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Previously on Future Man...

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That's not a lot
of Cameronium.

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‐What the fuck is Cameronium?
‐It's the fuel

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the TTD runs off of.

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‐Biotics are immune to poison.
‐So we flush 'em out.

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If I can get the recipe
for the Kronish balls,

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do you think that we can
make a poison version

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‐and then just swap it in?
‐You have speed, skills,

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but more than that,

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it's like you have
something to say.

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‐I've always been a soldier.
‐Life made you a soldier.

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You were born to be a chef.

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If something is
important to Joshie,

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it's important to me,
he is family.

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"Jeri Elizabeth Lange.

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Medical conditions: none."

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Couple seconds after
eating a sewer mushroom,

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you puke, shit yourself,

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and pass out with no
memory of what happened.

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She's going to detonate!

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I really thought
she liked me.

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How long until her head blows?

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28 minutes.

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Hold on to your
dicks back there!

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We are two minutes
from base, repeat,

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two minutes from base.

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‐Fuck yeah!
‐Oh, this is just like

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our escape from the
slave mines of Ganderloo.

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Minus all the hollandaise.

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(horns honking, tires squealing)

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Check that; garlic aioli.

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Why are you guys
having so much fun?

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That was insane.

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There was so much
puke and poo and‐‐

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Buck up, soldier.

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We got three Bio slags

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and an Aztec to interrogate.

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This is a rush job,
Gamma Protocol.

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Oh, you better
believe it's Gamma.

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Her little head's
going to blow in...

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26 minutes.

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26 minutes?

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That was not the plan.

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Well, this is
basically the plan

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with a little urgency thrown in.

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Guys, are we even
100 percent sure

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‐she's a Biotic?
‐Fuck you, Resistance scum!

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Jesus!

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Easy, macho man.

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She's my...

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‐...co‐worker.
‐Not anymore.

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We need to find out
where RoboSnatch

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is keeping her time machine,

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and getting it out of her
is not going to be pretty.

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I got so many
torture devices

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set up in the sewer.

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There is literally no scenario

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which I can't torture for.

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I really prepped the
fuck out of this one.

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Although Cunto there,
she's going to need

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to be alert in order
for this to work.

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Waking her up's going
to be part of the fun!

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(maniacal laughter)

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(ripping, grunting)

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(maniacal scream, laughter)

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(traffic noises)

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♪

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(explosion)

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♪

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(brakes squeal)

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♪

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Okay, come on.

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♪

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Easy, easy, easy.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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You kids home already?

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(Josh gasps)

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‐The shoe, the shoe!
‐I want to hear

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all about your night.

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(Gabe chortles)

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You brought a friend too?

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Uh, yeah, it's just
a co‐worker who had

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a little too much
to drink tonight, so.

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Hey, nobody ever died from
having a good time, right?

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Uh, people die all
the time from that,

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but that's fine.

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Well, would you look at that?

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♪

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One taste of your balls
and they give you a job

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and the company car.

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You're going to be running
that place in a week.

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Come on in.

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Okay.

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All right, guys, my dad's
cool and everything,

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but if he sees us taking
an unconscious woman

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into a subterranean
torture chamber,

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he will call the cops.

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What are you waiting for?

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Cupcake, look who I got.

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What a nice surprise!

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And who's this lovely‐‐

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passed out, is she passed out?

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Yeah, she's a friend,
Jeri, from work.

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Not the Jeri from work

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‐who you used to‐‐
‐No, oh no, not that.

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So we're going to go
ahead and take her on up‐‐

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Wait, wait, wait,
introductions.

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‐Don't have time for that!
‐Uh, Corey and Tiger,

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this is Josh's Uncle Barry.

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‐There he is.
‐Here I am.

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And this is my
dear friend Wanda,

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who we invited to meet Barry.

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Oh, this is the famous
Corey Wolf Hart in the flesh.

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These are our neighbors,
Melinda and Julius Seneca.

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‐Hi.
‐Hey, how are you?

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‐How you doing, boss?
‐Good, great.

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‐Nice baby.
‐Oh, thank you!

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Thank you, this is Wallace.

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Look at those legs.

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Lot of meat on those haunches.

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You ever eat those?

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(nervous laughter)

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Okay.

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Let's get her
out this window

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down to the sewer.

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Wait, what?

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No, no, we don't
have time for that.

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What do we have,
like, 20 minutes?

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More like 24 minutes.

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Right.

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New plan: torture her here.

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Oh, what a waste!

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I had electric
current, scalpels,

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‐this awesome scorpion I found.
‐Hey.

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(Wolf grunts)

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Torture comes from here.

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If she knows
she's going to die,

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maybe pain isn't the way to go.

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‐Pain is always the way to go.
‐Yeah, on someone

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who wants to live.

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I'm just saying, maybe we
should try talking to her.

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Plus, we got a house
full of people,

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I don't know how you're
going to muffle her screams.

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Well, yeah.

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When fingernails
start to come off,

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I don't know how
you keep that quiet.

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Joshie?

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‐(Diane knocking)
‐Jesus Christ.

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I just want to see her.

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I don't even have
to talk to her.

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You brought the Jeri home!

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You've been talking
about her for years!

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Mom! Okay,
just now now, please.

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I'm so glad that your social
life is expanding, honey.

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I know.

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She's very pretty, Josh.

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I know.

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Can you...just please...

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Oh.

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‐Come on.
‐Okay.

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I'll be back!

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Guys!

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Okay, listen.

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My parents are not going
to leave us alone tonight.

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Ooh, is that sencha?

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Okay, yeah, we need
personnel downstairs.

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Cockblocking.

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Oh, that's like nowhere
near remotely correct.

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Hm. Got to do this nice thing,
Wolf, you're useless.

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I want you to go downstairs,

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I want you to post
up at this feast

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honoring the Santa Claus, okay?

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Run a civilian blockade.

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Social duty?

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What am I, Butterfly now?

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Hey.

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Butterfly could talk
to anyone about anything.

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Lit up the goddamned
world with that smile.

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Fine, fine, I'll do it,
I'll join the party

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with the drinking
and the merrymaking,

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and I'll pretend to have fun.

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But I'm not happy about it!

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Hey, Wolf.

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Time.

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Gamma Protocol, 21 minutes.

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(beeping)

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Lamar, set timer
for 21 minutes.

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Done‐‐stay cool, man.

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Okay.

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So‐‐so what's the plan?

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I mean, I'm no expert,

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but I watched Badger
interrogate a million times.

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God dammit, he could
get under people's skin.

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Just relentless.

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How did he die?

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AIDS.

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Follow my lead.

