1 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:03,800 What?! 2 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:12,600 Ah! SHE GASPS 3 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:14,880 Up! 4 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:16,160 No! 5 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:17,240 Shut up! 6 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:23,160 Argh! 7 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,880 What? Ah! 8 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:31,280 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 9 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:38,440 Hello, and welcome to Taskmaster. 10 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:41,000 I'm Greg Davies and I am the Taskmaster, 11 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,480 and I mean the real one, 12 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,840 not the comic book villain that pops up when you google me. 13 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,000 We've both got our skills. 14 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,760 He can mimic any fighting style 15 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:48,960 and I can take down 16 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,440 an 18-inch pizza in one by unhooking my jaw 17 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:54,160 like a mighty human snake. 18 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,880 Mm! Ssss! Delicious. 19 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,920 And I'm the only Taskmaster that wields power 20 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,680 over trophy-hungry comedians. 21 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,600 They are my fantastic five and they are ready to save 22 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,800 the world by being rubbish at tasks. 23 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:11,560 So please welcome Dara O Briain, 24 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,800 Fern Brady, 25 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,000 John Kearns, 26 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,120 Munya Chawawa 27 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,800 and Sarah Millican. 28 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 29 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:25,040 And next to me is someone who I can be 30 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,640 a little bit cruel to, 31 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:30,640 but at the end of the day I'm proud to call my best friend. 32 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:32,280 AUDIENCE: Aw! 33 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:35,320 It's Trunky, the naughty elephant. 34 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:37,160 Love you, Trunky! 35 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:40,160 And next to him, a wretched hairy weasel. 36 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,000 Little Alex Horne! 37 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:43,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 38 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:45,720 Thank you, everyone. 39 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,720 What we gonna chat about this week? Well, I've got a really funny story. 40 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,480 Mm. 41 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:53,800 You wanna hear it? Yeah. 42 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,480 Well, yesterday, I, erm, I got a piggy back. 43 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:57,840 Yep. 44 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,480 Cos I'd lent...I'd lent my piggy to my uncle, 45 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:03,360 and then...and then he gave...gave it back to me. 46 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,520 Gave you your piggy back. So I got my piggy back. 47 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,120 It's a funny story. 48 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,640 LAUGHTER Prize Task, then. 49 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,840 What's the category? I'll tell you, Alex. 50 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:15,400 It's the best thing you nearly keep throwing away 51 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,360 but can't quite bring yourself to. 52 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,520 I'll give five points for the best one, 53 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,040 and the winner of the episode will get 54 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,920 to take them all home and keep them all forever, 55 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:27,760 and that is how replaceable you are. 56 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,120 Munya. 57 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:33,040 I have brought in my first-ever house plant. 58 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:36,000 Oh, that bodes badly. Go on. 59 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,840 So as we know, a house plant is 60 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,400 a good metric of how much of an adult you are. 61 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,800 You know, if you can keep a plant, you can keep a puppy. 62 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:45,440 If you can keep a puppy, you can keep a child. 63 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,400 You know, it's like the Royal Marines advert. 64 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,200 So... 65 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,800 I said to myself, if I can keep this alive, 66 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,480 I'm gonna be a better man. 67 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:57,640 So I spent 40 quid, I named him Young Pablo. 68 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,520 He died after a week. 69 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,280 I realised that, kind of like your nan, 70 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,760 if you move it about every once in a while, 71 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,080 give it a bit of water, it won't completely die. 72 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:10,960 So, what I have managed to do 73 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,920 is keep Young Pablo alive 74 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:16,040 for five years, but on the brink of death. 75 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,360 Would you like to see Young Pablo now? 76 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,120 Someone is going to win this. 77 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,880 LAUGHTER 78 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,840 Not a bad prize on a quiz. 79 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,000 It bodes well for your...for your future children. 80 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:33,480 LAUGHTER 81 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:36,400 Dara, can you beat a plant that's barely alive? 82 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,400 Yeah, I can give you a thing that should be alive, 83 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:39,440 but is now dead. 84 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,720 And is a section of my leg. 85 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,400 AUDIENCE OOHS 86 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,880 They're impressed. What do you mean? 87 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:51,920 Part of my leg broke off during a football match 88 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,880 and had to be removed, 89 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,040 and then they give it to you. 90 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,040 A part of your leg just snapped off? 91 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:01,080 It broke off and then, cos I'm nails, 92 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:05,040 I pushed it back in again and carried on playing. 93 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:07,000 It's made my balls go up inside myself. 94 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,080 Ah, do you want me to...? No, no, no. 95 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,160 Let's have a look at a bit of Dara's bone. 96 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:16,920 There you go. 97 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,760 AUDIENCE: Oh! Strong Dara. 98 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,200 By the way, I've kept my tonsils. People do. 99 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:26,320 Yeah? Yeah, they're still in my...in my throat. 100 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,760 Um... Fern. 101 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:31,960 Uh...I want my house 102 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,360 to look like something out of architectural digest, 103 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,560 and my boyfriend wants it 104 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,840 to look like something out of Steptoe And Son. 105 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:42,200 So it's this dirty, disgusting tankard 106 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,200 and he uses it to keep toothbrushes inside. 107 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,360 AUDIENCE GROANS 108 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:49,640 I have tried to sort of sneakily throw it out before. 109 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:53,040 So if you do badly, I'm...I'm doing you a favour? 110 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:56,400 Yeah, what happens if I do badly, do you take it away from me? 111 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:57,840 It means that if you do badly, 112 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,000 someone else gets to win it and keep it now. 113 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,880 Yes, let's do that. 114 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,520 John. 115 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:07,400 I brought in Ulysses by James Joyce. 116 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,600 I've had that for about 20 years. Never read it. 117 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,600 Do you think, tonally, you've got this wrong? 