1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:09,968 Thirty seconds left. 2 00:00:10,051 --> 00:00:12,095 - Come on. - [JOHN] Oh, oh! It's a butterfly. 3 00:00:12,595 --> 00:00:15,181 Uh, it's Mariah Carey's lower back butterfly tattoo. 4 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:16,141 Yes. 5 00:00:16,224 --> 00:00:17,183 [ALL CHEER AND LAUGH] 6 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:18,601 Well done, John. 7 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:22,063 And because you guessed correctly, watch what happens. 8 00:00:24,232 --> 00:00:26,234 [TAHANI GASPS AND LAUGHS] 9 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:29,070 - Oh! - Oh! [LAUGHS] 10 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,572 I should've gotten that sooner. 11 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:32,782 I wrote my college thesis on that back tattoo. 12 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,242 Yes, because remember, 13 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:37,370 every picture from tonight will have something to do with your lives on Earth, 14 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,164 so you can get to know each other a little bit better. 15 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:40,290 Okay, blue team, you're up. 16 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:41,750 Go get 'em, Chippy. 17 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:43,084 Chidi, it's your turn! 18 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:46,713 [CHUCKLES] Oh! I'm a decent artist, but I'm not so great under pressure. 19 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:48,423 Your time begins now. 20 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:50,633 Oh, boy. Okay. Uh... 21 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:52,427 You got this, Chidi. 22 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,512 I'm sorry, I'm just trying to figure out how to start... 23 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:56,055 Come on, just start drawing, my brotha. 24 00:00:56,139 --> 00:01:00,310 Oh, no. No, no, no. 25 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:02,437 - Thirty seconds. - [EXCLAIMS] Okay, here we go. 26 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:06,566 Oh. Uh... It's a submarine? 27 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:07,942 Looks like broccoli with teeth. 28 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:11,112 Oh, oh! It's a horse with a bow on its neck. 29 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:13,656 - Oh, is it my childhood pony, Daisy? - Yes! 30 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,116 [ALL CHEERING] 31 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,201 - [HORSE NEIGHS] - Oh, no. 32 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:17,952 No! 33 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,204 [HORSE ROARS] 34 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:20,747 [ALL SCREAMING] 35 00:01:23,374 --> 00:01:25,877 - What have I done? - You made a frickin' Frankenstein, man. 36 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:30,048 Okay, you know what? Magic Pictionary is over now, 37 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:31,591 so let's all go home and get some sleep. 38 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:32,884 You guys want me to kill it? 39 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:34,093 I've shot a lot of racehorses. 40 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:35,929 - [NEIGHS] - Okay. 41 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:45,647 Fork me. That was a disaster. 42 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,357 How did that go so wrong? 43 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,026 Well, for one thing, Brent got super wasted. 44 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:51,110 We should have cut him off. 45 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:54,739 Nobody gets cut off in the Good Place. If he asks for beer, I give him a beer. 46 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:58,618 I'm just glad he stopped asking me to go to dinner so we could discuss my career. 47 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:02,455 Man, we haven't done a successful activity in three weeks. We're ice cold. 48 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,749 Guys, give yourself a break. They're getting better. 49 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:08,253 Brent's stopped saying "Daddy like" all the time. That's something. 50 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:09,754 Something feels off. 51 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,172 All right, we need new ideas. 52 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,842 I say we hole up here for an all-night brainstorming session. 53 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:16,427 Now, just hang on. We're working really hard. 54 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:19,889 And we need to relax occasionally or we're gonna burn out. 55 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:23,726 So, let's just clear our brain, watch a movie or... Oh! 56 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,478 We'll have a slumber party. 57 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,898 [BEEPING] 58 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,942 What the fork? 59 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:40,368 Whoever you are, show yourself! 60 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:48,918 Oh. Hold on, the hood is caught in my glasses. 61 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:52,463 Hi! 62 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:55,049 I'm Glenn from the Bad Place. 63 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,802 - What are you doing here? - Yeah, what do you want, creep? 64 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:01,598 No one knows I'm here, and I have some important information. 65 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,600 Eleanor, I need to speak with you alone. 66 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:06,227 Whatever you need to say to me, you can say right here. 67 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,687 I don't think I should. 68 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:11,232 It would lead to a very uncomfortable social situation. 