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Wham.
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BELL RINGS
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TYPEWRITER CLACKS
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GAS PS
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Oh!
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No!
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Shut up!
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Oh, be caref... Ah.
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Aaargh!
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What?
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APPLAUSE
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Hello.
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I am Greg Davis.
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Welcome to Taskmaster.
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What is potential?
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When I was a little boy a school
teacher told my parents I had none.
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By the end of that year
he had witnessed me rustle
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a wild stallion to the ground
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and skitter up the side
of the BT tower
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like a giant mother-loving lizard.
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We all have potential,
we can all unlock.
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With the exception, it seems,
of most of the following people.
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Please give a warm welcome
to Dara 0 Briain.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Fern Brady.
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John Kearns.
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Mun ya Chawawa.
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And Sarah Millican.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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And now for a man who was
once chased and bitten by a peacock
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in an incident he refers to as "the
day I lost my children's respect."
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It's...
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HIGH PITCHED VOICE:
..Little Alex Horne.
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APPLAUSE
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Hello, everyone. Hello, Greg.
Hi.
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I've got news.
Uh-oh.
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Of my new project.
Oh, yeah?
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A line of clothing -
it's called Simply Alex.
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Would you like me to describe it?
Yep.
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Well, it's for unique occasions.
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You know when sometimes
your fingers are cold
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but your hands are warm,
so I've got these,
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these are called glove less fingers.
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Glove less fingers for
the thumb there, of course.
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I've also got...there's a
pant-less crotch.
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You know in this area?
Yep. That's the end.
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OK.
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It's a good job
I can't roundhouse any more.
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Prize task, then.
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What category did I suggest
this time, my furry chum?
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Oh, just another bloody brilliant
one from Mr Brilliant
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your bloody brilliant bloody bloke
because you asked them to bring in
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the greatest addition to a garden.
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AUDIENCE: 00000!
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OK. john, hello.
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Hello. You all right?
Yeah.
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I brought in, er,
I brought in a maze.
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Here's his maze.
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Oh, big maze.
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Yeah. Have you brought in a maze?
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Well, I didn't bring in a maze, no.
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I brought in a Leylandii plant.
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This is what all mazes
are made out of.
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So, you haven't brought in
a maze, you've brought in one plant?
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I would have brought in
a maze if I could.
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You love a maze?
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I do love a maze, yeah.
He loves a maze.
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Yeah, and I'd be as impressed if
you'd brought in a stone and said,
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"This is a potential pyramid."
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I mean, it's weak. Guy's a fool.
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Sarah...
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What I've brought in is something
that I've used every single time
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I've sat in the garden
when it's been sunny
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and it is the complete works
of Shakespeare.
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Oh, hang on, john,
you're back in the game.
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Here it is.
Perfect...Perfect for the garden.
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Well, I use a heavy book every
single time I'm in the garden
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to keep my Magnum wrapper
from flying away.
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Like this.
Lovely... Lovely.
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APPLAUSE
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He'd be pleased. Don't you think
Shakespeare would be pleased
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that I'm using his...?
I think he'd be mortified.
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His whole life's works holding down
your Magnum wrapper!
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Fortunately for you
he's not scoring this.
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Dara...
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I brought a thermometer.
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But it's a thermometer
that also proves that I was
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an advertising model
in 1920s France.
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And also, since, on trips
to France I've discovered
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it's actually a really iconic ad
in France.
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There's a whole second career
for you over there.
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I was quite the character in 1920s
France, yeah, with my Pastis Olive.
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Wow. Which is olive oil, I presume?
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I don't know.
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I just did the gig.
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Incredible. Hello, Fern.
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Uh, so mine is a pizza oven.
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It's a fancy one.
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I've got a pizza oven as well
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and I started the fire inside it.
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I found this one really hard
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cos I don't enjoy being
in my garden at all.
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I live in a horrible bit
of south east London
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so a lot of being in the garden
is just listening to drug dealers
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shout at each other
or trying to ignore
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a woman dry-heaving in my garden.
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Just to remind you -
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you're watching the light
entertainment show Taskmaster.
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Sorry!
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Mun ya, can you beat any of these?
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I can G-Wagon, so...
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I don't mind G-Wagon.
OK. Make a note.
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I brought in the bird
that changed my life.
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I'm from Zimbabwe
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and when we moved to England
we moved to Norwich
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so virtually indistinguishable.
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Now, there was a lack of wildlife
in Norwich
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so I started to get very homesick
untill met Smooth Rupert, OK?
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Oh, my God.
Smooth Rupert is a blackbird
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who would fly into my garden.
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All the birds were loving it.
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He was the bird equivalent
of Snoop Dog, OK?
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Obviously, I couldn't bring
him in but I did bring in
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a re-incarnation of Smooth Rupert
as I remember him.
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He's a smooth guy.
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Um, OK.
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What you on about?
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You looked out your window
and you saw a blackbird.
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You went, "I'm going to call
that Smooth Rupert"?
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You've never looked out the window
and seen a pigeon and gone,
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"That's an Aggressive Dylan"?
No.
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He won me back a little bit there.
Yeah.
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Let me give some points out.
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So, what is the least great
addition to a garden?
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You know you would have said it was
a solitary tree, wouldn't you?
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Until you saw a pizza oven
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that someone had tipped
lighter fluid over.
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One point.
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Right, one point to Fern.
