1 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,920 APPLAUSE 2 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,840 Hello, everyone. 3 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,720 Hello, and welcome, 4 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:42,600 it's me, Big Daddy G, and things are about to get lit. 5 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:45,400 A wise man once said, 6 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,840 "If you want to find out what drives the human spirit 7 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,440 "get a person to eat weird flavoured ice cream 8 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:52,600 "or collect sand in a shopping trolley." 9 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:56,400 That man, none other than Nelson Mandela. 10 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:57,720 And before you start writing in, 11 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,640 I'm talking about the Nelson Mandela who owns 12 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,880 the launderette in my home town and he did say that, 13 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:05,040 and once I saw him eat 40 bags of Hula Hoops in one sitting. 14 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:06,080 Guy's a legend. 15 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:10,600 Who are the five whose spirits we look to test? 16 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,640 Well, please welcome Dara O Briain, 17 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:16,720 Fern Brady, 18 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,160 John Kearns, 19 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,400 Munya Chawawa, 20 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,800 and Sarah Millican. 21 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:30,160 And next to me, he's got a brain made for business 22 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,120 and a bod made for sin. 23 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,040 It's Little Alex Horne. 24 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,320 Are you in a good mood? I'm in a good mood. 25 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:45,560 Well, I'm in charge of health and safety concerns now, 26 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:47,360 I've got a new hard hat just in case. 27 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,400 Here it is. Here it is, it's... 28 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:50,880 you can see it's got straps there, 29 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:52,040 and there's a zip there. 30 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:55,080 I don't know how you put it on actually, it's such a hard... 31 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:01,040 That's it. That's the joke, is it? It's a hard hat. 32 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,760 It's a hard hat to put on? Such a hard hat to put on. 33 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,800 You know some of these people have travelled quite some distance to get here? Yeah. 34 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,840 Right, on with the prize task. 35 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,600 On we go and this time the category is... 36 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:15,120 the thing you would most like to have with you on 37 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,320 a car journey. Hmm. 38 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:18,920 A car would be pretty handy. 39 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,600 Get the hat out again, party time. 40 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,040 The item Greg agrees is best for a car journey 41 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,440 will get its owner five points and the winner of the show 42 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,280 will scoop up all five things 43 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,920 and have a ridiculously good drive home from studio. 44 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:39,320 Dara, what is the thing you would most like to have with you on a car journey? 45 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:42,080 I have gone for this case. 46 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,440 It's a console carrying case and here it is. 47 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:45,680 Oh, wow. 48 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,720 You can strap any gaming machine to it, 49 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:53,360 plug it in and play full-size video games, 50 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,080 or watch a movie if you want. 51 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,080 I mean they're not famously portable, are they? 52 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,960 But this makes them portable. 53 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,640 And that's why when you're on tour you only wear one outfit 54 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,320 cos you have to put all your energy into carrying this around. 55 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:11,720 Fern, can you beat a massively impractical games console holder? 56 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,320 Oh, yes, mine is very practical, 57 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,840 if you're a comedian, one of the things you need 58 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,840 other than resilience and being emotionally dead inside, 59 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:23,600 is the skill of holding in your piss 60 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:26,720 for long amounts of time on car journeys 61 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,160 so I've brought a she-wee. 62 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,760 I think there's, there's other brands available. 63 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,560 I think there's one called a Go Girl. 64 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,200 I asked for a bottle that was about two litres 65 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,920 so I can keep driving. 66 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:43,800 Oh, I don't think I fully understood the scenario here. 67 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,400 You're driving and wanting not to stop? 68 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:48,720 Yes. 69 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,280 Why?! 70 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:53,560 I haven't got the confidence to use mine and I've had it, 71 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,520 I've had it for a year. 72 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,400 You should try it just at home in the toilet, cos I've got one. 73 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:02,160 As soon as I got it I thought I'm having a go of this, so I had a little try 74 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,120 and I got a little bit on the seat like a real live boy. 75 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,560 John? Um, I brought in... 76 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:10,960 Oh, here we go. 77 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,800 A sailor's hat. Yep. 78 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,120 Picture it, yeah. I am picturing it. 79 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,240 You're driving along. Yeah. 80 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:24,520 You see a car beside you. Mm-hmm. 81 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:27,640 You look over at the driver, he's wearing that. 82 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:29,960 Everyone's honking. 83 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:32,200 Everyone loves him. 84 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,200 You're thinking, you know... 85 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:38,840 ..is he late for his boat? 86 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:45,960 Kids banging on the window going, "Yeah!" 87 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,240 Are the kids these days 88 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,520 excited by a small bearded man in a sailor hat? 89 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:54,160 Just imagine Alex and I are in a car journey now, 90 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:57,600 I'm driving obviously, he's sitting there eating crisps. Yeah. 91 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,720 This is what I perceive to be my reaction. 92 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:00,800 OK. 93 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,000 Look at this prick. 