 And next to me, 31 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,040 a man who told me in a private moment that having 32 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:37,200 a woman pilot an aeroplane is like putting a squirrel in charge of 33 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:38,640 the peanut farm. 34 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,000 HIGH-PITCHED: It's little Alex Horne. 35 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 36 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:46,040 I've completed this month's list. 37 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,480 Would you like to hear this month's list? Yes, please. 38 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,520 This month's list is five reasons why 39 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,040 I love doing this show. 40 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,080 Number one, it's a great laugh. 41 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,040 Number two, I really like the floor manager. 42 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,800 He's got a great sense of style. 43 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,040 Number three, I get free Wi-Fi during the show, 44 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,200 slash there's a great atmosphere sometimes. 45 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:03,400 Number four, 46 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,800 isn't it fun to see how different people 47 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,200 try to attempt the tasks? 48 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:10,840 And number five, it provides me with an alibi in case I get accused of 49 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,240 a crime I didn't commit on the night of the recording. 50 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:16,920 Those are the five reasons why I love doing this show. 51 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,600 And now we can start it. 52 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:22,040 Right. Come on, then. What's the prize task category? 53 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:25,200 Well, Greg, today you and you alone have asked them to bring in 54 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:28,040 the best object with a handle. 55 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,600 Ooh. AUDIENCE: Ooh! 56 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,480 That's right, but it is episode nine, 57 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,360 so I think it's sort of fair enough. 58 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,080 The best objects with a handle will mean five points for 59 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:39,040 the person who brought it in, and the winner of this very episode 60 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,160 will stride home proudly clutching five objects by their handles. 61 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,600 What I'm looking for is a bit of imagination. 62 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:47,160 That's all. That's all I ask. 63 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,960 Judi. Yeah. What's your prize? 64 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,440 Well, as you said about imagination... 65 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:56,560 Let it run. Let it run free. I just let the creativity, you know, 66 00:02:56,600 --> 00:03:00,760 come from within, and I brought a small bike. 67 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,720 Yes, here's her bike that she's brought in. 68 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,240 There we go. Best object with a handle. 69 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,200 It's got a handle on it, that's what... The handlebar. 70 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:11,960 You've got two handles. Two handles. 71 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,520 You might be a one-handler. 72 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,280 I was a no-handler back in the day. 73 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,880 Oh, bad boy. Bad boy. Yeah. 74 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:21,080 But what I'm saying is, 75 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,040 imagine me on that bike. 76 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,280 Who can handle that? Do you understand? 77 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:28,960 Incredible. Is it? 78 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,880 You have just brought in a kids bike, and yet, 79 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,280 you've talked it into something truly poetic. 80 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,800 And yet, still no wins. 81 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:38,360 LAUGHTER 82 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,080 Sophie, can you beat a child's bike? 83 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:44,400 I've brought you a wheel of fortune. Oh. 84 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:45,680 Ooh. 85 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,480 Here it is. Ooh, look at that. What does it do? 86 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,120 I don't understand what it does. So, you see the triangles? Yeah. 87 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,080 We're really bad at making decisions. Yeah. 88 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:56,680 You stick the decision you want... It's like a Rubik's cube, but flat. 89 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:01,200 You spin the wheel with the handle. 90 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,000 Are you proposing that we write things in the blank spaces? 91 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,480 You can put whatever you want. 92 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,680 I put it to you that that'll land at 93 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:10,760 the same place every time, cos that handle will weigh it down. 94 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,080 I didn't really... 95 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:15,520 I didn't really expect my fortune to be combated with science. Um... 96 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,360 And the other problem is there's only, like, ten possible 97 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:21,280 things that can happen to you for the rest of your life. 98 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:24,040 Yeah, that's more than you were expecting. 99 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:27,520 LAUGHTER 100 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,560 We have got to be realistic at our age, Ardal. 101 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,160 I'd set... They're all good things. 102 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,600 I'd settle for eight. 103 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,640 I don't know what the hell she's brought in. 104 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,400 I still don't know. It's got a handle. 105 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:42,600 The only thing I want to write on any of those triangles is one point. 106 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,000 Chris, can you do worse than that? 107 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,080 I've brought a kettle. 108 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,480 Here it is. And I'll tell you why. 109 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,400 You'd better make it good. 110 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:54,600 It's a giant jug and, if you want, it can make it hot. 111 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,400 And when you're using it as a jug, 112 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,080 you can go all the way past the max fill line. 113 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,200 All the way to the top. Doesn't matter. 114 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:02,680 No wonder Ramsey went after 115 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,800 the black and white spinny thing so hard. 116 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:06,920 It was very much a defence mechanism. 117 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,720 LAUGHTER 118 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:10,440 Ardal, can you beat a kettle? 119 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,400 I brought a chess piece queen. Ooh. 120 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,320 Yes, here is the chess piece queen. Has it got a handle? 121 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,760 It hasn't got a handle. Where's the handle? 122 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,080 It has a handle. Where? 123 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,320 Here. 124 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:25,600 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 125 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,560 What does the king look like? 126 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,200 The king looks...a little bit like her. 127 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:38,720 Slightly different handle. 128 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,600 They're... Ardal, you've done very well. 129 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,400 Thank you. 130 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:47,480 Bridget. 131 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:50,360 I have brought in a door. 132 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,000 Here is Bridget's door. 133 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:58,160 Oh, dear. Well, I would like to see how you got on in your house 134 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,520 with no doors. 135 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,080 People would be coming in, taking all your stuff. 136 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,320 A door is also metaphorical. 137 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:07,160 As one door opens, another closes, and vice versa. 138 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,960 That's not always true. A door to... 139 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,840 He's right, that isn't always true. Pardon? 140 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,160 Well, like when I shut my garage door, I always wait, 141 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,800 but nothing opens. 