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We pay $5,000 per unit.

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However, if you're willing
to give more than 10%,

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purchase price doubles.

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Payment is made in full
on the day of removal.

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There's also a standard
confidentiality clause.

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That's detailed on page seven of the release.

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Do you have any questions?

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Yes.

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Will it hurt?

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I told you, don't worry about that.

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I'm allowed to worry.

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I'm your wife.

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The procedure itself doesn't hurt.

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Some donors complain of fatigue
accompanied by minor headaches.

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Nothing that a few aspirin won't fix.

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Yes, but, will he be...

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The long-term effects?

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Yeah, a common question.

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The simple answer, as far as we can tell,

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based on, now, thousands of clinical trials,

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is there aren't any.

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But would you like some more time
to think it over?

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We don't have time.

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The mortgage company
is breathing down our backs,

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and your sister's not gonna
bail us out this time.

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Look, what about 10%? Is that enough?

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Absolutely.

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But remember, 15 is double the price.

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Trust me.

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You won't even miss it.

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Ready?

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Be as still as possible.

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We're done.

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I gave him a mild sedative,
so he should sleep through the night.

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Three.

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You got it.

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Yeah. Here you go. Thank you.

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I started to have second thoughts,

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and then I had second thoughts
about the second thoughts.

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Millie? Look who's here.

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Millie?

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Are you ready, hon?

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Now, I need something
that belongs to Mildred

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so that I can confirm this is a match.

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Thank you.

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Good. It's close enough.

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What now?

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Now
we turn it into a consumable.

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Okay, Mildred.

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Can you do this for me?

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Say "ah..."

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Ah...

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Very good.

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Sweetheart.

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How do you feel?

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Richard?

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Let me help you out.

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The first bunny ear,
he meets the second bunny ear.

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Over, round...

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All right.

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All right.

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What's up with him?

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He's French.

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What are we having here then?

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Reddi-wip, marshmallows,
hot fudge. My God!

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First one's for you.

67
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Well, I'm bloody honored.

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You're cooking.

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Yeah. So?

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So, nothing.

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I love your cooking.

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Get the fire extinguisher.

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Funny.

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Now you get to set the table.

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So, listen,
I wanna talk to you about yesterday.

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Yeah?

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Look. You know what I mean.
I know we both said some things there...

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"Said some things," honestly,

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it sounds like a bloody lover's quarrel.

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Look, what I'm trying to tell you

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is I can be a real bastard
without even trying and I'm sorry.

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All right?

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Don't worry about it.

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Yeah?

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That's good.

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You got anything you wanna say to me?

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You're forgiven.

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00:10:03,521 --> 00:10:04,563
So...

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What are we doing today?

90
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I've heard there's this place in the Quarter

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where they shoot you in the chest for money.

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I think that might be fun.

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- What?
- Yeah.

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You wear a vest and that. It's a game.

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Where they pay you to get shot in the chest?

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Yeah, or you pay them.
That part was unclear.

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Well, we could get shot in the chest
for unclear reasons,

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or we could do what we came to do
in the first place and look for God.

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Where exactly in the Quarter was this, Cass?

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All right. Searching for God it is then.

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There's a bunch of jazz clubs left.
We could hit those.

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- More marshmallow?
- No, no.

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Let's let the diabetes
take its own time, shall we?

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Or the crypto-fascists Lara told me about.

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The men in the white suits.

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I'm telling you now,
when it comes to crypto-fascists,

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the Reptilians,
they're gonna be way more likely.

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Who's Lara?

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- This lounge singer I met.
- Mmm...

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Lara, the lounge singer.

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That's right, I remember now.
You were quite excited about her.

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No, I wasn't.

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Yes, you were. You come in all flustered-like.

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No, I was excited by the lead she gave me.

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Not her.

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Mmm.

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I wasn't being defensive.

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She was in trouble. I helped her.

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- That's it.
- Okay, good.

