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Last season on "Future Man"...

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Whoo-ha-ha-ha!

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- Who are you people?
- The game is a recruitment

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and training tool sent back in time.

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You're gonna help us save the world.

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You're the savior.

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The mission is to stop
him from getting herpes,

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prevent him from becoming a scientist,

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and then he never creates the cure.

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I'm really sorry, sir.

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Sorry doesn't re-swab those urethras.

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That's enough, Dr. Camillo.

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I'm sorry, Dr. Kronish.

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- Stu.
- Did I take your bench?

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- I'm... I'm sorry.
- No, Stu, it's me.

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What is going on with this timeline?

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- Hey, hey, JFutz.
- You're home earls, bro.

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- My name is Jewish.
- That's the Kronitorium

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where the super-cure was engineered.

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Where the Biotics were born.

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No, if someone's gonna kill
Kronish, it should be me.

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We'll never forget what you did here.

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When that thing goes green,

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that means Kronish is dead and
the final charge has been set.

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Then, you guys get back to the future

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and do not come back
for me no matter what.

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I did it!

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You did it, huh?

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I take it, no word from
your time-traveling pals?

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Some friends.

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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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_

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- Oh, my Gosh.
- I got you now.

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That's right. Teach you
to fuck with me again.

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Yeah, there you go.
Oh, yeah, you're struggling.

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I like that. Just gives me more power.

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Take it.

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Come on. That's right.

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There you go. How's that feel?

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Yeah, shut that big
mouth once and for all.

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Tricked you with a worm, you idiot.

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That's right. I'm a man.

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You're a fish. I live in a house.

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You live in a lake.

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There you go. Stop fighting.

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Paul?

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Oh-ho-ho! Joosh.

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You know, this... this fishing game,

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this is one of the best fishing
games ever I ever played,

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and I've played a shitload
of fishing games.

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Not on my work time. On my private time.

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You know, I would never do anything

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while I'm working for you, sir.

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Okay, cool. Uh, one question though.

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How am I here?

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The last thing I remember,
I was in prison,

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- and there was this...
- Big, flash of light, right?

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Wait, how do you know that?

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It happened again.

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What?

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Let's go over it one more time.

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When you were in prison,

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you started seeing these
flashes of light,

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and, uh, having seizures.

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- Okay.
- Yeah, it was terrible.

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You know, gave you complete memory loss.

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Doctor's figured out it was

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because of the nuts in your prison food.

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Yeah, I mean, I have a nut allergy,

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but it doesn't give me seizures.

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Well, you have too many nuts,
you shake like a maraca.

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So the prison had to decide

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whether or not to hire
you a private chef

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or send you home under house arrest.

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But they figured, you know,

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hiring a private chef
for "The Krona-bomber,"

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that's a PR nightmare.
So they sent you home.

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And that wasn't a PR nightmare?

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It's kind of like a
pick-your-poison thing.

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You know, 'cause now
you're eating nut-free meals,

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but occasionally, you'll see
these flashes of light,

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and then you'll forget everything,

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and I gotta explain it to
you, and it's super boring.

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I've, like, told you this
story, like, 15 times.

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Okay, and... and you and
Tracy still work for me?

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No, yeah, Tracy had a problem
working for a terrorist.

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Me, not so much.

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As long as the checks clear,

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I'm your man, JFutz.

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Mmm.

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But if I'm on house arrest,

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why don't I have an ankle bracelet on.

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I mean, what's to stop me
from just walking out the door?

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The bullet I'd put in
the back of your skull.

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Just kidding.

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I'd just pop your knee clean out.

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Paulie, is he seizing up again?

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Yeah, we got a regular
Lucy Whitmore over here.

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That's a character portrayed
by Drew Barrymore

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in the film "50 First Dates."

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Please don't tell me you forgot that.

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So you're...

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- like, my personal guard now?
- Bingo.

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Whoa, "Vermont Fishing Hole."

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Hey, any nibbles, Paulie?

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Pull up a pole. Find out
yourself, my friend.

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Wait, wait, hang on a second.
That doesn't make any sense.

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Prisons have to deal with food
allergies on a daily basis.

