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(fire crackling)
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♪
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Over here.
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♪
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Leave it.
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Hey, just leave it!
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♪
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Behind the dumpster, quick!
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Get down, shh, shh.
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(dumpster rumbling)
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(children scream)
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Please, don't hurt them.
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(screaming)
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♪
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(gun charging)
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(laser blast)
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♪
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(flesh sizzling)
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♪
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Now that's what
I call a hole in one.
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(lasers whizzing)
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♪
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(popping and zapping)
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There's the shock.
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(heavy breathing)
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♪
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And awe.
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♪
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(explosion)
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♪
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Hey kid, I think
you dropped this.
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♪
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You're safe now.
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Can't say the same for
the rest of humanity.
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Who are you?
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‐I'm Future Man.
‐Joshy.
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‐No, I'm Future Man.
‐Joshy!
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‐Future Man.
‐Joshy?
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Joshy?
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Joshy!
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Joshy!
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Dad, you don't have
to wake me up, okay?
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I have an alarm clock.
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Yeah, but not one that
makes you pancakes.
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Come on, you little buddy boo.
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I'm an adult, you don't
have to make me pancakes!
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(joystick cracks)
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My joystick!
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♪
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(explosion)
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(door creaks)
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‐Yo!
‐Hey, Futterman!
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‐How you doing?
‐I'm doing good,
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uh, except I need
another joystick.
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Another one,
what happened?
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You spazz out
playing Biotic Wars?
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Smash your joystick...again?
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Why you still playing
that stupid game?
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I know why.
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Because he spanks it
to this one‐‐Tiger!
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That is not true, I do
not spank it to Tiger.
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Dude, you spank it
to Tiger so much,
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your right hand should
be called Siegfried, man.
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Bam, you like that?
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I've been working
on my slams.
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Look, don't worry about it.
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We all jerk it
to video game people.
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I mean, she's not my type.
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I prefer Ms. Pac‐Man.
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Ms. Pac‐Man is married
to Mr. Pac‐Man.
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No, because then
she would be called
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Mrs. Pac‐Man,
not Ms. Pac‐Man.
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This is essentially
Pac‐Man's daughter.
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I'm fucking Pac‐Man's daughter
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under Pac‐Man's roof and
she's gobbling my dick like
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homp, homp, homp.
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Me personally, I've always
wanted to fuck Luigi.
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I love Italian dick.
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I bet Luigi's dick,
the whole dick is hairy.
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The whole dick.
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He has a dragon
that shits eggs
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like a chicken,
that's fucking dope.
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Look, Luigi wouldn't last
one day in the Biotic Wars.
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And, by the way, think about
Super Mario Bros. as a whole.
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It's a ridiculous game,
it makes no sense at all.
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What do you mean,
what do you mean?
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What do you mean,
"What do you mean"?
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Bowser builds a castle,
he knows there's little
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Italian plumbers that
are trying to stop him,
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but yet he makes
these giant green pipes
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that lead right inside.
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‐That makes no sense.
‐No, 'cause it's destiny.
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‐Destiny?!
‐That's how you know
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it's meant to be,
he had big pipes.
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And the one thing
he didn't see coming
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was two Italian plumbers that
fit exactly in those pipes.
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Those games suck, come on!
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Your games suck.
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Yeah, your game is
literally unbeatable.
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That is why I play it,
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because it's unbeatable.
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Think about it.
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How many people
have beaten Halo?
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How many people have
beaten Call of Duty
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or BioShock?
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I play this game because
no one has beaten it.
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Why would I want to beat a
game that everyone can beat?
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There's nothing
special about that.
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That's a true truth.
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Okay, I don't
have time for this,
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I have to get to the lab.
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Yeah, have fun
saving the world.
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♪
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Earth 2162.
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The human race is on
the brink of extinction.
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The Biotics, a super
race immune to disease,
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have released
a deadly virus
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killing nearly
all of Earth's
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40 billion inhabitants.
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(clatter)
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♪
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Hey Carl.
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Hey, Josh, how are you?
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Living the dream.
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♪
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What's left of humanity
hangs on by a thread,
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defended by a small army
known as the Resistance.
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I'm Tiger, this is Wolf.
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You're our newest recruit.
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Come fight.
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Welcome to the Resistance.
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♪
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Would you like to load
previous game, Future Man?
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Yes, I would.
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Let's fuck this place up.
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Rip his fucking dick off!
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Weapon upgrade,
X28 Psychoblaster.
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Nice, X28 Psychoblaster.
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Enemy vehicle approaching.
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Use your subatomic
sensor mine.
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Thank you for that, Wolf.
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‐Blow 'em back to hell.
‐Yeah, hoo!
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Come on, come on,
come on, yes!
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‐I live for blood!
‐Hey, Josh.
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Hoo, how long have
you been in here, buddy?
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It smells bad.
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You know you're surrounded
by cleaning supplies, right?
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Yeah, yeah, no, I know,
I just‐‐I'm in the middle
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of something right now, man.
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Look, buddy, I hate
to tell you this,
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but you might have
an unhealthy obsession
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with this video game.
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It's not unhealthy.
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So that's not a water bottle
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filled with your piss so you
don't have to stop playing?
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No. No, it's‐‐it's‐‐
It's apple juice.
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‐Why don't you take a sip?
‐'Cause I'm not thirsty.
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You're so thirsty right now,
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‐and you love apple juice.
‐Not that much.
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It's your third
favorite juice.
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Not thirsty, dude.
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Then why you sweating right now?
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You parched,
you want a sip?
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Nope.
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'Cause it's piss.
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Anyway, what level are you on?
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‐Hoo, 83.
‐83?
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‐Yep, yep.
‐That's the one
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you always die on, right?
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It is, and every time
I come back with more
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and more weapons, however...
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I have never made it
this far with this many
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weapons in my arsenal.
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Get ready to witness history.
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♪
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‐Kill 'em all!
‐To the left, to the left!
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I'm dead.
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That was fast!
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So brutal.
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They took all your limbs.