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Now the God audition seems like a dead end.

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All we have is a hand shooting a gun.

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So, good to find out

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- who shot that bloody gun.
- Yeah.

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Why don't we just zoom in
on the serial number?

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- "Helping's" good.
- It is good.

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- What?
- On the gun.

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I said it was good.

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Zoom in on the serial number

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and then trace it back to the owner.

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It's always good to give a girl

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a good helping whenever you can.

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Just like they do in the shows, and that.

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I couldn't agree with you more.
What are you talking about?

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I'm talking about zooming in on the
gun to find out who shot it.

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- You just zoom in, then you...
- Okay. Seriously.

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What the hell happened
with you and this girl?

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I didn't marry her, Tulip.

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I'll tell you that much.

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Which one?

140
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Tell me.

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That one.

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Don't make me shoot you, man.

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I'll do it.

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I swear.

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I'll do it.

146
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Where's the Preacher?

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Ain't no preacher here, man.

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I'm a Jew!

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You know, zoom in, resolve.

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"Hold on. Is that a clue there?"

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You know, like they do in the shows.

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Hmm.

153
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Preacher?

154
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Are you serious, man?

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No!

156
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Don't make me bust you up!

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When you say "the shows,"
you mean TV shows that take place,

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say, in outer space or the Pentagon?

159
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Yeah, but we don't do any of that.

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We take the tapes down to the Circuit Works,

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and we let the Dork Docs
do all the bloody faffing about

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with their technicological software, and that.

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- That so, huh?
- Yeah.

164
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Just love me TV shows, all right?

165
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Which shows do you watch, exactly?

166
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I love 'em all.
High-school shows, law shows, love them.

167
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Love serial killers and stuff like that.

168
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Terrorist attacks, comedians.

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I love reality TV,

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you know, like eejits just riding

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around the world on motorcycles,

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and fat women looking for prizes.

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So basically, you watch trash TV.

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I do not
just basically watch trash TV at all.

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It's really... You get a survey

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on the human experience, all right?

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Watching those fat ladies transform
is a beautiful thing, it's wonderful.

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Then they finally learn to love themselves,

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and sometimes the producers even pay
to get rid of their stretch marks.

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You really ought to try watching it,
it's very neat.

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Hey, guys.

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Fiore's dead.

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Dead, dead?

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Wait. The angel from the casino?

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I thought he was, like... He couldn't die.

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I guess not.

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Apparently a cowboy shot him
and he never came back.

188
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So what do we do now?

189
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,764
What, about the indestructible angel killer?

190
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I think it's pretty clear that we run.

191
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We can't run forever.

192
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He'll just keep finding us.

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Unless you stop using

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the power.

195
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That's how he keeps tracking us, right?

196
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,152
No, I need that to help me find God.

197
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Well, I don't know what then.

198
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Why doesn't the Word work on him?

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It works on everyone else.
It works on angels, people.

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It works on Cassidy.

201
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It does, that.

202
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The Saint made a deal with the angel.

203
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Something he could get,
something he wanted

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in exchange for destroying Genesis.

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That's his weakness.

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00:16:43,087 --> 00:16:45,839
Yeah, right. Like Superman has kryptonite,

207
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:47,633
Spider-Man has his Mary Jane,

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we've just gotta find out
what the Saint's weakness is.

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00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,929
Great. Let's do that then.

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00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,931
How exactly do we do that, though?

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We read.

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00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:04,858
Check it out.

213
00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:07,444
I used to drop acid
and flick through these for hours, man.

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Uh-huh...

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00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:14,410
Really?

216
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:15,786
A book on tape?

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00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,496
Still a book.

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<i>Hello.</i>

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<i>You're listening to
another edition of</i> American Psychopaths.