118 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:19,680 No, because it's the best piece of literature ever written, 119 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,840 so it's one of the best things I've ever...seen. 120 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:29,080 But I have ambition...to read it. So, I'll never throw it out. 121 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,640 I think I'm surprised cos I'm expecting there to be a twist. 122 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:37,560 Well, there might be, I haven't read it. I don't know. 123 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,520 LAUGHTER 124 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,280 APPLAUSE 125 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,640 Sarah? Hi. 126 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,800 Can you definitely beat John's book? 127 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:49,080 I don't know. That's up to you to decide. 128 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,360 I already have. 129 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,920 LAUGHTER 130 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,680 It's my husbands' zombie. 131 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,400 Here it is. 132 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,040 AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS 133 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,520 It's 6ft tall 134 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:05,320 and frightens the shit out of me 135 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:07,760 twice a week, maybe. 136 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,760 It's awful. Please take it away. 137 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,800 Maybe you could clear a little room and let that be his special room? 138 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,840 It is in a special room. Oh. 139 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,880 It's called the zombie room. 140 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:24,160 So it's hard to throw her away when she's in her own room. 141 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,120 Well, Greg there's quite 142 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,440 a haul of prizes tonight for someone. 143 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,760 Do you want me to go from John upwards, or the other way? 144 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,200 Second book in a row, second one point in a row - hello, John. Yeah, yeah. 145 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:41,320 I feel pretty much the same about a mug and a zombie. 146 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,720 Three points each. 147 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,400 OK. Three points each to Fern and Sarah. That's right. 148 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:47,640 And now I jump up... Unbelievably, I'm putting 149 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,920 a half dead plant in second place 150 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,880 just cos I liked all the flannel that went with it. 151 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:56,400 And if anyone brings part of their body that just fell off them in, 152 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:59,000 I mean, for sympathy more than anything, they get five points. 153 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,040 Five points to Dara O Briain. There it is! 154 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:03,680 APPLAUSE 155 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:07,120 Right, what's lined up for the first task, Alex? 156 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:10,080 Well, Greg, it's only the king of all stationery items. 157 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,720 Shall we say it together? 158 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,960 Yes. One two three. 159 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,480 BOTH: A laminator! 160 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,360 Can you see me? Yeah, there you are. 161 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,640 I feel like we should do like an action movie intro. 162 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:37,880 What do you think? Yes, please. 163 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,560 SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS 164 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:48,280 What did I miss? 165 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,120 Hello, Munya. Don't say that. 166 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:53,120 Say something like, you know, I'm glad you're here or something. 167 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,680 I'm glad you're here. 168 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,280 Oh! 169 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:03,000 Print laminate and distribute the most signs. 170 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:06,000 Each of your signs must be placed on a different seat. 171 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:09,160 And all your signs must have a different instruction. 172 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,600 You have 20 minutes. And your time starts now. 173 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,080 How long does it take to laminate a sign? 174 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:14,400 What size does the sign have to be? 175 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,200 Is there a standard size for laminated signs? 176 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,840 I used to work in my dad's office, 177 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:22,320 and he docked some of my wages cos he had a laminating machine, 178 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:27,800 and I laminated love letters to my ex-boyfriend. Good times. 179 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,200 Fern, it feels like I probably shouldn't ask, 180 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:38,200 but why were you laminating letters to your ex-boyfriend? 181 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,560 They were love letters, 182 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:40,800 and by laminating it, 183 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:44,200 I felt like it showed that I really meant what I was saying. 184 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,720 Yeah. I mean, I-I agree. 185 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,440 My family moto is print, laminate, distribute. 186 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:54,320 OK, let's go. 187 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:57,880 Let's see. OK, well, first up, it's Fern, John and Dara. 188 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:00,560 So start off with a simple one. 189 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,240 Don't sit down. 190 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,480 Turn your phone to silent. 191 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:07,080 I mean anything's an instruction, isn't it? 192 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,640 It's just a blank-headed document. 193 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:12,360 Now the document's gone to tiny font. 194 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:15,040 This is... What? What? 195 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:17,840 It's quite nice to look at fonts now and then. 196 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:20,240 Yep. What font have you gone for? 197 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,240 I've always liked Georgia. 198 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:25,680 Where's print? Um... Is there a picture of a printer somewhere? 199 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,320 Is there... Is that how these things work? 200 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,840 You're looking for a picture of a printer? 201 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,280 I'm looking for a picture of a printer. 202 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,160 Change to diary invite? 203 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,520 Where's print? 204 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:39,800 I haven't seen some of these fonts since I was about ten. 205 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,160 Jokerman. Look at this. 206 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,840 What's that thing middle-aged women have on signs? 207 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,880 Live, laugh... 208 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,120 ..gin? 209 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,880 That's the size of the sign I just made. 210 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:55,000 I can't actually read it, what does it say? 211 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,320 It says... These instructions are quite clear. 212 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:58,960 The instructions are on the sign. 213 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,160 First sign. Right, first sign. 214 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,200 So there's a sign. It's not laminated! 215 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,840 Uh, right, Wingdings. 216 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:19,760 I feel so productive, even though this is very silly. 217 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,320 Do these things separate? 218 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:22,800 They separate! 219 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,160 The factory is now open. 220 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,560 Do you know what that says? 221 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,240 Bums only. 222 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,720 I can't remember what the other two meant. 223 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:39,040 I don't remember typing "leave your husband". 224 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,480 So I've written some of these in a fugue state. 225 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:50,560 WHISTLE BLOWS 226 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,200 Thank you, Dara. HE SIGHS 227 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:56,480 Hold up. There's two that say warm your bum. 228 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,600 That says warm your bum. 229 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,840 How have I done that in three times? 