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Yeah, they always do.
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Well, at least it helped
me take my mind off
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all the shits I have
to plunge for a while.
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I am so glad
you said that
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'cause I did not
have a graceful way
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to segue into this, um,
but there's actually
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more shits for you
to plunge, buddy.
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I'm sorry.
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It's okay, man,
it's not your fault.
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Well, actually,
one of 'em was.
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♪
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♪ Got a good thing ♪
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♪
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♪ Got a good thing ♪
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♪
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♪ Got a good thing going,
got a good thing going ♪♪
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If you were as good at
cleaning as you are at leering,
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you'd be a pretty
good janitor.
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But you aren't.
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You are a shitty janitor.
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Dr. Camillo, please,
just give me a break.
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Oh, we gave Dr. Yakamura
a break to his collar bone
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when he slipped
on your wet floor
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and broke all my samples.
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I'm really sorry, Stu.
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Sorry doesn't re‐swab
those urethras.
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Do you think I like
swabbing urethras?
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Guess it depends
on the urethra.
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Nope, they're all bad.
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But I swab them
all the same
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because it's my job,
which is actually
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really, really important,
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unlike your job, which
could be done by a Roomba.
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That's enough, Dr. Camillo.
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I'm sorry, Dr. Kronish.
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The custodial staff
doesn't work for you,
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they work for me,
as do you.
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And if you want
to keep working for me,
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I suggest less tongue‐lashing
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and more urethra‐swabbing.
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Now, off you go,
swab, swab.
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Right away, sir.
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Whoa, thank you.
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I'd fire that jackass,
but goddamn he knows
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his way around
a herpes culture.
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Sorry.
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Oh, no, no, no, go on.
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Go on, get a good look.
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It's what we're fighting here,
the good fight.
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Hey, you know what they say,
keep your friends close,
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‐but your enemies on your lip.
‐Hmmm.
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Nice one.
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I was looking for
a closer for my toast
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at the Christmas party.
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You mind if I use that?
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‐Oh, yeah, it's all you.
‐What's your name again?
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‐Uh, Futterman.
‐Futterman.
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Come take a walk with me.
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Now, they call it
herpes simplex,
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but there's nothing
simple about it.
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I have been studying this
virus for over 40 years
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seeking a cure.
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It's why I became
a scientist.
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Dr. Benson.
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When's the last time
this possum ejaculated?
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‐Three hours, sir.
‐Perfect.
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Now, what was
I talking about?
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‐Uh, herpes.
‐Oh, yes, of course.
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I'll never forget the
night I contracted it.
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It was the night
of the moon landing.
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There was a big party
at the Pi Pi Gamma house
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at Caltech.
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The night of the moon landing?
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‐Hmm.
‐That is an historic moment
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to contract herpes.
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Oh, you should've been there.
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Maybe you could've
warned me that beneath
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that cherry red lipstick,
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Barbarella had
an HSV‐1 outbreak.
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Couldn't see it.
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‐Look at this monstrosity.
‐Oh, no, it's not that bad.
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I mean, actually,
it's like some people
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look good with a bald head,
264
00:10:00,614 --> 00:10:02,743
and you look good
with a cold sore.
265
00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:05,624
So actually the way the
light's hitting it right now,
266
00:10:05,749 --> 00:10:06,876
it's kind of beautiful.
267
00:10:07,001 --> 00:10:09,757
One day, I'm gonna
find a cure
268
00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,134
for this hideous blemish.
269
00:10:11,259 --> 00:10:12,888
Just have to keep
trying new formulas.
270
00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,767
Well, it's like
Einstein said,
271
00:10:14,892 --> 00:10:17,271
"Insanity is doing the
same thing over and over
272
00:10:17,397 --> 00:10:19,401
expecting a different result."
273
00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:20,487
Thanks, Dr. Kronish.
274
00:10:20,529 --> 00:10:24,118
Oh, now, call me Elias.
275
00:10:24,202 --> 00:10:25,580
(chuckles)
276
00:10:25,622 --> 00:10:34,097
♪
277
00:10:34,138 --> 00:10:36,352
Janitor Futterman to
the executive restroom.
278
00:10:36,394 --> 00:10:39,525
You are needed in
the executive restroom.
279
00:10:39,608 --> 00:10:43,866
There is a...big problem.
280
00:10:46,872 --> 00:10:48,293
Josh, what's wrong?
281
00:10:48,376 --> 00:10:50,170
You barely touched
your salmon.
282
00:10:50,297 --> 00:10:52,801
Can...can I have it?
283
00:10:52,884 --> 00:10:54,262
Yeah.
284
00:10:59,315 --> 00:11:02,028
Did you guys ever
think that I'd be doing
285
00:11:02,069 --> 00:11:03,323
something more with my life?
286
00:11:03,448 --> 00:11:05,910
What are you
talking about, Joshy?
287
00:11:05,994 --> 00:11:08,791
You work for one of the top
sexual disease centers
288
00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:09,793
in the country!
289
00:11:09,918 --> 00:11:11,046
Every day you walk into work,
290
00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,424
you're curing disease.
291
00:11:12,549 --> 00:11:15,054
I mean, I'm not
curing disease.
292
00:11:15,137 --> 00:11:17,559
But you're cleaning up
after the people who are.
293
00:11:17,684 --> 00:11:19,813
Yeah, and literally
anybody could do that job.
294
00:11:19,938 --> 00:11:21,317
Well, if you don't like it,
you can always do
295
00:11:21,442 --> 00:11:23,321
something else,
you can do anything
296
00:11:23,404 --> 00:11:24,782
you set your mind to.
297
00:11:24,823 --> 00:11:26,076
We've always told you that.
298
00:11:26,159 --> 00:11:27,954
Yeah, you have,
but it's not true.
299
00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,917
I mean, considering
that I have a shitty job,
300
00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:31,337
and I still live at
home with my parents,
301
00:11:31,462 --> 00:11:32,673
and I didn't set
my mind to that.
