Joe, you were holdin' it like this?
- Yeah. - Alright, yeah?
Like this...
- Oh! - There.
I'm very worried about this.
Don't be worried, don't be worried.
I promise you I won't get you.
- All right, here we go. - Hey, padre.
- You alright? - Oh shit!
Oh!
I'm really sorry.
That was part of the job as well, Dom.
That was a done nasty jab.
He's never gonna trust me now!
That's your job.
All right, take two!
- On your mark. - Ooh!
Alright one last one.
He's still acting.
[LAUGHTER]
- Rolling, ladies and gentlemen. - Excuse me, guys.
You're eatin' my bush!
You're eatin' my fuckin' bush, fatsy Dom.
Fuck off.
Fuckin' they're all wankin' down here.
Still rolling.
Fuckin' masturbatin' all over each other.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
you don't understand what's inside of you.
It ain't God.
[SNICKERING AND LAUGHING]
Sorry, I just--
I can hear him reacting.
Just get the sun out of your vagina,
it was an accident.
He doesn't have a vagina.
[SNICKERING]
I don't want you to feel like you're human shields but...
Yeah, let's not mince worlds-- words.
You're humans and you're gonna be actin' as shields of the sort.
Uh, just so you all know,
I'm gonna be sittin' over here under this umbrella,
makin' out with Miss Oatlash, while y'all were doing that.
So, good luck!
Yeah, good luck, whoo!
- Ready. - Don't hammer like a bitch.
Cut and action!
Once do the other like tak, tak!
Tak, tak.
[LAUGHTER]
I've got nothin' to fuckin' nail in to.
Okay.
This is one of the worst days...
- Action. - Hey, Padre.
[GRUNTS]
Okay, you fell but your head went forward
- instead of backward, on that one. - Oh shit, fuck.
[GRUNTS]
- Brilliant. Get down, get down. - Oh!
- That was it, Dom, that was it there. - Holy shit.
Fuckin' bastard.
So much ketchup on this.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense,
like that's the whole point, dude.
And I'm just saying, you know that's like an excuse for lazy storytellin'.
J-J-J-J-Just don't sell me shite
and tell me it's gold.
All right, I might be stoned, but I'm not high.
You know what I mean?
[LAUGHING]
Just give me a minute.
Wow, such a lot of tomato sauce.
We're gonna kick his ass.
Can I go again?
He's fuckin' yawning!
The amount of times he yawns on all these takes.
- Did you just yawn? - He yawns on my takes every time I'm--
Yes, well, yo--
- You yawn on his fuckin' take! - Every time.
Guys, we're still rolling, we're still rolling.
That is hilarious.
Constantly doin' it.
Can I-- can I see--
Nudge me when you do it again so I can watch.
[SPEAKS FAINTLY]
From where?
- Shit! - [YELLING]
Not by a long shot.
Fuck.
I got stuck in it.
Whoa!
You ever put the wrong underpants on
and just fuckin' immediately regret it,
but do nothin' about it?
Yeah, it's all up me bollocks,
I got a pound of fuckin' half up me ass.
Sorry, love, hello.
- The door's fuckin' open, idiot-- - Shut up!
Oh, I didn't mean to say fuck.
We don't die, we do-- can't come back.
- Oh, fuck. - Fuck.
Oh, fuckin'!
Oh, fuck it.
You fuckin' fucked it up, I'm sorry there.
My friend needs a fuckin' doctor.
Frickin'.
Sorry for swearing, everybody.
[LAUGHTER]
That's nice.
Talk of my favorite--
Talkin' shit.
I don't even understand me.
Cut it.
Can we do a sexy version?
♪ I know everybody saw this ♪
♪ Yeah, everybody tells me so ♪
♪ Oo-oo-ooh ♪
♪ Shake me down ♪
♪ Leave me with the pieces ♪
♪ And begging, let me go ♪
♪ Oh ♪
We start down.
Yeah, but, but-- yeah, I'm worried about this.
You want to see my-- if you see my naked balls,
it's your own fault, man.
No you don't have to, leave your underwear on. You cover it.
As I roll down, how about reclining?
Sit normal.
Sit how you shit!
Good, ready?
Put your eyes to the lens
and concentrate on your job now, please.
- All right? - Okay.
I don't know whether it's gonna get any better.
And that's a fuckin' wrap.