94 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,880 Munya, what have you brought in? 95 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,280 I've brought in a co-ordination game. 96 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:15,680 Here it is. 97 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:16,720 Shit. 98 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,600 This device can measure human IQ 99 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,680 by how quickly you can line up the discs. 100 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,000 Now, if I... 101 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,520 ..if I can do this in eight seconds on the show, Greg... 102 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,440 Yeah. ..are you gonna give me five points? 103 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:36,520 I don't know, possibly. 104 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:37,800 But you're not in a car. 105 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:46,840 We're in a car, 106 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,200 John's my passenger. Right, talk to me. 107 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:52,400 Um, have you seen the... Yep, OK. 108 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,000 Have you seen where I put my sailor's hat? Yeah. 109 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,640 Look out for the central reservation! 110 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,720 OK, slowly, slowly. OK, OK. 111 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,080 Yeah. So you failed and... No, no, hang on. 112 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,040 ..there's a multiple car pile-up. 113 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:09,000 That is...that's gotta be the worst prize all series. 114 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:14,120 That is gonna get beaten by a fucking sailor's hat. 115 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,880 Imagine that. 116 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,280 Just for health and safety reasons. 117 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,120 So I watched a TV programme 118 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:30,440 where somebody drove, accidentally obviously, 119 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:33,080 into some water and they drowned. 120 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:36,160 It's drama, don't worry nobody died, it's just actors. 121 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:37,400 So I went online and thought 122 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,920 there's gotta be something that would help you in that situation 123 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,160 and I brought an escape hammer. 124 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,400 The red part is the hammer itself. Yep. 125 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,600 The bit at the end slices through your seatbelt, 126 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,600 cos that's a problem, you get locked in. 127 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:55,480 And the bit at the end can tap out your windscreen. You are welcome. 128 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,560 It's a fairly pessimistic thing to take with you, isn't it? 129 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,960 It's not, I think it's positive. If it was pessimistic, 130 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,320 I would just be like, "Ah well, dead now." 131 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,600 Oh, Christ. Yeah, difficult to judge. 132 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,280 Well, one of them isn't difficult. 133 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:23,160 Giving Munya one point and obviously Captain Ahoy two, 134 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,040 two points. 135 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,120 I must give Dara three points. 136 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,760 Right. Fern the four points. OK. 137 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:29,800 Sarah Millican five points. 138 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,520 There we go, Sarah Millican wins. 139 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,080 Let's have a task proper then, shall we? 140 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,240 OK. We begin this one in the garage. 141 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:57,960 Yo. Is that Alex Horne on my lawn eating corn at the crack of dawn? 142 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,440 Oi, oi, oi. 143 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,960 Oh. 144 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,400 Whoa. 145 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,480 Bloody hell. 146 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:07,160 Choose a room. 147 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:08,720 And a weapon. 148 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:10,280 Then await further instructions. 149 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,760 Choose a room in the Taskmaster house. 150 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,280 And a weapon. 151 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,040 Right, let's have a look. 152 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:25,440 Shed, lab, kitchen, living room, loo, caravan. 153 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:28,760 The weapons are a frying pan. 154 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,000 - Belt. - A high-heeled shoe. 155 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:32,560 A staple gun. 156 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:33,640 Cactus. 157 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,720 I'm gonna go for the traditional frying pan. 158 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:39,200 In the lab. 159 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:44,160 Oh, there's no hiding places. In the living room. 160 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,520 And I'm gonna go with the frying pan in 161 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:51,240 the warmest room in the house, the living room. 162 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,640 I'll go frying pan, it's got a good swing on it, 163 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:57,080 and I'm going the living room please, Alex. 164 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,400 I choose kitchen and cactus. 165 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:00,960 Can I ask you why? 166 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,080 I like being in the kitchen 167 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,880 and then I picked the cactus instead of 168 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,400 the frying pan cos I wanted to be unpredictable. 169 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,080 I'll go with the belt. Mm-hmm. 170 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:12,280 And I think I'm gonna go in, 171 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:17,600 uh, well, again, if I'm being attacked, 172 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,440 I have to, uh, 173 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,520 you know really maim whoever's attacking me. 174 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:26,840 I need to be like contained. I'm gonna go in the caravan. 175 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:28,120 OK. 176 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,960 Good, so most people opting for a frying pan in the living room. 177 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Mm-hmm. But John Kearns being the only person who seems 178 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:42,160 to think that this task might involve, and I quote, 179 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,600 maiming someone. 180 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,920 I did think we'd be maiming someone to be fair though. 181 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:48,440 Yes. 182 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,040 Let's see if there's any maiming involved. 183 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,680 OK, well first up we're gonna start with 184 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:54,800 the lounge lizards, it's Munya, Sarah and Dara. 185 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,560 Ha-ha. 186 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:57,880 What dangers await? 187 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,400 Oh, no. 188 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,800 Oh! 189 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,240 OK. This was a bad choice. 