142 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,320 That's not my fault. 143 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:20,160 OK, well, you've seen all five. The last one was a door. 144 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,200 I'm going to do a speed scoring. You ready? Ooh, I love this. Yes. 145 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:24,800 So it's one point to..? Kettle. 146 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,440 Chris. Good. Door. 147 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:27,480 Bridget, two points. 148 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:28,520 Weird spinny thing. 149 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:29,680 That's Sophie, three. 150 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:30,880 Little bike. 151 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:33,000 Judi, four points. Chess piece. 152 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,800 Gets five points, that's Ardal O'Hanlon. 153 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:37,400 There it is! APPLAUSE 154 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,680 Give me a task proper, immediately. 155 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,840 Right. Here we go. Ding-dong. 156 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:59,320 Ardal. Hi, Alex. Are you ready for the task? 157 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,280 I think so. 158 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,880 Sophie, let's do it. 159 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,160 OK. 160 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,640 Where is it? It's coming. 161 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:12,960 Oh! 162 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,080 HE LAUGHS 163 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,880 Oh, wow. Wow. 164 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:25,640 Oh. Now that's made me very happy. 165 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:29,920 This is very Mary Poppins. I really like it. 166 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:32,760 Where do you want the umbrella to go? Up? 167 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,040 OK. 168 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:36,880 Wahey! 169 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,400 ARDAL SIGHS 170 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,240 Ooh! 171 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:44,200 Oh, thank you. 172 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:45,760 £50 note. 173 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,000 It's like the best birthday ever. 174 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:50,120 Get the most surprising thing... 175 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,720 ..delivered to the Taskmaster house. 176 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,440 You have...six hours! 177 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,360 Your time starts now. 178 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,360 What, I could just order anything? Something surprising, please, Judi. 179 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,680 See, in the north-east, 180 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:04,320 I could surprise yous all for how much 50 quid will get you. A house? 181 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,640 Yeah, a house, yeah. Get a couple of houses. 182 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:09,680 I'm going to order me a man! Ha-ha! 183 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,440 How about a burrito for lunch? 184 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,400 So you're thinking of that? 185 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,160 I'm thinking of keeping the money. 186 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,040 Do I just..? You have to say the magic word. 187 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,320 Bye. 188 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:26,160 Ha! I've got 50 quid to spend. 189 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:30,480 APPLAUSE 190 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,600 Watching your delight at 191 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:37,520 a small umbrella being lowered on some fishing wire 192 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:40,600 made me feel fatherly towards all of you. 193 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:44,320 Yes. And then, when you further went on to be so excited by 194 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:46,640 the £50 that you had to spend, 195 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:49,920 I felt like you were all my weird children. 196 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,000 Aww, Daddy. 197 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:56,920 It's called Stockholm Syndrome. Yeah. We're conditioned. 198 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:58,720 Well, for me too, Ardal. 199 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:01,240 LAUGHTER 200 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,240 But I did, I found it really delightful, 201 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,920 and I thought, "Oh, my God, all my cynicism's left me." 202 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,280 How am I going to... Aww. ..judge them harshly? 203 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:10,000 Then your suggestions started to come in. 204 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,680 As far as I can work out, it was a burrito, 205 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,880 two northern houses, and a male prostitute. 206 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:20,680 So, unusually, they had six hours to get the surprising thing delivered. 207 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,640 Shall we start? Yeah. OK, well, 208 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:25,880 a wise man once said Love always delivers. 209 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,840 So here she is. Good luck, Judi. 210 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:29,400 Alex? 211 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,400 Oh, good, I didn't have to call you twice. 212 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,600 Hello, Judi. 213 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,440 Delivery! 214 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:07,880 Go and have a little poke around, see what's in there. 215 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:10,000 You want to see if it's real. 216 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,480 I don't like it. 217 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:16,360 Well, you wanted something weird. 218 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:19,840 Surprising. OK, well thank you, Judi. 219 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,320 What do I do with it? 220 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:22,520 Cook it. Eat it. 221 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,880 Cook it and eat it. Yeah. OK. 222 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:30,160 I'll leave it to you, babes. Thank you, babes. 223 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,240 You can't bring it in here though. 224 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:35,040 APPLAUSE 225 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,080 I was quite surprised. Exactly. 226 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:42,120 I was surprised at how much I looked like the damn fish. 227 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,600 Yeah, well, I mean, you know, she fulfilled the brief, didn't she? 228 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,360 It's very out of character. Normally... 229 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,880 None of us saw a load of awful fish heads... Yeah. 230 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,120 ..on top of a skateboard. 231 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,120 Never expected that, did you, Alex? 232 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,560 And it skateboarded down to us. Mm. 233 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:03,200 I mean, come on. So you spent a fiver on a load of fish guts, 234 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:07,040 put them on someone else's skateboard, and the 45 went to...? 235 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,640 Nando's. 236 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:12,040 LAUGHTER Yeah. That is... 237 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,080 Very good. Very good. 238 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,400 Very strong opener. Who's next? It's a strong opener. 239 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,560 Just to let you know, Ben from the team 240 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,920 did make a fish stew with it and ate it, and apparently it's delicious. 241 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,000 Good that it didn't go to waste. What's next? 242 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:29,000 OK, here is the surprising thing that Ardal had delivered. 243 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,040 DOORBELL RINGS 244 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,400 Perfect. 245 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,720 What...what is it? It's an owl. 246 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:59,760 Well, it's not a real owl. It's a scarecrow owl. 247 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,840 Wind-operated. 248 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,320 At least I think it's wind. Might be wind. 249 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,440 There's nothing to wind... 250 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:09,880 It's wind-operated. 251 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:14,520 I think a bird would recognise this as a predator. 252 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:17,040 And would be very frightened. Birds are a menace. 253 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,360 OK, thank you, Ardal. 254 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,880 You're welcome. 255 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,400 If we had a little draft in here, 256 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,440 I think it would be more effective. 