1 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:04,200 SHE GROANS 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:08,280 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,080 HE GRUNTS 4 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:13,200 SHE GASPS 5 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,480 VARIOUS GASPS 6 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,160 Shut up! 7 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,280 Oh, be care... Oh. 8 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:24,000 ALEX GROWLS 9 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,120 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 10 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:38,280 Hello, welcome to Taskmaster. 11 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:41,440 I'm Greg Davies, and I'm just your average guy. 12 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:43,040 I like fast cars, good wine, 13 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:46,200 and the feel of a strong mountain wind howling through my legs 14 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:49,400 as I look across my kingdom, hands on hips, 15 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,440 naked as the day I was born. 16 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,320 Naked as my creator intended. 17 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,120 Fully naked. 18 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:58,000 It's within this kingdom that five disparate souls 19 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,400 have been doing battle. 20 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,960 Their task completing ability so far has ranged from "Good" 21 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,040 to "Are you all right? Seriously? 22 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:06,760 "Do you need to call someone?" 23 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,800 Let's open a new chapter, but before we do... 24 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,520 Still thinking about me naked on the mountain, aren't you? 25 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,680 Me too. Hot sauce. 26 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,680 Please welcome Dara O Briain... 27 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,440 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 28 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:24,520 ..Fern Brady... 29 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:25,760 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 30 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:26,960 ..John Kearns... 31 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,080 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 32 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,200 ..Munya Chawawa... 33 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:30,280 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 34 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:31,680 ..and Sarah Millican. 35 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 36 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:38,760 And next to me, a man who confided in me recently that he thinks 37 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:42,240 all primary school teachers are the scum of the Earth. 38 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,280 HIGH VOICE: It's Little Alex Horne. 39 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:49,840 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 40 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:51,640 Not all. Not all. 41 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,120 Hello, everyone. 42 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,000 Hi, Greg. Hi, mate. 43 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,400 Oh, I'm feeling so wistful. 44 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,560 What's happening? I was just sort of thinking back. 45 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,240 I was trying to remember my first memory. 46 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,480 I was trying to think, "What's my first memory?" 47 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:04,840 And I think... It's weird. 48 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,080 I think it's the first time I tasted ham. 49 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,880 I was in a restaurant, or somewhere like that, 50 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:11,440 with my wife, and, er... 51 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:17,160 2008. It was wafer thin ham. Have you had wafer thin ham? 52 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,880 Yep. I think that's my first memory. 53 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:21,400 So I thought I'd say that. 54 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,440 OK. And the punch line? 55 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,360 Do you want some euros? You can have some euros? 56 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,200 There's 50 euros. 57 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,040 Right, let's get on with the prize task, shall we? 58 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,000 Today you've asked them all to bring in 59 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:40,800 the most useless thing that you've bought that cost over £20. 60 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,720 Hmm! Oh! And, yes, the item Greg Davies thinks is 61 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:46,560 the most useless will get its owner five satisfying points. 62 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,400 Then at the end of the show, the overall winner will take home 63 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:53,280 over £100 worth of prizes. Whoa, mama! 64 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,880 Good. Good. Right, Fern? 65 00:02:56,920 --> 00:03:00,240 I have brought a harness and leash for my cat. 66 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,960 Here is Fern's cat harness. 67 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,280 AUDIENCE: Aw! 68 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:04,480 A genuine thing. 69 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:08,160 We all went "Aw," but I think we were doing that at the pretend cat, 70 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,320 not at the fairly S&M-looking cat leash. 71 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,040 My gym membership hadn't really worked out, 72 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:16,640 so I had this notion that 73 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:19,840 the cat was going to do all these outdoors things with me. 74 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,520 I think we've got video footage. 75 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,960 Yes, yes. Oh, my God. This is the cat wearing the harness. 76 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,040 Time for your walk. Come on. 77 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,440 I cannot believe I thought this was a good idea. 78 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,760 Oh, my God! 79 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,600 It's pretty useless. 80 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,680 That was £70, by the way. 81 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,880 Jesus Christ. 82 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,160 Dara? 83 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:52,160 I, it turns out, purchased a worm trumpet. 84 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,960 Yeah, this is Dara's worm trumpet. 85 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,800 There you go. 86 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,720 You're supposed to lie in the ground and put your ear to it, 87 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:05,560 and you can hear the worms move in the ground below. 88 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,520 Wow. 89 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,640 And actually, if you do listen to it, you don't hear a lot. 90 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,360 And even if you do, it's worms. 91 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,640 It's not like it's opening a magical door into a... 92 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,960 They're not tap-dancing down there, are they? No. 93 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,960 So far, so strong, I've got to say. So far, so far. 94 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,800 Yeah, but great news. John next. 95 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,640 John's here. 96 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:29,240 Erm, so it's a... 97 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:31,960 ..a streaker for Subbuteo. 98 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,320 Yes, it is, and here it is. 99 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,080 You bought it? 100 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,320 Yeah, I bought that, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 101 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:46,000 I love that. 102 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,640 Wow. 103 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,880 It's useless, cos I don't own any Subbuteo. 104 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,440 This is one of John's strongest things he's done on the show so far. 105 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:02,120 Munya, what have you brought in? 106 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:05,800 I have brought in a golden snitch fidget spinner. 107 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:11,600 Wow. So I have to say this is not actually linked to Harry Potter. 108 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,640 It cost me 15 quid. 109 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,720 I brought it in because it's got more emotional significance 110 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:21,600 than it does use, cos I had a very strict Zimbabwean Christian dad. 111 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:24,040 Growing up, I wasn't allowed to watch Harry Potter, 112 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:27,080 so this isn't just an object, it's an act of rebellion. 