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There must be thousands of options

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that are... that are better
than sending me home.

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I'm a convicted terrorist.

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I was given 101 consecutive
life sentences,

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and "USA Today" said that I was
the most hated man in America.

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Ooh, and the "New York Post"
dubbed you Little Boy Blue.

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B-L-E-W.

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'Cause you blew up the building.

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And you're small in stature.

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Okay, so the terrorist gets the door.

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Oh, shit, peonies!

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I didn't know they were in season.

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Neither did I.

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I'm gonna have to pick up some

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of those for the widow Santiago.

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Stu Camillo?

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Stuart Gavin Camillo?

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Ooh, who's that? Old flame?

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No, it's a guy that I used to work with,

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but I have no idea why he
would send me flowers.

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Hmm, but why do you think
he might send you flowers?

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I don't know.

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I just thought he always
kind of hated me.

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Objection. Speculation.

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- Let's get into the real.
- Yeah, hmm.

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Why does this guy hate you?

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I really don't know.

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He was just always a dick to me.

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Really? For no reason?

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Wh... why do you care?

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Don't you find it curious

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that a man you considered "a dick"

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would purchase this
tasteful floral arrangement?

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Clearly this isn't a gas
station impulse buy.

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Yeah, these are Majorcan peonies.

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You know what the street
value of these are?

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I don't. No.

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12.50 a bulb.

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Mm-hmm.

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I think I'm gonna go upstairs
and lie down a little.

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- This is all just sort of...
- Wait.

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Don't you wanna write him
a thank you note first?

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- What?
- Yeah.

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Etiquette dictates, when
someone sends you flowers,

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- you write them a thank you.
- Since when?

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Everyone knows you gotta write a note

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before the last petal falls.

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I don't wanna say anything to Stu.

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Okay, fine, fine. I'll write it.

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"Dear Stu,

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thank you for the magnificent
Majorcan peonies."

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Now I'd like to add something personal.

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Maybe, like, a little inside
joke that you and Stu share.

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- What would that be?
- What is the deal

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with you guys and Stu?

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I-I barely even knew the guy.

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Whoa, hey. Calm down, man.

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- We're all friends here.
- Yeah.

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You're all getting defensive
about this Camillo fella.

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- What does he have on you?
- Or you on him?

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Nothing! I don't know what
the fuck you're talking about!

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Answer our questions about Stu Camillo

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- and this will all be over.
- Stop.

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Stop! Stop walking at me!

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- Sup.
- Hey.

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Die, resistance scum!

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- Who...
- Ninja star.

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I give that entrance...

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Two stars.

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What the hell is happening, guys?

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Skarsgaard and Paul were Biotics?

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- I thought we saved the future.
- We did.

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It's the present that's in danger.

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Your present.

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Nice pj's. All right.

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Before we blew up the Kronitorium,

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Biotics executed murder protocol one.

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Oh, I don't like how that sounds at all.

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Yeah, no, you shouldn't.

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They activated every Biotic
sleeper agent in the world

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for one singular mission.

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- Killing you.
- What?

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Wh-wh-why? I'm being John Wicked?

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They must have sent your picture out

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before we blew up the lab.

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Call it the last gasp
of a dying civilization.

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Okay, but... but the future
you guys went back to...?

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Oh, it's perfect.
Everything we dreamed of.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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It's a utopia inside of a paradise.

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We have robot butlers.

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- Tiger, that's...
- No, don't worry. Don't worry.

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Don't worry. They're
programmed not to turn on us.

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Wow.

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We... we saved the world.

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You know, when I was in prison,
I-I hoped against hope

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and... and it kept me going, but...

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But knowing for sure...

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That makes everything we
went through worth it.

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Yeah.

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Wait. If the future was perfect,

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then why... why'd you guys
come back for me?

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'Cause you were in
trouble, little buddy.

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We... we looked up what happened to you.

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Oh, man, it was tough livin' our lives

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knowing those two had
killed you so horrifically.

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Yeah, you see, first rule
of murder protocol one

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is to disrespect the body. So...

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- Oh!
- Yeah.

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Mm.

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Where are my ears?

