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Previously on "Future Man"...
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Tiger, meet Ty-Anne, my daughter.
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I have one question and
just one question only.
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Robot or clone?
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Tell Dad I'm not coming out.
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Can't he just, like,
walk through the door?
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We made a deal that we would
take my room off the grid
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so that I could become
a woman in private.
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Welcome back, Torque.
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- How long was I gone?
- Two years.
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I am not the man you think I am.
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- You're not Torque?
- Correct.
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Do you know where the real Torque is?
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No.
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Oh.
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- You wanna live or die?
- Uh, live.
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- Then you better come with me.
- Who are you?
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I'm Achilles.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, yeah, Ty-Anne. Look at you.
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I'm so proud of you, Ty-Anne.
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Come here. Come here.
Yeah, that's right.
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Oh, you're doing so well. Come here.
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Let me tell you something about
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having a computer for a dad.
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Oh, yeah, come look... oh.
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It'll fuck you right up.
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Kids can't be solved and
computers don't like that.
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Tie it around the loop.
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But I know how much you like diagrams.
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- I don't.
- So...
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Okay, remember how I told you about
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the bunny that loves
to live in the burrow
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that's right by the top
quarter of your shoe?
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They hop around and they go
into burrows and make knots
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behind with their tail?
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I appreciate the effort.
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The effort's great, but we're
looking for results here.
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It was like this for everything.
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No, not... not like that.
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It's just a knot.
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But I learned to adapt...
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Kind of.
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That's such a great hole, honey.
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Very creative.
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Uh, okay, um,
Daddy is gonna be real busy
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bringing about a unified
and lasting world peace,
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so Dr. Hogeveen is here to help.
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Don't need help.
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You can't make me hang out
with another ghost-lady!
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You're solid?
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That's right, chickadee.
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And that was the first human I ever met.
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We never really did
the whole catch thing.
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Oh, well, then,
that's where we'll start.
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Ah.
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She was the stern governess
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I didn't know I needed,
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one who wouldn't let me get away with,
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well...
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Anything.
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Dr. Hogeveen taught me that instead
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of throwing things, I could use words.
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Turns out, I was pretty good at it.
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So, as you can see,
these columns are identical,
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which is problematic,
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because you'd think that
when a war ended,
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a person would be allowed
to go to a party,
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but as you can see, a person is not.
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I'm a person.
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Wow, honey.
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That is such lovely work.
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Lovely work...
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God, I really like those
captivating dissolves too.
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Well done. Yeah.
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But I'm afraid you're gonna
have to sit this one out.
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Listen, when I was your age,
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I didn't go to parties...
at any age, really.
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I never got invited,
and was I upset about that?
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Yeah, of course, but I got over it,
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and now, look at me.
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I'm immortal, and they're all dead.
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So, uh, how about a compromise?
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He didn't even look at the whole thing.
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I formatted the bibliography in MLA
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because he's always saying
APA's for hacks and journos.
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Dr. Hogeveen had
no tolerance for tantrums.
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To her, emotions were for the weak,
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but that night, she just let me go.
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I can't live in this prison anymore.
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He's literally a monster!
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Then dropped a 40 megaton truth-bomb
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in the heart of my childhood.
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You're right.
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He is a monster... literally.
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It's time you learn the truth
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about Stuart Gavin Camillo.
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Adult male, 179 pounds.
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I'll tell you anything. Anything.
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Upload failed.
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Super-heated hemoglobin trial, fail.
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Super-frozen hemoglobin trial, fail.
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Polypeptic anti-coagulant
phosphate neuro-depressor.
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Fail. I'm so stupid!
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Why did I think that would work?
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Fuck! Fuck!
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Wow, I can't believe
I qualified for the test trial.
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Since the war ended,
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my nightmares have just gotten worse.
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I didn't even know that
"dream relief" was a thing.
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It is.
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Now, just relax.
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You're gonna feel a little pinch.
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Hello?
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What is this place?