302
00:11:32,714 --> 00:11:34,468
Okay, I'm gonna be
the bigger man here
303
00:11:34,551 --> 00:11:36,847
and not tell you how much
that emotionally winded me.
304
00:11:36,972 --> 00:11:38,851
I know, I'm sorry,
I didn't mean it like that.
305
00:11:38,976 --> 00:11:39,978
And I instantly forgive you,
306
00:11:40,062 --> 00:11:41,231
that's how family works.
307
00:11:41,357 --> 00:11:42,734
And there's nothing
weird about living
308
00:11:42,818 --> 00:11:43,695
in your childhood home.
309
00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:44,863
This is my childhood home,
310
00:11:44,988 --> 00:11:46,534
and I live here.
311
00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,161
This is a Futterman house.
312
00:11:48,203 --> 00:11:50,040
I was conceived right
upstairs in the same room
313
00:11:50,082 --> 00:11:51,209
where I sleep
with your mother.
314
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:52,671
The same room you
were conceived in.
315
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:53,840
Gross, Dad, come on.
316
00:11:53,965 --> 00:11:56,052
And one day, God willing,
you'll conceive your own
317
00:11:56,094 --> 00:11:57,723
little Futterman
in that same room.
318
00:11:57,806 --> 00:11:59,977
You should be encouraging
me to get out of the house!
319
00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:01,104
But we don't want
you to leave.
320
00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:02,733
What about your video game?
321
00:12:02,816 --> 00:12:03,985
You're the best at it, right?
322
00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:05,864
Doesn't that make
you feel special?
323
00:12:05,989 --> 00:12:07,241
It's a video game.
324
00:12:07,325 --> 00:12:08,578
It's not real,
it's just an escape.
325
00:12:08,619 --> 00:12:11,082
I'm not helping anybody
by playing video games.
326
00:12:13,253 --> 00:12:17,261
All right, I'm gonna
go play video games.
327
00:12:17,387 --> 00:12:19,391
Break their bodies!
328
00:12:19,516 --> 00:12:22,229
That's a clean break,
double points.
329
00:12:22,271 --> 00:12:25,152
Make it rain blood!
330
00:12:25,235 --> 00:12:26,530
‐Yes!
‐Level completed.
331
00:12:26,655 --> 00:12:28,743
Yes, yes, okay.
332
00:12:30,245 --> 00:12:33,753
Here we are, again.
333
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,257
Level 83.
334
00:12:36,383 --> 00:12:39,263
Every time I go in
there guns blazing,
335
00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:40,892
and every time I die.
336
00:12:40,975 --> 00:12:42,771
I can't keep doing
the same thing again and again
337
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,777
expecting different results.
338
00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:47,614
I gotta try
something different.
339
00:12:47,656 --> 00:12:56,799
♪
340
00:12:56,924 --> 00:12:59,053
Unequip all gear.
341
00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:05,692
♪
342
00:13:05,817 --> 00:13:07,069
Go, go, go!
343
00:13:07,152 --> 00:13:11,662
♪
344
00:13:11,787 --> 00:13:12,622
Oh, shit.
345
00:13:12,664 --> 00:13:14,668
Self‐destruct
sequence activated.
346
00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:16,045
‐Oh my God.
‐Five.
347
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,549
‐Go, go, go!
‐Four.
348
00:13:17,674 --> 00:13:18,551
‐Oh, my God, go!
‐Three.
349
00:13:18,634 --> 00:13:19,553
‐Go, go, go, go, go!
‐Two.
350
00:13:19,636 --> 00:13:20,930
Run, you little fucker, run!
351
00:13:21,014 --> 00:13:22,434
One.
352
00:13:22,517 --> 00:13:28,069
♪
353
00:13:28,194 --> 00:13:29,323
Congratulations.
354
00:13:29,406 --> 00:13:31,200
You have defeated
all of the Biotics
355
00:13:31,327 --> 00:13:32,704
and saved humanity.
356
00:13:32,787 --> 00:13:35,919
You are the savior.
357
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,341
Woo‐hoo‐hoo‐hoo‐hoo!
358
00:13:38,466 --> 00:13:40,218
Hey, guys!
359
00:13:40,303 --> 00:13:42,307
Guess what I did?
360
00:13:44,353 --> 00:13:45,730
Hello?
361
00:13:53,078 --> 00:13:56,919
‐Out to get snacks.
‐And explore!
362
00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,549
(sighs)
363
00:14:03,683 --> 00:14:06,355
All right, Siegfried,
you and me, pal.
364
00:14:09,235 --> 00:14:39,337
♪
365
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,882
Hey, Tiger.
366
00:14:41,007 --> 00:14:44,013
What are you doing
sniffing around these parts?
367
00:14:44,138 --> 00:14:46,852
Maybe it's because
I'm in heat.
368
00:14:46,894 --> 00:14:50,233
Heh, well then you're
in the right place
369
00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:51,862
'cause I'm in heat also.
370
00:14:51,904 --> 00:14:53,031
♪
371
00:14:53,156 --> 00:14:56,663
Although, technically,
male cats don't‐‐
372
00:14:56,747 --> 00:14:58,166
Fuck it, it doesn't matter.
373
00:14:58,292 --> 00:14:59,753
Doesn't fucking matter.
374
00:14:59,795 --> 00:15:11,944
♪
375
00:15:12,069 --> 00:15:13,322
Future Man.
376
00:15:13,447 --> 00:15:15,368
♪
377
00:15:15,409 --> 00:15:17,287
The fuck?
378
00:15:17,372 --> 00:15:19,292
Oh, I'm hit!
379
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:20,545
What the fuck?!
380
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,007
(clatter)
381
00:15:23,049 --> 00:15:24,761
What are you doing here,
who are you people?
382
00:15:24,803 --> 00:15:27,015
I'm Tiger, this is Wolf.
383
00:15:27,057 --> 00:15:30,314
We've come back
from the year 2162.
384
00:15:30,398 --> 00:15:32,777
You're gonna help us
save the world.
385
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:36,827
No, no, get out of here!