113 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,160 Wow. Great story. Yeah. 114 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:32,840 Shame it only cost 15 quid, and subsequently fails. 115 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,680 Were you secretly into Harry Potter, then? 116 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:39,720 Yeah, massively, like all the other guys at school were watching porn, 117 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,040 and I was watching The Chamber Of Secrets. 118 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,080 Did you have to sneak off and watch it somewhere? 119 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:47,000 Yeah, I had to watch it under the covers. I had to make a little tent. 120 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,160 He had to make a Harry Potter tent. 121 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,920 Shall we pretend it cost £21? 122 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,400 Yeah, give it to him. OK. 123 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:56,640 In fact, I'll ask him. OK. 124 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,240 Hey, Munya, how much was it? 125 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,560 £21. 126 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,760 Sarah? 127 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,440 I decided to try and make vegetables more fun 128 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:09,080 to stop me eating so many sweets, 129 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,920 so I bought a mandoline. 130 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:16,080 The reason it's useless is because I used it once 131 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:20,040 and I genuinely threw away something called a finger protector. 132 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:24,880 LAUGHTER 133 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,840 And I shouted to my husband, "Look, look, look, it's going well," 134 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:30,200 and I had a courgette, and it was going well, 135 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:33,680 and then it went down too quickly and took the top of me finger off. 136 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,000 Let's have a look at the murderous object. 137 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,840 OK, here is the mandoline. 138 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,720 There we go. 139 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:43,160 So I took it in in a bag of ice into A&E, 140 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:46,200 and it was perched on a slice of courgette, 141 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:50,800 and the nurse held it up, and he went, 142 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,640 "What were you having for your tea?" 143 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,440 I think it's quite useful if you use it properly 144 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,000 and you don't take your digit off. 145 00:06:58,040 --> 00:06:59,520 Well, I was trying to lose weight, 146 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,400 and I did manage to lose a little bit, so... 147 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,280 The woman took the end of her finger off, 148 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:05,800 so let's give her more than one. 149 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,760 Right. So we'll start with two points. 150 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:09,280 So, Sarah, you get two points. 151 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:13,200 Joint three points to Fern and Munya. 152 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,920 OK, they're joint third. Good. Yes. 153 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,840 Incredibly, I'm going to put the worm trumpet in second place. 154 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,120 Four to Dara, and for five, 155 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:23,040 it is just mystifying why the man would buy the streaker. 156 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:26,040 Five to John Kearns. There we go, five points to John Kearns. 157 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:28,240 APPLAUSE 158 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,720 Do you have a task ready, Alex? Yes, I do, 159 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:34,880 and in some ways, this was a rubbish shoot for everybody. 160 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:50,080 Oooh! 161 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,280 Hi, Fern. Hiya. 162 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:55,080 Hello, Munya. Alex, let me tell you this right now - 163 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,560 got a good feeling about this. 164 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,360 HE IMITATES SOUND OF BONGOS 165 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:01,480 SHE CACKLES 166 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,920 "Get the most pleasure..." 167 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,200 .."pleasure." 168 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:08,040 "..pleasure from all of these rubber chutes." 169 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:10,000 "You have 30 minutes." 170 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,920 "Your time starts now." 171 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:16,120 So, first thoughts - just a massive slide. 172 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,600 Slide. 173 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:21,520 I wish they were bigger, cos I'd just make a slide. 174 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:22,960 LAUGHTER 175 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,840 Well, I would just go inside. 176 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,800 And then what would you do? 177 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,760 Er, have a sleep. 178 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,720 LAUGHTER 179 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,040 Are they percussive? 180 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:35,120 DULL CLANGS 181 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:38,800 I'm going to need five little chocolates. Five little choccies. 182 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,800 FERN: Oh! 183 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:41,920 CHAINS RATTLE 184 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,240 FERN CRIES OUT 185 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:48,480 Are you having pleasure? 186 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:51,160 Oh, I can see a little green fly. 187 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,000 Yep, right, OK. 188 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:59,520 Fern, is fair to say that a lot of our tasks 189 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:02,600 are getting in the way of you having a nice sleep? 190 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,560 Ah, now, it's for a very good reason. 191 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,600 I was so excited about coming in to do the task days 192 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:11,000 that I didn't sleep, which then meant I was tired 193 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,800 and couldn't do my tasks very well. 194 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,480 Every day when you came in, 195 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,720 I would say, "I've been too excited again." 196 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,520 Yeah! 197 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:22,520 Well, I've written down what my perception of what we're about 198 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:25,200 to see is. I think we're getting three slides, one with choccies, 199 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:28,640 and a big Irishman playing a giant glockenspiel. 200 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:31,720 OK, we're going to start with two very physical men, 201 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,560 Munya and Dara. 202 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:36,880 What are you doing with that, Munya? 203 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:40,840 I am giving myself maximum pleasure. 204 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,520 There we go. Suits him. 205 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:45,480 Yeah, got to give it to the man sometimes. Give him one of these. 206 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,880 Go on. 207 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,200 I don't want to. 208 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:53,280 You know those machines in baseball that whack the thing at you? 209 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,280 You're kind of like a human version of that, 210 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,840 and there's hurling, which is the Irish national sport. OK. 211 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,080 Yeah, so we set up a target, 212 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,200 but that's not important. Let's not dwell on that. 213 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:02,760 Let's put this on. 214 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,320 OK, good. 215 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,760 Does that feel secure? 216 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,560 Er, no, not at all. 217 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,120 Allow me to introduce you to Knocowt. 218 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,920 The goal is to hit the cow. 219 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:17,160 Here it comes, OK? 220 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,640 Nope! 221 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,120 Right, ready? Three... 222 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,680 Did it work? No, cos you started twerking. 223 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,320 Oh! 224 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,400 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! 