1
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Another full house?

2
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Yes, and tomorrow night, too. It's Lent.

3
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I was thinking I might take it off.

4
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Go somewhere.

5
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There's no law against movie-seeing.
Bring me that whiskey.

6
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Actually,

7
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I was thinking I might go somewhere far.

8
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Meaning what?

9
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There's this girl back in Texas,
from when I was a kid.

10
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Just go check on her.

11
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Anyway, that's what I'm thinking.

12
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It's what I'm doing.

13
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I'd come back, of course.

14
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Someday.

15
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Listen to me,
you "someday" piece of shit.

16
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We're all that's left in this place.

17
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I am all the family you got.

18
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Yeah, 'cause you killed all the rest.

19
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What's that?

20
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Speak up, boy.

21
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You killed my family.

22
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That's right.

23
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I had your daddy shot.

24
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Your mama, I killed myself.

25
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I sliced her open with a small blade
and I sucked up her soul.

26
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But instead of wreaking vengeance,

27
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you just stand there like a little girl,
bringing whiskey.

28
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You still think like a Custer.

29
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That if you do just enough right
and not too much wrong,

30
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that there's still hope for you.

31
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It's because you're afraid of Hell.

32
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And you know what? I don't blame you.

33
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Killing your Gran'ma.

34
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Damning yourself to the flames.

35
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What would your father say?

36
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I'm going.

37
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You'll be back.

38
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You should've killed her.

39
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Yeah, well, now's your chance.

40
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Sorry, Lil' Jesse.

41
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You're gonna have to raise them hands.

42
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Now, I know that she put you
through your paces,

43
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but, come on, she's your grandma.

44
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Give me the gun, T.C.

45
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And I believe there has to be
a constructive, non-violent solution.

46
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Give me the gun.

47
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Christ.

48
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Back up.

49
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How many times you think
you pointed this thing at me, T.C.?

50
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Lil' Jesse, you don't hate me that much.

51
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You wouldn't shoot me?

52
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No.

53
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I guess I wouldn't.

54
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See? I knew it. I knew it.

55
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A constructive, non-violent...

56
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Shoot yourself.

57
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Hey, kid.

58
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You gotta go through me first.

59
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I like that idea.

60
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Put it down.

61
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I could make you cut your own throat
if I wanted to.

62
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But you ain't gonna.

63
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No.

64
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Let's go to the Tombs.

65
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Hope for you yet, boy.

66
00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,911
My name
is SS Reichsmarschall Rick Smith.

67
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Here's my demand.

68
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Send out Hilter and no one gets hurt.

69
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:15,461
Resist, and you will be liquidated.

70
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,848
If you're the SS,
why are you wearing a Luftwaffe medal?

71
00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:22,601
We're a mixed auxiliary unit.

72
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The point is,
I have a freaking tank and you don't.

73
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So, release our <i>Führer,</i>

74
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or I will have no choice
but to tell my men to cut you down.

75
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Those are my terms.

76
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What is your answer?

77
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Get it off me! Let me go, damn it!

78
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You're not going anywhere!

79
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Yo, Nazi.

80
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Let's go.

81
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You said you'd changed...

82
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I have my soul patch.

83
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Luger.

84
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All those crows.

85
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,718
Do you think they pecked
your daughter's eyes out

86
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,903
after she was dead?

87
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:28,154
Or while she was lying there,
still alive?

88
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Yeah.

89
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I think so, too.

90
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No! No, Eugene!

91
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,182
What would Jesus do?

92
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Sorry.

93
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These boots suck!

94
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She's really not that bad!

95
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,141
Could you just let us go...

96
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...just forget about it?

97
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,743
So difficult and pretty.

98
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,871
So fun.
You're gonna be a hit down in Hell.

99
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,097
I know you're trying to be
all scary and stuff,

100
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,848
but your breath... Seriously.

101
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,146
Not good.

102
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Look out!

103
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:51,847
You see? I am a loving God.

104
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,824
Betrayal, when committed by a loved one,

105
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,118
cuts most deeply.

106
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:31,136
Perhaps there's still hope for him.

107
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,822
Change your mind.

