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WOMAN: Long ago,
our galaxy was ruled
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by an alien race
called the Eridians
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whose power and technology
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were far beyond
human comprehension.
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Though they disappeared
ages ago,
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they left behind fragments
of their technology,
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scraps that became
the foundation
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for all human advancement.
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But the Eridians'
greatest secrets
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were hidden in a vault
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located on the planet Pandora.
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The once peaceful world
was overrun by corporations,
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criminals,
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- and treasure seekers...
- MAN: Guns, guns, guns!
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WOMAN: ...fighting
and killing one another
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for a chance to find the vault.
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But it remained hidden.
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Then, amidst
the clouds of chaos,
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a glimmer of hope
shone through.
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A prophecy.
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That one day,
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a daughter of Eridia
would open the vault
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and restore order
to the broken planet.
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Yeah.
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That sounds like
some wacko B.S., right?
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Well, I thought so too,
until...
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- this mess happened.
- (RUMBLING)
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- (ALARM BLARING)
- (MUFFLED SHOUTING)
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(RAPID GUNFIRE)
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GUARD 1: There he is!
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GUARD 2: Stop!
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(ALARM CONTINUES BLARING)
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- (DOOR CLANGS LOUDLY)
- (GASPS)
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- (METAL STRAINING)
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(SIGHS)
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ROLAND: God damn!
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There's no air holes in there.
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(EXHALES) What a stupid helmet.
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Tina.
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Hey.
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(EXHALES)
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I'm Roland.
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Yeah. There's been some, uh...
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There's been some trouble.
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And Atlas,
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he sent me
to bring you to safety.
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- My dad sent you?
- That's right.
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His shortest soldier?
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Yeah, his shortest soldier
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to save his least
funny daughter.
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AUTOMATED VOICE: (OVER PA)
Code three security breach.
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The station is in lockdown.
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All personnel
must shelter in place.
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- Okay, let's go.
- Hey, hey, hey!
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- Let's slow down.
- GUARD 3: Target in sight!
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(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
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Come on. Come on.
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GUARD 3: Stop!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Stay down!
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- Oh, God.
- No, no!
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- (GRUNTS)
- ROLAND: Catch.
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Fake stormtrooper-ass bitch.
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Come here.
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Code three security breach.
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Come on. Come on.
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The station is now in lockdown.
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Wait, I changed my mind.
Take me back to my cell.
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- Please.
- Come on.
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GUARD 4: Holy shit!
One of the Psychos got out.
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PRISONER:
It's time to go insane!
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(GUARDS GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
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PRISONER: You're in my spot.
(GRUNTS)
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Put him down. Put him down.
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(GRUNTS)
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- (GRUNTS)
- ROLAND: Hey, easy.
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What do you, uh...
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What do you say
me and you be friends?
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(SOFTLY) Shit.
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(GROANS)
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Sorry, Knoxx.
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PRISONER: My girl.
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(GRUNTS)
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TINY TINA: Krieg,
what's up, man?
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You want some pancakes?
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KRIEG: My girl broken.
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ROLAND: It's Krieg, right?
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- (KRIEG GRUNTS)
- Yeah.
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What do you say you help me
get her outta here?
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- (GRUNTS AFFIRMATIVELY)
- Yeah.
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(HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?
BY THE HEAVY PLAYING)
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WOMAN: Of course,
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we can't all be
the daughter of Eridia,
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skipping down
the path of destiny.
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Some of us
have to work for a living.
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PRISONER: You don't have
to do this, you know.
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I mean, I can pay you.
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Yeah, whatever's in my wallet
right now, it's yours.
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Okay?
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WOMAN: Shut up
or I'll break your other arm.
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PRISONER: Oh, no,
one arm's good.
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That's fine.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(PRISONER GRUNTS)
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- WOMAN: 'Sup?
- Sorry.
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- Quinn.
- Lilith.
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We do have other seats,
you know.
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Then he won't have
any trouble finding one.
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Uh, not tonight.
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(KNOCKS ON TABLE) Top shelf.
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(TRILLING)
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Not sure how top
you think the shelves are.
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Eh, buy your kid
some dance lessons.
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Hot date?
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You remember that heist down
in Lectra City last month?
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Yeah, a couple of guards died.
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Yeah, well, this sad sack
was the trigger man.
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Listen, I never meant
to shoot anyone.
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I was... (GRUNTS)
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I'm getting too old
for this shit.
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Bounty hunting? Uh.
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It's for the young and stupid.
Am I right?
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You really want me
to answer that?
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I do not.
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Lilith.
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- Piss off.
- (CHUCKLES)
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I heard you were quite
the crusty old...
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(GROANS)
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Wait. Wait, wait.
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We, uh, maybe got off
on the wrong foot.
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You see, um...
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(EXHALES)
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I represent a very wealthy man
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who has a contract for you.
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I've got a job.
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Maybe next month.
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MAN 1: You collect on that scum
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dead or alive, right?
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QUINN: Hey.
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Not in here, big boy.
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We don't want any trouble.
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It's just, uh, our employer
is, uh, not one for waiting.
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Who is?
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(PATRONS CLAMORING)
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(MAN GROANS, THUDS)
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Are you with these assholes?
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Or are you just a fan
of violence?
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These gentlemen work
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or should I say "worked" for me?
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- (GROANS)
- (LILITH SIGHS)
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QUINN: I'll get Kimber
to clean this up.
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Thanks, Quinn.
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(ELECTRONIC STATIC)
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MAN 2: (OVER HOLOGRAM)
That was impressive.
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I warned them
not to underestimate you.
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My name is Deukalian Atlas.
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And, uh...
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Hold on.
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(CHUCKLES) This is...
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This is rather awkward.
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Hey, you there.
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Fat boy.
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Put me on.
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(STUTTERS) But she just
killed Frank and Wes.
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But she would never
shoot a man of your caliber.
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(AMBIGUOUSLY) Mm.
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As I was saying...
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(SOFTLY) Start walking.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
My name is Deukalian Atlas.
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President of the...
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The Atlas Corporation?
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Clue's in the name.
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Look, uh, this has been
a really long day.
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Can we just skip to,
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I don't know, whatever this is?
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ATLAS: Of course.
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My daughter has been kidnapped,
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and I need her returned to me.
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Bounty hunter, not babysitter.
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Haven't you got some
toy soldiers you can send?
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Yes, the Crimson Lance.
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Unfortunately, the kidnapper
is one of them.
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I need an outsider.
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Someone who knows
how to handle a planet
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full of Psychos, skags,
and vault hunters
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like they were born there.
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Your daughter's on Pandora?
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(SIGHS) Thoughts and prayers.
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But you couldn't pay me enough
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to set foot
on that shithole again.
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Are you sure about that?
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(BEEPS)
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Oh.
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Maybe you could.
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Okay, I'll start
when my current contract ends.
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(PRISONER GROANS)
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(BODY THUDS)
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(LILITH SIGHS)
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ATLAS: Seems like you're free
to start immediately.
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Give her the beacon.
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Activate this device
when you find my daughter
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and my people
will retrieve her.
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You haven't disappointed
so far, Lilith.
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I advise you not to start.
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(SOFTLY) Sorry.
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Oh, shit.
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(CREATURE SHRIEKS)
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(POD ENGINES ROARING)
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(POD POWERING DOWN)
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(LILITH GRUTS)
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(METAL CLANGING)
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Thank you for
flying Atlas transport pods.
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You've arrived
at your destination.
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Pandora.
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LILITH: Let me tell you
everything you need to know
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about Pandora.
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(CREATURE PANTING)
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- (GUNSHOT)
- (WHINES)
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It's a shithole.
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I should know. I'm from here.
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God, I hate this planet.
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It's the kind of place
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you don't ever wanna return to.
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So, the sooner I find the girl,
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the sooner I can
get the hell outta here.
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The soldier had hijacked
one of Atlas' shuttles
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and crash-landed here
months ago.
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There wasn't much left of it.
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It'd been stripped for parts
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and vandalized
by vault hunters.
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No way to know
if he and Tina even survived.
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Wanna know if you've seen her.
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But then I spoke
to some locals.
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Scavenger kids
barely scraping out a living.
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They told me
Tina and the soldier
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had passed through weeks ago
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heading north
towards Fyrestone.
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Then I ran
into some other locals.
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(HOLLERING) Run!
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LILITH: Psychos.
Murderous gangs.
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(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMING)
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It was time to catch a ride
and head north.
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(JINGLE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
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MAN: Hello, vault hunter.
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Need a ride?
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Yeah, I'm not
a vault hunter, but...
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Then welcome aboard.
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People inside, bags up top.
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Don't need
any explosives going pop.
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That is a mess to clean up,
believe me.
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- (MAN LAUGHS)
- (SIGHS)
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Hello, passenger.
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My name is Marcus.
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But of course,
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you're not here for small talk.
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You are here to find the vault.
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Uh, you can stop there.
262
00:11:52,364 --> 00:11:53,362
Not a vault hunter.
263
00:11:53,464 --> 00:11:54,331
Just need a ride.
264
00:11:54,433 --> 00:11:56,433
If you say so. (LAUGHS)
265
00:11:56,535 --> 00:11:57,901
(AD JINGLE PLAYING ON SCREEN)
266
00:12:01,201 --> 00:12:04,441
Well, hello,
brave vault hunter.
267
00:12:04,543 --> 00:12:06,776
So, you've come in search
268
00:12:06,879 --> 00:12:09,940
of the secret lost vault
of the Eridians,
269
00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:13,741
right here on Pandora!
270
00:12:13,843 --> 00:12:16,618
Do you want to be rich
beyond your wildest dreams?
271
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,547
First, you must find the keys,
272
00:12:18,649 --> 00:12:21,458
then the vault itself,
but it won't be easy.
273
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,392
Could you turn this shit off?
274
00:12:23,494 --> 00:12:24,457
Not a vault hunter.
275
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,060
No can do.
276
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:29,262
This bus is for transporting
vault hunters, so...
277
00:12:29,364 --> 00:12:32,398
(ON SCREEN) Will you be
the one to find the vault?
278
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:36,264
Ancient alien treasure filled
with high-tech secrets...
279
00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:38,233
Pandora is a dangerous place,
280
00:12:38,335 --> 00:12:40,504
so you need superior firepower.
281
00:12:40,606 --> 00:12:42,644
Prepare yourself
with one of Marcus' munitions.
282
00:12:42,747 --> 00:12:45,273
MARCUS: Next stop, Fyrestone,
283
00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:47,448
where all vault hunters begin.
284
00:12:47,550 --> 00:12:48,516
LILITH: Uh, no.
285
00:12:48,618 --> 00:12:51,248
Really, I am not...
286
00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:52,747
- (GEAR LEVER CRANKS)
- (BRAKES SCREECH)
287
00:12:54,094 --> 00:12:54,826
Thanks.
288
00:12:55,725 --> 00:12:57,662
Good luck, vault hunter.
289
00:12:57,764 --> 00:13:00,361
I hope you find
what you're searching for.
290
00:13:00,463 --> 00:13:02,328
(LAUGHS)
291
00:13:08,299 --> 00:13:09,808
(JINGLE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
292
00:13:14,312 --> 00:13:15,077
(SIGHS)
293
00:13:17,748 --> 00:13:19,741
(SLOW DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
294
00:13:48,414 --> 00:13:49,144
(GRAVEL SHIFTING)
295
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,888
LILITH: Two weeks on the trail,
296
00:13:58,990 --> 00:14:00,958
and it was as cold
as Pandora's moons.
297
00:14:02,454 --> 00:14:05,259
Tina and the soldier
were long gone.
298
00:14:05,361 --> 00:14:09,197
I needed a miracle,
but I got something else.
299
00:14:10,536 --> 00:14:12,299
(CREATURE CHITTERING)
300
00:14:22,848 --> 00:14:25,350
- (METAL CLANGS)
- MALE VOICE: My eye!
301
00:14:25,452 --> 00:14:27,451
You shot me in my eye!
302
00:14:27,553 --> 00:14:28,750
You blinded me for life!
303
00:14:28,852 --> 00:14:30,717
How will I manage to survive?
304
00:14:30,819 --> 00:14:32,550
I'm just kidding!
305
00:14:32,652 --> 00:14:35,584
I was designed to withstand
all kinds of violent acts,
306
00:14:35,686 --> 00:14:38,529
even completely
unjustified ones like yours.
307
00:14:38,631 --> 00:14:40,124
Now, I bet you're wondering,
308
00:14:40,226 --> 00:14:42,090
what's the deal with this thing?
309
00:14:42,192 --> 00:14:43,258
Uh, no, I'm not.
310
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,692
I'm programmed for humor,
311
00:14:44,794 --> 00:14:46,533
so I will process that
as "witty banter."
312
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:47,604
Beat it.
313
00:14:47,706 --> 00:14:50,633
I'm a Hyperion brand CL4P-TP,
314
00:14:50,735 --> 00:14:53,268
possibly the last of my kind
still in service.
315
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:54,407
But you can call me...
316
00:14:55,238 --> 00:14:56,440
Whoopsie! Ha!
317
00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:58,541
You accidentally shot me
in the face again.
318
00:14:58,643 --> 00:15:00,382
As I was saying,
you can call me Claptrap.
319
00:15:00,485 --> 00:15:01,817
(GUNSHOT)
320
00:15:01,919 --> 00:15:03,452
You know,
I can do this all night,
321
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:04,755
so piss off.
322
00:15:04,857 --> 00:15:05,822
CLAPTRAP: Believe me,
I wish I could
323
00:15:05,924 --> 00:15:07,151
based on what little
I've experienced
324
00:15:07,253 --> 00:15:09,460
of your horrendous personality.
325
00:15:09,562 --> 00:15:11,252
But I have no choice.
326
00:15:11,354 --> 00:15:12,759
What do you mean?
327
00:15:12,861 --> 00:15:14,265
Did Atlas send you?
328
00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:15,798
Atlas? Yuck!
329
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,264
I don't work
for the competition.
330
00:15:17,366 --> 00:15:19,570
No, I've been lying dormant
under a garbage heap
331
00:15:19,672 --> 00:15:21,739
for... calculating... 36 years!
332
00:15:21,841 --> 00:15:23,803
But the moment
you landed on Pandora,
333
00:15:23,905 --> 00:15:25,604
I was reactivated
334
00:15:25,706 --> 00:15:28,271
because I've been programmed
to help you upon your return!
335
00:15:28,373 --> 00:15:29,445
No one knew I was coming here.
336
00:15:29,547 --> 00:15:31,239
Not even me.
337
00:15:31,341 --> 00:15:32,415
Who programmed you?
338
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:33,951
I don't know!
339
00:15:34,053 --> 00:15:35,776
Which is a shame,
because you're an awful person
340
00:15:35,878 --> 00:15:37,812
and I'd love to know
who to blame for this.
341
00:15:37,914 --> 00:15:40,281
Since I don't, I have
no choice but to serve you
342
00:15:40,383 --> 00:15:41,957
until you're dead.
343
00:15:42,059 --> 00:15:43,925
Did that sound like a threat?
Sorry.
344
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,354
Anyway, as long as
you're not dead,
345
00:15:46,456 --> 00:15:47,630
- I'm here to help.
- Oh.
346
00:15:47,732 --> 00:15:49,266
And I have many skills.
347
00:15:49,369 --> 00:15:51,160
Balancing.
348
00:15:51,262 --> 00:15:52,536
Turning in circles.
349
00:15:52,638 --> 00:15:54,266
I don't need a partner.
350
00:15:54,368 --> 00:15:56,540
Uh, I can also access
the ECHOnet.
351
00:15:56,642 --> 00:15:58,708
Did you say "ECHOnet"?
352
00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:00,271
Can you use it to find someone?
353
00:16:00,373 --> 00:16:01,808
Of course.
Just show me a picture.
354
00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:03,308
I'll hack and search
355
00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:05,179
its slowly dying
visual banks for matches
356
00:16:05,281 --> 00:16:07,383
and find your target's
last known location.
357
00:16:07,486 --> 00:16:08,643
Find her.
358
00:16:08,745 --> 00:16:10,553
She was last seen
outside Fyrestone.
359
00:16:10,655 --> 00:16:13,550
Accessing network.
360
00:16:13,652 --> 00:16:15,189
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
361
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:16,960
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
362
00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:18,929
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
363
00:16:19,031 --> 00:16:20,622
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
364
00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:22,727
Could you do it
without the singing?
365
00:16:22,829 --> 00:16:24,561
Yes!
366
00:16:24,663 --> 00:16:25,861
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
367
00:16:26,504 --> 00:16:27,869
Done!
368
00:16:27,971 --> 00:16:29,401
Your target was last recorded
369
00:16:29,504 --> 00:16:31,740
near an abandoned quarry
in the Tundra Express!
370
00:16:31,842 --> 00:16:33,978
It's only 132 days on foot
371
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,876
with a 98% chance of being
eaten by a Craw maggot!
372
00:16:36,978 --> 00:16:39,309
I like those odds!
373
00:16:39,411 --> 00:16:40,645
We're gonna need some wheels.
374
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:46,249
That's the Crimson Lance,
Atlas' private army.
