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Today is the day!
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Come here, you sexy little...
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Mine.
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So, today's the day!
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My novel's published in England.
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Well done.
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Have a burnt scone.
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Margo, please tell me
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you know what's
happening today.
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His novel's
being published.
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Oh, so someone in a bookshop
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is opening a box
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and putting copies out
on a shelf.
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Well, yes, but...
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Did you expect
people would
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carry you shoulder-high
through the streets?
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Well, no,
but traditionally,
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a family would...
most families...
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None of you have read it,
have you?
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Tell me roughly what happens,
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and I'll imagine all the
adjectives and things.
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I've been busy
at the market, darling,
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trying to rebuild our reputation
after poisoning so many people.
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Thank you.
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Larry, please tell Margo
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her religious instructor
is here.
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Margo!
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Nun lessons!
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Spiros,
did you read it?
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Yes, the first page.
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Why did you stop?
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Good Book!
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Ah... Pavlos,
thank you, at last!
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No, this, the Bible.
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Oh.
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Uh, but does it offer
an evocative dissection
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of adolescent sexuality across
two continents, like mine?
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It offers everything.
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Right.
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Gerry! Still looking
for otters?
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I need a female.
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For breeding.
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What is your big seller?
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Well, it was
gingerbread men,
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but nobody's buying since
Larry added the genitals.
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Any more threats
from your landlady?
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No.
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But I know
she's out there.
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Vasilia will always hate you
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as long as you let
the Englishman woo you.
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Hugh is not
wooing me.
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He's just glad
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of some British company,
that's all.
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My new novel.
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Just published.
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It's about a young man
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who struggles to find his place
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in British society
after...
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Rather you
than me, matey.
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I understand God the father
and God the son.
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It's the Holy Ghost
I get stuck on.
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Hey, look...
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Holy goat!
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Jesus would have laughed.
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Margo, I explain already:
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God, three in one.
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Like a rope.
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Tell me about life
in the monastery.
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It sounds so dreamy,
and quiet...
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Shut up!
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In fact, we work hard.
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Now we make the liqueur
from the kumquats.
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We add the kumquats
to alcohol,
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add sugar, not too much,
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drink some, sell the rest.
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Good morning.
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Oh, good morning.
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The, uh, Eccles cakes are
particularly delicious.
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I've made it clear to Vasilia
that I have no interest in her
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and if she threatens you,
I will have her arrested.
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Thank you.
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Oh, try the cheese.
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We milk the goats ourselves,
rather slowly.
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Uh...
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Please come for supper.
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Let me cosset you.
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It's really not necessary.
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I hear you nearly
remarried.
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Sven Lundblad.
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Yes.
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And so you'll understand
why I don't want to rush
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into another liaison.
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Of course, of course.
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In case you
hadn't noticed,
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in Corfu, nobody rushes.
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But they do let
themselves have fun.
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Did we learn nothing
from the Kumquat Chutney Fiasco
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- of yesteryear?
- They're for liqueur.
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They make it
at the monastery.
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Pavlos told me how
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and it only takes a week or two
before it's ready to sell.
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That is a fabulous idea.
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Oh, well...
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We could work on it together
if you wanted.
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Terrific.
Durrells' Kumquat Liqueur.
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"Extraordinarily Good."
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No no, wait...
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"Durrells' Kumquat Liqueur:
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Your Pleasure Awaits."
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Damn. You are good with words.
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It's the monks' recipe,
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you can't steal it.
We're just showing
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that spiritual journeys
often end up at booze.
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Where's Gerry?
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Up a tree, in a bush,
down a burrow.
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Oh, Larry, I loved your novel.
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It's bold and delicate
and beautifully modern.
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Thank you, Theo.
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Hmm, but to be practical,
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I hear they pay well
for those clever rhymes
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in greeting cards.
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So maybe you should
write some of those.
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You'd never know
you were a bachelor.
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That would be sarcasm, would it?
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Yes, yes, I picked that up
from my children.
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That and nits.
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Was a very long time ago.
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Well, I'll have a sip,
but actually,
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I've given up drinking.
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Extraordinary. Why?
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Well, back in Bournemouth I
became a little too fond of gin.
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Ah, well...
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mother's ruin.
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You did this last time.
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Is he in a cupboard
or something?
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Yes, he is.
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Otherwise, it's too loud.
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Well, how long has
he been in there?
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Oh, he's fine.
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It's a big cupboard.
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Sven used to play
the accordion.
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That put rather a strain
on our relationship.
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Well, you're either crackers
or very self-confident.
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Which would you prefer?
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Did you have a good time
with your friend?
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He's preposterous.
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But I suppose
he's rather amusing.
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Oh, Larry, I've been thinking
about your writing.
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Well, finally.
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Are you enjoying it?
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Well...
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That's probably the wrong word.
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Are you stimulated
and provoked by it?
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No.
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I was thinking,
if nobody likes it,
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I'm sure Hugh would give you
a job at his olive press.
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You should be kinder
to Larry.
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Oh.
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He's really sad that nobody
cares about his book,
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especially you.
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I mean I can't even
pretend to like it
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because I'm a bad liar,
but...
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You're his mother.
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Um, Gerry's not
in his room.