69 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:12,609 Say it. 70 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:14,402 That's not Michael. 71 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:20,199 That's Vicky the demon, in a Michael suit, and she's sabotaging your experiment. 72 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:25,038 You see? It's uncomfortable. 73 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:28,333 All right, just sit there quietly until we sort all this out. 74 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:31,836 If it's not too much trouble, could I get a hot glass of pig urine? 75 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:34,255 - We need to talk. - [GLENN] Or... 76 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,966 I'm not picky. Whatever urine you have is fine. 77 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:41,387 Eleanor, you have to believe me. I'm Michael. He's lying. 78 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,474 Calm down, dude. I trust you. 79 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:47,143 But I'm gonna make Glenn think I don't trust you. 80 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:50,813 Somehow, this has to be related to the problems we've been having here, 81 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,273 and we need to figure out what game they're playing. 82 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:55,443 Oh, that's good. I like the way you think, Shellstrop. 83 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:59,155 I mean... I hate the way you think, Shellstrop. 84 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,449 - Is he buying it? - He's not looking. 85 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:05,745 I'll tell you whatever you wanna know, but shouldn't we call the Judge? 86 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:07,538 We're not calling anyone until we figure some things out. 87 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:08,456 We have questions. 88 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:11,793 Yeah, for example, if you're a devil, how come you're not wearing Prada? 89 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:14,963 [GASPS] Caramel! 90 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:16,339 Why would you help us? 91 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:20,677 One day, you're flattening penises and the next, you just decide to defect? 92 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,429 [CHUCKLING] Actually, one of my jobs was to reinflate the penises, 93 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:24,681 so they could get flattened again. 94 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:25,723 It doesn't matter. 95 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:29,852 Listen, I loved to torture humans because I thought they deserved it. 96 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:32,605 They said everyone in the Bad Place was evil and beyond repair. 97 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,899 I don't know if I believe that anymore. 98 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:38,820 Also, Shawn is so mean, you guys. 99 00:04:38,903 --> 00:04:42,156 He yells at me all the time. It's unnecessary. 100 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,993 [JASON] I feel you, dawg. I was yelled at my whole life. 101 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:47,537 People were always like, 102 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,706 "You didn't pay for that." "How do you plead?" 103 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,457 "He's flatlining. Clear!" 104 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:55,378 Okay, well, if that's Vicky, what's the Bad Place's plan? 105 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,755 To sow chaos, turn you guys against each other, 106 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,257 ruin the experiment. 107 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:00,717 Also, I have proof that's not Michael. 108 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,886 Here are pictures of Vicky wearing the Michael suit. 109 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:05,722 [ELEANOR] This doesn't prove anything. 110 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:08,057 These could just be pictures of the real Michael. 111 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:08,975 [GLENN] They're real. 112 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:11,978 I know, because I helped make the suit. 113 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:15,440 We couldn't figure out how to make it contain your demon essence, 114 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:17,817 so you'll have to wear it over the Vicky suit. 115 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:22,613 Ugh. Really? You're the worst, Glenn. Let's do it. Zip her up. 116 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:27,744 Okay, but if I melt, I'm gonna be so annoyed. 117 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:32,749 Oh. 118 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:34,334 Pretty well-made. 119 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:39,505 I can really feel all the musty skin folds and the dangly bits. 120 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:41,257 The voice is perfect. 121 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:42,925 You sound so much like him I wanna punch you. 122 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:47,597 Are we sure it's okay that we made this? What are you gonna use it for? 123 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:48,973 [IN SQUEAKY VOICE] "What are you gonna use it..." 124 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,224 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Shut up, Glenn! 125 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:51,392 The experiment is about to begin. 