1 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:03,920 Water! 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,840 This programme contains some adult themes and some strong language 3 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:13,880 SHE GASPS 4 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:15,200 Off! 5 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,520 Yeehah! 6 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:17,800 Shut up! 7 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,280 Argh! Will we get far? 8 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:23,920 Aargh! 9 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:25,880 Again! What?! 10 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,000 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 11 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:35,800 Thank you! 12 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,200 Welcome to Taskmaster. 13 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,800 I'm Greg Davis and I've got some news for you. 14 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:40,960 The end is nigh, 15 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,400 the penultimate episode is upon us 16 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:44,640 and what a joy it's been 17 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:47,400 to watch these pumped-up athletes of task perform. 18 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,400 Their skill range is so broad that, together, 19 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:52,160 they're like a giant human Swiss army knife. 20 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,720 I'll leave you to decide which of them is 21 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:56,000 the weird thing for getting stones out of horses' hooves 22 00:00:56,040 --> 00:01:00,360 that no-one ever uses, but I'll give you a clue. It's John Kearns. 23 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,400 So let's get on with it, shall we? 24 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:06,400 Please welcome Dara O Briain! 25 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:07,440 CHEERING 26 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,760 Fern Brady! CHEERING 27 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,080 John Kearns! CHEERING 28 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:13,440 Munya Chawawa... 29 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:14,480 CHEERING 30 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,880 ..and Sarah Millican. CHEERING 31 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:20,840 And sitting next to me, 32 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,520 a man who recently confided in me 33 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:26,600 that he thinks that the refuse team that collect his bins every week 34 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,080 are stupid and don't deserve to be paid. 35 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,720 SQUEAKILY: It's little Alex Horne! 36 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,360 CHEERING 37 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,600 I don't sound... I don't sound like that! 38 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:42,560 Prize task, then. What's the category of the day, please, Alex? 39 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,600 I like the question and I hope you like the answer. 40 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:48,320 It's...the most underestimated item. 41 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,320 Hmm! And guess what? There are five points at stake for 42 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,080 the most underestimated item and at the end of the show 43 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,600 the winner will take home all five underestimated items, and there's 44 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:01,080 a good chance they'll have gone up in people's estimations by then. 45 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,360 Right, John. 46 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,560 I brought in a, uh, a penny. 47 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,840 That's what John's brought in. Oh, yeah. 48 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:13,480 "Most underestimated item." 49 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,040 Just a 1p piece, then. 50 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:16,880 Yeah, lowest value thing we've ever had. 51 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,280 Yeah. 52 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,880 So if you walk past a wheelbarrow, right, 53 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:23,240 and there was £1,000 in £20 notes 54 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,600 you, you're taking that home, I presume? 55 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:27,760 Oh, I'm wheeling that straight home. 56 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,520 Yeah, so, am I. 57 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,200 If there's a wheelbarrow 58 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:34,600 with, er, £1,000 worth of pennies in it 59 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,480 I think you're just going, "Nah." 60 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:38,880 Oh, no, I'd take that home. 61 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:40,920 If I saw £1,000 worth of pennies I'd go, 62 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,120 "Yeah, no, that's worth wheeling home." 63 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,600 Yeah, same amount of money - that's why. 64 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:50,280 I was, I was, I was banking on you saying you'd just leave it. 65 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:55,520 I mean, I honestly think John, sometimes in this round 66 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:56,840 you're provoking me. 67 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,240 Munya, hello. 68 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,280 Can you lift our spirits after that? 69 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:04,560 100%. 70 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:08,880 So I've brought in a Zimbabwean trip boomerang. 71 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,240 Show 'em, Alex. 72 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:11,320 Here it is. 73 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,320 OK. So whoa. 74 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,200 Any of you ever heard about the Norfolk Panther? 75 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,800 Widely discredited. Go on. 76 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,560 I was out for a walk in the forest, 77 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,960 I've got my trip boomerang in my pocket because you know, 78 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,760 Norfolk was like a war zone in those days. 79 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,640 Oh, yeah, oh, my God. 80 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,800 I hear a little rustle in the bushes and I'm thinking, 81 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:32,400 "Cool, that's a pheasant" 82 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:35,080 but as I walk, the rustle starts to follow me. 83 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,320 So before I know it now I'm running, 84 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,560 OK and I can hear literally trees moving, 85 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,760 bushes rustling, this, that and the other 86 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,400 and I'm being chased by the panther. 87 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,080 Like, I know those footsteps. 88 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:48,800 So, without thinking, I grab the boomerang, 89 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,920 swing it, I throw it and carried on running 90 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,040 and the reason I know it hit the panther is 91 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,680 because if it didn't, I would be dead. 92 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,960 Is there a chance that you killed someone's dog? 93 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,480 Wow, I mean that is absolutely rubbish. 94 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:07,800 OK, OK, yeah. 95 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,120 Um, Fern. This is looking pretty optimistic, I think. 96 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:16,560 I brought in a bottle opener key ring. OK. 97 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:20,080 You're at a party, you don't have any social skills, 98 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:21,680 you don't have very many friends, 99 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,280 people don't want to talk to you. 100 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:25,120 Hey, hey, hey, hey, who is this character? 101 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,400 It's me in my everyday life! 102 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,320 Fine. 103 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,040 And then someone says, 104 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,000 "Has anyone got a bottle opener?" 105 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,680 And you say "Yes, me." 106 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:37,760 And then people want you, they keep you in their life. 107 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,280 I think I've had my bottle-opener key ring 108 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,800 for maybe seven years now and it's been incredible. 109 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:47,040 So basically this is what Fern has brought in. 110 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:50,320 This says something, doesn't it? 111 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,640 How do you two feel about the fact that I'm genuinely 112 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,480 considering putting this above yours? 