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It's cold, like my nightmares.
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Where's my body?
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Your death will not be for nothing.
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My deat...
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Well, it took 4,891 eggs
to make this omelet...
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The subject must always
enter the system willingly.
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It's always the most obvious thing.
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Even though I kind of
got it after seven murders,
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Dr. Hogeveen insisted on
showing me all 4,891.
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She was thorough that way.
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She walked me through my father's plan
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to enslave us all.
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Stu sees humanity as a problem.
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This is his solution,
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his final answer to the problem.
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So, we tell everyone. We don't go.
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Anyone who refuses to go
to Mars gets killed by this.
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Okay, it's scary,
but we can kill one robot.
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He has 12 million of these.
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Sorry.
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Probably should have mentioned that.
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He'll release these
on the day of the launch
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to eliminate any resistance,
guard his servers,
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and make sure evolution
doesn't get any ideas
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to challenge him ever again.
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We have to stop him. Tell me what to do.
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Once Stu completes his upload centers,
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he'll say we're ready
to go to M. A. R. S.
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- You have to say no.
- Why?
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- What will that do?
- Stu needs you.
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He feels a connection to you
more powerful than
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anything else in his system.
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We don't know why, but we do know
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he won't go through with
the launch without you.
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You're his weakness, his Achilles' heel.
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I had to continue living with a monster
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and the only way to live with a monster
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is to become one yourself.
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I'm going to the party, Dad!
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Try and stop me! Oh, wait, you can't.
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You don't have any hands.
Love you anyway.
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Bye!
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- What happened to your voice?
- It's called puberty, Dad!
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The voice was an impulsive decision
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of an angry 14-year-old.
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I figured I only had to
keep it up for a year or two.
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- Where have you been?
- Ugh, Dad!
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What, you've never been
to a breakfast orgy?
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They didn't have churches in your time?
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Ohh.
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Didn't exactly play the
long game on that one.
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And I was hungry for so much more.
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I can steal files, record conversations.
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And risk blowing your cover?
You're too valuable.
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Okay, if I'm so valuable,
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how about you let me
do something of value?
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I have a lot of ideas
to bolster recruitment,
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start whisper campaigns,
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and sowing seeds of doubt about Stu.
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I could... I could do that.
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Actually,
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I do have an assignment for you.
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Tomorrow at 1100 hours,
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I'm going to need you
to go to your bathtub,
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and enter this code:
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rose petal, rose petal,
geranium, bubbles.
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Okay. And then what?
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- Then wait.
- Okay.
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Rose petal, rose petal,
geranium, bubbles.
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Rose petal, rose petal,
geranium, bubbles...
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Okay, rose petal, rose petal,
geranium, bubbles.
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Rose petal, rose petal,
geranium, bubbles.
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Rose petal, rose petal,
geranium, bubbles.
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Rose petal, rose petal,
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geranium, bubbles.
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Okay.
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Torque?
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You know what? Don't start.
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I don't wanna be here
anymore than you want me here.
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I just go where the hack takes me.
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Obviously, the hack didn't
take you to a shower recently.
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Oops.
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Now I know why Athena left
me in the dark about all this.
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Her management skills
leave much to be desired.
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If we weren't forbidden
to communicate in writing,
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I would be crafting
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a strongly-worded letter right now.
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Don't get your bloomers in a rumple.
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She doesn't know anything about us,
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and she kept you in the dark
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because this op is way above
your clearance level.
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Okay, this op is taking place
in my bedroom, Torque,
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and my clearance level
has everything to do
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with my undercover status,
and nothing to do with my rank.
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Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
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And your bedroom is more
of a staging area
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for equipment and
non-essential personnel.
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What the... staging area for what?
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What... what's our mission?
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My mission is to hack
into Stu's operating system,
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use his sim to turn myself into code,
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enter his mainframe, and shut down
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his core processor from within,
thus killing him,
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and saving the world.
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Your mission was to open the hatch.
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Well, I'm... I'm coming with you.