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So it turns out the testing
tells you so much more

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‐than just DNA.
‐Mm‐hm, that's right.

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You have to do it.

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The kits we brought you
take, like, five minutes.

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It's like, spit in a bottle,

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mail it away, and boom.

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Bob's your uncle.

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You find out Bob's your uncle.

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(laughter)

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(conspicuously loud laughter)

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‐Humor.
‐We have an Uncle Bob.

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He's, uh...he's sick.

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Corey, would you like some port?

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It's terminal.

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Looks like blood.

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(jazzy party music plays)

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Ah.

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Tastes like honey.

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(laughter)

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I like bourbon.

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‐We know, Barry.
‐We know.

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Cor!

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Could use you here for a sec.

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Uh...

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Boy howdy.

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You guys suck at interrogating.

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Tell us where your
TTD is, bitchface.

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‐No.
‐Is it in one of your

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habitation units?

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You mean, one of our apartments

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where we live
like normal people

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and not sewer‐dwelling animals?

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Hey!

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I'll do the insulting here.

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Well, you suck at that too.

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Would you stop doing that?

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Really distracting!

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Got a lot of valuables in
here I'm trying to protect.

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Well, you're going to
need a lot more sheets.

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She's right.

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My head is going to explode.

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And then a kill team
is going to descend

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upon this house and take
you out once and for all.

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Well, I've got 68
deactivated brain bombs

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and a gobulator
that say otherwise.

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And that's just my
travel‐size gobulator.

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Sooner or later, everyone's
luck runs out, Tiger.

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It sure did in the tunnel.

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Your team put their
lives in your hands.

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What was it, 43 of them?

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(sharp crack)

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Hey!

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Come on, we said no rough stuff.

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It's all she knows,
she's a savage.

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I don't know how she recruited
someone as decent as you,

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but it's all a lie.

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You're the lie,
you're a fucking Biotic.

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There are no Biotics.

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That's just a stupid name
her fanatic overlords

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came up with to make us
seem like the bad guys.

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You are the bad guys!

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You gassed my fucking cave.

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The Resistance is a
terrorist organization

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that uses any means
necessary to kill us.

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‐They're fucking ISIS.
‐Okay.

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‐That's bullshit.
‐Is it?

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♪

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‐I blew the popovers.
‐Cat fucker!

266
00:08:46,186 --> 00:08:48,772
‐You can't serve those, man.
‐I know.

267
00:08:48,855 --> 00:08:51,191
Got cocky, didn't
watch time and temp.

268
00:08:51,274 --> 00:08:52,484
Rookie mistake.

269
00:08:52,567 --> 00:08:54,694
You brought shame to
the Futterman kitchen.

270
00:08:54,778 --> 00:08:57,280
Can you help me?

271
00:08:57,363 --> 00:08:59,157
I can,

272
00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,034
and I will, friend.

273
00:09:01,117 --> 00:09:03,369
You're a lifesaver, pal.

274
00:09:04,454 --> 00:09:06,081
What do you really
know about Tiger?

275
00:09:06,164 --> 00:09:08,541
About the so‐called Resistance?

276
00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:10,835
The game had a very
detailed back story.

277
00:09:10,919 --> 00:09:12,420
Yeah, story.

278
00:09:12,504 --> 00:09:14,714
Now let me lay
some truth on you.

279
00:09:14,798 --> 00:09:17,175
I was born and raised
in Montclair, New Jersey.

280
00:09:17,258 --> 00:09:18,593
Oh, here we go.

281
00:09:18,676 --> 00:09:20,637
My parents are kind
of lax Christians,

282
00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,388
my brother is an
out and proud gay man

283
00:09:22,472 --> 00:09:24,265
and professional robosurfer.

284
00:09:24,349 --> 00:09:26,309
It's a thing, it's cool.

285
00:09:26,392 --> 00:09:27,811
There's no crime!

286
00:09:27,894 --> 00:09:30,313
Pollution and population
are under control.

287
00:09:30,396 --> 00:09:32,357
Humanity has been perfected.

288
00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:35,360
I mean, I'm like a four.

289
00:09:35,443 --> 00:09:37,904
It's utopia, save
for these nut jobs

290
00:09:37,987 --> 00:09:39,405
trying to tear it all down.

291
00:09:39,489 --> 00:09:41,574
Utopia, really?

292
00:09:41,658 --> 00:09:44,285
Forcing humanity to get a cure?

293
00:09:44,369 --> 00:09:46,871
Shoving needles up our butts?

294
00:09:46,955 --> 00:09:47,956
Arm!

295
00:09:48,039 --> 00:09:49,958
The shot just‐‐the
shot goes in your arm.

296
00:09:50,041 --> 00:09:51,668
Turning people into monsters?

297
00:09:51,751 --> 00:09:53,169
Hunting down and killing

298
00:09:53,253 --> 00:09:55,046
anyone who doesn't comply?

299
00:09:55,130 --> 00:09:56,297
We only started
hunting you down

300
00:09:56,381 --> 00:09:59,050
after you started
blowing up our hospitals.

301
00:09:59,134 --> 00:10:00,677
‐Hospitals?
‐She means supercure

302
00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,053
injection sites.

303
00:10:02,137 --> 00:10:04,931
No, I mean hospitals.

304
00:10:05,014 --> 00:10:06,474
Doctors, patients,

305
00:10:06,558 --> 00:10:08,685
people get their tonsils out.

306
00:10:08,768 --> 00:10:10,395
Look at me.

307
00:10:10,478 --> 00:10:12,647
Do I look like a monster?

308
00:10:12,730 --> 00:10:13,773
I‐‐I don't know,

309
00:10:13,857 --> 00:10:15,150
I'm getting very
confused right now.

310
00:10:15,233 --> 00:10:16,359
Don't listen to her, okay?

311
00:10:16,442 --> 00:10:17,777
She is programmed to deceive.

312
00:10:17,861 --> 00:10:19,112
She'll say anything.

313
00:10:19,195 --> 00:10:20,989
We don't have time
for this bullshit.

314
00:10:21,072 --> 00:10:22,073
Hey, it's not her fault.

315
00:10:22,157 --> 00:10:24,367
She's been brainwashed
her whole life.

316
00:10:24,450 --> 00:10:25,451
I mean, the gaps
in their knowledge

317
00:10:25,535 --> 00:10:27,203
‐is pretty astonishing.
‐Yeah.

318
00:10:27,287 --> 00:10:28,371
It's 'cause they
live in sewers

319
00:10:28,454 --> 00:10:30,039
and they call books burnbricks.

