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我本來有的

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我本來有殺他的機會

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但你不想殺他，史塔先生

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你要折磨他，對嗎？

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那就這麼做吧

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我要在他的頭上刻陰道的圖案

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我認為那就是折磨！

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陰道！

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我的主，恕我直言

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您想要的是什麼？

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對…

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那是全宇宙最棒的問題

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我只想要一件事

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就是知道我的孩子是否安好

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耶穌很快就會來臨
祂將在會議中代表天堂…

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不是祂，我指的是另一位，有趣的那位

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你稱他為“漢普杜”

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是的

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那是他的綽號，一個感情的語詞

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他還好嗎？

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我相信在你的照護下很不錯

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他很好，我今晨才見過他

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一如往常的精神奕奕

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很好

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天啊，我愛那個孩子

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是的，他很特別

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他是所有的重心

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一切事物的重心

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那是無庸置疑的

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眾神之父，盡你之責

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你將會獲得失去已久的獎賞

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看看這張臉

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英俊又純潔

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那是你想要的是嗎？

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你原來的面容

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我們要刻一個陰道！

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在傑西卡斯特的靈魂中

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他的靈魂？

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眾神之父，要有信心

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我偉大的設計正在進行中…

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結果會很美的

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這是機長報告

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看來我們遭遇到一些亂流

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請您繫好安全帶並保持冷靜

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真幸運

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祢就這麼點本事嗎？

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你知道你高檔的袋子與廉價的鞋子
對我來說像什麼嗎？

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像個鄉巴佬

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你轉換了新的心情

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好好的散個步最能提振精神

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或是好好的滾個幾圈

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直升機停機坪

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吸血鬼三分鐘後會出現

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–收到
–請稍等

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–這是怎樣？
–使者剛剛到達

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不會吧，哪一位？

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天堂的還是地獄的？

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要命

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不是天堂的

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你看到…天啊，我應該照張相的！

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天啊，雞皮疙瘩，我說對了嗎？

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你聽著，那才是真正的惡魔

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才不像那虛構的
基安蒂食人族電影心理醫師

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因為他能看穿你的心思而令人畏懼

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不，老阿道夫
當他想要看穿你的心思時

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他直接敲破你的腦袋來看
我說得對嗎？

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現在又怎樣了？

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–他們在哪裡？
–誰？

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“誰？”你還真搞笑

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–他們到哪去了？
–你是指警衛嗎？

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對，我殺了他們

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是嗎？用什麼
你那張愛耍嘴皮的嘴嗎？

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我用天使羽毛撬開鎖

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然後我在他們尖叫之前
扭斷他們的脖子

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我告訴你

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你大可儘量搞笑
因為等我們到了本森社群時

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就沒人笑得出來了

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該死的！

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法蘭基，你要去哪裡？

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來啊

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你在做什麼？

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不，說真的，別這樣！

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別這樣！不！

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不！

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不！

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這錯得離譜

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法蘭基，聽我說！法蘭克！

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穩住

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羔羊將不再尖叫

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男士們，抱歉耽擱了
吸血鬼再三分鐘會出現

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兄弟，我們死了嗎？

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相信我，我們不會死的

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希特勒錯了

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–什麼？
–希特勒錯了

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我們剛剛安然無恙的
在墜機中生存下來！

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這是個奇蹟！

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你覺得這點小雨

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–能阻止我們嗎？不可能！
–我們迷失在海上

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航班沒有登記，沒有應答機
沒有設備

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跟西德州的暴風雨比起來
這根本不算什麼！

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我們要保持正面思考

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有意義嗎？

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我們難逃一死

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無論如何我們都會到達澳洲

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別再抱怨了！

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正面思考！

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你說得對！

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那我們還在這裡說話做什麼？

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快把水舀出去！

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你就坐在那裡洗頭髮嗎？

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還是你要幫忙舀水？

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拉扎勒斯咖啡

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天啊

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–她在哪裡？
–那個“她”？

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你知道是誰，鬱金香

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我這輩子認識幾位鬱金香

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幾位雛菊以及一位玫瑰

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妳要找的是哪種鬱金香？

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很蠢的那種

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她放她男友鴿子並回到這裡

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要救你這骨瘦如柴的傢伙