375
00:16:46,351 --> 00:16:47,690
What are they doing here?
376
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,684
Oh, just a guess here.
377
00:16:49,786 --> 00:16:52,525
Exactly the same thing
you're doing.
378
00:16:52,627 --> 00:16:55,559
LILITH: And the Lance
teaming up with the Psychos?
379
00:16:55,661 --> 00:16:57,099
CLAPTRAP:
It seems like Atlas will hire
380
00:16:57,201 --> 00:16:59,034
just about anyone
to find his daughter.
381
00:16:59,136 --> 00:17:01,468
LILITH: Concentrating.
CLAPTRAP: Sorry.
382
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:06,402
Huh. The Lance are leaving.
383
00:17:06,504 --> 00:17:07,877
I guess they didn't find her.
384
00:17:07,979 --> 00:17:09,745
PSYCHO: No more Mommy!
(LAUGHING)
385
00:17:09,847 --> 00:17:11,973
Free lunch! Hot delivery!
386
00:17:14,513 --> 00:17:16,186
- (THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
- Huh?
387
00:17:16,686 --> 00:17:17,682
(GRUNTS)
388
00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:21,521
(SCAVENGER KIDS CLAMORING)
389
00:17:24,527 --> 00:17:27,257
That was so out of character
to save those children.
390
00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:28,697
Well, I needed a ride.
391
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:30,099
For a second there,
392
00:17:30,201 --> 00:17:32,099
I thought you weren't
a horrible person.
393
00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:34,730
Phew! The world
makes sense again.
394
00:17:34,832 --> 00:17:36,473
Now, there's only room
for one up front,
395
00:17:36,575 --> 00:17:37,773
but worry not.
396
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,671
I can sit on your lap.
397
00:17:42,382 --> 00:17:43,441
Lilith!
398
00:17:43,543 --> 00:17:45,743
You accidentally locked me
in the back!
399
00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:48,614
Lilith!
400
00:17:52,724 --> 00:17:54,048
(CREATURE SHRIEKS)
401
00:17:58,589 --> 00:18:00,362
(THRILLING MUSIC CONTINUES)
402
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,782
Please drain my battery.
403
00:18:19,884 --> 00:18:20,913
Put me back to sleep.
404
00:18:21,015 --> 00:18:22,687
I won't tell.
405
00:18:22,789 --> 00:18:23,919
You said you wanted to help.
406
00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,648
I said I'm programmed to help.
407
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:27,757
What I want to do
is wipe my memory,
408
00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:29,785
you horrendous she-devil.
409
00:18:29,888 --> 00:18:31,954
Are you sure these
are the right coordinates?
410
00:18:32,056 --> 00:18:34,631
Yes. This is the last known
location of your quarry.
411
00:18:34,733 --> 00:18:37,364
Get it? (LAUGHING)
412
00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:38,829
But it looks like
she's long gone by now.
413
00:18:41,969 --> 00:18:43,064
Does it?
414
00:18:48,471 --> 00:18:49,246
(METAL CREAKING)
415
00:18:53,984 --> 00:18:55,483
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
416
00:19:14,405 --> 00:19:16,768
You know, it's quite
a menagerie you've got here.
417
00:19:18,242 --> 00:19:21,971
You could start
your own Pandoran zoo.
418
00:19:28,578 --> 00:19:30,111
You must be Tina.
419
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:34,852
Name's Lilith.
420
00:19:35,651 --> 00:19:36,392
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
421
00:19:37,862 --> 00:19:39,725
So, that soldier...
422
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,757
who brought you here,
423
00:19:41,859 --> 00:19:43,058
is he playing
hide-and-seek, too?
424
00:19:43,801 --> 00:19:45,528
He left me.
425
00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:46,897
I haven't seen him in days.
426
00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:49,837
Well, I'm here to take you home
427
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,373
to your father.
428
00:19:52,475 --> 00:19:55,405
Yeah, he seems like
a real, uh, sweetheart.
429
00:19:55,507 --> 00:19:56,945
TINY TINA: What? My daddy?
430
00:19:57,047 --> 00:19:58,878
I get to see my daddy?
431
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,376
Really?
432
00:20:00,478 --> 00:20:01,579
I've been so afraid.
433
00:20:01,681 --> 00:20:02,852
- Yeah.
- TINY TINA: I've been scared.
434
00:20:02,954 --> 00:20:04,288
Speaking of your daddy...
435
00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:05,685
TINY TINA: The noises outside
really freaked me out.
436
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,047
I've just gotta let him know
that I got you safe...
437
00:20:07,149 --> 00:20:08,020
TINY TINA: I should probably
get my stuff.
438
00:20:08,122 --> 00:20:09,091
LILITH: Shit.
439
00:20:09,193 --> 00:20:11,952
TINY TINA:
I really love my daddy.
440
00:20:12,054 --> 00:20:14,791
He's such a nurturing
parental figure.
441
00:20:14,893 --> 00:20:16,663
Sure, I'll have to take
your word for it.
442
00:20:21,531 --> 00:20:22,763
Miss Lilith,
443
00:20:22,865 --> 00:20:24,869
can you grab my Badonkadonk?
444
00:20:26,074 --> 00:20:27,509
Your what now?
445
00:20:34,215 --> 00:20:35,982
(TOY LAUGHS, BEEPS)
446
00:20:36,084 --> 00:20:37,453
You little...
447
00:20:38,085 --> 00:20:39,686
(GRUNTS)
448
00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:46,764
TINY TINA: I love it
when bounty hunters drop by.
449
00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:48,590
Time to make it rain...
450
00:20:48,692 --> 00:20:49,766
with your body parts.
451
00:20:49,868 --> 00:20:50,800
(TINY TINA LAUGHS)
452
00:20:50,902 --> 00:20:52,226
(LILITH GRUNTING)
453
00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:59,467
(GRUNTS)
454
00:20:59,569 --> 00:21:01,109
TINY TINA: Hey.
455
00:21:01,211 --> 00:21:02,907
You still alive down there?
456
00:21:05,842 --> 00:21:08,776
CLAPTRAP: She seems deranged.
457
00:21:08,878 --> 00:21:10,453
You two have a lot in common.
458
00:21:13,192 --> 00:21:14,787
Only she's smaller,
nicer, cuter.
459
00:21:16,195 --> 00:21:17,825
Hope that wasn't
something important.
460
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,657
Fix this.
461
00:21:19,759 --> 00:21:21,659
CLAPTRAP:
Because, whoo, it's toast.
462
00:21:21,761 --> 00:21:23,790
(TINY TINA VOCALIZES
OPERATICALLY)
463
00:21:23,892 --> 00:21:25,160
TINY TINA: Where'd you go?
464
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,162
LILITH: Tina.
465
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,934
Look, I... I'm here to save you.
466
00:21:32,036 --> 00:21:33,843
TINY TINA: Do I look like
I need saving?
467
00:21:33,945 --> 00:21:35,706
'Cause I'm up here
468
00:21:35,808 --> 00:21:37,538
and you're all hiding
under a car.
469
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,839
Like a bitch!
470
00:21:38,941 --> 00:21:40,874
You get down here right now.
471
00:21:40,976 --> 00:21:43,788
(IN SING-SONG VOICE) Oh, Krieg!
472
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:45,015
(RHYTHMIC HORN BLARES)
473
00:21:47,585 --> 00:21:49,456
This fancy-ass woman
474
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,659
just pointed a gun
at your best friend.
475
00:21:53,089 --> 00:21:55,866
KRIEG: I will lick
your spine clean.
476
00:21:55,968 --> 00:21:58,001
Holed up with Psychos?
477
00:21:58,103 --> 00:22:01,069
He only used to be a Psycho.
478
00:22:01,171 --> 00:22:03,202
Now he's my big brother!
479
00:22:03,304 --> 00:22:04,870
CLAPTRAP: How sweet.
480
00:22:04,972 --> 00:22:06,204
One of you kill the other,
I'm gonna go get a coffee.
481
00:22:06,306 --> 00:22:08,203
(KRIEG GRUNTING)
482
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:14,451
- (KRIEG GRUNTS)
- (LILITH GASPS)
483
00:22:16,187 --> 00:22:17,979
Tell her what she's won, Krieg.
484
00:22:18,081 --> 00:22:19,951
KRIEG: You've walked
the wrong dog.
485
00:22:21,819 --> 00:22:23,719
CLAPTRAP: Shoot him in the face.
486
00:22:23,821 --> 00:22:24,725
Shoot him in the face again.
487
00:22:27,663 --> 00:22:29,028
It's not working.
Forget it. Abort. Go!
488
00:22:29,131 --> 00:22:30,192
Run, run!
489
00:22:30,935 --> 00:22:32,535
(KRIEG LAUGHING)
490
00:22:40,177 --> 00:22:41,742
(KRIEG GRUNTS, LAUGHS)
491
00:22:44,047 --> 00:22:45,416
(YELLING)
492
00:22:50,723 --> 00:22:52,748
(GRUNTS)
493
00:22:52,850 --> 00:22:54,757
(GASPS MOCKINGLY) Mine's bigger.
494
00:22:54,859 --> 00:22:55,855
(SIGHS)
495
00:22:57,697 --> 00:22:58,429
Listen.
496
00:22:59,328 --> 00:23:01,724
I was sent by your father.
497
00:23:01,826 --> 00:23:03,398
TINY TINA: Well, that's strange.
498
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,098
Because I don't
have a father, lady.
499
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,534
(LILITH SCOFFS)
500
00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:08,696
I know this planet
can mess with your mind.
501
00:23:08,798 --> 00:23:09,906
My mind is awesome.
502
00:23:10,008 --> 00:23:11,804
My mind's so cool.
503
00:23:11,906 --> 00:23:15,068
Listen, I don't wanna be here.
Nothing personal.
504
00:23:15,170 --> 00:23:16,277
So, if you could
just come with me,
505
00:23:16,379 --> 00:23:17,278
and you could talk to your dad
506
00:23:17,380 --> 00:23:18,944
and you guys can sort it out,
507
00:23:19,046 --> 00:23:20,011
- family style. And I can...
- (ENGINE WHOOSHES NEARBY)
508
00:23:21,218 --> 00:23:23,047
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
509
00:23:27,858 --> 00:23:30,285
TINY TINA: Nice work, lady.
You led 'em straight to me.
510
00:23:30,387 --> 00:23:34,091
KNOXX: So, Atlas sent
someone new to find the girl.
511
00:23:34,193 --> 00:23:37,092
Never would have thought
it was a scumbag vault hunter.
512
00:23:37,194 --> 00:23:39,635
Actually, I'm not
a scumbag vault hunter.
513
00:23:39,737 --> 00:23:42,133
CLAPTRAP: Actually,
she's a scumbag bounty hunter.
514
00:23:42,235 --> 00:23:44,272
LILITH: You know, it's not
my fault you suck at your job,
515
00:23:44,374 --> 00:23:46,100
whoever you are. Who are you?
516
00:23:46,202 --> 00:23:48,243
Commander Knoxx
of the Crimson Lance.
517
00:23:48,345 --> 00:23:49,944
And I'm taking the girl with me.
518
00:23:50,047 --> 00:23:51,178
Oh, yeah?
519
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:52,307
You and what army?
520
00:23:53,283 --> 00:23:54,749
The one right behind me.
521
00:23:58,684 --> 00:23:59,782
SOLDIER: Move, move.
522
00:23:59,884 --> 00:24:01,090
Charlie team, right side.
523
00:24:01,192 --> 00:24:02,757
On your lead, with me!
524
00:24:04,721 --> 00:24:05,687
Stay behind me.
525
00:24:05,789 --> 00:24:07,129
- I'll go.
- Wait.
526
00:24:07,231 --> 00:24:08,859
And if you're both nice,
527
00:24:08,961 --> 00:24:11,227
I'll put in a good word
with Daddy.
528
00:24:12,070 --> 00:24:13,163
Sounds good to me.
529
00:24:14,071 --> 00:24:15,701
Sergeant Russo,
530
00:24:15,803 --> 00:24:17,272
bring me a neurocollar
for the girl.
531
00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:18,865
RUSSO: Copy that, Commander.
532
00:24:18,967 --> 00:24:20,935
TINY TINA: A collar?
533
00:24:21,037 --> 00:24:22,310
(CHUCKLES) I love new jewelry.
534
00:24:22,412 --> 00:24:24,581
Yeah, I got you a gift, too.
535
00:24:26,115 --> 00:24:27,111
Catch.
536
00:24:28,715 --> 00:24:30,119
TOY: Will you be my friend?
537
00:24:30,221 --> 00:24:31,016
- (LAUGHS)
- Oh, shit!
538
00:24:31,957 --> 00:24:33,183
TINY TINA: Yes!
539
00:24:37,293 --> 00:24:38,353
(TINY TINA GASPS)
540
00:24:40,461 --> 00:24:41,994
- Come on!
- Hey!
541
00:24:44,068 --> 00:24:45,261
(BOTH GRUNTING)
542
00:24:49,767 --> 00:24:50,508
(CLAPTRAP SCREAMING)
543
00:24:57,114 --> 00:24:58,109
(SCREAMING)
544
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:03,114
(METAL CREAKING)
545
00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:05,723
LILITH: Oh, shit!
546
00:25:05,825 --> 00:25:06,887
Tina!
547
00:25:11,954 --> 00:25:13,022
(ENGINE WHOOSHING)
548
00:25:13,124 --> 00:25:14,488
KNOXX: Stop.
She's coming with me.
549
00:25:16,496 --> 00:25:17,667
(HORN HONKING)
550
00:25:22,540 --> 00:25:24,036
I leave you alone
for 10 minutes...
551
00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:25,834
Get in the car.
552
00:25:25,936 --> 00:25:27,077
It's okay. He's with me.
553
00:25:27,179 --> 00:25:28,243
LILITH: I wish I wasn't.
554
00:25:28,345 --> 00:25:29,877
ROLAND: Get in the car!
555
00:25:32,049 --> 00:25:33,215
Go, go!
556
00:25:33,317 --> 00:25:35,344
(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
557
00:25:40,523 --> 00:25:42,223
CLAPTRAP: Lilith, wait for me!
558
00:25:42,325 --> 00:25:43,191
What did I tell you?
559
00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:45,227
Minimal explosions.
560
00:25:45,329 --> 00:25:47,097
No, I said no explosions!
561
00:25:47,199 --> 00:25:48,363
Who the hell are you?
562
00:25:48,465 --> 00:25:50,257
This is Lilith. My dad sent her.
563
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,799
Oh. She's a scumbag
bounty hunter.
564
00:25:52,901 --> 00:25:55,362
No, I am a high-end
bounty hunter, pal.
565
00:25:55,464 --> 00:25:56,901
- ROLAND: No.
- And letting kids get shot at
566
00:25:57,003 --> 00:25:58,272
was not part
of my job description.
567
00:25:58,374 --> 00:25:59,407
Oh, I bet it wasn't.
568
00:25:59,509 --> 00:26:01,369
CLAPTRAP: Lilith. Lilith.
569
00:26:01,471 --> 00:26:03,979
You inadvertently left
your best friend behind!
570
00:26:04,081 --> 00:26:05,715
To die!
571
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,048
Lilith!
572
00:26:16,194 --> 00:26:17,595
Move, move, move!
573
00:26:20,389 --> 00:26:21,264
CLAPTRAP: Hey!
No pressure or anything
574
00:26:21,366 --> 00:26:23,060
but I'd love to come inside,
575
00:26:23,163 --> 00:26:24,735
- if you get a chance.
- What are you doing?
576
00:26:24,837 --> 00:26:27,468
CLAPTRAP: Just hoping you can
reach out and scoop me up.
577
00:26:27,570 --> 00:26:28,606
You don't have to stop, just...
578
00:26:29,941 --> 00:26:31,274
Hey!
579
00:26:31,376 --> 00:26:32,901
Go easy on the merchandise.
580
00:26:33,003 --> 00:26:34,403
ROLAND: Here they come!
581
00:26:38,475 --> 00:26:41,149
KNOXX: All units,
you are now weapons free!
582
00:26:41,251 --> 00:26:42,543
Take them down!
583
00:26:49,888 --> 00:26:51,156
Damn it! You know what?
584
00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:53,290
You drive.
585
00:27:05,242 --> 00:27:06,440
(BEEPING)
586
00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:07,968
You programmed to steer?
587
00:27:08,070 --> 00:27:08,811
CLAPTRAP: Who, me?
588
00:27:12,249 --> 00:27:13,215
(GRUNTING)
589
00:27:13,317 --> 00:27:14,080
(SOLDIER SCREAMS)
590
00:27:16,047 --> 00:27:17,511
Who's driving the damn truck?
591
00:27:17,613 --> 00:27:19,389
CLAPTRAP:
♪ Driving, driving, driving ♪
592
00:27:19,491 --> 00:27:20,587
♪ I'm so good at driving ♪
593
00:27:20,689 --> 00:27:21,949
♪ I'm a robot driver ♪
594
00:27:22,051 --> 00:27:22,792
(CLAPTRAP SCREAMS)
595
00:27:30,998 --> 00:27:32,393
SOLDIER 1:
Locking on target, ma'am.