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<i>Chapter 57, "The Saint of Killers."</i>

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<i>Our story begins in 1861.</i>

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<i>Our backdrop?</i>

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<i>The American Civil War.</i>

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<i>Before he was a myth,</i>

225
00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:45,315
<i>our subject was a man
fighting for the Confederate Army.</i>

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<i>Some called him heartless. Others, insane.</i>

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<i>His compatriots dubbed him
"the Butcher of Gettysburg",</i>

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<i>but all wars come to an end.</i>

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<i>Until one day, as fate would have it,
he fell in love.</i>

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<i>She hailed from Laredo,
a Christian girl of German descent.</i>

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00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:10,090
<i>It wasn't long till they were wed,</i>

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<i>and sooner still, she gave him a daughter.</i>

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<i>And for a time, the cowboy was at peace.</i>

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<i>But fortune favors the wind.</i>

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<i>The cowboy lost his wife
and daughter to disease.</i>

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<i>Legend says that in that moment,</i>

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<i>his soul shattered into a million pieces,</i>

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<i>scattering to the four corners of the Earth.</i>

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<i>Hate became the blood
coursing through his veins.</i>

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<i>The only living man without a soul.</i>

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<i>On that fateful day,</i>

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00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:53,634
<i>the cowboy became
the grim, taciturn, implacable killing machine</i>

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<i>known commonly as the Saint of Killers.</i>

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00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,556
<i>But our story doesn't end here.</i>

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00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:04,561
<i>The Saint sought bloody revenge
on the town of Ratwater,</i>

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00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:11,819
<i>dying there in the famous tornado of 1881.</i>

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00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:15,405
<i>But soulless men have no place in Paradise,</i>

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<i>and God banished him to the netherworld,</i>

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<i>imprisoned and forced to relive
his most injurious memory</i>

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<i>over, and over, and over again.</i>

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<i>It's there he rots,
the most hated man in Heaven,</i>

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<i>the most dreaded in Hell,</i>

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<i>rumored to be feared by Satan himself.</i>

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<i>We hope you enjoyed this edition
of</i> American Psychopaths.

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<i>Join us next time
for Chapter 58, "Dick Cheney."</i>

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All right, weaknesses.

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I'm gonna start.

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00:19:56,446 --> 00:20:00,325
He's not very well-liked,
which is a weakness of a sort.

259
00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:05,289
He is also a vicious,
child-murdering maniac with no soul.

260
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:07,040
Although in this case,

261
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:08,750
you know, that might be a strength.
I don't know.

262
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,294
He lost his family.

263
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:15,299
Now, I don't know
if that's a weakness so much as a...

264
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,593
A thing that happened.

265
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,930
- You know what?
- Holy mother of bleeding shite!

266
00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:23,682
I forgot about Denis.

267
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,238
<i>Denis! Denis,
don't go back to the apartment!</i>

268
00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:39,448
Cassidy?

269
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:40,991
<i>Denis, listen to me...</i>

270
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,911
<i>There's an intruder! Do you hear me?</i>

271
00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:44,995
<i>Intruder!</i>

272
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:47,039
<i>Bloody hell!</i>

273
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,498
<i>Don't open that door!</i>

274
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,085
Shut your French mouth! Listen to me!

275
00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:53,420
Don't open the door.

276
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,967
Intruder, Denis! Death!

277
00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,052
<i>Christ!</i>

278
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,431
<i>Intruder, Denis!</i>

279
00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:17,110
It's too late.

280
00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:19,237
Give me the phone.

281
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:22,366
I'm here.

282
00:21:25,369 --> 00:21:26,620
<i>I'm here.</i>

283
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,381
Don't hurt him.

284
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,841
I'm coming.

285
00:22:20,257 --> 00:22:21,925
Say your prayers, Preacher.

286
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:26,096
Kill me and the deal's off.

287
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:29,975
That's right.

288
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:34,604
The angel told me about it.

289
00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:37,315
Fiore.

290
00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:40,027
You don't know shit.

291
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:42,320
Kill me then.

