1 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:03,920 What...! 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:09,960 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,080 TYPEWRITER CLACKS 4 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:13,800 GASPS 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,360 Oh! 6 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:16,800 No! 7 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,400 Shut up! 8 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:22,360 Oh, be caref... Ah. 9 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,760 Aaargh! 10 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:26,320 What? 11 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,440 APPLAUSE 12 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:36,280 Hello. 13 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,920 I am Greg Davies. 14 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,600 Welcome to Taskmaster. 15 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,080 What is potential? 16 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:45,680 When I was a little boy a school teacher told my parents I had none. 17 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:48,680 By the end of that year he had witnessed me rustle 18 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,840 a wild stallion to the ground 19 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,320 and skitter up the side of the BT tower 20 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,160 like a giant mother-loving lizard. 21 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:00,280 We all have potential, we can all unlock. 22 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:03,600 With the exception, it seems, of most of the following people. 23 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:07,360 Please give a warm welcome to Dara O Briain. 24 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,160 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 25 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,400 Fern Brady. 26 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,920 John Kearns. 27 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,840 Munya Chawawa. 28 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:17,800 And Sarah Millican. 29 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,880 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 30 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,880 And now for a man who was once chased and bitten by a peacock 31 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:29,800 in an incident he refers to as "the day I lost my children's respect." 32 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,240 It's... 33 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,240 HIGH PITCHED VOICE: ..Little Alex Horne. 34 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,240 APPLAUSE 35 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,480 Hello, everyone. Hello, Greg. Hi. 36 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,680 I've got news. Uh-oh. 37 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,080 Of my new project. Oh, yeah? 38 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,160 A line of clothing - it's called Simply Alex. 39 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,040 Would you like me to describe it? Yep. 40 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:50,640 Well, it's for unique occasions. 41 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:52,720 You know when sometimes your fingers are cold 42 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,200 but your hands are warm, so I've got these, 43 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,920 these are called gloveless fingers. 44 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,200 Gloveless fingers for the thumb there, of course. 45 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:05,560 I've also got...there's a pant-less crotch. 46 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,960 You know in this area? Yep. That's the end. 47 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,040 OK. 48 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,280 It's a good job I can't roundhouse any more. 49 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:18,840 Prize task, then. 50 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:21,160 What category did I suggest this time, my furry chum? 51 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,520 Oh, just another bloody brilliant one from Mr Brilliant 52 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,880 your bloody brilliant bloody bloke because you asked them to bring in 53 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:29,120 the greatest addition to a garden. 54 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,200 AUDIENCE: Ooooo! 55 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:33,000 OK. John, hello. 56 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,840 Hello. You all right? Yeah. 57 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:38,240 I brought in, er, I brought in a maze. 58 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,800 Here's his maze. 59 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:45,200 Oh, big maze. 60 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,000 Yeah. Have you brought in a maze? 61 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,120 Well, I didn't bring in a maze, no. 62 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,760 I brought in a Leylandii plant. 63 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,520 This is what all mazes are made out of. 64 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,880 So, you haven't brought in a maze, you've brought in one plant? 65 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:03,480 I would have brought in a maze if I could. 66 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,280 You love a maze? 67 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,200 I do love a maze, yeah. He loves a maze. 68 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:10,200 Yeah, and I'd be as impressed if you'd brought in a stone and said, 69 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,080 "This is a potential pyramid." 70 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,320 I mean, it's weak. Guy's a fool. 71 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,480 Sarah... 72 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:23,600 What I've brought in is something that I've used every single time 73 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:26,200 I've sat in the garden when it's been sunny 74 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,400 and it is the complete works of Shakespeare. 75 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,200 Oh, hang on, John, you're back in the game. 76 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,640 Here it is. Perfect...Perfect for the garden. 77 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:43,600 Well, I use a heavy book every single time I'm in the garden 78 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:47,080 to keep my Magnum wrapper from flying away. 79 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:52,080 Like this. Lovely...Lovely. 80 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:53,680 APPLAUSE 81 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:56,360 He'd be pleased. Don't you think Shakespeare would be pleased 82 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,800 that I'm using his...? I think he'd be mortified. 83 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:04,000 His whole life's works holding down your Magnum wrapper! 84 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,240 Fortunately for you he's not scoring this. 85 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,440 Dara... 86 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,520 I brought a thermometer. 87 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:13,880 But it's a thermometer that also proves that I was 88 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,520 an advertising model in 1920s France. 89 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,680 And also, since, on trips to France I've discovered 90 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,040 it's actually a really iconic ad in France. 91 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,920 There's a whole second career for you over there. 92 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:36,760 I was quite the character in 1920s France, yeah, with my Pastis Olive. 93 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,360 Wow. Which is olive oil, I presume? 94 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,400 I don't know. 95 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:44,280 I just did the gig. 96 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,600 Incredible. Hello, Fern. 97 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,880 Uh, so mine is a pizza oven. 98 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:50,400 It's a fancy one. 99 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,000 I've got a pizza oven as well 100 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,760 and I started the fire inside it. 101 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,760 I found this one really hard 102 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,840 cos I don't enjoy being in my garden at all. 103 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,960 I live in a horrible bit of south east London 104 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,680 so a lot of being in the garden is just listening to drug dealers 105 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,520 shout at each other or trying to ignore 106 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,520 a woman dry-heaving in my garden. 107 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,120 Just to remind you - 108 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,680 you're watching the light entertainment show Taskmaster. 109 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,360 Sorry! 110 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,880 Munya, can you beat any of these? 111 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,320 I can G-Wagon, so... 112 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:32,040 I don't mind G-Wagon. OK. Make a note. 113 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:35,280 I brought in the bird that changed my life. 114 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:36,920 I'm from Zimbabwe 115 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,640 and when we moved to England we moved to Norwich 116 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:42,120 so virtually indistinguishable. 