1 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:05,880 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,080 HE GRUNTS 3 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:13,120 SHE GASPS 4 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,480 VARIOUS GASPS 5 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,160 Shut up! 6 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,280 Oh, be care... Oh. 7 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:24,000 ALEX GROWLS 8 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:35,560 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 9 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,320 Hello! 10 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:38,760 Welcome, everybody. 11 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,200 I'm Greg Davies, and this is Taskmaster. 12 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,440 Lazy journalists often ask me, 13 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:46,880 "Hey, Greg, what would you be like as a competitor on Taskmaster?" 14 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,640 And my answer is always the same. 15 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,960 "Does your mum like being kissed with that dirty mouth? 16 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,480 "Huh?! Does she?!" 17 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,040 I'm the Taskmaster! 18 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:56,920 Before every series, I spend six months training 19 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,920 with Shaolin monks in the hills of China. 20 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,800 What should I use my jacked body to throw toilet paper 21 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,640 around Gatwick airport? 22 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:07,560 Should I use these skills to throw cottage pie through a big pipe? 23 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,040 Ahh! 24 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,720 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 25 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,720 I doubt it! 26 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,160 Fortunately for you, there are five people here 27 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,240 who will take on such challenges. 28 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:23,840 They are Dara O Briain... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 29 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:26,160 ..Fern Brady... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 30 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,400 ..John Kearns... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 31 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,720 ..Munya Chawawa... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 32 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:34,720 ..and Sarah Millican. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 33 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:38,040 And next to me, the man who has the answer to the question, 34 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,320 "What do you get if you cross a really boring chemistry teacher 35 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:44,440 "with another really boring chemistry teacher?" 36 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,960 HIGH-PITCHED: It's... little Alex Horne! 37 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,480 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 38 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,800 Thanks, everyone. Hi, Greg. 39 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,720 Hello. 40 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:57,080 Ooh! I love spending time with you. 41 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,720 Banter time. Let's do it. Let's do one. 42 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:03,000 L-Let's just play a game of, erm, of minds, noughts, and crosses. 43 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,200 Do you want to do that? Could you? Would you? 44 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:08,040 Sure. OK. I'm noughts. 45 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:09,640 OK. 46 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:12,040 LAUGHTER 47 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,680 Is it my go? Uh-huh. 48 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,560 I wouldn't have done that. 49 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,360 LAUGHTER 50 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,640 It's your board. 51 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:24,880 OK. 52 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:31,040 Oh, no. Yeah. 53 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,640 WHISPERS: Alex? Yes, Greg? 54 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,040 I've got an erection. 55 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:39,440 LAUGHTER Oh. 56 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,680 Right! On with the prize task. 57 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,760 Well, this week, you've asked them to bring in 58 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,600 the best fancy dress. 59 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:51,280 Greg will judge the best fancy dress, and then, the winner of 60 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,600 the episode will take home five very fancy dresses. 61 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,960 Simple as that. Right. Fern. 62 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:01,000 I am dressed as an alien dressed as a Scottish man. 63 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:04,320 Yes, this is Fern's fancy dress. Have a look. 64 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,320 LAUGHTER 65 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,640 Oh-ho, my God! 66 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:17,480 You know when you get these, like, educational films for children? 67 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,760 This was a film where - 68 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,920 there's a Scottish book called The Cone Gatherers 69 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,960 about two brothers. 70 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:29,920 And for some reason, I was an alien that inhabited 71 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,680 the character of the book. 72 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:35,600 But I'm not what people would call a thespian, 73 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:37,720 and I got shot dead in the end. 74 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,800 Right. Wh-Why was the alien shot? 75 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:45,360 I was shot cos I wasn't meant to be gathering cones in the forest. 76 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:50,960 I feel like possibly my drinks have been spiked. 77 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:56,600 Incredible. Good luck, Dara. LAUGHTER 78 00:03:56,640 --> 00:04:01,080 I brought in a, er, plague doctor's mask. 79 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:05,400 This is Dara wearing his plague doctor's costume. 80 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:09,480 Ooh, I find that immediately unsettling. 81 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:10,880 We have got a close-up of the mask. 82 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:13,440 That's the actual mask, the plague doctor's mask. 83 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:16,080 But the plague doctors mask has no air holes in it, 84 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:19,720 so really quickly, the windows steam up, er, 85 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,160 and you have to keep reaching your hand into it and windscreen wiping 86 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,520 the little glass windows. 87 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:26,000 So that was bad. 88 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,960 I then started lifting it up onto my head, so people go, 89 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,640 "What, are you a unicorn?" 90 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,200 That's genuinely creepy. 91 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,760 It's quite a thing. John. 92 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,680 Do you like fancy dress? 93 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,400 I don't enjoy it at all. 94 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:40,880 Neither do I. 95 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:46,280 So, what I do is I bring in my pocket... 96 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,160 ..an inflatable walking stick. 97 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,400 LAUGHTER 98 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:53,320 You can be Charlie Chaplin... 99 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,440 ..Willy Wonka... 100 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:57,040 ..the bloke from Up. 101 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,080 I don't like giving you one point in this round, do you know that? 102 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,280 Well, I don't think it deserves one point, even though 103 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:06,760 it clearly says "one" up there. 104 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:12,000 LAUGHTER 105 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,080 Munya. Yes? I feel good about this. OK. 106 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:19,320 So, I have brought in the most accurate replica of 107 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,360 a space suit ever made. 108 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,640 Accurate. 109 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:26,680 LAUGHTER 110 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,240 And just to try and tip you over to five points, 111 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:34,680 I've actually got a video of me in the suit. 112 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:38,720 LAUGHTER CONTINUES 113 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,720 It's not bad, Munya. It's not bad. Sarah? 114 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:50,360 So, from the age of 16 to 21, I worked at WH Smiths. 115 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,560 And every Christmas Eve, we were allowed to get dressed up. 116 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,960 And then, one of the years, nobody else wanted to - 117 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,360 apart from me and my friend. 