1 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:07,924 Hey. 2 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,509 [country music playing softly] 3 00:00:09,592 --> 00:00:11,011 You're getting a late start. 4 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:11,928 [Colt] Yeah. 5 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,181 Lisa Neumann's gonna put me out of business. 6 00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:19,811 I can't prove that trich didn't start on my ranch. 7 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,649 I don't know what to do. 8 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:29,612 I figured you were struggling with it when I saw your Magic 8 Ball out. 9 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:32,782 Yeah. 10 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:36,286 Remind me to "ask again later." 11 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:39,873 [sniffs] 12 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,417 I got Dale checking around 13 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:45,211 to see if any other ranch has got the trich. 14 00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:46,796 You be careful. 15 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:48,590 You owe Dale a favor, 16 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:51,801 one night you'll end up over at his house playing fucking Boggle. 17 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:57,348 Hey. 18 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:59,559 Oh! There he is! 19 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:01,478 My partner, 20 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,730 who was a no-show yesterday. 21 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:04,689 Yeah. 22 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,150 I screwed up, I'm sorry. 23 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:08,651 -Yeah. -I... 24 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:13,198 I had found out that my buddy Koosh killed himself, so... 25 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,408 Jesus Christ. 26 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:18,787 Shit. 27 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:22,791 So sorry, man. 28 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:26,628 How are you doing? 29 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:30,090 Well, not fucking great. 30 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,675 That's a sad fucking thing, 31 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:35,095 soldiers come home and think that's their only option. 32 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:38,306 Look... 33 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,558 if you're still up for it, I'd... 34 00:01:41,392 --> 00:01:43,228 like to check out one of those meetings. 35 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:44,729 Course I am. 36 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:46,523 Great. 37 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:49,984 Yeah, man, last night was... 38 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:52,195 miserable. 39 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:55,782 Koosh's wife asked me to call all the guys in the platoon, 40 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:57,283 and tell them what happened. 41 00:01:57,826 --> 00:01:59,452 I had to get drunk to do it. 42 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:02,497 Guess I misdialed, 'cause I ended up 43 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:05,083 telling the Domino's guy Koosh killed himself. 44 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,296 He was real cool though, man. 45 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,632 He came over and he sat with me for a while. 46 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:14,968 Was it Scott G? 47 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:15,927 Yes. 48 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:19,305 -He's a fucking great guy. -Yeah. 49 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,182 When me and Abby split, 50 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,810 he came over, and he brought me a free lava cake. 51 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,105 He also brought his guitar... 52 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,150 played "Dust in the Wind." 53 00:02:31,442 --> 00:02:33,069 Well, he must like you a lot more. 54 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,780 All he brought me was some crushed pepper packets. 55 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:40,451 And he played that fucking "Baby Shark" song 56 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:41,786 on a harmonica. 57 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,331 [country music playing] 58 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:48,418 ♪ Cowboys ain't easy to love ♪ 59 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:51,045 ♪ And they're harder to hold ♪ 60 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:56,050 ♪ And they'd rather give you a song ♪ 61 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:58,803 ♪ Than diamonds or gold ♪ 62 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:05,602 ♪ Lone Star belt buckles And old faded Levi's ♪ 63 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:09,022 ♪ And each night begins a new day ♪ 64 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:13,401 ♪ If you don't understand him ♪ 65 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,445 ♪ And he don't die young ♪ 66 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:18,489 ♪ He'll probably just ride away ♪ 67 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:25,496 ♪ Mamas, don't let your babies Grow up to be cowboys ♪ 68 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:33,213 ♪ Don't let 'em pick guitars And drive them old trucks ♪ 69 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:38,468 ♪ Let 'em be doctors and lawyers And such ♪ 70 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:46,392 ♪ Mamas, don't let your babies Grow up to be cowboys ♪ 71 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:50,188 All right, this is your room. 72 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:54,025 I mean, I know it's not, like, done, but... 73 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:57,195 it should service the "bow-chicka-bow-bow." 74 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:00,949 It's nice. 75 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,326 Oh, and, uh, 76 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:07,247 yeah, no, that switch does not do what you think it does. 77 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:11,542 The dishwasher only works if that's flipped on. 78 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,963 So don't fucking fiddle with it. 79 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:20,593 I did the paint, like, neutral. 80 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:23,012 It's called "Whispering Peach." 81 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,474 What's the peach whispering? 82 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:30,812 "Paint me a different color"? 83 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:36,109 I do appreciate you making room for us, Colt. 84 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:39,570 Yeah, well, I know it's not ideal, but... 85 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:43,449 I want you guys to know this is your home, too. 86 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:48,246 All right, I'm gonna go hook up the washer and dryer. 87 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:52,292 Uh, oh, if you need the Wi-Fi password, it's "Ilovemydaddy", all one word. 88 00:04:57,755 --> 00:04:58,756 Here we are. 89 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:02,969 Living in a house built by a man with eight concussions. 