596
00:27:32,496 --> 00:27:34,133
- (BEACON BEEPING RAPIDLY)
- We got a problem!
597
00:27:35,505 --> 00:27:36,300
ROLAND: Brace for impact!
598
00:27:38,343 --> 00:27:39,474
CLAPTRAP: Holy underwear!
599
00:27:39,576 --> 00:27:41,041
(THRILLING MUSIC CONTINUES)
600
00:27:45,483 --> 00:27:47,443
I told you to drive. Damn it.
601
00:27:55,959 --> 00:27:58,729
Bandit one, four,
up on the right. Cut 'em off.
602
00:28:02,465 --> 00:28:03,459
They got us pinned.
603
00:28:05,503 --> 00:28:07,702
Not yet they don't. Hold on.
604
00:28:07,804 --> 00:28:08,739
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- (CLAPTRAP SCREAMS)
605
00:28:11,275 --> 00:28:12,501
(ALL GRUNTING)
606
00:28:18,014 --> 00:28:19,882
- Brace yourselves.
- LILITH: What are you doing?
607
00:28:21,651 --> 00:28:23,017
(TINY TINA AND KRIEG SCREAMING)
608
00:28:33,531 --> 00:28:35,491
LILITH: That was a terrible idea
609
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:37,266
but it worked.
610
00:28:37,368 --> 00:28:38,428
ROLAND: Mm, maybe.
611
00:28:40,062 --> 00:28:41,068
Where are we?
612
00:28:42,702 --> 00:28:44,170
Pisswash gully.
613
00:28:47,645 --> 00:28:49,610
TINY TINA:
What's that smell? Ugh.
614
00:28:49,712 --> 00:28:51,247
- Put the window up.
- Why?
615
00:28:51,349 --> 00:28:52,481
Put the window up!
616
00:28:52,583 --> 00:28:54,280
TINY TINA: What is that smell?
617
00:28:54,382 --> 00:28:55,818
CLAPTRAP: What is this "smell"
thing everyone talks about?
618
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,545
- Listen to what I just said!
- I don't want to!
619
00:28:57,647 --> 00:28:59,121
- Roll the window up!
- Don't tell me what to...
620
00:28:59,224 --> 00:28:59,955
(SCREAMS)
621
00:29:01,924 --> 00:29:03,952
- (KRIEG GRUNTS, LAUGHS)
- (SCREAMING)
622
00:29:04,054 --> 00:29:05,955
It's in my mouth!
623
00:29:06,057 --> 00:29:07,593
KRIEG: Sardine showers.
624
00:29:07,695 --> 00:29:09,259
It's pee. It's pee.
625
00:29:09,362 --> 00:29:11,800
Now I got pee
all in the middle of my truck.
626
00:29:11,902 --> 00:29:13,598
CLAPTRAP: Correction.
It's 67% urine...
627
00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:15,262
14% fecal...
628
00:29:15,364 --> 00:29:16,906
- (THRESHER ROARS)
- (YELPS)
629
00:29:22,347 --> 00:29:23,704
(TIRES SCREECHING)
630
00:29:25,109 --> 00:29:26,740
- Oh!
- LILITH: Look out!
631
00:29:27,385 --> 00:29:28,643
(TIRES SCREECHING)
632
00:29:30,454 --> 00:29:31,481
CLAPTRAP: Oh, God!
633
00:29:33,358 --> 00:29:34,589
Don't nobody move.
634
00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:35,421
I'm not about to die in this...
635
00:29:35,523 --> 00:29:36,653
Shut up.
636
00:29:36,756 --> 00:29:37,894
(BUBBLING)
637
00:29:41,133 --> 00:29:42,228
Okay.
638
00:29:43,566 --> 00:29:44,798
LILITH: Is that...
639
00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:46,126
TINY TINA:
This don't look so good.
640
00:29:46,228 --> 00:29:46,969
LILITH: Yes, it is.
641
00:29:49,234 --> 00:29:50,533
CLAPTRAP:
That thing looks angry!
642
00:29:50,635 --> 00:29:52,139
- Do you wanna press reverse?
- CLAPTRAP: Or hungry.
643
00:29:52,607 --> 00:29:54,372
(ENGINE REVVING)
644
00:29:54,474 --> 00:29:55,609
Oh, my God. It's gonna kill us.
It's gonna kill us.
645
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:56,677
ROLAND: Wait a second.
646
00:29:56,779 --> 00:29:58,275
Do you want me to press reverse?
647
00:29:58,377 --> 00:29:59,348
ROLAND: No, I don't
want you to do nothing!
648
00:29:59,450 --> 00:30:01,016
(THRESHER SHRIEKING)
649
00:30:03,587 --> 00:30:04,822
TINY TINA: Oh, my God!
650
00:30:08,824 --> 00:30:10,091
LILITH: Your friends are back.
651
00:30:14,423 --> 00:30:16,564
KNOXX: Roland, don't be stupid.
652
00:30:16,666 --> 00:30:18,125
Just give us the girl.
653
00:30:18,227 --> 00:30:20,329
(THRESHER ROARING)
654
00:30:20,431 --> 00:30:23,368
Everybody, buckle up.
I got a plan.
655
00:30:25,643 --> 00:30:26,635
CLAPTRAP: Somebody hold me!
656
00:30:28,338 --> 00:30:29,605
Seriously, I have no seat belt!
657
00:30:30,813 --> 00:30:33,180
Roland, what are you doing?
658
00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:36,447
- Go, go, go!
- ROLAND: Hold on!
659
00:30:41,352 --> 00:30:42,387
- Hold it!
- CLAPTRAP: No, no, no!
660
00:30:49,697 --> 00:30:50,824
(ALL GRUNTING)
661
00:30:52,370 --> 00:30:54,168
(BELLOWS)
662
00:30:57,674 --> 00:30:58,438
(TIRE TREAD SPUTTERING)
663
00:30:58,540 --> 00:30:59,673
Shit.
664
00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:00,911
Feels like we blew a tire.
665
00:31:01,678 --> 00:31:03,677
You call that a plan?
666
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:05,415
It worked, didn't it?
667
00:31:05,517 --> 00:31:06,477
Feel free to applaud.
668
00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:08,677
(LILITH SCOFFS)
669
00:31:09,783 --> 00:31:11,246
(KRIEG LAUGHING)
670
00:31:11,348 --> 00:31:12,751
CLAPTRAP: Yay for not dying!
671
00:31:12,853 --> 00:31:14,557
(TINY TINA SQUEALS)
672
00:31:14,659 --> 00:31:16,388
(SLOW DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
673
00:31:36,380 --> 00:31:37,112
Nothing.
674
00:31:39,512 --> 00:31:41,718
- You stay here and keep watch.
- CLAPTRAP: Okay.
675
00:31:41,820 --> 00:31:43,651
But it's you
they don't seem to trust.
676
00:31:43,753 --> 00:31:45,615
And who can blame them?
677
00:31:45,717 --> 00:31:48,090
♪ Scanning, scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
678
00:31:48,888 --> 00:31:50,092
(ROLAND GRUNTS)
679
00:31:54,597 --> 00:31:55,796
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
680
00:31:55,898 --> 00:31:58,430
They should be after us by now.
681
00:32:00,229 --> 00:32:01,598
(ROLAND GRUNTS)
682
00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:04,497
ROLAND: Stingrays won't pursue
without ground support.
683
00:32:04,599 --> 00:32:06,168
Knoxx'll wait on reinforcements.
684
00:32:06,270 --> 00:32:07,439
Let it down, big guy.
685
00:32:09,178 --> 00:32:11,440
Before you added kidnapping
to your resume
686
00:32:11,542 --> 00:32:13,348
you were an officer
in Crimson Lance.
687
00:32:13,450 --> 00:32:14,784
Right?
688
00:32:14,886 --> 00:32:17,147
Roland didn't kidnap me.
He saved me.
689
00:32:17,249 --> 00:32:18,620
LILITH: Saved you from what?
690
00:32:18,722 --> 00:32:20,318
A life of ease and plenty?
691
00:32:20,420 --> 00:32:22,459
My daddy thinks
I'm the daughter of Eridia.
692
00:32:22,561 --> 00:32:24,185
I can open the vault.
693
00:32:24,287 --> 00:32:25,287
LILITH: The vault?
694
00:32:25,389 --> 00:32:26,997
That's what this shit is about?
695
00:32:28,590 --> 00:32:30,328
You stole her for yourself.
696
00:32:30,430 --> 00:32:33,330
Now, do you know
how many people have died
697
00:32:33,432 --> 00:32:34,337
looking for that hole
in the dirt?
698
00:32:34,439 --> 00:32:36,165
Well, I do.
699
00:32:36,267 --> 00:32:37,599
My mother was one of them.
700
00:32:37,701 --> 00:32:39,675
We have something they don't,
baby girl.
701
00:32:39,777 --> 00:32:41,173
Oh, let me guess. What? Spirit?
702
00:32:41,275 --> 00:32:43,145
Can-do attitude?
The power of friendship?
703
00:32:44,548 --> 00:32:45,477
A conscience.
704
00:32:46,442 --> 00:32:47,642
Whatever's in that vault,
705
00:32:47,745 --> 00:32:48,852
a man like Atlas
can never get his hands on it.
706
00:32:48,954 --> 00:32:50,317
- All right, Roland, calm down.
- ROLAND: No!
707
00:32:50,419 --> 00:32:52,683
She's a scumbag bounty hunter
who works for Atlas.
708
00:32:52,785 --> 00:32:55,215
What, and you think your band
of merry heroes can stop him?
709
00:32:55,317 --> 00:32:56,519
Oh, we can try.
710
00:32:56,622 --> 00:32:58,388
We just can't watch our backs
while doing it.
711
00:32:58,490 --> 00:33:00,353
So, do me a favor.
Take your weapon.
712
00:33:00,455 --> 00:33:01,796
Toss it over here.
713
00:33:01,898 --> 00:33:03,562
Grab some supplies, take a walk.
714
00:33:03,664 --> 00:33:07,162
You know, when Atlas finds out
about that party back there,
715
00:33:07,264 --> 00:33:08,434
I'm as good as dead.
716
00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:10,436
So, like it or not...
717
00:33:11,775 --> 00:33:12,867
we're on the same side.
718
00:33:14,676 --> 00:33:15,771
(SIGHS)
719
00:33:22,151 --> 00:33:25,415
A side without an army,
I might add.
720
00:33:25,517 --> 00:33:28,252
So, I hope
you got a better plan than
721
00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:30,291
driving down
a thresher's gullet.
722
00:33:31,428 --> 00:33:32,695
No.
723
00:33:32,797 --> 00:33:33,657
But I know someone who does.
724
00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:36,891
A scientist, a vault expert.
725
00:33:36,993 --> 00:33:39,900
It was her idea to break
Tina out and collect the keys.
726
00:33:40,002 --> 00:33:41,669
One key down, two more to go.
727
00:33:41,771 --> 00:33:43,634
And, of course, me.
728
00:33:44,509 --> 00:33:45,740
ROLAND: Load up.
729
00:33:45,842 --> 00:33:47,708
Next stop, Sanctuary City.
730
00:33:47,810 --> 00:33:48,608
CLAPTRAP: All right!
731
00:33:48,711 --> 00:33:49,841
Road trip!
732
00:33:49,943 --> 00:33:51,574
(LILITH SIGHS)
733
00:33:51,676 --> 00:33:53,050
(SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE
BY MUSE PLAYING)
734
00:33:54,478 --> 00:33:55,349
ROLAND: All right, mask up.
735
00:33:56,722 --> 00:33:57,846
We wanna keep a low profile.
736
00:33:59,657 --> 00:34:00,420
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
737
00:34:01,990 --> 00:34:03,725
SOLDIER 1: Market clear.
738
00:34:03,827 --> 00:34:04,927
SOLDIER 2: Copy that.
739
00:34:05,063 --> 00:34:06,528
LILITH: Oh, this place
sure has changed,
740
00:34:06,630 --> 00:34:08,121
for the worse.
741
00:34:08,290 --> 00:34:08,923
CUSTOMER: Back off. Back off!
SOLDIER 3: Heading to Gate 23.
742
00:34:10,502 --> 00:34:11,865
ROLAND: Oh, my.
743
00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:13,295
Who's this handsome devil?
744
00:34:13,397 --> 00:34:14,335
He's a badass killer.
745
00:34:15,733 --> 00:34:18,807
And the reward's
just gone up to 150 grand.
746
00:34:18,909 --> 00:34:19,908
ROLAND: Looks like you're not
747
00:34:20,010 --> 00:34:21,634
the only one
that's special, kid.
748
00:34:21,736 --> 00:34:23,771
KRIEG: Cannibal frog convention!
749
00:34:23,874 --> 00:34:25,546
- (CHOMPS LOUDLY)
- LILITH: Okay, so we're here.
750
00:34:25,649 --> 00:34:26,641
Now what?
751
00:34:26,743 --> 00:34:27,783
ROLAND: I need
to locate my contact.
752
00:34:27,885 --> 00:34:29,284
Moxxi will know how to find her.
753
00:34:29,917 --> 00:34:30,918
LILITH: Moxxi?
754
00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:32,248
ROLAND: Yeah. You know her?
755
00:34:32,350 --> 00:34:33,546
LILITH: Yeah, kind of.
756
00:34:33,648 --> 00:34:35,048
I mean, it's been a while.
757
00:34:35,184 --> 00:34:36,384
TINY TINA: Would you be a doll
and hold this? Thank you.
758
00:34:36,486 --> 00:34:38,619
Kriegy! Give me a ride.
759
00:34:38,721 --> 00:34:40,160
- LILITH: Hey.
- (KRIEG CHUCKLES)
760
00:34:40,262 --> 00:34:41,597
LILITH:
We're trying to stay low-key.
761
00:34:41,699 --> 00:34:43,395
Hey. Did you find
762
00:34:43,497 --> 00:34:45,966
what you were looking for
in Fyrestone?
763
00:34:46,068 --> 00:34:47,495
Never seen you before, stranger.
764
00:34:47,597 --> 00:34:50,904
Nice try, Miss Vladof Infinity.
765
00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:52,899
I never forget a gun.
766
00:34:53,001 --> 00:34:56,438
What are you up to now,
Not-A-Vault-Hunter?
767
00:34:56,540 --> 00:34:57,611
TINY TINA: She's vault hunting.
768
00:34:57,713 --> 00:34:58,810
(LAUGHS)
769
00:34:58,913 --> 00:35:00,584
I knew it.
770
00:35:00,686 --> 00:35:01,415
I told you, I knew it.
771
00:35:03,381 --> 00:35:05,122
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
772
00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:13,862
Well, well, well.
773
00:35:13,964 --> 00:35:15,965
Look what the skag dragged in.
774
00:35:16,067 --> 00:35:17,563
- ROLAND: Hey, Mox.
- Get on in there.
775
00:35:18,594 --> 00:35:21,171
Oh, you are most welcome.
776
00:35:28,541 --> 00:35:30,845
Milkshake for
my little sugarplum,
777
00:35:30,947 --> 00:35:32,947
and drinks for my friends.
778
00:35:33,049 --> 00:35:35,542
I got something to show you.
779
00:35:35,644 --> 00:35:37,653
Everyone, come over here.
780
00:35:37,755 --> 00:35:39,852
Step into my office.
781
00:35:39,954 --> 00:35:40,982
MAN: Roland?
782
00:35:42,927 --> 00:35:44,755
- Roland.
- ROLAND: I got it.
783
00:35:46,830 --> 00:35:48,389
CLAPTRAP: Excuse me.
784
00:35:48,491 --> 00:35:49,492
I knew it was you.
785
00:35:49,594 --> 00:35:51,660
- Oh, my God.
- ROLAND: Hey, Larry.
786
00:35:51,762 --> 00:35:53,702
You probably
don't remember me, but
787
00:35:53,804 --> 00:35:55,865
I sure remember you.
788
00:35:57,436 --> 00:35:58,906
Your mama was a good woman.
789
00:35:59,008 --> 00:36:02,036
Yeah, well, wouldn't know.
790
00:36:03,644 --> 00:36:06,183
All right. So,
where is this, uh, scientist?
791
00:36:08,018 --> 00:36:09,545
So, this is where you're headed.
792
00:36:09,647 --> 00:36:11,744
You go all the way
up those stairs
793
00:36:11,846 --> 00:36:14,022
and right there is the elevator.
794
00:36:14,124 --> 00:36:15,724
- LILITH: Mm-hm.
- Push the button.
795
00:36:15,826 --> 00:36:17,018
Passcode's "ECHO."
796
00:36:17,861 --> 00:36:18,822
- ECHO?
- ECHO.
797
00:36:20,823 --> 00:36:22,496
You sure it's safe
to stay there?
798
00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:25,562
Yeah, as long as this one here
don't blow up the joint.
799
00:36:25,664 --> 00:36:27,661
How's that milkshake there,
sugar pie?
800
00:36:27,763 --> 00:36:28,634
(BOTH GRUNTING AFFIRMATIVELY)
801
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,400
Listen.
802
00:36:31,502 --> 00:36:32,638
For whatever it's worth...