117 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:45,280 Now, there was a lack of wildlife in Norwich 118 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:49,880 so I started to get very homesick until I met Smooth Rupert, OK? 119 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,560 Oh, my God. Smooth Rupert is a blackbird 120 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,360 who would fly into my garden. 121 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,560 All the birds were loving it. 122 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:58,000 He was the bird equivalent of Snoop Dog, OK? 123 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,880 Obviously, I couldn't bring him in but I did bring in 124 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,680 a re-incarnation of Smooth Rupert as I remember him. 125 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,000 He's a smooth guy. 126 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,120 Um, OK. 127 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,080 What you on about? 128 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:17,440 You looked out your window and you saw a blackbird. 129 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,960 You went, "I'm going to call that Smooth Rupert"? 130 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,920 You've never looked out the window and seen a pigeon and gone, 131 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:24,680 "That's an Aggressive Dylan"? No. 132 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,400 He won me back a little bit there. Yeah. 133 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:32,800 Let me give some points out. 134 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:35,240 So, what is the least great addition to a garden? 135 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:39,080 You know you would have said it was a solitary tree, wouldn't you? 136 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,960 Until you saw a pizza oven 137 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,320 that someone had tipped lighter fluid over. 138 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,040 One point. 139 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:47,200 Right, one point to Fern. 140 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,800 Two points to Smooth Rupert. 141 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:51,280 Three points to a ragged individual tree. 142 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,960 I think Dara's reward is infamy around France 143 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,440 and I think Sarah's doing a little bit for making 144 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:02,320 the Bard relevant to a modern audience, 145 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:04,640 and against all odds I'm going to give it five points. 146 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,720 There we go. Five points to Sarah Millican. 147 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,120 APPLAUSE 148 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,600 Task time. Yes, it is. 149 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,480 So, let's get the bubbles flowing. 150 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,160 Hey, Alex. 151 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:36,040 Hello, Munya. Please enter the magical sphere. 152 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,440 Thanks. 153 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,520 Hi, Fern, please enter the wonderful ball. OK. 154 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,520 Please enter the enchanted orb. 155 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,520 You have to go into the plastic igloo. 156 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,280 The futuristic globule. 157 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:47,800 SHE GASPS 158 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:51,000 I didn't know you can pens that clip together like that. 159 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:54,040 I'm 46 and I've never wanted something more in my life. 160 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,240 Oh, turn on the bubble machine. 161 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,360 You may not step off or move the doormat. 162 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,720 Fastest wins. 163 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,480 Your time starts now. 164 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:12,960 That's the bubble machine? 165 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,040 Yes. 166 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:16,520 Um... 167 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,760 Uh, power? Um... 168 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,240 Where's the charger for the bubble machine? 169 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:26,520 Turn it on how - mechanically or sexually? 170 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:36,160 Looks like we cut in the nick of time before Munya made sweet, 171 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:39,400 sweet love to a bubble machine. Again. 172 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,600 Um, let's just crack on. 173 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:45,120 First, we're going to see Fern and Dara in the dome. 174 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:46,880 OK. 175 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:50,200 So you've given me these special pens that hook together. 176 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,720 Rubbish. 177 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,400 I'm missing the thing that turns on the bubble machine. 178 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:57,760 About 12 volts, I imagine. 179 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,640 Yeah, where have you put it? 180 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:01,640 Is it underneath something? 181 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:04,720 Oh-oh, ho-ho! Right. 182 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,440 Ha-ha ha-ha! 183 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:11,480 That was dead clever, eh? 184 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,520 Stop. Let's have you two batteries. 185 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:17,080 What do the batteries operate? 186 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,040 They don't operate this, do they? 187 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,880 Oh, be care... Ah. Oops! 188 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:26,920 These can't be for no reason. 189 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:30,160 OK. 190 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,240 Uh... 191 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,160 Ha-ha! 192 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:35,640 Ah! 193 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:36,920 Oh! 194 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,640 This is the correct source of power 195 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,480 but I need to be able to open it. 196 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:41,640 Yes. 197 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,800 There's only two batteries! 198 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,200 Oh, no. 199 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,920 Oh, that's cruel. 200 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,640 That's not going to be enough. 201 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,840 I'm a little bit tired now. 202 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:58,280 Tired? Yeah. 203 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,520 I keep looking at you, cactus, as if you're the key to this. 204 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,760 That doesn't sound right. 205 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:12,440 What if the battery is under the car? 206 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,600 Dara? 207 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,200 So, where do you think... 208 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:25,120 SHE SIGHS Ugh, fuck's sake. 209 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:30,480 Ah, ha-ha! Oh, sneaky. 210 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,520 Oh, that's irritating. 211 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,520 FERN LAUGHS 212 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,440 APPLAUSE 213 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,360 I'll stop the clock. 214 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:45,080 Thank you, Fern. 215 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,680 It was pretty fun. 216 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,720 Congratulations, Dara. Thank you. 217 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,960 Do you know the last thing my wife said to me before I came 218 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,360 to Taskmaster today? 219 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,360 Always check under the table. 220 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,360 AUDIENCE: Ooooh! 221 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,840 So you didn't heed your wife's advice. I did not, no. 222 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,600 You looked like you were having a great time to me, Dara. 223 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,280 I was... It was loads of fun, yep. 224 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,080 Dara was quite scientific about it. 225 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,400 He wondered if it was a battery-powered cactus 226 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,480 and that that's where we'd hidden the batteries 227 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,680 whereas Fern was more an instinct, really. 