1 00:00:39,865 --> 00:00:40,910 It's time. 2 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:13,887 Yeah, he's walking in now. 3 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:16,136 That's right. No loose ends. 4 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:18,138 I would expect the same thing on your side. 5 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:21,358 Okay. Thrice blessed, Allfather. 6 00:02:21,402 --> 00:02:22,881 Okay. 7 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:24,492 Talk soon. Bye-bye. 8 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:30,150 Well, I'll be double-dipped in dog shit. 9 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:33,762 If it's not the biggest, baddest son of a bitch 10 00:02:33,805 --> 00:02:38,027 in all of Hell here in my office. 11 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,118 Sit down, Sidney. You're the Angel of Death. 12 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:45,600 Relax. Have a sandwich. Drink a glass of milk. 13 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,124 Is from? 14 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,386 Midnight Runs. 15 00:02:49,821 --> 00:02:51,214 Run. It's Midnight R... 16 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:53,999 Forget about it. The moment has passed. 17 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:56,524 Take the gentleman's duster and let the grownups talk. 18 00:03:13,628 --> 00:03:15,064 Crazy? 19 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:17,719 I want to see you. You want to see me. 20 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:20,200 Kismet, I think they call that. 21 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:21,331 Is that right? Sounds right. 22 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,290 Anyway, what matters is, 23 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:27,207 we're here, two men, speaking our minds. 24 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,734 There is one item, though... small. 25 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:35,737 No big deal, really, but needs tending to. 26 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:37,173 Do ya mind? 27 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:40,872 Good. 28 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:43,788 It's about your little trip... upstairs. 29 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,401 "The breakout." 30 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:49,141 And, look, I get it. 31 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:52,536 If I'm doing my time and a couple of angels walk in 32 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:56,540 and tell me I can take a walk, I am gone-zilla, baby. 33 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:57,976 No doubt about it. 34 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,369 Breathe some air? Eat a Slim Jim? 35 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:00,892 That's a good deal! 36 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:03,417 But what's a good deal for you 37 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:06,637 is not always a good deal for me. 38 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:13,601 And souls escaping my realm, that's actually bad for me. 39 00:04:14,428 --> 00:04:19,694 And what's bad for me is just... bad. 40 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:23,132 Did you know God is gone? 41 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:29,094 And, as you can imagine, I've got plans, big plans. 42 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:31,314 But without my reputation, 43 00:04:32,141 --> 00:04:35,666 those plans go the way of Gary, Indiana. 44 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:38,974 So, short story long, 45 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,978 I'm gonna need you to make amends. 46 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:50,377 Now, look. Obviously, I'm a fan. 47 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:52,292 I don't like this any more than you do, 48 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,032 and if it were up to me... 49 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:56,992 Well, actually, it is up to me. 50 00:05:00,952 --> 00:05:04,478 Just know this is not my favorite part. 51 00:05:08,482 --> 00:05:10,962 Who am I kidding? 52 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:14,401 It totally is. 53 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:57,705 How do I break the spell? 54 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:03,711 Tell me. 55 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:05,103 I ain't helpin' you. 56 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:10,500 And you ain't gettin' out of here. 57 00:06:10,544 --> 00:06:12,154 Open the door! 58 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:13,895 Open the goddamn door! 59 00:06:14,852 --> 00:06:16,201 You're a dead woman! 60 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:17,681 We're coming in! 61 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,162 Shit! 62 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:21,729 Watch your toes. 63 00:06:27,038 --> 00:06:29,040 Jesus Christ! Get back! Get back! 64 00:06:31,216 --> 00:06:32,392 You crazy bitch! 65 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:33,697 Ain't I, though? 66 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:49,757 Welcome... 67 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,238 you motherless goat-humpers! 68 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,071 Are you not entertained? 69 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:08,123 And welcome to The Tombs, my brothers. 