90 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:05,722 You know, 91 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:08,599 once we move all our stuff in, it's gonna be great. 92 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:11,352 And I don't know if you noticed, but out that window, 93 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:14,689 you have a clear shot to any solicitors coming up the drive. 94 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,484 You always say the right thing. 95 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:23,489 Truth is, I'll be happy living anywhere, as long as I'm with you. 96 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:24,574 Mmm. 97 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:28,411 [chuckles] Beau Bennett, happy? 98 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:30,663 You're such a shitty liar. 99 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:31,914 [laughs] 100 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:35,251 [alarm beeping] 101 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,294 [alarm stops] 102 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,300 That does not do what I thought it did. 103 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:47,472 [knocks] 104 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:48,681 Hey, Joanne. 105 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,099 Oh, hey, Maggie! 106 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:53,144 Hey, Colt just told me you guys are moving in with him. 107 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:56,564 [sighs] It's gonna be hard, living in that guest room. 108 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:58,858 Mostly because when you open the door, there's Colt. 109 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:00,568 Yeah. 110 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:03,529 And when Beau saw the room, he got that look on his face, 111 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:06,491 like he gets when SportsCenter shows soccer highlights. 112 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:07,408 Okay. 113 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:09,118 Look... 114 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,954 I wanna give you guys my Airstream. 115 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,916 I mean, you've been so great with the family, 116 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:17,627 and I know with the diagnosis, things are a bit uncertain, 117 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,879 so this could be fun for y'all. 118 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:22,965 Although I will have to clean a bunch of weed out of there 119 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:23,925 before I do it. 120 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:25,593 No, that's okay, you can leave it there. 121 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:26,677 [laughs] 122 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:28,846 Hey, Maggie, this is really generous of you. 123 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:32,266 -Thank you very much, but I-- -No, just think about it, all right? 124 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:35,186 I mean, you could finally have a space of your own. 125 00:06:35,269 --> 00:06:36,104 And plus, 126 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:37,980 if your neighbors piss you off, 127 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,565 you just drive your house away. 128 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:40,733 [laughs] Oh, well, 129 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,819 with Beau, we'd be on the road forever. 130 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:43,736 [knocking] 131 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,739 Hey, Joanne. Hey, Maggie. 132 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:47,949 Is this a good time? 133 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:49,075 I came to bring you money. 134 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:50,743 Oh, it's a great time. 135 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,204 It's the bail money you guys loaned me. 136 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:54,872 I got probation. 137 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,917 Oh, my God! 138 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,421 I made a good argument for self-defense, 139 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,673 and the DA gave me a plea bargain. 140 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:07,635 So, I just have to wear an ankle bracelet, but, I mean, that's no big deal. 141 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:09,595 At this point, I feel naked without one. 142 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:10,805 [both laughing] 143 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:13,808 [cows mooing] 144 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:17,228 What-- 145 00:07:17,311 --> 00:07:18,396 [country music playing] 146 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:19,480 What are you doing? 147 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,232 Why is the couch like that? 148 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:23,276 [stammers] 149 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:24,902 It is perfectly aligned... 150 00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:27,405 for playing Call of Duty. 151 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:32,493 Which, by the way, is in your Amazon shopping cart. 152 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,165 Look, there's only eight more hours of free Christmas delivery. 153 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:40,668 Okay, is setting up Xbox really that important right now? 154 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:43,588 We invited everyone over for Christmas dinner in three days, 155 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:46,883 and I'd like them to ring the doorbell without the garage door opening. 156 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:50,386 I'm sorry... 157 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:53,931 that the house that I built for us... 158 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:54,932 Here we go. 159 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,436 ...with my own two hands... 160 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:01,314 is not perfect. 161 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,234 But I'm pretty sure... 162 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:08,321 that when you walk down those stairs, 163 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,239 you will not fall through. 164 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:12,909 Yeah. 165 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:13,826 Now. 166 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:18,122 Colt, c'mon. Look around! 167 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,374 There's shit everywhere! 168 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,710 And your dad and Joanne's room isn't even finished yet. 169 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:23,628 And by the way, 170 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:25,838 we're gonna be possibly sued by Neumann's Hill 171 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:26,797 and lose everything! 172 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:29,550 Okay, why don't we just move in in a couple weeks, 173 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,302 have Christmas dinner at your dad's? 174 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:34,138 We promised each other we would be in here by Christmas. 175 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:35,932 So I'll be damned... 176 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:37,475 if on Christmas morning, 177 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:40,478 we ain't wearing our matching Olaf pajamas. 