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Joe, you were holdin'
it like this?
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- Yeah.
- Alright, yeah?
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Like this...
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- Oh!
- There.
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I'm very worried about this.
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Don't be worried,
don't be worried.
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I promise you I won't get you.
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- All right, here we go.
- Hey, padre.
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- You alright?
- Oh shit!
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Oh!
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I'm really sorry.
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That was part of the job
as well, Dom.
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That was a done nasty jab.
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He's never gonna trust me now!
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That's your job.
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All right, take two!
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- On your mark.
- Ooh!
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Alright one last one.
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He's still acting.
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- Rolling, ladies and gentlemen.
- Excuse me, guys.
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You're eatin' my bush!
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You're eatin' my fuckin' bush,
fatsy Dom.
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Fuck off.
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Fuckin' they're all
wankin' down here.
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Still rolling.
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Fuckin' masturbatin'
all over each other.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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you don't understand
what's inside of you.
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It ain't God.
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Sorry, I just--
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I can hear him reacting.
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Just get the sun
out of your vagina,
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it was an accident.
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He doesn't have a vagina.
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I don't want you to feel like
you're human shields but...
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Yeah, let's not mince worlds--
words.
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You're humans and you're gonna be actin'
as shields of the sort.
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Uh, just so you all know,
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I'm gonna be sittin' over here
under this umbrella,
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makin' out with Miss Oatlash,
while y'all were doing that.
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So, good luck!
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Yeah, good luck, whoo!
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- Ready.
- Don't hammer like a bitch.
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Cut and action!
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Once do the other like tak, tak!
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Tak, tak.
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I've got nothin'
to fuckin' nail in to.
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Okay.
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This is one of the worst days...
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- Action.
- Hey, Padre.
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Okay, you fell
but your head went forward
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- instead of backward, on that one.
- Oh shit, fuck.
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- Brilliant. Get down, get down.
- Oh!
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- That was it, Dom, that was it there.
- Holy shit.
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Fuckin' bastard.
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So much ketchup on this.
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You know, everyone says
it's not supposed to make sense,
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like that's the whole point, dude.
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And I'm just saying, you know that's like
an excuse for lazy storytellin'.
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J-J-J-J-Just don't sell me shite
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and tell me it's gold.
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All right, I might be stoned,
but I'm not high.
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You know what I mean?
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Just give me a minute.
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Wow, such a lot of tomato sauce.
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We're gonna kick his ass.
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Can I go again?
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He's fuckin' yawning!
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The amount of times he yawns
on all these takes.
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- Did you just yawn?
- He yawns on my takes every time I'm--
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Yes, well, yo--
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- You yawn on his fuckin' take!
- Every time.
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Guys, we're still rolling,
we're still rolling.
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That is hilarious.
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Constantly doin' it.
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Can I-- can I see--
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Nudge me when you do it again
so I can watch.
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From where?
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Shit!
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Not by a long shot.
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Fuck.
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I got stuck in it.
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Whoa!
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You ever put the wrong underpants on
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and just fuckin' immediately
regret it,
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but do nothin' about it?
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Yeah, it's all up me bollocks,
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I got a pound of fuckin' half
up me ass.
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Sorry, love, hello.
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- The door's fuckin' open, idiot--
- Shut up!
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Oh, I didn't mean to say fuck.
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We don't die, we do--
can't come back.
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- Oh, fuck.
- Fuck.
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Oh, fuckin'!
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Oh, fuck it.
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You fuckin' fucked it up,
I'm sorry there.
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My friend needs a fuckin' doctor.
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Frickin'.
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Sorry for swearing, everybody.
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That's nice.
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Talk of my favorite--
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Talkin' shit.
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I don't even understand me.
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Cut it.
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Can we do a sexy version?
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♪ I know everybody saw this ♪
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♪ Yeah, everybody tells me so ♪
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♪ Oo-oo-ooh ♪
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♪ Shake me down ♪
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♪ Leave me with the pieces ♪
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♪ And begging, let me go ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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We start down.
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Yeah, but, but--
yeah, I'm worried about this.
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You want to see my--
if you see my naked balls,
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it's your own fault, man.
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No you don't have to,
leave your underwear on. You cover it.
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As I roll down,
how about reclining?
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Sit normal.
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Sit how you shit!
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Good, ready?
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Put your eyes to the lens
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and concentrate on your job now, please.
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- All right?
- Okay.
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I don't know whether
it's gonna get any better.
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And that's a fuckin' wrap.