190 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,440 Alex, I've got a fear of balloons popping. 191 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:17,400 I'm either supposed to burst them all or not burst any, 192 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,880 so let's assume not burst any till we get to it. 193 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,920 BALLOON POPS Ah! 194 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,560 Oh, wow, there you go. Pop 99 red balloons. 195 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:30,680 You must use your weapon to pop your 99 red balloons. 196 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,520 Shout "Stop it" when you think 197 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,960 you've popped precisely 99 red balloons. 198 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,120 Fastest - fastest! - wins. 199 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,640 Your time starts now. 200 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,360 If I shout out the number, 201 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,000 will you do a five-bar gate for me? 202 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,160 I'd like... Is that OK? ..I love doing five-bar gates. 203 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:48,440 I can see that about you. Yeah, I did that when I was in prison. 204 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:50,760 OK. 205 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,280 Oh no! 206 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:58,320 Oh, jeez. 207 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,760 Jesus! 208 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,040 There we go. 209 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:06,040 One, two, three. 210 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,360 Ah.. . 211 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,840 11, 12... 212 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:21,000 Do you want earplugs, Munya? Huh? Do you want earplugs? 213 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,120 I can't hear you. OK. 214 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,360 Oh, you made me lose count! 215 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,680 Am I 60? I think I'm 60? Yes, I'm doing the gates. 216 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:33,040 I know there's exactly 99 in here. 217 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,680 85, 86, 87, 88, 80... 218 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,560 Come on! 88, 89, 90. 219 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:47,720 SHOUTING: Stop it! 220 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,200 That was full-on, Dara. 221 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,240 You're meant to do something at the end. 222 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,280 Oh. 223 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,360 Oh, stop it. 224 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,720 I've stopped the clock. Thank you, Sarah. 225 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:02,640 Stop it. 226 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,560 I think I did really well. 227 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,720 Yeah. 228 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,440 Munya, when I was at school 229 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:16,800 there was always a kid at school, when you played army, 230 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,920 was just playing it on his own really. 231 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,800 He was playing like the storming forces, 232 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,280 and the victims, so he's going... 233 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,040 That's you, Munya. 234 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:33,480 He's got a genuine balloon popping phobia though, so he did... Yeah. 235 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,640 ..surmount that for this challenge. 236 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,920 Have you really? Yeah. I was like, do you know what, 237 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,880 this isn't just a task anymore, this is personal development. 238 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,840 Yeah, and he burst all the balloons in that room. 239 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,200 Did he? Yeah. 240 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,760 There were 99 though. There were 111 in that room. 241 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:48,920 Oh. 242 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,360 By stark contrast, Sarah, 243 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,080 you made a conscious decision that you were 244 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,920 going to do this physical task whilst not leaving 245 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,200 the comfort of the sofa. 246 00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:00,560 The reason I chose the living room was cos it was lovely and warm and comfy, 247 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,200 I'm not gonna not sit on the sofa for a bit of it. 248 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,480 It was absolutely joyous. 249 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,440 You looked like you were having a lovely time. 250 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,360 Dara, I think, took it a bit more seriously. 251 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,320 Oh, I went hell for leather. 252 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:11,800 Fuck those balloons. 253 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,120 At the very end, 254 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,240 there's a sill of you where you look like 255 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:21,680 a Roman warrior who's just come from the battle. 256 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,600 In a hundred years there's gonna be a statue of that somewhere. 257 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,280 Oh, he was so quick, 258 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,320 he did it in three minutes 20 259 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:34,800 compared to five minutes two for Sarah, not terribly slow, 260 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,680 but nine minutes 25 for Munya. 261 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,240 What? 262 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,360 Unfortunately, Munya didn't do what we asked him to do. 263 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,560 Can I show you something else? 264 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,240 This doesn't sound good. 265 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,600 Come on. 88... 266 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,760 89, 90. 267 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,720 You were supposed to be counting with me! 268 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,160 I, yeah... Traitor! 269 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:59,040 Yes. You did tell me to do the five-bar gates and I did it, 270 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,160 and then that happened and I didn't know what to do 271 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,320 and I panicked and you didn't do it right. 272 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,760 Looks like, er... 273 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,520 we've found our victim. 274 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,360 OK, time to close the curtains on part one. 275 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,120 Why not go onto social media 276 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,440 and pretend you're living your best life instead of doing 277 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,960 a big trump through your already compromised pyjamas. 278 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,200 See you back here soon. 279 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:37,920 Hello. Welcome back to part two of Taskmaster. 280 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,280 I'm gonna hand straight over now to my little assistant, 281 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,520 Little Alex Horne. 282 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:45,720 The current task involves popping 99 balloons in the fastest time 283 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,120 in the room of their choice with the weapon of their choice. 