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Two points to Smooth Rupert.
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Three points to
a ragged individual tree.
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I think Dara's reward
is infamy around France
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and I think Sarah's doing
a little bit for making
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the Bard relevant
to a modern audience,
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and against all odds
I'm going to give it five points.
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There we go.
Five points to Sarah Millican.
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APPLAUSE
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Task time.
Yes, it is.
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So, let's get the bubbles flowing.
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Hey, Alex.
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Hello, Mun ya.
Please enter the magical sphere.
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Thanks.
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Hi, Fern, please enter
the wonderful ball. OK.
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Please enter the enchanted orb.
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You have to go into
the plastic igloo.
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The futuristic globule.
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SHE GASPS
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I didn't know you can pens that clip
together like that.
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I'm 46 and I've never wanted
something more in my life.
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Oh, turn on the bubble machine.
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You may not step off
or move the doormat.
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Fastest wins.
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Your time starts now.
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That's the bubble machine?
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Yes.
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Um...
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Uh, power? Urn...
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Where's the charger
for the bubble machine?
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Turn it on how -
mechanically or sexually?
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Looks like we cut in the nick of
time before Mun ya made sweet,
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sweet love to a bubble machine.
Again.
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Um, let's just crack on.
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First, we're going to see Fern
and Dara in the dome.
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OK.
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So you've given me these special
pens that hook together.
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Rubbish.
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I'm missing the thing that turns on
the bubble machine.
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About 12 volts, I imagine.
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Yeah, where have you put it?
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Is it underneath something?
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Oh-oh, ho-ho! Right.
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Ha-ha ha-ha!
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That was dead clever, eh?
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Stop. Let's have you two batteries.
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What do the batteries operate?
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They don't operate this, do they?
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Oh, be care... Ah.
Oops!
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These can't be for no reason.
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OK.
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Uh...
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Ha-ha!
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Ah!
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Oh!
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This is the correct source of power
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but I need to be able to open it.
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Yes.
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There's only two batteries!
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Oh, no.
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Oh, that's cruel.
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That's not going to be enough.
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I'm a little bit tired now.
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Tired?
Yeah.
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I keep looking at you, cactus,
as if you're the key to this.
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That doesn't sound right.
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What if the battery
is uncler the car?
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Dara?
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So, where do you think...
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SHE SIGHS
Ugh, fuck's sake.
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Ah, ha-ha! Oh, sneaky.
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Oh, that's irritating.
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FERN LAUGHS
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APPLAUSE
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I'll stop the clock.
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Thank you, Fern.
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It was pretty fun.
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Congratulations, Dara.
Thank you.
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Do you know the last thing my
wife said to me before I came
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to Taskmaster today?
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Always check under the table.
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AUDIENCE: O000h!
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So you didn't heed your
wife's advice. I did not, no.
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You looked like you were having
a great time to me, Dara.
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I was... It was loads of fun, yep.
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Dara was quite scientific about it.
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He wondered if it was
a battery-powered cactus
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and that that's where we'd
hidden the batteries
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whereas Fern was more
an instinct, really.
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At one point she said,
"I need to get in the car."
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But I still solved it in
the same way as Dara so.
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You did. Did you solve it in
the same speed as
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the scientific chuntering Dara?
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Well, they both did about
five minutes
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I'll be more vague this time -
about five minutes.
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That'll certainly keep everyone on
the edge of their seat, won't it?
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About five.
Well, Dara was six minutes 35,
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Fern seven minutes 40,
so about five minutes.
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Now, a break from the norm.
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When you tuck your kids into bed,
instead of reading them
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a bedtime story tonight, tell
them the truth -
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they're parasites
and they've wrecked your dreams.
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We'll see you in a bit.
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Hello!
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Hello, to all you good,
good people out there
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and hello to all the naughty ones.
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Over to Little Alex Horne
for a Little Alex recap.
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So, before the break we saw Dara
and Fern attempt to activate
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the bubble machine in
the fastest time.
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Sarah Millican hadn't been yet
but neither have john and Mun ya.
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Here's how they got on.
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Turn on the bubble machine.
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Yes, please.
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SWITCH CLICKS
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Is it on?
Yep.
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Doesn't look like it's on.
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SWITCH CLICKS CONTI NOUSLY
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What the hell am in going to do?
257
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,055
Oh, how do you make it go all stiff?
258
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,535
Practice.
259
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,175
What...
260
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,735
Oh, look who's here now.
261
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,495
Why doesn't it work?
Does it need batteries?
262
00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,135
Does it need to be plugged in?
263
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,695
Isn't it meant to go all rigid?
264
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:02,895
Yeah.
265
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,695
So fix the bubble machine.
What, so I need a screwdriver?
266
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,135
I bet it's in there.
267
00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,575
Heeey!
268
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,575
Yes...
269
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,255
Oh, be careful...
Oh!
270
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:19,735
I've never used a bubble machine.
I had a Mr Frosty.
271
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,335
Right, then.
272
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,015
Can't step off the doormat...
273
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,575
Doesn't make any sense.
274
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,495
Why is there a dressing gown?
275
00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,735
It's got something in the pocket.
276
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,695
LOUD THUD
277
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,135
Yep.
278
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,775
Look at this. Ingenuity.
279
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,775
Do these clip on to each other?
280
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,215
That's not going to work, is it?
281
00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,895
Yes. No fool, no fool!
