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Previously,
on Future Man:
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Did you guys ever
think that I'd be doing
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something more
with my life?
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What about
your video game?
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It's not real.
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Congratulations,
you have defeated
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all of the Biotics.
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Wooo!
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The fuck‐‐who
are you people?
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Everything that happens
in the Biotic Wars is real.
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The game is a recruitment
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and training tool
sent back in time.
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You're going to help
us save the world.
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Time travel 101,
you need to blend in.
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You're telling me
that a cure for herpes
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is what brings
down all of mankind?
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The night of
the moon landing,
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there was a big party
at Pi Pi Gamma House.
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Holy shit.
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If we can stop Dr. Kronish
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from ever getting herpes,
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he'll never
become a scientist,
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and we can stop
this whole cycle
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before it even begins!
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All right, Santiago,
you ready for this?
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Let's do this, Skarsgaard.
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Is that a subatomic
sensor mine?
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(explosion)
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Welcome to the Resistance.
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(motors buzzing)
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I'm here at the corner
of Fairfax and Rosewood
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where the smell of brisket
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usually fills the night air,
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but tonight, it's
the smell of tragedy
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as one of L. A.'s finest
lies dead in the street.
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(doorbell ringing)
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Vincent, I didn't
know you were coming!
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I'll set an extra place.
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Is Jorge running late?
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Yeah, uh...
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Maria, maybe you
should sit down.
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Gladly, I've been
on my feet all day.
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(sighing)
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Jorgito kicked.
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Do you want to feel?
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He's strong like his Papa.
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Hello, Mr. and
Mrs. Santiago.
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I didn't know you were here.
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They came from Mexico
for the baby shower!
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Of course they did.
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They should hear this, too.
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‐I have some news.
‐You have news?
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Is it the promotion
Jorge was trying to get?
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His sisters y la familia
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will want to hear about this.
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Esmeralda, Gloria, Lupe!
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(speaking Spanish)
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¡Mucho gusto,
Señor Skarsgaard!
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What is the exciting news?
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Well, I never
said "exciting."
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Did somebody say "exciting"?
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This is Jorge's
brother, Miguel!
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You really look
just like him.
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Yeah, well,
last I checked,
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we are currently twins!
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(laughing)
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So what's the good news?
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Say it loud so
the baby can hear.
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Right, um...
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♪
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(explosion)
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♪
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All right, time out!
Stop the bike.
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Okay, what
happened back there
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was not okay!
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For all we know,
you just killed
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‐a fucking cop!
‐Hey!
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We killed that cop.
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Yeah, we're a team now.
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No, I didn't kill a cop,
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you killed a fucking cop,
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and we're not
doing it again!
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You just said "we."
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Look, it doesn't matter, okay?
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Just no more killing!
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Well, we're killing Kronish.
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No, we're not killing Kronish!
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That's not the mission!
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The mission is to stop
him from getting herpes,
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prevent him from
becoming a scientist,
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and then he never
creates the cure!
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Dead men don't get herpes.
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Okay, so then
what's your plan?
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We cockblock him.
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Okay, rip his cock off,
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he bleeds out
slow, I like that.
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No, his cock
remains fully intact.
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We stop him from ever
getting with the girl
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that gave him herpes.
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Have you ever executed this
mission objective before?
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This... this cockblock?
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Oh, yes, many times.
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Mostly at middle school dances
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and at the time
I was doing it,
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I didn't know it
exactly, but yeah.
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It's my specialty.
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That's fucking stupid!
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If we're actually
ripping his cock off,
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that's one thing,
but otherwise,
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this just feels like
a big fucking tease!
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Wolf, he's the Savior.
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We need to trust him.
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Oh, fuck! Savior my ass!
God damn it!
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Try to save this!
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(grunting)
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(growling)
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Hey!
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What the fuck you doing, man?
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Tiger, thanks‐‐thanks
for having my back.
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I don't know why
he hates me so much.
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You're physically weak
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and nothing like we expected,
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but you do have the
knowledge we're lacking,
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and you've
gotten us this far.
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You're not the Future
Man I thought you'd be,
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but you are Future Man.
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(baby crying)
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What the fuck is that?
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Why is that woman holding
that tiny shrunken man?
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You mean, "Why
is that mother
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carrying her adorable baby"?
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That's a baby?
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You've never seen
a baby before?
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Wolf and I are the youngest
members of the Resistance.
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We were sterilized with
a nano mist to ensure
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that we were the last
generation of humanity.