108
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Join me.

109
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- Bugger off.
- I'll let you die.

110
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I won't want to, but I will.

111
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:05,958
Yeah, well, go ahead.

112
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,458
I've had a good run.

113
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,259
You've barely had 100 years.

114
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,179
You've never had a Château Lafite.

115
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:17,178
You've never seen a tiger in the wild.

116
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,060
Cassidy, you've never been to Asia.

117
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,521
Well, maybe there's an Asia
when you die, you know?

118
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,851
Maybe there's not.

119
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Maybe there's no sex, no food, no music.

120
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Maybe there's nothing.

121
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,065
You'd choose that
over what I can offer you?

122
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:36,618
Over lying, cannibalism and murder?

123
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,904
- Yeah, sure.
- No.

124
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:45,085
Over love, pleasure, life.

125
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:46,755
This.

126
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,217
- What is that?
- It's a pipe.

127
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,045
I ordered it specially.

128
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,887
See, you sprinkle your drugs
in this end, and on this end...

129
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,388
I know how a bloody pipe works,
you moron.

130
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,685
- What's it off?
- A unicorn.

131
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,481
Your favourite.

132
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:10,982
It's this...

133
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,574
Or burn.

134
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,253
Nice trick.

135
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:30,835
Freeing one of my children from Hell
is my favourite trick of all.

136
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:35,878
Bunch of Nazis and a tank.
I was figuring it out.

137
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,713
No, you were going to Hell.

138
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,141
But I am a merciful God.

139
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,394
What about Eugene?

140
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,604
You gonna be merciful with him, too?

141
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,981
- Which one's he?
- With the face.

142
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:50,986
Right.

143
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,070
No.

144
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,396
His path is different.

145
00:17:56,659 --> 00:18:00,073
I've come for you, to lift your curse.

146
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:05,750
From this day forward,
the name O'Hare will be blessed.

147
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:08,878
Yeah?

148
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,173
What do you get?

149
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,633
The joy that only giving brings.

150
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,221
And?

151
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,720
Tell Jesse Custer
to stop looking for me.

152
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,139
To stay away.

153
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:29,139
Genesis cannot, must not,

154
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,522
interfere with my great design.
Go to him.

155
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,030
Stop him,

156
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:39,741
and then you will know true peace
and be forgiven.

157
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,539
You know,

158
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,540
I don't need forgiveness.

159
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:49,836
Right.

160
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,537
Tulip O'Hare, pure as the driven snow.

161
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,300
Yeah,

162
00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:01,134
I done some bad things.
Things I ain't proud of.

163
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,556
For Christ's sake,
you killed a man with a corncob.

164
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,636
I'm not perfect, I know that.

165
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,098
But I don't need your forgiveness.

166
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:17,654
I mean, I made it this far without it,
didn't I?

167
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,576
So be it.

168
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:24,653
- Free will...
- Damn right.

169
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:30,288
...has its consequences. For you
and for those you claim to care about.

170
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,669
- What's that mean?
- Your friend Cassidy.

171
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,418
- Yeah, what about him?
- He's in grave danger.

172
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:40,044
I was going to help,
show you I'm a loving God,

173
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,212
but sounds like
you don't need me at all.

174
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,052
I call bullshit.

175
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,849
Go see for yourself.

176
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:52,101
But you better hurry.
The danger is quite grave.

177
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:57,895
This is one of your tricks,
a distraction to keep us off your ass.

178
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,275
Well, forget I mentioned it.

179
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:07,238
Let's just stand here by the water
and enjoy the silence.

180
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:20,883
You're a dick.

181
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,551
You're welcome.

182
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,101
Yeah, I see you. Give me a sec.

183
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,245
Out!

184
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,888
Wait. I shouldn't have said that
about crows,

185
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,065
about your girl's eyes.

186
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,190
I'm sorry, okay?

187
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:24,817
I'm sorry. I didn't really...

188
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,747
My eyes!

189
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,332
Time to go.

190
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:44,717
What about Tulip?

191
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,259
Her lucky day.

192
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:12,537
Welcome, you motherless goat-humpers.