230 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,160 Hello, Fern. Hello. 231 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,400 That's for you as well. 232 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,240 A little something extra. 233 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,960 Obey all your signs. 234 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,960 Highest percentage of signs obeyed wins. 235 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,800 You have three minutes. Your time starts now. Good luck. 236 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,840 Well, I can't! 237 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:28,120 OK. Watch out for burglars. 238 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:31,640 HE GASPS Burglars! High-value kidnappers! 239 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,880 Well, that's your seat. So could you sit there? 240 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,080 The Jokerman's seat. 241 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,000 So we'll wait for him to turn up. 242 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:47,480 Eat 25g fibre a day, starting from now. Where's my sandwich for lunch? 243 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:50,360 HE GASPS Muntjack deer! Oh, tigers! 244 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,920 The Gruffalo! 245 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,120 Yeah, I mean I've walked straight into this now, haven't I? 246 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,120 Cos I...I don't remember what that says. 247 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,960 Breathe. SHE INHALES SHARPLY 248 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,560 Warm your bum. Warm your bum. 249 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,840 "Get your arse off this." It's not on this. 250 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,960 Here come the police, run away! 251 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,320 "Leave your husband." Oh, I'm not married. 252 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:11,400 "Run." 253 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,160 "Warm your bum." 254 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:18,640 I'm typing in the word "bum" because I remember writing that. 255 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:20,480 Right, you've got 38 seconds. 256 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,320 Oh. 257 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,080 That...that is not... 258 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,480 It change...it changed. 259 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,440 I'm sure it changes. 260 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,320 That's it, I've done them all. Finished? 261 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,720 The only thing it's told me to do is watch out for stuff. 262 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,320 Muntjack deer! 263 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,760 I don't know. I definitely wrote "home". 264 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,040 Right, that's bollocks. 265 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,360 That apparently is "home" in Wingdings. 266 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,080 You've got one minute left. Ah, I can't do this instruction. 267 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,200 What does it say? "Poo in your pants." 268 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,520 That's a problem. 269 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:51,560 Whoa. Yes, it will come out, won't it? 270 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:56,840 What's the word? Would it bifurcate into two separate poos? 271 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,800 You've got five seconds, John. Yep. 272 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:08,920 Done. 273 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,320 APPLAUSE 274 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:17,040 John, I put it to you, you're not in this for the win. 275 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:23,960 I think Wingdings changes every time you use it. 276 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,520 I don't think that can be true. 277 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:29,280 That's true. That's the Enigma machine. 278 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,240 Jokerman's seat, is that an instruction? 279 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,920 Uh... 280 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:41,040 The task didn't say the signs had to be instructions, did it? 281 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,520 No, it's exactly what it said, yes. 282 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:49,400 There's quite an arse theme within your response, Fern. 283 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,680 You warmed your bum three times, successfully, 284 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:55,000 and then you said a word that I wasn't aware of. Mm. 285 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:58,200 Bifurcation. Did you know about bifurcation? 286 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,720 I did know about bifurcation. Did you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 287 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,200 He went to Cambridge. 288 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,920 I went to a...college. 289 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,360 So... 290 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,640 Uh, Dara. Yes. 291 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,720 What I wrote down is, 292 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:12,240 "Dara's reaction to seeing high-value kidnappers, 293 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:15,440 "tigers, The Gruffalo is identical." 294 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,440 Ah! 295 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,400 Dara looked like he did a lot, but it's percentage, isn't it? It's percentage. 296 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,360 Dara did all 100% of his. 297 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,960 He did 25 out of 25. 298 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,760 Fern managed to do 75% of her instructions. 299 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,480 John - sort of half. 300 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:34,040 I couldn't read half of them, man! 301 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:37,560 OK, time for a break. For fun, why don't you ask your partner 302 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,040 during the break if they'd like a nice cup of tea? 303 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,280 If they say yes, scream into their face, 304 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,120 "Tough, I would like to have been noticed 305 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,240 "for the last 15 years." See you after the break. 306 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,720 APPLAUSE 307 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:02,400 Welcome, welcome back. It's the start of part two. 308 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,240 Yes, it is, and we're in the middle of a two-part task. 309 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,560 They had to print and laminate lots of signs 310 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,880 and then, unbeknownst to them, obey as many of them as possible. 311 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,040 There are two people left. 312 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,560 One is a human called Sarah, the other is 313 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,360 a "chiwawa" called Munya. Here we go. 314 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,240 All right, so this should be fairly easy. 315 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:21,040 This technology is just like breathing to me. 316 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:24,240 Print. Ooh! We're off. 317 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,000 Oh, I like the smell. 318 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,760 Go on, then. 319 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,240 You don't need to press anything. 320 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,200 Yeah, well, who out of both of us is likely 321 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,360 to know more about technology? 322 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,000 It's not doing much, is it? 323 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,320 Oh, right, I need to put some of this on it. 324 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,600 What's this for? 325 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,800 Come on. Why's it sweating? 326 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,040 Get that back out. 327 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:51,880 Thank God for that. 328 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,440 So this is your very first lamination, is it? It is. 329 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,280 I mean, it might... Is it the best day of my life? 330 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,840 There's got to be some sort of fast setting on this. 331 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,360 Why would they have a fast setting? 332 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,800 Well, because in case you're in a rush. There you go. 333 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,080 Do you think the other guys would have already laminated? 334 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,040 Can you imagine Munya laminating? 335 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,680 No. Where did you get this thing from, man? 336 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:18,160 Look at what it's done to my sign. I think you might have broken it when you pulled the thing through. 337 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,080 Wow. How long have I got left? 338 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,520 You've got 30 seconds. 339 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,560 SHE GASPS Come on. Faster, faster, faster. 340 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,520 Oh, my Lord. 341 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,360 WHISTLE BLOWS 342 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,320 Oh, no, what? Is there more? 343 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,520 "Obey all of your signs." 