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WOMAN: Long ago,
our galaxy was ruled
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by an alien race
called the Eridians
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whose power and technology
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were far beyond
human comprehension.
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Though they disappeared
ages ago,
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they left behind fragments
of their technology,
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scraps that became
the foundation
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for all human advancement.
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But the Eridians'
greatest secrets
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were hidden in a vault
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located on the planet Pandora.
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The once peaceful world
was overrun by corporations,
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criminals,
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- and treasure seekers...
- MAN: Guns, guns, guns!
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WOMAN: ...fighting
and killing one another
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for a chance to find the vault.
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But it remained hidden.
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Then, amidst
the clouds of chaos,
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a glimmer of hope
shone through.
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A prophecy.
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That one day,
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a daughter of Eridia
would open the vault
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and restore order
to the broken planet.
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Yeah.
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That sounds like
some wacko B.S., right?
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Well, I thought so too,
until...
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- this mess happened.
- (RUMBLING)
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- (ALARM BLARING)
- (MUFFLED SHOUTING)
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(RAPID GUNFIRE)
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GUARD 1: There he is!
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GUARD 2: Stop!
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(ALARM CONTINUES BLARING)
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- (DOOR CLANGS LOUDLY)
- (GASPS)
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- (METAL STRAINING)
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(SIGHS)
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ROLAND: God damn!
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There's no air holes in there.
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(EXHALES) What a stupid helmet.
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Tina.
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Hey.
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(EXHALES)
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I'm Roland.
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Yeah. There's been some, uh...
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There's been some trouble.
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And Atlas,
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he sent me
to bring you to safety.
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- My dad sent you?
- That's right.
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His shortest soldier?
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Yeah, his shortest soldier
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to save his least
funny daughter.
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AUTOMATED VOICE: (OVER PA)
Code three security breach.
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The station is in lockdown.
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All personnel
must shelter in place.
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- Okay, let's go.
- Hey, hey, hey!
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- Let's slow down.
- GUARD 3: Target in sight!
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(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
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Come on. Come on.
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GUARD 3: Stop!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Stay down!
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- Oh, God.
- No, no!
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- (GRUNTS)
- ROLAND: Catch.
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Fake stormtrooper-ass bitch.
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Come here.
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Code three security breach.
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Come on. Come on.
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The station is now in lockdown.
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Wait, I changed my mind.
Take me back to my cell.
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- Please.
- Come on.
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GUARD 4: Holy shit!
One of the Psychos got out.
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PRISONER:
It's time to go insane!
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(GUARDS GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
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PRISONER: You're in my spot.
(GRUNTS)
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Put him down. Put him down.
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(GRUNTS)
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- (GRUNTS)
- ROLAND: Hey, easy.
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What do you, uh...
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What do you say
me and you be friends?
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(SOFTLY) Shit.
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(GROANS)
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Sorry, Knoxx.
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PRISONER: My girl.
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(GRUNTS)
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TINY TINA: Krieg,
what's up, man?
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You want some pancakes?
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KRIEG: My girl broken.
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ROLAND: It's Krieg, right?
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- (KRIEG GRUNTS)
- Yeah.
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What do you say you help me
get her outta here?
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- (GRUNTS AFFIRMATIVELY)
- Yeah.
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(HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?
BY THE HEAVY PLAYING)
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WOMAN: Of course,
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we can't all be
the daughter of Eridia,
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skipping down
the path of destiny.
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Some of us
have to work for a living.
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PRISONER: You don't have
to do this, you know.
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I mean, I can pay you.
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Yeah, whatever's in my wallet
right now, it's yours.
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Okay?
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WOMAN: Shut up
or I'll break your other arm.
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PRISONER: Oh, no,
one arm's good.
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That's fine.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(PRISONER GRUNTS)
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- WOMAN: 'Sup?
- Sorry.
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- Quinn.
- Lilith.
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We do have other seats,
you know.
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Then he won't have
any trouble finding one.
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Uh, not tonight.
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(KNOCKS ON TABLE) Top shelf.
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(TRILLING)
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Not sure how top
you think the shelves are.
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Eh, buy your kid
some dance lessons.
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Hot date?
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You remember that heist down
in Lectra City last month?
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Yeah, a couple of guards died.
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Yeah, well, this sad sack
was the trigger man.
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Listen, I never meant
to shoot anyone.
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I was... (GRUNTS)
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I'm getting too old
for this shit.
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Bounty hunting? Uh.
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It's for the young and stupid.
Am I right?
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You really want me
to answer that?
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I do not.
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Lilith.
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- Piss off.
- (CHUCKLES)
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I heard you were quite
the crusty old...
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(GROANS)
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Wait. Wait, wait.
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We, uh, maybe got off
on the wrong foot.
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You see, um...
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(EXHALES)
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I represent a very wealthy man
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who has a contract for you.
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I've got a job.
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Maybe next month.
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MAN 1: You collect on that scum
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dead or alive, right?
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QUINN: Hey.
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Not in here, big boy.
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We don't want any trouble.
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It's just, uh, our employer
is, uh, not one for waiting.
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Who is?
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(PATRONS CLAMORING)
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(MAN GROANS, THUDS)
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Are you with these assholes?
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Or are you just a fan
of violence?
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These gentlemen work
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or should I say "worked" for me?
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- (GROANS)
- (LILITH SIGHS)
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QUINN: I'll get Kimber
to clean this up.
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Thanks, Quinn.
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(ELECTRONIC STATIC)
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MAN 2: (OVER HOLOGRAM)
That was impressive.
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I warned them
not to underestimate you.
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My name is Deukalian Atlas.
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And, uh...
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Hold on.
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(CHUCKLES) This is...
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This is rather awkward.
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Hey, you there.
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Fat boy.
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Put me on.
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(STUTTERS) But she just
killed Frank and Wes.
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But she would never
shoot a man of your caliber.
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(AMBIGUOUSLY) Mm.
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As I was saying...
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(SOFTLY) Start walking.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
My name is Deukalian Atlas.
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President of the...
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The Atlas Corporation?
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Clue's in the name.
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Look, uh, this has been
a really long day.
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Can we just skip to,
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I don't know, whatever this is?
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ATLAS: Of course.
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My daughter has been kidnapped,
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and I need her returned to me.
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Bounty hunter, not babysitter.
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Haven't you got some
toy soldiers you can send?
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Yes, the Crimson Lance.
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Unfortunately, the kidnapper
is one of them.
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I need an outsider.
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Someone who knows
how to handle a planet
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full of Psychos, skags,
and vault hunters
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like they were born there.
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Your daughter's on Pandora?
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(SIGHS) Thoughts and prayers.
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But you couldn't pay me enough
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to set foot
on that shithole again.
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Are you sure about that?
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(BEEPS)
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Oh.
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Maybe you could.
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Okay, I'll start
when my current contract ends.
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(PRISONER GROANS)
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(BODY THUDS)
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(LILITH SIGHS)
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ATLAS: Seems like you're free
to start immediately.
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Give her the beacon.
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Activate this device
when you find my daughter
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and my people
will retrieve her.
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You haven't disappointed
so far, Lilith.
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I advise you not to start.
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(SOFTLY) Sorry.
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Oh, shit.
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(CREATURE SHRIEKS)
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(POD ENGINES ROARING)
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(POD POWERING DOWN)
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(LILITH GRUTS)
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(METAL CLANGING)
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Thank you for
flying Atlas transport pods.
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You've arrived
at your destination.
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Pandora.
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LILITH: Let me tell you
everything you need to know
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about Pandora.
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(CREATURE PANTING)
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- (GUNSHOT)
- (WHINES)
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It's a shithole.
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I should know. I'm from here.
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God, I hate this planet.
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It's the kind of place
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you don't ever wanna return to.
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So, the sooner I find the girl,
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the sooner I can
get the hell outta here.
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The soldier had hijacked
one of Atlas' shuttles
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and crash-landed here
months ago.
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There wasn't much left of it.
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It'd been stripped for parts
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and vandalized
by vault hunters.
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No way to know
if he and Tina even survived.
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Wanna know if you've seen her.
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But then I spoke
to some locals.
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Scavenger kids
barely scraping out a living.
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They told me
Tina and the soldier
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had passed through weeks ago
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heading north
towards Fyrestone.
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Then I ran
into some other locals.
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(HOLLERING) Run!
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LILITH: Psychos.
Murderous gangs.
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(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMING)
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It was time to catch a ride
and head north.
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(JINGLE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
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MAN: Hello, vault hunter.
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Need a ride?
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Yeah, I'm not
a vault hunter, but...
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Then welcome aboard.
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People inside, bags up top.
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Don't need
any explosives going pop.
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That is a mess to clean up,
believe me.
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- (MAN LAUGHS)
- (SIGHS)
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Hello, passenger.
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My name is Marcus.
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But of course,
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you're not here for small talk.
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You are here to find the vault.
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Uh, you can stop there.
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Not a vault hunter.
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Just need a ride.
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If you say so. (LAUGHS)
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00:11:56,558 --> 00:11:57,924
(AD JINGLE PLAYING ON SCREEN)
264
00:12:01,224 --> 00:12:04,464
Well, hello,
brave vault hunter.
265
00:12:04,566 --> 00:12:06,799
So, you've come in search
266
00:12:06,902 --> 00:12:09,963
of the secret lost vault
of the Eridians,
267
00:12:10,065 --> 00:12:13,764
right here on Pandora!
268
00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:16,641
Do you want to be rich
beyond your wildest dreams?
269
00:12:16,743 --> 00:12:18,570
First, you must find the keys,
270
00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:21,481
then the vault itself,
but it won't be easy.
271
00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:23,415
Could you turn this shit off?
272
00:12:23,517 --> 00:12:24,480
Not a vault hunter.
273
00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:26,083
No can do.
274
00:12:26,185 --> 00:12:29,285
This bus is for transporting
vault hunters, so...
275
00:12:29,387 --> 00:12:32,421
(ON SCREEN) Will you be
the one to find the vault?
276
00:12:32,523 --> 00:12:36,287
Ancient alien treasure filled
with high-tech secrets...
277
00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:38,256
Pandora is a dangerous place,
278
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,527
so you need superior firepower.
279
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,667
Prepare yourself
with one of Marcus' munitions.
280
00:12:42,770 --> 00:12:45,296
MARCUS: Next stop, Fyrestone,
281
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,471
where all vault hunters begin.
282
00:12:47,573 --> 00:12:48,539
LILITH: Uh, no.
283
00:12:48,641 --> 00:12:51,271
Really, I am not...
284
00:12:51,373 --> 00:12:52,770
- (GEAR LEVER CRANKS)
- (BRAKES SCREECH)
285
00:12:54,117 --> 00:12:54,849
Thanks.
286
00:12:55,748 --> 00:12:57,685
Good luck, vault hunter.
287
00:12:57,787 --> 00:13:00,384
I hope you find
what you're searching for.
288
00:13:00,486 --> 00:13:02,351
(LAUGHS)
289
00:13:08,322 --> 00:13:09,831
(JINGLE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
290
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,100
(SIGHS)
291
00:13:17,771 --> 00:13:19,764
(SLOW DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
292
00:13:48,437 --> 00:13:49,167
(GRAVEL SHIFTING)
293
00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:58,911
LILITH: Two weeks on the trail,
294
00:13:59,013 --> 00:14:00,981
and it was as cold
as Pandora's moons.
295
00:14:02,477 --> 00:14:05,282
Tina and the soldier
were long gone.
296
00:14:05,384 --> 00:14:09,220
I needed a miracle,
but I got something else.
297
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,322
(CREATURE CHITTERING)
298
00:14:22,871 --> 00:14:25,373
- (METAL CLANGS)
- MALE VOICE: My eye!
299
00:14:25,475 --> 00:14:27,474
You shot me in my eye!
300
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:28,773
You blinded me for life!
301
00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:30,740
How will I manage to survive?
302
00:14:30,842 --> 00:14:32,573
I'm just kidding!
303
00:14:32,675 --> 00:14:35,607
I was designed to withstand
all kinds of violent acts,
304
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,552
even completely
unjustified ones like yours.
305
00:14:38,654 --> 00:14:40,147
Now, I bet you're wondering,
306
00:14:40,249 --> 00:14:42,113
what's the deal with this thing?
307
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,281
Uh, no, I'm not.
308
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,715
I'm programmed for humor,
309
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,556
so I will process that
as "witty banter."
310
00:14:46,658 --> 00:14:47,627
Beat it.
311
00:14:47,729 --> 00:14:50,656
I'm a Hyperion brand CL4P-TP,
312
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:53,291
possibly the last of my kind
still in service.
313
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,430
But you can call me...
314
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,463
Whoopsie! Ha!
315
00:14:56,565 --> 00:14:58,564
You accidentally shot me
in the face again.
316
00:14:58,666 --> 00:15:00,405
As I was saying,
you can call me Claptrap.
317
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:01,840
(GUNSHOT)
318
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:03,475
You know,
I can do this all night,
319
00:15:03,577 --> 00:15:04,778
so piss off.
320
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:05,845
CLAPTRAP: Believe me,
I wish I could
321
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,174
based on what little
I've experienced
322
00:15:07,276 --> 00:15:09,483
of your horrendous personality.
323
00:15:09,585 --> 00:15:11,275
But I have no choice.
324
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:12,782
What do you mean?
325
00:15:12,884 --> 00:15:14,288
Did Atlas send you?
326
00:15:14,390 --> 00:15:15,821
Atlas? Yuck!
327
00:15:15,923 --> 00:15:17,287
I don't work
for the competition.
328
00:15:17,389 --> 00:15:19,593
No, I've been lying dormant
under a garbage heap
329
00:15:19,695 --> 00:15:21,762
for... calculating... 36 years!
330
00:15:21,864 --> 00:15:23,826
But the moment
you landed on Pandora,
331
00:15:23,928 --> 00:15:25,627
I was reactivated
332
00:15:25,729 --> 00:15:28,294
because I've been programmed
to help you upon your return!
333
00:15:28,396 --> 00:15:29,468
No one knew I was coming here.
334
00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:31,262
Not even me.
335
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,438
Who programmed you?
336
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:33,974
I don't know!
337
00:15:34,076 --> 00:15:35,799
Which is a shame,
because you're an awful person
338
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:37,835
and I'd love to know
who to blame for this.
339
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,304
Since I don't, I have
no choice but to serve you
340
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:41,980
until you're dead.
341
00:15:42,082 --> 00:15:43,948
Did that sound like a threat?
Sorry.
342
00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:46,377
Anyway, as long as
you're not dead,
343
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:47,653
- I'm here to help.
- Oh.
344
00:15:47,755 --> 00:15:49,289
And I have many skills.
345
00:15:49,392 --> 00:15:51,183
Balancing.
346
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:52,559
Turning in circles.
347
00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:54,289
I don't need a partner.
348
00:15:54,391 --> 00:15:56,563
Uh, I can also access
the ECHOnet.
349
00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:58,731
Did you say "ECHOnet"?
350
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,294
Can you use it to find someone?
351
00:16:00,396 --> 00:16:01,831
Of course.
Just show me a picture.
352
00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:03,331
I'll hack and search
353
00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:05,202
its slowly dying
visual banks for matches
354
00:16:05,304 --> 00:16:07,406
and find your target's
last known location.
355
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:08,666
Find her.
356
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,576
She was last seen
outside Fyrestone.
357
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,573
Accessing network.
358
00:16:13,675 --> 00:16:15,212
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
359
00:16:15,314 --> 00:16:16,983
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
360
00:16:17,085 --> 00:16:18,952
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
361
00:16:19,054 --> 00:16:20,645
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
362
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,750
Could you do it
without the singing?
363
00:16:22,852 --> 00:16:24,584
Yes!
364
00:16:24,686 --> 00:16:25,884
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
365
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:27,892
Done!
366
00:16:27,994 --> 00:16:29,424
Your target was last recorded
367
00:16:29,527 --> 00:16:31,763
near an abandoned quarry
in the Tundra Express!
368
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:34,001
It's only 132 days on foot
369
00:16:34,103 --> 00:16:36,899
with a 98% chance of being
eaten by a Craw maggot!
370
00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:39,332
I like those odds!
371
00:16:39,434 --> 00:16:40,668
We're gonna need some wheels.
372
00:16:43,112 --> 00:16:46,272
That's the Crimson Lance,
Atlas' private army.
373
00:16:46,374 --> 00:16:47,713
What are they doing here?
374
00:16:47,815 --> 00:16:49,707
Oh, just a guess here.
375
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:52,548
Exactly the same thing
you're doing.
376
00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:55,582
LILITH: And the Lance
teaming up with the Psychos?
377
00:16:55,684 --> 00:16:57,122
CLAPTRAP:
It seems like Atlas will hire
378
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,057
just about anyone
to find his daughter.