193
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:16,450
I always wanted to say that.
Okay, now...

194
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,303
That was different.

195
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,146
Well, I'm not playing pool again.

196
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,186
Can I get you anything?

197
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,068
Yeah.

198
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:25,978
There's a drink in my coat.

199
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,244
I saw a unicorn once, you know.

200
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,622
I remember. You told me.

201
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,261
Thank you.

202
00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:00,012
- Better?
- Than being crucified?

203
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:02,893
A touch. Coolant?

204
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,020
Actually, no, scrap that.

205
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,756
You're the one who threw up
three wine coolers the other night.

206
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,863
Give it to me. Thank you.

207
00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:13,993
Jesus.

208
00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:17,491
It's gonna be days
before I can masturbate properly.

209
00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:22,409
Well, we can't have that.

210
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:24,890
I've got some squirrel blood
in the freezer.

211
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:26,834
It's quite restorative.

212
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:29,669
It's better than cat or dog.

213
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:31,759
I just cheated death,

214
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:35,596
and I got back
with my handsome lunatic friend.

215
00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:40,310
I don't want any of your
goddamn squirrel blood, all right?

216
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:46,065
He's repented.
He wants to be with us again.

217
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:50,979
Blood ceremony to celebrate.

218
00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:53,739
Who will take flight?

219
00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:04,877
Perfect.

220
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,081
I was looking for this.

221
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:47,581
Took it from your daddy, years ago.

222
00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:49,005
You stop that.

223
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,123
We Custers don't cry,

224
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:53,968
we fight.

225
00:25:57,973 --> 00:25:59,305
Remember that night, boy?

226
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:01,809
I remember.

227
00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:04,203
Today was the day.

228
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,912
Go get two cans of gasoline.

229
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:11,002
- Two cans?
- Go get them.

230
00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:37,687
Proud of you, boy.

231
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:49,744
Comfy, actually.

232
00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:55,080
Although, after, I may need
a lint roller on my backside.

233
00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:00,428
Dinnertime.

234
00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:04,593
- Christ. How's that coolant feeling?
- Fine. Fine.

235
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:08,305
- All right, well, go on. After you.
- No, no, after you.

236
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:09,770
Hey, listen.

237
00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:12,273
Have you ever...

238
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:19,859
Mrs Rosen, would you have any
objection at all to a ménage à trois?

239
00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:25,531
On the contrary, I'd be honoured.

240
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:36,042
Tie your life to ours
and allow us to do the same.

241
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,923
- Yes.
- Are you ready to pass through?

242
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,588
- Yes.
- Yeah, she's ready.

243
00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:45,630
What's that? What is...

244
00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:48,142
Bite marks.

245
00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:54,439
What's going on?

246
00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:59,311
Answer me.

247
00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:11,573
What have you done?

248
00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:35,764
How many calls to his flown children
did you make, Mrs Rosen?

249
00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:37,098
Eighty-seven.

250
00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:39,609
And how many answered?

251
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:41,779
None.

252
00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:44,780
So you turned her.

253
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:51,696
<i>She turned the rest.</i>

254
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,300
Now what?

255
00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:08,388
Go back to your loveless
and lonely existence?

256
00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,175
Well, yeah, probably.

257
00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:16,437
But first, dinnertime.

258
00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:40,961
All right, let's go.

259
00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:44,711
Ain't you gonna kill me?

260
00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:47,051
I don't hate you that much.

261
00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:50,473
Come on.

262
00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:58,479
Nah, I'm good.

263
00:31:01,902 --> 00:31:07,443
Angelville, I knows it's wicked
and evil and all that, but...

264
00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:11,572
I got nowhere else to go.

265
00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:16,374
Are you sure?

266
00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:27,132
Good seeing you again, Lil' Jesse.

267
00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,259
Welcome home.

268
00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:00,639
Is that for me?

269
00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:08,731
What's in there, you could live
for another 100 years at least.

270
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,323
- My debt is paid.
- Not so sure about that...

271
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,616
- Say "Your debt is paid."
- Your debt is paid.

272
00:33:18,455 --> 00:33:19,571
Release Tulip.