282
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,295
Fuck!
283
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,935
I'm missing a battery.
284
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,535
One in here, isn't there?
285
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,375
That doesn't come off
without a screwdriver.
286
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,695
I need to make a screwdriver
to get one out of the car.
287
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,575
ALEX: You're going to make a
screwdriver out of the coat hanger?
288
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,575
That's not going to work.
289
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,495
Why have you given me this?
290
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,535
Oh!
291
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,015
Oh!
292
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,095
Yes.
293
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,575
Oh, my God. Not this bit.
294
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,575
Oh, that doesn't feel right.
295
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,975
What am I missing?
What am I missing?
296
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,855
Is there something on the floor?
297
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:58,495
Oh, my God I've found it!
Oh, you clicks!
298
00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,455
Oh, I hate you all.
299
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,215
APPLAUSE
300
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,455
Yes!
301
00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:10,255
Right, stop the clock.
I knew I could do it.
302
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,895
CRIES OF EXASPERATION
303
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,495
All right, no.
304
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,015
Oh, hang on, well, that doesn't
matter if it's in there.
305
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,535
Doesn't matter.
306
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,815
Bubble machine turned on.
307
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,055
Thanks, john. Bye-bye.
308
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,295
Wow, it was the dramatic conclusion.
309
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,095
Mun ya, you know how screws
work right?
310
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:42,255
Yeah, I mean, you insert and twist
like the best things in life.
311
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,615
Yeah, if you can get them rigid
enough, of course.
312
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,935
Well, that's the first time
this series
313
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,175
we'll have anything in common so...
314
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,175
john, you seemed to struggle to see
the batteries a lot of the time?
315
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,535
Yeah, we had hidden secret
messages everywhere.
316
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:01,135
On the batteries it all said
"look down."
317
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,495
In the middle of
the string it said "look down."
318
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,815
We weren't expecting people
not to see the batteries
319
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,815
that were right there.
320
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:11,655
Ancl also john insisted for five
minutes that the machine was on
321
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,575
before doing anything. Five minutes.
322
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,295
It technically was on.
323
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,055
Right. It didn't look on.
324
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,375
No, I agree with you.
325
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,775
In the spirit of the task
the machine was definitely off.
326
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,255
Yeah.
327
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,015
It was off but it was on.
328
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,535
I need some statistics.
329
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,175
Well, I think it's going
to surprise you.
330
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,615
They took about five minutes,
331
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:38,175
and by that I mean John took
ten minutes 45.
332
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,415
Mun ya 11 minutes 41.
333
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,975
Wait, so john beat me?
334
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,375
Can't be!
335
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,135
You've got to remember Mun ya
made a lasso with a torch.
336
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,495
He tried to make a screwdriver
out of a coat hanger.
337
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:54,935
He constructed a bazooka out of the
pens and the cactus and the battery.
338
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:58,575
You did spend a lot of time
recreating an episode of The A Team.
339
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,695
I think Sarah was fast.
Was she fast?
340
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,695
Well, I can tell you that in last
place it's Mun ya
341
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,335
with over 11 minutes with one point.
342
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,815
John gets two points
with his ten minutes 45,
343
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,175
then it's Fern
with seven minutes 40.
344
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,855
Now we know Dara took
six minutes 35.
345
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,575
Sarah took six minutes 16
so she gets the five points!
346
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,015
APPLAUSE
347
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,815
May I have a scoreboard update
please, Alex?
348
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:27,175
Of course you can.
She's got maximum points,
349
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,975
and she's in the lead
with ten points,
350
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,695
it's Sarah Millican again.
There we go.
351
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,695
APPLAUSE
352
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,775
Another task and make it
a good one.
353
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,335
Well, I'm afraid this one is
actually tar-PALLING.
354
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,775
T...it's...it's...
LAUGHTER
355
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,055
Go on, crack on.
356
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,575
Alex.
357
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,895
Hi, Mun ya.
Fancy seeing you here.
358
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,175
Always here. Hello, Dara.
359
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,335
Oh, Alex.
360
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,335
"Get this..."
361
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,415
Argh, come on now.
362
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:16,095
"Get this tarpaulin completely
in one of the containers."
363
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,935
"You have a maximum of five minutes
364
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:22,135
"and you must select your container
before touching the tarpaulin."
365
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:25,415
"Also you must tidy..." What?
366
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,495
"Tidy everything up within
those five minutes."
367
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:33,135
"Smallest container successfully
filled with the tarpaulin wins.
368
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,895
"Your time starts after you've
selected your container."
369
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:39,575
"And you must select your container
within the next 30 seconds.!
370
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:46,935
Smallest wins, smallest wins,
smallest wins.
371
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,335
That's full of shit.
372
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,095
Let me pick this.
373
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,575
OK.
374
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,775
There's gonna be stuff. So
there's gonna be stuff in it.
375
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,095
15 seconds before you select
your container.
376
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,895
Yep. Uh...
377
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:03,255
That's got balloons in.
Bloody ducks again.
378
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,415
I'm gonna pick this.
379
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,695
OK.
380
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,695
Uh, I'm gonna pick...
381
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,175
Four seconds.
382
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,495
OK, this one.
383
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,575
OK.
384
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,975
This one.
385
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,455
OK.
386
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,295
Which container?
387
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,255
Uh, the green bin.