379
00:16:59,159 --> 00:17:01,491
LILITH: Concentrating.
CLAPTRAP: Sorry.
380
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,425
Huh. The Lance are leaving.
381
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:07,900
I guess they didn't find her.
382
00:17:08,002 --> 00:17:09,768
PSYCHO: No more Mommy!
(LAUGHING)
383
00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:11,996
Free lunch! Hot delivery!
384
00:17:14,536 --> 00:17:16,209
- (THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
- Huh?
385
00:17:16,709 --> 00:17:17,705
(GRUNTS)
386
00:17:20,815 --> 00:17:21,544
(SCAVENGER KIDS CLAMORING)
387
00:17:24,550 --> 00:17:27,280
That was so out of character
to save those children.
388
00:17:27,382 --> 00:17:28,720
Well, I needed a ride.
389
00:17:28,822 --> 00:17:30,122
For a second there,
390
00:17:30,224 --> 00:17:32,122
I thought you weren't
a horrible person.
391
00:17:32,224 --> 00:17:34,753
Phew! The world
makes sense again.
392
00:17:34,855 --> 00:17:36,496
Now, there's only room
for one up front,
393
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:37,796
but worry not.
394
00:17:37,898 --> 00:17:39,694
I can sit on your lap.
395
00:17:42,405 --> 00:17:43,464
Lilith!
396
00:17:43,566 --> 00:17:45,766
You accidentally locked me
in the back!
397
00:17:46,574 --> 00:17:48,637
Lilith!
398
00:17:52,747 --> 00:17:54,071
(CREATURE SHRIEKS)
399
00:17:58,612 --> 00:18:00,385
(THRILLING MUSIC CONTINUES)
400
00:18:17,773 --> 00:18:19,805
Please drain my battery.
401
00:18:19,907 --> 00:18:20,936
Put me back to sleep.
402
00:18:21,038 --> 00:18:22,710
I won't tell.
403
00:18:22,812 --> 00:18:23,942
You said you wanted to help.
404
00:18:24,044 --> 00:18:25,671
I said I'm programmed to help.
405
00:18:25,773 --> 00:18:27,780
What I want to do
is wipe my memory,
406
00:18:27,882 --> 00:18:29,808
you horrendous she-devil.
407
00:18:29,911 --> 00:18:31,977
Are you sure these
are the right coordinates?
408
00:18:32,079 --> 00:18:34,654
Yes. This is the last known
location of your quarry.
409
00:18:34,756 --> 00:18:37,387
Get it? (LAUGHING)
410
00:18:37,489 --> 00:18:38,852
But it looks like
she's long gone by now.
411
00:18:41,992 --> 00:18:43,087
Does it?
412
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:49,269
(METAL CREAKING)
413
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,506
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
414
00:19:14,428 --> 00:19:16,791
You know, it's quite
a menagerie you've got here.
415
00:19:18,265 --> 00:19:21,994
You could start
your own Pandoran zoo.
416
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,134
You must be Tina.
417
00:19:33,847 --> 00:19:34,875
Name's Lilith.
418
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:36,415
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
419
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,748
So, that soldier...
420
00:19:40,823 --> 00:19:41,780
who brought you here,
421
00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:43,081
is he playing
hide-and-seek, too?
422
00:19:43,824 --> 00:19:45,551
He left me.
423
00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:46,920
I haven't seen him in days.
424
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,860
Well, I'm here to take you home
425
00:19:49,962 --> 00:19:52,396
to your father.
426
00:19:52,498 --> 00:19:55,428
Yeah, he seems like
a real, uh, sweetheart.
427
00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:56,968
TINY TINA: What? My daddy?
428
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,901
I get to see my daddy?
429
00:19:59,003 --> 00:20:00,399
Really?
430
00:20:00,501 --> 00:20:01,602
I've been so afraid.
431
00:20:01,704 --> 00:20:02,875
- Yeah.
- TINY TINA: I've been scared.
432
00:20:02,977 --> 00:20:04,311
Speaking of your daddy...
433
00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:05,708
TINY TINA: The noises outside
really freaked me out.
434
00:20:05,810 --> 00:20:07,070
I've just gotta let him know
that I got you safe...
435
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:08,043
TINY TINA: I should probably
get my stuff.
436
00:20:08,145 --> 00:20:09,114
LILITH: Shit.
437
00:20:09,216 --> 00:20:11,975
TINY TINA:
I really love my daddy.
438
00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:14,814
He's such a nurturing
parental figure.
439
00:20:14,916 --> 00:20:16,686
Sure, I'll have to take
your word for it.
440
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,786
Miss Lilith,
441
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,892
can you grab my Badonkadonk?
442
00:20:26,097 --> 00:20:27,532
Your what now?
443
00:20:34,238 --> 00:20:36,005
(TOY LAUGHS, BEEPS)
444
00:20:36,107 --> 00:20:37,476
You little...
445
00:20:38,108 --> 00:20:39,709
(GRUNTS)
446
00:20:43,913 --> 00:20:46,787
TINY TINA: I love it
when bounty hunters drop by.
447
00:20:46,889 --> 00:20:48,613
Time to make it rain...
448
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:49,789
with your body parts.
449
00:20:49,891 --> 00:20:50,823
(TINY TINA LAUGHS)
450
00:20:50,925 --> 00:20:52,249
(LILITH GRUNTING)
451
00:20:58,029 --> 00:20:59,490
(GRUNTS)
452
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,132
TINY TINA: Hey.
453
00:21:01,234 --> 00:21:02,930
You still alive down there?
454
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:08,799
CLAPTRAP: She seems deranged.
455
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,476
You two have a lot in common.
456
00:21:13,215 --> 00:21:14,810
Only she's smaller,
nicer, cuter.
457
00:21:16,218 --> 00:21:17,848
Hope that wasn't
something important.
458
00:21:17,951 --> 00:21:19,680
Fix this.
459
00:21:19,782 --> 00:21:21,682
CLAPTRAP:
Because, whoo, it's toast.
460
00:21:21,784 --> 00:21:23,813
(TINY TINA VOCALIZES
OPERATICALLY)
461
00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:25,183
TINY TINA: Where'd you go?
462
00:21:26,223 --> 00:21:27,185
LILITH: Tina.
463
00:21:29,229 --> 00:21:31,957
Look, I... I'm here to save you.
464
00:21:32,059 --> 00:21:33,866
TINY TINA: Do I look like
I need saving?
465
00:21:33,968 --> 00:21:35,729
'Cause I'm up here
466
00:21:35,831 --> 00:21:37,561
and you're all hiding
under a car.
467
00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:38,862
Like a bitch!
468
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,897
You get down here right now.
469
00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:43,811
(IN SING-SONG VOICE) Oh, Krieg!
470
00:21:43,913 --> 00:21:45,038
(RHYTHMIC HORN BLARES)
471
00:21:47,608 --> 00:21:49,479
This fancy-ass woman
472
00:21:49,581 --> 00:21:51,682
just pointed a gun
at your best friend.
473
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:55,889
KRIEG: I will lick
your spine clean.
474
00:21:55,991 --> 00:21:58,024
Holed up with Psychos?
475
00:21:58,126 --> 00:22:01,092
He only used to be a Psycho.
476
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,225
Now he's my big brother!
477
00:22:03,327 --> 00:22:04,893
CLAPTRAP: How sweet.
478
00:22:04,995 --> 00:22:06,227
One of you kill the other,
I'm gonna go get a coffee.
479
00:22:06,329 --> 00:22:08,226
(KRIEG GRUNTING)
480
00:22:13,142 --> 00:22:14,474
- (KRIEG GRUNTS)
- (LILITH GASPS)
481
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:18,002
Tell her what she's won, Krieg.
482
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,974
KRIEG: You've walked
the wrong dog.
483
00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:23,742
CLAPTRAP: Shoot him in the face.
484
00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:24,748
Shoot him in the face again.
485
00:22:27,686 --> 00:22:29,051
It's not working.
Forget it. Abort. Go!
486
00:22:29,154 --> 00:22:30,215
Run, run!
487
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:32,558
(KRIEG LAUGHING)
488
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,765
(KRIEG GRUNTS, LAUGHS)
489
00:22:44,070 --> 00:22:45,439
(YELLING)
490
00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:52,771
(GRUNTS)
491
00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:54,780
(GASPS MOCKINGLY) Mine's bigger.
492
00:22:54,882 --> 00:22:55,878
(SIGHS)
493
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:58,452
Listen.
494
00:22:59,351 --> 00:23:01,747
I was sent by your father.
495
00:23:01,849 --> 00:23:03,421
TINY TINA: Well, that's strange.
496
00:23:03,523 --> 00:23:05,121
Because I don't
have a father, lady.
497
00:23:05,223 --> 00:23:06,557
(LILITH SCOFFS)
498
00:23:06,659 --> 00:23:08,719
I know this planet
can mess with your mind.
499
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:09,929
My mind is awesome.
500
00:23:10,031 --> 00:23:11,827
My mind's so cool.
501
00:23:11,929 --> 00:23:15,091
Listen, I don't wanna be here.
Nothing personal.
502
00:23:15,193 --> 00:23:16,300
So, if you could
just come with me,
503
00:23:16,402 --> 00:23:17,301
and you could talk to your dad
504
00:23:17,403 --> 00:23:18,967
and you guys can sort it out,
505
00:23:19,069 --> 00:23:20,034
- family style. And I can...
- (ENGINE WHOOSHES NEARBY)
506
00:23:21,241 --> 00:23:23,070
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
507
00:23:27,881 --> 00:23:30,308
TINY TINA: Nice work, lady.
You led 'em straight to me.
508
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:34,114
KNOXX: So, Atlas sent
someone new to find the girl.
509
00:23:34,216 --> 00:23:37,115
Never would have thought
it was a scumbag vault hunter.
510
00:23:37,217 --> 00:23:39,658
Actually, I'm not
a scumbag vault hunter.
511
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,156
CLAPTRAP: Actually,
she's a scumbag bounty hunter.
512
00:23:42,258 --> 00:23:44,295
LILITH: You know, it's not
my fault you suck at your job,
513
00:23:44,397 --> 00:23:46,123
whoever you are. Who are you?
514
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:48,266
Commander Knoxx
of the Crimson Lance.
515
00:23:48,368 --> 00:23:49,967
And I'm taking the girl with me.
516
00:23:50,070 --> 00:23:51,201
Oh, yeah?
517
00:23:51,303 --> 00:23:52,330
You and what army?
518
00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:54,772
The one right behind me.
519
00:23:58,707 --> 00:23:59,805
SOLDIER: Move, move.
520
00:23:59,907 --> 00:24:01,113
Charlie team, right side.
521
00:24:01,215 --> 00:24:02,780
On your lead, with me!
522
00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:05,710
Stay behind me.
523
00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:07,152
- I'll go.
- Wait.
524
00:24:07,254 --> 00:24:08,882
And if you're both nice,
525
00:24:08,984 --> 00:24:11,250
I'll put in a good word
with Daddy.
526
00:24:12,093 --> 00:24:13,186
Sounds good to me.
527
00:24:14,094 --> 00:24:15,724
Sergeant Russo,
528
00:24:15,826 --> 00:24:17,295
bring me a neurocollar
for the girl.
529
00:24:17,397 --> 00:24:18,888
RUSSO: Copy that, Commander.
530
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:20,958
TINY TINA: A collar?
531
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,333
(CHUCKLES) I love new jewelry.
532
00:24:22,435 --> 00:24:24,604
Yeah, I got you a gift, too.
533
00:24:26,138 --> 00:24:27,134
Catch.
534
00:24:28,738 --> 00:24:30,142
TOY: Will you be my friend?
535
00:24:30,244 --> 00:24:31,039
- (LAUGHS)
- Oh, shit!
536
00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:33,206
TINY TINA: Yes!
537
00:24:37,316 --> 00:24:38,376
(TINY TINA GASPS)
538
00:24:40,484 --> 00:24:42,017
- Come on!
- Hey!
539
00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:45,284
(BOTH GRUNTING)
540
00:24:49,790 --> 00:24:50,531
(CLAPTRAP SCREAMING)
541
00:24:57,137 --> 00:24:58,132
(SCREAMING)
542
00:25:02,142 --> 00:25:03,137
(METAL CREAKING)
543
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:05,746
LILITH: Oh, shit!
544
00:25:05,848 --> 00:25:06,910
Tina!
545
00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:13,045
(ENGINE WHOOSHING)
546
00:25:13,147 --> 00:25:14,511
KNOXX: Stop.
She's coming with me.
547
00:25:16,519 --> 00:25:17,690
(HORN HONKING)
548
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:24,059
I leave you alone
for 10 minutes...
549
00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:25,857
Get in the car.
550
00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:27,100
It's okay. He's with me.
551
00:25:27,202 --> 00:25:28,266
LILITH: I wish I wasn't.
552
00:25:28,368 --> 00:25:29,900
ROLAND: Get in the car!
553
00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:33,238
Go, go!
554
00:25:33,340 --> 00:25:35,367
(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
555
00:25:40,546 --> 00:25:42,246
CLAPTRAP: Lilith, wait for me!
556
00:25:42,348 --> 00:25:43,214
What did I tell you?
557
00:25:43,316 --> 00:25:45,250
Minimal explosions.
558
00:25:45,352 --> 00:25:47,120
No, I said no explosions!
559
00:25:47,222 --> 00:25:48,386
Who the hell are you?
560
00:25:48,488 --> 00:25:50,280
This is Lilith. My dad sent her.
561
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,822
Oh. She's a scumbag
bounty hunter.
562
00:25:52,924 --> 00:25:55,385
No, I am a high-end
bounty hunter, pal.
563
00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:56,924
- ROLAND: No.
- And letting kids get shot at
564
00:25:57,026 --> 00:25:58,295
was not part
of my job description.
565
00:25:58,397 --> 00:25:59,430
Oh, I bet it wasn't.
566
00:25:59,532 --> 00:26:01,392
CLAPTRAP: Lilith. Lilith.
567
00:26:01,494 --> 00:26:04,002
You inadvertently left
your best friend behind!
568
00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:05,738
To die!
569
00:26:07,943 --> 00:26:09,071
Lilith!
570
00:26:16,217 --> 00:26:17,618
Move, move, move!
571
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,287
CLAPTRAP: Hey!
No pressure or anything
572
00:26:21,389 --> 00:26:23,083
but I'd love to come inside,
573
00:26:23,186 --> 00:26:24,758
- if you get a chance.
- What are you doing?
574
00:26:24,860 --> 00:26:27,491
CLAPTRAP: Just hoping you can
reach out and scoop me up.
575
00:26:27,593 --> 00:26:28,629
You don't have to stop, just...
576
00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:31,297
Hey!
577
00:26:31,399 --> 00:26:32,924
Go easy on the merchandise.
578
00:26:33,026 --> 00:26:34,426
ROLAND: Here they come!
579
00:26:38,498 --> 00:26:41,172
KNOXX: All units,
you are now weapons free!
580
00:26:41,274 --> 00:26:42,566
Take them down!
581
00:26:49,911 --> 00:26:51,179
Damn it! You know what?
582
00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:53,313
You drive.
583
00:27:05,265 --> 00:27:06,463
(BEEPING)
584
00:27:06,565 --> 00:27:07,991
You programmed to steer?
585
00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:08,834
CLAPTRAP: Who, me?
586
00:27:12,272 --> 00:27:13,238
(GRUNTING)
587
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,103
(SOLDIER SCREAMS)
588
00:27:16,070 --> 00:27:17,534
Who's driving the damn truck?
589
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,412
CLAPTRAP:
♪ Driving, driving, driving ♪
590
00:27:19,514 --> 00:27:20,610
♪ I'm so good at driving ♪
591
00:27:20,712 --> 00:27:21,972
♪ I'm a robot driver ♪
592
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:22,815
(CLAPTRAP SCREAMS)
593
00:27:31,021 --> 00:27:32,416
SOLDIER 1:
Locking on target, ma'am.
594
00:27:32,519 --> 00:27:34,156
- (BEACON BEEPING RAPIDLY)
- We got a problem!
595
00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:36,323
ROLAND: Brace for impact!
596
00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:39,497
CLAPTRAP: Holy underwear!
597
00:27:39,599 --> 00:27:41,064
(THRILLING MUSIC CONTINUES)
598
00:27:45,506 --> 00:27:47,466
I told you to drive. Damn it.
599
00:27:55,982 --> 00:27:58,752
Bandit one, four,
up on the right. Cut 'em off.
600
00:28:02,488 --> 00:28:03,482
They got us pinned.
601
00:28:05,526 --> 00:28:07,725
Not yet they don't. Hold on.