320
00:10:30,123 --> 00:10:31,666
Can't you see she's
pulling a Badger?

321
00:10:31,749 --> 00:10:33,543
Turning tables,
creating doubt,

322
00:10:33,626 --> 00:10:35,712
being very annoying?

323
00:10:35,795 --> 00:10:37,213
Classic Badger.

324
00:10:37,297 --> 00:10:38,381
An hour ago,
he wasn't saying

325
00:10:38,464 --> 00:10:40,383
very nice things about you.

326
00:10:40,466 --> 00:10:41,885
"She's used me.

327
00:10:41,968 --> 00:10:43,636
She's endangered my life.

328
00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,263
I don't even think
she likes me.

329
00:10:45,346 --> 00:10:47,182
With any luck,
she'll be gone soon,

330
00:10:47,265 --> 00:10:49,893
like, really far away forever."

331
00:10:49,976 --> 00:10:50,894
Really?

332
00:10:50,977 --> 00:10:53,730
Yeah, we have perfect memories.

333
00:10:53,813 --> 00:10:55,231
What are you talking about?

334
00:10:55,315 --> 00:10:56,816
You guys don't even
know each other.

335
00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:58,318
Is that what he told you?

336
00:10:58,401 --> 00:10:59,694
I mean, I really
don't know you.

337
00:10:59,777 --> 00:11:01,070
Really?

338
00:11:01,154 --> 00:11:02,530
Like, when we kissed?

339
00:11:02,614 --> 00:11:03,740
Didn't it feel like
we knew each other

340
00:11:03,823 --> 00:11:05,491
just a little bit?

341
00:11:05,575 --> 00:11:06,743
In all fairness,
I didn't know

342
00:11:06,826 --> 00:11:08,578
she was a Biotic
when I was kissing her.

343
00:11:08,661 --> 00:11:10,288
Uh...

344
00:11:10,371 --> 00:11:11,748
you rat‐hole‐to‐rat‐holed her?

345
00:11:11,831 --> 00:11:13,124
She showed interest in me!

346
00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:16,920
Okay, well, I'm gonna puke.

347
00:11:17,003 --> 00:11:19,297
I'm done doing
this the nice way.

348
00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:23,009
You're getting a
scorpion up your snatch.

349
00:11:23,092 --> 00:11:24,969
Isn't there, like,
a middle step there?

350
00:11:25,053 --> 00:11:26,888
No. Scorp in the snatch.

351
00:11:29,098 --> 00:11:33,937
(beeping, buzz)

352
00:11:36,022 --> 00:11:39,108
("Deck the Halls" plays)

353
00:11:39,192 --> 00:11:47,784
♪

354
00:11:47,867 --> 00:11:49,786
(party chatter)

355
00:11:49,869 --> 00:11:51,371
Lingonberry croque‐en‐bouche.

356
00:11:51,454 --> 00:11:55,291
Brown butter and
lemon sucre en poudre.

357
00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:57,627
‐Wow!
‐Taught him everything he knows.

358
00:11:57,710 --> 00:11:59,837
‐Yeah?
‐Oh, gosh!

359
00:11:59,921 --> 00:12:03,424
You come sit by me.

360
00:12:03,508 --> 00:12:04,676
(tittering)

361
00:12:04,759 --> 00:12:06,302
Gosh, that's pretty.

362
00:12:06,386 --> 00:12:07,762
How about some more port?

363
00:12:07,845 --> 00:12:08,888
Sure, sure.

364
00:12:08,972 --> 00:12:10,473
Unless you have meth.

365
00:12:10,556 --> 00:12:12,517
That stuff is incredible.

366
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,811
(laughter)

367
00:12:14,894 --> 00:12:16,062
He's a pistol, this one.

368
00:12:16,145 --> 00:12:18,356
You're just kind of
perfect, aren't you?

369
00:12:18,439 --> 00:12:19,732
(laughter)

370
00:12:19,816 --> 00:12:21,859
I have diabetes,
so I can't eat sugar.

371
00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:26,030
(straining)

372
00:12:26,114 --> 00:12:27,573
Doesn't make any sense.

373
00:12:27,657 --> 00:12:28,825
I know, it's a lot to process.

374
00:12:28,908 --> 00:12:31,995
I really thought
that you liked me.

375
00:12:32,078 --> 00:12:34,789
Oh...that?

376
00:12:34,872 --> 00:12:36,958
Sorry.

377
00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:38,668
So none of it was real?

378
00:12:38,751 --> 00:12:40,003
Josh, I was sent
from the future

379
00:12:40,086 --> 00:12:43,339
to protect the man who
saves humanity from itself.

380
00:12:43,423 --> 00:12:46,175
‐I'm a soldier.
‐Okay, but when we kissed,

381
00:12:46,259 --> 00:12:47,719
like, you didn't feel anything?

382
00:12:47,802 --> 00:12:49,721
Um, I was trying to figure out

383
00:12:49,804 --> 00:12:51,723
if an attack was imminent.

384
00:12:51,806 --> 00:12:53,224
What, so your eyes
were open and shit?

385
00:12:53,308 --> 00:12:55,560
Yeah, my eyes were
fucking open, Josh.

386
00:12:55,643 --> 00:12:57,603
Oh my God.

387
00:12:57,687 --> 00:12:58,771
In case you haven't noticed,

388
00:12:58,855 --> 00:13:01,691
there is something much
bigger going on here.

389
00:13:01,774 --> 00:13:03,860
I know, I just‐‐

390
00:13:03,943 --> 00:13:05,069
I really liked you,

391
00:13:05,153 --> 00:13:07,822
and I thought that
you liked me too.

392
00:13:07,905 --> 00:13:09,490
You're a good man,
you have a good heart,

393
00:13:09,574 --> 00:13:11,868
I don't blame you
for being taken in.

394
00:13:11,951 --> 00:13:13,703
The good news is, you
can still play a role

395
00:13:13,786 --> 00:13:14,996
in saving the world.

396
00:13:15,079 --> 00:13:16,331
What about the file room?

397
00:13:16,414 --> 00:13:17,749
I mean, we were
really vibing there.

398
00:13:17,832 --> 00:13:19,667
Josh, I need you to focus.

399
00:13:19,751 --> 00:13:20,960
I'm going to be dead soon.

400
00:13:21,044 --> 00:13:23,838
You need to get Tiger
and Wolf outside alone.

401
00:13:23,921 --> 00:13:27,175
Everyone under this
roof is in danger.

402
00:13:27,258 --> 00:13:31,220
Why would you winky‐face
my Instagram post

403
00:13:31,304 --> 00:13:32,847
if you didn't even like me?