292
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,739
See what happens.

293
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:44,865
Uh-huh.

294
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,368
That's the idea.

295
00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:51,788
Or see what doesn't happen.

296
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:57,419
The old man doesn't matter now.

297
00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:00,130
Let him go.

298
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,973
Talk quick before
I lose this bullet in your skull.

299
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,977
You think you're working for God, don't you?

300
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:17,147
Kill the Preacher,

301
00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:19,941
and God will give you what you want.

302
00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:23,070
'Cause I got some bad news for you.

303
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:26,323
God ain't giving you shit.

304
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,451
He's gone.

305
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,925
Prove it.

306
00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:47,594
<i>...rest well, my child,</i>

307
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:50,430
<i>your suffering</i>

308
00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:53,225
<i>is my suffering,</i>

309
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,145
<i>I shall soothe your pain</i>

310
00:23:58,230 --> 00:24:00,899
<i>and dry your tears.</i>

311
00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:05,237
What is this thing?

312
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,531
<i>Your suffering is my suffering.
That just kills me.</i>

313
00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,074
That's a television.

314
00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:11,409
That's an actor.

315
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:13,370
This whole thing's a cover-up.

316
00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:18,208
The real God left us down on Earth
to fend for ourselves.

317
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:19,751
Where is He?

318
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:20,877
I don't know.

319
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,339
But I know what you want.

320
00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:27,217
You wanna go to Heaven.

321
00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:31,096
God won't get you there.

322
00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:32,973
<i>...and know the signs of the world to come!</i>

323
00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:34,558
Not anymore.

324
00:24:36,017 --> 00:24:38,186
You leave us alone, I can.

325
00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:43,400
Can you now?

326
00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:47,320
Why did the angels send for you to kill me?

327
00:24:47,404 --> 00:24:48,780
Genesis.

328
00:24:50,157 --> 00:24:52,242
I got a power inside me.

329
00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:54,995
A power that rivals God's.

330
00:24:56,121 --> 00:24:59,624
I can command anyone in the universe
to do my bidding.

331
00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:01,585
I can call upon the angels.

332
00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:04,588
I can send a man to Hell if I want.

333
00:25:06,923 --> 00:25:08,675
I've done it before.

334
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:13,471
I can send you to Heaven.

335
00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:22,772
Do you know what it takes
to get me to Heaven?

336
00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:25,317
What I need?

337
00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:28,612
And you can get that?

338
00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:33,617
Where?

339
00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:37,162
Nice try.

340
00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:41,833
You're going to have to trust me.

341
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,213
I know it's not a great deal, but...

342
00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:48,673
It's the only deal you got.

343
00:25:48,757 --> 00:25:49,966
<i>Yes!</i>

344
00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,016
You got one hour.

345
00:26:00,977 --> 00:26:02,312
One hour.

346
00:26:03,939 --> 00:26:05,523
One more thing...

347
00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:18,495
What happened?

348
00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:20,247
He took the deal.

349
00:26:22,832 --> 00:26:24,167
But you have to stay.

350
00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:26,378
All three of you.

351
00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:35,303
What about you?

352
00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:38,056
I have to go get him something.

353
00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:39,599
What?

354
00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:43,561
A soul.

355
00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:45,897
Upstairs.

356
00:26:50,694 --> 00:26:52,570
- How the heck are you gonna...
- It's all right.

357
00:26:54,322 --> 00:26:55,573
I can do it.

358
00:26:56,157 --> 00:26:57,367
Now.

359
00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:04,708
Come on, Denis.

360
00:27:12,215 --> 00:27:13,633
One hour, Preacher.

361
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,980
Afternoon, Father.

362
00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:28,690
Pick up for the Monsignor?

363
00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:33,111
Rub in twice a day on the infected area.
He'll be fine.

364
00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:34,779
I don't know the Monsignor.

365
00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:36,823
I need a soul. To buy.

