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(COUPLE MOANING)

2
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Oh, God. Oh, Jesus!
I'm really, really close.

3
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Oh, God! Oh, that's so hot.

4
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HOUSEWIFE: Could you just
stick your finger in my...

5
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Like this?

6
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- Yes. Oh, yeah.
- (MOANS)

7
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Don't stop.
(STUTTERING) Don't stop.

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(MOANING LOUDLY)

9
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I... (SHUSHING)

10
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Did you hear that noise?
Outside.

11
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(SIGHS) You're so jumpy.

12
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I told you, my husband's
not gonna be back till Sunday.

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- (SEDUCTIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)

14
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- (HOUSEWIFE MOANING)
- (POT CLATTERS)

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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(MOANING LOUDLY)

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(CONTINUES MOANING)

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(GRUNTING)

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HIPPIE: Oh, my God!

20
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(HOUSEWIFE MOANS LOUDLY)

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HOUSEWIFE: Jesus! Oh, my...

22
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(BOTH MOANING LOUDLY)

23
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Oh, my God!

24
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(SHOUTS)

25
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(MOANS)

26
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(BOTH PANTING)

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(SIGHS HEAVILY)

28
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You know I never really do this.

29
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- Me neither.
- (CHUCKLES)

30
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Come on.

31
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For real.

32
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You're the only one.

33
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Like, ever?

34
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That's crazy.

35
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You could've had any girl you wanted.

36
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I wanted you.

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I wanted you, too.

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Since the first moment
I saw you in the market,

39
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hanging out with your friends,

40
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I knew you were special.

41
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(SIGHS DEEPLY)

42
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What kind of trees are those?

43
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WOMAN: Olive.

44
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It's like I never saw them before.

45
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I've got to go.

46
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You won't stay for supper?

47
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I already ate.

48
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Oh. Okay.

49
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Oh, no. It's... It's not like that.

50
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I just have to do something

51
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for my dad.

52
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In the middle of the night?

53
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I made him a promise.

54
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(SIGHS)

55
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Tonight meant a lot to me.

56
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And no matter what happens,

57
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I want you to remember one thing.

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I love you.

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What? (STAMMERS) You...

60
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And also, you can never,
ever tell anyone about this.

61
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Cool?

62
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Cool.

63
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Cool.

64
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

65
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JOHN THE APOSTLE: Jesus?
Jesus, are you in there?

66
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(WHISPERS) Stay right there.

67
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(CLEARS THROAT)

68
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What's up, guys?

69
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Where the hell have you been?

70
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We've been worried sick.

71
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You said you were going
to the garden to pray.

72
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Yeah, I was in the garden.

73
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You guys were passed out,
so I came here

74
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to bless this ailing woman.

75
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(COUGHING WEAKLY)

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JOHN THE APOSTLE: The chief priests are
on the warpath. We've got to move.

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- JESUS: Chill, bro.
- No, I will not chill.

78
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They want to kill you, man.

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JESUS: Blessed are they who are persecuted
for the sake of righteousness,

80
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for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

81
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JOHN THE APOSTLE:
The hell does that even mean, man?

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JESUS: You'll understand. Someday.

83
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JOHN THE APOSTLE: Come on.

84
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Judas is meeting us at midnight
with the getaway donkeys.

85
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It's been real.

86
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Don't worry, my dear.
Your secret is safe with me.

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(DOOR SLAMS)

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Yes.

90
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I am the man who ordered the hit
on your little band of ne'er-do-wells.

91
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But circumstances intervened,
and I changed my mind.

92
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(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

93
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I'm not here to kill you.

94
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You have questions.

95
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I have answers.

96
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These portfolios contain
classified information

97
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on the worldwide conglomerate
known as the Grail.

98
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Yes, we hold monopolies
in 113 countries,

99
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but we also have a hand
in agencies of a more divine authority.

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Are you blind, boy?

101
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Uh, no.

102
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Would you like to be?

103
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(INHALES DEEPLY)

104
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(SIGHS) Where were we?

105
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You were implying

106
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that your organization works with Heaven.

107
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Hand in glove for two millennia.

108
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Then you can tell me, where is God?

109
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Good question.
"No idea," is the short answer.

110
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That's the long answer as well.

111
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What I do know is you won't find Him alone.

112
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I have resources. I can help.

113
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So, if you'll take a look here
at some of our holdings...

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(GRUNTING)

115
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I said... (IN DEEP VOICE) Where's God?

116
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I don't know.

117
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(CHUCKLES MOCKINGLY)

118
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(SIGHS) Your power is inspiring.

119
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Then tell me why I shouldn't inspire it

120
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to ram this down your throat?

121
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Because, Preacher Custer, you need me.

122
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Pie charts, spreadsheets.

123
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What do you have that I need?