602
00:28:07,827 --> 00:28:08,762
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- (CLAPTRAP SCREAMS)
603
00:28:11,298 --> 00:28:12,524
(ALL GRUNTING)
604
00:28:18,037 --> 00:28:19,905
- Brace yourselves.
- LILITH: What are you doing?
605
00:28:21,674 --> 00:28:23,040
(TINY TINA AND KRIEG SCREAMING)
606
00:28:33,554 --> 00:28:35,514
LILITH: That was a terrible idea
607
00:28:36,323 --> 00:28:37,289
but it worked.
608
00:28:37,391 --> 00:28:38,451
ROLAND: Mm, maybe.
609
00:28:40,085 --> 00:28:41,091
Where are we?
610
00:28:42,725 --> 00:28:44,193
Pisswash gully.
611
00:28:47,668 --> 00:28:49,633
TINY TINA:
What's that smell? Ugh.
612
00:28:49,735 --> 00:28:51,270
- Put the window up.
- Why?
613
00:28:51,372 --> 00:28:52,504
Put the window up!
614
00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:54,303
TINY TINA: What is that smell?
615
00:28:54,405 --> 00:28:55,841
CLAPTRAP: What is this "smell"
thing everyone talks about?
616
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,568
- Listen to what I just said!
- I don't want to!
617
00:28:57,670 --> 00:28:59,144
- Roll the window up!
- Don't tell me what to...
618
00:28:59,247 --> 00:28:59,978
(SCREAMS)
619
00:29:01,947 --> 00:29:03,975
- (KRIEG GRUNTS, LAUGHS)
- (SCREAMING)
620
00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:05,978
It's in my mouth!
621
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,616
KRIEG: Sardine showers.
622
00:29:07,718 --> 00:29:09,282
It's pee. It's pee.
623
00:29:09,385 --> 00:29:11,823
Now I got pee
all in the middle of my truck.
624
00:29:11,925 --> 00:29:13,621
CLAPTRAP: Correction.
It's 67% urine...
625
00:29:13,723 --> 00:29:15,285
14% fecal...
626
00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:16,929
- (THRESHER ROARS)
- (YELPS)
627
00:29:22,370 --> 00:29:23,727
(TIRES SCREECHING)
628
00:29:25,132 --> 00:29:26,763
- Oh!
- LILITH: Look out!
629
00:29:27,408 --> 00:29:28,666
(TIRES SCREECHING)
630
00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:31,504
CLAPTRAP: Oh, God!
631
00:29:33,381 --> 00:29:34,612
Don't nobody move.
632
00:29:34,714 --> 00:29:35,444
I'm not about to die in this...
633
00:29:35,546 --> 00:29:36,676
Shut up.
634
00:29:36,779 --> 00:29:37,917
(BUBBLING)
635
00:29:41,156 --> 00:29:42,251
Okay.
636
00:29:43,589 --> 00:29:44,821
LILITH: Is that...
637
00:29:44,923 --> 00:29:46,149
TINY TINA:
This don't look so good.
638
00:29:46,251 --> 00:29:46,992
LILITH: Yes, it is.
639
00:29:49,257 --> 00:29:50,556
CLAPTRAP:
That thing looks angry!
640
00:29:50,658 --> 00:29:52,162
- Do you wanna press reverse?
- CLAPTRAP: Or hungry.
641
00:29:52,630 --> 00:29:54,395
(ENGINE REVVING)
642
00:29:54,497 --> 00:29:55,632
Oh, my God. It's gonna kill us.
It's gonna kill us.
643
00:29:55,734 --> 00:29:56,700
ROLAND: Wait a second.
644
00:29:56,802 --> 00:29:58,298
Do you want me to press reverse?
645
00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,371
ROLAND: No, I don't
want you to do nothing!
646
00:29:59,473 --> 00:30:01,039
(THRESHER SHRIEKING)
647
00:30:03,610 --> 00:30:04,845
TINY TINA: Oh, my God!
648
00:30:08,847 --> 00:30:10,114
LILITH: Your friends are back.
649
00:30:14,446 --> 00:30:16,587
KNOXX: Roland, don't be stupid.
650
00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:18,148
Just give us the girl.
651
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,352
(THRESHER ROARING)
652
00:30:20,454 --> 00:30:23,391
Everybody, buckle up.
I got a plan.
653
00:30:25,666 --> 00:30:26,658
CLAPTRAP: Somebody hold me!
654
00:30:28,361 --> 00:30:29,628
Seriously, I have no seat belt!
655
00:30:30,836 --> 00:30:33,203
Roland, what are you doing?
656
00:30:34,643 --> 00:30:36,470
- Go, go, go!
- ROLAND: Hold on!
657
00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:42,410
- Hold it!
- CLAPTRAP: No, no, no!
658
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,847
(ALL GRUNTING)
659
00:30:52,393 --> 00:30:54,191
(BELLOWS)
660
00:30:57,697 --> 00:30:58,461
(TIRE TREAD SPUTTERING)
661
00:30:58,563 --> 00:30:59,696
Shit.
662
00:30:59,798 --> 00:31:00,934
Feels like we blew a tire.
663
00:31:01,701 --> 00:31:03,700
You call that a plan?
664
00:31:03,802 --> 00:31:05,438
It worked, didn't it?
665
00:31:05,540 --> 00:31:06,500
Feel free to applaud.
666
00:31:07,639 --> 00:31:08,700
(LILITH SCOFFS)
667
00:31:09,806 --> 00:31:11,269
(KRIEG LAUGHING)
668
00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:12,774
CLAPTRAP: Yay for not dying!
669
00:31:12,876 --> 00:31:14,580
(TINY TINA SQUEALS)
670
00:31:14,682 --> 00:31:16,411
(SLOW DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
671
00:31:36,403 --> 00:31:37,135
Nothing.
672
00:31:39,535 --> 00:31:41,741
- You stay here and keep watch.
- CLAPTRAP: Okay.
673
00:31:41,843 --> 00:31:43,674
But it's you
they don't seem to trust.
674
00:31:43,776 --> 00:31:45,638
And who can blame them?
675
00:31:45,740 --> 00:31:48,113
♪ Scanning, scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
676
00:31:48,911 --> 00:31:50,115
(ROLAND GRUNTS)
677
00:31:54,620 --> 00:31:55,819
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
678
00:31:55,921 --> 00:31:58,453
They should be after us by now.
679
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,621
(ROLAND GRUNTS)
680
00:32:01,723 --> 00:32:04,520
ROLAND: Stingrays won't pursue
without ground support.
681
00:32:04,622 --> 00:32:06,191
Knoxx'll wait on reinforcements.
682
00:32:06,293 --> 00:32:07,462
Let it down, big guy.
683
00:32:09,201 --> 00:32:11,463
Before you added kidnapping
to your resume
684
00:32:11,565 --> 00:32:13,371
you were an officer
in Crimson Lance.
685
00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:14,807
Right?
686
00:32:14,909 --> 00:32:17,170
Roland didn't kidnap me.
He saved me.
687
00:32:17,272 --> 00:32:18,643
LILITH: Saved you from what?
688
00:32:18,745 --> 00:32:20,341
A life of ease and plenty?
689
00:32:20,443 --> 00:32:22,482
My daddy thinks
I'm the daughter of Eridia.
690
00:32:22,584 --> 00:32:24,208
I can open the vault.
691
00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:25,310
LILITH: The vault?
692
00:32:25,412 --> 00:32:27,020
That's what this shit is about?
693
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,351
You stole her for yourself.
694
00:32:30,453 --> 00:32:33,353
Now, do you know
how many people have died
695
00:32:33,455 --> 00:32:34,360
looking for that hole
in the dirt?
696
00:32:34,462 --> 00:32:36,188
Well, I do.
697
00:32:36,290 --> 00:32:37,622
My mother was one of them.
698
00:32:37,724 --> 00:32:39,698
We have something they don't,
baby girl.
699
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,196
Oh, let me guess. What? Spirit?
700
00:32:41,298 --> 00:32:43,168
Can-do attitude?
The power of friendship?
701
00:32:44,571 --> 00:32:45,500
A conscience.
702
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:47,665
Whatever's in that vault,
703
00:32:47,768 --> 00:32:48,875
a man like Atlas
can never get his hands on it.
704
00:32:48,977 --> 00:32:50,340
- All right, Roland, calm down.
- ROLAND: No!
705
00:32:50,442 --> 00:32:52,706
She's a scumbag bounty hunter
who works for Atlas.
706
00:32:52,808 --> 00:32:55,238
What, and you think your band
of merry heroes can stop him?
707
00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:56,542
Oh, we can try.
708
00:32:56,645 --> 00:32:58,411
We just can't watch our backs
while doing it.
709
00:32:58,513 --> 00:33:00,376
So, do me a favor.
Take your weapon.
710
00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:01,819
Toss it over here.
711
00:33:01,921 --> 00:33:03,585
Grab some supplies, take a walk.
712
00:33:03,687 --> 00:33:07,185
You know, when Atlas finds out
about that party back there,
713
00:33:07,287 --> 00:33:08,457
I'm as good as dead.
714
00:33:09,356 --> 00:33:10,459
So, like it or not...
715
00:33:11,798 --> 00:33:12,890
we're on the same side.
716
00:33:14,699 --> 00:33:15,794
(SIGHS)
717
00:33:22,174 --> 00:33:25,438
A side without an army,
I might add.
718
00:33:25,540 --> 00:33:28,275
So, I hope
you got a better plan than
719
00:33:28,377 --> 00:33:30,314
driving down
a thresher's gullet.
720
00:33:31,451 --> 00:33:32,718
No.
721
00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:33,680
But I know someone who does.
722
00:33:34,723 --> 00:33:36,914
A scientist, a vault expert.
723
00:33:37,016 --> 00:33:39,923
It was her idea to break
Tina out and collect the keys.
724
00:33:40,025 --> 00:33:41,692
One key down, two more to go.
725
00:33:41,794 --> 00:33:43,657
And, of course, me.
726
00:33:44,532 --> 00:33:45,763
ROLAND: Load up.
727
00:33:45,865 --> 00:33:47,731
Next stop, Sanctuary City.
728
00:33:47,833 --> 00:33:48,631
CLAPTRAP: All right!
729
00:33:48,734 --> 00:33:49,864
Road trip!
730
00:33:49,966 --> 00:33:51,597
(LILITH SIGHS)
731
00:33:51,699 --> 00:33:53,073
(SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE
BY MUSE PLAYING)
732
00:33:54,501 --> 00:33:55,372
ROLAND: All right, mask up.
733
00:33:56,745 --> 00:33:57,869
We wanna keep a low profile.
734
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:00,443
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
735
00:34:02,013 --> 00:34:03,748
SOLDIER 1: Market clear.
736
00:34:03,850 --> 00:34:04,950
SOLDIER 2: Copy that.
737
00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:06,551
LILITH: Oh, this place
sure has changed,
738
00:34:06,653 --> 00:34:08,144
for the worse.
739
00:34:08,313 --> 00:34:08,946
CUSTOMER: Back off. Back off!
SOLDIER 3: Heading to Gate 23.
740
00:34:10,525 --> 00:34:11,888
ROLAND: Oh, my.
741
00:34:11,990 --> 00:34:13,318
Who's this handsome devil?
742
00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:14,358
He's a badass killer.
743
00:34:15,756 --> 00:34:18,830
And the reward's
just gone up to 150 grand.
744
00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:19,931
ROLAND: Looks like you're not
745
00:34:20,033 --> 00:34:21,657
the only one
that's special, kid.
746
00:34:21,759 --> 00:34:23,794
KRIEG: Cannibal frog convention!
747
00:34:23,897 --> 00:34:25,569
- (CHOMPS LOUDLY)
- LILITH: Okay, so we're here.
748
00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:26,664
Now what?
749
00:34:26,766 --> 00:34:27,806
ROLAND: I need
to locate my contact.
750
00:34:27,908 --> 00:34:29,307
Moxxi will know how to find her.
751
00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:30,941
LILITH: Moxxi?
752
00:34:31,043 --> 00:34:32,271
ROLAND: Yeah. You know her?
753
00:34:32,373 --> 00:34:33,569
LILITH: Yeah, kind of.
754
00:34:33,671 --> 00:34:35,071
I mean, it's been a while.
755
00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:36,407
TINY TINA: Would you be a doll
and hold this? Thank you.
756
00:34:36,509 --> 00:34:38,642
Kriegy! Give me a ride.
757
00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:40,183
- LILITH: Hey.
- (KRIEG CHUCKLES)
758
00:34:40,285 --> 00:34:41,620
LILITH:
We're trying to stay low-key.
759
00:34:41,722 --> 00:34:43,418
Hey. Did you find
760
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,989
what you were looking for
in Fyrestone?
761
00:34:46,091 --> 00:34:47,518
Never seen you before, stranger.
762
00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:50,927
Nice try, Miss Vladof Infinity.
763
00:34:51,029 --> 00:34:52,922
I never forget a gun.
764
00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:56,461
What are you up to now,
Not-A-Vault-Hunter?
765
00:34:56,563 --> 00:34:57,634
TINY TINA: She's vault hunting.
766
00:34:57,736 --> 00:34:58,833
(LAUGHS)
767
00:34:58,936 --> 00:35:00,607
I knew it.
768
00:35:00,709 --> 00:35:01,438
I told you, I knew it.
769
00:35:03,404 --> 00:35:05,145
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
770
00:35:12,049 --> 00:35:13,885
Well, well, well.
771
00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:15,988
Look what the skag dragged in.
772
00:35:16,090 --> 00:35:17,586
- ROLAND: Hey, Mox.
- Get on in there.
773
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:21,194
Oh, you are most welcome.
774
00:35:28,564 --> 00:35:30,868
Milkshake for
my little sugarplum,
775
00:35:30,970 --> 00:35:32,970
and drinks for my friends.
776
00:35:33,072 --> 00:35:35,565
I got something to show you.
777
00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:37,676
Everyone, come over here.
778
00:35:37,778 --> 00:35:39,875
Step into my office.
779
00:35:39,977 --> 00:35:41,005
MAN: Roland?
780
00:35:42,950 --> 00:35:44,778
- Roland.
- ROLAND: I got it.
781
00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,412
CLAPTRAP: Excuse me.
782
00:35:48,514 --> 00:35:49,515
I knew it was you.
783
00:35:49,617 --> 00:35:51,683
- Oh, my God.
- ROLAND: Hey, Larry.
784
00:35:51,785 --> 00:35:53,725
You probably
don't remember me, but
785
00:35:53,827 --> 00:35:55,888
I sure remember you.
786
00:35:57,459 --> 00:35:58,929
Your mama was a good woman.
787
00:35:59,031 --> 00:36:02,059
Yeah, well, wouldn't know.
788
00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:06,206
All right. So,
where is this, uh, scientist?
789
00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:09,568
So, this is where you're headed.
790
00:36:09,670 --> 00:36:11,767
You go all the way
up those stairs
791
00:36:11,869 --> 00:36:14,045
and right there is the elevator.
792
00:36:14,147 --> 00:36:15,747
- LILITH: Mm-hm.
- Push the button.
793
00:36:15,849 --> 00:36:17,041
Passcode's "ECHO."
794
00:36:17,884 --> 00:36:18,845
- ECHO?
- ECHO.
795
00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:22,519
You sure it's safe
to stay there?
796
00:36:22,621 --> 00:36:25,585
Yeah, as long as this one here
don't blow up the joint.
797
00:36:25,687 --> 00:36:27,684
How's that milkshake there,
sugar pie?
798
00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:28,657
(BOTH GRUNTING AFFIRMATIVELY)
799
00:36:29,663 --> 00:36:31,423
Listen.
800
00:36:31,525 --> 00:36:32,661
For whatever it's worth...
801
00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:37,193
I'm real happy
that you came back home.
802
00:36:37,295 --> 00:36:40,139
And I hope that you know
how much your mama loved you.
803
00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:42,600
She always told me
how special you were.
804
00:36:42,702 --> 00:36:44,035
You know, I appreciate the help.
805
00:36:45,177 --> 00:36:46,103
Let's just leave it at that.
806
00:36:49,045 --> 00:36:50,380
Right.
807
00:36:50,482 --> 00:36:51,612
When they were chasing you,
I was like,
808
00:36:51,714 --> 00:36:52,645
"Hey, don't shoot that guy.
He's my roomie."
809
00:36:52,747 --> 00:36:54,648
- You... You said that?
- Yeah, man.
810
00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:56,850
(LAUGHS) Hey, you see
your bounty went up?
811
00:36:57,749 --> 00:36:58,723
- My?
- Your bounty.
812
00:36:58,825 --> 00:37:00,156
Get outta here.
