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Do you like it?
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It's fine.
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Fine?
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I didn't marry you for your cooking.
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Where is it?
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It's a miracle!
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Praise God!
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Move.
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Shit.
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This one's for you, Charlie.
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Oh, crap.
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Time is running out!
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It won't be long now!
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Y'all can try to ignore it.
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But it's gonna be hard to ignore
when your face is on fire!
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It's all about to be over! Over!
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Over!
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Look for the signs,
you sorry sons of bitches.
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'Cause shit is about to get real!
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So, no God,
no men in white suits, no nothing.
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Maybe I was wrong about this place.
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Maybe it was a bad idea.
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Nope. New Orleans is never
a bad idea, all right?
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Look, there's more to the city
than bloody jazz and almost getting killed.
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I think we should just take a break,
have some fun. Yeah?
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I know Denis knows what I'm talking about.
Isn't that right, Denis?
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What do you think?
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Mmm?
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Me? Yeah. I'm up for whatever.
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I know just the place.
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Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
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four, three, two, one!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Hold up, hold up.
Excuse me, excuse me.
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All you gotta do is get shot and stand up?
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Heck, my boyfriend will do that!
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What? No. I'm not sure I wanna try.
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Oh, come on.
It's like a what? Like a bee sting, right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Like a bee sting.
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Excuse me. Hold on now, hold on.
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What do you think
the good Lord would say about this?
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I think He'd say, "Go back to your choirboys,
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"and mind your own business, Preacher."
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Listen to your hearts, men.
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Ask yourselves.
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Is this really the right thing to do?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize this was ladies' night.
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Now, I got a bunch of money.
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You got a bunch of guns.
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So, why don't y'all stop being a bunch of
bitches and shoot my boyfriend?
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What's your pleasure?
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Oh! Um...
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The big ones pay more, right?
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Okay. So, in that case...
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Why not choose the biggest one?
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The big one.
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- The biggest?
- If you have such a love for money,
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and so little love for life,
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why not pick the biggest one they got?
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Or maybe it's ladies' night, after all?
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I think one of the smaller...
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All right. Biggest one it is.
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You got it.
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Oh, dear God.
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You got this, okay?
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Remember. Just hold your breath.
And I love you.
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I love you, too.
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Parli d'amore...
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Uh...
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All right, gentlemen...
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Sweetie? Sweetie? Honey?
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He's gone.
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What?
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No!
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Someone call the police!
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You're all witnesses.
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I call upon your Christian sense of decency
to stand up and give your account.
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Here.
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You okay?
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You kidding me? Open bar.
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In new footage
from the Nghe An province of Vietnam,
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we're witnessing
what some are referring to as a miracle,
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and what others are dismissing
as a simple hoax.
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As a local pig has achieved
what appears to be...
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...a form of levitation or "floating."
Currently, experts...
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Home.
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I am having fun.
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Yeah, that kiss with Cass looked pretty fun.
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Very convincing.
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Yeah.
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Come on. You'll sleep tonight.
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I don't wanna sleep, Jesse.
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How many times do I have tell you?
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What is your problem?
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Ever since the Saint, you've been...
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What's your problem, huh?
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- Let's go.
- Let's just go yourself.
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- You can't just...
- "You can't just..."
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- Repeat everything...
- "Repeat everything..."
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- I say.
- "I say."
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That's not a comeback...
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He's gone, right?
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You sent him back to Hell?
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He's gone.
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Come on. Let's go home.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Where you going? The night's still young.
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We haven't even drank the Armagnac yet.
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Bollocks. Sorry about that, Denis.
Go on. You were sayin'?
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- Yeah.
- I'm happy, too.
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All right.
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Excuse me. I couldn't help overhearing.
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This man has been trying to tell you
that he's very unhappy.
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Yeah? And what the hell
would you know about it?
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I'm a French professor from Tulane.
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Oh, right. Could you...
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Would you mind, Professor?
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Mmm-hmm.
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He, and my condolences,
says that he is dying.