113 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,760 Nah, nah, nah, that can't be. 114 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:03,560 Sarah. I've been in my current relationship for 16 years... Yup. 115 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:08,000 ..and we decided to start THIS. 116 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,080 Here it is. OK. 117 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:13,520 Which is The Joy Of Sex - we just thought we'd work our way through it 118 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:17,040 start to finish. But the problem, as you can see, there's a bookmark. 119 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:19,640 We only got eight pages in 120 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,160 and we gave up. 121 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:24,440 We massively underestimated how long it would take 122 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:27,080 and how much effort it would take seeing that we are both 123 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,800 in our mid to late 40s. 124 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:30,600 We got up to the page where it suggested 125 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:33,320 you eat food off each other, we overdid it, we had to have a nap. 126 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,440 Didn't work. 127 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,480 You ever used food during sex? 128 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:40,760 Oh, yeah. Yeah? What you done? 129 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,680 Everything. What haven't I done? Chips? Done. 130 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,400 Thank you, Sarah. 131 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:54,920 You have underestimated your own sexual appetite. Absolutely. 132 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,240 Dara, what have you brought in? 133 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:58,560 Something humble which is in fact great, 134 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,120 which is the humble fish-finger sandwich. 135 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,640 We have one here. 136 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:03,840 It is a comfort food, 137 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:07,720 it is light, it is INCREDIBLY easy to prepare. Yeah. 138 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,880 It is the friend of all hungover dads 139 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:13,080 who have to prepare a meal for children. Kids love it, 140 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:16,000 it works, it's done fast and straight-forward 141 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:18,960 and I think, cos we live in a world of burgers and Chinese, 142 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,640 the fish finger sandwich is the next food trend. 143 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,800 Can I say something, Dara, and I hope you'll take this 144 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,560 in the spirit it's intended? I will. 145 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,760 You throw so much information out sometimes, 146 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,960 I sometimes feel I'm at a chicken auction. 147 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 LAUGHTER 148 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,400 I tune out and all I can hear is... 149 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:38,360 IMITATES IRISH LIVESTOCK AUCTIONEER 150 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,240 It is incredible! 151 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,280 I do. I'm sorry. 152 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,560 Right, I should score these. I'm giving Munya one point. Aww! 153 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,200 Yeah. Munya one. 154 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,240 I mean, unbelievably, John... I can't believe it. 155 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:52,360 What do you mean, you can't believe it? For a penny! 156 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,440 Two points to John's penny, OK? 157 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,560 You shouldn't underestimate a fish finger sandwich. 158 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,440 I have to take Sarah's word for the fact 159 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,160 she underestimated The Joy Of Sex 160 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:04,240 and Fern's beautiful story about the power of the bottle opener means 161 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,680 I very much have underestimated the bottle opener. 162 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,760 Right, OK, then. So what I'm going to do 163 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,080 is give them all three points. Three points, yes. 164 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:12,200 And that's an end to it. 165 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,280 Right three points, three points, three points, two, one. 166 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:15,640 There are no winners! There! 167 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:16,920 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 168 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,360 Task time. 169 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,480 OK, yes, it is 170 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,720 and this one started off as a tie-break task 171 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:28,080 but then we decided it was something that everybody should see. 172 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,280 So, here we go. 173 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,240 Hello. 174 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,920 Hello, Munya. You're so smiley today. 175 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,440 I like that little voice. 176 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:48,480 HE SIGHS 177 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,000 A little look, oh! 178 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,360 That's interesting. I'll have you first. 179 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:55,840 Feeling good? 180 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:58,760 Oh, I'm feeling... 181 00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:59,920 ..great. 182 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:01,840 I've got the new one. 183 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,480 Exciting, innit? 184 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,080 "Hello, Sarah." 185 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,120 SHE CACKLES 186 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:12,520 Ah! It's almost like you're on to me! 187 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,200 Yuck! 188 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:18,640 Snort! 189 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,360 Then blow a raspberry. 190 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,400 Then whistle. 191 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,720 Then repeat that sequence for one minute. 192 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,240 Snort, raspberry, whistle. 193 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,720 "The most completed sequences wins." 194 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,400 Your time starts when you next snort. 195 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,960 SHE HUFFS 196 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,600 I don't even know how to snort! 197 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:40,880 So what is a snort - in or out? 198 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,120 HE SNORTS 199 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:45,360 Can YOU do a snort? 200 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,400 PHLEGMY CROAK 201 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,440 Eww! 202 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,680 I can't whistle, but, you know... 203 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:53,000 You can practise whistling before snorting. 204 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,200 Oh, you'd love that. 205 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,640 APPLAUSE 206 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:03,920 It's a bog-standard game of international 207 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,760 snort, raspberry, whistle. That's my understanding of the task. 208 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,040 I suppose it is. It would appear a few members of 209 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,600 the cast have reached adulthood without learning 210 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:12,800 how to snort or whistle 211 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,960 and to demonstrate this, we begin with Fern Brady. 212 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,560 Deep breath, here we go. 213 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:21,120 SHE HUFFS 214 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:23,840 RAGGED INTAKE OF BREATH 215 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,040 Is that your first snort? 216 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:26,480 Hee-hee-hee! 217 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,120 HALF-SNORT THEN COUGH 218 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,840 I've got to start the watch whenever you... 219 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,000 Oh, we've started, have we? 220 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,120 BREATHY WHISTLE 221 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:33,240 LUSTY SNORT 222 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,320 LIMP RASPBERRY 223 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:36,880 HALF-SNORT 224 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:40,320 IMPROVED RASPBERRY 225 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:41,840 BREATHY WHISTLE ATTEMPT 226 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,200 SNORT 227 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,000 SOUNDLESS WHISTLE 228 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,400 LAUGHTER 229 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:49,640 LAUGH-ADJACENT SNORT 230 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,000 NON-WHISTLE 231 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,320 HALF-COUGH-HALF-LAUGH 232 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:57,560 BRIEF RASPBERRY 233 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,800 SNORT 234 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,360 RASPBERRY-CUM-GIGGLE 235 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:07,960 SNORT-CUM-LAUGH 236 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,600 I can't really whistle! 