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Whoa, so it's a full on
Children of Men situation.
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Why does it look like that?
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How does it defend itself?
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It can't, it's
completely helpless.
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I want to touch it.
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You, woman,
give me that baby!
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Tiger, no, no, no,
no, Tiger, Tiger.
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Give me the chubby man!
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Wait, those your bikes?
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Yes.
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Sorry, brother,
I didn't realize
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you were Double Ds!
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Double Damned!
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Jesus, man, what's
got you so steamed?
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My commander
just belittled me
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in front of an inferior.
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Been there.
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My old lady's
a real cunt, too.
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Where you headed?
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California
Technical Institute
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to cockblock the
destroyer of worlds.
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Sounds pretty heavy.
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Eh, don't worry
about this shit,
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I'll clean it up.
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Ride on, ride strong, brother.
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♪
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I said, ride on, ride strong.
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♪
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Give me that thing!
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‐I want to touch it!
‐Tiger, you can't‐‐
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you can't just touch her baby!
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Why‐‐I'm stronger than her.
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I'm sorry, she's
completely harmless.
It's fine.
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No, I'm not, I'm not!
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I've killed hundreds!
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Give me that thing.
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(screaming)
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There's your secret
fucking handshake!
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(crying)
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Wolf.
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What?
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I didn't kill him.
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♪
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Yes.
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Get me the police.
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(crying)
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♪
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Yeah, what?
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It's Rick.
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Some motherfucker
just rolled in here
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on stolen Double D bikes.
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Yeah, that's the guys
who jumped us.
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Where did they go?
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Caltech.
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Kill them all, man.
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Avenge my fingers!
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♪
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All right, I'm
going to assume
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that you guys
have never been
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to a frat party before.
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I haven't either,
so that's okay.
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However, I have
seen Animal House,
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which basically
makes me an expert.
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The most important thing
is once you're inside,
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you blend in.
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Just follow my lead, okay?
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All right, we got this.
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♪
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♪ Light the candles
on the cake ♪
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♪ We're going to celebrate ♪
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Okay, maybe we
don't got this.
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You guys must be looking
for Delta Phi Tau.
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‐That's across the street.
‐Um...
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Actually, we were
kind of hoping
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that maybe tonight,
we could celebrate
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this great
achievement of mankind
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here with you guys
at Phi Phi Gamma!
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You know, it must be
nice to have the freedom
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to just walk into
whatever house you want,
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to call the cops and
actually have them show up
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after you've been
repeatedly harassed
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and threatened by
your fellow students.
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Even at Caltech?
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Just because these
people are nerds
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doesn't mean
they're not racist!
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We know things
will get better,
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but until that day comes,
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we're just going
to have to serve
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and protect ourselves.
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Understand, Colonel Sanders?
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♪
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I guess I am kind
of dressed like him.
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Are you blocking
his cock right now?
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Because it seems like
he's blocking yours.
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Brother Tyler,
everything okay?
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That's what I'm trying to
figure out, Brother Kronish.
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♪
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Kronish.
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‐Take it easy, soldier.
‐I can't.
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He's the father
of the mutant race
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that destroys mankind.
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He's right in front of me.
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You guys look
like nice folks,
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but this is an
invite‐only party.
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If you want to
stay for a beer,
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stay for a beer, but then‐‐
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You and your mutant
race deserves to die!
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Oh, my God!
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Great job, Wolf, you
just blew our cover.
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You know, it's going to
be really hard to blend in
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now that they think we're
all white supremacists.
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Why would skin color matter?
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That's nice, there's
no racism in the future?
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I've got it, let's just
camouflage our faces
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to look like them.
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Nice, Operation Black Face.
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This mud will
work on our faces.
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No, no, no, no, no
Operation Black Face.
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Says who?
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Says literally all of society.
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Look, I don't have time
to explain to you
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two centuries of
race relations.
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Clearly you guys
don't understand
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the complexity and
sensitivity of this time.
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I do, all right?
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You can't go around
breaking people's fingers,
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you can't go around trying
to steal people's babies,
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and you can't tell people
they're from a mutant race!
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Not only is it
morally reprehensible,
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it's also jeopardizing
this whole mission!
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We need another plan.
269
00:10:08,455 --> 00:10:14,836
♪
270
00:10:14,836 --> 00:10:18,006
Houston, we have a solution.
271
00:10:18,006 --> 00:10:21,171
♪
272
00:10:21,171 --> 00:10:22,677
Right. Of course, you
don't get that.