386
00:15:36,910 --> 00:15:38,037
What, do you expect me
to believe you guys
387
00:15:38,079 --> 00:15:39,457
are characters
from my video game?
388
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:41,545
It's more than just a game!
389
00:15:41,587 --> 00:15:43,465
God dammit, it's all over me!
390
00:15:43,549 --> 00:15:44,593
Relax.
391
00:15:44,676 --> 00:15:45,970
Wolf, it's just a little cum.
392
00:15:46,095 --> 00:15:48,350
‐It's a lot of cum!
‐Wolf!
393
00:15:48,434 --> 00:15:49,603
Listen carefully.
394
00:15:49,686 --> 00:15:51,982
Everything that happens
in the Biotic Wars is real.
395
00:15:52,065 --> 00:15:55,364
The Biotics,
the wars, everything.
396
00:15:55,448 --> 00:15:56,909
The game is a recruitment
and training tool
397
00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:59,038
sent back in time
to find the one person
398
00:15:59,079 --> 00:16:01,209
with the skills
to save us.
399
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,545
A savior.
400
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,215
♪
401
00:16:04,341 --> 00:16:06,428
It's you.
402
00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:09,726
You're the first and only person
to have beaten the game.
403
00:16:09,809 --> 00:16:19,955
♪
404
00:16:19,996 --> 00:16:21,875
That's The Last Starfighter.
405
00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:24,129
It's the exact same
plot as the movie.
406
00:16:24,255 --> 00:16:25,257
What's a movie?
407
00:16:25,341 --> 00:16:26,885
Okay, who put
you up to this?
408
00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:28,096
The guys in the
video game store?
409
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:29,098
Such dicks.
410
00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:30,601
Is this part of your
arsenal of weaponry?
411
00:16:30,643 --> 00:16:31,520
No, no, please don't.
412
00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:33,524
That's a signed
authen‐‐Oh, my God!
413
00:16:33,607 --> 00:16:35,235
I paid my only
bitcoin for that!
414
00:16:35,277 --> 00:16:36,655
Okay, listen, listen!
415
00:16:36,738 --> 00:16:38,534
I know this is a lot
for you to digest,
416
00:16:38,617 --> 00:16:39,703
but the clock is ticking
417
00:16:39,744 --> 00:16:41,247
and we have to do this.
418
00:16:41,373 --> 00:16:43,126
Do what?
419
00:16:43,209 --> 00:16:45,506
‐We're going to '69.
‐Beg your pardon?
420
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:47,385
I said we're going to '69.
421
00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:49,889
Uh, you and me are
gonna 69 right now?
422
00:16:50,015 --> 00:16:52,603
‐Yes, are you ready?
‐Okay.
423
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,607
Only, what's his
deal in all this?
424
00:16:54,649 --> 00:16:56,403
Is he gonna watch or...
425
00:16:56,486 --> 00:16:58,365
No, I'm going to
'69 with you too,
426
00:16:58,407 --> 00:17:00,118
make sure you
don't fuck it up.
427
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,663
No, he's right, we can't
do this without him.
428
00:17:01,705 --> 00:17:02,832
What the fuck are
you talking about?
429
00:17:02,957 --> 00:17:04,836
Going back in time to 1969
430
00:17:04,961 --> 00:17:06,798
to save the world.
431
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,344
Oh.
432
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,931
The year.
433
00:17:10,973 --> 00:17:13,102
(whirring)
434
00:17:13,186 --> 00:17:14,356
What's that supposed to be?
435
00:17:14,481 --> 00:17:16,233
It's a TTD,
time travel device.
436
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,987
That's a stupid name,
it looks like a fucking iPad.
437
00:17:18,112 --> 00:17:19,741
Don't fucking touch it!
438
00:17:19,783 --> 00:17:22,705
Do you know how many soldiers
we lost stealing this?
439
00:17:22,789 --> 00:17:23,707
Good men!
440
00:17:23,832 --> 00:17:25,419
Better fucking
men than you.
441
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:26,338
Wolf!
442
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,717
‐Stop it, we need him.
‐Do we?
443
00:17:28,801 --> 00:17:31,348
Are we really gonna waste
a leap on this fucking guy?
444
00:17:31,473 --> 00:17:33,226
We don't know
how many we have.
445
00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:36,190
Okay, so it's Last Starfighter
meets Quantum Leap now?
446
00:17:36,232 --> 00:17:37,360
Look, I'll give it
to you guys, all right?
447
00:17:37,485 --> 00:17:38,570
You're terrific actors,
448
00:17:38,612 --> 00:17:41,117
and your costumes
are impeccable,
449
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,745
but I'm not buying it, okay?
450
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,999
You just obviously researched
my love of video games
451
00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:47,003
and science fiction,
and are using it against me
452
00:17:47,087 --> 00:17:49,342
to trick me in a really,
really mean way.
453
00:17:49,384 --> 00:17:50,511
You're breaking and
entering right now.
454
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:51,888
You can't even be‐‐
455
00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:54,143
(whirring)
456
00:17:54,268 --> 00:17:55,270
What's happening?
457
00:17:55,354 --> 00:17:57,775
I have risked way
too much to get here.
458
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,529
We are not leaving without you.
459
00:17:59,654 --> 00:18:00,906
What's going on?
460
00:18:01,031 --> 00:18:03,704
(thunder and lightning)
461
00:18:03,745 --> 00:18:05,206
Oh, my God!
462
00:18:05,248 --> 00:18:07,252
Oh, oh shit.
463
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,505
Oh, shit!
464
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:16,228
♪
465
00:18:16,270 --> 00:18:17,773
Where's all my shit?
466
00:18:17,899 --> 00:18:18,901
Your shit's not here.
467
00:18:19,026 --> 00:18:20,529
We're not in
your room anymore.
468
00:18:20,613 --> 00:18:24,787
♪
469
00:18:24,913 --> 00:18:27,000
(muffled television noise)
470
00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:33,931
♪
471
00:18:34,056 --> 00:18:36,561
Altitude velocity lights.