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Oh, no, they're right...

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- there... there they are.
- Yeah.

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Right inside that.

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- So...
- Oh, God. Okay.

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No teammate of ours is
gonna die like that.

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- No.
- No, no, no.

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- Thank you, guys.
- Hey, do you have any food?

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Yeah.

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Mmm, what the hell did you
do to these vegetables?

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I poached 'em in duck fat.

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Mmm.

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That was so good.

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I can't remember the last
time I had real food.

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Well, get used to it.

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I'm gonna be cooking
like this all the time.

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Using fresh local
ingredients wherever we go.

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Go?

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I mean, shouldn't I be, like,
laying low and hiding out

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if Biotics are hunting me?

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And wait for them to come to us?

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Fuck no. We're bringing
the fight to them.

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Yeah, they're spread
all around the world.

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From the white sand
beaches of Rio de Janeiro

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to the Great Pyramids of Giza.

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We're gonna go to all those places?

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How... how many sleepers are left?

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Well, after this little episode, 12.

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Each in a location
more exotic than the last.

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You know, I-I sort of just feel like

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bringing me to them might be putting me

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in, like, unnecessary danger, and...

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Well, that's where things
get real interesting.

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- Yeah.
- Because once you inject this,

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they'll be the ones in danger.

254
00:10:07,176 --> 00:10:08,805
CATG-6,

255
00:10:08,805 --> 00:10:10,976
aka Globyplast Nine,

256
00:10:10,976 --> 00:10:14,190
aka Super Serum 14.

257
00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:16,779
It's gonna make you faster,
smarter, stronger,

258
00:10:16,779 --> 00:10:18,449
and you'll be able to walk into a room

259
00:10:18,449 --> 00:10:21,831
and feel instantly confident
no matter the situation.

260
00:10:21,831 --> 00:10:22,958
Oh, yeah.

261
00:10:22,958 --> 00:10:24,502
- Really?
- Yeah.

262
00:10:27,216 --> 00:10:28,887
This is awesome.

263
00:10:28,887 --> 00:10:31,183
Ha, this is incredible.
We're gonna be kicking ass

264
00:10:31,183 --> 00:10:33,061
side by side just the three of us.

265
00:10:33,061 --> 00:10:34,690
- Well...
- Not exactly.

266
00:10:41,495 --> 00:10:43,040
Got the shield-sphere up.

267
00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,668
Should keep us off their
scanners for now.

268
00:10:44,668 --> 00:10:47,298
They'll be four of us.
Meet Fox, new tech expert.

269
00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:49,762
She may look like a nerd,
but you'll be glad to have her

270
00:10:49,762 --> 00:10:51,264
when she hacks us into the Kremlin.

271
00:11:00,742 --> 00:11:03,038
Hi. Futturman.

272
00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:04,917
Josh Futturman.

273
00:11:04,917 --> 00:11:06,838
Welcome to my time.

274
00:11:06,838 --> 00:11:09,259
With a little bit of luck,
maybe it'll become yours.

275
00:11:09,259 --> 00:11:10,971
I like the click of your keyboard.

276
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,893
But be careful, my spell
check doesn't miss a word.

277
00:11:13,893 --> 00:11:16,858
Oh, we'll have to
antidisestablishmentarianism that.

278
00:11:16,858 --> 00:11:19,572
- Serum's working.
- Instant chemistry.

279
00:11:19,572 --> 00:11:22,786
All right, I triangulated the
location of our first target.

280
00:11:22,786 --> 00:11:25,082
The ICEHOTEL in Helsinki.

281
00:11:25,082 --> 00:11:26,711
Ah, yeah, I've always wanted to visit.

282
00:11:26,711 --> 00:11:29,090
Well, you better pack
a parka and a tuxedo.

283
00:11:29,090 --> 00:11:30,844
This is a shadow op. Threat level nine.

284
00:11:30,844 --> 00:11:32,388
You two will be posing as newlyweds

285
00:11:32,388 --> 00:11:34,142
infiltrating a Nordic sex cult.

286
00:11:34,142 --> 00:11:36,479
Murder protocol one
dictates to kill on sight.