404
00:13:32,930 --> 00:13:34,015
(Jeri sighs exasperatedly)

405
00:13:34,098 --> 00:13:36,809
Seriously, are we still on this?

406
00:13:36,893 --> 00:13:39,645
(party chatter)

407
00:13:39,729 --> 00:13:42,523
I'm going to the bathroom now.

408
00:13:42,607 --> 00:13:44,650
So what did the chimp do...

409
00:13:44,734 --> 00:13:47,403
(party chatter)

410
00:13:47,487 --> 00:13:48,988
Excuse me.

411
00:13:49,072 --> 00:13:50,323
Wow, that's sad.

412
00:13:50,406 --> 00:13:52,200
It sounds like
a sad ending, man.

413
00:13:58,456 --> 00:14:02,251
(baby burbling)

414
00:14:05,338 --> 00:14:07,799
♪ Fa‐la‐la‐la‐la,
la‐la‐la‐la ♪

415
00:14:07,882 --> 00:14:10,551
♪ 'Tis the season
to be jolly ♪

416
00:14:10,635 --> 00:14:13,930
♪ Fa‐la‐la‐la‐la,
la‐la‐la‐la ♪

417
00:14:14,013 --> 00:14:17,725
Where do you think
you're going, Sparky?

418
00:14:17,809 --> 00:14:21,979
Ooh, not on the
rat hole‐‐uh, mouth.

419
00:14:22,063 --> 00:14:26,400
Okay, wow, bold.

420
00:14:26,484 --> 00:14:28,653
Well, it's your
lucky night, mister,

421
00:14:28,736 --> 00:14:31,614
because you're hot
and I am newly divorced.

422
00:14:31,697 --> 00:14:33,866
(unzipping)

423
00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:37,745
(moist mumbling)

424
00:14:38,663 --> 00:14:42,500
(rattling, clattering)

425
00:14:45,378 --> 00:14:47,380
Should have been me.

426
00:14:47,463 --> 00:14:49,382
♪

427
00:14:49,465 --> 00:14:51,008
(forceful gulp)

428
00:14:51,092 --> 00:14:53,219
It should have been me!

429
00:14:53,302 --> 00:14:54,679
(moaning through wall)

430
00:14:54,762 --> 00:14:58,141
I got a nice
surprise for you, Jeri.

431
00:14:58,224 --> 00:15:00,393
I got a real nice surprise.

432
00:15:00,476 --> 00:15:02,311
♪

433
00:15:02,395 --> 00:15:04,730
You know who that is?

434
00:15:04,814 --> 00:15:06,149
It's Elias Kronish.

435
00:15:06,232 --> 00:15:08,192
And if you don't start
giving me answers,

436
00:15:08,276 --> 00:15:11,571
he's about to go kablooey.

437
00:15:11,654 --> 00:15:12,822
‐Tiger!
‐You're bluffing.

438
00:15:12,905 --> 00:15:13,865
Your TTD is broken.

439
00:15:13,948 --> 00:15:15,491
Why else would you be
asking so many questions

440
00:15:15,575 --> 00:15:16,742
about ours?

441
00:15:16,826 --> 00:15:18,035
Maybe.

442
00:15:18,119 --> 00:15:19,203
Maybe not.

443
00:15:19,287 --> 00:15:20,496
But when I fuck
your entire future

444
00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:22,331
just straight up the ass,

445
00:15:22,415 --> 00:15:24,458
you'll be really
proud you held out.

446
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:26,878
I‐‐I don't like
where this is going.

447
00:15:26,961 --> 00:15:28,045
You're telling me

448
00:15:28,129 --> 00:15:30,089
you used your TTD to
jump back to the '40s,

449
00:15:30,173 --> 00:15:31,257
kidnap Kornish as a baby,

450
00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:32,842
then came back here
to prove it to me?

451
00:15:32,925 --> 00:15:34,802
‐That's crazy.
‐Is it?

452
00:15:34,886 --> 00:15:36,179
What do you know
about time travel?

453
00:15:36,262 --> 00:15:38,264
Multiverses,
alternate realities?

454
00:15:38,347 --> 00:15:39,348
Time loops?

455
00:15:39,432 --> 00:15:40,474
Uh, everything?

456
00:15:40,558 --> 00:15:41,851
That's, like, the
first knowledge pill

457
00:15:41,934 --> 00:15:43,603
they put into our womb fluid.

458
00:15:43,686 --> 00:15:47,106
Well then...pod scum,

459
00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:49,192
you know that all this
time travel bullshit

460
00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:50,943
makes no fucking sense.

461
00:15:51,027 --> 00:15:52,361
There's no logic to it.

462
00:15:52,445 --> 00:15:54,155
So it is entirely possible

463
00:15:54,238 --> 00:15:55,531
that that's Elias Kronish,

464
00:15:55,615 --> 00:15:56,866
and you know what will happen

465
00:15:56,949 --> 00:15:58,451
when I pull the trigger.

466
00:15:58,534 --> 00:16:00,870
♪

467
00:16:00,953 --> 00:16:02,663
I wouldn't put it past
you to kill a baby.

468
00:16:02,747 --> 00:16:04,123
Tiger, you're freaking me out!

469
00:16:04,207 --> 00:16:05,708
You should be freaked out.

470
00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:07,585
She doesn't care about babies.

471
00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:09,712
She doesn't have
a family of her own.

472
00:16:09,795 --> 00:16:12,757
She's not connected
to anyone or anything.

473
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,718
Give me the
whereabouts of your TTD,

474
00:16:15,801 --> 00:16:19,680
or Baby Kronish here is
going to get an echoblast

475
00:16:19,764 --> 00:16:22,433
to his soft, little baby head.

476
00:16:22,516 --> 00:16:23,893
♪

477
00:16:23,976 --> 00:16:26,646
(weapon energizes with a whir)

478
00:16:26,729 --> 00:16:29,523
♪

479
00:16:29,607 --> 00:16:31,609
We're not going
to be stranded here.

480
00:16:31,692 --> 00:16:32,568
No!

481
00:16:32,652 --> 00:16:33,653
Wait, stop, stop, stop,

482
00:16:33,736 --> 00:16:35,154
it's not even Elias Kronish!

483
00:16:35,238 --> 00:16:36,906
It's the neighbors'
baby, Baby Wallace!

484
00:16:36,989 --> 00:16:38,783
He's innocent, he's innocent!

485
00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:40,993
(door opening)

486
00:16:42,161 --> 00:16:44,372
(baby squalling)

487
00:16:44,455 --> 00:16:47,250
Well, looks like
everyone's having fun

488
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:49,919
but old Uncle Barry.