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- That's a negatory.
- I can help.
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Adorable.
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Adorable.
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I'm just protecting the rig.
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Look, this is dangerous stuff, Ty-Anne.
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If I'm discovered in there,
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I could be deleted faster
than a z-bit giga-compressor
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can calculate pi to the 485th decimal.
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Ugh. That's fast.
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Well, if you die,
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I will be sure to notify
your wives and husbands.
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We were on a break!
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So, this is what the inside
of a computer looks like.
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How the hell did you get in here?
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Oh, I replicated your wiring sequence
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and piggy-backed on your signal.
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- What you do isn't that hard.
- Ugh.
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No, no. You can't stay.
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What are you...
stop jerking off my head.
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You no longer have that privilege.
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Shit. I can't eject you.
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- We must be in a closed loop.
- What does that mean?
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It means neither one of us
is getting out of here
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until we breach the core.
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This is bad.
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No, it's not bad.
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It's an opportunity.
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Look, I know you're feeling
cooped up in your palace,
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but you're useless here.
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This is my world.
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Ugh.
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What is this place?
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It's my house.
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Stu has no imagination,
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so of course he'd make his insides
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just like his outsides.
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- What are they doing?
- They're partying.
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Stu was never invited
to parties as a human,
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00:11:44,319 --> 00:11:46,948
so he got the last laugh
by turning himself into one.
261
00:11:46,949 --> 00:11:50,413
It's kinda the coolest and saddest idea
262
00:11:50,414 --> 00:11:52,083
all at the same time.
263
00:11:52,084 --> 00:11:53,878
Oh, no. Oh, no. We're being interfaced.
264
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,882
- We're being interfaced.
- All right... oh, hey.
265
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,763
Hi! Splash made.
266
00:11:58,764 --> 00:12:01,185
You have to meet Sylvia,
Rigoberta, and Claude.
267
00:12:01,186 --> 00:12:02,729
They will get it.
268
00:12:02,730 --> 00:12:06,152
Get what?
269
00:12:06,153 --> 00:12:08,825
Oh, my God!
270
00:12:08,826 --> 00:12:10,745
You look amazing.
271
00:12:10,746 --> 00:12:14,378
I could never pull off that hat,
my lady.
272
00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:16,549
You are so sweet.
273
00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:18,135
I brought this for you
274
00:12:18,136 --> 00:12:20,390
'cause I know that pea-not grigg-io
275
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:22,686
is your favorite flavor of wine.
276
00:12:22,687 --> 00:12:25,400
You are so funny.
277
00:12:25,401 --> 00:12:27,529
Get the fuck in here.
278
00:12:27,530 --> 00:12:30,493
Bar's over there.
That's the drug corner.
279
00:12:30,494 --> 00:12:33,416
There's a disc jockey
playing the jiggiest jams
280
00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:35,754
to keep you grooving all night.
281
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:40,054
Later on, people will be fooling around.
282
00:12:40,055 --> 00:12:41,766
S-E-X...
283
00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:44,145
Yeah. This is a cool party.
284
00:12:44,146 --> 00:12:46,525
- Oh, Stu.
- Hi!
285
00:12:46,526 --> 00:12:48,488
Splash made.
286
00:12:48,489 --> 00:12:50,450
Oh.
287
00:12:50,451 --> 00:12:53,289
- There's the Torque I remember.
- What just happened?
288
00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:55,502
I got us into the party.
289
00:12:55,503 --> 00:12:57,506
Catch up.
290
00:12:57,507 --> 00:13:00,094
Oh. Oh.
291
00:13:00,095 --> 00:13:02,766
Okay, so this must be Stu's code.
292
00:13:02,767 --> 00:13:04,937
Each of these people must be elements
293
00:13:04,938 --> 00:13:06,399
of his operating system.
294
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,818
Funny hat lady... she was acting like
295
00:13:07,819 --> 00:13:09,613
a classic networking protocol.
296
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:11,826
- She did seem social climb-y.