803
00:36:33,936 --> 00:36:37,170
I'm real happy
that you came back home.
804
00:36:37,272 --> 00:36:40,116
And I hope that you know
how much your mama loved you.
805
00:36:40,218 --> 00:36:42,577
She always told me
how special you were.
806
00:36:42,679 --> 00:36:44,012
You know, I appreciate the help.
807
00:36:45,154 --> 00:36:46,080
Let's just leave it at that.
808
00:36:49,022 --> 00:36:50,357
Right.
809
00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:51,589
When they were chasing you,
I was like,
810
00:36:51,691 --> 00:36:52,622
"Hey, don't shoot that guy.
He's my roomie."
811
00:36:52,724 --> 00:36:54,625
- You... You said that?
- Yeah, man.
812
00:36:54,727 --> 00:36:56,827
(LAUGHS) Hey, you see
your bounty went up?
813
00:36:57,726 --> 00:36:58,700
- My?
- Your bounty.
814
00:36:58,802 --> 00:37:00,133
Get outta here.
815
00:37:00,235 --> 00:37:01,694
Knoxx is on the warpath, stud.
816
00:37:01,796 --> 00:37:03,371
What'd you do to her, man?
817
00:37:03,473 --> 00:37:05,637
Man, I kind of... kind of
ghosted her, you know?
818
00:37:05,739 --> 00:37:08,071
Yeah, you did, man.
You ghosted all of us, man.
819
00:37:08,174 --> 00:37:09,675
(LAUGHING)
820
00:37:10,681 --> 00:37:11,413
Yeah.
821
00:37:13,174 --> 00:37:14,950
Anyway, man,
it was really good to see you.
822
00:37:15,052 --> 00:37:16,318
And, you know, you can trust me.
823
00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:19,418
We're friends, man.
I'm not gonna tell a soul.
824
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:20,755
Oh, Larry,
I'm not worried about you.
825
00:37:20,857 --> 00:37:22,089
You're my guy.
826
00:37:22,191 --> 00:37:24,755
You're my main man. (LAUGHS)
827
00:37:24,857 --> 00:37:26,791
I got a feeling you're not
going to tell anybody.
828
00:37:28,430 --> 00:37:29,728
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- (GROANING)
829
00:37:30,669 --> 00:37:31,991
(BODY THUDS)
830
00:37:32,093 --> 00:37:33,630
- (MOXXI SOFFS)
- Is he going to be okay?
831
00:37:33,732 --> 00:37:35,667
Well, he'll have
a hell of a hangover.
832
00:37:35,769 --> 00:37:38,669
Ooh, who knew electricity
provoked defecation?
833
00:37:38,771 --> 00:37:40,233
- LILITH: Hey.
- (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
834
00:37:42,113 --> 00:37:42,975
Y'all better
hustle out the back.
835
00:37:43,077 --> 00:37:44,078
Go out this way.
836
00:37:44,180 --> 00:37:45,940
I got these guys. Go on. Go on.
837
00:37:46,042 --> 00:37:48,780
- Claptrap, let's go.
- Go on. Go on. Go on.
838
00:37:48,882 --> 00:37:52,616
Your buddy boy here just drank
about 10 shots too many
839
00:37:52,718 --> 00:37:55,023
then he dropped
like a sack of potatoes.
840
00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:57,357
CLAPTRAP: I think you forgot me.
841
00:37:57,459 --> 00:38:01,463
Mm. And a tip
is always appreciated.
842
00:38:05,737 --> 00:38:06,765
(GIGGLES)
843
00:38:07,970 --> 00:38:09,101
All right.
844
00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:10,637
This looks like it.
845
00:38:12,072 --> 00:38:13,310
ECHO.
846
00:38:18,914 --> 00:38:19,910
ECHO?
847
00:38:21,150 --> 00:38:22,050
Sure that's the password?
848
00:38:22,152 --> 00:38:24,420
Maybe you gotta echo the "ECHO."
849
00:38:25,152 --> 00:38:26,888
ECHO. ECHO.
850
00:38:26,990 --> 00:38:28,083
LILITH: All right.
851
00:38:29,618 --> 00:38:30,953
(WHOOPING)
852
00:38:31,055 --> 00:38:33,162
You fools would literally
be dead without me.
853
00:38:33,264 --> 00:38:34,896
- You need me.
- ROLAND: Here we go.
854
00:38:34,998 --> 00:38:36,727
Come on, Claptrap.
855
00:38:36,830 --> 00:38:38,197
CLAPTRAP: Where are we going?
TINY TINA: Up.
856
00:38:38,299 --> 00:38:40,293
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
857
00:38:47,102 --> 00:38:48,672
LILITH: So, you trust
this woman?
858
00:38:48,774 --> 00:38:51,011
She's a xeno-archaeologist,
all right?
859
00:38:51,113 --> 00:38:52,841
She's a little odd.
860
00:38:52,943 --> 00:38:54,709
But she knows everything
about the vault.
861
00:38:54,811 --> 00:38:57,151
So, if she says something weird,
862
00:38:57,253 --> 00:38:58,649
don't let it get to you, okay?
863
00:38:58,751 --> 00:39:00,989
CLAPTRAP: I am 10
to the 100th power
864
00:39:01,091 --> 00:39:02,722
impressed with this place.
865
00:39:03,919 --> 00:39:05,885
TINY TINA: (CHUCKLES) Cool.
866
00:39:05,987 --> 00:39:07,862
Oh! I see you have the girl.
867
00:39:07,964 --> 00:39:09,264
That's right.
868
00:39:09,366 --> 00:39:10,829
WOMAN: Did you find
a vault key, too?
869
00:39:11,759 --> 00:39:13,934
Hi, I'm Tina.
870
00:39:14,036 --> 00:39:15,328
The special one.
871
00:39:15,970 --> 00:39:16,967
Huh.
872
00:39:19,877 --> 00:39:20,872
LILITH: Tannis.
873
00:39:22,981 --> 00:39:24,645
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
874
00:39:31,854 --> 00:39:32,587
Oh.
875
00:39:33,858 --> 00:39:35,315
Hello, Lilith.
876
00:39:37,395 --> 00:39:38,989
Okay, good.
So you guys know each other.
877
00:39:39,897 --> 00:39:40,925
Unfortunately.
878
00:39:42,033 --> 00:39:43,664
I'm not staying here.
879
00:39:44,802 --> 00:39:45,767
What?
880
00:39:45,869 --> 00:39:47,533
Okay.
881
00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:49,362
But you all smell
like thresher urine.
882
00:39:49,464 --> 00:39:51,869
And your wanted poster
just went up all over town.
883
00:39:51,971 --> 00:39:54,805
So, I suggest that you all
settle in and clean up.
884
00:39:54,907 --> 00:39:57,144
Now, the electroshower
is right over there.
885
00:39:57,246 --> 00:39:58,480
TINY TINA: Ooh, shower.
886
00:39:58,582 --> 00:40:00,448
LILITH: Hey, kids,
we're out of here. Let's go.
887
00:40:00,551 --> 00:40:02,108
Lilith? Hey, I get it.
There's history here.
888
00:40:02,210 --> 00:40:03,712
I don't even need
to know what it is.
889
00:40:03,814 --> 00:40:05,247
The point is that she's right.
890
00:40:05,349 --> 00:40:06,781
If there's a poster of me,
that means there's one of you.
891
00:40:06,883 --> 00:40:08,082
They're looking for all of us.
892
00:40:08,218 --> 00:40:08,957
I hate to say it,
but we don't have a choice.
893
00:40:09,059 --> 00:40:10,086
We gotta sit tight.
894
00:40:12,053 --> 00:40:13,721
Lilith, we don't have a choice.
895
00:40:13,823 --> 00:40:15,230
What is happening, Tannis?
896
00:40:15,332 --> 00:40:16,956
- TINY TINA: Electroshower.
- Wait.
897
00:40:17,058 --> 00:40:18,801
- Wait, guys.
- (BOTH WHOOPING)
898
00:40:18,903 --> 00:40:20,093
(KRIEG SNIFFING)
899
00:40:20,195 --> 00:40:22,364
- CLAPTRAP: Time to shower.
- Claptrap.
900
00:40:22,466 --> 00:40:23,906
♪ It's time for showering
Showering, time for some... ♪
901
00:40:24,008 --> 00:40:25,240
That's not... No.
902
00:40:25,342 --> 00:40:27,367
- (SCREAMING)
- ROLAND: Claptrap.
903
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,511
CLAPTRAP: Rebooting.
904
00:40:31,613 --> 00:40:32,746
Everybody,
just settle down, please.
905
00:40:33,742 --> 00:40:34,781
Settle down.
906
00:40:35,779 --> 00:40:37,011
Hey, hey! Settle down.
907
00:40:37,113 --> 00:40:38,244
CLAPTRAP:
Square root of 929,000...
908
00:40:38,413 --> 00:40:40,088
I am basing my assumption
that you're upset
909
00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:42,323
on your body language.
910
00:40:42,425 --> 00:40:44,560
LILITH:
Perceptive as ever, I see.
911
00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:49,730
Because of your mother?
912
00:40:50,431 --> 00:40:52,799
Uh, no, because of you.
913
00:40:54,071 --> 00:40:55,505
She trusted you...
914
00:40:57,371 --> 00:40:58,970
to take care of me.
915
00:41:00,144 --> 00:41:01,478
But you ran back here
916
00:41:01,580 --> 00:41:05,977
to chase after that mystical
Eridian vault bullshit.
917
00:41:07,251 --> 00:41:08,947
I left you with tradespeople.
918
00:41:10,315 --> 00:41:11,882
Oh.
919
00:41:11,984 --> 00:41:14,055
Yes. You mean
the murderers and thieves
920
00:41:14,157 --> 00:41:15,448
on the mining ship.
921
00:41:16,293 --> 00:41:17,824
It's what your mother wanted.
922
00:41:19,089 --> 00:41:21,029
She wanted me
to learn how to kill
923
00:41:21,131 --> 00:41:22,359
by the age of 10?
924
00:41:22,461 --> 00:41:24,290
How to survive.
925
00:41:24,392 --> 00:41:26,366
I had to come back here
to finish her work.
926
00:41:26,468 --> 00:41:28,230
She believed the Eridian vault
927
00:41:28,332 --> 00:41:30,571
had the power to change things
for the better and...
928
00:41:30,673 --> 00:41:33,334
She traded her daughter
for a waste of time.
929
00:41:36,773 --> 00:41:37,739
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
930
00:41:37,841 --> 00:41:39,615
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
931
00:41:50,995 --> 00:41:52,155
Go back inside.
932
00:41:53,195 --> 00:41:54,223
It's not safe.
933
00:41:55,298 --> 00:41:56,566
I can look after myself.
934
00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:59,063
Told you I'm special.
935
00:42:00,136 --> 00:42:01,230
Aren't we all?
936
00:42:02,137 --> 00:42:03,369
Yeah.
937
00:42:03,471 --> 00:42:04,840
They made me that way.
938
00:42:04,943 --> 00:42:06,070
Made you?
939
00:42:07,276 --> 00:42:08,501
What do you mean?
940
00:42:11,139 --> 00:42:12,914
Your father is Deukalian Atlas,
941
00:42:13,017 --> 00:42:14,247
isn't he?
942
00:42:14,349 --> 00:42:16,284
(SIGHS) Yes and no.
943
00:42:16,386 --> 00:42:19,118
Not a "yes or no" question.
944
00:42:19,220 --> 00:42:20,590
He's...
945
00:42:22,025 --> 00:42:22,922
my...
946
00:42:25,028 --> 00:42:26,728
creator.
947
00:42:28,292 --> 00:42:32,633
Atlas is bananapants obsessed
with the vault.
948
00:42:32,736 --> 00:42:36,569
He says only a daughter
of Eridia can open it.
949
00:42:36,671 --> 00:42:38,102
He found a piece
of the vault key,
950
00:42:40,034 --> 00:42:41,802
and on that piece
951
00:42:41,904 --> 00:42:44,009
was a tiny bit...
952
00:42:44,983 --> 00:42:45,948
of blood.
953
00:42:46,050 --> 00:42:47,716
Eridian blood.
954
00:42:49,253 --> 00:42:50,450
He cloned an Eridian.
955
00:42:50,552 --> 00:42:52,952
And guess who that Eridian is?
956
00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:56,087
Hmm. Is her name Tina?
957
00:42:57,060 --> 00:42:57,792
Boom.
958
00:42:59,163 --> 00:43:01,153
But it's all good.
959
00:43:01,255 --> 00:43:04,466
I don't care I grew up in a lab.
960
00:43:04,568 --> 00:43:06,961
I never wanted
a mother or a father.
961
00:43:07,063 --> 00:43:10,436
He created you to open a vault.
962
00:43:10,538 --> 00:43:12,770
God, what an asshole.
963
00:43:12,872 --> 00:43:14,710
(SCOFFS)
That's an understatement.
964
00:43:16,173 --> 00:43:18,807
He'll use whatever
technology's inside
965
00:43:18,909 --> 00:43:20,408
and make superweapons.
966
00:43:21,385 --> 00:43:23,752
The dude's got major issues.
967
00:43:25,554 --> 00:43:27,954
I'm just a product to Atlas.
968
00:43:29,225 --> 00:43:30,183
If he gets me,
969
00:43:30,285 --> 00:43:32,057
he's gonna make me
open the vault.
970
00:43:33,765 --> 00:43:35,995
Then he's just gonna lock me up
into another secret lab
971
00:43:37,026 --> 00:43:37,931
and do more experiments.
972
00:43:39,637 --> 00:43:41,104
(SOBBING) And if you saw
the things they did
973
00:43:41,206 --> 00:43:42,204
to the other clones...
974
00:43:42,306 --> 00:43:43,805
He's not gonna find you.
975
00:43:46,375 --> 00:43:47,105
(TINY TINA SNIFFLES)
976
00:43:56,246 --> 00:43:57,186
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)
977
00:43:57,288 --> 00:43:59,117
CLAPTRAP: Yo! Whassup?
978
00:44:00,057 --> 00:44:01,355
Yeah!
979
00:44:01,457 --> 00:44:03,292
Hey, there, sugar chips.
980
00:44:03,394 --> 00:44:04,821
You need a firmware update?
981
00:44:04,923 --> 00:44:06,385
MACHINE: Piss off, short stuff.
982
00:44:06,487 --> 00:44:08,093
CLAPTRAP: Someone needs
an oil change.
983
00:44:10,632 --> 00:44:13,866
My daddy always had a saying.
984
00:44:13,969 --> 00:44:17,063
Never trust a man
who can't hold his liquor.
985
00:44:17,165 --> 00:44:18,535
She tased me, all right?
986
00:44:18,637 --> 00:44:19,866
I love alcohol.
987
00:44:19,968 --> 00:44:20,969
I can be wild.
988
00:44:21,071 --> 00:44:22,335
MOXXI: As for that little girl,
989
00:44:22,437 --> 00:44:24,579
you don't think
the second I saw her,
990
00:44:24,681 --> 00:44:26,072
I wouldn't hand her
right over to you
991
00:44:26,174 --> 00:44:27,216
just to get rid of you?
992
00:44:27,318 --> 00:44:28,541
KNOXX: I admire the fight,
993
00:44:28,643 --> 00:44:30,543
but let me take you through
what happens next.
994
00:44:30,645 --> 00:44:32,149
CLAPTRAP: Spare parts!
KNOXX: We seal the city...
995
00:44:32,251 --> 00:44:34,088
CLAPTRAP: Anyone got
spare parts that I can use?
996
00:44:34,190 --> 00:44:34,955
Uh-oh.
997
00:44:36,361 --> 00:44:37,390
Hey, hey, that's his robot.
998
00:44:37,492 --> 00:44:38,692
It's an old CL4P...
999
00:44:38,794 --> 00:44:39,892
CLAPTRAP: Excuse me.
Coming through.
1000
00:44:39,994 --> 00:44:41,731
Got a computer virus.
Highly contagious.
1001
00:44:43,157 --> 00:44:44,192
Clear the street!
1002
00:44:44,294 --> 00:44:45,499
SOLDIER 1: You,
down on the ground.
1003
00:44:45,601 --> 00:44:46,659
SOLDIER 2: Move, move, move!
1004
00:44:49,136 --> 00:44:51,372
TANNIS: Now that we have
Tina and the first key,
1005
00:44:51,474 --> 00:44:52,808
I wanna show you this.
1006
00:44:54,612 --> 00:44:56,905
This is a mining journal
left behind
1007
00:44:57,007 --> 00:44:58,273
by a corporate bureaucrat.
1008
00:44:58,376 --> 00:45:00,248
He cataloged everything
the miners brought in,
1009
00:45:00,350 --> 00:45:01,447
most of it useless.
1010
00:45:01,549 --> 00:45:03,984
But on this page...
1011
00:45:08,687 --> 00:45:10,254
Another key.
1012
00:45:10,356 --> 00:45:13,255
He thought it was a useless
piece of Eridian pottery.
1013
00:45:13,357 --> 00:45:15,891
He had no clue
they'd found a vault key.
1014
00:45:15,993 --> 00:45:17,423
That makes two of three.
