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Heaven bless these souls and accept
them through your holy gates.

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The lord is my shepherd.

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I shall not want.

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He maketh me to lie down
in green pastures.

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So now we wait here
until he uses his power again?

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That's the plan?

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I need to get
to the lost Apostle.

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Driver's license
and credit card, please.

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The lost Apostle, eh?
Amazing place.

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This will just take a jiff.

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Came up with the bionic ear
here, you know?

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What?

13
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Uh, the bionic ear.

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This is where they invented
it, in Melbourne.

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A bit of trivia, free of charge.

16
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Huh.

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Problem?

18
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Sorry, sir,

19
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it seems we don't have
any cars available.

20
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What about those?

21
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Well, it...

22
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They're reserved for...

23
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...Mother's Day.

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Whatever it says there on
that screen of yours about me,

25
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"wanted murderer,

26
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"armed and dangerous."
It's a lie.

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I'm not armed.

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But I do have the power
to make people do as I say.

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Laugh, cry, kill.

30
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Anything.

31
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One time, in Texas,

32
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I made a cop mace his own balls.

33
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But I don't want
to do that here...

34
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Jaxon.

35
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See, people been getting hurt.

36
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I gotta cut back on usin' it.

37
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Problem is,

38
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if I don't get to
where I need to go,

39
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pretty sure the whole world

40
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is gonna end.

41
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And everyone's gonna die,
so I'll leave that with you.

42
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I'm asking you to rent me,

43
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of your own free will,

44
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a rental car.

45
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Thank you.

46
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Jaxon.

47
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You don't stutter.

48
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Thank you.

49
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And, in other news,

50
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authorities continue
the international manhunt

51
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for the preacher
behind the pervert rampage.

52
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There's still no word
on the whereabouts of the missing

53
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New Zealand Deputy
Prime Minister.

54
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Sources say...

55
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Preacher?

56
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Eugene?

57
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GO!!

58
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Eugene can take care of himself.

59
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If the Saint wanted him dead,
he'd be dead. Right?

60
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Right.

61
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Man!

62
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Eugene.

63
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I mean, the bloody ponce was
turning 'em into vampires and just killing.

64
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Also, he could
turn himself into a cat,

65
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flitting about in the sky
like some kind of sexy pirate.

66
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Dick. What'd you do?

67
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I turned the rest of his
followers and they ate him.

68
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- Nice.
- Yeah.

69
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Christ, it doesn't compare
to fighting a load of Nazis

70
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- on a bus ride to Hell, but...
- Mmm...

71
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Kept me fit.

72
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Stiff arm right there.

73
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What happened to your hair?

74
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Hurtful. Hurtful.
It's good to see you.

75
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And you, Cass.

76
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Sláinte.

77
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Yeah, that.

78
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Efendi.

79
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I need a shit, shower and shave.

80
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And a phone.

81
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In back room.

82
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I'm gonna call a certain lady.

83
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Mmm.

84
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Jesus Christ, huh?

85
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I know, right?

86
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Guy's a bloody handsome devil.

87
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I guess.

88
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Huh.

89
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Speaking of handsome devils...

90
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Did you tell him
we slept together?

91
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Did you tell him we had sex?

92
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I'm not mad.
Just tell me, did you?

93
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Yeah.

94
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- Nissa, look.
- What?

95
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Bad news.

96
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The
search continues for the man

97
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who police say brutally murdered
a group of innocent sex tourists

98
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here in the Middle East.

99
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The manhunt grows as the holy man
turned pervert-hating killing machine

100
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was reportedly last spotted
in Australia.

101
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Room service.

102
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Good morning, Jesus.

103
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Your breakfast is here.

104
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Oh!

105
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Oh, Jesus.

106
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Due to my negligence, Tulip O'Hare
and Cassidy have escaped Masada,

107
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as has our political prisoner.

108
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I've also failed in my duty to track
down and locate the holy child.

109
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For these reasons...

110
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I'm ready to die.

111
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I'm ready, too.

112
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Hmm?

113
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Gone? Where?

114
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Did you check the leper lab

115
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at the pediatric cancer wing?
He loves those sorts of...

116
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Hmm.

117
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Mmm-hmm.

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Proceed.

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Mmm.

120
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You have no authority.
Don't you dare.

121
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Or what? You'll get
your brains on me?

122
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Or I'll get your brains on you.