- Well, that's her job.
297
00:13:11,827 --> 00:13:14,080
She connects system components
to one another.
298
00:13:14,081 --> 00:13:15,750
Ringmaster. That makes sense.
299
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:19,591
So, all these people are
dressed like what they do.
300
00:13:19,592 --> 00:13:22,264
- That's a painter.
- Oh, graphics processor.
301
00:13:22,265 --> 00:13:24,184
- Ah.
- Oh, what about him?
302
00:13:24,185 --> 00:13:26,731
The blue man with the satchel and the...
303
00:13:26,732 --> 00:13:28,150
great ass?
304
00:13:28,151 --> 00:13:29,570
- Oh, yeah.
- Wow.
305
00:13:29,571 --> 00:13:31,407
Yeah, mailman. Delivers messages.
306
00:13:31,408 --> 00:13:33,953
Data transfer. My God.
307
00:13:33,954 --> 00:13:36,417
They're all here.
308
00:13:36,418 --> 00:13:39,548
This is the most beautiful code
I've ever seen.
309
00:13:42,972 --> 00:13:44,391
I get it now.
310
00:13:44,392 --> 00:13:46,102
All we have to do is navigate this party
311
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:48,524
the same way we navigate code...
312
00:13:48,525 --> 00:13:51,739
bypass security
to gain access to the core.
313
00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:53,367
- So, where's the...
- Security?
314
00:13:53,368 --> 00:13:54,870
Yeah.
315
00:13:54,871 --> 00:13:56,791
That door must be very important
316
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:59,172
'cause it does not exist in
the real version of this place.
317
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,511
I got this.
318
00:14:02,512 --> 00:14:04,932
I'll carry out a multi-pronged
DDoS attack on his binary.
319
00:14:04,933 --> 00:14:06,977
Okay, are we sure that's
how we wanna play this?
320
00:14:06,978 --> 00:14:09,483
Oh, we're sure.
321
00:14:09,484 --> 00:14:11,612
- Mm.
- Initiate dialogue.
322
00:14:11,613 --> 00:14:13,658
- Uh, okay.
- Override firewall.
323
00:14:13,659 --> 00:14:17,249
Run pass intercept 97 - 43-B - C.
324
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:20,003
- Execute controlled access...
- You on something, man?
325
00:14:20,004 --> 00:14:22,467
Fine, fine. I'll do a manual override.
326
00:14:22,468 --> 00:14:26,267
- Of what?
- Execute 180 degree rotation.
327
00:14:26,268 --> 00:14:29,273
Um, excuse me.
328
00:14:29,274 --> 00:14:33,364
I said, execute 180 degree rotation.
329
00:14:34,784 --> 00:14:36,409
What the?
330
00:14:37,623 --> 00:14:41,338
Don't do that.
331
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:44,345
I don't think your thing worked.
332
00:14:49,898 --> 00:14:52,777
Hi! Splash made.
333
00:14:52,778 --> 00:14:55,241
You have to meet Sylvia,
Rigoberta, and Claude.
334
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,744
They will get it.
335
00:14:56,745 --> 00:15:01,002
Hi. You don't remember...
336
00:15:03,342 --> 00:15:05,178
Oh, my God!
337
00:15:05,179 --> 00:15:08,392
I love that hat, just like you love
338
00:15:08,393 --> 00:15:09,811
pino-gurgo.
339
00:15:09,812 --> 00:15:11,273
You are hilarious.
340
00:15:11,274 --> 00:15:12,817
We're gonna get the fuck in there.
341
00:15:12,818 --> 00:15:14,321
Please do.
342
00:15:14,322 --> 00:15:17,034
I love you...
343
00:15:17,035 --> 00:15:19,206
Hi!
344
00:15:19,207 --> 00:15:21,710
- Splash made.
- We got refreshed.
345
00:15:21,711 --> 00:15:23,129
Our interaction with Security
346
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,176
must have been flagged as a glitch.