118 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,240 So, we decided to do bad taste... Oof. 119 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,840 LAUGHTER 120 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:03,320 ..and borrowed some clothes from my friend's mum. 121 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,520 Sorry. 122 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,240 And we wore them. 123 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,400 And nobody noticed. 124 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:13,760 LAUGHTER 125 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,360 We just looked like we were from South Shields, 126 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,040 which is where we were. 127 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,760 I don't think it's that bad. I'd wear that. 128 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,800 All right, then, scoring time. 129 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,680 The trouble is, I like the spirit of John's - 130 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,560 but it's obviously the worst fancy dress, isn't it? Oh, my miles. 131 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,560 Yeah, by a country mile. Give him one point. 132 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,440 I don't think Sarah's dress is that fancy. 133 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:35,960 I'm going to give her two points. 134 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,640 Because Dara's and Munya's are shop-bought fancy dress, 135 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,920 I'm going to give them three points. Three points each? 136 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:45,440 Yes, because we all know there's got to be a gulf between anything 137 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,240 and that...bloody alien boy. LAUGHTER 138 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:50,640 All right. Five points. Five points. 139 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:54,040 Yes, finally! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 140 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,440 OK, what does the first task involve? 141 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,760 It involves dash, dot, dash, dot, 142 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:01,680 dash, dash, dash, dash, dot, dot, dot. Dot. 143 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,320 Hello, John. Yeah. 144 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,520 Fern. Hiya. 145 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,880 Dara. Ooh! 146 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:26,080 Excuse me. Yes, do the table. 147 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:27,760 Nothing your side? No. 148 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,720 Nothing this side. 149 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:33,720 Is everyone well? Yeah, you know. Straight in. 150 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:37,320 "Come up with a secret language that doesn't use words. 151 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:41,600 "You have ten minutes, after which one of you must go to the lab. 152 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:45,400 "Your time starts now." 153 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,800 MUNYA: What if we had, like, broader categories, 154 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:50,400 so this could be, like, punch? 155 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:51,800 Why is that your first word? 156 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:54,520 So, punch... No! No. 157 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,000 I'm not going with this. 158 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,680 So, that can be "yes". 159 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,040 Oh, that could be "no," yeah. 160 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:05,800 You, me, us, hard, yeah... 161 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:07,400 SHE LAUGHS 162 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:09,680 ..hard, medium, gently. 163 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:13,760 One of my key words in my life is not "gently"! 164 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:18,960 You know, the most common word in the world is, er... 165 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,440 Right, what're we going to do? 166 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:23,280 It's very difficult when you don't know what you'll be talking about. 167 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,160 Yeah, it is actually, yeah. Use common words. 168 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,560 It's like "ergh" or something. 169 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,360 Oh, Jesus. 170 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,600 Do, or noun? 171 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,560 What, you and me, nouns now? 172 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,920 A to E is yellow. 173 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,640 I'll give you an instruction. So... SHE LAUGHS 174 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:40,480 So... BELL DINGS 175 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,840 I. 176 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:43,880 Verb. 177 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:46,760 Oh, no, you named it. I, verb, medium. 178 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,880 What you, then do is you get these sticks, and you use that 179 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,240 for the subject matter. 180 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,440 There's literally no fault in this method. 181 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:55,160 SHE LAUGHS 182 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:59,840 DARA: A, B, C, D, E, F... Yes, yes, yes, yes! 183 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,640 And then, for the letter you use. 184 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:04,080 ..T, U, V. So... You use the number. 185 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,560 You add a stick. 186 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,600 I don't know if you're a genius or a madman. 187 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:11,480 If we get this right, then it means the code works, OK? 188 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:14,680 If we get this right, it'll be a bloody miracle. 189 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,160 WHISTLE BLOWS 190 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,640 Munya, please go to the lab. Oh-ho-ho, good luck! 191 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:22,480 APPLAUSE 192 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,040 The team of two. Mm. Yeah? 193 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:28,080 The first word was suggested by Munya was the word "punch". 194 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:30,760 Yeah, out of all the words... That was his first word. 195 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:33,440 That's his first word - and he followed it up with "lick". 196 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:36,400 Yeah, but most situations can be solved by a punch or a lick. 197 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:41,440 Tell me any situation. Now? 198 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:42,920 Actually, you're right. 199 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,200 There you go. 200 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:46,600 What's this, John, 201 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:50,520 "The most commonly used word in the world is 'ergh'..."? 202 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:56,040 I, er, I heard it on the radio. LAUGHTER 203 00:09:56,080 --> 00:10:00,040 And... And everyone anywhere in the world understands "ergh". 204 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:03,160 MUNYA: What? I-I don't understand it now. 205 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:06,480 Let's see it in action, come on. 206 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:12,080 Yeah, let's see the "I-verb-medium" team. It's Sarah and Munya. 207 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,440 "Secretly give this instruction to your team mate. 208 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:18,600 "You may not say or write any other words in the instruction. 209 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:19,800 "Fastest wins. 210 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,080 "Your time starts as soon as you walk through the door, 211 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:26,560 "and stops when the instruction's carried out by your team mate." 212 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,800 Should be easy. 213 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:32,360 Time has started. 214 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,440 You. Mm-hm. 215 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:35,560 Verb. 216 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,440 Mouse? Er, speak? 217 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,480 Shout? Eat? 218 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,200 You...you feed! 219 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,240 Mm! 220 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:50,680 Noun. 221 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:54,600 God, I hope there's a "hard" or a "gently" coming up soon. 222 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,480 You feed...the cat? 223 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,720 You feed...a giraffe? 224 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,760 Ohh! You feed the giraffe. 225 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:07,240 You feed the giraffe - oh, and...this is horrifically working. 226 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:10,160 Is there punch coming up? Because I know that one. 227 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,800 You feed the giraffe and... 228 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,680 ..elephant. HE CLAPS 229 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,280 Is that it? 230 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,960 Three. 231 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:23,320 You feed the giraffe and elephant 232 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,040 down along three times... 233 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,280 ..in the clown's mouth? 234 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,280 Jesus Christ! 235 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:33,720 We done it! 236 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,880 Yeah? OK. 237 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,400 Three. 