123
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- I'll take my chances.
- Idiot.

124
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Problem, sir?

125
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They can't find Jesus.

126
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Sir, please.

127
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I think I've earned the right to
be executed by you and you alone.

128
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How can I get anything done
when the phone won't stop?

129
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You've earned the right to drop dead
and get rolled into a tarp, Flufferman,

130
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that's what you've earned.

131
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What? How dare you!

132
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Where the hell is Hitler?

133
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So close, mein Frau.

134
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So close.

135
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Ah, HerrStarr.

136
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Do you know what's at stake?

137
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What I've been promised?
The apocalypse is going to happen.

138
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:09,109
And no teeny, tiny tin pot

139
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is going to get in my way.

140
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While I'm here,

141
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the Messiah.

142
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:22,513
Now that you've
laid eyes on him,

143
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how did he seem to you?

144
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Fantastisch, meinAllfather.

145
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Congratulations.

146
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:36,092
Finally, a Messiah
we can believe in.

147
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Hmm.

148
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The lord is my shepherd.

149
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I shall not want.

150
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:06,557
He maketh me to lie down
in green pastures.

151
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,777
He knows he can't hurt you.
Why would he come back?

152
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'Cause he knows if he
doesn't, I'll hurt you.

153
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Quiet!

154
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Listen up...

155
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Let's go.

156
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Hunted down like
a dog over an orgy murder.

157
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,793
I mean, this is why we need
to stick together, isn't it?

158
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,056
Mmm.

159
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:14,060
You know, it's all my fault.
It's not Jesse.

160
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He turned up like
a good friend should.

161
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:22,155
He said, "Look, I know we've
had our differences, you and I.

162
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"But that doesn't matter
right now,

163
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"on account of you getting repeatedly
foreskinned by a meat-handed Italian man."

164
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,511
Christ, he was there to stop it.
He'd come to help.

165
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:31,947
D'you know what I said to that?

166
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D'you know what my stupid,
selfish response was?

167
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- "I'd rather be circumcised."
- That's right.

168
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,347
Which means I got a lot of work
to do to make it up to him now.

169
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,436
So, maybe going down to
Australia to rescue him

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from whatever godforsaken
mess he's got himself into

171
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,571
seems like a pretty good
start, doesn't it? You know?

172
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:51,749
All right, so, come on,
let's hit the road.

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- Go and get our boy.
- No, thank you.

174
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,110
What do you mean by that?

175
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,589
It means, I ain't goin'.

176
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,635
You don't
really mean that.

177
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Gotta fix the car.

178
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Dust in the carburetor.

179
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Then, we're taking off.

180
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,434
Take... Taking off?
What, with Jesus Christ?

181
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Mmm-hmm.

182
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,395
He wants to see Las Vegas.

183
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,397
I think he's...

184
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,098
I don't know what to think.

185
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,405
But you can't just leave.
Shouldn't we stick together?

186
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,668
Well, come with.

187
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Out on the road, with a
lonely, handsome Jesus.

188
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It could be fun.

189
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,630
Think about it.

190
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:50,895
I don't want to.

191
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:19,767
Nice car.

192
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,728
A '72 Chevelle SS.

193
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:27,644
Great 350 with
a cowl induction hood

194
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and 4.11 gears.

195
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,127
Flowmaster and T/A tires.

196
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,085
And all mine.

197
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,306
Yeah.

198
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,179
You sure about this?

199
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,051
Takin' off?

200
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,662
Of course.

201
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,011
Don't you got stuff to do?

202
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:49,100
Like walkin' on water.

203
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,494
Turning it into wine.

204
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,150
- I don't know.
- Well, most of that's...

205
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:58,501
Pretty much just metaphor.

206
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,635
Oh.

207
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:04,464
'Cause there's no changin'
your mind once we hit the road.

208
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,248
We're committed.

209
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,424
Well, there is this...

210
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:10,948
Conference

211
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,474
I'm supposed to be
helping out with, but...

212
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:17,477
No.

213
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:21,568
I was born a man,

214
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:22,960
without obligations,

215
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,572
walking the Earth,

216
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,835
being with people.

217
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:33,014
I think that's all the
stuff I need to do.

218
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,234
I like that.

219
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:38,324
You're gonna walk
some serious Earth.

220
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,464
The unredeemed one,

221
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,639
will he be joining us?

222
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:50,988
Cass?

223
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,254
He's thinking about it.