126 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:54,520 Let's call the real Michael and send him spiraling down the toilet bowl, 127 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,105 like the pinched turd he is. 128 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,691 Well, now we know you're lying, 129 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:02,028 because Michael would have definitely told us 130 00:06:02,111 --> 00:06:04,822 if the Bad Place had called him and showed him some freakin' Michael suit. 131 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:06,574 Absolutely. Of course I would've. 132 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:09,744 Janet would have phone records. You can just ask her to pull them up. 133 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:12,872 - Okay, fine, I lied. They called me. - What? 134 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:15,291 I lied about that and I'm sorry. 135 00:06:15,374 --> 00:06:19,378 - You knew about this? - Yes, but there's a good explanation. 136 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:23,174 Yeah, the explanation is that's Vicky, and she's lying to you about everything. 137 00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:25,426 Call the Judge and we'll settle this once and for all. 138 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,845 Or is that exactly what you want us to do? 139 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:29,680 That is what I want you to do. 140 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:31,390 Exactly. 141 00:06:31,974 --> 00:06:33,851 [TAHANI] Eleanor, perhaps we should call the Judge. 142 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:35,520 Glenn was telling the truth. 143 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:38,106 No, the Judge said if anything else went wrong, 144 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,607 she would reset the whole experiment. 145 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:42,360 We are not calling her unless we have no other choice, 146 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:46,239 and I am locking you two jamokes in separate rooms 147 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:47,657 until we get to the bottom of this. 148 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,117 [GROANS] 149 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:52,203 I'm very upset about this development. 150 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:55,039 I'm serious, man. This is happening. 151 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:56,582 Oh. 152 00:06:57,166 --> 00:07:00,461 I'm very upset about this development. 153 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:03,756 [ELEANOR] All right, buttheads, what do we do? 154 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:07,552 - I say we trust Michael. He's our friend. - Well, he might be our friend. 155 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:10,805 Or he might be a lying trickster who just looks like our friend. 156 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:12,557 The classic Mary Kate Olsen. 157 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,518 I have to say, we've had a lot of misfires recently, 158 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:17,395 and Michael has been acting suspiciously. 159 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:19,355 Like, tonight, when I wanted to work, 160 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,524 and he just wanted to have a slumber party instead. 161 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:23,609 To be fair to Mike, slumber parties rule. 162 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,446 And why would we trust Glenn? He's a demon. 163 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:29,031 So's Michael. Demons can be good. 164 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,576 Right. Okay, so it's decided. [CLAPS] We trust both of them. 165 00:07:31,659 --> 00:07:35,496 Okay, predictably, this was unhelpful. 166 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,958 Get in there. 167 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:42,753 What is all this stuff? 168 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:44,338 Are these weapons? 169 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:46,632 Ooh! Don't touch those. [LAUGHS] 170 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,634 Those are my special magnet handcuffs. 171 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:53,139 They make me feel silly when Mindy and I are playing Upstairs-Downstairs Derek. 172 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:55,725 Oh, they're sex toys. [GASPS] Ugh! They're sex toys! 173 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:57,852 Dude, get out of here. We have enough problems. 174 00:07:57,935 --> 00:07:59,020 [SIGHS] 175 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:02,148 My good man, allow me to bury the hatchet. 176 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:07,778 Being rebooted again has evolved me past any feelings of jealousy. 177 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:10,448 - [CHIMES] - Ho-ho! I know that sound. 178 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:12,074 Looks like someone found my sex diaper. 179 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,952 I'll leave you guys alone to live that dipe-life. 180 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,662 - Ugh! - [EXCLAIMS] 181 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:22,043 Okay, explain yourself. If your self even is yourself. 182 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:23,961 I am Michael. 183 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:27,131 Shawn did call me, and I saw the Michael suit. 184 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,008 He said if the experiment failed, 185 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:32,929 he was going to use it to make you think I was torturing you. 186 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:34,347 Why didn't you tell us? 187 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:38,017 Because he said he would just erase your memories of me telling you, 188 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:39,560 so it wouldn't matter anyway. 189 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:42,188 He knew that I would crumble under the pressure. 190 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:46,692 But a month ago, you told me you only pretended to freak out, 191 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,903 in order to get me to step up and become a leader. 