1015
00:45:17,525 --> 00:45:19,192
LILITH: So,
if this is the second key,
1016
00:45:19,294 --> 00:45:21,196
why don't you already have it?
1017
00:45:21,298 --> 00:45:23,531
Because the mine
is in Caustic Caverns.
1018
00:45:24,175 --> 00:45:26,034
Oh, shit.
1019
00:45:26,136 --> 00:45:27,975
CLAPTRAP: Danger! Red alert!
1020
00:45:28,077 --> 00:45:30,270
People, we need to move!
The soldiers, they're coming!
1021
00:45:30,372 --> 00:45:31,404
They have guns!
They're shooting!
1022
00:45:31,506 --> 00:45:32,478
- They're firing!
- Clappy, slow your roll.
1023
00:45:32,580 --> 00:45:33,880
What is the dealio?
1024
00:45:33,982 --> 00:45:36,476
The soldier woman
who really hates Roland,
1025
00:45:36,578 --> 00:45:39,051
which suggests
the two of them had some...
1026
00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:41,151
- Come on, get to the point.
- She was at the bar
1027
00:45:41,253 --> 00:45:43,225
interrogating Moxxi
and your friend Larry...
1028
00:45:43,327 --> 00:45:44,283
Was that his name?
1029
00:45:44,385 --> 00:45:45,987
Seemed like a decent roommate.
1030
00:45:46,089 --> 00:45:47,289
LILITH: Did they see you?
1031
00:45:47,392 --> 00:45:50,599
Do you promise
not to be angry if I say yes?
1032
00:45:50,701 --> 00:45:53,102
KNOXX: Lance units,
block all exits.
1033
00:45:53,204 --> 00:45:55,338
No one leaves.
1034
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,105
Get this thing out of here.
1035
00:45:57,208 --> 00:45:58,638
Masks off.
1036
00:45:58,740 --> 00:46:00,142
MARCUS: Of course, Commander.
1037
00:46:00,244 --> 00:46:02,241
Of course. Hey!
1038
00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:05,506
Double-perched custom Blaster
with ionized projectiles.
1039
00:46:05,608 --> 00:46:08,117
That'll outpace any
bone shredder on Pandora.
1040
00:46:08,219 --> 00:46:09,178
You wanna trade?
1041
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,949
I'll give you
special price, huh?
1042
00:46:11,051 --> 00:46:14,581
KNOXX: Sanctuary
is now on lockdown.
1043
00:46:14,683 --> 00:46:17,256
No one goes anywhere
until we find that robot.
1044
00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:20,621
Is there any way out of here
that doesn't involve garbage?
1045
00:46:22,199 --> 00:46:22,997
Um...
1046
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,158
No.
1047
00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:27,001
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1048
00:46:46,487 --> 00:46:47,521
What?
1049
00:46:47,623 --> 00:46:48,649
Did you guys wanna use it?
1050
00:46:52,787 --> 00:46:56,157
The entrance is underneath
all of that debris.
1051
00:46:56,260 --> 00:46:57,163
- Under there.
- (KRIEG GRUNTS)
1052
00:46:59,270 --> 00:47:00,226
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1053
00:47:00,328 --> 00:47:03,131
Whoo! Look what I got!
1054
00:47:03,233 --> 00:47:04,634
ROLAND: Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1055
00:47:04,736 --> 00:47:05,699
Open it.
1056
00:47:06,677 --> 00:47:08,141
- (METAL CLANGS)
- (KRIEG GRUNTS)
1057
00:47:10,742 --> 00:47:12,539
Hello.
1058
00:47:12,641 --> 00:47:14,343
CLAPTRAP: Would you
look at that? A ladder.
1059
00:47:14,445 --> 00:47:16,584
Unfortunately,
my design doesn't facilitate
1060
00:47:16,686 --> 00:47:18,252
this type of vertical travel.
1061
00:47:18,354 --> 00:47:19,345
Drats.
1062
00:47:19,447 --> 00:47:20,890
Guess I'll just... (SCREAMS)
1063
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,693
- Well...
- (FAINT THUD)
1064
00:47:24,795 --> 00:47:26,324
- Destiny awaits.
- CLAPTRAP: I'm fine!
1065
00:47:28,191 --> 00:47:30,425
KRIEG: Mm! Meat soup.
1066
00:47:30,527 --> 00:47:33,166
Chemical waste
from the mining equipment.
1067
00:47:33,268 --> 00:47:35,496
It's corrosive enough
to dissolve almost anything
1068
00:47:35,598 --> 00:47:37,038
except the natural crystals
in this cavern.
1069
00:47:38,434 --> 00:47:40,873
How are we gonna
get through this?
1070
00:47:40,975 --> 00:47:43,240
Well, it's not gonna
be that way.
1071
00:47:43,342 --> 00:47:45,246
Looks like we gotta
take the high road.
1072
00:47:45,348 --> 00:47:47,045
Krieg.
1073
00:47:47,147 --> 00:47:48,575
Let's see if we can
grab this here.
1074
00:47:48,677 --> 00:47:50,618
CLAPTRAP: Luckily,
my wheel's too large,
1075
00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:52,380
so I'll just watch you all melt
1076
00:47:52,482 --> 00:47:53,813
from a safe
and reasonable distance.
1077
00:47:56,057 --> 00:47:58,053
You are small enough
to get in there.
1078
00:47:58,155 --> 00:47:59,522
Head through the tunnel,
1079
00:47:59,624 --> 00:48:01,929
locate the main access control
panel and then unlock
1080
00:48:02,031 --> 00:48:03,599
- the door at the end.
- CLAPTRAP: Can do!
1081
00:48:03,701 --> 00:48:05,364
- Quietly.
- CLAPTRAP: No problem.
1082
00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:07,593
I wouldn't want anything bad
to happen to each one of you
1083
00:48:07,695 --> 00:48:09,537
in the most
horrifying way possible.
1084
00:48:09,639 --> 00:48:12,068
All right, I'll go first.
1085
00:48:12,170 --> 00:48:14,301
- I got this.
- No, I got it.
1086
00:48:14,403 --> 00:48:15,635
- I got it.
- LILITH: Tina!
1087
00:48:15,738 --> 00:48:17,412
TINY TINA: Coming through!
ROLAND: Hey, hey.
1088
00:48:17,514 --> 00:48:18,545
TINY TINA: Relax.
1089
00:48:18,647 --> 00:48:19,579
I'm the lightest.
1090
00:48:19,681 --> 00:48:21,181
- Tina!
- Hey!
1091
00:48:23,554 --> 00:48:24,448
(KRIEG AND TINA LAUGHING)
1092
00:48:25,851 --> 00:48:26,846
(LILITH SIGHS)
1093
00:48:28,590 --> 00:48:29,684
Ladies first.
1094
00:48:30,758 --> 00:48:32,060
Don't mind if I do.
1095
00:48:33,221 --> 00:48:33,963
(METAL RATTLING)
1096
00:48:41,339 --> 00:48:42,570
(SIZZLING)
1097
00:48:42,672 --> 00:48:43,632
- You all right?
- Mm-hmm.
1098
00:48:46,201 --> 00:48:47,276
Be careful.
1099
00:48:47,378 --> 00:48:48,307
(METAL CREAKING)
1100
00:48:53,912 --> 00:48:54,907
(TANNIS EXHALES)
1101
00:48:56,683 --> 00:48:58,253
Guys.
1102
00:48:58,355 --> 00:48:59,087
Look.
1103
00:49:02,624 --> 00:49:03,388
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1104
00:49:07,394 --> 00:49:10,258
TINY TINA: Hope blooms
in the strangest places.
1105
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,325
LILITH: It's kind of pretty.
1106
00:49:11,427 --> 00:49:12,501
CLAPTRAP: Mission accomplished!
1107
00:49:12,603 --> 00:49:14,364
The door is unlocked.
1108
00:49:14,466 --> 00:49:15,904
♪ Who's the best?
I'm the best ♪
1109
00:49:16,006 --> 00:49:17,639
♪ Give me a job
I pass the test ♪
1110
00:49:17,741 --> 00:49:18,538
LILITH: Can't take him anywhere.
1111
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:19,638
CLAPTRAP: Well?
1112
00:49:19,740 --> 00:49:20,735
You're welcome.
1113
00:49:21,877 --> 00:49:24,139
(SCOFFS) Impossible to please.
1114
00:49:24,241 --> 00:49:25,982
(SUSPENSFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1115
00:49:35,659 --> 00:49:37,458
KRIEG: Scream showers.
1116
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:39,025
It's Bloodshots.
1117
00:49:39,127 --> 00:49:40,624
Yeah, their symbols
are everywhere.
1118
00:49:40,726 --> 00:49:44,699
ROLAND: These are the Psychos
other psychos are afraid of.
1119
00:49:44,801 --> 00:49:46,561
They're probably still here.
1120
00:49:46,663 --> 00:49:48,327
- Let's go find out.
- (SOFTLY) No bombs.
1121
00:49:48,429 --> 00:49:49,838
I'll be surgical.
1122
00:49:49,940 --> 00:49:51,832
There's only one of you
in the world...
1123
00:49:53,676 --> 00:49:54,703
and you're special.
1124
00:49:57,609 --> 00:49:59,480
You guys sit tight.
Wait for us to come back.
1125
00:49:59,582 --> 00:50:00,676
Come on, Lil.
1126
00:50:04,155 --> 00:50:06,121
- (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
- (BLOODSHOTS CLAMORING)
1127
00:50:17,867 --> 00:50:19,662
Dealt with Bloodshots before?
1128
00:50:20,504 --> 00:50:21,494
ROLAND: Once.
1129
00:50:21,596 --> 00:50:22,735
LILITH: How'd you make it out?
1130
00:50:22,837 --> 00:50:24,940
Kind words and hugs?
1131
00:50:25,042 --> 00:50:25,904
I don't know what it is
that happens to 'em
1132
00:50:26,006 --> 00:50:27,604
when they're down here
1133
00:50:27,706 --> 00:50:29,309
but it's like they get hit
with an extra dose of crazy.
1134
00:50:31,339 --> 00:50:32,614
(SCREAMING)
1135
00:50:32,716 --> 00:50:33,742
(BLOODSHOTS CHEERING)
1136
00:50:35,217 --> 00:50:36,976
BLOODSHOT: Strip the flesh,
salt the wound!
1137
00:50:40,156 --> 00:50:42,350
- There's too many to shoot.
- Or blow up?
1138
00:50:42,452 --> 00:50:44,057
Well, we can't really blend in.
1139
00:50:44,159 --> 00:50:45,561
We don't look
anything like them.
1140
00:50:45,663 --> 00:50:46,924
Except you, handsome.
1141
00:50:47,026 --> 00:50:48,964
KRIEG: Thank you!
1142
00:50:49,067 --> 00:50:50,427
CLAPTRAP: Well,
according to my calculations,
1143
00:50:50,529 --> 00:50:51,765
the odds of a successful
stealth operation
1144
00:50:51,867 --> 00:50:53,168
in this scenario is...
1145
00:50:53,899 --> 00:50:55,768
0%? Wow!
1146
00:50:55,870 --> 00:50:57,470
You never see that!
1147
00:50:57,572 --> 00:50:59,906
Well, I guess that's it then.
Back to the truck, right?
1148
00:51:00,008 --> 00:51:01,475
Did you factor in a distraction?
1149
00:51:01,578 --> 00:51:02,942
Of course.
1150
00:51:03,044 --> 00:51:04,308
I analyzed 16 million versions
1151
00:51:04,410 --> 00:51:05,744
where one of you
creates a distraction.
1152
00:51:05,846 --> 00:51:07,373
Total failure.
1153
00:51:07,475 --> 00:51:09,882
No, not one of us.
1154
00:51:09,984 --> 00:51:11,320
Wait, who else is...?
1155
00:51:11,422 --> 00:51:12,922
Oh, no.
1156
00:51:13,024 --> 00:51:14,750
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (METAL CLANGING)
1157
00:51:18,729 --> 00:51:21,388
(LAUGHS) Coming through.
1158
00:51:21,490 --> 00:51:22,263
(BLOODSHOTS EXCLAIMING)
1159
00:51:23,491 --> 00:51:24,232
CLAPTRAP: Hi, there.
1160
00:51:25,063 --> 00:51:26,300
How you doing?
1161
00:51:27,530 --> 00:51:29,467
(CLAPTRAP LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
1162
00:51:29,569 --> 00:51:31,767
Just a little nervous laughter
to crack the ice.
1163
00:51:32,841 --> 00:51:34,602
BLOODSHOT 1: Shiny!
1164
00:51:34,704 --> 00:51:36,304
CLAPTRAP:
Just rolling through town
1165
00:51:36,406 --> 00:51:37,773
looking for a good time.
1166
00:51:41,444 --> 00:51:42,750
Ladies and gentlemen!
1167
00:51:42,852 --> 00:51:44,582
Your attention, please.
1168
00:51:47,550 --> 00:51:49,122
I am here because I want to be
1169
00:51:49,224 --> 00:51:50,649
and not for a more
justifiable reason
1170
00:51:50,751 --> 00:51:52,321
like trying to be a distraction.
1171
00:51:52,423 --> 00:51:54,259
Even though it makes no sense
1172
00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:55,797
for me to say
what I'm about to say,
1173
00:51:55,899 --> 00:51:57,495
and even though anyone rational
1174
00:51:57,597 --> 00:51:59,699
would suspect it was just
part of a crude plan,
1175
00:51:59,801 --> 00:52:00,970
I have decided
1176
00:52:01,072 --> 00:52:04,336
entirely on my own
to say the following.
1177
00:52:04,438 --> 00:52:07,966
Y'all bitches
need to eat your own butts
1178
00:52:08,069 --> 00:52:09,309
- with your poopy-mouth...
- (MOUTHING ALONG)
1179
00:52:09,411 --> 00:52:11,640
...ass-faces until you die
from loser poisoning
1180
00:52:11,742 --> 00:52:15,443
like the stupid
pus-crotches that you is.
1181
00:52:15,545 --> 00:52:17,553
- (GIGGLES)
- (ROLAND SIGHS)
1182
00:52:17,655 --> 00:52:19,651
(WEAPONS COCKING)
1183
00:52:19,753 --> 00:52:21,889
CLAPTRAP: Was that too much?
It was too much, wasn't it?
1184
00:52:21,991 --> 00:52:23,386
What took it over the edge?
1185
00:52:23,488 --> 00:52:24,754
Was it the
"poopy-mouth ass-faces"?
1186
00:52:26,630 --> 00:52:27,757
Stairs. Come on!
1187
00:52:29,998 --> 00:52:31,167
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1188
00:52:33,565 --> 00:52:35,127
CLAPTRAP:
Not in the undercarriage!
1189
00:52:37,136 --> 00:52:38,174
My programming...
1190
00:52:40,768 --> 00:52:41,809
Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.
1191
00:52:41,911 --> 00:52:43,745
(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
1192
00:52:43,847 --> 00:52:45,473
Son of a... You got me!
1193
00:52:45,575 --> 00:52:46,813
Okay, I'm dead. How about that?
1194
00:52:46,915 --> 00:52:48,475
(CLAPTRAP SCREAMING)
1195
00:52:48,577 --> 00:52:49,350
(BLOODSHOTS CHEERING)
1196
00:52:51,856 --> 00:52:53,145
Is he going to be all right?
1197
00:52:54,791 --> 00:52:55,785
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1198
00:52:59,654 --> 00:53:01,888
CLAPTRAP: Excellent plan.
1199
00:53:01,991 --> 00:53:04,299
Who would have guessed
they'd shoot me, right?
1200
00:53:05,968 --> 00:53:07,027
LILITH: Well, we survived.
1201
00:53:08,937 --> 00:53:10,536
So much for your 0%.
1202
00:53:11,975 --> 00:53:13,737
CLAPTRAP: You're not out yet.
1203
00:53:15,837 --> 00:53:17,136
TANNIS: I think
the key's in here.
1204
00:53:20,047 --> 00:53:21,346
TINY TINA: Sweet.
1205
00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:23,846
So, the key
is in one of these crates.
1206
00:53:24,853 --> 00:53:25,848
One of these
1207
00:53:26,856 --> 00:53:29,024
kabillion crates.
1208
00:53:29,126 --> 00:53:31,556
Yeah, this is gonna
take a minute.
1209
00:53:31,658 --> 00:53:32,792
CLAPTRAP: Four days
if you work around the clock
1210
00:53:32,894 --> 00:53:34,394
which you can't,
1211
00:53:34,496 --> 00:53:36,597
because your bodies
require rest every 16 hours.
1212
00:53:36,699 --> 00:53:37,891
Lazy!
1213
00:53:37,993 --> 00:53:40,032
Not if those psycho Raiders
find us first.
1214
00:53:40,134 --> 00:53:42,202
Those are Bloodshots.
1215
00:53:42,304 --> 00:53:43,762
Raiders live above.
Not down here.
1216
00:53:43,864 --> 00:53:45,271
There are no Raiders down here.
1217
00:53:45,373 --> 00:53:46,702
Tannis, nobody's talking
about Raiders.