472
00:18:36,645 --> 00:18:40,319
Three and a half down, 220 feet.
473
00:18:40,402 --> 00:18:43,867
Thirteen forward.
474
00:18:43,909 --> 00:18:47,040
What the heck?
475
00:18:47,165 --> 00:18:48,125
Daddy?
476
00:18:52,426 --> 00:18:53,929
Who are you?
477
00:18:54,054 --> 00:18:56,141
Five and a half down.
478
00:18:56,183 --> 00:18:57,937
Nine forward.
479
00:18:58,062 --> 00:19:00,317
I'm your‐‐
480
00:19:00,442 --> 00:19:02,446
Do your goddamn
drugs somewhere else,
481
00:19:02,572 --> 00:19:04,450
fucking hippie.
482
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:06,538
♪ You know the day
destroys the night ♪
483
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:07,790
‐Mom!
‐Calm down!
484
00:19:07,832 --> 00:19:09,084
Mom!
485
00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:11,339
Here we go, time
to see his moves.
486
00:19:11,423 --> 00:19:13,552
(lamp crashes)
487
00:19:13,594 --> 00:19:14,679
Help!
488
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:15,723
♪
489
00:19:15,848 --> 00:19:16,808
Get him, Dad!
490
00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:18,979
‐Get out of my house!
‐It's my house too.
491
00:19:19,104 --> 00:19:20,357
(glass breaks)
492
00:19:20,441 --> 00:19:21,318
Future Man.
493
00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:24,490
Do a threat assessment
and fight back.
494
00:19:24,574 --> 00:19:25,659
No, no, no, no.
495
00:19:25,701 --> 00:19:28,457
Grandma, Grandma,
it's me, Joshy.
496
00:19:28,582 --> 00:19:29,792
Get him, Mom!
497
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:33,717
♪
498
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,927
Uncle Barry?
499
00:19:34,969 --> 00:19:36,848
(cocks gun)
500
00:19:36,973 --> 00:19:38,852
(grunting)
501
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,856
The plates!
502
00:19:40,939 --> 00:19:42,485
All right, we tried
it your away,
503
00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:43,445
clearly it's not working.
504
00:19:43,487 --> 00:19:45,616
We don't know that yet.
505
00:19:45,741 --> 00:19:47,745
Ow, stop!
506
00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:49,206
You want me to jump in now?
507
00:19:49,247 --> 00:19:50,376
Or would you rather
watch your savior
508
00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:52,338
get beaten to death
by his own family?
509
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:54,634
Ow, my ear!
510
00:19:54,759 --> 00:19:57,263
♪ She gets high ♪
511
00:19:57,390 --> 00:19:58,892
♪ She gets high ♪
512
00:19:58,975 --> 00:20:02,400
‐Man, no, no, no!
‐♪ She gets high ♪
513
00:20:02,525 --> 00:20:05,739
♪ She gets high ♪
514
00:20:05,781 --> 00:20:07,493
♪
515
00:20:07,618 --> 00:20:09,706
(dog barking)
516
00:20:09,747 --> 00:20:12,837
♪ I found an island
in your arms ♪
517
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,384
♪ Country in your eyes ♪
518
00:20:15,509 --> 00:20:18,222
♪ Arms that chained us,
eyes that lied ♪
519
00:20:18,264 --> 00:20:20,894
♪ Break on through
to the other side ♪
520
00:20:20,978 --> 00:20:23,525
♪ Break on through
to the other side ♪
521
00:20:23,608 --> 00:20:25,027
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
522
00:20:25,111 --> 00:20:26,280
Whoa‐whoa‐whoa‐whoa!
523
00:20:26,364 --> 00:20:29,244
What the fuck
are you doing, moron?
524
00:20:29,286 --> 00:20:30,539
Move it!
525
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:31,916
♪
526
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,422
♪ Made the scene,
week to week ♪
527
00:20:34,547 --> 00:20:37,260
♪ Day to day,
hour to hour ♪
528
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,764
♪ The gate is straight,
529
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,141
deep and wide ♪
530
00:20:40,183 --> 00:20:42,897
♪ Break on through
to the other side ♪
531
00:20:42,938 --> 00:20:45,569
♪ Break on through
to the other side ♪
532
00:20:45,652 --> 00:20:48,282
♪ Break on through,
break on through ♪
533
00:20:48,325 --> 00:20:50,913
♪ Break on through,
break on through ♪
534
00:20:50,996 --> 00:20:55,506
‐♪ Break, break ♪♪
‐I traveled...in time.
535
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:56,382
(laughing)
536
00:20:56,424 --> 00:20:58,512
(exclaiming)
537
00:20:58,553 --> 00:20:59,680
This is real.
538
00:20:59,764 --> 00:21:01,058
This is real‐‐
you're‐‐you're Tiger
539
00:21:01,183 --> 00:21:03,897
and you're Wolf,
and you're time travelers.
540
00:21:03,939 --> 00:21:06,151
Oh my God, oh my God,
tell me everything.
541
00:21:06,193 --> 00:21:07,571
Can I see a dinosaur?
542
00:21:07,696 --> 00:21:08,573
Can I please
see a dinosaur?
543
00:21:08,698 --> 00:21:09,826
What the fuck
happened in there?
544
00:21:09,951 --> 00:21:12,414
‐Why can't you fight?
‐Why can't I fight?
545
00:21:12,456 --> 00:21:13,917
I've never been
in one before.
546
00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:15,712
‐You're a warrior.
‐No, I'm not.
547
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,716
‐But you're Future Man.
‐In the video game.
548
00:21:17,842 --> 00:21:18,969
Aren't people who play
video games supposed
549
00:21:19,052 --> 00:21:21,349
to embody the skills
of their online personas?
550
00:21:21,474 --> 00:21:22,977
No, no, it's the
complete opposite.
551
00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:24,438
Why would anybody
play video games
552
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,858
if you could just do a
bunch of really cool shit
553
00:21:25,983 --> 00:21:27,736
in real life?
554
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,490
I don't‐‐I don't understand.