178 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:45,525 And come down them stairs, without falling through, 179 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,486 don't put any weight on the banister, 180 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:52,782 and have a merry fucking Christmas! 181 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,830 I think I'm pregnant. 182 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,124 What? 183 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:08,464 I'm late, okay? 184 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,300 And I feel exactly the same way I did when I was pregnant with Peyton. 185 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,720 I'm hot, and then I'm cold, and it's not just because when I charge my cell phone 186 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,013 the thermostat changes! 187 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:18,766 Wow. 188 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:23,271 I know, I know. 189 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:26,148 This isn't great timing, with everything that's going on... 190 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,650 No, the timing is not... 191 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:29,819 perfect... 192 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,239 but having a child is a... 193 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,992 blessing, no matter what. 194 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:38,869 Let's not overreact, okay? 195 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:39,829 Let's... 196 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,331 Let me start by taking the test, 197 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,584 see if there's anything to worry about, okay? 198 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:47,169 Okay, Ab, if we really wanna fail a test, 199 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,713 I think I should take it. 200 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:55,469 Anyway, I'm just glad to be home. 201 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,930 Okay, does anyone else have something to say? 202 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,641 You wanna say something? 203 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:01,892 No, I'm good. 204 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:07,982 My name's Beau. 205 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,401 Vietnam was my war. 206 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:11,944 It's nice seeing... 207 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:16,073 soldiers looking out for each other at home, 208 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,035 just like when we were all over there. 209 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,871 Even you navy fellas. 210 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:26,250 Lord knows, the government isn't looking out for us. 211 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:28,961 Anyway... 212 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:30,838 that's it. 213 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:32,715 Thank you, Beau. 214 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:34,967 Nice note to end on. 215 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,054 If anyone wants to stay, they're having bingo at eight, 216 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:41,098 and for those of you who are still having issues with loud noises, 217 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,434 the game does get pretty out of control. 218 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,649 Ah, actually, can I say something? 219 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,442 Sure, go ahead. 220 00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:53,110 Uh... [clears throat] 221 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:55,696 I'm Luke. 222 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:59,241 I was in the army for 12 years, 223 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:02,286 most of that time in Iraq, 224 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,330 and... 225 00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:09,251 I used to man this checkpoint with my buddy Koosh. 226 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,754 And the locals... 227 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:15,841 used to get a kick out of me having blond hair and blue eyes. 228 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,843 They were fascinated with it. 229 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:18,844 So... 230 00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:20,971 Koosh told these guys that... 231 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:24,183 I was Leonardo DiCaprio from the Titanic. 232 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,354 Uncle Beau probably remembers the day that sank. 233 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:32,566 I remember the day you walked home from this fucking meeting. 234 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,360 [laughs] Uh... 235 00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:36,612 So, yeah, this one time, I was... 236 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:40,574 I was signing an autograph to this fruit vendor, 237 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:44,662 and I wrote, "Asif, I will never let go 238 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,623 of your decadent apricots. 239 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:49,583 Your pal, Leo." 240 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:53,087 And, you know, over time, 241 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:56,507 this Asif guy and I became friendly. 242 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,510 He was a... a really good dude. 243 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:02,513 He used to sneak fruit to the kids that couldn't afford it. 244 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:05,933 It was really nice to... 245 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:09,353 see a little slice of humanity in the middle of that... 246 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:10,646 shithole. 247 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,483 And then one day, my unit... 248 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,362 was asked to lead an assault on some insurgents, 249 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:22,950 and we kick down this door, and... 250 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,036 Asif is standing there on the other side, 251 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,248 pointing a gun at me, and... 252 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,209 I froze. 253 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,881 And he didn't, he shot, and... 254 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,507 missed me... 255 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,843 and so Koosh... 256 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,137 took him out. 257 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:47,266 'Cause, you know, 258 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,644 fucking... him or us. 259 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,606 And, uh... 260 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:03,240 there's just not really a day that goes by that I don't see his face. 261 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,160 I assume it's the... 262 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,412 same for Koosh. 263 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,664 Or it was, he... 264 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,083 he killed himself a couple days ago, 265 00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:15,920 I imagine... 266 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,380 'cause of moments like that, 267 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:20,966 and... 268 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:24,970 it fucking scares me, because... 