1218
00:53:46,805 --> 00:53:48,143
TINY TINA: What's the big deal
about Raiders?
1219
00:53:48,245 --> 00:53:49,374
TANNIS: I know,
but you brought up Raiders.
1220
00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:51,079
ROLAND: How about
we forget about it?
1221
00:53:51,181 --> 00:53:52,045
TINY TINA: Am I missing
something here?
1222
00:53:52,147 --> 00:53:53,410
TANNIS: But I don't understand.
1223
00:53:53,512 --> 00:53:54,475
ROLAND: Forget about
the Raiders!
1224
00:53:54,577 --> 00:53:55,713
Just forget about it.
1225
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:57,748
TINY TINA: I'm sorry.
1226
00:54:01,218 --> 00:54:02,450
(SIGHS)
1227
00:54:02,552 --> 00:54:04,293
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1228
00:54:33,790 --> 00:54:35,248
I understand...
1229
00:54:35,350 --> 00:54:37,259
- Bloodshots are down here.
- You keep bringing up Raiders.
1230
00:54:37,361 --> 00:54:38,927
- Tannis, I swear to God...
- LILITH: I found it.
1231
00:54:39,030 --> 00:54:40,994
- What?
- LILITH: The second key.
1232
00:54:41,096 --> 00:54:42,922
TANNIS: How... How did...?
1233
00:54:43,024 --> 00:54:45,433
I don't know.
Just lucky, I guess.
1234
00:54:47,403 --> 00:54:48,695
ROLAND: Yeah, we'll see
how lucky you are.
1235
00:54:48,797 --> 00:54:50,004
We still gotta get out of here.
1236
00:54:50,106 --> 00:54:51,705
There's an exit portal this way.
1237
00:54:51,807 --> 00:54:52,638
Come on.
1238
00:54:57,037 --> 00:54:57,940
- (FAINT CLINKING)
- LILITH: Shh!
1239
00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:00,613
(WHISPERS) What's that?
1240
00:55:03,810 --> 00:55:06,055
(CLAPTRAP STRAINING)
1241
00:55:06,157 --> 00:55:08,082
What? I'm expelling
the excess lead.
1242
00:55:10,327 --> 00:55:12,026
Big bullet. Big bullet coming.
There we go.
1243
00:55:12,128 --> 00:55:13,191
Can't you do this another time?
1244
00:55:13,293 --> 00:55:14,795
This has to happen now.
1245
00:55:14,897 --> 00:55:17,164
Don't judge me.
1246
00:55:17,266 --> 00:55:18,799
- (CLAPTRAP GROANING)
- (LAUGHING)
1247
00:55:18,901 --> 00:55:20,134
(KRIEG LAUGHING)
1248
00:55:20,236 --> 00:55:21,165
CLAPTRAP: What?
How is this funny?
1249
00:55:21,267 --> 00:55:22,567
You keep it down.
1250
00:55:22,669 --> 00:55:23,998
Do I judge you
when you blast out a loaf?
1251
00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:25,341
- We don't wanna attract...
- CLAPTRAP: Look out!
1252
00:55:26,909 --> 00:55:28,102
(GRUNTING)
1253
00:55:30,311 --> 00:55:31,476
- A little help?
- (GRUNTS)
1254
00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:32,676
(ACE OF SPADES
BY MOTORHEAD PLAYING)
1255
00:55:32,778 --> 00:55:33,808
- CLAPTRAP: Incoming!
- (BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1256
00:55:33,910 --> 00:55:35,884
ROLAND: Go, go!
TANNIS: Okay, going now!
1257
00:55:35,986 --> 00:55:37,551
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
1258
00:55:40,824 --> 00:55:42,655
(KRIEG GRUNTING)
1259
00:55:52,693 --> 00:55:53,468
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1260
00:56:00,877 --> 00:56:01,872
ROLAND: Tannis!
1261
00:56:03,704 --> 00:56:04,479
Thank you.
1262
00:56:05,345 --> 00:56:06,580
CLAPTRAP: On your left!
1263
00:56:07,046 --> 00:56:08,043
Wow!
1264
00:56:11,051 --> 00:56:12,047
(GRUNTS)
1265
00:56:14,016 --> 00:56:15,391
- (BLOODSHOT 1 YELLS)
- (KRIEG GRUNTS)
1266
00:56:16,289 --> 00:56:17,586
(TINY TINA SCREAMS)
1267
00:56:17,688 --> 00:56:18,691
BLOODSHOT 2: Come here, girlie!
1268
00:56:19,962 --> 00:56:21,056
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1269
00:56:24,900 --> 00:56:25,665
(GRUNTS)
1270
00:56:28,367 --> 00:56:29,771
What are you doing?
1271
00:56:29,873 --> 00:56:30,962
I needed a gun.
1272
00:56:31,064 --> 00:56:33,136
So you ask for it, Tannis. Ask!
1273
00:56:33,238 --> 00:56:34,601
Move!
1274
00:56:34,703 --> 00:56:35,444
(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1275
00:56:43,051 --> 00:56:44,343
That way!
1276
00:56:46,885 --> 00:56:48,947
CLAPTRAP: (LAUGHS)
We've got this, guys!
1277
00:56:49,049 --> 00:56:50,659
There's nothing we can't do!
1278
00:56:50,761 --> 00:56:51,751
Stairs!
1279
00:56:51,853 --> 00:56:52,893
Krieg, help me! I'm not...
1280
00:56:52,995 --> 00:56:53,792
ROLAND: Go, go!
1281
00:56:55,031 --> 00:56:56,124
(CLAPTRAP GROANING)
1282
00:57:01,104 --> 00:57:02,097
(BLOODSHOT 3 YELLING)
1283
00:57:06,075 --> 00:57:08,602
(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1284
00:57:08,704 --> 00:57:09,743
Lilith, I got you!
1285
00:57:09,845 --> 00:57:10,875
Go!
1286
00:57:15,282 --> 00:57:16,276
TINY TINA: Roland!
1287
00:57:18,856 --> 00:57:19,818
Watch out!
1288
00:57:20,758 --> 00:57:21,490
Go, go!
1289
00:57:32,199 --> 00:57:33,568
Time to go.
1290
00:57:35,105 --> 00:57:35,834
(BLOODSHOTS SCREAMING)
1291
00:57:40,643 --> 00:57:42,208
CLAPTRAP: I'm sure
we're past the hard part.
1292
00:57:42,310 --> 00:57:43,402
TANNIS: (SOFTLY) Okay.
1293
00:57:47,918 --> 00:57:49,342
(GROWLING)
1294
00:57:51,322 --> 00:57:52,752
ROLAND: Go, go, go!
We gotta move!
1295
00:57:54,081 --> 00:57:55,623
(BLOODSHOT LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
1296
00:57:58,087 --> 00:58:00,691
TINY TINA: Let go of me!
ROLAND: Tina!
1297
00:58:00,793 --> 00:58:02,721
TANNIS: Lilith!
BLOODSHOT 1: Hello!
1298
00:58:02,823 --> 00:58:03,763
(LILITH GRUNTS)
1299
00:58:04,132 --> 00:58:05,127
(GUNSHOT)
1300
00:58:09,338 --> 00:58:10,471
CLAPTRAP: Follow me this way.
1301
00:58:10,573 --> 00:58:11,971
I have a tremendous
sense of direction.
1302
00:58:12,073 --> 00:58:13,041
Oh, God!
1303
00:58:13,143 --> 00:58:14,268
(BLOODSHOTS LAUGHING)
1304
00:58:27,157 --> 00:58:27,886
BLOODSHOT 2: Help me!
1305
00:58:33,119 --> 00:58:34,321
TINY TINA: Krieg, spin me!
1306
00:58:35,529 --> 00:58:36,756
TANNIS: I found it! I found it!
1307
00:58:36,858 --> 00:58:37,858
There's an elevator!
1308
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:39,733
Follow me. This way. Come on.
1309
00:58:41,328 --> 00:58:44,099
- Roland!
- ROLAND: Clappy, go! Go! Go!
1310
00:58:44,201 --> 00:58:45,805
CLAPTRAP: Lilith!
Don't leave me behind again!
1311
00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:51,811
There's a service elevator
this way!
1312
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:56,781
It's up here.
1313
00:58:56,883 --> 00:58:59,745
- This way. Oh, no.
- ROLAND: Go! Go, go, go!
1314
00:58:59,847 --> 00:59:00,950
TANNIS: Shit!
1315
00:59:01,052 --> 00:59:02,747
This is gonna take some time.
Hold this.
1316
00:59:02,850 --> 00:59:03,859
Claptrap!
1317
00:59:03,961 --> 00:59:05,283
I need help!
1318
00:59:05,385 --> 00:59:07,218
CLAPTRAP: Uh,
in front of everyone?
1319
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:08,426
TANNIS: Yes!
CLAPTRAP: Look away!
1320
00:59:08,528 --> 00:59:10,791
Look away! I command you!
1321
00:59:10,893 --> 00:59:12,056
Krieg, we got company.
1322
00:59:12,158 --> 00:59:14,796
KRIEG: It's time to bleed!
1323
00:59:14,898 --> 00:59:16,066
- Come on!
- I am trying!
1324
00:59:20,043 --> 00:59:21,106
Krieg, wait!
1325
00:59:21,208 --> 00:59:22,402
Krieg!
1326
00:59:29,415 --> 00:59:30,509
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1327
00:59:34,256 --> 00:59:35,413
It's not working.
1328
00:59:35,515 --> 00:59:36,955
TINY TINA: Aren't you supposed
to be smart?
1329
00:59:42,094 --> 00:59:43,297
BLOODSHOT 1: I'll turn you
into a meat bicycle!
1330
00:59:43,399 --> 00:59:44,523
BLOODSHOT 2: Another victim!
1331
00:59:47,270 --> 00:59:48,894
(BLOODSHOTS CACKLING)
1332
00:59:48,996 --> 00:59:50,606
(LILITH STRAINING)
1333
00:59:53,274 --> 00:59:54,610
(WEAPON FIRING)
1334
00:59:55,244 --> 00:59:56,469
LILITH: Thanks, kid.
1335
00:59:58,413 --> 00:59:59,439
(BLOODSHOTS CLAMORING)
1336
01:00:04,945 --> 01:00:06,620
LILITH: Tannis!
1337
01:00:06,722 --> 01:00:08,151
- How we doing?
- TANNIS: I don't have it!
1338
01:00:09,389 --> 01:00:10,725
(METAL CREAKING)
1339
01:00:13,530 --> 01:00:14,421
BLOODSHOT 1: Come here,
give me a kiss!
1340
01:00:15,098 --> 01:00:16,291
(SCREAMING)
1341
01:00:17,299 --> 01:00:18,832
Krieg! Pull back!
1342
01:00:29,276 --> 01:00:32,270
Go! Go!
1343
01:00:32,372 --> 01:00:34,243
BLOODSHOT 2:
I regret everything!
1344
01:00:41,388 --> 01:00:43,316
TANNIS: Come on!
1345
01:00:43,418 --> 01:00:45,191
- LILITH: We gotta go.
- It's not working.
1346
01:00:45,293 --> 01:00:46,024
Go, Tannis.
1347
01:00:47,562 --> 01:00:49,357
We have another wiring problem.
1348
01:00:50,431 --> 01:00:51,494
BLOODSHOT 3: Baby!
1349
01:00:51,596 --> 01:00:52,624
(METAL CREAKING)
1350
01:00:53,961 --> 01:00:54,703
ROLAND: Shit.
1351
01:00:56,300 --> 01:00:58,537
- Roland, what are you doing?
- ROLAND: Fixing it.
1352
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,033
- Get back here!
- LILITH: Hey.
1353
01:01:00,135 --> 01:01:01,776
TINY TINA: No. Please don't.
1354
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:04,471
- Roland!
- Hey, Tina.
1355
01:01:06,449 --> 01:01:07,606
I'll meet you at the vault.
1356
01:01:08,250 --> 01:01:09,212
I promise.
1357
01:01:10,620 --> 01:01:12,314
- (BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
- ROLAND: Tannis.
1358
01:01:13,455 --> 01:01:14,954
- Hit it!
- Okay, hitting!
1359
01:01:16,083 --> 01:01:16,956
(ELEVATOR CREAKING)
1360
01:01:19,194 --> 01:01:20,190
Roland!
1361
01:01:26,499 --> 01:01:28,226
All right, Bob.
1362
01:01:28,328 --> 01:01:30,338
You ready to kick some ass?
1363
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:32,371
(LAUGHS) I knew you'd say that.
1364
01:01:32,473 --> 01:01:33,467
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
1365
01:01:34,508 --> 01:01:35,502
(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1366
01:01:38,205 --> 01:01:39,748
(TOY LAUGHING, BEEPING)
1367
01:01:47,223 --> 01:01:48,553
(EXHALES)
1368
01:01:48,655 --> 01:01:50,257
(BLOODSHOTS CACKLING)
1369
01:01:50,359 --> 01:01:51,089
(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
1370
01:01:54,197 --> 01:01:55,186
(SCREAMING)
1371
01:01:55,288 --> 01:01:57,029
(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
1372
01:02:05,573 --> 01:02:07,603
(BLOODSHOTS SHOUTING)
1373
01:02:07,705 --> 01:02:08,744
(ALL SCREAMING)
1374
01:02:12,047 --> 01:02:14,409
TANNIS: The brakes are out!
We are not slowing down!
1375
01:02:15,649 --> 01:02:16,675
We are not gonna make it!
1376
01:02:25,195 --> 01:02:26,091
(ALL GASPING)
1377
01:02:28,022 --> 01:02:29,663
Teleportation.
1378
01:02:29,765 --> 01:02:31,563
I can move stuff
with my mind, y'all.
1379
01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:32,630
CLAPTRAP: We're not dead?
1380
01:02:32,732 --> 01:02:34,432
I'm still enslaved? Drats.
1381
01:02:34,534 --> 01:02:36,001
(VOMITS, GROANS)
1382
01:02:36,103 --> 01:02:38,399
KRIEG: Chutney vomit queen.
CLAPTRAP: Ew! Yuck!
1383
01:02:38,501 --> 01:02:40,967
I think the teleportation
has made her quite ill.
1384
01:02:41,069 --> 01:02:42,308
How did you do that?
1385
01:02:42,410 --> 01:02:43,971
I don't know.
1386
01:02:44,073 --> 01:02:45,943
Just kind of happened.
1387
01:02:46,045 --> 01:02:48,008
Hey, Roland's
gonna be okay, right?
1388
01:02:48,110 --> 01:02:49,442
He's an elite soldier.
1389
01:02:49,544 --> 01:02:51,820
If anyone can get out of that,
it's him.
1390
01:02:54,284 --> 01:02:55,522
- Where are we?
- (STATIC OVER DEVICE)
1391
01:02:55,624 --> 01:02:57,857
I can't get a read on ECHOnet.
1392
01:02:57,959 --> 01:03:00,156
But it looks like
we're in an old mine.
1393
01:03:00,258 --> 01:03:02,655
LILITH: Maybe we find
some shelter inside.
1394
01:03:05,425 --> 01:03:06,593
(CREATURE SHRIEKS IN DISTANCE)
1395
01:03:08,395 --> 01:03:10,135
(SOFT DESPONDENT MUSIC PLAYING)
1396
01:03:26,721 --> 01:03:28,320
TANNIS: I've combined the keys.
1397
01:03:28,422 --> 01:03:29,418
Look.
1398
01:03:33,423 --> 01:03:35,188
LILITH: What's that?
Some kind of a map?
1399
01:03:35,290 --> 01:03:36,689
TANNIS: Incredible, isn't it?
1400
01:03:37,730 --> 01:03:39,131
It isn't just a key.
1401
01:03:41,437 --> 01:03:42,664
And right there...
1402
01:03:42,767 --> 01:03:43,971
The vault?
1403
01:03:45,332 --> 01:03:46,366
TANNIS: It is a shame
1404
01:03:46,468 --> 01:03:48,140
your mother is not here
to see this.
1405
01:03:49,645 --> 01:03:51,509
It was there the whole time.
1406
01:03:51,611 --> 01:03:52,912
Apparently.
1407
01:03:53,014 --> 01:03:54,480
LILITH: I've seen that
before somewhere.
1408
01:03:54,582 --> 01:03:55,848
TANNIS: Firehawk.
1409
01:03:55,950 --> 01:03:58,711
Eridian goddess,
protector of the planet.
1410
01:04:02,993 --> 01:04:06,158
Well, it's all a bit pointless
without the third piece.
1411
01:04:07,288 --> 01:04:08,457
Oh, well, we have it.
1412
01:04:12,533 --> 01:04:14,259
She's the key.
1413
01:04:14,361 --> 01:04:16,096
The elevator confirmed it.
1414
01:04:16,198 --> 01:04:17,604
That was a phasewalk.
1415
01:04:17,706 --> 01:04:19,240
Only an Eridian could do that.
1416
01:04:19,342 --> 01:04:20,398
Wait a minute.
1417
01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:21,608
If she's a piece of the key,
1418
01:04:21,710 --> 01:04:23,069
what happens when she opens it?
1419
01:04:23,171 --> 01:04:24,374
I assumed you knew.