813
00:37:00,258 --> 00:37:01,717
Knoxx is on the warpath, stud.
814
00:37:01,819 --> 00:37:03,394
What'd you do to her, man?
815
00:37:03,496 --> 00:37:05,660
Man, I kind of... kind of
ghosted her, you know?
816
00:37:05,762 --> 00:37:08,094
Yeah, you did, man.
You ghosted all of us, man.
817
00:37:08,197 --> 00:37:09,698
(LAUGHING)
818
00:37:10,704 --> 00:37:11,436
Yeah.
819
00:37:13,197 --> 00:37:14,973
Anyway, man,
it was really good to see you.
820
00:37:15,075 --> 00:37:16,341
And, you know, you can trust me.
821
00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:19,441
We're friends, man.
I'm not gonna tell a soul.
822
00:37:19,543 --> 00:37:20,778
Oh, Larry,
I'm not worried about you.
823
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,112
You're my guy.
824
00:37:22,214 --> 00:37:24,778
You're my main man. (LAUGHS)
825
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,814
I got a feeling you're not
going to tell anybody.
826
00:37:28,453 --> 00:37:29,751
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- (GROANING)
827
00:37:30,692 --> 00:37:32,014
(BODY THUDS)
828
00:37:32,116 --> 00:37:33,653
- (MOXXI SOFFS)
- Is he going to be okay?
829
00:37:33,755 --> 00:37:35,690
Well, he'll have
a hell of a hangover.
830
00:37:35,792 --> 00:37:38,692
Ooh, who knew electricity
provoked defecation?
831
00:37:38,794 --> 00:37:40,256
- LILITH: Hey.
- (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
832
00:37:42,136 --> 00:37:42,998
Y'all better
hustle out the back.
833
00:37:43,100 --> 00:37:44,101
Go out this way.
834
00:37:44,203 --> 00:37:45,963
I got these guys. Go on. Go on.
835
00:37:46,065 --> 00:37:48,803
- Claptrap, let's go.
- Go on. Go on. Go on.
836
00:37:48,905 --> 00:37:52,639
Your buddy boy here just drank
about 10 shots too many
837
00:37:52,741 --> 00:37:55,046
then he dropped
like a sack of potatoes.
838
00:37:55,148 --> 00:37:57,380
CLAPTRAP: I think you forgot me.
839
00:37:57,482 --> 00:38:01,486
Mm. And a tip
is always appreciated.
840
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:06,788
(GIGGLES)
841
00:38:07,993 --> 00:38:09,124
All right.
842
00:38:09,226 --> 00:38:10,660
This looks like it.
843
00:38:12,095 --> 00:38:13,333
ECHO.
844
00:38:18,937 --> 00:38:19,933
ECHO?
845
00:38:21,173 --> 00:38:22,073
Sure that's the password?
846
00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:24,443
Maybe you gotta echo the "ECHO."
847
00:38:25,175 --> 00:38:26,911
ECHO. ECHO.
848
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:28,106
LILITH: All right.
849
00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:30,976
(WHOOPING)
850
00:38:31,078 --> 00:38:33,185
You fools would literally
be dead without me.
851
00:38:33,287 --> 00:38:34,919
- You need me.
- ROLAND: Here we go.
852
00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:36,750
Come on, Claptrap.
853
00:38:36,853 --> 00:38:38,220
CLAPTRAP: Where are we going?
TINY TINA: Up.
854
00:38:38,322 --> 00:38:40,316
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
855
00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:48,695
LILITH: So, you trust
this woman?
856
00:38:48,797 --> 00:38:51,034
She's a xeno-archaeologist,
all right?
857
00:38:51,136 --> 00:38:52,864
She's a little odd.
858
00:38:52,966 --> 00:38:54,732
But she knows everything
about the vault.
859
00:38:54,834 --> 00:38:57,174
So, if she says something weird,
860
00:38:57,276 --> 00:38:58,672
don't let it get to you, okay?
861
00:38:58,774 --> 00:39:01,012
CLAPTRAP: I am 10
to the 100th power
862
00:39:01,114 --> 00:39:02,745
impressed with this place.
863
00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:05,908
TINY TINA: (CHUCKLES) Cool.
864
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:07,885
Oh! I see you have the girl.
865
00:39:07,987 --> 00:39:09,287
That's right.
866
00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:10,852
WOMAN: Did you find
a vault key, too?
867
00:39:11,782 --> 00:39:13,957
Hi, I'm Tina.
868
00:39:14,059 --> 00:39:15,351
The special one.
869
00:39:15,993 --> 00:39:16,990
Huh.
870
00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:20,895
LILITH: Tannis.
871
00:39:23,004 --> 00:39:24,668
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
872
00:39:31,877 --> 00:39:32,610
Oh.
873
00:39:33,881 --> 00:39:35,338
Hello, Lilith.
874
00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:39,012
Okay, good.
So you guys know each other.
875
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,948
Unfortunately.
876
00:39:42,056 --> 00:39:43,687
I'm not staying here.
877
00:39:44,825 --> 00:39:45,790
What?
878
00:39:45,892 --> 00:39:47,556
Okay.
879
00:39:47,658 --> 00:39:49,385
But you all smell
like thresher urine.
880
00:39:49,487 --> 00:39:51,892
And your wanted poster
just went up all over town.
881
00:39:51,994 --> 00:39:54,828
So, I suggest that you all
settle in and clean up.
882
00:39:54,930 --> 00:39:57,167
Now, the electroshower
is right over there.
883
00:39:57,269 --> 00:39:58,503
TINY TINA: Ooh, shower.
884
00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:00,471
LILITH: Hey, kids,
we're out of here. Let's go.
885
00:40:00,574 --> 00:40:02,131
Lilith? Hey, I get it.
There's history here.
886
00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:03,735
I don't even need
to know what it is.
887
00:40:03,837 --> 00:40:05,270
The point is that she's right.
888
00:40:05,372 --> 00:40:06,804
If there's a poster of me,
that means there's one of you.
889
00:40:06,906 --> 00:40:08,105
They're looking for all of us.
890
00:40:08,241 --> 00:40:08,980
I hate to say it,
but we don't have a choice.
891
00:40:09,082 --> 00:40:10,109
We gotta sit tight.
892
00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,744
Lilith, we don't have a choice.
893
00:40:13,846 --> 00:40:15,253
What is happening, Tannis?
894
00:40:15,355 --> 00:40:16,979
- TINY TINA: Electroshower.
- Wait.
895
00:40:17,081 --> 00:40:18,824
- Wait, guys.
- (BOTH WHOOPING)
896
00:40:18,926 --> 00:40:20,116
(KRIEG SNIFFING)
897
00:40:20,218 --> 00:40:22,387
- CLAPTRAP: Time to shower.
- Claptrap.
898
00:40:22,489 --> 00:40:23,929
♪ It's time for showering
Showering, time for some... ♪
899
00:40:24,031 --> 00:40:25,263
That's not... No.
900
00:40:25,365 --> 00:40:27,390
- (SCREAMING)
- ROLAND: Claptrap.
901
00:40:30,103 --> 00:40:31,534
CLAPTRAP: Rebooting.
902
00:40:31,636 --> 00:40:32,769
Everybody,
just settle down, please.
903
00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:34,804
Settle down.
904
00:40:35,802 --> 00:40:37,034
Hey, hey! Settle down.
905
00:40:37,136 --> 00:40:38,267
CLAPTRAP:
Square root of 929,000...
906
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,111
I am basing my assumption
that you're upset
907
00:40:40,213 --> 00:40:42,346
on your body language.
908
00:40:42,448 --> 00:40:44,583
LILITH:
Perceptive as ever, I see.
909
00:40:48,386 --> 00:40:49,753
Because of your mother?
910
00:40:50,454 --> 00:40:52,822
Uh, no, because of you.
911
00:40:54,094 --> 00:40:55,528
She trusted you...
912
00:40:57,394 --> 00:40:58,993
to take care of me.
913
00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:01,501
But you ran back here
914
00:41:01,603 --> 00:41:06,000
to chase after that mystical
Eridian vault bullshit.
915
00:41:07,274 --> 00:41:08,970
I left you with tradespeople.
916
00:41:10,338 --> 00:41:11,905
Oh.
917
00:41:12,007 --> 00:41:14,078
Yes. You mean
the murderers and thieves
918
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:15,471
on the mining ship.
919
00:41:16,316 --> 00:41:17,847
It's what your mother wanted.
920
00:41:19,112 --> 00:41:21,052
She wanted me
to learn how to kill
921
00:41:21,154 --> 00:41:22,382
by the age of 10?
922
00:41:22,484 --> 00:41:24,313
How to survive.
923
00:41:24,415 --> 00:41:26,389
I had to come back here
to finish her work.
924
00:41:26,491 --> 00:41:28,253
She believed the Eridian vault
925
00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:30,594
had the power to change things
for the better and...
926
00:41:30,696 --> 00:41:33,357
She traded her daughter
for a waste of time.
927
00:41:36,796 --> 00:41:37,762
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
928
00:41:37,864 --> 00:41:39,638
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
929
00:41:51,018 --> 00:41:52,178
Go back inside.
930
00:41:53,218 --> 00:41:54,246
It's not safe.
931
00:41:55,321 --> 00:41:56,589
I can look after myself.
932
00:41:57,323 --> 00:41:59,086
Told you I'm special.
933
00:42:00,159 --> 00:42:01,253
Aren't we all?
934
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,392
Yeah.
935
00:42:03,494 --> 00:42:04,863
They made me that way.
936
00:42:04,966 --> 00:42:06,093
Made you?
937
00:42:07,299 --> 00:42:08,524
What do you mean?
938
00:42:11,162 --> 00:42:12,937
Your father is Deukalian Atlas,
939
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:14,270
isn't he?
940
00:42:14,372 --> 00:42:16,307
(SIGHS) Yes and no.
941
00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:19,141
Not a "yes or no" question.
942
00:42:19,243 --> 00:42:20,613
He's...
943
00:42:22,048 --> 00:42:22,945
my...
944
00:42:25,051 --> 00:42:26,751
creator.
945
00:42:28,315 --> 00:42:32,656
Atlas is bananapants obsessed
with the vault.
946
00:42:32,759 --> 00:42:36,592
He says only a daughter
of Eridia can open it.
947
00:42:36,694 --> 00:42:38,125
He found a piece
of the vault key,
948
00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:41,825
and on that piece
949
00:42:41,927 --> 00:42:44,032
was a tiny bit...
950
00:42:45,006 --> 00:42:45,971
of blood.
951
00:42:46,073 --> 00:42:47,739
Eridian blood.
952
00:42:49,276 --> 00:42:50,473
He cloned an Eridian.
953
00:42:50,575 --> 00:42:52,975
And guess who that Eridian is?
954
00:42:54,512 --> 00:42:56,110
Hmm. Is her name Tina?
955
00:42:57,083 --> 00:42:57,815
Boom.
956
00:42:59,186 --> 00:43:01,176
But it's all good.
957
00:43:01,278 --> 00:43:04,489
I don't care I grew up in a lab.
958
00:43:04,591 --> 00:43:06,984
I never wanted
a mother or a father.
959
00:43:07,086 --> 00:43:10,459
He created you to open a vault.
960
00:43:10,561 --> 00:43:12,793
God, what an asshole.
961
00:43:12,895 --> 00:43:14,733
(SCOFFS)
That's an understatement.
962
00:43:16,196 --> 00:43:18,830
He'll use whatever
technology's inside
963
00:43:18,932 --> 00:43:20,431
and make superweapons.
964
00:43:21,408 --> 00:43:23,775
The dude's got major issues.
965
00:43:25,577 --> 00:43:27,977
I'm just a product to Atlas.
966
00:43:29,248 --> 00:43:30,206
If he gets me,
967
00:43:30,308 --> 00:43:32,080
he's gonna make me
open the vault.
968
00:43:33,788 --> 00:43:36,018
Then he's just gonna lock me up
into another secret lab
969
00:43:37,049 --> 00:43:37,954
and do more experiments.
970
00:43:39,660 --> 00:43:41,127
(SOBBING) And if you saw
the things they did
971
00:43:41,229 --> 00:43:42,227
to the other clones...
972
00:43:42,329 --> 00:43:43,828
He's not gonna find you.
973
00:43:46,398 --> 00:43:47,128
(TINY TINA SNIFFLES)
974
00:43:56,269 --> 00:43:57,209
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)
975
00:43:57,311 --> 00:43:59,140
CLAPTRAP: Yo! Whassup?
976
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,378
Yeah!
977
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,315
Hey, there, sugar chips.
978
00:44:03,417 --> 00:44:04,844
You need a firmware update?
979
00:44:04,946 --> 00:44:06,408
MACHINE: Piss off, short stuff.
980
00:44:06,510 --> 00:44:08,116
CLAPTRAP: Someone needs
an oil change.
981
00:44:10,655 --> 00:44:13,889
My daddy always had a saying.
982
00:44:13,992 --> 00:44:17,086
Never trust a man
who can't hold his liquor.
983
00:44:17,188 --> 00:44:18,558
She tased me, all right?
984
00:44:18,660 --> 00:44:19,889
I love alcohol.
985
00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:20,992
I can be wild.
986
00:44:21,094 --> 00:44:22,358
MOXXI: As for that little girl,
987
00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:24,602
you don't think
the second I saw her,
988
00:44:24,704 --> 00:44:26,095
I wouldn't hand her
right over to you
989
00:44:26,197 --> 00:44:27,239
just to get rid of you?
990
00:44:27,341 --> 00:44:28,564
KNOXX: I admire the fight,
991
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,566
but let me take you through
what happens next.
992
00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:32,172
CLAPTRAP: Spare parts!
KNOXX: We seal the city...
993
00:44:32,274 --> 00:44:34,111
CLAPTRAP: Anyone got
spare parts that I can use?
994
00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:34,978
Uh-oh.
995
00:44:36,384 --> 00:44:37,413
Hey, hey, that's his robot.
996
00:44:37,515 --> 00:44:38,715
It's an old CL4P...
997
00:44:38,817 --> 00:44:39,915
CLAPTRAP: Excuse me.
Coming through.
998
00:44:40,017 --> 00:44:41,754
Got a computer virus.
Highly contagious.
999
00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:44,215
Clear the street!
1000
00:44:44,317 --> 00:44:45,522
SOLDIER 1: You,
down on the ground.
1001
00:44:45,624 --> 00:44:46,682
SOLDIER 2: Move, move, move!
1002
00:44:49,159 --> 00:44:51,395
TANNIS: Now that we have
Tina and the first key,
1003
00:44:51,497 --> 00:44:52,831
I wanna show you this.
1004
00:44:54,635 --> 00:44:56,928
This is a mining journal
left behind
1005
00:44:57,030 --> 00:44:58,296
by a corporate bureaucrat.
1006
00:44:58,399 --> 00:45:00,271
He cataloged everything
the miners brought in,
1007
00:45:00,373 --> 00:45:01,470
most of it useless.
1008
00:45:01,572 --> 00:45:04,007
But on this page...
1009
00:45:08,710 --> 00:45:10,277
Another key.
1010
00:45:10,379 --> 00:45:13,278
He thought it was a useless
piece of Eridian pottery.
1011
00:45:13,380 --> 00:45:15,914
He had no clue
they'd found a vault key.
1012
00:45:16,016 --> 00:45:17,446
That makes two of three.
1013
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,215
LILITH: So,
if this is the second key,
1014
00:45:19,317 --> 00:45:21,219
why don't you already have it?
1015
00:45:21,321 --> 00:45:23,554
Because the mine
is in Caustic Caverns.
1016
00:45:24,198 --> 00:45:26,057
Oh, shit.
1017
00:45:26,159 --> 00:45:27,998
CLAPTRAP: Danger! Red alert!
1018
00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:30,293
People, we need to move!
The soldiers, they're coming!
1019
00:45:30,395 --> 00:45:31,427
They have guns!
They're shooting!
1020
00:45:31,529 --> 00:45:32,501
- They're firing!
- Clappy, slow your roll.
1021
00:45:32,603 --> 00:45:33,903
What is the dealio?
1022
00:45:34,005 --> 00:45:36,499
The soldier woman
who really hates Roland,
1023
00:45:36,601 --> 00:45:39,074
which suggests
the two of them had some...
1024
00:45:39,176 --> 00:45:41,174
- Come on, get to the point.
- She was at the bar
1025
00:45:41,276 --> 00:45:43,248
interrogating Moxxi
and your friend Larry...
1026
00:45:43,350 --> 00:45:44,306
Was that his name?
1027
00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:46,010
Seemed like a decent roommate.
1028
00:45:46,112 --> 00:45:47,312
LILITH: Did they see you?
1029
00:45:47,415 --> 00:45:50,622
Do you promise
not to be angry if I say yes?