366
00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:38,033
From you. Right now.

367
00:27:38,116 --> 00:27:39,659
No idea what you're talking about.

368
00:27:39,909 --> 00:27:41,244
No?

369
00:27:41,328 --> 00:27:43,163
You have a set of pull needles right there.

370
00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:45,832
Somewhere else in here you got

371
00:27:45,915 --> 00:27:49,961
an uprooter, a pump, a scale and a spinner.

372
00:27:51,129 --> 00:27:54,174
Papa Bebe's been selling souls
for over 150 years.

373
00:27:54,966 --> 00:27:57,385
So you know exactly what I'm talking about.

374
00:27:57,469 --> 00:27:58,803
Who the hell are you?

375
00:28:01,473 --> 00:28:03,141
I'm Jesse L'Angelle.

376
00:28:11,566 --> 00:28:12,984
I'm gonna need a match for this.

377
00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:14,277
Something exotic probably.

378
00:28:14,444 --> 00:28:15,528
I'll say.

379
00:28:15,612 --> 00:28:18,156
I don't have much time,
so I need to see the inventory.

380
00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:21,409
Brother, I don't have any inventory.

381
00:28:22,035 --> 00:28:23,620
- What you talking about?
- I was pushed out.

382
00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:25,246
Haven't sold a soul in almost 10 years.

383
00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:26,331
Pushed out by who?

384
00:28:26,414 --> 00:28:28,875
- The mother-loving Japanese.
- The...

385
00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:31,419
These Land of the Rising sons of bitches

386
00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:33,630
went high-tech, high-volume, fractional.

387
00:28:34,172 --> 00:28:35,465
Fractions? Of souls?

388
00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:36,716
Making a killing, too.

389
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,387
Brainy little bastards
came up with all sorts of applications for it.

390
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,222
Pretty much cornered the market.

391
00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:44,265
- What about Normeana's?
- Pushed 'em out, too.

392
00:28:45,141 --> 00:28:46,101
Scratchy's?

393
00:28:46,184 --> 00:28:50,105
Miss Julie's, Black Lake Emporio,
Little John's Voodoo,

394
00:28:50,188 --> 00:28:51,606
Mother Kuberday's.

395
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:52,982
They buried us all.

396
00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:55,944
Angelville?

397
00:28:56,152 --> 00:28:57,320
Hanging on by a thread.

398
00:29:00,115 --> 00:29:01,866
There has to be some other way.

399
00:29:02,992 --> 00:29:04,077
There has to be.

400
00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:09,290
Well, speak of the devils and they appear.

401
00:29:09,374 --> 00:29:11,167
Time for their boudin sausages.

402
00:29:12,001 --> 00:29:14,254
5:15, like clockwork.

403
00:29:14,671 --> 00:29:16,214
Freakin' robots.

404
00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:24,764
TAMASHII URESHII IKU IKU
SOUL HAPPY GO GO

405
00:29:24,848 --> 00:29:25,932
That's the Japanese?

406
00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:27,809
Small world, ain't it?

407
00:29:27,892 --> 00:29:29,060
Too small if you ask me.

408
00:29:29,144 --> 00:29:31,187
There are souls on that truck?

409
00:29:31,688 --> 00:29:32,730
Yep.

410
00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:34,732
Yours for the taking,
if you got, like, a bajillion dollars.

411
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:46,453
<i>Could the avocado toast be the brunch...</i>

412
00:29:48,413 --> 00:29:49,414
Hey.

413
00:29:49,706 --> 00:29:52,876
<i>...further explore
this topic, I'm joined by Professor...</i>

414
00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:55,295
Open the door.

415
00:30:03,261 --> 00:30:04,262
Hey.

416
00:30:04,387 --> 00:30:06,389
<i>Just wondering how it was all going.</i>

417
00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:07,891
You close?

418
00:30:09,476 --> 00:30:12,061
Yep, I'd say I'm pretty close.

