1 00:00:01,670 --> 00:00:02,629 Joe, you were holdin' it like this? 2 00:00:02,712 --> 00:00:04,089 - Yeah. - Alright, yeah? 3 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:05,507 Like this... 4 00:00:05,590 --> 00:00:07,133 - Oh! - There. 5 00:00:08,426 --> 00:00:09,886 I'm very worried about this. 6 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:10,845 Don't be worried, don't be worried. 7 00:00:10,929 --> 00:00:11,846 I promise you I won't get you. 8 00:00:12,138 --> 00:00:14,182 - All right, here we go. - Hey, padre. 9 00:00:15,517 --> 00:00:17,060 - You alright? - Oh shit! 10 00:00:18,478 --> 00:00:19,854 Oh! 11 00:00:20,772 --> 00:00:22,190 I'm really sorry. 12 00:00:22,273 --> 00:00:23,733 That was part of the job as well, Dom. 13 00:00:23,817 --> 00:00:25,402 That was a done nasty jab. 14 00:00:25,485 --> 00:00:27,362 He's never gonna trust me now! 15 00:00:27,821 --> 00:00:29,030 That's your job. 16 00:00:29,114 --> 00:00:30,115 All right, take two! 17 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:32,283 - On your mark. - Ooh! 18 00:00:37,247 --> 00:00:38,540 Alright one last one. 19 00:00:39,541 --> 00:00:40,583 He's still acting. 20 00:00:40,667 --> 00:00:42,419 [LAUGHTER] 21 00:00:42,502 --> 00:00:44,087 - Rolling, ladies and gentlemen. - Excuse me, guys. 22 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:46,965 You're eatin' my bush! 23 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:48,883 You're eatin' my fuckin' bush, fatsy Dom. 24 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:52,637 Fuck off. 25 00:00:53,346 --> 00:00:54,848 Fuckin' they're all wankin' down here. 26 00:00:54,931 --> 00:00:55,932 Still rolling. 27 00:00:57,684 --> 00:00:59,936 Fuckin' masturbatin' all over each other. 28 00:01:00,019 --> 00:01:02,355 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 29 00:01:02,439 --> 00:01:04,649 you don't understand what's inside of you. 30 00:01:06,401 --> 00:01:07,527 It ain't God. 31 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:08,778 [SNICKERING AND LAUGHING] 32 00:01:12,532 --> 00:01:13,575 Sorry, I just-- 33 00:01:13,658 --> 00:01:15,368 I can hear him reacting. 34 00:01:15,452 --> 00:01:16,828 Just get the sun out of your vagina, 35 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:17,829 it was an accident. 36 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:19,497 He doesn't have a vagina. 37 00:01:23,585 --> 00:01:25,545 [SNICKERING] 38 00:01:27,005 --> 00:01:29,174 I don't want you to feel like you're human shields but... 39 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:30,759 Yeah, let's not mince worlds-- words. 40 00:01:30,842 --> 00:01:34,137 You're humans and you're gonna be actin' as shields of the sort. 41 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:36,306 Uh, just so you all know, 42 00:01:36,389 --> 00:01:38,224 I'm gonna be sittin' over here under this umbrella, 43 00:01:38,308 --> 00:01:40,310 makin' out with Miss Oatlash, while y'all were doing that. 44 00:01:40,393 --> 00:01:41,728 So, good luck! 45 00:01:42,645 --> 00:01:44,272 Yeah, good luck, whoo! 46 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:45,857 - Ready. - Don't hammer like a bitch. 47 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:48,443 Cut and action! 48 00:01:49,903 --> 00:01:51,738 Once do the other like tak, tak! 49 00:01:51,821 --> 00:01:52,739 Tak, tak. 50 00:01:52,822 --> 00:01:54,657 [LAUGHTER] 51 00:01:54,866 --> 00:01:56,743 I've got nothin' to fuckin' nail in to. 52 00:01:57,952 --> 00:01:59,037 Okay. 53 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,790 This is one of the worst days... 54 00:02:07,712 --> 00:02:09,255 - Action. - Hey, Padre. 55 00:02:09,339 --> 00:02:10,715 [GRUNTS] 56 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,467 Okay, you fell but your head went forward 57 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:14,594 - instead of backward, on that one. - Oh shit, fuck. 58 00:02:14,803 --> 00:02:16,012 [GRUNTS] 59 00:02:16,888 --> 00:02:19,349 - Brilliant. Get down, get down. - Oh! 60 00:02:20,642 --> 00:02:22,685 - That was it, Dom, that was it there. - Holy shit. 61 00:02:22,769 --> 00:02:23,853 Fuckin' bastard. 62 00:02:23,937 --> 00:02:25,563 So much ketchup on this. 63 00:02:25,647 --> 00:02:27,816 You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, 64 00:02:27,899 --> 00:02:29,567 like that's the whole point, dude. 65 00:02:29,651 --> 00:02:33,279 And I'm just saying, you know that's like an excuse for lazy storytellin'. 