192 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:53,699 Yes. That also was a lie, but it was an inspirational one, like... 193 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:57,245 "So great running into you. We should get coffee sometime," 194 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,956 - Or all of Instagram. - [ELEANOR] So, to recap: 195 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:03,543 You found out the Bad Place made a Michael suit, 196 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,503 freaked out, didn't tell us why. 197 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:09,924 And then later you lied to me about why you freaked out. 198 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:12,552 And then you lied again just a few minutes ago 199 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,470 when you said that you never got a call from Shawn. 200 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:18,307 Yes, but that lie was only to cover my two earlier lies. 201 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,394 - I mean, that's gotta be okay, right? - What? 202 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:23,020 Eleanor, don't you see what they're doing? 203 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:26,232 Shawn sent Glenn to undermine our trust in each other, 204 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:29,110 so you'll call the Judge and restart the experiment. 205 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:32,196 Well, I have no reason not to believe you. 206 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,074 Other than the three very recent examples we just laid out. 207 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:36,450 Huddle. Now. 208 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:38,369 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 209 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:41,330 Oh! Hey, sorry. 210 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,709 I just needed to grab this. You know, it's chime time. 211 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,046 There's gotta be a way to figure out if that's the real Michael. 212 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:52,967 Is there a way you can make some sort of demon lie detector? 213 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,468 Oof. I don't know. 214 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,345 The Janet babies are still draining me, 215 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,223 and I just had to put down Daisy the horse-blob, 216 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:02,560 which was exhausting, emotionally and physically. 217 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:04,145 She fought back. I won't get into details. 218 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:08,524 I had to twist her head off. Sorry, no more details. 219 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,694 - She did thrash. She thrashed. Sorry. - [ELEANOR] Okay. 220 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:14,447 Why don't we just get him drunk so he starts blabbing? 221 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:17,700 I mean, what goes best with pig urine? 222 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,910 - Coconut rum. - [JANET] That won't work on a demon. 223 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,454 I'll try and make a lie detector. 224 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:25,374 - [MICHAEL] Oh, no, damn it! - What's going on in there? 225 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,461 - I touched the dang diaper! - Get back in that room. 226 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:32,757 So Michael saw the suit. Big deal. I still think you're forking with us. 227 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:36,260 I think this is just like when the Bad Place sent us Linda, 228 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,763 who turned out to be some super-jacked punching guy, 229 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,806 and just like him, you got busted. 230 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,141 That's the thing. 231 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:45,853 The puncher didn't get busted. It worked exactly as planned. 232 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:49,398 The whole thing was a diversion to get real Michael out 233 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,567 and sneak the impostor in on a train. 234 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,194 It must've happened during the handoff. 235 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:55,571 While Janet was handcuffing Chris, 236 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,574 a bunch of demons must've grabbed Michael, yanked him away, 237 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,994 and then Vicky, in the Michael suit, walked back out. 238 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,663 You never would have known the difference. 239 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,999 Also, when Chris got back, I saw Shawn and him celebrating. 240 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,794 Why would they be happy if he wasn't supposed to get caught? 241 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,962 Man, I love a good sabotage. 242 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:14,715 Or is that exactly what you want us to think? 243 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,008 [ELEANOR] Motherforker. 244 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,469 I knew there was something weird about that puncher. 245 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:20,137 I said that to Michael... 246 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:22,556 and he dismissed it. 247 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,851 - [SPEAKS GIBBERISH] See what I mean? - Don't go anywhere. 248 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:26,894 Come on. 249 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:31,232 If Michael is just Vicky in a Michael suit, 250 00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:32,441 let's just take the suit off. 251 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,903 Yeah, maybe we can sneak up behind him and try and pants him from the forehead. 