419
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,022
<i>Okay, 'cause...</i>

420
00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:16,733
Denis is pretty sick.

421
00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:19,110
<i>He doesn't have his medicine.</i>

422
00:30:19,402 --> 00:30:20,570
<i>Jesse?</i>

423
00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:22,864
<i>- You still there?</i>
- Yeah, that's great.

424
00:30:23,406 --> 00:30:24,532
<i>Hey, while I have you...</i>

425
00:30:24,699 --> 00:30:26,743
Any idea how to break
into an armored truck?

426
00:30:26,868 --> 00:30:28,369
<i>What? Where are you?</i>

427
00:30:28,453 --> 00:30:29,954
I'm trying to break into an armored truck.

428
00:30:30,246 --> 00:30:32,290
- What?
- I'll explain when I get home.

429
00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:36,085
Okay, uh...

430
00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:41,132
Do you got...
Okay, you got any D batteries on you?

431
00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:42,675
- No.
<i>- Phone line?</i>

432
00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:44,552
- Nope.
- Burner phone?

433
00:30:44,636 --> 00:30:47,805
Plastic Dixie cups? A bag of lawn fertilizer?

434
00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:51,017
I'm standing on the street
in the middle of the Bywater, Tulip.

435
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:52,769
I don't have lawn fertilizer.

436
00:30:56,272 --> 00:30:57,273
But I can get some.

437
00:31:05,782 --> 00:31:06,741
Now what?

438
00:31:06,824 --> 00:31:07,825
Now I'd get back.

439
00:31:27,345 --> 00:31:28,721
I'll call you back.

440
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:33,643
He's gonna call back.

441
00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:42,110
All the time in the world,
and I never learned how to speak French.

442
00:31:44,779 --> 00:31:46,239
He's your dad, isn't he?

443
00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:49,367
Your uncle or something?

444
00:31:51,452 --> 00:31:52,829
No.

445
00:31:54,497 --> 00:31:55,999
He's my son.

446
00:31:57,792 --> 00:31:58,835
No way.

447
00:32:00,670 --> 00:32:01,713
Way.

448
00:32:03,339 --> 00:32:05,133
Hard luck, uh?

449
00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:10,096
Having me for a da.

450
00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:18,938
Tulip? Tulip?

451
00:32:26,904 --> 00:32:28,114
He's sick.

452
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:32,118
The old man.

453
00:32:34,621 --> 00:32:35,913
Cassidy's son.

454
00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:41,294
He needs medicine, so let him go.

455
00:32:46,633 --> 00:32:47,675
Look...

456
00:32:48,259 --> 00:32:50,803
You'll still have the two of us,

457
00:32:50,887 --> 00:32:52,680
so I really don't see why not.

458
00:33:07,362 --> 00:33:09,364
I read about your little girl.

459
00:33:14,911 --> 00:33:15,912
What would you do if it was...

460
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:28,132
Preacher's not here by 6:00,
medicine won't help.

461
00:33:46,442 --> 00:33:47,819
Are you all right?

462
00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:50,947
He, um...

463
00:33:54,158 --> 00:33:55,618
He touched me.

464
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,127
Tell 'em to open up.

465
00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:12,260
Hurry up!

466
00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:21,644
I need a soul that matches this bullet.

467
00:34:24,439 --> 00:34:25,481
I don't have this.

468
00:34:25,606 --> 00:34:26,607
No match?

469
00:34:27,608 --> 00:34:28,735
In all of these souls?

470
00:34:28,818 --> 00:34:29,986
This one's rare.

471
00:34:30,069 --> 00:34:31,195
Try it anyway.

472
00:34:31,279 --> 00:34:32,447
Do you know who you're stealing from?

473
00:34:32,530 --> 00:34:33,531
Do it.

474
00:34:38,327 --> 00:34:39,495
None of these match.

475
00:34:39,704 --> 00:34:41,789
I told you. It's rare.