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What?
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Congestive heart disease.
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He's been telling you that
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you've been an awful, selfish, absent father.
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He keeps repeating
that there's something you could do, though,
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that would make it all up to him.
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Yeah.
What is it? I'll do anything.
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He says that he wants to live forever.
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And he thinks that you can help him do that.
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What?
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No, no, no. No.
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Absolutely, absolutely not.
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Do you hear me?
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No.
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He said then, he will die hating you.
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Yeah, most people do.
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...or, yes, pig.
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Meanwhile, media specialists
speculate that this may simply be
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a viral marketing ploy
publicizing an, as yet, unrevealed film
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or, perhaps, a weight loss drug.
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Yes, it's serious.
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They're praying to a pig.
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This will require resources.
Prep the invalid scientist.
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Mmm.
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No, no. I expect we'll need
an extra 30 operatives
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all fully equipped with, uh...
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Second thought, never mind.
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I have the situation under control.
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You missed a spot.
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I'm so sorry.
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Don't worry, little boy.
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I was young and careless.
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Once.
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Klaus Helmut Starr.
Born in Hamburg, Germany.
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Only child of parents killed in a plane crash,
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orphaned at age four.
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Currently, Lieutenant Colonel
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of Germany's GSG-Nine
Elite Anti-Terrorism unit,
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where your exploits were...
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Numerous.
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How was your flight?
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I hope you found the hotel accommodating.
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I was told there'd be women.
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Women?
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A high-end brothel
staffed entirely by Ukrainian runaways.
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There will be women. In time.
If that's your desire.
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But it's my impression, Herr Starr,
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that what you really want
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is "to sweep the streets clean
of the parasites that befoul our society,
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"and create a civilization
based on the principles of absolute order
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"and uncompromising discipline."
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Your words, I believe.
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What if I told you
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that our organization
feels exactly the same way you do?
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Like a 10-inch dick,
I'd need to see it to believe it.
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And maybe you shall.
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Tell me...
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Are you Christian, Herr Starr?
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Does it make a difference?
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This is just the first step
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in our organization's
rigorous screening process.
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Only the most deserving
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and, yes, pious candidates
will be considered.
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Then I am very much a Christian.
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He's one of mine.
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Shit. Shit.
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Shit. Shit.
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Time's up.
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Hear me and tremble.
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And know the signs of the world to come!
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Look for the changes,
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for things impossible.
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The dying land, the falling sky,
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the beasts of the field
thrown into confusion...
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Hey. How'd you sleep?
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I dreamt about him again.
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And Cassidy's fingers
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falling like French fries on TV.
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I'm sorry.
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You were late.
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I almost didn't make it.
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- I know, I...
- I mean, if it hadn't been for Cassidy...
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I had my hands pretty full myself.
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I got back, I stopped him. That's it.
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Can't you feel it, Jesse?
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Hmm?
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That...
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That "something's not right" feeling?
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No, I can't.
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Don't know what to tell you, Tulip.
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Where are you goin'?
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I'm gonna go and talk to a man
about the end of the world.
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You wanna come?
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'Course you don't.
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- Where's Cassidy?
- I don't know.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Oh, bollocks. Not again.
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Today,
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you will compete in a series of trials
designed to test your abilities.
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You have all been selected
because you are, simply put, the best.
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The strongest,
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the smartest,
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the most able.
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And yet, only one of you
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will prove worthy enough to join our ranks.
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But before we begin,
are there any questions?
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Do you validate parking?
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No, we do not.
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£12 an hour, and you don't validate.
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It's standard policy.
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Then it should have been clearly stated,
as such, beforehand.
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So that I may have found street parking.
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Or, more likely, given
the failure of this organization to, in any way,
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convenience me, not come at all.
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Validate his car.
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But, Starr,
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from here on out, we do the testing.
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He was just a rookie trooper
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And he surely shook with fright
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He checked all his equipment
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And made sure his pack was tight
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He had to sit and listen
to the awful engines roar
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You ain't gonna jump no more...