388
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,495
LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE
389
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,295
Lots of very interesting thoughts.
390
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,375
My eye is immediately drawn to Mun ya
391
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,095
because anyone who thinks
that tarpaulin is going in
392
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,575
a bread bin is insane.
393
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,415
Well, wait until you see the task.
394
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,895
Perhaps. Who's up first?
395
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,455
Uh, we're gonna start off
with Sarah and "Darah".
396
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,775
LAUGHTER
397
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,775
Your five minutes starts now.
BLOWS WHISTLE
398
00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,895
Right.
399
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,375
I mean, I've folded sheets
we've all folded sheets.
400
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,575
Why is there a snake
underneath the... Oh, no.
401
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,975
What?
402
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,935
Oh, there's a snake.
403
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,255
Do you want me to...?
404
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,175
Yeah, if you could, please.
405
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,775
How long have I got?
406
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,415
You've still got one minute 45.
407
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,455
It didn't say it had to shut.
408
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,975
It just says it's got
to be completely in there.
409
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,295
You've still got a minute.
410
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,135
That is exactly the right size.
411
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,855
WHISTLE BLOWS
Oh.
412
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,295
WHISTLE BLOWS
That's your time up.
413
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,655
Good work, Sarah.
Thanks.
414
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,295
I'm waiting for
the bit that went wrong.
415
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,655
AUDIENCE GROANS
416
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,895
APPLAUSE
417
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,255
OK. I felt like you were asked
to put a tarpaulin away
418
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,855
and you folded it nicely,
both of you,
419
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,215
and you put it in
the container that you'd chosen
420
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,975
and you subsequently tidied up
really well.
421
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,335
You're watching Taskmaster.
422
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,375
LAUGHTER
423
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,775
I really enjoyed it.
424
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,135
Folding and tidying, what's
not to like?
425
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,935
Dara, did you enjoy folding
something away really efficiently?
426
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,055
Yeah, but I wouldn't like
televise it most of the time.
427
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,335
No, only, only a madman would.
428
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,975
Don't forget, for those people who
are thinking of turning off,
429
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,295
we've still
got bread bin boy to come.
430
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,815
SARAH CH UCKLES HAPPILY
431
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,175
Right, we're off again for
a few minutes.
432
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,055
Just enough time for you
to work out how
433
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:53,015
to turn down your partner's advances
later on. Any suggestions, Alex?
434
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,695
Uh, well I usually just pretend,
pretend to be very, very sad.
435
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,175
See you in part three.
436
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,015
LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE
437
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,135
Hello, and welcome back,
438
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,655
and a hey diddly dee,
it's the start of part three.
439
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,695
Yes, and fiddly dee, fiddly do,
440
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:18,375
I had an X-rated dream about you.
But enough about me.
441
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,095
Tarpaulin tidying,
that's the name of the current game.
442
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,615
Pick a container and fit it in,
443
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,295
smallest container
successfully filled wins.
444
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:28,775
We're gonna see the final three now.
Brady, Chawawa, Kearns.
445
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,255
Horrible man.
446
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,295
So what am I meant to do
with these coins?
447
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,975
GRUNTS
How much is in here?
448
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,335
Um...
449
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,415
You're basically making me
do tidying.
450
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,775
Yeah, this starts with a lot
of tidying, yeah.
451
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,815
Do you not like tidying?
No. It's boring.
452
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,095
Um...
453
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,415
EXHALES
454
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,335
Well, that's not a problem, is
it? just put them back in there.
455
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,775
OK, right, let's think.
How do they do it for bedsheets?
456
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,215
What do they do for bedsheets?
457
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,535
There's a snake!
458
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,015
Is it real?
459
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,455
What the...?
460
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,335
What the fuck?
That's a snake.
461
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,095
What's happening?
462
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,495
It's not real, obviously.
463
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:46,975
Do you want me to get it?
I can get it.
464
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,695
What are you doing?
Do you want me to get it?
465
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,135
Uh, no.
OK.
466
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,695
Is there things in this?
467
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,375
You've got three minutes, Fern.
468
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,335
But you've put something in here.
469
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:07,015
There's millions of marbles
and spoons and things.
470
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,775
There must be some sort of trick.
471
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,095
15 seconds.
Fuck.
472
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,175
How many minutes?
473
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,135
Two. You've gotta clean all that up.
474
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,335
Do I really though?
475
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:43,855
Mm-hm.
476
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,495
Right now, it's inside, isn't it?
477
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,975
It's not completely inside.
478
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,255
Well, it, that, that's just
not possible.
479
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:58,495
Argh, how do people get bodies in
these? It must be so hard.
480
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,455
It's inside, isn't it?
481
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,775
WHISTLE BLOWS
482
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:09,855
Argh.
483
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,615
Done.
WHISTLE BLOWS
484
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,935
I guess I'm gonna
tidy up the forks.
485
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,175
Yeah, thank you.
486
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,775
APPLAUSE
487
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,375
Well, that's certainly spiced things
up a little bit, hasn't it?
488
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,455
Um, you reverted to being
a angry 15-year-old, Fern,
489
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,895
at the beginning.
490
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,535
Yeah.
"No, why? It's boring."
491
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,655
Because they made out I really had
to tidy up the spoons and marbles.
492
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,575
You did, that was part
of the task.
493
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,615
No, like, obviously someone from
the crew can do that, come on.