344 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,080 All right. 345 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,120 Alex stinks - agree. 346 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,720 I agree Alex stinks. 347 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,720 Number one. Go. 348 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:02,240 Walk out of the door. There's a doorway. 349 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,240 Live - doing it. 350 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,440 Laugh - ha-ha. 351 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,120 Be leng. I mean, come on. 352 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,920 Oh, there's a door! 353 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:15,960 Walk out the door. Turn around. 354 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,640 Oh, I feel dizzy. 355 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:21,440 Be healthy, my bro. One, two... 356 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:25,840 "Leave." "Sod off." It says "go away." This says "bugger off". 357 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,760 Well, I did everything. 358 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,320 100%, you think? Yeah. 359 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:33,040 "Do eat that." "Don't eat that." 360 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,160 "Take your pants off." No way. 361 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,200 Imagine that on the telly. Done. 362 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:45,480 Munya, with the reason of hindsight, would you say that the sentence 363 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,600 "technology is like breathing to me," 364 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,000 that the confidence there was misplaced? 365 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,960 No, because the thing is it was ageist 366 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,040 because I know to you guys a laminator's like a PS5, 367 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,520 but for me I'm used to the more...you know the nippy stuff. 368 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,960 Can I ask a question? What's a PS5? 369 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:03,960 PlayStation. 370 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,760 Oh. For children, yep. 371 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,240 It's like a... 372 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,600 So what you did, Sarah, was an extended mega mix of I Will Survive, 373 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,840 the song? Started off that way. 374 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,000 Just because I was trying to think of quick instructions. 375 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,520 Yeah, but it's nice cos Gloria Gaynor should have been more aggressive. 376 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,400 She should have said, "Go on, bugger off." 377 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:27,000 Sarah did a healthy number of instructions - 14 - 378 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,320 and obeyed 91% of them, 379 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,800 cos she did not take her pants off. She did not take her pants off. 380 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,880 No, didn't have any on, so, you know... 381 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:38,480 Whereas Munya managed to laminate nine signs. 382 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,760 He then obeyed all nine. 383 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,480 AUDIENCE OOHS 384 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,720 There's two sets of scores. 385 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,160 One for the amount of signs and one for the percentage obeyed. 386 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,720 In the first half, John gets one point 387 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,720 for his measly seven signs, two to Munya, 388 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,680 three for Sarah, four for Fern, five for Dara. 389 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:56,480 And then, in terms of percentage obeyed, again John only one point, 390 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:59,000 two for Fern, three for Sarah, 391 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,960 but Munya and Dara both get five points 392 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,480 because they both obeyed 100% of their signs. 393 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,360 So that's how the scoring works. 394 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,120 Shall we have a look at the scoreboard? 395 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,120 Yes, well, unbelievably, John is at the bottom of 396 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,880 the scoreboard with just three points. 397 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,240 The leader has five times as many as him. 398 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,680 That's Dara with 15 points! Whoa! 399 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,800 APPLAUSE 400 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,440 I'd like another task, please. 401 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,880 Yes, of course, and it's time to get your diving gear on 402 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,520 and then go delving for grapes. 403 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,960 This is a lovely location. 404 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,360 You left handed or right handed, John? 405 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,480 Right handed. 406 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,400 SHE GASPS 407 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,600 Put your hand right in there, please. Yeah. 408 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,280 Perfect, there we go. Well, it's all yours. Good luck. 409 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,200 Oh, no. 410 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,200 And now I'll open the task? 411 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,560 Yes, please, yeah. 412 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,960 Fuck. Guys, here we go. 413 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:16,720 Am I meant to read it with these on? 414 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,160 Yeah, I can give you a hand if you want. Yeah, that'll be fab. 415 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,880 That's fantastic. Just lower that down for me. 416 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,200 Would you just do that last bit now? Oh, sure, yeah. 417 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,120 It's quite easy, you just pop it open. 418 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,360 Can I take them off? 419 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,600 Before the task, yeah, if you want. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 420 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:35,920 "Put five grapes in the little bowl." 421 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,440 "You've got five minutes." 422 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,200 "You must wear the flippers as gloves for the entire five minutes." 423 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:44,400 "The most flour still on the plate after five minutes wins." 424 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,640 "Your time starts now." 425 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,840 Come on, let's crack on. Yeah, it's an old sort of grandmother's game. 426 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,200 We used to play this with my gran, 427 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,880 but instead of flour, she used butter, 428 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,040 instead of grapes, wasps, 429 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,280 and instead of flippers, we had to use our eyelids. 430 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:02,520 And were gonna start with some good old-fashioned S&M, 431 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,800 it's Sarah and Munya. Here we go. 432 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,560 Nothing around. Nothing under the table. 433 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,160 Aha! Cos the thing is you want me to dig into the flour. 434 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,840 I can see there's a little grape holder underneath. 435 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,160 It's a messy one though, yay. 436 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,600 HE STRAINS 437 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,520 Oh, there's no grapes in there. Crap. 438 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,240 No grapes in the grape holder? 439 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,880 Argh! 440 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,280 What happens if I drop one of the grapes on the floor? Nothing? 441 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,960 All the information on the task. It's covered in flour now, love. 442 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,400 OK, right, right, right. 443 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:33,000 I'm just gonna get all the flour off. Different tactic. 444 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,800 I can't tell you if this is the worst idea you've ever seen 445 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,400 or if I'm actually a genius. 446 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,320 Right, now, one grape. 447 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,880 This is how I cook. Like that. 448 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:49,320 One grape. Two. Boom. 449 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:51,320 Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. Two grapes. 450 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,760 Thanks. Three grapes. 451 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,840 Do you know what I've just realised? 452 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,720 Cos most flour wins, isn't it? 453 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:02,680 There's another little bugger. Here he is hello. Hello. 454 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,160 Five grapes. 