70 00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:12,257 Tonight, for your pleasure, two merciless monsters 71 00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:15,304 will fight as if their very souls were on the line. 72 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:19,308 And if they advance to the Redemption Round 73 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:21,441 to take on Jody... 74 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:23,312 perhaps they are! 75 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:30,275 Wager your hard-stolen money wisely. 76 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:32,190 - Yeah! - May the best man win, 77 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:35,759 and may God take mercy on our souls. 78 00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:37,804 Let's fight! 79 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:52,808 What are you doing back here? 80 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:55,692 I'm not bettin' this time. I swear. 81 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:58,695 I-I just came by to, you know, soak up the ambience. 82 00:07:58,739 --> 00:08:00,436 You better soak up some smarts, too, 83 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,066 or you're gonna have a date with Madame L'Angelle. 84 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:03,090 You hear me? 85 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,484 You don't pay your debts? 86 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:05,919 Yeah. 87 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:07,356 Yeah. 88 00:08:19,194 --> 00:08:20,282 What? 89 00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:24,184 How much more you want me to squeeze out of 'em? 90 00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:28,377 Every... last... drop. 91 00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:39,431 Hey, go easy this time, Jody. 92 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,259 It's easy every time. 93 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:45,525 Jody! Jody! Jody! Jody! Jody! Jody! Jody! Jody! 94 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:03,804 Jody's up, so... we're gonna need two more. 95 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:05,675 Already? 96 00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:07,155 Darn busy season. 97 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:08,983 All right, let's see what we've got. 98 00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:10,550 Okay, boys. 99 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:12,233 Who wants a chance to get their soul back? 100 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:21,996 I do. 101 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:26,391 Choose me. 102 00:09:31,135 --> 00:09:32,572 Please. I'm ready. 103 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:34,791 Sorry, Hal, but you just got here. 104 00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:39,927 So... 105 00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:42,320 you got anything fun planned for the weekend? 106 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:46,736 Maybe go see Gladiator again. 107 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,413 Gladiator. 108 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:51,547 Careful Miss Marie don't find out 109 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,114 who you're really going to see. 110 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:56,813 Pretty girl like that won't do so good down here. 111 00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,120 You hear what I'm sayin'? 112 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,775 You hear me, boy? 113 00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:11,785 Jody! Jody! Jody! 114 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:14,918 All righty, fellas. 115 00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:17,617 No business like show business. 116 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,663 Jody! Jody! Jody! 117 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,282 Not again! God dang it, Jody. 118 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:33,154 I can't patch up the dead ones. 119 00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:35,765 I got to go where the spirit leads me. 120 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:39,247 Besides, we got the kid here 121 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,640 ropin' in all the pigeons 122 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,990 with that fancy face and voice of his. 123 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:44,687 Right, kid? 124 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:48,377 Don't you think there's lots more where he come from? 125 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,301 - Yeah. Yeah, lots. - Yeah. 126 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:52,129 Come on. 127 00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:12,889 ♪ You have forsaken All the love you've taken ♪ 128 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:17,807 ♪ Sleepin' on a razor There's nowhere left to fall ♪ 129 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:22,812 ♪ Your body's achin' Every bone is breakin' ♪ 130 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:27,861 ♪ Nothin' seems to shake it It just keeps holdin' on ♪ 131 00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:41,831 ♪ I thread the needle through You beat the devil's tattoo ♪ 132 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,606 Christ. Are you all right? 133 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,695 Are y... Are ya all right? 134 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:26,397 Gentlemen, your new champion! 135 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,663 Next show's in one hour. Tell your friends. 136 00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,449 Yes. Yes. 137 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:37,408 Yes, we will. 138 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,762 I think your friend here gonna be real good for us. 139 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,067 He's not my friend. 