252 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:36,904 That won't work. 253 00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:39,865 A demon can take his own skin suit off, but no one else can. 254 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,992 It's like a very complicated bra. 255 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:44,578 Well, so be it. 256 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:45,830 [DOOR OPENS] 257 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,165 Take off your skin suit. 258 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,252 - I can't. - Sure, you can. 259 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:54,338 You're either a demon wearing a Michael suit, 260 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:59,635 or you're a demon wearing a Vicky suit, who's wearing a Michael suit over that. 261 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:03,556 Just take off your Michael suit and show us what you're working with. 262 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,975 I'm sorry, I won't. 263 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,893 - That's very suspicious. - I know. 264 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,103 But I'm not Vicky. 265 00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:11,355 I just don't want to show you what's underneath here. 266 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,774 I've seen a lot of weird hogs in my life, dude. 267 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:14,775 Get over yourself. 268 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,277 That's not it. 269 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:19,780 I'm a fire squid. 270 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:22,199 Dope. 271 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:25,077 No, not dope. 272 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:29,832 I'm a 6,000-foot tall fire squid. 273 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:33,878 I have tentacles. There's teeth everywhere. 274 00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:40,593 I'm on fire, and my neck is long, and there's a smell and lots of juice. 275 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:43,053 [BREATHING HEAVILY] There's so much juice, Eleanor. 276 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:46,849 I think I speak for everyone here when I say... 277 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,726 I really have to see this. 278 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:53,772 So, you're not gonna take off your demon Spanx because you're shy? 279 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,691 That's convenient. 280 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:59,612 Eleanor, if I take off this suit, I will crash through the roof, 281 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:03,908 and the entire neighborhood will see me, and the experiment will be blown. 282 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,701 But it's more than that. 283 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:08,621 You guys will never look at me the same way again. 284 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:11,373 I won't just be Michael. 285 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:18,005 I'll be some disgusting mass of burning tentacles. 286 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,759 Do you really wanna be friends with something like that? 287 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,761 Yes! I keep saying. 288 00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,137 Eleanor. 289 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,474 Now, I don't know if this will work, 290 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:31,227 but, theoretically, if you point it at a demon and he's lying, 291 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,645 it'll turn red. 292 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,146 If he's telling the truth, it'll turn green. 293 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,064 [ELEANOR] Okay. 294 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:40,486 Glenn, this is a lie detector. Let us show you how it works. 295 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:41,529 [LIE DETECTOR HUMS] 296 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:42,696 What's your name? 297 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,865 Well, everyone calls me Glenn, 298 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:50,704 but the name on my demon certificate is actually Snakes Pour Forth From His... 299 00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:55,209 [JANET AND TAHANI EXCLAIMING] 300 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,670 Glenn blew up. Glenn blew up. 301 00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,798 Or is that exactly what he wants us to think? 302 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:08,514 So, does blowing up mean he was telling the truth or lying? 303 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:12,142 Neither. That was not supposed to happen. I've never killed anybody before. 304 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,395 No, don't worry, demons can't die. 305 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:17,815 He'll slowly re-form himself over a few months, 306 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,985 passing through all the stages of demon growth: 307 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:25,447 larva, slug monster, spooky little girl, teenage boy, 308 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,616 giant ball of tongues, 309 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,370 social media CEO, and then finally, demon. 310 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:34,164 So, look at the bright side. This worked out perfectly. 311 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:39,128 I mean, not for Glenn, obviously, but for us. 312 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,922 The lying demon's gone. We're still here. All good. 313 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:45,134 No. We're not "all good," man. 314 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:49,138 You're either Michael and you lied, or you're Vicky in a Michael suit. 315 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,641 Okay, I'm gonna go for a walk. Nobody go anywhere. 316 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,316 - Chidi? - Hey. 317 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,776 Hey. I didn't think anyone would still be up. 318 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,863 Are you okay? 319 00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:07,072 Uh, yeah, yeah. 320 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:11,744 Um, I'm just practicing drawing viable horses. 