273
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,752
- Jesus.
- Jesus has nothing to do with this.

274
00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:36,262
Fine. You won.

275
00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:38,057
Go on,

276
00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:41,676
leave your poor Gran'ma all by herself.

277
00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:43,352
I've tried that once before.

278
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:48,312
Walking away, leaving you behind.

279
00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:50,685
It didn't work.

280
00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:58,905
Wherever I went, Angelville was with me,

281
00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:02,580
in the back of my head,
like some kind of bad dream.

282
00:34:05,794 --> 00:34:07,376
But today's the day I wake up.

283
00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:13,257
Today's the day I'm gonna kill you
and burn this house to the ground.

284
00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:16,385
- You think so?
- I know so.

285
00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:22,015
Been thinking 20 years
on how I'm gonna do it.

286
00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:28,606
Well, I figured, no better way than
to strap you into your own machine

287
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:30,900
and turn you to dust.

288
00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:35,321
Well, if it's my time for Heaven...

289
00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:36,699
Heaven?

290
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:43,701
I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
but you're going straight to Hell.

291
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:46,866
I hate to break it to you, but...

292
00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:51,916
I made a deal with my gentleman caller.

293
00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:56,591
You know, Satan.

294
00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:01,968
<i>And we came to a new agreement.</i>

295
00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:05,518
<i>If you kill me,</i>

296
00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:11,148
when you die,
you're the one going to Hell.

297
00:35:15,322 --> 00:35:16,654
What did you do?

298
00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:29,585
Oh, God.

299
00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:34,297
I'm not walking out of here
with you still breathing.

300
00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:36,169
Don't be so upset, Jesse.

301
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:38,755
I saved your girl.

302
00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:41,132
You got your power.

303
00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:43,597
You're free of me.

304
00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:47,511
Sweetheart, you won.

305
00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:56,898
But you won, too, didn't you, Gran'ma?

306
00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:03,818
One hundred years' worth.

307
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:07,867
No.

308
00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:10,074
One hundred more years
than my daddy got.

309
00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:13,039
No, I mean it.

310
00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:15,121
One hundred more years than my mama had.

311
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:19,133
One hundred more years
of you being a rotten piece of shit!

312
00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:21,176
These are mine. That's the deal.

313
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,550
Like you said, Gran'ma. "New deal."

314
00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:27,474
Destroy them.

315
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:36,527
No.

316
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,314
No.

317
00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:43,699
<i>Jesse!</i>

318
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:27,535
She's right.
I got what I came for. I won.

319
00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:31,406
Doesn't feel like it.

320
00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:37,620
No, it doesn't.

321
00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:44,630
You'll burn in Hell for this.

322
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:47,672
Maybe, someday,

323
00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:51,516
but today, you burn.

324
00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:57,272
Jesse. Jesse.

325
00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:01,443
Jesse! No, no, no!

326
00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:08,158
Jesse! No, Jesse!

327
00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:13,832
Jesse!

328
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:53,821
Now what?

329
00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:58,209
Get a Dustbuster. Maybe a sponge.

330
00:38:58,628 --> 00:39:03,623
But after that,
now that we're night wraiths?

331
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:06,967
Well, you can stop calling yourselves
"night wraiths," that's for one.

332
00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:10,137
Christ. You're just bloody vampires now,
all right?

333
00:39:10,223 --> 00:39:13,387
Right. But what do we do?

334
00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,390
Whatever we bloody want.

335
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,196
Tulip?

336
00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,405
All right. All right, slow down now.

337
00:39:29,993 --> 00:39:30,993
What's that?

338
00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:34,029
I've been trying to call you, Cass.
Are you okay?

339
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:38,453
Like, you're not in any danger, are you?

340
00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:41,003
Where are you?

341
00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:45,589
Got it. And you sure you're okay?

342
00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:48,237
Well, I've been to the far side
of the moon and back, actually.

343
00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:51,720
But I think the danger portion's
over now, so...

344
00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:54,260
All right, well, I'm on my way.

345
00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:56,221
- Tulip?
<i>- Yeah?</i>

346
00:39:57,979 --> 00:39:58,979
I...