140 00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:47,897 You want to keep him fighting, 141 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:48,855 you're gonna need to give him some blood. 142 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:50,552 What kind of blood? 143 00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,815 I got... I got gator blood, pig blood, squirrel... 144 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,121 I don't give a shit. 145 00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,949 He's a vampire. Just feed him. 146 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,820 We need beer for the huffers. 147 00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,655 We get 'em drunk, we get their cash. 148 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,781 Sooner they need to see Miss Marie. 149 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,754 I told you you were gonna hate me. 150 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,279 You were right. 151 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,052 Like your nails. 152 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,364 The less you talk, the better. 153 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,168 If you're taking me to Angelville, 154 00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:06,715 you probably want to go the other way. 155 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:08,848 Don't remember asking you. 156 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,371 I'm just sayin'. 157 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,503 You can't get there on this road. 158 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,210 I meant what I said. 159 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,996 Even if I could, I'm never helping Jesse out that spell. 160 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:30,217 Pretty sure when we get there, you'll do what I tell you to. 161 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,877 What do you got against Jesse anyway? 162 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:39,879 Why you hate him so much? 163 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:45,232 Jesse L'Angelle is the worst person I have ever loved. 164 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,937 I can't let no Mardi Gras pirate call my sister a thief, 165 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:59,202 so I'm ready to pounce when he unscrews his gosh-dang leg! 166 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,639 I figure it was just part of the costume, 167 00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,293 but dude had a real stump. 168 00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,837 Please don't tell me you beat his ass with it. 169 00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,863 Hell no. I waited until he turned his back, 170 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,038 and I snatched it. 171 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,737 Dude hopped after me all the way to Canal Street. 172 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,959 Okay. We're gonna fool around. 173 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,135 So why don't you do something useful for once 174 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,702 and get me some customers? 175 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,016 Good luck. 176 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,634 Hey, you! You want your palm read? 177 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,723 Get out of my face. 178 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,001 What? 179 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,962 You're not still mooning over 180 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,925 that what's-her-name girl back in Texas, are you? 181 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,096 Tulip? 182 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:09,881 No. No. 183 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,668 Better not be. 184 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,150 Get undressed. 185 00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,022 What if Kenny gets a customer? 186 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,632 There are no customers. 187 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,158 And Gran'ma took them all. 188 00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:31,468 Be right back. 189 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,783 I know business ain't much to look at now. 190 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,786 But someday... 191 00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:46,266 Careful Miss Marie don't find out 192 00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:47,702 who you're really going to see. 193 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,184 I'm gonna beat that old witch at her own game. 194 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:55,492 Pretty girl like that won't do so good down here. 195 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,756 - I do. - Choose me. 196 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,025 Anyway... 197 00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:08,897 What? 198 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:11,682 Changed my mind. 199 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,032 What? 200 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,337 Look, you're pretty, Sabina. 201 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,861 It's been fun making out with you. 202 00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:19,603 But I'm a L'Angelle... 203 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,736 heir to Angelville. 