225 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:32,880 Right, three, two, one. 226 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,440 Oh, no. 227 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,320 Ready? Yep. 228 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,240 Let's go closer. 229 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:46,720 Are we still having fun? Yes, yes. Good, good. 230 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,520 You ready? Yes. 231 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,840 OK, that worked! 232 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,080 CLANG 233 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,440 Ho-ho-ho! 234 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,040 Yes, we hit one! 235 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,520 Yes! 236 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,000 That was fun! 237 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,240 Three, two... 238 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,400 Yes! 239 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,200 Oh-ho-ho! 240 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:21,880 We did it! 241 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,120 I'm going to go and get some water. Do you want anything? 242 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,440 Yeah, a little bit of milk. Little bit of milk? All right. 243 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,680 Thank you. Well, she can sort you with that. 244 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,440 APPLAUSE 245 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:34,240 When I was a young man, my dad took me to a tennis court once 246 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:38,680 for a tennis lesson, and what he actually did was fire aces past me. 247 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,280 Watching you dredged up those memories for me, 248 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:46,240 cos you looked like you were just lost in your own world. 249 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:49,080 I was... Am I your dad in this or am I you swinging wildly? 250 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:52,640 You're my dad. OK. You're my dad, Dara. OK. 251 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:56,480 Well, this is an interesting dynamic. Er... 252 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:59,160 Munya, what's this giving it to the man action? 253 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,640 It's a sign of respect. 254 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,880 I can do it now if you want. I want you to give it to the man. 255 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,480 All right, shall I give it to the man? 256 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:05,600 Yeah. All right, then. 257 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,320 OK, I'll just give you one little one. 258 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,200 Don't zoom in just cos it's quite cold. 259 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:11,720 Oh! 260 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,840 Quite gentle. 261 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,480 Er, who's next? 262 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:18,840 Er, well, I can imagine John's friends and family would like 263 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,200 to see what John did, so here's what John did. 264 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:30,240 Have pleasure. Oh, I'm going to have a lot of pleasure. 265 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,160 Here we go. 266 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,280 Oh! 267 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,880 HE YELLS IN DISPLEASURE 268 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,280 Is it pleasurable? 269 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:48,440 Oh, yeah. 270 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,960 Where's the choccies, huh? 271 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,520 You'll find them. 272 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:58,360 HE YELLS IN DISPLEASURE 273 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,040 Oooh. 274 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,040 HE GRUNTS IN DISPLEASURE 275 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,200 Alex? 276 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,800 Yes, John? Can I have some pleasure time now? 277 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,640 All right, do you want me to lower the flap? Yes, please. 278 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,120 Have pleasure. 279 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:23,120 OK. That was fantastic. 280 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,280 Could you, er, lift my flap? 281 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,680 Yes, I'd love too. Here we go. 282 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,240 HE GROANS IN DISPLEASURE 283 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,080 Right. 284 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,040 Fuck me, imagine I get this. 285 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,680 Genuine pleasure. 286 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,040 Oh! 287 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,160 Shit! 288 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,680 But it's fun, this is the thing, it's very pleasurable. OK. 289 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:55,000 Oh, right, throw the ball... head it straight in. 290 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,040 Got to leap like a salmon. I will, yeah. 291 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,520 I'm trying my best. 292 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:09,960 Oh, fuck it. 293 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,400 Ugh! Didn't even hit the bell. 294 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,960 John, what's your definition of pleasure? 295 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,560 Doing something well. 296 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,040 I put it to you 297 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:38,760 you were demonstrably in pain throughout most of it. 298 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,240 Yeah, I did... I didn't enjoy going down the slide. 299 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,240 But there were five little choccies. 300 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,960 And then, on national television, 301 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:49,160 you reveal that you're not very good at football. 302 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,480 There was no Munya style, "Yeah!" 303 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:52,680 There was none of that, John. 304 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,040 No, I'm not like Munya. 305 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,200 You're kind of giving it... 306 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,760 You need to give it to the man, bro, I've been telling you. 307 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,640 No, I don't give it. Gon on, give it to the man. 308 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,960 I enjoyed giving it to the man. You can give it to the man. 309 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,760 Give it to the man. Just give it to the man. 310 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,280 You'll feel so much better, John. Get up and give it to the man. 311 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,040 OK, three two one, give it to the man. 312 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,720 And there we go. 313 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,360 APPLAUSE 314 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,200 Join us back here very soon. 315 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,920 VERY soon. I'm starting the clock now. 316 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,240 Go! 317 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,440 APPLAUSE 318 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,640 APPLAUSE 319 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,880 Hello. Welcome back to Taskmaster. 320 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,680 There's a little guy sitting next to me 321 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,280 who just can't wait to talk to you. 322 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,320 Ooh! 323 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,480 Before the break, Munya and Dara tried to get the most pleasure 324 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,560 out of some rubbish chutes by using them for sport like proper men. 325 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,160 We also saw John's attempt. 326 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,920 Finally... LAUGHTER 327 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:52,200 Finally, it's Fern and Sarah and their ideas of pleasure. 328 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,760 I have an idea! 329 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,080 SHE LAUGHS 330 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,840 It feels like I'm doing bad things to my dad or something. 331 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:15,000 I would like you to first put on a blindfold, 332 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,400 and then I'm passing you a shower cap... Why? 333 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,680 ..to protect your lovely hair. Oh. 334 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,880 Do you like bananas? Yes. 335 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,920 Catch them in your mouth. Right. 336 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:28,760 So I just want you to be ready for anything. Is that all right? 