1030
00:45:50,724 --> 00:45:53,125
KNOXX: Lance units,
block all exits.
1031
00:45:53,227 --> 00:45:55,361
No one leaves.
1032
00:45:55,463 --> 00:45:57,128
Get this thing out of here.
1033
00:45:57,231 --> 00:45:58,661
Masks off.
1034
00:45:58,763 --> 00:46:00,165
MARCUS: Of course, Commander.
1035
00:46:00,267 --> 00:46:02,264
Of course. Hey!
1036
00:46:02,366 --> 00:46:05,529
Double-perched custom Blaster
with ionized projectiles.
1037
00:46:05,631 --> 00:46:08,140
That'll outpace any
bone shredder on Pandora.
1038
00:46:08,242 --> 00:46:09,201
You wanna trade?
1039
00:46:09,303 --> 00:46:10,972
I'll give you
special price, huh?
1040
00:46:11,074 --> 00:46:14,604
KNOXX: Sanctuary
is now on lockdown.
1041
00:46:14,706 --> 00:46:17,279
No one goes anywhere
until we find that robot.
1042
00:46:17,381 --> 00:46:20,644
Is there any way out of here
that doesn't involve garbage?
1043
00:46:22,222 --> 00:46:23,020
Um...
1044
00:46:23,783 --> 00:46:25,181
No.
1045
00:46:25,283 --> 00:46:27,024
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1046
00:46:46,510 --> 00:46:47,544
What?
1047
00:46:47,646 --> 00:46:48,672
Did you guys wanna use it?
1048
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:56,180
The entrance is underneath
all of that debris.
1049
00:46:56,283 --> 00:46:57,186
- Under there.
- (KRIEG GRUNTS)
1050
00:46:59,293 --> 00:47:00,249
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1051
00:47:00,351 --> 00:47:03,154
Whoo! Look what I got!
1052
00:47:03,256 --> 00:47:04,657
ROLAND: Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1053
00:47:04,759 --> 00:47:05,722
Open it.
1054
00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:08,164
- (METAL CLANGS)
- (KRIEG GRUNTS)
1055
00:47:10,765 --> 00:47:12,562
Hello.
1056
00:47:12,664 --> 00:47:14,366
CLAPTRAP: Would you
look at that? A ladder.
1057
00:47:14,468 --> 00:47:16,607
Unfortunately,
my design doesn't facilitate
1058
00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:18,275
this type of vertical travel.
1059
00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:19,368
Drats.
1060
00:47:19,470 --> 00:47:20,913
Guess I'll just... (SCREAMS)
1061
00:47:23,143 --> 00:47:24,716
- Well...
- (FAINT THUD)
1062
00:47:24,818 --> 00:47:26,347
- Destiny awaits.
- CLAPTRAP: I'm fine!
1063
00:47:28,214 --> 00:47:30,448
KRIEG: Mm! Meat soup.
1064
00:47:30,550 --> 00:47:33,189
Chemical waste
from the mining equipment.
1065
00:47:33,291 --> 00:47:35,519
It's corrosive enough
to dissolve almost anything
1066
00:47:35,621 --> 00:47:37,061
except the natural crystals
in this cavern.
1067
00:47:38,457 --> 00:47:40,896
How are we gonna
get through this?
1068
00:47:40,998 --> 00:47:43,263
Well, it's not gonna
be that way.
1069
00:47:43,365 --> 00:47:45,269
Looks like we gotta
take the high road.
1070
00:47:45,371 --> 00:47:47,068
Krieg.
1071
00:47:47,170 --> 00:47:48,598
Let's see if we can
grab this here.
1072
00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:50,641
CLAPTRAP: Luckily,
my wheel's too large,
1073
00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:52,403
so I'll just watch you all melt
1074
00:47:52,505 --> 00:47:53,836
from a safe
and reasonable distance.
1075
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,076
You are small enough
to get in there.
1076
00:47:58,178 --> 00:47:59,545
Head through the tunnel,
1077
00:47:59,647 --> 00:48:01,952
locate the main access control
panel and then unlock
1078
00:48:02,054 --> 00:48:03,622
- the door at the end.
- CLAPTRAP: Can do!
1079
00:48:03,724 --> 00:48:05,387
- Quietly.
- CLAPTRAP: No problem.
1080
00:48:05,489 --> 00:48:07,616
I wouldn't want anything bad
to happen to each one of you
1081
00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:09,560
in the most
horrifying way possible.
1082
00:48:09,662 --> 00:48:12,091
All right, I'll go first.
1083
00:48:12,193 --> 00:48:14,324
- I got this.
- No, I got it.
1084
00:48:14,426 --> 00:48:15,658
- I got it.
- LILITH: Tina!
1085
00:48:15,761 --> 00:48:17,435
TINY TINA: Coming through!
ROLAND: Hey, hey.
1086
00:48:17,537 --> 00:48:18,568
TINY TINA: Relax.
1087
00:48:18,670 --> 00:48:19,602
I'm the lightest.
1088
00:48:19,704 --> 00:48:21,204
- Tina!
- Hey!
1089
00:48:23,577 --> 00:48:24,471
(KRIEG AND TINA LAUGHING)
1090
00:48:25,874 --> 00:48:26,869
(LILITH SIGHS)
1091
00:48:28,613 --> 00:48:29,707
Ladies first.
1092
00:48:30,781 --> 00:48:32,083
Don't mind if I do.
1093
00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:33,986
(METAL RATTLING)
1094
00:48:41,362 --> 00:48:42,593
(SIZZLING)
1095
00:48:42,695 --> 00:48:43,655
- You all right?
- Mm-hmm.
1096
00:48:46,224 --> 00:48:47,299
Be careful.
1097
00:48:47,401 --> 00:48:48,330
(METAL CREAKING)
1098
00:48:53,935 --> 00:48:54,930
(TANNIS EXHALES)
1099
00:48:56,706 --> 00:48:58,276
Guys.
1100
00:48:58,378 --> 00:48:59,110
Look.
1101
00:49:02,647 --> 00:49:03,411
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1102
00:49:07,417 --> 00:49:10,281
TINY TINA: Hope blooms
in the strangest places.
1103
00:49:10,383 --> 00:49:11,348
LILITH: It's kind of pretty.
1104
00:49:11,450 --> 00:49:12,524
CLAPTRAP: Mission accomplished!
1105
00:49:12,626 --> 00:49:14,387
The door is unlocked.
1106
00:49:14,489 --> 00:49:15,927
♪ Who's the best?
I'm the best ♪
1107
00:49:16,029 --> 00:49:17,662
♪ Give me a job
I pass the test ♪
1108
00:49:17,764 --> 00:49:18,561
LILITH: Can't take him anywhere.
1109
00:49:18,663 --> 00:49:19,661
CLAPTRAP: Well?
1110
00:49:19,763 --> 00:49:20,758
You're welcome.
1111
00:49:21,900 --> 00:49:24,162
(SCOFFS) Impossible to please.
1112
00:49:24,264 --> 00:49:26,005
(SUSPENSFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1113
00:49:35,682 --> 00:49:37,481
KRIEG: Scream showers.
1114
00:49:37,583 --> 00:49:39,048
It's Bloodshots.
1115
00:49:39,150 --> 00:49:40,647
Yeah, their symbols
are everywhere.
1116
00:49:40,749 --> 00:49:44,722
ROLAND: These are the Psychos
other psychos are afraid of.
1117
00:49:44,824 --> 00:49:46,584
They're probably still here.
1118
00:49:46,686 --> 00:49:48,350
- Let's go find out.
- (SOFTLY) No bombs.
1119
00:49:48,452 --> 00:49:49,861
I'll be surgical.
1120
00:49:49,963 --> 00:49:51,855
There's only one of you
in the world...
1121
00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:54,726
and you're special.
1122
00:49:57,632 --> 00:49:59,503
You guys sit tight.
Wait for us to come back.
1123
00:49:59,605 --> 00:50:00,699
Come on, Lil.
1124
00:50:04,178 --> 00:50:06,144
- (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
- (BLOODSHOTS CLAMORING)
1125
00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:19,685
Dealt with Bloodshots before?
1126
00:50:20,527 --> 00:50:21,517
ROLAND: Once.
1127
00:50:21,619 --> 00:50:22,758
LILITH: How'd you make it out?
1128
00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:24,963
Kind words and hugs?
1129
00:50:25,065 --> 00:50:25,927
I don't know what it is
that happens to 'em
1130
00:50:26,029 --> 00:50:27,627
when they're down here
1131
00:50:27,729 --> 00:50:29,332
but it's like they get hit
with an extra dose of crazy.
1132
00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:32,637
(SCREAMING)
1133
00:50:32,739 --> 00:50:33,765
(BLOODSHOTS CHEERING)
1134
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:36,999
BLOODSHOT: Strip the flesh,
salt the wound!
1135
00:50:40,179 --> 00:50:42,373
- There's too many to shoot.
- Or blow up?
1136
00:50:42,475 --> 00:50:44,080
Well, we can't really blend in.
1137
00:50:44,182 --> 00:50:45,584
We don't look
anything like them.
1138
00:50:45,686 --> 00:50:46,947
Except you, handsome.
1139
00:50:47,049 --> 00:50:48,987
KRIEG: Thank you!
1140
00:50:49,090 --> 00:50:50,450
CLAPTRAP: Well,
according to my calculations,
1141
00:50:50,552 --> 00:50:51,788
the odds of a successful
stealth operation
1142
00:50:51,890 --> 00:50:53,191
in this scenario is...
1143
00:50:53,922 --> 00:50:55,791
0%? Wow!
1144
00:50:55,893 --> 00:50:57,493
You never see that!
1145
00:50:57,595 --> 00:50:59,929
Well, I guess that's it then.
Back to the truck, right?
1146
00:51:00,031 --> 00:51:01,498
Did you factor in a distraction?
1147
00:51:01,601 --> 00:51:02,965
Of course.
1148
00:51:03,067 --> 00:51:04,331
I analyzed 16 million versions
1149
00:51:04,433 --> 00:51:05,767
where one of you
creates a distraction.
1150
00:51:05,869 --> 00:51:07,396
Total failure.
1151
00:51:07,498 --> 00:51:09,905
No, not one of us.
1152
00:51:10,007 --> 00:51:11,343
Wait, who else is...?
1153
00:51:11,445 --> 00:51:12,945
Oh, no.
1154
00:51:13,047 --> 00:51:14,773
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (METAL CLANGING)
1155
00:51:18,752 --> 00:51:21,411
(LAUGHS) Coming through.
1156
00:51:21,513 --> 00:51:22,286
(BLOODSHOTS EXCLAIMING)
1157
00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:24,255
CLAPTRAP: Hi, there.
1158
00:51:25,086 --> 00:51:26,323
How you doing?
1159
00:51:27,553 --> 00:51:29,490
(CLAPTRAP LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
1160
00:51:29,592 --> 00:51:31,790
Just a little nervous laughter
to crack the ice.
1161
00:51:32,864 --> 00:51:34,625
BLOODSHOT 1: Shiny!
1162
00:51:34,727 --> 00:51:36,327
CLAPTRAP:
Just rolling through town
1163
00:51:36,429 --> 00:51:37,796
looking for a good time.
1164
00:51:41,467 --> 00:51:42,773
Ladies and gentlemen!
1165
00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:44,605
Your attention, please.
1166
00:51:47,573 --> 00:51:49,145
I am here because I want to be
1167
00:51:49,247 --> 00:51:50,672
and not for a more
justifiable reason
1168
00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:52,344
like trying to be a distraction.
1169
00:51:52,446 --> 00:51:54,282
Even though it makes no sense
1170
00:51:54,384 --> 00:51:55,820
for me to say
what I'm about to say,
1171
00:51:55,922 --> 00:51:57,518
and even though anyone rational
1172
00:51:57,620 --> 00:51:59,722
would suspect it was just
part of a crude plan,
1173
00:51:59,824 --> 00:52:00,993
I have decided
1174
00:52:01,095 --> 00:52:04,359
entirely on my own
to say the following.
1175
00:52:04,461 --> 00:52:07,989
Y'all bitches
need to eat your own butts
1176
00:52:08,092 --> 00:52:09,332
- with your poopy-mouth...
- (MOUTHING ALONG)
1177
00:52:09,434 --> 00:52:11,663
...ass-faces until you die
from loser poisoning
1178
00:52:11,765 --> 00:52:15,466
like the stupid
pus-crotches that you is.
1179
00:52:15,568 --> 00:52:17,576
- (GIGGLES)
- (ROLAND SIGHS)
1180
00:52:17,678 --> 00:52:19,674
(WEAPONS COCKING)
1181
00:52:19,776 --> 00:52:21,912
CLAPTRAP: Was that too much?
It was too much, wasn't it?
1182
00:52:22,014 --> 00:52:23,409
What took it over the edge?
1183
00:52:23,511 --> 00:52:24,777
Was it the
"poopy-mouth ass-faces"?
1184
00:52:26,653 --> 00:52:27,780
Stairs. Come on!
1185
00:52:30,021 --> 00:52:31,190
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1186
00:52:33,588 --> 00:52:35,150
CLAPTRAP:
Not in the undercarriage!
1187
00:52:37,159 --> 00:52:38,197
My programming...
1188
00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:41,832
Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.
1189
00:52:41,934 --> 00:52:43,768
(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
1190
00:52:43,870 --> 00:52:45,496
Son of a... You got me!
1191
00:52:45,598 --> 00:52:46,836
Okay, I'm dead. How about that?
1192
00:52:46,938 --> 00:52:48,498
(CLAPTRAP SCREAMING)
1193
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:49,373
(BLOODSHOTS CHEERING)
1194
00:52:51,879 --> 00:52:53,168
Is he going to be all right?
1195
00:52:54,814 --> 00:52:55,808
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1196
00:52:59,677 --> 00:53:01,911
CLAPTRAP: Excellent plan.
1197
00:53:02,014 --> 00:53:04,322
Who would have guessed
they'd shoot me, right?
1198
00:53:05,991 --> 00:53:07,050
LILITH: Well, we survived.
1199
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,559
So much for your 0%.
1200
00:53:11,998 --> 00:53:13,760
CLAPTRAP: You're not out yet.
1201
00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:17,159
TANNIS: I think
the key's in here.
1202
00:53:20,070 --> 00:53:21,369
TINY TINA: Sweet.
1203
00:53:21,471 --> 00:53:23,869
So, the key
is in one of these crates.
1204
00:53:24,876 --> 00:53:25,871
One of these
1205
00:53:26,879 --> 00:53:29,047
kabillion crates.
1206
00:53:29,149 --> 00:53:31,579
Yeah, this is gonna
take a minute.
1207
00:53:31,681 --> 00:53:32,815
CLAPTRAP: Four days
if you work around the clock
1208
00:53:32,917 --> 00:53:34,417
which you can't,
1209
00:53:34,519 --> 00:53:36,620
because your bodies
require rest every 16 hours.
1210
00:53:36,722 --> 00:53:37,914
Lazy!
1211
00:53:38,016 --> 00:53:40,055
Not if those psycho Raiders
find us first.
1212
00:53:40,157 --> 00:53:42,225
Those are Bloodshots.
1213
00:53:42,327 --> 00:53:43,785
Raiders live above.
Not down here.
1214
00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:45,294
There are no Raiders down here.
1215
00:53:45,396 --> 00:53:46,725
Tannis, nobody's talking
about Raiders.
1216
00:53:46,828 --> 00:53:48,166
TINY TINA: What's the big deal
about Raiders?
1217
00:53:48,268 --> 00:53:49,397
TANNIS: I know,
but you brought up Raiders.
1218
00:53:49,499 --> 00:53:51,102
ROLAND: How about
we forget about it?
1219
00:53:51,204 --> 00:53:52,068
TINY TINA: Am I missing
something here?
1220
00:53:52,170 --> 00:53:53,433
TANNIS: But I don't understand.
1221
00:53:53,535 --> 00:53:54,498
ROLAND: Forget about
the Raiders!
1222
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:55,736
Just forget about it.
1223
00:53:56,943 --> 00:53:57,771
TINY TINA: I'm sorry.
1224
00:54:01,241 --> 00:54:02,473
(SIGHS)
1225
00:54:02,575 --> 00:54:04,316
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1226
00:54:33,813 --> 00:54:35,271
I understand...
1227
00:54:35,373 --> 00:54:37,282
- Bloodshots are down here.
- You keep bringing up Raiders.
1228
00:54:37,384 --> 00:54:38,950
- Tannis, I swear to God...
- LILITH: I found it.
1229
00:54:39,053 --> 00:54:41,017
- What?
- LILITH: The second key.
1230
00:54:41,119 --> 00:54:42,945
TANNIS: How... How did...?