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(SIGHS)

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Did you know that God
was last seen here

126
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in New Orleans?

127
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(SNIFFLES)

128
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Yes, I had that feeling.

129
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We knew for a fact.

130
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We were alerted
the moment He went missing.

131
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Came straightaway.
Implemented a cover-up.

132
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The tape.

133
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You hired Mark Harelik.

134
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You were the ones that killed him.

135
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I'm offering you access to our power.

136
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Information. Reach.

137
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Tell me you're not intrigued.

138
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On second thought,

139
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you're not really a three-ring-binder
kind of man. Are you?

140
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Yes. Durando?

141
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Let them know we're coming in.

142
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Let's go.

143
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(SIGHS)

144
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I'm not wearing that.

145
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Then I'm afraid the journey ends here.

146
00:10:03,688 --> 00:10:06,857
You see, we don't trust you, either.

147
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(TULIP WHIMPERING)

148
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- (GUNSHOT)
- (GASPS)

149
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

150
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Damn it. Damn it! God damn it!

151
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(EXHALES)

152
00:11:04,582 --> 00:11:06,250
(LOUD MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING)

153
00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:09,628
(WOMAN GIGGLING)

154
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:19,555
Hey! You're awake.
You feeling any better?

155
00:11:20,139 --> 00:11:21,599
Yeah. What's going on?

156
00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:24,226
Oh, yeah, right. That's April.

157
00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:26,437
It's an early birthday gift for the boy. I have...

158
00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:29,565
I've missed, like, the last 83 or something.

159
00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,442
So I just... I splurged.
You know what I mean?

160
00:11:31,901 --> 00:11:33,444
Um, have you seen Jesse?

161
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,654
He's not banging on me door
complaining about the noise,

162
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,198
so he's out, I guess.

163
00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:38,824
Do you want us to turn the music down?

164
00:11:38,908 --> 00:11:40,284
No, no. That's not what I...

165
00:11:40,368 --> 00:11:43,037
Check this out.
Got it down at Circuit Works this morning.

166
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Denis, turn the music down.

167
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE IN FRENCH)

168
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:52,046
Honestly, that kid,
he's gonna put me in an early grave.

169
00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:53,631
Or a late one. (LAUGHS)

170
00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:57,218
Um, did he say where he was going or...

171
00:11:57,301 --> 00:12:01,764
No. No. Why? What's up?
Are you all right?

172
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:05,851
Excuse me.

173
00:12:05,935 --> 00:12:07,228
Hello.

174
00:12:08,813 --> 00:12:10,856
I didn't want Denis to feel self-conscious.

175
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,652
Do you wanna hang?
We're about to play Twister.

176
00:12:15,653 --> 00:12:16,779
No.

177
00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:20,491
Um, you know what?
I'm gonna make us breakfast.

178
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Great. All right.

179
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We'll twist up an appetite.

180
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- Okay.
- All right, then.

181
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(CLEARS THROAT)

182
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Yeah.

183
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Make breakfast.

184
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

185
00:13:04,285 --> 00:13:05,786
- Hi.
- Hey.

186
00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:08,372
So, breakfast for lunch?

187
00:13:08,456 --> 00:13:11,208
Oh, yeah. Was cooking.

188
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:18,174
So, yeah, hey, um...
I was just wondering about my gun.

189
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,927
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was gonna bring it over later.

190
00:13:22,011 --> 00:13:24,680
It's all right.
Do you still need it?

191
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,557
No, no. I'll go get it.

192
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,238
<i>Yeah, I'm sorry.</i>

193
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,740
<i>Thanks.</i>

194
00:13:43,032 --> 00:13:44,200
<i>Also,</i>

195
00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:48,037
it sort of went off.

196
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,332
- Oh.
- Yeah.

197
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,085
Anyway, but I can pay you for the bullet.

198
00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:56,754
No. You know what? It's okay.

199
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,589
- You sure?
- Yeah.

200
00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:01,258
Oh.

201
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,428
Okay.

202
00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:10,434
As long as you're okay.

203
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,020
Are you okay?

204
00:14:14,939 --> 00:14:15,981
I'm okay.

205
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:21,904
Are you sure?

206
00:14:22,947 --> 00:14:24,698
I'm sure. I'm okay.

207
00:14:27,952 --> 00:14:29,203
Think you lost an egg.

208
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:30,579
What?

209
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:36,877
No, 'cause I...

210
00:14:38,671 --> 00:14:39,797
I did...

211
00:14:51,976 --> 00:14:53,310
No, don't do that. You don't...

212
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:55,479
I...

213
00:15:03,279 --> 00:15:04,655
(SNIFFLES)

214
00:15:18,711 --> 00:15:19,753
Thank you.