555
00:21:29,615 --> 00:21:31,536
In our time, video games
are training simulators
556
00:21:31,578 --> 00:21:34,709
that hone the skills
of elite soldiers.
557
00:21:34,792 --> 00:21:36,713
Oh, no, yeah,
not in our time.
558
00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:39,594
No, it's like purely
escapism, recreation.
559
00:21:39,719 --> 00:21:43,727
Do you have any
useful skills?
560
00:21:43,852 --> 00:21:46,441
Uh, I'm good at word jumbles,
561
00:21:46,482 --> 00:21:48,612
um, Sudoku.
562
00:21:48,737 --> 00:21:49,864
Cumming on my leg.
563
00:21:49,989 --> 00:21:52,118
Okay, Wolf, I wasn't trying
to cum on your leg, okay?
564
00:21:52,243 --> 00:21:53,622
If this is gonna become
one of those things
565
00:21:53,747 --> 00:21:55,375
where like you can't
forgive me and move on
566
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,880
until we're even,
then just go ahead,
567
00:21:58,005 --> 00:21:59,508
cum on my leg.
568
00:21:59,634 --> 00:22:02,138
Hey, guys,
check it out!
569
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:04,769
Oh shit, we need to
change our clothes.
570
00:22:04,852 --> 00:22:05,771
Why?
571
00:22:05,854 --> 00:22:07,524
It's time travel 101,
you need to blend in.
572
00:22:07,650 --> 00:22:09,027
Don't look like
you're from the future.
573
00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:11,156
Look at this,
look at this shit‐‐
574
00:22:11,281 --> 00:22:12,743
Don't touch my gobulator.
575
00:22:12,826 --> 00:22:14,622
Hey, what the fuck
are you guys wearing?
576
00:22:14,747 --> 00:22:16,249
See, what did I tell you?
577
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:18,380
You, give me your clothes.
578
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,384
Oh...no, don't, don't, don't.
579
00:22:20,467 --> 00:22:22,011
Don't, they are bikers
580
00:22:22,136 --> 00:22:24,850
and bikers are assholes.
581
00:22:24,892 --> 00:22:28,148
Well, how about instead of
us taking off our clothes,
582
00:22:28,232 --> 00:22:29,735
you take off yours,
583
00:22:29,777 --> 00:22:33,033
and then maybe
give us a little dance.
584
00:22:33,158 --> 00:22:34,370
♪
585
00:22:34,412 --> 00:22:35,664
(screaming)
586
00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:37,543
Fuck this place up!
587
00:22:37,626 --> 00:22:39,296
Murder everyone!
588
00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:41,884
(exclaiming)
589
00:22:41,926 --> 00:22:43,304
♪ Stepped in my dreams
590
00:22:43,388 --> 00:22:45,434
and broke my own heart ♪♪
591
00:22:45,517 --> 00:22:46,811
Let's go.
592
00:22:46,894 --> 00:22:48,147
♪
593
00:22:48,188 --> 00:22:50,192
Yeah, crush his nuts.
594
00:22:50,276 --> 00:22:52,698
Break their skulls!
595
00:22:52,823 --> 00:22:54,034
Fuck.
596
00:22:54,075 --> 00:22:54,910
(grunting)
597
00:22:54,994 --> 00:22:55,787
Shit.
598
00:22:55,871 --> 00:22:58,668
♪
599
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,254
(grunting)
600
00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:02,801
(screaming)
601
00:23:02,885 --> 00:23:07,143
♪
602
00:23:07,185 --> 00:23:08,187
Head shot.
603
00:23:08,270 --> 00:23:09,899
Oh, shit, is he okay?
604
00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:17,080
♪
605
00:23:17,205 --> 00:23:19,668
‐Head shot!
‐Head shot!
606
00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:20,921
Leg shot!
607
00:23:20,962 --> 00:23:23,551
♪
608
00:23:23,593 --> 00:23:25,847
And neutralized.
609
00:23:25,931 --> 00:23:28,353
Time to grab
a skull trophy.
610
00:23:28,478 --> 00:23:30,482
No‐no‐no, no‐no‐no, stop.
611
00:23:30,607 --> 00:23:31,734
What are you doing?
612
00:23:31,859 --> 00:23:33,613
Stopping you
from killing him.
613
00:23:33,696 --> 00:23:35,700
‐Why?
‐Do I really have to say this?
614
00:23:35,742 --> 00:23:36,828
Killing is wrong.
615
00:23:36,953 --> 00:23:38,915
Oh, I can't work
with this guy.
616
00:23:38,957 --> 00:23:40,084
Can we just
take their clothes
617
00:23:40,167 --> 00:23:41,587
and leave, please?
618
00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:44,593
You never had a problem with
killing in our simulator.
619
00:23:44,677 --> 00:23:46,973
Oh, my God, that guy's
bone is sticking out.
620
00:23:47,056 --> 00:23:50,229
♪
621
00:23:50,355 --> 00:23:52,818
(motorcycle growls)
622
00:23:52,860 --> 00:23:54,864
♪
623
00:23:54,989 --> 00:23:56,367
I mean, I think it
goes without saying,
624
00:23:56,492 --> 00:23:58,746
but I don't know how
to ride one of these.
625
00:23:58,830 --> 00:24:00,249
Just get on.
626
00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:02,128
‐On your‐‐
‐Mine.
627
00:24:02,211 --> 00:24:03,255
Yeah, okay.
628
00:24:03,381 --> 00:24:11,731
♪
629
00:24:14,904 --> 00:24:17,033
(chatter)
630
00:24:19,496 --> 00:24:21,959
Never seen so much
food in my life.
631
00:24:22,001 --> 00:24:23,880
It's literally
hanging from the walls.
632
00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:26,385
I take it you don't
have delis in the future?
633
00:24:26,510 --> 00:24:28,263
No, we live in a sewer.
634
00:24:28,389 --> 00:24:30,142
We eat garbage and rats.
635
00:24:30,226 --> 00:24:32,773
‐Ew.
‐Yeah, no fucking shit.