257 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,440 APPLAUSE 258 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:34,320 Now that we've all got to know each other a bit, Ardal, 259 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,880 I have to confess that 260 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,880 you bringing in a plastic scarecrow owl, 261 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,800 it was not a great shock to me. 262 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,440 Was that the first thing you thought? 263 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,960 Like, "Oh, he'll probably bring in a scarecrow owl?" 264 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,800 No, but it would've been in my top five guesses. 265 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:51,080 I mean, I'd say, like Judi's, it did look a bit like him, 266 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,120 don't you think? What? 267 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,080 You think Ardal looks like a scarecrow owl? 268 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:58,760 A little bit. Can we have a look at it? See if it looks like Ardal? 269 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,080 Yeah, it's the yellow eyes that give it away, isn't it? 270 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,480 It's the baffled look. 271 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,640 And the flat face, yeah. 272 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:17,000 Now that's the most surprising thing of this section. Yeah. 273 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,320 Good. Who's next? 274 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,400 Next up, we're going to have a delivery 275 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,640 straight from Ramsey Street. Ooh. 276 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,280 Ah. Thank you very much. 277 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,400 Thank you. Here we are. 278 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,040 Easy-peasy. 279 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,360 APPLAUSE 280 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:01,800 Not bad. Fair play to you. I wasn't expecting two things. 281 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,680 I wasn't expecting you to use an actual human baby, 282 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,360 and I wasn't expecting to have the confusing feelings 283 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:10,000 I had when you were beautifully shot walking across 284 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:13,000 the courtyard holding it. Double surprise. 285 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,920 JUDI: I feel a bit disturbed. Why? 286 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,560 He bought a baby online. 287 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,640 CHRIS: Oh, sorry, should it... 288 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:23,160 Would you have felt better if it was sent down the drive on a skateboard? 289 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,560 Yeah. Possibly. I mean, you bought a baby online. 290 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,640 Listen, I didn't buy a baby online. That's ridiculous. I've got a guy. 291 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,760 LAUGHTER 292 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,480 WHISPERS: That's the end of part one. 293 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:40,120 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 294 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,440 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 295 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:51,600 Hello. Thank you. Welcome back to Taskmaster. 296 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,400 Are we delivering tonight, Alex? 297 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,080 Well, you are, Greg, and the competitors are delivering too, 298 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,840 or at least they're trying to get 299 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,600 the most surprising thing delivered to 300 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:03,120 the Taskmaster house within six hours. 301 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,520 Now it's time for Duker's delivery. 302 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,000 Boop-boop. 303 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:14,040 Thank you. Alex? I got you something. 304 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,760 Just a present. 305 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,840 They're moving. Yeah. 306 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,360 There are loads and loads and loads of them. 307 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,320 That one's little little Alex. Thank you. 308 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,640 That one's little little little Alex. 309 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,080 I really like them. 310 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,840 I thought you could relate to them, in a way. 311 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:40,280 They're, like, very busy. They have no spine. 312 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:45,480 Lovely. All right, well, I'll... I'll deal with these. 313 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,480 Uh, bye-bye. Bye. Thanks for my delivery. 314 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,640 You are dark, man! 315 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,640 Sorry. 316 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,280 Slam. Yeah. Sophie slammed you. 317 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,720 She implied I'm an invertebrate. 318 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,600 She said you're a spineless worm. Oh, was that what you m...? 319 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:03,840 Oh, I see. Uh, no. No. There's no... Just loosey-goosey. 320 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,760 It was an absolutely revolting juxtaposition between 321 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,160 the pretty basket and the worms. 322 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:12,160 I was surprised, but I wasn't SURPRISED. 323 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,840 Little little Alex. 324 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,960 Little little points. 325 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,760 SHE EXHALES 326 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,600 Just so you know, the worms were liberated in the Taskmaster garden 327 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,160 and they're all happily crawling around out there. 328 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,040 Right. Who's next? 329 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,160 There's only one more. 330 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,960 Yes, it's a BRIDGEt too far. Here she is. 331 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,440 Ooh. 332 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,000 You've got 40 minutes left. 333 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,720 All right, give us a sec, then. 334 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,560 SHE MUMBLES 335 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,280 Oh, blimey. 336 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,760 ANGELIC MUSIC 337 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,960 Is that what you've had delivered? 338 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,200 Yes. 339 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,800 Do I take what he's offering me? Yeah, yeah. 340 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,280 He looks like a Welsh king. 341 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,520 You can speak to him. 342 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,560 Hello, hello. Are you a Welsh king? 343 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,280 SCRIBBLING 344 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,440 He's written, "I am King Owain Gwynedd. 345 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,480 "Word has reached the castle that you claim to be 346 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,520 "a direct descendant of me. 347 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,440 "You are not. Who do you think you are?" 348 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:15,880 He got in touch with me, 349 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,080 because he was very annoyed that 350 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:22,080 Greg was going around saying that he was a direct descendent. 351 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:25,160 Why is he holding Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick 352 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,800 by Ian Dury and The Blockheads? 353 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,560 Because that's the first record that Greg ever bought. Is it? 354 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:30,720 Yeah. 355 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,720 And why's he wearing a kaftan? 356 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,760 Because Greg wears them on holiday. 357 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,880 Why's the king wearing a tiny swimming hat? 358 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:42,520 Because Greg swam for his county when he was 12. 359 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,960 So I just said, "If you're here anyway, 360 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,480 "I've got these other things that I know about him. 361 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,480 "Do you want to do that, as well?" 362 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,400 Thank you so much. 363 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,280 Do you want to get off? OK. 364 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,760 ANGELIC MUSIC 365 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,440 Thank you. OK. 366 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,680 OK. Bye-bye. OK, see you soon. Bye. 367 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,720 APPLAUSE 368 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:09,360 It's very hard to find out anything about you at all. You are very... 369 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,240 Well, you did a pretty good job, Bridget. I read every interview. 370 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,800 And those are the four facts you found out? 371 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,920 There's nothing about you anywhere. 