284 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,760 Dara, Sarah and Munya did it in the living room with a frying pan. 285 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:51,920 Only two people left, 286 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,000 it's Fern with a cactus in the kitchen, 287 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,480 which is lovely to say, 288 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,840 and John in the caravan with a belt. Yuck. 289 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,920 Here's how they got on. 290 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,440 The clock has started, Fern. 291 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,120 Well, I'll just get going then. 292 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,520 OK. 293 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,720 Good luck. 294 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,400 Oh, that's not gonna work, is it? 295 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,200 That was more powerful than I thought. 296 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:30,120 I'll tell you how I'll count it, by their little bums. 297 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,240 One, two, three, 298 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,200 four, five, six, seven... 299 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:37,560 Eight, nine. ten... 300 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,560 11, 12, 13, 14. 301 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,600 15, 16. 302 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,560 17, eight, eight, eight, eighteen... 303 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,000 96, 97, 98, 99. 304 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,320 Stop it. 305 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,920 Oh. 81... 306 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,960 Stop it. I've stopped the clock. 307 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,880 Fern, I think I've written this down correctly. 308 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,640 You were holding the balloons by their little bums. 309 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,400 The sort of anus part of the balloon. 310 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,200 The bit we put our lips to? 311 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,600 Yeah, yeah. 312 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:43,880 You were trying to count as you went along 313 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,120 but you went up, down, you went all over the place. 314 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,920 So, yeah, you did, unfortunately like Munya and Sarah, 315 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,520 burst way too many balloons. Oh. 316 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,480 John, I feel like with you we changed genre 317 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,160 from Dara's epic film about a Roman warrior 318 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,880 to just a horror film of a, 319 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,000 just an awful lunatic in a caravan. 320 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,080 Yeah. 321 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,360 There was one where a balloon, 322 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,040 rolled to the window and you came into shot 323 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:12,000 and grabbed it and I found myself muttering, 324 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,040 "That poor balloon." 325 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:15,360 What hope did it have? 326 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,440 What a contrast in the two players as well, 327 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,920 cos they both said stop it at the end, 328 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,840 but I think their two stop its 329 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,320 speak of the two individuals concerned. 330 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,640 Here are the two stop its. 331 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,720 FLATLY: Stop it. 332 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,720 HYSTERICALLY: Stop it! 333 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,800 No doubt about where most of the victims are gonna be. 334 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,920 Yeah. Now that was a man who's been bursting 335 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,880 one balloon every one and a half seconds. 336 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:43,920 Did he hit the target? 337 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,360 He hit the target as did Dara so it's all about speed. 338 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,640 Dara, three minutes 20 to burst 99 balloons. 339 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,480 John, two minutes 29, 340 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,560 you get five points! 341 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,680 Wow. 342 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,560 Just to summarise, there's five points to John, 343 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,600 four to Dara, but unfortunately zero to everyone else. 344 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,240 I'm so sorry, Sarah. 345 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,640 Can I see a scoreboard, please? 346 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,520 We have joint leaders on seven points, it's Dara and John. 347 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,960 Poor old Munya. 348 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,680 Do you have a team task waiting in the wings? 349 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,240 Oh, yes, I do, but shut up please. 350 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,360 Yo, yo. Oof. Hello, Alex. 351 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,840 What does it smell of in here? Yo, Sarah, can you smell that? 352 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,960 Smells a bit mad in here. What's it smell of? 353 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,360 Is it a bit pumpy? 354 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,360 A bit pump... A bit farty. Pumpy? 355 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,040 It smells in here cos one of the contestants did something bad in here. 356 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,400 Hmm, I can tell. Did a little pumpy. 357 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,120 No. We can't talk about it. No. But you'll find out. 358 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,160 Oof, god damn. 359 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,480 God damn. 360 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,480 - Hello, Dara. - Oh, Alex, hi. 361 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,320 Hello, Fern. Hi. 362 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,600 And hello, John. 363 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,640 Hi, Alex. 364 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,200 So we've got a feather and we've got a pillow. 365 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,720 Get this feather into the bath. 366 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,520 You must not touch the feather 367 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,400 and the feather must not touch the ground. 368 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,880 After the feather has left its cushion it must not touch 369 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,520 a single thing for more than five seconds in total. 370 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,720 It must not touch a single thing 371 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,520 for more than five seconds in total. 372 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:25,160 The cushion must not leave the lab. 373 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,680 If you make any mistake at all Alex will blow his whistle 374 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,720 and you must start all over again. 375 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,800 Fastest wins. 376 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:38,760 Finally, you must not say any words at any point from now on. 377 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,840 New to my vocabulary, pumpy. Pumpy, yeah, me too. 378 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,040 Do you know pumpy? No, I didn't but I do now. 379 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,080 We say pumping in Scotland. 380 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,040 Yeah, yeah, I think it's northern and Scotland. 