337 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:29,800 Yes. 338 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,120 Oh! 339 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,160 Oh! Ooh! 340 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,040 Where is it going to come from? 341 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,800 Yes! 342 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,640 I haven't finished the first bit. 343 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,760 Well, I didn't want to give you a chance to finish it 344 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,840 cos that's not the task. The task is my pleasure. 345 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,520 Yeah. Are you finding it pleasurable? 346 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,040 Yeah, it's really good fun! Is it? 347 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,520 Is that one finished? 348 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:57,760 That one's finished. 349 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,400 Now what? 350 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,280 Oh! 351 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,080 Ugh! 352 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:09,120 Make your thin lips stick out more. 353 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,360 Please. 354 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,440 Did you say "please"? 355 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:15,680 I won't have any passive aggressive stuff from you, please. 356 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,840 I'm trying to wipe my hands, 357 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:21,400 but everywhere I wipe it, they're getting dirtier. 358 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,720 Oh, yep. Yep. 359 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,440 That's not sore. Raise your eyebrow. 360 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,920 Did you say that's NOT sore? 361 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,800 I can smell something. 362 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,120 Egg? 363 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,600 Drink this. Drink this. 364 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,800 It's warm. 365 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,600 I quite like it. Is it soup? 366 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,160 You look scary now. 367 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,080 Right. Have you finished? 368 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,560 Erm, yeah. 369 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,040 Er... 370 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,080 I've got bananas all over my feet. 371 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,320 Right. 372 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,840 Did you enjoy yourself? 373 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,320 No, I didn't enjoy myself. 374 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,600 I did, though. 375 00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,920 Yeah. 376 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,800 SARAH LAUGHS Bye! 377 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,440 Bye-bye. 378 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,000 APPLAUSE 379 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,800 Well, I mean straight off the bat, 380 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,680 two things gave me a great deal of pleasure - 381 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,160 Alex Horne in your dress, 382 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,640 and the sentence, "Catch them in your mouth." 383 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,120 It was so much fun, 384 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:21,320 because I was brought up to be, like, tidy and polite 385 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,080 and all of the rubbish things, 386 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:27,040 and it was so great to just let loose, and I had a tremendous time. 387 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,480 I could see. You know, how many of us haven't been told by our parents, 388 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,200 "Don't you throw cream at someone through a big pipe"? 389 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,120 LAUGHTER 390 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:38,120 Fern, yours was a bit more Medieval, I thought? 391 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:42,120 What was a curve-ball for me, and when it started becoming like Misery 392 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,880 the film, was when out of nowhere you decided to fill his mouth 393 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,640 full of ketchup. Yeah. 394 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:52,120 The thing is, he's extremely passive aggressive, 395 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:56,160 so he does a lot of things like goes "Hmm" under his breath. 396 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,720 Yeah. A very English brand of passive aggressive 397 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,040 that just makes me want to be violent to him. 398 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,840 Yeah. 399 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,200 It's so hard to score that, 400 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,440 because everybody looked like they were having fun. 401 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,880 Well, I have isolated their pleasure on their faces. 402 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,280 You can see four of them here. 403 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,480 A lot of genuine pleasure. 404 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,200 John looked like this. 405 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,840 LAUGHTER 406 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,200 So it's neck and neck. 407 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,640 I think what I need to reward is multiple forms of pleasure, 408 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:31,760 so that means Dara, even though he was pumped up 409 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,480 like the most competitive dad... Competitive dad. 410 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,600 LAUGHTER 411 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,560 What was that? The competitive dad? 412 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:46,800 Even though Dara was such a competitive dad... 413 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,400 Competitive dad? Competitive dad. 414 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,680 ..he was only enjoying one form of pleasure, 415 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,760 albeit aggressive and full-throated. I'm going to give him two points. 416 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,480 Two to Dara, fine. What?! 417 00:19:56,520 --> 00:20:00,000 I'm going to give John three points, 418 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,720 because honestly, I think that John just expresses pleasure 419 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,040 in a different way, that's all. 420 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:08,480 I felt that Munya and Sarah were having equal amounts of fun. 421 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,160 I'm going to give them four points each. 422 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,280 But Fern's was just so weird, 423 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,320 and the reason she's got five points is she didn't even say goodbye 424 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:19,640 at the end. She just wandered off. OK. So five points to Fern. 425 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,240 There it is. There we go. Five points to Fern Brady. 426 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,880 APPLAUSE 427 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,720 Scoreboard, please. 428 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,880 Well, we have two people in joint last, 429 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:33,240 but two people in joint first as well, and that's Fern and John. 430 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,960 APPLAUSE 431 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,200 Next, please. 432 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,800 OK, well, it's time for another routine team task. 433 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,560 UPBEAT TUNE PLAYS 434 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,400 Hello, Alex. Yeah! 435 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,920 MUNYA BEATBOXES 436 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,360 This is a nice ambience. 437 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,720 Oh, amazing. 438 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,040 Boom. 439 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,760 You may now open the task. 440 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,640 Woo! Let's do it. 441 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,520 THEY HUM THE TUNE 442 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,200 "The best routine to..." Oh, fuck. 443 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,560 "..perform the best routine to this musical backing." 444 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,800 "You've got 30 minutes. Your time starts now." 445 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:38,840 DARA SIGHS 446 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,240 We just did it. That's what I've got, that's it. 447 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,560 Let's listen to it again. OK. 448 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,960 TUNE PLAYS AGAIN 449 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,760 I know seven types of martial arts. 450 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,360 Do you?! Do you? Yep. Try and hit me. 451 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,800 No. No, no. Just try, just try. 452 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,080 You told me, so you're ready. 453 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:55,320 I'll hit you later on when you're making a cup of tea. 454 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,480 All right. I'm not an idiot. 455 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,040 How do you draw a dance number? 456 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,760 Oh, that's a classic problem for choreographers for generations. 