372 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,240 Also, do you know what? 373 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,880 None of your family or friends would talk about you. 374 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,400 So are you telling me, in that six hours, 375 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:24,480 you researched him 376 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,080 and tried to call his family and friends? I did, yeah. 377 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,600 Yeah, who did you ring? I... 378 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:32,240 My mum will tell you anything for a fiver. No. 379 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:35,120 I wanted to find something out from your childhood 380 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,920 that even you might not have remembered. 381 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,960 Oh, you need a therapist for that, babes. 382 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,280 Yeah, she did try and contact your GP amongst other people. 383 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,520 Yeah. Yeah, they didn't talk. Mm-hm, yeah. 384 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,960 No-one would talk to me. No-one would talk, weirdly. 385 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,320 I am related to Owain Gwynedd the First, Prince of Wales. I am. 386 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,760 You were trying to make out I wasn't. I am. 387 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,680 Well, you... There's conflicting... 388 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,280 There's no conflicting thing. I am of direct royal lineage. 389 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,920 This is exactly what it said, 390 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:04,240 that you were very quite sensitive about it, and get quite... 391 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,560 I lie about Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick being my first single, 392 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,840 cos I think it's much cooler than the truth, 393 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,920 which is Roger Whittaker's song about 394 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,520 a dragon called Google Eye. 395 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,440 LAUGHTER 396 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:21,240 It was very thorough, very creepy. Let's make some judgements. 397 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:24,480 Right. I'm really going to mess with your system a little bit. OK. 398 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:28,280 I'm going to give two points to two people. OK, I can... OK? 399 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,560 I can cope with that. 400 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,760 So, to Ardal, I'm going to give two points, 401 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,080 and to Sophie's worm basket, I'm giving two points. 402 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,560 OK. Two to Ardal. OK? Two to Sophie. Got it. 403 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,520 Then we jump up to four points. Oh, do we now? 404 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,400 Cos I really started to get surprised. Right. 405 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,760 No-one could've predicted that 406 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,280 Judi Love would've sent some fish heads on a skateboard 407 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,720 down that drive. I'm going to give her four points. 408 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,560 Well done, Judi. And another four points... Right. 409 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:53,000 ..also goes to the lady who put in so much research in such 410 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,440 a short time into my life, Bridget Christie. 411 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,920 OK. But I was most genuinely surprised to see a man bring 412 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,800 a human baby through the gate. 413 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:04,360 Yes, and that is what is wrong with society. 414 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,880 Nevertheless, five points to Chris Ramsey. Five points to Chris Ramsey. 415 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,560 What are the scores, Alex? 416 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,080 Sophie's at the bottom with five. 417 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:14,280 Judi, who's not won an episode, is in the lead with eight points. 418 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,880 - Oh! - Ooh. APPLAUSE 419 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:20,960 It's time for the next task. 420 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,000 The task starts outside a lovely old barn with a lovely old blanket 421 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:27,440 and our lovely old contestants. Off we go. Lovely. 422 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:41,560 Hi, Alex. Hello, Judi. Hi, Sophie. 423 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:45,000 Hey. Is there, like, a big hole underneath? 424 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,680 Did you think that was a trap? Maybe a hole or something. 425 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:55,960 Careful. 426 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,600 SHE SCREAMS Why's it got eyes? 427 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,520 So it can see. Is it a snake? 428 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,880 "Make the longest cup snake 429 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,920 "and lie down next to it outside this building." 430 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,440 On the floor? I've got to lie on the floor? 431 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,200 You can lie on that nice little picnic blanket. 432 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,560 You may only leave the building twice. 433 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,440 You have ten minutes, your time starts now. 434 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,760 What's a cup snake? 435 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,640 Is that a cup snake? 436 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,160 It's not a very long one. 437 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,800 Your time starts now. 438 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,080 DOOR CREAKS 439 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:33,760 It's like one of them horror films, 440 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,800 and the black person always get killed first. 441 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,480 I don't want to go in there. 442 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,800 Oh, my God! 443 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,560 It's literally filled with cups. 444 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,600 APPLAUSE 445 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,600 The horror that you all felt when you opened the door 446 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,040 to reveal some cups on the table fascinated me. 447 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,880 "Oh, God!" 448 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,520 Like it was the most sickening thing you'd ever seen. 449 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,240 The last thing I expected to see. 450 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,440 And there was a lot of cups. It was intimidating. 451 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,480 It was terrifying. Yeah. It was really weird. 452 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,240 Right, let's crack on. OK, well, 453 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,800 we're going to see three cup snakes first of all, 454 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,120 and the boa constructors - thank you - 455 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,680 are Ardal, Chris, and Sophie. Woo! 456 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,760 How many do you think there are, Chris? About 1,000. 457 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,880 About 1,000? 458 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,120 500 or 1,000, depending on my maths. 459 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,040 OK, well, the clock is ticking. 460 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,680 And I can only leave twice. Uh-huh. 461 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,520 And I'm in now. Yes. 462 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,000 What's a cup snake? 463 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:48,360 Less haste. More speed. Less speed. More haste. 464 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,840 What's the difference between haste and speed? 465 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:55,280 Haste is bad. Speed is good. 466 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,760 Speeding up now, Alex. 467 00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:00,720 Oh, OK. Why's that, then? Cos there's a time limit. 468 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,600 Is it quite a short limit? 469 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,080 I would imagine so. 470 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,560 What's the world record for the largest cup snake ever? 471 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,440 Do you want me to look it up? Yeah, please. OK. 472 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,280 Some of them have measured up to 175 metres long. 473 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,520 A cup snake? Uh-huh. 474 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,120 Some people have got too much time on their hands, man. 475 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,680 You making lots of little snakes? 476 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,080 Yeah. And then they're going to fuse together to become 477 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,720 a big daddy snake. 478 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,000 Well, fortune favours the brave. I've heard that. 479 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,440 Come on, my beauties. 480 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,160 Are you quite pleased with your technique? 