381 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,360 It has two meanings, 382 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,160 it means farts but it also means shagging. 383 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,400 It means shagging and farting? 384 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:10,040 So if you said to a friend "What did you get up to last night?" 385 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,560 And they went, "Hoo-hoo-hoo, I had a pumpy night," 386 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,200 it could be tragic or glorious. 387 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,560 Let's go. 388 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,640 OK, well let's start with the team of three, 389 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,040 it's my mates Daz, Joz and Fez, here we go. 390 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:46,400 WHISTLE BLOWS Please put it back on the cushion on the table please, John. 391 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,520 WHISTLE BLOWS That was six seconds on there, 392 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,320 please put it back on the cushion. 393 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,600 WHISTLE BLOWS I'm sorry but that feather has been in the dustpan 394 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:21,920 more than five seconds. 395 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,480 FERN SIGHS Back we come. 396 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,080 Oh, hi, Fern. Where have your teammates gone? 397 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,120 Here they come. 398 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,520 Ah, lots of plates. 399 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,640 Have you lost the feather, Fern? 400 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,080 That's a chicken. 401 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,880 It nearly has feathers. 402 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:13,560 WHISTLE BLOWS Please go again. 403 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,680 Congratulations. 404 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,560 You have got the feather in the bath. 405 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,440 Let's talk about feather-loss-gate. 406 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,360 How you think you as a team coped with the loss of the feather. 407 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,600 I think we coped really well, there was a lot of resilience. 408 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,000 I don't know who lost it. 409 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,800 Was it, it might've been me. Was it me? 410 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,440 Was it me? 411 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,880 It was one of us anyway. 412 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:15,600 It's mad. You could feel Dara's anger radiating out of him. 413 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,280 I could feel it through the screen, Dara. 414 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:23,840 I remember thinking I'd come up with quite a good system, 415 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:27,200 the system of endless plates and that kept us going. 416 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,800 What? 417 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,280 It wasn't a system of endless plates, there were 12 plates. 418 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,040 So grand! 419 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:41,920 That's when I introduced the system of endless plates. 420 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,840 OK, break time, but before we go, 421 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,320 here's a video to solve the riddle 422 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,800 what waves and wets the bed every night? 423 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,480 Welcome back to Taskmaster. 424 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,960 Let's finish off the current team task shall we, Alex? 425 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,520 It's a double thumbs up from me. 426 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,840 They're trying to get a feather in the bath 427 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,080 but they can't touch it, the feather can't touch the ground, 428 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,880 they have to take it in turns moving it, 429 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,880 and nothing can hold it for more than five seconds. 430 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,640 Also, they can't talk. 431 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,400 Peace at last. 432 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,080 Only the team of two left, it's... 433 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,680 With an action, Sarah, why does it smell so bad in here? 434 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,280 What did you do? 435 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,000 Were you looking for something, Munya? 436 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,440 Oh, a leaf blower. 437 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,360 Did you look in the shed? 438 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,760 It's probably in there. Mm-mm. 439 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:09,960 Yeah, you go. 440 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,200 Ah. Bit of music. 441 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,160 WHISTLE BLOWS 442 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,800 He said build pipes leading to bath, question mark. 443 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,920 It's on its way, is it? 444 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,760 Is it in the bath? 445 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:37,840 I've stopped the clock. 446 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,280 Well, it got there. 447 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,600 Did you enjoy Sarah finding the leaf blower? 448 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:51,080 I was about to say it was absolutely my highlight of the whole attempt. 449 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:52,360 Look at her little face. 450 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,120 What I wrote down is, 451 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,560 anyone who thinks that that leaf blower is 452 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,280 going to be good in this task is mad. 453 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:09,240 I thought that it was gonna be hovering around and, 454 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,760 you know, Sarah would be using the guitar to direct it. 455 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,400 That's what the guitar was for, 456 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,840 for Sarah to just bat it in the right direction? 457 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,840 Yes. I was chief wafter. 458 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,960 That's why I brought the plates in cos I had 459 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,480 a similar idea to these guys 460 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,680 but then Munya came in with the drain pipe 461 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,680 and an excited expression on his face 462 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,040 and it's just like, you know, 463 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,000 it's like having a bairn, I imagine. Yeah. 464 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,000 Where you're just like, look at his little face, 465 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,600 OK we'll play with the tubes. 466 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,960 So they did achieve the task. 467 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,160 They did achieve the task 468 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,280 but did they do it faster than these three clowns? 469 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,440 Well, the three clowns 470 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,440 got the feather in the bath in seven minutes 45. 471 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:50,480 Really? Yep. 472 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,280 What about the elaborate pipe system? 473 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,280 Oh, 24 minutes and 25 seconds. 474 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,280 Hey, yours was more impressive though. 