再也沒有更好的理由了

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她為何要這麼做？

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我剛說過，她真的很蠢

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妳說得對，她超蠢的

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但我沒見過她

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你去清理法蘭基的屍體

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其餘的人帶他去樓下

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妳

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跟我來

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要牢牢綁緊

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別讓我們的餌給逃走了

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這叫緊嗎？我還感覺得到我的手指

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再一下就感覺不到了

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我們現在只能等待

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本森社群如何？

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我不敢相信她回來找我

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那太棒了

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等等，你說誰？

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–鬱金香
–受保佑的女孩

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我從不懷疑過她

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她當然會回來

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她會一直回來

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那有什麼問題？

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使者要求隨身侍從

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不能直視他的眼睛

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除了應答不然不能跟他說話

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不能自拍、不能簽名

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長官

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我剛想起來我在監牢區
還有一堆工作要做

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而此時我的長官應該快抓狂了

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先讓我下去解決那些事之後，再回到

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使者的套房，聽起來不錯對吧

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我只是不想拋棄我份內之事，長官

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您意下如何？

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我認為在過去的一千九百年中

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聖杯門徒作出犧牲
讓自己為這次天堂和地獄間的

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高峰會所帶來的獎賞做好準備

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以及這房間裡的男人

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任何拒絕在這場神化中
扮演甚至是最微小角色的人

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對我來說無法理解只好視其為叛國

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好

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使者套房
請勿打擾

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很好

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肅靜

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勿言、勿自拍、勿觸碰

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對，你說過

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但如果他觸碰妳
妳應當積極作出回應

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耶穌

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不只是出力而已

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而是要有方法，我總是這麼說

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鳥人，閉上你的嘴！

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–天啊
–要像鳥一樣自由

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去棲息、捕食和狩獵！

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當我一次又一次的回歸時
愛會帶著反芻的昆蟲碎屑

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出現在幼禽身上

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拜託閉上你的嘴！就一分鐘也好

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沒問題

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一分鐘是多久？

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–才剛過了六秒
–感覺像是永恆

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你女朋友呢？她會來嗎？

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–她不是我女朋友
–最好不是！

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–她不是！
–我不相信她是為了我而回到這裡

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你差點要尿進自己的膠鞋裡…

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她是我朋友的女朋友！

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00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,604
禁忌之愛嗎？那是最棒的

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聽著，那不是愛
你這個混蛋！好嗎？

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她很固執，他們抓了我，她不喜歡

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所以她要來救我，如此而已
他們很清楚的！

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他們知道她會過來

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當她過來的時候…

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他們會殺了她

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那是令人悲傷的轉折

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你的禁忌之愛像起司
吸引老鼠一樣的掉進陷阱

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而你必須為這陷阱負責

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我只是說實話

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該怎麼做？

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我告訴你我會怎麼做，我要逃出去

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然後我要殺了你

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對

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你看看那個太陽

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億萬里之遙

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你仍舊感覺得到

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好，這樣應該可以了

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天啊，好險你叫我別帶褲子

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我的腿非常的有感覺

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天啊

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急救箱在哪裡？

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對，如果有急救箱就好了

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來顆阿斯匹靈或一劑嗎啡
甚至來把骨鋸就更好了

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你知道我們能怎麼做嗎？

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我們可以抓些魚
在我的腿上煎來吃

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–讓我想想
–那主意還真不錯

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所有問題的答案就是思考

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–你能安靜嗎？
–好主意

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對，我們來享受寧靜

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海上甜美的寧靜

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別再正面思考了！

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我的天啊！

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哇靠…

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感覺不到疼痛！

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太酷了

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我們可能會死在這裡對嗎？

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00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:01,114
不，我們不會死的

224
00:19:03,116 --> 00:19:04,242
聽我說

225
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:07,829
你叫什麼名字？

226
00:19:10,165 --> 00:19:11,416
–史蒂夫
–史蒂夫

227
00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,087
好，史蒂夫，聽著

228
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:20,550
你的腿和墜機這整件事

229
00:19:20,634 --> 00:19:22,177
都只是上帝的測試

230
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,139
就像古預言一樣

231
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,518
祂不想殺了我們

232
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,730
祂只想看我們有多大能耐

233
00:19:35,482 --> 00:19:37,275
我們會做給祂看，好嗎？

234
00:19:39,403 --> 00:19:41,071
如果我不相信上帝呢？

235
00:19:43,407 --> 00:19:45,075
我不會怪你

236
00:19:48,036 --> 00:19:49,788
你不需要相信祂

237
00:19:52,332 --> 00:19:53,542
相信我就好

238
00:19:57,671 --> 00:19:58,839
好

239
00:20:02,009 --> 00:20:04,469
畢竟你帶我們走了這麼遠，不是嗎？

240
00:20:20,193 --> 00:20:21,695
妳要當我最棒的侍從

241
00:20:22,446 --> 00:20:23,447
對…

242
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:29,745
事情是，我一點也不了解
侍從這種事