481 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,960 I'll tell you when I'm done. 482 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,480 Would you mind lying down next to your snake? 483 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,080 I think I deserve a good rest after that. 484 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:46,160 Ah. WHISTLE BLOWS 485 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,200 Thank you, Ardal. You're welcome, Alex. 486 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,720 How much time? You've got 30 seconds. 487 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,600 SHE GRUNTS 488 00:23:56,280 --> 00:24:00,440 SHE PANTS 489 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,440 WHISTLE BLOWS 490 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,200 I was sort of thinking you might lie on the tablecloth. Yeah. 491 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,440 Thought it was a trick. 492 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,160 You still think there's a hole underneath it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 493 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:16,720 HE PANTS, WHISTLE BLOWS 494 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,600 Quite a bendy one. 495 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,440 Apparently that's a good thing. 496 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,120 APPLAUSE 497 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:29,280 Impressive all round, I thought. I thought good systems, consistent. 498 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,280 Just so you know, there were exactly 1,000 cups, 499 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,720 so Chris's maths were remarkable. 500 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,960 He went in, went, "There's either 1,000 or 500," 501 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,840 pretty much straight away. I did say 1,000, yeah. 502 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,200 Sometimes, not often, 503 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,960 but sometimes they're not bad at things. Yeah. 504 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,640 Ardal's is 856. 505 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,840 Ooh. Interesting that we're all going ooh, 506 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,040 when we've got no context whatsoever, isn't it? 507 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,320 856 is... I've given you context. Ooh. 508 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:55,000 It's a green anaconda, whereas Chris is like a green anaconda 509 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,400 with an eagle in its mouth. 510 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,720 9.66 metres. ALL: Ooh. 9.66 metres. 511 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,440 Ooh! And back down for Sophie. 512 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,520 Remember we've got 856, 966. 513 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,680 Sophie - 8... 514 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:09,560 ..77. Second place at the moment. We need a break. 515 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,440 Just time for you to run upstairs 516 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,160 and wake up your kids by standing outside their bedroom doors 517 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,360 and shouting a list of the sacrifices you made 518 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,400 to have them. 519 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,840 We'll see you in a bit. 520 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,360 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 521 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,240 Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster. Alex, recap, please. 522 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,680 Before the break, the contestants were trying to make 523 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,280 the longest cup snake. They can only leave the building twice 524 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,560 and so far, we've had three fine examples from cup snake newbies 525 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:45,000 Ardal, Chris, and Sophie. Two to go, it's Bridget and Judi. 526 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:50,240 Oh, my God. There's so many cups. 527 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,400 Uh-huh. 528 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,800 There doesn't seem to be anything to put them together with. 529 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:56,840 Ooh. 530 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,560 Aw. 531 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,640 I literally put one foot... OK. 532 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,440 What's your plan? 533 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:11,480 My plan is to stack them up as tall as I can, 534 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:15,560 and then, I mean, this is going to take up the ten minutes. 535 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:19,680 It's a fair old puzzle. I've already gone out accidentally once... 536 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,440 Yeah. ..so I've kind of stuffed myself a little bit. 537 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,840 Yes. 538 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,000 Alex, can you help me stack them? 539 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,520 Maybe. 540 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,920 Cos it doesn't say on the task that I can't. 541 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,760 I mean, that's taken me forever. 542 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,560 You want me to get on with this table? 543 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,560 Yeah. All of them. All of them. 544 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,200 I think this, nothing to do with it. 545 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,400 And she's gone. 546 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,280 I'll go and find a stick or something. 547 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,760 Oh, Alex, you are. 548 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,280 Yeah, I got a big one. 549 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,600 Should we get this little one here? 550 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,800 OK. 551 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,360 Mm. 552 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,840 What are you...? Bridget? 553 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:01,920 Are you all right? 554 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,040 LAUGHING: Don't make me laugh, please. 555 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,600 You've two and a half minutes. 556 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,000 Ooh, this is going to be a big long snake, isn't it? 557 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,120 Yeah, is it going to be a cup snake? 558 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,000 Yeah, cos the head is a cup. 559 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,440 Right. Where we going? 560 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,520 Just there, isn't it? Oh, right. 561 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,840 You can drop your end. 562 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,520 I'm going to. I'm going to count. one... 563 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,640 No, but you can drop your end. 564 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,840 Will it be better this way? 565 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,400 Have you got any glue or anything? 566 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:40,800 Have I got...? No. 567 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,400 20 seconds. 568 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,520 There. 569 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,680 I see, so that's turning it into a cup snake, is it? 570 00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:58,920 That's a cup snake. 571 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,040 ALEX BLOWS WHISTLE 572 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,960 BLOWS WHISTLE 573 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,680 That's your time up, Bridget. 574 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,040 Oh. 575 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,560 Wow. 576 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,240 Cup queen. 577 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,160 I mean, Judi, you were incredibly efficient. 578 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,320 Cos I move like a snake. 579 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:24,560 I mean, it, it was just genuinely impressive. 580 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,680 Um, Bridget, a more... 581 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,760 A more unique approach. 582 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,440 It was very creative, you know, 583 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,080 and, well, I stepped out of the barn and fucked myself, so. 584 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,360 LAUGHTER 585 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:50,600 A lit... A little more honest in terms of the analysis, yeah. 586 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,960 Well, look, Bridget's cup, she did reach back in and grab some cups, 587 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,800 so decorated her log with cups. Are we happy with the cup snake? 588 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,840 Yes, I, I am allowing it as a, as a cup snake. 589 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,320 Lovely. It was the shortest. 590 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,120 Exactly five metres, a Burmese python. 591 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,480 So Bridget gets one point for her five metre snake, 592 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,400 then it's Ardal with two points, 8.5, 593 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,640 Sophie 8.7, three points, 594 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,200 Chris 9.6, gets four points. 595 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,000 Judi, as long as a green anaconda 596 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,640 clinging onto the back of a Yamaha motorbike with its teeth. 