347
00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:01,142
Yeah, Cass?

348
00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:04,399
- Hey, look who it is.
- Hey, Hoover's back.

349
00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:05,485
Hoover!

350
00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:09,737
Hoover.

351
00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:11,406
What do you mean, "Hoover"?

352
00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:13,401
It's all right. It's all right.

353
00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:15,451
It's just Hoover.
He's cool now, all right?

354
00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:18,702
Don't worry about it.
Listen, I'll see you soon.

355
00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:22,330
Thanks for calling me up, all right?

356
00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:24,832
All right, see you in a bit.

357
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:27,925
So...

358
00:40:29,886 --> 00:40:30,886
Where's the party?

359
00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:43,021
So, I'm back at the Grail office,
I get your text, and I say to myself,

360
00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:45,224
"Why am I here?"

361
00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:48,561
The hours suck, my boss is crazy,

362
00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:50,341
and the benefits
aren't even that good, you know?

363
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:51,759
'Course not. They're corporate bastards.

364
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:53,135
What are you even doing back there?

365
00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:54,470
I thought we agreed
no more being a dick.

366
00:40:54,494 --> 00:40:55,494
You're right.

367
00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:57,663
Old habits.

368
00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:01,161
So, you guys have all turned as well?

369
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,126
They're already bored.

370
00:41:04,087 --> 00:41:05,953
All right, go on.
Back to work, you buggers.

371
00:41:06,339 --> 00:41:07,608
I was just about to get really high

372
00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:09,526
and blast some Nickelback,
if you're up for that.

373
00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:10,550
Come on.

374
00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:14,212
You know, you saved my life back there.

375
00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:16,556
Got you a present.

376
00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:18,637
Wanted to return the favour.

377
00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:22,178
An umbrella.
Very droll, secret agent man.

378
00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:24,392
Thank you very much.

379
00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:25,977
Open it.

380
00:41:26,359 --> 00:41:28,692
Indoors? I'm pretty sure
that's bad luck, mate.

381
00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:32,154
What the hell is that?

382
00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:35,699
It's good luck today.

383
00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:41,385
What the hell did you do?

384
00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:44,180
I lied. The benefits are great.

385
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:53,185
You know I eat horse tranquillisers
for breakfast, don't you?

386
00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:55,696
I told them. That's whale.

387
00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:33,527
Cass?

388
00:43:45,373 --> 00:43:46,864
Some men took him.

389
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,998
- And a woman.
- Dressed in white.

390
00:43:57,093 --> 00:43:58,129
God.

391
00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:03,805
It wasn't until this moment

392
00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:05,473
that I understood what my purpose was.

393
00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:08,052
But now I know.

394
00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:10,471
It's to say:

395
00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:13,811
You're a bad person.

396
00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:17,478
But it's never too late to change that.

397
00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:19,722
Open up your heart and talk to God.

398
00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:22,699
You guys used to be like...
best friends, right? So...

399
00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:25,653
...call him and apologise.

400
00:44:29,542 --> 00:44:30,908
I just realised,

401
00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:33,785
I have a purpose, too.

402
00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:40,960
Get your ass outta your head, doofus.

403
00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:42,387
God's gone.

404
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,006
You didn't have to do that.

405
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,971
Him? We were just joking.

406
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:53,557
Anyway, you did your part bringing
these two chuckle-heads back.

407
00:44:53,941 --> 00:44:56,149
And now for my part of the bargain.

408
00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:08,074
We'll take it from here, Sidney.
Thank you.

409
00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:16,495
Not sure what happened there,
but I assume she had it coming.

410
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:24,090
What would this unfortunate
preacher's name happen to be?

411
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:26,137
Jesse Custer.

412
00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,434
I love the synergy.

413
00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:33,558
I just got a deal going
involving Custer.

414
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,313
Figures right into my expansion plans.

415
00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:40,520
See, you kill him, and he
and his little power come to Hell.

416
00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,321
Anyway, won't keep you any longer.

417
00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:46,196
Go without God, as the saying now goes.