238 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:42,600 I've stopped the clock. Oh, my God! Well done! 239 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:46,840 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 240 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:51,400 I was a bit disappointed that no-one got fed hard or punched. 241 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,520 but what looks like absolute chaos worked a treat. 242 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:58,280 I'm still surprised that it worked, and I was there. 243 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,080 Right. Find someone to spoon for five minutes, 244 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,880 because we're going to have an advert break. Alex! 245 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,520 LAUGHTER 246 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,440 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 247 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,960 Hello! Welcome back to Taskmaster - 248 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,560 where there's a code-creating task on the go. 249 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,240 No, I don't think so, Greg. 250 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,360 I'm just kidding, there is! 251 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,640 The team of two's unorthodox codes seem to work. 252 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:36,480 In the end, they fed three giraffes and an elephant to the clown. 253 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:38,840 Let's see how Dara, Fern, and John got on. 254 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:54,240 B-B-A. 255 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,280 F. 256 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,040 Yes! 257 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,080 BELL RINGS 258 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,280 Right I think that's B. 259 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,920 C! 260 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,080 THEY LAUGH 261 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:10,120 What? Why are you holding two sticks? 262 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,000 Is it A? Is it B? 263 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:15,240 Is it C? Is it D? 264 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:16,360 Is it E? 265 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:21,360 It is! Oh, I think the next letter is D. 266 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,800 B, B! 267 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,800 I don't understand. 268 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,800 I don't know what is it! 269 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,200 T. OK we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back, 270 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,560 we're back, we're back. H! 271 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,800 Is it R? Yeah. 272 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:41,000 Is the next one E? 273 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,040 Yeah, E. 274 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,240 Feed...three... 275 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,480 Ducks? 276 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,720 Sheep? 277 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,840 E that means E. Yeah. 278 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,640 There's been, so far, five Es. X! 279 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:58,600 Well, that can only be L, M, or N. 280 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,000 Elephant. 281 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,200 Ooh, maybe. That's a P. 282 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,360 Is it elephant? No, he can't say that, we have to... 283 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,320 N, so the language works. 284 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:14,320 The language does work. Save three elephants, and... 285 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,600 Oh, giraffe. Oh, here we go. 286 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,960 Next word, please. 287 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,360 A. 288 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:25,400 C. How is it C? I-I... 289 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,000 How was it C? Cos it is. 290 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,520 Oh! L. It's clown! 291 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,320 "Feed three elephants, and a giraffe to the clown?" 292 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,240 DARA: Christ Almighty. 293 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,600 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 294 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:49,920 My impression formed of you non-dingers - 295 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,960 Fern was of more used to you on this occasion. 296 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,880 Fern was a joy to work with, a pleasure to be around. 297 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:57,440 we were on the same wavelength, we worked really, really well. 298 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:00,240 Yeah, that's all I want to say about that task. Er... 299 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,280 LAUGHTER 300 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,680 And if you wanted to go to a fancy dress with one of them, 301 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,040 you'd go with her right? I would, I would. I mean, and... 302 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:09,000 You wouldn't take some prick with a blow-up walking stick. 303 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,920 LAUGHTER 304 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,280 John, anything you want to say in your defence? 305 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,040 My brain doesn't work like that. 306 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,600 It doesn't work. 307 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,880 LAUGHTER 308 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,640 APPLAUSE 309 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,040 Oh, never mind. 310 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,560 Maybe there's some points to be had. 311 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,640 Well, as you saw, Fern and John fed three elephants and a giraffe 312 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,480 to the clown, but Sarah fed one elephant and three giraffes 313 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,760 to the clown. So, only one of them's got it right. 314 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,280 Whichever team turn out to have fed the correct animals into the clown 315 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,360 will get five points, and if they fed the wrong animals to the clown, 316 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,360 there will be no points. No points. 317 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,400 AUDIENCE GASPS 318 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,960 What?! Cos the task wouldn't have been completed. 319 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,160 Feels harsh. But I don't know who did it. 320 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,040 You could still be a nicer person. 321 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,840 LAUGHTER 322 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,200 APPLAUSE 323 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,280 So, the team of three thinks it's three elephants. 324 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,680 If they're right, they win. 325 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:59,240 "Feed three elephants and a giraffe to the clown." 326 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,600 DARA: "Feed three giraffes and an elephant to the clown." 327 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:10,480 Which means the team of two win five points each! Oh, wow! 328 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:14,560 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 329 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,960 That's crushing. DARA: That is tough. 330 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,720 That is, er, entirely my fault 331 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,640 and I apologise about everything I said about John. Er... 332 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,440 LAUGHTER 333 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:26,840 Let's have the scoreboard. 334 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,960 Yes. Munya, of course, yet to win an episode, as has Fern - 335 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,800 but they're both in with a shot in this one. 336 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:35,120 Fern is on 5, Munya's in the lead with 8 points! Yes! 337 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:40,120 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Come on! 338 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,960 Right, what is next, please? 339 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,680 Well, there's something pretty alluring. 340 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,040 Mm! 341 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,880 Hi. Hi, Sarah. Hello. 342 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,800 Hello, Fern. Can I walk in like that? 343 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,200 Wow, that was really nice. 344 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,440 Right. 345 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:16,720 "Pin an alluring tail on the alluring animal while blindfolded." 346 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,200 "Pin the tail on the donkey." 347 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,720 "You have 15 minutes to find the alluring animal." 348 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,520 Ooh, "Make an alluring tail." 349 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:25,480 "Put your alluring tail on the tail station, 350 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:29,840 "and prepare to pin your alluring tail on the alluring animal." 351 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,240 Blindfolded! 352 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:34,000 "Starting from here. Fastest wins." 353 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:37,240 ALEX: You have to now try to find the alluring animal. 354 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,120 What animals do you find alluring? 355 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,760 The Cadbury's, er, bunny. 356 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,880 It's out the front! 