287
00:11:36,479 --> 00:11:37,900
No questions asked.

288
00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:39,653
We're really gonna
have to sell newlyweds

289
00:11:39,653 --> 00:11:41,489
with insatiable sexual appetites.

290
00:11:41,489 --> 00:11:44,037
Are you up for that?

291
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,957
I mean, yes, I will try.

292
00:11:47,753 --> 00:11:50,382
Wait. Did you say kill on sight,

293
00:11:50,382 --> 00:11:52,136
- no questions asked?
- Yeah.

294
00:11:52,136 --> 00:11:53,973
Because those two asked
me a bunch of questions.

295
00:11:53,973 --> 00:11:55,560
- What're you talking about?
- This whole morning,

296
00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,229
they could have just
killed me, and instead,

297
00:11:57,235 --> 00:11:58,878
they asked me a bunch of
questions about Stu Camillo.

298
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,402
Why would they ask about Stu?

299
00:12:00,402 --> 00:12:02,574
I don't know, but they
were extremely persistent.

300
00:12:02,574 --> 00:12:04,578
No, I don't like this one bit.
What're they planning?

301
00:12:04,578 --> 00:12:06,498
If they're breaking MP1,
it must be important.

302
00:12:06,498 --> 00:12:08,293
Fox, hack into the Internet.

303
00:12:08,293 --> 00:12:10,339
Find out everything you
can about Stu Camillo.

304
00:12:10,339 --> 00:12:11,509
Already on it.

305
00:12:14,355 --> 00:12:16,763
You didn't tell 'em anything
important about Stu, did you?

306
00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:18,856
Oh, no, no, no, I don't know
anything important about Stu.

307
00:12:18,856 --> 00:12:20,694
- What does he have on you?
- Or you on him?

308
00:12:22,446 --> 00:12:24,785
- What does he have on you?
- Or you on him?

309
00:12:31,882 --> 00:12:33,594
Uh, nothing. No, no, nothing.

310
00:12:33,594 --> 00:12:35,264
Um...

311
00:12:35,264 --> 00:12:37,309
but I did just remember that I...

312
00:12:37,309 --> 00:12:38,773
I think I have a Patagonia

313
00:12:38,779 --> 00:12:40,575
gift card upstairs in my room,

314
00:12:40,581 --> 00:12:43,075
I'm gonna go grab it,
gear up for Helsinki.

315
00:12:43,081 --> 00:12:45,284
Back in a jiff.

316
00:12:45,284 --> 00:12:47,706
Okay, Futz.

317
00:12:47,706 --> 00:12:50,169
I know you got it somewhere.

318
00:12:59,688 --> 00:13:01,107
Spoink!

319
00:13:06,326 --> 00:13:08,288
What the fuck is happening?

320
00:13:13,173 --> 00:13:14,689
Oh, Josh, come on.

321
00:13:14,695 --> 00:13:17,451
We're finding all kinds of great
stuff here on the Internet.

322
00:13:17,457 --> 00:13:19,561
Cool. Hey, um...

323
00:13:19,561 --> 00:13:21,356
You know, I just thought of something

324
00:13:21,356 --> 00:13:23,736
that actually might be
really useful about Stu.

325
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,349
Really, what?

326
00:13:25,355 --> 00:13:27,828
It was something that
you told me that he told you

327
00:13:27,828 --> 00:13:29,330
when you guys went on that date.

328
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:32,028
Remember? The whale watching date?

329
00:13:32,034 --> 00:13:33,840
Yeah, well, he said a lot of things,

330
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,552
so what specifically?

331
00:13:35,552 --> 00:13:37,158
Yeah, I can't remember.

332
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:39,392
You said it was something that
was really, really important,

333
00:13:39,392 --> 00:13:40,983
and he told you right before

334
00:13:40,989 --> 00:13:42,698
the humpback charged your boat.

335
00:13:42,704 --> 00:13:44,443
Well, to be honest, after
I saw that angry spout,

336
00:13:44,443 --> 00:13:45,989
- it just all went blank.
- Wrong.

337
00:13:45,989 --> 00:13:48,201
You've never seen a spout.