215
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:28,387
(INHALES SHARPLY)

216
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:38,230
(ALARM BUZZES)

217
00:15:38,314 --> 00:15:39,773
Check your pockets, please.

218
00:15:53,037 --> 00:15:54,496
(ALARM BUZZES)

219
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,249
Piercings?

220
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:58,709
No.

221
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:27,571
Sir.

222
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,245
Are you ready?

223
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:42,378
(CLEARS THROAT) Good afternoon.

224
00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:45,547
Jesse, meet His Holiness,
the Pope, Bishop of Rome,

225
00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:48,926
and the Right Honorable
Lord Archbishop of Canterbury.

226
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,595
Gentlemen, Jesse Custer.

227
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:56,975
Nice to meet you.

228
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,354
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

229
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,691
So it was, like, Annville,
and then we're looking for God.

230
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:08,195
And then Viktor
and then all the stuff with the Saint.

231
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,823
I'm confused.
How did you get rid of him?

232
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:15,577
Well, we got him a soul,

233
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:18,872
and then, uh, Jesse
sent him to Hell with his mind power.

234
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:21,458
Oh.

235
00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:27,339
Well, I mean, that's good, right?
He handled it.

236
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:30,134
Yeah, it is good.

237
00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:31,635
But?

238
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,058
I just got this feeling.

239
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,437
That something's not right.

240
00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:44,648
- Yeah.
- Well, I mean...

241
00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:46,817
If Jesse said that he handled it...

242
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,530
Did you see him send the Saint to Hell?

243
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,532
- No, but...
- But he said that he did?

244
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:54,950
That's what he told you?

245
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:57,494
- Yeah.
- Hmm...

246
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,329
Wonder what could be not right about that?

247
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:08,422
Who knows? I mean, it's just a feeling.
You know? (SCOFFS)

248
00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:12,176
Maybe I'm going crazy.

249
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,012
No.

250
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,848
Mmm-mmm.

251
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:21,852
- I told you about my ex, right?
- Mmm-hmm.

252
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,021
Rodney had a drinking problem,

253
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:27,149
and I told him he had to quit,

254
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,318
and he swore to me that he did.

255
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:33,739
But I just... I had this feeling,

256
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:39,536
you know, this suspicion that he was lying,
and it wouldn't go away.

257
00:18:40,496 --> 00:18:42,206
(CHUCKLES) I thought I was nuts.

258
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:46,460
Then, one day, I found
a fifth of vodka in his jacket pocket.

259
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,296
Even though I loved him,

260
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,465
I had to finally wise up and leave him.

261
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:58,680
I'm just saying, usually,
if something feels wrong, it is wrong.

262
00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:03,435
And you are not crazy.

263
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:06,980
Hmm...

264
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,566
WOMAN: What are you doing? No!

265
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,777
Get away from me!

266
00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:15,823
- Tickle.
- CASSIDY: Go easy.

267
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:17,324
Okay, be careful.

268
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:22,204
Poke a bloody eye out.
Honest to God. Hello, new person.

269
00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:23,580
My friend Jenny.

270
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:25,332
Hello, friend Jenny.
How you doing?

271
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:27,584
Listen, we're gonna give breakfast a miss.

272
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,253
He's been cooped up all day.
We're gonna go out.

273
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,796
Let off some steam, all right?

274
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,214
Cool.

275
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:33,507
You gonna be all right?

276
00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:35,008
We'll be fine.

277
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:38,929
All right. Denis, leave her alone.
She doesn't like it.

278
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:42,015
Okay. You're too rough.
You're hurting my wrist!

279
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:43,100
(DOOR CLOSES)

280
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,394
That was Cassidy.

281
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,020
And company. (CHUCKLES)

282
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:48,105
He's cute.

283
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,901
- Really?
- Oh, my God. Don't you think?

284
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:54,862
No.

285
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,489
So charming and damaged.

286
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,449
And so bony.

287
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,159
He is bony.

288
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,121
That's how I like them.
All elbows and Adam's apples.

289
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:05,956
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

290
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:09,459
That's funny.

291
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:14,548
God is missing.
You know where He is?

292
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,595
Preacher Custer is with me.

293
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:22,973
(CLEARING THROAT)

294
00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:27,394
Are you sure you want to know?

295
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:30,230
Some things cannot be unheard.

296
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:35,819
(SIGHS)

297
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:38,780
The Seraphim.

298
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,034
A traitorous cabal of angels,

299
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:44,077
jealous of God's authority,

300
00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:46,079
have rebelled against Him.

301
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,833
They betrayed our Lord,

302
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,004
and now He's on the run.

303
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:58,759
And it's up to us to keep Him safe.

304
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,348
(SCOFFS) Give me a break.

305
00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:06,183
What was that?

306
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,894
I said, give me a break.

307
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:11,521
- It's true.
- THE POPE: It's not remotely true.