476
00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:45,001
A vault? A storage area?

477
00:34:45,084 --> 00:34:46,085
In Osaka.

478
00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:50,965
What about a soul that doesn't match?

479
00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:53,176
It's like organ donation.

480
00:34:53,342 --> 00:34:56,012
The body would reject,
say, a kidney if it wasn't the right type.

481
00:34:56,637 --> 00:34:57,638
What's your type?

482
00:35:09,859 --> 00:35:10,985
Damn it.

483
00:35:19,410 --> 00:35:20,620
- Hey.
- You get it?

484
00:35:20,703 --> 00:35:21,704
<i>Yeah.</i>

485
00:35:22,246 --> 00:35:23,831
- Almost.
<i>- Almost?</i>

486
00:35:26,793 --> 00:35:27,794
You're not gonna make it, are you?

487
00:35:27,919 --> 00:35:28,920
No, I am. I am.

488
00:35:29,337 --> 00:35:30,379
I'm on my way.

489
00:35:33,216 --> 00:35:34,217
Okay.

490
00:35:37,345 --> 00:35:38,513
See you then.

491
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,735
What about me?

492
00:35:54,779 --> 00:35:56,239
What about my soul?

493
00:35:56,364 --> 00:35:57,990
We could test it if you want to.

494
00:36:22,557 --> 00:36:24,392
What is the least I can give?

495
00:36:24,934 --> 00:36:25,977
1%.

496
00:36:29,856 --> 00:36:31,023
You won't even miss it.

497
00:36:43,744 --> 00:36:45,830
Can't this thing go any faster?

498
00:36:45,913 --> 00:36:46,956
Can't rush it.

499
00:36:55,423 --> 00:36:56,632
Get lost!

500
00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:16,193
Time's up.

501
00:37:16,652 --> 00:37:17,778
Don't!

502
00:37:18,195 --> 00:37:20,156
Wait! Wait, he'll be here!

503
00:37:20,615 --> 00:37:22,241
He'll be here, you moron!

504
00:37:35,421 --> 00:37:36,464
Stop!

505
00:37:39,133 --> 00:37:40,343
I'm here.

506
00:37:46,974 --> 00:37:48,351
- This is ridiculous. Right?
- Nope.

507
00:37:54,023 --> 00:37:55,191
That's a soul?

508
00:37:56,359 --> 00:37:57,360
Mmm-hmm.

509
00:37:58,027 --> 00:38:00,529
How do you know about all this stuff?

510
00:38:02,949 --> 00:38:04,533
Family business.

511
00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:08,204
I gotta get them to a hospital.

512
00:38:08,871 --> 00:38:09,997
You okay?

513
00:38:10,206 --> 00:38:11,207
Mmm-hmm.

514
00:38:13,709 --> 00:38:14,794
You?

515
00:38:14,877 --> 00:38:15,878
I'll be fine.

516
00:38:18,005 --> 00:38:19,507
Hey, come on, Denis.

517
00:38:20,841 --> 00:38:23,386
Come on, son. Let's get you fixed up.

518
00:38:48,577 --> 00:38:49,745
Give it to me.

519
00:38:57,044 --> 00:38:58,129
Where did you get it?

520
00:39:01,799 --> 00:39:03,426
It's yours...

521
00:39:04,427 --> 00:39:05,428
Is it?

522
00:39:22,945 --> 00:39:24,447
Get on your knees.

523
00:39:26,699 --> 00:39:29,618
You're about to enter
the Kingdom of Heaven.

524
00:39:30,036 --> 00:39:32,329
I don't get on my knees for no one.
Not anymore.

525
00:39:33,831 --> 00:39:35,708
I said,
get on your knees!

526
00:39:44,133 --> 00:39:45,843
What did you do?

527
00:39:47,636 --> 00:39:50,723
"The only living man without a soul."