273
00:10:22,677 --> 00:10:25,221
Okay, this is
now a solo mission
274
00:10:25,221 --> 00:10:26,765
to the moon landing party.
275
00:10:26,765 --> 00:10:27,974
I'm gonna go inside,
276
00:10:27,974 --> 00:10:32,062
infiltrate, and assume
Lamar's identity.
277
00:10:32,062 --> 00:10:33,438
Okay, what do we do?
278
00:10:33,438 --> 00:10:36,483
Cockblocking, as you
may or may not know,
279
00:10:36,483 --> 00:10:38,902
is a very delicate
and intricate maneuver.
280
00:10:38,902 --> 00:10:41,738
It requires absolute
concentration at all times.
281
00:10:41,738 --> 00:10:44,741
Once inside, I can have
zero interference, okay?
282
00:10:44,741 --> 00:10:46,576
You guys just stay out here.
283
00:10:46,576 --> 00:10:47,619
So you're
saying we should
284
00:10:47,619 --> 00:10:48,828
secure the perimeter.
285
00:10:48,828 --> 00:10:51,081
Yes, yes, secure
the perimeter.
286
00:10:51,081 --> 00:10:53,333
And whatever you do,
just don't come inside.
287
00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:54,751
Okay, we'll build a barricade
288
00:10:54,751 --> 00:10:56,544
and secure the perimeter.
289
00:10:56,544 --> 00:10:58,546
We won't fail
you, Future Man.
290
00:10:58,546 --> 00:11:02,092
♪
291
00:11:02,092 --> 00:11:04,678
All right, Dr. Kronish,
where are you?
292
00:11:04,678 --> 00:11:07,013
♪
293
00:11:07,013 --> 00:11:08,598
Where is he?
294
00:11:08,598 --> 00:11:10,308
I'm at a party.
295
00:11:10,308 --> 00:11:11,851
This is normal.
296
00:11:11,851 --> 00:11:16,940
♪
297
00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:19,401
Barbarella, herpes girl!
298
00:11:21,111 --> 00:11:23,154
Pledge Lamar,
where have you been?
299
00:11:24,781 --> 00:11:26,616
The fuck, man, you
forget how to talk?
300
00:11:26,616 --> 00:11:27,784
What you talking about, man?
301
00:11:27,784 --> 00:11:28,827
I was outside!
302
00:11:28,827 --> 00:11:30,328
What's wrong with your voice?
303
00:11:30,328 --> 00:11:31,496
It's the helmet.
304
00:11:31,496 --> 00:11:32,580
What do I normally sound like?
305
00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:34,457
Like the square
from Connecticut!
306
00:11:34,457 --> 00:11:36,793
‐Oh, thank God.
‐Man, you're fucked up.
307
00:11:36,793 --> 00:11:39,754
♪
308
00:11:39,754 --> 00:11:41,464
‐Lamar!
‐No!
309
00:11:41,464 --> 00:11:43,466
‐Yeah?
‐I was just telling Malcolm
310
00:11:43,466 --> 00:11:46,136
about that hilarious
Bill Cosby routine you do!
311
00:11:46,136 --> 00:11:47,971
The one where he jokes
about putting Spanish fly
312
00:11:47,971 --> 00:11:50,432
in the girls' drinks.
313
00:11:50,432 --> 00:11:51,433
He joked about that?
314
00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:52,642
Yeah, Lamar, do the bit, man!
315
00:11:52,642 --> 00:11:54,853
‐It's my birthday!
‐Uhh.
316
00:11:54,853 --> 00:11:57,856
It's his birthday
wish, man, do it!
317
00:11:57,856 --> 00:12:09,019
♪
318
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,469
Fire.
319
00:12:15,165 --> 00:12:19,878
139 missions,
217 confirmed kills...
320
00:12:21,254 --> 00:12:23,048
and we're holding
the goddamn perimeter.
321
00:12:23,048 --> 00:12:24,382
It's fucking pointless.
322
00:12:24,382 --> 00:12:25,467
Do you have a problem, soldier?
323
00:12:25,467 --> 00:12:27,343
Yeah, yeah,
I've got a problem.
324
00:12:27,343 --> 00:12:29,763
The Tiger I know
doesn't stand down.
325
00:12:29,763 --> 00:12:31,890
She fights, she leads.
326
00:12:31,890 --> 00:12:33,683
She kills without mercy.
327
00:12:33,683 --> 00:12:35,518
She doesn't take orders
from little fucking boys.