237 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,000 HALF-HEARTED RASPBERRY 238 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,880 BREATHY NON-WHISTLE 239 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,000 BREATHY, COOING NON-WHISTLE 240 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:17,600 FINAL WHISTLE 241 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:18,760 Thank you, Fern. 242 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:19,800 APPLAUSE 243 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,720 I don't know what to say. 244 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:31,880 I mean, it was basically a fairly intimate film of a breakdown. 245 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,280 Did you get any completed sequence? 246 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,040 No...No. 247 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,720 I really had high hopes for you winning 248 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,560 an episode before the end of this series. 249 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,440 I thought I won that one! 250 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:45,440 HOW?! How do you think you won that one?! 251 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:46,480 Because I kept trying. 252 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,160 OK, well, let's see two of them together now. 253 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,520 John Kearns can't whistle but Sarah Milli-can. Here we go. 254 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,600 WHIMPERING LAUGH 255 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:57,640 Oh, this. 256 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:04,400 SNORT, RASPBERRY, WHISTLE 257 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:07,960 SNORT, RASPBERRY, WHISTLE, SNORT 258 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,120 RASPBERRY 259 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,640 TONELESS WHISTLE 260 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,480 INTAKE OF BREATH 261 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:17,000 WHISTLE, SNORT, RASPBERRY 262 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,440 SNORT 263 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,280 SNUFFLING 264 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,640 RASPBERRY, WHISTLE, SNORT, RASPBERRY 265 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:23,960 GIGGLE 266 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,680 WHISTLE, SNORT 267 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,840 LOUD RASPBERRY 268 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,000 PHLEGMY SNORT 269 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,800 RASPBERRY, SNORT 270 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:35,040 Oh, got to do it quick! 271 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:36,880 SNORT, RASPBERRY 272 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,760 LAUGHTER 273 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,680 RASPBERRY, WHISTLE 274 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:42,760 Keep forgetting the order. 275 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:43,800 SNORT 276 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,520 RASPBERRY, WHISTLE, SNORT 277 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:47,160 RASPBERRY, WHISTLE 278 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,360 SNORT 279 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,480 This is a long minute! 280 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:50,560 RASPBERRY 281 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,040 SNORT, RASPBERRY 282 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,240 WHEEZY CHUCKLE 283 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,040 SNORT, WHISTLE, RASPBERRY 284 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,080 Is this longer than a minute? You've got ten seconds. 285 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,320 Oh, I thought you were taking the piss! 286 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,720 REFEREE'S WHISTLE 287 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:08,760 JOHN GIGGLES 288 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,000 I don't know what happened there. 289 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:18,240 I feel a bit dizzy but in quite a sort of good way. 290 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,640 You were very focused. 291 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:22,160 Can I do a horn just to centre meself? 292 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,880 HONK! Is that all right? 293 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:25,000 All that with no hand. 294 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,800 I do the hand normally. HONK! 295 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,600 HONK, HONK! 296 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,320 APPLAUSE 297 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,400 I mean, frankly compared to the last effort we saw, 298 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,640 you looked like a professional. 299 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:41,160 Thanks. She thought that time had stood still for a moment. 300 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:45,080 It's called a Kairos moment. People experience it with grief, or this. 301 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,920 Just the two things? Yeah, it's very common. 302 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:53,360 She completed 18 cycles in a minute - that's pretty good. 303 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:57,040 John, the whistling it absolutely destroyed your game. 304 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,640 Now we know you've been working on your whistling. 305 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,360 Can we see an in-studio whistle? 306 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,680 It's glasses off normally, John. Competition conditions, John. 307 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,120 TONELESS, BREATHY "WHISTLE" 308 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,160 Yep. 309 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,440 HE TRILLS TUNEFULLY 310 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,280 HE HUFFS 311 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,200 That, my friends, is the end of part one. 312 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:19,200 There are some adverts coming up to distract you from that thing 313 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,400 you married on the sofa. 314 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,240 You've got a glass of water there now. 315 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,240 Chuck it on the lazy good-for-nothing! 316 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:27,080 Chuck it in his face. See you in five. 317 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,000 APPLAUSE 318 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,080 Hello, hello! Whoever you are wherever you are 319 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:46,640 and whenever you are it's always good to know you're there. 320 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,560 Don't you ever leave him, he's my guy! 321 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:53,240 Just to remind you all before the break there was a task under way. 322 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:56,000 A tense task where they had to snort then raspberry then whistle 323 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:59,160 the most times in a minute. Most completed sequences wins. 324 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:02,040 Tricky apparently but there are still two potential 325 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,360 snort, raspberry, whistle tri-athletes left to go 326 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,120 so here's how Dara and Munya got on. 327 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,440 Thing is, it's going to make me look unattractive. 328 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,080 So can I shield myself? 329 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,840 There's different aspects of my career 330 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,600 and model could still be one. 331 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:19,640 No-one's gonna pick a, you know, snorting, raspberrying 332 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,560 five foot three Zimbabwean, are they? 333 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,520 RAPID SNORT, RASPBERRY, WHISTLE SEQUENCE 334 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:27,320 SNORT, RASPBERRY, WHISTLE 335 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,640 SEQUENCE CONTINUES 336 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,560 RAPIDITY INCREASES 337 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,600 WHISTLING FALTERS 338 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:33,800 SNORT, RASPBERRY 339 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,880 Sounds like walking past your bedroom every night! 340 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,600 SNORT, RASPBERRY, WHISTLE 341 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:57,400 I, I'm too dry to snort. 342 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,640 NOISES CONTINUE AT PACE 343 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,920 It's getting dry now. 344 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,000 Ten seconds. 345 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,280 Oh, could I have just taken your whistle off of you? Oh, yeah. 346 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,440 Ah, that's irritating. 