1420
01:04:25,681 --> 01:04:27,045
Did your mother never tell you?
1421
01:04:27,148 --> 01:04:29,608
I was eight. I can barely
remember her face.
1422
01:04:29,710 --> 01:04:32,611
When the daughter of Eridia
places the key,
1423
01:04:32,713 --> 01:04:34,846
the pieces are consumed
and the vault opens.
1424
01:04:37,390 --> 01:04:41,124
Now, I don't necessarily
believe that means kill her.
1425
01:04:41,226 --> 01:04:42,694
But you're prepared
to take that risk.
1426
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:44,361
Well, we have no choice.
1427
01:04:45,226 --> 01:04:46,762
Either we take her
1428
01:04:46,864 --> 01:04:48,233
or Atlas does.
1429
01:04:50,368 --> 01:04:52,270
There is no salvation
without sacrifice.
1430
01:05:02,550 --> 01:05:03,548
(ROLAND GRUNTS)
1431
01:05:03,650 --> 01:05:06,878
Worst orgy ever.
1432
01:05:07,488 --> 01:05:08,451
(GROANS)
1433
01:05:11,559 --> 01:05:14,028
(GRUNTING)
1434
01:05:19,667 --> 01:05:20,760
Rest in peace, Bob.
1435
01:05:31,843 --> 01:05:33,912
Oh, shit.
1436
01:05:34,014 --> 01:05:35,478
(SOFT DESPONDENT MUSIC
CONTINUES)
1437
01:05:45,859 --> 01:05:47,787
Whoa. Sorry. (LAUGHS)
1438
01:05:47,889 --> 01:05:49,663
I thought for a moment there
you had rigor mortis.
1439
01:05:49,765 --> 01:05:51,191
It was a really nice moment.
1440
01:05:51,293 --> 01:05:52,966
I'll treasure it always.
1441
01:05:53,068 --> 01:05:55,162
Also, I scavenged
the final parts I needed
1442
01:05:55,264 --> 01:05:56,696
from a dead transformer,
1443
01:05:56,798 --> 01:05:59,733
and fixed the thing
you so recklessly destroyed.
1444
01:06:05,448 --> 01:06:06,179
(KRIEG SNORING)
1445
01:06:10,786 --> 01:06:12,451
You didn't press this, did you?
1446
01:06:12,554 --> 01:06:14,283
I did not.
1447
01:06:14,385 --> 01:06:15,947
I can crush it again
if you'd like.
1448
01:06:17,621 --> 01:06:20,158
Oh, "Thank you, Claptrap.
You're indispensable."
1449
01:06:20,261 --> 01:06:23,163
Thank you, Lilith.
Your praise warms my soul.
1450
01:06:27,569 --> 01:06:28,663
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
1451
01:06:30,672 --> 01:06:31,501
(DEVICE SHATTERS)
1452
01:06:34,469 --> 01:06:36,209
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1453
01:06:46,686 --> 01:06:47,682
Lilith.
1454
01:06:49,355 --> 01:06:51,026
Have you broken the beacon
I gave you?
1455
01:06:54,425 --> 01:06:57,857
Ah, this thing was junk
the whole time.
1456
01:06:58,500 --> 01:06:59,698
(SCOFFS)
1457
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,034
ATLAS: Not at all.
1458
01:07:01,136 --> 01:07:03,838
It was a highly accurate
tracking device
1459
01:07:03,940 --> 01:07:06,531
that has led me
right to you and Tina.
1460
01:07:06,634 --> 01:07:07,699
Now, I was beginning to think
1461
01:07:07,801 --> 01:07:09,377
that she would
elude me forever.
1462
01:07:09,479 --> 01:07:10,609
She's smart.
1463
01:07:10,711 --> 01:07:12,674
She is mine.
1464
01:07:16,609 --> 01:07:17,710
And the Crimson Lance
1465
01:07:17,812 --> 01:07:18,953
are on their way
to collect her now.
1466
01:07:19,056 --> 01:07:20,718
If you come after her,
I'll destroy the key.
1467
01:07:20,820 --> 01:07:21,787
No, you won't.
1468
01:07:21,889 --> 01:07:23,520
Because if you did,
1469
01:07:25,553 --> 01:07:26,852
then I would have to kill
1470
01:07:26,954 --> 01:07:29,688
the rest of that heroic band
of vault hunters
1471
01:07:29,790 --> 01:07:31,765
she's been
slumming around with.
1472
01:07:31,867 --> 01:07:33,899
And I promise you, Lilith,
1473
01:07:34,001 --> 01:07:35,433
they won't be quick deaths.
1474
01:07:37,836 --> 01:07:39,173
Good.
1475
01:07:39,874 --> 01:07:41,238
Glad to see you making
1476
01:07:41,340 --> 01:07:43,540
the smart choice for once.
(CHUCKLES)
1477
01:07:44,912 --> 01:07:46,573
And when this is over,
1478
01:07:46,675 --> 01:07:48,248
you'll be paid
what we agreed on.
1479
01:07:50,818 --> 01:07:51,713
Thank you, Lilith.
1480
01:08:01,430 --> 01:08:03,624
Oh.
1481
01:08:03,727 --> 01:08:06,494
Tina, look, I know
how this must look, but...
1482
01:08:06,596 --> 01:08:09,203
I'm the only one
who can open the vault.
1483
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:14,901
And I'm gonna use whatever
is inside to kill him.
1484
01:08:19,741 --> 01:08:21,408
Too bad you won't
be around to see it.
1485
01:08:21,510 --> 01:08:23,115
- Wait.
- Enjoy your freedom.
1486
01:08:23,217 --> 01:08:24,482
- (EXPLOSIVE CLATTERS)
- Tina. Tina, no!
1487
01:08:43,902 --> 01:08:44,964
(GROANS)
1488
01:08:49,943 --> 01:08:51,311
(CLAPTRAP WHOOPING)
1489
01:08:52,449 --> 01:08:53,280
(SIGHS)
1490
01:08:57,721 --> 01:08:59,451
(VOCALIZING UPBEAT TUNE)
1491
01:09:02,890 --> 01:09:03,620
(STOPS VOCALIZING)
1492
01:09:06,796 --> 01:09:07,525
I'm dancing because...
1493
01:09:08,730 --> 01:09:10,162
you're alive.
1494
01:09:10,264 --> 01:09:11,664
Not because
I thought you were dead.
1495
01:09:11,766 --> 01:09:13,030
Heartwarming.
1496
01:09:13,132 --> 01:09:14,464
Where are the others?
1497
01:09:14,566 --> 01:09:15,899
They found a truck
in the village and left.
1498
01:09:16,001 --> 01:09:16,996
Without me.
1499
01:09:18,135 --> 01:09:19,273
What village?
1500
01:09:22,674 --> 01:09:23,975
CLAPTRAP: This must have
been one of the original
1501
01:09:24,077 --> 01:09:25,345
Pandoran settlements.
1502
01:09:25,978 --> 01:09:27,215
How quaint.
1503
01:09:29,851 --> 01:09:31,043
I know this place.
1504
01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:33,221
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
1505
01:09:38,628 --> 01:09:40,058
(SCREAMING)
1506
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:42,153
(TENSE AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING)
1507
01:09:48,469 --> 01:09:50,000
LILITH'S MOM: Come on.
Come on. Leave it.
1508
01:09:50,102 --> 01:09:51,371
Come on, sweetie.
1509
01:09:52,975 --> 01:09:54,774
TANNIS: Hurry, give me Lilith!
1510
01:09:54,876 --> 01:09:56,134
Come on! Come on!
1511
01:09:57,672 --> 01:09:59,372
Remember I will always love you!
1512
01:09:59,474 --> 01:10:00,215
YOUNG LILITH: Mama!
1513
01:10:00,945 --> 01:10:02,547
No!
1514
01:10:10,885 --> 01:10:11,853
CLAPTRAP: Hey,
where are you going?
1515
01:10:12,958 --> 01:10:13,921
Lilith.
1516
01:10:14,729 --> 01:10:15,494
Lilith!
1517
01:10:32,507 --> 01:10:34,108
Is this your home?
1518
01:10:34,210 --> 01:10:35,206
Yeah.
1519
01:10:36,182 --> 01:10:38,286
I used to live here once.
1520
01:10:54,002 --> 01:10:55,534
CLAPTRAP: This place is...
1521
01:10:57,031 --> 01:10:59,868
reminiscent of something
deep in my files.
1522
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:04,708
That drawing...
1523
01:11:06,609 --> 01:11:08,283
(POWERING DOWN) I feel strange.
1524
01:11:14,789 --> 01:11:15,785
Lilith.
1525
01:11:16,691 --> 01:11:17,490
Mom?
1526
01:11:18,928 --> 01:11:20,152
If you're seeing this...
1527
01:11:22,691 --> 01:11:23,925
I'm afraid I didn't make it.
1528
01:11:26,026 --> 01:11:28,868
I'm so sorry
that I sent you away.
1529
01:11:28,970 --> 01:11:30,437
I didn't want to.
1530
01:11:31,898 --> 01:11:33,873
But as soon as I realized
1531
01:11:33,975 --> 01:11:35,634
what you are,
1532
01:11:35,736 --> 01:11:37,004
what you might become...
1533
01:11:38,645 --> 01:11:41,415
I knew you'd never
be safe here on Pandora.
1534
01:11:42,644 --> 01:11:44,779
But if you ever return,
1535
01:11:44,882 --> 01:11:47,751
I've made sure
that Claptrap will find you,
1536
01:11:48,782 --> 01:11:50,787
help you understand...
1537
01:11:51,993 --> 01:11:52,987
your destiny.
1538
01:11:54,161 --> 01:11:55,154
(GUNFIRE OVER HOLOGRAM)
1539
01:11:57,967 --> 01:12:00,027
Lilith, I love you.
1540
01:12:05,741 --> 01:12:06,704
(CRYING)
1541
01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:11,203
I wish...
1542
01:12:12,675 --> 01:12:16,175
I could hold you one last time.
1543
01:12:27,697 --> 01:12:28,462
Tina!
1544
01:12:31,531 --> 01:12:34,163
CLAPTRAP: Whoa.
That was weird. (LAUGHS)
1545
01:12:34,265 --> 01:12:36,267
I blacked out.
1546
01:12:36,369 --> 01:12:39,171
Did something important happen?
1547
01:12:39,274 --> 01:12:40,408
- (WIND BLOWING)
- (TANNIS GASPS)
1548
01:12:41,976 --> 01:12:42,872
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1549
01:12:52,855 --> 01:12:54,180
(DEVICE BEEPING)
1550
01:13:01,193 --> 01:13:02,991
(BEEPING FASTER)
1551
01:13:04,826 --> 01:13:06,267
TANNIS: It's saying it's here.
1552
01:13:06,369 --> 01:13:07,759
TINY TINA: All I'm seeing
is some holes.
1553
01:13:07,861 --> 01:13:09,434
Are you sure this is it?
1554
01:13:09,536 --> 01:13:10,765
TANNIS: I don't know.
It's somewhere.
1555
01:13:10,867 --> 01:13:12,203
TINY TINA: Okay,
what does it look like?
1556
01:13:12,305 --> 01:13:14,167
TANNIS: Big. It's an arch.
1557
01:13:15,971 --> 01:13:17,937
It's here somewhere.
I know it's here.
1558
01:13:18,039 --> 01:13:19,037
TINY TINA:
How do you know it's here?
1559
01:13:19,139 --> 01:13:21,138
TANNIS:
Because I'm feeling emotion.
1560
01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:22,580
TINY TINA:
Can you be more specific?
1561
01:13:22,683 --> 01:13:24,648
- Thing of power!
- Not right now, Krieg. Please.
1562
01:13:24,751 --> 01:13:26,754
- Okay, I get it...
- But that means something!
1563
01:13:26,856 --> 01:13:27,987
No, no, no!
1564
01:13:28,089 --> 01:13:29,457
I'm not following.
1565
01:13:31,058 --> 01:13:32,086
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1566
01:13:39,935 --> 01:13:40,963
(TANNIS GRUNTS)
1567
01:13:44,272 --> 01:13:46,606
Krieg, you genius. You found it!
1568
01:13:48,001 --> 01:13:49,741
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1569
01:14:04,757 --> 01:14:06,318
I have to warn you,
this might kill you.
1570
01:14:07,787 --> 01:14:09,195
Me? (CHUCKLES)
1571
01:14:09,297 --> 01:14:12,191
Nah, kid. I'm the special one.
1572
01:14:12,293 --> 01:14:14,601
Whatever this is,
it's gonna make me invincible.
1573
01:14:25,212 --> 01:14:26,580
(GRUNTING SOFTLY)
1574
01:14:30,251 --> 01:14:32,245
(STIRRING MUSIC PLAYING)
1575
01:14:39,291 --> 01:14:40,495
(MUSIC FADES)
1576
01:14:43,097 --> 01:14:44,092
(SIGHING)
1577
01:14:46,926 --> 01:14:48,699
What just happened?
1578
01:14:48,801 --> 01:14:51,198
I'm the special one.
It should do something.
1579
01:14:55,307 --> 01:14:56,610
Apparently not.
1580
01:14:57,838 --> 01:14:59,079
(CLAPPING NEARBY)
1581
01:14:59,181 --> 01:15:00,680
ATLAS: Well done, Tina.
1582
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:02,308
Well done.
1583
01:15:06,956 --> 01:15:07,852
Amazing effort.
1584
01:15:13,162 --> 01:15:14,793
(BLOODSHOTS LAUGHING)
1585
01:15:16,363 --> 01:15:18,126
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1586
01:15:26,774 --> 01:15:28,673
You survived the worst planet
in the galaxy.
1587
01:15:28,775 --> 01:15:31,938
You found the key
and the vault itself.
1588
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:33,911
You've made your father
so proud.
1589
01:15:37,316 --> 01:15:38,476
Commander Knoxx,
1590
01:15:39,883 --> 01:15:41,352
I need
her nervous system intact.
1591
01:15:41,454 --> 01:15:43,052
Keep the organs on ice.
1592
01:15:44,991 --> 01:15:47,056
Perhaps we'll have better luck
with the next clone.
1593
01:15:48,329 --> 01:15:49,663
ROLAND: Hey, asshole.
1594
01:15:58,331 --> 01:16:00,941
That was quite
an entrance, Roland.
1595
01:16:01,043 --> 01:16:02,301
You miss me?
1596
01:16:02,403 --> 01:16:04,436
You might have saved the day
if it wasn't for...
1597
01:16:05,973 --> 01:16:07,406
my Atlas auto shield.
1598
01:16:13,385 --> 01:16:14,814
Kill them all.
1599
01:16:14,916 --> 01:16:16,184
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)
1600
01:16:20,524 --> 01:16:21,629
Hold your fire.
1601
01:16:22,229 --> 01:16:23,429
That's an order.
1602
01:16:23,531 --> 01:16:24,757
SOLDIER:
You heard the commander.
1603
01:16:24,859 --> 01:16:25,765
Weapons down.
1604
01:16:32,066 --> 01:16:32,970
KNOXX: Roland, you were right.
1605
01:16:35,242 --> 01:16:36,241
I should've...
1606
01:16:36,343 --> 01:16:37,469
(TINY TINA GASPS)
1607
01:16:40,113 --> 01:16:41,342
No!
1608
01:16:41,444 --> 01:16:42,441
No!
1609
01:16:44,077 --> 01:16:45,378
Any other objections?
1610
01:16:46,287 --> 01:16:47,578
LILITH: Just one!
1611
01:16:49,952 --> 01:16:52,125
That you continue breathing.
1612
01:16:52,227 --> 01:16:53,592
But I'll allow it
1613
01:16:53,694 --> 01:16:55,663
if you let my friends
go in peace.
1614
01:16:57,122 --> 01:16:58,495
And tell me, Lilith,
1615
01:16:58,597 --> 01:17:00,327
just why would I do that?
1616
01:17:03,571 --> 01:17:05,167
Because I'm the daughter
of Eridia.
1617
01:17:07,070 --> 01:17:08,801
I've seen that
before somewhere.
1618
01:17:08,903 --> 01:17:09,934
TANNIS: Firehawk.
1619
01:17:10,036 --> 01:17:11,310
Eridian goddess.
1620
01:17:11,412 --> 01:17:12,746
It's your planet, Lilith.
1621
01:17:13,612 --> 01:17:14,808
You have to protect it.
1622
01:17:14,910 --> 01:17:16,682
MOXXI: Mama loved you.
1623
01:17:16,784 --> 01:17:19,043
She always told me
how special you were.
1624
01:17:19,145 --> 01:17:21,281
LILITH: I found it.
1625
01:17:21,383 --> 01:17:22,386
TANNIS: How did...?
LILITH: I don't know.
1626
01:17:22,488 --> 01:17:24,285
Just lucky, I guess.
1627
01:17:28,993 --> 01:17:30,495
CLAPTRAP:
Daughter of Eridia, baby!
1628
01:17:30,597 --> 01:17:32,198
Bet you didn't see that coming!
1629
01:17:32,300 --> 01:17:33,030
(CLAPTRAP LAUGHS)
1630
01:17:34,971 --> 01:17:35,961
But...