457 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,720 So we're going to do a workout routine. Yeah. 458 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,960 Apologies for any accidental farts. 459 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,240 There is this idea, of course. 460 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,440 APPLAUSE 461 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,640 INAUDIBLE BUT SOON-TO-BE-REVEALED DISCUSSION 462 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,840 I just said to John, "Who did that shit drawing?" 463 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,760 And he was like, "That was you." 464 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,880 You probably had a sleep shortly after. 465 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,840 Lots to look forward to in yours, I think. 466 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,040 Mm. I think we've got a picture 467 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,800 of Munya's face when you threatened to accidentally fart. 468 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,040 Here it is. 469 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,680 LAUGHTER 470 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:42,360 But it's better to apologise first for anything that might happen. 471 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,400 Shall we crack on? We'll crack on. 472 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:47,000 With a combined age of 119 at the time of recording, 473 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,000 it's Dara and Fern and John. 474 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,880 NOW-FAMILIAR TUNE PLAYS 475 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,160 APPLAUSE 476 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,440 Right, that was weird. 477 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,440 It's the, er, title sequence to an American sitcom from the '80s. 478 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,560 That's what we thought the music sounded like. 479 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,360 And your character, Biff Chippington. Biff Chippington, yes. 480 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,000 He was the actor, was he? He's the actor who plays the character. 481 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:57,240 Oh, sorry. Chip Biffington is the character. 482 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,560 And he's also actually quite a senior doctor. 483 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,680 Dr Coco Pops? 484 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,560 Or a recurring patient. It's difficult to know. 485 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,240 Yeah, I'm in every week with a different problem. 486 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,600 Yeah. So like there, my skull had to be removed from my stomach. 487 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,160 Sorry, had Dr Pops died on this occasion? 488 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,800 I die every week. 489 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,480 Time for a break now, 490 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,120 or, as my uncle who couldn't pronounce vowels used to say, 491 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,240 "Tm fr brk nw." 492 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,600 See you in a bit. 493 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,120 APPLAUSE 494 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,360 APPLAUSE 495 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:40,280 Hello. Welcome back to Taskmaster, 496 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,600 where we're midway through a team task. 497 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,320 Mm, he's just dreamy. 498 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:47,520 And right, too. There's a catchy tune which the teams are trying 499 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,080 to perform the best routine too. 500 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,720 We've had hospital melodrama. 501 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,600 Now it's time to see some Sarah Munya drama. 502 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,080 UNFAMILIAR INTRO 503 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,760 THE TUNE PLAYS YET AGAIN 504 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:09,400 APPLAUSE 505 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,400 It's a classic training montage. 506 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,920 Mm-hm. You were swiping things away. 507 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,680 There was the one finger press-ups. Press-ups, yeah. 508 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,600 There was the aimlessly punching at a loaf. 509 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,280 We couldn't get hold of a big amount of meat, you know, like a carcass. 510 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,280 Oh, you were going for that Rocky vibe? 511 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,680 Yeah. So we thought we'd do a more sort of... You know. 512 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,920 With a baguette? Yeah, little... 513 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,880 You do do martial arts, right? Seven different kinds. 514 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,120 I'd say there were three tops. 515 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,120 There are only three, but he does seven. Oh! 516 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,640 Right, how are you going to score them, then? 517 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,360 I'm going to be really generous today. 518 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,000 I'm going to give them four points because I enjoyed it very much, 519 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,360 and I'm going to give these lunatics five points 520 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:53,960 because I enjoyed it even better. 521 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,640 APPLAUSE 522 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,120 Where are we for the next one, Alex? 523 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,240 We are in baggage reclaim, Greg. 524 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,560 Alex! What you doing down there, you spicy turnip? 525 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,520 Hello. Hello, Sarah. 526 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,360 Well, it's genuinely eerie, this. 527 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,640 Really messed up opening that. 528 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,080 Oops! 529 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:40,760 "Place one luggage trolley a certain distance away from the line. 530 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,840 "Then starting behind the line, 531 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,560 "strike that luggage trolley with another luggage trolley." 532 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,640 I can do that, easy. Piss easy. 533 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,920 "If you strike the first luggage trolley 534 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,680 "with another luggage trolley... 535 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,880 "..you may move the first luggage trolley further away." 536 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,680 You may not move any unsuccessful luggage trollies. 537 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,920 "Furthest luggage trolley struck wins. 538 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,760 "You have ten minutes. Your time starts now." 539 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:08,040 Oh, they really do their own thing on the wheels, don't they? 540 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,400 Oh, my God. Maybe years of shopping in Asda will help. 541 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,120 APPLAUSE 542 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:20,000 To me, this is a childhood dream, to be in an abandoned airport. 543 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,880 I still got searched. 544 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,720 LAUGHTER 545 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,720 APPLAUSE 546 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,440 Right, it's a classic game of luggage trolley bowls. 547 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:34,320 Mm-hm. We're going to start with Sarah and Fern. 548 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,760 Oh, this is quite hard! 549 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,240 But fun? 550 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,280 One metre. 551 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,080 Yeah, I think that hit. 552 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,200 So I can move it back here? Wherever you want. 553 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:57,960 No! 554 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,920 OK, the further they are, the more chance there is that they veer off. 555 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,880 Yes. 556 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,360 Oh, no! 557 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,600 That was close. 558 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,720 Wondering whether to jam it in. 559 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,360 I don't know what I'm doing, Alex, but I'm going to give it a go. 560 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,760 Yes! OK. 561 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,080 It's touching it. 562 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:30,440 Yes! 563 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,880 Double trolley. 564 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,120 Oh, there's two! 565 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,600 You said, "Have some fun, Sarah. 