204 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,521 In the end, you're just a Boyd. 205 00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:27,220 And I'm not gonna screw that up 206 00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:30,049 over a few sloppy kisses from a piece of trash like you. 207 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,180 Get it? 208 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,532 Got it? 209 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:39,970 Good. 210 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,378 That's the worst person you ever loved? 211 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:57,859 Please. 212 00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,600 You haven't heard the rest of my story. 213 00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,776 Yeah, well, I got a story for you. 214 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:05,301 I drive, you shut your mouth. The end. 215 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,390 What do you think? 216 00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:08,783 Mine's better. 217 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:17,487 I tell you, kid, I'm gonna destroy your friend tonight. 218 00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:21,448 You keep calling him my friend. 219 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,277 If he's not your friend, what is he? 220 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:30,979 Cheatin', drug-addicted, piece of shit Irish vampire 221 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,200 whose only good quality is that he hurts. 222 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,899 You can chop him up into little pieces, 223 00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,182 feed him a few drops of blood... 224 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:44,297 You can do it all over again the next night and the next and the next. 225 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,996 The money just keeps on rollin' in. 226 00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:05,709 Just like old times, right, kid? 227 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,160 Sure they sell kegs? 228 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:23,336 Funny. 229 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,433 Want a frozen yogurt? 230 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,132 Swirl. 231 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:53,888 I'll take these. 232 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:56,978 And I want to ship something. 233 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,764 No weapons, guns, drugs... hazardous liquids? 234 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:02,505 No guns. 235 00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:03,898 Stuff's over there. 236 00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,682 Don't overfill the peanuts. 237 00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,075 Ring the bell when you're ready. 238 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,082 I'm not sure if your limbs grow new 239 00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,215 or connect back together or what, 240 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:19,522 but I figured better to be safe than sorry. 241 00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:21,350 You forgot my hand. 242 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:22,699 Sorry. I needed that. 243 00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:24,677 So this is how you finally get rid of me, is it? 244 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,442 By bloody mail? 245 00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:27,922 I'm not getting rid of you, Cass. 246 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:29,750 I'm saving your ass. 247 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,031 It was the only way to get you out of there. 248 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,361 The only way? 249 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,276 I could think of 20 different ways 250 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,757 that wouldn't involve choppin' off a bloody limb! 251 00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:38,909 Like... like a diversion or something like that, 252 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,500 or... or... or... or Cape Fear. 253 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,042 You could've strapped me under a truck, 254 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,894 or, obviously, there's the skin-suit way. 255 00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:46,114 Skin-suit way? 256 00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:48,334 You remove somebody else's skin, you wrap me in it, 257 00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,268 disguising me as that person. Do you know what I mean? 258 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,251 That is the stupidest, that would never work. 259 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,165 - Of course it would. - Not in a million years. 260 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:56,037 Well, you go and tell that to Luke Skywalker. 261 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,734 He slit that tauntaun creature open, 262 00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:59,606 and it snuck him off without a bloody scratch! 263 00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,042 He didn't sneak him off anywhere. 264 00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:02,485 The tauntaun kept him from freezing! 