269 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:26,639 I have... 270 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,934 a hundred moments like that. 271 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:31,852 And... 272 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:37,483 You know, I imagine you guys do too. 273 00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:42,863 That's all I got, thank you. [clears throat] 274 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:44,615 Thanks, Luke. 275 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,242 I'm glad you came. 276 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,993 Yeah, thank you. 277 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:51,247 See you guys next week. 278 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:59,463 [country music playing] 279 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,048 Oh, my God, I'm so... 280 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:04,176 No, I-- I'm nervous, okay, I hate this. 281 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,887 This is worse than waiting for my SAT scores. 282 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,514 Yeah, or, like, something important, 283 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,307 like prom king voting. 284 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,769 -Okay. Hey. -Yes? 285 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,062 Come on. 286 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,772 Now, no matter what happens, 287 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,440 -we got this, right? -Okay. 288 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,485 I mean, we got... There's a room for my dad and Joanne, 289 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,863 and then Peyton's got her room, 290 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,489 the baby can stay in our room, 291 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:29,034 which is much safer, because none of the outlets in there work. 292 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,204 I mean, we don't even have to get all new stuff, 293 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:35,332 you know, 'cause if it's a girl, she can just wear all Peyton's clothes. 294 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,167 If it's a boy, he can wear Peyton's clothes, 295 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:40,337 and we just teach him how to, you know, kick people's ass. 296 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,548 Hey. 297 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,469 [country music continues playing softly] 298 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,598 We're in this together. 299 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,894 That's the only thing that matters. 300 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:56,353 Right? 301 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,605 Thanks, Bennett. 302 00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,732 [timer alert rings] 303 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,066 Oh, my God, let's do this. 304 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,860 Okay, all right. Whoo! 305 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,236 Okay. 306 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:06,655 Hya! 307 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,867 -Not pregnant! -Oh! 308 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:10,784 Dodged a bullet! 309 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:11,702 Wow! 310 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:14,705 Yeah, we did! 311 00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:19,043 Okay, this is gonna sound weird... 312 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,547 -I'm a little bummed. -Oh, my God! 313 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,342 So am I! And I know this is not the right time. 314 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,760 This is a horrible time! 315 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:31,263 -I mean, we can't even afford another kid. -We're beyond broke! 316 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,225 But I kinda want another kid! 317 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,144 Yeah. 318 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:38,687 So did I. 319 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,899 That's why we're rednecks. 320 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:45,736 You know... 321 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,450 -...we could... -What? 322 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:54,620 -...work on having another baby right now. -[laughs] Oh. 323 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:57,539 I mean, it is fun. 324 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,874 It's so fun. 325 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,793 -It is so... -Oh, no! 326 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,545 No, Miss Phillips, don't put me in detention! 327 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,344 Hey! 328 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,471 Sorry I'm late. 329 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,139 [chuckling] 330 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:18,394 I saw old Hal the postman as I was coming out. 331 00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:21,313 [chuckles] Boy, that guy can talk. 332 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:26,694 Did you know that the first postman that wore shorts got fired? 333 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,571 And then in 19 and 58-- 334 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,614 Dale! 335 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:34,159 Did you hear anything about any other ranchers having the trich? 336 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,704 Oh, come on, now we'll never find out what happened 337 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,164 between 19 and 58 and now. 338 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:44,461 I found out the Mooney and Etheridge ranches had the trich, 339 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,506 but none of the Neumann's Hills had it before you did. 340 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,300 Fucking Mooney and Etheridge, you know? 341 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,511 They're always in here with their pal Gunderson, 342 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:53,637 trying to scam me. 343 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,306 I mean, they come in with coupons from other bars. 344 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,433 This isn't Walmart. 345 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,268 I don't fucking price match, okay? 346 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,062 Wait a second. 347 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,273 Gunderson... 348 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,110 He became a Neumann's Hill ranch, like, two years ago, didn't he? 349 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,990 Yeah. Now his two best friends both have a trich outbreak? 350 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,951 That's a pretty big coincidence, I'd say. 351 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,661 I've seen bigger. 352 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,497 Like, on the whole planet Dagobah, 353 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,709 Luke Skywalker just happens to land 354 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,545 50 feet from Yoda's house? 355 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:31,050 I don't know, man, crazy stuff happens all the time. 356 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,510 My college buddy and I got chlamydia at the exact same time, 357 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,304 and he wasn't even seeing anybody. 