597 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,680 It's 11.21 metres, so it's five points for Judi Love. 598 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,440 She takes it. Let's have another one. 599 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,720 OK, it's time for us all to have a lovely waggle in the shower. 600 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,120 Off we go. 601 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,840 Ooh. 602 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,000 Have I got to find a task in here? 603 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,120 God. 604 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,960 Oh. Hello. 605 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,080 There's a little Narnian adventure there. 606 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,480 HE LAUGHS 607 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,760 "Poke a part of your body out of the shower curtain 608 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,440 "and waggle it about for ten seconds." 609 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:09,120 So you'll be within the circle, with the shower curtain closed. 610 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,080 Yes. Something will emerge. 611 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,440 That's part of my body. 612 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,880 Waggling. 613 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,600 The Taskmaster will guess what part of the body it is. 614 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,640 The biggest part of the body that 615 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:22,960 the Taskmaster incorrectly identifies wins. 616 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,480 "You must poke your body part out of the shower curtain 617 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:29,160 "and waggle it about within the next 15 minutes." 618 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,080 OK. 619 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,840 It's got to poke a bit out. 620 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,640 Poke a bit out, exactly. 621 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,200 I'm thinking how could I disguise my arse as a head? Is that possible? 622 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,400 I've only got a limited number of body parts, 623 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,200 so, I mean, uh, I'll pick one of them. 624 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,600 I should be able to do that in the next few minutes. OK. 625 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,720 OK. 626 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,200 Anything I can get you? Could I have a wooden spoon, please? 627 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,560 On its way. 628 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,000 With some yoghurt on it. 629 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,280 No, no, no, yoghurt. Hold the yoghurt. OK. 630 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:57,880 And Sellotape. 631 00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,680 You all right, Judi? 632 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,600 Yeah. Have you got a plan? 633 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,000 Yeah. 634 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,120 This is a very bad idea. Ah. 635 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,800 My body is here, 636 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,840 so I don't know why I'm going to get something. 637 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,440 To hide the part of the body. 638 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,800 ARDAL: I've changed my plans. 639 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,200 OK. I have a wooden spoon, Sellotape, and a marker. 640 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,320 And I don't need any of them. 641 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,440 OK. 642 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,200 I've got my trousers on my head, so I'm not OK. 643 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:35,520 Um, Ardal, I am sort of intrigued by the wooden spoon 644 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,640 and the yoghurt. Will that become apparent? 645 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,400 I imagine the thinking at 646 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,960 the time was that I if I could maybe beat some part of my body 647 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,640 with the wooden spoon, it might swell into a... 648 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,040 LAUGHTER 649 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,720 I imagine that would be it. 650 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,040 ..into an unlikely shape. I don't know. 651 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,280 I, I feel stupid for asking. 652 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,760 And, and the yoghurt was to calm it down afterwards? 653 00:31:58,800 --> 00:31:59,880 Absolutely. Exactly. 654 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,160 Are you ready to look at something waggly 655 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,960 and try to work out what it is? I am. OK, well, good luck. 656 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:10,960 First up, Greg, what part of Judi Love is this? 657 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,920 It's been my policy throughout this 658 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,600 to think of you as doing the least possible activity. 659 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,000 I always put the effort in, Greg. 660 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,440 I'm going to stand by my theory. 661 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,400 I'm going to say that that's your foot. 662 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,240 That's what I'm going to say. 663 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,920 You have poor old Ardal's covered himself in yoghurt 664 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,960 and whacking himself with a stick... 665 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,360 ..and I think you just put your foot out. 666 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,760 OK, well, 667 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,160 are you ready to see what part of Judi that is... 668 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,560 Yeah. ..within the shoe? OK, here we go. 669 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,120 Let's see what it is. 670 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,640 Ooh. Nice work. 671 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,080 Thank you, Judi. Thank you. 672 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,520 Well, there we go. We have a point on the board. 673 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,200 Wow. Yeah. Serves me right. 674 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,400 Can I be honest with you? 675 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,480 Yeah. 676 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,640 My process of thinking was so lazy that I forgot that 677 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,600 I'd done that. I thought it was my foot. 678 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,680 LAUGHTER 679 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,280 We're going to see another one now. 680 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,040 We're going to see Chris Ramsey next, 681 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,640 so can he also deceive you, Greg? 682 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:17,960 Have a look at this. 683 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,640 Well, it can only be his hand or his foot. 684 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,080 It's uncharacteristic for Chris to be lazy, 685 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,000 that's why I'm not going straight for arm. 686 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,160 Or am I double-bluffing you? Or are you double-bluffing me? 687 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,720 Let's say it is a double bluff and say it's his arm. 688 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,800 OK. Let's have a look. Is it Chris Ramsey's arm? 689 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,840 Ooh. 690 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,920 He's on the cow. 691 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,240 And I think we all know a foot is bigger than a hand. 692 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,200 It was a foot and a bit of shin. 693 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,560 God. OK, well, it's Ardal next. 694 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,320 This is going to be difficult because whatever body part it is, 695 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,160 it's going to be beaten out of shape. 696 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,360 Have a look at this and do your best. 697 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,480 He was in there for 15 minutes. 698 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,360 It's hard to believe that a wooden spoon could do that much damage. 699 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,000 What is that, Greg? 700 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,800 It's Ardal's arm, obviously. 701 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,360 Let's have a look. 702 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,760 You, you can come out now, Ardal. 703 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,960 Thank you. 704 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,840 Ooh... Ooh. 705 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,680 Do you want to go back into the nice balloon place? OK. 706 00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:47,560 Oh, why aren't you wearing trousers? 707 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,680 You didn't need to not wear trousers. 708 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:53,240 I don't know. I r... I just d... I don't know. 709 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,720 What were you doing in there? 