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墨爾本
澳洲旅客資訊

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天堂保佑這些靈魂
並用祢的聖殿接納他們

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耶和華是我的牧者

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我必不致缺乏

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他使我躺臥在青草地上

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我們在這等他再次使用力量嗎？

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那就是我們的計畫嗎？

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城市到內地

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我要前往迷失的使徒

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駕照和

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信用卡，麻煩一下

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迷失的使徒？很棒的地方

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馬上就好

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這裡是人工電子耳的發明地
你知道嗎？

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什麼？

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人工電子耳

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是在墨爾本發明的

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免費給你的一點常識

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澳西租車公司
註冊…

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通緝–傑西卡斯特
可能有攜帶槍械並具危險性

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有問題嗎？

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先生，很抱歉

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看起來我們目前沒有空車

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那些呢？

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這個嘛…

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那些已經有人…

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預約母親節用車了

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不管螢幕上說了什麼關於我的事

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“通緝殺人犯

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“持有武器並很危險”都不是真的

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我沒有武器

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但我確實有力量使人聽命於我

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笑、哭、殺人

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什麼都可以

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有一次在德州

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我讓一位警察砸爛自己的蛋蛋

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但我不想在這裡做那件事…

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傑克森

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人們受傷了

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我就必須收斂一點

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問題是

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如果我到不了我想去的地方

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我確定這個世界

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就會進入末日

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大家都會死，所以責任讓你扛

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我要你用自己的自由意志

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租給我

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租給我一部車

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謝謝你

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傑克森

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你不會口吃了

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謝謝你

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其他新聞

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有關當局繼續在國際間尋找

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邪惡與撒野的傳教士

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失蹤的紐西蘭副總理

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仍舊下落不明

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消息來源指出…

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傳教士？

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尤金？

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快走！

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尤金可以照顧自己

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如果聖殺手要他死
他就死定了，不是嗎？

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沒錯

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尤金

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墨爾本250公里

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這該死的娘娘腔把他們變成
只會殺生的吸血鬼

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他自己也會變成貓

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像性感的海盜一樣在空中飛來飛去

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王八蛋，你做了什麼事？

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我把他的追隨者都變成吸血鬼
然後他們吃了他

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–做得好！
–對，我是說

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天啊，這比不上與地獄巴士上的

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納粹軍隊打鬥，但是…

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讓我保持身手矯健

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手臂僵硬了

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你的頭髮怎麼了？

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令人傷心，很高興見到妳

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我也是，小卡

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祝健康

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對，那個

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我需要拉屎、洗澡和刮鬍子

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還要打電話

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後面房間

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我要打給某位女士

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耶穌基督

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我知道，可不是嗎？

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這人真是好帥的惡魔

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算是吧

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說到帥惡魔…

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你有告訴他我們睡過了嗎？

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你有告訴他我們上床了嗎？

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我沒瘋，快告訴我，你說了嗎？

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對

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–妮莎，妳看
–怎樣？

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壞消息

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警方說針對在中東

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冷血謀殺了無辜的
買春團遊客的男子

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持續搜尋中

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有人在澳洲發現那位
由聖人變成憎恨變態的殺人機器

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因此擴大了追捕行動

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客房服務

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耶穌，早安

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祢的早餐來了

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耶穌…

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因為我的疏忽，鬱金香歐海爾
與卡西迪逃離了梅薩達

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也帶走了我們的政治犯

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我也沒盡責追蹤並鎖定聖子的位置

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基於這些原因…

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我準備好受死了

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我也準備好了

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不見了？在哪裡？

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你有檢查在小兒癌症側廳的

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痲瘋實驗室嗎？他很愛那些…

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繼續

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你未經授權，好大的膽子

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那又怎樣？妳管得著嗎？

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我要你好看

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–我願意冒險
–白痴

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長官，有問題嗎？

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他們找不到耶穌

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長官，拜託

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我想我有權利只讓你處決我

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電話響不停要怎麼做事？

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妳應該要暴斃然後用布包起來就好