243
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:35,125
但他說他們缺人，我們缺人
聖杯缺人

244
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,962
對，於是我來這裡當祢的侍從

245
00:20:42,466 --> 00:20:43,550
妳叫什麼名字？

246
00:20:44,301 --> 00:20:45,802
瑪妮彭梅雷茲

247
00:20:47,721 --> 00:20:48,930
我是耶穌基督

248
00:20:55,437 --> 00:20:58,106
–怎麼了？
–瑪妮，妳有麻煩了

249
00:21:08,158 --> 00:21:10,494
–妳去開門好嗎？
–好的

250
00:21:20,378 --> 00:21:21,713
眾神之父

251
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,381
陛下

252
00:21:27,177 --> 00:21:29,304
梅薩達任憑您差遣

253
00:21:30,263 --> 00:21:35,393
美食街、健身房、蒸氣室、桑拿
在某處有教堂

254
00:21:36,603 --> 00:21:40,524
祢來自地獄的對手也剛到達

255
00:21:40,607 --> 00:21:42,109
–我能想像…
–眾神之父

256
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:46,238
你的耳朵看起來…

257
00:21:46,321 --> 00:21:49,241
這祢不需操心

258
00:21:49,491 --> 00:21:52,244
只要手術就會復原

259
00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:56,998
如果沒事的話…

260
00:21:57,374 --> 00:22:00,669
眾神之父，你是最親切的主人

261
00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:13,390
我見過妳嗎？

262
00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:15,934
長官，沒見過

263
00:22:16,309 --> 00:22:18,812
妳的臉有點眼熟

264
00:22:20,897 --> 00:22:23,233
或許你在美食街見過我

265
00:22:23,775 --> 00:22:26,736
不，我認識妳

266
00:22:29,197 --> 00:22:30,282
眾神之父

267
00:22:32,325 --> 00:22:34,828
我何時能見我的孩子？

268
00:22:35,203 --> 00:22:38,957
我的後裔，我的血肉

269
00:22:39,583 --> 00:22:40,834
我聽說…

270
00:22:41,501 --> 00:22:43,879
–他很會跳舞
–的確如此

271
00:22:45,255 --> 00:22:46,631
陛下，別擔心

272
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:52,554
當時機成熟，我確定
你們一定會有個盛大的見面會

273
00:22:54,181 --> 00:22:55,724
在那之前，陛下請寬心

274
00:23:02,355 --> 00:23:05,483
看到了嗎？妳的確有麻煩

275
00:23:08,612 --> 00:23:10,655
天堂
耶穌基督

276
00:23:16,203 --> 00:23:18,121
地獄
阿道夫希特勒

277
00:23:37,724 --> 00:23:40,393
耶穌詢問祂孩子的消息

278
00:23:41,978 --> 00:23:44,397
我們只有複製人要如何有進展？

279
00:23:44,481 --> 00:23:46,942
確定讓他出現的日期還未定案

280
00:23:47,025 --> 00:23:50,070
但是他準備好了嗎？

281
00:23:52,781 --> 00:23:55,700
我們弄丟他一事要千萬保密
懂嗎？絕對要保密

282
00:23:55,867 --> 00:23:58,954
當然，我會讓替代品做好萬全準備

283
00:24:11,007 --> 00:24:13,718
–長官，您有心事嗎？
–沒有

284
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,390
長官，我能隨意發言嗎？

285
00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:26,231
長官，我無法不注意到

286
00:24:27,274 --> 00:24:29,567
您最近出現的倦怠感

287
00:24:31,027 --> 00:24:35,198
作為您的宣誓信徒
若不提醒您將會是我的失職

288
00:24:36,199 --> 00:24:38,118
儘管最近的挫折不斷

289
00:24:38,326 --> 00:24:41,204
您仍是唯一並具有主權的眾神之父

290
00:24:41,621 --> 00:24:43,915
聖杯的全力任您使喚

291
00:24:44,165 --> 00:24:46,293
世界就在您的點指之間

292
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,921
依我的立場來看
事情似乎看起來混沌不清