308
00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:16,234
There is no coup.
God is not on the lam.

309
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,528
He's simply moved on.

310
00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:23,700
The dinosaurs failed him.
And now, mankind has.

311
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:26,662
He's gone to make a new creation.

312
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:31,917
Something more loving. More just.

313
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,252
More divine.

314
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:39,216
So tell us,
what are some features of this new creation?

315
00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:47,182
The new species will be tall.

316
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:49,142
My sources say 10 foot or more,

317
00:21:49,226 --> 00:21:53,397
with the prowess of a lion,
the flight of an eagle,

318
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,857
and the honey badger's sense of smell.

319
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:57,985
Honey badger?

320
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:00,112
Do you hear yourself right now?

321
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:03,490
Do you? God on the run
like a common criminal?

322
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:05,242
Give me a break.

323
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,035
So, no one knows where God is.

324
00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:09,204
Clearly, we do not.

325
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:10,831
The boy.

326
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:13,750
He knows. He has to.

327
00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:15,502
ARCHBISHOP: It's time for him to lead.

328
00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:17,421
All right, that's enough.

329
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:18,922
Gentlemen.

330
00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:24,052
Thank you for coming by, saying hello.

331
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:29,433
You see?

332
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:34,563
The greatest minds in the world,
and we still can't find God.

333
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:38,859
But with our resources and your power...

334
00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:40,277
Who is "the boy"?

335
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:43,155
I'm sorry?

336
00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:48,827
"The boy. He knows.
It's time for him to lead."

337
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:51,663
Who is "the boy"?

338
00:22:51,747 --> 00:22:53,206
You weren't supposed to hear that.

339
00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:54,291
(IN DEEP VOICE) Tell me.

340
00:22:57,669 --> 00:22:58,962
He's the Messiah.

341
00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:11,808
<i>Praise to the Lord, the Almighty</i>

342
00:23:11,892 --> 00:23:15,103
<i>The King of Creation</i>

343
00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:18,065
<i>O my soul, praise He</i>

344
00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:19,441
(CRYING)

345
00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:25,238
<i>For He is our health and salvation</i>

346
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:28,200
<i>All ye who hear</i>

347
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:32,662
<i>Now to the temple draw near</i>

348
00:23:32,954 --> 00:23:37,584
<i>Join in glad adoration</i>

349
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:39,294
(BABY CRYING LOUDLY)

350
00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:41,463
(THADDEUS SHUSHING)

351
00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:44,091
THADDEUS: There, there.
Don't cry, little one.

352
00:23:44,549 --> 00:23:46,551
Your father died for a great cause,

353
00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:49,513
but we will protect you.

354
00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:51,431
And when the time comes,

355
00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:55,602
your bloodline shall ascend
and restore order.

356
00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:58,188
- BOTH: Amen.
- Amen.

357
00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:00,482
Can I hold him?

358
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,528
(GROANS)

359
00:24:05,237 --> 00:24:06,822
- (MIDWIFE PUNCHING)
- (HEAD SQUELCHING)

360
00:24:09,366 --> 00:24:13,036
STARR: <i>And Thaddeus kept
his promise to the child.</i>

361
00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:18,125
And since then,
the Grail has protected Christ's lineage

362
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:23,630
in preparation for one thing,
the end of the world.

363
00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:27,843
And at the moment
that hope is abandoned,

364
00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:32,889
our Savior will reveal Himself
to the frightened masses.

365
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:36,226
End of speech.

366
00:24:37,394 --> 00:24:38,562
So what you're saying is,

367
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:42,315
you have Jesus,
and he's gonna run the world.

368
00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:46,778
We have his 25th great-grandson,
but, yes, that's the plan.

369
00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:49,114
And this boy, does he know where God is?

370
00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:50,323
He hasn't said.

371
00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:51,616
Why not?

372
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:56,037
The Messiah can sometimes be a bit

373
00:24:58,248 --> 00:24:59,749
unforthcoming.

374
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:01,835
- Take me to him.
- Absolutely not.

375
00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:04,671
Very few people even know
of his existence, let alone...

376
00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:05,755
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Take me to him.

377
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:09,551
Okay.

378
00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:12,846
So to change gear,
put your left hand, all right?

379
00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:14,639
And then just squeeze back on the throttle.

380
00:25:14,723 --> 00:25:16,224
- Like this?
- Yeah.

381
00:25:16,308 --> 00:25:18,435
- And try not to crash, and that's it.
- Okay.

382
00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:20,312
Oh, my God, you're like
a sexy Evel Knievel.

383
00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:21,521
(CHUCKLES) Who's that?

384
00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:25,108
What the bloody hell do you mean,
"Who's that?" Evel Knievel!

385
00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:27,110
SEPTEMBER: No, I don't know who it is.