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We've come a long way
when it comes to weapons of warfare.
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But sometimes, there is no substitution
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for hand-to-hand violence.
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Gory, gory
What a hell of a way to die...
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Gory, gory
What a hell of a way to die
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Gory, gory
What a hell of a way to die
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He ain't gonna jump no more
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"Is everybody happy?"
cried the sergeant looking up...
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Starr, you're up.
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He jumped into the icy blast
His static line unhooked...
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I want everyone to know
that what is about to transpire,
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I take no pleasure in it.
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And...
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What the hell are you doing?
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What does it look like?
I'm self-consummating.
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Very good.
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Please, take note that a distraction,
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no matter how unseemly,
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can very often be the thing
that turns the tide in your favor.
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Since the days of Cleopatra,
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sexuality has been a weapon
deployed to gain leverage.
267
00:27:48,918 --> 00:27:51,838
This is the art of seduction.
268
00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:57,927
I know we come from different sides.
269
00:27:58,511 --> 00:28:03,433
But I think... No, I know,
we can put all that behind us.
270
00:28:04,434 --> 00:28:08,605
We can make something beautiful and new.
271
00:28:14,277 --> 00:28:15,737
All you have to do
272
00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:19,616
is meet me at the train station
with the microfiche.
273
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:22,744
And time.
274
00:28:25,622 --> 00:28:26,790
Ooh. Um...
275
00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:29,584
Anyone know where I can get
a copy of that microfiche?
276
00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:31,002
Yes.
277
00:28:31,086 --> 00:28:32,629
Very good indeed.
278
00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:33,922
Starr.
279
00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:45,892
And, go.
280
00:28:47,394 --> 00:28:49,729
I told you already, Mr. Peterson.
281
00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:50,855
The answer is no.
282
00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:55,151
I shouldn't even be meeting you right now.
283
00:28:57,654 --> 00:29:01,533
Give me the microfiche, you bitch,
or I'll kill you and your family.
284
00:29:41,322 --> 00:29:43,992
Two final candidates.
285
00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:47,245
One last opportunity to prove your worth.
286
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:51,040
Proceed.
287
00:29:54,377 --> 00:29:58,631
Gory, gory
What a hell of a way to die
288
00:29:58,715 --> 00:30:03,428
He ain't gonna jump no more...
289
00:30:04,095 --> 00:30:05,138
Good luck.
290
00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:10,810
Gory, gory
What a hell of a way to die
291
00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:15,023
Gory, gory
What a hell of a way to die
292
00:30:17,942 --> 00:30:24,741
He ain't gonna jump no more
293
00:30:26,743 --> 00:30:29,162
Welcome to the Grail.
294
00:30:29,913 --> 00:30:31,289
The Grail?
295
00:30:31,372 --> 00:30:33,583
Please, Herr Starr, have a seat.
296
00:30:37,795 --> 00:30:40,173
For over 2,000 years,
297
00:30:40,256 --> 00:30:44,010
this organization has been
at the very heart of world affairs.
298
00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:49,140
What do you think
is the source of our enduring power?
299
00:30:49,432 --> 00:30:52,810
I would imagine
a combination of economic influence
300
00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:54,604
and sexual blackmail.
301
00:30:54,938 --> 00:30:56,689
Some, of course.
302
00:30:56,773 --> 00:30:59,859
But the true inspiration
303
00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:04,489
of our authority is...
304
00:31:08,785 --> 00:31:10,161
Christ.
305
00:31:10,245 --> 00:31:11,246
Hmm.
306
00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:14,332
You seem disappointed.
307
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:19,295
I was hoping for something more
in the vein of atomic warfare.
308
00:31:20,296 --> 00:31:22,340
Not myths and legends.
309
00:31:22,423 --> 00:31:25,385
This is no myth. Christ lives on.
310
00:31:25,468 --> 00:31:27,679
Yes, yes. He lives in our hearts.