293
00:24:50,380 --> 00:24:52,882
但請聽我卑微的意見，事實上

294
00:24:53,842 --> 00:24:55,135
您仍舊行的正坐的穩

295
00:24:59,806 --> 00:25:03,059
長官，會議包在您桌上，請便

296
00:25:13,903 --> 00:25:15,238
2020年啟示錄
世界末日

297
00:25:15,322 --> 00:25:17,032
第一階段
浸潤

298
00:25:17,407 --> 00:25:18,616
將聖杯交托給
政府機關的忠誠者

299
00:25:22,495 --> 00:25:24,456
“行的正坐的穩”

300
00:25:48,897 --> 00:25:50,648
結要打好

301
00:25:55,612 --> 00:25:56,946
然後…

302
00:25:59,282 --> 00:26:03,286
側拉索要緊

303
00:26:10,710 --> 00:26:12,420
現在只差風了

304
00:26:37,112 --> 00:26:39,656
你到底在哪學到這些的？

305
00:26:39,739 --> 00:26:42,283
我認識的一個女孩教我的
她很會做這種事

306
00:26:42,742 --> 00:26:44,994
–該死
–這不算什麼

307
00:26:46,830 --> 00:26:50,708
我曾經看過她
用除草機和沙士做出地雷

308
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,127
是嗎？

309
00:26:52,335 --> 00:26:55,171
我只需要會熨襯衫的女人…

310
00:26:55,255 --> 00:26:56,548
該死，你的手臂！

311
00:26:59,175 --> 00:27:00,301
我的手

312
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:02,512
一定是鯊魚咬斷
你垂在水裡的手…

313
00:27:02,887 --> 00:27:04,097
我怎麼會沒感覺到？

314
00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:07,100
因為我讓你沒感覺的

315
00:27:09,686 --> 00:27:10,854
這樣好多了

316
00:27:11,271 --> 00:27:12,981
但是看起來好痛

317
00:27:13,982 --> 00:27:16,818
我有個計畫

318
00:27:17,152 --> 00:27:19,404
我們要航行到澳洲的沙灘

319
00:27:19,612 --> 00:27:21,698
我們要喝很多啤酒、吃上等牛排

320
00:27:21,823 --> 00:27:24,200
我們會沐浴在陽光下
我們會治療你的手臂

321
00:27:24,325 --> 00:27:25,535
那就是我們的計劃，不是嗎？

322
00:27:34,878 --> 00:27:36,254
祢這個王八蛋！

323
00:27:37,130 --> 00:27:38,673
我知道祢在盤算什麼

324
00:27:38,882 --> 00:27:41,843
這是祢和我之間的事，與他無關！

325
00:27:42,177 --> 00:27:44,637
祢不停止這些鳥事他就會死在這裡

326
00:27:44,721 --> 00:27:46,890
現在快點想辦法！

327
00:27:53,730 --> 00:27:54,898
祂說什麼？

328
00:28:02,947 --> 00:28:04,324
祂説：“很快”

329
00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:06,701
很好

330
00:28:10,497 --> 00:28:12,707
遲一點不如早一點

331
00:28:18,171 --> 00:28:19,756
抱歉我剛才說謊

332
00:28:21,174 --> 00:28:23,259
祢看起來是大好人

333
00:28:24,135 --> 00:28:25,178
這還用說

334
00:28:26,804 --> 00:28:30,308
瑪妮，妳看起來也是好人

335
00:28:33,686 --> 00:28:36,898
其實我叫鬱金香，抱歉我也說了謊

336
00:28:40,568 --> 00:28:41,569
原來如此

337
00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:42,695
聽好…

338
00:28:44,531 --> 00:28:49,369
我不是有意讓祢捲入…我的事

339
00:28:50,745 --> 00:28:53,331
我要離開這裡了

340
00:28:55,917 --> 00:28:57,001
去找妳朋友嗎？

341
00:28:59,546 --> 00:29:00,755
有麻煩的那位

342
00:29:01,422 --> 00:29:02,757
我或許可以幫妳

343
00:29:05,927 --> 00:29:08,471
耶穌，祢真的很酷，但是…

344
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,139
我的孩子，怎麼了？

345
00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:13,685
妳不認為我能幫忙嗎？

346
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,481
這不是“甘願受辱”那種事

347
00:29:19,274 --> 00:29:21,818
好嗎？這是逃獄

348
00:29:22,777 --> 00:29:25,738
事情會變得不可收拾，會變得暴力

349
00:29:27,031 --> 00:29:28,449
可能會有死傷

350
00:29:29,909 --> 00:29:32,328
–我的天啊
–沒錯

351
00:29:33,079 --> 00:29:36,624
因此，我不認為祢能幫忙

352
00:29:40,253 --> 00:29:41,296
再說吧

353
00:29:51,973 --> 00:29:53,391
我要去廁所

354
00:29:57,729 --> 00:29:59,439
很抱歉，我很急

355
00:30:01,357 --> 00:30:02,358
冷靜

356
00:30:06,195 --> 00:30:09,240
如果我早知道會待在這裡這麼久…

357
00:30:17,624 --> 00:30:20,001
好，我尿下去了

358
00:30:35,141 --> 00:30:36,225
耶穌

359
00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:38,436
耶穌

360
00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:42,023
真是令人愉快的驚喜啊
我們能幫祢什麼嗎？