347 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,000 The little mucus I had, I worked it. 348 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,040 APPLAUSE 349 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,520 Now we're getting to the business end of this competition. 350 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,560 MUNYA WHISTLES 351 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,520 I mean, that's the first question I want to ask, really, is why 352 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,440 Munya, you opted for a pervert's whistle? 353 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,000 LAUGHTER 354 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,680 I thought it was easier to do. 355 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,680 Every time you did it I sort of covered myself up a bit. 356 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,440 Erm, Dara. Yes. 357 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,280 This is what I wrote down. 358 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,600 "Dara looks like he's gonna turn his head inside out, comma, 359 00:15:56,640 --> 00:16:00,920 "but the speed of the fucker, exclamation mark." 360 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,160 I got into quite a, quite a roll with it all to be honest. 361 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,360 Give me some statistics. 362 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,320 Well, Dara was faultless with rhythm, 363 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,040 completed 17 cycles, 364 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,640 Munya, 24. 365 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,160 So it's more than–more than one item every single second. 366 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,240 What are the scores? 367 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,400 Are you happy to reward John and Fern for taking part? 368 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,360 Yes, I think they should be rewarded for taking part. 369 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,000 In which case they get two points each 370 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,680 for coming joint fourth, three for Dara, 371 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,520 four for Sarah but Munya Chawawa gets five points. Well done, Munya. 372 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,560 Wow! 373 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,880 Lovely. Let's have our scoreboard then. 374 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,840 OK. Fern yet to win an episode. The only one so far. 375 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,600 She's in second last on five, 376 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:37,240 Sarah's in the lead with seven points. 377 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,960 It's close, it's close. 378 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,160 I'd like another task please, Alex. 379 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,360 OK, and play. 380 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,480 Hello. I should just open this, shouldn't I? 381 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,640 What?! Oh, my God! 382 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:09,680 Write a one-minute, one-person play. 383 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,280 Best script wins. 384 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,680 You have 20 minutes. 385 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:16,680 Your time starts now. OK. 386 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,920 Gold pen. 387 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,120 Also this is thick paper. 388 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,360 That's a lot of GSMs, isn't it? 389 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,240 Plays are boring. 390 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,040 Have you written plays before? 391 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:33,320 Yeah. I found one the other day that I wrote 392 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,120 on the Tesco checkouts in Bathgate. 393 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,760 It was quite misogynist and ageist. 394 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,000 But you wrote it? 395 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,160 I wrote it, yeah, yeah. 396 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,480 OK, yeah. 397 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,840 Interior, day. 398 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,640 The audience walk in. 399 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,800 Right, then. 400 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,040 Can I have more paper? 401 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,880 Seven minutes left, John. How many words have you written? 402 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,560 That's not important. 403 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,440 30 seconds, Dara. 404 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,080 WHISTLE BLOWS 405 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,520 Door(s) by John Kearns. 406 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,040 APPLAUSE 407 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,360 I mean, knowing the teams I do, 408 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:36,280 I cannot imagine what these plays are gonna be like. I'm buzzing. 409 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,640 Well, we did get five lovely plays written by five lovely people 410 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:43,040 but what to do with them. Well, this is what we did with them. 411 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,640 Hello. 412 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,760 Hi, Fern. 413 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:55,560 A script by John Kearns. 414 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,000 Meaning by Fern Brady. 415 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:01,160 It's a bit like I know what this is gonna say. 416 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:06,800 Oh, my God, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. 417 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:11,440 Stage and perform this one-minute, one-person play. 418 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,440 Best performance wins. 419 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,640 You have 30 minutes. 420 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,320 Your time starts now. 421 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:20,960 OK, I'm gonna read the play first. 422 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,880 Oh, Sarah's is gonna be good, innit? 423 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:30,120 Mine was, do you know what? Mine's piss-easy, there's no lines. 424 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,640 Man, OK. 425 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,200 This is very good. 426 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,640 Is there no dialogue? 427 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,000 Oh, you dick. 428 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,600 What happened in my one-minute play? 429 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,680 Oh, I remember, my one minute play was really good, 430 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,240 it was really action-packed, there's lots of stuff happening 431 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:49,080 in my one-minute play. My one-minute play was much better than this. 432 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,040 I just wanna go for it 433 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,760 and just let the emotion take over me. 434 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,160 So let's make me a woman. 435 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:02,440 Actor is sat on stage cross-legged. 436 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,880 Wow, you can tell he's young. 437 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,240 It's not been long since he's done assemblies, 438 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,600 that's what I'm assuming. 439 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,440 APPLAUSE 440 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:18,000 There's a lot of creative differences over here, I sense. 441 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,680 Sarah was furious. 442 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,200 There's no two ways about it, she was angry. 443 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:26,120 I wanted to create an other-worldly experience, 444 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:30,200 because I once read that if you Sellotape two ping pong balls 445 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,640 over your eyes and then play white noise, you will hallucinate. 446 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:38,720 So I wanted to create that for my actor. 447 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,480 John's lost it. He knows what's coming. 448 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:47,360 I think I know which play we're all looking forward to seeing. 449 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,880 And they're getting scored separately here 450 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:53,120 on their playwriting ability and their performance. 451 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,000 Yes, they are. A lot of points at stake. 452 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:59,040 So first to tread the boards and performing Fern Brady's play, 453 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,040 Meaning, it's Munya Chawawa. 454 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,080 Oh, God. 455 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,600 Hey, let go of that. 456 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,440 Ooh, ooh! 457 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,040 My head. 458 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,440 My head. 459 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,880 I'm eating this, you boot. 460 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,240 You're talking. 461 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,720 Now you can hear me, things are gonna change around here. 462 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,320 No more making me dance for Instagram likes. 