357 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,480 Aha! 358 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,520 SARAH: Is it him? 359 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,160 So, that's the alluring animal? 360 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,840 ALEX: Is it alluring? 361 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,200 No, I'm not a pervert. 362 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,320 So, now we need an alluring tail. 363 00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:00,920 So, the tail station is that circle in the middle of the lawn. 364 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,960 What's in here that might be sexy? 365 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,480 I mean, that's quite an alluring tail in itself. 366 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,840 What about flowers up its butt? 367 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,920 That's lovely. 368 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,600 I'll use this. What is it, a toilet brush? 369 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,800 It looks kind of used. 370 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,160 No, don't sniff it. 371 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:26,240 APPLAUSE 372 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,800 The Cadbury's bunny, yeah? LAUGHTER 373 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,080 Well, she's fictional, so that's all right. 374 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,400 So, it's pin the tail on the donkey, 375 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,560 but we gave them 15 minutes to prepare their tail. 376 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,840 But that's really a distraction from preparing their route 377 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,120 from tail to tiger. 378 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:48,240 Good. Let's begin with good ol' Dara and good, young Munya. 379 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,600 Alex. Yes? 380 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,200 Do you know what I'm going to do? 381 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,800 No. I'm going to make a long path. 382 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,280 Right, OK. 383 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,600 I need to keep to the right-hand side of this. 384 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,280 Take this as far as you can. 385 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,680 OK, stop. All right. 386 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,040 Drop. Drop? Right, I'm ready. 387 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:23,680 Right. I have to go back and sit down, don't I? Yes, please. 388 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,440 When I blow the whistle, you must pin your alluring tail 389 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,600 on the alluring animal. BLOWS WHISTLE 390 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:34,560 Just need to find the door. 391 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,880 OK. Corridor... 392 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:40,040 ..and then, out here. Now it's the steps. 393 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,120 OK. Whoa. 394 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:45,440 I can hear my voice pinging off some sort of dome. 395 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,080 Turn 90 degrees. 396 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:50,960 One, two, three...there. 397 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,920 Ohh, not quite. 398 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,200 That's how this has to happen. 399 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,840 Aha! Right. 400 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,440 It's about keeping a low centre of gravity, Alex. 401 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,920 I can see that. 402 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,960 Like a coiled hedgehog. 403 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,760 Piano, piano, piano. 404 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:19,960 Yes! Ready? Push! 405 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,840 Yeah! Stop the clock. 406 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:26,120 The head of alluring animal, bum of alluring animal. Saucy. 407 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,840 I've stopped the clock. Thank you, Dara. 408 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:33,440 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 409 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,480 I'm not sure how alluring Munya's tiger was 410 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:42,160 after it had been violently tailed. 411 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:46,640 Let's have a look at his alluring tiger after it had been tailed. 412 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,680 No, but the thing is, in my defence, 413 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,760 if that is a toilet brush... 414 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,400 Toilet brushes go near bottoms, which are alluring. 415 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:58,200 You know you don't clean your bum with a toilet brush, don't you? 416 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,080 And you certainly don't clean your bum with 417 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,840 a toilet brush that deeply. 418 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,520 You were on your feet most of the time, Dara, 419 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,320 and I hope you don't take what I've written down as an insult here. 420 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:14,680 I'm clearly about to have to take that as an insult, but go on. 421 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:19,200 I've put, "Dara has a very upright, dainty walk for a big man." 422 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,280 Full stop. "Like one of those Spanish horses that can dance." 423 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,840 LAUGHTER 424 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:29,360 You got some times? I do. Dara, three minutes exactly. 425 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,680 Munya, two minutes and six seconds. 426 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,000 In the lead at the moment, so well done, Munya. 427 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,560 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 428 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,480 OK, Fern and Sarah now. 429 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,080 So, can I just go in here and be blindfolded? 430 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,680 Yeah, when you come out, though, you'll be coming out the front. 431 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,160 Did you want to - are you having a practice? What are you doing? 432 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,680 Huh? Do you just want to start? 433 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,440 Yes! OK, I'm coming. 434 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,080 What are you waiting for? 435 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,920 What are we waiting for? Yeah. 436 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:05,120 Your time starts...now. 437 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,440 Do be careful. 438 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:11,480 I don't have very good spatial awareness when I'm not blindfolded. 439 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,640 Right. 440 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,400 Ah, there we go there's the door. 441 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,080 Oh! No, that's not the door. 442 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:25,360 So, this was where the 18 started. So, one, two... 443 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,000 Ohh-ho-ho, no! 444 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,560 What's your system now, Fern? 445 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,920 I just have to keep waving my arms. 446 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,080 Right. 447 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,760 Oh, there's the globe. 448 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,160 Is the house there? I don't think so. 449 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,600 If the hedge is there... 450 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,280 Is the hedge there? No. 451 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:48,480 So, there's a wagon wheel, and then, it's four steps. 452 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:52,000 I'm going to shuffle till I hit it with my feet. 453 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,440 SHE GROANS 454 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,200 Feels minging. 455 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,600 Oh! OK, OK, OK. 456 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,920 Oh! I found my tail. 457 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,240 I should've counted how many steps. Why didn't I do this bit? 458 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,880 Am I going to walk into anything? 459 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,200 Where do you think you are? Near the piano. 460 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:14,120 Right. Am I not? No. 461 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,760 Where is it? Where is it? 462 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,400 Ooh. 463 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,080 Argh, God! 464 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:25,720 Oh, that's the cow! 465 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,600 Ooh, hello. Are you here? 466 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:33,280 Where is it? Where is it? 467 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,840 Ah, there he is! 468 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,120 I'll feel the heat of its body. 469 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,840 Argh! Done. 470 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,240 I've stopped the clock. 471 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,640 There we go. Done. 472 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,280 I've stopped the clock, Fern. 473 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,520 You...oh. 474 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:52,680 APPLAUSE 475 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,760 Two very contrasting styles. 