328
00:12:35,518 --> 00:12:37,228
Well, that was before
a whole unit died
329
00:12:37,228 --> 00:12:38,772
because of me.
330
00:12:40,982 --> 00:12:43,234
Wait, because of you?
331
00:12:43,234 --> 00:12:45,153
Are you the one
that shot them?
332
00:12:45,153 --> 00:12:46,696
Stabbed them?
333
00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:49,199
Raised their lifeless
bodies on flagpoles
334
00:12:49,199 --> 00:12:51,534
for all the world to see?
335
00:12:51,534 --> 00:12:53,203
Fed their innards to dogs,
336
00:12:53,203 --> 00:12:56,456
made ceremonial mugs
out of their skulls?
337
00:12:56,456 --> 00:13:00,752
No, hey, that wasn't you.
338
00:13:00,752 --> 00:13:03,880
That was the fucking Biotics.
339
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,340
God, you don't
get it, do you?
340
00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:07,050
When you plan a
mission for years,
341
00:13:07,050 --> 00:13:08,968
and then 43 of
your 44 commandos
342
00:13:08,968 --> 00:13:10,386
die on that mission,
343
00:13:10,386 --> 00:13:13,389
you feel a little
responsible, Wolf.
344
00:13:13,389 --> 00:13:14,933
But if he succeeds in there,
345
00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:17,268
then our team wouldn't
have died in vain.
346
00:13:17,268 --> 00:13:18,728
Like it or not,
he got us here.
347
00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:20,230
He knows this time.
348
00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:23,399
All we've been doing
is just fucking shit up.
349
00:13:23,399 --> 00:13:25,568
Have we been
fucking shit up?
350
00:13:25,568 --> 00:13:33,118
♪
351
00:13:33,118 --> 00:13:34,994
Still think the
perimeter's pointless?
352
00:13:34,994 --> 00:13:36,746
Okay.
353
00:13:36,746 --> 00:13:39,707
Okay, maybe there is
something to this guy.
354
00:13:39,707 --> 00:13:42,460
We got a‐‐I'm not
really sure what this is.
355
00:13:47,006 --> 00:13:49,133
I think I've got a match
on the canner suspects.
356
00:13:49,133 --> 00:13:50,552
Yeah, we've got a
guy in a cowboy hat
357
00:13:50,552 --> 00:13:51,761
and a girl with purple hair.
358
00:13:51,761 --> 00:13:53,638
I think it's the guys
who killed Santiago.
359
00:13:53,638 --> 00:13:59,018
♪
360
00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:04,148
First you take the Jell‐O
and you shake it up
361
00:14:04,148 --> 00:14:05,775
and it gets more gelatinous,
362
00:14:05,775 --> 00:14:07,694
and then you take
the Spanish fly
363
00:14:07,694 --> 00:14:09,279
and you put it in the Jell‐O,
364
00:14:09,279 --> 00:14:11,197
and you give it to
the unsuspecting lady,
365
00:14:11,197 --> 00:14:13,491
and the lady goes "Wooo!"
366
00:14:13,491 --> 00:14:16,494
Okay, I mean, it's a
pretty good impression,
367
00:14:16,494 --> 00:14:18,788
but what do Bill
Cosby and Jell‐O
368
00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:20,623
have to do with each other?
369
00:14:20,623 --> 00:14:21,666
You told that joke so bad,
370
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:23,751
it made me not
like Bill Cosby.
371
00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:25,712
All right, well,
get used to that.
372
00:14:25,712 --> 00:14:27,380
Uh, can I go now?
373
00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:28,673
Uh... Yeah, man.
374
00:14:28,673 --> 00:14:30,008
Happy birthday!
375
00:14:30,008 --> 00:14:32,343
♪
376
00:14:32,343 --> 00:14:33,761
Fuck!
377
00:14:33,761 --> 00:14:34,971
No!
378
00:14:34,971 --> 00:14:44,314
♪
379
00:14:44,314 --> 00:14:46,316
Move, motherfuckers!
380
00:14:46,316 --> 00:14:55,658
♪
381
00:14:55,658 --> 00:14:57,869
Oh, I‐‐I am‐‐
I am so sorry!
382
00:14:57,869 --> 00:14:59,662
Let me‐‐
Let me get that for you.
383
00:14:59,662 --> 00:15:01,915
Oh, my God, I just‐‐
I made it worse.
384
00:15:01,915 --> 00:15:03,958
‐I'm sorry.
‐Mistakes happen, Pledge.
385
00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:06,502
‐Yeah.
‐Just, uh...