463 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:46,160 No more pictures or Halloween costumes. 464 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,880 No more forced cuddles. 465 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,760 I'm done being your affection slave. I'm my own person. 466 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,120 But Sponges, 467 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,760 why do you hunt the kitchen, Sponges? 468 00:21:56,800 --> 00:22:00,240 Because of you! I should be out there in the wild killing. 469 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,640 Instead I'm in here hunting inanimate objects. 470 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:07,520 We all seek meaning in our lives, no matter how trivial it looks 471 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:11,400 on the outside. I'm just doing what I can to get by. 472 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,960 APPLAUSE 473 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:26,080 I loved it. I loved the existential angst of the cat. 474 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,440 She had a head injury 475 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,360 so you don't know if she ever did hear the cat 476 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,520 or if it was all just in her coma. 477 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,000 Oh, of course. 478 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:38,680 Why didn't I pick up on that duality of meaning? 479 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,960 Munya, tell me about your character. 480 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,240 You see that cat, yeah? 481 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,760 It looked a lot like the Norfolk panther. 482 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,240 So the emotion just overtook me. 483 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,440 The fear, the danger, the panic and, yeah, 484 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,720 I think I would have died in that situation. 485 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,480 Fern ,what is the play about? 486 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:59,400 Uh, just I love thinking about if my cat could talk. 487 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,240 That's your understanding of it, right? 488 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,480 Yeah, and that came through. 489 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,240 It came through loud and proud. Let's see another play. 490 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,880 OK, it's another cat play. 491 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,360 This time it's Fern Brady's performance 492 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,040 of Sarah Millican's play. 493 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:22,400 I'm sitting in a cafe and it's cold. 494 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:26,360 All around me are cats but it's not a cat cafe. 495 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,240 They can't call it a cat cafe since the law changed 496 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,440 and they need the cats' consent. 497 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:37,200 Me cat died last year but I don't miss it 498 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,160 because it was an arsehole. 499 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:43,600 It wasn't my cat, it was my nana's. 500 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:47,040 But when she went into the home, she made me take him 501 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,800 even though he was always a dick to me. 502 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,800 I'm the only one left who visits her now 503 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,440 and she mostly remembers me. 504 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,960 She criticises my clothes and says I look tired. 505 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,720 Howay, man. 506 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,440 I tell her about the cats here. 507 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,840 She always likes to hear about them. 508 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:11,560 Mavis on the chair, Charlie in the window. 509 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:15,880 She brightens at all the names like she knows them too. 510 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:22,160 I check my phone. Seven missed calls from the home. 511 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,080 Oh, shit. 512 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,360 APPLAUSE 513 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,440 I don't think I've got anything bad to say. 514 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,840 I was absolutely enchanted by performance and narrative. 515 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,760 It put me in mind of Alan Bennett. 516 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,200 It was like an Alan Bennett play. Yeah, it was. 517 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,920 I was really nervous cos I hadn't met Sarah 518 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:51,360 till we got here, so it was really horrible knowing that 519 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,400 my bad impression of her was coming out. 520 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,200 I liked it. I really liked your impression of me. 521 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,520 Especially the "howay, man." 522 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,240 OK, break time. 523 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,240 Break time! Everybody off. 524 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:08,120 Off you go. the big man said to go. Bye-bye! 525 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,640 APPLAUSE 526 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,800 Hello, and welcome to the third part of our little show 527 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:24,640 called Taskmaster, and what a fine bunch of scriptwriter/performers 528 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,800 they are too. 529 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,440 Yes, they've all written one-minute, one-person plays 530 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,680 and now they're performing each other's. 531 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,320 Next you it's Munya's play, The Power of Silence, 532 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:38,360 and much to her annoyance. the actor performing it, Sarah Millican. 533 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:24,280 APPLAUSE 534 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,960 Oh, Munya. It is rubbish. 535 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,960 You've gotta ask them though, cos you might have 536 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,240 experienced something. Did you see something? 537 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,800 Well, firstly no, because me glasses were on the outside 538 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:35,880 of me ping pong balls. 539 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,880 I didn't see anything at all. I thought, to be honest, 540 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:42,400 it was the sort of thing that I'd avoid at the Edinburgh Fringe. 541 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:46,520 But I decide... We decided to commit and to do it as best we could. 542 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,080 So I hope you're pleased with what happened. 543 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,880 Are you happy with how it went? 544 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,400 Yep. 545 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,480 Sensational. 546 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,280 Who's next? 547 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,600 OK, well, strap yourself in for John Kearns. 548 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,120 Oh, God. 549 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,120 T minus 60 seconds. 550 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,360 Hello, Houston. 551 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:14,720 Jake here, or should I say, "Hello, honey." 552 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,560 I guess we're doing this. 553 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,560 Me going to Mars, you leading the ground team. 554 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,360 What a couple we make, you and me. 555 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,200 T minus 45 seconds. 556 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,360 All right, all right. I know you're just doing your job. 557 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,000 I get it. That's why you're the big boss 558 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,800 and I'm just the flying guy. 559 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,640 Strapped in for the ride. 560 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,000 A bit like our marriage, huh? 561 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,880 I know, I know, I shouldn't bring it up, 562 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,920 but, you know, we got through a lot. 563 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,680 T minus 30 seconds. 564 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,880 I just think we should be proud of what we overcame. 565 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,680 Not every couple can get over the things that I did. 566 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,600 OK. Final checks. 567 00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,960 Engine, go. 568 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,000 Thrusters on. 569 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,160 Navigation system. 570 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,960 Uh, honey? 571 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:19,440 The navigation system don't seem to be connected. 572 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,120 T minus ten seconds. 