566 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:39,160 "You're not letting any more fun in your life." That's what you said. 567 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,840 It was hurtful at the time, 568 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,320 but I've taken it on board, and I'm having a lovely time. 569 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,600 I actually thought I was going to do something magical there, 570 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,600 and yous would all be like, "Argh!" 571 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,200 Come on. 572 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:00,880 Yes! 573 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,600 One minute left. 574 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:07,160 Oh, Alex, I just realised I'm, like, wasting energy 575 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:11,400 going up to the line when I could just be pushing from here, right? 576 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,520 So you're learning. 577 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:14,880 Fuck off. Right. 578 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,920 This is your final trolley. 579 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,080 No! 580 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:28,760 It's like a trolley graveyard over there. It's horrible. 581 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,200 Maybe? 582 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,720 Yay! 583 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,720 Bye. Goodbye. 584 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,520 APPLAUSE 585 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,280 Sarah, did you surprise yourself with your temperament? 586 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,560 I had a nice time, 587 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,800 and I hate when anything reminds me that exercise is all right. 588 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,840 It really annoys me, cos I think, "Oh, it's just shit," 589 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,280 and then I do some and I'll be like "Oh, I feel a bit better," 590 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,480 then I think, "Fuck!" 591 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,240 If I was giving bonus points out any more, which I don't do, 592 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,280 you'd be getting one for telling Alex to fuck off so poetically. 593 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:12,520 Yes. Cos he did his passive aggressive thing again. 594 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:13,920 What did he do? 595 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,040 He went, "You see? You're learning, aren't you?" 596 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,400 Yeah. Patronising. 597 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,160 I think that one, I was trying to be just nice. 598 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:26,680 Trying to be, but you've come across as though you hate women. 599 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,160 Again. Let's crack on. 600 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,240 OK. Next up, it's J K Rowling. 601 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,000 That's John Kearns rolling some trolleys. 602 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,760 GREG SIGHS Again, I'm so sorry. Here we go. 603 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,400 Er... 604 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,480 They're having fun. Yeah. 605 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,040 I'll take a run up. 606 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,760 You're good at this, John. 607 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:52,920 Yeah? 608 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,080 Oh, wow. 609 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,120 That is impossible, isn't it? 610 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,360 You've had no unsuccessful trolleys, John. 611 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:11,920 Good distance. 612 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,040 I don't know. This feels far away, this thing. 613 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,480 Go on! 614 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,080 Go on, you...bastard. 615 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,680 Yes! 616 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,320 That hit it, John. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, saw that. 617 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,200 Thank you, John. 618 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:45,720 APPLAUSE 619 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:52,040 I thought you looked like a professional athlete. 620 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,320 You looked like you were born to bowl luggage trolleys 621 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:59,720 is what I felt, and I'm not even being mean and sarcastic like him. 622 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,880 I'm worried about something. 623 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,480 OK, John. 624 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,040 He didn't show my foot and the line. 625 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,440 You think there's a chance you might have gone over the line 626 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,760 and then we're going to cruelly reveal it afterwards? 627 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,680 LAUGHTER 628 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,600 You've been known to do it. 629 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,720 It was an amazing attempt by John. It was a pleasure to be there. Yep. 630 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,520 I do have to show you... 631 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,040 LAUGHTER 632 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,200 ..just my favourite snap of the whole thing. Yeah. 633 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,280 Have a look at this. Let's have a look at that. 634 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,440 Behind the line. He's fine! 635 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,200 APPLAUSE 636 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,960 Well behind the line. 637 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,320 It's the end of part three, and if you think it's been rubbish so far, 638 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:49,120 don't worry, someone's going to win a fidget snipper after the break. 639 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,000 APPLAUSE 640 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,160 APPLAUSE 641 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,840 Welcome back. 642 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,880 You join us for the final part of Taskmaster. 643 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,040 We hadn't finished the trolley pushing task, had we, 644 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,440 Little Alex Horne? Good Lord, no! 645 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,040 John's in the lead so far, but there are two people left to go, 646 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,480 one smart, one fit. 647 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,840 So finally it's O'brains versus O'brawn. 648 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,520 Let's start off ambitious. 649 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,000 Alex, what's the thing we've been saying this whole series? 650 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,280 Happy birthday. 651 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,320 Go big or go home. 652 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,080 Right. And that is what I plan to do. 653 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,400 Let's get one in the bank, 654 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,280 as we often say in the luggage trolley-pushing game. 655 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,160 Yeah, you got one in the bank. 656 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,760 Go on! 657 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:40,600 Successful strike. 658 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,520 Ooh, you don't want to be using that one. 659 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,200 OK, that's the one. 660 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:48,760 I need a slow clap. 661 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,360 SLOW CLAP Mm-hm! 662 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,720 OK, start to speed up. 663 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,400 CLAP STARTS TO SPEED UP 664 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,880 You see, if you had clapped with a bit more passion, 665 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,360 that wouldn't have happened. 666 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,480 Right, it's gone one metre further. 667 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,880 Oh, you think I was being a bit cautious there, then, do you? 668 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:08,920 Well, a little bit. 669 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,280 One... 670 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,640 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 671 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:14,920 HE GRUNTS 672 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,800 Still, though, you can see that force. 673 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,840 Dara O Briain ain't pushing trolleys that far. 674 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,720 Oh, no, no. Don't. 675 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,360 Oh, do, oh, do, oh, do, oh, do. 676 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,080 Ooh, it hit! 677 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,440 The gentlest of touches. 678 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,960 Oh, that is a beauty. 679 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,800 Come on, little bit of bend. 680 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,400 That's it, there we go! 681 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,160 Argh! Come on. 682 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,640 Push, push, push, push, push. 683 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,640 Wait a minute. 