338
00:13:48,201 --> 00:13:50,289
You are never this nice to me.

339
00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:51,792
And you?

340
00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:53,154
You're Spoink girl.

341
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,568
What the fuck is going on?

342
00:13:54,574 --> 00:13:56,301
Somebody give me some answers.

343
00:13:56,301 --> 00:13:57,858
This will all be over soon.

344
00:13:57,864 --> 00:14:00,100
Just tell us why you would
be a threat to Stu Camillo?

345
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,910
- You must know his weakness.
- Some of his secrets?

346
00:14:02,916 --> 00:14:05,185
I don't know anything
about Stu Camillo, okay?

347
00:14:05,191 --> 00:14:07,317
He's a tertiary character in my life.

348
00:14:07,323 --> 00:14:09,118
- Tell us!
- He's tertiary!

349
00:14:09,118 --> 00:14:11,289
- God damn it!
- Start talking.

350
00:14:11,289 --> 00:14:12,626
- Now!
- He's tertiar...

351
00:14:12,626 --> 00:14:16,622
He's tertiary!

352
00:14:38,435 --> 00:14:40,448
I told you not to repeat
the question sequencing.

353
00:14:40,454 --> 00:14:42,969
You made him suspicious.
Geez, you're worse than Hera.

354
00:14:42,985 --> 00:14:44,454
- Don't compare me to Hera.
- Too late.

355
00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:45,547
I already did.

356
00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:47,031
How long until the simulation reboots?

357
00:14:47,037 --> 00:14:49,018
I don't know. He glitched
the whole thing.

358
00:14:49,024 --> 00:14:50,652
Glitched it? He crashed it.

359
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:55,947
Oh, shit.

360
00:14:55,947 --> 00:14:58,076
We're gonna need Apollo.

361
00:15:30,934 --> 00:15:32,561
It's okay.

362
00:15:32,561 --> 00:15:34,521
You're safe now.

363
00:15:34,527 --> 00:15:36,611
Let me get this neuro-cap off you.

364
00:15:36,611 --> 00:15:38,073
You'll be a lot more comfortable.

365
00:15:38,073 --> 00:15:40,494
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

366
00:15:43,124 --> 00:15:45,003
What the hell was that? Where am I?

367
00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:46,675
That was a simulation

368
00:15:46,681 --> 00:15:48,385
crafted from your own consciousness,

369
00:15:48,385 --> 00:15:50,743
but controlled by outside operators.

370
00:15:51,835 --> 00:15:53,379
And you are in a cave.

371
00:15:57,444 --> 00:15:59,482
Don't squirm.

372
00:15:59,488 --> 00:16:02,077
It only makes the cerebro-derm stickier.

373
00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:07,654
I-I-I can't...

374
00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:09,412
I can't remember coming here.

375
00:16:09,418 --> 00:16:12,007
We had to remove a small
portion of your memory

376
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,268
so you would not suspect
you were in a sim.

377
00:16:18,946 --> 00:16:20,783
Don't worry. It's just spinal fluid.

378
00:16:26,657 --> 00:16:28,744
There. Good as new.

379
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:31,507
No, bad. Bad. Still bad.

380
00:16:32,606 --> 00:16:34,902
Who... who are you?

381
00:16:34,908 --> 00:16:36,954
What the fuck is going on?

382
00:16:37,191 --> 00:16:38,736
My name is Athena

383
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,280
and I'm sorry you had
to go through that.

384
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,534
I assure you, it was
for your own safety.

385
00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:44,497
The truth is so shocking,

386
00:16:44,497 --> 00:16:46,075
we felt a simulation was a more

387
00:16:46,081 --> 00:16:47,754
humane way to ease you into it.

388
00:16:47,754 --> 00:16:50,760
I really think you should
lie down for this.

389
00:16:52,388 --> 00:16:54,231
Just come on.

390
00:16:55,018 --> 00:16:56,646
Okay.

391
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,364
I am from the future.

392
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,286
And...

393
00:17:07,412 --> 00:17:09,120
Okay.