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那是妳應得的

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什麼？他好大膽！

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希特勒在哪裡？

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差一點

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差一點

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史塔先生

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你知道什麼有危險嗎？

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我的承諾？

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末日劫難要發生了

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沒有任何東西

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能阻擋我

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我還沒離開

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彌賽亞

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你現在見過祂了

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你覺得祂如何？

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眾神之父，太讚了

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恭喜你

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終於有個我們可信的彌賽亞

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耶和華是我的牧者

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我必不致缺乏

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他使我躺臥在青草地上

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他知道他傷害不了你
為什麼還回來？

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因為他知道如果他不回來
我會傷害你

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易燃瓦斯

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危險
建築工地

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危險

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警告
有爆炸危險

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安靜！

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大家聽著…

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我們走吧

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聖酒吧與聖杯
汽車旅館

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為了某樁謀殺案像狗一樣尋找線索

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這是我們要
站在同一陣線的原因，對嗎？

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這都是我的錯，不是傑西的

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他盡了好友的責任出現

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他說：“聽著，我知道
你與我的意見分歧

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“但那現在都不重要了”

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“因為有一位笨手笨腳的義大利人
不斷割你的包皮”

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天啊，他是來阻止的，來幫忙的

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妳知道我怎麼說嗎？
妳知道我的反應有多

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愚蠢與自私嗎？

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–“我寧願被割掉包皮”
–沒錯

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那表示我必須做很多事來彌補他

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那麼，或許去澳洲
將他從讓自己陷入的

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一團亂中拯救出來

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似乎是個不錯的開始，不是嗎？

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好，那麼，我們出發吧

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–去救我們的小子吧
–不了，謝謝你

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妳是什麼意思？

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我是說，我不去

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妳不是說真的吧

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車子要修一下

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清一清化油器中的灰塵

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然後，我們就出發

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出發？跟耶穌嗎？

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祂想看看拉斯維加斯

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我想祂是…

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我不知道該怎麼想

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妳不能就這樣離開
我們不是應該在一起的嗎？

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你可以一起來

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與寂寞、英俊的耶穌一起上路

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會很好玩的，考慮一下

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我不要

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好讚的車

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1972年雪佛蘭SS

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350馬力、整流感應罩

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411檔

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流量計與T/A輪胎

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都是我的

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好

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你確定嗎？

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一起出發？

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當然

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祢沒事做嗎？

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像是在水上行走

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或將水變成酒

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–我不知道
–這個嘛，大部分

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都只是一種象徵

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因為我們一旦上路就無法改變心意

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我們有任務在身

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這個嘛，有一場

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會議

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我應該要去幫忙的，但是…

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不行

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身為堂堂男子漢

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沒有義務

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行走在這世上

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與人群相處

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我想那是我唯一要做的

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我喜歡你說的

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你將會在這世上認真地行走

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未被救贖的人

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他也會一起來嗎？

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小卡？

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他在考慮

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性愛

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汗水淋漓、雙腿交纏
感覺與她的身體合一

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我想你知道我在說什麼，下流鬼

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你為何如此激動？

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激情的約會，我幾年沒見她了

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等她人到了

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先生

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你的女人呢？火辣

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不，她不是我的女人

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她當然是，我也不怪你這麼說

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渾圓的大眼睛

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甜美的焦糖色肌膚

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調皮的小勾拳

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00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:48,266
她是我好夥伴的女人

235
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,853
我們不可能

236
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:55,064
不，不是的，這種態度不行

237
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,734
朋友，聽我說

238
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,111
你偶爾要把握機會

239
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:03,364
愛不是件容易的事，特別是禁忌的愛

240
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,618
讓你脆弱又打敗你，將你撕成碎片

241
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:13,374
但是當你的心以為無法再承受時

242
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,127
它又給了你一線生機

243
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:21,090
令人眩目
一種值得去爭取的愛，一種…

244
00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:23,384
夠了

245
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:24,969
閉上你的嘴

246
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:28,056
你這個小混蛋
看在上帝的份上，我要