66 00:02:33,363 --> 00:02:35,365 J-J-J-J-Just don't sell me shite 67 00:02:35,448 --> 00:02:36,950 and tell me it's gold. 68 00:02:37,033 --> 00:02:38,701 All right, I might be stoned, but I'm not high. 69 00:02:38,785 --> 00:02:39,786 You know what I mean? 70 00:02:41,454 --> 00:02:43,248 [LAUGHING] 71 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,126 Just give me a minute. 72 00:02:47,961 --> 00:02:51,047 Wow, such a lot of tomato sauce. 73 00:02:51,631 --> 00:02:53,091 We're gonna kick his ass. 74 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:55,093 Can I go again? 75 00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:56,761 He's fuckin' yawning! 76 00:02:56,845 --> 00:02:57,846 The amount of times he yawns on all these takes. 77 00:02:57,929 --> 00:02:59,722 - Did you just yawn? - He yawns on my takes every time I'm-- 78 00:02:59,806 --> 00:03:01,015 Yes, well, yo-- 79 00:03:01,099 --> 00:03:02,976 - You yawn on his fuckin' take! - Every time. 80 00:03:03,059 --> 00:03:04,811 Guys, we're still rolling, we're still rolling. 81 00:03:04,894 --> 00:03:06,354 That is hilarious. 82 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:07,313 Constantly doin' it. 83 00:03:07,397 --> 00:03:08,565 Can I-- can I see-- 84 00:03:08,648 --> 00:03:10,358 Nudge me when you do it again so I can watch. 85 00:03:12,902 --> 00:03:14,946 [SPEAKS FAINTLY] 86 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:15,905 From where? 87 00:03:15,989 --> 00:03:18,283 - Shit! - [YELLING] 88 00:03:19,075 --> 00:03:20,618 Not by a long shot. 89 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:25,290 Fuck. 90 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:26,499 I got stuck in it. 91 00:03:27,292 --> 00:03:28,084 Whoa! 92 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:30,003 You ever put the wrong underpants on 93 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:31,754 and just fuckin' immediately regret it, 94 00:03:31,838 --> 00:03:33,339 but do nothin' about it? 95 00:03:33,423 --> 00:03:34,716 Yeah, it's all up me bollocks, 96 00:03:34,841 --> 00:03:36,759 I got a pound of fuckin' half up me ass. 97 00:03:36,843 --> 00:03:38,011 Sorry, love, hello. 98 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:40,722 - The door's fuckin' open, idiot-- - Shut up! 99 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:43,057 Oh, I didn't mean to say fuck. 100 00:03:45,602 --> 00:03:48,229 We don't die, we do-- can't come back. 101 00:03:48,313 --> 00:03:49,355 - Oh, fuck. - Fuck. 102 00:03:50,815 --> 00:03:51,816 Oh, fuckin'! 103 00:03:52,984 --> 00:03:54,319 Oh, fuck it. 104 00:03:55,111 --> 00:03:56,654 You fuckin' fucked it up, I'm sorry there. 105 00:03:56,738 --> 00:03:58,656 My friend needs a fuckin' doctor. 106 00:03:58,740 --> 00:03:59,657 Frickin'. 107 00:04:00,325 --> 00:04:01,618 Sorry for swearing, everybody. 108 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:06,247 [LAUGHTER] 109 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:10,835 That's nice. 110 00:04:10,919 --> 00:04:13,630 Talk of my favorite-- 111 00:04:13,713 --> 00:04:14,881 Talkin' shit. 112 00:04:15,632 --> 00:04:16,925 I don't even understand me. 113 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:18,760 Cut it. 114 00:04:18,843 --> 00:04:20,386 Can we do a sexy version? 115 00:04:22,722 --> 00:04:25,099 ♪ I know everybody saw this ♪ 116 00:04:25,183 --> 00:04:26,684 ♪ Yeah, everybody tells me so ♪ 117 00:04:26,768 --> 00:04:27,518 ♪ Oo-oo-ooh ♪ 118 00:04:27,602 --> 00:04:28,853 ♪ Shake me down ♪ 119 00:04:28,937 --> 00:04:30,021 ♪ Leave me with the pieces ♪ 120 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:32,357 ♪ And begging, let me go ♪ 121 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,692 ♪ Oh ♪ 122 00:04:34,776 --> 00:04:35,777 We start down. 123 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:38,488 Yeah, but, but-- yeah, I'm worried about this. 124 00:04:39,614 --> 00:04:41,658 You want to see my-- if you see my naked balls, 125 00:04:41,741 --> 00:04:42,659 it's your own fault, man. 126 00:04:42,742 --> 00:04:45,495 No you don't have to, leave your underwear on. You cover it. 127 00:04:45,954 --> 00:04:47,914 As I roll down, how about reclining? 128 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:49,666 Sit normal. 129 00:04:49,749 --> 00:04:50,833 Sit how you shit! 130 00:04:50,917 --> 00:04:52,377 Good, ready? 131 00:04:54,087 --> 00:04:56,047 Put your eyes to the lens 132 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:58,549 and concentrate on your job now, please. 133 00:04:59,175 --> 00:05:00,301 - All right? - Okay. 134 00:05:01,928 --> 00:05:03,554 I don't know whether it's gonna get any better. 135 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:05,807 And that's a fuckin' wrap.