265 00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:05,046 "Saving me." Give me a bloody break, will you? 266 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:06,409 If it wasn't for me, Jody and T.C. 267 00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:07,744 would've strung you up to burn. 268 00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:09,418 That's right. Jesse Custer, everybody, 269 00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:11,400 a bloody hero struttin' through the Tombs 270 00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:13,359 like a demented circus worker of some kind! 271 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,230 I haven't got time for this shit. 272 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,797 You're an evil bastard is what you are. 273 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:18,929 And I see it now. I see it clear as day. 274 00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:21,367 And Tulip will see it, too. She'll open up her eyes... 275 00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:22,672 Shut up about her! 276 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,076 You're nothing but an evil bastard! 277 00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:25,284 I hate your face. 278 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:26,676 Right in the dick. 279 00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:29,462 You're welcome, asshole. 280 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,310 You're so lost. 281 00:21:57,533 --> 00:22:00,014 So, a little boy was mean to you? 282 00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:02,669 Broke your little girl heart? 283 00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:04,975 Tsk. 284 00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:07,674 Twenty years later, and you still want him dead. 285 00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:10,329 Yeah. 286 00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:12,722 I'm lost. 287 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:14,898 You didn't let me finish. 288 00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:20,513 Jesse didn't just break my heart. 289 00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:23,690 He broke it twice. 290 00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:28,782 The Mad Butcher of Angelville! 291 00:22:31,698 --> 00:22:33,439 Who dares to face him next? 292 00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:35,963 Is it you? 293 00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:37,704 Or you or you? 294 00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:39,662 I'll fight. 295 00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:41,360 I'll fight you, L'Angelle. 296 00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:44,145 You think you're better than us? 297 00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:46,016 You think you can call my sister trash? 298 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:49,498 No, you're right. 299 00:22:51,152 --> 00:22:52,327 I shouldn't have said that. 300 00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:56,679 Comparing a Boyd to trash is an insult... 301 00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:58,725 to trash! 302 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,581 Why don't you just run along... 303 00:23:14,044 --> 00:23:15,394 Couple of rights, hit him. 304 00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:26,840 Please, please. Jesse, stop. 305 00:23:26,883 --> 00:23:27,928 Stop, Jesse. 306 00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:33,847 Stop, Jesse. 307 00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:35,588 Jesse. Please. 308 00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:13,234 Are you not entertained! 309 00:24:23,723 --> 00:24:25,638 That is a goddamn lie. 310 00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:27,378 No, it's true. 311 00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:28,989 This place brings out the worst in him. 312 00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:38,346 Get out. 313 00:24:40,348 --> 00:24:42,468 Right, dribbling up to the side corner... 314 00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:44,004 Pass the rock! 315 00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:47,268 What the...? 316 00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:50,532 ...down the lane. 317 00:24:50,576 --> 00:24:53,013 Beautiful pass to the big man. 318 00:25:08,245 --> 00:25:09,508 I said no liquids. 319 00:25:28,048 --> 00:25:29,353 He's gone! He's gone! 320 00:25:29,702 --> 00:25:31,442 The vampire, he's gone. 321 00:25:32,226 --> 00:25:33,662 He chewed hisself free. 322 00:25:34,315 --> 00:25:35,403 Find him! 323 00:25:49,112 --> 00:25:50,200 Where are you going? 324 00:26:20,404 --> 00:26:21,492 Welcome... 325 00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:24,670 you motherless goat-humpers. 326 00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:32,939 I have three announcements. 327 00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:34,810 First, 328 00:26:35,071 --> 00:26:38,074 to the owner of a blue Toyota Corolla, 329 00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:41,556 I don't know why you have an alarm, but it is going off. 330 00:26:45,212 --> 00:26:46,256 The second... 331 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:50,783 is God has left Heaven. 332 00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:57,137 I don't know where He's gone... not yet, anyway... 333 00:26:57,180 --> 00:27:00,619 but I heard from a friend of mine a theory on the why. 334 00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:02,969 He is testing us. 335 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:08,322 I have no idea what this test might be, 336 00:27:09,715 --> 00:27:11,020 but if the subject is 337 00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:13,806 "Can Human Beings Be Anything Other 338 00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:20,029 Than a Bunch of Greedy, Violent Assholes?" 339 00:27:21,988 --> 00:27:23,206 then we're in big trouble. 340 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:27,210 But if I find out that God just took off... 341 00:27:28,603 --> 00:27:30,649 threw up His hands in disgust... 