321 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:15,456 Ones that aren't crimes against nature. 322 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,291 Okay, I know this mood of yours. 323 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,753 From reading your file and whatnot. 324 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:25,257 Um, why don't you take a break and we'll get some food in you? 325 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,428 [JANET] Well, I'm done. 326 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:32,264 I scooped it all up into one steaming pile of Glenn. 327 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,476 Maybe I can put him back together. I'm hella good at puzzles. 328 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:38,354 I finished this word search in 30 seconds. 329 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,813 [JANET] Jason, I feel terrible. 330 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:42,691 I know he was a demon, and he may have lied to us, 331 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,902 but he didn't deserve that. 332 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,487 You were only trying to help us. 333 00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:49,823 Look, I know this is a weird time, 334 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,910 but if you ever wanna talk, just know that I'm here for you, girl. 335 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:57,331 Thanks, Jason. That means a lot. 336 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,880 Mmm! I gotta say, 337 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,300 out of all the "human stuff" I've been able to experience in this neighborhood, 338 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,886 nachos? Number one. Easy. 339 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:11,845 Really? 340 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,305 Yeah. 341 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:18,185 I mean, salty, crunchy, cheesy, little bit of a kick. 342 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,562 Name one better thing humans have created. 343 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,399 - The Sistine Chapel? - Pfft! Paint on a ceiling. 344 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,443 I mean, it's fine, but can you eat it at the movies? 345 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:27,987 Touché. 346 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,782 Listen, don't stay up all night drawing horses. It's really fine. 347 00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:37,621 I know. I just feel like I made the world a little bit worse, 348 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:41,291 and I won't be okay until I make it better again. 349 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:45,546 Making yourself miserable to ease the suffering of others. 350 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:47,631 About the most Chidi thing you can do. 351 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,676 I'll see you later. 352 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,680 Do you wanna take the rest of those nachos with you? 353 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:55,973 Yeah, I do, thank you. 354 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,521 Okay, here's where I'm at. I just don't know if I can ever trust you. 355 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:05,315 I'm gonna call the Judge. We'll start over. 356 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:08,193 We won't have Chidi in the mix, but he'll be on our side again, 357 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,987 which is almost as good. 358 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,530 But we know the humans now. 359 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:14,575 - Starting over sounds exhausting. - [ELEANOR] I know. 360 00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:15,951 But if that's not Michael, 361 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,455 he could sabotage us in ways we can't even perceive. 362 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,166 And even if it is, I can't fully trust him, 363 00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:26,253 so every time something goes wrong, a little part of me is gonna wonder. 364 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,172 We have to start over. 365 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,632 I have a better idea. 366 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,469 - I'm gonna blow myself up. - [TAHANI AND ELEANOR] What? 367 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,636 I'll blow myself up. 368 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,348 That way, you can continue the experiment with Chidi as one of the people, 369 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:41,518 which is our best chance to ever be successful. 370 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:45,230 Why not just lock you in a room, or in Janet's void or something? 371 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,483 But then you might worry that I'd escape. 372 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,485 If I blow myself up, I'm out of your hair for good. 373 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:53,947 Well, parts of me will be in your actual hair, but you get it. 374 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,867 - Michael, wait... - Tahani, this is the only way. 375 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:59,828 There's literally nothing I can say that will make you realize 376 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,580 that I'm really me. 377 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,416 Oh, boy. This is gonna suck. 378 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,252 Hopefully, I will see you all in a few months. Good luck. 379 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:11,715 Oh, and make sure you, uh, get all of me into the container, 380 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:17,137 or I might come back, uh, way shorter, and that would bum me out. 381 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,555 [LIE DETECTOR HUMS] 382 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:22,810 I wish I were saying this in different circumstances, but... 383 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,813 take it sleazy. 