476 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:59,680 Sarah used a step-counting system to complete the task 477 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,920 with reasonable efficiency. 478 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,600 Fern stumbled around waving her hands in front of her 479 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,240 whilst shouting, "Where am I?" LAUGHTER 480 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,920 You're following this narrative that I don't have systems, 481 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,120 and I just flounder around. 482 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,840 What was the system, then? 483 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:18,600 Well...there might not have been a system. 484 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,200 LAUGHTER 485 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:24,120 I was going to use the one that bats do, where you, like, 486 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,600 make a clicking sound. 487 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:31,200 And I would've been far kinder in my summary if you had. 488 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,320 OK, well, Sarah's method sort of worked. 489 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,880 She just felt her way there in nine minutes and 40 seconds. 490 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,280 OK. Yeah, not good. 491 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,920 Not great, but comparatively not bad. 492 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,960 Fern, you took 13 minutes 493 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,760 and 53 seconds to cover 25 metres. 494 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,560 If you did the marathon at that rate, 495 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,320 it would take 16 days and eight hours. 496 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:53,080 Three, two, one, advertising! 497 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,480 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 498 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:06,000 Hello! Here we are again, for the third part of the show. 499 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,280 Ooh, nice work, Greg. Someone's been practising. 500 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,240 Before the break, the five competitors were trying to plan 501 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:15,040 how best to pin a tail on an alluring animal once blindfolded. 502 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,840 Fern Brady does not make plans. 503 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,840 Now finally, what will John Kearns do? 504 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,440 You think a blindfold's going to do me? 505 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,680 In we go. 506 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,760 Your time starts... WHISTLE BLOWS 507 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,600 Right, now I've planned for this. 508 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,280 I don't remember it being this far away. 509 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,280 Well, I left it here. 510 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,840 Have you moved it? No. 511 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,360 No. "No," he says. 512 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,560 It's there, John. It's not there. 513 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,680 Where am I there? I'm at the door! 514 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,920 Well, it's there. Well, OK. 515 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,400 It's right there. Well, pick it up, then. 516 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,280 Aha! Oh. 517 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,520 Where's the string? 518 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,880 Where's the tail? 519 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,200 The tail was on top of the tail station. 520 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,520 Yeah, it still is. The bits of...no, it's not. 521 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:33,240 It's not because I just picked up the tail station. 522 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,920 You soiled my planning! 523 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,320 I tell you, I thought I was doing this in under a minute or something. 524 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,720 Is that the piano? Yes. 525 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,680 HE CHUCKLES 526 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,120 Stop the clock. Well done, John. 527 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,360 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 528 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,720 I don't quite know what went wrong, cos it looked really promising. 529 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,840 It...the...I don't know, I... 530 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,200 It just disappeared. 531 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,960 Then I accused the team of... 532 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,160 Yeah, you were very cross. 533 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,640 You thought we'd moved your tail. You were convinced, yeah. 534 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,240 I got a bit angry, I apologise. For a couple of hours. 535 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,920 I think that, once you did find the tail, 536 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,280 you walked away like a grandfather in a sitcom. 537 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,640 Could be wrong. Let's see if he did. 538 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,080 LAUGHTER 539 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,320 APPLAUSE 540 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:36,800 Tell me some times. 541 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,920 Yes, well, 1 point to Fern, with her 13 minutes, 53. Oh, no. 542 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,600 2 points to Sarah, 543 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,400 then it was John, with his eight minutes and 12 seconds. 544 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,800 Dara, of course, three minutes - 545 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,880 but the fastest by quite some distance was Munya. 546 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,760 He gets another 5 points! Wow. 547 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,080 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 548 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,480 Wow. Right, another one. 549 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,480 OK, yes, and I have an extremely handy one ready now. 550 00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,800 So, let's see it. 551 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,840 GHOSTLY WHISPERING: That's my hand...that's my hand... 552 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,120 WHISPERING MULTIPLIES 553 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,280 That's my hand. 554 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,920 OK, this is sinister. 555 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,320 Munya. I brought a little, er, comfort animal along. 556 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,480 I've abducted him. 557 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,840 Place your hand on the table. 558 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,720 Ooh! Ergh. 559 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,360 "Find the back of your hand." 560 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,040 Oh, no! 561 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,280 SARAH: "Fewest wrong guesses wins." 562 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,920 "You have a maximum of 20 minutes." 563 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,760 MUNYA: "And your time starts when Alex does a hand pun." 564 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,600 I think I should be able to do it, 565 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,760 cos I have really big, weird hands 566 00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,960 that look like a roofer's. 567 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,360 All hands on deck. 568 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,080 Just to reassure you, you are in safe hands. 569 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,520 Was that a pun? Yeah. OK. 570 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,360 You are going to have to do it single-handedly. 571 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,280 APPLAUSE 572 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,880 Just explain what they have to do. 573 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,760 Yes, so on the very first day they arrived in the house, 574 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,400 I took a polaroid of their hands. 575 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,960 Yeah. In that garage, there were 3,000 other hands. 576 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,240 Hands of our viewers, in fact. 577 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,400 Thank you for sending your hands in, if you did. 578 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,240 The first people we'll see have some very similar hands - 579 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,480 all four, lovely and soft, it's Dara and John. 580 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,880 I remember, erm, someone's dessert island discs 581 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,720 who's playing the piano. 582 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,120 He was looking down at his hands... 583 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,000 ..and he realised he was looking at his fathers' hands. 584 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:59,800 You know, I'm looking for not just my hands, but my dad's hands. 585 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,800 I don't think your dad's hands are here. 586 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,240 Oh, Jesus Christ. 587 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:08,560 Is there any clue? 588 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,280 "For sale - reject boards. 100 guesses." 589 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,920 So, I can tell you which boards it's not, 590 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,280 but it will cost you 100 guesses for each board. 