475 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,320 24 minutes? 476 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,280 Oh, my god. 477 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,680 How did it take that long?! 478 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,360 If you hadn't brought in those stupid plates, 479 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,720 we wouldn't have had this problem. 480 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:20,200 I'll give them two points and I'll give the mighty team five. 481 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,440 Whoa, OK, so it's two points to the team of two, 482 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:23,960 five points to the team of three. 483 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,240 What's next, Horne? 484 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,480 Oh, it's a bouncy-bouncy fun location task. 485 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,720 Yo. What the hell. 486 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000 Hello. 487 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,760 This is enticing. 488 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,800 Make an exercise ball touch Bernard. 489 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,840 Bernard can't move. Who's Bernard? 490 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:08,200 You may launch an exercise ball from behind the line, 491 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,480 that line there, 492 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:14,240 and may not touch any balls after each launch. 493 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:20,440 Most balls actively involved in a successful launch wins. 494 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,560 Your task ends when a ball touches Bernard 495 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,440 or 15 minutes have elapsed. 496 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,480 I hope Bernard's a puppy or something. 497 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,640 Your time starts... 498 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,200 Your time... 499 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,760 ..starts... 500 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,640 I don't know who Bernard is. Who is Bernard? 501 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,680 Uh. Ah. 502 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,040 Oh, damn. 503 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,680 Oh, it's a, a pretend man. 504 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,000 Do I get one attempt to release a ball? 505 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,120 As many as you want until you hit Bernard or 15 minutes is up. 506 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,560 Whatever ball hits him 507 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,000 the more balls it's hit on the way, the better. 508 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,000 So I can move all the balls 509 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,960 so that when I hit one ball it da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da... 510 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:07,960 ..poo. 511 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,920 I'm not sure why I've written this down 512 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,840 but I found Fern's description 513 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:23,120 of Bernard as a pretend man fascinating. 514 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,400 Yes. It's what they put clothes on in shops, innit, pretend men. 515 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,760 Oh, yeah. Yeah, course. 516 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,720 Get the assistant to put some pretend men out 517 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,280 to display our clothes. 518 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,280 Anyway, I think it's clear what we've got here. Hmm. 519 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,440 We've got a game of, 520 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,040 Bernard snooker, 521 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,760 and anyone who doesn't understand it should just remember... 522 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,120 da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da... 523 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,200 poo. 524 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,960 OK, we're gonna kick off with Fern, Sarah and Dara. 525 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,840 We're gonna have the green as the launch ball. 526 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:56,280 Lovely. And I'm gonna move the rest down. 527 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,360 Surely you just wanna get all the balls going 528 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,720 and hope for the best. 529 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,320 I think that's not a bad strategy. OK. 530 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,240 I think if I line them all up here 531 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,000 one of them's gonna touch him, right? 532 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,080 Sounds good to me. 533 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,280 See the trick shot? 534 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,920 I'm genuinely really, really excited about this. 535 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,880 He looks quite worse for wear. 536 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,320 What's happened to him in other tasks? 537 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,080 Why won't this... 538 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,080 oh, it's cos it's nowhere near the middle, idiot. 539 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,160 Ooh, ooh. 540 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,640 Oh, come on. 541 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,600 Oop. Come on! 542 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,760 Aw. 543 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,200 No, that didn't hit Bernard. 544 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:05,800 That didn't work. 545 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,480 Ooh, shit, shit. 546 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:11,800 Ooh, no! 547 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,280 Did you see that? 548 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,200 No, see that oh, gone too far the other way. 549 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,720 Gone too far the other way. Hit off that, 550 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,840 no, not... 551 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,320 oh, oh, oh, wait, 552 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:27,520 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 553 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,200 Finished! 554 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,680 Take that, Bernard. 555 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,360 Got a chance. 556 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,240 Here it goes. 557 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,040 You've got two on the go. This is it. 558 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,040 Ooh... 559 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,400 I did it! 560 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,040 Go on! Oh! 561 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:13,600 Whoa! 562 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:14,880 You've struck Bernard. 563 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:16,840 Thank you. 564 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,040 Increasingly I live to hear 565 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,360 the victory noises that Dara O Briain makes, 566 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,920 during any of our tasks 567 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,040 but I think the snooker one's my favourite so far. 568 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,360 Finished! 569 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,560 Have you got some stats that you wanna share? 570 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,400 Yeah, well you saw Sarah involve five balls, 571 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,320 Dara eight balls, so they've both got scores on the board. 