347
00:15:25,177 --> 00:15:27,347
- Okay, so what do we do?
- I don't know.
348
00:15:27,348 --> 00:15:28,766
This code is more sophisticated
349
00:15:28,767 --> 00:15:31,855
than anything I've ever dealt with.
350
00:15:31,856 --> 00:15:33,609
We need to abort.
351
00:15:33,610 --> 00:15:36,532
Oh, that's just your answer
for everything, isn't it?
352
00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:38,244
Last time, we got refreshed.
353
00:15:38,245 --> 00:15:40,163
Who knows what's gonna happen next time?
354
00:15:40,164 --> 00:15:42,210
Reboot? Deletion?
355
00:15:42,211 --> 00:15:43,754
He can't stop us from trying.
356
00:15:43,755 --> 00:15:45,383
Would you stop acting like a child?
357
00:15:47,596 --> 00:15:50,058
Don't do that.
358
00:15:50,059 --> 00:15:53,023
Why is this happening?
359
00:15:53,024 --> 00:15:55,570
Hi! Splash made.
360
00:15:55,571 --> 00:15:56,989
Oh, my God. Love the hat!
361
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,534
Love you. Take this girgi.
362
00:15:58,535 --> 00:16:00,621
- Is that...?
- It is!
363
00:16:00,622 --> 00:16:02,584
Hi! Splash...
364
00:16:02,585 --> 00:16:04,171
Are we in hell?
365
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:06,216
Closed loops can be
a real slunt-swoggler.
366
00:16:06,217 --> 00:16:08,345
What's wrong here?
What are we not seeing?
367
00:16:08,346 --> 00:16:09,973
Nothing. I don't know.
368
00:16:09,974 --> 00:16:12,187
It's just, this party...
369
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,941
everyone is the right level of drunk.
370
00:16:14,942 --> 00:16:17,322
No one's sloppy. No one's fighting.
371
00:16:17,323 --> 00:16:18,866
And then the lighting, the music,
372
00:16:18,867 --> 00:16:20,578
- it's all just so...
- Perfect.
373
00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:23,167
There's no conflict.
So, where's the glitch?
374
00:16:23,168 --> 00:16:25,338
- Maybe we're the glitch.
- Impossible.
375
00:16:25,339 --> 00:16:27,842
I coded us to fit seamlessly
within the OS.
376
00:16:27,843 --> 00:16:29,596
If we behave like everyone else.
377
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,475
You're right.
378
00:16:31,476 --> 00:16:33,854
The system must be designed
to operate in perfect harmony,
379
00:16:33,855 --> 00:16:37,320
and we're... not.
380
00:16:37,321 --> 00:16:39,783
Okay, so we just need to be in...
381
00:16:39,784 --> 00:16:41,745
in harmony, and that's not...
382
00:16:41,746 --> 00:16:43,541
that's not hard.
383
00:16:48,343 --> 00:16:51,977
So, in my opinion,
384
00:16:52,058 --> 00:16:54,145
we still need to get past Security,
385
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,441
even if we're getting along
better than ever.
386
00:16:56,442 --> 00:17:00,157
Mmm, yes, that's a good plan.
387
00:17:00,158 --> 00:17:02,077
- I agree with this plan.
- Mm.
388
00:17:02,078 --> 00:17:05,168
And I've noticed that people
are getting past Security
389
00:17:05,169 --> 00:17:07,881
by whispering something in his ear.
390
00:17:07,882 --> 00:17:10,803
Password. They're whispering a password.
391
00:17:10,804 --> 00:17:13,475
Yeah, and I bet I know what it is.
392
00:17:13,476 --> 00:17:15,145
I'm uncomfortable with the word "bet."
393
00:17:15,146 --> 00:17:17,650
Okay. Oh, yeah.
394
00:17:17,651 --> 00:17:19,404
All right, so, okay.
395
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,450
We are dancing in harmony.