1631
01:17:36,063 --> 01:17:36,968
But I'm the special one.
1632
01:17:38,305 --> 01:17:39,333
Oh, you are.
1633
01:17:40,508 --> 01:17:41,676
Just not the way you thought.
1634
01:17:43,311 --> 01:17:44,305
I open the vault...
1635
01:17:45,478 --> 01:17:46,307
the girl goes free.
1636
01:17:49,009 --> 01:17:50,843
You open the vault
1637
01:17:50,945 --> 01:17:52,379
and you all go free.
1638
01:17:53,354 --> 01:17:54,513
You have my word.
1639
01:17:56,623 --> 01:17:58,555
TANNIS: I just figured it out.
1640
01:17:58,657 --> 01:18:01,394
Your mother gave you to me
1641
01:18:01,496 --> 01:18:02,926
to take you away from here,
1642
01:18:03,028 --> 01:18:05,524
so you would never
have to open that vault.
1643
01:18:05,626 --> 01:18:06,866
CLAPTRAP: (SARCASTICALLY)
Well, that worked out great.
1644
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:10,001
I have to open it.
1645
01:18:13,299 --> 01:18:15,107
No salvation without sacrifice.
1646
01:18:15,210 --> 01:18:16,238
Remember?
1647
01:18:17,608 --> 01:18:18,636
But you can't.
1648
01:18:19,181 --> 01:18:20,178
You can't.
1649
01:18:20,281 --> 01:18:21,639
It's fine.
1650
01:18:22,217 --> 01:18:23,311
You're safe.
1651
01:18:24,483 --> 01:18:25,478
And, Tina,
1652
01:18:26,487 --> 01:18:28,346
memories are more powerful
1653
01:18:28,448 --> 01:18:31,291
than anything
Atlas could ever create.
1654
01:18:31,393 --> 01:18:33,920
Now, you got one of me.
1655
01:18:34,022 --> 01:18:35,763
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
1656
01:19:10,422 --> 01:19:12,195
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1657
01:19:30,285 --> 01:19:31,082
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1658
01:19:46,127 --> 01:19:47,428
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1659
01:19:49,269 --> 01:19:50,596
Yes.
1660
01:20:03,782 --> 01:20:05,375
Tannis, what's happening?
1661
01:20:05,477 --> 01:20:07,220
The Eridians have delivered us
1662
01:20:07,322 --> 01:20:08,982
a champion.
1663
01:20:09,084 --> 01:20:10,352
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1664
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:15,291
(EPIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1665
01:20:25,474 --> 01:20:27,131
The legends were true.
1666
01:20:27,233 --> 01:20:28,408
She's the Firehawk.
1667
01:20:28,510 --> 01:20:30,009
Lilith, can you hear me?
1668
01:20:31,777 --> 01:20:34,706
Take me into the vault.
1669
01:20:34,808 --> 01:20:36,950
If you won't, I'm going
to have to hurt your friends.
1670
01:20:38,517 --> 01:20:39,550
(GRUNTS)
1671
01:20:39,652 --> 01:20:40,646
(SOLDIER SCREAMS)
1672
01:20:41,620 --> 01:20:42,587
Pull me up!
1673
01:20:42,689 --> 01:20:43,682
TINY TINA: Lilith, help!
1674
01:20:44,624 --> 01:20:45,354
(TINY TINA SCREAMS)
1675
01:21:04,207 --> 01:21:06,177
- Make it rain, Tina!
- (GRUNTS)
1676
01:21:14,289 --> 01:21:15,354
Attack!
1677
01:21:15,456 --> 01:21:16,187
(ALL YELLING)
1678
01:21:20,694 --> 01:21:21,925
Are you guys shooting?
1679
01:21:22,027 --> 01:21:23,389
I'm sorry,
I didn't feel a thing.
1680
01:21:23,491 --> 01:21:24,263
You get a bullet.
You get a bullet.
1681
01:21:24,366 --> 01:21:25,592
Run, run.
1682
01:21:27,567 --> 01:21:30,597
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1683
01:21:32,701 --> 01:21:34,601
CLAPTRAP: Interplanetary
ninja assassin mode activated.
1684
01:21:36,469 --> 01:21:38,772
Step aside, bitches. (EXCLAIMS)
1685
01:21:38,874 --> 01:21:40,106
(GRUNTS)
1686
01:21:40,208 --> 01:21:41,872
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1687
01:21:44,882 --> 01:21:46,184
(LILITH GROANING)
1688
01:21:57,598 --> 01:21:59,230
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1689
01:22:04,372 --> 01:22:05,137
(GRUNTS)
1690
01:22:08,377 --> 01:22:10,043
(LAUGHING)
1691
01:22:29,431 --> 01:22:30,723
(EXHALING)
1692
01:22:31,631 --> 01:22:33,891
Lilith. Lilith!
1693
01:22:35,732 --> 01:22:36,971
No!
1694
01:22:37,771 --> 01:22:39,567
Lilith, can you hear me?
1695
01:22:42,444 --> 01:22:44,176
(SCREAMING)
1696
01:22:47,948 --> 01:22:49,280
Well, it was fun
while it lasted.
1697
01:22:54,316 --> 01:22:56,782
TANNIS: Lilith. Come on, Lilith.
1698
01:23:04,432 --> 01:23:05,197
Lilith.
1699
01:23:06,391 --> 01:23:07,331
Please wake up.
1700
01:23:08,834 --> 01:23:10,532
LILITH: Tannis, run.
1701
01:23:12,473 --> 01:23:13,205
(GRUNTS)
1702
01:23:15,609 --> 01:23:16,340
(EXHALES)
1703
01:23:19,911 --> 01:23:21,147
(GUNS POWERING UP)
1704
01:23:30,789 --> 01:23:31,982
(STRAINING)
1705
01:23:41,469 --> 01:23:42,732
(ROARS)
1706
01:23:42,834 --> 01:23:45,039
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1707
01:23:49,939 --> 01:23:51,210
(GROANS)
1708
01:23:53,012 --> 01:23:55,643
KRIEG: Nobody kills me but me!
1709
01:24:01,819 --> 01:24:03,013
(GRUNTS)
1710
01:24:10,523 --> 01:24:12,264
CLAPTRAP: Everybody, run!
1711
01:24:14,330 --> 01:24:16,169
- (SOLDIER EXCLAIMS)
- (GASPS)
1712
01:24:20,742 --> 01:24:21,735
SOLDIER: Go! Move, move!
1713
01:24:29,683 --> 01:24:30,447
ROLAND: Shit!
1714
01:24:45,392 --> 01:24:46,529
(TANNIS COUGHING)
1715
01:24:52,104 --> 01:24:53,470
CLAPTRAP: Tannis, you're alive.
1716
01:24:54,004 --> 01:24:55,774
I'm alive!
1717
01:24:55,876 --> 01:24:57,408
This guy, not so much.
1718
01:25:01,915 --> 01:25:03,909
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1719
01:25:05,949 --> 01:25:06,948
A siren.
1720
01:25:07,050 --> 01:25:08,045
ROLAND: Tina!
1721
01:25:08,556 --> 01:25:09,552
Tina!
1722
01:25:10,558 --> 01:25:11,554
Tina!
1723
01:25:15,731 --> 01:25:17,230
Tannis, where's Tina?
1724
01:25:17,797 --> 01:25:18,792
ATLAS: Lilith!
1725
01:25:20,970 --> 01:25:22,999
I warned you
not to disappoint me.
1726
01:25:23,101 --> 01:25:25,604
Take me to the vault now.
1727
01:25:25,706 --> 01:25:27,438
(WHIMPERING)
1728
01:25:46,795 --> 01:25:48,921
CLAPTRAP: Well, shit.
1729
01:25:51,931 --> 01:25:53,024
(TINY TINA GRUNTING)
1730
01:26:00,004 --> 01:26:01,831
Let go of me!
1731
01:26:01,933 --> 01:26:03,177
Keep struggling
and I'll kill you.
1732
01:26:08,979 --> 01:26:10,841
Lilith!
1733
01:26:10,943 --> 01:26:12,010
(VOICE ECHOES)
Lilith, show yourself!
1734
01:26:13,779 --> 01:26:15,288
Show yourself or I kill her!
1735
01:26:16,625 --> 01:26:17,620
I'll do it!
1736
01:26:18,517 --> 01:26:19,653
Believe me.
1737
01:26:19,755 --> 01:26:20,953
LILITH: (VOICE ECHOES)
Oh, I believe you.
1738
01:26:22,489 --> 01:26:23,725
ATLAS: Ah, Lilith.
1739
01:26:25,491 --> 01:26:26,233
This is...
1740
01:26:30,001 --> 01:26:31,370
unbelievable.
1741
01:26:34,538 --> 01:26:36,837
So much more
than I ever imagined.
1742
01:26:40,008 --> 01:26:43,582
The treasures of a race
who once ruled the galaxies.
1743
01:26:43,684 --> 01:26:44,680
Look.
1744
01:26:47,153 --> 01:26:49,256
The power. Can you feel it?
1745
01:26:50,054 --> 01:26:51,489
Can you...
1746
01:26:53,896 --> 01:26:55,592
LILITH: Yeah, I can feel it.
1747
01:26:56,890 --> 01:26:59,766
Honestly, it makes me
a little sick.
1748
01:26:59,868 --> 01:27:01,592
You'll get used to it.
1749
01:27:01,694 --> 01:27:03,193
LILITH: Yeah. You see...
1750
01:27:03,295 --> 01:27:06,163
I have something that a man
like you will never have.
1751
01:27:08,973 --> 01:27:09,936
Enough.
1752
01:27:13,246 --> 01:27:14,413
ATLAS: Lilith.
LILITH: Over here.
1753
01:27:16,751 --> 01:27:17,650
Lose something?
1754
01:27:17,752 --> 01:27:18,747
(POWERS DOWN)
1755
01:27:19,555 --> 01:27:20,551
Tina!
1756
01:27:21,690 --> 01:27:22,718
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1757
01:27:27,026 --> 01:27:27,789
TINY TINA: Ta-da.
1758
01:27:29,565 --> 01:27:30,297
(GROANS)
1759
01:27:31,931 --> 01:27:32,995
LILITH: Bye-bye.
1760
01:27:33,097 --> 01:27:34,826
No, Lilith.
1761
01:27:34,928 --> 01:27:35,929
- Lilith, please.
- LILITH: Don't worry.
1762
01:27:37,269 --> 01:27:38,899
You won't get lonely down here.
1763
01:27:40,741 --> 01:27:41,971
No. No.
1764
01:27:42,073 --> 01:27:43,808
No, no, no. No!
1765
01:27:43,910 --> 01:27:45,378
Lilith! Tina!
1766
01:27:46,044 --> 01:27:48,577
No, no, no!
1767
01:27:48,679 --> 01:27:50,075
- (MUFFLED SCREAMING)
- (CREATURE ROARING)
1768
01:27:57,858 --> 01:27:58,985
(SCREAMING)
1769
01:28:03,127 --> 01:28:04,727
(CROWD CHEERING)
1770
01:28:07,202 --> 01:28:08,929
(LIKE SUGAR
BY CHAKA KHAN PLAYING)
1771
01:28:15,274 --> 01:28:16,409
♪ It's like sugar ♪
1772
01:28:17,945 --> 01:28:18,609
♪ So sweet ♪
1773
01:28:21,574 --> 01:28:22,613
(ULULATING)
1774
01:28:24,219 --> 01:28:26,050
CLAPTRAP: Excuse me!
Coming through.
1775
01:28:26,152 --> 01:28:27,981
Make way for the hero!
1776
01:28:29,287 --> 01:28:31,281
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
1777
01:28:32,121 --> 01:28:33,550
Hey.
1778
01:28:33,652 --> 01:28:34,427
You hear that?
1779
01:28:35,290 --> 01:28:36,657
What?
1780
01:28:36,759 --> 01:28:40,257
That I think is what
peace sounds like.
1781
01:28:41,627 --> 01:28:42,369
(ROLAND SCOFFS)
1782
01:28:43,003 --> 01:28:44,030
ROLAND: Enjoy it.
1783
01:28:45,071 --> 01:28:46,169
Let's make it last.
1784
01:28:46,271 --> 01:28:47,867
I made you a little tea.
1785
01:28:47,969 --> 01:28:49,838
I thought you might be
a little dehydrated.
1786
01:29:02,188 --> 01:29:03,951
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
1787
01:29:21,208 --> 01:29:22,942
All right, guys. Let's, um...
1788
01:29:23,044 --> 01:29:24,208
Let's join the party.
1789
01:29:24,310 --> 01:29:27,079
CLAPTRAP: All right! Hooray!
1790
01:29:27,181 --> 01:29:30,173
Whoops. Premature celebration.
1791
01:29:30,276 --> 01:29:31,541
- That's never happened before.
- (ALL LAUGHING)
1792
01:29:31,644 --> 01:29:32,683
You ready?
1793
01:29:34,055 --> 01:29:35,116
We'll meet you there.
1794
01:29:35,219 --> 01:29:36,888
I got you.
1795
01:29:36,990 --> 01:29:37,957
Come on, Krieg.
1796
01:29:38,059 --> 01:29:39,058
Time to go get drunk.
1797
01:29:39,160 --> 01:29:41,087
KRIEG: Glorious meat fiesta.
1798
01:29:44,865 --> 01:29:45,597
So...
1799
01:29:47,164 --> 01:29:48,160
Uh...
1800
01:29:49,135 --> 01:29:50,569
I don't think so.
1801
01:29:51,334 --> 01:29:52,937
Come on. (SIGHS)
1802
01:29:53,039 --> 01:29:53,869
Do the thing.
1803
01:29:56,374 --> 01:29:58,103
I'm a bit old, I think,
1804
01:29:58,205 --> 01:30:00,947
to be setting myself on fire
for your amusement.
1805
01:30:01,049 --> 01:30:02,207
You know you want to.
1806
01:30:05,716 --> 01:30:06,712
LILITH: Let me
tell you everything
1807
01:30:06,814 --> 01:30:09,082
you need to know about Pandora.
1808
01:30:10,057 --> 01:30:10,790
She's dangerous.
1809
01:30:10,892 --> 01:30:12,281
She's dirty.
1810
01:30:12,384 --> 01:30:14,758
And she's definitely
a toxic waste dump.
1811
01:30:16,229 --> 01:30:17,926
But, she's my home.
1812
01:30:22,036 --> 01:30:23,827
(CLAPTRAP SCOFFS)
1813
01:30:23,929 --> 01:30:25,505
CLAPTRAP: What a show-off.
1814
01:30:25,607 --> 01:30:26,801
(SHINE A LITTLE LIGHT
BY THE BLACK KEYS PLAYING)
1815
01:30:26,903 --> 01:30:29,542
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1816
01:30:31,337 --> 01:30:33,370
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1817
01:30:35,283 --> 01:30:38,309
♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1818
01:30:39,917 --> 01:30:44,887
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1819
01:31:05,271 --> 01:31:08,339
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1820
01:31:10,046 --> 01:31:13,518
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1821
01:31:13,620 --> 01:31:16,853
♪ I'm waiting, praying
Patiently ♪
1822
01:31:18,626 --> 01:31:21,352
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1823
01:31:24,796 --> 01:31:27,600
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1824
01:31:29,395 --> 01:31:31,362
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1825
01:31:33,341 --> 01:31:36,202
♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1826
01:31:38,173 --> 01:31:40,613
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1827
01:31:44,011 --> 01:31:47,015
♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1828
01:31:49,085 --> 01:31:52,218
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1829
01:32:14,175 --> 01:32:16,979
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1830
01:32:18,884 --> 01:32:20,686
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1831
01:32:22,689 --> 01:32:25,658
♪ I'm waiting, praying
Patiently ♪
1832
01:32:27,328 --> 01:32:29,854
Woo-hoo! Check these moves.
1833
01:32:29,956 --> 01:32:32,062
I come to dance, mofo.
1834
01:32:32,165 --> 01:32:33,429
(WHOOPING)
1835
01:32:33,531 --> 01:32:36,026
(EXCLAIMS RHYTHMICALLY)
1836
01:32:36,128 --> 01:32:37,731
Twerk it. Work it out, now.
1837
01:32:37,833 --> 01:32:38,897
Do the Claptrap. It's my...
1838
01:32:38,999 --> 01:32:40,403
Oh, hey! Hey, wait! No, no, no!
1839
01:32:40,505 --> 01:32:42,074
What's goin' on here? No!
1840
01:32:42,176 --> 01:32:43,108
It's my Easter egg!
1841
01:32:43,210 --> 01:32:44,439
Ah! You son of a...
1842
01:32:44,541 --> 01:32:46,435
Don't make me leave!
1843
01:32:46,538 --> 01:32:48,905
Not when I'm giving the people
what they want!
1844
01:32:49,007 --> 01:32:50,749
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1845
01:33:38,233 --> 01:33:39,963
(SERENE MUSIC PLAYING)
1846
01:34:31,518 --> 01:34:33,511
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1847
01:40:29,642 --> 01:40:31,407
(MUSIC FADES)