247
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,767
試著做對的事，好嗎？

248
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:33,853
至少要有這麼一次

249
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,153
你說得對

250
00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,114
我憑什麼給人愛的建議？

251
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:47,200
看看我這個樣子

252
00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:50,703
被趕出天堂、被流放、被監禁

253
00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:54,040
都是因為某位辣妹

254
00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,085
怎麼了？

255
00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:00,088
她來了

256
00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:51,324
你怎麼沒來救我？

257
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,286
我不知道我可以這麼做

258
00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:58,497
那不是藉口

259
00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:00,499
留下你在那裡，但是…

260
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,502
那是一種罪過

261
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:11,594
尤金，你是個好孩子

262
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:15,473
你是個虔誠基督徒

263
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,649
我不知道那有何意義了

264
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:27,902
但你的確是的

265
00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:35,159
你將信念寄託給傳教士
但他卻讓你失望了

266
00:25:37,495 --> 00:25:38,704
天啊

267
00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:43,584
你的傳教士將你送進地獄

268
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:55,263
尤金，我不知道你是否能原諒我

269
00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:00,101
我只是想讓你知道…

270
00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:06,482
對於我所做過的事我感到很愧疚

271
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,655
尤金？

272
00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:17,994
對不起

273
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:28,879
謝謝你

274
00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:46,605
我看過鬱金香做了不下一千次

275
00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:50,026
是藍色還是紅色？

276
00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:55,406
該死！

277
00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:05,207
我只是…

278
00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:11,297
只犯過那一次錯，妳懂嗎？

279
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:15,301
那一次的小罪

280
00:27:16,719 --> 00:27:18,012
改變了一切

281
00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:23,893
事實上是兩件罪，她結婚了

282
00:27:25,061 --> 00:27:26,103
對

283
00:27:29,732 --> 00:27:32,276
我不是在抱怨，妳懂嗎？

284
00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:35,780
新的彌賽亞已選出

285
00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:38,741
就是我兒子

286
00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:42,328
大家都說他比較好

287
00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:44,413
漢普杜？

288
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,125
我聽說他…

289
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,502
很不錯

290
00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:52,380
我父親的最愛

291
00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:56,300
真正無瑕的無辜者

292
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,555
上帝終究是最清楚的

293
00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:03,849
一如往常

294
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,440
–怎樣？
–對

295
00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:17,613
聽著，我知道祂是你爸，但是…

296
00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:19,490
上帝是個混蛋

297
00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:21,659
別這麼說

298
00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:25,830
我是說…

299
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,374
別這麼說

300
00:28:31,794 --> 00:28:33,754
好，來吧

301
00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:38,134
卡西迪，出發！

302
00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:48,310
我想他們會毀了我的臥室

303
00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:51,313
我應該幫忙傑西

304
00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:53,023
那才是該做的事

305
00:28:55,109 --> 00:28:56,902
鬱金香永遠不可能愛我

306
00:28:58,112 --> 00:28:59,238
不會像那樣愛我

307
00:29:04,702 --> 00:29:06,370
我應該去幫他，對嗎？

308
00:29:06,454 --> 00:29:08,247
你自己決定

309
00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:10,082
沒錯，自由意志

310
00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:12,585
自由意志說我可以改變

311
00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:15,629
自由意志說我不必當沒人相信的

312
00:29:15,713 --> 00:29:16,922
自私的混蛋

313
00:29:17,006 --> 00:29:20,384
我必須決定要不要當英雄

314
00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:24,013
就像韓索羅一樣

315
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:27,099
你知道，路克是我朋友

316
00:29:27,475 --> 00:29:29,894
但他有麻煩，就算有一箱子的黃金

317
00:29:30,019 --> 00:29:31,812
我也不在乎

318
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:35,566
我現在要轉身並幫忙炸掉死星

319
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:37,318
你知道我在說什麼

320
00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:43,032
你知道《星際大戰》嗎？

321
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,243
會動的圖片

322
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:50,664
是對阿拉的侮辱，先生

323
00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:52,750
好

324
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,088
韓就會幫忙

325
00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:00,549
或許他不來了

326
00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:02,384
拜託，他會來

327
00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:07,348
好吧

328
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,945
–妳要進去…
–不要！

329
00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:27,826
如果他想要悶悶不樂又有罪惡感
我們就隨他，好嗎？