386
00:15:08,828 --> 00:15:09,839
Right.
387
00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:11,674
♪
388
00:15:11,674 --> 00:15:13,843
Sorry about that.
389
00:15:13,843 --> 00:15:15,553
That reefer made me thirsty!
390
00:15:15,553 --> 00:15:18,640
Oh, well let me wet
your beautiful beak.
391
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:22,185
Jesus, it's like this
motherfucker wants herpes.
392
00:15:22,185 --> 00:15:24,395
(grunting)
393
00:15:24,395 --> 00:15:26,022
I can explain.
394
00:15:26,022 --> 00:15:28,274
Please do.
395
00:15:28,274 --> 00:15:30,985
There was a bee that
just flew right in the cup.
396
00:15:30,985 --> 00:15:32,195
‐A bee.
‐Yeah.
397
00:15:32,195 --> 00:15:35,031
Well, where the fuck is it?
398
00:15:35,031 --> 00:15:37,075
It muh‐‐
must've flown away.
399
00:15:37,075 --> 00:15:40,536
♪
400
00:15:40,536 --> 00:15:42,872
I need you to fly away.
401
00:15:42,872 --> 00:15:46,709
I am trying to
fuck Barbarella here.
402
00:15:46,709 --> 00:15:48,169
Are you sure you
want to do that?
403
00:15:48,169 --> 00:15:50,213
'Cause I heard a
rumor that she's got‐‐
404
00:15:50,213 --> 00:15:51,714
Oh, no, no,
stop, stop, stop.
405
00:15:51,714 --> 00:15:53,299
Stop it right there.
406
00:15:53,299 --> 00:15:57,011
Whatever she's got,
oh, I want.
407
00:15:57,011 --> 00:15:58,262
Now I didn't want
to have to do this
408
00:15:58,262 --> 00:15:59,555
on the night of
the moon landing,
409
00:15:59,555 --> 00:16:02,308
but you just earned yourself
bathroom duty, Pledge!
410
00:16:02,308 --> 00:16:04,310
You dig?
411
00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:05,561
I dig.
412
00:16:05,561 --> 00:16:07,730
There's Skarsgaard.
413
00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:08,564
Where are they?
414
00:16:08,564 --> 00:16:09,649
Let's get them!
415
00:16:09,649 --> 00:16:11,609
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
slow down, rook.
416
00:16:11,609 --> 00:16:14,404
They're down behind
that weird barricade
417
00:16:14,404 --> 00:16:16,364
right in front of the
negro fraternity house.
418
00:16:16,364 --> 00:16:17,448
Shit.
419
00:16:17,448 --> 00:16:18,866
Those guys called
us about 20 times
420
00:16:18,866 --> 00:16:21,953
about being harassed,
and we just ignored it.
421
00:16:21,953 --> 00:16:24,080
Can't ignore this.
422
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:27,375
♪
423
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:32,380
I'm Lieutenant Miller,
Pasadena Police Department!
424
00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:34,340
Draw down your weapons
and put your hands
425
00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:35,675
above your head!
426
00:16:35,675 --> 00:16:36,676
No!
427
00:16:36,676 --> 00:16:38,136
This house is
under our control.
428
00:16:38,136 --> 00:16:40,138
None shall pass.
429
00:16:40,138 --> 00:16:42,140
We've got a
hostage situation.
430
00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:44,367
Probably racially motivated.
431
00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:45,727
Yeah, well...
432
00:16:45,727 --> 00:16:48,980
Last thing we need is
another Watts on our hands.
433
00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:50,523
What is it you want?
434
00:16:50,523 --> 00:16:51,691
Money?
435
00:16:51,691 --> 00:16:55,820
‐What's money?
‐Oh, fuck.
436
00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,113
They're commies!
437
00:16:58,156 --> 00:16:59,407
We have no leverage.
438
00:16:59,407 --> 00:17:01,159
I've got your
leverage right here.
439
00:17:01,159 --> 00:17:02,452
These bastards
killed my partner.
440
00:17:02,452 --> 00:17:03,953
Why are we even
negotiating with them?
441
00:17:03,953 --> 00:17:05,455
Get a hold of yourself, rook.
442
00:17:05,455 --> 00:17:08,166
I'm trying to prevent
a race riot over here.
443
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:10,710
♪
444
00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:12,628
I'm still the janitor?
God!
445
00:17:12,628 --> 00:17:24,849
♪
446
00:17:24,849 --> 00:17:27,310
Ah, shit, dirty dancing.