489
00:16:50,002 --> 00:16:53,589
♪

490
00:16:53,673 --> 00:16:55,841
You guys ever had one
of these blowjob things?

491
00:16:55,925 --> 00:16:57,677
(coughing)

492
00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,929
♪

493
00:17:00,012 --> 00:17:01,013
So.

494
00:17:01,097 --> 00:17:02,098
What did I miss?

495
00:17:02,181 --> 00:17:03,224
Oh, I was just
telling everyone

496
00:17:03,307 --> 00:17:05,184
what you did to my
penis in the bathroom.

497
00:17:05,268 --> 00:17:06,269
Oh.

498
00:17:06,352 --> 00:17:07,603
(she chuckles)

499
00:17:07,687 --> 00:17:09,939
You're going to want
to wash those hand towels.

500
00:17:10,022 --> 00:17:14,568
♪

501
00:17:14,652 --> 00:17:16,028
You‐‐you took it too far, Tiger.

502
00:17:16,112 --> 00:17:17,530
Oh, I'm just getting started.

503
00:17:17,613 --> 00:17:19,782
What you did in there
was risky and insane.

504
00:17:19,865 --> 00:17:20,950
What did you think,
I was actually going

505
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:22,451
to kill that thing?

506
00:17:22,535 --> 00:17:24,328
Yeah, definitely.

507
00:17:24,412 --> 00:17:25,538
‐Maybe.
‐I had to explain to you

508
00:17:25,621 --> 00:17:27,456
what a baby is four days ago.

509
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:28,457
Okay, clearly
you don't understand

510
00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:29,875
the fragility of this thing

511
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:31,794
or how much he means
to his parents.

512
00:17:31,877 --> 00:17:33,421
That used to be my room.

513
00:17:33,504 --> 00:17:36,048
Nothing like that ever
happened when I lived there.

514
00:17:36,132 --> 00:17:38,718
Can you‐‐can you please
just take him downstairs,

515
00:17:38,801 --> 00:17:40,386
and him?

516
00:17:40,469 --> 00:17:41,679
Let me have a go at Jeri.

517
00:17:41,762 --> 00:17:42,847
You're no match for her.

518
00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:45,558
And you are?

519
00:17:45,641 --> 00:17:47,643
Tiger.

520
00:17:47,727 --> 00:17:48,978
We've got six minutes.

521
00:17:49,061 --> 00:17:50,229
Okay, just give me four.

522
00:17:50,313 --> 00:17:52,064
I can do this, trust me.

523
00:17:52,148 --> 00:17:54,567
‐Fine.
‐Okay.

524
00:17:54,650 --> 00:17:55,651
There we go.

525
00:17:55,735 --> 00:17:58,487
‐Be careful.
‐I know, I get it.

526
00:17:58,571 --> 00:18:01,449
‐Let him have a go at Jeri.
‐Barry...

527
00:18:01,532 --> 00:18:03,451
I know, right?

528
00:18:03,534 --> 00:18:06,454
♪

529
00:18:06,537 --> 00:18:09,206
They were going to shoot
your baby in a sheet fort,

530
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:10,499
and there's a broad out there

531
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:13,085
with a shoe sticking
out of her neck.

532
00:18:13,169 --> 00:18:15,463
New low, Barry,
you are cut off.

533
00:18:15,546 --> 00:18:16,881
Okay.

534
00:18:16,964 --> 00:18:18,382
‐You'll see.
‐Tiger,

535
00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:19,550
I was just telling everybody

536
00:18:19,634 --> 00:18:22,261
about what an unusual
upbringing you had.

537
00:18:22,345 --> 00:18:24,013
I never heard
of a war leader.

538
00:18:24,096 --> 00:18:25,431
No, he meant nothing to me.

539
00:18:25,514 --> 00:18:27,600
Well, we just did
these DNA tests

540
00:18:27,683 --> 00:18:28,893
and discovered family members

541
00:18:28,976 --> 00:18:30,519
we didn't even know we had.

542
00:18:30,603 --> 00:18:31,520
And I was thinking,

543
00:18:31,604 --> 00:18:32,897
what if you have family members

544
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:34,273
that you didn't know you had?

545
00:18:34,357 --> 00:18:36,692
Doubt it. They're all dead,
everybody'd dead.

546
00:18:36,776 --> 00:18:38,527
No‐‐no, the ones you
know about are dead,

547
00:18:38,611 --> 00:18:40,196
but what about the ones
you don't know about?

548
00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:41,614
They could be alive!

549
00:18:41,697 --> 00:18:44,408
No, it's better to assume
that they're dead too.

550
00:18:44,492 --> 00:18:46,160
Holidays are tough.

551
00:18:46,243 --> 00:18:48,454
Tiger, there must be
someone out there for you.

552
00:18:48,537 --> 00:18:50,706
I discovered a whole
branch to my family tree

553
00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:53,042
going back hundreds of years.

554
00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:54,585
Wait, hundreds of years?

555
00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:56,379
‐Yeah.
‐You‐‐you found

556
00:18:56,462 --> 00:19:00,049
lost family members with
this tracking system?

557
00:19:00,132 --> 00:19:01,050
Oh yeah.

558
00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:02,426
Might not want
to go too far back.

559
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:04,929
(chuckling)

560
00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:06,597
Nah, you'll be all right.

561
00:19:06,681 --> 00:19:08,724
♪

562
00:19:08,808 --> 00:19:11,435
It's over, Josh.

563
00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:13,437
I'm sorry I lied to you,

564
00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:15,940
but the world can still
know how good and kind‐‐

565
00:19:16,023 --> 00:19:17,191
(knocking at door)

566
00:19:17,274 --> 00:19:19,235
Joshie, is everything
okay in there?

567
00:19:19,318 --> 00:19:23,280
Jesus fucking Christ, Mom,
I'm going to kill you!

568
00:19:23,364 --> 00:19:26,575
You‐‐you have got to give
me some space, please, okay?

569
00:19:26,659 --> 00:19:28,786
‐I'm not a baby.
‐Well, I know.

570
00:19:28,869 --> 00:19:30,121
And I don't need your checkups

571
00:19:30,204 --> 00:19:31,288
and I don't need your sweets.

572
00:19:31,372 --> 00:19:32,373
Well, it's just
that you've been up here

573
00:19:32,456 --> 00:19:33,499
the whole time.

574
00:19:33,582 --> 00:19:34,792
I've been up here for 18 minutes

575
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:35,918
and 30 seconds, tops.

576
00:19:36,001 --> 00:19:37,586
Well, but everybody
else is downstairs.