228 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,920 At one point she said, "I need to get in the car." 229 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,720 But I still solved it in the same way as Dara so. 230 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:30,720 You did. Did you solve it in the same speed as 231 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,200 the scientific chuntering Dara? 232 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,880 Well, they both did about five minutes 233 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:39,480 I'll be more vague this time - about five minutes. 234 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,720 That'll certainly keep everyone on the edge of their seat, wont it? 235 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:44,960 About five. Well, Dara was six minutes 35, 236 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,480 Fern seven minutes 40, so about five minutes. 237 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,400 Now, a break from the norm. 238 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,040 When you tuck your kids into bed, instead of reading them 239 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,280 a bedtime story tonight, tell them the truth - 240 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,680 they're parasites and they've wrecked your dreams. 241 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,440 We'll see you in a bit. 242 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,480 Hello! 243 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,480 Hello, to all you good, good people out there 244 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,160 and hello to all the naughty ones. 245 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:18,080 Over to Little Alex Horne for a Little Alex recap. 246 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,840 So, before the break we saw Dara and Fern attempt to activate 247 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:23,160 the bubble machine in the fastest time. 248 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,360 Sarah Millican hadn't been yet but neither have John and Munya. 249 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,600 Here's how they got on. 250 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,360 Turn on the bubble machine. 251 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,240 Yes, please. 252 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,520 SWITCH CLICKS 253 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,600 Is it on? Yep. 254 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,240 Doesn't look like it's on. 255 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,320 SWITCH CLICKS CONTINOUSLY 256 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,840 What the hell am in going to do? 257 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,960 Oh, how do you make it go all stiff? 258 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,440 Practice. 259 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,120 What... 260 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,480 Oh, look who's here now. 261 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,400 Why doesn't it work? Does it need batteries? 262 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,040 Does it need to be plugged in? 263 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,600 Isn't it meant to go all rigid? 264 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,760 Yeah. 265 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,600 So fix the bubble machine. What, so I need a screwdriver? 266 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,080 I bet it's in there. 267 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,480 Heeey! 268 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,520 Yes... 269 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,120 Oh, be careful... Oh! 270 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:19,680 I've never used a bubble machine. I had a Mr Frosty. 271 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,240 Right, then. 272 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:26,960 Can't step off the doormat... 273 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,480 Doesn't make any sense. 274 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,400 Why is there a dressing gown? 275 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,680 It's got something in the pocket. 276 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,640 LOUD THUD 277 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,040 Yep. 278 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,720 Look at this. Ingenuity. 279 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,680 Do these clip on to each other? 280 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,120 That's not going to work, is it? 281 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,840 Yes. No fool, no fool! 282 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,240 Fuck! 283 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,640 I'm missing a battery. 284 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,480 One in here, isn't there? 285 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:19,240 That doesn't come off without a screwdriver. 286 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,640 I need to make a screwdriver to get one out of the car. 287 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,520 ALEX: You're going to make a screwdriver out of the coat hanger? 288 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,360 That's not going to work. 289 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,440 Why have you given me this? 290 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,440 Oh! 291 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,960 Oh! 292 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,000 Yes. 293 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,480 Oh, my God. Not this bit. 294 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,440 Oh, that doesn't feel right. 295 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,880 What am I missing? What am I missing? 296 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,800 Is there something on the floor? 297 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:58,400 Oh, my God I've found it! Oh, you dicks! 298 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,400 Oh, I hate you all. 299 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,160 APPLAUSE 300 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,320 Yes! 301 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:10,160 Right, stop the clock. I knew I could do it. 302 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,840 CRIES OF EXASPERATION 303 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,360 All right, no. 304 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,960 Oh, hang on, well, that doesn't matter if it's in there. 305 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,440 Doesn't matter. 306 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,680 Bubble machine turned on. 307 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,920 Thanks, John. Bye-bye. 308 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,160 Wow, it was the dramatic conclusion. 309 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,960 Munya, you know how screws work right? 310 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,200 Yeah, I mean, you insert and twist like the best things in life. 311 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,480 Yeah, if you can get them rigid enough, of course. 312 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,560 Well, that's the first time this series 313 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,120 we'll have anything in common so... 314 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:57,040 John, you seemed to struggle to see the batteries a lot of the time? 315 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,240 Yeah, we had hidden secret messages everywhere. 316 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,000 On the batteries it all said "look down." 317 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,240 In the middle of the string it said "look down." 318 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,560 We weren't expecting people not to see the batteries 319 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,680 that were right there. 320 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:11,560 And also John insisted for five minutes that the machine was on 321 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,520 before doing anything. Five minutes. 322 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,200 It technically was on. 323 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,960 Right. It didn't look on. 324 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,240 No, I agree with you. 325 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,680 In the spirit of the task the machine was definitely off. 326 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,200 Yeah. 327 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,880 It was off but it was on. 328 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,400 I need some statistics. 329 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,080 Well, I think it's going to surprise you. 330 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,480 They took about five minutes, 331 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:38,080 and by that I mean John took ten minutes 45. 332 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:41,320 Munya 11 minutes 41. 333 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,920 Wait, so John beat me? 334 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,240 Can't be! 335 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,000 You've got to remember Munya made a lasso with a torch. 336 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,200 He tried to make a screwdriver out of a coat hanger. 337 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,800 He constructed a bazooka out of the pens and the cactus and the battery. 338 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:58,520 You did spend a lot of time recreating an episode of The A Team. 339 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,560 I think Sarah was fast. Was she fast? 340 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,600 Well, I can tell you that in last place it's Munya 341 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,200 with over 11 minutes with one point. 342 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,680 John gets two points with his ten minutes 45, 343 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,960 then it's Fern with seven minutes 40. 344 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,720 Now we know Dara took six minutes 35. 