494
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,935
LAUGHTER
495
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,375
Um, what I wrote down
about john was,
496
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:54,735
"john cuts quite a lonely figure in
this task, doesn't he?"
497
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:55,975
What?
498
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,375
We're all, we're all, uh, we're
all on our own in this task.
499
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,535
Yeah, some people just seem
more alone than others.
500
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,335
Uh, I, I'm thinking specifically
501
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:07,295
of when you chose your
receptacle, you opened it,
502
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,615
you discovered there
were balloons there,
503
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,935
you, you took them all out
504
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,415
and then you held them
for some time.
505
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,455
Yeah, you stood still
for 80 seconds, john.
506
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,615
Mun ya, I'm intrigued as
507
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,655
to what part of you thought that
was going inside a bread bin.
508
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,015
I'm seeing these containers
and I'm thinking,
509
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,015
"OK, obviously there's, there's
something underneath
510
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,495
"the smaller container".
511
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,095
So I was thinking when I opened
512
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,415
the bread bin it's just gonna
be like a sewer.
513
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,695
LAUGHTER
514
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,975
So when I opened...
515
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,215
I'm playing it out in my head,
516
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:42,895
I'm gonna open it it's gonna
be a sewer,
517
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,295
the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are
gonna be under there.
518
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,215
MIMICS NINJA TURTLE: "What up, dude,
you wanna put that in there, dude?
519
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,495
"OK, come on in. Ah."
But that didn't happen.
520
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:55,375
God, I never thought I would long
to hear Smooth Rupert come back.
521
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,095
Well, look, points-wise,
522
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:02,575
Sarah put the tarpaulin completely
in the laundry basket
523
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,535
and then taped the basket shut.
524
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,655
Dara got the tarpaulin completely
in the laundry basket
525
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,935
and just put the lid on.
526
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,815
He did leave one lid carelessly on
the floor.
527
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,215
Who got the least tarpaulin in?
Mun ya.
528
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,575
Right, one point to Mun ya.
529
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,895
OK who got the next amount
of tarpaulin in?
530
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,175
John Kearns.
531
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,975
John Kearns, two points to him.
532
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,175
Fern, three points,
533
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,855
Dara can have four but the queen
534
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,575
and the only one who really deserves
any points, Sarah Millican.
535
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,455
Well clone, Sarah.
Five points.
536
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,095
APPLAUSE
537
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,775
Right, may we have just one
more, please?
538
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,375
Of course and this one's well
classy.
539
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,335
Greee, pow.
540
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,055
Sorry, I like to make an entrance.
541
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:57,455
John.
542
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:58,855
You all right, Al?
543
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,095
Alex.
544
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,495
Gold pen, am I being retired?
545
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,095
Yes, congratulations.
Thank you.
546
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,135
I've give the best years of my
life to you, Alex.
547
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,975
And we're very grateful
OK.
548
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,455
SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION
549
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,335
Oh!
550
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:19,095
Oh, baby.
"Write down five wonderful words."
551
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,015
"You've one minute,
your time starts now."
552
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,455
Um.
553
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,815
Last year, when I started
learning one new word
554
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,135
a clay people laughed at me.
Now who's laughing?
555
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,615
Me, loquaciously.
556
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,335
Loquacious.
557
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,535
20 seconds, Fern.
558
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:40,895
Done.
559
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,455
12 seconds if you wanna
change your mind. No.
560
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:44,895
Thanks, john.
561
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,775
Euphoria.
562
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,335
Ten seconds.
563
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:52,695
Sex. I panicked, I panicked.
564
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,015
WHISTLE BLOWS
Great. Great stuff.
565
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,215
I doubt I'm leaving the room.
566
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,615
What have I got to do now?
I genuinely don't know.
567
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,295
I don't believe you for a second.
568
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,655
I never believe anything you
say apart from,
569
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,615
"Everything you needs on
the task." Is that how you talk?
570
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,975
All the information, all
the information's on the task.
571
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,095
Why do I feel I have made a
rod for my own back?
572
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,895
"Write a classic song."
573
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,375
Oh,Jesus.
574
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,815
"You must write lyrics for
a piece of classical music."
575
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,295
"Your lyrics must contain your
five wonderful words."
576
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:26,735
"You have 30 minutes your
time starts now."
577
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,215
I'm gonna give you some options.
578
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,535
Jesus is Lord,
do you need that many wires?
579
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,975
Is that an iPod Touch?
580
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,295
What, was it World War ll?
581
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,655
And is it only those
words or other words?
582
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,415
Oh, other words as well.
Oh, OK, fine.
583
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,135
MELANCHOLIC PIANO MUSIC PLAYS
584
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,935
Oh, you wrote out the
name of the song.
585
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,455
Yeah, it's Clair de Lune, isn't it?
Correct. Thank you.
586
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,295
Oh, I think it's too poignant
for this.
587
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:47,935
Too poignant, OK.
588
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,255
MUSIC CHANGES
Is that Hall of the Mountain King?
589
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,815
Correct. Two points.
590
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,255
How many points am I getting
for this? Loads.
591
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:55,295
Next.
592
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,015
MUSIC CHANGES
593
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,935
DARA HUMS TUNE
594
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,095
That is a banger. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. Pop the next one on.
595
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,015
MUSIC CHANGES
Swan Lake by Tchaikovsky.
596
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,775
No?
597
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,135
MUSIC CHANGES
598
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,055
No.