577
00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:40,089
I don't care what
everyone else is doing!

578
00:19:40,172 --> 00:19:42,091
Okay, this is my life.

579
00:19:42,174 --> 00:19:45,761
Just, please, leave
me the fuck alone.

580
00:19:45,845 --> 00:19:47,304
Okay.

581
00:19:47,388 --> 00:19:49,098
Oh my God.

582
00:19:49,181 --> 00:19:51,308
You should take it easy on her.

583
00:19:51,392 --> 00:19:52,935
Give me a break, Jeri, okay?

584
00:19:53,018 --> 00:19:54,103
I'm not supposed
to tell you this,

585
00:19:54,186 --> 00:19:56,772
but this isn't going
to be your life forever.

586
00:19:56,856 --> 00:19:57,982
You know my future?

587
00:19:58,065 --> 00:19:59,608
Of course I know your future!

588
00:19:59,692 --> 00:20:01,402
At least, what it
was supposed to be.

589
00:20:01,485 --> 00:20:04,572
Let me guess, you
have detailed files.

590
00:20:04,655 --> 00:20:06,365
You were going to move
out of this house,

591
00:20:06,449 --> 00:20:07,533
get a better job,

592
00:20:07,616 --> 00:20:09,744
‐meet a girl.
‐That seems pretty general.

593
00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:10,995
Her name is Lena.

594
00:20:11,078 --> 00:20:12,455
She's two years
older than you

595
00:20:12,538 --> 00:20:15,791
and sweet and shy
but slyly funny.

596
00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:16,959
She's a graphic designer

597
00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:19,044
and she drives
a vintage Volvo.

598
00:20:19,128 --> 00:20:20,629
That's too specific.

599
00:20:20,713 --> 00:20:21,839
Look, it doesn't matter.

600
00:20:21,922 --> 00:20:23,674
I'm rewriting my future as I go.

601
00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:25,843
And it's changing you.

602
00:20:25,926 --> 00:20:27,470
They are changing you.

603
00:20:27,553 --> 00:20:29,346
Did you talk to you mother
like that a week ago?

604
00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:30,973
Is that who you're becoming?

605
00:20:31,056 --> 00:20:34,935
Josh, control isn't always
about influencing events.

606
00:20:35,019 --> 00:20:38,481
Control is sometimes
about yielding to what is.

607
00:20:38,564 --> 00:20:40,566
Look, you can still
walk away from this.

608
00:20:40,649 --> 00:20:43,319
(Josh sighs)

609
00:20:43,402 --> 00:20:45,488
I just jumped right
in with two feet.

610
00:20:45,571 --> 00:20:47,656
♪

611
00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:50,659
Just felt so good to be
a part of something.

612
00:20:50,743 --> 00:20:52,328
You still can be.

613
00:20:52,411 --> 00:20:58,000
♪

614
00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:59,335
All right.

615
00:20:59,418 --> 00:21:01,212
♪

616
00:21:01,295 --> 00:21:04,048
Tell me what
you want me to do.

617
00:21:04,131 --> 00:21:06,300
I want out.

618
00:21:09,094 --> 00:21:11,222
You're doing the right thing.

619
00:21:12,264 --> 00:21:13,599
Then why do I feel so shitty?

620
00:21:13,682 --> 00:21:17,102
Being a hero doesn't
always feel heroic?

621
00:21:17,186 --> 00:21:19,104
Sounds like the
tagline to my life.

622
00:21:19,188 --> 00:21:20,397
"Meet Josh Futterman.

623
00:21:20,481 --> 00:21:21,732
He doesn't get the girl,

624
00:21:21,816 --> 00:21:22,775
he betrays his friends.

625
00:21:22,858 --> 00:21:24,610
Sometimes, it take
a loser to win."

626
00:21:24,693 --> 00:21:25,778
If it's any consolation,

627
00:21:25,861 --> 00:21:27,446
I couldn't give Tiger
what she wanted anyway.

628
00:21:27,530 --> 00:21:30,533
We don't even have
time machines.

629
00:21:30,616 --> 00:21:31,867
What do you mean?

630
00:21:31,951 --> 00:21:33,494
How do you get here, then?

631
00:21:33,577 --> 00:21:35,037
We jump in.

632
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,580
It's a one‐way ticket.

633
00:21:36,664 --> 00:21:38,207
I mean, do you have
any idea how risky it is

634
00:21:38,290 --> 00:21:40,751
to bring future
tech into the past?

635
00:21:40,835 --> 00:21:43,671
Yeah, Time Travel 101.

636
00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:48,551
So you mean, without
any more Cameronium,

637
00:21:48,634 --> 00:21:50,052
they're stuck here
no matter what.

638
00:21:50,135 --> 00:21:52,096
Considering Cameronium's
not even a thing

639
00:21:52,179 --> 00:21:55,474
for another six years, yeah.

640
00:21:55,558 --> 00:21:56,684
What happens in six years?

641
00:21:56,767 --> 00:22:02,857
♪ In 2023, James Cameron
dove beneath the sea ♪

642
00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:03,858
James Cameron?

643
00:22:03,941 --> 00:22:05,401
Like, the director
James Cameron?

644
00:22:05,484 --> 00:22:09,363
Sir James Cameron,
father of modern science.

645
00:22:09,446 --> 00:22:10,865
Shut up!

646
00:22:10,948 --> 00:22:13,617
Cameronium is named
after James Cameron?

647
00:22:13,701 --> 00:22:14,702
Mm‐hm.

648
00:22:14,785 --> 00:22:16,412
Why, because he has,
like, a hard‐on

649
00:22:16,495 --> 00:22:17,830
for cool underwater shit?

650
00:22:17,913 --> 00:22:21,417
In 2023, James Cameron
pilots his submersible,

651
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,920
the Deepsea Challenge
Extreme XG Ultra,

652
00:22:25,004 --> 00:22:26,463
to the deepest
part of the ocean.

653
00:22:26,547 --> 00:22:28,299
He pulls a variety of samples,

654
00:22:28,382 --> 00:22:30,676
including a
phosphorescent microorganism

655
00:22:30,759 --> 00:22:32,469
he thinks looks cool.

656
00:22:32,553 --> 00:22:35,431
It sits in his
home lab for 10 years

657
00:22:35,514 --> 00:22:37,349
before anyone figures out
what it is

658
00:22:37,433 --> 00:22:38,684
and what it can do.

659
00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:40,936
Of course, Cameronium.