345 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:18,480 Sarah took six minutes 16 so she gets the five points! 346 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,960 APPLAUSE 347 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:24,640 May I have a scoreboard update please, Alex? 348 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:27,000 Of course you can. She's got maximum points, 349 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,840 and she's in the lead with ten points, 350 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,600 it's Sarah Millican again. There we go. 351 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,640 APPLAUSE 352 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,400 Another task and make it a good one. 353 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,280 Well, I'm afraid this one is actually tar-PALLING. 354 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,520 T...it's...it's... LAUGHTER 355 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,000 Go on, crack on. 356 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,440 Alex. 357 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:00,560 Hi, Munya. Fancy seeing you here. 358 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,080 Always here. Hello, Dara. 359 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,280 Oh, Alex. 360 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,240 "Get this..." 361 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,360 Argh, come on now. 362 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:15,880 "Get this tarpaulin completely in one of the containers." 363 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,800 "You have a maximum of five minutes 364 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:22,040 "and you must select your container before touching the tarpaulin." 365 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,280 "Also you must tidy..." What? 366 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,360 "Tidy everything up within those five minutes." 367 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:33,000 "Smallest container successfully filled with the tarpaulin wins. 368 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,760 "Your time starts after you've selected your container." 369 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:39,520 "And you must select your container within the next 30 seconds.! 370 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:46,600 Smallest wins, smallest wins, smallest wins. 371 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,240 That's full of shit. 372 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,000 Let me pick this. 373 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,440 OK. 374 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:54,640 There's gonna be stuff. So there's gonna be stuff in it. 375 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,800 15 seconds before you select your container. 376 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,760 Yep. Uh... 377 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:03,080 That's got balloons in. Bloody ducks again. 378 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,320 I'm gonna pick this. 379 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,520 OK. 380 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,640 Uh, I'm gonna pick... 381 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,120 Four seconds. 382 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,400 OK, this one. 383 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,520 OK. 384 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,880 This one. 385 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,360 OK. 386 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,200 Which container? 387 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,200 Uh, the green bin. 388 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,440 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 389 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,200 Lots of very interesting thoughts. 390 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,240 My eye is immediately drawn to Munya 391 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,000 because anyone who thinks that tarpaulin is going in 392 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,480 a bread bin is insane. 393 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,320 Well, wait until you see the task. 394 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,760 Perhaps. Who's up first? 395 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,360 Uh, we're gonna start off with Sarah and "Darah". 396 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,520 LAUGHTER 397 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,680 Your five minutes starts now. BLOWS WHISTLE 398 00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:59,840 Right. 399 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,320 I mean, I've folded sheets we've all folded sheets. 400 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,480 Why is there a snake underneath the... Oh, no. 401 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:13,880 What? 402 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,840 Oh, there's a snake. 403 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,160 Do you want me to...? 404 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,080 Yeah, if you could, please. 405 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,680 How long have I got? 406 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,360 You've still got one minute 45. 407 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,320 It didn't say it had to shut. 408 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,880 It just says it's got to be completely in there. 409 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,240 You've still got a minute. 410 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,000 That is exactly the right size. 411 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,800 WHISTLE BLOWS Oh. 412 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,160 WHISTLE BLOWS That's your time up. 413 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,240 Good work, Sarah. Thanks. 414 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,240 I'm waiting for the bit that went wrong. 415 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,560 AUDIENCE GROANS 416 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,800 APPLAUSE 417 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,120 OK. I felt like you were asked to put a tarpaulin away 418 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,720 and you folded it nicely, both of you, 419 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,000 and you put it in the container that you'd chosen 420 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,880 and you subsequently tidied up really well. 421 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,240 You're watching Taskmaster. 422 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,280 LAUGHTER 423 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,640 I really enjoyed it. 424 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,000 Folding and tidying, what's not to like? 425 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,800 Dara, did you enjoy folding something away really efficiently? 426 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,000 Yeah, but I wouldn't like televise it most of the time. 427 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,200 No, only, only a madman would. 428 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,840 Don't forget, for those people who are thinking of turning off, 429 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,000 we've still got bread bin boy to come. 430 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,680 SARAH CHUCKLES HAPPILY 431 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,840 Right, we're off again for a few minutes. 432 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,920 Just enough time for you to work out how 433 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:52,880 to turn down your partner's advances later on. Any suggestions, Alex? 434 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,600 Uh, well I usually just pretend, pretend to be very, very sad. 435 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,080 See you in part three. 436 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,960 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 437 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,000 Hello, and welcome back, 438 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:12,560 and a hey diddly dee, it's the start of part three. 439 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,560 Yes, and fiddly dee, fiddly do, 440 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:18,240 I had an X-rated dream about you. But enough about me. 441 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:21,000 Tarpaulin tidying, that's the name of the current game. 442 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,480 Pick a container and fit it in, 443 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,160 smallest container successfully filled wins. 444 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,720 We're gonna see the final three now. Brady, Chawawa, Kearns. 445 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,120 Horrible man. 446 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,160 So what am I meant to do with these coins? 447 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,920 GRUNTS How much is in here? 448 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,280 Um... 449 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,280 You're basically making me do tidying. 450 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,520 Yeah, this starts with a lot of tidying, yeah. 451 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,720 Do you not like tidying? No. It's boring. 452 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,000 Um... 453 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,200 EXHALES 454 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,280 Well, that's not a problem, is it? Just put them back in there. 455 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,640 OK, right, let's think. How do they do it for bedsheets? 456 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,160 What do they do for bedsheets? 457 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,440 There's a snake! 