418
00:45:55,461 --> 00:46:00,297
How dare you pull a gun
on the Prince of Darkness.

419
00:46:00,716 --> 00:46:04,426
I will flay you into 1,000 pieces.

420
00:46:04,637 --> 00:46:05,798
My daughter.

421
00:46:07,348 --> 00:46:09,055
The crows. Was that your idea?

422
00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:15,979
Okay. Hold on. Everybody take a breath.

423
00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:18,566
Was it?

424
00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:21,484
I was in on the meeting
when it was discussed.

425
00:46:21,988 --> 00:46:24,526
Sure. All right? But it wasn't my idea.

426
00:46:24,907 --> 00:46:25,907
Whose was it?

427
00:46:26,659 --> 00:46:27,945
Don't be stupid.

428
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:30,620
It was God's,

429
00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:34,916
of course.

430
00:46:40,589 --> 00:46:41,589
Now,

431
00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:47,921
I suggest
you put that gun down right now,

432
00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:52,007
or you and I are gonna have a problem.

433
00:46:55,855 --> 00:46:56,855
Too late.

434
00:46:58,190 --> 00:46:59,351
You crazy son of a...

435
00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:15,665
You can't do that!

436
00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:17,036
The rules have changed.

437
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:24,002
You were right. You don't belong here.

438
00:47:25,426 --> 00:47:26,426
Let's go.

439
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:29,177
Good idea. Let's get out of here.

440
00:47:30,222 --> 00:47:32,555
Just him. Not you.

441
00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:54,153
Plum cake, sir?

442
00:47:57,166 --> 00:47:58,166
Yeah.

443
00:48:00,419 --> 00:48:02,786
Extra flaky crust.

444
00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:25,235
Jesse?

445
00:48:26,195 --> 00:48:27,402
He's still alive?

446
00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:30,154
The preacher that sent me here?

447
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:34,985
The preacher that left me here?

448
00:48:37,373 --> 00:48:40,832
I'm going with you.

449
00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:17,660
Hey.

450
00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:19,664
Hey.

451
00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:22,741
You okay?

452
00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:27,207
Family's overrated.

453
00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:31,968
Yeah.

454
00:49:38,017 --> 00:49:39,017
Ready?

455
00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:42,604
Ready.

456
00:50:17,056 --> 00:50:18,388
Holy shit.

457
00:50:23,896 --> 00:50:25,387
Cassidy's resting peacefully.

458
00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:27,810
Not for long.

459
00:50:28,317 --> 00:50:32,152
My favourite torturer
is flying in from Bensonhurst.

460
00:50:32,238 --> 00:50:33,238
Frankie Toscani?

461
00:50:37,785 --> 00:50:39,151
The hat, Hoover.

462
00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:42,074
Are you mocking me?

463
00:50:43,332 --> 00:50:48,123
No, I'm a vampire now, sir. Remember?

464
00:50:57,805 --> 00:50:59,387
I thought you were joking.

465
00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:02,761
No. It's true.

466
00:51:04,353 --> 00:51:09,348
But let me assure you, it will have
no impact whatsoever on my job...

467
00:51:17,157 --> 00:51:18,193
Idiot.

468
00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:24,412
What happened here, sir?

469
00:51:28,252 --> 00:51:31,336
We're going to need a new Hoover.

470
00:51:33,382 --> 00:51:34,589
I'll look into it, sir.

471
00:51:36,969 --> 00:51:38,676
Gonna be tricky, don't you think?

472
00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:43,514
Getting Custer to be our Messiah.
Now, after everything.

473
00:51:44,893 --> 00:51:46,930
I don't want him to be my Messiah.

474
00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:53,225
So, why are we waiting for him?

475
00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:56,103
Custer has humiliated me
for the last time.

476
00:51:56,697 --> 00:52:00,486
I'm going to torture him in the most
horrible ways ever imagined.

477
00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:05,737
And then, I'm going to kill him.

478
00:52:07,416 --> 00:52:11,956
Love it. The great chess match
for world domination continues.

479
00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:17,124
I'm tired of chess matches, Flufferman.

480
00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:22,554
It's time to play some fucking checkers.