394
00:17:09,547 --> 00:17:12,344
My comrades and I traveled
back in time to find you

395
00:17:12,344 --> 00:17:14,056
because we believe you may be

396
00:17:14,056 --> 00:17:17,049
the only person with the
skills to save our world.

397
00:17:17,101 --> 00:17:20,441
A savior. I know, it boggles the mind.

398
00:17:20,652 --> 00:17:22,448
But you must believe me.

399
00:17:22,448 --> 00:17:25,705
In 2026, Dr. Stu Camillo will create

400
00:17:25,705 --> 00:17:27,583
a super-cure for all diseases,

401
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,420
leading to a global war...

402
00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:31,925
Between the ones who receive
the cure and the ones who don't?

403
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,386
Well, yes, exactly, but there's no way

404
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,890
you could possibly know that.

405
00:17:34,890 --> 00:17:38,438
Yeah, I know it because I lived it.

406
00:17:38,438 --> 00:17:40,946
God damn it. It didn't work.

407
00:17:40,952 --> 00:17:42,873
I don't understand.

408
00:17:46,204 --> 00:17:48,082
I fought...

409
00:17:48,082 --> 00:17:51,130
I struggled, I suffered, I sacrificed,

410
00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:53,218
I saw a girl's head get
blown up in my face,

411
00:17:53,218 --> 00:17:55,848
and I end up in the exact same place.

412
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,332
Okay, so... Stu is the new Kronish.

413
00:18:01,338 --> 00:18:04,344
Same shit, different fucking timeline.

414
00:18:04,406 --> 00:18:06,327
So you're a Time Warrior?

415
00:18:10,168 --> 00:18:11,292
Yeah.

416
00:18:12,506 --> 00:18:14,009
Yeah, I guess you could say that.

417
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,890
Then you know the stakes we face.

418
00:18:16,890 --> 00:18:18,878
The fate of humanity is in the balance.

419
00:18:18,884 --> 00:18:21,641
- We need you.
- No.

420
00:18:22,505 --> 00:18:24,175
You know, after spending a year

421
00:18:24,181 --> 00:18:27,062
in the prison for the
criminally insane...

422
00:18:27,068 --> 00:18:30,074
For apparently no reason...

423
00:18:31,471 --> 00:18:33,526
I don't really feel like
being a savior anymore.

424
00:18:35,845 --> 00:18:37,724
I've upset you.

425
00:18:37,724 --> 00:18:40,270
That's the last thing I wanted to do.

426
00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:42,274
Rest.

427
00:18:57,931 --> 00:18:59,558
Seriously?

428
00:18:59,564 --> 00:19:02,016
Great way to treat
your savior. Thank you.

429
00:19:18,096 --> 00:19:21,060
Here. Eat something.

430
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,381
I'm not hungry.

431
00:19:22,387 --> 00:19:24,358
Being in the sim cranks your metabolism

432
00:19:24,358 --> 00:19:26,051
14.6 times normal.

433
00:19:26,057 --> 00:19:27,572
You're in a caloric freefall,

434
00:19:27,572 --> 00:19:29,828
you risk hypo-auto-cannibalization.

435
00:19:29,828 --> 00:19:31,556
Oh, all right. How about this?

436
00:19:31,562 --> 00:19:33,836
How about I start by
gnawing on my fucking leg?

437
00:19:33,836 --> 00:19:35,881
Why am I shackled to the bed?

438
00:19:35,881 --> 00:19:37,592
The restraint is for your safety.

439
00:19:37,592 --> 00:19:40,598
I once saw a man flail so violently

440
00:19:40,598 --> 00:19:42,477
from post-sim hallucinations,

441
00:19:42,477 --> 00:19:44,398
he shattered his femur.

442
00:19:44,398 --> 00:19:46,737
The jagged bone ripped right
through the meat of his thigh.

443
00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:49,158
All right, fine. Just leave it on.

444
00:19:51,653 --> 00:19:53,489
Easy on the liquids.

445
00:19:53,495 --> 00:19:55,111
The tranq we gave you can lead

446
00:19:55,117 --> 00:19:56,910
to bladder control issues.

447
00:19:56,916 --> 00:19:59,261
I play a lot of video games, okay.