342 00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:33,652 and called it a day... 343 00:27:34,827 --> 00:27:37,656 then I'm gonna be real pissed off. 344 00:27:39,832 --> 00:27:42,661 Then I look around at all you hootin' and hollerin' 345 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,967 and getting high from all the suffering, 346 00:27:45,011 --> 00:27:46,360 the suffering to come, 347 00:27:46,403 --> 00:27:47,970 suffering which you have paid for, 348 00:27:48,014 --> 00:27:50,930 and it is no wonder God has quit on us! 349 00:27:57,501 --> 00:27:58,764 What was the third thing? 350 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,856 Third thing? 351 00:28:06,989 --> 00:28:08,774 Third thing is you better find another way 352 00:28:08,817 --> 00:28:10,384 to gamble with your souls. 353 00:28:10,427 --> 00:28:13,779 There is no fight. The Tombs are closed! 354 00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:15,128 Get out! 355 00:28:15,563 --> 00:28:16,825 - Why? - No! 356 00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:18,392 - That's bullshit! - Boo! 357 00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:22,483 ♪ Danny boy ♪ 358 00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:25,486 ♪ The pipes The pipes are callin' ♪ 359 00:28:25,529 --> 00:28:26,705 It's the vampire! 360 00:28:28,271 --> 00:28:29,858 ♪ From glen to glen And down the mountainside ♪ 361 00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:31,361 I'll take first crack at him. 362 00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:26,112 ♪ I'm not a slave to a god That doesn't exist ♪ 363 00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:30,072 ♪ And when we were good ♪ 364 00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:33,946 ♪ You just closed your eyes ♪ 365 00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:37,776 ♪ So when we are bad ♪ 366 00:29:38,864 --> 00:29:41,127 ♪ We'll scar your minds ♪ 367 00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:49,091 Stay down. 368 00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:07,762 ♪ Slave to a god That doesn't exist ♪ 369 00:30:17,032 --> 00:30:20,340 ♪ Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! ♪ 370 00:30:26,346 --> 00:30:27,695 Stay down, Cass. 371 00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:29,261 I mean it. 372 00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:01,990 I said, stay down! 373 00:31:11,826 --> 00:31:13,697 Who needs God? 374 00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:16,918 The Tombs are back in business! 375 00:31:22,489 --> 00:31:23,577 Now you've seen it. 376 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,536 That's gonna happen here night after night. 377 00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:27,798 I'm a L'Angelle. 378 00:31:29,235 --> 00:31:31,585 And if you don't like it you can go, both of you! 379 00:31:32,542 --> 00:31:33,543 Get it? 380 00:31:35,067 --> 00:31:36,242 Got it? 381 00:31:39,245 --> 00:31:40,289 Good. 382 00:32:12,495 --> 00:32:13,757 What took you so long? 383 00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:16,238 Couldn't see. Forehead kept slippin'. 384 00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:18,980 Skin suit. 385 00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:20,634 Still the best way to break a mate free. 386 00:32:43,309 --> 00:32:44,788 It's not all his fault, you know. 387 00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:47,617 He's just a product of his environment. 388 00:32:48,488 --> 00:32:49,837 Guess we all are in a way. 389 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,978 So, New York, bloody Idaho. 390 00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:01,259 That's... That's the bright side of this. 391 00:33:01,283 --> 00:33:02,545 We can go wherever we want. 392 00:33:02,589 --> 00:33:04,029 You know, we've got some freedom now. 393 00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:05,872 We could just drive and drive and never stop... 394 00:33:05,896 --> 00:33:06,985 if that's what we wanted. 395 00:33:16,124 --> 00:33:17,517 Or we could just stop here. 396 00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:28,135 Why? 397 00:33:31,487 --> 00:33:33,228 You can't stay here, Cass. 398 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,100 It's not safe. 399 00:33:35,143 --> 00:33:36,188 And you can? 400 00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:39,391 You can stay here in this place with him... 401 00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:41,889 after everything he's done? 402 00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:48,504 I'm not leaving without you, Tulip. 403 00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:50,245 - You have to. - I won't do it. 404 00:33:56,469 --> 00:33:57,469 I love you. 405 00:34:02,562 --> 00:34:04,042 But I don't love you. 406 00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:09,569 Yeah. 407 00:34:18,534 --> 00:34:20,058 Can I just say one last thing? 408 00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:41,122 We should've gone to Bimini. 409 00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:09,542 Next stop, New Orleans. 410 00:35:26,036 --> 00:35:27,753 The hell are you doing? I told you to get out of here! 411 00:35:27,777 --> 00:35:30,128 You're a mean son of a bitch, Jesse Custer. 412 00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:32,782 But you ain't that mean. 413 00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:34,706 - What are you talking about? - Don't lie to me! 414 00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:37,657 What you did down there to Cassidy... 415 00:35:38,614 --> 00:35:40,964 that was pretend mean? Like fake mean? 416 00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:42,357 You don't know what you're saying. 417 00:35:42,401 --> 00:35:43,880 To protect him from this shithole. 