224
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:13,707
Sex, sex, sex.

225
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:19,365
Those juicy flanks, legs wrapped
tight, feeling the meat inside her.

226
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:22,324
Yeah, I think you know what I'm
talking about, you dirty bird.

227
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:24,021
What the hell's
got you so worked up?

228
00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:26,589
A hot date.
Haven't seen her in years.

229
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,984
When she lands, on.

230
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:32,508
Effendi.

231
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:36,077
What about you and your gal?
Hot number.

232
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,600
No, she's not my gal.

233
00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:39,733
Of course she is.
Don't blame you, either.

234
00:21:41,996 --> 00:21:43,911
Big baby eyes,

235
00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:45,608
sweet caramel skin,

236
00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:47,044
naughty little uppercut.

237
00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:48,307
She's my best mate's girl.

238
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,311
It's not gonna happen.

239
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:55,226
No. No, it's not.
Not with that attitude.

240
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,838
Listen to me, friend.

241
00:21:57,881 --> 00:22:00,275
Every now and then,
you have to roll the dice.

242
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,409
Love isn't easy.
Forbidden love, especially.

243
00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:08,544
Breaks and beats you,
rips you to shreds.

244
00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:13,506
But then, right when you think your
heart can't take another second,

245
00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:16,291
it gives you life.

246
00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:19,120
Dazzling and new.

247
00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:21,209
A love worth fighting
for, a love...

248
00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:23,472
That's enough now.
That's enough.

249
00:22:23,516 --> 00:22:25,082
Shut your mouth.

250
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:27,911
You oozy little gobshite,
for the love of God. I am...

251
00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:30,784
Tryin' to do the
right thing, okay?

252
00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:33,874
God, for once.

253
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,186
You're right.

254
00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:45,146
Who am I to give
advice about love?

255
00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:47,757
Look what it got me.

256
00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:51,370
Cast out of heaven,
exiled, imprisoned.

257
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,197
And all because of some
smokin' hot piece...

258
00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:57,114
What?

259
00:22:59,029 --> 00:23:00,291
She's here.

260
00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:01,510
Mmm?

261
00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:38,721
♪ Love of my life,
you've hurt me

262
00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:45,467
♪ You've broken my heart,
and now you leave me

263
00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:50,385
♪ Love of my life,
can't you see?

264
00:23:57,740 --> 00:24:00,526
♪ Back, hurry back

265
00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:04,094
♪ Please bring it
back home to me

266
00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:07,663
♪ Because you don't know

267
00:24:07,707 --> 00:24:10,971
♪ What it means to me

268
00:24:12,712 --> 00:24:15,758
♪ Love of my life

269
00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:19,240
♪ Love of my life

270
00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:22,635
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

271
00:24:49,749 --> 00:24:51,315
Why didn't you come get me?

272
00:24:54,144 --> 00:24:55,276
I didn't know I could.

273
00:24:57,321 --> 00:24:59,106
That is no excuse,

274
00:24:59,149 --> 00:25:00,499
leaving you there, but...

275
00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,240
That was a sin.

276
00:25:10,204 --> 00:25:11,553
You're a good kid, Eugene.

277
00:25:14,251 --> 00:25:15,470
You're a good Christian.

278
00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:24,610
I don't really know
what that means anymore.

279
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:27,874
But you are.

280
00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:35,142
You put your faith in your preacher
and your preacher let you down.

281
00:25:37,492 --> 00:25:38,667
Christ.

282
00:25:41,278 --> 00:25:43,542
Your own preacher
sent you to Hell.

283
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:55,249
Eugene, I don't know
if you can ever forgive me.

284
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,080
I just want you to know that...

285
00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:06,260
I feel so bad about what I did.

286
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,614
Eugene?

287
00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:17,967
I'm sorry.

288
00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:28,848
Thanks.

289
00:26:44,515 --> 00:26:46,605
Seen Tulip do this 1,000 times.

290
00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:49,999
Is it blue or red?

291
00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:55,396
Shit.

292
00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:04,971
And I was...

293
00:27:07,538 --> 00:27:11,064
Just that one mistake, you know?

294
00:27:12,239 --> 00:27:15,068
That one little sin...

295
00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:17,766
Changed everything.

296
00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:19,986
Yeah.

297
00:27:21,030 --> 00:27:23,729
Two sins, actually.
She was married.