458 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,960 Is it real? 459 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,400 What the...? 460 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,200 What the fuck? That's a snake. 461 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,000 What's happening? 462 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,360 It's not real, obviously. 463 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:46,840 Do you want me to get it? I can get it. 464 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,560 What are you doing? Do you want me to get it? 465 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,080 Uh, no. OK. 466 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,600 Is there things in this? 467 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,280 You've got three minutes, Fern. 468 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,280 But you've put something in here. 469 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:06,960 There's millions of marbles and spoons and things. 470 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:22,720 There must be some sort of trick. 471 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,960 15 seconds. Fuck. 472 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,080 How many minutes? 473 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,040 Two. You've gotta clean all that up. 474 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,240 Do I really though? 475 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,760 Mm-hm. 476 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,400 Right now, it's inside, isn't it? 477 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,840 It's not completely inside. 478 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,040 Well, it, that, that's just not possible. 479 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:58,400 Argh, how do people get bodies in these? It must be so hard. 480 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,400 It's inside, isn't it? 481 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:05,720 WHISTLE BLOWS 482 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,800 Argh. 483 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,480 Done. WHISTLE BLOWS 484 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,560 I guess I'm gonna tidy up the forks. 485 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,080 Yeah, thank you. 486 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,720 APPLAUSE 487 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,240 Well, that's certainly spiced things up a little bit, hasn't it? 488 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,360 Um, you reverted to being a angry 15-year-old, Fern, 489 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,760 at the beginning. 490 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,480 Yeah. "No, why? It's boring." 491 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,520 Because they made out I really had to tidy up the spoons and marbles. 492 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,440 You did, that was part of the task. 493 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,520 No, like, obviously someone from the crew can do that, come on. 494 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,640 LAUGHTER 495 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,240 Um, what I wrote down about John was, 496 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:54,520 "John cuts quite a lonely figure in this task, doesn't he?" 497 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,840 What? 498 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:59,240 We're all, we're all, uh, we're all on our own in this task. 499 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:02,440 Yeah, some people just seem more alone than others. 500 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,200 Uh, I, I'm thinking specifically 501 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:07,160 of when you chose your receptacle, you opened it, 502 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,400 you discovered there were balloons there, 503 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,800 you, you took them all out 504 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,360 and then you held them for some time. 505 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,240 Yeah, you stood still for 80 seconds, John. 506 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,480 Munya, I'm intrigued as 507 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,520 to what part of you thought that was going inside a bread bin. 508 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,600 I'm seeing these containers and I'm thinking, 509 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,920 "OK, obviously there's, there's something underneath 510 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,400 "the smaller container". 511 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,960 So I was thinking when I opened 512 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,200 the bread bin it's just gonna be like a sewer. 513 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,400 LAUGHTER 514 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,720 So when I opened... 515 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,080 I'm playing it out in my head, 516 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,760 I'm gonna open it it's gonna be a sewer, 517 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,160 the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are gonna be under there. 518 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,080 MIMICS NINJA TURTLE: "What up, dude, you wanna put that in there, dude? 519 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,320 "OK, come on in. Ah." But that didn't happen. 520 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:55,320 God, I never thought I would long to hear Smooth Rupert come back. 521 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,960 Well, look, points-wise, 522 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,480 Sarah put the tarpaulin completely in the laundry basket 523 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,400 and then taped the basket shut. 524 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:07,560 Dara got the tarpaulin completely in the laundry basket 525 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:08,800 and just put the lid on. 526 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,680 He did leave one lid carelessly on the floor. 527 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,120 Who got the least tarpaulin in? Munya. 528 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,440 Right, one point to Munya. 529 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,800 OK who got the next amount of tarpaulin in? 530 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,080 John Kearns. 531 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,880 John Kearns, two points to him. 532 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,080 Fern, three points, 533 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:23,720 Dara can have four but the queen 534 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,440 and the only one who really deserves any points, Sarah Millican. 535 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,360 Well done, Sarah. Five points. 536 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,040 APPLAUSE 537 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,400 Right, may we have just one more, please? 538 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,320 Of course and this one's well classy. 539 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,240 Greee, pow. 540 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,000 Sorry, I like to make an entrance. 541 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,360 John. 542 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,760 You all right, Al? 543 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,040 Alex. 544 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,320 Gold pen, am I being retired? 545 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,960 Yes, congratulations. Thank you. 546 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 I've give the best years of my life to you, Alex. 547 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,880 And we're very grateful. OK. 548 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,360 SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION 549 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,200 Oh! 550 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,960 Oh, baby. "Write down five wonderful words." 551 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,960 "You've one minute, your time starts now." 552 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,320 Um. 553 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,440 Last year, when I started learning one new word 554 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,040 a day people laughed at me. Now who's laughing? 555 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,520 Me, loquaciously. 556 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,280 Loquacious. 557 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,440 20 seconds, Fern. 558 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:40,760 Done. 559 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,360 12 seconds if you wanna change your mind. No. 560 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,800 Thanks, John. 561 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,680 Euphoria. 562 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,240 Ten seconds. 563 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:52,400 Sex. I panicked, I panicked. 564 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,680 WHISTLE BLOWS Great. Great stuff. 565 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,160 I doubt I'm leaving the room. 566 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,520 What have I got to do now? I genuinely don't know. 567 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,160 I don't believe you for a second. 568 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,440 I never believe anything you say apart from, 569 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,480 "Everything you needs on the task." Is that how you talk? 570 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,840 All the information, all the information's on the task. 571 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,040 Why do I feel I have made a rod for my own back? 572 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,800 "Write a classic song." 573 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,240 Oh, Jesus. 