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In fact, I don't think
he slept there.
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Gerry?!
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Gerry?!
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Gerry!
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Roger!
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Where could he be?
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I don't know,
he's hardly here these days.
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But away all night!
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I mean, he's only 11!
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He's 12, isn't he?
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Yeah, he's 12.
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Do keep up.
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Gerry!
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Gerry?
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Gerry!
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We'll have to go and search
for him.
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Where do
stupid bloody otters live?
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In the sea?
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Roger...
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Gerry, where have you been?
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It was a nice night.
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Roger and I thought
we'd just stay out.
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Come here.
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Come on.
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I found a female otter!
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Come and see.
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Look, Gerry,
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you need some order
in your life.
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At your age...
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Twelve.
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You can't just run wild.
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And you, Larry.
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Please talk to me.
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Let me make amends.
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What can I do?
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I don't know...
be a different person?
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Well, I'm sure I could help you
with your writing career.
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And how are you going
to do that?
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Well, I have an idea.
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You haven't, have you?
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No, but I'm very resourceful,
so I will have.
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So, it's been
pointed out recently
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that I may have been a bit
insensitive to your needs.
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Pointed out by Leslie.
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Of all people.
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So you can imagine how
that makes me feel.
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I apologize.
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That's fine.
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Don't do it again.
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No! Stay.
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In my defense, as a mother,
I have to be
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ringmaster and lion tamer and...
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Knife-thrower.
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Beautiful trapeze artist.
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Oh, thank you, Leslie.
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I was going to say
tightrope walker.
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And I got the balance wrong
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between allowing each of you
to be yourselves
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and supervising you.
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Can I say,
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I don't think the lions
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should be made to do tricks
because...
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You can say nothing;
you need teaching.
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And I imagine you still don't
even know what 7 x 8 is.
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Fifty-four.
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Fifty-four.
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It's 56.
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Ah, Lugaretzia.
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You are Gerry's policeman.
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Make sure he doesn't
leave the house.
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At last. Power.
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Please understand
I'm just trying
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to generate enough income
to keep us in this house,
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and to stay sane by...
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well, by enjoying my life too.
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Ooh! And, uh...
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Let's all read Larry's book.
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And really enjoy it.
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Not you. Too rude.
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You know, I don't always
want to speak to you
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because you give
the impression
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that I'm very much
not as clever as you.
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Well, you're not,
thank God,
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because I don't want
clever from you.
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I want...
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support.
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And attachment.
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And food.
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Yes, and food.
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And praise and
freedom and security.
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That's what being
a parent is, isn't it?
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A promise to make
everything all right?
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That's the deal.
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If you were as clever
as you think you are,
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you'd understand that
a "deal" requires the effort
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and commitment
of both parties.
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You know?
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Yours, perhaps?
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Ignore me.
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I'm being an idiot.
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I'm just disappointed.
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I know you are.
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You spent a lot of time
and love on that book.
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That's why I feel
a fraud.
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Much ado, from me,
about nothing.
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This book is the first step
of a dazzling career.
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00:15:55,956 --> 00:16:00,460
And the real reason that I find
it difficult to read is...
272
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,838
Well, you're my son,
so the sex makes me feel queasy.
273
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,590
That's ridiculous.
274
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,468
Well, how would you feel if I
wrote intimate love scenes?
275
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,428
Absolutely fine.
Be honest.
276
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,140
...a little icky.
Mmm.
277
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:20,647
But, happily,
I have had that marvelous idea
278
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,440
about your writing career.
279
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,038
Mrs. Durrell, how lovely.
280
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,289
Come in.
281
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,041
Excuse the jars
282
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,502
of local pond life.
283
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,628
Oh, well, uh...
284
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:44,963
Well, I won't keep you.
285
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,257
Um, just two things.
286
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,884
Theo, would you please
be Gerry's tutor?
287
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,302
No.
Oh.
288
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:52,971
Well, why not?
289
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:54,222
He loves you.
290
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:56,182
I'd rather be his friend.
291
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,976
I mentioned hygiene to him
and he growled at me.
292
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,269
Oh, I'm sorry.
293
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:02,313
I think he literally wants
to turn into an animal.
294
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,440
No, he is right.
295
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,817
I'm not his parent.
296
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,655
I'm letting them all down.
297
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:14,242
I've been thinking
about Larry.
298
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,744
Yes, he seemed downcast.
299
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,163
I've experienced
this myself.
300
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:21,499
Fireworks only go off
in the author's head.
301
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:22,667
Well, exactly.
302
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,295
So I've decided,
could we arrange an event
303
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,964
or something where we have
readings from it?
304
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,008
Of course.
305
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,761
Greece is a cradle
of literature.
306
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,054
I'll organize it.
307
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,186
I'm just saying,
308
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,605
why would anyone want to watch
a bloke read out of a book?
309
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:46,649
Well, to hear it,
meet the fascinating author,
310
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,443
ask questions.
311
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:52,781
Hello, what sort of
typewriter do you use?
312
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:56,326
Leslie, why don't you go home
and pick some beans.
313
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:57,660
No, I'm busy labeling
our liqueur.
314
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:58,661
All right, darling.
315
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,504
Ah!