455 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,840 Right, so now all I need to do is get all the flour back on the plate. 456 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,280 Where is the plate? 457 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,920 Here. 458 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,040 Uh, do I have to do anything else? 459 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,720 I'm gonna pour the table over it. Great. 460 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,840 Argh! 461 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,480 Uh, flour... 462 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,520 45 seconds. 463 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,400 Yes! 464 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,760 "Most flour left..." Oh, no! 465 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,560 WHISTLE BLOWS Yes! 466 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,240 Should have read that, 467 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,720 shouldn't have covered it in flour. Thanks, Alex. 468 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:42,080 Pleasure. Five nice grapes. You can leave whenever you like. 469 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,360 You can leave the garage now. All right. 470 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,920 Also push or pull. 471 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,680 Ow! 472 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,120 Oh, look at all these grapes. Oh... 473 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,320 Oh, damn it! 474 00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,880 Fucked that one up. 475 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,160 Bye! 476 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:05,160 I didn't see them at all! I couldn't believe that! 477 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,160 Yeah, so it was "get five grapes in the bowl", 478 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,680 but it's measuring the amount of flour 479 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,240 that's still on the plate afterwards, 480 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,480 and Munya had 2,514 grams, 481 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,200 Sarah just 900g of flour. Who's next? 482 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,000 Next up it's Fern time and it's Kearn time. 483 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,240 Are they hidden in the ceiling? 484 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,720 Is there grapes behind me or something? 485 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:33,920 Just gotta go like that, then pan for grapes. 486 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:38,400 Hold on they're not...they're not like... 487 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,720 They could be... 488 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,720 Yeah, all right. 489 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,680 They could have been under there. 490 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,480 Well, hang on, just gotta... 491 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,680 DING! 492 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,200 Well done. 493 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,640 HE LAUGHS 494 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,120 Huge regrets. 495 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,440 DING! One grape. 496 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:11,400 Yes. This is like doing surgery, isn't it? 497 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,560 A lot of surgeons are alcoholics, 498 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,560 so it probably feels like they have big hands 499 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,520 on an especially pissed day. 500 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,720 DING! Two grapes. 501 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:26,160 Mm-hm. Doing it on an old person cos they're very dry and desiccated. 502 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,200 So their bodies are just like flour. 503 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,760 HE LAUGHS 504 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,440 DING! 505 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,400 You've got one minute, 45 left now. 506 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,960 Come on, we've gotta save this old person. 507 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,680 DING! HE COUGHS 508 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,600 DING! Fucking hell. 509 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,280 You're still one grape short. 510 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,200 Oh, trying to find it. 511 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,280 I can put flour back on the plate, can't I? 512 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,240 OK. That's the idea. 513 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,640 Ten seconds. 514 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:04,800 No! 515 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,400 WHISTLE BLOWS Time's up. 516 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,400 I need a bit of moisture. 517 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,320 I'm too tired to keep going. 518 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,040 WHISTLE BLOWS 519 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,440 She's gone. 520 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,840 I did everything I could, though. 521 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,960 Let me out. 522 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,440 Oh. 523 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,760 Some interesting statistics about the medical community, Fern. 524 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,840 Oh, aye. Oh, aye? Yeah. 525 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,280 Cos sometimes if a task felt boring, 526 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,960 I had to pretend I was helping a person or an animal 527 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,040 to get through it. 528 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:50,280 This one made sense to pretend I was operating on an old person. 529 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,800 And to be fully emotionally engaged with their death as well. 530 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:57,120 Their poor desiccated skin falling away. 531 00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:00,600 John, I hate to repeat the questions I ask you, 532 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,880 but...are you not wanting to win any of these? 533 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,840 I just... 534 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,440 Yeah, but... 535 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,320 Yeah, what that picture doesn't show is that 536 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:15,600 I've got flippers for fucking hands! 537 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,200 He did pretty well. 538 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,720 He got nearly 2kg of flour on the plate at the end. 539 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,320 Twice as much as Sarah. 540 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:27,120 Oh, I do apologise, John. 541 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,480 That's quite enough for now. 542 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,120 A welcome chance for us all to have a quick stop 543 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:35,080 and a plop. One wet, one dry, fresh as a daisy for part three. 544 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,520 See you soon! 545 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,960 Hello, again and welcome back to Taskmaster. 546 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,400 Can you give me an update, please, Alex? Yes, Greg. 547 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,000 The cast were wearing flippers on their hands whilst trying 548 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,200 to find five grapes and pop them into a little bowl. 549 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,040 The most flour on the plate at the end wins, 550 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,720 one person left to see, and it's Dara O Briain. 551 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,080 If there's some sense of where they were, 552 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:10,160 that would be a help. 553 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,200 Is there any way in which I can do this in 554 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,000 a way which is salvageable? Um... 555 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,760 Oh, no! 556 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,080 Argh... 557 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:21,200 Oh, it's on a cup. Oh, that's not nice. 558 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,800 OK. Hang on let me just do this, right? 559 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:27,720 Back. 560 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,960 CUP SHATTERS 561 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,880 Somewhere within this, there is still grapes. 562 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,960 Are there grapes? Would somebody lie about the grapes? 563 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,960 Oh, that would be the worst thing in the world! 564 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,240 Oh! 565 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,200 "Put five grapes in the little bowl. You have five minutes." 566 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,720 Can I go to the kitchen, please? 567 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:51,760 OK. 568 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,120 Ah, that's also mean! 569 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,680 Oh! 570 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:17,080 Grapes, grapes, grapes, grapes, grapes, grapes... 571 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,800 Grapes! 572 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:26,080 30 seconds. Well, it doesn't say exactly five grapes. 573 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:27,760 Be nice. though, wouldn't it? It would be. 574 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,560 Ten seconds. 