358 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,182 Oh, my God. 359 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,350 He was fucking my girlfriend. 360 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,687 Holy shit. 361 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,148 Check this out. 362 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:49,193 There's Lisa Neumann's prize bull 363 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,402 on the Mooney ranch, 364 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,905 one week before it ever showed up at Iron River. 365 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,032 Fuck, he posted it on Facebook. 366 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:58,827 So, what, you think Gunderson was loaning his bull out to his buddies? 367 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:04,041 Oh, that's kinda like when we figured out Dale's HBO GO password 368 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,710 and gave it to everyone, so we could all watch Game of Thrones. 369 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:07,753 Whoa, now. 370 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,465 Hold it. If I can prove that there was a trich outbreak 371 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,759 on the Mooney ranch before there was on mine, 372 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,095 Lisa Neumann will have to drop the lawsuit. 373 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:19,139 It's not gonna prove anything, she'll just say it's Photoshopped. 374 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,433 There's gotta be some way to prove it. 375 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:26,271 HBO GO threatened to cancel my account. 376 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:30,359 You can HBO GO fuck yourself. 377 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,156 [Beau] Hey. 378 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:37,658 Hey. 379 00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:39,743 [country music playing softly] 380 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,537 You decorating out here too? 381 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,038 Well, yeah. 382 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:47,543 People that sneak out here to get high deserve to have Christmas too. 383 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,129 And by people, I mean myself. 384 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:55,384 Joanne tells me you wanna give us your Airstream. 385 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,719 That's a very nice offer, Mags, 386 00:18:58,428 --> 00:18:59,721 but we can't take it. 387 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:04,143 You should sell that thing, and use the money down in Florida. 388 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,896 Buy something nice for yourself, or... 389 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:09,606 for your friend... 390 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:12,818 or your partner. 391 00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:14,736 Or... 392 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,906 you know, your... Julie. 393 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:21,368 You know, 394 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,204 just seeing you try to say that... 395 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:25,873 was gift enough. 396 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,252 I'd love to meet her sometime. 397 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,838 Maybe I'll bring her next time I come back. 398 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,798 I think you guys would get along. 399 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,091 You both like whiskey, 400 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,135 both wear UGGs, 401 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,095 both like Fords... 402 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,556 Oh, shit! I'm living with Beau Bennett again. 403 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,016 [Beau chuckles] 404 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,686 Well, I hope she makes you happier than I did. 405 00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,814 I wouldn't change any time that we had together, Beau, 406 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,691 or the time we had apart. 407 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,277 And here we are, we're both happy. 408 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,572 We got to watch those beautiful boys grow up. 409 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:02,201 Yeah. 410 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,495 I guess I wouldn't change anything either. 411 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,498 Well, maybe one thing. 412 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,795 When you asked me did I wanna have a second kid, 413 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,089 or get a dog, 414 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,051 I should've driven us to the pound. 415 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:23,972 [holiday music playing softly] 416 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,515 -Hey, everybody. -[bottles clack] 417 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:30,437 Welcome to Maggie's for the last Christmas party ever, 418 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:35,943 and in place of the usual "you break it, you buy it" policy, 419 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,612 tonight, it's "take whatever the fuck you want, 420 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,822 -I'm leaving here tomorrow." -[cheering, chattering] 421 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:41,740 [Colt] Yeah! 422 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:42,824 Although, 423 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,410 if I witness a crime, by law, 424 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,079 I'm gonna have to report it, 425 00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:50,540 unless, of course, you're a client. [chuckles] 426 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,501 Business cards at the end of the bar. 427 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,838 -[Colt] We're off the hook. -[Abby] Yeah. 428 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,592 -[Colt] Whoa, Beer Pong! -[Abby] Oh! 429 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,636 Wilkerson... 430 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,429 Wow. 431 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,598 Good seeing you guys on the one day a year 432 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,392 you didn't have to wear a costume. 433 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:09,935 We're undercover. 434 00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:11,895 There's been a lot of shoplifting at the mall... 435 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,440 and I'm the only guy on the force that can fit into this costume. 436 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,987 In this suit, I don't have to pay for anything at the food court. 437 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,781 I got, like, ten slices of Sbarro in my sack. 438 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,200 [Abby laughs] 439 00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:30,372 [Colt] Heather. 440 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:32,499 Hey. 441 00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:33,625 Hey. 442 00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:35,168 Well... 443 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,671 I heard the news about your mom. 444 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:40,007 That's awesome. 