448
00:19:59,261 --> 00:20:02,309
- I have no problem holding my U.
- Understood.

449
00:20:02,309 --> 00:20:04,146
You know, putting me in that sim

450
00:20:04,146 --> 00:20:06,108
and making me think that I'd
saved the world was pretty mean.

451
00:20:06,108 --> 00:20:08,029
We didn't make you think
you saved the world.

452
00:20:08,029 --> 00:20:10,575
That part was a projection
of your own subconscious.

453
00:20:10,581 --> 00:20:12,663
All we controlled were
the questions about Stu.

454
00:20:12,663 --> 00:20:14,333
- You filled in the rest.
- So you...

455
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:15,795
You hijacked my brain

456
00:20:15,795 --> 00:20:17,464
just to ask me questions
about Stu Camillo?

457
00:20:17,464 --> 00:20:20,721
Yes, but the simulation
told us so much more.

458
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:23,601
We thought it was something you knew.

459
00:20:23,601 --> 00:20:25,480
It turns out it's something you are.

460
00:20:29,196 --> 00:20:30,741
What am I?

461
00:20:30,741 --> 00:20:32,494
That's what we're here to find out.

462
00:20:32,494 --> 00:20:34,692
There's a power in you greater

463
00:20:34,698 --> 00:20:36,749
than any we've ever seen.

464
00:20:36,837 --> 00:20:38,799
Like... like, a super power?

465
00:20:38,799 --> 00:20:40,678
Exactly.

466
00:20:40,678 --> 00:20:42,472
Now, I understand you've been through

467
00:20:42,472 --> 00:20:44,017
something like this before,

468
00:20:44,017 --> 00:20:46,630
and I know why you're
hesitant to try it again,

469
00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:48,974
but if you'll join us, I promise you,

470
00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:50,315
it'll be different this time.

471
00:20:50,321 --> 00:20:52,779
You won't end up behind bars.

472
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,541
You'll end up in the history books

473
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,075
as the greatest hero

474
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:59,142
the world has ever known.

475
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,805
- And if I say no?
- We'll wipe your memory

476
00:21:02,805 --> 00:21:04,183
and put you right back in prison.

477
00:21:04,183 --> 00:21:05,843
- You can do that?
- Of course.

478
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:07,690
The only side effect would be

479
00:21:07,690 --> 00:21:09,777
the lingering sensation
that something was off,

480
00:21:09,777 --> 00:21:11,655
but you would never really
be able to tell what it was.

481
00:21:11,655 --> 00:21:13,576
It would just be there gnawing at you,

482
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,622
never more than a shadow.

483
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:17,940
That... that sounds like
it would drive me insane.

484
00:21:19,964 --> 00:21:22,198
Okay.

485
00:21:22,204 --> 00:21:23,916
Okay, if I do this,

486
00:21:23,922 --> 00:21:26,594
it is not to make it
into the history books.

487
00:21:26,728 --> 00:21:30,443
It's to make sure there's still
a history to be written about.

488
00:21:30,443 --> 00:21:32,907
Inside of history books.

489
00:21:32,907 --> 00:21:34,953
Well said, Joosh.

490
00:21:34,953 --> 00:21:37,835
So, does that mean you're in?

491
00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:41,199
Call me Josh.

492
00:21:41,487 --> 00:21:42,739
I'm in.

493
00:21:42,745 --> 00:21:45,374
Welcome to the Pointed Circle.

494
00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:47,482
Pointed Circle. That's a cool name.

495
00:21:47,488 --> 00:21:49,284
Oh, that also...

496
00:21:49,356 --> 00:21:52,738
Explains the, uh, pointed circle.

497
00:21:52,738 --> 00:21:54,826
Yeah.

498
00:21:54,826 --> 00:21:57,289
There are some others who are
going to want to meet you:

499
00:21:57,289 --> 00:22:00,420
- Odin, Vishnu, Muluku, Xenu.
- Yeah, I, uh, would love

500
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,048
to meet the... the whole...
The whole gang.

501
00:22:02,048 --> 00:22:03,551
And as a member of the Pointed Circle,

502
00:22:03,551 --> 00:22:05,013
you'll need a code name as well.