572 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,880 Fern, I'm gonna ask you what your strategy was here? 573 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,720 I'm gonna need you to tell me what that task was 574 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,560 cos I don't know what that was. 575 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,280 Right, OK, so there was no strategy. 576 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,920 It was entirely haphazard what she did but she did it. 577 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,040 Fern did get points then. 578 00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,560 Yeah, yeah she got four balls involved, 579 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,240 it hit Bernard within the 15 minutes. Everything's fine. 580 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,280 Fine. 581 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:05,960 End of part three. 582 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,240 Not long until someone increases their chances 583 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,200 of survival by owning Sarah Millican's escape hammer. 584 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,480 See you soon. 585 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:21,880 Hello! 586 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,760 Hello, you're joining us for the final part of the show 587 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,680 and we're in the middle of a task which involves gym balls. 588 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,400 I went to school with gym balls, 589 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,160 but that wasn't his real name, 590 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,120 it was his nickname because he had massive testicles. 591 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:38,520 So, this task is like a giant snooker trick shot, 592 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,800 they've got to try and hit Bernard Mannequin with one of 15 balls, 593 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,160 launching just one of them from behind the start line. 594 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,560 You can't touch the ball again once it's been released 595 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,520 and the most balls actively involved in 596 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,840 a successful launch wins. 597 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,240 Two people left and their names are Munya and John. 598 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,560 OK, question. 599 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,760 Could you be a human shield? 600 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,240 You can place me somewhere. I don't think I can be actively involved. 601 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,440 OK, I can place you somewhere, yeah? Mm-hmm. 602 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,200 All right, then. 603 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:10,400 Can you lie there on your side like you're spooning? 604 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,320 Like you're a big spoon. Papa Spoon Alex. 605 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,360 All right. 606 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:19,880 Boom. 607 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:23,800 Good, just stay like that. 608 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,120 Oh...Oh. 609 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,400 Two minutes, John. 610 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,440 Yeah. 611 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,520 Look at that ball control. 612 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,360 Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. 613 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,960 Bang, bang. 614 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,400 Bang. 615 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,160 Er... 616 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,480 John Virgo. 617 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,200 It really is just 40 seconds now, John. Yep. 618 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:52,640 Good luck. 619 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,240 Thank you, John. 620 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,400 Here we go, here we go, here we go. 621 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:32,480 OK, it's on its way. 622 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,560 That's a good throw. That is a very good throw. 623 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:39,800 Right, Alex, get ready. 624 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,480 OK, release. 625 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:48,800 Yes! 626 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,240 Look at all those hits. Yes. 627 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,840 It's the planning from me. 628 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,000 I grew up in the '70s where we weren't allowed 629 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,320 to have self-confidence. 630 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,080 And I really enjoy watching Munya always, 631 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:15,680 because he absolutely believes in himself 632 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:18,560 and by stark contrast what I wrote down for John was, 633 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,120 shambles. 634 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:21,280 But... 635 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:23,600 ..how wrong I was. 636 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,880 Yeah. He only had one attempt. 637 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,240 He took 14 minutes 20 to set it up. 638 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,840 Honestly. When you believe in a system, 639 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:34,280 you had to do it within the quarter of an hour and he did it, first time. Yeah. 640 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,360 He set it up and it worked an absolute treat. 641 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,040 But Munya, as you saw, 15 balls. 642 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,640 He laid them all out, it was wonderful. 643 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,680 Wanna see it one more time? Yeah, I do. Incredible. 644 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,720 It's a good throw. That's a very good throw. 645 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,240 Right, Alex, get ready. 646 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,320 OK, release. 647 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,160 Release...Release. 648 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,240 Yes! 649 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,400 What you don't know can't hurt you. 650 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,440 Get your thing out! 651 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:25,680 Oh, no! 652 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,160 I don't know what to believe anymore. 653 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,440 OK, what does that do to the scores? 654 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,240 Well, it means that John gets the five points. Yeah. 655 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,600 Dara four, 656 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,120 Sarah three, Fern two... 657 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,280 ..and then Munya. Yeah. 658 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,840 What are you gonna do to him, Greg? 659 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,160 Give him no points, that's what I'm gonna do. No points! 660 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,320 But five points goes to John Kearns. 661 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,360 OK, let's see a scoreboard please, Alex. 662 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:55,840 OK, they're all on double figures except 663 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,360 for Munya who's only got three points. 664 00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,120 John is in the lead with 17. 665 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,480 OK everyone, please make your way to the stage 666 00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,640 for the final task of the show. 667 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,240 Who will read the final task? 668 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:20,640 Sarah Millican. 669 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:21,800 Begin. 670 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,000 OK. 671 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:28,440 Blow an item the furthest on The Knappett. 