574 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,680 "You must write lyrics for a piece of classical music." 575 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,160 "Your lyrics must contain your five wonderful words." 576 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,640 "You have 30 minutes your time starts now." 577 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,080 I'm gonna give you some options. 578 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,160 Jesus is Lord, do you need that many wires? 579 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,880 Is that an iPod Touch? 580 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,000 What, was it World War II? 581 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,440 And is it only those words or other words? 582 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,320 Oh, other words as well. Oh, OK, fine. 583 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,000 MELANCHOLIC PIANO MUSIC PLAYS 584 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,800 Oh, you wrote out the name of the song. 585 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,320 Yeah, it's Clair de Lune, isn't it? Correct. Thank you. 586 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,200 Oh, I think it's too poignant for this. 587 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,800 Too poignant, OK. 588 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,000 MUSIC CHANGES Is that Hall of the Mountain King? 589 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,680 Correct. Two points. 590 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,160 How many points am I getting for this? Loads. 591 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,200 Next. 592 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,920 MUSIC CHANGES 593 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,800 DARA HUMS TUNE 594 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,960 That is a banger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pop the next one on. 595 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,960 MUSIC CHANGES Swan Lake by Tchaikovsky. 596 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,680 No? 597 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,000 MUSIC CHANGES 598 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,960 No. No? 599 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,760 It's too British. 600 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,600 No to Mozart. Last one. 601 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,080 MUSIC CHANGES I can play this. 602 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,600 I don't know that one. 603 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,160 It's not his best. 604 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,280 You're not writing lyrics to that though. No? 605 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:28,680 Well, if he didn't. 606 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,560 What's it called? Not even a good name, Sonata in C Major. 607 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,840 I need to listen to it while I write the song. 608 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,720 Yeah. Here we go. What, you just stand there? 609 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,920 Yes. You have to keep going back to the start. 610 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,840 This is how I like to write my raps. 611 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,080 Yeah, me too. Here we go. 612 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,080 ENERGETIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 613 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,520 Stop. Pause. 614 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:45,760 OK, wheel up again. 615 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:46,800 Pause again. 616 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,400 In. 617 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,360 Where do you reckon people would sing your song? 618 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:54,720 In their heads. 619 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,040 APPLAUSE 620 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,400 Can you really play that on a piano? 621 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,000 Yeah, instead of having friends at school, 622 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,480 I spent two years learning Mozart's Sonatas 623 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,360 and that's one of my favourite ones. 624 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,160 Oh. Too British for me. 625 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,320 Well, I can't wait. 626 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,760 OK, well, five classic songs coming up. First up it's John Kearns. 627 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,840 # I found a naughty satsuma 628 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,600 # In my fantastic curry 629 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:35,000 # Oh, yes I found a naughty satsuma 630 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:38,240 # In my fantastic curry 631 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:43,600 # The lady on the phone said 632 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,280 # "What? Get here, you prick 633 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,320 # "I will lance you into next week 634 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,840 # I said, "I'm in my new pyjamas 635 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,080 # "And I'm free", I said, 636 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:59,160 # "I am free to come play to you and moan 637 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,480 # "Alone." # 638 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,480 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 639 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,440 It's not far off the original. The original Swan Lake, 640 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,000 Price Siegfried fell in love 641 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:21,880 with a swan and then ordered a curry. Yeah. 642 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:26,080 I, uh, am fascinated to learn more about the narrative of the piece. 643 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,480 So he's in his pyjamas so he's not, he's not well, bless him. 644 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:33,680 Yeah. 645 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,560 So to kind of, uh, clear the cold that he has, 646 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,520 he's ordered a hot curry. 647 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,440 He opens the curry... Yeah. 648 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,400 ..there's a bloody satsuma in there. 649 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,080 John, this might seem over the top, but I think that, 650 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:53,440 what we've just seen, is the best thing you're ever gonna do. 651 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,440 LAUGHTER 652 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,480 Next? 653 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,960 Yeah, next. 654 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,160 Next up, let's see and hear Fern Brady. 655 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,640 Oh, no. 656 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,280 # Here we are again 657 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,320 # Series 14 658 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,080 # Who will become the house's queen? 659 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,080 # It is me Fern Brady, me Fern Brady, I'm the rightful queen 660 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,440 # Dilapidated house, filled with mystique 661 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,120 # Nobody knows what we will see 662 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,440 # Only one contestant will achieve the height of victory 663 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,240 # And the task was serendipitous 664 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,960 # They were gifts to the Taskmistress 665 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,480 # All the other contestants 666 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,760 # They were boot-licking sycophants 667 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,560 # Dara's a big bold imbecile 668 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,440 # Mr Kearns is obsequious chap 669 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:43,680 # And Sarah and Munya are losers and I'll stamp on their toes. # 670 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,560 APPLAUSE, CHEERING 671 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,720 That was painful. 672 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,240 You saddled yourself with some stinker words 673 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,600 but it was a masterpiece, wasn't it? 674 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:56,800 Yeah. 675 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,680 I wasn't aware we were allowed to write a dis-track. Uh... 676 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,680 She really took you all down, didn't she? 677 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,640 Really did. I mean accurately as well. 678 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,680 I don't know what, I don't know what my word means. 679 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,440 You were obsequious. Obsequious, yeah. 680 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,080 Oh, that you suck up to people and you really don't. 681 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:15,840 You're, you're not. I mean he does, he doesn't. 682 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,080 Wow. 683 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,720 Dara, you're not obsequious. 684 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,280 Thanks, Greg. 685 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:25,400 INDISTINCT 686 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,680 Break time. 687 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:30,480 Can I get anyone anything from the bar, hmm? 688 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,480 I'll have a Smooth Rupert, please? 