447
00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:31,814
♪
448
00:17:31,814 --> 00:17:35,151
Do you mind if I
dance with your date?
449
00:17:35,151 --> 00:17:36,486
Of course I mind.
450
00:17:36,486 --> 00:17:40,406
Why wouldn't I mind?
451
00:17:40,406 --> 00:17:42,492
Damn, Kronish,
you've got moves!
452
00:17:42,492 --> 00:17:44,660
♪
453
00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:45,620
Here's a little something
454
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:47,372
I brought with me
from the future.
455
00:17:47,372 --> 00:17:50,666
♪
456
00:17:50,666 --> 00:17:52,085
This is called
the Running Man!
457
00:17:52,085 --> 00:17:53,503
I just invented it!
458
00:17:53,503 --> 00:17:55,671
I don't know what
you're talking about,
459
00:17:55,671 --> 00:17:56,714
but I like your moves!
460
00:17:56,714 --> 00:17:57,840
You know I'm the best dancer
461
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,008
in this fraternity, right?
462
00:17:59,008 --> 00:18:03,179
♪
463
00:18:03,179 --> 00:18:04,806
Oh, no, they're
totally in sync!
464
00:18:04,806 --> 00:18:06,349
Uh... here!
Check this move out!
465
00:18:06,349 --> 00:18:07,850
Woo!
466
00:18:09,477 --> 00:18:10,853
Hey, ho!
467
00:18:10,853 --> 00:18:15,024
♪
468
00:18:15,024 --> 00:18:17,819
Why are you doing this?
469
00:18:17,819 --> 00:18:20,279
Just stop while you're ahead!
470
00:18:20,279 --> 00:18:21,864
What the fuck?
471
00:18:21,864 --> 00:18:24,033
Oh, shit, Jesus Christ!
472
00:18:24,033 --> 00:18:26,994
♪
473
00:18:26,994 --> 00:18:29,038
All right, we don't know
474
00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:33,751
what a phaso
shaft scraper is,
475
00:18:33,751 --> 00:18:35,378
but we are working
on getting you
476
00:18:35,378 --> 00:18:38,965
your jug of clean water,
477
00:18:38,965 --> 00:18:41,509
one plump cat,
478
00:18:41,509 --> 00:18:44,053
100 yards of netting,
479
00:18:44,053 --> 00:18:47,807
and various historical
textbooks of the era.
480
00:18:47,807 --> 00:18:49,892
Don't forget the pickles!
481
00:18:49,892 --> 00:18:51,352
The green kind!
482
00:18:51,352 --> 00:18:53,354
Look, this is gonna
take a little while!
483
00:18:53,354 --> 00:18:55,022
Good!
484
00:18:55,022 --> 00:18:56,315
It's working.
485
00:18:56,315 --> 00:18:58,568
(motors buzzing)
486
00:18:58,568 --> 00:19:01,946
("Whipping Post,"
Allman Brothers Band)
487
00:19:01,946 --> 00:19:09,412
♪
488
00:19:09,412 --> 00:19:11,914
Everybody just sit tight.
489
00:19:11,914 --> 00:19:13,458
Don't move.
490
00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:22,967
♪
491
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:25,595
Hey, pigs.
492
00:19:25,595 --> 00:19:27,513
We pay you for a reason,
493
00:19:27,513 --> 00:19:29,098
now back off.
494
00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:31,559
We want the people behind
that weird garbage wall.
495
00:19:31,559 --> 00:19:34,479
We've gonna have
words with them.
496
00:19:34,479 --> 00:19:36,898
We know you pay us very well,
497
00:19:36,898 --> 00:19:39,817
but we've got a sensitive
hostage situation here.
498
00:19:39,817 --> 00:19:42,153
They stole our bikes.
499
00:19:42,153 --> 00:19:44,530
They fucked up
Rick's fingers.
500
00:19:45,698 --> 00:19:47,450
Vacate the premises.
501
00:19:47,450 --> 00:19:49,952
Hand them over and we will.
502
00:19:49,952 --> 00:19:51,287
No.
503
00:19:51,287 --> 00:19:52,830
Go away.
504
00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:55,166
(yelling)
505
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:57,126
(grunting)
506
00:19:57,126 --> 00:20:01,464
♪
507
00:20:01,464 --> 00:20:04,133
Hey, come here, follow me!
508
00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:06,260
Now is our chance
for payback, all right?
509
00:20:06,260 --> 00:20:08,304
This one is for Santiago.
510
00:20:08,304 --> 00:20:09,805
Let's go!