311
00:31:27,762 --> 00:31:28,972
No, Herr Starr.
312
00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:34,561
Christ lives in a top secret location
guarded by machine guns.
313
00:31:38,439 --> 00:31:39,524
Does he?
314
00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:40,608
Yes.
315
00:31:41,526 --> 00:31:46,114
You see, before
he sacrificed himself for our sins,
316
00:31:46,197 --> 00:31:47,949
our Lord
317
00:31:48,032 --> 00:31:51,160
gave a final gift to humanity.
318
00:31:52,704 --> 00:31:54,497
He fathered a child.
319
00:31:59,544 --> 00:32:02,755
For generations,
the Grail has protected this holy lineage
320
00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:05,633
in preparation for one event.
321
00:32:06,509 --> 00:32:08,011
The end of the world.
322
00:32:09,012 --> 00:32:12,390
Only God knows exactly when,
but it will be soon.
323
00:32:12,473 --> 00:32:15,852
We have been assured
from sources at the highest levels.
324
00:32:16,686 --> 00:32:19,981
And the Grail will be ready.
325
00:32:20,857 --> 00:32:25,153
And at the exact moment
that hope is abandoned,
326
00:32:25,862 --> 00:32:30,575
our savior will reveal himself
to the frightened masses.
327
00:32:32,785 --> 00:32:34,454
Ingenious.
328
00:32:34,537 --> 00:32:37,624
The world on its knees,
begging for direction,
329
00:32:37,707 --> 00:32:40,793
like the ugly girl at a gangbang.
330
00:32:44,797 --> 00:32:46,132
Your uniform.
331
00:32:51,596 --> 00:32:56,225
Some of the men find it a bit flamboyant.
332
00:32:58,936 --> 00:33:02,398
It's spectacular.
333
00:33:06,069 --> 00:33:11,407
May I ask, what would be
my specific role in all this?
334
00:33:11,824 --> 00:33:15,495
The Samson unit of the Grail
handles the false prophets.
335
00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:18,039
Contenders to Christ's throne.
336
00:33:18,706 --> 00:33:21,834
Our job is to rid the world
of their competing narratives.
337
00:33:22,418 --> 00:33:27,090
Charlemagne, Lincoln, Belushi, you name it.
338
00:33:28,549 --> 00:33:32,345
You will be my right-hand man.
339
00:33:35,765 --> 00:33:39,060
- The Grail killed Abraham Lincoln?
- Mmm.
340
00:33:39,477 --> 00:33:40,895
Yes, we did.
341
00:33:41,938 --> 00:33:43,815
And why did we do that?
342
00:33:44,565 --> 00:33:46,275
He preserved the union,
343
00:33:47,276 --> 00:33:50,822
won the war, sense of humor.
344
00:33:51,114 --> 00:33:53,658
His polling was probably through the roof.
345
00:33:55,576 --> 00:33:56,703
Something tells me
346
00:33:56,786 --> 00:34:00,123
you're going to do
great things here, Herr Starr.
347
00:34:02,959 --> 00:34:06,379
Thank you for this opportunity.
348
00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:58,431
Blood, people! Blood and brains!
349
00:34:58,514 --> 00:35:01,893
And people screaming until their lungs hurt!
350
00:35:01,976 --> 00:35:05,688
That's how bad it's gonna be.
That is what's comin'!
351
00:35:07,190 --> 00:35:09,317
So, watch your asses.
352
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,278
I'm takin' five. Don't forget the beer bucket.
353
00:35:17,867 --> 00:35:21,162
Ah, Father, I noticed you standing there.
354
00:35:22,455 --> 00:35:25,458
Always good to see
a fellow soldier for the Lord.
355
00:35:27,126 --> 00:35:28,252
Question for you.
356
00:35:28,336 --> 00:35:29,378
Hit me.
357
00:35:32,381 --> 00:35:34,717
Are you crazy or just a con man?
358
00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:37,303
Are those my only two choices?