1231
00:54:43,047 --> 00:54:45,456
I don't know.
Just lucky, I guess.
1232
00:54:47,426 --> 00:54:48,718
ROLAND: Yeah, we'll see
how lucky you are.
1233
00:54:48,820 --> 00:54:50,027
We still gotta get out of here.
1234
00:54:50,129 --> 00:54:51,728
There's an exit portal this way.
1235
00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:52,661
Come on.
1236
00:54:57,060 --> 00:54:57,963
- (FAINT CLINKING)
- LILITH: Shh!
1237
00:54:59,731 --> 00:55:00,636
(WHISPERS) What's that?
1238
00:55:03,833 --> 00:55:06,078
(CLAPTRAP STRAINING)
1239
00:55:06,180 --> 00:55:08,105
What? I'm expelling
the excess lead.
1240
00:55:10,350 --> 00:55:12,049
Big bullet. Big bullet coming.
There we go.
1241
00:55:12,151 --> 00:55:13,214
Can't you do this another time?
1242
00:55:13,316 --> 00:55:14,818
This has to happen now.
1243
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:17,187
Don't judge me.
1244
00:55:17,289 --> 00:55:18,822
- (CLAPTRAP GROANING)
- (LAUGHING)
1245
00:55:18,924 --> 00:55:20,157
(KRIEG LAUGHING)
1246
00:55:20,259 --> 00:55:21,188
CLAPTRAP: What?
How is this funny?
1247
00:55:21,290 --> 00:55:22,590
You keep it down.
1248
00:55:22,692 --> 00:55:24,021
Do I judge you
when you blast out a loaf?
1249
00:55:24,123 --> 00:55:25,364
- We don't wanna attract...
- CLAPTRAP: Look out!
1250
00:55:26,932 --> 00:55:28,125
(GRUNTING)
1251
00:55:30,334 --> 00:55:31,499
- A little help?
- (GRUNTS)
1252
00:55:31,601 --> 00:55:32,699
(ACE OF SPADES
BY MOTORHEAD PLAYING)
1253
00:55:32,801 --> 00:55:33,831
- CLAPTRAP: Incoming!
- (BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1254
00:55:33,933 --> 00:55:35,907
ROLAND: Go, go!
TANNIS: Okay, going now!
1255
00:55:36,009 --> 00:55:37,574
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
1256
00:55:40,847 --> 00:55:42,678
(KRIEG GRUNTING)
1257
00:55:52,716 --> 00:55:53,491
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1258
00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:01,895
ROLAND: Tannis!
1259
00:56:03,727 --> 00:56:04,502
Thank you.
1260
00:56:05,368 --> 00:56:06,603
CLAPTRAP: On your left!
1261
00:56:07,069 --> 00:56:08,066
Wow!
1262
00:56:11,074 --> 00:56:12,070
(GRUNTS)
1263
00:56:14,039 --> 00:56:15,414
- (BLOODSHOT 1 YELLS)
- (KRIEG GRUNTS)
1264
00:56:16,312 --> 00:56:17,609
(TINY TINA SCREAMS)
1265
00:56:17,711 --> 00:56:18,714
BLOODSHOT 2: Come here, girlie!
1266
00:56:19,985 --> 00:56:21,079
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1267
00:56:24,923 --> 00:56:25,688
(GRUNTS)
1268
00:56:28,390 --> 00:56:29,794
What are you doing?
1269
00:56:29,896 --> 00:56:30,985
I needed a gun.
1270
00:56:31,087 --> 00:56:33,159
So you ask for it, Tannis. Ask!
1271
00:56:33,261 --> 00:56:34,624
Move!
1272
00:56:34,726 --> 00:56:35,467
(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1273
00:56:43,074 --> 00:56:44,366
That way!
1274
00:56:46,908 --> 00:56:48,970
CLAPTRAP: (LAUGHS)
We've got this, guys!
1275
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:50,682
There's nothing we can't do!
1276
00:56:50,784 --> 00:56:51,774
Stairs!
1277
00:56:51,876 --> 00:56:52,916
Krieg, help me! I'm not...
1278
00:56:53,018 --> 00:56:53,815
ROLAND: Go, go!
1279
00:56:55,054 --> 00:56:56,147
(CLAPTRAP GROANING)
1280
00:57:01,127 --> 00:57:02,120
(BLOODSHOT 3 YELLING)
1281
00:57:06,098 --> 00:57:08,625
(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1282
00:57:08,727 --> 00:57:09,766
Lilith, I got you!
1283
00:57:09,868 --> 00:57:10,898
Go!
1284
00:57:15,305 --> 00:57:16,299
TINY TINA: Roland!
1285
00:57:18,879 --> 00:57:19,841
Watch out!
1286
00:57:20,781 --> 00:57:21,513
Go, go!
1287
00:57:32,222 --> 00:57:33,591
Time to go.
1288
00:57:35,128 --> 00:57:35,857
(BLOODSHOTS SCREAMING)
1289
00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:42,231
CLAPTRAP: I'm sure
we're past the hard part.
1290
00:57:42,333 --> 00:57:43,425
TANNIS: (SOFTLY) Okay.
1291
00:57:47,941 --> 00:57:49,365
(GROWLING)
1292
00:57:51,345 --> 00:57:52,775
ROLAND: Go, go, go!
We gotta move!
1293
00:57:54,104 --> 00:57:55,646
(BLOODSHOT LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
1294
00:57:58,110 --> 00:58:00,714
TINY TINA: Let go of me!
ROLAND: Tina!
1295
00:58:00,816 --> 00:58:02,744
TANNIS: Lilith!
BLOODSHOT 1: Hello!
1296
00:58:02,846 --> 00:58:03,786
(LILITH GRUNTS)
1297
00:58:04,155 --> 00:58:05,150
(GUNSHOT)
1298
00:58:09,361 --> 00:58:10,494
CLAPTRAP: Follow me this way.
1299
00:58:10,596 --> 00:58:11,994
I have a tremendous
sense of direction.
1300
00:58:12,096 --> 00:58:13,064
Oh, God!
1301
00:58:13,166 --> 00:58:14,291
(BLOODSHOTS LAUGHING)
1302
00:58:27,180 --> 00:58:27,909
BLOODSHOT 2: Help me!
1303
00:58:33,142 --> 00:58:34,344
TINY TINA: Krieg, spin me!
1304
00:58:35,552 --> 00:58:36,779
TANNIS: I found it! I found it!
1305
00:58:36,881 --> 00:58:37,881
There's an elevator!
1306
00:58:37,983 --> 00:58:39,756
Follow me. This way. Come on.
1307
00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:44,122
- Roland!
- ROLAND: Clappy, go! Go! Go!
1308
00:58:44,224 --> 00:58:45,828
CLAPTRAP: Lilith!
Don't leave me behind again!
1309
00:58:49,799 --> 00:58:51,834
There's a service elevator
this way!
1310
00:58:55,503 --> 00:58:56,804
It's up here.
1311
00:58:56,906 --> 00:58:59,768
- This way. Oh, no.
- ROLAND: Go! Go, go, go!
1312
00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:00,973
TANNIS: Shit!
1313
00:59:01,075 --> 00:59:02,770
This is gonna take some time.
Hold this.
1314
00:59:02,873 --> 00:59:03,882
Claptrap!
1315
00:59:03,984 --> 00:59:05,306
I need help!
1316
00:59:05,408 --> 00:59:07,241
CLAPTRAP: Uh,
in front of everyone?
1317
00:59:07,343 --> 00:59:08,449
TANNIS: Yes!
CLAPTRAP: Look away!
1318
00:59:08,551 --> 00:59:10,814
Look away! I command you!
1319
00:59:10,916 --> 00:59:12,079
Krieg, we got company.
1320
00:59:12,181 --> 00:59:14,819
KRIEG: It's time to bleed!
1321
00:59:14,921 --> 00:59:16,089
- Come on!
- I am trying!
1322
00:59:20,066 --> 00:59:21,129
Krieg, wait!
1323
00:59:21,231 --> 00:59:22,425
Krieg!
1324
00:59:29,438 --> 00:59:30,532
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1325
00:59:34,279 --> 00:59:35,436
It's not working.
1326
00:59:35,538 --> 00:59:36,978
TINY TINA: Aren't you supposed
to be smart?
1327
00:59:42,117 --> 00:59:43,320
BLOODSHOT 1: I'll turn you
into a meat bicycle!
1328
00:59:43,422 --> 00:59:44,546
BLOODSHOT 2: Another victim!
1329
00:59:47,293 --> 00:59:48,917
(BLOODSHOTS CACKLING)
1330
00:59:49,019 --> 00:59:50,629
(LILITH STRAINING)
1331
00:59:53,297 --> 00:59:54,633
(WEAPON FIRING)
1332
00:59:55,267 --> 00:59:56,492
LILITH: Thanks, kid.
1333
00:59:58,436 --> 00:59:59,462
(BLOODSHOTS CLAMORING)
1334
01:00:04,968 --> 01:00:06,643
LILITH: Tannis!
1335
01:00:06,745 --> 01:00:08,174
- How we doing?
- TANNIS: I don't have it!
1336
01:00:09,412 --> 01:00:10,748
(METAL CREAKING)
1337
01:00:13,553 --> 01:00:14,444
BLOODSHOT 1: Come here,
give me a kiss!
1338
01:00:15,121 --> 01:00:16,314
(SCREAMING)
1339
01:00:17,322 --> 01:00:18,855
Krieg! Pull back!
1340
01:00:29,299 --> 01:00:32,293
Go! Go!
1341
01:00:32,395 --> 01:00:34,266
BLOODSHOT 2:
I regret everything!
1342
01:00:41,411 --> 01:00:43,339
TANNIS: Come on!
1343
01:00:43,441 --> 01:00:45,214
- LILITH: We gotta go.
- It's not working.
1344
01:00:45,316 --> 01:00:46,047
Go, Tannis.
1345
01:00:47,585 --> 01:00:49,380
We have another wiring problem.
1346
01:00:50,454 --> 01:00:51,517
BLOODSHOT 3: Baby!
1347
01:00:51,619 --> 01:00:52,647
(METAL CREAKING)
1348
01:00:53,984 --> 01:00:54,726
ROLAND: Shit.
1349
01:00:56,323 --> 01:00:58,560
- Roland, what are you doing?
- ROLAND: Fixing it.
1350
01:00:58,663 --> 01:01:00,056
- Get back here!
- LILITH: Hey.
1351
01:01:00,158 --> 01:01:01,799
TINY TINA: No. Please don't.
1352
01:01:03,303 --> 01:01:04,494
- Roland!
- Hey, Tina.
1353
01:01:06,472 --> 01:01:07,629
I'll meet you at the vault.
1354
01:01:08,273 --> 01:01:09,235
I promise.
1355
01:01:10,643 --> 01:01:12,337
- (BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
- ROLAND: Tannis.
1356
01:01:13,478 --> 01:01:14,977
- Hit it!
- Okay, hitting!
1357
01:01:16,106 --> 01:01:16,979
(ELEVATOR CREAKING)
1358
01:01:19,217 --> 01:01:20,213
Roland!
1359
01:01:26,522 --> 01:01:28,249
All right, Bob.
1360
01:01:28,351 --> 01:01:30,361
You ready to kick some ass?
1361
01:01:30,463 --> 01:01:32,394
(LAUGHS) I knew you'd say that.
1362
01:01:32,496 --> 01:01:33,490
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
1363
01:01:34,531 --> 01:01:35,525
(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1364
01:01:38,228 --> 01:01:39,771
(TOY LAUGHING, BEEPING)
1365
01:01:47,246 --> 01:01:48,576
(EXHALES)
1366
01:01:48,678 --> 01:01:50,280
(BLOODSHOTS CACKLING)
1367
01:01:50,382 --> 01:01:51,112
(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
1368
01:01:54,220 --> 01:01:55,209
(SCREAMING)
1369
01:01:55,311 --> 01:01:57,052
(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
1370
01:02:05,596 --> 01:02:07,626
(BLOODSHOTS SHOUTING)
1371
01:02:07,728 --> 01:02:08,767
(ALL SCREAMING)
1372
01:02:12,070 --> 01:02:14,432
TANNIS: The brakes are out!
We are not slowing down!
1373
01:02:15,672 --> 01:02:16,698
We are not gonna make it!
1374
01:02:25,218 --> 01:02:26,114
(ALL GASPING)
1375
01:02:28,045 --> 01:02:29,686
Teleportation.
1376
01:02:29,788 --> 01:02:31,586
I can move stuff
with my mind, y'all.
1377
01:02:31,688 --> 01:02:32,653
CLAPTRAP: We're not dead?
1378
01:02:32,755 --> 01:02:34,455
I'm still enslaved? Drats.
1379
01:02:34,557 --> 01:02:36,024
(VOMITS, GROANS)
1380
01:02:36,126 --> 01:02:38,422
KRIEG: Chutney vomit queen.
CLAPTRAP: Ew! Yuck!
1381
01:02:38,524 --> 01:02:40,990
I think the teleportation
has made her quite ill.
1382
01:02:41,092 --> 01:02:42,331
How did you do that?
1383
01:02:42,433 --> 01:02:43,994
I don't know.
1384
01:02:44,096 --> 01:02:45,966
Just kind of happened.
1385
01:02:46,068 --> 01:02:48,031
Hey, Roland's
gonna be okay, right?
1386
01:02:48,133 --> 01:02:49,465
He's an elite soldier.
1387
01:02:49,567 --> 01:02:51,843
If anyone can get out of that,
it's him.
1388
01:02:54,307 --> 01:02:55,545
- Where are we?
- (STATIC OVER DEVICE)
1389
01:02:55,647 --> 01:02:57,880
I can't get a read on ECHOnet.
1390
01:02:57,982 --> 01:03:00,179
But it looks like
we're in an old mine.
1391
01:03:00,281 --> 01:03:02,678
LILITH: Maybe we find
some shelter inside.
1392
01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:06,616
(CREATURE SHRIEKS IN DISTANCE)
1393
01:03:08,418 --> 01:03:10,158
(SOFT DESPONDENT MUSIC PLAYING)
1394
01:03:26,744 --> 01:03:28,343
TANNIS: I've combined the keys.
1395
01:03:28,445 --> 01:03:29,441
Look.
1396
01:03:33,446 --> 01:03:35,211
LILITH: What's that?
Some kind of a map?
1397
01:03:35,313 --> 01:03:36,712
TANNIS: Incredible, isn't it?
1398
01:03:37,753 --> 01:03:39,154
It isn't just a key.
1399
01:03:41,460 --> 01:03:42,687
And right there...
1400
01:03:42,790 --> 01:03:43,994
The vault?
1401
01:03:45,355 --> 01:03:46,389
TANNIS: It is a shame
1402
01:03:46,491 --> 01:03:48,163
your mother is not here
to see this.
1403
01:03:49,668 --> 01:03:51,532
It was there the whole time.
1404
01:03:51,634 --> 01:03:52,935
Apparently.
1405
01:03:53,037 --> 01:03:54,503
LILITH: I've seen that
before somewhere.
1406
01:03:54,605 --> 01:03:55,871
TANNIS: Firehawk.
1407
01:03:55,973 --> 01:03:58,734
Eridian goddess,
protector of the planet.
1408
01:04:03,016 --> 01:04:06,181
Well, it's all a bit pointless
without the third piece.
1409
01:04:07,311 --> 01:04:08,480
Oh, well, we have it.
1410
01:04:12,556 --> 01:04:14,282
She's the key.
1411
01:04:14,384 --> 01:04:16,119
The elevator confirmed it.
1412
01:04:16,221 --> 01:04:17,627
That was a phasewalk.
1413
01:04:17,729 --> 01:04:19,263
Only an Eridian could do that.
1414
01:04:19,365 --> 01:04:20,421
Wait a minute.
1415
01:04:20,523 --> 01:04:21,631
If she's a piece of the key,
1416
01:04:21,733 --> 01:04:23,092
what happens when she opens it?
1417
01:04:23,194 --> 01:04:24,397
I assumed you knew.
1418
01:04:25,704 --> 01:04:27,068
Did your mother never tell you?
1419
01:04:27,171 --> 01:04:29,631
I was eight. I can barely
remember her face.
1420
01:04:29,733 --> 01:04:32,634
When the daughter of Eridia
places the key,
1421
01:04:32,736 --> 01:04:34,869
the pieces are consumed
and the vault opens.
1422
01:04:37,413 --> 01:04:41,147
Now, I don't necessarily
believe that means kill her.
1423
01:04:41,249 --> 01:04:42,717
But you're prepared
to take that risk.
1424
01:04:42,819 --> 01:04:44,384
Well, we have no choice.