316
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:08,922
Our genial landlady.
317
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,882
What can I do for you?
318
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,802
He wants you now,
but it will not last.
319
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,470
You're talking about Hugh?
320
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,305
I understand men.
321
00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:18,765
Ah, well, do put it in a book
322
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,017
so all us girls
can share your knowledge.
323
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:24,437
I'm more pretty and young.
324
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:28,775
And now you're making me cross.
325
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,696
You know, I wasn't sure
about Hugh,
326
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:37,784
but now, I think I might
give him a go.
327
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,713
Luga, has Georgios
the postman been?
328
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,090
Been where?
329
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,216
Here.
330
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,468
Why you want letters?
331
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,262
They bring bad news.
332
00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,806
I was hoping
for congratulations on my book
333
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,015
via a cheery telegram.
334
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,851
Or a laudatory haiku
335
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,936
from fellow writers.
Deluded.
336
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:07,355
Leslie. The best.
337
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,441
So Larry...
338
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:11,442
11:00 business meeting.
339
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:12,652
Oh, yes.
340
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,367
Item number one:
sales campaign.
341
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:22,704
I think we need to go round bars
and shops together
342
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:23,872
drumming up our orders.
343
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:24,956
No, I think
you should do that.
344
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,834
Oh, um, right, it's just...
345
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,335
I'm making
the actual liqueur.
346
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,588
And you're doing
a fabulous job.
347
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:32,672
Thank you.
348
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,258
Um, so what are
you going to do?
349
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,551
Planning.
350
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,930
Uh, planning what?
351
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,183
Planning our strategy.
352
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,478
Strategy in terms of?
353
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:48,479
Well, exactly.
354
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,814
Where do you start?
355
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,608
That's what I'll be planning.
356
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:52,984
"Strategy."
357
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:56,738
Maybe you should pick
some more kumquats.
358
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:59,490
Yeah.
359
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,827
Hello, Theo.
360
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:05,872
What do I have to do to get
a drink around here, huh?
361
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,124
Pay ten drachma.
362
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,043
I'll put you down for one crate.
363
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,920
"Theo..."
No, I barely drink.
364
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:15,423
Like the English,
I cherish my inhibitions.
365
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:20,178
You have spelled "liqueur"
with just too many E's.
366
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,601
Larry, your mother
and I agree
367
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,561
your novel deserves
more attention.
368
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,313
Oh, yes,
369
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,732
I've read lots
of your book now and it's...
370
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,026
It's really quite something.
371
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:37,862
Thank you, Les.
372
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:40,573
Who's your favorite character?
373
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,827
The man.
374
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,705
So, your mother and I have
arranged a public event
375
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,208
next Monday where
you can read your novel.
376
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,045
Theo, that's so exciting.
377
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,840
I'll start preparing
some passages.
378
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,093
Oh, you could
try and get some orders
379
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,511
while you're out and about...
380
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:09,269
Florence, we're having a reading
of my book next week
381
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,937
and you're the first invitee.
382
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:12,897
Are we dim or is this really
difficult to read?
383
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:14,315
Would I miss
384
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:15,692
the literary event
of the year,
385
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:18,027
in fact, the only
literary event,
386
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,529
unless you count
most people's tax returns.
387
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:22,782
Poetic, isn't it?
388
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:26,244
Poetry always spoils everything.
389
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:31,165
"Sprawled across the ocean..."
390
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:34,877
My son Lawrence is having
a reading of his novel.
391
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,045
So, I will be reading
in English,
392
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,797
but the language
is intensely musical--
393
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,716
it's symphonic, really--
so, you'll, um...
394
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,677
These are heavenly.
395
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:43,511
Try one.
396
00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:44,554
"Briskly, she sucked in
397
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,389
"her under-lip
398
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:48,808
and screwed up her eyes."
Mmm.
399
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,852
Hello, this is my new book,
it's Pied Piper of Lovers.
400
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:54,939
It's brilliant, and I'll
be reading at 5:00 pm on...
401
00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,274
Larry, can you help me
with this liqueur?
402
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:57,692
No, I'm busy preparing.
403
00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:59,527
"...the flesh.
404
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:01,029
The peeled flesh."
405
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:03,865
Oh, God,
406
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,616
I hope it goes well.
407
00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:07,535
Oh, Larry's pretty resilient,
isn't he?
408
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:10,330
No, no, it's all an act.
409
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:11,914
And it was my idea.
410
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,125
I need it to work
or he'll hate me.
411
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,795
Is it tasty yet?
412
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,672
No, it's not quite ready.
413
00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:34,604
Ahh!
414
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,314
Harsh but promising.
415
00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:37,357
Mmm.
416
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,649
What about
me?
417
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:41,694
Sip it.
Sip it.
418
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,029
You didn't sip it.
419
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:45,406
You know I'm on the lookout
420
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:46,699
for prejudice against women.
421
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,005
Nice.
422
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:03,716
Spiros, come and look
at my otters.
423
00:23:07,929 --> 00:23:09,263
I've been playing them
the guitar.
424
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:10,598
Why?
425
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:11,849
Because Mummy says
426
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:13,810
Hugh played her music.
427
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:17,563
But I don't think
it's working.