575 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,600 Five grapes and flour - done. 576 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,800 WHISTLE BLOWS 577 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,960 APPLAUSE 578 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,200 I went on such a journey during that. 579 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,920 He was trying to work it out, 580 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,400 and then from the arrogant flick of the egg cup onto 581 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,560 the floor onwards, he became a super villain. 582 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,440 He actually went... 583 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,160 EVIL LAUGHTER 584 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,800 ..at one point cos he'd worked it out. Brilliant. 585 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,960 I don't know how he didn't notice the grapes which were this far from his eyes. 586 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,000 He was too busy laughing into the night sky. 587 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,160 EVIL LAUGHTER 588 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:14,640 Scoring wise, Fern didn't get five grapes, so does she get any points? 589 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,840 Oh. She was so tired. 590 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,560 Well, she was in there for five minutes. Oh. 591 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,000 LAUGHTER 592 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,720 Is that all I did? Oh, no. 593 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,640 She didn't fulfil the task, she can't have any points. 594 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,320 OK. So it's zero to Fern. 595 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,960 Sarah came fourth, so gets two points. 596 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,360 John is third, so you get three points. 597 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,720 I can tell you Munya - 2,514 grams. 598 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,920 Dara - 2,903 grams. Wow. 599 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,440 So Dara gets the five points. Very impressive. 600 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,920 One more, I think. 601 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,480 Yes, and this one involves something you've broken 602 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,440 a lot of, Greg - running machines. 603 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,920 Cos...cos... Let's go. 604 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,320 What? No. What the f...? 605 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,560 Hello, Fern. Hiya. 606 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,120 Got your buckets? Yeah. 607 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,040 You look nice. Oh, thanks, yeah. 608 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,040 OK. Get ready to receive the task. 609 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:33,600 Whoo! 610 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,360 Argh! 611 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,320 HE GROANS 612 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,600 You hit me. 613 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:39,880 Are you acting? 614 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,920 "Sort the ducks and socks." 615 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:47,400 "Ducks go in the front bucket." Obviously. 616 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,480 "Socks go in the back bucket." 617 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,280 Ducks, socks, ducks, socks. 618 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,560 "All ducks and socks must travel along both treadmills, 619 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,960 "then fall directly into the correct bucket." 620 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,920 "If a duck or sock lands on the floor, you may not retrieve it." 621 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,000 I'm not sure I could get down with these on. 622 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,800 "Most ducks and socks in correct bucket wins." 623 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:08,880 QUACKING 624 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,800 "There is a pair of bonus points..." 625 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:11,960 Ooh, proper points. 626 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,320 "..for the most correctly paired socks." 627 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,520 "You have 15 minutes." 628 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,560 "Your time starts now." Duck, socks. 629 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,080 It's a bog-standard game of double bucket duck and sock. 630 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,280 Yes, it is. I propose that we just get going. 631 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,440 Well, first we're gonna see the self-proclaimed task mistress 632 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,960 Fern Brady and the self-proclaimed John Kearns. 633 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,520 John Kearns, here we go. 634 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,640 Where are the ducks and socks? 635 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,320 Not far off. 636 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,520 Right. So you gotta run around? 637 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,160 Well, like I think so, yeah. 638 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,640 Well... 639 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:54,640 Oh, there's a duck. Does this count? 640 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:55,840 Yeah, I guess so. 641 00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:58,520 One. 642 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,120 And... 643 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,040 Wow! 644 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,640 Ducks in the front. 645 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,480 Jeez! 646 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,760 Ah, yes, that's a pair. 647 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,920 POP! 648 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,160 Well, what dropped then? 649 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,520 POP! Did you hear that?Yeah. 650 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,120 Well, what dropped? 651 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,680 POP! 652 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:30,160 What the fuck's in that? 653 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,160 POPPING 654 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,600 You... 655 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,040 They're not hidden. 656 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,520 But they are, though. Well... 657 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,920 Are they in the bath? 658 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,800 Oh, no! 659 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,520 There's a duck in the sock! 660 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,760 How small's he? 661 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:55,160 You can't buy them that small. Right. 662 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,160 Come on. 663 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,880 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 664 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:06,960 HE SIGHS 665 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,120 I'm not bad at this, that's the thing. 666 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,680 Hmm. 667 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:14,160 Oh, hang on. Can I slow it down? 668 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,000 BEEPING Here we go. 669 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,600 Three and a half minutes left, John. 670 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,640 Oh, they all died. 671 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,560 Would you like to see me get a sock and a duck, one-two? 672 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:30,880 I would love that. 673 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,160 Crack on with it. 674 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,800 You absolute wanker! 675 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:39,640 SHE MUMBLES 676 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,400 Oh, no! 677 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,560 WHISTLE BLOWS 678 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,600 There's only socks in that one. Yes. 679 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,400 And there's only socks in that one. 680 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,480 There is a duck in that one. There's gotta be. 681 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,600 Oh, one duck, one duck. 682 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,240 I wrote some quotes down that you said during your attempt. 683 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,680 "What the fuck is that?" 684 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:14,680 "Did you hear that? Well, what dropped?" 685 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,640 "You can't even buy them that small." 686 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,320 Yeah, but you can't buy them that small. 687 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,760 I bought my son one a month ago. 688 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,760 But did you try and get a really small one? 689 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:31,480 Did you do extensive research into the smallest duck you can buy? 690 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,400 There was only one size of duck. 691 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,320 I don't know what the fuck they were. 692 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,640 I'd have looked mad if I'd gone up to the pharmacist and gone, 693 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,760 "Sorry, do you have..." Pharmacist? Pharmacist? 694 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,600 Where are you buying your ducks?! At the pharmacy. 695 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,760 Why are you buying ducks at a pharmacy? 