710 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,000 I don't know, Greg. 711 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,760 He was hoping that you would think it was his neck. 712 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,240 So that was his plan. 713 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,080 What the? What are you talking about? 714 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,680 Oh, my God. I'm going to die. 715 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,600 I was sure you would think it was my neck. 716 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:14,200 I mean, there was a, a, like a, like my the face. 717 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:18,480 Oh, the face? Yes. Right. 718 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:24,920 Just one part to go until someone curses Bridget Christie while dragging a door home. 719 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,320 See you in a bit. 720 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:40,440 Hello, and welcome back for the final time today. 721 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,520 Before the break, I was having to work very hard, wasn't I, Alex? 722 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,200 Oh, you were. And I always think you do, 723 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:48,680 despite what you might read in my secret diary. 724 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:51,400 The current task sees the comedians poke 725 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,400 a body part through a shower curtain and waggle it about. 726 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,240 The biggest body part incorrectly 727 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,640 identified by Greg wins. 728 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,280 Ready, Greg? GREG CHUCKLES LIGHTLY 729 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,720 Mm-hm. Next, it's time to get soapy in the sh... 730 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,240 Uh, Sophie in the shower. Here we go. 731 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,640 I knew you would commit to this. 732 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,280 And my instinct is you've dislocated something. 733 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,600 SOPHIE LAUGHS 734 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,960 I genuinely haven't got a clue what that is. 735 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,400 Aw. 736 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:30,160 It's not your leg. So it can only be your arm? 737 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,120 Greg, you need to give me an answer. 738 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,840 I'm going to, I'm going to say it's her weird limp arm then. 739 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,840 So let's see what part of Sophie that is. 740 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,640 Oh, she's a genius. 741 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,000 Oh. Hey. 742 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,240 Hi, Sophie. Hey. 743 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,120 Yeah. Comfortable? 744 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,520 Not at all. Not at all. 745 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,280 All right. OK. 746 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,680 Thanks, Sophie. 747 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,240 That was brilliant. Thank you. 748 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:58,080 Well, look, the last person to see is Bridget Christie, 749 00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,920 so what part of her is this? 750 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,040 That's actually terrifying. 751 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,240 It's one of two things. 752 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,280 You've put your hat on top of your foot, 753 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,960 thus, and you're nodding. 754 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,360 Or you've just stuck a sheet over your head. 755 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,320 Bridget's just stuck her head under a sheet 756 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,520 and then put her hat on top of it. 757 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,360 Well, let's see. 758 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,200 Right, well, let's find out what part of the body this is. 759 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:42,880 There you are. Hi. 760 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,000 It was your head? It, it was, yes. 761 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,920 You're hiding in plain sight. Mm-hm. 762 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,400 Thank you, Bridget. Thanks. 763 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,640 There we go. 764 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,120 Aww. Very good. 765 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,400 Well. Three people have fooled you. 766 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:57,400 Definitely got a foot, we've definitely got a hand, a lower limb, 767 00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:01,520 and then we had the hair. So it's whether the hair counts. 768 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,600 And, does it? Scientifically, a body part is defined as any part of 769 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,120 an organism such as an organ or extremity. 770 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,560 Hair is an accessory organ of the skin, scientifically. 771 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,440 I think it's a fair judgment. I'm going to give them five points each. 772 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,960 OK. So Judi also fooled you. How many points does she get? 773 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,040 She gets four points. So it's four to Judi, five to Chris, 774 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,960 and five to Sophie. Right. And that's it. 775 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,680 Quick look at the scores, then. 776 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,680 Yes, well, she's still in the lead. 777 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,000 Judi could win the episode. 778 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,000 She's currently in the lead with 17 points. 779 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,280 Whoa. 780 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,480 OK, everybody, 781 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,640 please make your way to the stage for the final task of the show. 782 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,600 Hello, my sweet. 783 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:49,760 Hi, mate. 784 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,080 Who will read this task for us? 785 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,960 Bridget Christie's going to read this one. 786 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,640 "Write down how many tin cans you think can fit in your bag. 787 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:01,080 "The highest predicted number fitted in a zipped-up bag 788 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,400 "within one minute wins. 789 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,760 "If you don't zip up your bag or fit your predicted number 790 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,680 "of tin cans in your bag, you will be disqualified. 791 00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:11,680 "After Alex blows his whistle, 792 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:14,280 "you will have ten seconds to write down your number." 793 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,120 Ten second to write down one number. 794 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:19,280 Your ten second starts on the whistle. 795 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,760 BLOWS WHISTLE 796 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,280 Oh, God. 797 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:26,920 BLOWS WHISTLE 798 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,000 OK, Ardal, please tell me your number and then hang your number off 799 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,480 the front little nail on your table. 800 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,600 I'm going to go for 35. 801 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,880 Lovely. 802 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,640 Wow. Well, that is bold. 803 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,640 OK, Bridget, your turn to reveal your number. 804 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,080 LAUGHTER 805 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,360 54. 806 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,760 54, and, Greg, at this point, I will reveal how many cans there are. 807 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:49,880 Yeah. 808 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,480 55. 809 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,440 Wow. 810 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:54,840 Chris Ramsey now. 811 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,040 Yes, I've gone for 30. Judi. 812 00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,920 I was going to say 20, and then my hand slipped, and 30. 813 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:02,520 So it's 30? 814 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,240 In Jamaica, that's a two. 815 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,680 Finally, Sophie Duker, how many cans? 29. 816 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,120 One lower than mine, and you lot went, "Oh!" 817 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,880 So if you all succeed, 818 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,400 Bridget will win and Sophie will get one point. 819 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,080 Obviously there's a chance no-one will succeed. 820 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,760 We're going to find out in a second. Your time starts... 821 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,000 BLOWS WHISTLE 822 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,760 Oh, my God. There's a trick, there it is. 823 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,120 What's the trick, Judi? Some of them are stuck together. 824 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,200 Some of them are stuck together, Greg. 825 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:35,280 It's good they're wearing boots. 