428
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,109
Perhaps they prefer
the bouzouki.
429
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,656
Ah, Spiros.
430
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:28,282
How delightful.
431
00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:29,367
Mrs. Durrells.
432
00:23:29,534 --> 00:23:30,660
Can you help?
433
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:33,746
I've been trying for a week
to find Gerry a tutor.
434
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,706
Well, I don't need one!
435
00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,083
7 x 8 is 56!
436
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,793
And what is 9 x 6?
437
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:39,836
Fifty-four.
438
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,504
I'm not falling for that again.
439
00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:44,674
Gerry, knowledge
is like a firefly,
440
00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:46,634
beautiful in itself
441
00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:49,971
and bringer of light
into the darkness.
442
00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:51,973
Spiros, would you be
Gerry's tutor?
443
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:53,516
He looks up to you.
444
00:23:53,683 --> 00:23:54,934
And you obviously know
your maths.
445
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,477
Oh, is that right?
446
00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:57,687
I'd be very happy.
447
00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,522
You should know that
I believe in discipline.
448
00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:00,690
Ah, that won't
work, then.
449
00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:01,816
Excellent.
450
00:24:01,983 --> 00:24:03,234
Combined with
intervals for joking.
451
00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:04,277
Well, good.
452
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:06,487
Perfect.
When can you start?
453
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:07,613
Now.
454
00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:10,158
See?
455
00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:12,160
Not such a bad mother after all.
456
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:16,581
Spell "Mediterranean."
457
00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:17,248
M-E...
458
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:18,499
Mm-hmm.
459
00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,168
D...
460
00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:21,085
...D...
461
00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:22,253
No. Wrong!
462
00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:23,796
Terrible!
463
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,174
My teacher would have locked me
in the cupboard!
464
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:30,470
This is going to take
a long time.
465
00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:35,933
The difference between us
466
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,310
superior Greeks
and the Turks...
467
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:38,644
We did this yesterday.
468
00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,605
And we will do it again
469
00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:42,523
tomorrow.
470
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:44,108
The difference:
471
00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:45,693
Turkey is named
472
00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:50,656
after a big ugly bird
who tastes boring.
473
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,325
May I feed my pelicans?
474
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,452
No, you concentrate!
475
00:24:54,619 --> 00:24:57,330
You don't look at otters
or stroke pelicans,
476
00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:58,706
you learn as I did
477
00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:02,043
at schools and as
Mrs. Durrells requested.
478
00:25:05,213 --> 00:25:06,547
Oh, my Gods.
479
00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,049
Gerry, you are crying?
480
00:25:08,216 --> 00:25:11,427
No, no.
481
00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:15,890
Is it because your otters
are not making love,
482
00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:16,891
excuse my language?
483
00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:18,518
No, it's your teaching.
484
00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:20,645
Oh.
485
00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:21,938
You're reminding me
486
00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:26,192
a little of my schoolmasters
back in England.
487
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,611
I wasn't happy.
488
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:30,196
Oh.
489
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:33,241
I'm sorry.
490
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:44,627
Half an hour to go.
491
00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:46,921
Relax, Larry.
492
00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:48,548
What if nobody
turns up?
493
00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,716
We Greeks
love literature.
494
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,135
And you've all
invited friends.
495
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:08,442
Go outside and
drag people in.
496
00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:15,032
Darling, go and talk to him;
he's tired of me.
497
00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:16,742
Who's he?
498
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:19,036
He's our audience.
499
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,419
Greetings.
500
00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:29,046
Either I have come
on the wrong day,
501
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:32,550
or the room needs
to be smaller.
502
00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:34,010
As in Alice in Wonderland.
503
00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,344
Yes, yes.
504
00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:37,805
It's a bit of a washout,
isn't it?
505
00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:39,265
We'll laugh about it someday.
506
00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:42,977
Maybe not
for a while, though.
507
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:47,815
Do buy some
of the kumquat liqueur.
508
00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:50,860
It's got a very
distinctive tang.
509
00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:54,363
Darling, darling,
I'm sure
510
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,741
they love your book
in Britain.
511
00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:59,160
I mean, after all, we never
went to a Greek book reading
512
00:26:59,327 --> 00:27:01,579
in Bournemouth, did we?
513
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:11,714
Um, thank you...
514
00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:13,007
He's a very good author.
515
00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:16,344
Sit down here.
516
00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:18,012
He says he'll stay if
there's free food.
517
00:27:18,179 --> 00:27:19,180
- Shh, shh...
- Thank you for coming.
518
00:27:19,347 --> 00:27:21,307
Both of you.
519
00:27:21,474 --> 00:27:25,394
In view of the sparseness
of the turnout,
520
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:28,522
let's just call it all off.
521
00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:33,277
But in case I never have
another book published,
522
00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:37,490
perhaps I could just say:
thanks for reminding me
523
00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:40,451
that art and writing is like
lying down in the road
524
00:27:40,618 --> 00:27:42,578
and asking people to stop
and look at you.
525
00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:45,748
And today...
526
00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:49,502
I got run over.
527
00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:01,305
Where's Florence?
528
00:28:01,472 --> 00:28:02,890
And Hugh?
529
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,018
Why don't people care?