386
00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:29,112
WOMAN: What are you doing?

387
00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:31,573
Stop looking at me like that.

388
00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:33,200
What are you doing?

389
00:25:33,617 --> 00:25:35,952
Get off of me! Stop it!

390
00:25:36,161 --> 00:25:37,954
Stop! Someone help!

391
00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:41,041
Let's get out of here! Now!

392
00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:44,169
What's going on? What's up?

393
00:25:44,252 --> 00:25:45,962
- ELECTRONIC VOICE: <i>Game over.</i>
- (GAME POWERS DOWN)

394
00:25:47,631 --> 00:25:48,798
(SIGHS)

395
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:54,930
What the hell just happened there?

396
00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:56,848
(FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE
IN FRENCH)

397
00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:03,480
All right, son, look.
Listen to me. Your body's changed.

398
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:07,567
And you've got a boat-load
of feelings rushing in, all right?

399
00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:10,153
New appetites. And it's normal.

400
00:26:10,237 --> 00:26:12,155
But some of these appetites,

401
00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:15,325
and you know the ones
I'm talking about, you just...

402
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:16,576
You can't ever act on them.

403
00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:18,703
Ever. Do you understand?

404
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,580
(FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE
CONTINUES IN FRENCH)

405
00:26:45,522 --> 00:26:48,316
<i>I'll keep you my dirty little secret</i>

406
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,485
JENNY: Gosh.
How'd you get so good at video games?

407
00:26:50,819 --> 00:26:53,321
- My parents died.
- Oh.

408
00:26:54,406 --> 00:26:57,075
Yeah, I was put in a home
when I was nine.

409
00:26:57,742 --> 00:27:01,162
Assholes liked the government checks,
but hated the kids, so...

410
00:27:01,246 --> 00:27:03,081
They put you in front of the TV.

411
00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:04,582
Pretty much.

412
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,168
(CROWD CHEERING ON TV)

413
00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:08,878
ELECTRONIC VOICE: <i>You're a rock star!</i>

414
00:27:09,879 --> 00:27:11,047
Your go.

415
00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:12,465
Nah, you go again.

416
00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:14,759
No, you have to play.

417
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,185
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

418
00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:30,483
This is hard.

419
00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:32,193
- No, you'll get it.
- (CHUCKLES)

420
00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:36,740
You're really lucky, you know.

421
00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:39,617
You've had such an awesome life.

422
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:44,956
Like, acting in LA,
robbing banks in Dallas, looking for God...

423
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:47,917
You're a survivor.

424
00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:51,338
And you get to do it all
with someone you love and trust.

425
00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:53,214
I've never had that.

426
00:27:56,468 --> 00:27:58,845
- ELECTRONIC VOICE: <i>Game over.</i>
- (SIGHS)

427
00:28:01,890 --> 00:28:03,308
I never told you about Dallas.

428
00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:05,393
What?

429
00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:07,228
"Robbing banks in Dallas."

430
00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:09,981
I never told you that.

431
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,026
Yeah. Yeah, you did. At breakfast.

432
00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:18,239
Maybe you just forgot.

433
00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:20,825
You were pretty upset.

434
00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:32,212
Yeah. Yeah, I was.
I was crying like a little baby, huh?

435
00:28:32,295 --> 00:28:35,173
(CHUCKLES) No. You're good.

436
00:28:41,304 --> 00:28:42,931
Okay, hit me.

437
00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:45,350
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

438
00:28:47,143 --> 00:28:48,436
Where's the bathroom?

439
00:28:49,187 --> 00:28:50,522
In the hall.

440
00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:55,652
Wrong way.

441
00:28:57,987 --> 00:28:59,406
Thanks.

442
00:29:12,502 --> 00:29:13,920
(PHONE BUZZING)

443
00:29:16,339 --> 00:29:17,382
Go for Hoover.

444
00:29:17,841 --> 00:29:19,467
Listen carefully. I need your help.

445
00:29:27,684 --> 00:29:30,728
- Oh. Hey.
- Who are you?

446
00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:32,021
What do you mean? I'm Jenny.

447
00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:35,942
I didn't say anything about Dallas.
I know I didn't.

448
00:29:36,025 --> 00:29:38,611
Well, how else would I know about it?

449
00:29:38,695 --> 00:29:41,197
Right. That's why I'm asking.

450
00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:45,785
(STAMMERS)
Yeah, I'm confused. You tell me.

451
00:29:45,869 --> 00:29:48,830
No, you tell me,
'cause you seem to know a whole lot.

452
00:29:49,414 --> 00:29:51,291
Tell me again why you got that gun?

453
00:29:52,542 --> 00:29:54,586
'Cause of Rodney. Like I said...

454
00:29:54,669 --> 00:29:56,421
There is no Rodney.