298
00:27:23,772 --> 00:27:25,861
Oh. Right.

299
00:27:29,604 --> 00:27:32,085
I'm not
complaining, you know?

300
00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:35,566
A new Messiah was chosen.

301
00:27:37,351 --> 00:27:38,526
My son.

302
00:27:40,354 --> 00:27:42,095
A better one, by all accounts.

303
00:27:43,052 --> 00:27:44,184
Humperdoo?

304
00:27:46,447 --> 00:27:48,014
I heard he was like...

305
00:27:48,057 --> 00:27:49,493
Incredible.

306
00:27:50,494 --> 00:27:52,235
My father's favorite.

307
00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:56,065
A true unblemished innocent.

308
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:01,331
In the end, God knew best.

309
00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:03,682
As always.

310
00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:11,211
- What?
- Yeah.

311
00:28:14,954 --> 00:28:17,391
Look, I know he's your dad and
all, but...

312
00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:19,436
God's an asshole.

313
00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:21,612
Don't say that.

314
00:28:24,528 --> 00:28:25,747
I mean...

315
00:28:26,835 --> 00:28:27,880
Don't say that.

316
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:33,886
All right. Well, come on.

317
00:28:36,497 --> 00:28:38,064
Cassidy, let's go!

318
00:28:45,419 --> 00:28:48,248
I think they going
to break my bedroom.

319
00:28:49,379 --> 00:28:51,338
I should help Jesse.

320
00:28:51,381 --> 00:28:52,948
That's the right thing to do.

321
00:28:55,081 --> 00:28:56,822
I mean, Tulip's never
gonna love me.

322
00:28:57,910 --> 00:28:59,868
Not like that, anyway.

323
00:29:04,264 --> 00:29:06,440
I should go and help him, right?

324
00:29:06,483 --> 00:29:08,268
That's up to you.

325
00:29:08,311 --> 00:29:10,313
That's right, that's free will.

326
00:29:10,357 --> 00:29:12,576
Free will says I can change.

327
00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:15,623
Free will says I don't have
to be the selfish arsehole

328
00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:17,146
that no one believes in.

329
00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:20,323
I get to decide whether I
wanna be the hero here or not.

330
00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:23,936
Just like Han Solo.

331
00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:27,374
You know, Luke's my friend,

332
00:29:27,417 --> 00:29:29,942
and he's in trouble.
And I don't give a shit

333
00:29:29,985 --> 00:29:32,335
about a chest full
of Rebel gold.

334
00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:35,643
I'm gonna turn around and I'm
gonna help blow up that Death Star.

335
00:29:35,686 --> 00:29:37,471
You know what I'm talking about.

336
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:42,955
Do you know Star Wars?

337
00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:46,175
Moving pictures

338
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:51,006
are an affront to Allah,
effendi.

339
00:29:51,398 --> 00:29:52,529
Right.

340
00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:58,971
Han would help.

341
00:29:59,014 --> 00:30:00,537
Maybe he isn't coming.

342
00:30:00,581 --> 00:30:02,409
Please. He's coming.

343
00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:07,283
All right. All right.

344
00:30:19,339 --> 00:30:20,862
- You wanna go in...
- No.

345
00:30:24,692 --> 00:30:26,476
If he wants to mope
around feeling guilty,

346
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,827
well, then let him, okay?

347
00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:31,830
Me and Jesus are gonna
have some serious...

348
00:30:48,107 --> 00:30:50,849
Aah!

349
00:30:52,328 --> 00:30:53,460
Whoa!

350
00:30:53,503 --> 00:30:54,896
Yeah!

351
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,986
Walking the Earth, baby.

352
00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:28,887
Oh, man.

353
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:31,193
It's gonna be so cool.

354
00:31:33,108 --> 00:31:34,501
Walkin' the Earth.

355
00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:38,070
So much fun.
Do what we want.

356
00:31:39,288 --> 00:31:41,856
Like what?
What are we gonna do?

357
00:31:43,292 --> 00:31:44,511
I don't know.

358
00:31:45,077 --> 00:31:46,643
Get high.

359
00:31:46,687 --> 00:31:48,036
Watch TV.

360
00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:49,995
Play mini golf.

361
00:31:51,344 --> 00:31:52,562
Rob a bank.

362
00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:04,618
Everybody on the floor!
This is a stickup.

363
00:32:04,661 --> 00:32:08,056
Any one of y'all moves and all
y'all guts'll hit the walls.