530
00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:08,479
They don't have to enjoy it.
531
00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,749
Larry!
532
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:30,543
I've been
to the post office.
533
00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:32,753
I thought it was strange
you've had no mail.
534
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,048
Oh... it seems the postman
Georgios was too scared
535
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:37,591
of Gerry's animals to visit.
536
00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:41,262
"Bravo on your nov.
537
00:28:41,429 --> 00:28:43,806
"Everyone talking about
your new way with language.
538
00:28:43,973 --> 00:28:45,725
I'm very drunk,
by the way."
539
00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:49,812
"Reviews top-notch.
540
00:28:49,979 --> 00:28:51,105
"Wish you were here.
541
00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:53,524
Well, not here,
as I find myself in prison."
542
00:28:53,691 --> 00:28:55,317
Bloody hell.
"You clever bugger."
543
00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:56,902
You see, I told you it was good.
544
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:58,487
No, I knew
it was good.
545
00:28:58,654 --> 00:29:01,991
I was just worried it'd be too
good for people to understand.
546
00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:03,534
Now I can work
on my new novel,
547
00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:04,869
which will be better
than the last one.
548
00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:05,745
Because it's got
more animals in it?
549
00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:06,829
No.
550
00:29:06,996 --> 00:29:08,164
Utter villains
with horrible plans?
551
00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:08,831
No.
552
00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:10,040
Am I in it?
No.
553
00:29:10,207 --> 00:29:11,333
- Am I in it?
- No.
554
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,879
Well, um,
555
00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:15,880
drinks to celebrate?
556
00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:19,800
Hugh?
557
00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:21,802
Hugh!
558
00:29:23,888 --> 00:29:25,306
Hell
o.
559
00:29:25,473 --> 00:29:28,684
So you couldn't bother to turn
up to my son's book reading.
560
00:29:28,851 --> 00:29:30,060
Why?
561
00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:33,189
I'm sorry, I didn't realize
it was so important.
562
00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:35,483
Well, it would've been decent
of you.
563
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:36,776
No one came.
564
00:29:41,739 --> 00:29:44,617
Um, is it too late
to change my excuse to:
565
00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:47,203
there was an accident
at my olive press?
566
00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:48,370
Many dead.
567
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:49,955
Olives everywhere.
568
00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:55,127
I know it's selfish, but...
569
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,087
I like it best when
it's just the two of us.
570
00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:58,839
Well, you should be aware
571
00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:01,300
that I come in a bundle
with my family.
572
00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:04,178
Their needs are my needs.
573
00:30:04,345 --> 00:30:06,096
To be honest,
I thought Sven would be there.
574
00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:09,099
I was just trying
to be thoughtful.
575
00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:11,936
Well, how were you to know?
576
00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:15,689
It was important to Larry,
so it's important to me.
577
00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:19,485
You know, Larry's shell
is thinner than you think.
578
00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:21,153
- Yamas!
- To Larry!
579
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,030
To me!
580
00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:25,991
Luga,
581
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,326
we're toasting my book.
582
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,245
Toast it, good idea.
583
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:31,664
No, toasting as in,
drinking to it.
584
00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:33,207
And to you
and to Corfu.
585
00:30:33,374 --> 00:30:34,500
Go on.
586
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:38,754
I think I'm disappointing
Pavlos, my monk.
587
00:30:38,921 --> 00:30:39,839
No.
588
00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,549
You may not be
a good nun yet,
589
00:30:41,715 --> 00:30:45,094
but he knows
you're a good person.
590
00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:47,721
I think we're all
good people, don't you?
591
00:30:47,888 --> 00:30:51,058
Even bad people are good people.
592
00:30:52,977 --> 00:30:55,396
This alcohol is
making me so wise.
593
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:01,861
Gerrys!
594
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,321
Come and see.
595
00:31:04,488 --> 00:31:05,489
Hey....
596
00:31:05,656 --> 00:31:07,032
Gerrys!
597
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:08,409
Hello, Spiros.
598
00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:10,369
Look!
I bought you a present,
599
00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:12,371
to say sorry
for being a bully
600
00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:14,832
and loud.
601
00:31:14,999 --> 00:31:16,500
Ta-da!
602
00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:20,629
Spiros, thank you.
603
00:31:20,796 --> 00:31:22,256
Magpies.
604
00:31:22,423 --> 00:31:23,257
Yes. Magenpies.
605
00:31:23,424 --> 00:31:24,341
No, magpies.
606
00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:26,385
Magenpies,
like I say.
607
00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:28,137
Mag...pies.
608
00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:30,931
Mag...enpies.
609
00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:33,350
You'll wanna watch out
they don't steal anything.
610
00:31:33,517 --> 00:31:35,728
Awful thieves, magenpies.
611
00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:37,271
Kumquat liqueur, Spiros?
612
00:31:37,438 --> 00:31:38,856
No, thank you, my family
are waiting for me so...
613
00:31:39,023 --> 00:31:40,274
Come on.
614
00:31:40,441 --> 00:31:42,109
Okay, just a small one.
615
00:31:42,276 --> 00:31:43,277
Yamas.
616
00:31:43,444 --> 00:31:44,778
Yamas!
617
00:32:01,003 --> 00:32:03,964
Listen, I know we're different.