445 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:40,966 Thanks... 446 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,093 for everything, really. 447 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:45,971 When I called you from the trailer, 448 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,681 pretty much thought my life was over, 449 00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:48,598 so... 450 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,143 I don't know what I would have done without you. 451 00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:53,603 Yeah, well, I'd do it again in a second. 452 00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:56,440 I'm just glad everything worked out. 453 00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:58,400 [sighs] 454 00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,444 I always hated that Nick guy, anyway, 455 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,738 ever since I saw him drinking a Corona Light. 456 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:06,158 Merry Christmas. 457 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,035 Merry Christmas. 458 00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:11,872 Beau Bennett! 459 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:16,585 Come do a Jell-O shot with me, you son of a bitch. 460 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:17,502 [laughs] 461 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,755 The only red jiggly thing I'm shooting 462 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,631 is you, you son of a bitch. 463 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:23,133 [all laughing] 464 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:26,470 Well... 465 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:29,473 I know this sounds crazy, since we're married, but... 466 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,934 I don't think we've ever had an actual first date. 467 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,812 What, you don't call hooking up in the ball pit 468 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:38,023 at the McDonald's play place a first date? 469 00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:40,859 Different guy. 470 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:42,944 We should go on a first date. 471 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:43,987 Yeah. 472 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,030 Where you wanna go? 473 00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:47,032 I feel like I'd really be missing out 474 00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:48,367 if I didn't pick McDonald's. 475 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:50,786 -[laughs] -[Christmas music continues playing] 476 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,080 Holy shit! 477 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:56,583 It's Kenny and Tanya Showers. 478 00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:58,418 Hey, that's my ex-fiance, 479 00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:01,797 and the hottest weather girl any of us have ever seen. Hi! 480 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,382 Hey, hi! 481 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:04,758 -Hey. -Hey. 482 00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:07,719 We wanted to say goodbye, we're moving to Hawaii. 483 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:10,514 Yeah, I'm running the Maui Marriott, 484 00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:12,265 and she's gonna be the local weather girl 485 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,351 at KPNA, "the pineapple." 486 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:16,019 I've been practicing. 487 00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:19,689 Did you know that in "tsunami," the "t" is silent? 488 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,943 All right, well, we gotta finish making the rounds. 489 00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:24,736 She's getting a lot of goodbye hugs. 490 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,614 -Well, I need a hug. -I need a hug! [laughs] 491 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:28,990 [Abby] Oh! 492 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:33,829 Babe? 493 00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:37,999 I'm gonna miss you, Maggie. 494 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,793 You're my best friend. 495 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:41,962 Huh. 496 00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:43,755 What's my last name, Hank? 497 00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:46,383 Saloon? 498 00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:49,678 Bring it in. 499 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,012 [both laughing] 500 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:52,722 [groans] 501 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,267 My mom is driving me crazy! 502 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:56,601 "A bar, really? 503 00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:57,602 It's Christmas Eve, 504 00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,479 you should be at home, drinking with family." 505 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,232 How does she even know that I'm here? 506 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:05,318 She tracks you on your cell phone. 507 00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:07,279 Same way I knew the other day, 508 00:24:07,362 --> 00:24:09,531 you stopped at Sonic and didn't get me shit. 509 00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:13,535 Oh, my God. 510 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:14,828 Hmm? 511 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,330 That's it! 512 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:20,667 I gotta go. 513 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:22,127 Wait, what, is everything okay? 514 00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:24,546 Yeah, everything's fine. I just gotta take care of something. 515 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,006 Wait, before you go. Hang on. 516 00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:27,090 I got you something. 517 00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:29,509 Oh, my God. 518 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:30,427 [laughing] 519 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:31,845 It's really happening. 520 00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:33,013 This... Is it... 521 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,433 It's the new Call of Duty! 522 00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:37,893 Oh! 523 00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:40,520 Wait... 524 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:43,648 it's for PlayStation. 525 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:44,900 Yeah, so? 526 00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:47,194 I have an Xbox. 527 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:51,239 What's the difference? Just fucking plug it in! 528 00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:54,659 Plug it in. 529 00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:57,037 -Just plug it in? -[whispers] Plug it in. 530 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:01,082 Oh, my God. 531 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,418 -I can't do this right now. -What? 532 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,671 I love you, but... 533 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:09,090 I can't do this right now. 534 00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:10,467 Colt! 535 00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:13,970 -Merry Christmas, Colt! -[mocking] "Merry Christmas, Colt!" 536 00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:22,562 Hey, Lisa. 537 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,648 Colt, what are you doing here? 538 00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:26,399 I need to show you something. 