573 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,360 Well, honey, how am I supposed to land on Mars 574 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,920 if I ain't got no nav...? 575 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,880 T minus five seconds. 576 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,360 Oh, my God. You destroyed the navigation system. 577 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:38,560 I said I was sorry. I said I was sorry! 578 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,160 APPLAUSE 579 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,040 That is an epic story. 580 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,440 As the author of the piece, I mean, 581 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,720 I thought you did a wonderful job. 582 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,160 You did an absolutely fantastic job of getting it across. 583 00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,200 I wouldn't have gone as Southern... 584 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,000 I have to be honest. 585 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,720 I thought it was absolutely fantastic. 586 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:13,520 Genuinely made me feel very bad about what I've written. 587 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,920 Finally, then, it's the old thesp himself, 588 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,720 Dara O Briain performing John Kearns's piece. 589 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,040 Here we go. 590 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,800 PHONE RINGS 591 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,000 He's here. 592 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,160 OK. 593 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,000 PHONE RINGS 594 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,600 No. No. 595 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,960 That's OK. Tell him that's OK. 596 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,080 APPLAUSE 597 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,000 Well, I beg to differ. 598 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:04,520 Beckett said, "Words are a stain on silences and nothingness." 599 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:05,920 Yep. 600 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,400 Munya's got a tattoo of that. 601 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,160 Dara, that was exceptional. 602 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,160 You reminded me of Brando in Apocalypse Now. 603 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,600 I mean, all joking aside, Dara, 604 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,680 I genuinely found myself drawn in by your performance. 605 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,400 Initially when I opened it, I said, 606 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,280 "Oh, shit, there's nothing here." 607 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,080 That was my initial reaction to reading the script. 608 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:33,880 And then I realised the point is to inhabit the character 609 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:38,160 and create your own character within the eight words of dialogue. 610 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,320 You have to double score this. 611 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,040 I'll do performance first. 612 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,880 Right. I'm gonna give Munya two points. Well done, Munya two points. 613 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,680 Right, this is my most controversial thing 614 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,800 because I think you were hampered by your play. 615 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,640 It wasn't a play. 616 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,000 And I'm gonna give you three points 617 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,120 because I think you cocked your head brilliantly 618 00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,200 and you walked out of the room in an excellent way. 619 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,800 And Munya, well, to use an old showbiz term, 620 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,000 he's fucked you over big time. 621 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,640 Fern's performance was amazing. 622 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,600 Thank you. And Dara's was amazing. 623 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,920 What about John? It was overall good. I'll give you four points. 624 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,680 These two, they were genuinely strong acting performances. 625 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,160 I'm giving them five points each. 626 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,520 OK, five to Dara, five to Fern. 627 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,240 Now, Munya's play. 628 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,640 It was pretentious nonsense. I'm giving it one point. 629 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,400 One point to Munya. Yes, off we go. 630 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,600 I felt the space epic was slightly overwritten. 631 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,680 I'll give it four points. 632 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,640 I'm gonna give all of the others five points. 633 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:34,800 I couldn't separate them. 634 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,080 OK, Fern, John and Sarah get five points for the play. 635 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,760 APPLAUSE 636 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,080 Do you have a much shorter task where I have to do less work? 637 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,560 I sure do, Greg. Let's art. 638 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,200 Hello. 639 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,440 Oh, hello, Fern. 640 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,760 Oh, this is good, cos I haven't brushed my teeth today. 641 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,480 This looks random. 642 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,720 No. Oh, is it not random? 643 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:16,080 Is it not random. the sausage and the plank and the toilet paper? 644 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,160 It's random, Alex. 645 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,120 Just drop it low. 646 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,440 What have we got? 647 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,880 Choose one item from each plinth. Definitely not a word. 648 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,440 And bring them into the lab. 649 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,160 You have one minute. 650 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,920 Your time starts now. 651 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,720 Right, there's that sausage. 652 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,760 Yeah, I know an undercooked sausage when I see one. 653 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,240 It's a vegetarian sausage. 654 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,520 I'm gonna do toilet roll. 655 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:50,960 I never go anywhere without a toilet roll, and then brush. 656 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,160 Definitely not touching that. 657 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,960 I am going to use an electric toothbrush 658 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,160 and I'm going to use a bin, then. Brilliant. 659 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,240 What is this? This is just a sheet, isn't it? 660 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,760 Not just a sheet, it's a... 661 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,680 Is it a fitted sheet? No, it's a queen-sized sheet. 662 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,800 Right, let's go to the lab. Wrong way. 663 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,320 Wrong way? 664 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:27,760 I can paint with a big brush and if I shit meself, I'm fine. 665 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:31,160 Paint a self-portrait using your brush. 666 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,720 Or sausage. 667 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:36,760 On your other chosen object. Massive fitted sheet. 668 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,320 You must use the business end of your brush or sausage. 669 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,000 What's the business end of a sausage? 670 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,600 The left, I think. 671 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:49,040 And in your self-portrait you must be wielding your brush or sausage. 672 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:53,080 You're obsessed with sausages, bro. Best self-portrait wins. 673 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,440 You have 15 minutes. 674 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,400 Your time started when you entered the lab. Oy! 675 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,080 This is dead good. 676 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,920 So I'm using it like a paint brush. 677 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,840 There was no rules to say I had to use the whole business end. 678 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,760 This isn't gonna work well, is it? 679 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,120 Some nice little swirls. 680 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,400 Ears first. 