No?
599
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,855
It's too British.
600
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,735
No to Mozart. Last one.
601
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,175
MUSIC CHANGES
I can play this.
602
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,695
I don't know that one.
603
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,215
It's not his best.
604
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,375
You're not writing lyrics
to that though. No?
605
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,815
Well, if he didn't.
606
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,695
What's it called? Not even a
good name, Sonata in C Major.
607
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,055
I need to listen
to it while I write the song.
608
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,855
Yeah. Here we go.
What, you just stand there?
609
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,215
Yes. You have to keep going
back to the start.
610
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:39,935
This is howl like
to write my raps.
611
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,175
Yeah, me too. Here we go.
612
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,175
ENERGETIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
613
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,615
Stop. Pause.
614
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:45,855
OK, wheel up again.
615
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:46,855
Pause again.
616
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,535
In.
617
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,455
Where do you reckon people
would sing your song?
618
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:54,815
In their heads.
619
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,095
APPLAUSE
620
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,535
Can you really play that
on a piano?
621
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,135
Yeah, instead
of having friends at school,
622
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,615
I spent two years learning
Mozart's Sonatas
623
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,455
and that's one of my
favourite ones.
624
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,255
Oh. Too British for me.
625
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,575
Well, I can't wait.
626
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,815
OK, well, five classic songs coming
up. First up it's john Kearns.
627
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,935
# I found a naughty satsuma
628
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,655
# In my fantastic curry
629
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:35,175
# Oh, yes I found a naughty satsuma
630
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,295
# In my fantastic curry
631
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:43,855
# The lady on the phone said
632
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,375
# "What? Get here, you prick
633
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,415
# "I will lance you into next week
634
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,935
# I said, "I'm in my new pyjamas
635
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,255
# "And I'm free", I said,
636
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:59,215
# "I am free to come play
to you and moan
637
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,575
# "Alone." #
638
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,535
LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE
639
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,535
It's not far off the original.
The original Swan Lake,
640
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,135
Price Siegfried fell in love
641
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:22,015
with a swan and then ordered a
curry. Yeah.
642
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:26,335
I, uh, am fascinated to learn more
about the narrative of the piece.
643
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,575
So he's in his pyjamas so he's
not, he's not well, bless him.
644
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:33,815
Yeah.
645
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,655
So to kind of, uh, clear
the cold that he has,
646
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,575
he's ordered a hot curry.
647
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,575
He opens the curry... Yeah.
648
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,455
...there's
a bloody satsuma in there.
649
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:49,215
John, this might seem over
the top, but I think that,
650
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:53,575
what we've just seen, is
the best thing you're ever gonna do.
651
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,495
LAUGHTER
652
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:02,575
Next?
653
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,095
Yeah, next.
654
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:07,255
Next up, let's see
and hear Fern Brady.
655
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,695
Oh, no.
656
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:15,375
# Here we are again
657
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:16,455
# Series 14
658
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,215
# Who will become the
house's queen?
659
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:21,215
# It is me Fern Brady, me
Fern Brady, I'm the rightful queen
660
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,575
# Dilapidated house,
filled with mystique
661
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,255
# Nobody knows what we
will see
662
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,535
# Only one contestant will achieve
the height of victory
663
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,375
# And the task was serendipitous
664
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,055
# They were gifts to the
Taskmistress
665
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,575
# All the other contestants
666
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,855
# They were boot-licking sycophants
667
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,655
# Dara's a big bold imbecile
668
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,575
# Mr Kearns is obsequious chap
669
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:43,935
# And Sarah and Mun ya are losers
and I'll stamp on their toes. #
670
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,615
APPLAUSE, CHEERING
671
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:50,855
That was painful.
672
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,375
You saddled yourself
with some stinker words
673
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,695
but it was a masterpiece,
wasn't it?
674
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,935
Yeah.
675
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,815
I wasn't aware we were allowed
to write a dis-track. Uh...
676
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:01,815
She really took you all down,
didn't she?
677
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,775
Really did.
I mean accurately as well.
678
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,815
I don't know what, I don't know
what my word means.
679
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,575
You were obsequious.
Obsequious, yeah.
680
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,215
Oh, that you suck up to people
and you really don't.
681
00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:15,895
You're, you're not.
I mean he does, he doesn't.
682
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:19,175
Wow.
683
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,815
Dara, you're not obsequious.
684
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,335
Thanks, Greg.
685
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:25,455
INDISTINCT
686
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,815
Break time.
687
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,575
Can I get anyone anything from
the bar, hmm?
688
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,535
I'll have a Smooth Rupert, please?
689
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:47,095
Welcome back for
a final time this time.
690
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,415
What was happening before
the break, young Alex?
691
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,535
Classical music, Greg.
692
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:55,695
So I suppose you really should have
said "Welcome Bach." No?
693
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:58,455
Next up, and putting lyrics to
Debussy at last,
694
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,615
it's Sarah Millican.
695
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:00,895
Oh, shit.
696
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,455
Here we go.
697
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,455
I'm not watching.
698
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,655
# I look out of the window
699
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,055
# I see greenery
700
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,535
# And some brownery
701
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,495
# There's a toadstool
702
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,815
# Can I really eat it?
703
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:29,375
# I'm inside in a bralette
which is a comfier bra.