359
00:35:37,386 --> 00:35:39,597
'Cause I normally describe myself
360
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:43,851
as a left-handed,
alcoholic, sinner child of God.
361
00:35:47,063 --> 00:35:48,397
I don't mean to insult you.
362
00:35:48,981 --> 00:35:52,735
It's just... I've been wondering
about the end of the world.
363
00:35:55,238 --> 00:35:56,572
Well...
364
00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:00,201
Buy me a beer. We'll wonder together.
365
00:36:01,244 --> 00:36:03,538
Sorry again about the confusion.
366
00:36:03,621 --> 00:36:06,916
Ever since the carts
started operating in tandem,
367
00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:09,335
- you'd be surprised how much this happens.
- Mmm-hmm.
368
00:36:09,627 --> 00:36:10,795
I'm used to it.
369
00:36:10,878 --> 00:36:13,923
Alcohol and a lack of vital signs
will do it to you every time.
370
00:36:20,096 --> 00:36:21,097
Oh...
371
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:23,850
Poor people.
372
00:36:25,268 --> 00:36:28,396
I'd rather be them than him.
373
00:36:32,149 --> 00:36:33,442
Yeah.
374
00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:08,644
Ten, nine, eight, seven,
375
00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:10,062
six, five, four...
376
00:37:26,203 --> 00:37:29,832
I'm real sorry about your boyfriend, ma'am.
Terrible loss.
377
00:37:32,501 --> 00:37:34,045
Y'all should be sorry.
378
00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:38,633
We robbed you assholes blind.
379
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,137
That wasn't my boyfriend,
and he wasn't dead.
380
00:37:44,931 --> 00:37:49,018
We came in here,
played y'all for the idiots y'all are,
381
00:37:50,186 --> 00:37:52,521
took your money, and drank your beer.
382
00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:55,816
So, put your goddamn hats back on.
383
00:37:56,817 --> 00:38:01,489
And tell me which one of you
banjo diddlin' little bitches
384
00:38:01,572 --> 00:38:05,534
has got the balls to earn your money back?
385
00:38:38,401 --> 00:38:42,238
Ten, nine, eight, seven,
386
00:38:42,321 --> 00:38:45,032
six, five, four...
387
00:38:53,958 --> 00:38:55,209
Again.
388
00:39:02,925 --> 00:39:06,595
So, the world's ending, huh?
389
00:39:06,929 --> 00:39:07,930
Mmm-hmm.
390
00:39:09,932 --> 00:39:11,017
Why?
391
00:39:11,809 --> 00:39:13,477
What makes you say that?
392
00:39:15,271 --> 00:39:16,731
Common sense.
393
00:39:16,814 --> 00:39:18,524
Science.
394
00:39:18,607 --> 00:39:20,526
The world's been ending since it started.
395
00:39:21,235 --> 00:39:22,653
That's not an answer.
396
00:39:23,112 --> 00:39:24,447
What's the question?
397
00:39:25,865 --> 00:39:28,284
What are you looking for? Proof?
398
00:39:28,951 --> 00:39:30,828
Well, that's what
you're advertising here, right?
399
00:39:30,911 --> 00:39:32,997
Signs of the apocalypse and all that.
400
00:39:33,122 --> 00:39:35,082
Ah...
401
00:39:36,584 --> 00:39:38,711
That's mostly just metaphor.
402
00:39:40,796 --> 00:39:44,300
I hear things, I see things.
403
00:39:45,342 --> 00:39:49,805
People come up to me,
they say all sorts of crazy stuff.
404
00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:53,517
And there has been an uptake
ever since Tom Cruise exploded.
405
00:39:53,601 --> 00:39:54,977
No question.
406
00:39:56,979 --> 00:39:58,773
The Cubs winning. Trump.
407
00:40:01,484 --> 00:40:02,735
This flying pig.
408
00:40:02,818 --> 00:40:05,237
That's real Wrath of God stuff, right?
409
00:40:06,864 --> 00:40:09,950
But sooner or later,
there's always an explanation.