364
00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:10,624
Good.

365
00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:12,191
I got the vault.

366
00:32:12,234 --> 00:32:13,888
You watch the door, okay?

367
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,498
Got it.

368
00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:16,717
You heard my friend!

369
00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:18,937
Nobody move,

370
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,808
or the guts will be painted

371
00:32:20,851 --> 00:32:22,331
on the wall.

372
00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:26,770
- Jesus?
- No talking.

373
00:32:26,814 --> 00:32:28,120
I have to pee.

374
00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:29,295
I said no...

375
00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:31,123
Argh, Jesus!

376
00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:33,429
You shot me.

377
00:32:39,435 --> 00:32:41,437
Or you could just be lookout.

378
00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:51,186
We are not going back,
if that's what you're thinking.

379
00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:54,407
No goddamn way.

380
00:32:56,757 --> 00:32:57,976
I didn't say anything.

381
00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:21,173
Champagne?

382
00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:24,089
I'll be back, my beloved.

383
00:33:32,575 --> 00:33:33,663
Well...

384
00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:38,668
Dazzling and new is right.

385
00:33:38,712 --> 00:33:41,106
I thought you were gonna mess up
the space-time continuum back there.

386
00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:43,543
I'm happy for the both of you.

387
00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:49,853
You're still here. I thought you
were on some sort of rescue mission.

388
00:33:49,897 --> 00:33:51,029
Yeah, well...

389
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,814
I decided to take your advice.

390
00:33:54,728 --> 00:33:55,816
You know?

391
00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:05,608
Advice?

392
00:34:06,435 --> 00:34:07,436
Yeah.

393
00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:11,614
You know, just about love

394
00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:15,314
and rollin' the dice
and all that, you know?

395
00:34:15,357 --> 00:34:16,358
Yeah.

396
00:34:17,968 --> 00:34:19,753
Yeah. It's true.

397
00:34:20,797 --> 00:34:22,669
So, I gotta ask,
what's with the...

398
00:34:23,887 --> 00:34:26,238
Jesus! What the...
What...

399
00:34:26,281 --> 00:34:27,935
But you said you loved her!

400
00:34:27,978 --> 00:34:29,589
Indeed, I do, friend.

401
00:34:29,632 --> 00:34:30,764
Indeed, I do.

402
00:34:30,807 --> 00:34:32,418
So, what in the hell
did you do that for?

403
00:34:33,723 --> 00:34:34,724
She's a demon.

404
00:35:01,011 --> 00:35:02,056
Eugene!

405
00:35:04,058 --> 00:35:05,364
Eugene!

406
00:35:05,407 --> 00:35:06,756
It's all right.
He's not dead.

407
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,323
Come on, let's go.

408
00:35:24,818 --> 00:35:27,386
Car 23 reporting.
No sign of the suspect.

409
00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:31,955
Copy that, unit 23.

410
00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:33,957
Units 6 and 14?

411
00:35:36,482 --> 00:35:39,528
Unit 6 reporting.
Negative, no sign.

412
00:35:42,705 --> 00:35:43,793
Unit 14?

413
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,712
Unit 14, do you copy?

414
00:35:52,628 --> 00:35:55,544
This is Unit 14.
No sign of him here, either.

415
00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:19,612
As soon as we get out the city,

416
00:36:19,655 --> 00:36:20,917
we'll ditch the car.

417
00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:35,976
You okay back there?

418
00:36:38,892 --> 00:36:40,502
You apologized.

419
00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:46,160
You came back and apologized...

420
00:36:48,858 --> 00:36:50,512
That's all I wanted.

421
00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:53,298
Well...

422
00:36:56,997 --> 00:36:58,781
I owed you that much, buddy.

423
00:37:07,399 --> 00:37:08,356
It still wasn't enough.

424
00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:22,588
Sorry I'm not gonna
make it to Vegas.

425
00:37:24,503 --> 00:37:27,245
- I hear it's fun.
- It's a stinkin' shithole.

426
00:37:29,943 --> 00:37:31,161
It's just this conference.

427
00:37:32,772 --> 00:37:34,164
In 2,000 years,

428
00:37:35,165 --> 00:37:36,341
it's pretty much the only thing

429
00:37:36,384 --> 00:37:37,646
they've asked me to do.

430
00:37:38,604 --> 00:37:40,214
Yeah, yeah, I get it.