396
00:17:21,451 --> 00:17:23,454
- Do this? This is the plan?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
397
00:17:23,455 --> 00:17:26,210
So, I know Stu better than anyone.
398
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:29,424
I don't disagree, but a bet,
by definition, is risky.
399
00:17:29,425 --> 00:17:31,553
Mm-hmm, yeah, so is life, Torque.
400
00:17:31,554 --> 00:17:33,474
Eh, but enter the wrong password,
401
00:17:33,475 --> 00:17:35,519
and you know, we could be wiped.
402
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:36,939
You know, that means death.
403
00:17:38,652 --> 00:17:40,279
Okay, we're freedom fighters, Torque,
404
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:41,740
why don't you just stop being such a...
405
00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:46,625
Hey, don't do that.
406
00:17:46,626 --> 00:17:49,422
Hi! Splash made...
407
00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:53,472
Oh...
408
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,058
Get the fuck in here!
409
00:17:55,059 --> 00:17:57,313
Okay.
410
00:17:57,314 --> 00:17:59,442
You have to trust me. Stu's predictable.
411
00:17:59,443 --> 00:18:03,157
- I know his password.
- I believe you.
412
00:18:03,158 --> 00:18:04,661
Let's just get across this room,
413
00:18:04,662 --> 00:18:06,163
try it your way, avoid any hot topics,
414
00:18:06,164 --> 00:18:07,583
and keep the language neutral.
415
00:18:07,584 --> 00:18:09,546
Mm-hmm. Agreed.
416
00:18:14,515 --> 00:18:15,933
Oh, man.
417
00:18:15,934 --> 00:18:17,228
These little green logs are amazing.
418
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:18,939
Mm-hmm. They're called pickles.
419
00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:20,359
I'll call them whatever
the fuck I wanna call them!
420
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,778
That was intentional.
421
00:18:21,779 --> 00:18:23,657
You didn't even wanna try my idea!
422
00:18:23,658 --> 00:18:25,953
Bullshit. They're green
and they're log-shaped.
423
00:18:25,954 --> 00:18:28,292
Calling them pickles makes no sense!
424
00:18:28,293 --> 00:18:31,173
Fucking dick. Ugh!
425
00:18:36,099 --> 00:18:37,602
Well, that's just the
problem with you, isn't it?
426
00:18:37,603 --> 00:18:39,647
Everything has to make perfect sense.
427
00:18:39,648 --> 00:18:41,610
No, no, not everything,
just the things that
428
00:18:41,611 --> 00:18:43,489
have an impact on the rest of our lives.
429
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,201
Like eating people?
430
00:18:45,202 --> 00:18:47,037
Oh, I knew you were gonna
throw that in my face.
431
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:49,876
- We could've been happy there.
- In cannibal country?
432
00:18:49,877 --> 00:18:51,296
I am not allowed in the NAG.
433
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,217
You couldn't just stay in my room.
434
00:18:53,218 --> 00:18:54,844
Calabasas is off the grid.
435
00:18:54,845 --> 00:18:56,431
We could have just
come and gone as we pleased.
436
00:18:56,432 --> 00:18:59,479
But we'd be eating people!
437
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,233
Oh, you know what? For you, I...
438
00:19:01,234 --> 00:19:03,278
I would have developed a taste for it,
439
00:19:03,279 --> 00:19:05,199
'cause you don't choose who you love,
440
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:08,247
but you do get to decide how
hard you fight for that person.
441
00:19:10,752 --> 00:19:13,882
Guess we found your limit.
442
00:19:13,883 --> 00:19:16,053
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. It's the PIGS...
443
00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:17,640
Protocol Interference Guard System.
444
00:19:17,641 --> 00:19:19,894
Hi.
445
00:19:19,895 --> 00:19:22,233
Oh.
446
00:19:25,657 --> 00:19:28,078
Splash made.
447
00:19:48,745 --> 00:19:50,956
- What's happening?
- Too much conflict.
448
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,962
We overloaded the
system with our baggage.