660
00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:43,647
So I grabbed Eagle and I said,

661
00:22:43,731 --> 00:22:44,982
"You're going
through that acid fire

662
00:22:45,065 --> 00:22:46,859
and retrieving
the Yusopov amulet

663
00:22:46,942 --> 00:22:48,861
or none of us are going to
make it back to Storm Base 9

664
00:22:48,944 --> 00:22:50,446
before the Jizzadrean
Kill Squad."

665
00:22:50,529 --> 00:22:53,657
Wait, what's the Jizzadrean
Kill Squad again?

666
00:22:53,741 --> 00:22:54,783
The JKS?

667
00:22:54,867 --> 00:22:56,619
Elite tactical unit.

668
00:22:56,702 --> 00:22:59,288
Genetic enhancement,
degraded empathy.

669
00:22:59,371 --> 00:23:01,916
More machine than human, really.

670
00:23:01,999 --> 00:23:06,003
They will cut your nuts
clean off with a...

671
00:23:06,086 --> 00:23:07,630
(crashing)

672
00:23:07,713 --> 00:23:08,756
(exclaims)

673
00:23:08,839 --> 00:23:11,175
(gun cocking)

674
00:23:11,258 --> 00:23:12,301
Uncle Barry?

675
00:23:12,384 --> 00:23:13,802
You little shit, stop it!

676
00:23:13,886 --> 00:23:25,773
♪

677
00:23:25,856 --> 00:23:27,524
It was you.

678
00:23:27,608 --> 00:23:29,151
And you.

679
00:23:29,234 --> 00:23:32,154
And Josh was there too!

680
00:23:32,237 --> 00:23:33,614
Yeah!

681
00:23:33,697 --> 00:23:34,573
(gun cocking)

682
00:23:34,657 --> 00:23:35,532
(screaming)

683
00:23:35,616 --> 00:23:38,702
This is the Futterman house!

684
00:23:38,786 --> 00:23:40,579
We'll take care of ourselves,

685
00:23:40,663 --> 00:23:43,040
oh, we'll protect ourselves.

686
00:23:43,123 --> 00:23:44,208
Oh geez.

687
00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:45,334
You.

688
00:23:45,417 --> 00:23:46,710
You broke into my house

689
00:23:46,794 --> 00:23:47,920
and you terrorized me

690
00:23:48,003 --> 00:23:49,171
when I was a little boy.

691
00:23:49,254 --> 00:23:50,547
We've been over this.

692
00:23:50,631 --> 00:23:53,342
Those were Latino
hoodlums and a small boy!

693
00:23:53,425 --> 00:23:55,219
No...

694
00:23:55,302 --> 00:23:57,513
‐...it was them.
‐Barry, for the love of Pete,

695
00:23:57,596 --> 00:23:59,390
these people had
nothing to do with that.

696
00:23:59,473 --> 00:24:01,100
Think about what you're saying!

697
00:24:01,183 --> 00:24:02,226
No!

698
00:24:02,309 --> 00:24:03,352
(Barry yells)

699
00:24:03,435 --> 00:24:04,645
You're going to pay
attention to me.

700
00:24:04,728 --> 00:24:06,689
Why don't you get your
stupid head out of

701
00:24:06,772 --> 00:24:09,191
this time‐traveling
guy's butthole?

702
00:24:09,274 --> 00:24:11,694
Barry, Corey is a friend.

703
00:24:11,777 --> 00:24:12,861
Oh.

704
00:24:12,945 --> 00:24:15,990
Is he the friend kid
brother you never had?

705
00:24:16,073 --> 00:24:18,534
Well, I'm right here.

706
00:24:18,617 --> 00:24:19,952
I'm your friend brother too,

707
00:24:20,035 --> 00:24:23,497
but you don't treat me
like a friend brother.

708
00:24:23,580 --> 00:24:25,499
You treat me like
friend garbage.

709
00:24:25,582 --> 00:24:26,875
Barry, that is not true!

710
00:24:26,959 --> 00:24:29,211
Oh, sad to sorry to say.

711
00:24:29,294 --> 00:24:31,213
This ends in a shootout, right?

712
00:24:31,296 --> 00:24:32,423
Blood feud.

713
00:24:32,506 --> 00:24:33,841
‐I was good at it.
‐Yeah, I don't know.

714
00:24:33,924 --> 00:24:36,301
You said that
Wanda would like me.

715
00:24:36,385 --> 00:24:38,554
I said she might
like you, might.

716
00:24:38,637 --> 00:24:42,141
You said she's
eager to meet people.

717
00:24:42,224 --> 00:24:43,225
Not that eager.

718
00:24:43,308 --> 00:24:45,728
‐I have a gun.
‐Oh God.

719
00:24:45,811 --> 00:24:48,397
I got my eye on you two.

720
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,482
Don't point that gun at them.

721
00:24:50,566 --> 00:24:52,026
You're not mad at them.

722
00:24:52,109 --> 00:24:54,278
You're mad at me.

723
00:24:54,361 --> 00:24:57,322
♪

724
00:24:57,406 --> 00:25:00,242
I'm pretty sure
I'm mad at them.

725
00:25:00,325 --> 00:25:02,244
I haven't been
a very good brother.

726
00:25:02,327 --> 00:25:04,413
♪

727
00:25:04,496 --> 00:25:06,081
You used to lock
me in my room

728
00:25:06,165 --> 00:25:08,584
and then tell me
the house was on fire.

729
00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:10,252
I can disarm this man
with haste and brutality,

730
00:25:10,335 --> 00:25:11,628
‐just say the word.
‐No, no.

731
00:25:11,712 --> 00:25:13,422
They need to work this out.

732
00:25:13,505 --> 00:25:15,090
♪

733
00:25:15,174 --> 00:25:17,760
That's not how you treat family.

734
00:25:17,843 --> 00:25:19,553
Family's somebody
to look out for,

735
00:25:19,636 --> 00:25:22,473
especially when someone's
having a hard time.

736
00:25:22,556 --> 00:25:26,060
It has not been easy.

737
00:25:26,143 --> 00:25:28,771
I should probably not drink.

738
00:25:28,854 --> 00:25:30,773
We're going to get you help

739
00:25:30,856 --> 00:25:32,357
because we love you.

740
00:25:32,441 --> 00:25:35,986
♪

741
00:25:36,070 --> 00:25:37,738
How about you and I
go back to the bathroom

742
00:25:37,821 --> 00:25:40,574
and take this
rat hole for a spin?

743
00:25:40,657 --> 00:25:42,326
I will do anything you say.

744
00:25:42,409 --> 00:25:43,869
Mm‐hm.