455
00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:59,090
Who are you?

456
00:30:00,216 --> 00:30:03,052
Honey, stop.
You're scaring me, okay?

457
00:30:04,053 --> 00:30:05,555
You sound kind of crazy.

458
00:30:06,264 --> 00:30:07,682
You listen to me.

459
00:30:08,308 --> 00:30:10,059
You got three seconds to come clean,

460
00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:12,979
or I will show you a whole world of crazy.

461
00:30:14,898 --> 00:30:16,774
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

462
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:18,776
MAN: Jenny? Jenny, open up!

463
00:30:19,402 --> 00:30:20,904
(SHUDDERING) Oh, God. Oh, God.

464
00:30:21,070 --> 00:30:22,572
MAN: Jenny!

465
00:30:23,239 --> 00:30:25,950
Stay here. I'll take care of it.

466
00:30:26,951 --> 00:30:30,955
MAN: Jenny! Jenny!

467
00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:33,917
Jenny, open up!

468
00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:36,753
What are you doing here?
And stop yelling.

469
00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:38,087
The neighbors are gonna hear you.

470
00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:41,966
Jenny, you've got to come home. I'm sorry.

471
00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:43,843
You're drunk. Again.

472
00:30:43,927 --> 00:30:45,929
- I'm not. Okay? No. No, I'm not.
- Yes.

473
00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:48,306
Slow down, sweetie.
Come on. Look at you.

474
00:30:48,389 --> 00:30:49,766
- I said I'm not drunk!
- (GROANS)

475
00:30:52,101 --> 00:30:53,895
You see what you make me do.

476
00:30:53,978 --> 00:30:56,147
You see what you make me do!

477
00:30:56,272 --> 00:30:57,440
(GRUNTS)

478
00:30:57,690 --> 00:30:59,108
(MAN GROANS)

479
00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:02,487
Wait, wait, wait. Stop.

480
00:31:04,322 --> 00:31:05,615
Give me a turn.

481
00:31:07,450 --> 00:31:09,118
(GRUNTING)

482
00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:12,080
Time to go, Rodney.

483
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,209
(COUGHS)

484
00:31:16,626 --> 00:31:18,211
(PANTING)

485
00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:23,633
(CHUCKLES)

486
00:31:28,846 --> 00:31:30,098
(LAUGHING)

487
00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:34,602
JENNY: You think I broke his rib?

488
00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:37,021
Well, something cracked.

489
00:31:38,439 --> 00:31:39,816
I think I broke it.

490
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:44,529
God! I just...
I never fought back before, you know?

491
00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:48,616
I feel so good.

492
00:31:49,075 --> 00:31:50,493
Good.

493
00:32:01,879 --> 00:32:03,506
Your tile's broken.

494
00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:04,924
Everything's broken.

495
00:32:05,008 --> 00:32:08,595
This whole building's a booby trap.
Hold still.

496
00:32:09,012 --> 00:32:10,388
Sorry.

497
00:32:12,307 --> 00:32:14,392
You should fix it. You're handy.

498
00:32:16,185 --> 00:32:19,022
Yeah. I am.

499
00:32:22,275 --> 00:32:25,111
Where are we going? Is he close?

500
00:32:25,194 --> 00:32:26,446
No.

501
00:32:26,529 --> 00:32:28,156
(MUSIC PLAYING)

502
00:32:29,198 --> 00:32:30,241
(SIGHS)

503
00:33:07,111 --> 00:33:09,238
MAN: <i>Herr</i> Starr. What a surprise!

504
00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:11,991
The Allfather didn't tell us to expect you.

505
00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:14,077
STARR: It's a pleasant surprise.

506
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,411
MAN: (STAMMERS) Yes, sir.

507
00:33:15,495 --> 00:33:16,579
STARR: Take us to him.

508
00:33:16,663 --> 00:33:18,373
- MAN: But...
- Now.

509
00:33:18,456 --> 00:33:19,957
(CHURCH BELL TOLLING)

510
00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:44,857
STARR: Is he accepting an audience?

511
00:33:44,941 --> 00:33:47,443
WOMAN: Yes. He just had a bath.

512
00:33:47,527 --> 00:33:48,903
STARR: Leave us.

513
00:33:49,529 --> 00:33:50,905
(DOOR OPENS)

514
00:34:08,715 --> 00:34:13,970
Jesse, this is the Christ Child.

515
00:34:15,012 --> 00:34:20,643
The holy bloodline.
Our most precious figurehead.

516
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:25,231
(SIGHS) The Messiah.

517
00:34:47,503 --> 00:34:48,963
STARR: Look upon him.

518
00:34:54,218 --> 00:34:55,803
JESSE: I...

519
00:34:57,305 --> 00:34:58,973
I don't know what to say.