539 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:33,490 Then why are you showing me a picture of Colin Farrell's hair? 540 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:35,784 Shit, sorry. 541 00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:36,993 Although... 542 00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:38,370 how cool would I look with that? 543 00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:39,538 Colt... 544 00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:41,248 I got it. 545 00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:44,334 You know Mooney's ranch got the trich, right? 546 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:45,794 - Mmm. -[Colt] Mmm? 547 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:48,129 This is a picture... 548 00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:50,757 of your prize bull... 549 00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:55,804 on Mooney's ranch one week before it ever showed up at Iron River. 550 00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:59,975 So there's no way that I'm responsible for your trich outbreak. 551 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:02,060 Boom! Mic drop. 552 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,313 I thought there'd be a rug there. 553 00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:06,481 It's fine. 554 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,816 Oh, no, it's cracked. 555 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:10,277 God! And, of course, I didn't get the AppleCare. 556 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:13,613 Anyway, I didn't cause your trich outbreak. 557 00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:17,659 Colt, you're gonna need more evidence than a Facebook photo. 558 00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:19,077 Mm-hmm. 559 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,079 Yeah, I thought you might say that... 560 00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:24,040 which is why I have more evidence, 561 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:26,293 thanks to my wife's mother. 562 00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:27,586 Your mother-in-law? 563 00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:28,920 You know her? 564 00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:34,509 See, she uses Abby's cell phone to track her, 565 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,011 and then I remembered... 566 00:26:37,053 --> 00:26:38,805 you fired Rooster 567 00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:42,976 'cause he wasn't putting tracking devices on your cows fast enough. 568 00:26:43,059 --> 00:26:46,438 He was also frequently nude in front of our security cameras. 569 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,941 Well, you know, Rooster's account is still active. 570 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:54,029 He only ever had one password. 571 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:55,864 "Colt sucks". 572 00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:58,908 Which is actually really smart, 'cause nobody'd guess it, 573 00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:00,744 'cause obviously I don't suck. 574 00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:03,663 I feel like I'm watching an episode of Matlock, 575 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:05,749 where Matlock has a concussion. 576 00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:09,669 See... 577 00:27:11,671 --> 00:27:13,632 that's the thing about people like you. 578 00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:19,220 You think you're better than people like me. 579 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:22,557 Well, you're not. 580 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:27,312 And there's a hell of a lot more people like me than people like you... 581 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:29,856 and we don't stop, 582 00:27:30,523 --> 00:27:31,775 and we don't quit, 583 00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:33,485 and our land... 584 00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:35,987 it's not just an investment. 585 00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:37,947 It's our home. 586 00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:40,617 And we will die... 587 00:27:41,534 --> 00:27:43,161 before we stop fighting for it. 588 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:47,207 You know, I think Chumbawamba said it best: 589 00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:51,127 "I get knocked down, 590 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,005 but I get up again." 591 00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:59,386 Now that's... that's very... 592 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:00,887 inspiring, Colt, 593 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,139 but what exactly is your point? 594 00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:06,601 Well, I used Rooster's password... 595 00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:08,937 to log into your system, 596 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:12,399 and I confirmed by your geotags... 597 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:14,567 that your bull... 598 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:17,570 was on Mooney's property at the exact time 599 00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:20,240 and date that this photo was taken. 600 00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:22,492 And that... 601 00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:24,494 is where he got the trich. 602 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:28,498 It's all right here. 603 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,209 Your very own records. 604 00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:33,461 Boom! 605 00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:36,089 Why would I do that again? 606 00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:42,011 Hey. 607 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:47,976 It's Christmas Eve, you're sitting in here all by yourself? 608 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:50,770 One of my last days on the ranch. 609 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,607 Didn't wanna ruin it spending it with people. 610 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:55,692 [country music playing] 611 00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:56,651 Oh. 612 00:28:58,236 --> 00:28:59,154 Yeah, I get it. 613 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:01,906 A little alone time. 614 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:05,034 I get it. 615 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:08,788 You never get it. 616 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:15,670 My dad gave me that bottle of whiskey on my 18th birthday. 617 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,257 I promised I would... 618 00:29:20,049 --> 00:29:22,051 save it for a special occasion... 619 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:27,182 but nothing ever seemed big enough to open it. 620 00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:30,393 Not even the birth of your two sons? 621 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,687 I said what I said. 622 00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:37,275 Merry Christmas. 623 00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:39,486 What, we're doing gifts now? 624 00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:44,032 Well, it's not the shape of a book, so I already like it. 625 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,172 Tickets to Disney World? 626 00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:02,926 I'm going to Disney World? 