511
00:20:09,805 --> 00:20:11,641
♪
512
00:20:11,641 --> 00:20:12,767
They're trying to breach.
513
00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:13,768
Nice.
514
00:20:13,768 --> 00:20:16,312
‐Remember.
‐I know.
515
00:20:16,312 --> 00:20:18,189
Everything but killing.
516
00:20:18,189 --> 00:20:21,567
♪
517
00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:23,653
(gunshot)
518
00:20:23,653 --> 00:20:25,488
(grunting)
519
00:20:25,488 --> 00:20:52,056
♪
520
00:20:52,056 --> 00:20:53,432
Hey!
521
00:20:53,432 --> 00:20:59,522
Santiago!
522
00:20:59,522 --> 00:21:08,573
♪
523
00:21:08,573 --> 00:21:09,740
Superman that hoe!
524
00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:11,867
Woo, Superman that hoe!
525
00:21:11,867 --> 00:21:13,244
Superman that hoe!
526
00:21:13,244 --> 00:21:14,495
What about the crowd, Lamar?
527
00:21:14,495 --> 00:21:16,747
I'm taking the
whole crowd with me!
528
00:21:16,747 --> 00:21:20,376
♪
529
00:21:20,376 --> 00:21:22,712
Oh, God, he's got the crowd!
530
00:21:22,712 --> 00:21:27,717
♪
531
00:21:27,717 --> 00:21:30,595
It's one small step for man...
532
00:21:32,388 --> 00:21:34,390
Oh, my God, of course.
533
00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:39,895
♪
534
00:21:39,895 --> 00:21:41,439
Thank you, Michael.
535
00:21:41,439 --> 00:21:42,476
♪
536
00:21:42,476 --> 00:21:44,191
Hee-hee!
537
00:21:44,191 --> 00:21:45,610
Hoo‐hoo!
538
00:21:45,610 --> 00:21:49,035
♪
539
00:21:49,035 --> 00:21:51,699
Hoo‐hoo!
Ha!
540
00:21:51,699 --> 00:21:53,576
Toe, slide, heel.
541
00:21:53,576 --> 00:21:54,785
Heel, slide.
542
00:21:54,785 --> 00:21:57,747
Heel, slide.
543
00:21:57,747 --> 00:21:59,722
Hoo‐hoo!
Ha!
544
00:22:02,585 --> 00:22:04,879
(cheering)
545
00:22:08,633 --> 00:22:10,343
I won, it worked!
546
00:22:10,343 --> 00:22:12,428
I won a dance‐off.
547
00:22:12,428 --> 00:22:13,679
Yo, Tito!
548
00:22:13,679 --> 00:22:14,764
You know that
new dance move
549
00:22:14,764 --> 00:22:16,807
your little brother
Michael was looking for?
550
00:22:16,807 --> 00:22:19,060
Well, wait till you see this!
551
00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:21,687
I'll describe it to you!
552
00:22:21,687 --> 00:22:24,565
If you fuck half
as good as you dance,
553
00:22:24,565 --> 00:22:27,276
I'm gonna be
one happy girl.
554
00:22:27,276 --> 00:22:29,612
(chanting "Lamar!")
555
00:22:29,612 --> 00:22:30,947
♪
556
00:22:30,947 --> 00:22:31,947
I did it!
557
00:22:31,947 --> 00:22:33,616
I cockblocked him!
558
00:22:33,616 --> 00:22:35,951
(chanting continues)
559
00:22:35,951 --> 00:22:42,291
♪
560
00:22:42,291 --> 00:22:44,418
What's going on?
561
00:22:44,418 --> 00:22:46,462
Why is everyone
chanting my name?
562
00:22:46,462 --> 00:22:49,382
‐Oh, no.
‐If that's Lamar,
563
00:22:49,382 --> 00:22:51,092
then who the fuck is that?
564
00:22:51,092 --> 00:22:52,885
Oh, shit.
565
00:22:52,885 --> 00:22:55,554
No, no!
566
00:22:55,554 --> 00:22:56,972
Colonel Sanders?
567
00:22:56,972 --> 00:23:00,017
(grunting)
568
00:23:05,314 --> 00:23:07,316
Oh, shit, it's the cops!
569
00:23:07,316 --> 00:23:08,901
(gasping)
570
00:23:08,901 --> 00:23:10,486
But they're
attacking white people!
571
00:23:10,486 --> 00:23:13,781
(cheering)
572
00:23:13,781 --> 00:23:15,324
Wooo!