520
00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:04,479
I'm just a humble...

521
00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:14,197
This power, I think I've been given it
to find your Father. God.

522
00:35:15,114 --> 00:35:17,825
Tell me. Am I on the right path?

523
00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:22,038
All I ever wanted was to serve you.

524
00:35:24,999 --> 00:35:26,042
Please.

525
00:35:27,126 --> 00:35:28,169
(CHUCKLES)

526
00:35:29,712 --> 00:35:31,589
I don't even know what to call you.

527
00:35:32,632 --> 00:35:33,925
We call him

528
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,054
Humperdoo.

529
00:35:38,721 --> 00:35:40,389
You call him...

530
00:35:41,224 --> 00:35:42,433
(YELPS)

531
00:35:44,519 --> 00:35:45,728
Ah.

532
00:35:45,812 --> 00:35:47,021
He likes you.

533
00:35:48,898 --> 00:35:52,902
Hello. Nice to meet yous.

534
00:35:54,654 --> 00:35:57,907
Is so happy to see yous.

535
00:36:00,368 --> 00:36:01,410
Who the hell is this?

536
00:36:01,869 --> 00:36:05,498
I told you. This is the Messiah.

537
00:36:06,916 --> 00:36:08,501
Humperdoo.

538
00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:11,587
Humperdoo? I Humperdoo.

539
00:36:12,088 --> 00:36:13,172
STARR: That's right.

540
00:36:13,256 --> 00:36:16,300
(CHUCKLES) I Humperdoo.

541
00:36:16,759 --> 00:36:17,802
Good boy.

542
00:36:17,885 --> 00:36:19,512
(CHUCKLING)

543
00:36:22,682 --> 00:36:23,683
Pee-pee?

544
00:36:23,766 --> 00:36:25,935
Very good, my Lord.

545
00:36:26,811 --> 00:36:27,937
(LAUGHING)

546
00:36:29,355 --> 00:36:31,274
Yes, come say hello.

547
00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:34,735
(GIGGLING)

548
00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:38,656
HUMPERDOO: Shiny.

549
00:36:38,739 --> 00:36:40,449
STARR: Yes, it's my head.

550
00:36:41,284 --> 00:36:43,119
- HUMPERDOO: Humperdoo like shiny.
- Thank you, Messiah.

551
00:36:43,411 --> 00:36:46,289
- Your amusement humbles me.
- Humperdoo like shiny!

552
00:36:46,789 --> 00:36:47,999
Now, now. All right.

553
00:36:48,082 --> 00:36:50,084
Shiny. Shiny. Humperdoo like shiny.

554
00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:53,045
STARR: Let's not become
too pleased, shall we?

555
00:36:58,384 --> 00:37:00,678
- Yes. Now, calm yourself.
- (MOANING)

556
00:37:01,387 --> 00:37:06,976
He's in one of his agitated states.
We should leave before he discharges.

557
00:37:07,310 --> 00:37:08,519
Where is He?

558
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,565
(IN DEEP VOICE) Where's God?

559
00:37:14,191 --> 00:37:15,818
(CRYING)

560
00:37:19,697 --> 00:37:21,449
(SHRIEKING)

561
00:37:24,327 --> 00:37:25,328
STARR: Guards.

562
00:37:26,996 --> 00:37:28,831
(SHUSHING)

563
00:37:29,582 --> 00:37:31,417
I know. You're tired.

564
00:37:33,836 --> 00:37:35,338
Time for a nap.

565
00:37:49,268 --> 00:37:50,686
- CASSIDY: Hey.
- Hey.

566
00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:53,522
Me and Denis have just been here.
Check this out.

567
00:37:54,732 --> 00:37:56,484
- Pretty good, right?
- Hmm.

568
00:37:57,151 --> 00:37:58,110
What's it mean?

569
00:37:58,194 --> 00:38:00,279
What do you mean,
"What does it mean?" It's a bloody bird.

570
00:38:00,363 --> 00:38:02,323
Yep. No doubt about that.

571
00:38:02,406 --> 00:38:03,658
It's better than Denis's.

572
00:38:03,741 --> 00:38:05,952
He got a picture of Shemp,
from <i>The Three Stooges.</i>

573
00:38:06,035 --> 00:38:07,161
(LAUGHS AND SNORTS)

574
00:38:07,244 --> 00:38:09,080
Shemp. Christ's sake.

575
00:38:09,163 --> 00:38:10,915
- Where is he?
- I don't know.

576
00:38:11,582 --> 00:38:14,877
I don't know, actually. He was...
He wanted some alone time. It's...

577
00:38:15,962 --> 00:38:18,381
You know, it's perfectly natural, I suppose.