410
00:40:11,243 --> 00:40:12,620
Strong pitchin',
411
00:40:13,662 --> 00:40:15,706
KGB interference, whatever.
412
00:40:18,292 --> 00:40:21,837
In the end, there's always a good reason.
413
00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:27,426
So, you're just out here
scarin' people. For money.
414
00:40:27,510 --> 00:40:29,136
They are already scared.
415
00:40:29,762 --> 00:40:32,264
They come listen to me
talk about the end of the world,
416
00:40:32,348 --> 00:40:35,267
so they can worry about that
instead of what really scares 'em.
417
00:40:35,684 --> 00:40:37,061
Which is what?
418
00:40:39,688 --> 00:40:40,898
Themselves.
419
00:40:43,109 --> 00:40:47,696
What is more frightening
than who we are and what we done?
420
00:40:52,034 --> 00:40:55,788
Well, I have got car payments,
and a drinking problem.
421
00:40:55,871 --> 00:40:57,873
So, I should probably get back to it.
422
00:40:58,833 --> 00:40:59,875
Hey.
423
00:41:03,129 --> 00:41:07,258
You hear about this whole
fractional soul-selling thing?
424
00:41:08,217 --> 00:41:09,385
The Japanese, sure.
425
00:41:09,635 --> 00:41:12,930
This parishioner came to me about it.
426
00:41:15,391 --> 00:41:18,477
Just thinkin' about
selling a small amount of his, you know?
427
00:41:18,561 --> 00:41:20,646
Of course I said, "No way."
428
00:41:21,730 --> 00:41:23,899
This guy was in quite a tough situation,
429
00:41:24,817 --> 00:41:26,861
friends were in trouble, needed help.
430
00:41:27,486 --> 00:41:30,865
So, by selling off this small part of his soul,
431
00:41:30,948 --> 00:41:34,910
and I mean, just tiny, like, 1%.
432
00:41:37,246 --> 00:41:42,835
I thought, maybe it was a sacrifice
worth making, you know?
433
00:41:49,592 --> 00:41:54,430
I would tell your parishioner
that if he wants to help his friends,
434
00:41:55,306 --> 00:41:57,141
he should give a kidney.
435
00:42:04,315 --> 00:42:07,193
And if you're looking
for signs of the apocalypse,
436
00:42:08,068 --> 00:42:11,488
I would start with men selling off their souls.
437
00:42:31,467 --> 00:42:33,594
The situation has been handled.
438
00:42:35,721 --> 00:42:36,972
Where to next?
439
00:42:37,056 --> 00:42:38,641
New Orleans, sir.
440
00:42:38,724 --> 00:42:40,392
And the target?
441
00:42:40,476 --> 00:42:43,062
A preacher, Jesse Custer.
442
00:42:43,145 --> 00:42:44,772
I'm on my way.
443
00:43:09,713 --> 00:43:12,508
The water was highly toxic.
444
00:43:12,591 --> 00:43:15,594
I'm sorry,
but would you mind explaining it again?
445
00:43:15,678 --> 00:43:19,932
The water killed
the whole village, made the pig float.
446
00:43:20,474 --> 00:43:22,685
The water made the pig float?
447
00:43:23,602 --> 00:43:27,731
How could contaminated water
produce such an unusual effect?
448
00:43:28,315 --> 00:43:31,193
It was saturated
with hydrogen atoms,
449
00:43:31,277 --> 00:43:33,362
permeated the pig's tissue,
450
00:43:33,445 --> 00:43:37,658
resulted in limited levitation,
like a meat balloon.
451
00:43:37,741 --> 00:43:38,867
Meat balloon?
452
00:43:38,951 --> 00:43:40,286
Meat balloon.
453
00:43:40,369 --> 00:43:42,454
It just seems so incredible...
454
00:43:42,538 --> 00:43:44,999
Remind me. Are you a scientist?
455
00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:46,709
No.
456
00:43:47,501 --> 00:43:49,211
Well, then shut up.