591 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,760 That's not a good deal. OK. 592 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,560 There's got to be something clever with this, there's got to be 593 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,040 some other way of doing this. 594 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,400 What's that? Oh, I wouldn't touch that, but... 595 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,160 What'd you say? I said, "I wouldn't touch that." 596 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,320 It's that hand, so there'd be no ring on it. 597 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,680 Place your hand there, please. Your left hand. 598 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,560 ECHOING: It's that hand, so there'd be no ring on it. 599 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,640 ECHOING CONTINUES 600 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,080 Whose hands are those? 601 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,600 Is that your first guess? Yeah. 602 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,000 Wrong. Fu... 603 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,400 Right, eliminate two boards. 604 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:52,760 Well, there's a dog there. 605 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,840 These are all wrong fingers, if you want to dip in there. 606 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,400 Yep. These two. 607 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,040 Left pinky, right pinky. 608 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,760 200 guesses. 609 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,600 That's half your time gone. 610 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,960 How many boards are there? Eight. 611 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,280 I want to get rid of seven. 612 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,240 Here's what we'll do, two more. 613 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,440 Gone! I'm not on there, I'm not on there, 614 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,400 I'm not on there, I'm not on there. 615 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,880 Not on there...not on there... 616 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,640 I'm there. You now have 701 guesses. 617 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,440 That one. 618 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,560 No. 619 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:24,880 Is it that one? No. 620 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,680 Right, you're saying "no" quickly. 621 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,800 It can't be somewhere where you're stood over there, and you can go, 622 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,320 "Yeah, it's that one." 623 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:32,760 Is it that one? No. 624 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,440 Is it that one? No. 625 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,400 Ah, you paused there. It's around here. 626 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,840 You have 30 seconds. 627 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,720 I'm going to go mad, staring at these. 628 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,200 AUDIENCE OOHS 629 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,440 That. No. That. No. That. No. 630 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,400 That. No. That. No. 631 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,360 It's around here. You started... 632 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,800 ..pissing yourself around here. AUDIENCE OOHS 633 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,200 Is...that one? 634 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,240 Come on! 635 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,760 That. No. 636 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,160 That...that. 637 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,640 Is it that one?No. BLOWS WHISTLE 638 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,760 Too many hands. 639 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,520 ECHOING: They all look the same. 640 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,800 Where is my hand? 641 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,200 Thank you, Dara. 642 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,000 QUIET SOBBING 643 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,120 It's not fair... there's so many hands. 644 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,840 LAUGHTER 645 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,800 APPLAUSE 646 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,720 John, you know that whole "dad's hands" thing? Yep. 647 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,560 Yeah, what were you on about? LAUGHTER 648 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,480 Er, Russell Watson. Yeah. 649 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,320 So, he said he was playing the piano one day, and then, he looked down, 650 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,840 and he was like, "God, I've got my dad's' hands." 651 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:39,200 What you're saying is the opera singer Russell Watson... 652 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,840 LAUGHTER 653 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,920 ..said in an interview you saw with him, he realises his hands 654 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,520 looks like his dad's, 655 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,760 and that affected your system here of looking for your hands 656 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,320 when you had your own fucking hands in front of you? 657 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,000 LAUGHTER Why bring your dad into this at all? 658 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,720 It's easier to look for your dad's hands than your own. 659 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,240 Dara, you hampered yourself by picking the wrong hand. 660 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,120 See, I made the mistake, I was looking for my auntie's hands. 661 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,600 LAUGHTER 662 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,800 Because Placido Domingo said to me once... 663 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:18,040 John, at one point, I'm fairly sure that you chose a Black hand. 664 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,560 LAUGHTER 665 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,400 Those were my dad's. LAUGHTER CONTINUES 666 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,920 APPLAUSE 667 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,680 Advert time! 668 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,800 If your partner is off making the tea and they've got PJs on, 669 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:38,680 why not sneak up behind them and pull their PJs down and shout, 670 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,520 "Look, kids, the moon is disgusting tonight!" 671 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,280 LAUGHTER 672 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,000 It's your break, do what you want. 673 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,000 We'll see you in a minute. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 674 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,000 Hello, everyone! 675 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,320 Welcome back to the closing part of today's show. 676 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,880 There was a creepy task in play, I believe. You're right, Greg. 677 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,080 I got pictures of loads of hands, stuck them on a wall, 678 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,480 and then, locked the competitors in the garage with them. 679 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:07,640 I'm so weird. 680 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:11,400 Next to try and find their hands amongst over 3,000 other hands 681 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,480 are Munya and Fern. 682 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,000 High five. 683 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,440 Oh, yeah. 684 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,560 Hey, wait a minute! 685 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,880 Ooh. 686 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:28,200 So, we're looking for a fat, square palm... 687 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,560 Ooh, that hand's horrible! 688 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,920 That's like a demon's hands. 689 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:38,720 So, there's two mirrors - one has a little square in it, one's plain. 690 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,320 So, surely, I need to ping it off the second mirror, don't I? 691 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,200 Now if I get it at just the right angle, 692 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:47,040 it will point directly at my hand. 693 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,160 Yes, there you go. 694 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,880 That ain't my hand. 695 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,360 "For sale - reject boards." 696 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,320 Yeah, can you do that? 697 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,600 Left, middle, and right pinky. 698 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,480 Oh, you lot think you're smart. 699 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,560 Aha! 700 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:07,280 Because I'm stretching, is this boiler suit giving me a camel toe? 701 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,760 Yo, hey, don't pan down, man, what are you doing?! 702 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,080 Would you like to rule out any more boards, Fern? 703 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,480 Yes, left wedding. 704 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,680 Right, middle. Left index. 705 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:18,040 OK. SHE SIGHS 706 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,760 What in the hell? 707 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,520 So, now I've gone from having to look for my own hand 708 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:30,000 to a tiny pinprick of laser. 709 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,640 This one? That's not your hand. Yeah, too fat. 710 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,680 Aha, yes! 711 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:42,120 You know what? This is my hand. 712 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:43,360 I've stopped the clock. 