528
00:39:51,807 --> 00:39:54,477
That's why the Word didn't work on you.

529
00:39:55,394 --> 00:39:56,729
You didn't have a soul.

530
00:39:58,606 --> 00:40:00,316
But now...

531
00:40:01,025 --> 00:40:02,818
Now... Drop it!

532
00:40:03,569 --> 00:40:06,655
Disarm. The gun, sabre.

533
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,369
A cop-killing,

534
00:40:12,453 --> 00:40:14,580
child-murdering son of a bitch

535
00:40:14,663 --> 00:40:16,290
trying to make his way
through the pearly gates?

536
00:40:16,373 --> 00:40:18,709
You really think
there's a place for you in Heaven?

537
00:40:19,001 --> 00:40:21,378
Up there with your wife and child?

538
00:40:22,004 --> 00:40:24,465
Living in peace for all eternity?

539
00:40:25,883 --> 00:40:27,093
No.

540
00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:30,012
I'll tell you where you belong.

541
00:40:30,346 --> 00:40:33,015
Right back in Hell.
And that's where I'm gonna send you.

542
00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:35,017
I told you I did it before.

543
00:40:36,769 --> 00:40:38,437
Go ahead, Preacher.

544
00:40:39,146 --> 00:40:40,898
Send me to Hell.

545
00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:45,361
Along with your filthy stinking soul.

546
00:40:51,867 --> 00:40:52,993
Do it!

547
00:41:07,591 --> 00:41:09,385
Let's go for a drive.

548
00:41:14,723 --> 00:41:18,519
<i>Jesus is there for you</i>

549
00:41:24,608 --> 00:41:28,612
<i>Jesus is there for you</i>

550
00:41:34,201 --> 00:41:37,997
<i>All you gotta do is call</i>

551
00:41:44,461 --> 00:41:49,008
<i>All you gotta do is call</i>

552
00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:05,065
Preacher!

553
00:42:17,953 --> 00:42:22,082
<i>Jesus is there for you</i>

554
00:42:22,791 --> 00:42:26,921
<i>Jesus'll fix it for you</i>

555
00:42:28,714 --> 00:42:32,218
Preacher!

556
00:42:32,635 --> 00:42:35,804
<i>All you got to do is</i>

557
00:42:37,389 --> 00:42:41,101
<i>No, Lord</i>

558
00:42:51,195 --> 00:42:52,738
Bollocks, this is ridiculous.

559
00:42:52,821 --> 00:42:54,323
Denis...

560
00:42:55,824 --> 00:42:58,410
Would you just do the...
Do the remote for me?

561
00:42:58,494 --> 00:43:00,079
My fingers are still growing in.

562
00:43:00,162 --> 00:43:02,122
All right, so check it out.

563
00:43:02,498 --> 00:43:06,502
DVD, Blu-ray, got a PlayStation, Denis, see?

564
00:43:06,710 --> 00:43:08,629
PlayStation, <i>Rock It Five.</i>

565
00:43:08,837 --> 00:43:09,838
That's for you, Tulip.

566
00:43:10,005 --> 00:43:11,006
<i>...lobby.</i>

567
00:43:11,423 --> 00:43:12,675
Do you like it?

568
00:43:12,758 --> 00:43:13,884
<i>Tres</i> nice, right?

569
00:43:15,010 --> 00:43:16,011
<i>Lobby, please.</i>

570
00:43:17,763 --> 00:43:19,682
<i>Watch those sudden stops, boy!</i>

571
00:43:20,349 --> 00:43:21,809
<i>Somebody could get hurt.</i>

572
00:43:23,602 --> 00:43:25,271
<i>That's a big place here.</i>

573
00:43:25,479 --> 00:43:26,438
You all right?

574
00:43:26,522 --> 00:43:29,233
<i>They've got
their Christmas decorations up already.</i>

575
00:43:29,316 --> 00:43:30,859
<i>That's smart of them.</i>