704
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,815
# Less scaffolding
705
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:35,415
# With my cat
who is fighting catnip
706
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:40,775
# Biscuits are my catnip too
707
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:47,055
# Oh, look there are crumbs in
my bralette. #
708
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,775
LAUGHTER
709
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,015
APPLAUSE, CHEERING
710
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,895
Yeah, she hated doing this.
711
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,375
She absolutely hated doing that,
but I think it's wonderful.
712
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,815
Oh, I have such a terrible history
of singing though.
713
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,295
Like, I was in a relationship
714
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,775
with somebody who always said,
"Don't sing it sounds awful".
715
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,375
And I didn't sing for years
716
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,855
and that was THE,
717
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:16,135
probably THE most horrific thing
I've ever done in my whole life.
718
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,055
AUDIENCE AWS
719
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,455
Who was it who said that you
sang awful at singing?
720
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,735
Ex-partner.
721
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,015
Oh, fuck you, ex-partner.
722
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,255
CHEERING, APPLAUSE
723
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:34,295
My life is now in the section of my
life that is after watching that.
724
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,575
Everything building up has been
before watching that
725
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,575
and now my life can begin again.
726
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,695
SHE DRY RETCH ES
727
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,735
I genuinely thought it
was really sweet.
728
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,095
It was certainly quite
a contrast to,
729
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,415
# "It's me Fern Brady,
me Fern Brady."
730
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,135
Yeah, and the story made sense.
731
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,055
The story did make sense.
732
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,535
I think it's about a woman
733
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,415
and a cat who are both eating
biscuit crumbs from a bra.
734
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,375
Yeah. It's a comfier bra,
it's like a night-time bra,
735
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,735
like the sort of bra you wear
on, like, a Sunday.
736
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,415
I know what a bralette is.
Have a look.
737
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:15,095
You need a bit of structure.
738
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,095
No, sorry. Um...
739
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,615
LAUGHTER
740
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:21,055
This is gonna be an absolute stinker
to judge. Who's next?
741
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,775
Yeah. Now it's Dara O Briain.
742
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,015
# Do you know my greatest fear
743
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,375
# Of all the fears,
my greatest fear
744
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,495
# Is to be
the victim of defenestration?
745
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:38,455
# That fear might seem nebulous,
mysterious, fantabulous
746
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,615
# But it spins around my head,
it's quite gyratory
747
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:45,335
# They used to do it in Prague a lot
in olden times, political plots
748
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,895
# But listen now I'll tell you
how it happened to me
749
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:52,735
# I once met a man in Spain who
said to me to do a dance
750
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:56,135
# "Senor, do the fandango or
the window you will go"
751
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:59,855
# I said, "No, I will
not go out the window no, no, no
752
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:05,215
# Take those foul palabras
and shove them down your throat. #
753
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:07,535
APPLAUSE, CHEERING
754
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,655
Before I come onto the song uh—my
first observation is
755
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,255
I think it would have been nice
756
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,575
to have had more of your face
in the video.
757
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:20,215
LAUGHTER
758
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:24,615
It looked to me like a public
information song from the '70s.
759
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,935
Well, it, it, it's based on
a real event.
760
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,255
Uh, where I met a man who said,
761
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,815
"|'ll throw you out of
a window." Uh, and...
762
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,855
Where did you meet this man?
In Prague. Uh, and he said,
763
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,215
"I will defenestrate you",
which is as you know
764
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:39,975
a very common thing in Prague in
times of political upheaval.
765
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,975
That's how they assassinate people.
Of course, I don't know why
766
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,615
I'm telling you that.
Obsequious. And...
767
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,495
Even during that description of what
768
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,415
the songs about all
I'm looking at is his big head.
769
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,095
It did lean into my big head.
It did make...
770
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,735
I don't think you have got
a big head
771
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:01,295
but on that video it sort
of, I don't know. Who's next?
772
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:05,335
OK. There's only one person left.
Mun ya Chawawa.
773
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,055
# Goodness gracious, big brows in
the mansion, spacious
774
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,975
# Got a posh ting
and her back's bodacious
775
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,335
# Never talks slow,
she's so loquacious
776
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,215
# Real fanatic, go to the gym,
but I'm still an asthmatic
777
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:17,495
# Crowd goes wild, emphatic
778
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,295
# Money up like cash in the attic
779
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,735
# jovial
780
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,415
# Alex Horne, that's the homey, yo
781
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,135
# Is that euphoria?
782
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,615
# Is it me or did we just get
hornier?
783
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,055
# I'm on Taskmaster
784
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,695
# I'm like Greg but I rap faster
785
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,655
# Ancl when he raises his specs that
can only mean one thing
786
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,255
# Sex. #
787
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,895
LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE
788
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,975
Um, I think, uh,
789
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,815
it's the most middle class rap
I've ever heard in my life.
790
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,015
What was it about?
791
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,135
You know, it was off
the dome, uh, you know.
792
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,215
It was off the dome?
793
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:01,015
Me and the homies were chilling
in the back.
794
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,735
We were freestyling, 8-roiling.
795
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:07,095
Real, real Prague smiling. We were.
796
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,415
Yeah, sorry, mate.
I don't think you heard my question.
797
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,255
What was it about?
798
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,855
Can we have some scores?
OK.
799
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,415
I'm not gonna give anyone one point.
800
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:21,455
It's probably that I'm not straight
enough to appreciate rap
801
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,935
and also I don't know what
802
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,615
the hell Dara was going on about.
