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How hurt you want him?
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How far do I go?
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One punch?
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Two?
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Problem is,
your dad is a big fella.
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Imagine a couple of punches
is just gonna make him mad.
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He's gonna fight back.
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And his buddies
will wanna help out,
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but I'll need to defend myself.
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Things will escalate.
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That's what these things do,
they escalate.
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And violence makes violence,
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makes nothin' much at all
except more violence.
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And once you start down that road...
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who knows where it ends.
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Is that what you want kid?
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It doesn't mean I can't...
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You know,
still help out with your daddy.
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I will feel bad
if I go in there, again.
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But I'll go anyway.
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They try to run.
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They're not stupid.
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Where are they gonna go?
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All they can do is scream,
you know.
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Why do I do this?
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It's like
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an addiction or...
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love or...
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Now what do you even
call this?
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I think,
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bat shit crazy
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is the Latin term.
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Haven't you ever liked anything
that was bad for you, Preacher
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or any one?
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Nothing that screams every time
I walk in the room.
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Yeah I get it.
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I've seen the movies.
I'm the villain.
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I'm the one you root against.
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You know, Viola.
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Sometimes, the villain
has a change of heart.
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And gives up her evil ways.
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I think
we like different movies.
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I need acreage for my new plant.
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So again,
I'm asking for your land.
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You're half the way to losing
it anyways,
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JJ ran the numbers.
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The prospectus
for Preacher Custer's church.
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Give me the folder please.
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I left the folder
at the office.
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I thought we were
just getting nuggets.
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I'll leave you to your numbers.
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I really want that land.
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You know, my daddy used to talk
about you Quincannons?
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He used to say there's
only one thing more dangerous
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than telling them "No."
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That's telling them "Yes."
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Your daddy
was something else.
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But he's gone 25 years
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and this town hasn't seen
anyone like him since.
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Not even close.
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You need to stop
hurting those animals, Viola.
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It's wrong.
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I know.
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I just don't want to.
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Then you are the villain.
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Offer peace to the restless.
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Reward the virtuous.
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Set free the prisoner.
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Did you say no
'cause he said no.
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Is he-- you told him to say no?
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Cool the wrathful.
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- Avenge the innocent.
- Stop!
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Stop, stop.
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Please, please give that back.
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Please, give that back. Please!
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Please, give that back!
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Come on, seriously.
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Seriously...
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Save light
from the darkness.
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Retrieve those who are lost.
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Murderer.
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Who said that?
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Who said it?
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All right.
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Oh, bollocks!
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Well...
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Sheriff Root, open up.
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Bollocks!
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Shite, alright.
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Preacher around?
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No, I guess he came to.
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I'm lookin' for my son.
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Well, the one with the...
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...arsey face,
I haven't seen him.
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- What's that smell?
- Oh!
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- That's cookin', yep, cookin'.
- Don't smell like cookin'.
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No, that's because
it is Irish cookin', that's why.
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Yep.
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You ever heard
of pitch black puddin'?
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Well, sausage,
that's made from the blood,
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shoulder, bit of fat, rind,
liver of a wild pig, oats,
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onion, dash of pimento,
that kind of thing.
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It's delicious,
would you care to join?
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I've eaten.
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Bollocks!
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Shit!
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This place?
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Doesn't look like
a movie theater.
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Wait here.
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There are three possible
explanations here.
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Number one, John Travolta.
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You know the movie where he
gets his power
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from a brain tumor.
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Number two,
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Jason Bourne.
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He gets his power from a secret
government agency
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or in the least likely
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but my favorite scenario.
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You're a Jedi.
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Now assuming,
it's not number one.
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How unbelievably stoked
are we, man, huh?
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Alright.
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Not very stoked at all
it might seem.
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Oh, I know that look
all too well.
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'Cause mommy never told me
magical monsters are real.
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Welcome to my world, mate.
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I don't want this.
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Of course not.
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It's gonna take a moment for you
to get your head around it.
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No.
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I don't want this.
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Now where are you goin' idiot?
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I have a meeting with Emily.
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It's almost three.
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You're joking me, right?
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I have a job to do.
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Budget, outreach ideas.
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- What?
- Oh shit.
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I haven't even come up with
a reading for Ted's funeral.