684 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,840 WHISTLE BLOWS OK, right, well, look... 685 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,800 Ten seconds. 686 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,600 Go on. 687 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,960 Yes! 688 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,480 WHISTLE BLOWS 689 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,120 APPLAUSE 690 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:28,040 Munya, you are the most confident person we've had on this show, 691 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,960 because whatever the task is, Munya always goes, 692 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,320 "I'm going to be amazing at this." 693 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,240 And I believe him every time. 694 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,320 But, in fact, you were quite a show pony during that, I thought. 695 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,080 We had a bit of hammer, we had some discus, 696 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,040 we had some long jump, we had some double team. 697 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,760 You, know I just wanted to give you the whole damn Olympics. 698 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,360 We had some double team, yeah? 699 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,360 On the other side, 700 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,360 we saw a man who's very serious about trolley bowling. 701 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,680 You don't get to the level I'm at at trolley bowling 702 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,880 without taking it seriously, you know what I mean? 703 00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,560 I mean, on your last throw, you put a bit of curve on it. 704 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,440 I mean, I had to. It was a very fine line. 705 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:06,560 And because every luggage hall is different. 706 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,800 You travel the world with these things, you know... 707 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,160 On the Continent, they're built for speed. 708 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,400 What did you say, Munya, at the beginning? 709 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,480 "What's my catchphrase for the series? Go big or go home." 710 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:20,520 Oh, yeah. 711 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,080 But when Munya asked, ""hat's my catchphrase for the series?" 712 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,920 you said, "Happy birthday" straight away. I said, "Happy birthday." 713 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,880 Straight away, no hesitation. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 714 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,040 It's unusual, isn't it? 715 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,680 Would you like some distances? 716 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,080 Please. Some distances and then some sweet, sweet points. 717 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,080 Yes, well, I think we all saw Fern unfortunately in last place. 718 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,360 18.3 metres. 719 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:47,040 Two points go to Sarah for 25.4 metres. 720 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:51,600 And then we move into the Noel Edmonds zone. 721 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,920 The Noel Edmonds zone? 722 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,080 Well, I've measured the rest in Noel Edmondses. 723 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,520 GREG SIGHS 724 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,760 So Dara, 16 Noel Edmonds and one crouching Noel Edmonds. 725 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,680 John, 19 Noel Edmonds exactly. 726 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:11,520 Munya, 17.7 Noel Edmondses. 727 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,000 John Kearns wins the five points. Kearns takes it! 728 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,600 APPLAUSE 729 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,120 Over 34 metres. Amazing. 730 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:22,080 Sensational work. 731 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,800 Can I see a scoreboard, please? 732 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,160 He's still in the lead - it's John Kearns with 18 points! 733 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,040 APPLAUSE 734 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,600 Unbelievable. Unbelievable. 735 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,080 Right, everyone, please make your way to the stage 736 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,160 for the final task of the show. 737 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,120 APPLAUSE 738 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,560 Alex, who's going to read the task out, please? 739 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,120 Munya is going to read the task out. Munya! 740 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,360 So... 741 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:58,840 "One member of your team must write down ten animals in two minutes." 742 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,720 SARAH: So who's doing the animals? 743 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,800 Yeah, I know loads of animals. 744 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,240 He's got too much confidence for me. No, no, listen. 745 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:09,240 Can I be paired with somebody a bit meeker, please? 746 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,440 Team of three, who's going to be writing the animals? 747 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,800 I'm going to be writing the animals. And team of two? 748 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,360 That was an easy decision. 749 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:19,400 Right, if you can step onto the circles in front of the easels. 750 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,880 OK, so your two minutes to write ten animals starts... 751 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,440 WHISTLE BLOWS 752 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,000 Can we watch the way Dara's arm moves 753 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,000 and work out what he's writing? 754 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,200 Yes, you can. 755 00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:32,840 Yep, and if you do do that, let me know, 756 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,480 because we'll go on tour and I'll make money off you. 757 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:36,760 LAUGHTER 758 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,040 What's he written for the first one, Fern? 759 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,960 I think cat. 760 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,920 LAUGHTER 761 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,240 WHISTLE BLOWS 762 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,760 And that's your time up. Well done. 763 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,240 Return to your spot. Please don't talk to your team mates. 764 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,040 The scoring on this task, just so you know, 765 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,840 the winning team will get five points, the losing team zero. 766 00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,120 Whoa! 767 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,200 OK. Well, the second half of the task, 768 00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:04,280 Munya's going to read that as well. 769 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,880 "Communicate the other teams' animals to your team members 770 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:10,040 "by saying the letter that comes before it in the alphabet 771 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:13,200 "over and over whilst doing an impression of that animal." 772 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:14,920 LAUGHTER 773 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,440 Look how giddy you are! 774 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:25,880 "Most correct animals named wins. You have two minutes and one pass." 775 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,760 OK, Dara's team, who is going to do the miming? 776 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,280 It's any one of you. Oh! 777 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,080 Oh! I think John should do that. 778 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:37,760 I'll give it a go, yeah. 779 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,560 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 780 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,080 They're our animals. I know all them. 781 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,920 LAUGHTER 782 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,160 What am I doing? 783 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,160 John, please make your way over to the other spot. 784 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,760 Yeah! Yeah. 785 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,840 John, you're miming those ten animals. Good luck. 786 00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,240 WHISTLE BLOWS 787 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,600 K. 788 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:02,880 Lemur. 789 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,280 K. Lion. 790 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:05,520 Lion is correct. 791 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,040 N. N. 792 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,640 FERN AND DARA: Orangutan. 