672 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:34,640 If your item falls from The Knappett you are disqualified. 673 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:38,400 The person who blows something the least far each round 674 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,640 is eliminated unless someone is disqualified. 675 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,480 You must all select your blowers 676 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,800 and items for each round before any blowing commences 677 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:50,120 and you must not use the same blower or item twice. 678 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,320 Last player standing wins. 679 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,240 They each have a whiteboard, so on the whiteboard 680 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,640 you need to write down the four things you want to blow 681 00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,360 and the four things you wanna blow them with. 682 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,040 You've got five items to blow and that is a beach ball, 683 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,920 an air ball, a golf ball, a ping pong ball and a pea. 684 00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,320 You have five items to blow with. 685 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,440 You've got some bellows, a recorder, 686 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,520 a whoopee cushion, a straw, 687 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,200 and just for you, Sarah Millican, 688 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:16,320 a leaf blower. 689 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,440 Woo-woo. 690 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,880 All right, are we ready? It's Dara first. 691 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,560 Oh, champion. Let's see if he's still got it. 692 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:39,960 Ooh, that was lovely. 693 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:42,840 Textbook! 694 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:46,840 Fern, you're up next. 695 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,280 RECORDER WHISTLES 696 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:56,840 VERY SHRILL WHISTLE 697 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,920 There we go. Well done, Fern. 698 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:03,520 John. 699 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:09,720 Oh, shit. 700 00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:15,640 Kearns is gone. Munya. 701 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,000 Oh, that's pea. Lovely. That is pea. 702 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,320 Sarah Millican. 703 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,520 I'm trying to cover the air hole so it doesn't... 704 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,360 It'd be awful if you choke on a recorder. 705 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,320 Yes. 706 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:45,600 Well done. Yes. 707 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,920 The peas have all made it through. Kearns is out. 708 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,160 OK, round two. 709 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,520 Ooh. 710 00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,880 Oh, he legislated for the banks, I think. 711 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,400 Oh...Oh. 712 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:05,760 Oh, shit! 713 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:14,480 OK. 714 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,000 Fern. 715 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,160 Oh, yes, there's a... 716 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,360 Oh, that is actually all right. 717 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:23,720 Is it? 718 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,480 FERN: Is it though? That's tilting to the side. 719 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,640 That tilts! 720 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:29,480 Sorry, Fern. 721 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,680 OK, Munya. 722 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:35,200 Do you want to just kick it like you did the ball the other time, do you? 723 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,280 Power of a thousand ancestors. 724 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,120 Maybe try a few more ancestors. 725 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,560 Oh. It's off. It's off. 726 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:02,920 Oh. Oh, hello. 727 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:09,760 Right then, Sarah. 728 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,360 Sick of blowing on balls. 729 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,400 That's it. That's it. 730 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:19,680 And it's off. 731 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,120 Oh. 732 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,040 Bye-bye. Bye-bye. 733 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:30,080 Ahh. 734 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,360 So Dara is the only one left standing. 735 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,000 Come down let's see how that affects the final scores. 736 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,520 The boy with points, the boy with answers. 737 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,640 Yes, well Dara was the last player standing 738 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,040 and I think we can see his final puff one more time. 739 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:55,480 Ooh, lovely. 740 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,000 What? 741 00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,240 What was that thing you said about the... 742 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:11,360 Well cos the ball obviously went cos I'm blowing air at it. 743 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,560 I'm afraid, Dara, that all evidence points to the fact 744 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,720 that you did make contact with the ball, that's the end of it. 745 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,200 So because Dara has also failed round two, 746 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:22,720 John gets one point, everyone else gets five points. 747 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,080 Wow. Yes. I really needed them. 748 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,800 John Kearns was in the lead in this episode 749 00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,760 but he came last in that task. 750 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,440 Oh, ahoy. 751 00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,480 Yes, he's lost his sailor's hat. 752 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:42,400 Dara O Briain wins the episode with 21 points. There it is! 753 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,680 Dara O Briain has won show seven. 754 00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:50,240 Please race up to the stage and collect your worthy prizes. 755 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,680 So, what have we learnt today? 756 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:58,400 We've learnt that if we're going to survive as a species 757 00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,320 we need to put all of our faith in the younger generation, 758 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:04,000 and we can because of great people like Greta Thunberg 759 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,800 and Malala inspiring so many people around the globe. 760 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,440 And Munya Chawawa, of course, 761 00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,400 who drives around with one hand on the wheel 762 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,040 with a balance game in the other 763 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,400 and who cheated at a bouncy ball gym task 764 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,040 with a pretend man called Bernard. 765 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,640 That's all for seven but not all for tonight's winner, 766 00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,520 of course, it's Dara O Briain. 767 00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,920 Subtitles by Red Bee Media