330
00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:31,539
我和耶穌要認真的…

331
00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:47,846
梅薩達
世界遺產所在地

332
00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:54,937
好耶！

333
00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:58,107
行走在這世上，寶貝

334
00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:28,929
天啊

335
00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:31,265
這一定會很酷

336
00:31:33,142 --> 00:31:34,560
行走在這世上

337
00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:38,147
超好玩，做我們想做的

338
00:31:39,315 --> 00:31:41,900
怎樣？我們要怎麼做？

339
00:31:43,319 --> 00:31:44,570
我不知道

340
00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:46,405
嗑藥

341
00:31:46,739 --> 00:31:48,115
看電視

342
00:31:48,699 --> 00:31:50,075
玩迷你高爾夫

343
00:31:51,368 --> 00:31:52,620
搶銀行

344
00:32:01,295 --> 00:32:04,506
叫大家趴在地上
這是持槍搶劫

345
00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:08,677
有人敢動，就會血濺牆壁

346
00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:10,638
很好

347
00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:12,181
我去金庫

348
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,849
你看門，好嗎？

349
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:14,975
知道了

350
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:16,852
你聽到她說的了！

351
00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:18,771
不准動

352
00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:22,024
否則就血濺牆壁

353
00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:26,695
–耶穌？
–別說話

354
00:32:26,779 --> 00:32:29,281
–我要尿尿
–我說…

355
00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:31,200
耶穌！

356
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:33,494
祢對我開槍

357
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,502
你可以當看門的就好

358
00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:51,303
如果你正在這樣想的話
我們不會回去的

359
00:32:53,055 --> 00:32:54,473
絕對不可能

360
00:32:56,725 --> 00:32:58,060
我什麼都沒說

361
00:33:20,124 --> 00:33:21,250
要香檳嗎？

362
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,169
我的摯愛，我馬上回來

363
00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:33,721
這個嘛

364
00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:37,850
那些很炫目，對嗎？

365
00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:41,061
我以為你差點要搞亂時空

366
00:33:42,146 --> 00:33:43,605
我為你們兩個高興

367
00:33:46,150 --> 00:33:49,778
你還在這裡
我以為你要進行拯救任務

368
00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:50,946
對，這個嘛…

369
00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:53,574
我決定聽你的建議

370
00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:55,701
你知道嗎？

371
00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:05,502
建議？

372
00:34:06,462 --> 00:34:07,463
對

373
00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:11,508
你知道關於愛

374
00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:15,179
與搖骰子之類的，懂嗎？

375
00:34:15,262 --> 00:34:16,263
對

376
00:34:17,848 --> 00:34:19,641
對，沒錯

377
00:34:20,476 --> 00:34:21,852
所以我必須要問，那是…

378
00:34:23,771 --> 00:34:26,064
天啊！這…

379
00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:27,775
你說你愛她！

380
00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:29,443
我確實愛她，朋友

381
00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:30,527
我確實愛她

382
00:34:30,611 --> 00:34:32,446
那麼你幹嘛這麼做？

383
00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:34,615
她是個惡魔

384
00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:02,017
尤金

385
00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:05,229
尤金！

386
00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:06,605
沒關係，他沒死

387
00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:08,232
快點，我們走

388
00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:27,292
23號警車回報，沒有嫌犯蹤跡