689 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:46,960 Welcome back for a final time this time. 690 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,120 What was happening before the break, young Alex? 691 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,400 Classical music, Greg. 692 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:55,560 So I suppose you really should have said "Welcome Bach." No? 693 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,360 Next up, and putting lyrics to Debussy at last, 694 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,520 it's Sarah Millican. 695 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:00,800 Oh, shit. 696 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,360 Here we go. 697 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,400 I'm not watching. 698 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:14,560 # I look out of the window 699 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,960 # I see greenery 700 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,440 # And some brownery 701 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,400 # There's a toadstool 702 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,520 # Can I really eat it? 703 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:29,280 # I'm inside in a bralette which is a comfier bra. 704 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,680 # Less scaffolding 705 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:35,360 # With my cat who is fighting catnip 706 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:40,560 # Biscuits are my catnip too 707 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:47,000 # Oh, look there are crumbs in my bralette. # 708 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,600 LAUGHTER 709 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,840 APPLAUSE, CHEERING 710 00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:00,760 Yeah, she hated doing this. 711 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,240 She absolutely hated doing that, but I think it's wonderful. 712 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,720 Oh, I have such a terrible history of singing though. 713 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,160 Like, I was in a relationship 714 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,680 with somebody who always said, "Don't sing it sounds awful". 715 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:11,280 And I didn't sing for years 716 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,720 and that was THE, 717 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:16,040 probably THE most horrific thing I've ever done in my whole life. 718 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,920 AUDIENCE AWS 719 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,360 Who was it who said that you sang awful at singing? 720 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,640 Ex-partner. 721 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:22,920 Oh, fuck you, ex-partner. 722 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,040 CHEERING, APPLAUSE 723 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:34,160 My life is now in the section of my life that is after watching that. 724 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,480 Everything building up has been before watching that 725 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,520 and now my life can begin again. 726 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,640 SHE DRY RETCHES 727 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,600 I genuinely thought it was really sweet. 728 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,920 It was certainly quite a contrast to, 729 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,120 # "It's me Fern Brady, me Fern Brady." 730 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,040 Yeah, and the story made sense. 731 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,960 The story did make sense. 732 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,400 I think it's about a woman 733 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,360 and a cat who are both eating biscuit crumbs from a bra. 734 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,240 Yeah. It's a comfier bra, it's like a night-time bra, 735 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,480 like the sort of bra you wear on, like, a Sunday. 736 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,360 I know what a bralette is. Have a look. 737 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,000 You need a bit of structure. 738 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,000 No, sorry. Um... 739 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:18,480 LAUGHTER 740 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,960 This is gonna be an absolute stinker to judge. Who's next? 741 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,720 Yeah. Now it's Dara O Briain. 742 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,880 # Do you know my greatest fear 743 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,200 # Of all the fears, my greatest fear 744 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:34,360 # Is to be the victim of defenestration? 745 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:38,320 # That fear might seem nebulous, mysterious, fantabulous 746 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:41,480 # But it spins around my head, it's quite gyratory 747 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:45,200 # They used to do it in Prague a lot in olden times, political plots 748 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:48,760 # But listen now I'll tell you how it happened to me 749 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:52,600 # I once met a man in Spain who said to me to do a dance 750 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:56,000 # "Senor, do the fandango or the window you will go" 751 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:59,720 # I said, "No, I will not go out the window no, no, no 752 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:05,120 # Take those foul palabras and shove them down your throat. # 753 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,480 APPLAUSE, CHEERING 754 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,520 Before I come onto the song uh–my first observation is 755 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,120 I think it would have been nice 756 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,200 to have had more of your face in the video. 757 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:20,080 LAUGHTER 758 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:24,360 It looked to me like a public information song from the '70s. 759 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,760 Well, it, it, it's based on a real event. 760 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,920 Uh, where I met a man who said, 761 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,680 "I'll throw you out of a window." Uh, and... 762 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:34,720 Where did you meet this man? In Prague. Uh, and he said, 763 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,040 "I will defenestrate you", which is as you know 764 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,840 a very common thing in Prague in times of political upheaval. 765 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,840 That's how they assassinate people. Of course, I don't know why 766 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,520 I'm telling you that. Obsequious. And... 767 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,360 Even during that description of what 768 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,360 the songs about all I'm looking at is his big head. 769 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,960 It did lean into my big head. It did make... 770 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,600 I don't think you have got a big head 771 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,160 but on that video it sort of, I don't know. Who's next? 772 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:05,200 OK. There's only one person left. Munya Chawawa. 773 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,920 # Goodness gracious, big brows in the mansion, spacious 774 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,840 # Got a posh ting and her back's bodacious 775 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,200 # Never talks slow, she's so loquacious 776 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:15,120 # Real fanatic, go to the gym, but I'm still an asthmatic 777 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,240 # Crowd goes wild, emphatic 778 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,200 # Money up like cash in the attic 779 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:20,640 # Jovial 780 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,320 # Alex Horne, that's the homey, yo 781 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,000 # Is that euphoria? 782 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,520 # Is it me or did we just get hornier? 783 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,960 # I'm on Taskmaster 784 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,560 # I'm like Greg but I rap faster 785 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,560 # And when he raises his specs that can only mean one thing 786 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,160 # Sex. # 787 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,840 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 788 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,680 Um, I think, uh, 789 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:50,720 it's the most middle class rap I've ever heard in my life. 790 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:51,960 What was it about? 791 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:57,960 You know, it was off the dome, uh, you know. 792 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,080 It was off the dome? 793 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,920 Me and the homies were chilling in the back. 794 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,640 We were freestyling, 8-miling. 