803
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,295
So I'm giving Dara
and Mun ya two points each.
804
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:29,415
OK.
805
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,295
I felt the same emotion about
806
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,455
the tangerine curry as I did about
807
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,735
# "Me Fern Brady, me Fern Brady. #"
808
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,055
So I'm giving them four points each.
809
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,895
But the one that really
touched me the most,
810
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,735
five points goes to Sarah Millican.
811
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,455
APPLAUSE, CHEERING
812
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:49,015
OK, it's time for me to send you
to the stage
813
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,975
for the final task of the show.
814
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,215
APPLAUSE
815
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:01,135
Who's gonna read out the task?
816
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:02,695
Uh, Dara O Briain, please.
817
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:10,855
"Throw your egg and your spoon
the same distance.
818
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,415
"Both egg and spoon must cross
the qualifying line.
819
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:19,215
"If either your egg or
spoon fall off the 'Knappetfl
820
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,455
"you are disqualified.
821
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:26,455
"The most distanced egg
and spoon each round are out.
822
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:32,175
"If your egg doesn't break,
your distance is halved.
823
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,735
"Last player standing wins."
824
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,175
So, one at a time, you'll go to
the throwing circle
825
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,135
with an egg and a spoon.
826
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,455
You'll throw them both
over this line.
827
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,135
Each time the person whose egg
828
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,295
and spoon are farthest apart from
each other will be out.
829
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,895
It's Dara to throw first.
830
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,055
O Briain approaches the play zone.
831
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:02,615
Not a bad throw.
Not a bad throw.
832
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,575
Fern, you're up next. If you could
select an orange egg, please.
833
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,295
Just so you know we're measuring
the egg, not the paint.
834
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,295
Most of the egg has gone over
the qualifying line.
835
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,255
Oh, it's further.
836
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,095
It is further.
837
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,775
John Kearns next, please.
838
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:21,975
Yellow.
839
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,535
WHISPERS: Kearns.
840
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,175
That is bold.
841
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,975
LAUGHTER
842
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,575
APPLAUSE
843
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,895
It's Mun ya next.
Green to match him.
844
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:38,855
I hope this doesn't throw you off,
845
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,455
but one of your eggs does contain
the corpse of Smooth Rupert.
846
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,695
LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE
847
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,015
Solid.
848
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:54,375
He has managed to shove the yellow
egg farther away from the spoon.
849
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,815
It's essentially a form of curling.
850
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,975
That is fine, that is fine.
851
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,255
Yeah. Sarah Millican. Blue.
852
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,535
It's been a while since
I've had any eggs.
853
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,855
Thank you for getting
the ovary joke.
854
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,015
Are you going spoon first?
855
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,215
Is that not allowed?
856
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:20,055
It's allowed.
857
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,815
Great spoon game.
858
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,815
APPLAUSE
859
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,255
Yellow is out.
860
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:32,575
Sorry, john.
861
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,895
What, I don't get another go?
No.
862
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,335
John, just to show you're out,
863
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,615
would you put your hands on your
chin, please?
864
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,775
There we are.
865
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:43,495
OK, it's round two.
866
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:47,895
Remember, if you don't break your
egg, your distance is halved.
867
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,255
In all honesty, Alex, I don't
understand this one at all.
868
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,575
I was asking john the rules earlier
869
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,855
and he's like the
worst person to ask.
870
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,135
AUDIENCE OOHS
871
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,815
AUDIENCE AWS
872
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,575
I think Fern might be in trouble.
873
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,375
That has absolutely
backfired on you.
874
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,895
AUDIENCE AWS
875
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,775
Oh, my god.
876
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,655
You've lost, Sarah,
you've lost, Sarah.
877
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,535
I know.
878
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,415
Round three.
879
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,495
It didn't go beyond
the qualification line.
880
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,655
We've lost Mun ya Chawawa.
881
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,295
Unlucky, Mun ya.
882
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,055
And to the gripping finale.
883
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,335
FERN: Dara.
884
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,975
AUDIENCE OOHS
885
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,695
Not bad, not bad.
Lovely, lovely.
886
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:16,455
This is so much pressure.
887
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,415
That's a nice throw. Here we go.
888
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,775
Oh, fuck.
889
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,055
Dara O Briain is the winner.
890
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,375
CHEERING
891
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,375
Come back down and we'll add that
to your final scores.
892
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,415
Wow. Big wow. High octane.
893
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,855
Yes, poor old John only had one go,
so he gets one point.
894
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,615
Two to Sarah,
three to Mun ya, four to Fern
895
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,095
but yet again, Dara O Briain,
he's, he's very good at this.
896
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:54,095
Five points to Dara O Briain.
There it is.
897
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,135
And so to the final scoreboard.
898
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:02,055
Well, for the first time ever,
all five have the same points.
899
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:05,415
No nothing like that, no.
900
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:06,855
We have a winner
901
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,375
and that winner has 22 points,
it's Sarah Millican.
902
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,895
APPLAUSE, CHEERING
903
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,335
Sarah wins.
904
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,615
Please go and visit
your garden of delights.
905
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,855
OK, were off and you're off too.
906
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,495
But first, let's support the winner
of episode four.
907
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,855
One more time, it's Sarah Millican.
908
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,775
CHEERING
909
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,135
INDISTINCT
910
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,375
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