713 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,960 This one! This hand. 714 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,840 That is your hand. That's my hand! 715 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,720 Come on! 716 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,880 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 717 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,840 Really dug out one hand in particular, 718 00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,680 but it was a strange-looking hand, to be fair. 719 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:03,640 Yeah, so I insulted a lot of the hands, 720 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,760 but that's just speaking as a person who hates my own hands. 721 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,880 Yes, she was looking for a hand that was dehydrated. 722 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,800 She said, "What face does my hand make?" 723 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,320 and, "My hand doesn't bulge." 724 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:13,960 LAUGHTER 725 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 Did I say that? Uh-huh, and then, you asked, 726 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,360 "Who invented right and left, and what's it for?" I did! 727 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:23,320 LAUGHTER 728 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,960 Munya, I thought watching you in action was like watching 729 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,120 an episode of CSI, right up until the point you announced 730 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,360 you had a camel toe. 731 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:37,240 When I used to go to Laser Quest, in Norwich, 732 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,400 every time I used to go, it was full of, like, ex-Marines. 733 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,600 So, I'd always just be killed instantly. 734 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,480 So, what I had to do is I had to learn to get into little corners 735 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,320 and look for reflective surfaces, 736 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,400 and then, ping them off the top like that. 737 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,120 So I walked into there and I've gone, 738 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:52,800 "This is what the training was for." 739 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,840 Munya took one guess, got it right. 740 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,880 Wow!So, it'll be tough to beat. APPLAUSE 741 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,520 How many guesses did Fern take to find her big old hands? 742 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,800 So, she used 504 guesses. 743 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,960 Oh, right. Who's left? It's Sarah Millican. 744 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,640 I know how I had my hand photographed. 745 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:15,680 How was that? 746 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:19,240 Everybody else is going to do that, so I'm going to do that. 747 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,360 OK. AUDIENCE GASPS 748 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,840 That should help. It should help, shouldn't it? 749 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,600 Cos it should stand out more... 750 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:30,080 ..than all the losers who've just put their hand normal. 751 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,400 No, OK. 752 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,920 It's weird how hands don't look like hands any more 753 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,200 when you look at them so much, 754 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:39,120 and now, some of them just look like loads of parsnips. 755 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,800 Ah! Found it. 756 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,320 It's correct. SHE GIGGLES 757 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,560 I don't know what say, it's just some sweet forward planning. 758 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,160 But obviously I didn't know what the task was going to be, 759 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,640 and I genuinely just thought it was funny to look like 760 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,440 I was wanking a cock. 761 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,440 I was just going for the joke. 762 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,120 Well, Sarah and Munya both just a single guess, 763 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:08,120 so they both get 5 points. Fern 4, the others 0. 764 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,560 Sarah and Munya are the winners! What a blow, well done! 765 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,480 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 766 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,280 Let's have a quick look at the scores. 767 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,600 Right, well, John rock-bottom with 4 points, 768 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,120 Munya rock-top with 18 points! 769 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:24,240 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 770 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:29,960 Please make your way to the stage for the final task of the show! 771 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,840 CHEERING 772 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,680 Who will be reading out the final task? 773 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:43,200 Dara O Briain. Hit it. 774 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:46,800 "Guess the fully-extended length of the extendible item. 775 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,000 "Closest to the fully-extended length wins." 776 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,560 Sounds pretty high-octane. Oh, yeah. 777 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:54,960 OK, so it's a team task. 778 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,440 We have little markers - if you make your guesses as a team, 779 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,560 but one of you can go out on the Knappett and put down 780 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:00,840 where they think it will go. 781 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,840 The other person has to stay on their spot. 782 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,400 And are we allowed to lie down to measure things? 783 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,480 Is that how you normally measure things? 784 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,440 LAUGHTER 785 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,400 We're going to start with the feather duster, 786 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,400 and Dara, you go first. OK. 787 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,400 I don't think you want me to do my catchphrase. 788 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,880 I want you to do your catchphrase. Let's smash it. 789 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,840 JOHN: I think Fern agrees with that, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 790 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,320 I agree with it, as well, yeah. 791 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,840 Happy with that team? Yeah. 792 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,400 Right, so I want you to see - how many ridges has it got? Seven. 793 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,120 That's a lot, isn't it? I think further. Further? 794 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,880 Than they've got, yeah. Yeah, cos the thing is you've got 795 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,240 to get those extra-high cobwebs, no-one's getting a short cobweb. 796 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,960 Team of three has gone shorter, team of two further. 797 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,040 Are you going to invite me to extend? 798 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,360 LAUGHTER 799 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:57,400 Please use your own hands to extend. 800 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,160 He's off. Oh-ho-ho, he's off! 801 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,360 DRAMATIC MUSIC 802 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,160 The team of two get the first points. 803 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,360 APPLAUSE 804 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,600 Now moving onto the dog lead - 805 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,840 and it's Sarah to measure first. 806 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,480 I think it's really long. 807 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,720 That's too far, because if you need to pull it back suddenly, 808 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,200 you shouldn't be having to do this. 809 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:25,520 No, I do that all the time, it's like pulling in the end of 810 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,120 a hoover and me dog flies back. 811 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,880 All right, go on, then, I trust you. 812 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,000 I've got it, I'm going to go quite far. 813 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,560 Are you s...? OK. Yeah. Just pull it back just a little bit. 814 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,040 WHISTLE BLOWS No, she can't. 815 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,600 FERN: So, I really don't want to fall off this. 816 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,880 No, I don't want you to fall off this. 817 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,800 Here? Yeah, you go with your gut. 818 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:45,840 Let's extend. 819 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,880 Let's extend, straight to it. OK, here we go. 820 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,200 Ooh, look at that lovely confident extending. 821 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,680 Yeah, it's way longer. 822 00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:53,520 What a brave boy. No, no. 823 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,880 CROWD GASPS Ah, you jester. 