361
00:30:42,190 --> 00:30:44,192
我是來為囚犯祈福

362
00:30:45,610 --> 00:30:48,488
–“囚犯”？
–這裡是地牢對嗎？

363
00:30:49,197 --> 00:30:50,698
一定有囚犯關在這裡

364
00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:53,868
我的主，這裡是地牢
梅薩達有很多地牢

365
00:30:54,410 --> 00:30:55,870
事實上，北翼就有一間

366
00:30:56,287 --> 00:30:58,373
摩門教徒和雞姦男童者一定會很興奮

367
00:30:58,456 --> 00:30:59,749
我讓人帶祢去

368
00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:03,586
我要為這裡的囚犯祈福

369
00:31:03,961 --> 00:31:08,007
這裡只是訓練區

370
00:31:09,258 --> 00:31:10,551
沒有囚犯

371
00:31:11,260 --> 00:31:13,012
我說：“閉嘴”

372
00:31:16,015 --> 00:31:18,309
抱歉，我不能讓祢進去

373
00:31:18,518 --> 00:31:21,062
我的孩子，妳能任意行事

374
00:31:21,771 --> 00:31:24,774
測量山脈、跨越海洋

375
00:31:25,358 --> 00:31:27,193
穿越針眼

376
00:31:28,069 --> 00:31:29,487
妳會永生

377
00:31:30,738 --> 00:31:33,533
妳要做的只是讓路給我

378
00:31:33,616 --> 00:31:34,784
耶穌

379
00:31:36,661 --> 00:31:38,037
我不會讓此事發生

380
00:31:43,126 --> 00:31:44,168
什麼？

381
00:31:45,044 --> 00:31:46,087
我失敗了

382
00:31:58,891 --> 00:32:00,059
好了

383
00:32:07,275 --> 00:32:08,651
黃鼠狼跑出來了

384
00:32:41,601 --> 00:32:43,561
你可以鬆綁我就好

385
00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:52,487
肺癌、心疾

386
00:32:53,321 --> 00:32:57,033
我在睡覺時被憤怒的前女友刺傷

387
00:32:58,493 --> 00:33:00,077
因此我以為我能…

388
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,500
但不是在木筏上

389
00:33:06,959 --> 00:33:09,420
失去手臂又沒穿褲子

390
00:33:11,547 --> 00:33:14,133
我有一次在昏迷甦醒後沒穿褲子

391
00:33:15,718 --> 00:33:17,595
被羅德里格斯兄弟追

392
00:33:19,013 --> 00:33:22,099
我向你保證每天都有這種事發生

393
00:33:24,977 --> 00:33:27,313
我應該多跟陌生人做愛

394
00:33:29,941 --> 00:33:32,151
我是說我已經跟很多人做了，但是…

395
00:33:32,902 --> 00:33:34,237
我應該跟更多人做

396
00:33:45,456 --> 00:33:47,583
我想我準備要接受測試的結果了

397
00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:49,126
很快

398
00:33:50,044 --> 00:33:51,170
我準備好了

399
00:33:52,839 --> 00:33:54,966
我這一生做了很多壞事

400
00:33:56,968 --> 00:33:58,719
我很惡毒又自私

401
00:34:02,390 --> 00:34:04,100
我結了四次婚

402
00:34:06,352 --> 00:34:08,354
三次是為了錢

403
00:34:10,523 --> 00:34:11,983
但我受夠了

404
00:34:15,152 --> 00:34:16,320
我現在相信你

405
00:34:17,864 --> 00:34:19,866
上帝，救我

406
00:34:21,951 --> 00:34:23,786
用你的超能力來救我

407
00:34:25,329 --> 00:34:26,414
我不是上帝

408
00:34:26,622 --> 00:34:28,374
但我見到你的能力

409
00:34:28,499 --> 00:34:30,293
創世紀沒有這種功能

410
00:34:30,418 --> 00:34:31,794
用你的力量來救我

411
00:34:31,961 --> 00:34:33,129
上帝，救我！

412
00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:35,756
你答應我不會讓我死！

413
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,341
求你救救我！

414
00:34:40,386 --> 00:34:41,804
別死！

415
00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:45,182
活下來！

416