696 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,240 Well, where else do you buy 'em? 697 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,760 At least John found the ducks very quickly, 698 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,360 whereas Fern thought we'd hidden the ducks and the socks, 699 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,000 and she put a crown on and said she was the mother of the ducks. 700 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:06,480 Yeah. I did create a narrative where I was 701 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,240 the mother of the ducks, saving them. 702 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:10,760 And some of them died. 703 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,720 Some of them died, yes, but most of them were rescued. 704 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,600 Yeah, she did rescue 44 ducks in her duck bucket... OK. 705 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:22,560 ..and 13 socks, so she had a total of 57 things in her buckets. 706 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,200 Wow. John - nine socks, one duck, no pairs. 707 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:32,360 OK, two more duck and sock sorters now. It's Munya and Sarah. 708 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,200 Are they all in here? 709 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,040 Right, start with the ducks. 710 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:43,280 Oh, no, you put them inside. 711 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,480 The ducks inside the socks! 712 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,640 Oh, this is gonna take ages. 713 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,960 AUDIENCE OHS 714 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,320 You caught them. Waah! 715 00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,560 Right, we're gonna move on to socks now. Great. 716 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:01,960 Hold on. 717 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,840 I can't see me pockets because of me tits. Sorry. 718 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:08,160 You can't see your pockets because... Yeah. 719 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,880 What the hell?! I didn't get any in. 720 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,760 "If they fall on the floor, then you're not allowed to pick 'em up." 721 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,000 Correct. Oh, well... 722 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,120 One at a time is better. 723 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,560 Quick! 724 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,040 How many did I get? One. 725 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,680 Well, the jokes on you because I get to go again. 726 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:35,240 BIRDS HONK 727 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,240 How long have I got left, please? You haven't got long. Two and a half minutes. 728 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,440 I didn't ask for an opinion. I just asked for a time. 729 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,280 Right. So no more opinions. 730 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,040 Sock one, sock one. 731 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,480 This is how we used to make footballs in Zimbabwe. 732 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,680 WHISTLE BLOWS Oh, no. 733 00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:50,720 How long? 734 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:56,200 Eight, seven, six, five, four, three... 735 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,080 WHISTLE BLOWS 736 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,080 Did I do it? 737 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,480 I mean, if I'm honest, I don't know what I thought 738 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:13,920 cos all I can hear is, 739 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,320 "I can't see my pockets because of my tits." 740 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,600 It happens more often than you'd think. 741 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,160 Well, I've got a similar problem. 742 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:25,120 The Zimbabwe sock football was a colossal failure. 743 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,760 Well, it did lead to a disaster of many ducks falling out 744 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,120 as he fell in. 745 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,640 So I should have been good at that task, cos when I was a kid, I used 746 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,640 to practise balancing in the bath by covering it in Vaseline. 747 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:35,840 So... 748 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,160 Hang on, hang on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 749 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,240 So you cover the bath in Vaseline 750 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,520 and then you see how long you can stand up for. 751 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,720 It's a game. 752 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,520 So what, you've never played games in the bath? 753 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:47,800 Yeah, I played games. 754 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,280 Like what kind? 755 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,760 I don't know. 756 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,400 That's not a game what you're thinking of. 757 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,600 Go on tell me. It's not a game. 758 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,080 See if you can use elastic bands to make it look like a submarine. 759 00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:00,360 LAUGHTER 760 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:07,680 Right. Thank God it's break time. 761 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,600 When we come back, someone edges closer 762 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,520 to winning Munya's dead plant and Dara's dead knee. 763 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,960 See you soon. 764 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,520 APPLAUSE 765 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,400 Hello, welcome back to the final part of tonight's show. 766 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,920 Yes, it's been a great night 767 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,680 and I really think that's down to you, 768 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:34,000 Sarah, Munya, Dara and Fern being on top form. 769 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,360 LAUGHTER 770 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,720 Before the break 771 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,760 the comics were busy sorting out ducks and socks, 772 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,480 but there's still one person left to see. 773 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:45,200 So here we go, it's the host of Sock the Beak its Dara O Briain. 774 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,240 Thank you, everyone. 775 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,360 Whey! Now all through the keys, you pair up the socks 776 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,800 before you send them down. 777 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,280 Oh, this is not the fun bit. Oh, I want the fun bit. 778 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,120 Oh, here we go, here we go. 779 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:16,000 Can we put the bag of ducks down? A bag for ducks. 780 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,680 Can I get a bag, please? 781 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,400 So, now I'm gonna gamble with this. 782 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,880 This goes wrong, this is calamitous. 783 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,760 Oh, legend! They're in plastic bags. 784 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,000 Wow, are they all paired? 785 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,120 They're all paired. This is a big moment. 786 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,640 There's only one way to do this. 787 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,160 Oh! 788 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,200 SLOW-MO SHOUTING 789 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,040 APPLAUSE 790 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:59,160 You made two or three references to just wanting to get on 791 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,680 with the fun bit. 792 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:04,040 The kneeling on the ground, taking ducks from socks, that's not fun. 793 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,360 That's not fun at all. That's a non-fun thing. 794 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:10,840 Watching the ducks go on two treadmills, I could have done that all day. 795 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,240 Hit me with some numbers. 796 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:16,560 Well, obviously John in last place with one point, 797 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,720 Fern got a total of 57, Sarah 58, 798 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,000 so she's in third place. 799 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,680 Munya got 37 socks compared to Dara's 28, 800 00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:25,840 but the ducks fell out, so he only ended up 801 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,920 with 29 ducks compared to Dara's 63 ducks. 802 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,840 What's more, Dara was the only person who paired more than two socks. 803 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,440 He paired a total of 28 socks, 14 pairs. 804 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:35,840 So he gets two bonus points as well. 805 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:39,080 So that's seven points in total to Dara O Briain. It's amazing. 