1425
01:04:45,249 --> 01:04:46,785
Either we take her
1426
01:04:46,887 --> 01:04:48,256
or Atlas does.
1427
01:04:50,391 --> 01:04:52,293
There is no salvation
without sacrifice.
1428
01:05:02,573 --> 01:05:03,571
(ROLAND GRUNTS)
1429
01:05:03,673 --> 01:05:06,901
Worst orgy ever.
1430
01:05:07,511 --> 01:05:08,474
(GROANS)
1431
01:05:11,582 --> 01:05:14,051
(GRUNTING)
1432
01:05:19,690 --> 01:05:20,783
Rest in peace, Bob.
1433
01:05:31,866 --> 01:05:33,935
Oh, shit.
1434
01:05:34,037 --> 01:05:35,501
(SOFT DESPONDENT MUSIC
CONTINUES)
1435
01:05:45,882 --> 01:05:47,810
Whoa. Sorry. (LAUGHS)
1436
01:05:47,912 --> 01:05:49,686
I thought for a moment there
you had rigor mortis.
1437
01:05:49,788 --> 01:05:51,214
It was a really nice moment.
1438
01:05:51,316 --> 01:05:52,989
I'll treasure it always.
1439
01:05:53,091 --> 01:05:55,185
Also, I scavenged
the final parts I needed
1440
01:05:55,287 --> 01:05:56,719
from a dead transformer,
1441
01:05:56,821 --> 01:05:59,756
and fixed the thing
you so recklessly destroyed.
1442
01:06:05,471 --> 01:06:06,202
(KRIEG SNORING)
1443
01:06:10,809 --> 01:06:12,474
You didn't press this, did you?
1444
01:06:12,577 --> 01:06:14,306
I did not.
1445
01:06:14,408 --> 01:06:15,970
I can crush it again
if you'd like.
1446
01:06:17,644 --> 01:06:20,181
Oh, "Thank you, Claptrap.
You're indispensable."
1447
01:06:20,284 --> 01:06:23,186
Thank you, Lilith.
Your praise warms my soul.
1448
01:06:27,592 --> 01:06:28,686
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
1449
01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:31,524
(DEVICE SHATTERS)
1450
01:06:34,492 --> 01:06:36,232
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1451
01:06:46,709 --> 01:06:47,705
Lilith.
1452
01:06:49,378 --> 01:06:51,049
Have you broken the beacon
I gave you?
1453
01:06:54,448 --> 01:06:57,880
Ah, this thing was junk
the whole time.
1454
01:06:58,523 --> 01:06:59,721
(SCOFFS)
1455
01:06:59,823 --> 01:07:01,057
ATLAS: Not at all.
1456
01:07:01,159 --> 01:07:03,861
It was a highly accurate
tracking device
1457
01:07:03,963 --> 01:07:06,554
that has led me
right to you and Tina.
1458
01:07:06,657 --> 01:07:07,722
Now, I was beginning to think
1459
01:07:07,824 --> 01:07:09,400
that she would
elude me forever.
1460
01:07:09,502 --> 01:07:10,632
She's smart.
1461
01:07:10,734 --> 01:07:12,697
She is mine.
1462
01:07:16,632 --> 01:07:17,733
And the Crimson Lance
1463
01:07:17,835 --> 01:07:18,976
are on their way
to collect her now.
1464
01:07:19,079 --> 01:07:20,741
If you come after her,
I'll destroy the key.
1465
01:07:20,843 --> 01:07:21,810
No, you won't.
1466
01:07:21,912 --> 01:07:23,543
Because if you did,
1467
01:07:25,576 --> 01:07:26,875
then I would have to kill
1468
01:07:26,977 --> 01:07:29,711
the rest of that heroic band
of vault hunters
1469
01:07:29,813 --> 01:07:31,788
she's been
slumming around with.
1470
01:07:31,890 --> 01:07:33,922
And I promise you, Lilith,
1471
01:07:34,024 --> 01:07:35,456
they won't be quick deaths.
1472
01:07:37,859 --> 01:07:39,196
Good.
1473
01:07:39,897 --> 01:07:41,261
Glad to see you making
1474
01:07:41,363 --> 01:07:43,563
the smart choice for once.
(CHUCKLES)
1475
01:07:44,935 --> 01:07:46,596
And when this is over,
1476
01:07:46,698 --> 01:07:48,271
you'll be paid
what we agreed on.
1477
01:07:50,841 --> 01:07:51,736
Thank you, Lilith.
1478
01:08:01,453 --> 01:08:03,647
Oh.
1479
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:06,517
Tina, look, I know
how this must look, but...
1480
01:08:06,619 --> 01:08:09,226
I'm the only one
who can open the vault.
1481
01:08:11,263 --> 01:08:14,924
And I'm gonna use whatever
is inside to kill him.
1482
01:08:19,764 --> 01:08:21,431
Too bad you won't
be around to see it.
1483
01:08:21,533 --> 01:08:23,138
- Wait.
- Enjoy your freedom.
1484
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:24,505
- (EXPLOSIVE CLATTERS)
- Tina. Tina, no!
1485
01:08:43,925 --> 01:08:44,987
(GROANS)
1486
01:08:49,966 --> 01:08:51,334
(CLAPTRAP WHOOPING)
1487
01:08:52,472 --> 01:08:53,303
(SIGHS)
1488
01:08:57,744 --> 01:08:59,474
(VOCALIZING UPBEAT TUNE)
1489
01:09:02,913 --> 01:09:03,643
(STOPS VOCALIZING)
1490
01:09:06,819 --> 01:09:07,548
I'm dancing because...
1491
01:09:08,753 --> 01:09:10,185
you're alive.
1492
01:09:10,287 --> 01:09:11,687
Not because
I thought you were dead.
1493
01:09:11,789 --> 01:09:13,053
Heartwarming.
1494
01:09:13,155 --> 01:09:14,487
Where are the others?
1495
01:09:14,589 --> 01:09:15,922
They found a truck
in the village and left.
1496
01:09:16,024 --> 01:09:17,019
Without me.
1497
01:09:18,158 --> 01:09:19,296
What village?
1498
01:09:22,697 --> 01:09:23,998
CLAPTRAP: This must have
been one of the original
1499
01:09:24,100 --> 01:09:25,368
Pandoran settlements.
1500
01:09:26,001 --> 01:09:27,238
How quaint.
1501
01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:31,066
I know this place.
1502
01:09:32,503 --> 01:09:33,244
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
1503
01:09:38,651 --> 01:09:40,081
(SCREAMING)
1504
01:09:40,183 --> 01:09:42,176
(TENSE AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING)
1505
01:09:48,492 --> 01:09:50,023
LILITH'S MOM: Come on.
Come on. Leave it.
1506
01:09:50,125 --> 01:09:51,394
Come on, sweetie.
1507
01:09:52,998 --> 01:09:54,797
TANNIS: Hurry, give me Lilith!
1508
01:09:54,899 --> 01:09:56,157
Come on! Come on!
1509
01:09:57,695 --> 01:09:59,395
Remember I will always love you!
1510
01:09:59,497 --> 01:10:00,238
YOUNG LILITH: Mama!
1511
01:10:00,968 --> 01:10:02,570
No!
1512
01:10:10,908 --> 01:10:11,876
CLAPTRAP: Hey,
where are you going?
1513
01:10:12,981 --> 01:10:13,944
Lilith.
1514
01:10:14,752 --> 01:10:15,517
Lilith!
1515
01:10:32,530 --> 01:10:34,131
Is this your home?
1516
01:10:34,233 --> 01:10:35,229
Yeah.
1517
01:10:36,205 --> 01:10:38,309
I used to live here once.
1518
01:10:54,025 --> 01:10:55,557
CLAPTRAP: This place is...
1519
01:10:57,054 --> 01:10:59,891
reminiscent of something
deep in my files.
1520
01:11:03,263 --> 01:11:04,731
That drawing...
1521
01:11:06,632 --> 01:11:08,306
(POWERING DOWN) I feel strange.
1522
01:11:14,812 --> 01:11:15,808
Lilith.
1523
01:11:16,714 --> 01:11:17,513
Mom?
1524
01:11:18,951 --> 01:11:20,175
If you're seeing this...
1525
01:11:22,714 --> 01:11:23,948
I'm afraid I didn't make it.
1526
01:11:26,049 --> 01:11:28,891
I'm so sorry
that I sent you away.
1527
01:11:28,993 --> 01:11:30,460
I didn't want to.
1528
01:11:31,921 --> 01:11:33,896
But as soon as I realized
1529
01:11:33,998 --> 01:11:35,657
what you are,
1530
01:11:35,759 --> 01:11:37,027
what you might become...
1531
01:11:38,668 --> 01:11:41,438
I knew you'd never
be safe here on Pandora.
1532
01:11:42,667 --> 01:11:44,802
But if you ever return,
1533
01:11:44,905 --> 01:11:47,774
I've made sure
that Claptrap will find you,
1534
01:11:48,805 --> 01:11:50,810
help you understand...
1535
01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:53,010
your destiny.
1536
01:11:54,184 --> 01:11:55,177
(GUNFIRE OVER HOLOGRAM)
1537
01:11:57,990 --> 01:12:00,050
Lilith, I love you.
1538
01:12:05,764 --> 01:12:06,727
(CRYING)
1539
01:12:10,099 --> 01:12:11,226
I wish...
1540
01:12:12,698 --> 01:12:16,198
I could hold you one last time.
1541
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:28,485
Tina!
1542
01:12:31,554 --> 01:12:34,186
CLAPTRAP: Whoa.
That was weird. (LAUGHS)
1543
01:12:34,288 --> 01:12:36,290
I blacked out.
1544
01:12:36,392 --> 01:12:39,194
Did something important happen?
1545
01:12:39,297 --> 01:12:40,431
- (WIND BLOWING)
- (TANNIS GASPS)
1546
01:12:41,999 --> 01:12:42,895
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1547
01:12:52,878 --> 01:12:54,203
(DEVICE BEEPING)
1548
01:13:01,216 --> 01:13:03,014
(BEEPING FASTER)
1549
01:13:04,849 --> 01:13:06,290
TANNIS: It's saying it's here.
1550
01:13:06,392 --> 01:13:07,782
TINY TINA: All I'm seeing
is some holes.
1551
01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:09,457
Are you sure this is it?
1552
01:13:09,559 --> 01:13:10,788
TANNIS: I don't know.
It's somewhere.
1553
01:13:10,890 --> 01:13:12,226
TINY TINA: Okay,
what does it look like?
1554
01:13:12,328 --> 01:13:14,190
TANNIS: Big. It's an arch.
1555
01:13:15,994 --> 01:13:17,960
It's here somewhere.
I know it's here.
1556
01:13:18,062 --> 01:13:19,060
TINY TINA:
How do you know it's here?
1557
01:13:19,162 --> 01:13:21,161
TANNIS:
Because I'm feeling emotion.
1558
01:13:21,263 --> 01:13:22,603
TINY TINA:
Can you be more specific?
1559
01:13:22,706 --> 01:13:24,671
- Thing of power!
- Not right now, Krieg. Please.
1560
01:13:24,774 --> 01:13:26,777
- Okay, I get it...
- But that means something!
1561
01:13:26,879 --> 01:13:28,010
No, no, no!
1562
01:13:28,112 --> 01:13:29,480
I'm not following.
1563
01:13:31,081 --> 01:13:32,109
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1564
01:13:39,958 --> 01:13:40,986
(TANNIS GRUNTS)
1565
01:13:44,295 --> 01:13:46,629
Krieg, you genius. You found it!
1566
01:13:48,024 --> 01:13:49,764
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1567
01:14:04,780 --> 01:14:06,341
I have to warn you,
this might kill you.
1568
01:14:07,810 --> 01:14:09,218
Me? (CHUCKLES)
1569
01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:12,214
Nah, kid. I'm the special one.
1570
01:14:12,316 --> 01:14:14,624
Whatever this is,
it's gonna make me invincible.
1571
01:14:25,235 --> 01:14:26,603
(GRUNTING SOFTLY)
1572
01:14:30,274 --> 01:14:32,268
(STIRRING MUSIC PLAYING)
1573
01:14:39,314 --> 01:14:40,518
(MUSIC FADES)
1574
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:44,115
(SIGHING)
1575
01:14:46,949 --> 01:14:48,722
What just happened?
1576
01:14:48,824 --> 01:14:51,221
I'm the special one.
It should do something.
1577
01:14:55,330 --> 01:14:56,633
Apparently not.
1578
01:14:57,861 --> 01:14:59,102
(CLAPPING NEARBY)
1579
01:14:59,204 --> 01:15:00,703
ATLAS: Well done, Tina.
1580
01:15:01,303 --> 01:15:02,331
Well done.
1581
01:15:06,979 --> 01:15:07,875
Amazing effort.
1582
01:15:13,185 --> 01:15:14,816
(BLOODSHOTS LAUGHING)
1583
01:15:16,386 --> 01:15:18,149
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1584
01:15:26,797 --> 01:15:28,696
You survived the worst planet
in the galaxy.
1585
01:15:28,798 --> 01:15:31,961
You found the key
and the vault itself.
1586
01:15:32,063 --> 01:15:33,934
You've made your father
so proud.
1587
01:15:37,339 --> 01:15:38,499
Commander Knoxx,
1588
01:15:39,906 --> 01:15:41,375
I need
her nervous system intact.
1589
01:15:41,477 --> 01:15:43,075
Keep the organs on ice.
1590
01:15:45,014 --> 01:15:47,079
Perhaps we'll have better luck
with the next clone.
1591
01:15:48,352 --> 01:15:49,686
ROLAND: Hey, asshole.
1592
01:15:58,354 --> 01:16:00,964
That was quite
an entrance, Roland.
1593
01:16:01,066 --> 01:16:02,324
You miss me?
1594
01:16:02,426 --> 01:16:04,459
You might have saved the day
if it wasn't for...
1595
01:16:05,996 --> 01:16:07,429
my Atlas auto shield.
1596
01:16:13,408 --> 01:16:14,837
Kill them all.
1597
01:16:14,939 --> 01:16:16,207
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)
1598
01:16:20,547 --> 01:16:21,652
Hold your fire.
1599
01:16:22,252 --> 01:16:23,452
That's an order.
1600
01:16:23,554 --> 01:16:24,780
SOLDIER:
You heard the commander.
1601
01:16:24,882 --> 01:16:25,788
Weapons down.
1602
01:16:32,089 --> 01:16:32,993
KNOXX: Roland, you were right.
1603
01:16:35,265 --> 01:16:36,264
I should've...
1604
01:16:36,366 --> 01:16:37,492
(TINY TINA GASPS)
1605
01:16:40,136 --> 01:16:41,365
No!
1606
01:16:41,467 --> 01:16:42,464
No!
1607
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:45,401
Any other objections?
1608
01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:47,601
LILITH: Just one!
1609
01:16:49,975 --> 01:16:52,148
That you continue breathing.
1610
01:16:52,250 --> 01:16:53,615
But I'll allow it
1611
01:16:53,717 --> 01:16:55,686
if you let my friends
go in peace.
1612
01:16:57,145 --> 01:16:58,518
And tell me, Lilith,
1613
01:16:58,620 --> 01:17:00,350
just why would I do that?
1614
01:17:03,594 --> 01:17:05,190
Because I'm the daughter
of Eridia.
1615
01:17:07,093 --> 01:17:08,824
I've seen that
before somewhere.
1616
01:17:08,926 --> 01:17:09,957
TANNIS: Firehawk.
1617
01:17:10,059 --> 01:17:11,333
Eridian goddess.
1618
01:17:11,435 --> 01:17:12,769
It's your planet, Lilith.
1619
01:17:13,635 --> 01:17:14,831
You have to protect it.
1620
01:17:14,933 --> 01:17:16,705
MOXXI: Mama loved you.
1621
01:17:16,807 --> 01:17:19,066
She always told me
how special you were.
1622
01:17:19,168 --> 01:17:21,304
LILITH: I found it.
1623
01:17:21,406 --> 01:17:22,409
TANNIS: How did...?
LILITH: I don't know.
1624
01:17:22,511 --> 01:17:24,308
Just lucky, I guess.
1625
01:17:29,016 --> 01:17:30,518
CLAPTRAP:
Daughter of Eridia, baby!
1626
01:17:30,620 --> 01:17:32,221
Bet you didn't see that coming!
1627
01:17:32,323 --> 01:17:33,053
(CLAPTRAP LAUGHS)
1628
01:17:34,994 --> 01:17:35,984
But...
1629
01:17:36,086 --> 01:17:36,991
But I'm the special one.
1630
01:17:38,328 --> 01:17:39,356
Oh, you are.
1631
01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:41,699
Just not the way you thought.