573
00:23:15,324 --> 00:23:21,497
♪
574
00:23:21,497 --> 00:23:22,873
Huh.
575
00:23:22,873 --> 00:23:24,667
A black apple.
576
00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:29,338
♪
577
00:23:29,338 --> 00:23:31,340
Oh, shit, oh,
shit, oh, shit!
578
00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:40,349
♪
579
00:23:40,349 --> 00:23:41,600
Jesus!
580
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:49,233
♪
581
00:23:49,233 --> 00:23:50,651
Tiger, Wolf!
582
00:23:50,651 --> 00:23:52,319
It's time to go!
583
00:23:52,319 --> 00:23:53,747
Future Man.
584
00:23:53,747 --> 00:23:54,751
Let's go!
585
00:23:54,751 --> 00:24:03,122
♪
586
00:24:03,122 --> 00:24:05,374
Hey, I gotta piss!
587
00:24:05,374 --> 00:24:07,710
♪
588
00:24:07,710 --> 00:24:10,045
Future Man, did the
cockblock maneuver work?
589
00:24:10,045 --> 00:24:12,298
Yes, it worked,
but we've gotta‐‐ we gotta go!
590
00:24:12,298 --> 00:24:14,049
Wolf, fire up the TTV.
591
00:24:14,049 --> 00:24:15,718
♪
592
00:24:15,718 --> 00:24:17,762
Shit, we've gotta‐‐
we gotta go!
What's the plan?
593
00:24:17,762 --> 00:24:19,638
‐Jump!
‐I can't jump!
594
00:24:19,638 --> 00:24:20,556
We need a better plan.
595
00:24:20,556 --> 00:24:22,558
You can do it, Future Man!
596
00:24:22,558 --> 00:24:24,170
♪
597
00:24:24,170 --> 00:24:25,186
Okay.
598
00:24:25,186 --> 00:24:27,432
(grunting)
599
00:24:27,432 --> 00:24:28,898
Wish I still had the helmet.
600
00:24:28,898 --> 00:24:31,150
Jump, we'll catch you!
601
00:24:31,150 --> 00:24:34,612
Catch me!
602
00:24:34,612 --> 00:24:35,988
(groaning)
603
00:24:35,988 --> 00:24:37,907
Right on my balls.
604
00:24:37,907 --> 00:24:39,283
Future Man, are you okay?
605
00:24:43,913 --> 00:24:45,706
♪
606
00:24:45,706 --> 00:24:47,541
Yeah.
607
00:24:47,541 --> 00:24:50,503
Yeah, I'm‐‐ I'm more than okay.
608
00:24:50,503 --> 00:24:51,504
I'm great!
609
00:24:51,504 --> 00:24:53,172
We did it!
610
00:24:53,172 --> 00:24:55,508
I cockblocked Kronish!
611
00:24:55,508 --> 00:24:57,510
I was wrong about you.
612
00:24:57,510 --> 00:24:59,261
You are the Savior.
613
00:24:59,261 --> 00:25:09,104
♪
614
00:25:09,104 --> 00:25:11,607
You did it.
615
00:25:11,607 --> 00:25:14,109
You saved the world.
616
00:25:14,109 --> 00:25:18,322
♪
617
00:25:18,322 --> 00:25:21,575
Ew! What the fuck is that?
618
00:25:21,575 --> 00:25:22,618
Did you just
really try to go
619
00:25:22,618 --> 00:25:24,286
rathole to rathole with me?
620
00:25:24,286 --> 00:25:25,871
I thought this
whole thing was‐‐
621
00:25:25,871 --> 00:25:27,581
You sick fuck.
622
00:25:27,581 --> 00:25:29,542
It's called a kiss!
623
00:25:29,542 --> 00:25:32,211
You‐‐you call your
mouths "ratholes"?
624
00:25:32,211 --> 00:25:33,170
What else would
you call the hole
625
00:25:33,170 --> 00:25:34,922
you shove rats into?
626
00:25:34,922 --> 00:25:37,424
It's does‐‐ doesn't matter,
okay, look, I‐‐
627
00:25:37,424 --> 00:25:39,635
I stopped Kronish
from getting herpes.
628
00:25:39,635 --> 00:25:41,262
♪
629
00:25:41,262 --> 00:25:42,596
I'm the Savior.
630
00:25:42,596 --> 00:25:55,484
♪
631
00:25:55,484 --> 00:25:57,319
Fuck me.
632
00:25:57,319 --> 00:26:00,197
♪