636
00:24:32,898 --> 00:24:36,279
Eat a rat asshole,
then say fucking "ew."
637
00:24:36,405 --> 00:24:39,536
‐Here you go.
‐Thank you.
638
00:24:39,662 --> 00:24:42,166
Okay.
639
00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:43,795
(sniffs)
640
00:24:49,807 --> 00:24:51,310
Holy shit.
641
00:24:52,688 --> 00:24:53,815
Holy shit.
642
00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:55,318
Here's some water for you.
643
00:24:55,443 --> 00:24:57,823
Oh, these little green logs
are fucking amazing.
644
00:24:57,948 --> 00:24:58,950
They're called pickles.
645
00:24:59,033 --> 00:25:00,662
‐Calm down.
‐More logs!
646
00:25:00,745 --> 00:25:02,666
Okay, okay, look, I know
you're from the sewers
647
00:25:02,791 --> 00:25:03,876
and everything,
but you need to do
648
00:25:03,918 --> 00:25:05,422
a better job about
acting normal here, okay?
649
00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:07,049
What the fuck
does it matter?
650
00:25:07,133 --> 00:25:08,303
They're all fucking dead anyway.
651
00:25:08,428 --> 00:25:11,309
You're all fucking
dead, you're all dead!
652
00:25:11,392 --> 00:25:14,022
Just shoving food into
your dead fucking mouths!
653
00:25:14,063 --> 00:25:15,400
‐No, no, no.
‐So hope you have
654
00:25:15,442 --> 00:25:16,527
a great last meal.
655
00:25:16,569 --> 00:25:18,196
‐No, no, no, she's‐‐
‐Grandma, you're dead.
656
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,535
‐You little girl, dead!
‐No, no, no, you're not dead.
657
00:25:20,577 --> 00:25:22,581
‐You're fucking dead.
‐You're okay, you're okay.
658
00:25:22,664 --> 00:25:23,583
Your kids are dead!
659
00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:24,835
Your kids are fine,
everybody's fine.
660
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,589
‐Your babies are dead.
‐She's having a bad trip.
661
00:25:26,672 --> 00:25:28,926
It's the, you know,
'60s, it's...
662
00:25:28,968 --> 00:25:31,599
Okay, even if that is true,
you can't yell it at people
663
00:25:31,682 --> 00:25:32,851
when they're eating
their matzo ball soup.
664
00:25:32,976 --> 00:25:33,978
I know that you're upset.
665
00:25:34,103 --> 00:25:35,857
You don't know what I am
666
00:25:35,982 --> 00:25:37,109
or what I've been through
667
00:25:37,234 --> 00:25:38,613
or the people that
sacrificed their lives
668
00:25:38,696 --> 00:25:40,575
to get me here
because I thought you
669
00:25:40,617 --> 00:25:42,203
were the savior.
670
00:25:44,958 --> 00:25:46,837
I lost everyone to get here.
671
00:25:46,921 --> 00:25:47,964
And what?
672
00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:51,722
So you could fucking
enlighten me about pickles?
673
00:25:51,806 --> 00:25:53,351
Hey!
674
00:25:53,476 --> 00:25:56,231
Come on, now,
those are fucking good.
675
00:25:56,357 --> 00:25:57,818
You've nothing to offer.
676
00:25:57,859 --> 00:25:59,363
You are nothing like
the man I thought
677
00:25:59,446 --> 00:26:01,367
I was coming back for.
678
00:26:01,450 --> 00:26:02,994
Nothing.
679
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:05,207
Wolf, fire up the TTD,
we're sending him back.
680
00:26:05,249 --> 00:26:07,879
No, no, no, no, please,
don't send me back!
681
00:26:08,004 --> 00:26:09,967
I just got here, I've
wanted this my entire life.
682
00:26:10,008 --> 00:26:12,889
Look, I can probably still
help out with the mission.
683
00:26:12,973 --> 00:26:14,225
No, you can't because
we don't even know
684
00:26:14,267 --> 00:26:15,395
where the fuck to start.
685
00:26:15,478 --> 00:26:17,148
But if you're
from the future,
686
00:26:17,231 --> 00:26:18,651
shouldn't you just
know everything?
687
00:26:18,776 --> 00:26:20,028
No.
688
00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:22,701
The Biotics control everything.
689
00:26:22,742 --> 00:26:27,209
All we know is that tonight,
on July 20th, 1969,
690
00:26:27,251 --> 00:26:29,339
something happens that
leads to the annihilation
691
00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:32,387
of the entire human race
and we were hoping
692
00:26:32,471 --> 00:26:34,516
that you'd be the key
to stopping Elias Kronish,
693
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,852
but that is just...
694
00:26:35,894 --> 00:26:37,355
that's not gonna happen.
695
00:26:37,397 --> 00:26:39,485
Fuck, it's over.
696
00:26:39,526 --> 00:26:42,908
Do you mean Dr. Elias Kronish?
697
00:26:42,991 --> 00:26:44,912
How do you know that
motherfucker's name?
698
00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:46,624
I work with him.
699
00:26:46,665 --> 00:26:47,792
He's actually not
a motherfucker.
700
00:26:47,876 --> 00:26:49,045
He's like this
really sweet old man,
701
00:26:49,170 --> 00:26:50,924
and we're kind of,
like, becoming friends.
702
00:26:51,049 --> 00:26:52,928
That sweet old man's research
703
00:26:53,053 --> 00:26:55,683
leads to a super cure
for all diseases.
704
00:26:55,767 --> 00:26:57,938
The people injected
with the cure,
705
00:26:58,021 --> 00:26:59,441
those are the Biotics.
706
00:26:59,566 --> 00:27:02,154
No, he's working on
a cure for herpes.
707
00:27:02,196 --> 00:27:03,407
You're telling me
that a cure for herpes
708
00:27:03,449 --> 00:27:05,411
is what brings down
all of mankind?
709
00:27:05,537 --> 00:27:07,749
♪
710
00:27:07,791 --> 00:27:10,128
I am moving around,
getting familiar,
711
00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,300
getting familiar.