578
00:38:20,049 --> 00:38:21,676
Do you wanna get stoned and play <i>Rock It?</i>

579
00:38:23,177 --> 00:38:24,637
- Sure.
- Awesome.

580
00:38:25,221 --> 00:38:26,597
But we only got drums.

581
00:38:28,766 --> 00:38:29,976
F.J.: She go for it?

582
00:38:30,059 --> 00:38:31,394
Not yet.

583
00:38:31,477 --> 00:38:34,563
That junkie freak show
pulled her off to play video games.

584
00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:38,859
(GROANING)

585
00:38:41,946 --> 00:38:42,989
You sound like a woman.

586
00:38:47,243 --> 00:38:48,911
God, I wish I could have killed her.

587
00:38:49,245 --> 00:38:51,872
- Boss said not to.
- I know he said not to.

588
00:38:51,956 --> 00:38:53,249
That's why she's still alive.

589
00:38:53,332 --> 00:38:54,542
Why did he say that?

590
00:38:54,625 --> 00:38:57,003
Not our job to ask why.
All we have to do is...

591
00:38:57,086 --> 00:38:58,629
- Break them up.
- Exactly.

592
00:38:58,713 --> 00:39:01,549
Yeah, well, this should do it.

593
00:40:10,326 --> 00:40:11,702
So that's...

594
00:40:13,996 --> 00:40:16,373
He's the one that's gonna rule the world?

595
00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:21,378
Look, like with any royal family
or Maltese puppy,

596
00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:24,465
problems with inbreeding
are to be expected.

597
00:40:24,548 --> 00:40:28,052
You can't help me find God.
You never could.

598
00:40:29,220 --> 00:40:31,722
I never said I could help you find God.

599
00:40:31,806 --> 00:40:33,307
I said I could help you.

600
00:40:33,390 --> 00:40:34,517
What are you talking about?

601
00:40:35,059 --> 00:40:39,230
I was sodomized the other day.

602
00:40:39,313 --> 00:40:41,816
Forced against my will.

603
00:40:41,899 --> 00:40:47,696
A trio of local ruffians came to my office,
bent me over, and... (SIGHS)

604
00:40:49,365 --> 00:40:51,117
Never mind.

605
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:55,037
The point is, while it was happening,

606
00:40:56,205 --> 00:40:59,416
I thought of you. Your power.

607
00:41:00,209 --> 00:41:03,963
I've been head
of the Samson unit for over 13 years.

608
00:41:04,046 --> 00:41:06,298
I thought I was working for order,

609
00:41:06,382 --> 00:41:11,971
working to make a cleaner world
out of this shit-stained universe.

610
00:41:12,888 --> 00:41:14,390
Truth is,

611
00:41:15,516 --> 00:41:20,563
I've wasted my life serving
someone who cannot rule.

612
00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:23,149
I became disillusioned.

613
00:41:24,066 --> 00:41:26,235
What alternative did I have?

614
00:41:26,986 --> 00:41:28,404
Until now.

615
00:41:30,739 --> 00:41:34,743
I'm talking about you, Jesse Custer.

616
00:41:38,747 --> 00:41:40,583
You wanted me to use the Word.

617
00:41:41,876 --> 00:41:46,922
You wanted me to meet the Messiah.
That was your plan all along.

618
00:41:47,381 --> 00:41:48,883
God is gone.

619
00:41:50,259 --> 00:41:52,219
And nature abhors a vacuum.

620
00:41:52,303 --> 00:41:55,931
Sooner or later, someone will fill it.

621
00:41:57,349 --> 00:41:58,809
So I ask you,

622
00:41:59,977 --> 00:42:05,024
why go on looking for God
when you can just

623
00:42:07,943 --> 00:42:09,320
be Him?

624
00:42:11,947 --> 00:42:13,073
That is blasphemy.

625
00:42:15,534 --> 00:42:17,036
Semantics.

626
00:42:24,543 --> 00:42:27,338
Listen to me, you circle-jerking freak.

627
00:42:28,297 --> 00:42:30,966
There is only one true God.

628
00:42:31,425 --> 00:42:32,885
And I will find Him.

629
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,894
Well, you can't find Him alone.

630
00:42:42,645 --> 00:42:44,730
Surely you've learned that by now.

631
00:42:52,238 --> 00:42:56,033
I'm not alone. I have friends.

632
00:42:56,116 --> 00:42:57,326
Do you?

633
00:42:57,785 --> 00:43:00,663
Yes, I do. And they're helping me.

634
00:43:01,747 --> 00:43:03,332
Are they?

635
00:43:10,089 --> 00:43:11,590
<i>Bonjour.</i>

636
00:43:18,430 --> 00:43:22,017
Anyway, think about it.

637
00:43:23,269 --> 00:43:24,561
(ENGINE STARTS)

638
00:43:44,290 --> 00:43:46,292
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)