618
00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:08,719
But difference is
not the same as divergence.
619
00:32:08,886 --> 00:32:10,387
Not at all.
Not at all!
620
00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:12,306
But we get on.
621
00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:14,516
Mother!
622
00:32:14,683 --> 00:32:16,894
Drinking heavily is such fun.
623
00:32:18,896 --> 00:32:20,439
Spiros got me some magpies!
624
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:24,568
Ah.
625
00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:27,488
They've escaped.
626
00:32:27,655 --> 00:32:28,906
I've never been good
at friends.
627
00:32:29,073 --> 00:32:30,032
I don't know what it is.
628
00:32:30,199 --> 00:32:31,992
Maybe it's my, you know...
629
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:33,702
Face?
630
00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:36,622
Shorts?
Could be, could be.
631
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:41,377
You're not ticklish!
632
00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:44,046
Theo, you're going to regret
this in the morning.
633
00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:49,385
I go home now.
634
00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:00,562
They like my novel!
635
00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:03,816
Where were you
for my big moment?
636
00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:07,611
You're never there.
637
00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:08,862
No, darling, because I was...
638
00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:10,030
Larry!
639
00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:11,991
I think the magenpies
got in your room.
640
00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:16,245
No, that's my new novel!
641
00:33:16,412 --> 00:33:17,621
It's better than the first one!
642
00:33:17,788 --> 00:33:18,747
Give it back!
643
00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:19,331
Right now!
644
00:33:24,211 --> 00:33:26,005
Give it back!
645
00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:27,297
No!
646
00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:31,343
Mrs. Durrells.
647
00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:34,013
This prayer book is
648
00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:37,349
for your beautiful
and spiritual daughter.
649
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:38,267
Oh...
650
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:47,568
Margo!
651
00:33:47,735 --> 00:33:49,319
Theo!
652
00:33:49,486 --> 00:33:50,529
I've never tried this before,
653
00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:53,907
but I'm going to walk on water.
654
00:34:18,057 --> 00:34:19,975
I am too grown up
655
00:34:20,142 --> 00:34:23,562
to say I told you so.
656
00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:27,149
Ah, Theo, can I get you
an early morning snifter?
657
00:34:29,651 --> 00:34:31,779
You think you're so funny,
don't you?
658
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:33,238
Well, I'm only catching up
with you.
659
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:34,948
Last night, you all thought
you were hilarious.
660
00:34:37,785 --> 00:34:39,453
And darling Margo,
661
00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:43,749
I suggested to Pavlos that you
might not be quite ready
662
00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:45,501
to take the veil.
663
00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:47,127
Thank you.
664
00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:50,589
I think I like boys too much
to be a top-notch nun.
665
00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:52,424
Mmm, yes, I think you made
that clear
666
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:54,802
by inviting him
for a naked swim.
667
00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:57,429
Morning, Theo.
668
00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:05,312
On a brighter note,
I've mended
669
00:35:05,479 --> 00:35:06,438
the magenpies' cage.
670
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:08,273
I will never
forgive you, Gerry.
671
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,858
Those birds ransacked
my room.
672
00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,985
Half my manuscript's
in the Ionian Sea.
673
00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:14,154
Well, then you should've kept it
in a birdproof receptacle,
674
00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:15,489
shouldn't you!
No!
675
00:35:15,656 --> 00:35:17,616
I hate this house
and its stupid restrictions
676
00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:20,285
and thieving wildlife.
677
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:22,663
Is it any wonder I'm finding
it so hard to write?
678
00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:25,332
Oh, you'll blame anyone
but yourself, won't you?
679
00:35:25,499 --> 00:35:27,668
And what other serious writers
lived with their parents?
680
00:35:27,835 --> 00:35:29,211
Like Jane Austen,
since you ask.
681
00:35:29,378 --> 00:35:30,045
One of my favorites.
682
00:35:30,212 --> 00:35:31,380
Exquisite prose.
683
00:35:31,547 --> 00:35:33,382
The book reading was your idea,
and it went wrong.
684
00:35:33,549 --> 00:35:35,384
Because I shouldn't
have my mother
685
00:35:35,551 --> 00:35:36,718
trying to arrange
my life.
686
00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:37,928
That's the hangover,
Mrs. Durrell.
687
00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:39,346
He's not of sound mind.
688
00:35:39,513 --> 00:35:40,639
Oh, I am.
689
00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,016
I'm getting a place
of my own.
690
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,022
Well, go on then.
691
00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:51,775
Leave.
692
00:36:10,586 --> 00:36:13,964
It must be good because
I don't understand a word of it.
693
00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:18,093
I can't believe
Larry's really going.
694
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:20,179
I know, and to live
above a bar.
695
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:24,016
Hello, Margo, Louisa.
696
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,058
Hello.
697
00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:30,022
Oh, those crumpets
look nice.
698
00:36:30,189 --> 00:36:32,482
Listen to me,
I could be back in Harrogate.
699
00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:34,818
Well, you could've had
some for free
700
00:36:34,985 --> 00:36:37,362
at Larry's book launch.
701
00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:39,281
I'm sorry
I couldn't make it.
702
00:36:39,448 --> 00:36:40,407
No.