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Alright, let's just put
a pause on all that excitement
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while we work out
your new super powers.
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It is not a super power!
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Getting people to do
whatever you tell 'em
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seems pretty bloody
super powerful to me, Padre!
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I mean spill the beaver beans,
for Christ's sake.
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- I don't like this.
- Alright.
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- I don't want this.
- Alright.
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I don't like this, God.
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Alright, alright, listen.
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Hey!
It's alright.
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That's it, right.
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Now we're gonna slow it down.
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And we're gonna work out
a little bit
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of who, where, what and why?
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Shall we do that?
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Off you go,
come on now.
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Good lad.
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Start with something easier.
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Ted's funeral, here it is.
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Hard to know how many chairs
'cause it's Ted.
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Any ideas yet on the reading?
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And what about the remains receptacle?
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You really leaving that to Cassidy
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'cause I went by earlier and I had
to remind him to get started on it.
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It's not like you can just
leave someone's remains
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lying around till you get
around to it.
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Anyways, I'll make sure he gets it done.
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I also got to call
the insurance agent
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get the coverage changed
on the church van.
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Cassidy is driving it
around town...
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You really are one
of the good guys.
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Well, come on and imagine
the possibilities, Padre.
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- What?
- I said and thank you for listening.
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You're good at this,
I'm not surprised.
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I always knew you had a gift, but...
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Whole town's gonna know too.
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And once the word really starts
to spread, watch out.
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Why did you order it then?
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'Cause I thought
I would like it, obviously.
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But I am so sick of you
giving me that look!
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I'm sick of you
making me give it.
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Be nice!
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I'm sorry I said that.
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I'm sorry too.
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So I told Charlie he could
have two hours of screen time
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if he finishes homework by 8:00.
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Which was her best judgment.
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But then he said,
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"one hour of screen time
after dinner..."
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Which was my best judgment.
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So you've put us in
a tough spot here, Preacher.
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Have I?
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Remember the other day
you told us
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to use our best judgment--
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Oh, yes, well, of course.
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Which was great advice.
Thank you.
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But I think maybe that ended up
confusing things at home.
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A little.
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Because when you think about it
the whole idea of judgment...
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It's sort of subjective.
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Just take that story...
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Do you hear that?
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What?
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- I don't hear--
- Shh!
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You don't hear it...
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...the voices?
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Voices?
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Ah!
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Sorry about that!
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Now, here's what I think.
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I'm sorry for the confusion.
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Why don't you try
a point-based system?
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One point equals
one hour of screen time.
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And if he does the work
before dinner,
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he gets two points.
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After dinner, one point.
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- Oh!
- Yeah.
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Not sure if he sees that thing.
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Mostly welfare.
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So what does he take home?
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What?
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We don't really have
the resources here at the church.
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Nothin'.
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Dishes don't do themselves,
do they?
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I'll walk you out.
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I've been meaning to ask you
about them government boys
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who came to you
to Flavor Station the other night.
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- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
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Oh.
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What did they wanna talk
to you about?
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Oh, they told me
I'm not allowed to say.
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About that escaped lunatic?
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Can't say, Sheriff.
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You know, government stuff.
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Hmm.
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Afraid the universe
is a state-top thing.
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Yeah, they said somethin'
similar to me.
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Lions and tigers and bears.
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I was just bein' a nervous
dad there about Eugene.
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Ever since his incident,
you know, me and his mom,
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- we worry extra.
- Mm-hmm.
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Sometimes, I--
I can be a little hard on him.
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Say things I don't mean.
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Well, he'll show up.
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Maybe he will.
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What?
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He may turn up, may not turn up.
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You know, Sherriff,
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nothin' in this world's permanent.
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We're just all passin' through.
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What kinda thing is that to say?
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Oh, I'm sorry, maybe you
find that hard to hear, but...
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it's the gospel of Jesus Christ.
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Needs to be said.
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Well, if you hear from him,
you let me know.
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Of course.
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Exactly what government
they say they're from?
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I'd say federal.
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I mean,
you've heard their accents.
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Drink it in, boys!
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Your tax dollars at work!
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God, God, God!
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God, God, God!
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God, God, God!
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God, God, God!
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God, God, God!
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God, God, God!
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God, God, God!
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God, God, God!
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God, God, God!
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God, God, God! God, God!