681 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,000 Wait, just wait. 682 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,040 The end will blow your bloody mind. 683 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,120 OK. 684 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,880 The delicate lines of the face and neck may be more difficult to do. 685 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,520 Yeah, I've never seen someone just do the eyes and then the body. 686 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,280 I can't see. God. 687 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,400 Why can't you see? 688 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,760 Because the brush is in the way. 689 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,040 It's something I didn't think would be an issue, 690 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,200 is when the sausage gets contaminated. 691 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:48,960 If you want me to get you a cloth to clean your sausage, just say. 692 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,360 I can have a cloth to clean my sausage? Yeah, I'd love that. 693 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,880 What are the colour of my eyes? Brown, we do not have brown. 694 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,320 Look at this. Doesn't look good at all. 695 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,720 Balayage. That's balayage, innit? 696 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,240 Red. Oh, my God. 697 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,640 Oh, like a khaki colour. 698 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,000 I could get a job for the army doing their outfits. 699 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,000 I bet none of those other plebs thought to mix colours. 700 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,000 Dara doesn't seem artistic. 701 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,760 Oh, I like the texture. 702 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,360 Oh, no. No, I've ruined that now. 703 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,600 You've got six minutes and 25 seconds, Munya. 704 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,560 Roger that, A-dog. 705 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,040 Oh. 706 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,760 What if the business end has fallen off? 707 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,760 Is it a new business end or do you have to use the original business end? 708 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,880 Not been in this situation before, to be honest. 709 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,600 What if we wanna show us on the inside? 710 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,600 Let's venture inside my anatomy. 711 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,320 Modern art. 712 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,400 Yeah, I'd say I'm done now. 713 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,560 Do you know what? You could give me another hour I wouldn't make 714 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,400 any other artistic decisions there. I think that is me. 715 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,640 Bye, thanks. 716 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,640 Bye-bye. I'm gonna have a bath now. 717 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,520 APPLAUSE 718 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,200 Dara, talk us through the eyes first system. 719 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:06,560 I thought I'd get the blue right. 720 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,160 I wanted the blue of the eyes, cos everything gets really muddy 721 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,080 when you're painting with a toilet brush. It just gets really messy. 722 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:13,720 So I thought I wanted the blue of the eyes 723 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,520 to be very striking, so I'd do that pure. 724 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,600 Lovely. So in your piece we're gonna be drawn in by the eyes initially? 725 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:22,120 I think they're the thing that's most going to strike you about my piece. 726 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,720 This is Dara's self-portrait with the standard materials 727 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,840 toilet brush on bedsheet. 728 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,120 Swim in those eyes. 729 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,600 Those eyes are haunting. 730 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,240 Haunting. Haunting. 731 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,760 You are gonna have to be wielding the item that you were using 732 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,880 in the picture and he is doing that. We can see this next to himself. 733 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:46,320 You not only did yourself, you also did the mountains of Ireland 734 00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,400 in the background. I did. 735 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,600 Oh, is that what they are? That's what they are. 736 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,760 I'm actually obscuring many of the other mountains of Ireland. 737 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,040 They're right, they're just behind my head. 738 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,040 Does it remind you of Chris Whitty or not? 739 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,800 Well, it's not a bad opener, that's what I'd say. 740 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:11,640 OK, well, compare it to this then. This is Fern doing a self-portrait 741 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,480 using a sausage on a toilet seat. 742 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,440 Whoa. Jesus Christ. 743 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,360 With a sausage. 744 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,840 This is a weird episode in that there are things that are 745 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,640 actually properly good in it. 746 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,880 This is a first in Taskmaster history. 747 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,760 Well, the only thing I've been good at out of any of the tasks 748 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,560 was any artistic ones. 749 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,080 Fern, it's brilliant. 750 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,000 It's a brilliant painting with a sausage. 751 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,920 Yeah. Do you wanna see it with her actual face? 752 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,880 Oh, yeah, course, yeah. Just as a comparison. 753 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,840 She looks more realistic on the left. 754 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,360 If you squint at Fern's picture, 755 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,080 there's a tiny face trapped in the nose. 756 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,080 It's meant to be that way. 757 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,320 Yeah, you're right, 758 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,560 and I'll judge the painting on that face. 759 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,040 It's the end of part three 760 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,720 and if you're not pumped up about that, 761 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,480 someone's about to win a bottle opener. 762 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,160 Get someone to check your pulse for you if you don't feel like that. 763 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,560 What? Whoo! See you in five. 764 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,960 APPLAUSE 765 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,800 APPLAUSE 766 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,320 Yes, hello, you're in the right place. 767 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,320 Well done and welcome back to Taskmaster. 768 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,920 It's the final part of episode nine 769 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,720 and I am rabid to see some more self-portraits. 770 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,200 Yes, I'm rabid too, Greg. 771 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,320 I'm extremely thirsty and I keep attacking dogs. 772 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,880 But we must press on. 773 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:42,160 Now here's Sarah's self-portrait done in the classic style 774 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,960 painted on a toilet roll with a broom. 775 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:52,720 I tell you, I genuinely remember this as going well. 776 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,720 This is it next to Sarah's face. 777 00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:00,640 I mean, it's got glasses on and some red lips. 778 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:05,720 I had a massive brush and toilet roll. I think it's all right. 779 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,760 Shall we take a look at John's sausage on loo roll picture? 780 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,240 Here it is. 781 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:13,640 Pretty good. 782 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,520 What does the green represent? 783 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,560 Those are the Irish mountains. 784 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,480 Do you wanna compare this to his actual face? 785 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,040 Go on. 786 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,880 It's good. 787 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,000 The guy on the left does look like he's wearing 788 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,800 those joke glasses and nose, God bless. 789 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,320 It's a bit Mr Potato head, isn't it? 790 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,720 But I think the rosy cheeks 791 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,880 represent how John's always laughing. 792 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,040 But the eyes represent 793 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,080 how deep down there's a great crushing sadness. 