703
00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:42,701
Well, that's Corfu
for you, isn't it?
704
00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,203
So much to do!
705
00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:46,997
Cinemas, theaters,
706
00:36:47,164 --> 00:36:49,458
other book launches.
707
00:36:55,339 --> 00:36:56,965
You can be quite fierce,
can't you?
708
00:36:57,132 --> 00:37:00,510
Oh, I don't know.
709
00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:02,179
It's probably guilt.
710
00:37:02,346 --> 00:37:05,390
I didn't support Larry,
711
00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:07,517
so now I'm taking it out
on others.
712
00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:15,609
Remember to set the float
at the correct height,
713
00:37:15,776 --> 00:37:18,570
and do not tighten
the nuts too hard.
714
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:21,657
And this is how
you fix a carburetor.
715
00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:25,702
Enough car maintenance,
now philosophy.
716
00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:27,996
My philosophy
717
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:32,834
is that ladies
are goddesses.
718
00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:34,795
Except Turkish ladies.
719
00:37:34,962 --> 00:37:38,799
American ladies are
too noisy.
720
00:37:38,966 --> 00:37:39,967
But they can't help it.
721
00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:41,969
Spiros, thank you
722
00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:43,762
for your help,
but you can stop now.
723
00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:45,847
I'm less strict
now, huh?
724
00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:48,934
Let's just say it's not quite
the education I had in mind.
725
00:38:03,073 --> 00:38:06,159
Mum!
726
00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:07,452
Mum!
727
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,000
What is it, Gerry?
728
00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:14,376
What are we watching,
Gerry?
729
00:38:14,543 --> 00:38:17,254
Shh!
730
00:38:17,421 --> 00:38:19,172
They're finally going
to mate.
731
00:38:19,339 --> 00:38:21,717
No idea what put them
in the mood.
732
00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:23,719
Otters? Women?
733
00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:25,679
Who knows?
734
00:38:25,846 --> 00:38:28,056
Men are always
in the mood.
735
00:38:40,235 --> 00:38:42,195
Right, well,
you know where I am.
736
00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:43,530
Above Costa's bar.
737
00:38:43,697 --> 00:38:45,324
I'll be on my way.
738
00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:47,617
You don't have to go.
739
00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:49,578
We could start a new business.
740
00:38:49,745 --> 00:38:50,954
I was thinking shoe-shining.
741
00:38:51,121 --> 00:38:55,125
We could buy some brushes
and find a pitch in town.
742
00:38:55,292 --> 00:38:57,586
Not really.
No, no, of course not.
Um...
743
00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:09,389
I'm going to finish your book
if it kills me.
744
00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:10,599
Thank you.
745
00:39:10,766 --> 00:39:12,976
Praise indeed.
746
00:39:13,143 --> 00:39:17,439
Larry, we've had our
disagreements, but...
747
00:39:17,606 --> 00:39:20,359
can I use your room as an
overspill area for my animals?
748
00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:21,485
No.
749
00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:22,361
Thank you.
750
00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:23,612
I said no.
751
00:39:29,159 --> 00:39:30,285
Please stay.
752
00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:34,790
Listen to Mrs. Durrells,
Larry.
753
00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:37,584
Stop it.
I've got to do this.
754
00:39:45,092 --> 00:39:47,094
You are a good mother.
755
00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:49,054
If anything, I'm too happy here.
756
00:39:49,221 --> 00:39:52,641
The best writers I know
are living life in the raw.
757
00:39:52,808 --> 00:39:55,894
One's in jail.
758
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:57,187
I've never even been
in a fight.
759
00:39:57,354 --> 00:39:58,313
So how can I write
about that?
760
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,690
Well, you could
make it up.
761
00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:03,151
I'm sure Jane Austen
was never in a fight.
762
00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:05,737
No, I heard she was always
getting into scuffles.
763
00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:10,951
Well, I'm halfway
through your book.
764
00:40:11,118 --> 00:40:15,247
And while I'd rather
you weren't quite so smutty...
765
00:40:15,414 --> 00:40:17,541
it's dazzling.
766
00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:20,168
I'm very proud of you.
767
00:40:22,129 --> 00:40:24,714
It's gonna be like being
a widow all over again.
768
00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:26,842
I'll wait for you
to say something
769
00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:29,469
and you won't be there.
770
00:41:01,001 --> 00:41:04,379
So, this is just as good
as your stuff,
771
00:41:04,546 --> 00:41:06,882
and I can give you it
at a very reasonable price,
772
00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:08,258
as my business partner
and I are...
773
00:41:10,177 --> 00:41:12,262
Well, we're moving
out of alcohol sales.
774
00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:22,522
Yeah.
775
00:41:30,739 --> 00:41:33,575
No, no, no, I thought you could
pay me for it.
776
00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:58,558
There you are!
777
00:41:58,725 --> 00:41:59,893
I know drink isn't the answer,
778
00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:02,395
but you look like
you could do with one.
779
00:42:06,775 --> 00:42:10,195
What's the matter?
780
00:42:12,906 --> 00:42:17,661
My son Larry left home.
781
00:42:19,371 --> 00:42:21,540
He's still your child.