389
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,797
收到，23小隊

390
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,675
6小隊與14小隊呢？

391
00:35:36,844 --> 00:35:39,429
6小隊回報，否定，沒消息

392
00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:43,934
14小隊？

393
00:35:48,188 --> 00:35:49,606
14小隊，收到了嗎？

394
00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:55,445
這裡是14小隊，沒看到他

395
00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:19,553
等我們一出城

396
00:36:19,636 --> 00:36:20,929
就丟掉這台車

397
00:36:34,443 --> 00:36:35,861
你還好嗎？

398
00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:40,407
你道歉了

399
00:36:43,452 --> 00:36:46,038
你回來道歉…

400
00:36:48,749 --> 00:36:50,417
那就夠了

401
00:36:52,169 --> 00:36:53,211
這個嘛…

402
00:36:56,882 --> 00:36:58,675
我欠你的，兄弟

403
00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:08,393
那還不夠

404
00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:22,491
抱歉我去不了賭城

405
00:37:24,368 --> 00:37:27,120
–我聽說很好玩
–那是個鬼地方

406
00:37:29,790 --> 00:37:31,041
有一場會議

407
00:37:32,668 --> 00:37:34,044
兩千年後

408
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,255
這是他們唯一要我做的一件事

409
00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:40,092
好，我知道了

410
00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:44,346
耶穌不想惹麻煩

411
00:37:47,516 --> 00:37:48,600
不是那樣的

412
00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:51,561
不是那樣的

413
00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:58,860
此外，這比嗑藥和開槍殺人還好

414
00:38:02,489 --> 00:38:04,866
天啊，你跟我想的差距太大

415
00:38:06,535 --> 00:38:08,036
我爸也這麼說

416
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,040
好，聽我說

417
00:38:14,376 --> 00:38:15,669
我不需要你說出來

418
00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:18,964
我只要你知道

419
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:21,550
祂是個混蛋

420
00:38:37,566 --> 00:38:40,277
只是因為你要回去做些負責之類的事

421
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,528
不代表我也要照做

422
00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:42,821
沒錯

423
00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:46,116
沒錯，妳可以恣意而為

424
00:38:46,950 --> 00:38:48,118
正如妳所說的

425
00:38:49,161 --> 00:38:51,121
我們都是這樣想的，不是嗎？

426
00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:54,833
所以才這麼困難

427
00:39:26,490 --> 00:39:30,202
鬱金香

428
00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:51,032
耶穌呢？

429
00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:52,450
祂回去了

430
00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:57,455
怎麼了？

431
00:40:58,331 --> 00:41:00,375
天使和惡魔打架

432
00:41:03,837 --> 00:41:04,921
你準備好了嗎？

433
00:41:05,005 --> 00:41:06,047
準備好了

434
00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:27,986
2020年末日劫難
世界末日

435
00:41:38,788 --> 00:41:41,791
你不會沒等我就開始末日劫難了吧

436
00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:44,961
當然不是，聖潔的主

437
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,256
希特勒先生

438
00:41:51,927 --> 00:41:53,637
久仰大名

439
00:41:58,141 --> 00:41:59,309
我不會跟你握手

440
00:42:00,310 --> 00:42:01,645
我知道你的所做所為

441
00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:08,818
但是身為救世主

442
00:42:10,362 --> 00:42:11,738
我會給你一個擁抱

443
00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:27,254
耶穌基督

444
00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:29,297
男士們

445
00:42:29,381 --> 00:42:32,217
阿道夫希特勒

446
00:42:34,844 --> 00:42:36,096
可以開始了嗎？

447
00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:37,430
可以

448
00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:43,103
你去過澳洲嗎？

449
00:42:43,186 --> 00:42:45,105
沒有，但我聽說是個致命之地

450
00:42:45,188 --> 00:42:47,524
對，有鯊魚，對吧？

451
00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:50,694
還有蜘蛛、蛇和該死的鱷魚

452
00:42:50,777 --> 00:42:53,655
像老鷹一樣大的蝙蝠
有披衣菌的無尾熊

453
00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:55,573
妳知道吧？像屠宰場一樣

454
00:42:55,949 --> 00:42:57,784
真的嗎？酷

455
00:43:18,305 --> 00:43:21,349
有人來…送你下地獄…

456
00:43:22,058 --> 00:43:24,144
道歉比不上朝腦袋開一槍

457
00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:04,684
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