431
00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:44,436
Jesus doesn't wanna
get into trouble.

432
00:37:47,656 --> 00:37:48,701
It's not that.

433
00:37:50,616 --> 00:37:51,660
It's not that.

434
00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:58,972
Besides, it's better than
toking dope and shooting people.

435
00:38:02,628 --> 00:38:04,978
Man, you are not
what I expected.

436
00:38:06,675 --> 00:38:08,155
That's what my dad says.

437
00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:12,159
All right, listen to me.

438
00:38:14,509 --> 00:38:15,771
I don't need you to say it.

439
00:38:17,904 --> 00:38:19,079
I just need you to know it.

440
00:38:20,472 --> 00:38:21,647
He's an asshole.

441
00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:35,225
Hey.

442
00:38:37,663 --> 00:38:38,794
Just 'cause you're
going back to do

443
00:38:38,838 --> 00:38:40,448
the responsible
thing or whatever,

444
00:38:40,492 --> 00:38:41,623
doesn't mean I have to.

445
00:38:42,232 --> 00:38:43,756
That's right.

446
00:38:43,799 --> 00:38:46,236
That's right, you can do
whatever you want.

447
00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:48,238
Just like you said.

448
00:38:49,283 --> 00:38:51,241
That's true for all of us.
Isn't it?

449
00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:54,941
That's what makes it so hard.

450
00:40:14,281 --> 00:40:17,371
♪ I said the joker
is a wanted man

451
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:20,418
♪ He makes his way
all across the land

452
00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:23,159
♪ See him sifting
through the sand

453
00:40:23,203 --> 00:40:24,639
♪ So I'll tell you all
the story

454
00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:26,859
♪ 'Bout the joker
and the thief in the night

455
00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:34,214
♪ See him sifting
through the sand

456
00:40:34,257 --> 00:40:35,824
♪ So I'll tell you all
the story

457
00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:37,304
♪ 'Bout the joker
and the thief

458
00:40:37,347 --> 00:40:38,958
♪ I said,
I'll tell you all the story

459
00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:40,263
♪ 'Bout the joker
and the thief

460
00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:41,961
♪ I said, I'll tell the story

461
00:40:42,004 --> 00:40:44,790
♪ 'Bout the joker
and the thief in the night ♪

462
00:40:49,621 --> 00:40:51,100
Where's Jesus?

463
00:40:51,144 --> 00:40:52,450
He went back.

464
00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:57,455
What is going on?

465
00:40:58,325 --> 00:41:00,370
Angel and a demon fighting.

466
00:41:03,809 --> 00:41:04,984
You ready?

467
00:41:05,027 --> 00:41:06,028
Ready.

468
00:41:38,844 --> 00:41:41,760
I hope you haven't started
the apocalypse without me.

469
00:41:43,413 --> 00:41:44,937
Of course
not, Holiness.

470
00:41:46,982 --> 00:41:48,244
Mr. Hitler.

471
00:41:51,944 --> 00:41:53,598
Your reputation precedes you.

472
00:41:58,167 --> 00:41:59,299
I won't shake your hand.

473
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,606
I know what you've done.

474
00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:06,524
But,

475
00:42:07,481 --> 00:42:08,787
as the redeemer,

476
00:42:10,353 --> 00:42:11,572
I will give you a hug.

477
00:42:28,197 --> 00:42:29,459
Gentlemen.

478
00:42:34,856 --> 00:42:36,162
Shall we begin?

479
00:42:36,205 --> 00:42:37,555
Yeah.

480
00:42:41,776 --> 00:42:43,299
You ever been
to Australia?

481
00:42:43,343 --> 00:42:45,737
No,
but I hear it's right deadly.

482
00:42:45,780 --> 00:42:47,477
Yeah. Sharks, right?

483
00:42:47,521 --> 00:42:50,698
Mmm-hmm. And spiders
and snakes and bloody crocodiles.

484
00:42:50,742 --> 00:42:53,658
Bats as big as eagles.
Koalas have chlamydia out there.

485
00:42:53,701 --> 00:42:55,921
Did you know that?
It's like a bloody slaughterhouse.

486
00:42:55,964 --> 00:42:57,662
Seriously? Cool.

487
00:43:18,465 --> 00:43:22,164
Someone comes along...
sends you to hell...

488
00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:24,253
An apology can't beat
a bullet in the brain.