00:34:45,766 --> 00:34:46,851
活下來！

417
00:34:54,859 --> 00:34:55,902
上帝

418
00:34:56,986 --> 00:34:58,070
上帝

419
00:34:58,195 --> 00:34:59,322
祢的力量

420
00:35:09,206 --> 00:35:11,125
你說謊

421
00:35:31,270 --> 00:35:32,980
–耶穌
–這是陷阱

422
00:35:33,230 --> 00:35:36,651
有拿槍的士兵在等著妳

423
00:35:37,944 --> 00:35:39,153
等待時間結束

424
00:35:43,783 --> 00:35:46,285
我的孩子，這太瘋狂了

425
00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:56,087
拜託用別的方式

426
00:35:56,879 --> 00:35:58,422
我不知道其他的方式

427
00:36:01,968 --> 00:36:03,135
崇拜我

428
00:36:05,137 --> 00:36:06,138
什麼？

429
00:36:07,682 --> 00:36:08,808
跪下

430
00:36:13,896 --> 00:36:14,981
耶穌

431
00:36:15,564 --> 00:36:17,441
快點！在等什麼？

432
00:36:18,401 --> 00:36:19,944
陛下，抱歉打擾了

433
00:36:20,027 --> 00:36:21,529
我們還有工作要做

434
00:36:22,279 --> 00:36:23,864
快點起立！

435
00:36:32,957 --> 00:36:34,709
發生什麼事了？

436
00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:36,502
囚犯不見了

437
00:36:44,051 --> 00:36:45,594
妳認為這裡發生過什麼事？

438
00:36:47,179 --> 00:36:48,639
他讓自己逃脫了

439
00:36:51,100 --> 00:36:53,185
那麼妳現在要怎麼做？

440
00:36:55,271 --> 00:36:57,064
離開這裡去找小卡

441
00:36:58,107 --> 00:37:00,192
他大概醉倒在某處

442
00:37:00,276 --> 00:37:01,402
然後呢？

443
00:37:05,156 --> 00:37:06,323
然後…

444
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:15,583
我想做什麼就去做

445
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,086
我可以跟妳走嗎？

446
00:37:47,364 --> 00:37:51,786
“這必朽壞的總要變成不朽壞的

447
00:37:52,745 --> 00:37:55,790
“這必死的總要變成不死的

448
00:37:57,458 --> 00:37:59,585
“那聖經上所記的話就應驗了

449
00:38:00,127 --> 00:38:03,130
“‘死亡被勝利吞滅了

450
00:38:04,715 --> 00:38:06,467
“‘死亡啊，你的勝利在哪裡？

451
00:38:07,551 --> 00:38:09,762
“‘死亡啊，你的毒刺在哪裡？’”

452
00:38:23,776 --> 00:38:26,487
祢知道嗎？祢是個混蛋

453
00:38:41,293 --> 00:38:44,672
澳洲

454
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,515
長官，我可能會惹上大麻煩

455
00:38:58,936 --> 00:38:59,937
魯格手槍

456
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,107
好，你有五分鐘

457
00:39:33,679 --> 00:39:35,222
看看祢

458
00:39:44,356 --> 00:39:46,692
我的主，他們說你有某種才能

459
00:39:48,861 --> 00:39:51,530
但我想來親眼見到，對嗎？

460
00:39:58,913 --> 00:40:00,080
現在…

461
00:40:04,585 --> 00:40:08,339
先從動感的開始，好嗎？

462
00:40:16,388 --> 00:40:18,307
德州
公共服務部門

463
00:40:25,940 --> 00:40:29,193
墨西哥灣

464
00:40:32,071 --> 00:40:34,114
澳洲對嗎？

465
00:40:38,911 --> 00:40:40,204
你聽得到他？

466
00:40:46,043 --> 00:40:47,127
好

467
00:40:49,296 --> 00:40:50,297
所以…

468
00:40:53,425 --> 00:40:55,386
我們要怎麼去？

469
00:41:23,789 --> 00:41:24,957
哎呀！

470
00:41:25,582 --> 00:41:27,584
老兄，你剛剛穿越了地球中心嗎？

471
00:41:28,502 --> 00:41:30,045
我以為那是…

472
00:42:18,552 --> 00:42:20,554
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