418 00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:46,405 Like you were protecting Madame Boyd 419 00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:48,015 when you dumped her sorry ass. 420 00:35:49,234 --> 00:35:50,452 How do you know about Sabina? 421 00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:52,193 It doesn't matter. 422 00:35:53,803 --> 00:35:56,980 What matters is I don't need protectin'. 423 00:35:58,112 --> 00:36:00,810 What I need is a goddamn boyfriend who levels with me. 424 00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:04,814 I'm tired of doubting you, Jesse. 425 00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:09,341 And I'm really tired of you not trusting me with shit. 426 00:36:11,473 --> 00:36:14,433 Now, do you want us to be good again? 427 00:36:15,956 --> 00:36:17,175 Is that what you want? 428 00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:19,960 Well, is it? 429 00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:25,225 What happened to Kenny? 430 00:36:25,661 --> 00:36:26,706 I'll fight. 431 00:36:27,010 --> 00:36:28,447 I'll fight you, L'Angelle. 432 00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:41,242 Kenny... 433 00:36:41,286 --> 00:36:42,548 Kenny, please stop! 434 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:44,376 Kenny! 435 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,421 Kenny, please stop! 436 00:36:55,387 --> 00:36:56,388 Kenny. 437 00:36:59,739 --> 00:37:01,697 Kenny, please stop. Stop! 438 00:37:17,147 --> 00:37:18,236 Kenny? 439 00:37:20,629 --> 00:37:22,196 Kenny? 440 00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:29,159 Are you not entertained? 441 00:37:32,511 --> 00:37:34,556 Man, this place sucks. 442 00:37:36,515 --> 00:37:37,559 You just wait. 443 00:37:39,126 --> 00:37:40,258 I will. 444 00:37:41,389 --> 00:37:42,389 Damn right. 445 00:37:48,091 --> 00:37:50,746 So we're good again? 446 00:37:53,053 --> 00:37:54,620 Only one way to find out. 447 00:38:06,632 --> 00:38:09,025 Shit! Your ex-girlfriend. 448 00:38:10,592 --> 00:38:12,290 Nothin'. Go back to sleep. 449 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,001 Sorry about that. 450 00:38:28,784 --> 00:38:29,829 Got busy. 451 00:38:30,525 --> 00:38:31,526 Where are they? 452 00:38:31,831 --> 00:38:32,919 Who? 453 00:38:32,962 --> 00:38:34,137 Your boys know I took you, 454 00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:35,574 and they can damn sure guess where. 455 00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:37,619 So why ain't they shootin' this place up? 456 00:38:37,924 --> 00:38:40,187 I called them. I told them not to come. 457 00:38:44,278 --> 00:38:46,149 So you can break it. 458 00:38:46,846 --> 00:38:48,848 No. But you can. 459 00:38:49,675 --> 00:38:52,068 Right, my wand from graduating Hogwarts. 460 00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:54,201 Totally forgot I had that. 461 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,290 You want to get rid of a spell like this, 462 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,858 all you got to do is get rid of the person who cast it. 463 00:38:59,815 --> 00:39:00,860 Yeah? 464 00:39:01,861 --> 00:39:03,166 And then what? 465 00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:05,386 That's it. The spell's broken. 466 00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:11,261 No, then there's some boomerangy, 467 00:39:11,305 --> 00:39:12,959 "gotcha sucker" twist happens, 468 00:39:13,002 --> 00:39:15,135 and Jesse's head falls off or something. 469 00:39:15,178 --> 00:39:16,832 Nothing will happen to Jesse. 470 00:39:17,398 --> 00:39:18,486 I promise. 471 00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:21,402 You've been burnin' my ears off all night 472 00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:22,664 with how much you hate him. 473 00:39:23,665 --> 00:39:24,884 Why should I trust you? 474 00:39:25,754 --> 00:39:27,539 Because as much as I hate Jesse... 475 00:39:28,627 --> 00:39:31,064 there's one person in this world I hate even more. 476 00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:34,372 It's simple. 477 00:39:34,807 --> 00:39:35,982 You want Jesse out of here? 478 00:39:37,636 --> 00:39:39,072 Kill his grandma. 479 00:39:53,913 --> 00:39:55,567 That'll do. 480 00:39:59,571 --> 00:40:01,137 As advertised. 481 00:40:01,703 --> 00:40:03,052 What a son of a bitch! 482 00:40:04,097 --> 00:40:05,403 He didn't scream once, did he? 483 00:40:08,144 --> 00:40:10,886 Well, now that we got the formalities out of the way, 484 00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:12,932 let's talk. 485 00:40:12,975 --> 00:40:14,063 You first. 486 00:40:16,544 --> 00:40:17,545 A preacher. 487 00:40:18,067 --> 00:40:19,721 This guy! 488 00:40:20,069 --> 00:40:21,419 Such a self-starter. 489 00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:22,782 You could learn something, Sidney. 490 00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:25,640 Preacher. 491 00:40:27,033 --> 00:40:30,906 That is normally kind of a no-fly zone with me. 492 00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:36,259 But these are not normal times. 493 00:40:37,609 --> 00:40:41,003 I need you to go back up 494 00:40:41,047 --> 00:40:44,050 and bring someone back on down to me. 495 00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:49,185 Actually, two someones. 496 00:40:51,231 --> 00:40:53,451 These two someones, 497 00:40:53,494 --> 00:40:56,410 for, nuanced reasons I'm not going into right now, 498 00:40:56,454 --> 00:41:00,022 are threatening my big, beautiful expansion plans. 499 00:41:00,806 --> 00:41:02,372 So I thought of you. 500 00:41:03,156 --> 00:41:04,244 My weapons. 501 00:41:04,287 --> 00:41:05,898 No, no, no. 502 00:41:05,941 --> 00:41:08,814 I can't have you shootin' up cops and hotels on this one. 503 00:41:09,510 --> 00:41:11,164 I need them back alive. 504 00:41:11,991 --> 00:41:16,648 And if you can do that, you can have your guns back... 505 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:22,828 and then you can kill all the preachers you want.