782
00:42:21,706 --> 00:42:24,834
And he's going to find out that
he needs you more than ever.
783
00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:33,343
Climb aboard.
784
00:42:36,096 --> 00:42:37,806
Well, I'm not going
to your house.
785
00:42:37,973 --> 00:42:40,850
Too many gypsy fiddlers
lurking in corners.
786
00:42:41,017 --> 00:42:43,520
No, I can do better than that.
787
00:42:45,855 --> 00:42:49,067
♪ I can't give you anything
but love ♪
788
00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:53,738
♪ Oh, baby, oh ♪
789
00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:54,906
♪ That's the only thing... ♪
790
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:56,366
How do you like your steak?
791
00:42:56,533 --> 00:42:57,826
Cooked by anyone
other than me.
792
00:42:57,993 --> 00:42:58,827
Ah, yes,
793
00:42:58,994 --> 00:43:01,496
the burdens of parenthood.
794
00:43:01,663 --> 00:43:03,331
Oh, you have no idea.
795
00:43:03,498 --> 00:43:06,501
And if I have any more of these,
neither will I.
796
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:11,172
Well, consciousness
is overrated.
797
00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:12,716
You know, I'd help,
798
00:43:12,882 --> 00:43:14,259
but it's my night off.
799
00:43:18,722 --> 00:43:20,932
Thank you for this.
800
00:43:22,809 --> 00:43:25,061
I've arranged
for a shooting star
801
00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:27,897
to cross the sky about...
802
00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:29,274
now.
803
00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:37,866
It'll be along
in a minute.
804
00:43:59,054 --> 00:44:02,390
I'm too grown up
to say I told you so.
805
00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:06,186
Can I get you
an early-morning snifter?
806
00:44:06,353 --> 00:44:07,395
Shut up.
807
00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:08,938
Oh, I think you might
need this.
808
00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:19,407
So, I have examined
the patient,
809
00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:21,284
a female otter--
I can't say it was easy--
810
00:44:21,451 --> 00:44:23,536
and I haven't a clue
if she's pregnant.
811
00:44:23,703 --> 00:44:25,538
Oh, I think she is.
812
00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:29,084
She's been slobbing around
a lot, seems very moody.
813
00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:31,419
I suspect in fact
they have been mating
814
00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:33,797
every time our back is turned.
815
00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:35,048
Well, that's what I'd do
816
00:44:35,215 --> 00:44:38,009
if I was stuck in a cage
with a bloke.
817
00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:39,678
Good day, everyone.
818
00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:40,929
Good morning.
819
00:44:41,096 --> 00:44:43,765
So, mon petit...
820
00:44:43,932 --> 00:44:45,975
you must be my victim.
821
00:44:46,142 --> 00:44:47,602
Mr. Kralefsky has agreed
822
00:44:47,769 --> 00:44:49,020
to be your new tutor.
823
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:50,855
I have brought you
824
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:54,442
some reading matter
to romp through
825
00:44:54,609 --> 00:44:57,070
before...
826
00:44:57,237 --> 00:44:58,571
we meet.
827
00:45:00,407 --> 00:45:01,741
Oh.
828
00:45:01,908 --> 00:45:03,368
Isn't it exciting?
829
00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:19,551
Ooh, Florence!
830
00:45:19,718 --> 00:45:22,095
Oh, you don't look well.
831
00:45:22,262 --> 00:45:24,472
I was going to say
the same to you.
832
00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:25,473
Hung over.
833
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,474
She drink too much.
834
00:45:28,518 --> 00:45:30,311
I want to explain why I wasn't
at Larry's book reading.
835
00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:31,312
Oh, it doesn't
matter, it's...
836
00:45:31,479 --> 00:45:33,273
I was at home,
being sick.
837
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,444
I'm having a baby,
all being well.
838
00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:39,946
Oh! Oh, Florence!
839
00:45:40,113 --> 00:45:41,156
I've been getting
sick for weeks,
840
00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:43,074
but I didn't want to say
till it was sure.
841
00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:44,159
Well, no, of course.
842
00:45:44,325 --> 00:45:46,119
My daughter also pregnant.
843
00:45:46,286 --> 00:45:48,288
Lugaretzia,
congratulations.
844
00:45:48,455 --> 00:45:51,374
That is why now
she is like a witch.
845
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:55,086
Oh.
Excuse me.
846
00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:01,301
Has Florence
been drinking?
847
00:46:01,468 --> 00:46:02,552
No.
848
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:03,970
She's having a baby.
849
00:46:04,137 --> 00:46:06,765
The joys of...
of motherhood.
850
00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:09,601
Well, some species of shark
have a gestation period
851
00:46:09,768 --> 00:46:11,269
of three-and-a-half years,
852
00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:12,937
so, uh, you're getting
off lightly.
853
00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:14,314
Mm.
854
00:46:14,481 --> 00:46:16,316
So, you're not the only one
with things on her mind.
855
00:46:16,483 --> 00:46:17,525
No.
856
00:46:24,449 --> 00:46:27,410
Why is it so quiet?
857
00:46:27,577 --> 00:46:29,162
Because Larry
isn't living here anymore.
858
00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:18,711
Hey,
Larry.
859
00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:22,590
Buy me a drink.