824 00:40:55,920 --> 00:41:00,240 MUNYA: Ah, so it can go over. Over, I didn't know. 825 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,600 FERN: T-Too far. 826 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,040 The team of three.They take it. APPLAUSE 827 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,480 We're moving on to tape measure. 828 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:14,600 A tape measure is meant to measure everything in the house. 829 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,160 So, that's going to go...so far. 830 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,960 LAUGHTER 831 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,040 What have you seen, John? Two times-ness. 832 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,880 What? 833 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,800 I'm tempted to not even move that. 834 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,480 Would it help if we got some Russell Watson played in? 835 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,200 No, nearer! WHISTLE BLOWS 836 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,840 It's a jumbo one, this. 837 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,760 All right, so it's the team of two. 838 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,800 MUNYA: How about this? How about this? 839 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,640 Yeah, make sure it's in front of the thing, yeah. 840 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,360 Blocking them. 841 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:46,640 Let's extend. 842 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:50,640 TENSE MUSIC PLAYS 843 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,400 AUDIENCE OOHS 844 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,240 Such a silly man. 845 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,400 That is it. Really? 846 00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:01,280 Yes. Well, it does say "two times NES." 847 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,680 Two times NEs, so that's, of course, two times Noel Edmonds's. 848 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:07,840 THEY LAUGH 849 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,080 All the information was on the tape measure. 850 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,880 So, the team of two gets another point. Congratulations. 851 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,520 I'm pretty excited about the ladder. 852 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,880 Is it the ladder now? It's ladder time, guys. Yeah! 853 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:22,320 MUNYA: Do you think that is the size of a house? I don't know. 854 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,040 I don't know a thing about ladders. Go over the thingy. 855 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,280 Go over the Knappett. 856 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,240 Right on the brink! Do you think? On the brink. On the brink? 857 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,920 I don't think its going to go that tall. Four seconds. 858 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,760 Can I move it in? Yeah, there, there. 859 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,400 There, there, there. There! OK. 860 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,920 WHISTLE BLOWS Oh, wow. 861 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,280 What a rush! SARAH GIGGLES 862 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,240 Team of three, you do need to win this one. 863 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,400 FERN: Every section of that extends about that. 864 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,520 If we could lay Dara end-to-end... 865 00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,560 That's a big if. 866 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,400 I think Dara's using his own system. 867 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,440 I just heard someone say, "Oh, no, up there." 868 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,560 Let's extend. 869 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,640 It's going to go way past both, is my prediction. 870 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,280 MUNYA: Ah, yes. 871 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,960 Oh, ooh, hello. Hello. 872 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,000 Oh, we're at the end. Oh, what?! 873 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,600 I think it's perfect. 874 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:17,880 APPLAUSE Team of three! 875 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,640 OK, so next one wins, Greg. 876 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,880 It's the red vacuum cleaner. 877 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:27,760 This time, it's being measured to where its face gets to. 878 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,120 Oh, so it's using the lead? 879 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:32,360 Exactly, we're measuring the extension lead. Ooh-wee! 880 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:36,000 Hello. I'm pissed with anticipation. 881 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,040 LAUGHTER 882 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:39,480 Team of two, you're going first. 883 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:43,240 MUNYA: I reckon this man is long enough to get to the edge. 884 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,880 Yeah. What do you think? I agree. 885 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,880 We have to commit. I-I feel like off the edge. 886 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,720 All right. Cool, there we go. 887 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:51,600 Bold. So bold. 888 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,000 Brave. 889 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:59,080 Well, cleaners use this, it's not for normal households. 890 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,360 LAUGHTER 891 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,640 He's found his marker. LAUGHTER CONTINUES 892 00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:12,880 Just on the edge. CROWD EXCLAIMS 893 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:17,120 Oh, he's gone bold. Three seconds. Are you happy, John? 894 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:18,320 WHISTLE BLOWS 895 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:19,360 CROWD EXCLAIMS 896 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,080 MUNYA: Oh, yes! Come on! 897 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,920 Yes! 898 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:27,520 Two things - it was an act of madness. 899 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,200 And secondly, who'd have thought someone would make 900 00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:31,800 this game genuinely exciting? 901 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,920 LAUGHTER 902 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,720 But when the whistle went... 903 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:37,760 AUDIENCE OOHS 904 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,720 ..the team of three were on the floor. Ooh. 905 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,240 I did see where you placed it, 906 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:46,280 and I think I've been true to that. Let's extend. 907 00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:50,760 DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS 908 00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,800 It's a short one. That's it. 909 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,920 CROWD EXCLAIMS 910 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,680 MUNYA: Does that mean we win? The team of two win! 911 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:07,000 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 912 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,760 What's he talking about? That's as far as it goes. 913 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,760 Let's add that up and see how it's affected the final scores! 914 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,440 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 915 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,240 FERN: I've never heard of that before. 916 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,120 APPLAUSE 917 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,560 Oh!Well, all right, everyone's a bit cross about the trick vacuum. 918 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,040 Yeah. 919 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,160 LAUGHTER 920 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,960 In the end, the team of two get three points. 921 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,600 The team of three get two points. 922 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,440 So, well done, Sarah and Munya! 923 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,400 Wow. APPLAUSE 924 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,680 Shall I tell you some scores? Yes, please. 925 00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:49,160 Well, in the series - oh, wow, 926 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:52,840 Fern and John have exactly the same number of points, 113, 927 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,760 Munya 118 now, 928 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,880 Sarah on 141, 929 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,720 Dara on 142! 930 00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,000 AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS 931 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,040 APPLAUSE 932 00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:06,560 In this episode, John has 6 points. 933 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:07,840 LAUGHTER 934 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,120 Dara 9, Fern 12, Sarah 17, 935 00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,320 Munya Chawawa has 21 points! 936 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,280 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 937 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:17,880 At last, Munya wins! 938 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,760 Please go and party with your fancy dress! 939 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,840 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 940 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,720 There's just two shows left, but just one winner tonight. 941 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,400 It is Munya Chawawa! 942 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 943 00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,960 Subtitles by Red Bee Media