503
00:22:05,013 --> 00:22:06,975
Okay.

504
00:22:06,975 --> 00:22:08,602
How does Jesus sound to you?

505
00:22:10,816 --> 00:22:12,027
It's a little risky.

506
00:22:12,027 --> 00:22:14,156
Mm, Allah?

507
00:22:14,156 --> 00:22:16,243
- Yeah, Jesus is fine.
- Good.

508
00:22:16,243 --> 00:22:17,537
Eat your supper.

509
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,041
I'll return soon with the others.

510
00:22:30,689 --> 00:22:33,069
Oh.

511
00:22:33,069 --> 00:22:34,822
Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

512
00:22:34,822 --> 00:22:36,450
Stop, stop, stop, stop.

513
00:22:36,450 --> 00:22:38,955
Shit. Shit.

514
00:22:39,999 --> 00:22:42,880
I can't meet Xenu like this.
This is disgusting.

515
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,826
Sheets.

516
00:23:25,674 --> 00:23:27,302
Joosh is on board.

517
00:23:27,302 --> 00:23:30,851
We need all techs working
on an upload machine.

518
00:23:30,851 --> 00:23:32,520
You're so convinced this'll work,

519
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,193
but how do you know he's the one?

520
00:23:35,193 --> 00:23:36,653
He crashed the simulation

521
00:23:36,653 --> 00:23:38,078
in less than ten minutes.

522
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,597
We harness that power and use it

523
00:23:39,603 --> 00:23:41,205
to bring down the entire system,

524
00:23:41,205 --> 00:23:42,941
- then we strike.
- The attack is on Launch Day.

525
00:23:42,947 --> 00:23:44,413
We'll need to weaponize him before then.

526
00:23:44,419 --> 00:23:46,671
It'll take some time to
replicate the induction cortex.

527
00:23:46,677 --> 00:23:48,055
You'll have to keep him calm till then.

528
00:23:48,061 --> 00:23:50,273
- That won't be a problem.
- Okay.

529
00:23:50,279 --> 00:23:52,644
'Cause this procedure
will 100% kill him.

530
00:23:52,644 --> 00:23:54,272
- "Kill him"?
- Soldiers die

531
00:23:54,272 --> 00:23:56,235
for lesser causes.
His death will be the first,

532
00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:57,656
but it won't be the last.

533
00:23:57,662 --> 00:23:59,218
A war is coming.

534
00:23:59,224 --> 00:24:01,437
It's time we took back control.

535
00:24:07,951 --> 00:24:10,764
Oh, God. They're gonna kill me.

536
00:24:21,076 --> 00:24:24,457
Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty,
lefty-loosey.

537
00:24:26,128 --> 00:24:28,257
Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

538
00:24:39,439 --> 00:24:41,401
Nighty-night.

539
00:24:52,347 --> 00:24:54,142
You left the door open?

540
00:24:57,966 --> 00:24:59,444
When they ripped out your tongue,

541
00:24:59,444 --> 00:25:00,947
did they get your brain too?

542
00:25:00,947 --> 00:25:02,993
You know what?

543
00:25:02,993 --> 00:25:04,621
Don't. Spread out.

544
00:25:04,621 --> 00:25:07,001
Search the halls.
He can't have gotten far.

545
00:25:07,001 --> 00:25:08,462
Achilles will hear of this.

546
00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:14,057
Jesus.

547
00:25:39,149 --> 00:25:41,111
God it stinks in here.

548
00:25:41,111 --> 00:25:43,521
Yeah, I know. This cave 
is nasty. I don't like it.

549
00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:46,980
You know last week, I caught
Apollo pissing in that corner?

550
00:25:46,986 --> 00:25:49,795
I do not let him near me.

551
00:26:10,921 --> 00:26:12,340
TTD.

552
00:26:22,151 --> 00:26:24,824
Did you hear that? Osiris,
Ganesh, check that out.

553
00:26:51,752 --> 00:26:53,589
Hachi machi.

554
00:26:57,002 --> 00:27:00,846
_

555
00:27:01,292 --> 00:27:05,354
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