712
00:27:12,384 --> 00:27:15,431
Holy shit.
713
00:27:15,557 --> 00:27:17,686
The moon landing
party at Caltech.
714
00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:20,441
♪
715
00:27:20,525 --> 00:27:22,821
That's where Dr. Kronish
first gets herpes,
716
00:27:22,946 --> 00:27:24,282
that's the whole reason
he became a scientist,
717
00:27:24,324 --> 00:27:25,827
and that happens tonight.
718
00:27:25,910 --> 00:27:27,664
Go, go, go on.
719
00:27:27,706 --> 00:27:29,166
Okay.
720
00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:30,461
Okay, I got it, I got it.
721
00:27:30,545 --> 00:27:32,340
If we can get to Caltech
722
00:27:32,465 --> 00:27:34,303
and stop Dr. Kronish
from ever getting herpes,
723
00:27:34,344 --> 00:27:35,597
he'll never
become a scientist,
724
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:39,354
and we can stop this whole
cycle before it even begins.
725
00:27:39,438 --> 00:27:43,069
Maybe you are the
savior after all.
726
00:27:43,111 --> 00:27:44,196
Oh, come on.
727
00:27:44,238 --> 00:27:45,700
I call fucking
bullshit on that.
728
00:27:45,742 --> 00:27:46,827
No, how can it be
a coincidence
729
00:27:46,910 --> 00:27:49,791
that the only person
who beats Biotic Wars
730
00:27:49,833 --> 00:27:51,712
just happens to be
friends with the man
731
00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:52,797
who destroys the human race?
732
00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:54,801
I don't think
that's a coincidence.
733
00:27:54,843 --> 00:27:55,845
You heard her, Wolf.
734
00:27:55,928 --> 00:27:56,972
Can't be a coincidence.
735
00:27:57,056 --> 00:27:57,932
It's destiny.
736
00:27:57,974 --> 00:27:59,226
Just like Super Mario Bros.
737
00:27:59,311 --> 00:28:00,730
All right, are you ready?
738
00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:01,857
Let's do this shit.
739
00:28:01,982 --> 00:28:02,984
'Cause this isn't
a game anymore.
740
00:28:03,109 --> 00:28:04,488
‐Nope.
‐Things are about to get real.
741
00:28:04,613 --> 00:28:06,240
‐Yep.
‐This is life or death.
742
00:28:06,367 --> 00:28:08,829
It's either kill
or be killed.
743
00:28:08,871 --> 00:28:10,207
I'm gonna have to kill?
744
00:28:10,248 --> 00:28:11,502
Or be killed.
745
00:28:11,585 --> 00:28:16,135
♪
746
00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:17,262
Oh, no.
747
00:28:17,347 --> 00:28:19,601
Is that an X28 Psychoblaster?
748
00:28:19,643 --> 00:28:21,270
Holy shit.
749
00:28:21,397 --> 00:28:23,484
(laser blast)
750
00:28:23,526 --> 00:28:25,363
‐Oh, fuck!
‐What the fuck are you doing?
751
00:28:25,405 --> 00:28:27,032
We gotta get out of here.
752
00:28:27,157 --> 00:28:28,494
♪
753
00:28:28,619 --> 00:28:29,496
Okay, okay, okay.
754
00:28:29,621 --> 00:28:30,498
(laser blast)
755
00:28:30,623 --> 00:28:31,500
Everybody get down!
756
00:28:31,625 --> 00:28:32,961
Heads on tables.
757
00:28:33,002 --> 00:28:34,840
We are from your time!
758
00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,092
♪
759
00:28:36,134 --> 00:28:38,138
Oh my God, shit
got real in there.
760
00:28:38,221 --> 00:28:39,516
♪
761
00:28:39,641 --> 00:28:40,727
Uh, guys, the cops.
762
00:28:40,768 --> 00:28:42,772
Cops, cops, cops.
763
00:28:42,856 --> 00:28:44,150
Our first call,
we've wanted this
764
00:28:44,275 --> 00:28:45,403
since we were kids.
765
00:28:45,486 --> 00:28:46,905
All right, Santiago,
you ready for this?
766
00:28:46,989 --> 00:28:48,367
Let's do this, Skaarsgard.
767
00:28:48,409 --> 00:28:49,661
They're gonna arrest us.
768
00:28:49,786 --> 00:28:51,999
(siren blares)
769
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,294
Wh‐‐what are you doing?
770
00:28:53,377 --> 00:28:55,423
What are you doing?
771
00:28:55,506 --> 00:28:57,302
Is that a subatomic
sensor mine?
772
00:28:57,427 --> 00:29:00,308
♪
773
00:29:00,391 --> 00:29:01,810
(explosion)
774
00:29:01,894 --> 00:29:04,316
Oh, fuck!
775
00:29:04,441 --> 00:29:06,320
What the hell?
776
00:29:09,074 --> 00:29:10,536
(engine revs)
777
00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:12,289
Welcome to the Resistance.
778
00:29:12,373 --> 00:29:25,316
♪
779
00:29:25,441 --> 00:29:28,948
♪ While you keep
on dreaming, you kids,
780
00:29:29,031 --> 00:29:32,162
you must go on your way ♪
781
00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:35,670
♪ You get tired,
but you get started
782
00:29:35,711 --> 00:29:38,216
every day ♪
783
00:29:38,342 --> 00:29:40,847
♪ Pick up and go ♪
784
00:29:40,972 --> 00:29:43,310
♪ Or you can fall
on your face ♪
785
00:29:43,352 --> 00:29:45,815
♪
786
00:29:45,857 --> 00:29:48,362
♪ Go as long
787
00:29:48,445 --> 00:29:52,453
as to go you can ♪
788
00:29:52,537 --> 00:29:55,083
♪ Live as long
789
00:29:55,208 --> 00:29:58,214
as to live you can ♪
790
00:29:58,299 --> 00:29:59,216
♪
791
00:30:06,315 --> 00:30:11,115
♪