795 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,960 Real, real Prague smiling. We were. 796 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,320 Yeah, sorry, mate. I don't think you heard my question. 797 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,200 What was it about? 798 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,520 Can we have some scores? OK. 799 00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,360 I'm not gonna give anyone one point. 800 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,360 It's probably that I'm not straight enough to appreciate rap 801 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,840 and also I don't know what 802 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,480 the hell Dara was going on about. 803 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,200 So I'm giving Dara and Munya two points each. 804 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:29,320 OK. 805 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,200 I felt the same emotion about 806 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:34,360 the tangerine curry as I did about 807 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,480 # "Me Fern Brady, me Fern Brady. #" 808 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,720 So I'm giving them four points each. 809 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,800 But the one that really touched me the most, 810 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,640 five points goes to Sarah Millican. 811 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,400 APPLAUSE, CHEERING 812 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,920 OK, it's time for me to send you to the stage 813 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,880 for the final task of the show. 814 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,080 APPLAUSE 815 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,040 Who's gonna read out the task? 816 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,640 Uh, Dara O Briain, please. 817 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:10,720 "Throw your egg and your spoon the same distance. 818 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:14,280 "Both egg and spoon must cross the qualifying line. 819 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:19,120 "If either your egg or spoon fall off the 'Knappet', 820 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,400 "you are disqualified. 821 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:26,400 "The most distanced egg and spoon each round are out. 822 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:31,800 "If your egg doesn't break, your distance is halved. 823 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,680 "Last player standing wins." 824 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,080 So, one at a time, you'll go to the throwing circle 825 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,000 with an egg and a spoon. 826 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,360 You'll throw them both over this line. 827 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,000 Each time the person whose egg 828 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:47,200 and spoon are farthest apart from each other will be out. 829 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:48,840 It's Dara to throw first. 830 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,000 O Briain approaches the play zone. 831 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,480 Not a bad throw. Not a bad throw. 832 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,440 Fern, you're up next. If you could select an orange egg, please. 833 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,240 Just so you know we're measuring the egg, not the paint. 834 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:15,200 Most of the egg has gone over the qualifying line. 835 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:17,160 Oh, it's further. 836 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,000 It is further. 837 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:20,680 John Kearns next, please. 838 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:21,880 Yellow. 839 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,440 WHISPERS: Kearns. 840 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,080 That is bold. 841 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,920 LAUGHTER 842 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,520 APPLAUSE 843 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,840 It's Munya next. Green to match him. 844 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:38,720 I hope this doesn't throw you off, 845 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,360 but one of your eggs does contain the corpse of Smooth Rupert. 846 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,560 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 847 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:49,880 Solid. 848 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:54,000 He has managed to shove the yellow egg farther away from the spoon. 849 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,760 It's essentially a form of curling. 850 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,880 That is fine, that is fine. 851 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:05,120 Yeah. Sarah Millican. Blue. 852 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,240 It's been a while since I've had any eggs. 853 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,800 Thank you for getting the ovary joke. 854 00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:16,920 Are you going spoon first? 855 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,120 Is that not allowed? 856 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,960 It's allowed. 857 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,760 Great spoon game. 858 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,760 APPLAUSE 859 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,160 Yellow is out. 860 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,440 Sorry, John. 861 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,640 What, I don't get another go? No. 862 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,200 John, just to show you're out, 863 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:38,520 would you put your hands on your chin, please? 864 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:41,680 There we are. 865 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:43,360 OK, it's round two. 866 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:47,480 Remember, if you don't break your egg, your distance is halved. 867 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:51,160 In all honesty, Alex, I don't understand this one at all. 868 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,240 I was asking John the rules earlier 869 00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,520 and he's like the worst person to ask. 870 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,080 AUDIENCE OOHS 871 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:07,760 AUDIENCE AWS 872 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,320 I think Fern might be in trouble. 873 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,320 That has absolutely backfired on you. 874 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,680 AUDIENCE AWS 875 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,640 Oh, my god. 876 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,560 You've lost, Sarah, you've lost, Sarah. 877 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,440 I know. 878 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,360 Round three. 879 00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,400 It didn't go beyond the qualification line. 880 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:50,560 We've lost Munya Chawawa. 881 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,240 Unlucky, Munya. 882 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,000 And to the gripping finale. 883 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,280 FERN: Dara. 884 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,920 AUDIENCE OOHS 885 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:10,640 Not bad, not bad. Lovely, lovely. 886 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,280 This is so much pressure. 887 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,360 That's a nice throw. Here we go. 888 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,680 Oh, fuck. 889 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:27,800 Dara O Briain is the winner. 890 00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,120 CHEERING 891 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:33,320 Come back down and we'll add that to your final scores. 892 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,360 Wow. Big wow. High octane. 893 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,720 Yes, poor old John only had one go, so he gets one point. 894 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,480 Two to Sarah, three to Munya, four to Fern 895 00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,960 but yet again, Dara O Briain, he's, he's very good at this. 896 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,040 Five points to Dara O Briain. There it is. 897 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,000 And so to the final scoreboard. 898 00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:01,960 Well, for the first time ever, all five have the same points. 899 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,320 No nothing like that, no. 900 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:06,720 We have a winner 901 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,280 and that winner has 22 points, it's Sarah Millican. 902 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,800 APPLAUSE, CHEERING 903 00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,200 Sarah wins. 904 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:15,440 Please go and visit your garden of delights. 905 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,720 OK, were off and you're off too. 906 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:23,400 But first, let's support the winner of episode four. 907 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,760 One more time, it's Sarah Millican. 908 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,720 CHEERING 909 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,880 INDISTINCT 910 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,320 Subtitles by Red Bee Media