449
00:19:53,963 --> 00:19:55,758
Stu is doing a full reboot.
450
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:57,678
- Okay, how do we stop it?
- We can't.
451
00:19:57,679 --> 00:19:59,307
The PIGS won't stop
until they've shut down
452
00:19:59,308 --> 00:20:01,436
the whole party...
453
00:20:01,437 --> 00:20:04,192
Including us.
454
00:20:04,193 --> 00:20:06,153
Oh.
455
00:20:06,154 --> 00:20:07,949
It's gonna be really weird when
your Dad finds our dead bodies
456
00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:11,331
in your bedroom.
457
00:20:11,332 --> 00:20:13,252
We're not dying here.
458
00:20:17,636 --> 00:20:21,518
The password is MyGirl91, isn't it?
459
00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:23,730
Enjoy... your night.
460
00:20:34,503 --> 00:20:36,506
The gateway to the core processor.
461
00:20:36,507 --> 00:20:38,802
In there is the heart
of everything that Stu is.
462
00:20:38,803 --> 00:20:41,140
Okay, so what's our play?
463
00:20:41,141 --> 00:20:44,104
My play is to get in there,
shut him down manually
464
00:20:44,105 --> 00:20:45,608
before the system reboots.
465
00:20:45,609 --> 00:20:48,280
Your play...
466
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:50,743
your play is to get out of here.
467
00:20:50,744 --> 00:20:54,208
Just go be the Achilles
you were in here today,
468
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:57,632
not some hatch opener.
469
00:20:57,633 --> 00:20:59,177
What are the odds that's gonna work?
470
00:20:59,178 --> 00:21:02,892
Ty-Anne, I'm done
worrying about the odds.
471
00:21:04,438 --> 00:21:07,067
I was scared.
472
00:21:07,068 --> 00:21:08,945
I just couldn't wrap my head around
473
00:21:08,946 --> 00:21:11,493
a life of stolen moments,
474
00:21:11,494 --> 00:21:14,039
just some 20% relationship.
475
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,834
But for what it's worth,
476
00:21:15,835 --> 00:21:18,298
I would eat a stadium full of people
477
00:21:18,299 --> 00:21:20,679
for one more night with you.
478
00:21:26,022 --> 00:21:28,235
I can't believe we're
fucking inside your Dad.
479
00:21:28,236 --> 00:21:30,280
Okay, shut up.
480
00:21:30,281 --> 00:21:31,700
I'm about to...
481
00:21:34,289 --> 00:21:36,793
So, uh,
482
00:21:36,794 --> 00:21:40,300
I should probably be
getting into that core now.
483
00:21:40,301 --> 00:21:42,638
Yeah, I should, um,
484
00:21:42,639 --> 00:21:45,394
I should, you know, eject myself and...
485
00:21:45,395 --> 00:21:48,191
But this was fun. We should...
486
00:21:48,192 --> 00:21:50,988
we should definitely...
487
00:21:50,989 --> 00:21:53,952
Yeah, we can.
488
00:21:53,953 --> 00:21:56,942
But I'll see you in a minute.
489
00:21:58,963 --> 00:22:01,176
Yeah, yeah.
490
00:22:01,177 --> 00:22:02,804
I'll see you in a minute.
491
00:22:28,439 --> 00:22:31,819
♪ Daisy, daisy ♪
492
00:22:31,904 --> 00:22:36,448
♪ Give me your answer do ♪
493
00:22:36,497 --> 00:22:40,206
♪ I'm half crazy ♪
494
00:22:40,255 --> 00:22:44,270
♪ All for the love ♪
495
00:22:44,346 --> 00:22:47,028
♪ Of you ♪
496
00:22:47,101 --> 00:22:48,645
♪ It won't... ♪
497
00:23:15,942 --> 00:23:17,435
♪ It won't be a ♪
498
00:23:17,495 --> 00:23:20,560
♪ Stylish ♪
499
00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:31,917
♪ I can't afford ♪
500
00:23:31,982 --> 00:23:34,651
♪ A carriage ♪
501
00:23:34,738 --> 00:23:36,542
♪ But you'll look sweet ♪
502
00:23:36,617 --> 00:23:39,747
♪ Upon the seat of a bicycle ♪
503
00:23:39,748 --> 00:23:41,636
♪ Built for two ♪
504
00:23:41,660 --> 00:23:42,627
Hey, honey.