384 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:26,980 [JASON] Michael, wait! 385 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:32,152 Oh, crud-nuts! 386 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,573 Jason, how did you know that was Bad Janet? 387 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,700 Michael said there's nothing he could say 388 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,911 that would make you realize he's really him. 389 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,288 But Janet does have a thing she can say 390 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,125 that does make me realize she is really not her. 391 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,417 What? 392 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,212 I called Janet "girl," but she didn't say "not a girl." 393 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,382 The real Janet always says "not a girl." 394 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,884 [GASPS] Oh, wow. 395 00:18:56,552 --> 00:19:00,389 That realization's the only thing that stopped me from becoming a pile of goo. 396 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,431 - Ugh. - [TAHANI] Ugh! 397 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,016 [ELEANOR] Wait, how did you pull it off? 398 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,269 You were outside on the platform with me the whole time. 399 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:09,565 We brought two Bad Janets on the train, you dumb, dumb idiot. 400 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,109 The other one distracted you on the platform 401 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,486 while Good Janet brought Chris on to the train. 402 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:19,158 I snuck out, marbleized Janet and then I took over, baby. 403 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,201 Stupid Michael never knew. 404 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,871 I had you fart-knockers fooled for weeks. 405 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:28,333 Until Glenn, the traitor, ruined everything. That guy sucks, right? 406 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,128 - [SQUELCHES] - Shut up, Glenn. 407 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:34,715 Wait, wait, wait. Bad Janets can't impersonate Good Janets. 408 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,550 I've seen them try. Their heads melt, so... 409 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,844 Oh. Oh, you're so smart, sir. 410 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:42,973 Well, listen, here's the thing. Shawn rebooted me 40 million tines. 411 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,685 Wait, tine-mis. Timeses. 412 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,937 These things rule. 413 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:52,399 Oh, dip, this means Janet didn't dump me. Her weird sister did! 414 00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,526 Everything makes so much more sense. 415 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,529 All of Janet's ideas were so counterproductive. 416 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,406 She brought the horse monster to life. 417 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:02,117 She forced me to antagonize John. 418 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,412 She got us to doubt Eleanor's leadership skills. 419 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,414 Oh, I was just about to launch an idea 420 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:10,000 where Tahani was gonna give herself an asymmetrical haircut. 421 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:13,337 - You monster. - Thank you. 422 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,339 Guys, we still have a problem here. 423 00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:17,841 You still don't have evidence that I'm actually me. 424 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,218 Sure, we do. 425 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,929 You offered to sacrifice yourself to help a bunch of cockroaches. 426 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,307 That's about the most Michael thing you can do. 427 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,435 Where's real Janet? 428 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,187 [LAUGHS] Oh, she's in the Bad Place. 429 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,774 She's probably wiping her butt with her own butt. [LAUGHS] 430 00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:37,861 I can't bear the idea of poor Janet down there, all alone. 431 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,113 [SIGHS] What should we do? 432 00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:42,449 I know what to do. 433 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,826 It's like what that guy who blew up said... 434 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,746 Shawn's a bully. 435 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:52,167 And sometimes the only thing a bully understands is a punch in the mouth. 436 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:56,171 I'm gonna go down there, I'm gonna punch him in the mouth 437 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,674 and I'm gonna get Janet back. 438 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,093 [EXCLAIMS] Sounds like somebody has a plan. 439 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,052 Dope. 440 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:04,263 Uh, where is he? What's the plan? 441 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,722 It's okay. 442 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,770 - You sure you can hold down the fort? - Not at all. 443 00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:14,147 - You sure you can do your thing? - Nope. 444 00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,984 We'll just try our best, right? 445 00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:20,237 Okay. Let's go get our girl. 446 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,281 Not a girl.