793 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,240 L. L. 794 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,800 Monkey. 795 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,880 Monkey is correct. 796 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,600 B. B. 797 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,760 Cat. Correct. 798 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,040 ELONGATED: V. 799 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,280 Whale? 800 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,080 ELONGATED: V. 801 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,600 ELONGATED: V. 802 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,120 I shouldn't give clues, 803 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:46,720 but this is the shittest impression of that animal I've ever seen. 804 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,040 You've got one minute, John. 805 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:49,080 Oh! Pass. 806 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,680 OK, he's used the pass. 807 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:54,360 HE QUICKLY RUNS THROUGH THE ALPHABET 808 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,720 Erm, R, R, R. 809 00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:57,920 Shark. Shark. 810 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,040 It is a shark. 811 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,080 G. 812 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,120 Horse. 813 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,840 Wonderful, yes. 814 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:04,920 B. 815 00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:07,520 B. 816 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:10,600 B. 817 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:11,920 LAUGHTER 818 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,760 Carp. Erm... 819 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,080 B. 820 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,240 B! 821 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,960 APPLAUSE 822 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:24,200 B! 823 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,520 Crocodile. Yes! 824 00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,120 It is crocodile. You've got five seconds, John. 825 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,880 J. 826 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,000 Koala bear. 827 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,400 It is a koala bear! 828 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:35,840 WHISTLE BLOWS 829 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:43,880 Ah, the haunting cry of the wild wolf. V! 830 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,000 Team of two. 831 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,840 Munya, please come to the miming step. 832 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,520 Sarah, please go to the receiving circle. 833 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,280 SARAH CHUCKLES 834 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,400 LAUGHTER 835 00:42:58,440 --> 00:42:59,680 APPLAUSE 836 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,520 You have two minutes starting... 837 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:04,920 WHISTLE BLOWS 838 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,160 B. B. 839 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,440 Cat. Correct. 840 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,600 C. C. 841 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:12,840 Dog, dog. 842 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,200 It is dog. It is dog. 843 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:17,840 F. 844 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:18,920 Giraffe. Correct. 845 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:21,800 S. 846 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:25,520 S. S. 847 00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:26,800 Toad. 848 00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:27,920 LAUGHTER 849 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,000 Tiger? 850 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:30,400 It's not a toad or a tiger. 851 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,200 S... 852 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,360 Pass. 853 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,400 Oh, she's used the pass. 854 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:40,960 L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L! 855 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,120 Something beginning with L that looks like a frog? L! L! 856 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,120 J. J. J. J. J. 857 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:53,640 Kangaroo! 858 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,120 LAUGHTER 859 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,440 It is kangaroo. It is kangaroo. 860 00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:00,800 B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. 861 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,400 Um...something that would say... 862 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:03,520 Oh, God, I don't know. 863 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:04,880 B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. 864 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:08,200 It's not helping. That's not helping. Do something else. B. B. B. 865 00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:09,520 Chimp. Chimp! 866 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,560 Yes! Correct. Correct. 867 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,800 E. E. E. E. E. E. E. E. E. E. 868 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,440 Is it the right letter? Are you doing the right letter this time? 869 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,600 E. E. E. 870 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:21,720 Fish. 871 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,720 It is fish. You have 12 seconds left. 872 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,480 Q. Q. Q. Q. 873 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,800 Rabbit. It is rabbit. Three seconds. 874 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,800 GROWLING: A. A. A. A. 875 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,280 WHISTLE BLOWS 876 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,920 APPLAUSE 877 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,600 GROWLING: A! 878 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,720 And that means the team of three scored seven, 879 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,320 while the team of two... 880 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,320 ..also scored seven. It's a draw! 881 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:49,360 APPLAUSE 882 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,160 Right, add those to the final scores and see where we are. 883 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,120 Come and join me. 884 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,600 Hi, great boy. 885 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,480 I'm a great boy. What happened? 886 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,760 Well, they both knew exactly the same amount of animals 887 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,640 and how to mime them. It was 7-7, 888 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,920 so they get five points each. Well done both teams. 889 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,880 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 890 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,400 So I can give you the series scoreboard, 891 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,160 cos we're halfway through the series. 892 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:25,400 Oh, yes, please. From bottom to top, Munya has 75 points, 893 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,640 John 76, Fern 79, 894 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,120 Sarah on 90, 895 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,120 and Dara's reached triple figures with 102. 896 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 897 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,160 And the final scoreboard for this episode? 898 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,640 The winner with 23 points is Mr John Kearns. 899 00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,520 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 900 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:47,680 John wins! All of those expensive useless things are yours. 901 00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,640 Go and get 'em! 902 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,640 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 903 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,320 So, what have we learnt today? 904 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:58,280 We've learnt that some people are born with natural athletic ability. 905 00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:59,960 Dara has his hurling skills, 906 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,280 Munya can target a cow through a rubbish chute, 907 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,920 John can hit a trolley from 19 Noel Edmonds away, 908 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,600 Fern can accurately throw a banana into the mouth of an idiot, 909 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,960 and Sarah can punch a floating baguette. 910 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:14,280 But if you've got children at home who are not naturally sporty, 911 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:17,520 just leave them to develop, and they'll find their own skills 912 00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:21,480 and interests. Don't be such a competitive dad. 913 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,600 APPLAUSE 914 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,040 Well done again to today's winner, John Kearns. 915 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,760 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 916 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,640 Subtitles by Red Bee Media