1632
01:17:43,334 --> 01:17:44,328
I open the vault...
1633
01:17:45,501 --> 01:17:46,330
the girl goes free.
1634
01:17:49,032 --> 01:17:50,866
You open the vault
1635
01:17:50,968 --> 01:17:52,402
and you all go free.
1636
01:17:53,377 --> 01:17:54,536
You have my word.
1637
01:17:56,646 --> 01:17:58,578
TANNIS: I just figured it out.
1638
01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:01,417
Your mother gave you to me
1639
01:18:01,519 --> 01:18:02,949
to take you away from here,
1640
01:18:03,051 --> 01:18:05,547
so you would never
have to open that vault.
1641
01:18:05,649 --> 01:18:06,889
CLAPTRAP: (SARCASTICALLY)
Well, that worked out great.
1642
01:18:08,623 --> 01:18:10,024
I have to open it.
1643
01:18:13,322 --> 01:18:15,130
No salvation without sacrifice.
1644
01:18:15,233 --> 01:18:16,261
Remember?
1645
01:18:17,631 --> 01:18:18,659
But you can't.
1646
01:18:19,204 --> 01:18:20,201
You can't.
1647
01:18:20,304 --> 01:18:21,662
It's fine.
1648
01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:23,334
You're safe.
1649
01:18:24,506 --> 01:18:25,501
And, Tina,
1650
01:18:26,510 --> 01:18:28,369
memories are more powerful
1651
01:18:28,471 --> 01:18:31,314
than anything
Atlas could ever create.
1652
01:18:31,416 --> 01:18:33,943
Now, you got one of me.
1653
01:18:34,045 --> 01:18:35,786
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
1654
01:19:10,445 --> 01:19:12,218
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1655
01:19:30,308 --> 01:19:31,105
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1656
01:19:46,150 --> 01:19:47,451
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1657
01:19:49,292 --> 01:19:50,619
Yes.
1658
01:20:03,805 --> 01:20:05,398
Tannis, what's happening?
1659
01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:07,243
The Eridians have delivered us
1660
01:20:07,345 --> 01:20:09,005
a champion.
1661
01:20:09,107 --> 01:20:10,375
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1662
01:20:13,583 --> 01:20:15,314
(EPIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1663
01:20:25,497 --> 01:20:27,154
The legends were true.
1664
01:20:27,256 --> 01:20:28,431
She's the Firehawk.
1665
01:20:28,533 --> 01:20:30,032
Lilith, can you hear me?
1666
01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:34,729
Take me into the vault.
1667
01:20:34,831 --> 01:20:36,973
If you won't, I'm going
to have to hurt your friends.
1668
01:20:38,540 --> 01:20:39,573
(GRUNTS)
1669
01:20:39,675 --> 01:20:40,669
(SOLDIER SCREAMS)
1670
01:20:41,643 --> 01:20:42,610
Pull me up!
1671
01:20:42,712 --> 01:20:43,705
TINY TINA: Lilith, help!
1672
01:20:44,647 --> 01:20:45,377
(TINY TINA SCREAMS)
1673
01:21:04,230 --> 01:21:06,200
- Make it rain, Tina!
- (GRUNTS)
1674
01:21:14,312 --> 01:21:15,377
Attack!
1675
01:21:15,479 --> 01:21:16,210
(ALL YELLING)
1676
01:21:20,717 --> 01:21:21,948
Are you guys shooting?
1677
01:21:22,050 --> 01:21:23,412
I'm sorry,
I didn't feel a thing.
1678
01:21:23,514 --> 01:21:24,286
You get a bullet.
You get a bullet.
1679
01:21:24,389 --> 01:21:25,615
Run, run.
1680
01:21:27,590 --> 01:21:30,620
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1681
01:21:32,724 --> 01:21:34,624
CLAPTRAP: Interplanetary
ninja assassin mode activated.
1682
01:21:36,492 --> 01:21:38,795
Step aside, bitches. (EXCLAIMS)
1683
01:21:38,897 --> 01:21:40,129
(GRUNTS)
1684
01:21:40,231 --> 01:21:41,895
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1685
01:21:44,905 --> 01:21:46,207
(LILITH GROANING)
1686
01:21:57,621 --> 01:21:59,253
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1687
01:22:04,395 --> 01:22:05,160
(GRUNTS)
1688
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:10,066
(LAUGHING)
1689
01:22:29,454 --> 01:22:30,746
(EXHALING)
1690
01:22:31,654 --> 01:22:33,914
Lilith. Lilith!
1691
01:22:35,755 --> 01:22:36,994
No!
1692
01:22:37,794 --> 01:22:39,590
Lilith, can you hear me?
1693
01:22:42,467 --> 01:22:44,199
(SCREAMING)
1694
01:22:47,971 --> 01:22:49,303
Well, it was fun
while it lasted.
1695
01:22:54,339 --> 01:22:56,805
TANNIS: Lilith. Come on, Lilith.
1696
01:23:04,455 --> 01:23:05,220
Lilith.
1697
01:23:06,414 --> 01:23:07,354
Please wake up.
1698
01:23:08,857 --> 01:23:10,555
LILITH: Tannis, run.
1699
01:23:12,496 --> 01:23:13,228
(GRUNTS)
1700
01:23:15,632 --> 01:23:16,363
(EXHALES)
1701
01:23:19,934 --> 01:23:21,170
(GUNS POWERING UP)
1702
01:23:30,812 --> 01:23:32,005
(STRAINING)
1703
01:23:41,492 --> 01:23:42,755
(ROARS)
1704
01:23:42,857 --> 01:23:45,062
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1705
01:23:49,962 --> 01:23:51,233
(GROANS)
1706
01:23:53,035 --> 01:23:55,666
KRIEG: Nobody kills me but me!
1707
01:24:01,842 --> 01:24:03,036
(GRUNTS)
1708
01:24:10,546 --> 01:24:12,287
CLAPTRAP: Everybody, run!
1709
01:24:14,353 --> 01:24:16,192
- (SOLDIER EXCLAIMS)
- (GASPS)
1710
01:24:20,765 --> 01:24:21,758
SOLDIER: Go! Move, move!
1711
01:24:29,706 --> 01:24:30,470
ROLAND: Shit!
1712
01:24:45,415 --> 01:24:46,552
(TANNIS COUGHING)
1713
01:24:52,127 --> 01:24:53,493
CLAPTRAP: Tannis, you're alive.
1714
01:24:54,027 --> 01:24:55,797
I'm alive!
1715
01:24:55,899 --> 01:24:57,431
This guy, not so much.
1716
01:25:01,938 --> 01:25:03,932
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1717
01:25:05,972 --> 01:25:06,971
A siren.
1718
01:25:07,073 --> 01:25:08,068
ROLAND: Tina!
1719
01:25:08,579 --> 01:25:09,575
Tina!
1720
01:25:10,581 --> 01:25:11,577
Tina!
1721
01:25:15,754 --> 01:25:17,253
Tannis, where's Tina?
1722
01:25:17,820 --> 01:25:18,815
ATLAS: Lilith!
1723
01:25:20,993 --> 01:25:23,022
I warned you
not to disappoint me.
1724
01:25:23,124 --> 01:25:25,627
Take me to the vault now.
1725
01:25:25,729 --> 01:25:27,461
(WHIMPERING)
1726
01:25:46,818 --> 01:25:48,944
CLAPTRAP: Well, shit.
1727
01:25:51,954 --> 01:25:53,047
(TINY TINA GRUNTING)
1728
01:26:00,027 --> 01:26:01,854
Let go of me!
1729
01:26:01,956 --> 01:26:03,200
Keep struggling
and I'll kill you.
1730
01:26:09,002 --> 01:26:10,864
Lilith!
1731
01:26:10,966 --> 01:26:12,033
(VOICE ECHOES)
Lilith, show yourself!
1732
01:26:13,802 --> 01:26:15,311
Show yourself or I kill her!
1733
01:26:16,648 --> 01:26:17,643
I'll do it!
1734
01:26:18,540 --> 01:26:19,676
Believe me.
1735
01:26:19,778 --> 01:26:20,976
LILITH: (VOICE ECHOES)
Oh, I believe you.
1736
01:26:22,512 --> 01:26:23,748
ATLAS: Ah, Lilith.
1737
01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:26,256
This is...
1738
01:26:30,024 --> 01:26:31,393
unbelievable.
1739
01:26:34,561 --> 01:26:36,860
So much more
than I ever imagined.
1740
01:26:40,031 --> 01:26:43,605
The treasures of a race
who once ruled the galaxies.
1741
01:26:43,707 --> 01:26:44,703
Look.
1742
01:26:47,176 --> 01:26:49,279
The power. Can you feel it?
1743
01:26:50,077 --> 01:26:51,512
Can you...
1744
01:26:53,919 --> 01:26:55,615
LILITH: Yeah, I can feel it.
1745
01:26:56,913 --> 01:26:59,789
Honestly, it makes me
a little sick.
1746
01:26:59,891 --> 01:27:01,615
You'll get used to it.
1747
01:27:01,717 --> 01:27:03,216
LILITH: Yeah. You see...
1748
01:27:03,318 --> 01:27:06,186
I have something that a man
like you will never have.
1749
01:27:08,996 --> 01:27:09,959
Enough.
1750
01:27:13,269 --> 01:27:14,436
ATLAS: Lilith.
LILITH: Over here.
1751
01:27:16,774 --> 01:27:17,673
Lose something?
1752
01:27:17,775 --> 01:27:18,770
(POWERS DOWN)
1753
01:27:19,578 --> 01:27:20,574
Tina!
1754
01:27:21,713 --> 01:27:22,741
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1755
01:27:27,049 --> 01:27:27,812
TINY TINA: Ta-da.
1756
01:27:29,588 --> 01:27:30,320
(GROANS)
1757
01:27:31,954 --> 01:27:33,018
LILITH: Bye-bye.
1758
01:27:33,120 --> 01:27:34,849
No, Lilith.
1759
01:27:34,951 --> 01:27:35,952
- Lilith, please.
- LILITH: Don't worry.
1760
01:27:37,292 --> 01:27:38,922
You won't get lonely down here.
1761
01:27:40,764 --> 01:27:41,994
No. No.
1762
01:27:42,096 --> 01:27:43,831
No, no, no. No!
1763
01:27:43,933 --> 01:27:45,401
Lilith! Tina!
1764
01:27:46,067 --> 01:27:48,600
No, no, no!
1765
01:27:48,702 --> 01:27:50,098
- (MUFFLED SCREAMING)
- (CREATURE ROARING)
1766
01:27:57,881 --> 01:27:59,008
(SCREAMING)
1767
01:28:03,150 --> 01:28:04,750
(CROWD CHEERING)
1768
01:28:07,225 --> 01:28:08,952
(LIKE SUGAR
BY CHAKA KHAN PLAYING)
1769
01:28:15,297 --> 01:28:16,432
♪ It's like sugar ♪
1770
01:28:17,968 --> 01:28:18,632
♪ So sweet ♪
1771
01:28:21,597 --> 01:28:22,636
(ULULATING)
1772
01:28:24,242 --> 01:28:26,073
CLAPTRAP: Excuse me!
Coming through.
1773
01:28:26,175 --> 01:28:28,004
Make way for the hero!
1774
01:28:29,310 --> 01:28:31,304
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
1775
01:28:32,144 --> 01:28:33,573
Hey.
1776
01:28:33,675 --> 01:28:34,450
You hear that?
1777
01:28:35,313 --> 01:28:36,680
What?
1778
01:28:36,782 --> 01:28:40,280
That I think is what
peace sounds like.
1779
01:28:41,650 --> 01:28:42,392
(ROLAND SCOFFS)
1780
01:28:43,026 --> 01:28:44,053
ROLAND: Enjoy it.
1781
01:28:45,094 --> 01:28:46,192
Let's make it last.
1782
01:28:46,294 --> 01:28:47,890
I made you a little tea.
1783
01:28:47,992 --> 01:28:49,861
I thought you might be
a little dehydrated.
1784
01:29:02,211 --> 01:29:03,974
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
1785
01:29:21,231 --> 01:29:22,965
All right, guys. Let's, um...
1786
01:29:23,067 --> 01:29:24,231
Let's join the party.
1787
01:29:24,333 --> 01:29:27,102
CLAPTRAP: All right! Hooray!
1788
01:29:27,204 --> 01:29:30,196
Whoops. Premature celebration.
1789
01:29:30,299 --> 01:29:31,564
- That's never happened before.
- (ALL LAUGHING)
1790
01:29:31,667 --> 01:29:32,706
You ready?
1791
01:29:34,078 --> 01:29:35,139
We'll meet you there.
1792
01:29:35,242 --> 01:29:36,911
I got you.
1793
01:29:37,013 --> 01:29:37,980
Come on, Krieg.
1794
01:29:38,082 --> 01:29:39,081
Time to go get drunk.
1795
01:29:39,183 --> 01:29:41,110
KRIEG: Glorious meat fiesta.
1796
01:29:44,888 --> 01:29:45,620
So...
1797
01:29:47,187 --> 01:29:48,183
Uh...
1798
01:29:49,158 --> 01:29:50,592
I don't think so.
1799
01:29:51,357 --> 01:29:52,960
Come on. (SIGHS)
1800
01:29:53,062 --> 01:29:53,892
Do the thing.
1801
01:29:56,397 --> 01:29:58,126
I'm a bit old, I think,
1802
01:29:58,228 --> 01:30:00,970
to be setting myself on fire
for your amusement.
1803
01:30:01,072 --> 01:30:02,230
You know you want to.
1804
01:30:05,739 --> 01:30:06,735
LILITH: Let me
tell you everything
1805
01:30:06,837 --> 01:30:09,105
you need to know about Pandora.
1806
01:30:10,080 --> 01:30:10,813
She's dangerous.
1807
01:30:10,915 --> 01:30:12,304
She's dirty.
1808
01:30:12,407 --> 01:30:14,781
And she's definitely
a toxic waste dump.
1809
01:30:16,252 --> 01:30:17,949
But, she's my home.
1810
01:30:22,059 --> 01:30:23,850
(CLAPTRAP SCOFFS)
1811
01:30:23,952 --> 01:30:25,528
CLAPTRAP: What a show-off.
1812
01:30:25,630 --> 01:30:26,824
(SHINE A LITTLE LIGHT
BY THE BLACK KEYS PLAYING)
1813
01:30:26,926 --> 01:30:29,565
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1814
01:30:31,360 --> 01:30:33,393
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1815
01:30:35,306 --> 01:30:38,332
♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1816
01:30:39,940 --> 01:30:44,910
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1817
01:31:05,294 --> 01:31:08,362
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1818
01:31:10,069 --> 01:31:13,541
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1819
01:31:13,643 --> 01:31:16,876
♪ I'm waiting, praying
Patiently ♪
1820
01:31:18,649 --> 01:31:21,375
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1821
01:31:24,819 --> 01:31:27,623
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1822
01:31:29,418 --> 01:31:31,385
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1823
01:31:33,364 --> 01:31:36,225
♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1824
01:31:38,196 --> 01:31:40,636
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1825
01:31:44,034 --> 01:31:47,038
♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1826
01:31:49,108 --> 01:31:52,241
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1827
01:32:14,198 --> 01:32:17,002
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1828
01:32:18,907 --> 01:32:20,709
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1829
01:32:22,712 --> 01:32:25,681
♪ I'm waiting, praying
Patiently ♪
1830
01:32:27,351 --> 01:32:29,877
Woo-hoo! Check these moves.
1831
01:32:29,979 --> 01:32:32,085
I come to dance, mofo.
1832
01:32:32,188 --> 01:32:33,452
(WHOOPING)
1833
01:32:33,554 --> 01:32:36,049
(EXCLAIMS RHYTHMICALLY)
1834
01:32:36,151 --> 01:32:37,754
Twerk it. Work it out, now.
1835
01:32:37,856 --> 01:32:38,920
Do the Claptrap. It's my...
1836
01:32:39,022 --> 01:32:40,426
Oh, hey! Hey, wait! No, no, no!
1837
01:32:40,528 --> 01:32:42,097
What's goin' on here? No!
1838
01:32:42,199 --> 01:32:43,131
It's my Easter egg!
1839
01:32:43,233 --> 01:32:44,462
Ah! You son of a...
1840
01:32:44,564 --> 01:32:46,458
Don't make me leave!
1841
01:32:46,561 --> 01:32:48,928
Not when I'm giving the people
what they want!
1842
01:32:49,030 --> 01:32:50,772
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1843
01:33:38,256 --> 01:33:39,986
(SERENE MUSIC PLAYING)
1844
01:34:31,541 --> 01:34:33,534
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1845
01:40:29,665 --> 01:40:31,430
(MUSIC FADES)