745
00:25:43,952 --> 00:25:46,288
(weeping)

746
00:25:46,371 --> 00:25:58,634
♪

747
00:25:58,717 --> 00:26:02,221
So you've been stranded here
waiting for shit to go down

748
00:26:02,304 --> 00:26:03,806
for three years?

749
00:26:03,889 --> 00:26:06,600
Stuck being Stu's assistant?

750
00:26:06,683 --> 00:26:08,102
Yeah, pretty crazy, huh?

751
00:26:08,185 --> 00:26:10,229
The things you do
for the cause.

752
00:26:10,312 --> 00:26:12,147
What, like
pretending to like me?

753
00:26:12,231 --> 00:26:13,232
You know what?

754
00:26:13,315 --> 00:26:15,567
That part actually
wasn't that hard.

755
00:26:15,651 --> 00:26:17,111
Well...

756
00:26:17,194 --> 00:26:19,738
I mean, every guy I've
ever been attracted to

757
00:26:19,822 --> 00:26:22,658
has been genetically perfect.

758
00:26:22,741 --> 00:26:26,703
Hyperintelligent, like,
basically flawless.

759
00:26:26,787 --> 00:26:28,705
And then I met you.

760
00:26:28,789 --> 00:26:30,332
Okay.

761
00:26:30,415 --> 00:26:32,167
No, no‐‐and I liked it.

762
00:26:32,251 --> 00:26:35,712
You're just so different.

763
00:26:35,796 --> 00:26:37,673
You're so flawed

764
00:26:37,756 --> 00:26:40,259
but funny, and...

765
00:26:40,342 --> 00:26:41,510
genuine.

766
00:26:41,593 --> 00:26:44,346
♪

767
00:26:44,429 --> 00:26:45,722
I had my butterflies
in my stomach

768
00:26:45,806 --> 00:26:47,307
before I kissed you.

769
00:26:47,391 --> 00:26:50,978
I thought those had been
engineered out of me!

770
00:26:51,061 --> 00:26:52,521
And I did it
because I wanted to,

771
00:26:52,604 --> 00:26:53,730
not because I had to.

772
00:26:53,814 --> 00:26:55,691
I knew it.

773
00:26:55,774 --> 00:26:57,693
I knew that you liked me.

774
00:26:57,776 --> 00:26:59,194
(Jeri chuckles)

775
00:26:59,278 --> 00:27:01,864
Yeah.

776
00:27:01,947 --> 00:27:03,282
I probably should have
copped to that earlier,

777
00:27:03,365 --> 00:27:05,826
but I don't know, my
training and everything?

778
00:27:05,909 --> 00:27:07,536
Oh no.

779
00:27:07,619 --> 00:27:09,997
No, no, no.

780
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,833
I'm glad you didn't.

781
00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:15,502
Because to be honest,

782
00:27:15,586 --> 00:27:19,256
it allowed me to play the
sad‐sack wounded little bird

783
00:27:19,339 --> 00:27:20,966
who you'd tell everything to.

784
00:27:21,049 --> 00:27:22,718
♪

785
00:27:22,801 --> 00:27:26,847
You were so caught up
in my feelings, Jer,

786
00:27:26,930 --> 00:27:28,807
you kind of let your guard down.

787
00:27:28,891 --> 00:27:32,144
You see, we do have a TTD.

788
00:27:32,227 --> 00:27:35,105
And we're not out of Cameronium.

789
00:27:35,188 --> 00:27:38,901
And you just told me
how, when, and where

790
00:27:38,984 --> 00:27:40,193
to get more.

791
00:27:40,277 --> 00:27:41,987
Oh fuck.

792
00:27:42,070 --> 00:27:45,407
As fucked up as those
people are out there,

793
00:27:45,490 --> 00:27:48,827
they never lied to me
about who they are.

794
00:27:48,911 --> 00:27:50,537
And your whole pod person

795
00:27:50,621 --> 00:27:53,373
perfect society
population control thing?

796
00:27:53,457 --> 00:27:55,208
Well, that shit is just scary.

797
00:27:55,292 --> 00:27:58,545
I'm fighting for their
future, not yours.

798
00:27:58,629 --> 00:28:00,881
So why don't you
contemplate that

799
00:28:00,964 --> 00:28:02,257
in the next 30 sec‐‐

800
00:28:02,341 --> 00:28:03,800
(splattering explosion)

801
00:28:05,010 --> 00:28:07,137
All right, we're
almost out of time.

802
00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:09,765
We're gonna need, we need...

803
00:28:09,848 --> 00:28:12,017
Oh, look at that.

804
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,936
You get everything we needed?

805
00:28:14,019 --> 00:28:14,937
Yeah.

806
00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:18,357
I got it, everything.

807
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,775
Good.

808
00:28:19,858 --> 00:28:21,485
Well, looks like
she won't be playing

809
00:28:21,568 --> 00:28:23,278
any more head games with us.

810
00:28:25,030 --> 00:28:26,114
Too soon.

811
00:28:26,198 --> 00:28:27,115
(beeping)

812
00:28:27,199 --> 00:28:28,492
This is Lamar Price saying

813
00:28:28,575 --> 00:28:31,370
your time is up,
Josh Futterman.

814
00:28:31,453 --> 00:28:32,788
The fuck, Tiger.

815
00:28:32,871 --> 00:28:34,665
She exploded early.

816
00:28:34,748 --> 00:28:35,874
Yeah, it's Gamma Protocol.

817
00:28:35,958 --> 00:28:37,459
It's always like
give or take a minute.

818
00:28:37,542 --> 00:28:38,669
Tiger, Josh!

819
00:28:38,752 --> 00:28:40,837
We're going to take
a picture down here.

820
00:28:40,921 --> 00:28:42,965
Bring Jeri if she's
feeling up to it.

821
00:28:43,048 --> 00:28:44,967
(thud)

822
00:28:46,927 --> 00:28:49,805
Be right there!

823
00:28:49,888 --> 00:28:52,432
I know how to get
more Cameronium.

824
00:28:52,516 --> 00:28:54,643
But we've got to get
out of here fast.

825
00:28:54,726 --> 00:28:57,729
Just...just give me a minute.

826
00:28:57,813 --> 00:28:58,981
Yeah.

827
00:28:59,064 --> 00:29:01,024
And you should probably...

828
00:29:01,108 --> 00:29:02,025
you know.

829
00:29:02,109 --> 00:29:03,652
Yeah, yeah.

830
00:29:03,735 --> 00:29:08,073
♪

831
00:29:08,156 --> 00:29:09,574
(door closes)

832
00:29:09,658 --> 00:29:53,660
♪

833
00:29:59,291 --> 00:30:04,087
♪