794 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,880 I really think it's excellent. 795 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,840 Thank you. Who is next? 796 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,960 Last one to see is of course Munya wielding 797 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,920 a toothbrush on a wheelie bin. 798 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,080 Wow. Why do you have long boobs? 799 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,720 No, I wanted to paint with a sausage, 800 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,720 but I have a bit of a sausage phobia because when I was at uni 801 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,200 I was so scared of going into my overdraft I used 802 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,640 to buy 30 sausages for 15p. 803 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,880 And as you can imagine, there weren't any sausage in them. 804 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,800 Where did you buy 50 sausages for 15p? 805 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,920 Calm down, calm down, calm down. Calm down, calm down. 806 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,400 What time we finishing? 807 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,720 Do you wanna see Munya next to Munya? 808 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,320 It's just weird... It's just weird, Munya. 809 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,680 There we go. 810 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:32,400 Oh, identical. Identical! 811 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,400 Let's get these done quickly. 812 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,840 All right, well, look, here are all five. 813 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,040 Forgive me, Sarah. 814 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:46,400 As much as I enjoy your haunted face coming through a brown roller brush, 815 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,640 one point to Sarah Millican. 816 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:49,960 Right. 817 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,920 Now, this is interesting. 818 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,400 Look at Dara! Look at Dara. 819 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,200 It's Dara, isn't it? 820 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,720 Well, I think so. 821 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,160 There's never been less expression in anything. 822 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,360 Two points to Dara. 823 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,960 And whatever that old bloated bin body... Three points. 824 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,280 Three points to Munya, OK. 825 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,600 Yes. I'm giving John Kearns four points. 826 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:12,680 Four points to John. 827 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:16,760 And the undeniably excellent sausage-work of Fern Brady. 828 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,360 Five points. 829 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,960 Congratulations, Fern. APPLAUSE 830 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,640 Quick look at the scores. 831 00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,840 I can tell you she's not won an episode yet 832 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,440 but Fern is in the lead with 20 points. 833 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,720 APPLAUSE 834 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,640 OK, everyone, please make your way to the stage 835 00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,400 for the final task of the show! 836 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,560 APPLAUSE 837 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,680 Who's gonna read the final task out today? 838 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:49,960 Munya Chawawa. 839 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:56,280 Tie your towel as tightly as possible around your body. 840 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,480 You have 30 seconds. 841 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,560 Pretty straightforward. You have 30 seconds. 842 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,200 Everyone ready? 843 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:04,320 And they're off, Greg. 844 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,440 Yep. 845 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,640 Different methods as always. 846 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,280 We've got neck, we've got ankles, we've got waists. 847 00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,120 There's a second part to this, right? 848 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,840 Would have thought so. 849 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:25,440 Off you go, Munya. 850 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:27,160 OK. 851 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,240 Place your hands on your head. 852 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:31,800 Oh, no, you have to as well. 853 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:32,840 OK, all right. 854 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,320 Place your hands on your heads 855 00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,400 and keep them there until the end of the task. 856 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:42,200 Get your towel completely in your bucket. 857 00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:43,440 Fastest wins. 858 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,520 Start on the whistle, please. 859 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,080 What a terrible decision I've made! 860 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:51,480 Good luck. 861 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,960 It must be off your body. It must be off your body. 862 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,120 Off your body. 863 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,040 We have one. We have one. 864 00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:05,720 Oh, no! 865 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,840 There's nothing I can do! 866 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,120 Go on, Sarah. It's coming, it's coming. 867 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,120 You are. 868 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,480 I feel like a horse. 869 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,400 Yes, you look like a horse. 870 00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,840 It's getting looser. 871 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:25,760 We've got number two, number two's going in. Number two has gone in. 872 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,560 Oh, I'm so tired! 873 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,960 I am genuinely worried about John. 874 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,320 Yes, there is progress. 875 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,160 I'm so tired. 876 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,840 I can't do anything. 877 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,920 It's in. It's in. 878 00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,280 I tell you now, Sarah's gonna be there for the rest of her life. 879 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:03,160 I did the first part of the task really well. 880 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,680 Time's up. 881 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:07,320 Let's add it all up and add it to your final scores. 882 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,520 Come and join me. 883 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,360 Well, well, well. 884 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,160 Some of them tied it too tight in the end. 885 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,040 Yes, but that means they did the first part of the task very well. 886 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,960 Very well. Too well for John and Sarah who came in joint fourth. 887 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,160 Fern valiantly in third place, 888 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,600 Munya in second place 889 00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:30,120 but Dara O Briain gets the five points. He won the task! 890 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,560 APPLAUSE 891 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,560 Which means Dara on 22, 892 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,360 Fern also on 22 and one, it's 23. 893 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,640 She's won the episode! 894 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,600 APPLAUSE 895 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,200 Fern wins. 896 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:49,920 The underestimated items are all yours to evaluate. 897 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,400 So, what have we learnt today? 898 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,320 We've learnt that if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. 899 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,720 And to prove that point I'd like to end the show 900 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,280 with another success story. 901 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,080 I've been working with him in the break, 902 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:09,320 and now to finish the show, it's over to John. 903 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:16,320 HE WHISTLES 904 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,200 Hey, it's the final next. How did that happen? 905 00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:27,240 But for now, please applaud tonight's winner one more time. 906 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,240 It's Fern Brady! 907 00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,160 APPLAUSE 908 00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,720 Subtitles by Red Bee Media