505
00:23:42,652 --> 00:23:45,007
Hey, did you know that song's
actually not called "Daisy"?
506
00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:48,473
It's called, "Daisy Bell
(Bicycle Built for Two)".
507
00:23:48,474 --> 00:23:50,394
Um, are you feeling okay, or...
508
00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:51,813
Good enough for another round of
509
00:23:51,814 --> 00:23:53,900
"Daisy Bell (Bicycle Built for Two)".
510
00:23:53,901 --> 00:23:55,320
- Wanna join?
- No.
511
00:23:55,321 --> 00:23:57,908
Your loss!
512
00:23:57,909 --> 00:24:00,780
♪ Daisy, daisy ♪
513
00:24:03,754 --> 00:24:05,757
Torque, Torque!
514
00:24:05,758 --> 00:24:07,803
Torque!
515
00:24:07,804 --> 00:24:10,308
Wake up. Torque, wake up.
516
00:24:10,309 --> 00:24:12,646
Wake up! God, come on.
517
00:24:33,397 --> 00:24:34,815
Holy shit.
518
00:24:34,816 --> 00:24:36,652
You buried him in your bedroom?
519
00:24:36,653 --> 00:24:38,113
That's hardcore.
520
00:24:38,114 --> 00:24:40,410
Sounds like the other me
was a real nerd,
521
00:24:40,411 --> 00:24:42,498
who kinda died for nothing.
522
00:24:42,499 --> 00:24:45,295
No, it wasn't for nothing.
523
00:24:45,296 --> 00:24:48,092
After that, I took over
the Pointed Circle,
524
00:24:48,093 --> 00:24:51,641
and Torque's technology allowed
us to replicate Stu's sim,
525
00:24:51,642 --> 00:24:54,355
which you crashed, giving us hope.
526
00:24:54,356 --> 00:24:56,943
Yeah, until we destroyed it all.
527
00:24:56,944 --> 00:24:59,240
We really fucked up, thinking
they were the bad guys.
528
00:24:59,241 --> 00:25:02,371
There is some serious egg on my face.
529
00:25:02,372 --> 00:25:04,917
- We need a new plan.
- Well, we've tried everything.
530
00:25:04,918 --> 00:25:06,587
Stu patched the back door to the sim,
531
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,090
and then when we found you,
we thought we could
532
00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:09,510
upload directly, but...
533
00:25:09,511 --> 00:25:11,096
We blew up your upload machine.
534
00:25:11,097 --> 00:25:12,766
Yeah, and you killed all our scientists.
535
00:25:12,767 --> 00:25:15,939
I am feeling like an idiot right now.
536
00:25:22,161 --> 00:25:25,333
You guys, there's still
one upload machine left.
537
00:25:27,755 --> 00:25:29,175
And we don't need a back door.
538
00:25:29,176 --> 00:25:31,721
Stu's opening the front one for us.
539
00:25:31,722 --> 00:25:33,098
I can crash this sim just
as easily as I crashed yours.
540
00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:34,643
I'm gonna go in there and
541
00:25:34,644 --> 00:25:37,858
I'm gonna send that computer
back to 7734.
542
00:25:37,859 --> 00:25:40,906
- I don't know that reference.
- "Hell."
543
00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:43,369
It's "hell" in numbers, and upside down.
544
00:25:43,370 --> 00:25:46,292
It's more like a visual... kind of joke.
545
00:25:46,293 --> 00:25:48,086
Oh, okay. So, yeah.
546
00:25:48,087 --> 00:25:49,590
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all gonna die.
547
00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:56,592
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