627 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,595 Are you effing essing me right now? 628 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,639 Mickey don't like it when you swear. 629 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:11,643 I thought you might like it. 630 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:14,771 You've mentioned wanting to go once or twice. 631 00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:17,190 This is... 632 00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:20,735 This is the best gift you ever got me. 633 00:30:21,110 --> 00:30:23,112 This is a lot better than that year 634 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:25,156 you got me a bunch of job applications. 635 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:26,825 Oh! 636 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:28,618 The whole family's going. 637 00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:30,954 But I'll tell you right now. 638 00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:34,207 I am not drinking out of, or riding in, 639 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:35,500 a fucking teacup. 640 00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:37,919 Oh! 641 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:41,047 Thank you. 642 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:43,091 [Colt laughs] 643 00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:44,676 All right, okay. 644 00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:46,553 I got you something, too. 645 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:49,055 Oh, there it is. 646 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,015 Yeah. 647 00:31:06,155 --> 00:31:07,574 My house keys. 648 00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:12,078 I didn't think it was possible to get a worse gift... 649 00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:16,082 than the birthday you gave me a Coors five-pack. 650 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:22,338 I proved to Lisa Neumann that I didn't cause the trich. 651 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,633 She dropped the lawsuit. 652 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,094 And then... 653 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,930 we got to talking business, and... 654 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,225 she needed clean cows, 655 00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:35,894 and I had some, so... 656 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:38,813 I sold her my herd. 657 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:44,402 The price was the Iron River Ranch. 658 00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:46,863 What the fuck, Colt? 659 00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:50,033 You always taught me 660 00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:51,868 the most important thing in the world is home. 661 00:31:55,788 --> 00:31:58,583 Been through some fucked-up times over the last few years. 662 00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:02,128 We always had a place to come home to. 663 00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:07,717 Peterson Ranch's gonna make a nice house for me and Abby, 664 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:12,722 but the Iron River will always be the Bennett family home. 665 00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:15,767 We got her back. 666 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,731 I don't know what to say. 667 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,114 I love you, son. 668 00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:37,580 I love you too, Dad. 669 00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:42,085 [Abby laughs] 670 00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:44,045 Mr. Bennett, how about a toast? 671 00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:47,799 Colt should make it. If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be here. 672 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:49,717 Yeah, all right then. 673 00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:54,847 I may not have the most money, 674 00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:58,601 the fanciest cars... 675 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:05,858 and not be able to afford that Estée Lauder ultra diamond energy cream... 676 00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:07,568 Maybe I should make the toast. 677 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:08,528 [all laugh] 678 00:33:10,613 --> 00:33:11,447 But I got you. 679 00:33:13,616 --> 00:33:14,492 My family. 680 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,370 And we got this place. 681 00:33:17,453 --> 00:33:18,454 [Peyton yells] 682 00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:21,666 That makes us the richest people in the whole fucking world. 683 00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:23,042 [Peyton chattering] 684 00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:24,293 I love you guys. 685 00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:27,171 Here's to Iron River. 686 00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:29,924 That includes you, Rooster. 687 00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:32,844 Love you, brother. 688 00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:35,930 Probably up in Heaven right now telling Jesus, 689 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,099 "Yo, this is how you grow a beard." 690 00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:39,851 [all laugh] 691 00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:41,394 Cheers to the fucking Bennetts. 692 00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:42,854 -[all] Cheers! -And to one Matthews. 693 00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:44,188 Oh, no one cares, okay. 694 00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:45,148 Cheers! 695 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,567 And a special thanks to Colt, 696 00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:50,403 who made it so we didn't have to live with fucking Colt. 697 00:33:50,486 --> 00:33:51,779 [Abby laughs] 698 00:33:52,655 --> 00:33:53,865 This is nice. 699 00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:55,908 But...? 700 00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:57,577 What? 701 00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:00,580 You usually say, "This is nice, but..." 702 00:34:00,663 --> 00:34:01,581 Dot-dot-dot. 703 00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:03,583 Okay, this is nice, 704 00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:05,626 but you just ruined it. 705 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:07,253 [Luke laughs] 706 00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:09,047 It's good to be here with family. 707 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,423 Merry Christmas, guys. 708 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:13,634 [Maggie] Beau... 709 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:16,054 are you smiling under that mustache? 710 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:17,555 [Joanne] I think he is. 711 00:34:17,638 --> 00:34:20,099 [Abby] Stop, you're gonna confuse Peyton. 712 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:21,642 [Beau] It does feel wrong. 713 00:34:22,351 --> 00:34:25,229 [Colt] He's smiling, look at him. Hey, Abby, take a photo! 714 00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:26,981 [country music swells] 715 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:30,068 ♪ Back where I come from ♪ 716 00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:33,988 ♪ Where I'll be when it's said and done ♪ 717 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:36,991 ♪ Well, I'm proud as anyone ♪ 718 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:41,454 ♪ That's where I come from ♪ 719 00:34:54,717 --> 00:34:59,138 [crowd cheering]