806 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:40,960 Yeah. 807 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,880 OK it's time for you all to head to the stage for 808 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,200 the final task of the show! 809 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,280 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 810 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,760 Raise the curtain. 811 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,280 AUDIENCE: Ooh! 812 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,360 Alex, who's going to read the task out? 813 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,480 Sarah Millican is going to read the task out. 814 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,640 Commence. 815 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,880 Make the taskmaster say your words. 816 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,160 Each team will ask one question at a time 817 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,880 and each question must be made up of exactly six words. 818 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,480 Also each team member must take it in turns 819 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,640 to say two words of each question. 820 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,600 First to make the taskmaster say your word wins. 821 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,320 Dara, which of these would you like to be your first word? 822 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,480 This one? If you take that one, please. Thank you. 823 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,760 You can show it to your team and you can show it to the audience. 824 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,320 So that one is for this team. 825 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,440 Sarah, you're gonna go first. Thank you. 826 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,840 You cannot talk tactics with your team mates at all, 827 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,120 but it is a team task. 828 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,400 OK, so we're gonna start with a team of three. 829 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,960 Dara will commence the question. Here we go. Good luck. 830 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,000 What wriggles... 831 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,920 ..in Greg's... 832 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,840 LAUGHTER 833 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,600 John to complete the question. 834 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,320 ..muddy garden? 835 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,800 What wriggles in Greg's muddy garden? 836 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,760 Worm. 837 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:55,920 APPLAUSE 838 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,160 Very good. 839 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,320 So, to stop this team winning round one, you need to get it in one. 840 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:02,640 Good luck. 841 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:03,680 What breakfast... 842 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,720 ..is long... 843 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:11,680 ..and meaty? 844 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,880 LAUGHTER 845 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,360 Sausage. 846 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,400 APPLAUSE 847 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,440 OK. So round one is a tie. We move to round two. 848 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,080 We're gonna go slightly harder words. 849 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,440 Here we go, so this time let's start with the team of two. 850 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,760 Munya, you're gonna kick off the question. 851 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,960 Can you... 852 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,320 No, no, no more words. 853 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,040 ..lessen erection... 854 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,400 Please finish off the question, Munya. 855 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:52,040 ..until it's? 856 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,040 Right, well, that's the end of the question. 857 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,440 Greg the question is, can you lessen erection until its? 858 00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:58,680 Soft. 859 00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:01,720 Not right. Your turn, team of three. 860 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,760 How would... 861 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,240 ..you describe... 862 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,600 ..enormous hugeness? 863 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:12,600 Massive. 864 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,440 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 865 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,920 Absolutely brilliant! 866 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,480 So, the team of three win round two. 867 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,200 It's currently 2-1. Good luck, everyone. 868 00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:26,240 John, you're gonna start the question this time. 869 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:27,280 I wish... 870 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,360 ..not to... 871 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,840 "I wish not to..."? 872 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,920 Yeah, somehow turn this into a question, please, Dara, 873 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:43,000 and also make it relevant to the word somehow. 874 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,600 ..ascend vertically? 875 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,200 So the question is... 876 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,080 LAUGHTER 877 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,400 ..I wish not to ascend vertically? 878 00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,360 Descend. 879 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,040 It's, weirdly, not right. 880 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,040 So, it's Sarah to start. 881 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:05,680 What trousers... 882 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,120 ..do farmers... 883 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,240 ..wear now? 884 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,960 Well, it's either, just to tee it up, 885 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 it's either dungarees or overall. 886 00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,320 But what do they wear NOW? 887 00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:27,640 That's what's, that's what's thrown me. 888 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,120 Overall. 889 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,080 You've gone for overall, it's not right. 890 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,720 So, it's the team of three again. 891 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,120 Which aircraft... 892 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:38,720 ..crashes more... 893 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,080 LAUGHTER 894 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,960 John, would you mind finishing off the question? 895 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,280 It's easy. 896 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,120 ..into mountains? 897 00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:00,680 LAUGHTER 898 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,000 Helicopter. 899 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,160 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 900 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,520 So, this is to draw this round. 901 00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,400 Not overalls... 902 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,560 ..so it... 903 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:25,960 ..must be... 904 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:28,680 Dungarees. 905 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:30,560 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 906 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,600 So, the team of three win three, the team of two win two. 907 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,520 Marvellous. Let's put that to the final scores. 908 00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:37,960 Come down and join me. 909 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,920 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 910 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:46,440 Easy one to score. 911 00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,640 The team of three got three points, the team of two got two points. You happy with that? 912 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,640 Yes, please. That's nice and easy. But it does mean the final scores... 913 00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,760 It's a clean sweep, a huge 30 points in one episode, 914 00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,880 and that's, of course, Mr Dara O Briain. There it is. 915 00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,040 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 916 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,080 Dara wins. 917 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:06,760 Please go and gather your things never to be thrown away. 918 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,360 So what have we learnt today? 919 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:14,480 We've learnt that people come in different shapes and sizes. 920 00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:18,320 But not ducks. No. Ducks come in one size and one size only. 921 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:22,240 And if you've got an issue with that fact, you'd better speak to this guy. 922 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:24,680 Bye-bye, everyone. 923 00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:28,800 You can go now, but don't forget who won tonight. It was Dara O Briain. 924 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,720 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 925 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:57,840 Subtitles by Red Bee Media