826 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,040 Chris is unpacking. 827 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,520 Ooh. 828 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,240 No, no, no, it came out of there. Came out of there. Here we go. 829 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:42,840 It must be fully zipped up. 830 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,400 Yes. We have a zipped up bag. We have a zipped up bag, 831 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:47,920 that's a relief. 832 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,960 Problems... Problems for Bridget. 833 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,160 Your bag must be fully zipped. 834 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,400 Oh, fuck off. 835 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,880 My zip is broken. 836 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:00,280 BLOWS WHISTLE 837 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,360 It wasn't broken before. Please step back. Please step back. 838 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,680 Right, now in a very orderly way, uh, Alex is going to count the cans. 839 00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:09,440 Yes. Hello, Ardal. 840 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,640 Hi, Alex. Let the count commence. 841 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,360 He started with a big three, that's three there. 842 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,920 Four. 843 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,400 14. 844 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,000 20. 845 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,040 31. 846 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,120 34. 847 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,800 35. 848 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,640 It's an empty bag. 849 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,240 APPLAUSE 850 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,960 Well done. 851 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,240 His trousers are still on. 852 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:51,320 That is an incredible opener. 853 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,440 Let's start the count for bag two. Alex. 854 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,320 Or, will we? 855 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,040 AUDIENCE: Aw! 856 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,800 I'm afraid we won't. No. 857 00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:01,280 Bridget is disqualified. Alex, move on, please. 858 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,920 Yeah, OK. CANS CLATTER 859 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,120 Two, four, six. 860 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,640 Loud. 861 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,080 27. 862 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,520 28. 863 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,960 29. 864 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,640 Yeah, he's done it, hasn't he? 865 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,640 30. Ah. 866 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,480 It's an empty bag. 867 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,800 Right, we've got a second place. Or, have we? 868 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:34,400 Judi. 869 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:35,760 I'm pissed off. 870 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,920 Why? 871 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:38,760 I got panicky and stopped counting. 872 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,080 I went out like a black woman on a Saturday at a market. 873 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,080 I was just packing everything in there. 874 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,920 We we've all been there. 875 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,600 There's yam, banana, there's plantain. There's everything. 876 00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,280 I'm going to count her cans. 877 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,600 Just to confirm, if there's not 30 cans, 878 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,080 Judi's disqualified. 879 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,680 Let the count commence. 880 00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:58,360 Three. That's good. 881 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,080 Six. Good start. 882 00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:09,360 26. 883 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,120 27. 884 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,080 28. 885 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,120 29. 886 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,720 30. 887 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,200 32. 888 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,240 Judi. 889 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,960 So close. 890 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,680 Don't touch me. 891 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,560 That is absolutely heart-breaking. 892 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:34,800 Let's move on. 893 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,840 There goes my chance of winning. 894 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,520 Hello, Sophie. You predicted 29. 895 00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,040 Hi. Yeah. 896 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,080 Ready? 897 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,840 Yeah. 898 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,320 Two, five. 899 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,080 CANS CLATTER 900 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,840 Quiet, quiet, sh. 901 00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:00,280 24. 902 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:02,960 26. 903 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:05,440 27. 904 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:07,920 28. 905 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,320 It's an empty bag. 28 cans. AUDIENCE: Aw! 906 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,120 Hey, come on down 907 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,720 and let's see how that's affected the final scores. 908 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,840 APPLAUSE 909 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,520 Pretty exciting. 910 00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,800 It really was. I mean, Ardal. It really was. 911 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,200 Ardal did really well putting all his... I was great. 912 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:35,960 Yes. You were a great guy in the task. 913 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,640 So he does get the five points, and Chris, uh, got four points. 914 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,000 He was the only other person who completed the task. 915 00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,640 Means a few different things. 916 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,320 The first and most awful thing is it means that if Judi had written 917 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,760 the number one and then put one can in a bag 918 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,200 and zipped it up, she would've won the episode. 919 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:52,560 AUDIENCE: Aw! 920 00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,400 Hey. I have to say, that does feel like quite a cruel statistic. 921 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,960 In fact, if she'd written zero and just zipped it up, 922 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,480 she would've won the episode. 923 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,520 I'm really sorry, Judi. 924 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,960 I'm sorry. It also means, series-wise, 925 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,400 it's tighter than it's been for some time. 926 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:15,560 Judi's on 129, Ardal, 138, Bridget, 139, 927 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,920 Chris, 149, Sophie in the lead with 151. 928 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:22,000 Two points in it, one episode to go. 929 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,400 Blimey. 930 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,640 Exac... I was going to use that word. 931 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,040 And? Mummy wouldn't let me. 932 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,440 So in this particular episode, 933 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,800 Judi is in second place with 17, but in the lead, 934 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,200 and the winner with 19, it's Chris Ramsey. 935 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:38,280 Oh. 936 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,880 Wow! 937 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,000 Chris Ramsey wins. 938 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,800 Please head up to handle your handles. 939 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000 So what have we learnt today? 940 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,280 We've learnt a lot. 941 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,600 We've learnt that Judi Love thinks she looks like a fish. 942 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,600 We've learnt that Chris Ramsey can tell you how many cups there are in 943 00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,880 a room with just one glance. 944 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,880 But what we haven't learnt, and what we might never learn, 945 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,880 is what Ardal O'Hanlon was doing with a wooden spoon 946 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,440 and some yoghurt in a shower for 15 minutes. 947 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,200 Just one show left, 948 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:18,000 and one big round of applause left for tonight's winner, Chris Ramsey. 949 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,680 APPLAUSE 950 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:43,160 Subtitles by Red Bee Media